Hey guys, what is going on? My name is Lilly Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
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Confessions, except S is spelled with a dollar sign, so it's E, dollar sign, court
confessions. Yeah, I figured that YouTube, you know, it kind of monitors everything,
so I'm really surprised it did not take off my videos. Thank God! So yeah, you can watch
this podcast and listen to it on YouTube now. Woohoo! Yeah, so recently I went to Florida,
because hello, all the cool stuff is happening there. All the cool stuff that I want to do, the adrenaline
type of stuff is happening in Florida or North Carolina. It never happens in South Carolina
or Georgia. Like those are freaking boring states. Like North Carolina is great. I'm
starting to like it more. Florida, I always loved Florida. It's great. People are friendly
with me, but yeah, I kind of want to move there. I want to move to Tampa. I've been
wanting to move to Tampa. When first summer, I wanted to move there in 2014, but I could
not afford it at that time, because yeah, I used to work in customer service and it
does not pay much. I could barely afford my rent. So yeah, now that I'm, you know, saved
up enough money, I'm like, you know what, I hate Savannah. It's too small for me. It's
dead for me. Everybody just drinks. I'm like Tampa, Florida. Yay! But recently I went there
for tank driving. Yeah, so I got to drive a tank that is so very Ukrainian and Russian
of me. I, yeah, my instructor, he took some great pictures. He took a lot of pictures
and yeah, posted them on Facebook and people are like, well, guys, because most of my friends,
Facebook friends are guys. So it kind of sucks because I want more girls. I want girls. I
want to date girls and do stuff with them, but also to support girls. Yeah, like a lot
of guys just said, oh, tank girl, you should do a cosplay. You'd be a great tank girl.
I'm like, that is a great fucking idea. I love it. Now that I can drive a tank, I feel
like, and if I was a blonde, if I was still a blonde, I would, yeah, definitely do cosplay,
but I still might. I still might. Also recently learned that Margot Robbie might be doing
tank girl reboot. Well, not reboot, remake, I would say, because yeah. Yeah, so I'm pretty
excited for that because she's like perfect. She's perfect for that role. She's perfect
for every role that she does. Yeah, I think Barbie is coming out on July 21st, so I'm
excited to see that as well as the Oppenheimer. Yeah. But yeah, sorry, getting distracted.
I went tank driving. That was super fun. Super easy. So I got there, checked it, checked
in. The company is called Tank America and it's in Orlando, Florida. It's one of the
very few locations in the United States where you can drive an actual tank unless you're
in military and whatnot. Yeah, I did like the basic stuff, two laps and I did, I added
some add-ons, the mud hole and the junkyard. Basically, I ran over some cars that were
kind of smashed, but not really half. Yeah, they were halfway smashed. So yeah, I did
that and yeah, basically you get into the driver's seat, you can see the hole outside,
you put your gear in neutral, you hold those two sticks, two long sticks in front of you
and you pull them forward. Sorry, you pull them forward, yes, away from you. Yeah, because
if you pull them towards you, that's when you stop, that's stopping. So yeah, those
two sticks and then you press on the gas pedal, the acceleration pedal, they call it and you
go and it goes maximum that those things went was 50 miles an hour, but it felt like we
were going 10 miles an hour, which was really slow because I wanted to go fast and I wanted
to drift in the tank, but you can't really do that because tank does make sharp turns,
really sharp turns, but yeah, it's so easy to drive it. It was honestly, in my opinion,
it was easier to drive a tank than riding a bike. Literally, like yeah, yeah, it really
was. It's like driving a car because you make you want to go right, you turn right and same
with the tank. So there's that and yeah, I did the basic training, which cost me $399.
The add-ons were 50 bucks each. So the mud hole, I went through the mud hole and got
splashed. That was $50. I went through it twice though. I wanted to get splashed again and
again in the amount of time that I had. And yeah, it was, it was definitely like interesting
experience. I like the pictures more than the driving. No, driving was fun. I mean,
you get to go super slow, but you're driving a tank, like you look like a badass. So yeah,
so once again, I look like a badass. Yay. I like to look badass a lot of times. So yeah.
So yeah, next thing I'm going to be doing is paragliding, technically tandem paragliding.
Tandem is pretty much you fly with the instructor because you can't do, you know, you can't
skydive by yourself for the first time because you don't know what the fuck you're doing.
Excuse my language. Same with paragliding. Paragliding is you get attached to par-par-thing.
