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Hello.

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Hello.

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Welcome back to another episode of diagnosing a killer, the mental breakdown.

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I'm Koelle.

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I'm Kenna- it sounded like you were waiting for me to say my name.

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I didn't know if you were gonna say something after that and then we were gonna do names.

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I wore my Yikes on Bike shirt to work today.

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It looks so cute.

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It's so cute.

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And the print is like not even a print like you put your hand over and it doesn't feel

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like it's vinyl or not vinyl but what's it called?

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Well that's what we were saying like not vinyl or iron on.

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Yeah, it's what they- again what Remindrators has said they call it sublimination.

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Yeah, it just feels like the shirt.

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It's pressed into the shirt.

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Yeah.

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So yeah, highly recommend if you're gonna get a shirt like that's- I mean that's my

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favorite one.

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I'm so happy with those.

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I really am.

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I am too.

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I'm glad.

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Get some merch, e-merch, send us your photos.

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We've been getting some photos from friends of them wearing our merch and stuff and that's

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like very exciting.

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Yeah.

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Oh man, maybe we should put those on the website.

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If you've bought a t-shirt from us and you would not mind being on our website, give

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us a picture of you wearing our merch so we can put it out there.

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It's actually a really good idea.

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Yeah.

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I'd like to be featured.

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I'm a genius.

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It's just gonna be me like, hey it's only gonna be me.

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Yikes on bikes.

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But yeah, I know that it is your mental breakdown but I'm gonna take up a second of everyone's

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time right now just to talk about some people that are following us that are amazing, our

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good listeners and a couple of messages that we got.

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So if you don't know, you can follow us on social media anywhere at Diagnosing a Killer.

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We do have a Twitter which is at Killer Diagnosis.

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We do have a Patreon set up.

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Thank you to all of our lovely patrons that are currently in our Patreon members.

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Excuse me.

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And if you do not know our tier two and three Patreons, of course everyone gets access to

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ad free episodes but on the 29th which is next Thursday we are going to have access to an

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additional bonus episode for our tier two and three Patreons and we're gonna release

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a teaser on whenever this episode comes out, it will be the next episode about who we're

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doing.

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It'll be on, well that's true.

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Who knows when everybody's listening but it should be the, well it's dated, it's the

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22nd of June and Kenna's gonna bring her case and then she knows who I'm doing for the

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Patreon exclusive episode.

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Yes.

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So in the end of her episode we will give a teaser if you will to who we're doing or

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who I'm doing on the 29th and then you'll have access to that episode the following

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week, the 29th of June.

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Yes and I'm just gonna put a big spoiler alert out here as well.

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You don't know this but I am actually doing someone that a lot of people correlate with

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your case because with the bonus episodes of course I know who you're doing, we always

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know who you're trying to do for those.

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The person that I'm bringing correlates somewhat to your case and it's gonna be a two-parter.

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So we're gonna get three times the action.

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You had mentioned that last episode that it was something to do with my case which I

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found very interesting but now that I know it's a two-parter I'm like okay who has that

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much information out there.

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We're gonna get two weeks worth of three really great episodes.

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That one's gonna be a two-parter and the other one's gonna be the part two and the

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Patreon all in the same day.

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So that's a lot.

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Get ready.

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Get fukin' ready.

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So we got an Instagram message from Lisa.

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Hi Lisa.

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Hi Lisa.

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I'm so excited to see Louie soon.

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So Lisa messaged and said, hi ladies.

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This is Lisa, Louie's mom.

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I so love your podcast to pieces with a bunch of exclamation points.

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These cases in LA and Orange County give me the heaps and jeeps for sure because I lived

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It was such a scary time.

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I was hoping you would do the Hillside Stranglers.

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This was in about 1979 and I was 19.

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Also I'm intrigued with your short segments on mental health.

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It's a relief to hear the explanations.

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Thank you so much.

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Thanks Lisa.

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I love that so much.

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First of all the request, that has been on my list.

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It's been on my list for a while because I listened and I will absolutely be doing that

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case and it won't be a Patreon case.

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It'll be a regular case.

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Wasn't Gary Ridgway, they thought he was the Hillside Strangler too.

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Yeah, they have a bunch of different.

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Yeah, Leon, Gary Leon Ridgway.

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They have a bunch of different people that were killing.

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That was my ankle popping.

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Yeah, ankle popping.

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You were surprised.

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It was a bunch of different people that were at large during that time and they would

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frequently get the victims mixed up because the MOs were kind of similar so they didn't

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really know who was responsible for what crimes or I guess what infamous nickname was responsible

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for what crimes.

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So we will definitely, I will definitely look into that because it is on my list and I

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remember hearing a lot about them probably a couple years ago and I was like, oh my gosh,

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this is a deep dive.

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That's absolutely incredible to me that there was this spike of serial killers around the

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70s in California specifically but if you think about it, about the time, so many people

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were traveling to California because of the movement, like this counterculture movement.

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So it was a lot of people that were flocking to California that weren't from there, had

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no friends, no family, you know, just reminds me of Kimberly Compton when she had just arrived

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in whatever it was, Illinois.

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It was so scary.

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It was fucking Stefani, fuck that guy.

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Seriously, there's a lot going on over there.

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Well, again, thank you guys for joining us.

