1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:09,480 Hey guys, what is going on? My name is Lilly Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions. 2 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:14,800 Thank you so much for tuning in today and listening to my voice, supporting the podcast. 3 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:21,000 You can also watch this podcast or listen to this podcast on YouTube. And it's Escort 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:27,120 Confessions, except S is spelled with a dollar sign, so it's E, dollar sign, court 5 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:33,200 confessions. Yeah, I figured that YouTube, you know, it kind of monitors everything, 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:39,760 so I'm really surprised it did not take off my videos. Thank God! So yeah, you can watch 7 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:47,720 this podcast and listen to it on YouTube now. Woohoo! Yeah, so recently I went to Florida, 8 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:55,040 because hello, all the cool stuff is happening there. All the cool stuff that I want to do, the adrenaline 9 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:59,640 type of stuff is happening in Florida or North Carolina. It never happens in South Carolina 10 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,160 or Georgia. Like those are freaking boring states. Like North Carolina is great. I'm 11 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:11,600 starting to like it more. Florida, I always loved Florida. It's great. People are friendly 12 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:16,420 with me, but yeah, I kind of want to move there. I want to move to Tampa. I've been 13 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:24,680 wanting to move to Tampa. When first summer, I wanted to move there in 2014, but I could 14 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:30,960 not afford it at that time, because yeah, I used to work in customer service and it 15 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:37,080 does not pay much. I could barely afford my rent. So yeah, now that I'm, you know, saved 16 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:42,400 up enough money, I'm like, you know what, I hate Savannah. It's too small for me. It's 17 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:50,760 dead for me. Everybody just drinks. I'm like Tampa, Florida. Yay! But recently I went there 18 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:58,120 for tank driving. Yeah, so I got to drive a tank that is so very Ukrainian and Russian 19 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:03,120 of me. I, yeah, my instructor, he took some great pictures. He took a lot of pictures 20 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:11,480 and yeah, posted them on Facebook and people are like, well, guys, because most of my friends, 21 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:17,760 Facebook friends are guys. So it kind of sucks because I want more girls. I want girls. I 22 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:23,400 want to date girls and do stuff with them, but also to support girls. Yeah, like a lot 23 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:27,240 of guys just said, oh, tank girl, you should do a cosplay. You'd be a great tank girl. 24 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:31,600 I'm like, that is a great fucking idea. I love it. Now that I can drive a tank, I feel 25 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:37,240 like, and if I was a blonde, if I was still a blonde, I would, yeah, definitely do cosplay, 26 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:43,160 but I still might. I still might. Also recently learned that Margot Robbie might be doing 27 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:49,440 tank girl reboot. Well, not reboot, remake, I would say, because yeah. Yeah, so I'm pretty 28 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:53,160 excited for that because she's like perfect. She's perfect for that role. She's perfect 29 00:02:53,160 --> 00:03:00,680 for every role that she does. Yeah, I think Barbie is coming out on July 21st, so I'm 30 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:09,800 excited to see that as well as the Oppenheimer. Yeah. But yeah, sorry, getting distracted. 31 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:16,200 I went tank driving. That was super fun. Super easy. So I got there, checked it, checked 32 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:23,880 in. The company is called Tank America and it's in Orlando, Florida. It's one of the 33 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:28,920 very few locations in the United States where you can drive an actual tank unless you're 34 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:38,160 in military and whatnot. Yeah, I did like the basic stuff, two laps and I did, I added 35 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:44,920 some add-ons, the mud hole and the junkyard. Basically, I ran over some cars that were 36 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:52,520 kind of smashed, but not really half. Yeah, they were halfway smashed. So yeah, I did 37 00:03:52,520 --> 00:04:00,840 that and yeah, basically you get into the driver's seat, you can see the hole outside, 38 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:08,960 you put your gear in neutral, you hold those two sticks, two long sticks in front of you 39 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:17,920 and you pull them forward. Sorry, you pull them forward, yes, away from you. Yeah, because 40 00:04:17,920 --> 00:04:26,200 if you pull them towards you, that's when you stop, that's stopping. So yeah, those 41 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:31,040 two sticks and then you press on the gas pedal, the acceleration pedal, they call it and you 42 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:38,440 go and it goes maximum that those things went was 50 miles an hour, but it felt like we 43 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:43,920 were going 10 miles an hour, which was really slow because I wanted to go fast and I wanted 44 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:49,400 to drift in the tank, but you can't really do that because tank does make sharp turns, 45 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:56,880 really sharp turns, but yeah, it's so easy to drive it. It was honestly, in my opinion, 46 00:04:56,880 --> 00:05:04,680 it was easier to drive a tank than riding a bike. Literally, like yeah, yeah, it really 47 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:10,560 was. It's like driving a car because you make you want to go right, you turn right and same 48 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:20,040 with the tank. So there's that and yeah, I did the basic training, which cost me $399. 49 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:24,760 The add-ons were 50 bucks each. So the mud hole, I went through the mud hole and got 50 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:30,000 splashed. That was $50. I went through it twice though. I wanted to get splashed again and 51 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:38,560 again in the amount of time that I had. And yeah, it was, it was definitely like interesting 52 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:47,560 experience. I like the pictures more than the driving. No, driving was fun. I mean, 53 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:53,920 you get to go super slow, but you're driving a tank, like you look like a badass. So yeah, 54 00:05:53,920 --> 00:06:02,680 so once again, I look like a badass. Yay. I like to look badass a lot of times. So yeah. 55 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:09,200 So yeah, next thing I'm going to be doing is paragliding, technically tandem paragliding. 56 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:14,920 Tandem is pretty much you fly with the instructor because you can't do, you know, you can't 57 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:20,560 skydive by yourself for the first time because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. 