1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,840 I'm Drea. 2 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:01,680 I'm Meg. 3 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:02,500 I'm Tina. 4 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,620 And I'm Jess. 5 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:06,220 And this is Pardon My Stash. 6 00:00:06,220 --> 00:00:09,220 ["Pardon My Stash"] 7 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:14,480 Welcome to Pardon My Stash, 8 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,500 a podcast about knitting within the fiber arts 9 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:17,760 and how awesome it is! 10 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:18,920 Woohoo! 11 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:20,880 I don't know why I read that like 12 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,680 a Spanish soccer commentator, but that... 13 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,080 Not in a volume. 14 00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:27,200 Not in a volume if you were doing that. 15 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,040 Okay, anyway. 16 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,720 What are those like big, big trumpet things? 17 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,560 Vuvuzelas? 18 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:34,400 I don't know how you pronounce it. 19 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,920 Anyways, back to knitting. 20 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,920 No, not one of vuvuzelas. 21 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,000 Before we get started on this week's topics, 22 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,840 let's find out what everybody's working on this week. 23 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,960 Jess! 24 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,720 I'm making a drag orb. 25 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,760 It's a dragon orb. 26 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,640 It's like a borb, only it's a dragon. 27 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,080 And I'm making a black dragon 28 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:56,400 because I made a copper dragon, 29 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:57,960 but I'm not giving that one away. 30 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:00,400 So I'm making a black dragon. 31 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,640 And I haven't decided if I'm giving this one away. 32 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,040 Just for our listeners reference, 33 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,360 there's just roving all over the place. 34 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:10,160 There's just a pile of fur over here right now 35 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:12,400 and miscellaneous tools. 36 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,160 And there's like, like, he's got like a little nose 37 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,720 and a tail going on right now. 38 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,560 Like that's it. 39 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:19,720 I thought that was another crow. 40 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,840 He was blending into the rest of the fur. 41 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,560 Yeah, I gotta do another crow too, 42 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,200 but I want to make another dragon right now, so. 43 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:28,040 That's fair. 44 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,480 But so that's what I'm doing. 45 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:35,480 And I'm using a felted ornament base 46 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,040 that I got from Felted Sky. 47 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:43,040 And I'm using roving right now that I actually died here. 48 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,320 Ooh! 49 00:01:44,320 --> 00:01:45,680 And didn't completely destroy. 50 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,560 So like that's my fun crow colors 51 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,840 is actually our Vishka colorway on roving. 52 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,080 That's cool. 53 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:53,880 And most of it looks like Vishka 54 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:55,360 and some of it came out a weird color 55 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:57,760 and I don't care because it's fine for felting. 56 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,680 That's very cool. 57 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,520 Meg? 58 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,560 I am almost finished. 59 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,400 Whoa! 60 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,720 Whoa! 61 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:08,200 With the third incarnation of my matchy makey. 62 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,040 Yay! 63 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,920 I've had a little snag here and there. 64 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,320 But it's the Owl Nuvo Cowl by Mary P Hunt. 65 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:25,320 And I am knitting it out of Malabrigo sock in Azules, 66 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,560 which is a really, really pretty blue color. 67 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:33,560 And Ashen Bumble 8020 sock in the colorway appropriately. 68 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,240 Barn Owl, which is a really pretty like variegated brown. 69 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:39,640 I've really enjoyed it. 70 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,800 I enjoyed it more when I got really frustrated one night 71 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,720 because there's a lot of like big sections 72 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,200 of one color and when I would get tired, 73 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,400 I would kind of, eyes would glaze over and I'm like, 74 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:55,160 I can't tell if that says it's that six stitches 75 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,480 or seven stitches and I kept messing it up. 76 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,480 So one night after I went to bed, 77 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,160 after like my 10th fit of rage, 78 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,240 Jess actually took it upon herself to sit there 79 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,600 and count out every single one of those 80 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,080 and put the number next to it. 81 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,040 So after she did that, it flew. 82 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,720 So I didn't have to keep counting the little boxes. 83 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:15,000 I just looked down and see like, 84 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,040 oh, there's a little seven there. 85 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,480 So that was really nice of her 86 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,280 because she finished hers like, 87 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,880 I don't know, a month ago at this point. 88 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,880 So, but I'm catching up. 89 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:28,120 I'm almost done with it. 90 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,000 It's finally gonna be a finished project for the year. 91 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:31,840 Congratulations. 92 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,480 I've, this been a tough spring. 93 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,400 I'm glad it's almost done. 94 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,120 But you hit the halfway point of the year. 95 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,800 So maybe this is, we're getting there. 96 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,640 Almost. 97 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,880 Get in there. 98 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,160 Drea? 99 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:45,400 Almost done with the Arachne shawl. 100 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,480 More applause. 101 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:49,600 I've got 18 rows left and then I'm done. 102 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,440 Woohoo. 103 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,760 I'm also playing yarn chicken. 104 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,960 I can't wait to do that. 105 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,080 Cause we have the same yarn. 106 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,920 I have an itty bitty shawl left. 107 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:59,040 Drama suspense. 108 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,000 Lord. 109 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,880 And I'm looking forward to finding out 110 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:04,880 if I did good or not. 111 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:09,880 It is the Arachne shawl by Claire Slade Barely Knits. 112 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,800 I'm using plies and howl hounds in Penny 113 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,960 using Flower Moon and Nightmares plus 10. 114 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,800 Plus 10. 115 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,640 Plus 10. 116 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:22,460 Always. 117 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:23,300 Many nightmares. 118 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:24,140 Many nightmares. 119 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:25,840 What about you? 120 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,000 So before I get into what I'm working on right now, 121 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,960 I just want to announce that I was working 122 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,520 on a many chickens. 123 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,360 I love the yarn chickens. 124 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:35,040 They are fabulous. 125 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:35,880 And they're squishy. 126 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:37,320 I found a pattern. 127 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:42,320 It was called the Cluck Norris Gang on Etsy. 128 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,760 I was looking for machine knit patterns. 129 00:04:45,760 --> 00:04:48,460 If you don't know, I have two Addi machines 130 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:52,680 and I have a bunch of yarn that I would really like 131 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,080 to use on the machine. 132 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:56,180 I don't want to hand knit it 133 00:04:56,180 --> 00:04:58,100 cause they're not pleasant to touch 134 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:00,360 in a hand knitting kind of way. 135 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,680 So I was looking for patterns and I found the chickens 136 00:05:02,680 --> 00:05:06,120 and I'm using that as a base, 137 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:09,640 but I modified the pattern slightly just so that 138 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,120 there would actually be like a chest on the chicken 139 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,920 cause I felt like the chest is really important to have. 140 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,240 Chickens do have really broad chests. 141 00:05:18,240 --> 00:05:21,160 Yeah, I wanted them to have a big poofy chest. 142 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:28,420 So yeah, I think I've made about 12 chickens. 143 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:33,000 They're all laying in various locations in my craft room. 144 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,880 My daughter stole one and gave one to her teacher. 145 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:37,960 She didn't steal it. 146 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:38,780 She asked. 