Alright everybody welcome back to your now bi-weekly episode of the Buckpuster
podcast where we talk about anything and everything hockey. My name is Kyle
surrounded by my four co-hosts. How's it going? Did we hope neighbor Enos? Take a
guess who that was. I mean it's obviously Colin he's just like he's just quiet as a
church house beyond that. Colin yeah Colin's definitely the quietest one in the studio.
Yeah. So is it me or Colin? Is it me or Ethan? Who's the close second?
That's like saying Bobo's the only virgin in the studio. Wow thanks. Thanks for throwing me on the spot.
I'm here. I'm just here so I won't be fined.
Who said that? Was it Lynch? Okay I thought so yeah. Yeah.
Good news from the surgeon. I should be off my crutches in a couple weeks.
Fuck yeah dude. Just grow some balls and just walk on it now. I mean that's what I did earlier.
You missed me earlier. I was in my boot walking around the basement. Yeah I missed you with every shot so far.
Yeah I know. So yeah he said I was. If you get that reference thank you.
But yeah jumping right into some odders news I think since the last recording we are now three
and one since last recording. Nice. Beating London Knights in a shootout last weekend.
Unbelievable hockey game man. I think my voice still hasn't recovered from it.
I know it took mine almost a week. Unbelievable. One thing we gotta say Charlie Burns welcome to the flagship city man.
Welcome to Harry Charlie man. Oh my god. Feel the bong. Dude he fucking.
That overtime save that two on L at he dove across the crease to save. I think you robbed Bonk wasn't it. Yeah.
Was it Julian? No it was Bonk. Was it Bonk that he robbed you? Either way not to be punny or anything
but I think we all kind of went bonkers off it after that. Oh and so I was listening to the game.
Obviously we're living rent free in Charlie Bonk's head. We're making him go bonkers if you didn't see his recent interview
in the most recent Erie London Yandah happened Friday night in London.
Let's just say we're living rent. Basically we live rent London lives rent free in the heads of Erie fans.
I think we're living rent free in little Ollie Bonk's hands over there. Hands. Hands. Yeah.
I think tiny little hands. Yeah it was. Oh really. Amazing we scored what three goals in the first 10 minutes
or whatever. Yeah. And started you know typical second period orders start to fall apart a little bit
and I don't know what the hell we were doing in the third period there because I was just constant
dumping chase the whole period. I mean it worked. It worked. It tired them out. They tied it up with
what like a minute and a half. As Erie fans I think we got to be honest and we have we hit that
feeling hits and you're like fuck here we go again son of a bitch. Yeah because immediately
because London called time out immediately when they were getting ready to pull. Yeah they pulled
Wilmore and then give him credit to Wilmore still played an unbelievable game too. It was able to
recover recover from giving up those three goals right off the bat and kind of say it's moved
sail the rest of the way. They scored with a minute 19. If I'm doing my mouth right it was 1841 of
the third. The gentleman in front of us Anthony I think he said his name was. Yeah. Don't he listens
but if you do welcome. I know he had even said he goes first start first home start sell out crowd
on a Saturday night against your rivalry. I think I think it's a little written there. I think there
might be something in the script in our favor there. But I mean I'll take it any day of the week
man that was. I think I don't think you could have written something like that. You could not have
written something better. I think I had said to him like if I was in Charlie Burns skates at that
moment I would be shitting bricks. Oh God you're not only going up against the number one team in
the league the hottest team in the league. At the point at the time they're on a 14 game for 15 game
point streak and they're still on a point streak to this day I think. They still are. They have the
number one power play at the number one P.K. they have the number one offense in the entirety and
they were. At that point they just lost their win streak the previous night to what Peter
Brown. Peter Brown went to shoot out as well. Yeah and Norton's coming into you know the EIA pissed off
and like I would be shitting bricks too. Like I think I was kind of shitting bricks in the
fucking stance and I'm not gonna lie to you. I kind of was. And then got it got us riled up at the
except those three first excuse me three first period goals which I think we were all utterly
shocked that that happened. We were absolutely fucking lit and hyped up like. We were all just
like I feel like that was a huge weight off our shoulders. Like you can tell that the building
after like after the halfway mark of the first was just like the mood changed we're all happy
we're all we are all amped to be there. Yeah welcome welcome to the team Charlie Burns it's
all we gotta say man. And then the Kitchener game. Let's talk about the Kitchener game last night.
I was just gonna quickly mention literally the next game Charlie Burns gets his first career
OHS shut out in the school they game against. Well Storm. Another. So we got to give the kids a
show there that was pretty pretty awesome. And another another tough divisional rival. Like
they're not they were really good just this week against the division rivals like. Yeah they did.
Yeah they just going against London. I said again I mean even even the game Friday night.
We'll talk about Jacob Gibbons coming up here in a second his for his first I think huge start
first rival big rivalry start Friday night in London. I don't think he did that badly for as
hot as London still is and as good of a team as London. If we take out the first time yeah
I said first 10 minutes like he and then that if you're a goaltender 10 the goal moment that he had
in the second period Steve Dankle would be screaming his head off right now. I said that I
was like that's like the only like real moment he had all game for almost all the goals other
goals one and had in that game were nice goals. Yes except for that one where he just he kind of
had a little oh and then immediately in the third then that's when he finally yeah. Last
night February 3rd against Kitchener for you guys had been two nights ago by the time we're
listening to this when it goes live on Monday but Saturday night against Kitchener in Erie
unbelievable game. Now by both by Jacob by the Otters offense again exploding for three goals
in the first what five minutes of this one first Jesus yeah first two shots went in.
I didn't have time to lean over these guys and ask who the first goal was going to go in before
the light goes on and everybody's just like all right for me I guess. I think both those shots
are just cheeky shots. Very lucky and no problem in getting there very lucky bounces. So Kato was
below the goal line when he's so did it hit like crossbar or did it hit the goalie and go.
It just squeezed behind. I don't know who the starting goalie was. It was like Malboor. Yeah
when I think of when I think of like cheeky or easy when I think of like cheeky shots it either
like hits off the goal post and it bounces off the goalie or first two shots of the game within
a minute and a half and then scored a third by the seventh shot and only got pulled and they threw
in now Mr. Parsons. Yeah. His first his first shot he faced when it was so full four first period
goals from the audience. We don't see that often. Parsons I mean honestly that first goal scored
against Kerry's first goal. It was a beautiful snipe. Like I can't really blame Parsons.
That was Kerry's second. Kerry scored the third the third that the first goalie let in.
Did he? Yeah. Kerry scored two goals in more than 27 seconds. 30 seconds. Yeah.
He scored the first shot after Parsons came in. I'm pretty pretty positive. Yeah. So maybe I
shouldn't get some tickets. You're right. You're right. You ought to be doing this good without me
getting without me having to get some tickets. Maybe I should just keep that train rolling.
Save me money. Yeah. Kerry's first goal came you know just over 10 minutes and
or with about nine minutes left. Kitchener's sole goal was like like a third of the way through
the second or something like that. It was a beautiful goal too. So you can't really blame
gamey on that one. Yeah. 13 58 left in that. And the best part about it the post game interview
and then the sound bites that the others do with the you know a bunch of different players
and coaches at the end like post game about time everybody leaves the arena. He just stayed humble
the whole time. Like he took no credibility. He's like the team stepped up for me on this one.
They play. They made my team. My team made it. He made it super easy for me tonight.
This was Gibby. Oh, Gibby. Gibby started last night and just just staying super humble about
the whole time like not you know off same and you know fancy can't be cocky when you're now
what one in seven one in eight season one seven one but I was close. I said one seven. Yeah.
Yeah. It's first one of the season and unbelievable one again against a big big rival
who's on who's currently second second division what fifth in the league. I think so can you guys
possibly see Yuri going far in the playoffs this year. They keep out the I don't know if I'll say
far but the spot is possible in the playoffs at least they're going to give us at least in the
first round they're going to give a fighting chance. No, I don't know if we keep playing the way we
have been. I don't think a fifth place spot is out of the question. Well, I know. I don't think so.
I don't think it is and that we end up playing the fourth seed and we have a chance to do something
in the first round as of recording right now. They're only one point behind sixth place. Oh and
sound right as of right now. They can I call it said if we win tomorrow will be one point out of
fifth right. Yeah. So I assume on February 5th they win against barrier. The stands will be one
eight London's sagging us. So Kitchener, Guelph, Yuri, Owen, Sam and Fitts. Okay. Give a shout out to
Saginaw and Nolan, former out of Nolan lawn too. He's on a like in his 12th since skin trade over
to Sam. He's on a 12 consecutive win for Saginaw right now. Just as a just starting.
So he just needed to change his scenery. Yeah. As much as should we just talk to
him. It's still London. Like we said what now an 18 game point streak 19 game point streak.
Yeah. Well, I mean you guys even said he needed to change the scenery. When was this earlier
early this year? He got traded like after like three or four starts. Yeah. You guys were like
all he needs is a change of scenery and he'll be ready to go. Yeah. I think we all said we all
agreed on that too. Looking at the standings right now, depending on how the others play again
the month of February is a tough month. Tough month. You know, we just came off a, you know,
three night three game stand. We have one more later on this month. So, you know, depending
how we do, if you finish above 500, we can play anybody it's named Saginaw, Sewell or Kitchener.
Because those are two, three, four. I think we only have one more game against London. It's at home.
Yeah. That's right. We have one. Two and no at home right now. So, I said one more
against London. They just had their last road game up in London. But still, still three and two
on the season against London. I'll take it. I mean, regardless we're going to finish split with them.
I'll take it better than we've done in the plenty of the years past. Yeah. Yeah. Except the 2017
playoffs. Fuck you London. Yeah. Look at the schedule. The big games, you know, we have two more games
against Guelph. Both one at Guelph in the 16th and one at home in the 24th. We have one more game
against London, which is March 13th, March 13th, which is Wednesday. And two more games against
Owen Sand, which is the ninth and 10th, the back to back home game stand. And then the season
finale on the March 23rd against none other than Kitchener. I mean, we're sitting at 50 points right
now and still have what, 18, 19 games to go. I don't think 65, 70 points is out of the question.
