I'm Drea. I'm Meg. I'm Dina and Dom Jess and this is parted my stash
You're supposed to let that play. I see that now. Let me retry!
Dude those bloopers are like, hit me!
So it's long!
We gotta do that one more time.
Okay.
I'm Dina and it's time for the holiday special, The Stash.
I'm Dina and it's time for the holiday special over here at Parted My Stash.
This episode is all about the recorded bits that got sent to the cutting floor.
We like to do this as our final episode for the year to look back on the silliness that occurred along the way.
First up, Dreya forgets how to start a new episode after talking about what we're working on.
Welcome to this week's topic.
I don't know why I said that.
You know what? This is a movie.
You welcomed everyone though, so that's good. I feel welcomed.
I'll walk it back and do it again.
Please proceed.
I'm Dreya.
This is quiet time.
No, we're not doing quiet time.
You said silly.
You did.
It is supposed to be very silly.
I'm Dreya.
That was a good one though.
I'll do it again.
It's gonna be exactly the same so don't laugh.
I'm Dreya.
I'm Meg.
I'm Tina.
That was perfect too.
I was about to go but Dreya was...
That was beautiful.
I know, I started talking and then I saw you open your mouth and I was like oh no.
It was just back from up the mouth.
It was another one of those moments.
I'm Jess.
No you're not.
Take seven.
Our group tends to get distracted really easily.
You can see from the next few clips.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I just caught it.
I was trying really hard not to.
Some of the smaller projects, I'll just want to put them all in the same kind of bigger bag and then...
What are you staring at?
I'm just trying really hard not to yawn.
You're up Jess.
You good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Seven whips.
We're gonna get through it.
Hold on.
Seven whips.
Two chains.
Two chains?
Amazing.
Sorry.
Kinky or crochet pattern?
Who knows?
Anybody's guess.
No, it's me.
I'm Dreya Two Chains.
I'm so done because I'm giggling in my head now because now I just hear Two Chains yelling.
That is your own fault.
You brought that on yourself.
It's okay.
It's alright.
It's a fleeting thought.
I believe in you.
And I already forgot this.
Son of a...
I already forgot the thing.
If you see our projects...
Oh, in the hundredth.
Oh boy.
Your girl needs to look stuff up.
Gooooo.
Why did you say it like that?
Why not?
Jesus Christ.
That's funny.
Ready?
You want good sh**?
Go to our website.
I'm gonna get a picture of you with a shady jacket so that you can be on the website.
What do you want?
We got make-amongs.
What?
We got make-amongs.
We got a comment section.
I'm gonna smoke.
You got questions, I got answers.
You know what? You gotta do green screen.
Green screen like papers.
So when you open the code, you put like different...
Oh dear God.
Are we capable of that?
I think this is an ad.
I will pay Instagram to run this ad.
Because I want people to see that this is a paid advertisement.
Like we thought it was that legit.
Yeah.
Done and done.
We'll work on it.
Sorry.
Take us out Jess.
You want a Q&A section?
You got questions, we got answers.
We got answers.
I got a player in case for some reason you can't use any of the plethora of tools to listen.
If you actually want to see the shit we're working on, we've even got a blog.
Wow.
You wanna see what we're working on?
We got pictures.
Hey, we got sponsors.
Sponsor.
Alright.
Ready? Yes.
He always had the best intros, man.
Bahamut? Bahamut.
That and Shiva.
We're talking about Final Fantasy.
We are talking about Final Fantasy.
Sorry, oh I forgot to mention that.
We're just gonna make some odd references to a video game during this Nip podcast.
Uh.
Outside of distractions, sometimes things just kinda happen.
Like these next few clips.
Give me like two seconds, I'm sorry because I forgot my row counter.
Oh no.
I'm gonna get half of the blooper reel from this episode.
Listen.
It's just one of them doobie like that.
It doobie like that sometimes.
Draft.
One of these crazy old nights.
I am working on...
I love how you immediately went into that.
Just launch in.
I am still working on the French Can Can by Mademoiselle.
See, it's not just me.
French is hard.
Mademoiselle.
I don't remember the name.
There's gonna be a lot of emphasis on that first syllable.
I...
God.
12,000 years we may get done introducing our projects.
And I'll be done with mine.
And in 12,000 years I'll be done editing.
Jesus.
Told you it sounds like a frog.
