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The Florida Panthers are really starting to rapidly

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accelerate up to the top of the list of teams

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that I'm starting to genuinely hate. They're

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absolutely pissing me the fuck off. There's three

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players specifically that I have in mind that

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I just wanted to open the show with and discuss

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about. Two of them that are more kind of like

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the Brad Marchand that you just... The type of

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guys that you hate to play against. But you would

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love to have on your team, not like Brad Marchand,

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because one of them is being Brad Marchand. One

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of those guys you would love to have on your

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team, you just hate to play against. Other one

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being Matthew Kachuk. Matthew Kachuk, he is one

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of those that, he's feisty, but he's a damn good

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player. He knows how to get the puck into the

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back of the net. He's a great two -way forward,

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great 200 -foot player. But his physical side

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of it, you hate to play against the kid. I got

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to start to tell her in a little bit. So just

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keep Matthew Kachuk in the background. It's going

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to be hard to, but I mean, I guess. The third

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one that I would like to mention, being more

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of a comparable to like a Matt Cook. Even somebody

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that played for my favorite team was a little

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pisshead. He was a little shit, probably one

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of the dirtiest players to ever play in this

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league. And that is what I think I can compare

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somebody like Sam Bennett to. I would never like

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to have Sam Bennett play for my team. I would

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be very, very upset if Sam Bennett signs with

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the Pittsburgh Penguins in the offseason. I'd

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be very disappointed. I'd be very, very mad about

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that. Just because he, like, what, two series

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in a row now he has tried to take out the goaltender

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in the playoffs. I think it was game one is the

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reason he took Stolarz out in the Toronto series.

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Game one, like, second period or something like

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that. Right early on. I think I remember if it

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was game... four or game five of this Carolina

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series, where he tried to go after Freddie Anderson,

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but I think, thank God, I think Freddie Anderson

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was able to duck out of the way. So two series

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in a row that he tries to go after the goaltender,

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one of them being successful, one of them, goaltender

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got very, very lucky, almost like he was in the

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wrong place at the right time. He was just able

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to move out of the way and avoid that. Sam Bennett

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can suck my ass. Matthew Kachuk and Brad Marchand,

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again, just two players that you'd love to have

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on your team, but you hate to play against those

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little shits. Brad Marchand, I mean, his nose

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takes up half the ice. Kind of fits with the

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rats with them now, throat rats. Yeah, for real.

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He's a hell of a player. You'd love to have him

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play for your team. You just hate to play against

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him. Florida Panthers, those three players specifically

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are the reason that I'm very much starting to

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hate. Sam Bennett alone makes me hate this fucking

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team. If Sam Bennett wasn't on that team, I might

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at least be able to tolerate him. I can appreciate

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how good of a team they have been. Regardless,

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I can. They have been a good team for all the

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past three years. You'd think the Panthers went

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from being just a mediocre barely -missing -the

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-wildcard kind of team. Not even fan bases were

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not even showing up. And now they're finally...

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Yeah, I mean, it's bandwagon. No matter what

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team, what city, sport, city, team it is, you're

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going to have some bandwagoners hop on the train

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and they'll say, oh yeah, I've always been a

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fan. Okay, sure you have. Yeah, you're part of

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the 28 fans they had since they stuck, so. And

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you think now, looking at it, it's crazy to think

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now both the Lightning and the Panthers are now

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making... The state of Florida. The state of

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Florida, a hockey town, a hockey state, a hockey

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place to be, man. Now six years in a row, a Florida

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team has represented the Stanley Cup. Now eight

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Atlantic Conference teams have been in the last

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seven Stanley Cup finals. Oh, where'd the eight

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come from? Oh, Montreal versus Tampa Bay in the

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bubble. That wasn't in the bubble. That was the

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year after the COVID year where crowds were almost

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at 1. The North Division. But instead of the

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common divisions battling it out, I think they

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did... Did they go seeding that year? Instead

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of division versus divisions? I forget how they

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did it. Inner division matchups. So the first

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two rounds, inner division, 1v4, 2v3. Again,

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for the first two rounds, and then round three,

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it was, you know, best of the East. It was just

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because Montreal was up in the North, instead

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of rather being in the Atlantic Division, they

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were in the North. Yeah. And they got to play

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the Atlantic Division, or I think the Bruins

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were in the East that year. Yeah, the Bruins.

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Sorry, the Lightning, I think, were in the Atlantic

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still that year. Oh, yeah, it was East, which

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it was both Florida teams. Pittsburgh, Boston,

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Buffalo, New Jersey. Was Florida in the East

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that year? Well, Florida is east side of the

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state. Yeah. Tampa is west side of the state,

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the Gulf side of the state. It was what? Carolina,

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Florida teams, Pittsburgh, Philly, Boston, Buffalo,

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I think was in our division that year. Yeah,

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and then New York brought on both the Ragsons.

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Yeah. That was a strange year, man. Yeah, that's

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not good. Actually, let's go back on the app.

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It doesn't go back that far. You might not even

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be able to look up 2021 divisions. Yeah, so the

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Atlantic, we always say, and we've thought for

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a couple years, that the Metro is one of the

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hardest divisions to play in, but apparently

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not. I mean, the last seven years, or I should

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say eight years, the last seven years, eight

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Atlantic Division teams have been in the Stanley

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Cup Finals. We're all wrong. Central Division,

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Carolina, Florida, Tampa, Nashville, Dallas,

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Chicago, Detroit, and Columbus. East Division

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is Pittsburgh, Washington, Boston, Both the Islanders

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and the Rags, Flyers, Devils, Sabres. The West

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Division, obviously, is the rest of the American

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-based teams in Colorado, Vegas, Minnesota, St.

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Louis, Arizona, L .A., San Jose, and Anaheim.

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Obviously, the North Division being all the Canadian

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-based teams. What a weird fucking year. That

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was a weird year. Such a strange year, man. But

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the Panthers and the Lightning have been the

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teams to beat. I know Colin is very, very excited

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about the repetitiveness the last couple years

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in the playoffs. Six straight years of a Florida

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-based team in the Stanley Cup final. Six fucking

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years! Can anybody be different? Anybody! The

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way I look at it is... Would I be excited as

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hell if the Penguins were in the Stanley Cup

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for six years in a row? Fuck yeah, I would. I'd

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be ecstatic as hell. I'd be thrilled. I mean,

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yeah, you might get sick of winning eventually.

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No, we wouldn't. That's fucking mine. But I'd

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like the Penguins to actually start winning some

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games. Hell, I'll even show for fucking Philadelphia

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to win one of these years. I'd like to see a

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Pittsburgh team win a fucking playoff game sometime

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soon, or a playoff series, whatever. Make it

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to the playoffs first, and then we'll actually

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be able to do something. When's the last time

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the city of Pittsburgh saw a playoff or a series

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win? Penguins was 18. Steelers was 17. Pirates

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was 20. 13. 13. Because that was actually when

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they were somewhat entertaining. When the Pirates

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had three straight 90 -win seasons, yeah. Those

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rosters, man. Oh, my God. I reminisce about that

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team all the time. I do too. I think Josh Harrison,

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just as of today or yesterday, has his retirement.

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Part of that team. I know Starling Marte is getting

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close. I think he's still playing for the Mets

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as we speak. But he's getting very close. Obviously

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McCutcheon is getting up there. Half the team

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is nothing. Retired since then too. But anyways,

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this is a hockey show. The state of Florida has

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really shown this league that, hey, we exist

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too. I mean, before that was 2014. Sorry, 2004

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when the Tampa Bay Lightning won their first,

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which I think Torres was the head coach of that

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team. John Torrell, that is. And then what was

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recently before that? I don't think the Florida

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team made it since then. I mean, the Panthers

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made it in. They got struck by Dallas in 96,

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I think. Not in the finals. In the finals. The

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only one Dallas has won was 99, and that's when

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they beat the Sabres. His foot was in the creed

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school. And then Dallas was in the finals in

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the bubble year. Because I know Tampa lost to

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Chicago. 96. I was right. But who did they play?

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They lost to the Avalanche in four. In the final?

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In the final. There's really? Yeah. 95 -96. They

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won in round one versus Boston 4 -1. Won in round

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2 -4 -2 against Philly. Won in seven against

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the Penguins 4 -3. And lost. I don't know. They

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got swept. I did not know that. I thought the

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Panthers weren't around until like 2000. 94.

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That's their first season. 94 -95. Wow. I was

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going to say, I know they made it beforehand,

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Kyle. Don't fucking judge me, okay? I just didn't

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think that they, I thought that this was recently,

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you know, their most, you know, I thought this

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last three years was the only time that they've

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had playoff success. Yeah, what? Three years

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in a row, the Florida Panthers alone are in the

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Stanley Cup Final. Three previous to that, Tampa

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Bay Lightning. They're kind of doing a reversal.

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I wonder if the Panthers are going to go back

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-to -back after their loss compared to the Tampa

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Bay Lightning. lost in the finals after their

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back -to -back. So I wonder if they're going

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to do kind of reverse, be able to lose their

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first and then win the next two. But the way

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we've, I think Colin pointed this out, or I know,

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I'm sure a bunch of hockey shows have. Wayne

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Gretzky, his first attempt, he lost, went back

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the next year and won. Sidney Crosby, went in

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2008, lost his first attempt, went back the next

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year, against the same team, and won. And now

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we have Connor McDavid. Went last year, lost

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in 7 -2 the same team that he's going to be playing

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this year. Does history repeat itself yet again?

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Does he take home his first cup here? I'm hoping.

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I'm just looking at that cup right above the

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jerseys there between the Panthers and the McDavid

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jersey there. Who's going to win it? It's going

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to be a good steer. I think it's going to be

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him. be local much different than what it is

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last year like where Florida came out swinging

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when it pretty like nearly sweeping And then

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it's an almost came back with that reverse sweep

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I think that game seven was only two to one I

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think they lost that one was a three to two or

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two to one something like that two to one Yeah,

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so will history repeat itself? Regardless, I

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think history is gonna repeat itself either The

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Florida Panthers beat the Edmonton Oilers in

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the Stanley Cup final as history itself there

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for a back -to -back Or, you know, debatably

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the best player of its generation winning his

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second attempt after losing the previous year.

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Regardless, I think we're going to see history

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repeat itself here. Oh, yeah. Going down to,

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might as well talk about it real quick, the Memorial

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Cup. Right now, the Memorial Cup final is being

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played. London currently beating Medicine Hat

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3 -0 about midway through the second. After losing

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to Medicine Hat, I think, in what they're...

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Not the semifinal, but the final game of the

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round, Robin. Yeah. Which both teams were undefeated.

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Which Medicine Hat, beating London, locked up

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this spot in the final. And London beat... Was

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it Moncton? Moncton. In the semifinal, just Friday

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night? Kind of, I think that was a blowout. I

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think that was like a 6 -3. It was a 5 -1. It

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was kind of an ass -beating. I guess I saw...

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And then I saw some, like... With, um... Medicine

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Hat, this is the first time in a little over

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a decade that a WHL team has made it to the Memorial

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Cup Finals. Really? It's been either been dominated

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by the Q or the O, who's been going to the finals.

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So we had the two O's in the final last year.

