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I'm Drea. I'm Meg. I'm Dina and Dom Jess and this is parted my stash

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You're supposed to let that play. I see that now. Let me retry!

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Dude those bloopers are like, hit me!

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So it's long!

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We gotta do that one more time.

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Okay.

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I'm Dina and it's time for the holiday special, The Stash.

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I'm Dina and it's time for the holiday special over here at Parted My Stash.

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This episode is all about the recorded bits that got sent to the cutting floor.

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We like to do this as our final episode for the year to look back on the silliness that occurred along the way.

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First up, Dreya forgets how to start a new episode after talking about what we're working on.

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Welcome to this week's topic.

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I don't know why I said that.

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You know what? This is a movie.

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You welcomed everyone though, so that's good. I feel welcomed.

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I'll walk it back and do it again.

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Please proceed.

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I'm Dreya.

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This is quiet time.

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No, we're not doing quiet time.

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You said silly.

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You did.

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It is supposed to be very silly.

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I'm Dreya.

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That was a good one though.

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I'll do it again.

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It's gonna be exactly the same so don't laugh.

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I'm Dreya.

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I'm Meg.

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I'm Tina.

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That was perfect too.

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I was about to go but Dreya was...

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That was beautiful.

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I know, I started talking and then I saw you open your mouth and I was like oh no.

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It was just back from up the mouth.

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It was another one of those moments.

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I'm Jess.

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No you're not.

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Take seven.

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Our group tends to get distracted really easily.

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You can see from the next few clips.

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Sorry, I'm sorry.

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I just caught it.

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I was trying really hard not to.

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Some of the smaller projects, I'll just want to put them all in the same kind of bigger bag and then...

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What are you staring at?

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I'm just trying really hard not to yawn.

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You're up Jess.

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You good?

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Yeah, I'm good.

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Seven whips.

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We're gonna get through it.

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Hold on.

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Seven whips.

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Two chains.

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Two chains?

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Amazing.

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Sorry.

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Kinky or crochet pattern?

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Who knows?

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Anybody's guess.

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No, it's me.

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I'm Dreya Two Chains.

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I'm so done because I'm giggling in my head now because now I just hear Two Chains yelling.

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That is your own fault.

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You brought that on yourself.

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It's okay.

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It's alright.

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It's a fleeting thought.

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I believe in you.

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I believe in you.

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And I already forgot this.

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Son of a...

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I already forgot the thing.

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If you see our projects...

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Oh, in the hundredth.

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Oh, in the hundredth.

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Oh boy.

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Your girl needs to look stuff up.

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Gooooo.

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Gooooo.

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Why did you say it like that?

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Why not?

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Jesus Christ.

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That's funny.

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Ready?

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You want good sh**?

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Go to our website.

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I'm gonna get a picture of you with a shady jacket so that you can be on the website.

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What do you want?

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What do you want?

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We got make-amongs.

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What?

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We got make-amongs.

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We got a comment section.

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I'm gonna smoke.

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You got questions, I got answers.

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You know what? You gotta do green screen.

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Green screen like papers.

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So when you open the code, you put like different...

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Oh dear God.

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Are we capable of that?

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I think this is an ad.

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I will pay Instagram to run this ad.

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Because I want people to see that this is a paid advertisement.

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Like we thought it was that legit.

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Yeah.

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Done and done.

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We'll work on it.

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Sorry.

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Take us out Jess.

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You want a Q&A section?

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You got questions, we got answers.

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We got answers.

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I got a player in case for some reason you can't use any of the plethora of tools to listen.

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If you actually want to see the shit we're working on, we've even got a blog.

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Wow.

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You wanna see what we're working on?

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We got pictures.

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Hey, we got sponsors.

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Sponsor.

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Alright.

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Ready? Yes.

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He always had the best intros, man.

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Bahamut? Bahamut.

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That and Shiva.

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We're talking about Final Fantasy.

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We are talking about Final Fantasy.

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We are talking about Final Fantasy.

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Sorry, oh I forgot to mention that.

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We're just gonna make some odd references to a video game during this Nip podcast.

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Uh.

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Outside of distractions, sometimes things just kinda happen.

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Like these next few clips.

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Give me like two seconds, I'm sorry because I forgot my row counter.

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Oh no.

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I'm gonna get half of the blooper reel from this episode.

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Listen.

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It's just one of them doobie like that.

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It doobie like that sometimes.

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Draft.

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One of these crazy old nights.

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I am working on...

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I love how you immediately went into that.

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Just launch in.

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I am still working on the French Can Can by Mademoiselle.

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See, it's not just me.

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French is hard.

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Mademoiselle.

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I don't remember the name.

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There's gonna be a lot of emphasis on that first syllable.

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I...

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God.

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12,000 years we may get done introducing our projects.

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And I'll be done with mine.

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And in 12,000 years I'll be done editing.

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Jesus.

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Told you it sounds like a frog.

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This whole episode.

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You know what?

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It was actually a good episode.

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Damn.

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No.

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That's the best part of the blooper reel.

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That surprised me.

