1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,420 I'm Drea. 2 00:00:01,420 --> 00:00:02,260 I'm Meg. 3 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:03,080 I'm Tina. 4 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:04,560 And I'm Jess. 5 00:00:04,560 --> 00:00:07,120 And this is Pardon My Stash. 6 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,240 Welcome to Pardon My Stash, 7 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,040 a podcast about knitting within the fiber arts 8 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,280 and how awesome it is. 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:20,560 Yeah! 10 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,480 All right, now that we've settled down a little bit. 11 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,320 Have we? 12 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,160 Have we? 13 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,000 Have we? 14 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:26,320 That's a big ask. 15 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:27,320 I'm sorry, guys. 16 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,520 I'm hosting, so that means we're not gonna take 17 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:30,360 anything serious. 18 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,640 I like that though. 19 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,040 Before we get into today's topic, 20 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,160 let's find out what everybody's working on this week. 21 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,000 Drea! 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,120 Absolutely nothing. 23 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:43,960 Because! 24 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:45,400 I finished my project! 25 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:46,240 Woo! 26 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,800 I actually have two wins, so we'll start with this one. 27 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,720 Okay. 28 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:56,320 I did finish the French Can Can by Mademoiselle C. 29 00:00:56,320 --> 00:01:01,320 I used Madeline Tosh DK for the body in Home Means Nevada. 30 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:09,640 And the border was Mad Tosh Vintage in bourbon rye. 31 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:12,960 I love the way that this came out. 32 00:01:12,960 --> 00:01:14,640 The colors are beautiful. 33 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,140 The cables are, as Meg said to me earlier, super defined. 34 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:20,680 It's very squishy. 35 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:24,240 Not only did I finish this, I did weave in all of my ends. 36 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,400 Whoa! 37 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,400 I know. 38 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:27,600 Like immediately. 39 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,440 Whoa! 40 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,260 Yeah, immediately. 41 00:01:29,260 --> 00:01:30,100 Absolutely. 42 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:30,920 Immediately. 43 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:31,760 You know what's great? 44 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,400 We have a matchy project only mine's jellyfish. 45 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:35,240 It's true. 46 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,080 Oh my God, it is true. 47 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,280 It's the same colors. 48 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,520 Wait, so you're saying while she's wearing that, 49 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,720 she can hold a jellyfish? 50 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:44,800 Yeah, and they match. 51 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,160 Actually, I've got something for this. 52 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:48,000 Okay. 53 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:49,520 This clues into part two. 54 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:50,360 Part two. 55 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,200 Part two. 56 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:55,360 I actually blocked and I photographed the arachnid shawl. 57 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,200 Whoa! 58 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:05,280 I'm very proud of myself because blocking is hard, 59 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:06,760 but it did come out beautifully. 60 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,480 And not only did I block it, I did photograph it. 61 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,640 And I have found the perfect model 62 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,680 for all of my knits moving forward. 63 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,680 If you follow me on Instagram, 64 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:19,440 you know that Frank is my new model. 65 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,280 He takes a great photo. 66 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:21,120 Congratulations, Frank. 67 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,240 Oh my God. 68 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,000 He took such good photos. 69 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:26,480 What a job promotion for Frank. 70 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,400 I know. 71 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,520 And you know what? 72 00:02:29,840 --> 00:02:32,040 He's gonna wear this one after I block it. 73 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:32,920 It's gonna look good. 74 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,800 Oh, it's gonna look so good. 75 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 And you know what? 76 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,800 If you do want him to hold the jellyfish 77 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,240 and we can get a two-fer photo. 78 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,480 Oh man. 79 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,280 Can you imagine how good that photo is going to be 80 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,480 of him wearing this shawl 81 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,000 and holding a matching jellyfish? 82 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:48,880 Oh my God. 83 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,880 It's like blowing my mind just thinking about it. 84 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,720 Yeah. 85 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,920 I am so stoked. 86 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,160 Please make the magic happen. 87 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,000 I'm going to. 88 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,200 Frank doesn't know it yet, but man. 89 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,680 Frank, hold this. 90 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:02,040 Please let's not tell him until he's actually 91 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,640 wearing the shawl and then be like, 92 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:04,480 hold this. Hold on. 93 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:05,320 Yes. 94 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:06,920 Please hold this. 95 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:07,880 It matches. 96 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:08,720 That's my plan. 97 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:10,280 I don't think that he listens every week. 98 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:13,080 So, strong possibility. 99 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,880 I love it. 100 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,840 Be like, but Frank, how else are people going to know 101 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:19,680 the plenty of uses of this yarn? 102 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,520 This is a really good point. 103 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,720 The versatility. 104 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,760 It is versatile. 105 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:25,600 That was the mood. 106 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,440 It's going to be so good. 107 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,080 So yes, I am working on nothing 108 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,680 because I finished everything. 109 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:33,040 I mean, that's a fantastic update over there. 110 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:33,880 I know. 111 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,480 I'm very stoked, especially because like the last few times 112 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,300 I'm just like, 113 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,300 mm, ho hum, slugging away. 114 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:44,960 But you did it. 115 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,080 I did do it. 116 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:49,920 I'm very much in the, in the vein of like doing it 117 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,800 these days. 118 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:51,640 Good. 119 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:52,920 Thank you. 120 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:53,760 Meg. 121 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,600 Oh. 122 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,440 No. 123 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,320 That's one way to transition. 124 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,920 I've been, so I can't say, 125 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:04,040 I did finish the hat I was working on in our last episode. 126 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,360 Oh, I loved that. 127 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,200 Thank you. 128 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:08,120 Mary looks like fall. 129 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:08,960 Immediately. 130 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:09,800 Of course. 131 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:13,440 Like literally the minute that it came off the blocking rack, 132 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:15,040 she was like, I had a hat. 133 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,480 And this morning Jess sent a picture 134 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,720 of her getting dressed for school, 135 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,840 like all dressed in her jeans and her t-shirt 136 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,000 and this hat that in no way matched the rest of it. 137 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,120 But it looked so good. 138 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,240 She made it work. 139 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,000 I was happy I finished the Sparanzabini. 140 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,920 It's blocked. 141 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,940 I like it. 142 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,020 I probably will never wear it 143 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,920 because my kid's gonna wear it. 144 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:35,840 But at least it's getting worn. 145 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,120 It's getting, and that's fine. 146 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,160 That's fine. 147 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:41,440 Ocean Stones has kind of been in a timeout for, 148 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,800 not because I'm not enjoying it, 149 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,200 but just because I have had, 150 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,240 it's the second week of school. 151 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,880 I have very little wherewithal to do anything. 152 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,000 Congratulations. 