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It's the host Saginaw beat London and then they

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cried about it. Oh my god, I so badly hope Medicine

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Hat comes back and wins this game. I mean, they're

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not going to happen. It's not going to happen,

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but... It's so easy and so fun. They're probably

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not listening. They've been trolling us on social

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media, like, oh, go talk about it on your little

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podcast. Guess what? You got your wish. Oh, you

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guys know how to do his talk show. These guys

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can back me up. From the beginning of this season,

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I was saying that London was going to repeat

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as champs. Oh, every time we lose, you're right

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there rubbing it in her face. Yes, but every

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time you win, I'm the first one there to congratulate

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you. I've been saying since the beginning of

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the year that you guys were going to repeat.

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A view's a fucking view, bud. A view's a fucking

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view. We'll take those views. We'll take those

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listens. Whether you stop or you clip this and

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you post, oh, you're talking shit on us. Cry

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about it. Yeah, like I said, Londonites, obviously.

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And the Memorial Cup Final for good reason again.

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It looks like they're probably going to win this

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game. We'll keep track of it momentarily while

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we throw out recording here. But yeah, Medicine

00:14:23.019 --> 00:14:26.100
Hat, what a season for them too. Winning their

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respective league and then getting over here

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to play the final. Beat London once. Goals coming

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from the shocking ones. Denver Berkey, Easton

00:14:36.440 --> 00:14:42.809
Cowan, and Jacob Julian. The last two coming

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within about a minute and a half in the second

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period. The shots are pretty close. I mean, Medicine

00:14:49.970 --> 00:14:51.649
Hat's giving them a run for their money. Shots

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are within one. Still about half the game to

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go. Soon we shall see. I wish there was a way

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we could watch it here in the U .S., but it's

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very difficult to watch these kind of games here

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in the U .S. I just more or less want to see

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how many London fans made that travel. Couldn't

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imagine that. It's probably nothing but London

00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:16.139
fans up there right now. Oh, yeah. Because I

00:15:16.139 --> 00:15:17.759
know there were a lot of them, at least in the

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round robin. There was a lot of them. Yeah. From

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the highlights I've seen. Every time they'd score

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at the building, you'd feel like it was a London

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home game at the Bud. Or not even called it anymore.

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I'm still going to call it the Bud. The Garden

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and that. But, yeah. Kind of interesting in that,

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like... I don't even remember where next year's

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is, Memorial Cup, honestly. I don't think they

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have. I think it goes to the, where is, Rimouski's

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in the Q, obviously, right? Yeah. So I think

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the W gets to host it next year. So I think the

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O. So it depends on. Because I know the O doesn't

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get to host again in 2027 or 2028. It should

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be 2027 because we did it last year. So this

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year is the Q, next year will be the W. And the

00:16:01.460 --> 00:16:05.820
next year I think should be us. Let's see if

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they. Did they not see it? Kelowna. That's right.

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I do remember seeing that. 2026 Memorial Cup

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will be hosted by the Kelowna Rockets. Okay.

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That's right. I do remember that. I know one

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thing I did see that kind of... Oh. I think we

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kind of... I think we kind of knew very middle

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of the season that it was kind of speculative

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for... The manufacturers for the entire CHL teams,

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they're now going to be officially under armor

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going forward. Like jerseys, some merchandising

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on select items. I think I saw Bauer giving the

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socks, and I think different companies are going

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to be the skates. Three different companies pretty

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much are going to be the uniforms of the teams

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in the CHL. Very confusing. I know jerseys are

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going to be under armor. I know they did reveal

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that. I know we kind of knew. We'd kind of known

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about it for a while, but it was just the contract

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with CCM. The entire CHO confirmed that it was

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going to be under armor this week. I just wish

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it was fucking consistent all the way through.

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Make it a solid uniform. You know, every team

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can make him look, design, or help design however

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the fuck they want to design it, whatever. And

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just make him nice and consistent and through.

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Just like the NHL does. Just like the AHL does.

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Just like every other league in the fucking world,

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minus the CHL. But, you know. Because it's so

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funny, like, how many manufacturers they've gone

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through. They've gone back for CCM, Nike, Reebok,

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CCM, Nike. It's a juggling act, is what it is.

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And I know another thing I saw, which I think

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was literally just yesterday, that the board

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denied that all goaltenders will be normal. They

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still have to decide if they're going to keep

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an OA goaltender. That sucks. I'm sorry. That

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could have been huge for Erie. Especially the

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season with Noah Erland in. Not only Erie, but

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I feel like all teams will be able to benefit

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off of that role. I think Owen Sound is one of

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them because I think Carter George is going into

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his OA season coming up here. Obviously it also

00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:44.579
depends on what LA decides to do with him. Whether

00:18:44.579 --> 00:18:46.900
they keep him up with Ontario Reign or actually

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call him up to NHL. Or if he actually signs an

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NCAA because I know he can. Yeah, they're in

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a lot of players. At the beginning of the season

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when they announced And now the whole deal, the

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whole crossover with MCW. I was going to be excited,

00:19:01.410 --> 00:19:04.029
but that was kind of like short -sighted. Like,

00:19:04.069 --> 00:19:07.089
oh, great, it benefits us. But, oh, no, it fucks

00:19:07.089 --> 00:19:10.690
us. It really fucked us. We've lost Malcolm Spence

00:19:10.690 --> 00:19:13.470
for this upcoming year. I know, Brandon, there's

00:19:13.470 --> 00:19:17.369
speculation that Jack Ivakovic is going to sign

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with somebody. There's rumors it might be Penn

00:19:20.730 --> 00:19:24.190
State. I'd love that for my boy. I'd love that

00:19:24.190 --> 00:19:27.089
for my boys in Penn State. That'd be huge. That'd

00:19:27.089 --> 00:19:29.549
be awesome. I'd be very excited for that. Because

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I know another one that's been rumored is Porter

00:19:32.529 --> 00:19:36.130
Martone instead of going into the draft. Maybe

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it was him. Maybe it was him instead. Maybe it

00:19:37.769 --> 00:19:39.829
was Martone might be going to Penn State, not

00:19:39.829 --> 00:19:43.650
Ivey Covey. One of those guys was rumored. This

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was about four hours ago. Not too long ago. June

00:19:49.940 --> 00:19:55.859
1st, 319 Central Time. Jack Ivankovic has committed

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to the fucking University of Michigan. Want to

00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:05.380
play with Malcolm? Maybe I did see that. Maybe

00:20:05.380 --> 00:20:07.660
it was more tone. I'll take that back. My apologies.

00:20:07.960 --> 00:20:12.839
It was more tone than I did see. Still very solid

00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:15.359
for Penn State. Regardless, I'm getting a great

00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:21.289
player, yeah. Yeah, like now looking like I get

00:20:21.289 --> 00:20:24.130
it that's it's a lot of part there's gonna be

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a lot of oh not just the OHL but Cross Q and

00:20:30.589 --> 00:20:33.329
WHL their lot players are gonna if they don't

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end up playing the Respective leagues or get

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drafted. I want to go play in college At on Twitter

00:20:43.009 --> 00:20:46.910
at Sean for photo for far out sorry Two hours

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ago tweeted, today is the day that 19 different

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OHL cities become medicine, not tiger hat. Hat

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tiger fans. That's funny. Oh, it's 4 -0 now,

00:20:58.289 --> 00:21:03.950
so never mind. Easton Cowan again. Am I going

00:21:03.950 --> 00:21:07.329
to be shocked? Not at all. It's kind of funny.

00:21:07.470 --> 00:21:11.619
I've seen a lot of people compare them. Now I'm

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just waiting for Medicine Hat fans to complain

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about the referees and then the London fans be

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like, what do you mean? That was a completely

00:21:17.400 --> 00:21:22.779
failed game. It's funny that I've seen not just

00:21:22.779 --> 00:21:25.700
London players, but London fans. Go back and

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look at the comments from Game 1 of the NHL Finals

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that London lost to Oshawa compared to the next

00:21:31.720 --> 00:21:34.140
four. You'll see nothing but London fans complaining

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about the referees for Game 1. And then the next

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four, you'll see them attacking other fans for

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complaining about the referees in the next four.

00:21:43.069 --> 00:21:45.910
I think it's kind of funny with both the London

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and Maple Leafs fans. Like, a lot of them are

00:21:49.109 --> 00:21:51.089
saying, like, oh, Cohen's better than Marner

00:21:51.089 --> 00:21:54.769
and all. I mean, Cohen has had playoff success.

00:21:55.170 --> 00:21:59.250
Like, it's true. Oh, congrats in the OHL, where

00:21:59.250 --> 00:22:02.500
Marner's also had playoff success. Same team.

00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:06.339
Yeah, fair enough. Very true. Martin was the

00:22:06.339 --> 00:22:09.779
MVP during that 16 run. So it's always hard to

00:22:09.779 --> 00:22:15.740
say until Colin gets up to the show. I'm really

00:22:15.740 --> 00:22:19.180
wondering if he's going to be ready next year

00:22:19.180 --> 00:22:23.140
for the Leafs. Again, if he doesn't sign with

00:22:23.140 --> 00:22:26.000
somebody in the NCAA, man. Which, I think we

00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:28.000
ended last week on talking about the, or last

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episode, sorry, on talking about predicting the

00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:31.940
UFAs and where they're going to sign. We talked

00:22:31.940 --> 00:22:33.500
about Mitch Marner. We named like three or four

00:22:33.500 --> 00:22:35.880
different teams. Then literally right after we

00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:38.480
stopped recording, we had read something on Twitter.

00:22:38.900 --> 00:22:40.960
One that we all were like, whoa, that could be

00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:47.579
massive. Chicago. Marner to Chicago could be...

00:22:47.579 --> 00:22:53.589
With Bedard. With Bedard. You might have 200

00:22:53.589 --> 00:22:55.630
-point scores on that front line right there.

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That could be huge. It'd probably convince Bedard

00:22:58.990 --> 00:23:02.390
to kind of actually stay in Chicago. I mean,

00:23:02.390 --> 00:23:04.190
I want so much better for Conor Bedard. People

00:23:04.190 --> 00:23:06.390
think he's just a cocky little shit. I mean,

00:23:06.430 --> 00:23:11.250
he's 19. He's going to be frustrated with not

00:23:11.250 --> 00:23:14.289
finding any success yet, especially being the

00:23:14.289 --> 00:23:16.109
first overall pick in your respective draft.

00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:19.930
You want to naturally be... being known as, you

00:23:19.930 --> 00:23:22.470
want to be one of the first players that people

00:23:22.470 --> 00:23:25.589
look up to and talk about, but just being in

00:23:25.589 --> 00:23:28.630
that team, part of that system, he doesn't really

00:23:28.630 --> 00:23:31.250
have that right now. They've been a bomb barrel

00:23:31.250 --> 00:23:35.390
team for the last two years. And Chicago, again,

00:23:35.529 --> 00:23:37.049
they're picking what, third this year? Fourth?

00:23:38.009 --> 00:23:41.289
I think it's bottom five. Because they were,

00:23:41.349 --> 00:23:44.150
again, not a very good team this year. Third.

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Is it third? I think it's San Jose and then Chicago.

00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:54.059
Yeah. Yeah, because Utah is getting fourth. Islanders,

00:23:54.059 --> 00:23:58.819
San Jose, Chicago, Utah, and then Boston is fifth?