No. No. Again, I really don't think it is. And I'm going to keep saying this until this month of
February is over. It all depends on how well we play during this month. If we finish over 500,
we have a damn good chance of going for number five. Yeah. We really do. And just like how tight
the Western Conference is. Especially the bottom four. I've always kissed like looking at the
OHL. I've kind of very similar to how the East is and just the East in general, the NHL, like it's
always a tight, like it's unpredictable really. Yeah. Looking at the status, you know, one through
four are in a league of their own because you know, four is out of the question. Would it be nice to
go on this absolute miracle run? Yeah. But it's not going to happen. Let's be honest. Yeah. One
through four is in the league of their own miracles happen. Look at 1980, but yeah. Yeah. Five
through nine is in a league of their own. Obviously, they're all juggling around and then
Windsor. I'm sorry Windsor, but they've turned around from that like what three and 20 started
they had. Yeah. But they start off horrible. They're completely, they're not going to be,
they're nowhere in contention. They only have 32 points. I'm sorry, but they went from being
the number one seed and then was it in the league last year or just in the West? They were first in
the West. First in the West. Okay. Let me check the, but either way, like that. I'm sorry. There's
no chance, chance on teams like Windsor or Niagara make it. Yeah. They were first in the West and
then they were, didn't they win it all last year? No. Windsor got swept in the first round by the
eighth seed by Kitchener. Oh shit. Yeah. That was right. The first time in OHL history that that
has happened and then they were third. Oh, I know. Cause London wasn't, well, London was number
one in the West two years ago, right? But they get swept though. They lost. They lost in seven.
But no, I think they were the seven seed. But London was the second seed and lost to Windsor,
who was the seventh or Kitchener, who was the seventh. So Kitchener is known for upsetting
the top teams. So, but either way, fuck you London. So let's just hope that it doesn't end
up being like Erie and seventh and Kitchener and second, cause then we might be in trouble.
But hey, maybe we'll pull, maybe we'll pull the kitchen. Hold on. Unless if Erie comes out,
like they did last night with a fire under the warrants and Stan Butler breathing down their
necks, you know, even being up four to nothing, five to one, like you saw Stan screaming at those
officials last night, even being being six to one, I can still say that that game was fucking
horrible again for officiating. Absolutely horrible. It was a king officiating game. Oh yeah, of course.
I'm not getting to that. I'm sorry. Not on, not on air. Horrible officiating yet again. But
I think that's enough rambling, rambling of the orders as much as I love talking about them.
Well, pass this over to Jeffy, finish off the OHL, the news for us here.
Okay. Going back on January 21st, Maddo drew back of the Brantford Bulldogs, played in his
100th OHL game and becomes the Bulldogs winning his cold tender with 56 wins against Mississauga.
Then on January 25th, Brad Horner of the Ottawa 67s gets his first career goal versus the Peter
Probe Peats. And then in that same game, Eden Young of the Peter Probe Peats gets his first
career goal against the 67s. Then on January 26th, Matthew Sado of the Kings and Frontenac gets his
100th career OHL point off of Ajica Batuga goal. And then Kyle Downey of the Kings and Frontenac
gets his first career shutout against the Niagara Ice Dog. For Marado, let's go, Kyle.
I don't like Kyle. You know, I gotta apologize. I don't know if I said this on there, but like,
I was pissed that Kyle Downey earlier in the season and I was highly doubtful of Charity Burns.
But now seeing the success of both goal tenders and their respective teams.
It was a good call. Yeah. Yeah. At the time, I didn't get it, but now I do. Who's with
Kallit with now again? He's Kingston. He was with Wolfram Rubella. He started a game in
area. Yeah, he started when they returned when Gwalf came in earlier in the season.
So then they, Kingston picked them up. Like every, this Kingston playing area the rest of this year.
So is there a chance we see him? Is there a chance we see him? Yes. I don't think we've played
Kingston yet this year. At least not in area. So we would have what? Two games? Yeah, we have two
games, one in area on Sunday the 25th and one in Kingston on Friday, March 3rd. I might be able to,
sorry, I might be able to go to the game on the 25th. I should be off of crutches. So back to back
games against them? Or do we have a game in between? We have a game between Thursday to 29th in Peterborough.
See the legit night before we've been Kingston and Kingston. So. Gotcha.
And then Dean Locas of the Mississauga Steelheads gets his 50th career OHO gold
versus the Flint Firebirds. Luca Damato scored his 100th career OHO point versus the Erie Otters.
Is that a relation to Danny? Yeah. Yeah. Younger brother.
James. And then Stuart Ruffalo of the Oxford Generals gets his 150th OHO point versus the
Erie Otters. Then head coach Rob Wilson of the Peer Pro Peets gets his 150th OHO win versus the London
Knights. In that same game, goaltender Easton Rye of the Peer Pro Peets gets his first career win
in a 3-2 shootout. So two nights in a row. A first time winner for a rookie gold or at least a goaltender.
You dropped this London. Put me in London since 19. Since 1996. Then on January 27th,
Brad Holner of the Auto 67 gets his first career gold versus the Niagara Ice Dogs. Brett Bresset
of the Erie Otters played in his 150th OHO game versus the London Knights. And as we mentioned
moments ago, Charlie Burns gets his first career OHO win versus the London Knights.
Let's go, Charlie. And then on January 30th, Owen Wilmore of the London Knights gets his
first career shutout in a 4-0 stop in 24 shots in the victory versus the Kitchener Rangers.
And then the London Knights win their 2000th OHO game.
London? Yeah, 2000. I mean, if they're already at 2000, I can't even imagine what teams like
Peterborough or Oshawa are at by now. They're up there. Sorry guys, I dropped my phone.
And then February 1st, Charlie Burns as we mentioned earlier as well gets his first career
OHO shutout in a 3-0 victory stop in 23 shots against Gwealth. Charlie! Charlie, Bill de
Bern. Joe Cadoran of the Peterborough Pets gets his first career OHO point slash goal
versus the Oswald Generals. In that same game, Harrison Froston of the Oswald Generals
in his debut gets his first career OHO goal versus Peterborough. So that's awesome. In his
first game in the OHO and gets his first goal. Hell yeah.
Alex Kajavik, I'm sorry for butchering that of the Sarnia Sting gets his first career OHO goal
versus the Windsor Spitfire. And then Chase Sharp of the Mississauga Steelheads played in his 200th
career OHO game versus the North Bay Battalion. And then on February 2nd,
Rusyn Gazzov of the London Knights with his goal, he hits 50 points for the first time in his
OHO career versus the Irreotters. And then with Sam Mayer's other OHS 67's third period goal,
Columbus Bluejackets prospect Luca Pinelli gets his 150th OHO point versus the Sarnia Sting.
And then Kobe Barlow of the O Insan Attack hits 100 career goals for the first time.
And he joins Kobe Barlow. He was just drafted this past.
I thought we had a Barlow at some point. Nope. I could have sworn I've heard that name
somewhere. The name does sound familiar. I went to school a couple of Barlow's but that's just me.
But he joins Nick Suzuki, Bob Ryan, Joey Henshin, Wes Goldy, Jason McDonald,
Jim Brown and Andrew Brunette as the only players that hit 100 career goals in the sound slash
the platters in their franchise. And as of today's record, on February 3rd,
Alexander Valerius of the Kingston Frontenets gets his first career OHO goal versus Peterborough
Pete's. And then Parker Sennalegrov of the Gwalf Storm gets his first career OHO goal
versus the London Knights. And Ryan Rubrik of the Niagara Ice Dogs gets his first career
hat trick versus the North Bay Battalion. And I do want to shout out to Peterborough Pete's for
donating over $1 million on their hockey fights, cancer games. Without like fans? Just in general?
Just in general selling jerseys and donations? And then from their game, from their jersey
auctions as well. That's insane man. Unbelievable. And one thing that kind of I just came out of
left field within the last week. It was officially announced that as of next season, the 2024-2025
season, Mississauga will be relocating to Branton. Brantford. Which is that was, we saw it coming,
I know like rumors were spreading but it wasn't official but apparently it's official now so.
One thing I do, I've been seeing a lot of, I know partially it's because of their
attendance because they're one of the lowest. Mississauga really? Yeah. Like even some of the
Otters, like some Otters fans that mentioned like even when they take a trip up there, they
think really. And what's surprising, they've been really, they've been good. They're making playoffs
but they're not. Damn. But the thing that I've been seeing a lot of is like
Brantford, this is the fourth time they're having a team. Are we counting the Bulldogs?
Because they're just, I know they're just playing there temporarily. This is Branton.
Yeah, not Brantford. This is Branton. Mississauga's moved to Branton? Yeah. Oh,
I thought they're moving to Brantford. No, they're moving to Branton, which is only 20 minutes from
Mississauga. Okay, I was mistaken. Okay, I thought it was Brantford there moving to. One thing I
do gotta say, like this city has failed now. This will be the fourth attempt, like this will be the
third time with the O.H.L. I'm saying. Well, Atlanta, we want another team, Brantford, hold my beer.
Like, and they've had, they had, they had in the years past the same issues with
attendance from just North Bay was up there. I was saying, well, I was saying, well, I mean, how
small of a city is Brant, if it's big, it's pretty small. Is it like the size of
Eury? Eury is a week. We drove through it on the way up to the HLF, but well,
yeah, right. Yeah, we drove through Mississauga, Brantford, Branton. I do remember that.
I don't remember how big it's not. I thought I would. Would you have driven through Niagara too,
or no? No, not quite. No, not quite. I think we were. Is that like, is that like other side of
Toronto? Well, we, I want to say we drove through like the outside of the outskirts of it, but like,
I'm not even counting that as driving through it. The other one was the Sentinels, obviously now
located in Saginaw, currently their franchise. Okay, gotcha. And then they had an ECHL team,
they got immediately after North Bay left, and then they folded due to the
tenants, but also because of the pandemic kind of screwed them. Hey, O.H.L.,
to us all, favour, instead of relocating to one of your failing cities in Ontario,
move it to a city down south of the border that will do good. Well, for those of you who have a
good idea, it's right across the border from London. It's right across the border from Mississauga.
It's not that far from much, many of your other teams that are located in Southern Ontario.