153 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,560 No, it's not done yet, man. 154 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,000 But you got through the first week-ish? 155 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:54,840 Yeah. 156 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,680 Yeah, week-ish. 157 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,160 That counts, that counts. 158 00:04:57,160 --> 00:04:58,480 Yeah. 159 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,000 So if I get like a row done every night, 160 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,580 I consider that a win because generally I'm home 161 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:05,480 and I'm too tired to do anything. 162 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,920 That one's in timeout right now. 163 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,400 I'm also crocheting squares again, don't ask. 164 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:13,360 And I am working at this moment in time 165 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:14,560 on my Franken sweater, 166 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,640 which had been put down for a while 167 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,280 while I was trying to crank out that beanie. 168 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:21,000 Believe it or not, I'm getting close 169 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,680 to the second yoke increase. 170 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,680 I'm getting there. 171 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,200 So I'm working on it in Critical Hit Dyes Ranger 172 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,560 with, in the colorways, Daylight. 173 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,640 And this one right now is Daylight and Imbulk held double. 174 00:05:35,640 --> 00:05:37,040 And eventually I'll drop Daylight 175 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:40,320 and I'll just do two Imbulk and just keep going. 176 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,500 I've got a fade idea going on. 177 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,480 So we'll see if this thing ever sees the light of day. 178 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,960 But right now it's a really good project 179 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,260 to just knit round and round 180 00:05:47,260 --> 00:05:51,160 when I have got no capacity to do anything else. 181 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:54,240 Considering your workload, I think that's a good update too. 182 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,200 I started my own school last week too. 183 00:05:56,200 --> 00:05:58,800 Like my own classes for me. 184 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,060 And no. 185 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:06,360 Well, we'll give Mega Break and check in with Jess. 186 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,440 So I am still working on the Enchantment shawl 187 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,360 by Susanna Icy. 188 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,820 I'm onto the lace part. 189 00:06:16,820 --> 00:06:18,880 I finished the beaded top part 190 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,840 and now I'm at the beaded lace part and it's going. 191 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,240 I feel like I'm gonna be playing Yarn Chicken at some point 192 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,080 but I'm not sure yet. 193 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:26,900 So we'll see. 194 00:06:27,740 --> 00:06:29,200 The nice thing about playing Yarn Chicken 195 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,200 with your own yarn is you can just make more. 196 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:35,060 The great thing about playing Yarn Chicken with this yarn 197 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:37,040 is that it's the shadow of Erin gradient 198 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:39,640 which means the end of it is just white. 199 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:42,840 So I don't have to dye anything. 200 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,360 I can just add that in there. 201 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,220 So that's a plus. 202 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:51,480 I still have a couple projects I need to block 203 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,680 in the wings right now. 204 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,760 Actually they're both pretty much the same project, 205 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,320 just different sizes. 206 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,500 I have the I Am Dragon 2 and the I Am Dragon. 207 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:03,600 Is it revamp or? 208 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,440 It's remix. 209 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:07,640 Both of those are done. 210 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:09,960 They need to be blocked but they need to be steam blocked 211 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,760 and the wherewithal for that right now. 212 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,640 She finished I Am Dragon 2 a year ago. 213 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,640 So when we say things have needed to be blocked, 214 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,360 they've been needed to be blocked for a while. 215 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:20,800 Well to be fair for both of those as well, 216 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:25,160 I need to get the clips that I have to add on to them as well 217 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,720 and I'm being lazy about that too because. 218 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,920 That's a lot to do though. 219 00:07:28,920 --> 00:07:32,120 As so many things and I have to order and buy. 220 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:32,960 That's too many things. 221 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,780 It's a lot. 222 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:34,620 So they're sitting there, they're done. 223 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:35,440 Put some things back. 224 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:36,280 They're nice. 225 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,560 I also have that jellyfish that I started 226 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,360 but then I got distracted by a beaded shawl. 227 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,120 So the jellyfish is mostly done. 228 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:43,760 It's got baubles. 229 00:07:43,760 --> 00:07:47,720 So that's waiting while I do beads instead. 230 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:50,240 Nice. 231 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,040 Yeah, jellyfish. 232 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,240 Jellyfishes. 233 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,360 Jellyfishes. 234 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:56,000 Tina, what you doing? 235 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,560 Well, I kind of have good news too 236 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,120 and I think Jess's is good news too. 237 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,560 I think everybody's got good news. 238 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,400 We all have good news today. 239 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:03,960 I'm excited for your good news. 240 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:08,960 Yeah, so as you, as the folks here at this table can see, 241 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,200 I have a project. 242 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,040 You do? 243 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,200 I have a pattern. 244 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,040 I'm excited for you. 245 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,720 And do you even have a little cast on? 246 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:17,560 I have a what? 247 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:18,400 Cast on. 248 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,220 A little cast on. 249 00:08:19,220 --> 00:08:20,060 Oh, I do. 250 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:20,900 I'm sorry. 251 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,040 I don't know why I didn't hear that, but I just didn't. 252 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,720 Okay, so yes, I do have a cast on. 253 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,040 You got a cast on. 254 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:29,800 And yeah, and I knit a little cast on. 255 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,040 So that's a win for me because I haven't really done that. 256 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,160 That's super. 257 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:35,000 And. 258 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:35,820 What are you making? 259 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:36,660 What is it? 260 00:08:36,660 --> 00:08:38,700 Yeah, so I haven't done these in a while. 261 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:39,840 So I'm a little rusty 262 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:43,520 because I also like trying to refigure out how to knit 263 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,120 after two months of not knitting has been a challenge. 264 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,360 The thing about riding a bike, they never tell you 265 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,840 that you still kind of sit there looking at the pedals 266 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:53,680 for a little bit before you remember. 267 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,500 Let's see. 268 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:55,340 Let's see. 269 00:08:55,340 --> 00:08:56,720 So you guys are good. 270 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,040 The reason why I saved this is 271 00:08:58,040 --> 00:08:59,600 because you guys are gonna laugh at me. 272 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:03,080 So I decided for my first project back 273 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:05,080 that I'm gonna do a test knit. 274 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:05,920 Oh my God. 275 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:06,760 Oh no. 276 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:07,580 We're all. 277 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,420 What is it? 278 00:09:08,420 --> 00:09:11,140 That's a lot of pressure. 279 00:09:11,140 --> 00:09:11,980 What did you do? 280 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:15,180 So I figured if I gave myself a deadline, a hard deadline 281 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,220 I would finish it. 282 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,780 Like, you know, it would make me stay on the needles 283 00:09:18,780 --> 00:09:19,620 and not just go, I can't do this. 284 00:09:19,620 --> 00:09:21,020 And you haven't done one in a while. 285 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:21,860 I haven't done it in a while. 286 00:09:21,860 --> 00:09:23,180 It's been a couple of years now. 287 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:24,020 So, okay. 288 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:25,940 So this one is called slip on your shoulder. 289 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:29,580 And it is by blame the knots who I started following 290 00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:34,100 because they did a YouTube video at some point 291 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,540 about part of my stash. 292 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,620 They had talked about us. 293 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:42,620 And so I followed them and they put out a testing call 294 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:45,860 and they needed a lady with some assets. 295 00:09:45,860 --> 00:09:47,220 And I said, I have that. 296 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,100 I have those. 297 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,460 I have those. 298 00:09:50,460 --> 00:09:53,980 So yeah, so that's the pattern I am doing. 299 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:54,820 Okay. 300 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,960 And so I'm casting on now 301 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:58,780 because I told myself I would cast on now. 302 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:02,060 It's not due until like late mid October. 