Hey guys, what is going on?
My name is Louis Lamon-Roe and you are listening to Escort Confessions.
And today I would love to talk to you guys about the sex toys.
So there's all kinds of sex toys.
There are men's toys and there are women's toys.
And I recently found out that there are men's toys and there's certain types.
I mean, I didn't know there were men's toys, but I just didn't think it would be a lot of them.
So, yeah, sometimes I do wish I was a guy just so I could, you know, experience the sensations
and what it's like to masturbate and, you know, as a man and whatnot.
But anyways, so I know there are some guys out there.
I call them boys because I don't think boys would find sex toys to be intimidating
and almost think of them as competition.
My ex did. My ex was shit in the bedroom.
So I did not have good sex with my ex.
And he thought, like, if I if I would ask for, hey, can I can I get this sex toy?
Will get me off. He's like, no.
He thought that pounding hard into my vagina would get me off.
No, it does not. It does not.
As women, we need more than just pounding.
Some of us like it slow, some of us like it fast.
And a lot of us do need clitoral stimulation as well as the general one.
And even three three holes.
I mean, sorry, three spots all at the same time.
So vaginal, clitoral and, you know, simulation.
I personally like that because it's like, wow, all kinds of different sensations.
Oh, new feelings. Yay. Lily is happy.
But anyways, so sex toys.
What are the different types of sex toys?
I will start off with listening to the ones for women.
So we have vibrators. They are vibes, personal massagers.
They are put into the VJJ and they vibrate.
And there's all kinds of speeds, intensity.
And they are not shaped like penises.
So there are all kinds of different colors.
There's pink. I have pink one. I have purple one.
Some of them have like bunny ears for clitoral stimulation.
So, yeah, all kinds of stuff. You can find vibrators everywhere.
It's like one of the most popular sex toy for women.
There's also clitoral vibrator, which is one of my favorite.
Like, that's my go to for everything.
There's also the second type is the dildo.
Dildo... dildos can be huge.
Dildos can be the regular shaped penis dildo.
There's... I'm pretty sure at one point, if my memory is not wrong,
I'm pretty sure I saw some Asian dildos out there.
And they were basically small penises.
Even though there's a lot of Asians out there who have normal penises.
I don't know why that stereotype exists, man.
There's lots of Asians with good sized penises. God damn it.
But anyways, anyways. So dildos are shaped like penises.
They can also be shaped like a hand, human hand,
because there are those people who, you know, they could handle the...
the whole hand being put inside their butthole.
But... but... but... so, yeah.
All kinds of dildos. And some of the dildos now vibrate.
And I have the one that's... that's... that's...
It's kind of colorful blue. I'm looking at it right now.
I'm trying to describe it.
It's a tentacle. It's one of the tentacles.
It's blue, but because it is too big for me,
I just use it as nightlight because it glows in the dark.
I mean, how cool is that? It's multifunctional. Yay.
People... the neighbors are probably seeing it in my window
and thinking, what the fuck is she into?
A lot of things. A lot of things that I am into.
Then the third sex toy we have are anal toys.
Anal toys speak... the title speaks for itself.
I recently found out and I instantly bought it.
There's vibrating anal toys.
And I was like, oh my God. Yes. Yes.
I want it.
And of course, every anal toy has a little stopper at the end.
I would say it's a stopper because, you know, a lot of foreign objects...
People put... crazy people put a lot of foreign objects up their butts
because apparently it's cheaper than anal sex toys.
Trust me. Like, I've seen Grey's Anatomy.
I've heard stories from doctors. It's crazy. It's insane.
I've heard of one girl who put grapes in her vagina,
but she was 10 years old, but she was curious.
So, yeah. I don't know how because it's a grape and 10 years old,
you have to be a virgin. So, where does that grape go to, you know?
Anyways, anal toys. Fun stuff.
Definitely use a lot of lube for that because butthole is not lubricated.
It does not get naturally lubricated as vagina.
So, fun fact. Fun fact.
You know, anal toys, they can also be used for prostate massagers.
Prostate massages. And, you know, lots of men...
Okay, all men have their G-spot inside their anus
and only some of them want to experience that sensation.