I don't even know what it's called. I have to Google it. But if you guys seen Mission
Impossible Dead Reckoning Part 1 with the amazing and awesome Tom Cruise, he during, it was
kind of at the end, but he did that crazy stunt that you guys probably seen on television,
on, you know, your mobile phones because of the promotion for this movie where he was
riding off on his motorcycle from like, like he rode his motorcycle at the edge of the
cliff and he jumped off basically. And he had a parachute, but he, he was paragliding.
So that's, that's what I want to do next time I'm in Florida. And I also booked through
Virgin Experiences website, I booked a aerodynamic biplane experience, which is basically you
get into the biplane, which is a small plane for two passengers, I believe, and get into
it and the instructor just takes you. How to explain this? He basically does crazy stuff
on the plane. He, you know, swerves and he goes up and down and basically I'm probably
gonna throw up. No, but hopefully not. I don't want that. I really don't want that. That
would be embarrassing and not clean. But yeah, the instructor, you know, he does 360s and
all this crazy stunt flying. So I booked that and hopefully I'll find a company through
which I booked because I seem to be having trouble finding the company because Virgin
Experiences website, then they don't tell you exact company. So like if I, like I booked
this experience, right, it tells me it's in Florida, but it does not tell me where exactly.
So I have to find that out. And hopefully, hopefully I'll find it very, very soon. But
yeah, it's been kind of slow at work. So I've just been busy completing all those fun adrenaline
stuff, junky stuff, things. And yeah, I'm completing the bucket list wishes because
some of them were bucket list wishes for a very, very long time. And you know, I got
to save up enough to actually start enjoying those because yeah, those are fun. Those are
fun things to do. They, you know, the rock climbing, the hang gliding I did, the, you
know, even snorkeling with sharks, like it tests you, especially rock climbing. It really
tested my limits, what I could and couldn't do. And you know, I, during our four of climbing,
I was exhausted. I was, I was ready to just fall from really high mountain in North Carolina.
And I'm like, no, I have to do this. I have to push my limits. I have to push my legs,
cut into the crack so that I can put my fingers in. Excuse me, that sounds dirty, but crack
in the, in the rock, because you have to find cracks. You have to, you have to think where,
where your hands go, where your legs go. You have to find a grip, you know, all those things.
So that really tested me. So, and when I, when I finally finished climbing, pushing
all my limits, that was really accomplishing. It's, and the adrenaline, because you cannot
look down when you're rock climbing. You can't, especially if you're free climbing. Oh my
God, like, oh, I can't, I cannot imagine. Like if you, if you do that, that's good for you.
That is great for you. I think it's called free climbing because it would make sense
because you're, you are without anything. You're just, you have chalk and your hands and that's it.
So people die that way. It's, it's not safe, but if you know your limits, if, yeah, that's really
good for you. That's seriously fucking great for you. Yeah, I, it's inspiring, but it's something,
but it's not something I would personally do because I'm not that crazy and I do treasure
my life and my body. And also I have a mother who worries about me all the time, because that's
what mothers do. That's what parents do. And especially when I'll have a kid. Yeah, I probably
wouldn't do that, but anyways, yeah, so I did tank driving and it was awesome. Once again,
yeah, so anyways, I highly recommend this company. It's called Tank America in Orlando, Florida.
If you are near Orlando, if you are in Orlando, follow them. They are very underrated because
they've been in business since 2007 and they only have 253 or 254 reviews, which is not a lot for
the company that's been around for 10, anyways, I'm tired. My math is, my brain is not working
where the math is supposed to, yeah, see, yeah, it's not working. Yeah, Tank America, Orlando,
Florida. There's also one in Georgia. That one kind of looked like, meh, meh, not as exciting.
So, yeah, and it's one of the very few locations in Orlando, Florida where you can drive an actual
tank, unless you're in the military. So, yeah, so this was my adventure from the last weekend and
follow me on social media and if you just type in, if you go to Trist, T-R-Y-S-T and type in Amy Amore,
I will pop up. Yeah, I'm using different allies, yeah, because, yeah, people are not nice and they
like to dox good providers, so, yeah, okay, I have to switch my allies every time I get dox,
so hopefully this one will stick, you know, third time is the charm. But, yeah, thank you so much
for listening to Ask Confessions. I'm your host, Lily Monroe, and I will talk to you guys next time.