00:23:59.259 --> 00:24:03.119
I think they're fifth or sixth. That fall off,

00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:08.619
man, was just ridiculous. First five, one through

00:24:08.619 --> 00:24:11.900
five. Islanders, Sharks, Blackhawks, Mammoth,

00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:15.559
Preds. Then they rounded off the top ten. Flyers,

00:24:15.559 --> 00:24:21.400
Bruins, Krakens, Sabres, Ducks. And then the

00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:25.299
rest of the draft, it's through 28. So Pens,

00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:29.539
Rangers, Red Wings, Blue Jackets, Canucks, Canadians,

00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:33.140
which was the original Flames pick. Then the

00:24:33.140 --> 00:24:36.160
Canadians original pick. And then the Flames

00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:39.980
again from Devils. Blues, Jackets from Minnesota.

00:24:41.410 --> 00:24:45.210
Ottawa is the 21. Flyers from Avalanche. Preds

00:24:45.210 --> 00:24:50.109
from Tampa at 23. LA, Chicago, which was the

00:24:50.109 --> 00:24:53.130
Toronto's pick. Nashville, which was the Vegas

00:24:53.130 --> 00:25:00.230
pick from San Jose. Oh, the original Vegas pick

00:25:00.230 --> 00:25:04.630
that went to San Jose and then to Nashville.

00:25:04.910 --> 00:25:07.170
I was going to say, isn't it Pittsburgh's first

00:25:07.170 --> 00:25:10.099
round? Doesn't the Rangers have to determine

00:25:10.099 --> 00:25:13.859
if they're going to give Pittsburgh the first

00:25:13.859 --> 00:25:17.799
run this year or next year? I think it's next

00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:22.339
year. I think they had to give an official. I

00:25:22.339 --> 00:25:24.519
think this year we get one in the first, two

00:25:24.519 --> 00:25:26.420
in the second, three in the third this year.

00:25:26.579 --> 00:25:28.440
I think next year is one in the first, three

00:25:28.440 --> 00:25:31.500
in the second, two in the third next year. Possibly

00:25:31.500 --> 00:25:35.420
two in the first next year. Because I knew one

00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:38.299
of them. Pittsburgh's first round was determined

00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:40.799
by the Rangers if it was this year or next year.

00:25:40.799 --> 00:25:45.000
I think it's next year. Because I knew they had

00:25:45.000 --> 00:25:46.839
a certain deadline. The Penguins are now thinking,

00:25:46.859 --> 00:25:51.559
what, 13th this year? Or 11th? Which I know that's

00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:53.980
right around the spot Malcolm Spence is predicted

00:25:53.980 --> 00:25:58.039
to go. Yep. Or 11th? Okay. I think Malcolm Spence

00:25:58.039 --> 00:26:01.460
is predicted to go 14 to 16 at mid -teens range.

00:26:03.179 --> 00:26:05.259
I wouldn't hate us reaching for him there at

00:26:05.259 --> 00:26:07.640
11. If he's there, I would not hate us taking

00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:09.440
him. I was trying to go snag him. I'd say snag

00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:12.059
him. Call me biased. I don't give a shit. That's

00:26:12.059 --> 00:26:16.740
my middle name. I'd love... No, your middle name

00:26:16.740 --> 00:26:20.440
is Michelle. It's Kylie Michelle Tripp. I'd love

00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:22.319
to play. I'd love to see Malcolm play for the

00:26:22.319 --> 00:26:25.740
black and gold. Me too. I mean, what Penguins

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:30.920
fan or what Erie fan wouldn't, you know? But,

00:26:30.940 --> 00:26:34.740
uh... Yeah, I mean, that's not all we got, but

00:26:34.740 --> 00:26:39.160
let's go through and recap what we've seen in

00:26:39.160 --> 00:26:42.160
round three of the playoffs. NHL playoffs, obviously,

00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.519
that is. Round three, we saw the Florida Panthers

00:26:44.519 --> 00:26:47.220
take on the Carolina Hurricanes, and Florida

00:26:47.220 --> 00:26:49.039
more or less wiped the floor with them for five

00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:52.779
games. Game four was the only one that Carolina

00:26:52.779 --> 00:26:54.740
really did much of anything. Freddie Anderson's

00:26:54.740 --> 00:26:57.910
3 -0 shutout. But other than that... Game 1,

00:26:57.990 --> 00:27:00.809
a 5 -2 win in favor of Florida. Game 2, a 5 -0

00:27:00.809 --> 00:27:04.529
win in favor of Florida. Game 3, a 6 -2 win in

00:27:04.529 --> 00:27:07.150
favor of Florida. And then Florida finishing

00:27:07.150 --> 00:27:12.150
off in Raleigh in Game 5, 5 -3. See, I mean,

00:27:12.170 --> 00:27:13.710
there's not much to talk about in that series,

00:27:13.750 --> 00:27:16.069
again, other than Sam Bennett being a little

00:27:16.069 --> 00:27:18.950
bitch trying to take out Freddie Anderson. Apparently

00:27:18.950 --> 00:27:20.210
that's the only way Florida knows how to win

00:27:20.210 --> 00:27:22.289
games is when Sam Bennett goes and takes out

00:27:22.289 --> 00:27:27.609
the goaltender. I'll admit, I think I was a little

00:27:27.609 --> 00:27:32.009
more entertained on the Edmonton -Dallas series

00:27:32.009 --> 00:27:36.730
between the two series that happened. Those first

00:27:36.730 --> 00:27:37.910
two games, I don't think we were going to have

00:27:37.910 --> 00:27:40.329
ourselves a series, but then Dallas taking game

00:27:40.329 --> 00:27:45.589
one in Dallas 6 -3. Did you see that still shot

00:27:45.589 --> 00:27:49.029
or that video of Jordan Seidel and McDavid locking

00:27:49.029 --> 00:27:52.200
eyes after the game one loss? Yeah, yeah. They

00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:54.559
lost game one badly. That was a 6 -3 loss. All

00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:55.460
of a sudden, they just kind of looked at each

00:27:55.460 --> 00:27:57.880
other like annoyed, but like, time to lock the

00:27:57.880 --> 00:27:59.859
fuck in. And they have not lost a game since

00:27:59.859 --> 00:28:02.839
they changed that look. Winning game two, 3 -0.

00:28:03.160 --> 00:28:06.940
Game three, 6 -1. Game four, 4 -1. And then game

00:28:06.940 --> 00:28:09.799
five, 6 -3. I just wonder what was said in that

00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:12.799
locker room after that game one loss from either

00:28:12.799 --> 00:28:15.119
Connor or Leon. It's probably from Connor because

00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:18.039
he's, I know he's, he tends to be a little more...

00:28:18.190 --> 00:28:21.210
I can predict that it's something along the lines

00:28:21.210 --> 00:28:25.769
of DICK THE FUCK IN! RIGHT NOW! DICK THE FUCK

00:28:25.769 --> 00:28:29.170
IN! I can get something along the lines of that.

00:28:29.190 --> 00:28:31.529
Just a guess. I don't think it's happened before,

00:28:31.769 --> 00:28:37.309
but... So, earlier today when I was on my lunch

00:28:37.309 --> 00:28:41.529
break, I saw a YouTube short of Leon and all

00:28:41.529 --> 00:28:45.730
the bullshit he said during the media questions.

00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:50.720
They're so stupid, but Leon, it's just, the questions

00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:54.519
are so stupid, and Leon's answers are so iconic.

00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:57.500
And they think he's such a cocky jackass for

00:28:57.500 --> 00:28:59.359
it. Like, ask a fucking better question than

00:28:59.359 --> 00:29:02.380
that. His team just got fucked six to three,

00:29:02.460 --> 00:29:03.960
and then you're sitting there like, oh, what

00:29:03.960 --> 00:29:06.299
do you think went wrong tonight? He's like, what

00:29:06.299 --> 00:29:09.420
do you think went wrong? Like, we didn't play

00:29:09.420 --> 00:29:13.650
our game. I think it was Bo Nix earlier, and

00:29:13.650 --> 00:29:14.970
I think it was the game against the Steelers,

00:29:14.990 --> 00:29:17.109
like week two or three of the season. His rookie

00:29:17.109 --> 00:29:19.650
year, he threw a pick six, not a pick six, but

00:29:19.650 --> 00:29:21.630
he threw a pick in the end zone instead of a

00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:23.230
touchdown. He goes, what do you think happened

00:29:23.230 --> 00:29:24.970
on that throw? He goes, threw it to the other

00:29:24.970 --> 00:29:29.190
team. What do you expect his answer to be? Oh,

00:29:29.250 --> 00:29:31.829
you know, I tried to get it to my guy, but he

00:29:31.829 --> 00:29:34.630
just wasn't there. No, he goes, I stepped back,

00:29:34.630 --> 00:29:38.940
threw it to the other team. I don't know how

00:29:38.940 --> 00:29:40.799
some reporters get to keep their jobs. I know.

00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:43.720
Some of them are so damn stupid. Some of them

00:29:43.720 --> 00:29:46.200
are fucking 350 -pound land whales that just

00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.539
get to sit there and judge athletes for how they

00:29:48.539 --> 00:29:50.339
perform. Like, bro, you go out there and do any

00:29:50.339 --> 00:29:55.279
better. Or you will look like you weren't hustling

00:29:55.279 --> 00:29:56.900
there in the third period. Like, bro, you fucking

00:29:56.900 --> 00:29:58.480
put down the cheeseburger and you get out there

00:29:58.480 --> 00:30:01.019
and do it. How about that? As far as they're

00:30:01.019 --> 00:30:04.410
not chewing on their, like, swoop. What do you

00:30:04.410 --> 00:30:06.789
think went wrong there? Chewing on the cheeseburgers

00:30:06.789 --> 00:30:11.069
and hot dogs. Oh, God. I mean, respect to him,

00:30:11.109 --> 00:30:12.950
I couldn't be a reporter. I mean, I definitely

00:30:12.950 --> 00:30:16.769
don't think I could come up with, you know, good

00:30:16.769 --> 00:30:18.190
questions, but I can't go a little bit better

00:30:18.190 --> 00:30:21.509
than that. Like, just berating these guys for,

00:30:21.630 --> 00:30:24.529
you know, mistakes that they have made literally

00:30:24.529 --> 00:30:26.349
an hour, less than an hour ago. Like, oh, what

00:30:26.349 --> 00:30:28.849
do you think went wrong? He lost the game. That's

00:30:28.849 --> 00:30:34.160
what went wrong. Let's, uh... Let's go back into

00:30:34.160 --> 00:30:36.900
some old -fashioned doku or hurdle. One of the

00:30:36.900 --> 00:30:42.519
two. Probably both. We'll be kidding. We'll start

00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:56.259
with hurdle. Hurdle. Curly hair up top? That's

00:30:56.259 --> 00:30:59.099
not a bad guess to start. Ivan Barberchev? Well,

00:30:59.180 --> 00:31:03.910
we know that he's in the Pacific. He's... 30,

00:31:03.970 --> 00:31:07.130
31 years old -ish. So early 30s or 30s. He's

00:31:07.130 --> 00:31:10.809
not Russian. He's not a center. And his number's

00:31:10.809 --> 00:31:21.650
45 or below. Let's pull that up again. Ooh, is

00:31:21.650 --> 00:31:23.529
that like a Matty Benier? No, he's not that old.