147 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:40,200 Okay, that's the best end of year gift though. 148 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,880 Like if a student gave me a chicken, 149 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,240 I mean, my kids don't give me anything, 150 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:47,040 but if they did, I would be so excited. 151 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,820 Yeah, she asked me if she could give one of the chickens 152 00:05:49,820 --> 00:05:52,320 to her teacher and I said, absolutely, here you go. 153 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:54,420 Give a chicken to the teacher, why not? 154 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:58,680 Yeah, we had a craft show last week on Friday 155 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,720 and I had brought two of the chickens. 156 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,440 I hadn't finished many of them yet. 157 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:07,400 And I decided right then and there 158 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:11,440 that my table is now going to be bags and burbs 159 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:14,640 and I'm gonna have a bunch of chickens with my bags. 160 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:15,840 That's what I've decided. 161 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:18,080 It's gonna be fun. 162 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:20,360 So yeah, that's what I have been working on, 163 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:25,360 but what I have tonight is the seed dot beanie 164 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,360 in the super bulky version 165 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:34,120 and I am using Madeline Tosh ASAP in wilted. 166 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:37,000 And I remember last time we got together, 167 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,520 I was like, this isn't really super bulky. 168 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:41,660 I don't really think this is super bulky. 169 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:44,080 Well, now that I've like knitted up, 170 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:47,400 I'm using like 13s and 15s and it's not holy. 171 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:51,720 So I do find, this is pretty condensed. 172 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:56,720 So I'm going to take my last times comment back 173 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:01,960 and I do feel this sits in super bulky range, 174 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,940 but it's still a very small super bulky. 175 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:09,080 Like it's definitely not as thick, like a hometown. 176 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,420 What were the needles for the ones 177 00:07:11,420 --> 00:07:13,280 that we did with the Mecca? 178 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:14,680 What was the needle size? 179 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:15,520 Nine and 10. 180 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,280 Yeah, so that is a huge difference. 181 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:18,800 Really big difference. 182 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,920 And I didn't think it would be 183 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:23,320 because it doesn't look that much thicker. 184 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,160 No, it doesn't. 185 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,040 But if that's 15s right there, 186 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,560 that's a huge difference in age. 187 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:30,560 Yeah, wow. 188 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:32,040 Yeah, and it doesn't, you just- 189 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:32,880 It doesn't look it at all. 190 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:33,720 It doesn't look like it would look like that. 191 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:35,440 It looks like the same fabric. 192 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,320 So yeah, it is indeed a super bulky. 193 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:42,920 So I stand corrected and I will learn to respect labels more 194 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,600 than assume that they are wrong. 195 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:50,160 I mean, we would have known this earlier 196 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,920 if you'd done one thing. 197 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:52,760 Did a swatch. 198 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,320 Yeah, if you had done a swatch. 199 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,360 If you had done a swatch. 200 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:56,600 Well, this hat is my swatch. 201 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,960 So- 202 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,520 Okay, but I've done that a lot too. 203 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,600 The hat is the swatch. 204 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:06,360 But other than me disagreeing with printed labels, 205 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,480 the hat itself is coming up really nice. 206 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,120 It is really soft if you want to touch. 207 00:08:11,120 --> 00:08:11,960 Oh, I do love that. 208 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,040 It is very squishy. 209 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,920 I feel like that's gonna bloom like crazy. 210 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,960 Probably. 211 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,400 Not in size, but in the texture. 212 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,240 Yeah. 213 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:21,640 It feels like it's gonna bloom. 214 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:22,480 Hold on, hold on. 215 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:24,360 We're gonna, everybody gotta touch. 216 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,200 Without knocking over microphones. 217 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,640 Without knocking over mics. 218 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:31,720 But yeah, I think it's gonna come out really good. 219 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:36,720 And I will be happy to have that as kind of the sample yarn 220 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:42,360 for the seed dot beanie pattern. 221 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,400 If you're interested in Madeline Tash ASAP yarn, 222 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:48,840 you can find that at jimmybeanswool.com. 223 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,800 And be sure to check out our website, partofmystash.com 224 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,800 for more information as well as pictures 225 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,920 regarding our current projects, patterns and yarns. 226 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:03,360 Okay, for today, we are going to be a little loose and fun. 227 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,000 And we're gonna play a fun game 228 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:13,080 of would you rather fiber arts edition. 229 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,640 I am super pumped for this. 230 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,160 Like really pumped. 231 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,400 These questions are ridiculous. 232 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:18,240 I can't wait. 233 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,920 So if you wanna play along at home, you can. 234 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:27,600 And then you can send us your answers via comments or email 235 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:31,360 or blog post comments or Instagram, whatever you wanna do. 236 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,200 We'd love to hear what your opinions are 237 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,640 inside these comments. 238 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:39,160 I'll start, I'll go for like a softball on the first one. 239 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:43,360 So would you rather knit with bulky yarn 240 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,280 or lace weight yarn for the rest of your life? 241 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:47,640 Come on, man. 242 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,480 I said it was a softball, okay? 243 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,480 That is the biggest of softballs. 244 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,520 Bulky all the way. 245 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:54,880 All day, every. 246 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,080 Wow, this one's agony for you, isn't it? 247 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:00,160 No, this is actually pretty terrible for me because 248 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,000 I hate bulls. 249 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,840 I hate bulls. 250 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,880 All right, well you better think about it. 251 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,400 Honestly, and thinking about it real quick, 252 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,640 like 100% not bulky. 253 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,480 Really? 254 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,760 I'm gonna say that because you know what? 255 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:16,720 I can take lace weight yarn and make it into something else. 256 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:17,640 You can double it. 257 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:20,920 I can have like 10 skeins of lace weight 258 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:24,120 and make it into something that is not lace weight. 259 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,800 Listen, I will learn how to ply my own yarn. 260 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:28,920 I'll learn it. 261 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:31,440 And ply some lace together. 262 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:35,800 I am firmly in the camp of F lace weight, but. 263 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,640 I mean, I like lace weight. 264 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,560 You can combine it. 265 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:41,960 I think that I might be harder in the camp of F bulky weight. 266 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,520 I just don't like bulky. 267 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,680 I would go bulky. 268 00:10:44,680 --> 00:10:45,520 Yeah. 269 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:46,360 Yeah. 270 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:47,200 Because you know what? 271 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,400 I actually really do like working with bulky. 272 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,240 I really do. 273 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,080 I don't mind it. 274 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,640 It's okay on occasion. 275 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:54,200 I think I don't wanna live there. 276 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,520 It would get really like after a while, 277 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,160 like that's an end to all summernets. 278 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:02,200 You have to find some really like, 279 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,840 I'm not a person that can wear a bulky weight sweater. 280 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,800 You know, that's gonna look real weird. 281 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:11,360 So I'm gonna have to find some ways to finesse that. 282 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:14,840 But there are a million patterns on Ravelry. 283 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,720 So I'm sure I can find a few that would work. 284 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,920 I would probably start making holy sweaters 285 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,160 because of all the lace. 286 00:11:21,160 --> 00:11:22,760 Just so that there's airflow. 