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Saponara with the chip, oh no he didn't, what a goal!

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And that is the way to finish Ricardo Saponara, exquisite, glorious!

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Hello and welcome back to say a spotlight episode 100 and to mark this momentous special event.

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Matthew is back.

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Hey guys, we'd like to thank Minto for filling in the formidable shoes of Matt,

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but please brother, tell us how are you?

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I'm good man, I'm good, it's good to be back in the studio, now this is my first time recording in the studio.

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Yeah, thoughts?

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Amazing bro, what a place, I love the kids.

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We've got the kits, we've got the bubble heads.

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Yeah, yeah, still needs work obviously, but there's no door.

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It's kind of, I mean, yeah, but I kind of like the curtain vibes.

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That's all, it's so good to be back man, obviously I wasn't in Australia for a good time,

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but after three weeks of missing games and missing this and missing my homies and missing work,

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finally I'm back drinking local beer here with you brother.

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Yeah, yeah, bro.

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And what better way, episode 100.

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Did you miss the Kalyari game, the comeback?

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Oh my god, devastating.

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I was in and out for most games, I mean, I always got up for Milan,

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but for most of them I was falling asleep, which was late nights, early mornings over there.

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I have a lot of catching up to do.

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I'm so glad I didn't try to record because I'm on.

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Yeah, you would have been a mess I think.

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But Mintoff is very good though.

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Yes, Mintoff is brilliant, I enjoyed every single episode.

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Thank you obviously to Mintoff as well for stepping in.

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Yes, they really enjoyed it.

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The listeners were enjoying it.

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Less manic than I remember.

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Yes, oh, he's settled, he's matured.

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Maybe he's found a woman, he's a fellow, but he's definitely matured.

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But yes, guys, for our goal of the week, since there weren't any goals of the week,

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because it's the international break, we plugged in Saponara, our favorite over here.

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Obviously.

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Ricky Sappi, and there were that fantastic goal he scored for Spetsia against Roma and the Coppa Italia.

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Before we get into it, guys, for this episode, we are going to ask each other a few questions.

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It's going to be a special sum.

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It will be football related, some might not be totally football related,

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but obviously we'll always end up going back to football.

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We'll take questions that we collected through Instagram and Twitter over the past few days.

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And at the end, you'll actually hear from our patrons.

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We ask them to send a voice note, basically saying how they stumbled upon us,

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what they like about the show.

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And yeah, honestly, I got very emotional listening to it, because I never thought that this little

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thing we did meant so much to certain people.

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And it's great.

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It's really good.

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And not everyone sent in a voice note, but we've got a really good representation of the

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worldwide listeners that we have.

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We've got a listener from America.

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I've got from the UK.

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We've got from Norway.

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You know, we've got a really good sample rate just to show you guys,

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like how far we've come in 100 episodes.

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Whenever I speak to people about podcasts, they always say the same thing.

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So long as you get past episode five and you keep on going,

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then your community is likely to grow and that is really one thing that I've noticed

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doing this 100 times, essentially.

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And they are what keep us going, to be honest with you.

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I love when I open my phone and people are reacting to what we said or people are like,

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oh, that really made me laugh that moment.

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These things keep us going, of course.

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If it was dead silence, I'm sure we would have stopped a while back, right?

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But yes, I'm going to thank the patrons before we get into it, bro.

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I'd like to thank Ed Allen and Elena Jose, Mintoftonna, Matteo Luca Argento,

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Anthony, Michael and Mattias.

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Thank you very much, guys.

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We have a nice little mix over here.

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Milan fans, United fans, Chelsea fans, Juventus fans,

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an Atlanta fan, new Michael, welcome.

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if you know who those guys are, because I most certainly do not.

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Greece and Australia in one.

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Really, enjoy, brother, enjoy.

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But yeah, bro, I'm curious to see what you've cooked up for me

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and these questions that we have to prepare for each other.

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So what we're going to do this is I'm guessing I ask one,

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take some time to discuss and then you ask one,

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take some time to discuss.

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I think that would be the best way to go about this.

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So I want to start off with a question about the podcast

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to celebrate episode 100.

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Do you consider our podcast successful?

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If not, what is your measure for success?

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So the podcast is successful, in my opinion.

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It's purely subjective.

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I'm sure there will be people who look at the numbers and think maybe,

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yeah, you know, the total football podcast with Michael Richards,

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Alan Shearer and Gary Lineker got 10 million downloads

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in about 20-something episodes.

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All four months ago.

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We were on 100 episodes with 20,000 downloads, you know.

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But I never even expected us to get this far.

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This was a little project.

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who share our passion for football,

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that is a clear sign of success for me.

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I just love the fact that I can open my phone at any point in the day

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and just talk about football.

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or talk about it, quite frankly.

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Discussive joke about it.

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The second someone celebrates in a weird way,

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I'm already thinking, like, how are we gonna fucking roast this guy?

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So yeah, for me, it's something I enjoy doing.

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I have never kept something up for this long.

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I am the CEO of starting things and stopping.

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Even when it comes to gifts for Sarah,

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I would start making something and I would just give up.

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I teach, I started working on a book once,

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an English grammar book, I fucking never finished that.

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So many things, Jim, like you said.

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Yeah, and this is the one thing that has been consistent.

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This stuck.

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And I think I'm pretty much mirroring what you said.

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I'm really glad we see it in the same way.

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What were our goals coming into setting this podcast up?

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Number one is that we'll give up on it

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and it'll be something consistent.

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It'll allow us to watch more football

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and watch it more closely.

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And have an excuse to watch it.

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And have an excuse to watch it.

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you're gonna watch another game?

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We have to, it's work.

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It's work.

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It's the grand, baby, it's the grand.

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No, damn.

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I really hate that I have to watch Bologna Genoa right now.

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I really don't want to be watching it.

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Sign me up.

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And the most important thing to me out of this is that

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you and I got to do something like this together,

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that we got to keep it up,

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and that we got to build a small community.

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That if you had to tell me,

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we'd have our group of friends listening to our podcast,

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and they were super engaged and listening to it,

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and it's 10 of them,

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then I'd probably keep on doing it.

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You know what I mean?

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That is the way in which I measure the success.

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because you need to also shoot for the stars,

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so we've got our success,

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because we're nice, grounded guys,

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then that is our idea of success.

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However, there always needs to be a next step,

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and if there isn't a next step,

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then you can get a little bit stagnant

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and the hunger can die.

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So I wonder what that next step will be.

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I think the shop is the next step,

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merchandise,

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figuring out how to do it.

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I want to buy a printer tomorrow's Black Friday,

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start making prints, make them available,

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hand out a few to our patrons,

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after I figure out how to send things overseas.

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And eventually a t-shirt print would be cool,

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a t-shirt presser, like 200 euro apparently,

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you could totally get one and make a few t-shirts as well.

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That would be nice.

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I think that could make us maybe sustainable.

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Give us another front.

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Increasing our output on social media,

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obviously you've been doing that by yourself

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since I've been away.

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So it'll be good having both of us back here,

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so we could start getting millions of views again

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on singular videos.

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On stupid controversial videos, quite literally.

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it sounds a bit like a dream,

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but doing this full time is the astronomical goal.

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Like right now, I would so be that guy to like,

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not that I want to quit my job or anything like that,

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but so be that guy to take a risk,

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but just like most people,

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you know, got a loan to pay off and this and that,

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which doesn't make it quite sustainable

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to take such a risk at this stage.

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But who knows, man, who knows, who knows.

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I think the most important thing is that,

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look, the most difficult thing about growing in any field

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is stopping the gold post from moving.

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That is the most difficult thing about,

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you start off at minimum wage, you work for 10 years,

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all of a sudden you're making triple what you started out with,

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for example.

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I'm not sure if that's an accurate example,

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but let's use that for now.

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the same way that you lived when you started working,

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then you would live like a rich man.

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The problem is that we always want a bigger house,

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a better car, better clothes, a more expensive trip.

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The thing that we have to do is keep our goals within reach

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and remain consistent and enjoy it,

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because if we're not enjoying it

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and if we're not giving out good content,

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people will feel that we're not into it.

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And that's when the listeners will drop.

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100%, I couldn't agree more.

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I'm glad we see eye to eye with that.

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Let's give a bit of a cheese.

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All right, now my questions aren't as insightful as yours.

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In fact, my first question is, who is your favorite patron?

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How could I answer?

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Are you serious?

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There's no way.

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There's some patrons of new from age four, like Theo,

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you know what I mean, and then there's Alan certainly got an unfair advantage

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because he flew to Malta and we invited him over two hours

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and watched matchday one of Serie A together with him.

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And then L'Occasius, hilarious, Matthias is a genius,

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Alan is fucking hilarious, Lena is brilliant.

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Like she doesn't speak that much,

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but when she does, it's always something fucking brilliant.

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I love them all, man.

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Yeah, I love them all equally.

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No favorites.

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All right, now I'll ask you my first real question.

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Okay.

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Do you ever worry that you're too good looking to be hiding behind an audio-only podcast?

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Oh, what?

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Jesus Christ.

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No, all right, my first real question.

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If you had to replace me with another co-host,

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any other co-host in the world, who would it be?

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Any, you can pick anyone.

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Oh my God, any co-host in the world.

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Any co-host in the world.

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You can be sat here with Cassano or Obama,

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like whoever you want.

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Before Cassano opened his mouth, I really liked him.

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I liked his attitude and all that, but he's like...

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Terrific play back in the day.

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I mean, play style, one of my favorites.

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When he joined Milan in the latter stages of his career,

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he was just brilliant, man.

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Brilliant as that number 10 role that doesn't exist to commonly anymore.

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So to that beer.

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A part of me wants to say

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Gattuso, right?

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A strong part of me wants to...

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Imagine that context.

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Yes, because!

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I would absolutely love that.

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There are some brilliant hosts on other platforms

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that I really like.

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I really like the Seria Sit Down guys, for example.

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They're absolutely...

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Frank and Richard.

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They have to have either one of them,

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even if we could do a collaboration with them one day.

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That would be pretty sick.

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But I think I do have to say Gattuso.

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Gattuso?

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Be the eloquent one.

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The unpredictable one.

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Exactly, but the thing is, I have met someone

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when I was working in hotels,

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who was looking after the multi-national team.

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He's like the hospitality guy, he books their hotels,

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books their flights, make sure they're in on time,

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they send that.

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And he actually used to be that guy for Milan.

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He was a Maltese man.

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Allegedly, obviously.

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This is what the gentleman told me.

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He was telling me stories about

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Pirlo, Gattuso and Enzaghi.

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Apparently,

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firstly, all of them chain smokers.

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Smoking cigarettes.

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This guy made claim, okay guys?

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He made claim.

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He made claim.

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He made claim, but we have heard stories about Pirlo being a smoker before.

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It's not new news.

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Was he doing it at the height of his career?

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I don't know. This guy made claim.

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Where was I going with this?

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And he said that Gattuso, Pirlo and Enzaghi together

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were fucking hilarious.

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And troublemakers.

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And I think we see it with Gattuso's press conferences.

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There's a famous story of Zlatan picking up Gattuso

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and putting him in a bin.

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Another one where Gattuso rammed his free stab

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someone with a fork.

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And another one, he ate a bug.

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He ate a snail or a slug.

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Gattuso, they bet that he wouldn't do it.

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He did it and he gave all the money to the kit men.

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That's the energy that you need on this podcast.

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It just starts eating bugs at any given moment.

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Who else would like to have one fucking Gino da Campo?

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If he's in Tusseriado, I thought he's in Malta right now.

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He's opening a restaurant on Mercury Towers.

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It'd be hilarious.

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I wonder if he's in Tusseriado.

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Who would you choose?

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I like James Horn Castle.

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The horn.

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Who's that guy?

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I know who you're talking about.

321
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I like him as well.

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Gabb Marcotti.

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He's so good.

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He's so level headed.

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What a good pundit.

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There was this one where everyone was shitting on the quality of Italian teams

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in the Champions League.

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The way he leveled out these Premier League legends and pundits

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and stuff, he really brought them back down to earth.

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That would be great.

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Also, I have to go for a legend.

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I think it would be Paolo Maldini.

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He's amazing.

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Very elegant.

335
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It would make me look like pure shit.

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That would be fun to have on the podcast.

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For sure.

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But James Horn Castle, that was a brilliant answer.

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Thank you.

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I'd agree with you over there.

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James Horn Castle would take your seat.

342
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With his voice.

343
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His name matches his voice perfectly.

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I always love him.

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It's funny because he's got this chill demeanor.

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And then his hair is fucking crazy.

347
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It's like a juxtaposition.

348
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I guess.

349
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You're the English teacher here.

350
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Sell me a pen.

351
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Write something down for me.

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Roasted.

353
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Fuck.

354
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Fuck, I'm going right here, baby.

355
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My question.

356
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Yeah, yeah.

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What is your favorite and least favorite part of this podcast?

358
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So, okay.

359
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Okay, okay.

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My favorite part is...

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When we have like a crazy comeback or a crazy goal,

362
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and we start getting into it,

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and we start kind of like spiraling and making jokes,

364
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and like the jokes get slightly more inappropriate,

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and we look at each other and we're like,

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should we keep that in or the fuck it would keep it in?

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And we're kind of really threading on the edge.

368
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I love that.

369
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That's my favorite part of the podcast.

370
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The laughs, man.

371
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The ribberry joke will live with me forever, bro.

372
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You killed me.

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And that was like early days.

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Very early.

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The joke for those of you who don't know was...

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Please, you have the voice in the system.

377
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I said, ribberry had the number seven shaped into his head.

378
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What does this signify?

379
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,920
How many minutes of football he's fit to play?

380
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Or the amount of times he's fucked and underage prostitute.

381
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And it killed me.

382
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It caught me off guard.

383
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Crazy.

384
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This was at the time of course,

385
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ribberry was at Salaernitan,

386
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and he was barely fit enough to play,

387
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and of course you all know the allegations.

388
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My least favorite part is when there are two

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match weeks in a week.

390
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Oh, man.

391
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I hate that.

392
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,920
We either have to choose to group them or to release an episode

393
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halfway through the week when the next match day starts,

394
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the next week, make people lose interest in the episode.

395
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I never know what to do over there.

396
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I want to cover every single game,

397
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but it gets so crammed at times,

398
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the schedule.

399
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And sometimes, there will be

400
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fucking

401
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,920
four games at 3pm on a Wednesday

402
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,920
when that shit happens.

403
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,920
So we'll end up missing most games.

404
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,920
What am I going to say if I didn't watch the game?

405
00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920
How could I sit here and preach

406
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:15,920
if I wasn't there watching every single second of the game?

407
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,920
Yeah, you've got like, all right,

408
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,920
match day seven, for example,

409
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,920
finishes on a Monday, and then you have

410
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Wednesday and Thursday, you've got the next match day.

411
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And all the games happen in those two days.

412
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So you don't even have time to watch the extended highlights,

413
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,920
like, and take fucking notes, and like,

414
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you don't have any time to do anything.

415
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,920
We're here complaining as long as the players, man,

416
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,920
Jesus Christ.

417
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,920
The players play for those 90 minutes,

418
00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,920
they train leading up to it, they only need to prepare another nine games.

419
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They want to focus on,

420
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,920
so yes, what I'm saying right now is our job

421
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,920
is more difficult than that of a football.

422
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,920
I don't know, full-time athlete.

423
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,920
But yeah, what about you?

424
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,920
What's your favorite part of this?

425
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,920
I'd say I mirror your favorite part

426
00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,920
to perfection.

427
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,920
I think to add a little bit to that,

428
00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,920
it's when we've had a bit too much to drink as well,

429
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,920
and we're just being absolutely manic on the podcast.

430
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,920
And then we always...

431
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,920
There was one time we were going to give up, remember?

432
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,920
We couldn't even speak.

433
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,920
We were saying like four words,

434
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,920
we were just bursting out laughing.

435
00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:15,920
We had the...

436
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,920
It was the season Milan won the league.

437
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The best season.

438
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,920
The first season we started.

439
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,920
Yeah.

440
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,920
And we did the extravaganza.

441
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,920
Actually, it was the season Milan won the league,

442
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,920
but it was in December, January,

443
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where there was the break.