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Sorry, I don't know why I said that.

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There's a lot going on.

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There's a lot going on over there.

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Yeah, I laugh at inappropriate times, okay, it happens.

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It happens.

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I also want to mention that we have gotten a lot of really good responses to the Spotify

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polls, I know that it's a little bit different than like Apple reviews, but I've been looking

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at those and we've gotten a lot of really nice responses, people saying that they really

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like our content, things like that.

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We have analytics on Spotify just like we do on Apple, so we can see where y'all are

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listening from.

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We actually have a lot more, it's like demographics, like people's of course on their profile,

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and it shows us like our age range and stuff of people that listen, so that's pretty cool.

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That is awesome.

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So how does that work on Spotify?

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I have Spotify and I have a son Spotify, but I don't remember seeing a poll.

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So at the very end of the episode, it's only on like some of the episodes.

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I think it's on like half, but at the end, I think when you click on the show notes in

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the episode, there's a question on it, it says, what do you think of this episode, or

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what did you think of this episode, and you can answer it right there.

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Okay, I see.

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So if you want to pepper in your comments on a specific episode, that's where you can

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do it.

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That's Spotify.

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And then lastly, I just want to mention, I know I talked about Jennifer the other day,

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the one of the people that I met at the Hooks game, and she had said that she was listening

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from the beginning.

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Like she was like, I really like you guys, I'm going to listen from the beginning, and

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she's like, if you guys drop something new, I listen to that and then I go back to where

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I was from.

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Yeah, she was really enjoying Randy Kraft.

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She said a lot of good things about that.

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Oh, nice.

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And then she messaged me like the other day and said, oh my gosh, my stomach hurts from

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laughing.

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I just finished the top 10 rarest mental disorders, and then in quotes, she put, come

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to jizzya.

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Fuck.

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It's like, Jesus Christ.

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Come to jizzya.

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That needs to be on a t-shirt somewhere.

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For real.

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She's like, the bloopers were hilarious.

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And I was like, thank you because honestly, like, I think you and I were like a touch

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of weary.

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We didn't want it to sound like we were making fun of anything.

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And it was just the fact that I couldn't say it.

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That was so funny to us.

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So I'm glad that you loved the harmless bloopers because we love harmless bloopers and it's

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just something that'll always stick in my mind.

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And then Jennifer, if you're listening, we actually found out that, how is that word

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actually pronounced?

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Because I still didn't pronounce it right after the whole thing.

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It's kufungisya.

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No, remember, I said it was kufungisya, but you said it was kufungisisa, right?

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Isisa, yeah.

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Oh, that shit, I still said it wrong.

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I literally just popped it into Google and I was like, pronunciation and it did it.

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I did it.

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I did too.

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And here's the thing, like when I wrote it phonetically, it was correct like that, but

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I got so caught up on saying it wrong that when I thought I had it, I was like, I have

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I got it.

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I got it.

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I got it.

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I fucking got this.

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Totally got this.

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So it's funny that you said that Jennifer was talking about Randy Kraft because that's

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who I thought was the Gary Ridgway one.

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It's not Randy Kraft that they thought was part of the hillside strangler.

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And then the, I think Patrick Kearney was also kind of there as well.

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Or was it Kearney?

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I can't remember.

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I think all of it.

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They're all California though.

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Yeah, that's true.

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But anyway, thank you guys all so much for the awesome comments and continuing to give

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us some good ratings and reviews.

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Please continue to do that.

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It really helps us to get more listeners and more of our face out there, our name out

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there, the more that you like and share and review and stuff like that.

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So thank you all for doing that.

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And I will shut up now so Koelke can do her mental breakdown.

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Mental breakdown.

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Side note, I think that we were both incorrect because it just dawned on me.

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It's the freeway killer that all of them are mistaken to be.

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Kearney Kraft and then William Bonin is the real freeway killer.

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Is there only one freeway though?

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Oh yeah.

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I mean, come on.

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You can't be the freeway.

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You don't own that.

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You don't own highway.

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Bonin.

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Geez.

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Ugh.

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Anyway, there's just so much in our brains all the time about true crime.

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They should leave them like, yeah, freeway, highway, parkway.

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There you go.

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Killers.

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All right.

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Are you ready?

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I know people are typing out a long message right now like Kearney said, you were going

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to shut the fuck up.

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Go ahead.

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I'm super excited.

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So this is kind of different than what we normally do.

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This is not going to be a full right.

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Okay, we always say that.

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We always say that.

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We always say that.

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But today we're going to talk about strange laws.

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Okay.

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I don't think we've ever really touched on that before.

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It's just a little fun and ridiculous and totally, this is totally going to be an easy

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episode of all of them.

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Totally easy.

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Please tell me that you have the one I'm thinking of.

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I will wait and if you don't have it, I'll mention it at the end because one of my favorite

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strange laws is the Texas law.

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Okay, so here's another thing.

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I'm going to do all 50 states, but I'm not going to do all 50 states today.

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Oh.

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I'm just going to do 20 and they're going to be alphabetical order.

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Okay.

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And then we're not going to be in there.

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Yeah, we're not going to be in there.

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So half of you all, well more than half because they only did 20.

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I didn't do 25.

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So can I just say mine because mine's in Texas?