This whole episode.
You know what?
It was actually a good episode.
Damn.
No.
That's the best part of the blooper reel.
That surprised me.
I mean if it was loud enough.
We had this beautiful ending moment.
And then Drea just goes...
I'm so sorry.
It was not intentional.
We forgive you.
I will control my body.
Okay.
Oh, sorry.
I always do that.
I don't know.
You think it's four buttons.
I would know which button is which.
But I'm like no.
This is really feeling me applause tonight.
I did that for me.
That's for me.
Be sure to check out our website for more information as well as pictures regarding our current projects, patterns and yarns.
I'm rusty.
I was like wait what?
I'm doing that for me.
That's poetry.
Alright.
And while we do have bloopers, sometimes we just have to cut certain segments for time.
And so these clips show some of the content that we just had to cut because it didn't fit inside the episode.
That's so funny.
I like big clunky, cabled shawls.
That's my jam.
Y'all good?
I think your head just broke her row counter.
I have that one too.
I don't like it.
It sticks.
Mine doesn't do that.
That's odd.
May, I encourage you to graduate to a new form of counting called the row counter app.
I like the clicking sound.
I know.
I'm the same way.
I like the clicky clicky.
Wait, I want to preface this.
I am not sponsored by this app nor have I worked on this app.
I just freaking love the row counter app.
I don't know if it's on iPhones.
I have an Android.
It is stinking amazing.
It's incredibly cheap.
You can buy a yearly subscription to it.
And it gives you a couple more features.
I'm sorry.
I can't go back.
No more manual counters.
I can track a beautiful thing on here.
Tina is living in the future.
I can track 20 projects at a time.
What's the one that I had?
If you didn't want to pay for it, it only did like two projects.
It only did two projects.
I was like, yeah, I am constantly jumping between projects.
That's terrible.
You should go to the row counter.
Tell us how you really feel.
I have no idea what that is.
I really, really, really have enjoyed the row counter app.
It has a cute little icon if you're looking for it.
It has a basket with a 26 on it.
And then it has yarn balls and scissors and stuff on top of it.
It's hilarious.
I'm sorry.
It's my row counter.
I've been calling it row counter, but I guess it's called my row counter.
Anyways.
I've had the app for probably over a year now.
I've used it for a long time.
It is a bit of a curve to learn it because you have to get used to it.
Especially with the counters.
For example, I have a main counter and then I have a bunch of mini counters for this top.
When I do all these different sections, the squares I did on top, that's a mini counter.
The underarm shaping, that's a mini counter.
My front left and my front right were two separate counters.
And it's all in one area.
So I don't have to be like, OK, what was I counting?
I don't remember, but we're just going to keep going.
Very cool.
Yeah, I really like it.
Neat.
I swear.
Not sponsored at all.
If anything, I've paid them a lot.
Not a lot, but a lot of money.
I don't remember what it was.
Now I'm curious how much this...
I want to say it was like...
What was the subscription?
I'm sorry. Now I need to look this up.
No, you're good. You're good.
It's $9.99 for a premium yearly subscription.
Yeah, it's nothing like crazy.
That's not crazy at all. $10?
No, it's not. It's really not.
Just let me look.
Premium listed here.
One, two, three.
Four times, and they're all different prices.
Wait, what? Let me see.
Row counter premium yearly, one year, $9.99.
Premium, one year, $12.99.
Row counter premium yearly, one year, $12.99.
Yearly, one year?
Row counter premium yearly, one year, $14.99.
More years. Every year.
All the years. That's the one?
26?
Um, yeah.
No, that's it. But I don't know what that means.
If you go in it, it'll tell you like the actual...
It's not a lot of money.
I know it's not a lot of money.
I think, and I can't see that damn thing
because it's on my other one.
Hold on.
I don't want to tell them anything yet, but
they give you prices on the app page, I guess.
I just paid for it the other day.
But how much does it cost per year?
I don't know.
Anywhere from $9.99 to $14.99.
And if you want no ads, it's another $2.99.
Yearly.
I want to say I pay the $12.99.
That's not that bad.
I want to say I do the $9.99 and then I do the no ads.
Because I don't care about the ads.
I imagine the ads are frustrating, too.
You're just trying to click around.
Guys, I'm just trying to click.
I don't need to see an ad.
I just want the clicky clicky.
