Hey guys! What is going on? My name is Lily Monroe and you're listening to Escort Confessions.
Thank you so much for tuning in for today's episode and I'm going to talk about my recent trip to Vegas.
So I've been to Vegas, this was my third time and my first time was with my parents for their wedding,
their divorce now, thank God, and for my ex-stepbrothers wedding which was a shit show, their divorce too.
Yeah, people in weddings, right? Anyways, in the second time I was in Vegas I went with my ex-fiance who gambled pretty much most of our money.
So, which is why he's my ex, but anyways, yeah, so third time was by myself and it was the best time I had in quite a few months.
You know, on the first day I pretty much rented a car, checked into Caesars, in Caesars I had like such a hard time finding where the heck were rooms
because it's a casino, it's a huge casino, there's like bars, restaurants, all kinds of stuff and I'm like, I keep asking different workers,
I ask like three people like where the fuck am I, like is the registration because, yeah, but anyways.
So yeah, I checked into my room and then I went to Cirque du Soleil and so, oh, it's Cirque du Soleil O, it's one of the most popular shows,
it's the best one from what I have been told and it's been going on for 25 years, specifically this show.
They have like a bunch of other ones, there's Mr. Ray, there's other ones, there's like five different ones I think, so yeah.
And this one was about water, so there were, I think the show was like two hours long, if not little more, and there were lots of acrobatics, lots of stunts,
people jumped in the water from really, really high up top distance and let's see what else, there was a good storyline, a lot of like, I don't know,
I don't even know how to explain it, you just have to see it for yourself and unfortunately you cannot take pictures, otherwise you get in trouble,
but yeah, but you can find pictures online and see for yourself and go to the show, like if you're ever in Vegas, go to Cirque du Soleil,
at least one of them, but I would suggest this one, yeah, because it's the best one, yeah, and yeah, and then I was so tired after that day,
I'm like, I'm just gonna go to sleep, but the next day I had to go to do some dune buggy, go on a dune buggy in the dunes on this little buggy that you operate,
and it's super easy to operate, so yeah, I drove an hour away from Vegas, checked in, and yeah, so like I've never been on a dune buggy before,
so I was like, oh my god, how do I operate, how to do this, how to do that, but it's like super easy, like if I can do it, so can you,
but it's this really fun sport, and I got to experience the true desert, like there were sand dunes, there were petroglyphs, there were like a lot of stuff, a lot of rocks,
I almost got tipped over actually, when I went, like it was very much rocky area, I was doing a turn, and it was a very sharp turn, so I'm like trying to be as careful as possible, you know,
yeah, I almost tipped over, I was like, oh shit, but I did not, so yay, yeah, so if you're like me, here's a tip, if you're like me, you know, you go to all these places, you travel,
you do adrenaline stuff, it was a little bit of adrenaline, but you do all this adrenaline stuff, I suggest if you're not, you know, before 30 at least, have a last will and testament ready to go,
you know, just in case, you never know what can happen, so yeah, went on gym buggy, and then I was like, the trip was supposed to take 4 hours, but I did it in 2 and a half,
and like I've seen everything, took pictures, took videos, and then I'm like, you know what, Death Valley National Park is like nearby, so I started driving there,
and I drove for 3 hours almost, and it turned out to be super freaking big, and I'm like, oh my god, this will take me at least like 3 days to explore it, so I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go,
I saw like 2 canyons, I still better take it, but yeah, but really expensive guess, because I was in California, across the California border, and it was like $6 something, I'm like, yeah, California prices,
and I did see low oasis, ranch, and it was something else, I'm like, oh, it's hot, there's palm trees, and it's so pretty, yeah, and then I drove back to the hotel,
and I actually met up with my really good friend, we keep running into each other in all states, it's kind of crazy, it's kind of became a tradition to just hang out,
and I'm like, what's up, Tyler, oh my god, you're in this city, let's hang out, so it's kind of funny, because we used to date, but anyways, so yeah, we hung out, I dressed up really cute,
we went to this really cool restaurant, it wasn't even a restaurant, it's like one of those cafes, cocktail bars, and there was gothic decor everywhere, there were flowers, and it's called Vendor Vamp,
or Vendor Vamp, yeah, if you're in Vegas, you should definitely check it out, it's really cute, the drinks were like $22, $22, oh my god, I was like staring at the prices, but it's okay, because Tyler paid, so yeah,
and the third day, it was my last day, I was like, fuck, I need to do so much stuff, so I checked out the pool, well, I actually checked out five different pools at Caesar's Palace, because they have five different ones,
they actually have seven, I believe, but two of them were closed, but it's super gorgeous, it's like, oh, it's like you are in Caesar's Palace, so yeah, and then after that, I'm like, you know what, I have to go to Hell's Kitchen,