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No, you got to wait for part two.

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Okay, I'll save it.

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You can tell me afterwards.

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Okay.

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So we're going to start alphabetically, right?

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Oh my gosh.

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You know I can save the states alphabetically.

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Hey.

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I was born after 1995.

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That's you because I didn't get that.

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Okay, well I learned it on my own when I was like in college.

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So I didn't even get that in school either.

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I've always wanted to do like the state challenge and be like, can you write down every state

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in like 15, 20 minutes or whatever it is.

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Yeah, that's me.

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And I can never play that game with anybody because everybody knows the song and I don't

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know the song.

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I know the song.

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You just write them alphabetically.

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Okay, go.

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Number one, Alabama.

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Alabama.

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Okay, you can tell me each one.

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Okay.

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Thank you.

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That's what I wanted to do and it would be annoying.

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Oh, okay, that's fine.

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Okay.

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I have been one of those days where I feel really annoying.

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Today?

284
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Yeah, I probably am being really annoying but I feel extra annoying in my head.

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Yeah, that was yesterday for me.

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I felt fucking annoying.

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Like any time I'd text anybody I'd be like, tell me if I'm getting annoying.

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Yeah.

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Like, ugh.

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But then I have to remind myself that anybody that's listening to this listens literally

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to listen to our voices.

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Yeah.

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So I guess I can't really be annoying on my own fucking.

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Absolutely.

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I get scared when I walk up to the bar and I hear like someone with their phone out listening

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to us.

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Oh my gosh.

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It's happened at least a few times.

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What?

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Yeah.

301
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I'm like, I'm already here.

302
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I might as well go home.

303
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Love it.

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I might as well go home.

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Okay, Alabama.

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Okay, Alabama.

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It is illegal to walk around with ice cream in your back pocket.

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Really?

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Can you guess why?

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Because it melts.

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Because it's sticky and nobody likes that.

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Back in the day, horse dealers would actually put ice cream in their back pockets in order

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to steal like a horse.

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So the horse would actually follow the person with a suit in their pocket.

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Because they like sugar cubes.

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Isn't that cute?

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Do you have the law and then like a fun fact about it on everyone?

318
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Not on everyone.

319
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Some of them are a little weird.

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Some of them are just, duh.

321
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Some of them, you know, some of them have an exclamation.

322
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Others kind of don't.

323
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Okay.

324
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But yeah.

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So essentially they would be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

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This horse just followed me home.

327
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And they couldn't be, they couldn't be tried for horse stealing.

328
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Can they have carrots in their back pocket?

329
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I don't know.

330
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I feel like it's a loofah.

331
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It's like it's on ice cream.

332
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Well, apparently Alabama is not the only one that has this law.

333
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But it, there wasn't really anything else interesting about Alabama.

334
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Sorry, Hillary.

335
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Sorry.

336
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Sorry, Hillary.

337
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She lives in Florida now.

338
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She knows.

339
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True.

340
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What's number two?

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Alaska.

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Alaska.

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It is illegal to view a moose from an airplane.

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To look at it?

345
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To view a moose from an airplane.

346
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You cannot be looking for meese on the ground.

347
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Hunting moose is legal, but it is illegal to scout the same day as a hunt.

348
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So in order to protect the moose, they're given 24 hours for the people to scout.

349
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They're given 24 hours to move from the area.

350
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Oh, that's actually really sweet.

351
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So scouting by air is prohibited unless you plan to hunt 24 hours after the sighting of

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the moose.

353
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Wow.

354
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So, like, literally you can get a, like, or you're like flying over Alaska and you're

355
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like, oh, shit, I just saw a moose.

356
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Oh, god, oh, god, look what I do.

357
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Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, what do I do?

358
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What do I do?

359
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The marshal's already standing there.

360
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You fucking look at that moose?

361
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,200
Huh?

362
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,200
Yeah.

363
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,200
I fucking look at that moose.

364
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,200
I saw you look at that moose.

365
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The moose is so big you can't fucking miss it.

366
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Wait a minute, but if you saw me see the moose, didn't you see the moose?

367
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Yeah, exactly.

368
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Inception.

369
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Number three, Arizona.

370
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It is illegal for a person to have more than one missing tooth while smiling.

371
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I'm fucking sorry.

372
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:10,240
How do you control that?

373
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So this law is actually set in Tombstone, Arizona, and this law was put into place to

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keep those who practiced poor dental hygiene away from the town as poor dental hygiene

375
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was associated with those who were vagrants and criminals at the time.

376
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That's fucked up.

377
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,520
What about children?

378
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Fucking profiling.

379
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That's a difference.

380
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As an adult.

381
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Yeah.

382
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I literally want to go crazy.

383
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I know, mine a little bit too.

384
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That's fucking bizarre.

385
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Isn't that interesting?

386
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It's kind of bizarre.

387
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200
I mean, it's definitely one of those things.

388
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A lot of these laws that I'm going to talk about or continue to talk about rather, they

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still exist, but mostly because these laws existed in a time where there was no expiration

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date on the laws.

391
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And so they're just still there, but nobody ever enforces them.

392
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They just have yet to be expunged.

393
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Other than the Alaska one, that is still very much true.

394
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Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

395
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Alabama law, who wants to walk around with ice cream in your back pocket anyways?