303 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:02,900 Well, that's good. 304 00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,140 So I have plenty of time. 305 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:08,700 And it is a top, but it's short sleeve 306 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:10,460 and it is a little cropped. 307 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:13,700 And yeah, I think I have plenty of time. 308 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:14,660 I think I'm fine. 309 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:18,300 So the color ways that I am using, 310 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:20,220 I feel like I haven't done this in such a long time. 311 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,060 I feel silly. 312 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:26,380 I am using critical hit dyes in Druid DK. 313 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:28,820 And I'm using the color ways Thunderwave 314 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:30,580 and Tequila Sunrise. 315 00:10:30,580 --> 00:10:33,980 And how I'm going to make that work, let me tell you. 316 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:38,180 So I decided that I'm going to do Thunderwave on the sleeves 317 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:42,300 because the sleeves have a detail on them 318 00:10:42,300 --> 00:10:43,620 that I want to be able to see. 319 00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:47,420 And I thought Tequila, yeah, it's going to be too busy. 320 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:50,180 So I was like, I'm going to do Thunderwave on the sleeves. 321 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:54,300 And then I'm going to do a fade out of the variegated 322 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:57,100 into the solid, it back into the variegated on the body. 323 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:57,940 That'll be good. 324 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:58,780 That'll look really nice. 325 00:10:58,780 --> 00:10:59,860 And that is what I'm going to do. 326 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:04,860 And then I'll probably do the, there is tubular on this. 327 00:11:05,940 --> 00:11:09,580 And I'm going to do the tubular for the collar 328 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:13,780 and the body and the hem in the Tequila Sunrise. 329 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,820 And then I'll do the sleeve in the Thunderwave 330 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,260 since it's just soft. 331 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,940 That sounds awesome. 332 00:11:18,940 --> 00:11:20,180 So yeah. 333 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,380 Well, I'm excited for you. 334 00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:22,220 Yeah, I'm excited to see it. 335 00:11:22,220 --> 00:11:24,140 That's my plan. 336 00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:27,260 Yeah, I thought about it the other day. 337 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:30,700 And I always said I would wait for it 338 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,340 to kind of come to me, 339 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:36,100 but I had been talking with someone else. 340 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:37,180 I can't remember off the top of my head 341 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,740 who I was talking with, 342 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:42,900 but I was mentioning that my dad was somebody 343 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,940 who did not like to dwell. 344 00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:48,740 He just didn't like to sit and like, woe is me. 345 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:49,580 It's true. 346 00:11:49,580 --> 00:11:51,660 He just really didn't like that to the point 347 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:55,300 that he was like that about his cancer 348 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,620 and about everything. 349 00:11:56,620 --> 00:11:59,940 So I was just like, okay, so I know I'm sad 350 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,100 and I can continue to be sad, 351 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,660 but also my dad would not want me 352 00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:06,340 to stop doing things that I like 353 00:12:06,340 --> 00:12:08,220 because I'm sad about him. 354 00:12:08,220 --> 00:12:12,500 So I will try and do something fun and different 355 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:16,220 to just kind of reignite my interest and go that way. 356 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:18,580 So I always liked to test knit. 357 00:12:18,580 --> 00:12:21,300 So I'm like, let me try to do a test knit 358 00:12:21,300 --> 00:12:24,740 that I think will be reasonable to meet. 359 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,660 Well, and when you really felt called to you too, 360 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:28,740 which is also great. 361 00:12:28,740 --> 00:12:30,300 Yeah, I do like the design a lot. 362 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,900 It has a really pretty, you can't see it 363 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:36,220 because I did like my printer has like a toner thing. 364 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,580 Oh, it's doing the thing. 365 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:39,740 But it has this like really pretty texture 366 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:43,220 like along the shoulder, like up and down the sleeve. 367 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,060 It's really cool. 368 00:12:44,060 --> 00:12:44,900 Oh, that's fun. 369 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,740 I can't wait to see it. 370 00:12:45,740 --> 00:12:46,580 Yeah, it's gonna look so good. 371 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,420 I'm excited. 372 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,660 So shout out to Blame the Knots. 373 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:50,460 Thanks you for accepting me. 374 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:53,340 I hope you don't find out that this is my first test knit 375 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,500 in a long time. 376 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,540 But I, yeah, no, I've done it. 377 00:12:57,540 --> 00:13:00,220 I've just, you know, it's a little rusty right now, 378 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,380 but I think it'll be a good get back 379 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,300 into the saddle kind of project. 380 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,140 So. 381 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:06,540 Yeah. 382 00:13:06,540 --> 00:13:08,500 So as you may or may not know, 383 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:12,220 we are coming up soon to our hundredth episode 384 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:17,220 and Dreya last time spoke about how we are doing a giveaway. 385 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,660 So if you are not aware of our giveaway, 386 00:13:19,660 --> 00:13:21,060 if you go to our website, 387 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:25,020 we have a big button on our homepage that says, 388 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,380 enter the giveaway. 389 00:13:26,380 --> 00:13:28,780 So in honor of our hundredth episode, 390 00:13:28,780 --> 00:13:30,620 we will be giving away two amazing prizes 391 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:33,620 courtesy of Jimmy Beans Wool to celebrate. 392 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,100 The first prize will be five skeins of Yarn Citizen 393 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,820 Harmony Fingering Yarn in Driftwood 394 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:43,740 and a Deli-Q Makers Mesh Tote Bag in Teal. 395 00:13:43,740 --> 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And be sure to check out our website, partofmystash.com 409 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:28,280 for more information as well as pictures 410 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:31,580 regarding our current projects, patterns and yarns. 411 00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:37,900 So this week we are being absolutely silly 412 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,800 and it's already started because 413 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:42,020 no one can contain themselves right now. 414 00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:45,300 But as per usual, I'm not doing anything serious. 415 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:49,460 So the episode topic for today is going to be 416 00:14:50,540 --> 00:14:52,100 the zombies, they're coming. 417 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:52,940 Are they? 418 00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:53,860 The apocalypse has come. 419 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:54,700 Oh God. 420 00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,180 And I'm not prepared. 421 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,020 October is almost here. 422 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,460 All we have with us. 423 00:14:58,460 --> 00:14:59,300 Could be breakouts. 424 00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:03,300 Are our tools here for our knitting supplies. 425 00:15:03,300 --> 00:15:04,760 We're not gonna worry about children 426 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:06,260 or significant others at the moment. 427 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,580 We're just going to, they're fine. 428 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,420 It's got real dark. 429 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,260 They're fine. 430 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:11,100 Real fast. 431 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,780 They're in the helicopter and they are already going 432 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,600 to the safe zone. 433 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,440 And they left us behind. 434 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,280 They left us behind. 435 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,300 Yeah, we were at a fiber fest or something. 436 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:20,540 No, we're recording the episode and you know, 437 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:23,460 Frank and Pat dropped by and picked up Mariel 438 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:24,660 and we're all good. 439 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,220 We're not, but not us. 440 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,700 We're like, no, go, we gotta finish this. 441 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:30,620 No, that's gonna come out right. 442 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,820 Okay, let me try that again. 443 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:33,940 It's got real dark. 444 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,980 All right, so in this alternative reality 445 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,060 where we just have to worry about the four of us 446 00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:42,220 and not the other people. 447 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:43,060 Yeah. 448 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:43,880 That's fair. 449 00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,540 Just the four of, no, just to make it less complicated. 450 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,780 Just to make it less complex. 451 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:47,620 Just us. 452 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,460 Just us four. 453 00:15:48,460 --> 00:15:49,280 Okay. 454 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:50,120 And the zombies, they're coming. 455 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,300 Kids, SOS and pets are all fine. 456 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:53,140 They're all fine. 457 00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:54,500 We're just gonna assume they're fine. 458 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,340 Okay. 459 00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:58,620 So the zombies are coming. 