00:31:23.569 --> 00:31:30.569
Never mind. I'd say he's too young still. Is

00:31:30.569 --> 00:31:33.000
that like a... It's like a Jordan Eberle, isn't

00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:42.640
it? No. So he's American. Eberle, I think, is

00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:46.559
Canadian. Yeah, Eberle's Canadian. Obviously,

00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:49.380
he's not a goaltender, so... I think Eberle might

00:31:49.380 --> 00:31:52.359
be a little bit older than 30, 31, too. So he's

00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:55.980
either a defenseman or a winger. And then, numbers

00:31:55.980 --> 00:31:59.759
31 or below... I'm just trying to guess a random

00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:03.890
defenseman on... A Western team? Or a Pacific

00:32:03.890 --> 00:32:12.569
team? Let's go for like a... Like an Evan Bouchard.

00:32:14.349 --> 00:32:18.150
I think he's Canadian, isn't he? But at least

00:32:18.150 --> 00:32:21.569
we can narrow it down between winger and... That's

00:32:21.569 --> 00:32:33.380
a winger. He is Canadian. His number is somewhere

00:32:33.380 --> 00:32:37.440
from about 6 to 30. That's his journey number.

00:32:40.559 --> 00:32:46.160
And I'm in Vegas, Vancouver, or Edmonton. Seattle,

00:32:46.339 --> 00:32:51.279
Wigners. Again, I don't know much about Seattle.

00:32:51.859 --> 00:33:05.059
I wish I did, but I don't. L .A., could that

00:33:05.059 --> 00:33:11.079
be like a Kevin Fiala? Has he been over in L

00:33:11.079 --> 00:33:19.359
.A. still? I think he is. Oh, it is L .A. Let's

00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:24.599
go. L .A., he's a left winger. He's a check.

00:33:26.079 --> 00:33:28.180
It's a very normal name. I'm not expecting him

00:33:28.180 --> 00:33:36.230
to be great. It's not like a Kopitar, is it?

00:33:36.849 --> 00:33:39.069
No, because he's... Kopitar's the center. He's

00:33:39.069 --> 00:33:42.369
also, like, Slovenian. Slovakian. I think Slovenian.

00:33:42.450 --> 00:33:45.009
Whatever. Either way, it doesn't fit the American.

00:33:45.390 --> 00:33:50.349
And Presley's too old. Gotcha. Too old and centerman.

00:33:50.670 --> 00:33:57.910
How about, like, um... A Philip Deneau? Is he

00:33:57.910 --> 00:34:04.480
still there? Let's find out. He is still there.

00:34:04.539 --> 00:34:11.199
Okay. Can you bring up the... So 30 or 31 years

00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:13.900
of age. I'm trying to think. Okay. Oh, no. I

00:34:13.900 --> 00:34:20.219
think Mikey Anderson's too young. I'm pretty

00:34:20.219 --> 00:34:23.679
sure Mikey Anderson's too young. It's a guess.

00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.380
I also think he might be a defenseman, but...

00:34:28.380 --> 00:34:32.599
Romy, do you have anything to add? It's not Mikey

00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:35.550
Anderson. Romeo, do you have anything? No? Because

00:34:35.550 --> 00:34:42.409
he didn't know what we were talking about. L

00:34:42.409 --> 00:34:45.849
.A. Wingers. He's a left winger, specifically.

00:34:48.309 --> 00:34:51.349
I know it's not Byfield. I know that. Arbertson's

00:34:51.349 --> 00:34:56.750
not American, though, right? No. I'm trying to

00:34:56.750 --> 00:34:58.110
think of guys that would have went over there.

00:34:58.409 --> 00:35:00.989
I know Fogle was over there. I just can't remember.

00:35:02.319 --> 00:35:06.119
I don't think his age is going to be... I mean,

00:35:06.179 --> 00:35:08.000
he was an overage of the year, but he won the

00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:12.280
cup in the year, right? He was in 2021? That

00:35:12.280 --> 00:35:14.780
was eight years ago? So I put him at 29 right

00:35:14.780 --> 00:35:19.320
now? So yeah, it can't be him. That's not a bad

00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:24.019
guess. Because that's what was throwing me, was

00:35:24.019 --> 00:35:33.469
the age for him. I knew he was LA. You guys can

00:35:33.469 --> 00:35:35.070
hear the panting. Yes, we do have a visitor here

00:35:35.070 --> 00:35:39.949
today. Should be one week and one week only.

00:35:45.269 --> 00:35:48.389
It's not like... Kim Atkinson played for what,

00:35:48.409 --> 00:35:51.289
Tampa this year, didn't he? Yeah, he never...

00:35:51.289 --> 00:35:54.610
JVR, I think, is still over in Boston. Yeah,

00:35:54.610 --> 00:35:57.269
both of me and Reem strikes are East Coast, so...

00:36:07.369 --> 00:36:11.329
They just added somebody like this last offseason.

00:36:15.170 --> 00:36:22.269
Oh, is it? No, PLD's in Washington. Who went

00:36:22.269 --> 00:36:28.150
over to LA in the PLD trade? I don't know. I

00:36:28.150 --> 00:36:30.429
don't know the LA team, but that's the thing.

00:36:30.670 --> 00:36:33.349
Oh, man. Who went over there in the PLD trade?

00:36:33.530 --> 00:36:42.949
I feel like it's that guy. Adrian Kempe? Adrian

00:36:42.949 --> 00:36:48.769
Kempe? Maybe? No, Kempe was there before PLD

00:36:48.769 --> 00:36:51.230
was there. That's the thing. Still, it could

00:36:51.230 --> 00:37:00.289
be Adrian Kempe. No, my God. He's Swedish, too.

00:37:00.369 --> 00:37:03.550
I did not know that. Okay, so his jersey number

00:37:03.550 --> 00:37:12.480
is 10 -11 -12? Uh, Kopitar's 11. So it's either

00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:16.400
10 or 12. Maybe even as high as 13. I can't remember

00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:20.420
what the handicap is on the jersey number. I

00:37:20.420 --> 00:37:24.300
think it's within like 3 or 4. So yeah, it's

00:37:24.300 --> 00:37:36.519
either 10, 10, 12, 13. I want to say Arvidsson

00:37:36.519 --> 00:37:39.460
is 10. I think Arvidsson's like 36 or something.

00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:45.219
33. Something like that. 30s. He's on 30s. So

00:37:45.219 --> 00:37:49.079
he's not going to matter. Who is it? No, we already

00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:50.920
said Mikey Anderson. It's not Brendan Lemieux

00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.739
because he went over to Philly, didn't he? Good

00:37:54.739 --> 00:38:00.039
spot for him. Who the hell wears number 10 over

00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:10.349
there? I feel like I can see you. Josh Archibald's

00:38:10.349 --> 00:38:14.789
in... No, Philly, right? Archibald. I have no

00:38:14.789 --> 00:38:19.309
idea where he is now. If this was about nine

00:38:19.309 --> 00:38:22.070
years ago, you could say Marty Furk. Oh, what

00:38:22.070 --> 00:38:38.460
the furk? No, Charlie Brown didn't play hockey.

00:38:40.320 --> 00:38:45.119
Come on, Trebek. I mean, he didn't even kick

00:38:45.119 --> 00:38:48.900
football. Well, the dumb bitch kept moving. He's

00:38:48.900 --> 00:38:51.159
probably one of the rookies or something. That's

00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:59.840
our last guess at it. Quinn Byfield. I mean,

00:38:59.880 --> 00:39:02.619
that's the best guess I have, but his age is

00:39:02.619 --> 00:39:06.989
also way too young. Way too young. numbers way

00:39:06.989 --> 00:39:12.650
too high. Who were the three? Because I know

00:39:12.650 --> 00:39:15.269
LA broke a record for the first time having an

00:39:15.269 --> 00:39:18.530
all -black line. They were called the Black Aces.

00:39:18.630 --> 00:39:21.610
It was Quentin Byfield. Who were the other two,

00:39:21.630 --> 00:39:49.630
though? Neither do I. Trevor Moore. Okay. Yep.

00:39:49.730 --> 00:39:51.449
I don't think I would have gotten that. Nope.

00:39:51.510 --> 00:39:53.809
Not at all. Alright, let's redeem ourselves with

00:39:53.809 --> 00:39:59.750
some Puck Doku. Oh! So going across from the

00:39:59.750 --> 00:40:02.889
columns, it's got Columbus, Edmonton, Minnesota.

00:40:03.800 --> 00:40:09.559
And for the Rose, it's Florida, Philly, and the

00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:12.920
SHL. Which I believe is the Swedish league? Yeah.

00:40:14.900 --> 00:40:17.119
Maybe just try to get some Swedes for Minnesota

00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:21.980
Edmonton. And the first Swede that comes to mind

00:40:21.980 --> 00:40:24.880
for Minnesota is Zuccarello. Yeah. That's the

00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.300
first Swede that comes to mind for there. But

00:40:26.300 --> 00:40:29.500
did he play in the SHL? I thought he came right

00:40:29.500 --> 00:40:38.289
over to... Right over to the show. Where from?

00:40:39.429 --> 00:40:42.929
Did he come over from the Swedish league? I'm

00:40:42.929 --> 00:40:49.789
not sure. I'm sorry. I'm trying to keep up with

00:40:49.789 --> 00:40:55.230
the Memorial Cup. No, you're good. I can get

00:40:55.230 --> 00:41:01.190
us a score update here. 4 -0 still. End of the

00:41:01.190 --> 00:41:08.199
second period. Two from Markey. The SHL is what's

00:41:08.199 --> 00:41:11.219
going to... Yeah, so let's try to get the rest

00:41:11.219 --> 00:41:14.139
of the board cleared out here. So, Bobrovsky

00:41:14.139 --> 00:41:21.300
for Florida Columbus. Cam Mack. Well, the Bob

00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:27.179
can do Florida Philly. That's just a Cam Atkinson

00:41:27.179 --> 00:41:30.139
for Philly Columbus. For Philly Columbus. Okay,

00:41:30.139 --> 00:41:42.519
so... Yager can't fit anywhere. He's played for

00:41:42.519 --> 00:41:54.860
Florida and Philly. Florida and Edmonton. Corey

00:41:54.860 --> 00:42:01.059
Perry didn't play for Philly, did he? No. Eric

00:42:01.059 --> 00:42:08.809
Stalk do Minnesota -Florida. Yeah. Well, he can

00:42:08.809 --> 00:42:12.670
do Minnesota -Philly too, right? Not only Mark.

00:42:12.989 --> 00:42:16.909
Mark played for Philly. But Mark didn't play

00:42:16.909 --> 00:42:29.449
for Minnesota, so we can't use him. Cam Talbot

00:42:29.449 --> 00:42:33.230
-Philly. Philly -Edmonton. Or Philly -Minnesota.