I got a, you know, Gordon Ramsay was not there, but it's fine, but yeah, the food was delicious, it was not the best food, I remember I was eating octopus salad, and they put a little bit too much vinegar in it,
and I did try the beef Wellington, which is like the traditional meal by Gordon Ramsay, it was good, it was kind of mushy, but it was good, it was very fulfilling, so yeah, Hell's Kitchen, check it out just for the experience,
and then I went, where the heck did I go, oh, Chip and Dale's, of course, how can I forget, it was like a big moment for me, because I wanted to go to Chip and Dale's before my 21st birthday, but you know, things don't always happen, but that's okay,
so I'm like, you know what, I watched the show on Hulu, welcome to Chip and Dale's, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go check it out, so I did, it's not a strip club per se, they are topless, and they are, you can't see the genitalia,
but I saw a lot of butts, it's the most naked butts that I've seen in years, well actually ever, ever, in one day, so yeah, no, it was good, it was like, yeah, no, it was something else, I loved the choreography, I liked that they are all fit, they are all different, there's diversity, it's not just like white guys,
there's different diversity, some of them showcase their talents, which was awesome, I did wonder how many of them were gay, because, yeah, I don't know, it's like one of those things, like, I wonder if that one's gay, because I don't know, he feels pretty cool, he kind of like, I don't know,
I have secret gaydar, it's like one of my hidden talents, if I say a gay guy, I would know he's a gay guy, like he makes, I don't know, fun facts about Lily, yay, she has gaydar, gay radar, but yeah, Chip and Dale's, lots of, you know, Bachelorette parties were there,
I sat in the VIP section and I got grinded three times, it was all consensual of course, and yeah, it was pretty good, it was, they were definitely like selling fantasy on the stage, so they did give me a few ideas, yeah,
they, and I like the fact that whenever the dancers invited the girls to come on stage, they would ask the girls permission, like, hey, can I like grind you, can I, you know, like touch you here, they didn't touch in an inappropriate place, but it's like, they always, like dancers always ask for permission from the girls, which is great,
it's awesome, so it's like, yes, consensual, great, this works, yeah, I wish I was invited to the stage, because I looked really cute, but that's okay, that's okay, maybe when I'll have Bachelorette party, I'll go there and everybody can grind me from their dancers, because they were really cute, like,
I mean, I have certain type, but like all of them were pretty, pretty attractive, but yeah, like, and they get paid, I think, it's either a salary or from what I googled, they get paid 2000 something dollars, either a day or an hour, so yeah, like, if I was a dude, I would be a Chip and Dale's dancer, like, I don't care about other jobs,
because it's like, you get to stay fit, you get to socialize with the ladies, I mean, you get to do this freaking awesome thing, so yeah, and it actually gave me an idea of like, what if there was a female version of Chip and Dale's, not a strip club, not a burlesque show, but where girls could do all those like choreography,
and dress up as either cowgirls or Marvel characters, because I know a lot of people like Harley Quinn, so put Harley Quinn there, put, you know, Poison Ivy there, make some kind of act, and yeah, and it can be like LGBT friendly, not by any way, people are welcome, all kinds of people are welcome, so I actually was pretty surprised that gay guys were there,
well, no, no, no, I did not know they were gay until they made out in front of me, but there were a couple of Asian guys at my table, and I was like, there's dudes here? I thought there were like girls only here, because, you know, naked men, and yeah, but they were gay, so I'm like, oh, okay, well, that's nice, I mean, I like that this club is LGBT friendly, so yeah, I had a great time, oh my god, it was great,
it was definitely a different experience, but I really enjoyed it, yeah, and then the next morning I had to wake up, and I actually kind of stayed up all night, I'm like, I cannot fall asleep, I got way too much excitement at Chip and Dale's, and yeah, so pretty much after Chip and Dale's I stayed up until 3 in the morning, because at 3 o'clock I had to drop off my mental car, get on the plane, plane took off,
I think 5 in the morning, so I slept probably 2 hours on both planes combined, so yeah, I definitely slept it off that night, so, but yeah, it was an amazing trip, I'm going back there in August, and I'm pretty excited, because, well, stay tuned, stay tuned, why am I excited, but yeah, it's going to be great,
and this episode will probably come out either in August or September, so yeah, but anyways, thank you so much for tuning in to me, and please, if you are traveling to Vegas, the best times to go, the prices at the hotels are going to be the cheapest in summer, and yes, it will be hot,
but just drink plenty of water, stay in the shade, and yeah, put shit on of sunscreen, baby, sunscreen, but yeah, thank you so much for tuning in, my name is Lili Monroe, and I will talk to you guys next time.