It's a good idea. Obviously, Buffalo can support it. But if people aren't willing to go out and
support the fucking Sabres out of all teams, you can support an O.H.L. team. As bad as the
Sabres are, almost every time we've been there, they've had a damn good crowd. Yeah, they have.
So I always, every time we've gone to Buffalo, I've had a great time. And that's what Colin was
saying. He's like, you guys have already have a big hockey following. So it'd be kind of cool to
get in there and you have kind of both, both of your teams share that arena where you have the
juniors go in, they play on like a Thursday, they play like Thursday nights just to keep the weekend
reserved for the NHL games, you know, pack the arena Thursday night, raise money just to fund that
team, fund the arena, do every all your advertising and everything. And then all of a sudden you're
like, Oh, we have enough money to support this team. Now we can help each other. And obviously,
being Sabres is already in arena, you don't got to worry about finding an arena, finding somebody
alone. And as tightly backed as Buffalo is people are like, you don't need to worry about
closing off the upper bowl, you're not going to need that many fans for an OHL game. Yeah,
lower bowl is just fine for any OHL arena. You know, I know I think there's only one team in
this league that has two bowls and that's London, but they don't even London and London does and
Hamilton does. I didn't realize. I thought Windsor did too. There's one. I thought Windsor did.
I don't know about Hamilton. I didn't know about Hamilton, though. Jeff, who brought it up.
Yeah, I want to know what's London for sure. Hamilton used to be an AHL. Oh, so that makes sense.
And I think the odd is, I think. The kitchen auditorium might be. I think so. I know that's
I know a lot of players say that's what that's their favorite place to play is the auditorium.
I want I really Budweiser, Garm for London and the odd is probably my two bucket list for the OHL.
Either way, we know all of our bongs least favorite place to play is the EIA apparently.
So, well, either way, it doesn't matter. Like keeping stadium up in or keeping arena up in
Buffalo, their lower bowl is big enough to fit an OHL crowd. Yeah, no, you're not gonna,
you're not gonna have any promise that other than trying to work around that.
Also, they have the suites. They have club levels for the scratch players to go and chill out and
hang out in. Yes, you really are not going to have a problem with filling that arena or having
space to do it. It's just the problem of, you know, trying to work around the sabers of the
NHL schedule or any other schedule conflicts that you know, OHL teams maybe put on average,
maybe playing one home game a week. It wouldn't be that difficult. Yeah.
Yeah. The most I'd see an OHL team play at home in one week is two.
Yeah. Grana, obviously, you've got to work around, you know, any other things like concerts and
the monster truck stuff, the WWE stuff. But realistically, like, you're not going to feel
like that. It's dead. It's empty. You know, at least one or two days out of the week.
Why not make it a busy seven out of seven and, you know, put an OHL team down there?
You're going to have the fan base. You're going to have people come up, come across the border
from Canada, come up from the area. I have no problem with going up to both New York to watch
an OHL game period. It doesn't matter whether the otters are playing or not. I'd be more than happy
to watch an OHL game. I can very easily see them becoming the second favorite OHL team.
Yeah. Honestly. Unless it's Niagara to relocate. Fuck them. I don't think it matters on the team.
I'm more than happy to go see an OHL game up in Buffalo. So why not relocate a team that's
failing in the current market? Because that would make too much fucking sense.
That's right. We know how good the OHL is at making sense.
That's right. Knowledge how eight American teams, eight American base teams,
why make it four to say fucking hates? Why not keep that three with the three of us?
All right. Well, moving on to bigger, better things, the NHL. Might as well kick it off with
good old Puck Dukke. After Puck Dukke, I got a little fun fact about this season regarding
my graduate. Okay. Cool. All right. So going across the talk for the columns, we got the
Islanders, the Capitals and 20 sits in a season going down the side of the rows. We got Florida,
Nashville and Arizona. Oh shit. Corner quest, right? Problem.
Santa Cup, winning years, 15, 16, 16, 17. But it has to be with the team. Did he get,
did he have enough, did he have that many points for them in one season? Player must have been
Oh, when the staff recorded, did he get that, did he play that well for them? Did he get enough
points for them? Well, I don't know, but he definitely would have done it with Nashville.
Right? What about a tech tech, he would fill both categories if he did that well.
What about Matthew Kitchuck for Florida and 20? So it's probably a very high
percentage though. But yeah, okay. Well, it's better than not that one out of the fucking way.
Yeah. All right. Do you have a 5% percent? You can probably go for, for horny then for Nashville.
Patrick Horne, Queen. Okay. 1% down. All right. Arizona, Kessel. Did he have enough,
did he do enough up there? I don't know. On a bum team at Arizona. I'm kind of on the
one for sure, probably Keller. Yeah, Clayton Keller. Clayton, Killehorter.
Simple. All right. Capitals in Arizona. Did Colvachuk ever play for Arizona?
Jersey and that's a Winnipeg franchise in capitals. Are the three teams? I think you
played for the Kings and Devils and Kings. I don't think it's okay. One that I think he
is playing for Washington right now, Craig Smith. Paid for Nashville, paid for Washington.
Yeah. Oh, I thought you're still on the Arizona cap. No, no, no. Craig Smith, Nashville, Washington.
Craig Smithy. That's me. Oh, 4%. Yeah. Okay.
Florida and Washington.
Matt Barzol never played in Florida, did he? No. He's been this whole time in
the aisle. He's been there the whole time. Yeah. Okay. Oh, Bobby Liu. Oh, Florida Islanders.
Oh, Bobby Liu's dropped it by the Islanders.
Nice. Was PK ever in the Islanders? No. He was not.
Florida, Washington. I thought that should be easy. Well, no, never mind. That would have been
done. I was going to say for the Nashville Islanders. I was going to say Nick Bonino, but no.
It's not horrible, I guess. Did Nick Bonino ever play for the Islanders? He's with the Rangers.
He's just not. He's been around. Wrong New York team, but I like to think
Bonino because Bonino's been with them. No, no. He's with Nashville, Vancouver, Pittsburgh,
Rangers, San Jose. He's been around. Fuck, man. Y'all, Y'all are fits for Florida, Washington.
Yeah. Yeah.
37 on the side of the method. Both him and Bobby Liu. Bob 30%.
For the Capitals of Arizona, what about, no, I think he spent his whole time watching. I was
going to say, Lars Eller, Washington, Montreal, Pittsburgh. What about Kemper? Darcy Kemper.
I think he played for Arizona. Yeah. Darcy Kemper. Because that's where he came. That's a good call.
Because that's where he was at before he went to Colorado.
Good call. Okay. The back's hurting, boys. Come on.
Shut the fuck up. Islanders column and then two other teams of Nashville row and Arizona row.
So we need Islanders Nashville and Islanders Arizona.
This is where Derek Brassard is screaming to me. Did he play for Arizona? No, I wanted to say he
played for Nashville. I don't think he played for, I thought so the one night and I was wrong.
Did he play for Arizona? I know he played for the Islanders. I know that for a fact.
But did he play for Arizona?
Didn't know he's been around. Yeah. Mike Smith never played for the Islanders.
Varlamov, I don't think he played for the Coyotes. I know he didn't play for Nashville.
Yeah. Dave Riddick, I don't think he played for the Islanders.
We're gonna get my mind off of Goldie's here.
For, no, no, because, no, never mind. Did Derek Brassard play for Arizona?
I was about to make that.
The Brass Naho or your mom's the whole Islanders brand Naho. The defense Minaho.
No, no.
The Swedish, I think one of them is Swedish and one of them is Finnish, I'm pretty sure.
You don't know which one's which. I'd say Carolina's is Finn.
Carolina's is Finnish? Yeah.
Yeah, because he's Finnish is played with the back of the back of the head.
Yeah, please finish that sentence. I would say I had no idea where that was going.
I agree. I kind of want to agree with Kyle. I'd say Derek Brassard is kind of yelling at me.
He's been, he's more or less, he's played for eight, nine different teams at this point,
but was Arizona one of them? I've, well, Zach was only Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Arizona, right?
I believe so. What about the, what about the guy who's literally been everywhere?
I can never think of anything.
He did not play for the Islanders. He did not play for the Islanders now.
Okay. I think again, Nashville, I think is one of those teams he played, he was
on, in contract with, but never, I don't think he ever played a game for them.
Fuck me.
You said Nick Benino's a no. Did Leonard ever, I know the Islanders here.
No, no. Okay. I knew.
You don't get Bruce Gull, where's he been? Philly, Columbus.
The only one I know is Philly for him. I'm not too familiar with him. Arizona, Edmonton.
Really? Matt Martin, I think has only been Toronto and Islanders.
Go dye your hair.
As much as I hate Matt Martin, that's one of the greatest roasts of all time.
So good. One of the best shirts ever.
That, that one's personal.
You were in the minors longer than me, you dumb fuck.
Go dye your hair.
Oh my god.
It's always the last two.
It's always the last two we struggle with.
No, because I don't think he's ever played for either of these teams.
Who? I mean, it's a guess.
I was going to say Freddie Anderson.
No, no.
No.
I didn't think so.
For any of these teams.
I think because we have like three goalies up there, we're trying to get our,
we have two goalies up there, trying to get our mind off of goalies.
But the entire Bessard is, oh my god.
Did he play for Arizona?
Do you want to send it?
You bet as well.
I'm not confident. I feel like that should be like, if we can get Nashville and the Islanders,
and that'll be like a last resort guess.
I'm telling you, I call him, I think he's only played for Edmonton and Nashville.
EOC's obviously only been up there.
Weber's only been with FV Montreal and Nashville.
Pull YARVEY?
Pull YARVEY's been with any of those guys, I don't think.
I thought he was with Nashville for a while.
No.
He's with Edmonton and then Edmonton and Carolina for like 20 games.
Which is nearly acquired by the Penguins.
Pull YARVEY, let's fucking go.
Man.
Trying to think of like players that were a penguin for a very short amount of time
and bounced around.
Tanner Pearson, I don't think he's played any of these teams though.
Marcel Gotch.
Gotch could possibly be for Nashville Islanders.
I think Gotch came over in the Nealtrade.
Yeah.
Which would have sent him from Nashville to Pittsburgh.
But I don't know if he plays for the Islanders.