287 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,360 But I still think I'd rather do bulky. 288 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,200 I would. 289 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:30,040 I understand your point about doubling lace weight though. 290 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,200 I can appreciate that. 291 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,840 Double, triple, quadruple, ten times. 292 00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:36,880 Just not by a 12. 293 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:38,880 12 ply lace weight. 294 00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:39,720 Oh my God. 295 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,240 All right. 296 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:43,160 You ready for another one? 297 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,320 Oh yeah. 298 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:48,280 Would you rather have an unlimited supply of yarn 299 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:52,080 or unlimited access to every knitting pattern? 300 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:52,920 B. 301 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,480 It's fair. 302 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:57,480 Definitely. 303 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,320 I already have more yarn 304 00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,960 than I'm ever probably gonna knit with. 305 00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,280 So. That's fair. 306 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,080 An unlimited supply of yarn 307 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:04,840 does not really get me that excited. 308 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,560 I'm kind of, I'm with you on that. 309 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,920 I'm probably gonna go patterns too 310 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:11,080 because I definitely have reached sable times four. 311 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,080 So it's an unlimited supply of yarn. 312 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,040 Is it of your choice? 313 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:19,080 Ooh, that's also a really good caveat. 314 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,480 Well, I'm gonna assume so 315 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,720 because unlimited access to all patterns 316 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,440 means you would have unlimited supply of all yarn. 317 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,720 So yeah, your choice. 318 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,760 It's unlimited supply of bulky weight yarn. 319 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,680 Here's what you get. 320 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,520 Here's your winning. 321 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,360 Here you go, Drain. 322 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,200 No, lace. 323 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:36,040 You already chose lace. 324 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,880 So tell me. 325 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,840 Okay, unlimited supply of lace weight. 326 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,560 But if it's my own choosing for the yarn, 327 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,120 I'd probably go with the yarn. 328 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:47,800 Because I feel like, 329 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:52,360 patterns are patterns. 330 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:56,400 And I'm okay with having limited access to patterns. 331 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,520 Yeah, and to be devil's advocate, 332 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,400 you know what, a pattern is a pattern. 333 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,640 They all tend to be the same after a while. 334 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,480 Exactly. 335 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,320 So. 336 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,360 Like once you get the basic idea 337 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,720 of what a pattern is supposed to be, 338 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,440 you can do anything with that. 339 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,560 Sometimes I don't wanna think that. 340 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:13,640 Mine's fair. 341 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:14,480 I don't do the math. 342 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,440 I don't bop around too much 343 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:18,400 and have multiple different, 344 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,360 like I'm assuming this is patterns 345 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,600 for like any pattern as in any, 346 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,440 like I could do knit crochet. 347 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,280 There are felting. 348 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,120 There are felting patterns. 349 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:27,960 I feel like. 350 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,320 Yeah, the question says knitting, 351 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,480 but let's just say patterns. 352 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:31,520 Let's just say patterns. 353 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,360 All patterns. 354 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,680 For me, patterns is probably. 355 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,080 I feel like I would be a lot more adventurous 356 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,680 because I really, you know, 357 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,920 you wanna pay what the pattern is worth. 358 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,960 I'm not advocating for all free patterns. 359 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,180 But if I had unlimited access to patterns, 360 00:13:47,180 --> 00:13:48,800 I think I would be a lot freer with like, 361 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,000 yup, gonna try that. 362 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,840 Instead of being like, 363 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,120 I don't know. 364 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,280 I'm not sure. 365 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,500 Before I outlay the money, 366 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,360 I wanna make sure I really wanna commit to that pattern. 367 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,440 That'd be a lot freer if I knew that I'd have to pay. 368 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,440 I would like to think that in this question, 369 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:02,600 you wouldn't get them for free, 370 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,360 but someone is paying for them for you. 371 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,200 Okay. 372 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:06,020 So that everybody wins. 373 00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,480 It still stands though. 374 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,880 If I'm not paying for it, 375 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,560 I'm gonna be a lot freer with like, 376 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,760 I'm gonna try everything. 377 00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:12,600 Yeah. 378 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,280 Would you rather teach a beginner craft class 379 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,100 or learn an advanced craft technique? 380 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,360 Learn. 381 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,240 I don't like teaching. 382 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,060 I'm not gonna help you. 383 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:23,900 I do not have the patience. 384 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:24,740 I'm sorry. 385 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,400 I teach enough. 386 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,760 I don't wanna teach anything else. 387 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,040 I am capable of teaching somebody like basic crafts, 388 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:36,360 but that involves a lot of peopling 389 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:39,180 that I don't always have the capacity to do. 390 00:14:39,180 --> 00:14:40,940 There's also a huge difference between like, 391 00:14:40,940 --> 00:14:43,320 being capable and finding it enjoyable. 392 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,160 That's, yeah. 393 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,320 There's a lot of things that, you know, 394 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:46,720 we all can do, 395 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,040 but I don't wanna spend my time doing them. 396 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,920 Like, this is a hard pass. If I'm teaching you a craft, 397 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,160 I really like you. 398 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,000 Right. 399 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,200 There's a positive relationship going on. 400 00:14:56,200 --> 00:15:01,200 Even if I'm being paid to teach these people a basic craft, 401 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,600 I think that I would much rather learn a craft. 402 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,400 Yeah, I think we're all on the same page with that. 403 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:07,240 Yeah. 404 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,080 I think I can speak with some minor authority here 405 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:13,020 in saying that I love history like so much. 406 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,640 There are some days where I'm like, 407 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,920 this career path was a choice. 408 00:15:19,880 --> 00:15:21,840 I do not wanna teach this right now. 409 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,480 I do not wanna teach to these people 410 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:24,440 that I'm in the room with. 411 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,120 I just don't wanna do this. 412 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,960 Yeah, cause that's true. 413 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,400 You're not necessarily picking who the class is. 414 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:30,440 You're not picking the class. 415 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,160 Yeah, it's one thing if you're teaching it to your friends 416 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:37,280 and you're relaxed in a venue of your choosing, 417 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,760 with a beverage of your choosing 418 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,200 and snacks of your choosing, 419 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,000 and you can take as much time as you want. 420 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,240 But if you are teaching a course 421 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,440 and you are being paid and you are on a time crunch 422 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,760 and there are people in there that may or may not be 423 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,640 the friendliest and most amicable of people, 424 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,600 that's gonna change the playing field quite a bit. 425 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,280 And you know what? 426 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,800 I'm in the camp of this is a hobby. 427 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,560 Yeah, teaching is my real life. 428 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:05,280 This is my hobby. 429 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,240 Very fair. 430 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:07,520 Nope. 431 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:09,440 Okay, I like this one. 432 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:12,760 Would you rather always have perfect tension 433 00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,000 or never drop a stitch? 