And from my experience as a provider,
those who, you know, did... with whom I, you know, did pegging with,
they described that orgasm as mind-blowing.
It's way better than the regular orgasm that you get by just jerking off.
So, look, I'm not judging.
Just if you're a guy, if you have not tried anal toys for your butt,
just do it. Just do it alone.
Just to see what's... why men have...
Yeah. Anyways, just try it out.
Like, what's the worst that could happen?
What's the worst that could happen?
So, you either might like it or you might not like it.
But, hey, you'll never know unless you try.
So, the next one, the next sex toy are the sleeves.
They are for men.
They are the soft tubes that you put your penis into.
They come in all shapes and sizes, have different textures on the inside
for more sensation.
See? Yeah, those are the times I wish I was a guy just so I can experience that
because that sounds... that sounds like fun.
Let's see. The next one is the penis ring.
Penis ring is... goes on your penis all the way to the end of your shaft.
And then they basically stimulate the flow.
They hold your penis, basically.
If you're not erect, they would hold the erection.
So, fun fact. Fun fact.
Then there are pumps, penis pumps.
And basically, they're vacuum-like devices that I see a lot of advertisements for them on Pornhub.
You know, because I watch... I mean, I go to the website for research.
Yeah, research. Totally. Totally.
Just to see what's trending and whatnot.
But yeah, penis pumps.
You know, basically, you put this vacuum oval-shaped sex toy on your penis
and it pumps it up.
It has different intensities, different speeds.
Yeah, if I was a guy, I would totally try that.
That sounds like so much fun.
You know, some pumps are designed to help treat erectile dysfunction,
genital arousal disorder and orgasm disorder.
It's when you take certain medications and you cannot achieve orgasm.
As an example, I take Edelwald sometimes and it's really hard for me to come.
Like, I would not be able to come in the first three hours of the medication.
So, I have to use my clitoral vibrator so I can get off faster because I...
It's crazy. It's like... It's not making me dysfunctional down there.
Like, I still feel horny. I still have the need.
But I cannot achieve orgasm as fast as I want to.
Next one is the Benoit balls.
They are Kegel balls, Kegel trainers, vagina balls, orgasms...
Orgasm balls that you basically... They're round objects.
They are kind of on the line.
So, basically, you can put them inside your vagina, train your pelvic muscles.
Because I never had them and I don't really need to.
But for those women who gave birth, whose vagina is not as tight as mine...
But anyways, who have weak vagina muscles, these are really good for tightening up.
And they... Many people just like the way they feel inside the vagina.
So, yeah, they're really good for training pelvic floor muscles.
Yeah, I like to kind of do those exercises but without the balls.
And some guys think I'm orgasm-mean, but I'm not. I'm just... Yeah.
I just like doing that. It actually brings me closer to orgasm.
Just squeezing and letting go and yeah.
Harnesses, they are the strap-ons. I'm sure everybody heard about them.
You basically put dildo on the harness and you go from there.
Women can use harnesses, guys can use harnesses, everybody can use harnesses.
Please, before and after you use sex toy, please wash it thoroughly with soap and hot water.
Because that will get rid of all the bacteria, all the STDs. Because we do not want STDs.
The least... The most we want is STI because those are just the infections that you can get rid of really easily.
Also, do put lube on sex toys because it's gonna make everything smoother.
So yeah. And where you can buy sex toys, you can buy them on Amazon, you can buy them at your local sex shop.
And yeah, anywhere online, honestly. I just use Amazon because it's so much easier.
Like you can... I can literally buy vibrator and Ukrainian food from Amazon. How awesome is that?
So yeah, this is it. I hope you guys learned something new today.
And yeah, do not be intimidated by sex toys. They're great in the bath...
They are great in the bedroom. They bring up the spice.
And yeah, just have fun with them. Just order some of them, see which one you like.
Oh, almost forgot. There are wands. Wands for women. So not like a Harry Potter wand.
But the wand that you put inside your vagina and it's made out of glass. I have one. It's fucking amazing.
It literally stimulates my g-spot that nobody really touched. So like a couple of people, I think.
And they are amazing. So wands. Women, buy those wands. If you're a fan of Harry Potter, get the Harry Potter wand too.
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