Welcome back to Escort Confessions. My name is Lily Monroe and thank you so much for tuning
in today. And today I'd like to talk about how not to get blacklisted as a future client,
as a new client, as a regular client. Yeah, so let's start off with that. First things
first, whenever you, before you even come to provider's home residence, I would look over
the website, go through their etiquette rules, go through their ad if they do not have a website,
and just follow the instructions on there. Like I have a website, my etiquette is super simple,
like basically come clean, you can come clean in your Sunday best, you can wear whatever clothes
you'd like, as long as you don't leave poop smears on my bed, that's all. That's all I ask,
like as long as your breath smells good, you don't stink, like you're fine. For new clients,
you know, small gift is always appreciated, like I don't care if it's a joint, I am very much for
20 friendly, peace, love, yo, I don't know, you know, small candle, book, you know, small stuff
like that, like I'm not asking for, you know, doling about an address on our first date or
first get-together, so that's one other thing. Third thing, do not ask me for unsafe services,
basically like why would I have sex without a condom with a complete stranger? Like even if
I've seen you before and you ask, hey can I do a blowjob without a condom, to which I will say no,
because that is how you contact HIV, that's how you can contact HPV, that's how you can contact
syphilis, gonorrhea and all that stuff. I mean, it's kind of common knowledge, I mean, don't have
unprotected sex, like it's so simple and yet that is one of the main things that can get you blacklisted.
If you ask any provider either for bareback blowjob or just bareback full service, you're gonna get
blacklisted, your time will be cut short, so don't be that guy. Do not ask for uncovered unprotected
sex ever with a provider, yeah, just don't fucking do it, don't do it dude, you do not want AIDS or
STDs, like any kind of STDs whatsoever. Second thing, you do not show up for your appointment,
and so I do deposits, it just kind of secures your spot, just like with any other business out there.
Deposits secure your spot, I know some providers don't do deposits, when I did not do deposits,
guess what happened, people did not show up, so if you like basically let provider know if you are
showing up, so if you are no call no show, guess what, blacklisted, blacklisted motherfuckers.
Third reason, I think it's kind of the main one and I should have started off with that one,
but do not ask for providers real name, that's not acceptable, we are using fake names for a reason,
I know some providers, you know, they're based off their escort persona based on that name and
vice versa, and we use fake names for a reason, so that our relatives, our friends, our families
do not know that we do this, or our agents, you know, talent agents, all kinds of agents, real
estate, co-workers, yeah, stuff like that, so we use fake names for a reason, so especially if you're
a new client, do not ask for a real name or even our age, you know, that's just rude, even if you
leave poop stains on our bed, blacklisted, that's not okay, we might say something, we might not,
that's the fourth reason. Reason number five, if you are going to come with the freaking attitude
and start being rude, start disrespecting us for no apparent reason, guess what, we're gonna kick
you out, our time will be cut short and you're gonna be put on block list immediately, reason
number six, do not text us, hey, hey, are you available, are you available, hi, I've seen you
before, twice, blacklisted, it's just super unprofessional, if you see, like in my experience,
let's just say I want to book a mail provider, am I gonna ask him if he's available, no, I'm going
to submit what he needs to see for screening and just wait, just go from there, because if I'm just
gonna text him, hey, are you available, I want the appointment now, are you available in the next hour,
he's just gonna block me, he's or he's gonna cast me out and sometimes I cast people out, sometimes
I just immediately block them, so don't be the guy who asks providers if they're available, that's
not only disrespectful to us, that shows what kind of person you are, so a douchebag, douchebag, yeah,
reason number seven and I don't know if this happens a lot with providers, I do not really
talk with other providers, because I'm kind of, I kind of like to stay by myself and yeah, so I've
heard, I've heard the story, a client brought a gun to provider's hotel, she instantly freaked out
and she kicked him out and he was blacklisted, I had someone like that, he did bring a gun, but he
said, hey, like this is my gun, I'm, this is all concealed, I just didn't know what to expect and
I'm like, yeah, that's fine, yeah, like and I get it, I have a gun, I have guns in my home, I have
other weapons that are not necessarily guns, but they are just as useful, so and I'll let people know,
you know, that yes, I do have weapons here, you know, even if they do provide screening, so yeah,
I mean, you can't trust anybody these days, but yeah, you know, I think, I think it's one of the
reasons that could get you blacklisted, but I think it depends on the provider, but yeah, if you're not
gonna tell me like there's a gun in your pants, you're gonna get kicked out, because it's like,
ugh, why, why is he bringing a gun, like I have two cats here, like spare the cats, take me, just
kidding, don't take me, don't take anybody, but yeah, so those are all the reasons I personally
can think of and yeah, thank you so much for tuning in today, you guys are great, thank you so much for
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