434 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,840 That's a good one. 435 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,660 Perfect tension. 436 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,560 I'm gonna go with her. 437 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:24,480 Picking up a stitch is 90% of the time, pretty easy to do. 438 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,400 There is very little that is more frustrating 439 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,680 than constantly trying to get gauge and tension 440 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,560 and not getting either of those things. 441 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,160 Yeah, I don't, I'm, I don't know. 442 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,760 Because there's a lot of lace things 443 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,840 that I like working on that would be great 444 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,520 if I never dropped a stitch. 445 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,160 I think that's really like, 446 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:46,800 that would be a great question if you were like, 447 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,080 can I pick this before each project? 448 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,000 Because if you're doing a project with some crazy like, 449 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,840 That's fair. 450 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,880 Patterns where dropping a stitch is like, 451 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,440 it's the end of time, like you're never gonna be able 452 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,680 to pick that up, then yes. 453 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,200 But if you're doing something like a sweater 454 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,160 where you really do not wanna cast this on 15 times 455 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,300 or make 15 swatches, yeah. 456 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,680 That's a toughie. 457 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,440 Would you rather knit with needles too short 458 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,920 or needles too long? 459 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,760 Short. 460 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,860 Do we have the option of them being circular needles? 461 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,120 I think it would, circular or straight. 462 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,960 I don't think that's specified. 463 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,840 So, because I don't, I don't find it to be too much 464 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,400 of an issue if it's a circular needle. 465 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,440 If it's a circular, I'd rather them be too short. 466 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,700 If it's like double points too long. 467 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:39,560 I agree. 468 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,400 I agree with that. 469 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,640 What if they're straight? 470 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:43,880 I don't know because I don't know. 471 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:44,720 Give me broomsticks. 472 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:46,680 I don't F with straight needles. 473 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:50,440 Honest to God, back in the day I used to be like 474 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,360 longer needles 100% because then you have less chance 475 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,800 of dropping stitches, especially when you're a newbie. 476 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,620 But dude, when you start using those like, 477 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,260 the eight inch straights and like, 478 00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:05,800 everything is falling off, that was kinda my big thing. 479 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:08,060 But now, I tried a couple years ago, 480 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:09,840 I don't know what I was thinking. 481 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,880 I tried to use straights and I was like, 482 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,040 what the hell is happening? 483 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,240 They're so long, they're 14 inches 484 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,240 and I'm just wielding them, like no. 485 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,280 Oh God, I don't know. 486 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:23,280 If I had to use straights, I think I'd rather quit knitting. 487 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,120 I'm serious. 488 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:28,520 I am so freaking serious. 489 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,040 If I had to go back to knitting straight, on straights, 490 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,320 constantly, I think I'd rather quit knitting. 491 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,160 I'm serious. 492 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:39,400 There is a would you rather. 493 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,240 It's really funny. 494 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,440 Would you rather knit with straights or quit knitting? 495 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,840 I think I really would. 496 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,920 No, I'll give you a better would you rather. 497 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,400 Would you rather knit with straight needles 498 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:54,920 or knit with scratchy acrylic for the rest of your life? 499 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:55,760 Straight needles. 500 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,840 You're freaking mean. 501 00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:58,360 I know, they both suck. 502 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,640 No, I would take the straight needles. 503 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,000 Yeah, straight needles all the way. 504 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,240 Come on Meg, you gonna quit? 505 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,760 Yup, I'm gonna quit. 506 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,600 All of that is terrible. 507 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,120 Because you know why? 508 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:08,800 I will back myself up. 509 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,480 This is supposed to be fun. 510 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,080 And nothing you just described is fun. 511 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,480 That's the point of would you rather Meg. 512 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,040 Well, no, because all of the other questions, 513 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,080 I'm like, you know what, I can work with this. 514 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,560 I cannot work with either of those things. 515 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,000 Neither of those is fun. 516 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,480 And when the hobby stops being fun, I stop. 517 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:31,880 Okay, so we're just gonna adjust the game 518 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,000 that there's would you rather or quitting. 519 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,840 Would you rather burn in hell? 520 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,480 Like that is where we're at right now. 521 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,920 Quitting is always an option apparently. 522 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,200 I didn't think that there wasn't, 523 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,600 but I'm like sitting here, I'm like, oh no, no, I don't, 524 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,480 no, and also like, I'm like, what am I gonna knit 525 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,200 for the rest of my life, scarves? 526 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:54,040 I mean, you could always knit panels and then. 527 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:55,520 Seam things. 528 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,040 Yeah. 529 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:57,880 Ew. 530 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,560 Let's get some mattress seams going, all right. 531 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,200 Oh my God, no. 532 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,200 It totally looks like one piece. 533 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,960 You know, I've never actually done a seam sweater. 534 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,440 I gotta put that on my list of something to do 535 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:10,880 because I've never done it. 536 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:16,400 I do mattress seaming a lot with the knitting machines 537 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,760 because you can only go so far. 538 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:18,600 Yeah, of course, of course. 539 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:19,440 There's so much knitting you can do. 540 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,120 Then you get, you gotta get your time. 541 00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,440 But if I had to do that by choice, 542 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:26,320 like with hand knitting, I'd be like, why? 543 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,360 Why am I doing this? 544 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,200 Right, no. 545 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:33,200 All right, so here, I'll do a softer one 546 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,720 since we did a couple hard ones. 547 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:38,840 Let's do, would you rather craft while watching a movie 548 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:42,440 or while listening to music? 549 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,280 Movie. 550 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,120 100%. 551 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,940 Yeah. 552 00:20:44,940 --> 00:20:45,780 Visual. 553 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:51,720 Music is fine if I'm like in public, 554 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,120 like on a train or something like that. 555 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,960 You know. 556 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:55,800 Circumstantial. 557 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:59,100 Right, if I wanna conserve the battery life on my phone. 558 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:01,120 Oh, we gotta. 559 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:01,960 So. Prioritize that. 560 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:02,800 Yeah, right. 561 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,800 When I'm drawing, I do music 562 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,920 because the drawing is the visual 563 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:11,680 and having something else on is too much. 564 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:16,680 But knitting, crafting, stuff like this is more tactile 565 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:21,000 and not as visual, as weird as that sounds in my head, 566 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:25,960 but it is, it's more of a touch than a watch. 567 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,920 So I like having a movie or something on 568 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:29,760 while I'm doing that. 569 00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,840 No, I think that's totally fair, 570 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,200 especially when you get to a point 571 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,000 where you've been knitting for decades 572 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,720 or crafting for decades in general 573 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,240 and you don't really have to look down as much. 574 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,200 That tends to take away the visual a lot, 575 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,880 especially if you're doing something that's easy to repeat. 