00:42:33.570 --> 00:42:36.090
So we can put him in the back pocket for the

00:42:36.090 --> 00:42:38.840
Philly row. depending on what we do for the other

00:42:38.840 --> 00:42:46.440
one. Yeah. Okay. For some reason, Florida Edmonton,

00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:48.820
like, Ole Jokinen is popping in my head, because

00:42:48.820 --> 00:42:51.420
I know he was kind of a journeyman, bounced around

00:42:51.420 --> 00:42:57.719
a couple different places. Cody Cece. Has he

00:42:57.719 --> 00:43:00.059
played in Florida? I know he hasn't played for

00:43:00.059 --> 00:43:02.420
Philly, but has he played for Florida? I'm not

00:43:02.420 --> 00:43:08.679
confident enough to put it. All right. Let's

00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:11.619
see, there's OEL, who's done Arizona, Vancouver,

00:43:12.280 --> 00:43:24.320
Florida, Toronto. Alex Tuck has done Minnesota,

00:43:24.579 --> 00:43:31.440
Vegas, Buffalo. I'm just trying to think of players

00:43:31.440 --> 00:43:33.840
that are current that have been, you know, kind

00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:37.079
of bounced around between teams here. Neil Yakupov,

00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:40.320
did he spend some time in Philly before he called

00:43:40.320 --> 00:43:44.280
it a career? He didn't have much of a career.

00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:48.099
That's only a downfall. He didn't make much of

00:43:48.099 --> 00:43:53.019
an impact. Which one do we think will be harder

00:43:53.019 --> 00:44:09.150
to get? Edmonton or Philly, Minnesota? That's

00:44:09.150 --> 00:44:15.769
the thing. Mike Smith. Did he play for Philly?

00:44:16.050 --> 00:44:20.909
For some reason, he just came to mind. Calgary,

00:44:21.170 --> 00:44:25.650
Edmonton, Arizona are the three I know for sure.

00:44:35.030 --> 00:44:38.889
Joel Eriksson has only been... Minnesota, right?

00:44:39.010 --> 00:44:47.690
I'm pretty sure. I should have a manager here

00:44:47.690 --> 00:44:50.170
because he knows a lot about Swedish hockey.

00:44:50.409 --> 00:44:57.349
A lot about Swedish hockey. Obviously he's Swedish,

00:44:57.429 --> 00:44:59.329
but that's besides the point. What is Jesse Poyarvi's

00:44:59.329 --> 00:45:04.769
nationality? Is he Swedish? Well, he's played

00:45:04.769 --> 00:45:07.820
for Edmonton, Pittsburgh. Where is he now? Who

00:45:07.820 --> 00:45:19.079
picked him up? I have no idea. Oh, boy. Keith

00:45:19.079 --> 00:45:26.000
Vandell? Where's he been? Philly, Florida. I

00:45:26.000 --> 00:45:35.480
think that's it. Yager can't go anywhere. Can't

00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:38.119
go anywhere outside of Philly. Marcus Foligno

00:45:38.119 --> 00:45:42.920
has been Minnesota. Is that it? Yeah, because

00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:47.880
Nick has been Columbus, Boston, Toronto, Chicago.

00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:55.420
In that order. Did Josh Archibald play for Philly?

00:46:03.420 --> 00:46:07.699
Oh, um... Mike Rupp, did he end up playing for

00:46:07.699 --> 00:46:10.780
Philly? That's why I've been trying. I think

00:46:10.780 --> 00:46:14.780
he did. Because he did Minnesota. I just can't

00:46:14.780 --> 00:46:16.659
remember. I think he did play for Philly. So

00:46:16.659 --> 00:46:19.920
I'll take the blame if it's not. I think for

00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:22.579
some reason he was coming up too. I just couldn't

00:46:22.579 --> 00:46:25.760
remember if he played for Philly. He did not.

00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:31.960
I know he's played for most of the Metro. All

00:46:31.960 --> 00:46:34.639
right, well, let's do... Because I think we are

00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:38.960
struggling to get Philly, Minnesota. So let's

00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:42.639
put Cam Talbot there. And we'll figure out for

00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:52.880
Philly, Edmonton. Okay. Taylor Hall has only

00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:59.519
done Edmonton, Buffalo, Jersey, Arizona, Boston,

00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:04.710
and now Carolina. Say only then. We just listed

00:47:04.710 --> 00:47:10.989
off six teams. Well, it could be like Alex Kochenyuk

00:47:10.989 --> 00:47:16.670
paid for or been on, what, 14 teams? Yeah. What

00:47:16.670 --> 00:47:20.289
about like a Mason Marchment? Where is he? Florida,

00:47:20.570 --> 00:47:24.829
Dallas. Florida, Dallas. Is that it? Yeah. I'm

00:47:24.829 --> 00:47:28.030
trying to think of my former otters here. Former

00:47:28.030 --> 00:47:31.230
otters or former penguins. I only have three

00:47:31.230 --> 00:47:34.920
NHL. NHL -worthy jerseys up, and that's David,

00:47:35.179 --> 00:47:37.199
Crosby, and DeForey. Did Mark Reckie ever play

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:43.139
for Edmonton? I don't think so. I think he mostly

00:47:43.139 --> 00:47:53.760
stayed out east in the Eastern Conference. James

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:59.159
Neal. I don't think he played for Philly. I think

00:47:59.159 --> 00:48:04.039
he played for Florida. Did he play for Philly?

00:48:04.380 --> 00:48:06.719
In the last two or three years of his career,

00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:09.900
he jumped around a whole bunch. I know he didn't

00:48:09.900 --> 00:48:16.280
play for Philly. After he left Edmonton, I know

00:48:16.280 --> 00:48:17.920
he jumped around. I think even after he left

00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:23.519
Nashville, he jumped around. I know he played

00:48:23.519 --> 00:48:27.539
for Vegas for a little bit. The Blues, Edmonton.

00:48:29.099 --> 00:48:30.800
Now he jumped around a couple different guys.

00:48:33.739 --> 00:48:37.179
Jeff Carter's only been Philly, Columbus, LA,

00:48:37.380 --> 00:48:45.099
Pittsburgh. Josh Archibald isn't a bad guess

00:48:45.099 --> 00:48:48.019
for Philly and Minton. We're struggling anyway.

00:48:48.039 --> 00:48:49.900
I doubt we're going to finish off the Swedish

00:48:49.900 --> 00:48:55.940
line anyway. No, okay. I have three shots up

00:48:55.940 --> 00:49:09.829
anyway. Go for Zuccarello on SHL Minnesota. Oh,

00:49:09.949 --> 00:49:13.550
okay. I knew he was Swedish, I knew that. I know,

00:49:13.610 --> 00:49:15.289
because Lundqvist is too, and I know they were

00:49:15.289 --> 00:49:17.929
like best friends. They were buddy -buddy. That's

00:49:17.929 --> 00:49:19.369
like something they shared, and they were literally

00:49:19.369 --> 00:49:29.750
brothers. I legit want to, seriously want to

00:49:29.750 --> 00:49:32.730
text my manager, hey, what Swedish players are

00:49:32.730 --> 00:49:34.130
on Columbus that have played for the schedule?

00:49:34.429 --> 00:49:44.659
Kind of thing. Oh, um... Why are you so mad?

00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:47.619
It's only game. Rizgolov? Rizgolov. I know he

00:49:47.619 --> 00:49:50.199
played Philly. I know he played Florida. Did

00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:54.559
he play Edmonton? Fine. We got another guesses,

00:49:54.639 --> 00:50:00.039
so I say let's go for it. I just drew a bank

00:50:00.039 --> 00:50:06.579
on his name again. Ilya. Ilya Rizgolov. Fuck

00:50:06.579 --> 00:50:11.139
it. Oh! What a fucking snipe. That's fucking...

00:50:11.210 --> 00:50:16.489
Go, baby. What a fucking shot. All right, let's

00:50:16.489 --> 00:50:22.289
try to get that top, that panther. Oh, man. I

00:50:22.289 --> 00:50:24.269
feel like I know that one. Yeah, I feel like

00:50:24.269 --> 00:50:26.449
this might have been the easiest one so far,

00:50:26.469 --> 00:50:30.150
and we're going to miss it. Evander Kane, no.

00:50:32.050 --> 00:50:42.280
Corey Perry, we said no. Yager, no. I don't think

00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:44.280
Yari Curry would have played long enough to have

00:50:44.280 --> 00:50:49.800
the Panthers in the league yet. Messier, obviously,

00:50:49.860 --> 00:50:56.300
like a no. My best guess is like an Ole Okunin.

00:50:57.159 --> 00:50:59.340
But I don't think he played for Edmonton, but

00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:09.519
it's a guess. O -L -L -I. There you go. No, Edmonton,

00:51:09.539 --> 00:51:13.400
okay. All right, we got six. So, Ryan Whitney.

00:51:13.659 --> 00:51:18.599
UC Yokanen. UC Yokanen. God damn it. Jesse Pooley

00:51:18.599 --> 00:51:22.320
-Arvey is now in Florida. Dukestad. Derek Sard,

00:51:22.380 --> 00:51:26.480
Ray Whitney. Alan Montoya. Martin Gelinas. Sergei

00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:34.739
Samsonov. Just to name a few. Damn. Matias Anacom.

00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:37.480
Swedish, okay, I didn't know that. Victor Arvidsson,

00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:40.219
somebody we said earlier. Linus Olmark. Larson.

00:51:41.139 --> 00:51:44.260
Oscar Kleffbaum. Matias Janmark. Double S is

00:51:44.260 --> 00:51:50.039
Swedish, yeah. And Alex Wenberg. William fucking

00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:53.840
Carlson, man. Emil Bemstrom. You know, funny

00:51:53.840 --> 00:51:57.300
enough, I even have Emil's fucking signature

00:51:57.300 --> 00:52:00.340
right here. Look at that. Look at that. Maybe

00:52:00.340 --> 00:52:03.280
that was a sign. No pun intended. Maybe that

00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:08.880
was a sign. Jesus Christ. Let's go over three.

00:52:08.920 --> 00:52:12.239
Let's try the pyramid. Might as well. Fucking

00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:16.380
bird. Here. No. No, no, no, no. No, no. Oh, fuck

00:52:16.380 --> 00:52:22.500
that. No. Oh, no. What did I do? What did I do?

00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:24.960
No, no. We didn't see that. No, we didn't see

00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:29.079
that. No, no, no. Supposed to be a junior and

00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:32.659
there was fucking 12 squares. 16. 16. 16. So

00:52:32.659 --> 00:52:36.360
any goalie that has ever had a 90 % save percentage

00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:41.940
in his career. Well, the top one will save for

00:52:41.940 --> 00:52:45.920
Patrick Watt. Yeah, for sure. So let's go like

00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:53.900
Tristan Jari. I don't think he's been that bad.

00:52:53.920 --> 00:53:02.579
He'll be below 90%. Yeah, okay. 100 wins. Let's

00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:05.559
do like a 100 run quiz or something. No, save

00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:12.510
for the 50 playoff game wins. And let's do Fleury.

00:53:15.570 --> 00:53:20.570
Um, Carey Price. Does he have 50 plus payoffs

00:53:20.570 --> 00:53:23.889
for our games? I mean, yeah, because he was on

00:53:23.889 --> 00:53:26.949
the bubble team, wasn't he? Yeah, but... I mean,

00:53:27.010 --> 00:53:30.250
they made the playoffs enough. They may have

00:53:30.250 --> 00:53:32.789
never made deep runs. I feel like he has to have

00:53:32.789 --> 00:53:34.349
deep runs. I almost typed Montreal for that.

00:53:39.590 --> 00:53:42.980
Yep, okay, so now... Let's use a lifeline here.