444
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We did the extravaganza.

445
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:37,920
We called it...

446
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,920
No, we called it extravaganza.

447
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,920
We called it Bohemian Rhapsody 1,

448
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longer than the rest, I remember.

449
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,920
But the extravaganza for those of you that don't know

450
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was recorded over three days.

451
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,920
We got drunk recording it three days,

452
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and we were hungover.

453
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,920
Halfway through, we were hungover, getting drunk again.

454
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And we had two events.

455
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We had New Year's Eve, bro,

456
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,920
when we were recording it over New Year's Eve.

457
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,920
Because we had some events,

458
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,920
so we're like pre-drinking and recording the podcast

459
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:06,920
while doing it.

460
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:09,920
So I like it when we get a little bit messy

461
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,920
on the podcast. I think we've got the crowd

462
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,920
to enjoy it as well.

463
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,920
My least favorite part is when

464
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I didn't watch too much Seria,

465
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and I'm prepping for the podcast,

466
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and I'm like, shit.

467
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Sometimes weekends get busy.

468
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,920
Honestly, when that happens, bro, kick back,

469
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extended highlights, put them on, and relax.

470
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That's it.

471
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Because honestly, there's nothing worse.

472
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If you have a very busy weekend, then you have to prepare.

473
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And you have to read every article

474
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under the sun that was written about.

475
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And fact check everything.

476
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Because it can get tedious.

477
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,920
And in that case, the discussion would be more

478
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stats-based and facts-based and opinion-based.

479
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,920
Yeah, don't give them the secrets now.

480
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,920
Because they'll know and haven't watched the game.

481
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920
But like, yeah, this guy's just dropping

482
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for a central statistics.

483
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,920
Like, wow, Tomori's had seven recoveries this game.

484
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,920
Like, yeah, really?

485
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,920
Someone didn't watch the game.

486
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:06,920
But yeah, bro, my next question for you.

487
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,920
All right, I'll go for this one, actually.

488
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,920
You played as a goalkeeper for Mosta FC

489
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,920
when you were a kid, right?

490
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:16,920
Yes.

491
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,920
So first of all, how old were you?

492
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Because my memory is fucked.

493
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From age of nine to age 11.

494
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,920
Okay, so from nine to 11, you were a goalkeeper.

495
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,920
Yeah.

496
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,920
Where the hell did you even get the deal?

497
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:34,920
Where the hell did you even get the desire to be a goalkeeper?

498
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,920
And I don't even remember you, like, ever mentioning

499
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,920
being a goalkeeper.

500
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I just remember you coming home one day and being like,

501
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I'm a goalkeeper now.

502
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,920
And what happened?

503
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:45,920
Iker Casillas happened to the road.

504
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,920
Iker Casillas, holy shit.

505
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:50,920
I was absolutely obsessed with Casillas.

506
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,920
I had started watching Real at a very young age.

507
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920
I started watching Real at 2003.

508
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,920
I was five years old, man.

509
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,920
I started watching Floridino Pears' initial Galacticos.

510
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,920
I remember fucking David Beckham signing.

511
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:06,920
I remember the lot.

512
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920
It's because our cousin supported Jal Medrid.

513
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,920
So I was super into them from a very young age.

514
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,920
And I was obsessed with Casillas because he was a young goalkeeper.

515
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,920
And he was God, bro.

516
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:17,920
He was good.

517
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Casillas, he was God, man, between the sticks.

518
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:25,920
Obviously, I really liked him because he's a sensitive

519
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,920
and emotional guy.

520
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:29,920
You see him.

521
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:30,920
Like you?

522
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,920
Exactly.

523
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:34,920
I felt like I could idolize him because other footballers,

524
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,920
you look at this lot and you look at this and that.

525
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:39,920
A lot of people really put, not saying,

526
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,920
that isn't his natural personality,

527
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,920
but so many people put on a front.

528
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,920
Casillas was just emotion.

529
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,920
He was himself entirely.

530
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,920
He'd make a good save and you could see him start to tear up.

531
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,920
When he lifted the World Cup,

532
00:22:55,920 --> 00:23:00,920
pulling up, but when Real won the 2007 League,

533
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,920
when Reyes scored that dopietta,

534
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,920
crying his eyes out.

535
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,920
I remember our parents used to tease me a lot.

536
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,920
Like, ah, look at Casillas.

537
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,920
What a baby.

538
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,920
He's crying.

539
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,920
I used to get so offended, bro.

540
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,920
Toxic.

541
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:21,920
Bro, was it Lopez who benched him?

542
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:22,920
Yeah, Diego Lopez.

543
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:23,920
Then he was bought by Milan.

544
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:24,920
Yeah, then he was bought by,

545
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920
then he was benched by Dona Roma.

546
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,920
16-year-old Dona Roma, bro.

547
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,920
World's Collider.

548
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:33,920
Okay, but you were very good, huh?

549
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,920
And I think, come to think of it,

550
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,920
if I remember correctly,

551
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,920
whenever we played football in the garage,

552
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,920
I was always taking shots and you were always the keeper.

553
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,920
So probably you were molded into...

554
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,920
I mean, I used to train, bro, as a goalkeeper,

555
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,920
because, well, I'd drawn a goal post in our garage,

556
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,920
but a big garage growing up.

557
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,920
We also had a monument of our great-grandfather.

558
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,920
We had built one of the first hotels in Malta,

559
00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,920
so they had the monument,

560
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:00,920
and they were keeping it in our garage

561
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,920
until they found a place to keep this.

562
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,920
And we, a mattress kid, would position this monument

563
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,920
in different places and fucking kick the ball

564
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,920
to the monument to try to get him to score a hit or a net.

565
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,920
We used to call him yup-stops.

566
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,920
That's so weird.

567
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,920
He was stomping a lot.

568
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:24,920
Our dad used to work in catering at this hotel,

569
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,920
so he used to work really long hours and used to come home late.

570
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,920
And whenever I'd hear the garage door opening,

571
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,920
which was manual back then, it was a metal manual door,

572
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:38,920
it'd go sprinting down with my goal, I remember,

573
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,920
and I'd throw a ball at him,

574
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,920
the poor guy would be fucking exhausted.

575
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:43,920
So he's...

576
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:45,920
because I used to tell him two goals,

577
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,920
and that's it, two goals, and we go up.

578
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,920
And those two goals sometimes used to take like 40 minutes.

579
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:56,920
He'd be shooting and just like shooting, and he can't score.

580
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,920
And then he'd score, and I'd be like, no, that hit the post.

581
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,920
That's amazing, man.

582
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,920
But that's how I became good, because every day I used to play.

583
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920
But then the problem is you stopped at 5'9".

584
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,920
Probably 5'8".

585
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,920
I've had quite a reckoning recently.

586
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,920
Someone pulled out the tape.

587
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:14,920
Someone pulled out.

588
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920
It was the first time in Australia.

589
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,920
The last March.

590
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,920
That's why this trip was so negative for me.

591
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:23,920
That's why he gives you a Matthew Zoyev person,

592
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,920
which is about to be 5'8".

593
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,920
So in Australia, everyone's fucking huge.

594
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,920
And a bit cold.

595
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:37,920
Okay, so I guess that's my question now.

596
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,920
So I've got a Would You Rather.

597
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,920
That's my hypothetical here, okay?

598
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:46,920
Would You Rather.

599
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,920
Okay, Would You Rather.

600
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,920
Give up the podcast.

601
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:55,920
And Milan win 5 Scudetti and 2 Champions Leagues in 10 years.

602
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Or keep the podcast, the podcast.

603
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,920
Jesus is the podcast.

604
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,920
And watch another Milan banter era for the next 10 years.

605
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,920
Oh my God, you can't.

606
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,920
It's 5 Leagues and...

607
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,920
5 Scudetti and 2 Champions Leagues in 10 years.

608
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,920
Oh my God, I would be drunk every day if that happened.

609
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,920
Oh my God, what a fucking...

610
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:20,920
And you know what?

611
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,920
Toss in a Coppa Italia as well.

612
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,920
Milan banter era means fighting for Europa League.

613
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,920
You know what the thing is, I would be thinking about,

614
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920
I want to be talking about this right now.

615
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,920
That's the thing, right?

616
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,920
I want to be recording and covering this.

617
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,920
Such good content, no?

618
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,920
It's great content.

619
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,920
But then again, another banter era, man.

620
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,920
Before it, you by the time come out of it.

621
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,920
Yeah.

622
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920
Who asked you?

623
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,920
I have to cry.

624
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:52,920
No, I'm being a big fuck me, man.

625
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,920
You know what, man?

626
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,920
I'm keeping the pod.

627
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,920
I'm keeping the pod.

628
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,920
That fucking makes one possible girl.

629
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,920
What I'm saying, fuck it.

630
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,920
That means one of us, yeah.

631
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,920
I can't, man.

632
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,920
I can't just give it up.

633
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920
I'm only messing like...

634
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,920
Then what happens after the 10 years?

635
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,920
You know, am I going to be one of those guys?

636
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,920
They call this Milan.

637
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,920
Look, I'm missing Gullit.

638
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,920
What attracted me to Milan?

639
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,920
It's not like most people who...

640
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,920
All right, I grew up watching Milan who were insane.

641
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,920
You know what I mean?

642
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,920
Yeah.

643
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,920
But the thing that really drew me to Milan

644
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,920
was watching them fucking suffer, man.

645
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,920
Yeah, honestly, man.

646
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:31,920
Watching them suffer.

647
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:32,920
Yeah.

648
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,920
And there are fucking shout-out to all the homies

649
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:41,920
that were there throughout those eight years of shit

650
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,920
that busted their nuts, the Bonaventuras.

651
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Yeah, yeah.

652
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:47,920
The Romanioli's.

653
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:48,920
Yeah.

654
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,920
Where they're Jeremy Manes.

655
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

656
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,920
Fucking Bacca.

657
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,920
Bacca, that one season.

658
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
Bacca, that one season.

659
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:57,920
You know what I mean?

660
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,920
This like in the town.

661
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,920
Sousseau, who really helped take Milan to that next level.

662
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:05,920
Romanioli renewed when everything seemed to be over, man.

663
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:08,920
Shout-out to Ricardo Rodriguez.

664
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,920
Shout-out to Borrini, man.

665
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,920
Yeah.

666
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,920
They did their best, man.

667
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,920
You know, that was the thing.

668
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:19,920
They didn't have the quality to be playing at that level, most of them.

669
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:22,920
But they proved many people.

670
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,920
Those are my Milan heroes.

671
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:25,920
And they gave their all, man.

672
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,920
Those were my Milan heroes, bro.

673
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,920
Yeah, yeah.

674
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,920
Same, man, to be honest.

675
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:35,920
Of course, I remember very clearly that 2017, man.

676
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,920
Yeah, of course.

677
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,920
And for me, those were...

678
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:38,920
We met those, bro.

679
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920
We fucking met them in the summer of 2006.

680
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,920
But I hardly remember because I almost vomited, man.

681
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,920
I turned red, I got dizzy, and I don't know what happened after.

682
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:48,920
You remember calling Tita tall, bro?

683
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,920
You're tall, man.

684
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,920
You're so tall, man.

685
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,920
What language was Cedar speaking, bro?

686
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,920
God knows, bro.

687
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Probably Dutch.

688
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,920
Dutch does not sound chill, like.

689
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,920
He didn't give us the time of day, as either.

690
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:03,920
No, Cedar was on the phone.

691
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,920
He kept going back.

692
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,920
El Presidente, no?

693
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:06,920
El Presidente.

694
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,920
The guy that took the most time out for us, Caca Ber, Cala Cedud.

695
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,920
Yes, shout out.

696
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,920
What a guy.

697
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,920
We even posed for a picture, like they were on the way to dinner.

698
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,920
Yeah, Caca was...

699
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,920
Wow, man, we met fucking Caca.

700
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:20,920
Yeah, that was nice.

701
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,920
He took a photo with Nondonev.

702
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920
Yeah.

703
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Nondonev.

704
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,920
Nondonev.

705
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:26,920
RIP.

706
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,920
RIP, bro.

707
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:30,920
All right, bro.

708
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,920
Favorite book and movie?

709
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,920
Crime or punishment?

710
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,920
Is it really?

711
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:39,920
Favorite book?

712
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,920
I'm almost finished from it, and it's ridiculous.

713
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,920
I'm getting Raskolnikov tattooed in March.

714
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:45,920
There we go.

715
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:48,920
So I can't read a book without getting a tattoo.

716
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:49,920
It's such a deceiver.

717
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,920
So count Matthew's tattoos.

718
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,920
That's how many books he's read.

719
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,920
My favorite movie is Moneyball.

720
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,920
It's about how the money...

721
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,920
I was setting it up for a...

722
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:00,920
No, Moneyball.

723
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:01,920
Moneyball is great.

724
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:02,920
I love Moneyball.

725
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920
Yeah, I used to watch Moneyball before.

726
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
I was like, I don't care about baseball.

727
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,920
I watched it, and I was like, wow, what about?

728
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:10,920
What a movie, dude.

729
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:13,920
I've watched it three to four times.

730
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:15,920
I watched it again on the way to Australia, by the way,

731
00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:16,920
because it's always on...

732
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,920
I mean, you might have really had like three years.

733
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,920
It's always on Emirates and Turkish Airlines, always there.

734
00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:26,920
Every single time, Hattie hits that home run,

735
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,920
every single time he hits it, and the...

736
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:34,920
music comes on, tears.

737
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,920
But not like tearing up, like tears, man.

738
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,920
Every single time I watch that scene, I cry.

739
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,920
You want to...?

740
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,920
Everyone fucking doubts him.

741
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,920
He's got a weird elbow like it's a mess.

742
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,920
No one...

743
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,920
They go to see him for the first time.

744
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:49,920
Paulo Maldini rocks up to recruit him,

745
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920
and he's like, I can't throw for a shit.

746
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,920
I can't play for a shit.

747
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,920
That was the beginning, and in the end, that's a true story, bro.

748
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920
That's crazy.

749
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Now ask me the real question, please.

750
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,920
That was my real question, man.

751
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,920
Favorite book and movie?

752
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Yeah, man. Why not?

753
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,920
Why not?

754
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,920
We never talk about ourselves.

755
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:09,920
That's true, man.

756
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:10,920
So why not?

757
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,920
Now they know that you like moneyball,

758
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,920
and you like fucking Raskolnikov, or the fucking name.

759
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:15,920
Crime and punishment.

760
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,920
Crime and punishment.

761
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:21,920
Another great book, where I'm really answering these questions.

762
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,920
Now, if you guys don't like novels or anything like that,

763
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:27,920
read Ryan Holiday.

764
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,920
Ryan Holiday is great, man.

765
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,920
What he does is, rather than writing self-help,

766
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,920
he writes about a message.

767
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,920
So the message of this book, for example, is stillness,

768
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,920
so being in the moment, allowing the world to slow down,

769
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,920
and you being in the moment, and being present.

770
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:48,920
What he does, instead of preaching this for 350 pages,

771
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:54,920
is he gives you tiny, tiny stories about how successful people

772
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,920
have exercised stillness to help them become great.

773
00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,920
Yeah, yeah.

774
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:00,920
It's a fantastic read.

775
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:01,920
He's great.

776
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,920
He simplifies the Marcus Aurelius types,

777
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,920
and all the ancient literature, quite frankly.

778
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,920
Alan once made a good point, though,

779
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,920
that a good way to actually learn about stoicism,

780
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,920
and all these philosophical things is,

781
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,920
honestly, watch university lectures on it.

782
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,920
I watch some Jordan Peterson ones,

783
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,920
and even though they're not exactly on stoicism,

784
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,920
and all that, like psychology, and philosophy,

785
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,920
and stuff like that, he uses, last time he used

786
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:37,920
the Lady Bird book, one of those kiddie books,

787
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,920
as an analogy it was.

788
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,920
Do the imitation, bro.

789
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,920
Well, the difference between black and white people

790
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,920
is that they'll ever love melanin.

791
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,920
In their system.

792
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:54,920
I don't know who has melanin, and who doesn't, and whatever.

793
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,920
The clear difference between them.

794
00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,920
What's your favorite book on movie?

795
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,920
All right.

796
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,920
My favorite book.