576 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,720 So. 577 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,520 All right. 578 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,800 Good boy. 579 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,640 Oh, that's terrible. 580 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,480 Okay. 581 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,000 I'm gonna lay it on us, yeah. 582 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:57,000 Would you rather have a massive yarn stash 583 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:02,560 with no projects or endless project ideas, but no yarn? 584 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:03,720 What's the point? 585 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,720 I know, quit. 586 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:05,640 There's no point to that. 587 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,960 Yeah, I mean, but here's the thing, 588 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,000 is there a way out of these things? 589 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,840 I don't know. 590 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,840 Is it just spending a lot of money? 591 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,760 Yeah, is this a resolvable question? 592 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,360 Because what's the point? 593 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,920 Well, in either of these cases, you can't do anything. 594 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:20,760 You could roll in the yarn. 595 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:23,520 Well, there is something to be said for yarn and stake or, 596 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,800 because I have done that many a time. 597 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,320 Okay, I can see that. 598 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,280 I'm still like. 599 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:32,120 I feel like the endless project ideas, 600 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,640 but no yarn means you have nothing. 601 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:35,480 Yeah. 602 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,320 You just have nothing. 603 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,600 Right, like that just seems so like, and I don't know. 604 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:40,440 So we're gonna quit. Futile. 605 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,280 We're gonna quit, okay. 606 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,080 I guess, I don't know. 607 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,160 Like, there's just no solvable answer there. 608 00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:50,920 Okay, that was my first set of 10 questions, 609 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,080 which weren't adjusted, 610 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,480 and these are my second set of 20 questions, 611 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:57,600 which were adjusted and are hysterical, 612 00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,320 and I'm really excited to get into the set. 613 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:00,520 What's adjusted mean? 614 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,840 Adjusted meaning I told it to be funny and witty. 615 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,080 Oh, all righty. 616 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,520 So would you rather drop stitches every row 617 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,440 or have your yarn tangle every 10 minutes? 618 00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,520 Quit. 619 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,680 I'd rather quit. 620 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,160 Jess lives with me. 621 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,360 She can tell you either of those situations, I'm quitting. 622 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,560 I'm taking care of both of them. 623 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,840 No, she really would. 624 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,320 I'm gonna take the tangle. 625 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,880 Yeah, I think I'd go tangle. 626 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,480 At least then my work isn't being sacrificed 627 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,360 every few stitches. 628 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,920 You get 10 minutes of peace. 629 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,200 Yeah. 630 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,360 I can't do it. 631 00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:41,920 I love how Meg's just quitting everything. 632 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,400 I can't, I'm sorry. 633 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:45,760 Listen, I can't, I couldn't do it. 634 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:50,320 It just, that would demoralize me so much. 635 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,280 It really would, but in both cases, 636 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,480 I would be so demoralized that after probably like 637 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,000 the third or fourth time of both, 638 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,800 I'd be like, and I'm putting this away for the night. 639 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,280 So I would never get anything done. 640 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,800 These questions are so dumb. 641 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,200 Would you rather knit a sweater for a giant 642 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,800 or socks for a mouse? 643 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,000 At least the sweater for a giant 644 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,920 will keep you occupied for a while. 645 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,760 I'm gonna go with socks for a mouse 646 00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:17,520 because at least it's quick. 647 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,760 Yeah, but you probably have to use lace weight. 648 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,720 It's so tiny. 649 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,320 It's a good thing that I signed up for all that lace weight. 650 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:28,320 Like, you get the little sewing needles and thread 651 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,360 and then you just like make little booties. 652 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:32,200 Well, that's just cute. 653 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:33,160 I'm gonna go with the mouse too, 654 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,960 just cause that sounds cute. 655 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,920 And a giant feel, I feel like they'd be grumpy 656 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,360 and asking me every five minutes. 657 00:24:38,360 --> 00:24:40,960 You don't know, I don't know their life. 658 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,240 I don't know, I'm just making stereotypical assumptions. 659 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,120 I would get bulky yarn and make a nice big bulky sweater. 660 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,320 With our bulky stash. 661 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:48,720 With all that bulky stash, 662 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:52,160 make a nice big bulky sweater and be fine. 663 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,720 Oh man, these are terrible. 664 00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:58,640 Okay, would you rather knit with eyelash yarn? 665 00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,480 No. 666 00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:01,600 Or, I should say craft. 667 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,640 Craft with eyelash yarn or craft with itchy acrylic? 668 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,480 No. 669 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,320 Eyelash. 670 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,000 That makes me quit. 671 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:11,840 Oh man. 672 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:12,680 That's a quit for me. 673 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,400 If I had to, I'd pick the eyelash over. 674 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,240 I have done. 675 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:17,080 Over the. 676 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:21,400 I would do the acrylic only if it meant I could wear gloves. 677 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,680 Cause at least then I could pick the weight. 678 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:27,480 The whole thing is the scratchy. 679 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:28,960 There's nothing wrong with acrylic, 680 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,760 but if you make it an unpleasant experience, 681 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,680 the whole, half the point of knitting 682 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,440 is the tactile experience and feeling the yarn. 683 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,800 You take that away. 684 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,600 Might as well just quit. 685 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:41,360 We're just gonna quit I guess. 686 00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,200 I'm quitting. 687 00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:43,400 I said I'd use eyelash. 688 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,560 It's not great though. 689 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,960 I don't know what I would make with it. 690 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,640 Would you rather, this is so dumb. 691 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:54,800 Would you rather have yarn that's always too slippery 692 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,320 or needles that are always too sticky? 693 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,720 Slippery. 694 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:01,560 Slippery. 695 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,380 Slippery. 696 00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:03,800 I don't know why, but when it said needles 697 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:07,240 are always too sticky, I just imagine like gum on needles. 698 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,080 No, that's what I mean. 699 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,000 Every once in a while, if you get like the box store needles 700 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,520 and it has this sticker on it, 701 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:16,360 and I've dealt with this, and it drives me up a wall. 702 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,800 So I would rather have the slippery yarn. 703 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:21,960 I was also thinking about like the time that my ex's cat 704 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:25,540 found one of my wooden needles and chewed the hell out of it. 705 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:26,840 And they were not cheap. 706 00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:28,320 So I'm like, I'll keep working with it. 707 00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,920 And every time I pulled the yarn over, 708 00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,720 it would get stuck in all the little teeth holes. 709 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,040 And that was really annoying. 710 00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:37,640 I'd rather deal with the slippery yarn 711 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,240 and just be more careful about dropping the stitches. 712 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,100 Would you rather use a pattern written in a different 713 00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,200 language or one missing key steps? 