00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:46.400
Yep, get lifeline. We know the last one. Let's

00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:50.940
do 50 -50. Plug it. It's gotta be Jose Theodore.

00:53:51.500 --> 00:53:57.039
Yeah, okay. And then Patrick Waugh. Easy. There,

00:53:57.059 --> 00:54:01.280
we kind of redeemed ourselves. Imagine an X.

00:54:01.900 --> 00:54:04.199
There you go. Patrick Waugh. 0 -3, right? Yep.

00:54:04.699 --> 00:54:07.559
Yeah, alright. We redeemed ourselves. Yeah. That

00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:10.679
was easy, alright. We wouldn't want to attempt

00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:13.559
that, Junior. Fuck it. Let's see if we can get

00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:14.920
something here. All right, so across the top

00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:17.079
we have the four teams in the Memorial Cup final.

00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:19.579
Not the final, but the Memorial Cup. London Knights,

00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.920
Rimouski, Medicine Hat, and what's the fourth

00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:25.739
one? Moncton and then Medicine Hat. And then

00:54:25.739 --> 00:54:27.360
down to the sides for the Groves, we have 50

00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:29.800
goals in their NHL career, 100 games played in

00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.340
their NHL career, they played in the AHL, and

00:54:32.340 --> 00:54:34.900
where's the Stanley Cup winner? London Stanley

00:54:34.900 --> 00:54:37.619
Cup winner, Corey Perry? Yep. I was going to

00:54:37.619 --> 00:54:39.920
do Matthew Kuchuk, but Corey Perry... Yeah, Kuchuk

00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:44.659
works too. Well, we can do Kuchuk anywhere, minus...

00:54:44.659 --> 00:54:47.500
Oh, we can do anyone anywhere, pretty much, for

00:54:47.500 --> 00:54:54.960
London. So we'll do... Corey Perry for that one.

00:54:55.480 --> 00:55:02.900
And we'll do... For the AHL, we can do Conor

00:55:02.900 --> 00:55:13.480
McMichael for AHL London. Yeah. Mitchell Larner,

00:55:13.659 --> 00:55:21.400
and then Connor McMichael. Ramuski, 50 goals.

00:55:21.659 --> 00:55:23.980
Has Alexey Laferney hit 50 goals yet? I feel

00:55:23.980 --> 00:55:32.639
like he had to. He has to. No. That's Sid, right?

00:55:33.019 --> 00:55:36.320
Let me stand for winner, Ramuski, for Sid. Yeah.

00:55:36.400 --> 00:55:38.360
No, that's what I have up there. Oh, okay, yes,

00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:42.849
yes, yes, that's it. So 50 goals. Rimouski has

00:55:42.849 --> 00:55:45.730
to be like Alexei Lafrenier. I feel like he has

00:55:45.730 --> 00:55:49.750
to have 50 goals at least by now. Alright, I'm

00:55:49.750 --> 00:55:54.630
done. I can't tell you anybody that's played

00:55:54.630 --> 00:56:00.610
for Moncton or Medicine Hat. Those are the only

00:56:00.610 --> 00:56:05.070
two I honestly don't know. I feel like we need

00:56:05.070 --> 00:56:07.869
one more for Rimouski. Who is some of Sid's teammates

00:56:07.869 --> 00:56:15.579
in that team? You're barking up the wrong tree,

00:56:15.639 --> 00:56:23.780
Eric. Yeah, I got nothing. Ready? I'm gonna just

00:56:23.780 --> 00:56:34.840
pop open this sparkling water. All right. I swear

00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.000
to God, if one of them actually fucking hits,

00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:44.440
I'm gonna shit myself. Okay, we did nothing for

00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:53.280
100 games. Liam O 'Brien. Big Tuna. Ben McCabe.

00:56:53.360 --> 00:56:55.820
Brad Marshawn played for Moncton. Good to know.

00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:59.079
Oh, this is Rimouski still. Well, yeah, Marshawn

00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:03.840
right there for Moncton. Oh, oh, oh. Cory Crawford,

00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:07.780
Ivan Barbershop, Johnny Oduya, David Savard.

00:57:08.219 --> 00:57:12.500
Oh, a couple names out there. There's fucking

00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:16.719
J. Boatmeister. Tyler Ennis. J. Boatmeister,

00:57:16.800 --> 00:57:21.320
Darren Helm, Chris Osgood, Rob Niedermeyer, Laney

00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:26.599
McDonald. Tyler Ennis, Jason Chimera. Brian McCabe.

00:57:27.460 --> 00:57:32.539
Craig fucking Berube, man. Yeah, I wouldn't have

00:57:32.539 --> 00:57:38.880
known any of this shit. Yeah, absolutely. Not

00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:47.039
horrible, but... Yeah, I'm sorry. Absolutely

00:57:47.039 --> 00:57:54.880
the fuck not. The last little mini... Here's

00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:58.599
one thing Colin sent. Chris Noblock joins Toe

00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:01.699
Blake, Tommy Ivan, Scotty Bowman, Jimmy Skinner,

00:58:01.719 --> 00:58:05.380
Mike Sullivan, and Punch Imlock as the only coaches

00:58:05.380 --> 00:58:07.719
to ever make the Stanley Cup Final in their first

00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:10.800
two seasons as a head coach. So hell yeah, Chris.

00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:20.769
How do I do, Chris? Hell yeah, Borger. What else?

00:58:20.809 --> 00:58:24.570
The Alex Ovechkin retirement scare that apparently

00:58:24.570 --> 00:58:26.969
was rumored around, but saying he's going to

00:58:26.969 --> 00:58:29.150
be doing at least one more year after that is

00:58:29.150 --> 00:58:32.730
unknown? Yeah, they definitely got you when he

00:58:32.730 --> 00:58:35.750
was retiring. No, ESPN just sent out an article.

00:58:49.739 --> 00:58:52.699
Corey Perry, after this playoffs, he has now

00:58:52.699 --> 00:58:56.059
the most playoff games played from active players

00:58:56.059 --> 00:59:00.179
with 227. More than every single franchise since

00:59:00.179 --> 00:59:04.320
the year 2000. And now Yarmir Yager has had a

00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:08.139
teammate play in the Stanley Cup Final for 45

00:59:08.139 --> 00:59:11.300
consecutive years, dating all the way back to

00:59:11.300 --> 00:59:17.530
1980 with Brian Trashier. 2022 is kind of a write

00:59:17.530 --> 00:59:19.590
-in because him and Andre Pavard kind of played

00:59:19.590 --> 00:59:23.469
together in the Olympics. So that one's kind

00:59:23.469 --> 00:59:28.869
of a write -in. The last thing we want to discuss

00:59:28.869 --> 00:59:31.989
here, a couple of us have discussed this before,

00:59:32.050 --> 00:59:33.590
me and Colin did. The only answer we haven't

00:59:33.590 --> 00:59:36.750
heard yet is Jeffy's answer to this one. Bardown

00:59:36.750 --> 00:59:39.210
sent out this tweet or this thing on their social

00:59:39.210 --> 00:59:42.489
medias that said you have $15 to create a super

00:59:42.489 --> 00:59:46.010
team. where you get your normal lineup of one

00:59:46.010 --> 00:59:48.909
center, two wingers, and two defensemen. For

00:59:48.909 --> 00:59:52.170
$5 going across from center to two defensemen,

00:59:52.190 --> 00:59:54.969
you've got Conor McDavid, Nikita Kucherov, David

00:59:54.969 --> 00:59:58.789
Pasternak, Calum Carter, and Quinn Hughes. $4,

00:59:58.849 --> 01:00:01.909
you've got Nathan McKinnon, Kaprizov, Mikko Rantanen,

01:00:02.030 --> 01:00:05.730
Zach Borensky, and Evan Bouchard. Then $3, you've

01:00:05.730 --> 01:00:08.070
got Leon Dreisaitl, Mitch Marner, Matt Kachuk,

01:00:08.250 --> 01:00:11.980
Victor Hedman, Adam Fox. $2, you got Austin Matthews,

01:00:11.980 --> 01:00:14.980
Kyle Conner, Alex Ovechkin, Rasmus Dahlin, and

01:00:14.980 --> 01:00:18.480
Josh Morrissey. $1, you got Sid the Kid, or Sid

01:00:18.480 --> 01:00:20.980
the Middle -Aged Man, Clayton Keller, Willie

01:00:20.980 --> 01:00:26.900
Nylander, Jakob Slavin, and Lane Hudson. My original

01:00:26.900 --> 01:00:31.920
build was Cal McCarr, McKinnon, Hedman, Kyle

01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:36.099
Conner, and Clayton Keller. And then mine changed

01:00:36.099 --> 01:00:38.880
up because apparently I didn't do math there

01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:45.960
at the time. is Sadakuchi Ovi. Then I have Wierenski

01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:49.460
and Fox. Originally, I had McCart, but he would

01:00:49.460 --> 01:00:55.099
have put me over, so I'll do the Wierenski. Looking

01:00:55.099 --> 01:01:00.139
at this now, going back at it, I mean, I think

01:01:00.139 --> 01:01:04.239
Matthews at $2 is a steal. But again, if you

01:01:04.239 --> 01:01:06.219
want playoff performers, you've got to go with

01:01:06.219 --> 01:01:07.619
somebody like McKinnon, who actually knows how

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:10.179
to show up. No matter what time it is. That's

01:01:10.179 --> 01:01:12.699
why I took McKinnon. I was going to say, Sid

01:01:12.699 --> 01:01:15.659
has done it all. Sid has done it all. He's up

01:01:15.659 --> 01:01:19.920
there. If I'm going to NHL 25 and I'm doing a

01:01:19.920 --> 01:01:22.880
one -year sim, I'm probably taking Sid. But if

01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:24.579
we're saying, hey, this is going to be my lineup

01:01:24.579 --> 01:01:26.800
for the next couple years, I'm going to go with

01:01:26.800 --> 01:01:30.000
Nick McKinnon. I'm sorry. Taking Sidney Crosby

01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:34.320
for a dollar. It's a fucking steal. It's more

01:01:34.320 --> 01:01:36.480
than that. It's a steal and a half. I'm sorry.

01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:42.099
I don't care if Sid is 26 or 36. He's been performing

01:01:42.099 --> 01:01:45.460
the same, barring injuries and everything, he's

01:01:45.460 --> 01:01:47.099
been performing the same since... Who did you

01:01:47.099 --> 01:01:50.920
say you said? Sid, Cooch, Ovi, Wierenski? Wierenski

01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:54.940
and Fox. Wierenski's a good offensive defenseman.

01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:57.699
He's obviously not the number one. I mean, he's

01:01:57.699 --> 01:02:00.940
been competing for the top three all season.