58 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:27,640 Excuse my language. Same with paragliding. Paragliding is you get attached to par-par-thing. 59 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:32,360 I don't even know what it's called. I have to Google it. But if you guys seen Mission 60 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:40,680 Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 with the amazing and awesome Tom Cruise, he during, it was 61 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:47,640 kind of at the end, but he did that crazy stunt that you guys probably seen on television, 62 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:55,880 on, you know, your mobile phones because of the promotion for this movie where he was 63 00:06:55,880 --> 00:07:02,600 riding off on his motorcycle from like, like he rode his motorcycle at the edge of the 64 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:09,880 cliff and he jumped off basically. And he had a parachute, but he, he was paragliding. 65 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:16,400 So that's, that's what I want to do next time I'm in Florida. And I also booked through 66 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:24,140 Virgin Experiences website, I booked a aerodynamic biplane experience, which is basically you 67 00:07:24,140 --> 00:07:31,200 get into the biplane, which is a small plane for two passengers, I believe, and get into 68 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:39,440 it and the instructor just takes you. How to explain this? He basically does crazy stuff 69 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:46,000 on the plane. He, you know, swerves and he goes up and down and basically I'm probably 70 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:51,560 gonna throw up. No, but hopefully not. I don't want that. I really don't want that. That 71 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:59,720 would be embarrassing and not clean. But yeah, the instructor, you know, he does 360s and 72 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:08,440 all this crazy stunt flying. So I booked that and hopefully I'll find a company through 73 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:13,960 which I booked because I seem to be having trouble finding the company because Virgin 74 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:20,680 Experiences website, then they don't tell you exact company. So like if I, like I booked 75 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:24,920 this experience, right, it tells me it's in Florida, but it does not tell me where exactly. 76 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:30,920 So I have to find that out. And hopefully, hopefully I'll find it very, very soon. But 77 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:37,800 yeah, it's been kind of slow at work. So I've just been busy completing all those fun adrenaline 78 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:46,080 stuff, junky stuff, things. And yeah, I'm completing the bucket list wishes because 79 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:50,680 some of them were bucket list wishes for a very, very long time. And you know, I got 80 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:57,080 to save up enough to actually start enjoying those because yeah, those are fun. Those are 81 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:03,840 fun things to do. They, you know, the rock climbing, the hang gliding I did, the, you 82 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:08,400 know, even snorkeling with sharks, like it tests you, especially rock climbing. It really 83 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:19,680 tested my limits, what I could and couldn't do. And you know, I, during our four of climbing, 84 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:26,960 I was exhausted. I was, I was ready to just fall from really high mountain in North Carolina. 85 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:34,320 And I'm like, no, I have to do this. I have to push my limits. I have to push my legs, 86 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:42,440 cut into the crack so that I can put my fingers in. Excuse me, that sounds dirty, but crack 87 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:48,160 in the, in the rock, because you have to find cracks. You have to, you have to think where, 88 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:53,840 where your hands go, where your legs go. You have to find a grip, you know, all those things. 89 00:09:53,840 --> 00:10:01,040 So that really tested me. So, and when I, when I finally finished climbing, pushing 90 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:06,960 all my limits, that was really accomplishing. It's, and the adrenaline, because you cannot 91 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:12,720 look down when you're rock climbing. You can't, especially if you're free climbing. Oh my 92 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:19,600 God, like, oh, I can't, I cannot imagine. Like if you, if you do that, that's good for you. 93 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:25,440 That is great for you. I think it's called free climbing because it would make sense 94 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:34,000 because you're, you are without anything. You're just, you have chalk and your hands and that's it. 95 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:45,840 So people die that way. It's, it's not safe, but if you know your limits, if, yeah, that's really 96 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:53,920 good for you. That's seriously fucking great for you. Yeah, I, it's inspiring, but it's something, 97 00:10:53,920 --> 00:11:01,040 but it's not something I would personally do because I'm not that crazy and I do treasure 98 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:07,520 my life and my body. And also I have a mother who worries about me all the time, because that's 99 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:13,440 what mothers do. That's what parents do. And especially when I'll have a kid. Yeah, I probably 100 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:22,160 wouldn't do that, but anyways, yeah, so I did tank driving and it was awesome. Once again, 101 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:30,640 yeah, so anyways, I highly recommend this company. It's called Tank America in Orlando, Florida. 102 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:38,480 If you are near Orlando, if you are in Orlando, follow them. They are very underrated because 103 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:46,000 they've been in business since 2007 and they only have 253 or 254 reviews, which is not a lot for 104 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:55,840 the company that's been around for 10, anyways, I'm tired. My math is, my brain is not working 105 00:11:55,840 --> 00:12:02,080 where the math is supposed to, yeah, see, yeah, it's not working. Yeah, Tank America, Orlando, 106 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:09,120 Florida. There's also one in Georgia. That one kind of looked like, meh, meh, not as exciting. 107 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:15,680 So, yeah, and it's one of the very few locations in Orlando, Florida where you can drive an actual 108 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:23,840 tank, unless you're in the military. So, yeah, so this was my adventure from the last weekend and 109 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:34,480 follow me on social media and if you just type in, if you go to Trist, T-R-Y-S-T and type in Amy Amore, 110 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:45,840 I will pop up. Yeah, I'm using different allies, yeah, because, yeah, people are not nice and they 111 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:53,920 like to dox good providers, so, yeah, okay, I have to switch my allies every time I get dox, 112 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:58,640 so hopefully this one will stick, you know, third time is the charm. But, yeah, thank you so much 113 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:04,800 for listening to Ask Confessions. I'm your host, Lily Monroe, and I will talk to you guys next time.