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I mean if it was loud enough.

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We had this beautiful ending moment.

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And then Drea just goes...

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I'm so sorry.

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It was not intentional.

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We forgive you.

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I will control my body.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, sorry.

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I always do that.

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I don't know.

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You think it's four buttons.

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I would know which button is which.

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But I'm like no.

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This is really feeling me applause tonight.

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I did that for me.

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That's for me.

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Be sure to check out our website for more information as well as pictures regarding our current projects, patterns and yarns.

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I'm rusty.

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I was like wait what?

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I'm doing that for me.

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I'm doing that for me.

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That's poetry.

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Alright.

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And while we do have bloopers, sometimes we just have to cut certain segments for time.

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And so these clips show some of the content that we just had to cut because it didn't fit inside the episode.

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That's so funny.

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I like big clunky, cabled shawls.

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That's my jam.

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Y'all good?

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I think your head just broke her row counter.

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I have that one too.

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I don't like it.

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It sticks.

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Mine doesn't do that.

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That's odd.

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May, I encourage you to graduate to a new form of counting called the row counter app.

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I like the clicking sound.

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I know.

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I'm the same way.

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I like the clicky clicky.

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Wait, I want to preface this.

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I am not sponsored by this app nor have I worked on this app.

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I just freaking love the row counter app.

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I don't know if it's on iPhones.

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I have an Android.

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It is stinking amazing.

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It's incredibly cheap.

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You can buy a yearly subscription to it.

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And it gives you a couple more features.

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I'm sorry.

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I can't go back.

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No more manual counters.

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I can track a beautiful thing on here.

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Tina is living in the future.

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I can track 20 projects at a time.

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What's the one that I had?

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If you didn't want to pay for it, it only did like two projects.

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It only did two projects.

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I was like, yeah, I am constantly jumping between projects.

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That's terrible.

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You should go to the row counter.

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Tell us how you really feel.

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I have no idea what that is.

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I really, really, really have enjoyed the row counter app.

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It has a cute little icon if you're looking for it.

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It has a basket with a 26 on it.

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And then it has yarn balls and scissors and stuff on top of it.

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It's hilarious.

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I'm sorry.

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It's my row counter.

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I've been calling it row counter, but I guess it's called my row counter.

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Anyways.

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I've had the app for probably over a year now.

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I've used it for a long time.

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It is a bit of a curve to learn it because you have to get used to it.

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Especially with the counters.

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For example, I have a main counter and then I have a bunch of mini counters for this top.

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When I do all these different sections, the squares I did on top, that's a mini counter.

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The underarm shaping, that's a mini counter.

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My front left and my front right were two separate counters.

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And it's all in one area.

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So I don't have to be like, OK, what was I counting?

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I don't remember, but we're just going to keep going.

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Very cool.

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Yeah, I really like it.

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Neat.

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I swear.

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Not sponsored at all.

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If anything, I've paid them a lot.

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Not a lot, but a lot of money.

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I don't remember what it was.

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Now I'm curious how much this...

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I want to say it was like...

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What was the subscription?

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I'm sorry. Now I need to look this up.

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No, you're good. You're good.

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It's $9.99 for a premium yearly subscription.

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Yeah, it's nothing like crazy.

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That's not crazy at all. $10?

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No, it's not. It's really not.

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Just let me look.

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Premium listed here.

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One, two, three.

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Four times, and they're all different prices.

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Wait, what? Let me see.

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Row counter premium yearly, one year, $9.99.

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Premium, one year, $12.99.

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Row counter premium yearly, one year, $12.99.

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Yearly, one year?

277
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Row counter premium yearly, one year, $14.99.

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More years. Every year.

279
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All the years. That's the one?

280
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26?

281
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Um, yeah.

282
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No, that's it. But I don't know what that means.

283
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If you go in it, it'll tell you like the actual...

284
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It's not a lot of money.

285
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I know it's not a lot of money.

286
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I think, and I can't see that damn thing

287
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because it's on my other one.

288
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Hold on.

289
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I don't want to tell them anything yet, but

290
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they give you prices on the app page, I guess.

291
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I just paid for it the other day.

292
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But how much does it cost per year?

293
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I don't know.

294
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Anywhere from $9.99 to $14.99.

295
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And if you want no ads, it's another $2.99.

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Yearly.

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I want to say I pay the $12.99.

298
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That's not that bad.

299
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I want to say I do the $9.99 and then I do the no ads.

300
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Because I don't care about the ads.

301
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I imagine the ads are frustrating, too.

302
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You're just trying to click around.

303
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Guys, I'm just trying to click.

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I don't need to see an ad.

305
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I just want the clicky clicky.

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It also has this feature that apparently

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you can put it on if you have an Apple Watch or something.

308
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You're supposed to be able to pair it with a screen on your watch.

309
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I don't have those fancy touch screen watches.

310
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So I don't know if that's a thing.

311
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But it says you can do that.

312
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And then you can put a counter on your watch face.

313
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I will say the one major advantage I can see

314
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is that I lose these all the time.