714 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,040 Language. 715 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,860 Right? 716 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:49,700 That's what I was trying to say. 717 00:26:49,700 --> 00:26:50,540 Translate that thing. 718 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:51,380 Yeah. 719 00:26:51,380 --> 00:26:52,760 Google translate. 720 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,960 Translating is always an option, but. 721 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,760 It can be funky on the translation too though. 722 00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,160 But trying to figure out missing pieces is no bueno. 723 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,160 Yeah. 724 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,920 I'm skilled, but I don't think that I'm skilled 725 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,840 enough to do that. 726 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:08,900 I got one that I know you all are gonna just say quit. 727 00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:11,760 Would you rather have your yarn stash smell like pickles 728 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:12,640 or wet dog? 729 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:13,480 Pickles. 730 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:14,320 Pickles. 731 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,480 I'm trying. 732 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,000 Oh my God, I hate both of those. 733 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:17,840 I hate pickles. 734 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,240 That's what I said, you're gonna quit. 735 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:20,080 Oh God. 736 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:20,920 I love pickles. 737 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,160 No, pickles can be amazing. 738 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,840 I'm gonna go with pickles only cause I know 739 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,840 what wet dog smells like and it's not pleasant. 740 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,000 I also know what wet dog smells like. 741 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:29,840 No. 742 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,160 But pickles could be pleasant depending on the type of. 743 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,640 Could you wash it off after? 744 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,200 Like when you block your stuff? 745 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,840 Listen, the yarn itself has a smell when it's wet so. 746 00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:41,860 Yeah. 747 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:46,860 I'm like if it could be like washed out, pickles. 748 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,760 Okay, fair. 749 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,720 It doesn't specify that you can't wash it so. 750 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:53,080 I guess that would be. 751 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,120 Skimmy the pickles guys. 752 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:56,920 Love pickles. 753 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,040 There's going to be a pickle fest coming up soon. 754 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,520 Did you know that? 755 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,640 I wanna say I saw it. 756 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,840 Do you wanna go douse the yarn? 757 00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:06,000 I actually really want to go to this pickle festival. 758 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,840 Could you brine this yarn for me? 759 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,840 It's my next project. 760 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,720 It's coming up next month, I'm very excited. 761 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,560 Oh my god. 762 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,600 What is this? 763 00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,080 Okay, would you rather constantly miscount stitches 764 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,360 or have a gauge that changes every row? 765 00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,960 I'm gonna go with miscount stitches 766 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,800 because you know what, I do that anyway. 767 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,240 You know what, I'm gonna go with you on that one. 768 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,640 I'm gonna miscount because I already miscounted two. 769 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,480 You already do it. 770 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,320 I already do it. 771 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,920 I was literally sitting here when you said 772 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,360 like miscount stitches, I'm like well it's gonna be 773 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:37,520 the other one and then you said it 774 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,160 and I was like thought too soon. 775 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,560 I really like nothing enrages me 776 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:47,560 like miscounting stitches consistently but no. 777 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:49,400 That's awful. 778 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,240 You're quitting again. 779 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,080 No, no, no, no, no. 780 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,880 Hey, no, no, no. 781 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,440 I will deal with the miscount stitches. 782 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:58,000 I'm gonna be mad about it but the other one 783 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,560 is so much more heinous. 784 00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,480 Yeah, that is pretty heinous. 785 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,640 I'm gonna have to give it that. 786 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,120 Ah man. 787 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,080 Would you rather have a cat that loves to play 788 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,840 with your yarn or a dog that chews your finished projects? 789 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,800 I got the cat, man. 790 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:15,400 Yeah, I already have the cat too. 791 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,240 Yeah. 792 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720 You know what, seeing that I have a dog 793 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:22,240 that has terrible breath due to his third teeth problems, 794 00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,640 I do not want them chewing on my finished projects 795 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,240 because it would literally just one bite 796 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,640 would mean it's over so I'm gonna go with the cat. 797 00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,400 And it just says that they like your yarn. 798 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,000 It doesn't say that they're eating it. 799 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 It just says that they're playing with it. 800 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,600 Yeah and you know what, they do that, 801 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,040 you yell at them, you take it away. 802 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,880 They move on with life. 803 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,720 Would you rather use only neon colored yarn 804 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,520 or only brown yarn? 805 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,480 Neon. 806 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,200 I was gonna say neon too. 807 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:47,040 I'm gonna say neon. 808 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,560 Yeah, because at least you have some color variety. 809 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,400 You have options. 810 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,880 Although I don't know, could it be different shades of brown? 811 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:52,720 Yeah. 812 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,520 Because that might actually be more my speed. 813 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,680 Yeah. 814 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,800 If I could do like a variety of brown. 815 00:29:57,800 --> 00:29:58,640 Yeah. 816 00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,480 Maybe. 817 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,640 Nah, give me the action green. 818 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,040 I feel like there's an account that does that. 819 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,040 There's an account out there that is mostly 820 00:30:06,040 --> 00:30:08,560 like a muted tone like tans and browns. 821 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,840 Oh yeah, no, no, no. 822 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,120 I know who you're talking about. 823 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,640 I don't remember off the top of my, sorry, 824 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,840 I don't remember what their name is or anything like that. 825 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,840 But there is an account out there 826 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,080 that specifically just uses that. 827 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,900 Neutrals. 828 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,640 So we know what her answer would be. 829 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,920 Oh man, would you rather your knitting, 830 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,760 your craft project shrink three sizes 831 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,400 or grow three sizes after washing? 832 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,640 Do I know in advance? 833 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,000 That makes all the difference. 834 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,040 It does. 835 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,880 Yeah, sure. 836 00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,240 If I know in advance, I would rather it grow. 837 00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:42,160 Same. 838 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,000 Yeah. 839 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,840 Adjust for the gauge. 840 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,680 Think of how much faster you would get that project. 841 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,520 Yep. 842 00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,120 You get to make it three sizes too small. 843 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,960 Mm-hmm, that's true. 844 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:50,780 Hell yeah. 845 00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:51,920 Yep. 846 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,240 Just adjust for the gauge. 847 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,400 Yep. 848 00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,760 But you would have to do gauge swatches every time 849 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,200 to make sure things fit. 850 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,440 Look, I could do it. 851 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:00,280 You would do it for that? 852 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,120 I could do it. 853 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,360 You could do it. 854 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,800 I didn't say I would, I said I could. 855 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:04,640 I said I could. 856 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,520 Would you rather craft with wire or craft with spaghetti? 857 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,360 Ew. 858 00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,640 At least wire would keep. 859 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,480 Yeah. 860 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,640 Yeah. 861 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,000 Spaghetti's just gonna rot. 862 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,560 I just remember that video of the person 863 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,240 with the ramen bowl and they're just knitting 864 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,520 the ramen noodles. 