797
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:16,920
Oh, man, I really enjoy these, like, literary classics.

798
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,920
Like horror, like Dracula, and fucking Frankenstein.

799
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,920
Like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

800
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,920
Love that shit, bro.

801
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:24,920
It's written so well.

802
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,920
We've got so many at home, bro.

803
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,920
You picked up some recently.

804
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:27,920
I picked up a few, yeah, bro.

805
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,920
I grew up reading Goosebumps, Shivers, and all that stuff.

806
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,920
Like, I'm a big horror fan.

807
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,920
However, I have enjoyed many biographies.

808
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,920
I remember when I was quite young, to be honest.

809
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,920
So I remember you might be skewed on how good this book actually was.

810
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,920
But I remember being so entertained by Ozzy Osbourne's biography.

811
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,920
I read it for the first time, actually,

812
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,920
because it wasn't in our syllabus at school.

813
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,920
The picture of Doreen Gray.

814
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:53,920
Oh.

815
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:54,920
Fantastic book.

816
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:55,920
Fantastic.

817
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920
I'm saying, oh, not because I've read it,

818
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,920
but because you've told me all about it.

819
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,920
So well-written, man.

820
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:03,920
That's, I like these types of books.

821
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,920
When it comes to my favorite film...

822
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,920
I have no idea what your favorite film is, man.

823
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:12,920
Man.

824
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,920
I don't even know what my favorite film is.

825
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920
Oh, I know what your favorite film is.

826
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,920
What's my favorite film?

827
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,920
Enter the Void.

828
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,920
Enter the Void is my favorite fucking film.

829
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:20,920
Okay, so I have, okay.

830
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,920
I forgot that whole rabbit hole in my life.

831
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:25,920
So Enter the Void is a crazy film.

832
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:29,920
For those who don't know this film, it's a lot, it's very heavy.

833
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,920
I recommend Bracing Yourselves before watching it.

834
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,920
The director of this film actually directed another movie,

835
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,920
Just to Raise Money to Make This Movie,

836
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,920
which was the original movie he wanted to make.

837
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:41,920
Enter the Void.

838
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,920
It's a film, POV.

839
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,920
It's about, it's a story that combines DMT,

840
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,920
the drug with the Mexican book of the dead leg.

841
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:47,920
Yeah.

842
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,920
And it's a trip, this movie.

843
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,920
I also enjoyed the Korean version.

844
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:53,920
I sound so pretentious.

845
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:58,920
No, but your Korean version pretends just, you're weird.

846
00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920
I'm weird.

847
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:02,920
I haven't even watched Oppenheimer or Barbie.

848
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,920
They do nothing for me, dude.

849
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,920
I watched Oppenheimer, I enjoyed it.

850
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,920
And rather watched like, I don't know, something stupid.

851
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,920
But anyway, yeah, the Korean version of Old Boy,

852
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:15,920
the original version.

853
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,920
Old Boy is part of a revenge trilogy made by this director.

854
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,920
And it's crazy.

855
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,920
The plot twist at the end would blow your mind.

856
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920
But yeah.

857
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,920
Yeah.

858
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,920
And then of course I enjoyed football.

859
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,920
Show was football series as well.

860
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,920
I really enjoyed Ted Lasso for a family show.

861
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,920
I enjoyed it more than I thought, I would be honest.

862
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,920
No, anything football.

863
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,920
I just watched Beckham.

864
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,920
Oh my God.

865
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,920
I watched Figo.

866
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,920
That was brilliant.

867
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:49,920
I remember when I was much younger,

868
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,920
I read the Roy Keane autobiography.

869
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,920
And that was excellent.

870
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:55,920
It was really, really fucking good, man.

871
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,920
I read Adrenaline by Zlatan in Africa.

872
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,920
And that's a nice read as well.

873
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:01,920
It's very interesting.

874
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,920
You have to read Crime and Punishment while I'm done with it.

875
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,920
It's a commitment.

876
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:05,920
I started listening to the audiobook,

877
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,920
but I was just killing myself.

878
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:09,920
I was just putting it on before bed,

879
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,920
falling asleep and losing where I was.

880
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:12,920
And then listening.

881
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,920
And I remember, it's like, I would be listening to this story.

882
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,920
It sounds familiar, but not enough for me to know what's going to happen.

883
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,920
But then when it happens, I say, ah, yes.

884
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:21,920
But I've fallen asleep.

885
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,920
Jake, we are fucking, all right, we're Gen Z.

886
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,920
I think you're Gen Z.

887
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920
We were taught in a very millennial manner

888
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:31,920
where unless we're reading something,

889
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:32,920
we're not going to learn it.

890
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,920
Unless we're writing something down,

891
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,920
we're not going to learn it.

892
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,920
You read this book, that's the fucking true way

893
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,920
that you're going to follow the story

894
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,920
and get familiar with the characters.

895
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,920
It's unbelievable, man.

896
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,920
Now for my question, again,

897
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,920
we are way less personal questions than yours.

898
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:54,920
We understood different assignments from what it seems.

899
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:58,920
But what is your favorite goal in football history?

900
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,920
Oh man, the only thing I can think of right now

901
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,920
is Kaka's goal against you and I did.

902
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,920
That's a...

903
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,920
We made Hainte and Evra.

904
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,920
Evra? Evra? Evra and that, I think.

905
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,920
He made them kiss, man.

906
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Yeah.

907
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,920
You know, it was a crazy goal.

908
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,920
Yeah, that's one of my favorite goals for sure.

909
00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:30,920
I also really enjoyed watching Zlatan's goal

910
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,920
for Sweden against England there.

911
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920
That was a crazy goal as well.

912
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,920
Ronaldo's bicycle kick against Juve was a mental goal.

913
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,920
Luis Muriel had a goal where he fake shots

914
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,920
the goalkeeper but touches the ball just enough to bounce it,

915
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,920
like pass it and just taps it in.

916
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,920
That was a goal of pure finesse.

917
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,920
I enjoyed Totteys,

918
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:55,920
I enjoyed Totteys chips from all over the box

919
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,920
and it's hard to pick one, you know,

920
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,920
but I think the one that stuck with me the most was Kaka's.

921
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,920
Mine is,

922
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,920
for what it was

923
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,920
and for what it meant,

924
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,920
Kualiarela's against Napoli.

925
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,920
Oh my God.

926
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,920
Takes the cake without a doubt.

927
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,920
Berezinski back here, oh my goodness!

928
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,920
Kualiarela with a moment of magic.

929
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,920
He's retired, he's announced his retirement.

930
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,920
But for those of you that don't know

931
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,920
what that goal meant for Kualiarela,

932
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,920
there has to be a movie about this one day

933
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,920
or a docu-series or something on Kualiarela's life.

934
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:41,920
Look it up if you guys don't know it,

935
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,920
but basically this was a guy who all he's wanted his entire life

936
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,920
is to play for Napoli.

937
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,920
His boyhood team, his favourite club,

938
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,920
it was his dream.

939
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,920
After a string of fantastic performances from season to season,

940
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,920
he gets to represent them.

941
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:02,920
But what he was looking forward to the most turned into problems,

942
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:06,920
not problems, it was definitely the most devastating period of his life,

943
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:10,920
something that I hope no one listening ever goes through.

944
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:15,920
He was being stalked by someone very close to him,

945
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,920
only to find out that it was his protector.

946
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,920
But while he was at Napoli, he was receiving threats,

947
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:26,920
finding notes in his house, blackmail.

948
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,920
Because the darkest ticket.

949
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,920
This forced him to move and the best sufferer came from Juve

950
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,920
and the Napoli fans resented him and they hated him for it

951
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,920
and they viewed him as a traitor when reality was just protecting himself.

952
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,920
For his entire career.

953
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:41,920
So devastating.

954
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,920
His favourite football team,

955
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:48,920
he got the chance to play for them and it was devastating.

956
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,920
And the fans resented him forever because he moved to Juve.

957
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,920
Upon his return to face Napoli for Sampdoria,

958
00:39:56,920 --> 00:40:00,920
after the news had come out and various articles were released regarding

959
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:04,920
the fact that his protector was arrested because he was proving guilty.

960
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,920
I believe he was a police officer.

961
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,920
Yes, a police officer that was assigned to his case and a close friend of his, I believe.

962
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:13,920
He met him through a mutual friend or something.

963
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:18,920
He was welcomed back to the Maradona stadium

964
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:24,920
and the entire Napoli fans had banners saying,

965
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
we are so sorry.

966
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,920
We are so fucking sorry.

967
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:38,920
And then Berezinski whips a ball in and he just backheels it in midair.

968
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,920
Fucking keeper rooted to the spot, doesn't celebrate.

969
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,920
The entire stadium goes nuts.

970
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,920
Sampdoria win 3-0 and you could just see him,

971
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,920
his reaction to scoring that goal.

972
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:59,920
It's like just the biggest relief ever in history.

973
00:40:59,920 --> 00:41:02,920
It was also an I'm him moment.

974
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,920
Massive I'm him moment.

975
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,920
I remember, I'm going to say this,

976
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,920
with the truffles together in Amsterdam,

977
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,920
we got weird, we got fucked up.

978
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,920
While Mintov and Santi were recording in our behalf,

979
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:20,920
early episodes, if you go check them out, they called themselves the jubilani,

980
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,920
because of their heads.

981
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:30,920
We spent 30 minutes of our 7 hour long trip, whatever it was,

982
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:36,920
watching Qualiarela goals over and over and over again.

983
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,920
And I wouldn't have it any other way.

984
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,920
They called him Mr. Wonder Goal for a reason.

985
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,920
That has to be my favourite goal ever,

986
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:45,920
for what it meant and for the way it was scored.

987
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,920
It was perfect man.

988
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:51,920
The best goal I've ever witnessed live was Theo against Atlanta.

989
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,920
I was in the Europa League there together and I fucking dislocated your shoulder.

990
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:00,920
And a goal that lives with me in recent memory that was pivotal for Milan's Scudetto,

991
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,920
when it was Jeroes Goal against Inter,

992
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,920
where he absolutely fucking did the De Vrij and then started it at home.

993
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,920
That was so good.

994
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:12,920
When I wrote this question, the first one that came to mind,

995
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:17,920
not as my favourite but as one I can't believe happened,

996
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,920
was Pato against Barça on the 26th second.

997
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,920
Yeah, that was crazy as well.

998
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,920
Milan were such underdogs in that game and 26 seconds in,

999
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,920
fucking prime Alexandre Pato.

1000
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,920
Man, you...

1001
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,920
It's not supposed to, it's like he has another gear to get into.

1002
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,920
It's like he took four steps to get right in front of the keeper,

1003
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,920
like just knocks the ball around Puyol, like ridiculous goal.

1004
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:41,920
Ridiculous.

1005
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,920
Good question.

1006
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920
Thank you.

1007
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,920
Name a well pre...

1008
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,920
Okay, let's try that again.

1009
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:50,920
Name a well rated player, you deem to be overrated.

1010
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,920
I'm gonna stick this area for the theme.

1011
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:55,920
Okay.

1012
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,920
Right?

1013
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,920
A well rated player who I believe is overrated.

1014
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,920
I'm gonna have to be a bit controversial.

1015
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,920
We love it.

1016
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:19,920
What I'm actually gonna say to Milan's star man, Leal.

1017
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,920
Oh my god, you are...

1018
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,920
Okay, this is the most controversial thing you've ever said on the podcast.

1019
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,920
I think Leal is overrated.

1020
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:29,920
What do you think is overrated by him?

1021
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:30,920
I think.

1022
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:31,920
About him.

1023
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:40,920
So, the argument of he can only do one thing, can quickly be diminished

1024
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:43,920
because he is mainly successful at doing that

1025
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,920
and he's incredibly effective at doing that.

1026
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:54,920
But when he's neutralized to doing that, like with a low block or something like that,

1027
00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:00,920
and you give him time with the ball, maybe just outside the area,

1028
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,920
he can't pick a pass that's gonna set a teammate up unless he takes it to the byline.

1029
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,920
His forward passing in that sense is awful.

1030
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920
His decision making isn't great.

1031
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,920
His shooting is terrible, honestly.

1032
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,920
And he's way too big for his boots.

1033
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:27,920
I think there's no one that can do what he does in the sense of running down the wing

1034
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,920
and then cutting it back.

1035
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,920
Like what he did against Napoli, what he did against all these teams

1036
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:35,920
and then the school at the winning team, sure.

1037
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,920
But he's not the next.

1038
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,920
Yeah, look, the thing is I tend to agree with you because

1039
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,920
when it comes to getting the ball on the counter

1040
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,920
and taking the ball to the byline and slowing the pace of the game down

1041
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,920
and then bursting and absolutely destroying everyone by getting into a gear

1042
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,920
that the defenders don't even have.

1043
00:44:57,920 --> 00:44:58,920
You can't fall to it.

1044
00:44:58,920 --> 00:44:59,920
You can't.

1045
00:44:59,920 --> 00:45:02,920
It doesn't even look like he's running at his max speed and he's destroying everyone.

1046
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:03,920
He's elite.

1047
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,920
I don't think there are many players better than him.

1048
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:10,920
When he turns it on and he starts dribbling past all these players for fun,

1049
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:11,920
it's magnificent.

1050
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:12,920
Yeah, it's incredible.

1051
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,920
But he doesn't seem to have understood his skill set.

1052
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,920
And I just say he's getting a bit too big for his boots perhaps.

1053
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920
These long range shots, I can't stand them.

1054
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,920
I don't think I ever recall him scoring for most of the box ever.

1055
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:25,920
So, okay, fair enough.

1056
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,920
For me, I have two monsters.

1057
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,920
You know one of them very well because you lived through, I think,

1058
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,920
two or three years of me fucking cursing and hating this guy.

1059
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,920
Think carefully. Think about me long players.

1060
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,920
One that I couldn't stand, bro.

1061
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,920
Do you remember who it was?

1062
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,920
It was a striker.

1063
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:46,920
It was Baka.

1064
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:47,920
Baka, dude.

1065
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:48,920
You hated Baka.

1066
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,920
I couldn't stand Baka because, okay, granted, great finisher,

1067
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920
Fox in the box, a poacher like no other.

1068
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,920
In Spain, he was ridiculous.

1069
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920
Yeah, but he's a luxury player.

1070
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,920
You need everything behind him to be perfect.

1071
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:01,920
You have a player like that.

1072
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,920
You have a team that can build play up without needing the number nine to get involved.

1073
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:06,920
And Milan weren't that.

1074
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,920
Milan would always try to play with Baka.

1075
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,920
And like if the team was superior,

1076
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:17,920
if the opposing team had a superior midfield, Baka would be invisible for the entire game.

1077
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:20,920
Until maybe across the box and he did score like,

1078
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,920
but his build up play was terrible.

1079
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:23,920
He had no weak foot.

1080
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,920
He would always go for the rubber.

1081
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,920
Anytime the ball was on his weak foot,

1082
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,920
Nefron was like, wow, he's so good.

1083
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:29,920
Like, no, he's shit.

1084
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,920
He can't even shoot his weak foot.

1085
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,920
Like he's doing this fucking rubber.

1086
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:35,920
And I granted it went in like twice, but,

1087
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:36,920
but yeah, I couldn't stand.

1088
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,920
I couldn't stand Baka.

1089
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:39,920
I couldn't stand him.

1090
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:41,920
I thought, as always, felt like Milan were a man down.

1091
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,920
And granted, he had one incredible season.

1092
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,920
And the rest like were what I expected, to be honest.

1093
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,920
And the next one is slightly controversial as well was Ronaldo at Juve.

1094
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:55,920
Ronaldo at Juve should have been a nine to start off,

1095
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:57,920
but he should have been their striker.

1096
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,920
He played where he wanted to play, which was out on the wing.

1097
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,920
And I don't recall him dribbling a player ever.

1098
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,920
I don't think he ever dribbled a player.

1099
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,920
He shifted to a nine and then he was very good.

1100
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,920
And in fact, he has that clip where he beats the Sampdoria man to a header.

1101
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,920
He makes him look like he plays a different sport.

1102
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,920
He scored the big goals.

1103
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,920
He's a player who scored that ridiculous header he had.

1104
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:20,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1105
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,920
But the fuss was too much every time he scored.