396
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Number four.

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Arkansas.

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Arkansas.

399
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It is illegal to pronounce the state as Arkansas.

400
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,680
No, it's not.

401
00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,400
Oh my God.

402
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I want to go there and do that just to say that I forgot the law.

403
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,080
Yeah.

404
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080
Why is this one Arkansas?

405
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,080
Why is this one Arkansas?

406
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And this one is not Arkansas.

407
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America explains.

408
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Explained.

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So the spelling and the pronunciation of Arkansas has changed many times since it was first

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explored by French people.

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The Kapaa native people were called the Arkansas, which meant the South Wind.

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Arkinci, so spelled A-R-K-A-N-S-E-A, Arkinci kind of is what it looks like, is how the

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land was originally spelled, but soon became a Kanza, so A-K-A-N-S-A, there's no N.

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So A-C-A-N-S-A, which was when the French explored the area.

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They named it a Kanza.

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Other maps in the area included the Arkansas River and referred to the people of the land

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as Le Arkinci, which was French.

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And in 1881, a resolution was proposed that the true pronunciation of Arkansas was just

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that, Arkansas, to preserve the memory of the native people who originally were the inhabitants

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of the land, but the spelling would remain Arkinciass, which is a nod to the French explorers

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that explored the land.

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So anybody that's listening from non-America, if you didn't know, it's pronounced Arkansas.

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Arkansas.

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Arkansas.

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And don't say it if you go there.

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Yeah, you're going to get fined.

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Number five.

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California.

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California.

438
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I had to think about it.

439
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:34,400
It's technically illegal to cry on the witness stand, which we've seen plenty of people cry

440
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,360
on the witness stand.

441
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,120
Lyle and Eric Menendez come to mind.

442
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,120
They're great examples.

443
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:44,040
However, it is technically illegal, as it may sway a jury one way or another.

444
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Usually the judge or a lawyer will request a small recess or for some time for the witness

445
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to gather themselves.

446
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:56,760
That makes sense, although I can't see any situation where I would be a witness and not

447
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,400
cry because if I was being a witness it'd be for something fucking serious.

448
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,400
Yeah, absolutely.

449
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,400
I'd probably cry.

450
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,400
Yeah.

451
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,600
I mean, it wouldn't be like you're witnessing a man with ice cream in his back pocket.

452
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:09,320
It's a long laugh.

453
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:14,040
Have you ever heard that when Wiz Khalifa will do that on stage?

454
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I'll go, look, that's a long laugh on your bitch ass.

455
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:19,920
No.

456
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,080
Me and Casey say that all the time.

457
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,080
Never heard that.

458
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,320
Well, his laugh is different than how I laughed.

459
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,320
But yeah.

460
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Number six.

461
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320
Colorado.

462
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:32,560
In veil, it is illegal to collide with obstacles while skiing.

463
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,800
Yeah, let me just not do that.

464
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:37,720
So you have to be good at skiing apparently.

465
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,160
No, god damn it, I want to hit that tree.

466
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,160
Damn.

467
00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,160
Dang.

468
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:47,800
Under your responsibility code, you are accountable for any accidents that you may have while

469
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you're on the slopes.

470
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:53,200
Many states have actually adopted this code for safety reasons and the code is as follows.

471
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Oh.

472
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You want to know about the code?

473
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,200
Yes.

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I looked it up in veil and then I saw another one in Maine or something and I was like,

475
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:05,880
oh, it's like literally everywhere, so this is the actual code that is the same across

476
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the board in all the states that have this.

477
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Stay in control.

478
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You must be able to stop or avoid other people or objects.

479
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So don't be a nuthead.

480
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So don't ski if you can't.

481
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If you can't.

482
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,960
People ahead or downhill of you have the right of way.

483
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You must avoid them.

484
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Stop only when you're visible from above and do not restrict traffic.

485
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Look uphill and avoid others before starting downhill or entering a trail.

486
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You're responsible for preventing runaway equipment.

487
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Read and obey all warning signs and hazards and markings.

488
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Keep off closed trails and out of closed areas.

489
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You must be able to know how to load, ride and unload on lifts safely if you need assistance

490
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asked for a lift attendant.

491
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Do not use lifts or terrain when impaired by alcohol or drugs.

492
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If you're involved in a collision or an incident, share your contact information with each other

493
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,160
and the ski area employee.

494
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:07,200
So these rules are obviously put into place for a reason as these rules may prevent injury

495
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or even death.

496
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I'd rather honestly take the fine than fuck up and die.

497
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,040
Yeah, for sure.

498
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I was going to say, only you can prevent wildfires.

499
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,040
Yeah, only you can prevent forest fires.

500
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,040
Oh, damn, I said it wrong.

501
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,040
Yeah, forest fires.

502
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,040
Just don't keep the bear.

503
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:26,360
Yeah, I just thought that was really interesting and this was actually enacted in recent months.

504
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Recently, I want to say it was like 2022.

505
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360
Oh, wow.

506
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2022.

507
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I said that right.

508
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I always think like 2002.

509
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2022.

510
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:40,560
And what's interesting to me is that you know that Gwyneth Paltrow just had that ski incident?

511
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,960
She went to court because some guy collided with her.