Brandon Morrow was only.
We're all in the Volcun play.
I know he played for the Islanders.
I sound pretty sure.
You said Volcun.
Thomas Volcun.
I think we're stuck.
We just got to send.
I think we have to send Bressard at this point.
Send Bressard for Phoenix or Arizona and Rangers or Islanders.
Jesus.
Just take Bressard.
I don't think so.
Oh, shit.
Oh, good clutch.
I thought.
Good fucking clutch.
That's what the least confident guess I've had in the history of us doing this.
Good fucking clutch.
I said, I'm going to help you.
Once you brought him off of me.
I said, no, he's been to like eight different teams at this point.
I said, that's the least confident guess I've had since we started doing this.
So do we think there's another goalie here with Nash?
No.
I was thinking like,
I kind of have that same thought, but I don't know.
It's either that or maybe like a way.
Because both Islanders, I mean, the partners haven't gone through that many goals.
They've had Rene, Sarros, but who was Rene's backup before Sarros?
I don't know if I could fucking tell.
I can't.
I can't answer that one.
Because even they're back up right now.
Is Riddick still over there right now?
I think, I want to say it's Dave Riddick still.
I couldn't tell you that.
My guts yelling me, Tomas Valkuva.
Yeah.
I might have to agree with that.
I don't think he played for Nashville.
I would have been more confident with Arizona, but
I'm sorry, it still is there.
Oh my god.
Again, the people who are listening, they're probably saying,
it's this player you can't go home.
There's definitely people screaming into their phone right now.
It's this guy!
Hi, like, um, um, um.
Okay, go back in time and tweet at us right now in real time.
It says person you fucking idiots.
Oh, I got to train about that.
Oh my god.
Watch it be somebody like really fucking obvious too.
Like Sidney Crosby obvious.
I'm not saying it'd be him, but like somebody as obvious as Crosby would be.
If Sidney Crosby were to pop up for that, I'd be like, no.
I'd call fucking dude and be like, y'all are high.
I know he is in Nashville right now.
Eric Lindros, I don't know.
I think you play for Downers, but I don't think you play for Nashville.
I mean, obviously the only one I know of, Lindros or on this family.
Mike Pardotto?
Maybe?
No, I don't think so.
I think he only played for Dallas and Detroit.
Right?
I don't think he was around long enough for Nashville to be around.
I'm obviously wearing his jersey right now.
Wear a, I know Nino Neenamirer is with Nashville.
Kearney was with Winnipeg.
Nino Neenamirer?
Yeah.
That might be the one.
Yeah.
I just don't know if he's been.
That might be it.
Or Mike, I'm looking at the back of Jeff's jersey.
I said bossy.
Yeah.
Nino Neenamirer might be hit.
Yeah.
That's like the best guess that I have heard so far.
All right.
Because I know Nashville and Winnipeg send it.
Come on, come on.
Just send it.
Come on.
Oh shit, Jeff.
Let's go dude.
That's two weeks in a row now.
We've got nine out of nine.
That was the best guess.
So it was an obvious one.
Phillip Forsberg.
Yeah.
OK.
Shane Done, Barkov, some of the obvious ones.
What were some other names for that Nashville Islanders one?
Would Vokun have worked?
Oli Yokanan.
Mike Sohinger, the one who played for 11 teams.
Oli Yokanan.
Luke Spisa.
Mark Eaton.
Wow.
I don't see Vokun.
I don't know what that could mean, right?
If Genni and Amash come.
Yeah, I don't think we got away with Vokun there.
So what about some?
Yeah.
Derek Grisar and Andrew Ladd.
Thomas Grice.
Oli Yokanan again.
So we were right to be thinking goalies.
Almond Montoya, Taylor Pratt.
A bunch of other names I have not heard of.
So back to back weeks of nine out of nine was
Desi, a junior on there too.
I think I saw a junior up there.
A Doko junior.
Go back to the main screen.
I was like who the fuck is a junior?
I am so glad I came.
Yeah, I'm happy enough.
Because I didn't know.
Good shit, Jeff.
I did not know.
So the Thrasher's and that's the North Star.
North Star.
It's across the top.
Yeah, we got North Star and Thrasher's down the side.
We got Montreal and Toronto.
Oh, that's one.
Yeah, that's going to be different.
That's going to be tough.
Thrasher's Toronto.
Tima Solani.
You never played for Toronto?
I thought he did.
Timo never did.
Nope.
Yeah, this one.
This is going to be a rough one.
Yeah.
I got nothing for this one.
I thought this was supposed to be the easier one of the two.
Right.
This is supposed to be the warmup.
Oh, yeah.
Nothing for this one, Brad.
Because what's throwing me off is the North Star's in.
So did it have to be for Atlanta?
Or can they probably, if it's showing Atlanta, I'm guessing it has to be for Atlanta.
It can't be Winnipeg.
So I'm guessing it has to be for Atlanta.
I don't know anybody from either of those fucking franchises.
I think like a couple of guys that were there at the end of Atlanta's tenure would have been what?
Vander Cane, Brian Little, Pavlik.
The Gold Tender.
The Vellick, yeah.
Hossa, Big Boss, DePuy.
No, Kane didn't go to Toronto at all.
Vander Cane never did, no.
Yeah, this one.
I think we might have to skip out of this one because I have no idea how to do this one.
I got nothing.
Open summary.
Yeah, neither do I.
Just end it.
Yeah, see what we would have missed.
Colg.
Yeah, the Colg.
When did Cobie Chuck pay up in Montreal?
Chris Czellios.
Colby Armstrong, Mark Recky, Ron Hainsey.
Wow.
Nick Anchorpov.
Oh my god, that's Colby Armstrong again for Toronto.
Atlanta, Zach Bogosian, Ron Hainsey.
Is that Mike Gardner down there?
Bottom left.
Yep, Mike Gardner.
Very.
Dave Murphy.
Yeah, I would not have been helping them almost any of these guys.
No, no, no.
And for Minnesota and Montreal.
Yeah, I wouldn't have gotten it.
Sorry, yeah, hell no.
Hell, it's in the room.
Again.
Wow.
All right, just for the sake of time, I didn't have that many milestones to go over this week,
so I think we're good to just jump into this main topic here.
Can I do my little...
Yeah, anything go with your little fact-y city head.
So, and I just lost it.
Hold on, let me find it real quick.
I'm sorry.
So this is via the Detroit Red Wings.
Fun fact, the Detroit Red Wings this season have recorded 63 goals by players,
not with the team last season.
The most of any NHL club this season.
Wow.
So how strong is up there?
I know Sprong is doing decent.
Debrink gets probably half of those.
Sprong is second.
Really?
How many goals does he have this year?
13.
Daniel Sprong has 13 goals this year?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
So from least to most, we have Jeff Petrie and Christian Fisher, both with two.
I forgot you guys got Fisher, too.
Clem Costin with three.
Shane Gottzisbear.
Gottz to be here.
And Patrick Cain, both at seven.
JT Comfort at 11.
Daniel Sprong at 13 and Alex Debrink at 18.
That team is stag, dude.
They've got those things I forgot was there.
JT Comfort, I forgot he was over there now.
We're sitting pretty.
I forgot Petrie's over there.
I forgot Costin's over there now.
And I think we only got Petrie for like a draft pick.
Something like that, yeah.
You guys got him pretty.
Like we got from Montreal, yeah.
Because we traded him back to Montreal if he was in that three team trade.
Right now, Detroit is currently sitting fifth in the Atlantic.
They are 26, 18, and six at 50 points.
So I think Montreal is that third team involved in the Pittsburgh San Jose trade for cars.
They're at 58.
Well, technically, they're tied for fourth with Toronto at 58 points.
Tampa is at 59.
Florida is at 66 and Boston is at 71.
They are 31, 9, and 9.
Damn. Boston's 31, 9, and 9.
Just that good this year as well as last year, damn.
Yeah.
All right.
Right before we go right into the main topic for tonight.
One thing that was, which is big news, which I'm excited for,
the NHL is officially returning to the Olympics here.
So I'm excited.
2026, baby.
2026.
Which where is it playing that year?
Is that back in China I think I saw?
Oh, hold on.
I can tell you.
To be honest, I couldn't even remember where.
This is the 2026 winner.
Yeah.
I know.
I think 2024 is in LA, isn't it?
Paris.
Is it?
Or is it 2028 is in LA?
20, well this summer is.
I know that one of the next two summers in is in LA.
This year, I think it's in Paris.
The summer on Pixar is in Paris.
Because it's the Olympics.
And then I want to say that I want to say.
2028 would be LA.
Okay.
What?
What I did?
Oh, we are completely wrong.
It is in Milan, Italy.
This year's 26.
26 winner.
Really in Italy.
Okay.
That's definitely different.
Milan, Italy.
Yeah, that's going to be very exciting.
Obviously, it was also announced that the women's league will also be.
So the PIWHL or PWHL, professional women.
Yeah, PWHL, professional women's hockey league.
Which we're trying to get to that point where we cover that more.
We promise we're trying.
Just trying to get everything else.
Top of everything else that we cover here.
Just figure out a good time where we can, you know, set that segment.
And we want to make sure we're getting everything accurately and give it that.
The respect that it needs.
But you know.
Which I've caught a couple games.
Those women are beasted.
Those women are so good.
Like they are insane.
I said they're just as good as the guys are.
It's insane.
You know how they do the rankings in their power play PK, the penalty things, right?
No.
Like in regulation ruin is three.
And OT win is two.
Oh, really?
Our OT losses one.
And a regulation loss is zero.
Really?
Yeah.
And you know, if somebody goes on the power play and the team that took the penalty,
if they score shorty, the penalty is done.
Really?
If there's a goal with them next two minutes, the penalty is done.
Now if it's a five minute major, obviously that's a completely different story and yada yada,
but there's not been a five minute major in that league as of yet that I know of.
That's interesting.
Okay.
So.
Cool.
Oh, that's a couple things.
I wish that NHL would do it.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Have you guys seen any of the, what is it, the PWHL?
I said that yes.
I've caught a little bit of it.
Dude, some of them are pretty fucking.
They're fucking saucy, dude.
Like they're real fucking saucy.
But there's already been a couple of hatchery extended broken out.