1106
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:23,920
It's like, you see these big pages,

1107
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,920
I know Ronaldo brings that about him, right?

1108
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,920
He's still got it. He's killing it and say, no, he's not man.

1109
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,920
He watched the game half the time he's getting the ball out wide.

1110
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,920
He's going to step over and he's passing because he can't beat his man.

1111
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:34,920
Or he's getting tackled.

1112
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,920
And that was the reality of it.

1113
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,920
Another one, Buffon at Parma, don't at me.

1114
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:43,920
Buffon at Parma and say, B, if you watch the footage, it can be quite bad.

1115
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,920
But that makes us simple.

1116
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,920
Exactly, everyone posted on Twitter.

1117
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,920
But that's it about ageing.

1118
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:52,920
You don't remain as sharp as you once were.

1119
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,920
But please, bro, your next one.

1120
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,920
My next question.

1121
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:57,920
That was a good question.

1122
00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,920
I had to overrate it all.

1123
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,920
Thanks.

1124
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,920
This is my last question for you.

1125
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:07,920
If you were an aspiring footballer and needed to choose one player past or present

1126
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:12,920
to teach you how to play in all positions, who would you choose?

1127
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,920
Radhe Kronich.

1128
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,920
Brian Kristand.

1129
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,920
To teach me how to play all positions.

1130
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:28,920
That was a yes, by the way, because sometimes I nod at you and I forget we don't do video.

1131
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,920
All positions.

1132
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,920
So it needs to be a player who's absolutely complete in every department.

1133
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:41,920
Basically a question of who's the most complete footballer ever.

1134
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,920
Ahhhh.

1135
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,920
It needs to teach you how to be a fox in the box.

1136
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,920
It needs to teach you how to be a crusher.

1137
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,920
It needs to teach you how to be creative.

1138
00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,920
Maybe quick down the wings or at least tricky down the wings.

1139
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,920
Hard man at the back.

1140
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,920
Oh man, I don't know what pictures.

1141
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,920
It's usually me how to do everything, man.

1142
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,920
Finally, enough of a player that's coming to mind is...

1143
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:11,920
You know what, man?

1144
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:17,920
I would have to become a midfielder because I feel like the reading of the game is better than most.

1145
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,920
You know, I would go for Pirlo.

1146
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Whoa.

1147
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,920
I'd go for Pirlo.

1148
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:26,920
Teach me, like teach me always, teach me how to maintain a walking pace.

1149
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:27,920
A thousand feet around there.

1150
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:33,920
Yes, man, because he was playing right in front of the defense from Ossof Skirje.

1151
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,920
He would position himself enough that he didn't actually have to get into dirty challenges.

1152
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:39,920
He never actually had to sprint.

1153
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,920
His football IQ was incredible.

1154
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,920
The rest, I guess, is you either have it or you don't, right?

1155
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:44,920
Yeah.

1156
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,920
But yeah, I think I would pick Pirlo.

1157
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,920
I would go option...

1158
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Let me start with option B, and I'll get to option A.

1159
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,920
So option B, Clarence Seydorff.

1160
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:56,920
Clarence Seydorff is the perfect answer, actually, you're right.

1161
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:57,920
He's option B.

1162
00:49:57,920 --> 00:49:59,920
He's option B, so there's a better one.

1163
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:00,920
A better one.

1164
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:01,920
Who is it?

1165
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:03,920
It's Zinedine Zidane, bro.

1166
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,920
Oh my God, all right, bro.

1167
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:06,920
Clearly I made this question.

1168
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,920
Yeah, he had a lot of time to think about it.

1169
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:09,920
Zidane, man.

1170
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,920
Zidane is a crazy answer.

1171
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,920
He's like a ballerina turned footballer.

1172
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:14,920
He's crazy, man.

1173
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:15,920
He's got size.

1174
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:21,920
There was that video, man, of the clip of him playing that game with Juve when the pitch was flooded,

1175
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,920
and he's using the water to fake, to faint even more.

1176
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:27,920
He's splashing.

1177
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,920
He's creating splashes, so the defender thinks he's going a certain way.

1178
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,920
And the song in the background was dripping like a muck and all water.

1179
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,920
Dripping like a muck and all water.

1180
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,920
I never saw him fall off the horse.

1181
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,920
I have seen him fall off the horse.

1182
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:41,920
Fucking hell, man.

1183
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:42,920
He's so elegant.

1184
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,920
He's still on his feet, right?

1185
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:45,920
No, he rolled.

1186
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,920
He rolled.

1187
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:47,920
He rolled.

1188
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,920
He fell into our roll, and he just stood up like nothing happened.

1189
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,920
Like he's the main character in Uncharted or something.

1190
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,920
So yeah, rather cron-age.

1191
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,920
My last player for you, we discussed this actually early on, so...

1192
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:00,920
The last question.

1193
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:01,920
Yes.

1194
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:02,920
He said, last player.

1195
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:06,920
The last question is, a player you wish played in SEA?

1196
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,920
Oh.

1197
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,920
As a Milan fan, I would say I'm a father for Milan, eh?

1198
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,920
But...

1199
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,920
I would say, messiba wat papugom, as you know.

1200
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,920
I wish we got to see...

1201
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,920
Can you imagine, iniesta?

1202
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:28,920
Yeah.

1203
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,920
Can you imagine iniesta?

1204
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,920
That would have been crazy.

1205
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:33,920
That's my answer, man.

1206
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,920
Or...

1207
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,920
Oh, my god.

1208
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,920
To be honest, there are three...

1209
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,920
center midfielders I played for,

1210
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:43,920
Barça that are all very, very fucking good answers.

1211
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:44,920
What's your name?

1212
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:45,920
I'm Bousquet.

1213
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:47,920
Bousquet as a six.

1214
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,920
That's a six.

1215
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,920
I'm a six.

1216
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:50,920
I'm a six.

1217
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:51,920
I'm a six.

1218
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:53,920
Six.

1219
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:59,920
Now the Milan inter, Juve, Bousquet as a six.

1220
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:01,920
I'm going to go Bousquet, bro.

1221
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,920
I think, yeah, yeah.

1222
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:03,920
I'm going to go Bousquet.

1223
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:04,920
Fair enough, man.

1224
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,920
That's a good answer.

1225
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:06,920
Thank you.

1226
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,920
You know who I think would have been great in Italy?

1227
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,920
Gooty, man.

1228
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:13,920
You remember Gooty?

1229
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,920
Don't...

1230
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,920
You're asking me if I remember Gooty.

1231
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,920
Gooty was my favorite player for like ten years.

1232
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:19,920
Gooty?

1233
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:20,920
Gooty at lots, you'll do.

1234
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,920
Oh.

1235
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:27,920
Gooty, I haven't seen, I swear to God.

1236
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:29,920
Now you could tell me Kevin De Bruyne.

1237
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,920
Fuck you, fuck off.

1238
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:33,920
Never watched Gooty play.

1239
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:38,920
Gooty's vision was ridiculous, man.

1240
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:39,920
It was ridiculous.

1241
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:40,920
I have...

1242
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,920
There was a game, Real beat Viadolid, 7-2.

1243
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,920
He scored two and he assisted four.

1244
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,920
Jake, this guy was unbelievable.

1245
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,920
I'm not saying because he did that back heel twice.

1246
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:55,920
No, no, he was a super player.

1247
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,920
The back heel, that was the one right in front of the keeper.

1248
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,920
It was ridiculous vision, man.

1249
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:02,920
Another one, a prime Ozil, man.

1250
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:03,920
Prime Ozil.

1251
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:04,920
Prime Ozil.

1252
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:05,920
Prime Ozil.

1253
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:06,920
Two short a period, though.

1254
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:07,920
It's probably two short a period.

1255
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:08,920
But that would have been nice to watch him.

1256
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Yeah.

1257
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,920
Drogba would have been fun in the league.

1258
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Drogba was linked to Milan heavily back in the day, bro.

1259
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:15,920
Heavily.

1260
00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:23,920
But yeah, I don't think, to be honest, the repertoire of players that have played in Italy leaves a lot to be desired,

1261
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,920
because they have been some crazy good games.

1262
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,920
Especially early 2000s, late 90s.

1263
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,920
The best were there.

1264
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:31,920
Yeah.

1265
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,920
You know who I've really been intrigued with recently, just his story in general, how good he was.

1266
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,920
Because I was thinking this would have been such a good question.

1267
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,920
In fact, I'm going to ask it.

1268
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:50,920
Who do you think, out of classic players, legends, would have fared the best in today's game?

1269
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,920
Of all the legends?

1270
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:53,920
Of all the legends.

1271
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,920
Think of FIFA icons, like, who would be...

1272
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:57,920
Who would?

1273
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,920
So, obviously, it's a much different game.

1274
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:01,920
Yeah.

1275
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:08,920
I think Kaka was ahead of his time, for example.

1276
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,920
A bit too recent for me.

1277
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:11,920
Okay, okay.

1278
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:12,920
Roberto Carlos.

1279
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:18,920
Can you imagine Roberto Carlos and a team where the fullbacks are meant to do more than defend, for example?

1280
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,920
He's fucking benching the Marco.

1281
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:21,920
Exactly.

1282
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:22,920
Definitely.

1283
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,920
The Marco would just be waiting to clean her shoes.

1284
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,920
But so many, bro.

1285
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:31,920
I'm thinking older, like, because these guys touched the 2000s.

1286
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:37,920
Who I was thinking about, for example, so crazy what I was thinking.

1287
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,920
Like Van Busten, bro.

1288
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,920
Van Busten would play in any Iran, it'd be amazing.

1289
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:43,920
That's who I've really, really...

1290
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:44,920
Because he's just denying.

1291
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:49,920
Like, he's a crazy good number nine who has no weaknesses, like, apart from his injuries.

1292
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,920
That's what I've really been intrigued with recently.

1293
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,920
Just going back, watching his...

1294
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:54,920
You know how old he was when he retired?

1295
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:55,920
28, 27.

1296
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,920
Yeah, 28 years old.

1297
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,920
Crazy.

1298
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,920
28 years old.

1299
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,920
Crazy.

1300
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,920
Like, Zlatan had 10 more years at least.

1301
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:04,920
Christ.

1302
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:05,920
Madan, man.

1303
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:06,920
But yeah.

1304
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,920
The listeners have some questions for us as well.

1305
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,920
Hey, hey, hey.

1306
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:11,920
Let's get into it.

1307
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,920
Andrea asks the first one on Instagram.

1308
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:18,920
He says, oh, how did you guys meet?

1309
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,920
And where did your passion for culture start?

1310
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,920
So, we're brothers.

1311
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,920
So one day, when I was two years old, my parents came home.

1312
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:29,920
My mom wasn't fat anymore.

1313
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:35,920
And she was holding this weird, chubby, pink thing that looked like an alien.

1314
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,920
And they were like, this is your brother.

1315
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,920
And I was like, oh, God, the inheritance has been split.

1316
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,920
But yeah, that's how we met.

1317
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,920
And our passion for football.

1318
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,920
Now, originally, I didn't like football.

1319
00:55:49,920 --> 00:55:51,920
I was all about basketball, ball or die, you know?

1320
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,920
Because football was way too popular at school.

1321
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:01,920
And there was almost a social status thing around it.

1322
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:02,920
Yeah.

1323
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:05,920
And I was like, well, depending on how good you were at it.

1324
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,920
Yeah, you were as popular as you were good at football.

1325
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,920
Yeah.

1326
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:18,920
But then I remember my dad, our dad, showing us clips and watching games.

1327
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:19,920
And there were crazy moments.

1328
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:24,920
And I would actively be pretending that I wasn't enjoying them.

1329
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:27,920
Just to not be proved wrong.

1330
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:30,920
It's like when he used to play, hey, there, the Lila in the car.

1331
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,920
It's like the same thing.

1332
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:33,920
You turn it off, I hate it.

1333
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920
Then you leave the car and put it on.

1334
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,920
But yeah, pride is the enemy.

1335
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:44,920
But yes, I realized that this sport, as simple as I thought it was,

1336
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:50,920
can bring out every emotion in human, every single one.

1337
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,920
It's crazy.

1338
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,920
I think that the last few times I have cried,

1339
00:56:55,920 --> 00:56:57,920
because I actually do have a problem crying,

1340
00:56:57,920 --> 00:57:01,920
the Sarah was doing football games, underdog stories.

1341
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,920
They get me every time, like every single time.

1342
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,920
But yeah, I was always into it from a young age.

1343
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:14,920
My dad was involved with a football team in Malta,

1344
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,920
Mosta, which is where Jake and I grew up.

1345
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:20,920
And he used to take me to watch all the games.

1346
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,920
At a young age, I remember the smell of burgers

1347
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:27,920
and a soft drink at the football pitch.

1348
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:33,920
I remember going to the Derby's between Burgu and Isla back in the day.

1349
00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:37,920
I remember going to watch Malta play against Turkey.

1350
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,920
I remember all these memories.

1351
00:57:39,920 --> 00:57:42,920
And I think, of course, he said, how did our passions come together?

1352
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,920
When I moved to Scotland for a year,

1353
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:52,920
I couldn't watch football because I was working 60 hours a week.

1354
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:56,920
55 to 60 hours a week, at least.

1355
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,920
Especially on the weekends.

1356
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,920
Sometimes I'd watch some Champions League.

1357
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:08,920
I kind of fell out of love with the game.

1358
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:13,920
But you don't watch many games, you become disinterested.

1359
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:20,920
When I came back, this was 2016, or 2017, when I got back.

1360
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,920
It was back-hanging out with you.

1361
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:28,920
And at that time, all you were doing, you don't know the things.

1362
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:33,920
Sitting down on the couch, watching every single game from beginning to end.

1363
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:35,920
I was like, okay, cool.

1364
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:39,920
In the beginning, I was like, how long does this go for?

1365
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,920
Why is Bro talking to me about the mid-table teams?

1366
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,920
What's going on over here?

1367
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,920
How could I interest myself in the mid-table teams?

1368
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:51,920
I fell in love with it, man.

1369
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,920
You notice, when you watch closely and you watch more than once,

1370
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:01,920
and you watch carefully, with the volume up, none of this stream bullshit.

1371
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:08,920
Without commentary, you will realize how authentic Italian football is.

1372
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,920
How beautiful the stadiums are, how passionate the fans are,

1373
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:17,920
how much it means to them, how different the fans are from certain teams.

1374
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,920
It comes from the Xenopoli section, it comes from the Milan fans,

1375
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:23,920
for example, totally different vibe entirely.

1376
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,920
You see the Salernitana fans, they're underdogs,

1377
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,920
but they look totally different to the Xano fans, who are also underdogs.

1378
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:31,920
The Caliari fans, well, then you're all the way inside, then yeah.

1379
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:34,920
Venice, we're in Serie A.

1380
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:37,920
You have to get on a fucking gondola to go to the stadium,

1381
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,920
like, oh man, this shit is...

1382
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,920
If the Super League happens...

1383
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:42,920
We're done.

1384
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,920
We'll continue covering Serie A of the Super League.

1385
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,920
Don't worry about that.

1386
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,920
That is so pissed.

1387
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,920
Our next question comes from Gabriel Borges.

1388
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,920
Gabriel Borges, I always call him Gabriel, I don't know.

1389
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,920
His name is Gabriel.

1390
00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,920
He's a great fan, listener, friend.

1391
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,920
He says, at any point, was there a part when you guys said,

1392
01:00:03,920 --> 01:00:05,920
fuck this, let's stop?

1393
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:06,920
No.

1394
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:07,920
Never, like, never.

1395
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:08,920
I never thought about stopping.

1396
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:12,920
And if so, what kept you being resilient to not do so?

1397
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:19,920
Well, again, it's the fact that the challenge becomes a challenge against yourself.

1398
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,920
It's like, I want to do this, I want to remain consistent,

1399
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:26,920
but in order to do that, I have to do something I potentially don't feel like doing on this day.

1400
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:30,920
Today, I just got home from work, I had a long day, I need to do my prep, I'm gonna do it.

1401
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,920
And then you dread starting, you start doing the preparation,

1402
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,920
you realize you're just watching football.

1403
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:36,920
Which is fun.

1404
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,920
Yeah, yeah, there's that.