512
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,280
No, I didn't know that.

513
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,640
Yeah, so some guy collided with her and now she's going back and saying, well, now he

514
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,640
owes me money.

515
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,640
He should have been responsible.

516
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,640
He should have whatever.

517
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,080
And I mean, it just happened earlier this year, I want to say.

518
00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,440
Which I don't think any, I don't think, I don't remember what the outcome was.

519
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,440
I didn't follow it.

520
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:02,160
There's bigger things going on in the world.

521
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,760
Yeah, like vagina candles.

522
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:04,760
Vagina candles?

523
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,760
Vagina candles.

524
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,760
She has a, yeah, in her, she has a vagina candle.

525
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:09,760
Oh, does she?

526
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,760
She has a candle that says, this is what my vagina smells like.

527
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760
No, she does not.

528
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:13,760
Yeah, she does.

529
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,760
Why would you want that?

530
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:16,760
I don't know.

531
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,160
It smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.

532
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,520
I don't care to know what that smells like.

533
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520
That and beef broth, I guess.

534
00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:22,520
It probably just smells like beef broth.

535
00:21:22,520 --> 00:21:26,400
Some people care to know what that smells like apparently.

536
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,400
Number seven.

537
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:28,400
Connect I cut.

538
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,600
Connecticut.

539
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:36,280
In 1950s, in the 1950s, it was apparently illegal to eat in your car.

540
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,680
I can see what, like while driving or just in general?

541
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:39,680
Just in general.

542
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680
That's weird.

543
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,680
Although there is no such law now, back then the law was put into place in an effort to

544
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:47,520
cut down on littering on the sides of roads.

545
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,520
That's a good point.

546
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,520
That makes a lot of sense.

547
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,520
Yeah, it's not a bad thing to consider now.

548
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,240
I can see while you're driving because of course it's like reckless driving.

549
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,240
Yeah.

550
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:55,240
But it can be.

551
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,240
Right.

552
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,240
It's reckless driving when I do it.

553
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,840
I can only do that if I have a passenger to help me with the little foil or the little

554
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:08,520
baggie or like nachos from a fucking tin yesterday in the car.

555
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:09,520
In the car?

556
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,520
I was on the passenger seat.

557
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,520
I was getting salsas.

558
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,520
I was on 35.

559
00:22:12,520 --> 00:22:13,520
It was dangerous.

560
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,520
I can't do that.

561
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,520
I was hungry.

562
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,080
I cannot do that.

563
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,760
I've definitely been the passenger where I just feed the driver.

564
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,760
Yeah.

565
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,760
Like with my own hands.

566
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,760
Like one for me, one for you.

567
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,760
One for me, one for you.

568
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760
Yeah.

569
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,760
Number eight?

570
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:27,760
Delaware.

571
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,760
Delaware.

572
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:34,360
Actually nightclubs in Delaware that allow dancing may not serve alcohol at all no matter

573
00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,120
when dancing is occurring.

574
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,120
That's good.

575
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:44,920
The law states, quote, no person shall sell, give, dispense, provide, or keep any cause

576
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:50,440
to be sold given dispensed provided or cuts any alcoholic beverage on the premises of

577
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,040
any dance hall establishment.

578
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,040
Why?

579
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,560
I guess it's dangerous.

580
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,760
Essentially, the real life footloose is what I put here.

581
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:04,280
Maybe for safety reasons or maybe much similar laws where you can't like touch while dancing.

582
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:08,280
There's other laws where you can't touch people when dancing.

583
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:14,160
That was such a very specific noise.

584
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,600
Maybe they think that's how babies are made.

585
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,120
I don't know.

586
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:23,480
I think that it really was probably like I said, it's because drinking lowers your inhibitions.

587
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,480
It's probably safer.

588
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,600
Like nobody's going to be banging it out.

589
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,600
Delaware explain.

590
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,600
Delaware explain.

591
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,600
Number nine?

592
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600
Florida.

593
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,840
It is illegal to cage or confine a pregnant pig.

594
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,840
Which is good.

595
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:38,840
I think that makes sense.

596
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:39,840
Right?

597
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,840
Of course.

598
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,600
It should be illegal to cage and confine any pregnant thing.

599
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:47,040
Of course, this is for the best interest of the animals and hog hunters actually face

600
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:52,120
pretty big fines if they accidentally catch a hog in a live trap that is pregnant.

601
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120
Wow.

602
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:54,360
That makes sense.

603
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,360
Number ten?

604
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,360
Georgia.

605
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,360
Georgia.

606
00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:01,120
In Jonesboro, it is illegal to say oh boy.

607
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,120
No.

608
00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,120
Oh boy.

609
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120
Oh boy.

610
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,200
That's a rough one.

611
00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:11,640
This originated when the term boy was technically a derogatory term when calling a man this.

612
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,240
It's like saying gar-san to a server.

613
00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:19,440
It is said that a young person typically of an under-resourced community that was proposition

614
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,040
for work would be called a boy.

615
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,040
Like boy.

616
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,040
Oh boy.

617
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:27,440
Yeah, that's, I mean, it makes sense because it has racist connotations as well.

618
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:28,440
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

619
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,040
It's definitely meant to undermine someone or yeah, absolutely.

620
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040
Eleven.

621
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,040
Hawaii.