I've been watching clips of them on like tech talk and like Facebook reels and shit like that.
And I'm just like,
Those are elite, man.
Oh my God.
Those are fucking, those guys are not gonna get down.
Couple ones that I can name off the top, I had Sarah Nirsten, obviously is amazing.
Ella Shelton is doing pretty damn good.
Hillary Knight is insane.
Yeah.
I might, I might need to start paying attention to it a little bit.
If you subscribe and you know, this is not, oh, I guess this is a pro, but I might, we're not sponsored,
but the PWA HL have a YouTube channel that will stream, I think one or two games a day.
Like earlier today, I was watching a little bit of the Ottawa, New York City game.
And I think they said,
Oh, is this, okay.
I was trying to think my head the other day, like what the six teams are in.
It's Minnesota, New York, Toronto, Ottawa.
Toronto.
I said Toronto, did we?
New York, Minnesota, Ottawa, Toronto, Montreal.
Montreal and Boston.
Boston, Boston.
Yeah, okay.
Those girls are elite, dude.
Dude, they're fucking so real.
They're real good.
I can't believe it took us this freaking long to create a woman's, a professional woman's
belonging to them.
Yeah, but I'm happy that they did it.
Yeah, it's about time.
Like they get, they deserve the credit that they've got now.
I like those rules too, of the three, two, one, zero, point format.
I like that too.
That's interesting.
Again, NHL, please take notes because they're doing something different.
They're doing something unique, you know, something that I don't think we've seen before
outside of that league.
And I think the Olympics, right?
Now here's my question for you guys.
And I could be thinking a little bit too, Ed, but I know this is their, you know,
inaugural season of the league.
But do you see maybe five, 10 years down the road them taking something kind of like the
NHL and doing like an all-star game or like a winner classic?
I mean, the women, the women they did have a little, they have their,
they had their own segment in the all-stars.
Oh, did they?
They did, yeah.
They had their own, they had their own game.
I see where Ethan's comfortable.
I mean, just like say like five, 10 years down the road, they expand out to, you know,
we'll say 20 teams.
We'll call it 20 teams.
I see them potentially being able to do some form of a winner classic or like
a strictly PWHL like all-star game or we shit like weekend or
per se.
Yeah.
Obviously we're just coming out of the NHL's all-star weekend.
Why not making for the PWHL?
What are they having?
No, that's a very fair point.
And I see where you're going for, why I see where you're trying to attack and like that's
something I think it'd be cool to watch.
Yeah.
I think it'd be some great fucking hockey to watch.
Oh, for sure.
Calling.
Even more than Mary.
All right.
So, may you talk with the, of the week, of the recording, of the two weeks that we do whatever.
So, similar to what we did last recording, except this time, we're doing Goalhorns.
Now, we're doing a little twist for this.
I have a Goalhorn app on my phone where I'll play the Goalhorn for all 32 teams,
no specific order.
Number one, have these guys guess what team this belongs to.
And then we're going to rank it afterwards, debated whatever.
And we're doing the S-A-B-C-D-F tier this time instead of 1-32.
Because I think at the end there, we kind of realized that 1-32 was kind of difficult to do
because we had some nice looking arenas towards the bottom there, which we didn't like having.
So, we're going to keep it with the simple S-tier format.
Duh.
Getting started here.
Right.
Calling.
Here's what the first Goalhorn.
First Goalhorn.
Let me see.
Which one do I want to go with?
Okay, I'll go with this one.
Think I might know this one.
Oh, this doesn't have to song afterwards.
Makes it even better, honestly.
Well, the song...
Some of this, I feel like the songs sometimes help.
But just the song, can I take the guess who the Kings?
You guys re-rhythm?
I'll say the...
Um...
I was thinking Montreal.
But the way you're smiling, I feel like he's right.
I was going to say Ottawa, but yeah, I think...
Let me see.
Is he right?
The Kings.
You two are right.
Nice.
Good shit, Jeff.
Yeah, like Kings.
All right.
So...
It's not bad.
All right.
For...
It's always been one of my favorites.
I'm going to say A for now.
I was going to say B.
I was going to say B, myself, yeah.
Honestly, I was probably going to go C.
C?
So I mean, keep it mid-tier.
So I put it...
I don't know what I'm saying.
Unfortunately, it all...
I don't think that's A.
Oh, it's B, sorry.
Because we got one for A, three for B.
What do you personally think of them?
Why do you think I said B?
Oh, you said B?
Three for B and one for A.
Okay.
I think I'm going to go C.
I'm going to go C.
I'm going to go C for A and C.
All right.
Emily is the first one on the board for us.
I expect some because that was a lot louder than I was expecting.
Yeah, I turned the volume down.
Okay.
I think I know.
I think I might know this one.
Uh...
I think it's Anaheim.
Is that Detroit?
I'm going to agree with Bobo, believe me.
I think it's Anaheim.
I think he's Ottawa.
The matter of fact is none of you guys are right.
No, I'm okay.
Who is it?
I...
Where did we see the All Star game this weekend?
That's Toronto's.
Oh, wow.
That's Toronto's.
I kind of like that one though.
I do too.
I don't.
I think it's too deep.
I think I'll put it...
That one, I say B.
I'll put that one at B.
Yeah.
I'll put it up here.
Yeah, I mean, it has to be.
I'd say more C.
I wouldn't quite go D, but I'd say C.
Ha, ha, ha.
I see what you did there.
Ha!
I hate you all.
No, you don't.
You fucking liar.
That was creepy.
They said that was the same.
It sounded like, no, you don't like it.
The exact pitch too.
Like, that was like pitch perfect to you and his sin.
That was beautiful.
All right.
13 up on the board.
This one should be easier.
San Jose?
That sounds almost...
No, San Jose is a really deep one.
No, fuck it.
I'm gonna start with my gun.
San Jose.
Ah, fuck.
I actually know what I just...
Part of me really wants to say Tampa.
Based on what you said, I almost want to say Buffalo,
but my first instinct was Chicago.
Dallas?
You're over 200, that's two.
It's the original black and golden, the Boston Bruins.
That one's not bad.
It's a little short, to be honest.
It's very short.
The song, the goal song afterwards is usually what makes up for it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go C.
I'll say based on the length.
Yeah, C.
That's a C.
C.
Just for the length.
I was gonna say D for the length.
No, I'm gonna tell you about your D length.
We'll talk about that.
Nice guy.
Yeah, get fucking nerd.
There's no penis joke, loser.
That's cancer, whatever, a small dick.
TDO!
Alright, if we don't get this one,
I'm gonna be absolutely disappointed in you guys.
Is that the thing, dude?
No.
That's the trick.
That's Detroit.
I'm gonna put it on this one.
The way Colin was looking at it.
The way he looked right at it, he was like,
that's Detroit.
I gave it away.
I see you said, I'm like,
are you fucking kidding me right now?
I know the Penguins by heart, man.
That's not it.
Yeah.
Okay, you also gotta remember,
I've only been to the Pank Can twice.
Okay, fire.
Yeah.
How many times have you been to Little Caesars though?
None.
But he's watching them again.
How long have you been a Detroit fan?
My whole life.
Isn't that the original?
Did they go back to the original one?
So isn't this like the original one?
I thought they went to the back to the original.
Okay, then fuck me.
I'm sorry, I don't know the fucking Goldhorns by heart.
I'll see you put an old by.
Yeah, it's a beautiful one.
It's a, like, if not as dear.
Especially with the history of that horn being in the loo.
Yeah.
I kind of, I like that they brought it back to Little Caesars.
I do too.
I feel like they teased the fans.
I'm like, they made it think of something brand new,
and then they just brought the one from the Joe back,
and people went fucking insane.
Yeah.
So yeah.
I'm still pissed I never actually got to go to the loo.
Yeah, me too.
There's a video that I got to share with you later on after the episode.
Just remind me about it.
I think you'll like it especially if you think so.
Okay.
All right.
Moving on.
Next up, number five.
Sounds like a fucking car horn.
I'm just, I'm going to say the Rangers was because it sounds like fucking
sounds like a mid-war traffic.
Sounds like a car accident.
That's for Montreal.
Oh, yeah.
That was Montreal.
Yeah, you guys are going to go to Montreal.
So that was Montreal.
I didn't want to try one of those really just annoying high-pitched.
That's an F, dude.
Yeah, that's an F.
That's horrible.
That's an F.
That is horrible.
All right.
Ah.
I know where this one's going.
It's just going to get to the rest of the team.
What is this?
I don't know.
Put that one again.
I know.
I'm going to go on a different caldery.
Vancouver?
I want to say it's a Canadian team.
I'll just sign up with Jeffy then.
Yeah.
Edmonton?
Yeah, Edmonton.
Oh, what the fuck?
I'm guessing we're all from that Ednaf.
I don't think it's quite as bad as Montreal.
No, that's a face ray porn.
What are you talking about?
That one's at least...
Like, that's the type of goal horn.
Absolutely no higher than C.
I'd say D.
I don't think it's as bad as the Montreal one.
I'd say D.
I think no.
I think that is just as bad as the punk.
Thank you.
I'm with Edna on F.
I got to sign up with you guys.
That literally sounds like somebody...
Evens out to F then.
That literally sounds like somebody just Facebooked a keyboard.
I mean, I'm pretty good at that.
All right, what's our goal horn?
I mean...
Like, it's just pure acoustic screeching.
I won't take... How about this?
I won't take my meds for a few days,
put a keyboard in front of me,
and we'll figure out what happens after that.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, we'll make the next greatest goal horn of all time.
All right, moving on.
It's not San Jose.
You should be a San Jose every time.
That one I'm going to say is Anaheim.
I hit a Hummer San Jose one of the two.
One of the Cali teams.
Wait, what did you just say?
I said San Jose...
I said it's one of the Cali...
Oh, yeah.
Fuck.
He said San Jose or...
I thought he said one of the Cali teams.
I said one of the Cali teams.
He said Cali.
I said one of the Cali teams.
And I'm going to go see if you pulled the dicks out of your ears.
You'd hear that.
Yeah, I'm going to go San Jose.
He goes my bro, though.
That might be Anaheim.
I want to say that's Anaheim.
That's long.