865 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:25,360 No. 866 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:27,080 I guess if you don't care about things keeping, 867 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:30,040 if you're doing it for an art design. 868 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,560 Well, I guess if it, is it spaghetti with sauce on it 869 00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:34,560 or is it just like. 870 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,760 It just says spaghetti. 871 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,960 So you could, I guess spaghetti your way. 872 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,720 Well, the thing about like spaghetti is that like, 873 00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:44,880 if you leave it out, it doesn't really rot. 874 00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,640 It just kind of like turns dry again. 875 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,840 Hard, yeah. 876 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,880 It just turns back into like uncooked spaghetti. 877 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,040 So it wouldn't be very comfortable. 878 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,160 No, but neither would wire. 879 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:59,360 So there is some yarn that is made with stainless steel. 880 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,160 Wait, are we wearing the wire and the steel? 881 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,000 I don't know. 882 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:02,820 I didn't realize we were wearing. 883 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,320 90% of the stuff that we knit, we wear. 884 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,900 So I think it's a fair question. 885 00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:09,240 But there is some yarn that is made 886 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,000 from stainless steel wire. 887 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,180 I think it's by Haboo. 888 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,660 I've never touched it, but I've heard it's really cool 889 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:17,480 and it actually is wearable. 890 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,240 So I think it would depend on what wire. 891 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:21,560 Are we talking barbed wire because that would suck? 892 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,400 Or are we talking like. 893 00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:24,040 It just says wire next. 894 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:25,720 We didn't get malicious here. 895 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,640 We just said wire. 896 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,080 I don't think that I would. 897 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,560 This isn't sadistic, would you rather. 898 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,000 This is where you draw the line with questions. 899 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,320 This is where. 900 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,720 I don't think that I would craft either of those materials 901 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:40,040 with the intention of wearing the item when it was done. 902 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,840 I think I would craft those materials 903 00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,080 with the purpose of creating an art project. 904 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,280 Like a wire chicken or a spaghetti chicken. 905 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,880 Like something that's visual. 906 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,840 Or like a votive holder or something like that. 907 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:50,680 I could see that. 908 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,500 Or a chicken. 909 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:52,340 I'm sorry. 910 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:53,560 So wire or chicken. 911 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,400 Or a chicken. 912 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,200 All right, so this is a specific project. 913 00:32:59,200 --> 00:33:01,400 So if you were making a project 914 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,640 that required a left and a right. 915 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,200 So mitten, socks, something like that. 916 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,040 Would you rather find a hole in your finished project 917 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,780 or discover you needed two left ones? 918 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,360 I can fix the hole. 919 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,640 Yeah. 920 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,740 Yeah, I'm gonna go with the hole. 921 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:18,580 Yeah. 922 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,420 Yeah. 923 00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:20,760 Although to be, well. 924 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,600 To be fair, if it's something like a mitten, 925 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,140 you literally just have to rip back the thumb. 926 00:33:26,140 --> 00:33:27,320 Hmm. 927 00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:29,500 Yeah, hole. 928 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,340 It doesn't specify. 929 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:32,900 Fix the hole and create an afterthought thumb. 930 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:34,780 Yes, and it doesn't necessarily specify 931 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,260 the size of the hole either. 932 00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,020 So it could be like a massive hole. 933 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:40,540 It could also just be like a yarn over 934 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:42,180 that you hadn't intended to put in there. 935 00:33:42,180 --> 00:33:43,020 Right. 936 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:45,560 Like is it a hole as in a dropped stitch? 937 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,780 Or just like a hole? 938 00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:51,220 Well, if you're finding a hole in your finished project, 939 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:53,980 I feel like that's you looking at your finished project 940 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,340 and realize you've dropped a stitch. 941 00:33:55,340 --> 00:33:58,620 Can the hole be the turned thumb? 942 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:02,620 I don't think we could specify where the hole locates. 943 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:05,060 I love how we keep asking you like, 944 00:34:05,060 --> 00:34:06,340 can we negotiate? 945 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,180 I'm the DM of this game. 946 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:08,020 Can we negotiate? 947 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:08,860 Can we negotiate? 948 00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:10,180 Where the hole? 949 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,380 I'm the DM of what you're at. 950 00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,700 Now you know how it feels. 951 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:14,540 Roll for perception. 952 00:34:14,540 --> 00:34:16,700 Roll for perception. 953 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,300 Now you know how I am, right? 954 00:34:21,020 --> 00:34:21,860 That's funny. 955 00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:24,460 Let's see. 956 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,300 No, no, hey. 957 00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:33,660 Would you rather have to craft everything 958 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:36,820 using only your toes or only your fingers? 959 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,260 That's not a question. 960 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:41,860 I already only use my fingers. 961 00:34:41,860 --> 00:34:43,620 No, like no needles. 962 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:44,780 That's what it's implying. 963 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:45,620 Oh, oh, oh, okay. 964 00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:48,620 No, I also misunderstood that. 965 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:51,940 This is implying you don't have hooks or needles. 966 00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,300 Like you have to do like finger knitting. 967 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:55,380 My fingers, I would rather do with my fingers. 968 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,180 You guys, no, I don't want to do toes. 969 00:34:57,180 --> 00:35:00,260 No, I don't like stuff on my toes. 970 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:04,940 Look, if I had to and toes were my only choice, fine toes. 971 00:35:04,940 --> 00:35:09,940 But I feel like that would take a lot of like extra practice 972 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:13,020 just to get the dexterity to be able to do anything 973 00:35:13,020 --> 00:35:15,100 with your toes because your toes are not 974 00:35:15,100 --> 00:35:16,900 inherently designed to do that. 975 00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:19,740 But I'm dying that we were all like, fingers done. 976 00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:24,020 All of us interpreted it wrong. 977 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:24,860 That's okay. 978 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,660 We're all tired. 979 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:30,860 Would you rather have your yarn run out 980 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:33,220 with 10 stitches left or find a knot 981 00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:34,900 in the middle of the skein? 982 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,700 Oh my God, the knot. 983 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:37,540 Yeah. 984 00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,060 Absolutely the knot. 985 00:35:39,060 --> 00:35:41,580 10 stitches is just depressing. 986 00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:43,100 Wait, how big is the knot? 987 00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,060 Oh, that's a really good point. 988 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,300 Yeah, is it a part of the gradient change? 989 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,660 Sometimes that is inconvenient. 990 00:35:51,660 --> 00:35:53,780 Yeah, if you're doing like a stocknet sweater, 991 00:35:53,780 --> 00:35:55,420 it's really hard to hide the knot. 992 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,820 It's a pain in the neck. 993 00:35:56,820 --> 00:35:57,780 It is a pain in the neck. 994 00:35:57,780 --> 00:36:02,300 Can I like just find a real close, 995 00:36:02,300 --> 00:36:04,380 check on those last 10 stitches? 996 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:07,140 Yeah, you did that with your more simple lines, 997 00:36:07,140 --> 00:36:09,380 you stole my old yarn. 998 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,660 I didn't, I just made it with those simple lines. 999 00:36:10,660 --> 00:36:12,020 Oh, you just made it, but you were planning on it. 1000 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:12,860 I was planning on it though. 1001 00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:14,260 You were planning on cobbling with my old yarn. 1002 00:36:14,260 --> 00:36:15,620 I'm gonna go with the 10 stitches 1003 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:17,460 because I feel like I could find yarn to replace it. 1004 00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,300 Oh my God. 1005 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,380 I'm gonna deal with the knot. 1006 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:22,620 No, I just, I feel like in my case, 1007 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,780 it would be like in the armpit or something 1008 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:26,860 and I'd never wanna wear with the project ever. 1009 00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:27,700 Yeah. 1010 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,500 It would look weird. 