Hey guys, what is going on? My name is Lily Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
Thank you so much for tuning in today and listening to my voice. And for your support, I do appreciate it.
Because of you guys, this podcast is still going on, because I know a lot of people are enjoying this,
especially my clients, they're like, oh my god, what episode are you gonna do next? I really love your podcast.
And stuff like that, which makes me super happy, because I've done podcasts before, kind of like a podcast,
but in my personal life, for something else. So yeah, but this podcast is doing good, you know,
every day it's like a new view from somewhere in the world. It's so much fun to keep up with.
But anyways, I'm gonna be talking about the Renaissance Faire, particularly the one in Huntersville, North Carolina.
It's called the Carolina Renaissance Faire. It's in Carolinas, obviously, particularly North, if I have not said it yet.
And it's pretty big, I'm sure there's like super, super big ones, but this one had like a bunch of, you know,
vendors, and they had Jostling, or Jostling, I keep forgetting that word, but it's where two guys dressed as knights,
they have spears and they fight. So they hit each other, they try to get each other's shields, so, and get points.
So yeah, I literally came for that, because I've never seen it, I always wanted to see it.
Obviously, it would be super, super fun to participate another day, maybe if I apply and whatnot, yeah, for next year.
But yeah, so that was fun. So a lot of cool juggling acts, so some body art, you know, my type of people who dress in costumes
and want to cosplay as people from eighteen or, I guess, sixteen hundreds, the Renaissance era, so yeah.
And it's so much fun just to people watching, just to see different costumes, not just girls, but guys too.
There were a lot of pirates, which was awesome, because I dressed as pirateess again, because I like dressing, you know,
I have this skirt that, the front part of it can go as high as you'd like, but, and it provides really good ventilation.
I wear a corset and I wore the blouse underneath the corset, so that way my boobs look bigger.
There were some girls, there were some girls, like, I understand that, you know, there are a lot of fat people, big girls, I guess,
so obviously they have big boobs, but some of them, they were really, they were bras, obviously, but I wish I had a lot of faith in myself,
as much as those girls have the faith in bras, because it's like, I could see the whole cleavage, except for the nipples.
So it's like, if something's gonna happen, like, the bra is gonna slip off, but lots of cute girls in general,
lots of cute guys as well, a lot of men, lots, you know, a lot of girls were dressed as fairies and pirates as well.
Well, not a lot of piratesses, but guys dressed up as pirates, as knights, but yeah, yeah, some cool garb.
So, yeah, if you ever go, just Google Carolina Renaissance Fair, it should show up, and there you will see all kinds of pictures,
and just the area that is held in, everything is super organized, everybody is super friendly, there's petting zoos, so kids are more than welcome,
there's a lot of kids there, but mostly, you know, millennials and Generation X, so boomers, boomers as well.
So, yeah, such a fun time, and obviously there's food, there's alcohol, lots of really good local vendors,
local and out-of-state vendors that make their own stuff, it's all kinds of different stuff,
like from glass dragons to, you know, fairy, books about fairies, stuff like that.
There was so much stuff, like I probably was there for four or five hours almost, just to see everything,
and I tried taking my time and socializing, saying hello. Some of the vendors, they had the no photos signs,
which is weird, because I get it, maybe like somebody gets the idea from their artwork and then tries to sell that,
but I don't know, I like photos, I took photos of everything. Oh, there's also live mermaids.
Obviously they're not mermaids, but don't tell your daughters that, because yeah, and they're pretty,
and their makeup stays on, I don't know how their makeup stayed on, because I want something like that,
I want waterproof makeup, and those mermaids, they were swimming in the water and, you know,
kind of communicating, sort of flirting with the audience, which was great. Let's see, what else?
You know, lots of cool acts. Yeah, I would just highly recommend it. I just wanted to tell you guys about it,
so you know what to expect. Always bring water, no, always bring like a glass bottle without water,
because they don't let food and drinks inside, because you know, you have to buy them inside,
but always make sure to bring something, that way you can fill it up with water later at the fair.
Yeah, always stay hydrated, always wear sunscreen, even if there is no sun, still wear sunscreen,
because you will get burnt like me. Yeah. Let's see, what else? Sunscreen, water, socialize,
take shit enough pictures, ask people to take pictures of you, because yeah, one way to break the ice is like,
hey, I'm here by myself, I don't have any friends, can you take a picture of me? And they'll be like, oh my gosh, yes, it's a girl.
Yeah, lots of gays, lots of lesbians, lots of masculine lesbians. I didn't notice one of them, she was super cute.
But yeah, so that's it. I just wanted to talk about the Van Fairs, because I know they're popular,
they are becoming way more popular, they're all over the country during different times, and yeah,
I went in the beginning of October, it was a little bit cold in the morning in the 60s, but then it got super hot,
around 12 PM, it was 78 I believe, and I was hot, so yeah, and I got lots of compliments on my outfit, yes.
But yeah, that's about it. So thank you so much for listening to my voice, listening to me talk about my daily-ish activities,
and yeah, if you have any questions about booking provider, about Renaissance Fairs, about anything that's exciting,
you can email me at vip.amy.amore@gmail.com or book.lillymonroe@gmail.com
It all works, feel free to check out my website www.lillymonroe.com, and yeah, I will talk to you guys next time.