622
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,040
Hawaii.

623
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,040
Hawaii.

624
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,240
Hawaii.

625
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:43,440
Any person convicted of owning, transporting, or possessing any snake or restricted without

626
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:51,760
a permit, or prohibited plant, animal, or microorganism, maybe, find up to $200,000,

627
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:56,440
imprisoned not more than three years, and pay for all costs relating to the capture or

628
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,760
eradication of the pest.

629
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,760
You said that.

630
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:02,560
That's a mouthful.

631
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:08,200
So according to the Hawaii Department of Agriculture website, they have no natural predators.

632
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,200
Snakes do not have any natural predators there in Hawaii, and they pose a serious threat

633
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:16,520
to Hawaii's environment because they compete with the native animal populations for food

634
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:17,520
and habitat.

635
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,520
They don't have owls there?

636
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:20,640
Or like any kind of like game bird?

637
00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,640
I guess not.

638
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:22,640
Like predatory bird?

639
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:23,640
An owl?

640
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:24,640
I don't know.

641
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,640
What would a Hawaiian owl look like?

642
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:26,640
They're probably, I don't know.

643
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:32,280
But you know owls are eaten, or snakes are eaten by eagles or cocks or owls.

644
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280
Yeah.

645
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280
Mongoose.

646
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280
I don't know what that is.

647
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
A mongoose.

648
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280
They eat snakes.

649
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280
I don't know what this is.

650
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:46,280
I was just remembering that Snoop Dogg video where he's like, oh look at them mongooses.

651
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,280
Like what you doing over there mongoose?

652
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,280
Oh he's not going to eat that snake.

653
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,280
Oh my gosh.

654
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,520
It's a fucking honey badger or a mongoose.

655
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,520
But they eat snakes, yeah.

656
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,280
So I guess they don't have those.

657
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,280
Hmm.

658
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:04,360
Quote, under the Amnesty Program, illegal animals may be turned into any HDOA or Hawaiian

659
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:11,680
Department of Agriculture, Office Honolulu Zoo, I think it's Peno-Peno-wa Zoo on Hawaii

660
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,600
Island or any humane society.

661
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,200
No questions asked and no fines assessed.

662
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:20,160
If you just drop it off or turn it in or whatever.

663
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,560
Yeah, isn't that interesting?

664
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,560
Yeah, theory.

665
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,560
Number 12.

666
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,560
Adho.

667
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,560
Adho.

668
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:29,360
It is illegal for anyone 88 or older to ride a motorcycle.

669
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,360
Well no shit.

670
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,360
That's a little ageist.

671
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:37,520
Well I'm sorry, it's dangerous though like honestly, like I'm not trying to be rude.

672
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,360
We can assume that this is for safety reasons.

673
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,840
However, most studies show that you're more likely to be in a motorcycle accident under

674
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,840
the age of 40.

675
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,840
That's very true.

676
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,840
I misspoke.

677
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
I misspoke.

678
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,840
Do whatever you want, 80 years old.

679
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,840
Right?

680
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,560
Yeah, so they suggest you just avoid Idaho if you're on very long motorcycle trips.

681
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:55,560
Dang.

682
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,560
Number 13.

683
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:57,560
Okay.

684
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560
Illinois.

685
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:03,120
I just sing this long.

686
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:08,240
It is illegal to address a single man as a single woman using the word mister.

687
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,120
She must address him as master.

688
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,120
Shut the fuck up.

689
00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,120
Yeah.

690
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,120
Like that's not a typo.

691
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:18,680
Who's kinky grandfather is running around making these laws?

692
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:19,680
Master.

693
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,680
Master.

694
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:27,840
Yeah, a single woman has to refer to a bachelor essentially as a master.

695
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,840
I have no idea.

696
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,840
It's gross.

697
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,840
They had another gross one, but I didn't put it in here.

698
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:33,840
Another gross one.

699
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:34,840
This is gross.

700
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,840
That's so...

701
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,360
Like even if you don't know him?

702
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:38,840
Yeah, what the fuck?

703
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,840
Like do you check for the ring first and then you're like, master.

704
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,840
He's like, how dare you call me that?

705
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:46,840
I'm married.

706
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:47,840
Number 14.

707
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,840
Indiana.

708
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:49,840
Indiana.

709
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,840
It is illegal to bathe between October and March.

710
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,840
No, the fuck it's not.

711
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:55,840
Of course.

712
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:56,840
Bathe or shower.

713
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,840
Anything.

714
00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,840
Take a...

715
00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,840
Clean yourself?

716
00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:00,840
Clean yourself.

717
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,840
Well, I mean, no, but like, I guess bathe.

718
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:04,840
I don't know.

719
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:05,840
Just a bath.

720
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,840
It can't be just bath.

721
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:07,840
Maybe just bath.

722
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:08,840
It can't be clean.

723
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,280
Well, they didn't have showers when they made this law, so of course this was before indoor

724
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:18,240
heating and air conditioning and oftentimes bathing and freezing at temperatures could

725
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,840
cause medical emergencies or even death from hypothermia.

726
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:21,840
Okay, yeah, I get that.

727
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,840
But like...

728
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,840
And again, it's just one of those that never went away because, you know...

729
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,840
They'd be fucking stinking us.