01:02:01.340 --> 01:02:03.260
Like, this season was really a breakout year

01:02:03.260 --> 01:02:07.039
on a pretty mid -Columbus team. Yeah, I mean,

01:02:07.059 --> 01:02:09.260
for me, regardless, if I take McKinnon, then

01:02:09.260 --> 01:02:10.820
obviously I would take Keller, but if I take

01:02:10.820 --> 01:02:12.760
Crosby, then I'm going to go up and take Capriza

01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:15.500
instead of Keller. So it's interchangeable for

01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:17.780
those two, but I don't think you can change my

01:02:17.780 --> 01:02:23.639
mind on the last three being Hedman, Conner,

01:02:23.639 --> 01:02:26.170
and Keller. Yeah, I was kind of... Or sorry,

01:02:26.230 --> 01:02:28.230
Makar. Makar, I'm taking Makar any day of the

01:02:28.230 --> 01:02:29.889
week. I mean, he's the best defenseman in the

01:02:29.889 --> 01:02:31.489
league, and he's going to be that for quite some

01:02:31.489 --> 01:02:33.750
time. I was going to say, my forward core is

01:02:33.750 --> 01:02:35.710
pretty locked. It's my defense. I can kind of

01:02:35.710 --> 01:02:40.489
bump around. I can do the Fox -Renske duo. I

01:02:40.489 --> 01:02:43.650
can do the Dahlian -Quinn -Hughes duo. I can

01:02:43.650 --> 01:02:47.289
do the Saban -Quinn -Hughes duo. It all can change.

01:02:47.389 --> 01:02:49.550
I can even bump down to where it's the Makar

01:02:49.550 --> 01:02:54.420
-Morrissey duo. For me, I can kind of interchange

01:02:54.420 --> 01:02:58.539
that defensive pairings notes to whatever. When

01:02:58.539 --> 01:03:00.380
you really look and you're like, oh, I can get

01:03:00.380 --> 01:03:01.420
Sid for a dollar. Yeah, but you're going to say,

01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:05.739
oh, McKinnon's there. It's tough to come up with

01:03:05.739 --> 01:03:10.400
a discreet answer. For my centers, I was going

01:03:10.400 --> 01:03:13.559
always back and forth between Sid and Crosby.

01:03:13.699 --> 01:03:16.980
I was going back and forth between Sid and McKinnon.

01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:20.480
Obviously, it's just more dependent on my leaners.

01:03:21.420 --> 01:03:24.760
I think my original team, I did. I was making

01:03:24.760 --> 01:03:26.960
a second one because I wasn't sure who I was

01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:30.039
going to officially go with. I pretty much have

01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:32.619
the same. I have four that are the same. Three

01:03:32.619 --> 01:03:34.239
that are definitely the same. But like I said,

01:03:34.380 --> 01:03:37.260
if I'm going for just like a one -year sim on

01:03:37.260 --> 01:03:40.300
NHL 25, I'm taking Sid over McKinnon. But if

01:03:40.300 --> 01:03:42.780
I'm going for like, I want this to be my lineup

01:03:42.780 --> 01:03:45.000
for the next upcoming couple years, then I'm

01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:46.119
going to go with McKinnon. Because I feel like

01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:48.480
you're definitely going to get more years out

01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:50.659
of McKinnon for the next few than you will Crosby.

01:03:50.969 --> 01:03:54.130
Because I think what my lineup I initially did,

01:03:54.170 --> 01:03:57.309
just because I was going back and forth, I did

01:03:57.309 --> 01:04:03.429
Sid, Ovi, Kucherov, and then Darlene and Makar

01:04:03.429 --> 01:04:08.389
for my defensemen. I guess my biggest thing is

01:04:08.389 --> 01:04:10.489
when we're creating a super team, we're obviously

01:04:10.489 --> 01:04:14.210
assuming, number one, the set players are in

01:04:14.210 --> 01:04:17.769
their prime, and number two, injuries aren't

01:04:17.769 --> 01:04:20.340
a thing. Injuries are turned off in this game.

01:04:20.780 --> 01:04:24.380
That's kind of where I was looking at. That's

01:04:24.380 --> 01:04:32.480
kind of where my approach was. Game 7, what lineup

01:04:32.480 --> 01:04:39.460
are you setting out there? You're 5 -5. In game

01:04:39.460 --> 01:04:45.300
7, you're double overtime. Which five skaters

01:04:45.300 --> 01:04:47.909
are you entrusting? to get that game -winning

01:04:47.909 --> 01:04:51.690
goal, that club clinching goal. If that's the

01:04:51.690 --> 01:04:54.510
case, I'm saying that's where I say Sid Keller.

01:04:54.949 --> 01:05:02.309
Sorry, that's Sid Keller. I lost my train of

01:05:02.309 --> 01:05:04.050
thought. I forgot. I want to see where I went

01:05:04.050 --> 01:05:12.590
after that. Where the hell did I go? Sid, maybe

01:05:12.590 --> 01:05:16.800
Kyle Conner, Rantanen, maybe. And then Makar

01:05:16.800 --> 01:05:21.119
and Morrissey. He was actually my, was going

01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:24.019
to be my third choice for a defenseman if I didn't

01:05:24.019 --> 01:05:29.360
end up going with, Darlene was Morrissey. But

01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:32.619
yeah, it was, it really more than, the wingers

01:05:32.619 --> 01:05:35.260
were like where I was kind of going back and

01:05:35.260 --> 01:05:37.900
forth on. Like it was going to determine what

01:05:37.900 --> 01:05:41.099
my list was, but I ended up going with that first

01:05:41.099 --> 01:05:47.889
one. All right, well, do we have anything else?

01:05:49.110 --> 01:05:52.670
Just scrolling through our chats here to see

01:05:52.670 --> 01:05:56.809
if there is anything. Oh, the official 2026 Olympic

01:05:56.809 --> 01:06:01.389
groups are for the men's hockey tournament is

01:06:01.389 --> 01:06:05.289
officially announced. In group A, we have Team

01:06:05.289 --> 01:06:09.030
Canada, Czechia, Switzerland, and newly appointed

01:06:09.030 --> 01:06:13.369
France taking over the whole. Team Russia thing,

01:06:13.449 --> 01:06:15.530
which that's something I kind of want to ask

01:06:15.530 --> 01:06:18.769
you guys here in a second. In Group B, we have

01:06:18.769 --> 01:06:24.469
Finland, Sweden, Slovakia, Italy. Team Italy,

01:06:24.610 --> 01:06:27.929
I am so fucking sorry. You got three very tough

01:06:27.929 --> 01:06:31.909
teams in Finland, Sweden, and Slovakia. If you

01:06:31.909 --> 01:06:34.690
can even squeeze a point out of any of those

01:06:34.690 --> 01:06:37.849
teams, I call that a win. I'm not saying you're

01:06:37.849 --> 01:06:41.539
a bad team. Okay, I kind of have to say you're

01:06:41.539 --> 01:06:44.179
a bad team because I don't know any true good

01:06:44.179 --> 01:06:48.099
Italian players in the league right now. And

01:06:48.099 --> 01:06:53.059
then Group C, United States, Germany, Latvia,

01:06:53.099 --> 01:06:55.639
and Denmark. Which I don't want to shit talk

01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:58.340
Latvia or Denmark because obviously Denmark upset

01:06:58.340 --> 01:07:01.619
Team Canada this past year. Latvia upset Canada

01:07:01.619 --> 01:07:04.139
in the juniors last year, wasn't it? Yeah. So

01:07:04.139 --> 01:07:08.989
I don't want to knock those two teams. At all.

01:07:09.070 --> 01:07:11.050
They're going to be tough competition. It's going

01:07:11.050 --> 01:07:13.289
to be close games. I think, personally, the United

01:07:13.289 --> 01:07:15.250
States is going to be the clear -cut number one.

01:07:15.969 --> 01:07:18.650
Germany, just right there. Knocking on their

01:07:18.650 --> 01:07:20.869
back door. That's the thing, something we didn't

01:07:20.869 --> 01:07:24.010
mention. USA finally won their first double IHF

01:07:24.010 --> 01:07:25.329
World Championship for the first time in, what,

01:07:25.349 --> 01:07:28.929
95 years? 92. 92, something like that. And I

01:07:28.929 --> 01:07:30.449
posted about that on Twitter, and I had some

01:07:30.449 --> 01:07:33.559
clown... at reply me and was like, oh, it took

01:07:33.559 --> 01:07:36.019
you 92 years to win a dry -ass tournament. I

01:07:36.019 --> 01:07:38.239
said, you lost to Denmark, shut up. And he didn't

01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:42.380
say when after that. So, how do we feel about

01:07:42.380 --> 01:07:45.880
Russia not being able to compete? I'm still...

01:07:45.880 --> 01:07:49.500
And not seeing, for the last time, Ovi and Vasily.

01:07:49.500 --> 01:07:51.079
I mean, I don't think that's my place to say.

01:07:51.219 --> 01:07:54.179
Well, not being able to see players like Ovechkin

01:07:54.179 --> 01:07:57.659
and Volkin and Vasilevsky and Kucherov. all on

01:07:57.659 --> 01:08:00.239
the same team, all these big Russian stars. We

01:08:00.239 --> 01:08:04.780
see it on a day -to -day basis in the NHL, not

01:08:04.780 --> 01:08:07.579
being able to compete together for a girl, Golda.

01:08:07.599 --> 01:08:11.980
Like, I get why they're doing it, but it just

01:08:11.980 --> 01:08:15.340
sucks for these players. I think it stinks because,

01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:19.340
like what Colin said, we don't get to see it.

01:08:19.340 --> 01:08:20.899
What do you think would be a one -two punch?

01:08:21.659 --> 01:08:24.420
for goaltenders, like, Sterkin and Vassie. Yeah.

01:08:25.840 --> 01:08:29.039
Like, who's ever hotter in the moment? You can

01:08:29.039 --> 01:08:31.319
even have, like, a third backup as, like, an

01:08:31.319 --> 01:08:34.000
Ilya Sorokin can be, like, a third, like, a backup.

01:08:34.279 --> 01:08:37.039
So, there's this person that I've kind of, you

01:08:37.039 --> 01:08:39.800
know, befriended on Twitter who, ironically,

01:08:39.939 --> 01:08:43.180
is a London Knights fan. And I saw somewhere

01:08:43.180 --> 01:08:44.800
out there that she posted about... Is that her

01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:46.800
name, Olivia, right? Yeah, exactly. I thought,

01:08:46.960 --> 01:08:50.270
I... Shout out to Olivia. You're probably not

01:08:50.270 --> 01:08:51.949
listening to my shout out to Olivia. Yeah, like,

01:08:52.010 --> 01:08:54.890
you're one of the very few Naughty Night fans

01:08:54.890 --> 01:08:56.850
I actually respect. But that's besides the point.

01:08:56.989 --> 01:09:00.149
I saw that, you know, there's a Russian woman,

01:09:00.350 --> 01:09:03.789
like a woman Russian figure skater that's going

01:09:03.789 --> 01:09:07.409
in independent. You know, just on her own. She's

01:09:07.409 --> 01:09:09.729
not representing Russia. She's not representing

01:09:09.729 --> 01:09:13.090
anybody. She's just going in, competing for herself.

01:09:13.949 --> 01:09:15.590
Which I think is good for her. The Olympics?