You know what?
Fuck it.
I'm going to start with even on this one.
I'm going to say...
I think I want to say Dallas for that one.
Is it Columbus?
You guys are all wrong.
Yeah.
Who is it?
We heard this in the 2010 Olympics.
Oh, Vancouver.
Vancouver.
Vancouver, yeah.
British Columbia.
It's not bad.
Terrible.
I'd give...
I'd put that in a C.
Yeah.
C's fair.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
I hate that a lot less than the Oilers one.
The Oilers is just like,
hey, I'm going to skull fuck you with a sound real quick.
I mean, I like the...
I like the deeper tones.
You like not having weapons great tonight.
I'm about to change your fucking life.
All right.
Team up next.
That might be San Jose.
I think that's a deep one.
I was talking about earlier.
That's San Jose.
Yeah.
That might be San Jose.
I know they have that real deep thought.
Yeah.
That's San Jose.
I know Calgary also has a pretty deep one.
From what I'm...
I think San Jose is the deepest horn.
I think Seattle does as a deep...
I don't think I've ever actually heard Seattle.
I've never heard Seattle.
I don't...
I don't think I've ever heard Seattle.
I thought you were here tonight.
I'm just going to...
Yeah.
San Jose, sure.
It went up.
Yeah.
I might have to agree.
I'm going to stick with what I said in San Calgary.
I'm just going to throw a guess, St. Louis.
Two of you guys were close.
St. States.
Anaheim.
He said that he said it was either Anaheim or San Jose.
I did.
For the Vancouver one.
That's the one.
Anaheim?
Or did I miss this?
No, that was the Vancouver one.
That was the Vancouver one.
Okay, okay.
That was the Vancouver one, yeah.
I actually like that one.
I do too.
It's not bad.
I say it.
I want to go...
I'll put it C.
I was going to say A.
I was going to say B.
No, I wouldn't put it A.
It's also a little low, but I'd say C.
Okay.
I like B.
It averages out to...
Okay.
I should have stopped guessing.
Next one.
I'm going to play the second one.
Callando.
Did I hear a car horn mixed in there towards the end?
Could that be like Carolina?
I'm going to toss a guest out to you.
And say Minnesota.
I think that were...
I'd say New Jersey.
I'll say Florida.
All wrong.
We're all wrong.
One of you guys actually guessed this as the Anaheim one.
Is that Jose?
Oh, St. Louis.
St. Louis.
Sonny Rhee.
So we got to pay attention to what we're saying.
I think he's doing this on purpose now.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't like it when you have power.
I don't like anybody likes it when he has power.
God, can you imagine if he hosts a fucking Cherry episode eventually?
Can you imagine if he hosts a Cherry episode eventually and gets a smack on this?
Oh, we're getting fucked.
Oh, just you wait.
I have something brewing up here, man.
Yeah.
No, you're going to be pulling players from like the 1918 fucking Bruins.
And it's going to be just like,
I can't believe you never heard of Jesper fucking Rottencroch.
His name's written in Sharpie on the corner of fucking,
go fuck yourself, St.
And I'm an asshole, a boulevard in fucking downtown Boston.
Can't believe you don't know him.
You're going to pull some bull shit.
I did it.
I think you got all of us.
Jesper Rottencroch.
Holy fuck.
And this lady is the gentleman's wife.
And this lady's the gentleman's wife.
Ethan is my favorite buckbuster.
Colin's starting to show his balls.
Colin's got some fucking tears coming.
I'm crying too, Jesper.
I think we're all crying.
Oh my god.
Yeah, he was the lead fucking bench warmer for the 1918 Bruins.
Are you sure he wasn't the quarterback?
Like, I don't know.
He's the kicker.
Yeah, that too.
No, he's just a football player, right?
He's a professional fucking water football player.
All right, anyway, as Colin has tears running down his face.
We're doing running St. Louis.
I forgot what he'd even do was again.
So I will, it was, I will replay for us.
I like it honestly.
I like it too.
I like it.
I think that's an A.
That's an A.
I really like that one.
No.
Not quite as, no.
Don't know so far that I could see.
We can already play Pittsburgh up at S,
because I know that's what's going to fucking happen.
I would only put it at an A. I don't think I'd put it at an S.
I mean.
The hearing it in general, yes, but as a general consensus.
But all right.
All right.
I think this one's on, man.
F.
F. Chicago.
Washington, Washington.
Is that, oh, yeah.
Washington.
F.
Oh, that siren is so unnecessary.
Oh, that's horrible.
Washington, DC.
I don't know, Chicago.
I'm going to say Arizona.
I'm going to say the Sends.
I'm going to go back down to Dallas.
We're all wrong.
Hey!
Good shit, Jeff.
Uh, I don't mind that.
You really?
I'd say C.
I would have said D, but I'd be okay with the C.
I'd be okay with the C.
C.
I would personally say D, but I'd say...
C.
Pappy.
Yeah, I'm okay with it being at a C.
All right.
Next up.
Um...
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to throw that out of Nashville.
I'm going to take a...
My eyes went straight to Nashville as well.
Same here.
But I'm thinking I'm going to break the mold, and I'm actually going to say Winnipeg.
Ooh!
I...
Winnipeg.
I'm thinking someone else not, but just because it's the first name I said, I'm going to say Nashville as well.
I think it's the Panthers?
Somebody's right?
It is...
The college team named...
Oh!
I thought we should see.
I thought it was going to be the other team that I thought it was, and I was like...
Ooh, Colin, I have an idea for you.
Because I almost said Calgary.
Keep your thumb like this when we guess, and let us keep guessing, and you tilt.
That one wasn't too bad.
That's just another C.
I'm going to get D.
I don't want to get a D on that one.
Just knowing they're a college team, but...
It's a C or a D, but...
Did I change the goal horn, or is it the same for both?
It's been the same.
Is it the same for the college?
Oh, I don't know what that one is.
It's a C. It's not horrible, but there's better.
I think all three in the C are better than that one, but I don't think that's quite D.
I mean, with how school is going...
I mean, I might be going to Arizona State University.
Next stop.
So, I might be able to get a D.
I like that one.
It's a whole thing.
I'm not a big fan of Rodson.
I hate this team, but...
It's a long two, though.
I'm going to go, I don't know when, and I'm going to go...
Colorado.
I'm going to say Vegas.
That was my second one.
I think it's Buffalo...
No...
I honestly forget what Buffalo and Columbus still look like.
I feel like it's a metro, because you said you don't hate them.
I'm going to say Carolina.
Let's say Devil.
Is that your right answer, Jack?
I have a feeling I said...
You said Devil, and then you cut yourself off.
That's what makes me question, because I can tell you're still thinking about it.
You're still processing it.
You said I think it's Devil, and then...
Because I'm between two, but I'm going to walk in with the Devils.
Guys, nobody's right again, figures.
It's the stars of Dallas.
Fuck, I guessed them like three times.
The one time I didn't.
I said...
Okay, I'm kind of glad we'll...
I mean, I said a team with green, so I'll take it.
I personally want to put that over you.
It's there.
It's not bad. It's okay.
It's tolerable.
I'd say B.
B is fine.
Alright.
Let me change the teams real fast.
Do-do-do-do.
Oh, I actually...
Now I recognize this one.
Oh, Gus.
I'm going to say New Jersey.
I'm going to say...
Jeffy seems confident, so I want to agree with Jeffy.
All of the time with Jeff.
I felt like...
Now that I heard it, I'm like...
All the time with Jeffy on this one, yeah.
Uh...
Yeah, why not?
Just because it's a metro.
No, it's not bad.
No, it's really not bad.
That might be an A.
I really like that.
I don't mind it.
I don't think it's that good.
Yeah.
That's a B.
Alright.
What do we now?
5, 10, 14.
14 in here?
We're halfway there.
Alright.
What's a 10 I haven't done yet?
Great question.
I wish there was a better way to keep track.
It would be on my phone, so I don't have to keep up and down.
If I'm clicking the right one.
You know what you should do?
Fuck, I'm sorry.
I'm almost positive that is Colorado.
I'm gonna say the Isles.
I think that's Minnesota.
I think we're all four different.
I'm gonna go to the Windy City in Chicago.
Not all four different answers.
Wrong again.
Fuck me.
We all get punished.
We are terrible at this.
We all get punished.
Good thing you guys aren't on fire.
That's the Calabary Flames.
That might be the first D.
I don't like that one.
But that's not fucking...
But the logo's a C.
Shut the fuck up.
And the N-Hinds is a D.
What's your fucking point?
So is Dallas.
And Boston is a B.
Boston is a B.
Boston is a C.
Vancouver is the only one that's technically properly...
Yeah.
The logo's a B and we put them at C.
Alright.
The half way mark.
Team number 16.
That's San Jose.
I'm almost positive.
San Jose is a real deep goal.
Is that Philly?
Think?
I might say Philly.
I think that's the square, isn't it?
Isn't that the square garden?
Again.
You guys, man.
That's Colorado!
I said that last guess.
How are you getting fucking pissed with us?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I haven't...
I'm just getting excited!
I'm so excited.
I'm alive and I get pussy.
I wish I could say the same...
Somebody's getting so hot I'm picking between two teams.
And he's getting the wrong every time.
Me?
Yeah, you!
Call us.
You're literally playing the law of averages and your average sucks.
I mean, great team, but below average goal horn.
Well, I was going to say...
With...
I was going to say back to back D.
Or another very close to back to back D's.
I don't mind.
I would put it at maybe a C, but I wouldn't go higher.
Highest...
Highest is a C by...
Yeah.
At D.
So, I have a buddy who lives out in Denver.
He said if we ever decided to go to a Colorado game,
we'd let us know.
And we can room with him and his aunt.
Because it's only those two in the house.
Hell yeah.
So, I might be going to Denver, I think in July.
And he said we're going to go take a little...
I'll send a picture of the ball arena to you guys.
I feel like I recognize that one.
I've said it before in the episode.
I'm going to say it again.
I want to say that's Buffalo.
I don't remember Buffalo being that deep of a goal horn though.
Again, I've only been there once.
So, yeah.
I've been there like five times now.
I feel like Colin wants to fuck me.
I feel like he might have went back to the square for this one.