460 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:00,300 The apocalypse is nigh. 461 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:03,820 And now we have all we have to save ourselves 462 00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:08,380 are our knitting, crochet and other fiber art supplies. 463 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,820 So whatever is in this bag. 464 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:11,660 Yes. 465 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,500 Let's, you know what? 466 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,340 Wait, wait, wait. 467 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,780 Is it literally just our knitting bags? 468 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:16,060 No, cause you guys don't have, 469 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,540 you don't have huge bags on you. 470 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:19,140 Well, I never have a, listen. 471 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:21,020 Okay, but if we're here, can we use then, 472 00:16:21,020 --> 00:16:21,860 like what is in the space? 473 00:16:21,860 --> 00:16:24,500 Are we doing parameters of the world before we start? 474 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,340 This sounds very DND right now. 475 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,540 It really does. 476 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:28,740 It really does. 477 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,580 I'm not DMing someone else. 478 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:30,420 Cause if we're here. 479 00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:31,420 No, but I'm DMing. 480 00:16:31,420 --> 00:16:32,260 I'm DMing. 481 00:16:32,260 --> 00:16:34,020 I will DM this world. 482 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:34,860 I got markers. 483 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,180 I'd say you got some markers. 484 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,020 That's important. 485 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:37,860 They're metallic. 486 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,500 And they're permanent. 487 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,340 Oh, good. 488 00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:41,340 We can draw on the zombies. 489 00:16:41,340 --> 00:16:42,180 Okay, so. 490 00:16:42,180 --> 00:16:43,380 This is off to a good start. 491 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,700 But if we say it's this house, 492 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:48,700 we've actually do have, have like a bunch of stuff. 493 00:16:48,700 --> 00:16:51,300 I will say that you have everything 494 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,940 that is fiber arts related at your disposal. 495 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:54,780 That you already own. 496 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:55,620 I'm just gonna go with what everybody own. 497 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,460 That you already own. 498 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,980 So I'm just picturing you. 499 00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:01,380 Like, so let me, let me just describe this. 500 00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:02,220 We have a bag of holding. 501 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:06,260 We have a bag of holding and it's an infinite bag. 502 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:11,260 So if you not, like if you are hiking in the White Mountains 503 00:17:11,980 --> 00:17:13,300 and there are some of the huts, 504 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:14,380 they have the Hut Runners, 505 00:17:14,380 --> 00:17:17,020 which are these incredibly young 506 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:21,820 and in very, very amazing shape people 507 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:26,020 who basically intern and they schlep all of the gear 508 00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,380 to and from the huts. 509 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:31,020 And they have these massive frames on their backs 510 00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:33,860 in which they carry all of the food and supplies 511 00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:35,740 up these incredibly steep mountains. 512 00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,740 And now I'm just picturing you with one of those big, 513 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,620 like wooden frames and your whole stash, 514 00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:44,380 like on your back as we deal with the zombie apocalypse. 515 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,260 I'm picturing Adol from, I don't know. 516 00:17:46,260 --> 00:17:47,100 Yeah. 517 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,460 Carrying your whole. 518 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:50,980 Who can put it down and it turns into a stash. 519 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,580 Not realistic, cause it would not fit. 520 00:17:52,580 --> 00:17:53,420 So we're gonna do this. 521 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:57,900 So we're just going to pretend we have an endless bag 522 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,020 of holding all of our knitting and fiber arts. 523 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:01,420 So everything is just in there. 524 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:02,340 Okay, that's fair. 525 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:03,180 Okay, so. 526 00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:04,500 I am going to live dangerously 527 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,900 and just go by whatever I actually carry. 528 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,820 Okay, that's fair. 529 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,660 If you want to go with that. 530 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,020 I will live dangerously. 531 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:11,060 Ooh, okay. 532 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:15,340 I could do that because if I bring my main knitting bag 533 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,820 when I'm going someplace, the things that I put in there. 534 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:22,180 There could be anything in there. 535 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,020 It's true. 536 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:23,860 Legitimately. 537 00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,700 So I'm gonna try my hand at DMing. 538 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,420 So I hope I don't embarrass you too much, Meg. 539 00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:28,260 Why would it embarrass me? 540 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:29,540 Cause you're way better at this than I am. 541 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,460 Oh, probably not. 542 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,540 So, okay. 543 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,620 So. 544 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:33,580 Set the scene. 545 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,900 The scene is we just finished recording our podcast episode 546 00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:40,260 and we hear groans coming out. 547 00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:41,100 I don't like that. 548 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,020 Down the road. 549 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:46,100 And you know, it's not the dog next door. 550 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,300 It's definitely something else. 551 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,380 And yeah, let's start there. 552 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,500 We are at the table. 553 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,140 You have only the things that are knitting and fiber 554 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:59,020 and crochet related at your disposal. 555 00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,460 Nothing else in the house. 556 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,860 So what do you do? 557 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,060 I feel like knitting needles, 558 00:19:06,060 --> 00:19:08,980 lending themselves to pointy things. 559 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:12,260 But the thing is when all of us knit with circulars. 560 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:17,260 So we would have to get very close to actually. 561 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:22,620 And also my points on these are blunt. 562 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,460 Okay. 563 00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,380 So unless I'm literally getting into someone's eyes. 564 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:26,220 So we need the lace needles. 565 00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,300 Lace points, yo! 566 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:28,900 Lace points. 567 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:32,940 But again, again, you would have to get so close 568 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:34,460 in order to do damage. 569 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,460 And I don't want to get within arm's reach. 570 00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:38,700 First of all, you don't even know what those groans are. 571 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,540 That's true. 572 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:40,460 You haven't even discovered that. 573 00:19:40,460 --> 00:19:41,300 What kind, what kind? 574 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,420 Maybe you should go discover the groans. 575 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,500 I don't do that. 576 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,340 You don't go look at the groans? 577 00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,180 No. 578 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,020 You're the person the movie goes from the window. 579 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,860 No, maybe. 580 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:48,940 Not at all. 581 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:50,820 Yeah, from a window. 582 00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:51,660 I may look. 583 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,980 This is not gonna go very far 584 00:19:52,980 --> 00:19:54,860 because we're not the stupid people in movies 585 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,180 that go towards the groans. 586 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:58,100 We're gonna be like, oh, there's groans outside. 587 00:19:58,100 --> 00:19:59,980 Let's make sure all the doors are locked. 588 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,220 Yeah, like, mm-hmm. 589 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:02,060 And then call 9-1-1. 590 00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:02,900 Why am I saying I'm here? 591 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,420 It's just noises. 592 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,140 To get the story hook, 593 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:10,580 I'll say, I'll decide that at this late hour, 594 00:20:10,580 --> 00:20:12,820 I forgot to check the mail. 595 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,100 Sure, sure. 596 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,580 It's way more, way, way more realistic 597 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,140 to say you forgot to take the garbage out. 598 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:18,980 Yeah, that's actually true. 599 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:19,820 Way more realistic. 600 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,660 Because I have done that. 601 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:23,220 Okay, so Jess, you have determined 602 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:24,580 that you did not take the trash out. 603 00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:26,300 Yeah, so I gotta bring that to the curb. 604 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,260 Okay, so off to the curb you go. 605 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:32,460 And I notice, I hear the groaning. 