01:09:15.810 --> 01:09:18.050
Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool. They improved her

01:09:18.050 --> 01:09:20.789
because it's a solo thing. It's not a team thing,

01:09:20.869 --> 01:09:23.909
which, I mean, good for her for being able to

01:09:23.909 --> 01:09:29.170
do it, but my thing is make it consistent. If

01:09:29.170 --> 01:09:32.510
no Russian athletes can compete, no Russian athletes

01:09:32.510 --> 01:09:37.989
can compete. It's not my place to get into politics

01:09:37.989 --> 01:09:39.810
and everything going on over there between them

01:09:39.810 --> 01:09:42.029
and whatever is going on on that side of the

01:09:42.029 --> 01:09:44.529
world. That is far out of my business to discuss

01:09:44.529 --> 01:09:46.970
that side of it. Not being able to see these

01:09:46.970 --> 01:09:50.189
players, all these big players that you're playing

01:09:50.189 --> 01:09:53.569
right now. Imagine a first line of Ovi, Malkin,

01:09:53.569 --> 01:09:59.130
and Kucherov. You got the shot in Ovi. You got

01:09:59.130 --> 01:10:04.609
the handles in Kuch. And he got Malkin. Just

01:10:04.609 --> 01:10:08.649
don't piss him off. To this day, man, if you

01:10:08.649 --> 01:10:12.069
piss him off, his speed increases 50%, 100%.

01:10:12.069 --> 01:10:15.130
Oh, no. You piss him off? I feel like Ovi is

01:10:15.130 --> 01:10:19.569
the Malkin whisperer. He knows. They have him

01:10:19.569 --> 01:10:21.909
speak in the foreign tongue, but he's the Ovi

01:10:21.909 --> 01:10:24.710
whisperer. You know about their beef they had

01:10:24.710 --> 01:10:27.109
way back then. Yeah. When they were both young,

01:10:27.170 --> 01:10:30.970
up and coming. I think Malkin's agent threw something

01:10:30.970 --> 01:10:33.189
at Ovi or something or vice versa. They got into

01:10:33.189 --> 01:10:36.189
it and that caused them to have this whole turmoil.

01:10:36.350 --> 01:10:37.949
Then I think he's at the one all -star game they

01:10:37.949 --> 01:10:42.109
helped each other out with a funny shootout goal

01:10:42.109 --> 01:10:44.409
or something to show the world, hey, we don't

01:10:44.409 --> 01:10:48.609
hate each other. It was Malkin helping Ovi. He

01:10:48.609 --> 01:10:51.810
gave him a Hawaiian wreath to wear while he took

01:10:51.810 --> 01:10:53.989
his shot or something along those lines. He gave

01:10:53.989 --> 01:10:55.989
him a jersey to put on. I don't remember exactly

01:10:55.989 --> 01:10:59.699
what it was. Yeah, it was pretty much like this

01:10:59.699 --> 01:11:01.920
thing to show the whole world, hey, we don't

01:11:01.920 --> 01:11:03.340
actually hate each other, which behind the scenes

01:11:03.340 --> 01:11:06.659
they probably still kind of did. But this is

01:11:06.659 --> 01:11:08.800
more or less to get the spotlight off of them,

01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:10.680
like, hey, we don't hate each other, actually.

01:11:12.340 --> 01:11:15.439
But, yeah. Yeah, that's not really the only,

01:11:15.579 --> 01:11:18.279
like, outside of, like, the political world.

01:11:18.539 --> 01:11:21.300
But I think it's just unfortunate we don't get

01:11:21.300 --> 01:11:26.550
to see, once again, like... The big Russian stars

01:11:26.550 --> 01:11:30.609
of the NHL get to play in that. Just to name

01:11:30.609 --> 01:11:33.789
a couple other ones. Artemi Panarin, Vladimir

01:11:33.789 --> 01:11:36.590
Tarasenko. Why did I say it like that? Tarasenko.

01:11:36.810 --> 01:11:38.989
Don't try that again. Pavel Buchnevich, Andrei

01:11:38.989 --> 01:11:42.210
Svechnikov, Evgeny Dadunov, Dmitry Orlov, Mikhail

01:11:42.210 --> 01:11:44.529
Sergachev. You can have him reuniting with Kucherov

01:11:44.529 --> 01:11:47.689
over there. Kirill Marchenko, Andrei Kuzmenko.

01:11:50.829 --> 01:11:54.819
Dmitry Voronkov, Alexander Romanov. Yeah, some

01:11:54.819 --> 01:11:56.439
of the up -and -coming younger guys, like Pavel

01:11:56.439 --> 01:11:59.800
Minchikov. Anyone that has the last name ending

01:11:59.800 --> 01:12:02.960
with Av, pretty much. The Russian connection

01:12:02.960 --> 01:12:04.880
back, the Detroit Red Wings, the Russian Five,

01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:06.399
or, you know, the Russian connection with...

01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:12.680
Here you go, here you go. Off of YouTube. Bucket

01:12:12.680 --> 01:12:16.380
hats. Bucket hats and shades. Glasses, wipe them

01:12:16.380 --> 01:12:21.220
off, give them some Gatorade. That's a weird

01:12:21.220 --> 01:12:25.100
scene. I'll be with the A and not the C. And

01:12:25.100 --> 01:12:28.979
two sticks. Malkin's stick and Ovi's stick. He

01:12:28.979 --> 01:12:33.079
tosses one of them. He tosses the right -handed

01:12:33.079 --> 01:12:39.619
stick and shoots with his off -hand. That Russian

01:12:39.619 --> 01:12:43.619
team could be absolutely filthy. Just one last

01:12:43.619 --> 01:12:45.600
thing. I think we talked about this briefly,

01:12:45.600 --> 01:12:48.000
but I want to get your guys' full, in -depth

01:12:48.000 --> 01:12:50.779
opinions on this. The two mock trades that I

01:12:50.779 --> 01:12:53.659
saw. involving the Toronto Maple Leafs and the

01:12:53.659 --> 01:12:56.939
Pittsburgh Penguins. One of them being, to the

01:12:56.939 --> 01:12:59.859
Toronto Maple Leafs, Eric Carlson with us retaining

01:12:59.859 --> 01:13:02.819
50 % of his contract. Oh, yeah. And coming to

01:13:02.819 --> 01:13:05.520
Pittsburgh, Morgan Riley, David Kampf, and a

01:13:05.520 --> 01:13:09.859
second -round pick. Again, it's just the contract

01:13:09.859 --> 01:13:13.520
that we're getting. Like, Morgan Riley's contract.

01:13:14.279 --> 01:13:19.159
That's the thing that... Yeah. No, like, if we're

01:13:19.159 --> 01:13:22.789
retaining... Half of Carlson's contract. That's

01:13:22.789 --> 01:13:26.930
heftier. So either give up all of Carlson's contract,

01:13:27.029 --> 01:13:31.770
or at least retain maybe 25%, but also get another

01:13:31.770 --> 01:13:36.329
draft pick in return for that. Yeah, that was

01:13:36.329 --> 01:13:40.010
my only issue with that one. It's mainly the...

01:13:40.390 --> 01:13:43.710
How much they're retaining on Carlson. This is

01:13:43.710 --> 01:13:45.789
the one that I really did like. To Toronto, yeah.

01:13:45.890 --> 01:13:48.569
Ricard Raquel, Noel Achari, Vasily Potomrov in

01:13:48.569 --> 01:13:50.850
a second -round pick. Coming to Pittsburgh, Matthew

01:13:50.850 --> 01:13:52.970
Nyes, Nick Robertson in a fourth -round pick.

01:13:54.069 --> 01:13:58.510
That one I like. Nope. No? Nope. I like him.

01:13:58.590 --> 01:14:02.890
I would honestly replace Raquel with Russ. With

01:14:02.890 --> 01:14:07.489
Brian Rust? Nope. Still no? Hey, let's trade

01:14:07.489 --> 01:14:11.739
to Roca. Oh, wait. Hey, why not mark his pet?

01:14:11.840 --> 01:14:16.260
Oh, wait. Hey, how about John Murray? Oh, wait.

01:14:19.300 --> 01:14:22.359
Who'd be getting back in that Pedersen card?

01:14:22.500 --> 01:14:25.000
Wasn't it Luke Shen came over in that deal, I

01:14:25.000 --> 01:14:29.520
think? No. No, Luke Shen was from Nashville.

01:14:30.220 --> 01:14:32.180
Yeah, we immediately sent him over to Winnipeg,

01:14:32.180 --> 01:14:35.359
yeah. And then Pedersen went to Vancouver. I

01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:37.560
know, but Pedersen, who came over from that?

01:14:37.619 --> 01:14:39.060
I don't remember. Pedersen and Conrad trade.

01:14:43.500 --> 01:14:47.239
something to waste your guys' time for two more

01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:53.699
minutes here. Oh, sorry, we got back Heinen and

01:14:53.699 --> 01:14:55.260
Desjardins, who was the other one we ended up

01:14:55.260 --> 01:14:58.340
sending back out. I think he played four games

01:14:58.340 --> 01:15:00.439
for us, so Penguins Legend, Vinny Desjardins.

01:15:02.159 --> 01:15:04.659
But yeah, I think that just about does it. Just

01:15:04.659 --> 01:15:06.920
a heads up to you guys, I think next episode

01:15:06.920 --> 01:15:11.909
is going to be the Season 5 finale. That's insane.

01:15:12.050 --> 01:15:17.510
Season 5 finale. Absolutely insane. Five seasons

01:15:17.510 --> 01:15:22.750
into it already. Five seasons in the books. It

01:15:22.750 --> 01:15:24.449
feels like we just started the season here. We're

01:15:24.449 --> 01:15:29.149
about to wrap season 5 up already. Be on the

01:15:29.149 --> 01:15:30.989
lookout for that. We're not quite sure. It all

01:15:30.989 --> 01:15:32.829
depends on how these Stanley Cup finals go. If

01:15:32.829 --> 01:15:35.550
we end up recording the night of the 15th or

01:15:35.550 --> 01:15:37.449
if we push it back one more week to the night

01:15:37.449 --> 01:15:40.920
of the 22nd. So we might have two weeks up here.

01:15:40.960 --> 01:15:42.960
We might have one week up here. We might have

01:15:42.960 --> 01:15:47.199
two weeks up here. TBA, TBD. Three weeks until

01:15:47.199 --> 01:15:48.899
you guys get the finale might be two weeks. So

01:15:48.899 --> 01:15:51.220
again, it all depends. If somehow these Stanley

01:15:51.220 --> 01:15:53.539
Cup finals end in five games, which how good

01:15:53.539 --> 01:15:54.840
these two teams are, I don't think it's going

01:15:54.840 --> 01:15:58.300
to be five games. I didn't think either one of

01:15:58.300 --> 01:15:59.720
the conference finals were going to be five games,

01:15:59.800 --> 01:16:03.560
and they both ended up ending in five. But yeah,

01:16:03.579 --> 01:16:05.659
we will find out. We will hopefully, regardless,

01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:07.199
we will see you guys one more time before the

01:16:07.199 --> 01:16:09.840
end of the month and to end off the season. And

01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:12.899
maybe at some point, again, middle of the offseason,

01:16:13.000 --> 01:16:16.399
we'll do a quick free agency recap, which we've

01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:18.399
done, I think, once or twice in these first couple

01:16:18.399 --> 01:16:20.779
seasons here. But no promises on that. But we'll

01:16:20.779 --> 01:16:23.140
have more information for you on that come the

01:16:23.140 --> 01:16:24.760
final episode here in the next couple weeks.

01:16:25.300 --> 01:16:27.340
But thank you guys for an awesome season. Again,

01:16:27.380 --> 01:16:29.060
we'll give you more of an sincere one at the

01:16:29.060 --> 01:16:32.800
end of the next episode. But we'll see you guys

01:16:32.800 --> 01:16:37.960
then. Until then, keep it real. See ya. Bye.