But I'm going to say Carolina again.
He'll actually watch this be the square.
Just because he wanted to be a dick.
I'm going to go find that.
I'll go fucking Rangers.
I'm going to say Flora.
Jeff, he's right.
Flora, nice.
I don't hate it.
Yeah, I think that's another C.
Yeah, that's another C.
It's not quite B.
Smashville?
Uh, give me Vegas.
I think there's supposed to be an explosion
come up after that one.
I'm going to say Columbus.
That's where I was leading for.
Where are you going?
Same expansion here though.
Minnesota.
Fuck.
Ooh, I actually like that one.
That's one. 2000?
2000 won.
I want to put it any higher than a B though.
I'm comfortable with putting that at a B.
That's a B.
That's a very solid.
I like that one.
One of my favorite logos too.
I love that logo.
Yeah, it's pretty sweet.
Seriously, what animal is it?
I think it's a bear.
Yeah, I want to say it's a bear.
It's supposed to be a bear.
I'm almost positive.
It's cocaine bear.
Oh, that's good.
That sounds good.
Ooh.
We are.
Iles.
Fuck, get out of my head.
I want to say.
I agree with the Iles.
Oh, wait. Jeffy.
I like Jeffys.
I think this is the Jets.
I'm sticking with the Iles.
I'm going to hop on the Jeffy train and go to the Jets.
Yeah, I got it.
Shit. Sorry.
As soon as he said I was like, wait, yeah.
That's just...
Yeah.
Seattle.
Jeffy's got it.
If it's San Jose, I'm going to shoot myself.
Chicago.
Is this Chicago?
I said it was Seattle.
Yeah.
He said Chicago.
I said Seattle.
I feel like I hear that.
It's one of the teams that's left.
Thanks, Ethan.
It's either Buffalo, Carolina, Chicago.
I'm between
Columbus
and that Columbus.
Chicago and Tampa.
I'm going to say Chicago.
I feel like I hear the...
Oh, not the Tesla.
Chessy Dagger?
No, you know in Amelie how they
when they score a goal, they're like,
they're co-oils and come down and shoot out like that.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I hear it.
I'm going to play out the board.
I don't think anybody's said it.
I'm going to say Philly.
One person's right and another person's
wearing their jersey today.
Jeff's right. Kyle's wearing the jersey.
It's Kansas Bay.
Good ears, Jeffy.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to put that A, B the very last.
It is pretty.
I'm okay with A.
I thought I was right because I thought I heard the...
I didn't even hear that.
The co-oils.
Honestly, like...
That's what caught my eye was I heard...
The first game we went to
Amelie, I was eyeball level
with the co-oils and see the light
and both that.
It was the coolest friggin thing ever.
I don't care what you say.
There's your Tesla club.
I think it's scared the shit out of all of us.
I think it was so fun.
I still thought that we knew it was going to go off.
We just didn't know what.
I forgot it went off pregame.
Pregame skated went off and it was fucked.
All right.
You been to Amelie?
No.
That's the San Jose.
If you guessed them again, that's where it went.
What was the San Jose?
Played again. We were talking over it.
Give me...
Give me the blue coats.
I think we're all...
What were you saying?
I'm going to go back to the metro again.
I'm going to say Carolina again.
I can't tell.
I think I got to go with bubble this time.
Bubble, you got one right?
Boat time!
It only took it...
31 out of 32 fucking time.
I like it.
I'm going to go like a B.
That's one of my favorite goals.
I'm not a fan of that.
I wouldn't go above a C.
I would personally say D.
Since we're kind of all...
So again, that's one of the few goalhorns I know.
It's such a deep...
It sounds like a...
I think we do it.
If we don't have any by then, go through all the A's again.
And see which one is the true S here.
At the end.
All right. Next team up.
So that didn't mean...
Seattle.
Fuck it out of my mind!
I swear to God!
Because I haven't...
That's what, like four times?
Yes!
Fuck, I'm between two.
Make me see what the fucking copycat over here.
Thank you.
I'm a brain reader.
Uh...
Give me Carolina.
I'm between the two...
The more recent expansion teams.
Vegas and Seattle.
I'm staying in Seattle.
I'm going to say Vegas.
Oh!
Good call, Jeffy!
Um...
That's an A.
You're going to get one of these times.
That's a pretty solid one.
I'm going to go A or lowest.
I'm going to go A.
I'm going to say that would be another A tier.
That was pretty solid.
Melissa's outside B.
I mean, that's the lowest.
Melissa will go B.
Yeah, I agree with you, Jeffy.
I almost made the wrong one.
Yeah, that one's actually solid.
That's Philly.
Philly?
No.
Whatever. I gave them a guess.
That one's Buffalo.
That's Buffalo's 100%.
We've heard it all too many times.
Yeah, that's Buffalo.
I've always liked it.
I want to go C.
Highest I'll put it is a B, though.
Yeah, let's B.
We haven't heard it many times.
That's why I didn't recognize it.
Because I think both games we won
through they lost their game.
They won the...
before everything shut down.
Yeah.
That was my first Buffalo game.
I saw that picture of my friend of all.
At least at the key things.
No, Pittsburgh won the first one pre-COVID.
And then Buffalo won the second one post-COVID.
Because we didn't deserve to force OT.
That's right.
That's when just you, me and another friend went too.
Oh, no, that's right. That was the trick.
Then we lost the reverse retro game.
And if that came, we fucking blew in the third.
Yeah, that's right.
We still have the picture of all of us in Buffalo.
It's on my phone.
I just don't remember the...
There was on a day and everything for it.
Alright, here we go.
Play it again. That was too short.
New York, this is Chicago.
I'm going to go the Islanders.
I don't like that start.
Like that breath it takes at the beginning.
I'm going to go the Islanders.
I'm going to say Seattle.
I said Chicago.
I'm going to say Jeb.
Columbus.
Alright.
Oops.
I don't know.
I'm right. I just don't know.
I'd say B.
I'd say C.
To be honest, what saves it is the canon in the song.
The horn itself is the one.
But the horn itself, yeah.
It's the D.
It averages out to C.
Alright.
2D's, 2C's and a B.
Next time we tie it up.
No, we have 5D's.
Yeah, you're right.
4 and a half.
I'm sorry.
No, 6.
No, I was saying, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Okay, now we're really going to hear
the same teams over and over again.
That one I'm going to go back to the Rangers.
Rio Carolina.
I might have to join Kyle on that one
and say...
What is it with Jeff?
God damn chef he has a he does not have a life outside the foggy
besides Johnny you're it's it's basic see yeah it's nothing great
because I haven't heard that one before I want to say that Seattle yeah I
want to see Seattle is it okay I like that I like be I'd be about the odd one
out there I thought I was way too deep I'd say see oh so you prefer to have your
eardrums ruptured no I kind of grew the Ethan on that one I like the deeper so
here's what I'm gonna do when we leave the show I'm gonna have you press your
head up against my girl and I'm gonna hit my car alarm so so you could get
your so you could get your fucking rocks off yeah I think his bees fine yeah
I'll say the aisles I won't say that's
smashville Carolina yeah yeah let's say that's that's the aisles yeah Jeff you're
you're even repping the bar is that the Barclays one or is that the USBC that's
the most reason yes USB stick UBS or what I'm gonna I'm gonna put out a D yeah
that's that's not good but it's not quite D horrible as when it they wouldn't
Washington so I mean I'm sure they sound a lot better for a lot of them so
now that I hear it I've always like Carolina that's the Rangers isn't it
yeah now that I hear it that's the Rangers yeah okay that's a B that's
or is it a I say a I give it a my dog man I'd give it a B that was gonna out
I'm also gonna give a B but Kyle it's up to you cuz these two are a I originally
said a okay yeah I said a were B so I mean yeah make sure
I'm sorry sorry I'm sorry I scratched that I pressed wrong but with my fucking
sauce the triggers over here
oh that's not I know that's not or you and I in Carolina oh that's bad I mean I'm
sure they sound a lot better that might be something like as worse as Montreal
and Edmonton that was bad that's one of them I'm like I knew that's 5050 sorry
guys I don't know my hockey go I'm just I'm just saying national because you said
Billy oh fuck well join you Philly
these guys suck shit you motherfuckers gonna be that's making me the other one
I've been on three weeks I've been sucking shit I'll put it a C I'll put it
a B I'm okay see see yeah alright last one is shit a Delfia I don't hate I don't
hate it I would go see I don't want to say hey that hurts me yeah that looks
pretty hard to me don't want to say a just yeah I would say a oh that one
hurts okay so no that's not so what did you say we're gonna go over all the
tears yes so I'm gonna go from left to right to make sure we already can I just
vote one for us obviously Detroit that was a simple fact me without re hearing
them I know we all really like Vegas is yeah yeah this is would be up there Vegas is good I
agree with Ethan because you know the Lewis original goal horn is by for one
of the classics it's iconic yeah but the three on between going to the S is
Detroit Vegas and the Rangers no I was gonna see tamp over the Rangers but they
were good they were right we'll go through left right right now and see
okay we'll go from the F for right left right starting with Detroit
like I'm sorry but like it's just it's iconic and I don't care if you're a
Detroit fan or not like that's that just is nostalgic you know late 90s early
2000s when Detroit is one of those cops nostalgia I think that's one of them we
can move up to S yeah for sure right off the bat yeah I'm sorry like it's two
other contenders I can see is moving up all right next up is the Vegas Golden
Knights you know it's just immediate you know loud noises people like you with
it if you're down on the concourse garbage like you're gonna fucking hear
that horn and know we scored you might be outside the building and here in
front of Goldhorn I mean didn't you and I here when we were in pitchburg tailgating
we hear the Goldhorn outside of no no okay close I like that it's I think it's
so the stay in a no I would say it's staying it's still very that's like hi
tier a that's like a hi that's hi a borderline pushing it yeah that's like an
eight plus that's going to put it that the third team then we were debating
about moving up is the Rangers from industry but it's not as big a fantastic
as Detroit like I'm sorry I'm not trying to suck up to you because you're a
Detroit fan no I Detroit fan or not you know about Joe Lou yeah you know about
the I think it's that one stays in a no yeah yeah I'm okay with that one staying
in a all right st. Louis right San Luis St. Louis again it's that in your face
gets your attention yeah but I think that one should stay I think that also
stays a day yeah yeah Tampa I hear the coils now that you play it back I hear
that's I think that does go up to us though I think it's a little more little
more sharp than San Luis is yeah yeah pun intended I think the oh no I think the
coils make it sharper sharp doesn't in my sense doesn't always make it better you
know just like like Bobo said for Vegas it makes it makes it more pungent in the
front end and socks in the face yeah I don't think that always makes it better
and as good as camp I think it stays in a I think it stays me it's like it's like
Vegas hi a it might be third of the like an a-plus yeah okay all right let's go