606 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:33,300 Ooh. 607 00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:37,140 Okay, and I look up the road and. 608 00:20:37,140 --> 00:20:37,980 Ooh. 609 00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,260 So sorry. 610 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,100 I'm assuming I see just, you know, 611 00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,260 we don't normally get drunk people on this road. 612 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:49,260 So I've watched these movies and played these video games 613 00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:52,700 and I feel like I wanna get back inside. 614 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,700 Okay, you have every right to do so. 615 00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:58,100 As you get back inside, 616 00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:01,420 you turn around and take one last look 617 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,580 and you notice that he's not alone. 618 00:21:03,580 --> 00:21:05,860 Ooh, lots, lots. 619 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:08,740 Okay, so I would come inside and be like, you guys. 620 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,940 Guys, there's some creepy people down the street right now. 621 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,460 It is not Halloween yet. 622 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:17,060 Oh, that sounds terrifying. 623 00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,500 We live in a residential neighborhood. 624 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,340 Do you think they're drunk? 625 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,180 No. 626 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,660 No, no, no, no, no. 627 00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,500 Are they drunkies? 628 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:24,340 No, no, no. 629 00:21:24,340 --> 00:21:26,580 Closest bar is a little, 630 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:27,980 it's a bit of a distance from here. 631 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:30,580 They'd have to walk pretty far and get pretty lost. 632 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,180 You know, all them side streets. 633 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:38,020 All of a sudden you hear a rattle at the front door. 634 00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,460 Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. 635 00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:40,300 Weee. 636 00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,140 Weee. 637 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:43,980 Weee. 638 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:46,940 The fact that these zombies got up our driveway. 639 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:47,780 My zombies are grossed out. 640 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,580 My zombies are grossed out. 641 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:54,580 Um, well, I suppose you could take, I don't know. 642 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:58,540 I don't know if it would work very well. 643 00:21:58,540 --> 00:22:00,540 I was gonna say you could take the yarn 644 00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:05,540 and use it to reinforce the door, like tie up that lock. 645 00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:06,580 Oh, okay. 646 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:07,860 Make sure, make sure, yeah. 647 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,700 I don't know. 648 00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,380 I feel like, I mean, I've got some fingering weight. 649 00:22:11,380 --> 00:22:14,780 I feel like that's gonna snap pretty fast. 650 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:15,620 Need some bulky. 651 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:17,260 I feel like every time people bring up like, 652 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:19,620 oh, this isn't a post-apocalyptic life skill. 653 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:22,060 They're always talking about like knitting clothes 654 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:23,300 in the apocalypse. 655 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,140 No, sir. 656 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:24,980 All right. 657 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,380 And that's gonna take a really long, like the way I knit. 658 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:31,900 So I have some tips for some interchangeables. 659 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:32,740 Okay. 660 00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:33,560 Okay. 661 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:34,400 Here. 662 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,240 Okay. 663 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,080 They are size sixes. 664 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:36,920 Okay. 665 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,460 They're not connected to anything, 666 00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:41,380 but we could use these to like jam the lock. 667 00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:42,200 Could jam the lock. 668 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,040 Okay. 669 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:43,880 Yeah, you could. 670 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:44,700 Jam the lock. 671 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:45,540 All right, so you jam the lock with some size sixes. 672 00:22:45,540 --> 00:22:46,380 We've tied it. 673 00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:48,700 We've tied it to the doorknob with what type of yarn? 674 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,540 What type of yarn? 675 00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:50,380 Fingering weight. 676 00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,200 This is fingering weight. 677 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,140 I've got one of them. 678 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:54,100 It is actually, I don't know why I have it 679 00:22:54,100 --> 00:22:56,280 inside my Notion bag right now, 680 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,820 but I have one of those three attached latch hooky thingies 681 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,960 that make an I-cord. 682 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:03,580 So you could like whip up a stronger fingering weight. 683 00:23:03,580 --> 00:23:04,420 Oh, there you go. 684 00:23:04,420 --> 00:23:05,260 I-cord. 685 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:07,300 Use that to whip up an I-cord. 686 00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:08,500 Less likely to snap. 687 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:11,860 While you're whipping up a stronger I-cord, 688 00:23:11,860 --> 00:23:14,140 all of a sudden the bangs get louder 689 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:16,620 and you notice by looking out the window 690 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:21,620 that there is at least a dozen figures groaning 691 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,220 and banging on your door. 692 00:23:24,420 --> 00:23:25,980 Is this a TPK? 693 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:26,900 What is a TPK? 694 00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:27,900 Total party kill. 695 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,020 I don't even know what that means. 696 00:23:30,020 --> 00:23:30,980 We're all gonna die. 697 00:23:30,980 --> 00:23:31,820 Yeah, you're all gonna die. 698 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,660 No. 699 00:23:32,660 --> 00:23:34,540 Rocks fall, everyone dies. 700 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:36,860 We're now all gonna die. 701 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:39,060 No one's gonna die. 702 00:23:39,060 --> 00:23:40,340 No one's gonna die. 703 00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:41,740 Are they in the house yet? 704 00:23:41,740 --> 00:23:42,940 They're not in the house yet. 705 00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:44,420 Nope, nobody's in the house yet. 706 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,180 So the other thing, I mean, 707 00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:48,540 I know we've got circular needles 708 00:23:48,540 --> 00:23:50,220 you don't wanna get too close to, 709 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,940 but if you like, again, right now, 710 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:56,100 I've got a part of a shawl going on here. 711 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,940 It could make a decent sling. 712 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:01,460 Are you practicing your shiv-ing? 713 00:24:01,460 --> 00:24:03,340 I got these little mini scissors 714 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:07,220 that fold up into themselves, but if you like... 715 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:08,980 I'm sorry, I just look over and you're like... 716 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,100 No, it could be good. 717 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,620 Like you can hold it between your fingers like this. 718 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,820 But you know, they do have a sharper point, 719 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:18,660 so if you hit them hard, and I mean, 720 00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:20,460 a whole point, usually, I mean, 721 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,420 I'm assuming these are your normal zombies, 722 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,420 is you take out the brain and that's so, I mean... 723 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,620 Yeah, we're not doing running zombies 724 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,020 because if we did, we would all die. 725 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:30,860 Yeah, I don't run. 726 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:31,700 Immediately. 727 00:24:31,700 --> 00:24:32,520 I'm not in that kind of shape. 728 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,180 None of us are running, so yeah, 729 00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:35,020 that's, we're gonna try to give us a chance. 730 00:24:35,020 --> 00:24:37,020 I'm just saying, there's the small scissors 731 00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:39,620 if you aim with enough force in the brain. 732 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,860 It could work, it could work. 733 00:24:41,860 --> 00:24:46,020 All right, so we've all decided our weapons. 734 00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,020 I mean... 735 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,140 Somewhat. 736 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,740 I have a measuring tape. 737 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:53,580 And then you realize you forgot to close the garage door. 738 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:54,820 I don't know, I'm just throwing something out there. 739 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,300 That's not that far of a reach. 740 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:57,700 That happens at least once a week. 741 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:01,620 Okay, so you forgot to close the garage door 742 00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:05,940 and you hear some groaning coming down from downstairs. 743 00:25:05,940 --> 00:25:07,400 Oh, shoot. 744 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,820 So are they inside from downstairs? 745 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,260 So I'm gonna run up the stairs 746 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,660 and I'm gonna use my measuring tape to make a trip line. 747 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,500 Ooh, yeah. 748 00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,380 Because they're not agile. 749 00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:18,900 That's gonna trip them up a little bit. 750 00:25:18,900 --> 00:25:19,740 Yep, yep, I like it. 751 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:22,340 They won't be able to get all the way up the stairs. 752 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:25,380 I have all these small metal stitch markers 753 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:28,040 and I can throw those down the stairs to impede their feet. 754 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:28,880 Oh, like ball bearings almost. 