1405
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:45,920
And when you start doing something consistently,

1406
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:50,920
it becomes a checkbox in your mind,

1407
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,920
and if you don't check it off, there's a void.

1408
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,920
Yeah, yeah, you feel unproductive for sure.

1409
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:58,920
It's only unproductive, but like, you're not fulfilling.

1410
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:01,920
Like, this is super fulfilling.

1411
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,920
It's like, for anyone that's got their vices who likes to put on a bet,

1412
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,920
or likes to smoke a cigarette or having a drink, it literally,

1413
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,920
it gives you like a similar dopamine, I guess, to that fulfillment,

1414
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,920
you get releasing an episode, getting feedback, this and that,

1415
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:20,920
like, I can't live without it.

1416
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,920
And the times, I've never thought of quitting,

1417
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:29,920
but like, when it's peak freshers and I'm at work, and it's mental,

1418
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:34,920
and I get home at seven and I need to prep, and I need to do all my prep,

1419
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,920
and we're recording tomorrow, and I need to be up tomorrow at 5am,

1420
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,920
and go do a donut run, and this and this and that, like,

1421
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:46,920
I get exhausted, and I would dread doing the prep,

1422
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:50,920
but I would never dread recording the podcast.

1423
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,920
You know what I think about as well, bro?

1424
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:56,920
I think about one day having kids, and telling them about the good old days,

1425
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:02,920
but they'll be able to sit down, and listen to me and you,

1426
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:06,920
talking about the days as they happen, the good old days,

1427
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,920
and I think that's cool, you know?

1428
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,920
I would like for my children to check it out, to get a feel of what football was like,

1429
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,920
because you know when dads talk about football,

1430
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,920
so it's like, ah, back in my day, and it's so obscure,

1431
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,920
it's like, what the hell does that even mean?

1432
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,920
They'll actually have something tangible, something that they can relate to.

1433
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:25,920
And the most particular moments as well, like,

1434
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,920
imagine Milan where to never win a league again,

1435
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,920
until or not, but you're never to win a league again,

1436
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,920
by the time we have kids,

1437
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,920
you could say, this is the last time they won the league.

1438
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:42,920
Here is every single match they played, and my opinion on it,

1439
01:02:42,920 --> 01:02:46,920
every single game of the season is covered by us.

1440
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,920
Every single fucking game, we don't miss one.

1441
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:51,920
It's nice, it's good.

1442
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:55,920
Then you have my kid, eight years old, listening to the podcast,

1443
01:02:55,920 --> 01:02:58,920
trying to figure out what Italian football was all about.

1444
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:01,920
What's a prostitute?

1445
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:04,920
I don't know, ask your uncle.

1446
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:08,920
The next question comes from the mysterious Leo Messi on Instagram.

1447
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,920
A follower called Leo Messi doesn't want to tell us his name,

1448
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,920
so he has to be referred to as the mysteriously Leo Messi.

1449
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:15,920
What a guy.

1450
01:03:15,920 --> 01:03:17,920
It's a question we've already answered, to be honest,

1451
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,920
but shout out to him, he said, what made you start this podcast,

1452
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,920
and do you ever feel like enough is enough, I quit, no.

1453
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,920
What made us start is a good part.

1454
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,920
What made us start, I think it was the fact that we were watching

1455
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:29,920
the games already.

1456
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,920
I had a Twitter account where I would post Milan related things,

1457
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,920
and I would post things about, say, in general,

1458
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,920
but they wouldn't get much attention at all,

1459
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920
because everyone was into Milan,

1460
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,920
I had that Milan fan on Twitter.

1461
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,920
So I decided, you know what, man,

1462
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,920
it would be cool to have a place where we can talk about everything.

1463
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,920
Where there's no such thing as a priority game,

1464
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:51,920
where there's no such thing as big teams and small teams,

1465
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,920
where everyone gets to be discussed.

1466
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,920
And Matthew was on board, which was great.

1467
01:03:57,920 --> 01:03:59,920
And yeah, that's it.

1468
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:04,920
And I think, like, we mentally started a podcast,

1469
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:08,920
like, seasons before we started a podcast.

1470
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,920
We would always be watching football and say,

1471
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:13,920
if we had a podcast, like, we would say this,

1472
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,920
we'd start on this, we'd do this segment, we'd do this and that.

1473
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,920
And then I remember, I got so used to saying,

1474
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:24,920
if we were to do this or when we were to do this,

1475
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:27,920
you accept that that's never gonna happen,

1476
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:29,920
you're just kind of getting dopamine out of the idea,

1477
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,920
out of mentioning it, you almost feel fulfilled,

1478
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,920
like, you've done it, you know?

1479
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:36,920
And then, you remember, you said,

1480
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,920
we're doing it this season,

1481
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,920
because if we're doing it this season, we need to start.

1482
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,920
I'm like, sure, man, just like,

1483
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,920
I don't know if I wanted you to shut up or whatever,

1484
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:47,920
I'm just like, sure, let's do it.

1485
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:52,920
But I wasn't, like, 100% committed to doing it,

1486
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,920
to putting in the work when I said yes.

1487
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,920
And then the mic arrived,

1488
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,920
we watched the first match day,

1489
01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,920
and we're like, so now we plug the mic into the laptop,

1490
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:06,920
and I guess we go, man, prep five games each.

1491
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:10,920
We're so vanilla on the first one, the first episode.

1492
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:13,920
That was vanilla, we were cool, we were nervous,

1493
01:05:13,920 --> 01:05:15,920
and you can feel it the way we speak now

1494
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:16,920
and the way they spoke back then.

1495
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,920
I think it was a strong start, don't get me wrong,

1496
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,920
but yes, there's definitely a difference.

1497
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,920
We should do some shit, like we listened to episode one,

1498
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:27,920
and there was an episode 100, compared to, you know?

1499
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,920
Alan, my guy.

1500
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:31,920
Patreon, brother, friend asks,

1501
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,920
what were your most optimistic and pessimistic expectations

1502
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:35,920
before the podcast started,

1503
01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:39,920
and how far is your current reality from those expectations?

1504
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:43,920
So for me, the most pessimistic thing I thought of

1505
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:48,920
was like, just a bunch of guys, two guys with another podcast,

1506
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:51,920
they have nothing unique to offer,

1507
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:53,920
and I can't even understand what they're saying,

1508
01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,920
because they have a weird accent.

1509
01:05:55,920 --> 01:05:58,920
That was the pessimistic thing I was expecting,

1510
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,920
but in reality, all we get is like,

1511
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,920
your English is pretty good, guys, like it's damn good.

1512
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:05,920
I mean, it's an official language.

1513
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,920
Optimistic expectations was for people to listen and react,

1514
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:15,920
and the reality has surpassed,

1515
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,920
because people are actually paying membership fees now,

1516
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,920
and I'm so grateful for that.

1517
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:20,920
Uh-huh.

1518
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:25,920
My pessimistic was just that would be recording for nothing,

1519
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:30,920
and I was almost, there was a certain element of me that

1520
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:37,920
I was embarrassed by the idea to have our podcast

1521
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:41,920
on my Instagram bio when it had 12 followers.

1522
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:46,920
I was embarrassed what people might think.

1523
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:50,920
I was embarrassed that people might look at someone

1524
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,920
starting a podcast as something vain,

1525
01:06:52,920 --> 01:06:57,920
like, you think people are gonna care what you're talking about.

1526
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,920
So that side of me that like caring what other people

1527
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,920
are gonna say kind of thing, I'm past that now, right?

1528
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:06,920
But that was a massive kind of thing.

1529
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,920
They've totally got it twisted,

1530
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,920
because it's not a matter of showing off what you know,

1531
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:13,920
it's a matter of sharing a passion, you know?

1532
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,920
Exactly.

1533
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:15,920
It's a matter of...

1534
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:16,920
I don't know more than Matias.

1535
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:17,920
Exactly.

1536
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:18,920
I don't know more than Matias.

1537
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:19,920
No, no, no.

1538
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:20,920
Or Alan.

1539
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:22,920
Or these guys have crazy good ball knowledge.

1540
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,920
They could have their own podcast, you know?

1541
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:25,920
Literally.

1542
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:28,920
Um, the thing is that we try to...

1543
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:32,920
We try to make people who aren't as into certain games into them,

1544
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,920
or we give them something to look out for,

1545
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,920
so maybe we'll tempt them to catch a game.

1546
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:37,920
Yeah.

1547
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:38,920
What's in it for us?

1548
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:39,920
I don't know, we just love it,

1549
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:40,920
and we'd love for you to love it too.

1550
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,920
My optimistic expectation to give a different answer

1551
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,920
to the one of watching more football,

1552
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:54,920
um, I guess was the very odd idea that it could work,

1553
01:07:54,920 --> 01:07:57,920
that just like people would listen,

1554
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,920
and would get new followers,

1555
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:02,920
and would get loyal followers.

1556
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:04,920
A couple viral videos, you know?

1557
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,920
Couple viral videos, like I would, bro.

1558
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:12,920
The idea of getting 8 million views on one TikTok...

1559
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,920
Yeah, it was an Instagram video, not even on Instagram.

1560
01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,920
Didn't even cross my fucking mind.

1561
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,920
Never.

1562
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:22,920
Didn't even cross my mind,

1563
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:24,920
or like 1 million on the Kim Min Jae,

1564
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,920
and like the 8 million one did well

1565
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,920
because it was a funny video.

1566
01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,920
You know, right, there's a bit of commentary,

1567
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:32,920
a bit of back and forth between me and you,

1568
01:08:32,920 --> 01:08:34,920
but like the Kim Min Jae one,

1569
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:38,920
it was your joke that got a million views.

1570
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:42,920
It was your joke that got people dying

1571
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,920
in the comments and tagging friends and this and that.

1572
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,920
And Koreans going, I'm so proud.

1573
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:47,920
It was nice.

1574
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,920
And then Europeans saying, you're so racist.

1575
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,920
Literally, but yeah, that just goes to show, right?

1576
01:08:53,920 --> 01:08:55,920
The Koreans were proud, and I was talking about them.

1577
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,920
The Europeans were offended,

1578
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,920
and I wasn't talking about them, but yeah.

1579
01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:02,920
The West, 2023.

1580
01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,920
Alan also has another question that we've already discussed,

1581
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:07,920
but then he also has a third question.

1582
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,920
He said, has any or both of you ever been to a sex show in Amsterdam during corona,

1583
01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:15,920
where either of you have been asked to take part in the act on stage,

1584
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,920
one of the performers, and also accepted the request?

1585
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:22,920
If the answer is yes, how has it changed you as a person?

1586
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,920
Alan, brother man.

1587
01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:32,920
It's fucking changed me.

1588
01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:34,920
I'll tell you that.

1589
01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:35,920
Shall I?

1590
01:09:35,920 --> 01:09:36,920
I guess you have to.

1591
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:37,920
How far in are we?

1592
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:38,920
An hour ten?

1593
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:39,920
Do it.

1594
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:40,920
That's fine.

1595
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,920
Well, one of them said they like how long our episodes are,

1596
01:09:44,920 --> 01:09:46,920
so it was Andy, I believe.

1597
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,920
Buckle up, guys.

1598
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,920
So we're in Amsterdam, right?

1599
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:51,920
It was my first time.

1600
01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:56,920
So it was me, Jake, his girlfriend, my girlfriend, me, Jake, Key and Sarah.

1601
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,920
Key is my girlfriend, Sarah's Jake's girlfriend.

1602
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:00,920
I went to Amsterdam together.

1603
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,920
It was my first time.

1604
01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:04,920
They had all been before, a couple of times.

1605
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,920
And they're like, okay, Matt, get up.

1606
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:10,920
We're taking you to the red light district today.

1607
01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:13,920
And I'm like, fucking right.

1608
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:15,920
Let's see them tits.

1609
01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,920
So we obviously, we have our breakfast.

1610
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:22,920
We go to a cafe.

1611
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:27,920
We smoke a few joints, probably just to get in the mood.

1612
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:30,920
And we start walking to the red light district.

1613
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,920
And as we're approaching it, I'm getting...

1614
01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:33,920
To obliterate that, by the way.

1615
01:10:33,920 --> 01:10:35,920
Like in Amsterdam, you're never alright.

1616
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:36,920
And it was freezing.

1617
01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:39,920
It was the coldest I've ever been in my life.

1618
01:10:39,920 --> 01:10:42,920
And I couldn't speak.

1619
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:44,920
I was so high.

1620
01:10:44,920 --> 01:10:45,920
And we're walking around.

1621
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:51,920
And all of a sudden, I just start seeing like someone was turning the set.

1622
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,920
Just turning the sex on a bit more with every corner we cross.

1623
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:02,920
And then I start seeing women on show, like behind glass, like ass naked.

1624
01:11:02,920 --> 01:11:04,920
And I'm like looking and then looking away.

1625
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:07,920
And Jake is like, Matt, the red light district.

1626
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:11,920
Those women are over there to be admired.

1627
01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:13,920
So what a misogynist.

1628
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:17,920
So admire them.

1629
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:21,920
I'm like, okay, so I start getting a bit more comfortable with the idea.

1630
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:26,920
Jake's like, ho ho ho, my brother, let me take you to a peep show.

1631
01:11:26,920 --> 01:11:27,920
I'm like...

1632
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:28,920
It's baby steps.

1633
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:29,920
Baby steps.

1634
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:33,920
Yeah, so I'm starting to see live naked mannequins.

1635
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:34,920
And now we're going to a peep show.

1636
01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:37,920
By the way, Ki and Cera game this entire time.

1637
01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,920
They're so in.

1638
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:46,920
We go into this octagon.

1639
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:48,920
None of us had coins.

1640
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:53,920
And then Jake whoops out his wallet and he starts handing out two euros to everyone.

1641
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,920
You just had two euros for everyone.

1642
01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:58,920
You had those two euros.

1643
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,920
I never had any cash.

1644
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:06,920
We each go in these small cubicles, like the small corners of this octagon.

1645
01:12:06,920 --> 01:12:11,920
You put in two euro completely by yourself and the curtain opens.

1646
01:12:11,920 --> 01:12:12,920
It's not even a curtain.

1647
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:13,920
It's mist.

1648
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,920
It clears up on the glass.

1649
01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,920
First, I don't know what was happening.

1650
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:24,920
There was a bit of a big yell just like looking sad.

1651
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:27,920
I'm like, what's that?

1652
01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:31,920
And then there was this lady, bro.

1653
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:35,920
She was a tiger, man, which was crawling.

1654
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,920
I was like, I like this.

1655
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,920
This is fucking fun.

1656
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:49,920
She was looking at me and then she was asking Jake to go to the back.

1657
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:52,920
I'm like, no, man, I might look like a neighbor.

1658
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,920
I'm here.

1659
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:55,920
I've been with my girlfriend for seven years.

1660
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:57,920
I'm not going to the back with you.

1661
01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,920
I looked there just like looking at her like biting my fucking lip.

1662
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:09,920
But then five minutes in, the mist comes back up and I'm like, whatever that was, more.

1663
01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:16,920
I'm like, is there a situation where we could go to a bar because everywhere closed at five here.

1664
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:18,920
Because it's during COVID.

1665
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,920
So we were shut down.

1666
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,920
We would have drinks at like two and it was acceptable.

1667
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:34,920
So I'm like, can we go to a bar, have a drink and there's just like people fucking like around us or on stage or something.

1668
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:35,920
Say no more.

1669
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,920
Say no more, brother.

1670
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:40,920
We'll search. Okay, there's this place called Mulan Rouge.

1671
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,920
Name and shame.

1672
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:46,920
We find it and we're like, okay, it's 50 Euro each entry.

1673
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:50,920
Okay, we'll get a free drink and then that's basically there.

1674
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:54,920
There are people on stage fucking and doing this and how good.

1675
01:13:54,920 --> 01:14:01,920
So we walk up this place and I remember the place is like within like 10 meters and we're just like looking at each other discussing.

1676
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,920
Who's going to go first?

1677
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:07,920
And then I walk up to this guy that's outside.

1678
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:10,920
He just looks at us goes, you ready?

1679
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:12,920
All right, you ready?

1680
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,920
Like, okay, we had them the 50.