shit to Delf yes we don't end off in a bad team
I think it stays in a that one stays in a I hate myself that I like it that much
yeah I'm sorry it's good I would rank it lower if I was a part of the majority
but I'm I know I'm not it's Bob I hate that I like it as much I mean okay do we
want to drop my it's here be I was saying we want to drop it to a B no no we'll
keep it here it's just it's the most it's not an S but I hate that I like it as
much as I do yeah all right that's up that's up last up the Berg of pits
bias aside it stays in a yeah I think want to hear Vegas one more time yeah last
last decision to see if we want to move it up
I really like I think with that should be an S after playing all the other a's
back yeah I think that goes up to I would like to move Vegas up after playing
all the other a's I think that deserves an S so before we are we staying with
Detroit and Vegas in S I think so yeah I do not want to bump I will fight to do
Detroit name yeah I'm not gonna fight that no yeah I will I will fight for it
I hate myself how much I like that Phil it all feel on it's not like it's not an
S but I hate that I like it as much as I say if I had to choose like out of all
the team that we have on here the only one I person would bump up to it move or
move up or down would be LA yeah now I like I pretty much I'm fine with it
where everyone else's yeah so finishing up the tier list of course we just went
over in the S tier we got Detroit and Vegas and a tier we got the Rangers the
blues the lightning the pens and the flyers ouch and be here we got the kings
the maple leafs the ducks the stars the devils the wild the sabers and the
kraken and the sea tier we got the Bruins the Canucks the Sends the coyotes the
Panthers the sharks the blue jackets the black cocks I'ma said the Chicago the
black cocks the Chicago's and D tier we got the sea
Calgary flames the Colorado I've lunch and the Islanders Calgary the sea
Calgary flames because we put the sea in the D category and then finally the
dog shit category F the Canadians the Oilers the Capitals the Jets which I
think was the worst one of them all and the hurricane I think the Oilers was the
worst one of them all it's between the Jets and Oilers for the worst one of them all
yeah should put it as an endog shit blown right the length of last two
alright which one is the ultimate dog shit Winnipeg I think the three
candidates are Winnipeg Montreal and Edmonton I'm gonna go Edmonton but I
think you know if you could type
fucking dog shit trash peanut bugs so so those are the three content two
contenders or no Edmonton Winnipeg and Montreal the three contenders for it I
don't want to pay them again my ears start beating if we do but I mean if I
had to choose between those I'd say Winnipeg desert the soul I'd say Edmonton
but I'm on the losing side of this so to see who Edmonton he said Eurya he said
Edmonton he said I'm not losing side of this yeah yeah that's fair yeah if we
got Washington in Carolina then fucking dog shit trash peanut fucks we got Jets
Oilers and Canadians say that three times fast no thank you canceled immediately
but uh well no there's plenty more words I'm obviously not gonna say on there
because I'd be stupid to say that I said I pulled out from but I said do we have
anything else for the for the episode for the recording for whatever the house
you want to say I know we had a couple of trades that went down that we should
probably mention really quickly being what monahand going over to Winnipeg
that one shocked the hell out of me yeah Sean Monahan going to win a payout
Sean Monahan going to win a peg and extra for a 2024 first in a 2027
conditional third but yeah that's about it and there's the other trade to who
else got traded here I got it up a little yeah to a Vancouver acquires
Elias Inho from Calgary Ford Guzminko writes unsigned defenseman Hunter I'm
not even trying to say his last name and Joe Yomi Yurimo and say Rustowitz and
say silent Z Rustowitz sure I first round pick in the 24 draft and a
conditional pick in the 24 drafts and the last one was back in January 25th but
I'm pretty sure we recorded between that was it the Minnesota wild acquire
Willie Butcher to pets for Pittsburgh to yeah yeah we had that one yeah all right
so really those those two don't kind of sucks I know there's rumors are going
round of who's mango possibly being in talks of a Gensel trade but and Jake
Gensel I think he's being kind of a bitch right now to be completely honest with
you I mean he's he just turned down was I heard he turned down a six-year 8.5
million dollar contract yeah he does not deserve to make more than cross me I'm
sorry he doesn't like I get that he he's a great player he is but he is not
deserved to make more than Cindy Crosby and I think he might be the future of
the penguins but as is right now we still have you know a generational God in
Sydney as long as we have Sid Malkin and Latang around like I could be making
more than is I mean the post we get to the end of the season a lot of more
teams are gonna want him as a loan there for like a playoff push you know
pride teams like on the prince fucking I wouldn't doubt Detroit tries to go
after him other teams in you know in the the playoff bubble Toronto Minnesota
I think isn't is fighting for a spot LA's fighting I think Jake Gensel would
look really good well here's here's my question for you guys do you on the
talks of like you know players moving and retiring and all of that crazy shit
since you mentioned Detroit you see Kane making it past this season no not with
Detroit I see maybe in one one more one more team giving him a one-year
contract and like a chance but I don't know he doesn't have much left in the
tank so about he's too he's too injury prone here's the thing that I kind of
want to bounce off that is that I know recently he's been in the rumor mill on
the train block for Detroit yep by far that's been so I don't know if no number
one if he doesn't get traded by Detroit's by then you know obviously I feel like
they're gonna drop with it in the season no questions yeah and I'm not gonna
fault them for it but if they do I don't I don't see much the C who I can do to
get much back I mean they didn't pay him I'm only paid him what 2.5 million or
something like that it wasn't much not a whole lot of realistically like I feel
like with how I think this might have been the first I don't know if I'd say
choked but the first bump in the eyes are playing that we've seen yeah at the
time we thought it was a good decision he has a one-year 2.75 million dollars
2.5 yeah either way like I don't with how he's been playing recently I don't see
him yeah again even if Stevie White can pull some freaking miracle off which
I'll still pipe find a way to convince Edmonton to give him Connor McDavid for
Patrick like a one-on-one I'm thinking like can you potentially see him
attempting to get rid of Kane for somebody like Jake Gensel no I don't
think I don't think I don't think Dubas would pull the trigger on that one I know
I feel like you'd have to do this or try to pull the yizer plan on the yizer man
so it's good it'll be tough the doubt the Duke the Duke plan the new plan is the
new plan is the Duke plan there we go but yeah I don't know I still won't beat the
eyes are playing I won't know but it's gonna be it is really gonna be an upro
battle for battle for Stevie White and the Red Rains like it really is and who
knows they just might that he might not be able to get any bites on that fucking
line and be just like yeah sorry you're you're done after this yeah I know another
one that's been on the rumor mode just because of how poorly the team is doing
and how well that his contract is not working out with this team I wouldn't
fucking doubt if you guys were man somehow pulls off trading him for good
drawer somebody like John yeah good Joe's been on the meat like rumored
both you know that huge ass contract that he signed yeah good draw this many
signings the church is I still pretty sure they have like still have like the
highest cap space available right now yeah it's insane both with Johnny hockey
and Patrick Lyon I know Linus I think my name that might have been who I was
thinking well either way I know neither of them I could see line a go to Detroit
that'd be awesome I could see line a over there and I know I think I first line
of what Raymond Larkin and fucking line a is this women on that first line right
now I think he is or is it D80 be so John take a guess on how much cap space
Detroit has left I'd say it's probably still the bar pocket 10 million 20 triple
it 30 million dollars left 33 million dollars left in
cap space and then they have the ability to sign 12 different players I know
there's also been another one that also was involved in that line a trade
but he'll be a PLD yeah I know he's been rumored to get out of LA with their
recent slump so I said there's an again it might be the same I love I don't know
about you I'd love seeing fucking PLD in the red and white I know I did see like
like if line a were to go over I know I saw potentially a rumor of Berger and
Jonathan Berger and being involved in the trade for that and honestly Jonathan
Berger on Berger in the second for line a or so I thought I saw I wouldn't hate
that I want honestly I would not hate that yeah and I mean how old's line a he's
probably what early 30s he's only like 27 really 26 he started when he was like
19 he was in the same draft as Matthews he's like 26 oh it was math Matthews
line 25 he'll do you 25 25 motherfuckers my yeah yeah I see he's fucking three
months older than me almost to the day yeah what do you fucking mean he looks
like a fucking science experiment like that dude was born with a receding
hairline seriously look at the fucking seven head that motherfuckers guy I know
some people say I got a laning strip he's got a full-blown fucking runway no
he looks like a Russian fucking serial killer he looks like you'd be seeing him
on an episode of 60 minutes or something on this episode of episode of
Inside Edition seriously Inside Edition buckbuster
also he's fucking way taller than he thought then I thought he was he's like
511 he's six foot six no he's not six foot five yeah Patrick line a is six five yes
what Patrick line a is six bullshit in our pants what
but Patrick line a 65 so he's keep in mind it's two inches taller than what I am
that's like fucking Berksite yeah yeah six foot five two hundred and fifteen
pounds imagine somebody like Burke paid friggin I saw his Berks height but my
weight fuck dude what the fuck that's the way to end the episode fucking blown
both of all of our minds here in the studio Jesus I'm keeping eye on social
media because we're probably all gonna be like error 404 brains cannot be found
here in the studio so I mean you can't find mine anyways what's the point well
nothing's different for me tell me tell me he does not look like a man in black
villain I could I could honestly see it like do you remember the fucking
mail room scene from yeah yeah second movie yeah looks like one of the
motherfuckers that works in the mail room oh my god hold on anyways that about
wraps this week up calling I know you like to do your little outro here so I
really want to see you like Ethan's reaction is on recording but I know it's
probably not gonna be appropriate so you're right tell me I'm fucking wrong
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