755 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,260 So did you throw them? 756 00:25:30,260 --> 00:25:31,100 Yeah. 757 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:31,940 All right, there you go. 758 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,020 All right, all right. 759 00:25:34,020 --> 00:25:35,220 They didn't like that. 760 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:39,460 You know, if they fall down, we can try and like. 761 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:43,660 He starts, you see one starting to try to attempt the stairs 762 00:25:43,660 --> 00:25:45,740 but apparently he fails at stairs. 763 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:49,060 So he falls backwards and rolls back into the bottom. 764 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,860 How many did he take out? 765 00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,460 There's no one behind him right now. 766 00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,100 This is a lone soldier. 767 00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:55,060 Lone soldier. 768 00:25:55,060 --> 00:25:56,380 He has always had opportunities. 769 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:57,700 No, it's okay. 770 00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:59,740 No, cause keep that because we're gonna have to. 771 00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:01,980 He's starting to get shut the door. 772 00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:05,620 I'm ready with my stabbing tools. 773 00:26:05,620 --> 00:26:06,780 Well, you stab it. 774 00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:07,620 Well, I shut the door. 775 00:26:07,620 --> 00:26:10,340 Zombie on the bottom is figuring out how to get up. 776 00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,180 All right. 777 00:26:12,340 --> 00:26:13,180 Is that what you're doing? 778 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,700 I'm gonna shut the door and then I'll join you 779 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,420 with the lace. Where do you shit him? 780 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:19,060 As close to the face as I can 781 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,780 because I know that the smart thing to do 782 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:23,900 is to go through, is to like get the brain. 783 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:26,860 Okay, so you stab him in the eyeball. 784 00:26:26,860 --> 00:26:27,700 Let's say that. 785 00:26:27,700 --> 00:26:29,020 Okay, so you stab him in the eyeball. 786 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,500 He goes, and then he falls to the ground 787 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,780 and he goes, ah, then he's dead. 788 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:35,740 Yeah, these are weak zombies. 789 00:26:35,740 --> 00:26:37,300 Listen, I'm trying to give us a chance 790 00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:39,300 cause if these were any kind of zombies with powers, 791 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,140 we're dead. 792 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,860 Okay. 793 00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:45,780 So he's gonna be, and he just dies on the floor. 794 00:26:45,780 --> 00:26:48,900 So now you have the door in front of you. 795 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,060 All right. Still open. 796 00:26:50,060 --> 00:26:50,900 No, yeah. 797 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:51,900 Oh, I close it. 798 00:26:51,900 --> 00:26:52,740 Good job. 799 00:26:54,740 --> 00:26:55,820 Congratulations. 800 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:59,100 I was closing it while he was shitting the zombie 801 00:26:59,100 --> 00:26:59,940 in the face. 802 00:26:59,940 --> 00:27:01,940 Okay, Shiv, Jess closes. 803 00:27:01,940 --> 00:27:02,780 I'm a bad GM. 804 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:05,060 I already told you, I said GM. 805 00:27:05,060 --> 00:27:06,260 Same thing, same difference. 806 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:08,140 Game master, game. 807 00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:10,900 All right, so we've gotten that door shut 808 00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:15,660 and the groans are now like half and half. 809 00:27:15,660 --> 00:27:18,380 You see some that are trying to figure out 810 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,500 the garage situation, but because they're stupid zombies, 811 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:24,020 they really can't figure out the garage situation. 812 00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,940 And they also are toppling on top of each other 813 00:27:25,940 --> 00:27:27,660 because your stairs are really steep. 814 00:27:27,660 --> 00:27:28,500 That's fair. 815 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,380 So they're having a hard time. 816 00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:31,220 Having a hard time. 817 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:34,060 We should reinforce these doors. 818 00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,300 Do we have anything to reinforce the doors with? 819 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,900 I have another tape measure. 820 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:40,060 All the tape measures. 821 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:40,900 There's definitely more yarn. 822 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,940 Let's just break out all the tape measures. 823 00:27:42,940 --> 00:27:47,340 I have at least three balls of not using it. 824 00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:49,420 I think if we have some super bulky, 825 00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,660 we could knit a very sweet net. 826 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,940 No, I do not have that. 827 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:55,820 I have lots of bulky. 828 00:27:55,820 --> 00:27:56,660 All right, let's do bulky. 829 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:58,340 We may have some super bulky. 830 00:27:58,340 --> 00:28:00,260 We have to make the giant Blake 831 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,540 as a tablecloth to take him out. 832 00:28:02,540 --> 00:28:03,540 It worked on Minidor. 833 00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:04,860 It's not a zombie. 834 00:28:04,860 --> 00:28:06,820 How are we gonna knit a net that fast though? 835 00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,940 That's a lot. 836 00:28:07,940 --> 00:28:11,220 I have like a quarter of a ball of yarn. 837 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:12,060 We're a big red. 838 00:28:12,060 --> 00:28:13,140 Inside of a plastic baggie. 839 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:16,140 Yeah, big red didn't make it. 840 00:28:16,140 --> 00:28:20,620 Oh man. 841 00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:23,900 I'm dying because all I've, you know, 842 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:26,700 you know what this has just come to my head right now 843 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,780 is that we would all just die 844 00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:31,100 because we would have nothing. 845 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,820 We would have like. 846 00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:35,060 You know what I think my favorite part of all this is? 847 00:28:35,060 --> 00:28:37,420 Is you're like, yes, we have the apocalypse 848 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:38,620 and all we have are knitting tools, 849 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,460 but we're in our house. 850 00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,300 We're in a house. 851 00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:41,140 That's what I'm saying. 852 00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,220 We've got all the house stuff. 853 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,060 No. 854 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,940 So you're telling me that as zombies show up, 855 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:47,060 all of our belongings disappear at the same time 856 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:47,900 except our knitting stuff. 857 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:48,740 But what about all the knitting stuff 858 00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:50,180 that seems really unfair? 859 00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:52,780 Because there is still a lot of knitted stuff in the house. 860 00:28:52,780 --> 00:28:53,740 There is a pretzel. 861 00:28:53,740 --> 00:28:56,900 We could definitely use that as a distraction. 862 00:28:56,900 --> 00:29:00,620 I have a pretzel ornament in my knitting bag. 863 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:01,940 Why not? 864 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:02,780 I know. 865 00:29:02,780 --> 00:29:03,620 Why not? 866 00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:05,060 Why not? 867 00:29:05,060 --> 00:29:05,900 I mean. 868 00:29:05,900 --> 00:29:07,060 It's pretty sturdy though. 869 00:29:07,060 --> 00:29:08,900 I thought I could like hook it at someone. 870 00:29:08,900 --> 00:29:10,820 I feel like the moral of this entire story is, 871 00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:14,060 oh my God, what is not in people's knitting bags? 872 00:29:14,060 --> 00:29:16,180 What is not in their knitting bags? 873 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,420 I have some borbs. 874 00:29:17,420 --> 00:29:18,620 I mean, they're kind of soft, 875 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,740 but I bet if you've been barred people with them, 876 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:22,580 it would at least cause some confusion. 877 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,860 Yeah, I've lost the plot. 878 00:29:23,860 --> 00:29:25,940 I actually have just dying at the fact 879 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:27,980 that Dreya having a pretzel in her. 880 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,220 A pansexual pride sticker. 881 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,220 You know what that's gonna do. 882 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,460 You show the pride sticker to the zombies 883 00:29:34,460 --> 00:29:37,260 and they go, oh, that's nice. 884 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:38,300 There you go. 885 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:39,300 They're nice zombies. 886 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:40,140 They're accepting. 887 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:43,780 I mean, I feel like this is like what, wow. 888 00:29:43,780 --> 00:29:45,260 You think about it, the stuff you throw, 889 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:48,980 I have earbuds, one doesn't work, but they're in here. 890 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:53,980 I have an extra, pardon my stash, 891 00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:57,780 fall 22 make along for the hat. 892 00:29:57,780 --> 00:29:58,620 Okay. 893 00:29:58,620 --> 00:29:59,460 Okay, hold on. 894 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,500 Metal crochet hook. 895 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:03,300 I feel like you could use that as a stamping tool. 896 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:05,260 You could, you could. 897 00:30:05,260 --> 00:30:08,300 I've got a crap lot. 898 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:13,300 I could do darts with all my lace tip needles. 899 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,420 Okay, all right. 900 00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,820 I got some pins. 901 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:17,940 I'm sure those would be pokey 902 00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:20,020 if you put them on the floor, people step on them. 903 00:30:20,020 --> 00:30:20,900 That's a good point. 904 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:22,980 If you pull off, we all have pins. 905 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,180 I have two nail files. 