1011 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,500 See, I'm gonna say the knot, 1012 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:33,860 but it's mainly because yarn chicken gives me like, 1013 00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,460 I get so ramped up. 1014 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:38,220 When I start to see the ball getting smaller, 1015 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,380 it's not just like, 1016 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:42,220 I don't just discover it the last 10 stitches. 1017 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,820 I'm sitting there for like a good, I don't know, 1018 00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,900 40 rows going, crap. 1019 00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,100 That's about where I'm at. 1020 00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:48,940 Oh my God. 1021 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:49,780 Oh my God. 1022 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:52,260 And I don't, yeah. 1023 00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:54,900 I don't, it's a whole experience. 1024 00:36:54,900 --> 00:36:56,700 I'd rather deal with the knot. 1025 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:57,660 Yeah. 1026 00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,980 She tiny. 1027 00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:00,180 Yeah. 1028 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,180 Oh my goodness. 1029 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:02,820 That's, and it's like a- 1030 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,260 We're gonna need the Mission Impossible music. 1031 00:37:05,260 --> 00:37:09,900 It's a squishy ball too, so it's not as much in here 1032 00:37:09,900 --> 00:37:11,580 as what it looks like. 1033 00:37:11,580 --> 00:37:14,180 Would you, what? 1034 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,300 Okay. 1035 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:18,300 Would you rather have a project unravel in public 1036 00:37:18,300 --> 00:37:21,580 or discover it's full of mistakes when you're done? 1037 00:37:21,580 --> 00:37:24,620 You need to play Guster's The Sweater Song over this, 1038 00:37:24,620 --> 00:37:26,900 over this section, right? 1039 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,100 Wait, what was the other question? 1040 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,180 Because that's all I can think about. 1041 00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,180 Oh, okay. 1042 00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:32,260 Project unravel in public 1043 00:37:32,260 --> 00:37:34,820 or discover it's full of mistakes when you're done. 1044 00:37:36,380 --> 00:37:37,220 Either way, it's getting- 1045 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,940 Depends on the caliber of the mistake. 1046 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:41,420 I feel like either way, it's getting unraveled. 1047 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:43,940 So at least if it's unraveled in public, 1048 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:46,380 it's already unraveled for me. 1049 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:48,860 Yeah, but I mean, I'd rather, think about it. 1050 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:51,260 I'd rather see the mistakes at home 1051 00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:53,900 and either fix them or try, 1052 00:37:53,900 --> 00:37:55,860 and I'm imagining being at Ryan Beck 1053 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:57,740 and you got your sweater and all of a sudden 1054 00:37:57,740 --> 00:38:00,860 it's just got tails falling off of it in public. 1055 00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:02,140 And I'm like, no, that sounds terrible. 1056 00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:02,980 I don't wanna do that. 1057 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:03,820 That does sound terrible, but- 1058 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:06,140 I think I would much rather have it unravel 1059 00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:07,540 without my knowing. 1060 00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:09,700 In public, I'd much rather have it, 1061 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:12,580 let it be, let it go, 1062 00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:16,580 because I would never go back and fix the mistakes later. 1063 00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,580 If I put all that effort in 1064 00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:19,940 and then found all those mistakes, 1065 00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:24,740 I would never get the executive function together 1066 00:38:24,740 --> 00:38:27,060 to unravel it and fix it. 1067 00:38:27,060 --> 00:38:29,340 I have this visual of us being at Ryan Beck 1068 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,060 and your sweater's unraveling 1069 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,500 and nobody notices it until we're about to leave. 1070 00:38:33,500 --> 00:38:35,740 And all you have left is the collar and you're like- 1071 00:38:35,740 --> 00:38:36,580 And just all this yarn. 1072 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:37,820 What is happening? 1073 00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:38,660 We'll let it go. 1074 00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,500 F it. 1075 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:42,300 Well, I think also it's also the caliber of mistakes. 1076 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,580 Are we talking about like color work 1077 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,740 where you can be like, you know what? 1078 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:46,140 F it, duplicate stitch. 1079 00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:48,900 We're just gonna nip these in the butt 1080 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,580 and it's not, or are we talking about like- 1081 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:53,780 I guess it could be circumstantial. 1082 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,620 A massively dropped stitch 1083 00:38:55,620 --> 00:38:57,260 where the whole thing is gonna fall apart 1084 00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:59,060 or you made one sleeve too short 1085 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:00,420 or things like that that are like- 1086 00:39:00,420 --> 00:39:01,260 I don't know. 1087 00:39:01,260 --> 00:39:03,100 I feel like mistakes give me anxiety 1088 00:39:03,100 --> 00:39:05,900 in the way that yarn chicken gives you anxiety. 1089 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,340 So I would rather it unravel 1090 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:11,060 because at least I can potentially do something with it 1091 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:14,140 or have a good laugh that my sweater completely, 1092 00:39:14,140 --> 00:39:15,140 I don't know why it's a sweater, 1093 00:39:15,140 --> 00:39:17,540 but that my thing came apart in public. 1094 00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:20,460 I'd rather have it just be completely out of my hands. 1095 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,500 Go with God. 1096 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,340 Jess. 1097 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:29,540 I think I would rather find out after the fact. 1098 00:39:29,540 --> 00:39:31,620 So you guys are all unravelers. 1099 00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:33,060 Oh, you're not an unraveler. 1100 00:39:33,060 --> 00:39:33,900 You're not unraveling. 1101 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:35,780 I don't want it to unravel in public 1102 00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:37,700 because what if I don't have something extra? 1103 00:39:37,700 --> 00:39:40,180 Like if I find mistakes afterwards, 1104 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:41,620 I'm like, cool. 1105 00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:45,140 And it goes into like the pile of shame. 1106 00:39:45,140 --> 00:39:46,140 And I just don't look at it. 1107 00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:47,660 The pile of shame. 1108 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,540 Let me be a spectacle. 1109 00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:54,220 Then I will end the would you rather game 1110 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:57,460 on a very silly question that is not practical 1111 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,780 or make any sense. 1112 00:39:58,780 --> 00:39:59,620 Lay it on me. 1113 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,420 Would you rather your knitting needles 1114 00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:05,420 double as a flame thrower or a flashlight? 1115 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,820 I'm gonna go with flashlight. 1116 00:40:07,820 --> 00:40:09,100 I'm gonna go with flamethrower. 1117 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,500 I'm gonna smite my enemies. 1118 00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:12,980 I was just sitting here like, 1119 00:40:12,980 --> 00:40:15,220 why would you put flamethrower and flashlight together? 1120 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,620 Well, if you've already got a flashlight, 1121 00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:19,260 then I can have a flamethrower. 1122 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:20,100 All right. 1123 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:20,940 Then we can. 1124 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,780 Look, but here's the thing. 1125 00:40:21,780 --> 00:40:22,600 We're good. 1126 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,440 House is protected. 1127 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:25,820 Well, it's protected and also we don't have to worry 1128 00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:28,220 about the snow blower and I can just like clear out 1129 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:29,060 the driveway. 1130 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,540 Take your knitting outside and torch the driveway. 1131 00:40:30,540 --> 00:40:31,740 I'll knit. 1132 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:34,300 As I'm knitting, like it's burst in fire. 1133 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,900 There are many applications to having a flamethrower. 1134 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:38,860 I just feel that I shouldn't be trusted 1135 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:41,060 with a flamethrower, so I'm gonna go with flashlight. 1136 00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:41,980 Stick with flashlight. 1137 00:40:41,980 --> 00:40:43,580 We're just gonna stick with the flashlight. 1138 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,420 I just feel like. 1139 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,980 I definitely shouldn't have a flamethrower, 1140 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:47,020 but I want one anyway. 1141 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,700 I feel like I would be in a grocery store 1142 00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:49,980 and my project would be in my bag 1143 00:40:49,980 --> 00:40:51,740 and then all of a sudden there's flames 1144 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:53,580 flying out of my bag. 1145 00:40:53,580 --> 00:40:54,420 There's your bag, it's gone. 1146 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,240 Yeah, look. 1147 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:56,080 It spontaneously combusts. 1148 00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,920 It was offered to me. 1149 00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,240 It was a choice, I made it. 1150 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:04,460 That's it for this episode. 1151 00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:06,460 For additional content and opportunities 1152 00:41:06,460 --> 00:41:07,560 to connect with the cast, 1153 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,500 check out our website at partinmystache.com. 1154 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,620 Be sure to tune in next time for more 1155 00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,020 laughs, tears, Andrea. 1156 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,840 That's me. 1157 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:37,860 At Partin My Stache.