730
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,840
Grandpa's laying in the bucket back there.

731
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:31,840
Ugh.

732
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:35,840
So I'm thinking that maybe you would wash yourself with like a hand towel.

733
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:36,840
Yeah.

734
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,840
You know?

735
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Hmm.

736
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
Number 15.

737
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,840
Iowa.

738
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:45,840
In Indianola, Iowa, ice cream vendors are banned from operating on city streets.

739
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:50,280
So essentially it was there to, again, protect the local ice cream parlors from going out of

740
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:52,840
business because everything started becoming mobile, right?

741
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:53,840
Yeah.

742
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,080
Local kids in Warren County ever heard the joyful sound of an ice cream truck on a hot

743
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,080
summer day?

744
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:00,080
That's so sad.

745
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,840
That sounded like an SNL, like, news skit.

746
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Did it?

747
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,840
Like somebody fed me that?

748
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840
Yeah.

749
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:07,840
I'll be Jimmy Fallon.

750
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
That's fine.

751
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
I love that.

752
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,360
Local ice cream trucks can only be operated on special occasions with the permission

753
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360
of the county.

754
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360
Hmm.

755
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360
We're almost done here.

756
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,080
I just, like, kind of make sense, but I don't know.

757
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,240
I mean, I get it, but like, that's kind of ridiculous now.

758
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,240
Yeah.

759
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:29,440
I was at Casey's baseball game today and literally four different ice cream trucks came over

760
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,000
in a matter of like two hours.

761
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,000
Hell yeah, it's good money.

762
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,880
No, I made sure I didn't go over there.

763
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:34,880
Why?

764
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,720
They had like a mangonada truck and then they had like a raspas truck or whatever and then

765
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,400
they had like a regular ice cream truck and then they had a paleta truck and I was like,

766
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,960
fuck, I'm gonna call these kids.

767
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:43,960
Damn.

768
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:44,960
That's so good.

769
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:47,480
There used to be a bartender at a job I used to work at.

770
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:49,280
They used to make the best mangonadas ever.

771
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,280
That was so good.

772
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:54,280
The one that, this girl that is her boyfriend plays on the team, she got one and it had

773
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:59,400
like green liquid Lucas in it though and it turned like the whole cup like blue.

774
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:00,400
It was kind of gross.

775
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:01,400
It was like, ugh.

776
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,400
That's Chamoy.

777
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,400
But it was green.

778
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,400
Yeah, there's a different, there's a green type of chamoy.

779
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,600
Yeah, I just, I like, I don't like the red chamoy.

780
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:08,600
Oh yeah.

781
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:09,600
I didn't taste it.

782
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,600
It's just, it's gross.

783
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,000
It's way more like sour-y, like lime-y.

784
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,320
I don't like a sour, I'm not a sour person either.

785
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,600
I like just regular chamoy.

786
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:17,600
I'll put that shit on anything though.

787
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:18,600
Oh yeah.

788
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:20,400
I think it was Chamoy Day like last Wednesday.

789
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,920
Yeah, I saw your pictures.

790
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,920
Yeah.

791
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,920
That was jealous.

792
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Thanks.

793
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:25,920
It was really yummy.

794
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,920
I had some mango with chamoy.

795
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:27,920
So I had.

796
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,920
Number 16.

797
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:29,920
Kansas.

798
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,520
Not our Kansas.

799
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,440
In Kansas City, Kansas, saying the name George Washington without adding the phrase

800
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:42,920
bless be his name can lead you in a fine of up to 50 cents.

801
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,800
Hallowed be thy name.

802
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:46,480
Blessed be his name like the Lord.

803
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,480
Yeah.

804
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,480
What the hell?

805
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,480
George Washington.

806
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:53,480
Their shit was all fucked up, man.

807
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,480
Come on.

808
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,080
I'll pay the 50 cents just to see someone give me a fine.

809
00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,080
Just slam it on the counter.

810
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:01,080
Whatever we borrow you're at.

811
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,080
Oh shit, I'll say it twice.

812
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,080
Okay.

813
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:04,080
A dollar.

814
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,080
It's like a swear jar.

815
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:11,200
Of course this law no longer is in use, but it is interesting nonetheless.

816
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,960
The exchange rate for 50 cents at the time from 1880 would be $15.

817
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,560
Oh shit, that's kind of pricey.

818
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:17,560
That's kind of pricey.

819
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,560
That's a name.

820
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,920
Blessed be his name.

821
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920
17.

822
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:23,920
Kentucky.

823
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:24,920
Kentucky.

824
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,400
Women are not allowed to purchase a new hat without the authorization of their husband.

825
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,400
The colonel.

826
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,240
Call me the colonel.

827
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:37,000
This law went into effect in 1922, but probably hasn't been enforced for decades if really

828
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
ever.

829
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:42,960
Mostly this law would come because the purchase of a fancy hat, right?

830
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,880
Like a fancy hat.

831
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:49,560
It's been more typically the breadwinners, it's specifically expensive hat was ran through

832
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,160
your husband first, but likely there were also other significantly expensive things

833
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,160
that you probably also had to ask your husband permission for.

834
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,160
It's more written down.

835
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:00,360
Yeah, it just sounds more ridiculous to say a hat.

836
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,360
18.