1681
01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:22,920
I think this is like, okay, bottoms out to the left in case you need to go before like you do you like, okay, we walk in, we grab our drink.

1682
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:23,920
We're sat on the side.

1683
01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:28,920
It is me, Jake, Kean, Sarah and two guys.

1684
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:34,920
All right, and then there's the stage and there's a guy with a massive dick fucking a girl with massive tits.

1685
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,920
That's what's happening.

1686
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,920
All right, that's something right on stage.

1687
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,920
I'm like, brilliant.

1688
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:41,920
I wish there were more people.

1689
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,920
I wish there were more people.

1690
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:44,920
Weird.

1691
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:50,920
Like, we're outnumbering the other people here.

1692
01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:56,920
And then that act ends and then a woman comes on and calls an act.

1693
01:14:56,920 --> 01:14:59,920
A woman comes on, she's touching herself a bit brilliant.

1694
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,920
And then a woman comes on, she's pulling Christmas lights out of her pussy.

1695
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,920
And it's like, never ending, bro.

1696
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:07,920
It's like, when's this gonna end?

1697
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,920
It was crazy, man.

1698
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:10,920
Blame shit.

1699
01:15:10,920 --> 01:15:15,920
And then like an acrobat woman came in, she was so hot with the short blonde hair.

1700
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,920
She kind of looked like my desires.

1701
01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:19,920
And then we hear this.

1702
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:30,920
Just walking in, clearly someone wearing massive heels, right?

1703
01:15:30,920 --> 01:15:35,920
And there's this fucking woman.

1704
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:43,920
A lot of work done, but to the point that she's very like, is she a human being?

1705
01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:44,920
30 on the 100.

1706
01:15:44,920 --> 01:15:45,920
Yeah.

1707
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:46,920
And is she a human being?

1708
01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:48,920
Like, was the real question over there?

1709
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:53,920
And she just goes, okay, someone on stage now.

1710
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,920
Someone on stage or no show?

1711
01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:58,920
We close, no show.

1712
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:04,920
And we're like, okay, we're safe because we're with our, we're with our girlfriends, these two guys.

1713
01:16:04,920 --> 01:16:08,920
And they're obviously like, no, like forget it.

1714
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:09,920
Don't ask me again.

1715
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,920
And then she looks at us.

1716
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:17,920
I'm like, again, we're safe and I'm safe until the three people to my right start pointing at me.

1717
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:21,920
All right, key Jake and Sarah start pointing at me to go on stage.

1718
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:28,920
And I'm like, the quicker I say, yes, the quicker this will be over and I don't want this place to close because I'm having fun.

1719
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:29,920
Yeah.

1720
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:34,920
So I get on stage, keep in mind, everything is so fake about this person.

1721
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,920
Like you do you, but everything was so fake.

1722
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:40,920
She sits me down.

1723
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:54,920
And then all of a sudden she's like, you can't do this. This is this is this. Okay. I'm like, I guess while I'm saying I guess she fucking slaps me in the face with her tit, which is rock solid, bro.

1724
01:16:54,920 --> 01:16:56,920
It hurt it hit me.

1725
01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,920
My head hit the wall behind me.

1726
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,920
Like that's how hard it was.

1727
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:02,920
I was like, what?

1728
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:06,920
What you heard from the non was literally.

1729
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:15,920
And this is just like dancing in front of me, like giving me a lap dance. I'm like, okay, if this is the worst of it, like, fuck it, whatever she's giving me a lap dance.

1730
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:18,920
Then she tells me get on the floor.

1731
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:32,920
And I think over, over, there's a get on the floor. I'm like, okay, fuck it. And get on the floor. Do whatever you say at this point, like, and I'm laying on the floor scared, scared, right?

1732
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:39,920
And I'm not seeing anything happening because I'm looking right up at the ceiling, but I'm here.

1733
01:17:39,920 --> 01:17:41,920
And I look to my right.

1734
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:42,920
My God.

1735
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:52,920
And she, brother, and she's got a dildo down her throat, like just a massive, she's looking me right in the eyes and she's

1736
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,920
The dildo is coming out of your pants. No, not yet.

1737
01:17:55,920 --> 01:18:04,920
And she unzipped my pants. And I'm like, there's absolutely no way there's no way.

1738
01:18:04,920 --> 01:18:13,920
It's going to give me a blowjob on stage right now because what do I do? How do I even say no? Like, you know, like, what the fuck?

1739
01:18:13,920 --> 01:18:22,920
The love of my life is right there. And my brother and his girlfriend, basically my sister at this point have been together 11 years.

1740
01:18:22,920 --> 01:18:27,920
And these two dudes just like there, I'm like, this is the worst day of my life.

1741
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:37,920
And then she puts the dildo where my dick is supposed to be and she starts sucking it. I'm like, my God, how I wish you were sexy because if you were sexy, this would be so enjoyable right now.

1742
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:45,920
And then she starts riding me and like, oh, like making a bunch of noise. I'm like, cool.

1743
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:56,920
And the dildo. I wonder how many listeners have to doubt. I doubt it. They probably all have. They probably put the volume out.

1744
01:18:56,920 --> 01:19:04,920
And then she gets the dildo and obviously dildos got the end with the head and the other end has like a stand.

1745
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:10,920
She grabs it and she puts the stand in my mouth. It's a gag. It's a gag, quite literally.

1746
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:25,920
She puts the gag in my mouth and the dildos coming out of my mouth. And without any caution whatsoever, she sits on my fucking face with, she's naked like, bro, completely.

1747
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:35,920
And she's riding my fucking boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm smelling her. I'm tasting her.

1748
01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:45,920
My nose hurt when I pressed it for like the rest of the holiday. She was and then she was telling me, come on, come on, come on.

1749
01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:53,920
So I was like a chicken underneath her, like moving my head up and down, essentially obeying her.

1750
01:19:53,920 --> 01:20:01,920
And at this point, I'm like, they must be finding this so funny. Let me just go on with it. Let me fucking, I don't move my head back and forth.

1751
01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:14,920
Then it's over. I stand up with pussy juice all over my mouth. I look at Key, Jake and Sarah expecting to see them laughing and they're all looking at me like, what the fuck is this happening?

1752
01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:21,920
Key, who totally encouraged me to go up, didn't speak to me for the rest of the day. She's so disgusted.

1753
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:23,920
She made you go up.

1754
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:33,920
We were supposed to do shrooms. I'm like, there's no way. I remember we were on the bus and every time we look at the covers, just staring out the window out of your shock.

1755
01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:38,920
I remember that, bro. I'll never forget the ride home. I was bursting out laughing looking at you, man.

1756
01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:44,920
You had like your head in your fucking palms and your palms just on the window.

1757
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:51,920
Like you've just been traumatized. But yeah, man. Thank you so much. Alan, that was the most vile, vulgar thing we've ever said on the podcast.

1758
01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:54,920
Maybe. Thank you very much. So far.

1759
01:20:54,920 --> 01:21:04,920
Yeah. I mean, Alan, like I said, he came to my house and obviously we started sharing anecdotes with him. And yeah, he put me in the deep end.

1760
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,920
So thanks a lot, Al.

1761
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:09,920
Thanks a lot, pal.

1762
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:22,920
But yeah, Frank on Twitter asks, well, he says, love the laid back approach and the feeling that you are in a bar chatting. Now, this is the first time I've heard this. And many people when we asked for feedback said the same thing.

1763
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:26,920
It feels like a, like we're in a bar having a conversation over.

1764
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:28,920
Isn't that what we work with?

1765
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:29,920
Great.

1766
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:30,920
Organic as possible.

1767
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,920
Exactly. Exactly. That's great. That's amazing.

1768
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:41,920
He asks, what is your first memory of culture? Who was the person who gave you the bug for it? Now, for me, the person who gave me the bug for it.

1769
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:47,920
There were two people and Zlatan described them as his adrenaline brothers in his book.

1770
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,920
Gattuso and Pippons off.

1771
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,920
Oh, bro.

1772
01:21:51,920 --> 01:21:56,920
Bro. Whenever Nzagi scored, the hairs on my neck would go up. He was looking at them.

1773
01:21:56,920 --> 01:21:57,920
It was.

1774
01:21:57,920 --> 01:22:03,920
No matter how it was scored meant so much to him. That man and Gattuso, the fact there was no nonsense, no bullshit.

1775
01:22:03,920 --> 01:22:09,920
He was so tough, man. Like, like he would beat, he would go into a 50-50 with anyone and then fucking win it.

1776
01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:10,920
Anything with a fucking.

1777
01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:17,920
I remember going to the stadium to watch Milan Real Madrid and Ronaldo had fallen to the ground and Gattuso bent over him.

1778
01:22:17,920 --> 01:22:18,920
Yeah.

1779
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:20,920
His face is screaming in his face.

1780
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:25,920
And then Ronaldo got up, Gattuso grabbed him by the neck and Ronaldo went on holding his face.

1781
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:26,920
Yeah.

1782
01:22:26,920 --> 01:22:28,920
I remember the entire Milan.

1783
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,920
We were there.

1784
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,920
We were there, of course we were.

1785
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:38,920
I was in a Real Madrid kid. That is probably the, when I look back at how you cringe at yourself in the past.

1786
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,920
That's mine.

1787
01:22:40,920 --> 01:22:55,920
But funnily enough, you mentioned that when Nzagi scored the doppietta and one he was clearly offside for and the entire San Siro jumping and singing his song, the oioioi song.

1788
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:59,920
That, like, how could you even be mad?

1789
01:22:59,920 --> 01:23:00,920
That was really.

1790
01:23:00,920 --> 01:23:03,920
He was like 37 or 40, perhaps even.

1791
01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:05,920
35, 36, I think.

1792
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:06,920
Wow.

1793
01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:07,920
That's really.

1794
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:08,920
Two different things.

1795
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:14,920
That really made me fall in love with Milan and then Serie A.

1796
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:24,920
But the one moment where I realized I was out of the Real Madrid bandwagon and totally in the Serie A bandwagon is, I'm watching Real Napoli in the church.

1797
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:27,920
Napoli in the Champions League as a Real fan.

1798
01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:37,920
And this is already when I was back from Scotland and it was almost like a formality that I was still supporting the team I had grown up supporting.

1799
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:43,920
But obviously I was Milan through and through, you remember, from a younger age, like.

1800
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:47,920
But out of respect, I guess I kind of kept supporting Real Madrid.

1801
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:56,920
And I really liked Insignia, one of my favorite players, not of all time, but recent history, one of my favorites.

1802
01:23:56,920 --> 01:24:00,920
And he just gets this loose ball, 35 yards out.

1803
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:01,920
Against Real.

1804
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:02,920
Against Real.

1805
01:24:02,920 --> 01:24:15,920
And from 35 yards out, he curls this incredibly low drive past Kailor Navas into the back of net for one of the best Champions League goals I have seen.

1806
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:20,920
And I stood up, I went, like, what am I doing?

1807
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:24,920
That was a real moment for me to realize.

1808
01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:25,920
That was a real moment.

1809
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,920
I need to stop pretending here.

1810
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:29,920
Great.

1811
01:24:29,920 --> 01:24:37,920
Four questions from Luca Argento, who was drunk when he sent them because he just graduated and he had his bus skate today.

1812
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:39,920
So congratulations, Luca Argento.

1813
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:45,920
Not sure what you graduated in, I know it's something to do with sports, if I'm not mistaken.

1814
01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:46,920
But well done.

1815
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:47,920
Well done, Landlis.

1816
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:48,920
Congrats, brother.

1817
01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,920
His first question is, when can I touch Jake's head?

1818
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:55,920
And whenever you want, as long as you ask.

1819
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:58,920
I have never said no, but ask.

1820
01:24:58,920 --> 01:25:00,920
Is it annoying to slap your head?

1821
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,920
No one's slapping my head.

1822
01:25:01,920 --> 01:25:02,920
No one's slapping my head?

1823
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:03,920
No one's slapping my head.

1824
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:04,920
No one's slapping my head.

1825
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,920
No, I'm kidding. People slap me sometimes.

1826
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,920
There's nothing I can do about it.

1827
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:11,920
But if you ask, no problem, touch my head.

1828
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:13,920
It's fine.

1829
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:21,920
Question two, will I be able to see all your intermerge?

1830
01:25:21,920 --> 01:25:27,920
Yes, we are planning on opening up a shop where we'll be selling posters and eventually maybe items of clothing.

1831
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:28,920
Intermerge.

1832
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:33,920
Yes, I've drawn a few interposters of DeMarco, Turam, all that stuff.

1833
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:34,920
All right.

1834
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:38,920
And he seems to be interested in that.

1835
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:42,920
Did Vladovic get replaced by Keane due to results in game?

1836
01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,920
I think Keane's been on a way better form than Vladovic.

1837
01:25:45,920 --> 01:25:51,920
He looks more involved, he looks more lively, he looks more willing to get deep and to fight for the ball and to win it.

1838
01:25:51,920 --> 01:25:56,920
Vladovic looks like he's on an island when he's playing, so my take is that yes, Keane earned the spot through hard work.

1839
01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:06,920
Way more involved, Keane in the game, way more like dragging the ball forward from more central area to break into a scoring opportunity.

1840
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,920
He's been brilliant over there.

1841
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:18,920
I think he is what you've assigned Vladovic for, to have that guy with that drive breaking forward and finishing.

1842
01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:24,920
And Keane's been that guy, he's so strong, he's really good at hold up play, he's looking much better than he ever has.

1843
01:26:24,920 --> 01:26:25,920
So I think it's a choice.

1844
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:32,920
And then his fourth question really demonstrated that the person currently talking to me is not in his senses because he asked,

1845
01:26:32,920 --> 01:26:35,920
what should Bologna do about their defence man?

1846
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:39,920
And I'm like, wait a minute, Bologna hardly conceded this season.

1847
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:45,920
I looked it up, Bologna have conceded the third fewest goals.

1848
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:51,920
Inter have conceded the fewest with 6, Juve with 7 and Bologna with 10.

1849
01:26:51,920 --> 01:26:55,920
Okay, so whatever they're doing, I think they need to keep doing it, bro.

1850
01:26:55,920 --> 01:26:56,920
I agree.

1851
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:03,920
Thank you, Luca. And I hope you had a great time and hopefully tomorrow won't be as brooding.

1852
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:06,920
Bro, I think we can move on to our patron voice notes, man.

1853
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:08,920
Oh, I can't wait for this.

1854
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:14,920
This is lovely. This is one of the most wholesome things I have ever experienced, like listening to these.

1855
01:27:14,920 --> 01:27:21,920
First up, we have one from Matthias. It's not actually a voice note, he sent a text because I repeat, I quote,

1856
01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:25,920
sorry, father duties did not allow him to send a voice note tonight.

1857
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,920
Yeah, priorities.

1858
01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:30,920
He says, hello, Seria, a spotlight.

1859
01:27:30,920 --> 01:27:32,920
I am delighted to have found your podcast.

1860
01:27:32,920 --> 01:27:38,920
It is truly great to follow your weekly enthusiasm for the world's most fascinating league.

1861
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:43,920
I have watched Seria for 20 years and find the league to be in one of the best states of these two decades.

1862
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:47,920
The competition for the title is more dense than ever.

1863
01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:51,920
The young players are evolving and I find the mid table teams to be more interesting than ever.

1864
01:27:51,920 --> 01:27:59,920
In the mid-noughties, games such as Bologna Torino, they were a bit of a drag, with half-owned players and conservative managers.

1865
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:04,920
Now these games are compelling with details of excellence as well as meaning for the future of the league.

1866
01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:12,920
I feel that you capture this compelling and competitive and treat it with the enthusiasm it deserves.

1867
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:18,920
This podcast has a bright future and every listener should become a patron so that you can be in one of the lenses.

1868
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:22,920
So you can be one of the lenses in the theater lights directed onto the league.

1869
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:23,920
That's beautiful.

1870
01:28:23,920 --> 01:28:30,920
Being from Sweden, I wish to give you something from the history of Swedish-Italian football.

1871
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:38,920
So many footballers have made the way south, starting in the 50s with Nordahl, Gren and Lidholm in Milan.

1872
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:44,920
To now, when talents such as Kulesevsky moved to Italian academies to get their first senior games in Serie A.