It also has this feature that apparently
you can put it on if you have an Apple Watch or something.
You're supposed to be able to pair it with a screen on your watch.
I don't have those fancy touch screen watches.
So I don't know if that's a thing.
But it says you can do that.
And then you can put a counter on your watch face.
I will say the one major advantage I can see
is that I lose these all the time.
I'm always like, Jess, you have a broke counter.
That's true.
You have so many of them.
She gave me a whole box of those crappy plastic ones
that always stick really badly.
But at least now we have some.
Yeah, that's fair.
If I can't find any more, it's awful.
Yeah, I pretty much give away or mostly give away
like 90% of what I knit.
I don't keep that's my problem is I don't keep any of it.
I've started keeping a lot of my stuff.
Do you know what I keep?
I keep the stuff that I'm like, oh, I can't give this to anybody
because it's like all this is janky.
I'll keep it.
So like if someone were to come over and be like, wow,
can I see some of your things?
It's like all my janked up stuff.
And I'm like, yeah, I swear I'm better than this.
I'm better than I swear I'm a prolific.
I am a really good knitter.
This is just a really poor representation of my skillset
because it's crap.
Everyone's like, this sounds like like those old men fishermen
that are like you should see the one I threw back.
Yeah, these ones are tiny, but that big one, you know, I let him go.
Oh, my God.
Even closing an episode out can be the most difficult thing to do
like these next few clips.
All right. We're going to close up shit.
We're at 42.
So that's pretty good.
Yeah. Why didn't I keep this up, man?
Come on.
Because you wanted you wanted to I don't know.
Oh, no, we do not check out our Patreon.
Wow. I haven't edited this in a while.
Oh, that's because I thought I had edited it.
And then I was like, oh, no, there it is.
I'm reading it being like Anchorman here.
That's it for this week for additional content
and opportunities to connect with the cast.
You got this. That stuff.
And I'm not saying this week, right?
This this time, this time, this episode.
So this episode's. Yeah.
We're going to get this right.
You could still say this week because it is this week.
Yeah. And then just it's not like we're saying like join us next time.
Yeah. There you go.
That's it for this episode of audio pleasure.
This isn't an after hours episode.
Oh, my Lord. OK. OK. I got it. I got it. I got it.
I'm sorry. I just I really love the direct eye contact you gave me when you said that.
Like, OK, OK, OK, OK. I got it.
I get it. OK. All right. For real, for real.
And cut it. Wow. Good job, guys.
Oh, wait, we have to like sign out. Yeah.
No one probably should do that.
You're in charge of that button, too.
Well, then wrong one. I got my good.
I get my glasses on.
They never left your face.
No, I was making a joke.
Never. OK, let me set you up again. I'm sorry. Yeah.
I got new glasses, by the way, and no one commented on them.
And I'm really sad. They're really cute.
I didn't know if they were new or if they were an old pair.
I have to be honest with you. I never noticed people's glasses like ever.
They're really cute.
Actually, I really didn't care. I just thought about it now when I said my glasses.
My glasses. My glasses.
Take her out back, Freddie. OK.
Ready? As ever going to be. OK.
These next few clips have some innuendos in them, so I hope you catch my drift.
Stop it. Stop it.
It's like you do a lot of finger. Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?
Oh, God. I saw her laughing.
I'm done with work for 12 days. I don't need the 12 year old boy comments.
You did want bloopers.
I couldn't contain it. I was like, that's what she said.
I do do a lot of fingering. You're right.
Anyway, all of you broke the two of you are any good.
None of you are any good. None of you broke the tool.
Me, on the other hand, I'm the best. Look, I wore this one out.
And we even use that as a creeper.
I get that like a nasty. OK, hide the children.
I know. Only people with dirty minds will think anything of that.
It's true. We didn't swear. We didn't. None of you are any good.
And honestly, I have so much of it because it's actually two balls that I have of this fingering weight.
Two of them, you say? Two. I am going to.
That was a rant.
Trying to get composed.
Sorry. She's trying to be a pervert.
You know, that just totally. I was like, wow, that was a really random comment.
She looked at me and she went, two of them.
Bullshit.
None of you are any good. We're all children. We're all children.
OK. Thanks for listening along with our bloopers.
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In January, we normally take a break from recording.
So our next episode will be coming in the beginning of February.
So we will see you then.