315
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I'm always like, Jess, you have a broke counter.

316
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That's true.

317
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You have so many of them.

318
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She gave me a whole box of those crappy plastic ones

319
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that always stick really badly.

320
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But at least now we have some.

321
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Yeah, that's fair.

322
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If I can't find any more, it's awful.

323
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Yeah, I pretty much give away or mostly give away

324
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like 90% of what I knit.

325
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I don't keep that's my problem is I don't keep any of it.

326
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I've started keeping a lot of my stuff.

327
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Do you know what I keep?

328
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I keep the stuff that I'm like, oh, I can't give this to anybody

329
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because it's like all this is janky.

330
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I'll keep it.

331
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So like if someone were to come over and be like, wow,

332
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can I see some of your things?

333
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It's like all my janked up stuff.

334
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And I'm like, yeah, I swear I'm better than this.

335
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I'm better than I swear I'm a prolific.

336
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I am a really good knitter.

337
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This is just a really poor representation of my skillset

338
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because it's crap.

339
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Everyone's like, this sounds like like those old men fishermen

340
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that are like you should see the one I threw back.

341
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Yeah, these ones are tiny, but that big one, you know, I let him go.

342
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Oh, my God.

343
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Even closing an episode out can be the most difficult thing to do

344
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like these next few clips.

345
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All right. We're going to close up shit.

346
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We're at 42.

347
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So that's pretty good.

348
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Yeah. Why didn't I keep this up, man?

349
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Come on.

350
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Because you wanted you wanted to I don't know.

351
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Oh, no, we do not check out our Patreon.

352
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Wow. I haven't edited this in a while.

353
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Oh, that's because I thought I had edited it.

354
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And then I was like, oh, no, there it is.

355
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I'm reading it being like Anchorman here.

356
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That's it for this week for additional content

357
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and opportunities to connect with the cast.

358
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You got this. That stuff.

359
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And I'm not saying this week, right?

360
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This this time, this time, this episode.

361
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So this episode's. Yeah.

362
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We're going to get this right.

363
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You could still say this week because it is this week.

364
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Yeah. And then just it's not like we're saying like join us next time.

365
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Yeah. There you go.

366
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That's it for this episode of audio pleasure.

367
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This isn't an after hours episode.

368
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Oh, my Lord. OK. OK. I got it. I got it. I got it.

369
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I'm sorry. I just I really love the direct eye contact you gave me when you said that.

370
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Like, OK, OK, OK, OK. I got it.

371
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I get it. OK. All right. For real, for real.

372
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And cut it. Wow. Good job, guys.

373
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Oh, wait, we have to like sign out. Yeah.

374
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No one probably should do that.

375
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You're in charge of that button, too.

376
00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:27,220
Well, then wrong one. I got my good.

377
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I get my glasses on.

378
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They never left your face.

379
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:35,220
No, I was making a joke.

380
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Never. OK, let me set you up again. I'm sorry. Yeah.

381
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I got new glasses, by the way, and no one commented on them.

382
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And I'm really sad. They're really cute.

383
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I didn't know if they were new or if they were an old pair.

384
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I have to be honest with you. I never noticed people's glasses like ever.

385
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They're really cute.

386
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Actually, I really didn't care. I just thought about it now when I said my glasses.

387
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My glasses. My glasses.

388
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Take her out back, Freddie. OK.

389
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Ready? As ever going to be. OK.

390
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These next few clips have some innuendos in them, so I hope you catch my drift.

391
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Stop it. Stop it.

392
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It's like you do a lot of finger. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?

393
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Oh, God. I saw her laughing.

394
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:36,220
I'm done with work for 12 days. I don't need the 12 year old boy comments.

395
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You did want bloopers.

396
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I couldn't contain it. I was like, that's what she said.

397
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I do do a lot of fingering. You're right.

398
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:51,220
Anyway, all of you broke the two of you are any good.

399
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None of you are any good. None of you broke the tool.

400
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Me, on the other hand, I'm the best. Look, I wore this one out.

401
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And we even use that as a creeper.

402
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:07,220
I get that like a nasty. OK, hide the children.

403
00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:13,220
I know. Only people with dirty minds will think anything of that.

404
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:20,220
It's true. We didn't swear. We didn't. None of you are any good.

405
00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:26,220
And honestly, I have so much of it because it's actually two balls that I have of this fingering weight.

406
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Two of them, you say? Two. I am going to.

407
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That was a rant.

408
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Trying to get composed.

409
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,220
Sorry. She's trying to be a pervert.

410
00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:49,220
You know, that just totally. I was like, wow, that was a really random comment.

411
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She looked at me and she went, two of them.

412
00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:57,220
Bullshit.

413
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None of you are any good. We're all children. We're all children.

414
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OK. Thanks for listening along with our bloopers.

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For more information regarding Part of My Stash, please check out our Web site, Part of My Stash dot com.

416
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And also check out our sponsor, Jimmy Beans Woll dot com.

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In January, we normally take a break from recording.

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So our next episode will be coming in the beginning of February.

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So we will see you then.