906 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,420 Two emery boards, yes. 907 00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:31,420 Two emery boards that are actually no longer functional 908 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,060 because I use them and put them. 909 00:30:34,060 --> 00:30:35,980 So we could like do a nice little whip 910 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:37,660 in the back of their head like that. 911 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,500 Yeah. 912 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:41,340 I've got two non-circulars right now, 913 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,460 just sitting there for, here's my. 914 00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:47,300 So the circulars we could use as a choking method, right? 915 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:49,340 That's like a good thing. 916 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,900 Like pull the neck. 917 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:53,940 More darnable needles. 918 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,020 My God, how many needles do you have in there? 919 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,580 A lot, these are of double points. 920 00:30:57,580 --> 00:30:58,420 A lot. 921 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,460 I thought I had a lot of needles. 922 00:31:00,460 --> 00:31:02,220 And I've got my darning needles. 923 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,020 Jess is gonna stab a lot of zombies. 924 00:31:04,020 --> 00:31:05,780 I'm gonna stab a lot of zombies. 925 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:09,020 In case we need a four inch ruler. 926 00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,980 They just gotta. 927 00:31:10,980 --> 00:31:12,260 Oh wait, I'm sorry, two. 928 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,100 Two inch. 929 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:14,500 Check her yarn weight. 930 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,340 You know. 931 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:19,020 Well now I know where all of the, 932 00:31:19,020 --> 00:31:20,740 those are all double points. 933 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:22,660 Yeah, but I got some of your carbons. 934 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:23,860 Oh, they're my carbons. 935 00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:26,460 It only took an apocalypse for you to find 936 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:28,300 all of the needles that are missing. 937 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,140 Yes. 938 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:31,260 Beads upon beads in case we need more. 939 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:32,940 Okay, can you just take a look? 940 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:34,860 Do you see all those beads? 941 00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:37,020 Every time, we literally went to Joanne's the other day 942 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,740 and she was like, I might need more beads. 943 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:40,660 I'm like, you have bought so many beads in the last month. 944 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:41,500 But they were different colors. 945 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:42,900 Please stop buying beads. 946 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:44,580 There are so many beads in this house. 947 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:47,420 It's like the eyes from a few years ago, 948 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,260 only now it's the beads. 949 00:31:48,260 --> 00:31:49,100 I lost those again. 950 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:49,940 Hold on. 951 00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:51,140 Oh my God. 952 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,420 Okay, here's the extra. 953 00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,420 The zombies hear Meg's argument 954 00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:57,060 about Jess hoarding all the things. 955 00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:58,820 And they go, maybe not this time. 956 00:31:58,820 --> 00:31:59,660 They walk. 957 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:03,460 Come at me, brah. 958 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,580 And they walk away. 959 00:32:04,580 --> 00:32:05,420 They take some steps back. 960 00:32:05,420 --> 00:32:07,260 They hear Jess yelling about how she has. 961 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,340 Wait, wait, wait, here's some more. 962 00:32:08,340 --> 00:32:11,140 She has too many eyes, but she lost the eyes. 963 00:32:11,140 --> 00:32:13,420 You know, that's enough for them. 964 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:14,260 Yep. 965 00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:15,860 Do you know what you're giving right now? 966 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:16,940 Do you know what you're giving? 967 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:20,220 You're giving Mrs. Potato Head at the end of Toy Story 2 968 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,580 where she's just putting things into the back 969 00:32:22,580 --> 00:32:23,820 of her husband's back. 970 00:32:23,820 --> 00:32:25,220 That's her nose. 971 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:26,380 That wasn't his back. 972 00:32:26,380 --> 00:32:28,420 That was his booty. 973 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:29,260 So really. 974 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:30,100 Close enough. 975 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:33,700 The moral of the story is just have Jess start explaining 976 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,740 what's in her bag and all the zombies will go. 977 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,300 And that's, I mean. Wow. 978 00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:40,100 I've also got my felt bucket like real close. 979 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,700 And that's got some real pointy needles, 980 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:43,820 but they break real easy. 981 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:44,660 They would hurt. 982 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,460 The zombies are gone. 983 00:32:47,460 --> 00:32:49,620 They've given up. 984 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,660 They made a good choice. 985 00:32:50,660 --> 00:32:51,580 We gotta go. 986 00:32:51,580 --> 00:32:52,420 We gotta go. 987 00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:54,020 They made a good choice. 988 00:32:54,020 --> 00:32:54,860 Oh my God. 989 00:32:54,860 --> 00:32:59,380 This is what happens when you've been knitting 990 00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:03,060 or crocheting as long as we have. 991 00:33:03,060 --> 00:33:05,660 Your bag just is a lawless wasteland. 992 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:06,500 Yeah. 993 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:07,780 I don't know where the pretzel came from. 994 00:33:07,780 --> 00:33:08,620 Of stuff. 995 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:09,900 That's great. 996 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:12,180 You really don't remember where that came from at all. 997 00:33:12,180 --> 00:33:13,540 Wow. 998 00:33:13,540 --> 00:33:15,860 Like I have no idea how long it's been in here. 999 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,900 I mean, it's a knitting fight club bag. 1000 00:33:17,900 --> 00:33:20,780 So I couldn't have been carrying it around with me too long. 1001 00:33:20,780 --> 00:33:21,620 That's true. 1002 00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,860 Because I haven't had the bag that long. 1003 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,660 I have a plastic gingerbread man in one of my other bags 1004 00:33:26,660 --> 00:33:30,820 that I'm pretty sure I got from the first craft fair 1005 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:31,980 we ever did. 1006 00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:36,100 And somebody gave it to Mariel and she put it in my bag. 1007 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,300 I have one too. 1008 00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:38,980 Oh, so it was the second craft fair. 1009 00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:41,460 Second craft fair, because you were sick for the first one. 1010 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,380 Yeah. 1011 00:33:42,380 --> 00:33:44,820 And it's in my bag. 1012 00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:45,660 Yep. 1013 00:33:45,660 --> 00:33:46,780 Guys, I lost all my goats. 1014 00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:47,740 I'm sure it's fair. 1015 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:50,460 The zombies are gone and we saved the day 1016 00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:53,060 by scaring them with all of these items. 1017 00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:56,300 Did we save the day or just ourselves? 1018 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:57,860 Probably just ourselves. 1019 00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:58,700 Probably just ourselves, 1020 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,260 because the zombies probably went to the next house. 1021 00:34:01,260 --> 00:34:02,100 I feel bad for them. 1022 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:02,940 Yeah. 1023 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:04,820 I don't know, they got a big dog next door that way. 1024 00:34:04,820 --> 00:34:07,340 There's literally dogs on all three sides of us. 1025 00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:10,260 So I feel like everybody else will be fine. 1026 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:11,780 We're the only house that doesn't have dogs 1027 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:12,620 in this general area. 1028 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:15,300 So basically the zombies went, not this neighborhood, 1029 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,780 just skedad. 1030 00:34:16,780 --> 00:34:17,620 The next one. 1031 00:34:17,620 --> 00:34:18,460 The next one. 1032 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,780 Yeah. 1033 00:34:19,780 --> 00:34:20,620 But yeah. 1034 00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:22,740 I'm glad we went on this journey. 1035 00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:25,060 It felt very short. 1036 00:34:25,060 --> 00:34:28,060 It felt like it was just like a nice 1037 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:30,100 what's in the bag kind of episode. 1038 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:30,940 I like the what's in the bag. 1039 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:33,140 In the most roundabout but interesting way possible. 1040 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:36,060 No, no, no, zombie apocalypse is not about the bag. 1041 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:38,900 I'm actually going to take these emery boards out 1042 00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,340 and put them in your garbage, 1043 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,580 because I don't know why I keep putting them back 1044 00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,380 in my notions bag because. 1045 00:34:44,380 --> 00:34:46,180 Because you think I'm gonna put them in the garbage 1046 00:34:46,180 --> 00:34:48,140 when I next see a garbage. 1047 00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:48,980 Yeah. Yeah. 1048 00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:49,820 And then you put them away. 1049 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:50,660 But then you don't. 1050 00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,100 Like I'm on the couch and I'm knitting. 1051 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:52,940 So I guess I'm just gonna put it back in. 1052 00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,420 I should probably throw that out. 1053 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,260 Yeah. 1054 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:58,260 Yeah. 1055 00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,940 Wow. Yeah. 1056 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:01,980 Oh, I also have this. 1057 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,140 Is that a tag? 1058 00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:05,620 It's a tag for yarn. 1059 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:07,220 And guess what yarn it is. 1060 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,460 Jeans. 1061 00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:10,300 Jeans. 1062 00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,100 It's the jeans. 1063 00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:13,540 It's the jeans. 