837
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
Louisiana.

838
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:03,360
Louisiana.

839
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,960
Biting somebody with your real teeth is simple assault.

840
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,760
Biting them with false teeth is considered aggravated assault.

841
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,360
Because I guess they're stronger or what?

842
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:20,240
So false teeth are considered a weapon at that point because you're using a non, like

843
00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,240
an object essentially.

844
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,200
That actually makes a lot of sense.

845
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,200
That is strange.

846
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,200
That is strange.

847
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,200
That is bizarre.

848
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,200
Huh.

849
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:31,360
So what it, I'm not going to go there.

850
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,040
All right.

851
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,040
19.

852
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,040
Maine.

853
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:42,960
It is illegal to post advertisements in a cemetery, which sounds like just one of those

854
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:43,960
things that I never really thought of.

855
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,080
I was like, yeah, come to think of it, I never see advertisements in a cemetery.

856
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,080
Why would you?

857
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,080
Why would you, right?

858
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:55,320
Well, apparently in Maine, there was an issue at some point that arrival burial providers

859
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,320
were trying to obtain more customers.

860
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:03,400
So they would advertise for their plots or whatever on other people's cemetery property.

861
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:08,400
So yeah, pretty sure it's illegal anywhere now because it's considered private property.

862
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,760
Yeah, it should be.

863
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,760
Number 20.

864
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,760
Maryland.

865
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:17,720
In Maryland, it is illegal to eat and swim in the ocean at the same time.

866
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,600
This was believed that it was put into place for safety for the swimmers, choking hazards

867
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:26,560
and attracting wildlife, or just a few of the reasons why you shouldn't do that.

868
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:31,040
But it will not result in a fine if you happen to bring a flotation device with you.

869
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,720
So you can bring a flotation, like you can be like an or aft and eat it.

870
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,720
Just eat it.

871
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:36,720
Eat it.

872
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:37,720
Eat it.

873
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,720
Eat it.

874
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,720
Just a little bit in her tube.

875
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:40,720
Just eating it safe.

876
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,720
As soon as you get off of it.

877
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,720
Hey, kiss that guy.

878
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,720
Like a little float.

879
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:44,720
Yeah, exactly.

880
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,720
Little floaties on your arms.

881
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:46,720
Just eat nahogi.

882
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,720
That's hilarious.

883
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:48,720
I love that.

884
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,520
So we're going to stop there.

885
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:53,640
And again, I will bring you 20 more on another day.

886
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,680
And I have yet to decide what I want to do with my other like 10.

887
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,680
Yeah.

888
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,240
I'm thinking maybe federal laws would be interesting to implement.

889
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,800
But yeah, it's not going to be anytime soon.

890
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,720
It's not going to be my very next mental breakdown.

891
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,200
It's probably going to be in a few months or so.

892
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:11,320
But again, I wanted to do something fun and lighthearted, something different.

893
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,440
And it's been on my mind for a little bit.

894
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,960
And especially because all of our cases are going to be so intense this next week and

895
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,960
a half.

896
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:18,960
Oh my gosh.

897
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,840
And we have a lot to do, a lot of content to bring you guys.

898
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,000
And I'm really excited about that.

899
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
And guess what?

900
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,840
It's already fucking June is almost over and we're going to the podcast festival in like

901
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,000
a month.

902
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Not prepared.

903
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,520
We might just have to drive every night because we haven't got a hotel room yet.

904
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,520
I mean, I guess they could.

905
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:39,520
I don't know if that's not going to happen.

906
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,520
I'm going to stay with Lindsay Austin.

907
00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:43,520
That's true.

908
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,880
Well, we'll figure it out for you guys because we definitely want to meet all you guys.

909
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,880
Thank you for buying tickets.

910
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,680
Again, if you don't know about that, we are going to be hosts at the True Crime and Paranormal

911
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:57,800
podcast festival in Austin, Texas this August from the 25th to the 27th.

912
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:02,520
That is available to purchase tickets through our DAK website, diagnosingandkiller.com.

913
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:08,200
If you click on events, I think, and you click on there, you can do a discount of 15% off

914
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:13,360
with our code DAKPOD for 15% off those tickets for sure.

915
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,640
Do you have anything else that was really interesting?

916
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,440
No, it was just, yeah, it was just different.

917
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:23,840
I think the only thing that I have left to say is send us pictures of you with our merch

918
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,560
that would be really helpful.

919
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:28,920
Let us know if we have consent to use your photo on the website.

920
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,440
If not, I mean, just the Instagram alone would be really cool too.

921
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,440
Yeah, absolutely.

922
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:37,560
Well, we will see you guys next time with part one of my next two parter.

923
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,600
I haven't done a two parter in a long time and you are going to be excited to hear this

924
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,600
one.

925
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,720
I think that you know, I mean, you have to know a lot about this person, but I don't

926
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,800
think you know like the nitty gritty details.

927
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:51,160
And this is highly, highly, highly requested.

928
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,160
Is it Manson?

929
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,160
No, it's not Manson.

930
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,160
But we're getting closer to it.

931
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,160
Don't guess again.

932
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:57,160
Okay, okay.

933
00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,160
Love you.

934
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,160
Love you.

935
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,160
Bye.

936
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:08,440
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