1873
01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:48,920
I therefore give you a best 11 with Swedish-Serie A players.

1874
01:28:48,920 --> 01:28:50,920
His goalkeeper was Robin Olsen.

1875
01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,920
That's a strong start.

1876
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,920
One of only two Swedish goalies in the league, not too successful.

1877
01:28:56,920 --> 01:28:57,920
Yes, I can confirm.

1878
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:03,920
The back three involves Glenn Heeson, Glenn Stromburg and Isaac Hjen.

1879
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:09,920
Stromburg here is an Atalanta legend, mainly as a midfielder, but played as a libero in the early 1990s.

1880
01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:14,920
Isaac Hjen is a fascinating young talent who should leave Verona for a more structured side.

1881
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,920
I can see him to be good in Monza or perhaps even as an aggressive Fiorentina defender.

1882
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:20,920
Very good shout.

1883
01:29:20,920 --> 01:29:21,920
I love Isaac Hjen.

1884
01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:22,920
He's so good.

1885
01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:23,920
Midfield.

1886
01:29:23,920 --> 01:29:25,920
You're killing me here.

1887
01:29:25,920 --> 01:29:29,920
Skoglund Ingesen, Lidholm, Kulesevsky.

1888
01:29:29,920 --> 01:29:33,920
Skoglund and Lidholm are players from the 50s.

1889
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:35,920
Lidholm went on to manage Milan and Roma.

1890
01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:40,920
Ingesen was a workhorse at Barri and Bologna in the late 1990s.

1891
01:29:40,920 --> 01:29:44,920
And Kulesevsky, one of the only Uwe players I don't despise.

1892
01:29:44,920 --> 01:29:46,920
Would love to see him back in Italy though.

1893
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:54,920
The attack featured Nordall, Zlatan and Brolin, three of the absolute best attacking Swedish players of all time.

1894
01:29:54,920 --> 01:30:00,920
In this formation, Brolin would have to play behind Nordall and Prime Zlatan can take any attacking position he wants of course.

1895
01:30:00,920 --> 01:30:02,920
Much praise and respect.

1896
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:04,920
Cheers to the next 100 episodes, Mathias.

1897
01:30:04,920 --> 01:30:06,920
Thank you so much, Mathias.

1898
01:30:06,920 --> 01:30:08,920
That means a lot.

1899
01:30:08,920 --> 01:30:11,920
Love to get your input on the Swedish players in the league.

1900
01:30:11,920 --> 01:30:14,920
You often open our eyes to things that we don't even notice ourselves.

1901
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:17,920
So good to have you onboard and you are yourself a contributor to the podcast.

1902
01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:19,920
That can be said about all the patrons.

1903
01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:21,920
Yes, thank you very much brother.

1904
01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:28,920
Next up is our boy Alan, who made me say that despicable fucking story.

1905
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:31,920
But yeah, AC Milan.

1906
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:34,920
We won't be getting that vile anytime soon again, don't worry.

1907
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:37,920
I am comfortably in your car in traffic without worrying.

1908
01:30:37,920 --> 01:30:40,920
Why do you make promises when you know we probably can't keep that dog?

1909
01:30:40,920 --> 01:30:43,920
Well, you're right.

1910
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:45,920
Alan is an AC Milan fan.

1911
01:30:45,920 --> 01:30:52,920
Alan is also a good friend of ours after we hung out with him during his time in Malta.

1912
01:30:52,920 --> 01:30:55,920
But here's Alan.

1913
01:30:55,920 --> 01:31:00,920
Hello, Jake and Matt, who is finally back from Australia.

1914
01:31:00,920 --> 01:31:03,920
Happy to hear that you're back with your brother.

1915
01:31:03,920 --> 01:31:10,920
Guys, congratulations on the 100th episode of Serious Spotlight.

1916
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:12,920
Good job, you did it.

1917
01:31:12,920 --> 01:31:17,920
It's a huge milestone and I don't know why, but I'm excited on your behalf.

1918
01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:19,920
It's really cool.

1919
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:25,920
I can probably say that I've listened to every single one of your episodes since launch.

1920
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:32,920
Not in order, but yeah, I came across the podcast on Reddit post.

1921
01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:37,920
I believe you once told me it was a friend of yours who helped you set it up or something like that.

1922
01:31:37,920 --> 01:31:44,920
It wasn't love on first sight, it was love on first listen.

1923
01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:46,920
I enjoyed it since.

1924
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:54,920
I actually went back because you already had recorded like three or four episodes before I became aware of it.

1925
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:58,920
So I went back and listened to those episodes as well.

1926
01:31:58,920 --> 01:32:03,920
So I had like a week where I listened to five of your episodes or something like that.

1927
01:32:03,920 --> 01:32:05,920
So yeah, cheers guys.

1928
01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:09,920
I hope this is just the beginning for you, whatever your ambitions are.

1929
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:13,920
I hope you achieve them because you deserve it.

1930
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:17,920
Okay, so I've written down two points.

1931
01:32:17,920 --> 01:32:23,920
I want to say something a little bit about what this podcast means to me personally.

1932
01:32:23,920 --> 01:32:30,920
Because I live in Norway and Norway is like a prem head country.

1933
01:32:30,920 --> 01:32:33,920
I have friends that are really into football.

1934
01:32:33,920 --> 01:32:35,920
They watch a lot of football.

1935
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:37,920
They know a lot of football.

1936
01:32:37,920 --> 01:32:39,920
They know a lot more than me.

1937
01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:46,920
Not that I'm some kind of standard for knowledge, but it's all Premier League.

1938
01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,920
Premier League, Premier League, Premier League.

1939
01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:58,920
And they will like sit down and they will watch like Milan Inter or now they will probably watch Juve Inter or the weekend.

1940
01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:08,920
Nobody's going to watch Bologna Torino and discuss it like the next two days or nobody's going to watch Fiorentina, Sausole or something like that.

1941
01:33:08,920 --> 01:33:12,920
It's like it's if the top seven face each other, that's when they are watching it.

1942
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:19,920
So for me personally, this is like where you guys come and fill in this gap.

1943
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:25,920
You provide this great discussion about the thing, one of my biggest passions.

1944
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:32,920
And you provide this outlet for me where I can kind of like get to indulge into my passion in a sense.

1945
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:39,920
So yeah, this is I guess what this podcast is to me.

1946
01:33:39,920 --> 01:33:49,920
It's like this platform where I can live my passion that I don't get elsewhere in life because of this prem head country.

1947
01:33:49,920 --> 01:33:51,920
I mean, I don't want to talk shit about the Premier League.

1948
01:33:51,920 --> 01:33:54,920
It's a great league, but I'm in love with Serie A.

1949
01:33:54,920 --> 01:33:56,920
And that's how it is.

1950
01:33:56,920 --> 01:34:00,920
So thank you for that.

1951
01:34:00,920 --> 01:34:16,920
And also I wanted to say a few words about what I enjoyed the most about the podcast or like, but I don't really know how to phrase it because I can't like pick out one thing.

1952
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:20,920
So it's like this perfect mixture, this perfect balance.

1953
01:34:20,920 --> 01:34:26,920
You know, the weekend, the football weekend, that's like the main dish.

1954
01:34:26,920 --> 01:34:32,920
That's where I'm sitting watching the games that I have time to watch, of course.

1955
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:38,920
But then a few days later, you drop your episode and that's like the dessert.

1956
01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:40,920
And the dessert is just perfect.

1957
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:46,920
It's not too sweet, not too bitter, not too sweet.

1958
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:51,920
Not too salty and yeah, I don't know the taste.

1959
01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:55,920
I'm not a chef, but you have this perfect balance.

1960
01:34:55,920 --> 01:34:57,920
That's just great.

1961
01:34:57,920 --> 01:34:59,920
You have your ball knowledge.

1962
01:34:59,920 --> 01:35:00,920
You have your humor.

1963
01:35:00,920 --> 01:35:02,920
You have your personalities.

1964
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:14,920
And yeah, I mean, no matter how funny or witty somebody else, I would never bother to listen to them talk about football if they don't have the ball knowledge.

1965
01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:17,920
That's that's step one.

1966
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:21,920
And but you you master it greatly and I really appreciate the podcast.

1967
01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:25,920
I really appreciate the community you have made in the WhatsApp group.

1968
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:34,920
There are a lot of great personalities in there and it's it's a fun part of the day whenever somebody writes a text there.

1969
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:36,920
So thank you.

1970
01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:40,920
As long as you keep recording, I will keep listening.

1971
01:35:40,920 --> 01:35:41,920
Don't stop.

1972
01:35:41,920 --> 01:35:42,920
Keep going.

1973
01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:43,920
I appreciate you guys.

1974
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,920
Peace out for some Milan.

1975
01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:47,920
Alan, thank you so much.

1976
01:35:47,920 --> 01:35:52,920
There aren't even any words I can I can use to express my gratitude right now.

1977
01:35:52,920 --> 01:35:54,920
Terrible because it's a podcast.

1978
01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:55,920
I know.

1979
01:35:55,920 --> 01:35:56,920
Exactly.

1980
01:35:56,920 --> 01:35:58,920
You can't see my face right now.

1981
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,920
But I really appreciate it.

1982
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:03,920
But when I look forward, we look forward to bringing you more content.

1983
01:36:03,920 --> 01:36:08,920
Now, a really funny thing was how Andy reacted to this voice note, right?

1984
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:16,920
So you sent this voice note and you made it clear that it was going out of your comfort zone to send this whatever you urged all the other patrons to do, which I'm very grateful for.

1985
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:17,920
Thank you for the push.

1986
01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:18,920
Massive, bro.

1987
01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:19,920
Yeah.

1988
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:21,920
And then Andy sent this.

1989
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:23,920
Well, darling, very proud of you.

1990
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,920
You sounded pretty good.

1991
01:36:24,920 --> 01:36:25,920
Yeah, also a few words, boys.

1992
01:36:25,920 --> 01:36:28,920
I'll put something together a little bit later on for the old essay.

1993
01:36:28,920 --> 01:36:29,920
Yes.

1994
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:32,920
That is fucking classic Andy.

1995
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:39,920
Andy, man, classic Andy, man, what is with he qualifies a road man?

1996
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:47,920
Not a modern road man, but you know how like in the nineties, like have you watched?

1997
01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:49,920
There's this movie.

1998
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:51,920
Is it the one he recommended?

1999
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:59,920
Well, kind of like that one, not the Green Street hooligans, but like it's another variation of it.

2000
01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:03,920
Yeah, about the I am blanking out completely.

2001
01:37:03,920 --> 01:37:04,920
What were they called?

2002
01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:09,920
And the fan groups of fans, the firms, yes, dude.

2003
01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:11,920
It was a Chelsea firm, I believe the movie.

2004
01:37:11,920 --> 01:37:13,920
I believe so.

2005
01:37:13,920 --> 01:37:26,920
I watched a movie recently, something, some barrel and a loaded shotgun or something smoke, Glock, pussy and a smoking barrel, shotgun barrel.

2006
01:37:26,920 --> 01:37:32,920
And Vinnie Jones is one of the actors that Alan sounds like every single one.

2007
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:35,920
That Casey fucking mugged me up for the.

2008
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,920
You know, he's eloquent.

2009
01:37:37,920 --> 01:37:38,920
He is.

2010
01:37:38,920 --> 01:37:40,920
He's very well spoken.

2011
01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:42,920
He's a Crystal Palace fan, guys.

2012
01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:46,920
He can also rap.

2013
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:48,920
Brilliant rap.

2014
01:37:48,920 --> 01:37:50,920
Won't be showing you without his permission.

2015
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:53,920
No, we've asked.

2016
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:57,920
But anyway, here's Andy for you guys.

2017
01:37:57,920 --> 01:37:59,920
Hello, serious spotlight.

2018
01:37:59,920 --> 01:38:03,920
Hello, Jake and Matt Sandy from London.

2019
01:38:03,920 --> 01:38:06,920
One of your on your patrons here.

2020
01:38:06,920 --> 01:38:11,920
Congratulations on your hundredth episode of the podcast.

2021
01:38:11,920 --> 01:38:13,920
Just want to say a few words, really.

2022
01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:15,920
It's not easy to keep a podcast going.

2023
01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:19,920
You see loads of podcasts out there, thousands of them.

2024
01:38:19,920 --> 01:38:24,920
And they come and they go, but you've stuck around and you've got to this milestone.

2025
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:28,920
So congratulations and you're doing a brilliant job.

2026
01:38:28,920 --> 01:38:31,920
Just want to tell you a little bit about how I came about you really.

2027
01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:32,920
I came about you.

2028
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:34,920
I think it's through Spotify.

2029
01:38:34,920 --> 01:38:39,920
I think it was in the really early days, maybe episode 12, 15, something like that.

2030
01:38:39,920 --> 01:38:43,920
But like Alan, your other great patron said that I went back.

2031
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:46,920
I've listened to every single one of them as well.

2032
01:38:46,920 --> 01:38:51,920
And I'm going to echo what he said. What I do like about you guys is the length of the podcast.

2033
01:38:51,920 --> 01:38:55,920
You fill in details with every single game.

2034
01:38:55,920 --> 01:38:59,920
And you don't get that on many other podcasts going out there.

2035
01:38:59,920 --> 01:39:04,920
They focus on the big games or just a controversial moment in one or two games.

2036
01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:08,920
You focus on every single game in Syria.

2037
01:39:08,920 --> 01:39:11,920
Because I don't know if you know this or you're aware,

2038
01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:14,920
not everyone in the world supports your Ventus or into Milan.

2039
01:39:14,920 --> 01:39:17,920
Some people do support other clubs.

2040
01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:25,920
So that's where you give that quality to your podcast that you give every club a sort of a platform

2041
01:39:25,920 --> 01:39:31,920
and you let them, everybody else know out there what's happening in the league as a whole league,

2042
01:39:31,920 --> 01:39:33,920
not just a couple of episodes.

2043
01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:42,920
Being a Crystal Palace supporter, I'm used to a life of despair and sort of a life of disappointment with my team.

2044
01:39:42,920 --> 01:39:51,920
So I think that's why maybe I can relate to people that support lesser teams in all other leagues as well.

2045
01:39:51,920 --> 01:39:56,920
And I like the way you come across in your podcast.

2046
01:39:56,920 --> 01:40:03,920
Because again, other podcasts out there, someone fucks up about backpast.

2047
01:40:03,920 --> 01:40:06,920
They give them a little, oh well, maybe it was this, maybe it wasn't.

2048
01:40:06,920 --> 01:40:08,920
No, it was just a shit back pass.

2049
01:40:08,920 --> 01:40:12,920
When I listen to you, it's like I'm talking to you in a pub.

2050
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:15,920
It's like I'm chatting to a friend and you're chatting to me.

2051
01:40:15,920 --> 01:40:19,920
We're having a conversation like you would do with any of your other mates.

2052
01:40:19,920 --> 01:40:27,920
And that's what I like about it, the groundless of your podcast and the easy listening and the comedy and the laughter.

2053
01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:33,920
That's what I think sets you apart from majority of other podcasts out there.

2054
01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:35,920
So well done guys.

2055
01:40:35,920 --> 01:40:37,920
Congratulations.

2056
01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:43,920
And if anyone's listening to this, I'd recommend definitely signing up to follow these guys.

2057
01:40:43,920 --> 01:40:52,920
Because if you like Serie A football, it doesn't matter if you like Prem or if you support another Premiership team like I do.

2058
01:40:52,920 --> 01:41:02,920
If you like Serie A or have ever liked it in the past, it's a good opportunity for you to listen once a week and you'll get filled in exactly what's happening.

2059
01:41:02,920 --> 01:41:10,920
The big events through every single team in the league and it'll keep you up to speed and in the loop.

2060
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:15,920
So once again boys, well done and hopefully look forward to seeing you in the future.

2061
01:41:15,920 --> 01:41:17,920
Cheers.

2062
01:41:17,920 --> 01:41:20,920
Thank you so much Andy.

2063
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:25,920
One day we should totally grab a pint, be it here in Malta, be it in Italy, be it in London.

2064
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:27,920
We should definitely meet one day.

2065
01:41:27,920 --> 01:41:33,920
You seem like a straight up guy, like a stand up guy, I think that's the expression.