1064 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:14,380 Yes. 1065 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:17,660 For anybody who wanted to know, 1066 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:21,300 the faded jeans yarn that I used for that. 1067 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,500 Unfortunate shawl. 1068 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,300 That was eaten by my cat. 1069 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:25,220 Yes. 1070 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:30,220 It is 65% super washed merino and 35% bamboo. 1071 00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,740 That's a really interesting composition. 1072 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:34,580 Yeah. 1073 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:35,420 Of yarn. 1074 00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,260 I've used that often. 1075 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,100 Yeah. 1076 00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:40,180 And it was 1,120 yards. 1077 00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:41,020 Jeez. 1078 00:35:41,020 --> 00:35:42,180 It was a big one. 1079 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:43,100 That's a hefty skein. 1080 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:43,940 Yeah. 1081 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,780 Yeah. 1082 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,620 She was thick. 1083 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:48,100 Well, to bring this all back, 1084 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:51,180 somehow. 1085 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:52,020 Can we? 1086 00:35:52,020 --> 00:35:53,460 No, we can't. 1087 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,660 I feel like this episode really got away from us. 1088 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:56,740 You know what though? 1089 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:57,580 Zombies. 1090 00:35:57,580 --> 00:35:58,420 It. 1091 00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:00,580 What did you say? 1092 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:02,020 I just said zombies. 1093 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:04,820 You know what though? 1094 00:36:04,820 --> 00:36:08,740 I think that is proper fitting that we went completely 1095 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:13,100 and lost the plot on episode 99. 1096 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,620 I think, you know, that's fair. 1097 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:15,460 You know what? 1098 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,140 You know what guys? 1099 00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:20,660 How you can use a thousand double pointed needles 1100 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:22,060 against zombies. 1101 00:36:22,060 --> 00:36:23,660 All right, listen up crafters. 1102 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:26,780 The moral of today's story. 1103 00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:28,340 This is knitting boot camp. 1104 00:36:29,980 --> 00:36:31,100 Are we going to learn how to knit? 1105 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,580 No. 1106 00:36:32,580 --> 00:36:34,700 You're going to learn how to trip some zombies. 1107 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,140 They happen to come into your house. 1108 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:39,380 Trip and mortally wound zombies. 1109 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:42,460 So, yeah. 1110 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:44,180 Did you like my stabbing noises today? 1111 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:45,020 I did. 1112 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,300 I did really enjoy them. 1113 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:50,700 So on that note, I hope everybody enjoyed that. 1114 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:51,860 I did. 1115 00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,020 One of my goats disappeared. 1116 00:36:53,020 --> 00:36:55,060 The zombies took my goat. 1117 00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,540 It's a point protector shaped like a goat. 1118 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,740 They were both right here. 1119 00:37:02,740 --> 00:37:04,900 And now one of them is context. 1120 00:37:07,820 --> 00:37:09,700 Context is important. 1121 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:11,740 Just throwing that out there. 1122 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:12,580 Oh my God. 1123 00:37:14,940 --> 00:37:16,500 Episode 99. 1124 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,660 Give or take. 1125 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:18,500 Zombies? 1126 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:23,620 We had a lot of really serious episodes. 1127 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:25,580 But now you're going to be thinking about it. 1128 00:37:25,580 --> 00:37:27,180 It's all about balance. 1129 00:37:27,180 --> 00:37:29,420 Maybe now you'll pack important stuff 1130 00:37:29,420 --> 00:37:33,180 inside of your possible zombie apocalypse bag. 1131 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:35,620 Or at least clean the garbage out. 1132 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,460 You know what? 1133 00:37:36,460 --> 00:37:38,740 You'll put the garbage out on time. 1134 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,580 No, she won't. 1135 00:37:39,580 --> 00:37:40,420 No, I won't. 1136 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,260 She won't. 1137 00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:42,100 Nothing from this. 1138 00:37:42,100 --> 00:37:44,140 She will lie in bed until she hears it down the street. 1139 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:44,980 That's true. 1140 00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:47,180 And then she will do a mad dash 1141 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:48,420 to get it down to the curb. 1142 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,420 That's true. 1143 00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:50,260 Every time. 1144 00:37:50,260 --> 00:37:52,220 Frank puts it out the night before. 1145 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,060 Yeah, it doesn't happen in the zone. 1146 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,540 The trash dash. 1147 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,860 Shit. 1148 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,860 The funny thing is she doesn't need to do it. 1149 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,980 It legitimately happens every single Monday. 1150 00:38:01,980 --> 00:38:05,380 I even give myself a reminder the night before. 1151 00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:06,820 Doesn't happen. 1152 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,980 I hope I'm helping somebody this night 1153 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:11,620 to remember to put their trash out. 1154 00:38:11,620 --> 00:38:12,460 No. 1155 00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:13,300 No. 1156 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:14,140 No. 1157 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:19,100 Because you know, those really judgmental zombies 1158 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:21,220 are not going to stay because they were just like, 1159 00:38:21,220 --> 00:38:22,940 nah man, nah man, not this house. 1160 00:38:22,940 --> 00:38:23,780 Not this house. 1161 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:25,540 Not this house, man. 1162 00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:26,940 Tina, do you want to take us out? 1163 00:38:26,940 --> 00:38:31,020 Oops. 1164 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,300 Thanks for listening. 1165 00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:33,540 We'll be off the air now. 1166 00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:36,660 No, just kidding. 1167 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:37,700 That's it. 1168 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,620 It kind of went off the block. 1169 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:39,700 Just wing the sign out. 1170 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:40,540 Wing the sign out. 1171 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:41,380 Okay. 1172 00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:45,140 For additional content and opportunities to connect. 1173 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,460 Wait, we're keeping this? 1174 00:38:46,460 --> 00:38:49,900 I don't know. 1175 00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,100 We can, I'm just saying. 1176 00:38:52,100 --> 00:38:56,220 I love how you're just like completely phoning it in. 1177 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,060 You're like, so anyway. 1178 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:02,260 You enjoyed yourself. 1179 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:05,060 Come back next time for 100,000. 1180 00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:05,900 Come back for more. 1181 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,100 Guys, guys, I just figured out this is going 1182 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,540 to be our holiday episode. 1183 00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:11,220 You know, this is it. 1184 00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:12,060 This is it. 1185 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:12,900 This is it. 1186 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:13,740 I feel like that's fair. 1187 00:39:13,740 --> 00:39:14,580 I'm not going to do any bloopers. 1188 00:39:14,580 --> 00:39:15,420 This is the holiday. 1189 00:39:15,420 --> 00:39:16,260 This is the holiday episode. 1190 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:18,420 Brought to you by Part of My Stash. 1191 00:39:20,180 --> 00:39:21,020 You're welcome. 1192 00:39:21,020 --> 00:39:23,140 Be sure to tune in next time for more 1193 00:39:23,140 --> 00:39:24,860 Left, Tears, and Dread. 1194 00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,700 Me. 1195 00:39:25,700 --> 00:39:26,940 Part of My Stash. 1196 00:39:28,940 --> 00:39:29,780 You know what? 1197 00:39:29,780 --> 00:39:31,940 It's a glass in this house. 1198 00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:34,780 No. 1199 00:39:34,780 --> 00:39:35,620 Oh no. 1200 00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:38,180 The beads. 1201 00:39:38,180 --> 00:39:39,020 How? 1202 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:40,700 Why am I on the floor? 1203 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:43,820 My feet are covered in beads. 1204 00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:44,660 Oh my God. 1205 00:39:44,660 --> 00:39:47,060 I heard it go. 1206 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:47,900 Oh my God. 1207 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:48,980 I really did. 1208 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:51,540 Oh my God. 1209 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:53,260 I don't even want to get up. 1210 00:39:53,260 --> 00:39:54,580 Don't move. 1211 00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,500 Jess, that's so many beads. 1212 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:03,180 I hate you so much right now. 1213 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:04,980 I hate you so much. 1214 00:40:04,980 --> 00:40:05,820 Oh my God. 1215 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:06,660 And they're white. 1216 00:40:08,380 --> 00:40:10,380 You're never going to find them all. 1217 00:40:10,380 --> 00:40:11,220 Oh sure I will. 1218 00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:12,060 You're going to be looking, 1219 00:40:12,060 --> 00:40:13,860 you're going to be finding beads for years. 1220 00:40:13,860 --> 00:40:14,700 Trust me. 1221 00:40:14,700 --> 00:40:15,540 I'm aware. 1222 00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:17,380 It'll be fine. 1223 00:40:17,380 --> 00:40:20,100 At this point, I did cut the episode 1224 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:23,340 because it was time to help Megan and Jess 1225 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:26,900 get all the beads off the floor that Jess just dumped. 1226 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:29,500 I hope you enjoyed this really silly episode 1227 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:33,220 and we can't wait to celebrate 100 episodes with you 1228 00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:54,220 here at Part of My Stash.