2066
01:41:33,920 --> 01:41:35,920
Yeah, can't wait to meet you man.

2067
01:41:35,920 --> 01:41:37,920
Same here buddy, same here.

2068
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:40,920
Next up guys we've got Lena.

2069
01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:43,920
Unfortunately our only female patron.

2070
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:47,920
However we do have other female listeners thankfully.

2071
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:54,920
Lena's more than obviously just the female to tick the checkbox in our patron.

2072
01:41:54,920 --> 01:41:57,920
But she's a fantastic addition, she's absolutely hilarious.

2073
01:41:57,920 --> 01:42:00,920
She's always at games, she's always sending pictures.

2074
01:42:00,920 --> 01:42:02,920
A massive fan of football.

2075
01:42:02,920 --> 01:42:07,920
Here's what Lena had to say and thank you to her.

2076
01:42:07,920 --> 01:42:15,920
For a bit of female representation, my name is Lena and I've basically been following football in Serie A for nearly 20 years now.

2077
01:42:15,920 --> 01:42:23,920
For me it all started when I got hit by the puberty truck and I saw a kaka in the 2006 World Cup Bonilla album.

2078
01:42:23,920 --> 01:42:29,920
My friend and I then basically bullied our little brothers football coach into coaching a girls team.

2079
01:42:29,920 --> 01:42:33,920
And football has been a huge part of my life ever since.

2080
01:42:33,920 --> 01:42:35,920
So the team is obviously Milan.

2081
01:42:35,920 --> 01:42:40,920
It offended me greatly when people used to ask me if I'd switched teams when Kaka left.

2082
01:42:40,920 --> 01:42:48,920
Because by that time Milan had grown on me like a particularly nasty tumor that I sometimes wish I could have removed.

2083
01:42:48,920 --> 01:42:55,920
I found Serie A spotlight not too long ago, maybe about six months-ish.

2084
01:42:55,920 --> 01:43:01,920
When somebody mentioned it on Reddit and I've been starving for some sort of commentary or community,

2085
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:09,920
that wasn't quite as bandwagon-y and negative as sometimes discords and forms tend to be.

2086
01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:22,920
And in this podcast I've just found genuinely good commentary and objectivity so much so that I'm even willing to forgive the Milanese blue comments.

2087
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:28,920
And the passion that Jake and Matt have for Serie A is really quite infectious.

2088
01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:35,920
Myself, I tended to be very tunnel visioned when it came to football in Milan.

2089
01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:38,920
Sort of neglecting everything around Milan.

2090
01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:43,920
And this has really helped me broaden my horizons so I really appreciate that.

2091
01:43:43,920 --> 01:43:48,920
Plus it keeps me awake while driving to work at 5.30 in the morning.

2092
01:43:48,920 --> 01:43:50,920
So cheers for that guys.

2093
01:43:50,920 --> 01:43:57,920
So yeah, I'm really happy with my random find and especially with the little group chat as well.

2094
01:43:57,920 --> 01:44:03,920
So for my fellow female lurkers out there, please feel free to join.

2095
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:08,920
I promise nobody will ask you to send boob pics.

2096
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:10,920
Really appreciate it Lena.

2097
01:44:10,920 --> 01:44:15,920
Not even my own girlfriend likes the sound of my voice at half five in the morning.

2098
01:44:15,920 --> 01:44:17,920
So what we have is special.

2099
01:44:17,920 --> 01:44:22,920
Thank you very much for listening and for being a part of our family.

2100
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:30,920
Yeah, and my girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her for boob pics so I've learnt not to obviously be that guy.

2101
01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:34,920
Next up we've got Santi, one of the two Jubalani's.

2102
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:39,920
You know more about him than me but I find him to be a fantastic guy.

2103
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:44,920
Yeah, diplomat, fantastic character you can get on with anyone.

2104
01:44:44,920 --> 01:44:46,920
You can put him in any social setting and he'll fit right in.

2105
01:44:46,920 --> 01:44:48,920
Santi's a gem of a person.

2106
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:51,920
And that's what he had to say.

2107
01:44:51,920 --> 01:44:56,920
Jake and Matt, 100 episodes. Congratulations boys.

2108
01:44:56,920 --> 01:45:00,920
Really, really well done.

2109
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:04,920
I've been listening obviously since day dot.

2110
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:09,920
Jake and I working together in our previous jobs.

2111
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:18,920
And you know one day he just comes up to me, sends me a link on WhatsApp saying,

2112
01:45:18,920 --> 01:45:26,920
do you mind giving this a listen? And it was from then on, part of my weekly routine to listen to you guys.

2113
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:34,920
It was also fun also being on the episode with Mint a couple of times filling in for when you guys were in Amsterdam.

2114
01:45:34,920 --> 01:45:40,920
And then coming back for a special episode with all you for previewing.

2115
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:45,920
I think it was last season I guess, quite some time ago already.

2116
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:50,920
I was flying. But that was that was loads of fun.

2117
01:45:50,920 --> 01:45:56,920
Especially talking nonsense with Mint and proving Mint wrong.

2118
01:45:56,920 --> 01:45:59,920
That's come up. I was only going to score six goals in the Premier League.

2119
01:45:59,920 --> 01:46:03,920
Well, less than six and he didn't.

2120
01:46:03,920 --> 01:46:10,920
So yeah, that's just to just wanted to remind everyone about that time when Minto was wrong and I was right.

2121
01:46:10,920 --> 01:46:19,920
Otherwise, really well done lads. Love listening to the podcast every week, even though I'm getting less and less time to watch Seria,

2122
01:46:19,920 --> 01:46:29,920
which probably makes it even all the more better to listen to you guys so I can get all the details of the games every week.

2123
01:46:29,920 --> 01:46:42,920
And yeah, and especially I mean, I'm a Prem fan actually first I started watching football when Chelsea played Reading a long time ago

2124
01:46:42,920 --> 01:46:49,920
when both Czech and Hilario got injured and John Terry went in goal and I just love that game.

2125
01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:55,920
So I decided to to start following football and then following Chelsea.

2126
01:46:55,920 --> 01:47:01,920
But I am deep down deep, deep down. I mean, I'm fan at heart.

2127
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:11,920
So watching Seria sport listening to Seria's post site and watching you guys on Instagram and your other clips has brought a lot of love for the pod.

2128
01:47:11,920 --> 01:47:19,920
And obviously love for you guys as well. Congratulations once again and best of luck for the next 100.

2129
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:25,920
Thank you very much brother and thank you for not boasting too much about pocketing Maltese national Paul and Bong.

2130
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:30,920
Yes, but thank you for boasting about beating Minto in that bet.

2131
01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:34,920
Yes, beating all of us in that bet actually we all thought Skamaka would give more than six goals in the Premier League,

2132
01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:37,920
but used to do a ground and you were proven to be right.

2133
01:47:37,920 --> 01:47:45,920
Unless you're taking all competitions into consideration, I told you to call you over specified so fuck you, Zanky.

2134
01:47:45,920 --> 01:47:59,920
But thank you bro from the heart next next up all the way from the states one of our most recent patrons and it is the guy with the coolest name on the podcast Mr. Michael Lockhart.

2135
01:47:59,920 --> 01:48:02,920
And here's what you have to say.

2136
01:48:02,920 --> 01:48:05,920
What's going on, Jake and Matt. This is Mike.

2137
01:48:05,920 --> 01:48:10,920
I'm coming in from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the United States.

2138
01:48:10,920 --> 01:48:15,920
And that's actually one of the big reasons that you know I started listening to this show.

2139
01:48:15,920 --> 01:48:24,920
Fortunately for the United States, we have one of the major streaming services actually picks Syria up.

2140
01:48:24,920 --> 01:48:34,920
So about one to two days a week I actually get somewhat decent Syria coverage, but with that led me to wanting more.

2141
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:41,920
So I reverted to podcast. I want to say I found your podcast.

2142
01:48:41,920 --> 01:48:45,920
I'm actually highly confident it was actually on Reddit.

2143
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:52,920
Just saying that it was a very laid back good podcast to listen to plenty of information.

2144
01:48:52,920 --> 01:49:02,920
And I'm pretty much given this from the perspective of I've only been a listener for about four to five months.

2145
01:49:02,920 --> 01:49:07,920
So I'm definitely giving the new member perspective.

2146
01:49:07,920 --> 01:49:10,920
But everything that I've seen so far it's been great.

2147
01:49:10,920 --> 01:49:13,920
I look forward to the podcast every week.

2148
01:49:13,920 --> 01:49:16,920
It's packed full plenty of information.

2149
01:49:16,920 --> 01:49:25,920
I mean whether it's you know the Milan Darby or Frosinone versus Genoa, the information is always there.

2150
01:49:25,920 --> 01:49:31,920
I'm going to Atlanta fan myself have been for the last seven years.

2151
01:49:31,920 --> 01:49:33,920
Just seeing what that team's done.

2152
01:49:33,920 --> 01:49:38,920
It's been nothing short of amazing going from where they came from.

2153
01:49:38,920 --> 01:49:45,920
And I've really wanted to look for a place where I can get news coverage, things like that in English.

2154
01:49:45,920 --> 01:49:50,920
And your podcast every week you know when they play I'm hearing about it.

2155
01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:55,920
I'm listening to your review and you guys are giving the you know what I want to hear.

2156
01:49:55,920 --> 01:50:02,920
So I just want to say good luck to you two congratulations on a hundred episodes.

2157
01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:08,920
I'm in the process now of actually going back and listening to probably about 50 of them.

2158
01:50:08,920 --> 01:50:15,920
But I'm sure I'll enjoy every minute of it and listening to a couple other of these.

2159
01:50:15,920 --> 01:50:23,920
I think everybody kind of gets the same thing and why your podcast in the Syria realm really stands out is

2160
01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:28,920
you guys sitting here listening to it.

2161
01:50:28,920 --> 01:50:34,920
It makes it feel like we're all sitting in a room together just BS and with each other.

2162
01:50:34,920 --> 01:50:39,920
It just makes it real fun, lighthearted.

2163
01:50:39,920 --> 01:50:44,920
Usually when I go on longer drives or whatever I'll pop the podcast on.

2164
01:50:44,920 --> 01:50:50,920
And of my fiance in the car and you know she cares about Syria football.

2165
01:50:50,920 --> 01:50:54,920
Just like the bubblegum stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

2166
01:50:54,920 --> 01:51:02,920
But listening to your guys podcast you know some of the stuff he says you know pretty funny things like that.

2167
01:51:02,920 --> 01:51:07,920
You know she'll laugh at it. She'll at least pay attention to it and seems to somewhat enjoy it even though

2168
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:15,920
I'm sure she could care less about you know Albert Goodman's brace in the last match.

2169
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:21,920
You know I don't know how to tell her with that but with somebody like that who's completely neutral

2170
01:51:21,920 --> 01:51:27,920
outsider that enjoys this podcast I think that goes a long way.

2171
01:51:27,920 --> 01:51:31,920
So just wanted to say you know keep up the good work.

2172
01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:40,920
I'm going to obviously continue to listen and I really enjoy it and hopefully everybody else does.

2173
01:51:40,920 --> 01:51:46,920
Thank you Mike. Good to know that another woman enjoys the sound of our voices.

2174
01:51:46,920 --> 01:51:53,920
And I personally love the way that you pronounce teams like Frozanoa and so on.

2175
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:57,920
Genoa. Genoa. So on so forth.

2176
01:51:57,920 --> 01:52:03,920
But it's really cool to see the American let's call it soccer community out of respect

2177
01:52:03,920 --> 01:52:05,920
but it's football we all know that.

2178
01:52:05,920 --> 01:52:11,920
But really enjoying seeing that growing over the past years and it's good to have at least one of you guys

2179
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:14,920
on our side enjoying some good Seria.

2180
01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:21,920
You're the man Mike. Up next we've got Luca Argento the previous.

2181
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:23,920
The guy who asked the question.

2182
01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:24,920
Yes.

2183
01:52:24,920 --> 01:52:25,920
The previous question.

2184
01:52:25,920 --> 01:52:28,920
Luca Argento the previous question.

2185
01:52:28,920 --> 01:52:29,920
Oscar.

2186
01:52:29,920 --> 01:52:30,920
He got it.

2187
01:52:30,920 --> 01:52:35,920
He's right.

2188
01:52:35,920 --> 01:52:45,920
Luca Argento is a loyal listener a patron fellow Maltese newly graduate.

2189
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:46,920
Yes.

2190
01:52:46,920 --> 01:52:47,920
Yes.

2191
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:48,920
So well done congratulations.

2192
01:52:48,920 --> 01:52:50,920
And they were supposed to come to our offices.

2193
01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:51,920
We're on campus.

2194
01:52:51,920 --> 01:52:54,920
He said he went to Bay with a vibe sticker.

2195
01:52:54,920 --> 01:52:55,920
Oh what a guy.

2196
01:52:55,920 --> 01:52:57,920
You should have come to our offices.

2197
01:52:57,920 --> 01:52:59,920
We were giving them beer.

2198
01:52:59,920 --> 01:53:00,920
Luca.

2199
01:53:00,920 --> 01:53:04,920
Well morning.

2200
01:53:04,920 --> 01:53:06,920
Jacob Matt.

2201
01:53:06,920 --> 01:53:13,920
First of all congratulations on your hundred hundred episode on Seria spotlight.

2202
01:53:13,920 --> 01:53:15,920
I'm Luca.

2203
01:53:15,920 --> 01:53:17,920
You might know me.

2204
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I'm your resident Juventus fan.

2205
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Again congratulations.

2206
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So basically I've recently I think I'm the most recent one who joined the group.

2207
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I joined like roughly two months ago at the beginning of the season.

2208
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I've always been a Juve how I seria fan but I had a tendency to tunnel vision on on you

2209
01:53:49,920 --> 01:53:55,920
only on new games I didn't take into consideration the other teams.

2210
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And but this year I wanted to see what's out because I was bored actually at work.

2211
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I went on Spotify and I found I found you guys and it's.

2212
01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:17,920
I haven't even now since that day I haven't stopped listening to you guys your humor and

2213
01:54:17,920 --> 01:54:23,920
the your mixture of humor and facts and the commentary between you guys.

2214
01:54:23,920 --> 01:54:32,920
It's something which always brings me back to listening to another episode of yours.

2215
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Additionally with the commentary I love how you go into so much detail and so show so much

2216
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passion towards each and every team literally no team is left left undiscussed.

2217
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This also helps me which keeps me more up to date and then the loop.

2218
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It's not every day I can be glued to the TV and watch every single game there is.

2219
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I hope you celebrate this momentous occasion and again congratulations on your 100th episode

2220
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and I hope to see the next 100.

2221
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Let's see be there the next 100 episodes you make.

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Cheers guys and enjoy.

2223
01:55:29,920 --> 01:55:33,920
Thank you Luca for listening thank you for your participation in the group chat you're

2224
01:55:33,920 --> 01:55:38,920
hilarious you're great thank you for giving the girls no it wasn't him he

2225
01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:41,920
think of the girls their first victory Jamie did.

2226
01:55:41,920 --> 01:55:43,920
Was it Jamie or Luca?

2227
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I think it was Jamie.

2228
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He's doing really well in Fanta I think he's second.

2229
01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:53,920
Yeah he is well done Luca and thank you very much and thank you to everyone this has been

2230
01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:57,920
an amazing episode the vibes have been immaculate.

2231
01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:03,920
Yes and I mean it's episode 100 so celebrate the journey a little bit man just have a bit

2232
01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:09,920
more of a light hearted one getting our patrons on the episode asking each other some random

2233
01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:15,920
questions like hopefully you'll learn a thing or two more about us that Jake loves Asian

2234
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:17,920
movies.

2235
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And Matthew has had a traumatic sexual experience.

2236
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Exactly.

2237
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So yeah good to be back as well obviously my first my first episode back but next week

2238
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we get to properly start again getting into the nitty gritty getting into the nitty gritty

2239
01:56:35,920 --> 01:56:38,920
there's gonna be a Derby d'Italia the cover bro.

2240
01:56:38,920 --> 01:56:41,920
Derby d'Italia Milan Fiorentina excellent.

2241
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Looking forward to seeing you guys take care love you all love you.