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BROTHERMAN

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

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and we back, and we back, and we back, and we back

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and we back, and we back, and we back

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and we back, and we back, and we back

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Juice Box is gonna talk and you're gonna listen for an hour and 42

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That's god damn right people, it's the fucking brother man podcast

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We're back in action if you hear me say it the last me and math say it the last 52 times

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She made juice with me or all three of my lovely co-hosts

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Order we got the friggin button bopper the knob nerler

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the friggin nipple twister the goddamn titty tornadoes titty tornadoes we got dot bot over here

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titty tornado tony

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titty tornado tony

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on the bed

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i wonder

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that'd be a great wrestler

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titty tornado tony

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and she can walk out to the ring

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the fingers twisting you'll be like this and it sounds like

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something like a shawn michael but

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that's him fucking coming in dude coming in hot dude for another fresh episode

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we got freeing a rail back in business the pope filled in for you last week dude and

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did he have a lot to say?

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he had a lot to say dude he really did

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more than he showed up

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and he sounded different every time he told me something

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he wants to apologize for that

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yeah like he sends his regards

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he's like listen

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i was just all over the place

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jesus christ

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he said throw a few hail marys up for me

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he may have multiple personality disorder i think is what we came to dude but i mean like the hood loves him

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the hood loves him and we found that out cause when he went outside after we were done dude

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i mean there was a solid 37 people out there

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and he definitely made an impression

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made an impression for sure

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and finally dude we have the god damn

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we have another birthday episode in the house boys

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can we get a button pop on that dude

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something for the birthday boy

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that's what i'm saying i was thinking like

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you gotta give me music give me sound over here

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give us something cool over there

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in his head

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he needs some snare in his headphones

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hey bro baby

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and we're celebrating dude just like we did last time

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i brought you some things dude

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i brought you some things

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alright honestly this first thing i don't know what it is

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but dude hear me out

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i know

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it's definitely some type of dead animal

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i could figure out if it was a

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i know it's roadkill but i don't know it

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i bought it from a store

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i really don't know what it is but i know you like different sweets and pastries and shit dude

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so this is called a pecone

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it's a california sweet roll dude

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it looks gnarly it's got sugar and shit on it

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so here's a skull that i dug out of the grass

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that looks like a dude

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that looks a little bit like a nipple

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that's a huge nipple dude

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yeah dude i mean like it looks like something

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big areolas dude

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that's our perspective buddy

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big ol mommy milkers

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big ol mommy milkers right there dude

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big ol mommy milkers

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i got i also

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i also got

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some cupcakes dude

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you know

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so you can choose between chocolate and vanilla

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you know what i'm saying

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and also

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and the final thing dude

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i also got to one of those

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friggin

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whistling dixies

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yeah one of them whistling dixies dude

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one of them cigarettes

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and a candle dude

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you pick your friggin

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you pick your cupcake dude and i'll spark that candle for you

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you are burning like the

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not the end of that thing

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i mean it's a birthday

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episode for a reason baby

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we celebrate now

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we actually have a special calling for you

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for your birthday

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did we?

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happy birthday

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i hope you get filled with all the

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fluids you could want

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i will actually

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that's fucking awesome dude

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i thank you for that

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dude morgan freeman's the man

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shout out to morgan

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oh forgen reeman

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yeah

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well forgen

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i mean forgen's a cool name dude

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dude i mean like forgen be holding it down out here in the fort

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it's not

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forgen

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no but forgen be holding it down in the fort dude

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thanks forgen

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thank you mr freeman

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hell yeah dude happy birthday

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thank you

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who knows what this episode has in store

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for you sitting wherever you may be

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sitting running wherever you may be

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running

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who knows what you're doing right now

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listen dude

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listen what i'm trying to say is buckle up or lawyer up

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dude cause it's about getting tense

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what made me think about was

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what was that extreme

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whatever where it's like

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where are they running from

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they're not running from they're running too

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hell yeah that fucking show is the shit

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make a wish

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i wish you'd shut the fuck up

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ahhhh

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listen i know

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you don't mean that but you know

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listen boys

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let's play the sound game

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let's get right into it

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wanna play a sound game?

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what kind of sounds?

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it's the one i explained to you before

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see but it's not irrelevant

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do you want me to say what it is?

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you gotta tell the people

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he forgot

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nah you gotta tell the people

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one of us is gonna be blindfolded

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or in this case

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i have a blindfold

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it's a sessy blindfold

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i'm gonna fall asleep

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so what's that sound?

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so those purple mattresses are made out of

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could be

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oh shit

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so carl has volunteered to be blindfolded

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so what's gonna happen

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is the other three of us are going to

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each make a sound

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in a category of like

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animals or

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a monster

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or like a car

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or something

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or topics

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but carl has to then

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guess which one of us

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made which sound

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we're just gonna see if he can get them right

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no stakes in the game

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just for enjoyment

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just worth 25 points right?

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not on the scoreboard for that

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no no no it's not worth any points

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is it like a whatsapp movie

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like i can make all those noises

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it's uh

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i was gonna say space balls

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he might be the same guy

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i forget what his name is

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Michael Jordan

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not Michael B Jordan

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it's just regular Michael Jordan i think

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it's Michael A Jordan

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alright so what topic do we want to do

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i think monsters are pretty good

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because you can make up like a growl

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or like a scream

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you don't have to guess what

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i know i know i know

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i know i know

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what's monster cheese sound like

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yeah like

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it sounds like that

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i think that's a different type of monster cheese

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it sounds more like a puddin or a jello

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now you the listener have to guess who made that sound

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dude fucking put in the comments below

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baby

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well the listeners can play along with the sound game

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they can try and guess who it is

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cause now they can comment on the podcast as well

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you don't win shit either dude

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so on spotify

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they can now comment or ask any questions

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at any point during the podcast

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if they comment at a specific point

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it'll tag the point or they can just comment

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on the podcast itself

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it's underneath where the play pause

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forward reverse

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utilize it and let us know what you think

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and if you're listening to this and you guess

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me the one that's listening to the other sounds

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you're good

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you're good you're real good

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you an idiot

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alright so

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an idiot

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we'll do monster sounds

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that's what we wanna do

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if we pick a specific animal it's more fun

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it's anthony he's talking right now

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why don't we do two

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this guy's good

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why don't we do two

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why don't we do an animal where we're specific

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and then just like a made up fairy monster

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so i feel like we all should get

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fairy tail monster

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it doesn't matter

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so to make

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sure that he

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can't pick up on who it is from

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the chair sliding or something

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we're all gonna get up over there

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yeah so he has no idea

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before we started this podcast

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we explained that

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i didn't know that was happening

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no i just put the mic on the table juice

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because i thought it would be a good fucking pro

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well not dude but anyone

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one person at a time could get up

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what animal do we want to do the category of

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make sure these cover my eyes first

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it will you just can't see

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you'll be able to see beneath your nose

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if you listen to it

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just like that

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or whatever way you want to do it

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we're gonna do one where we do a random monster

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and then the other

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we're gonna do

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animal of our choice and we're all gonna do that animal

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alright

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so what animal do we want to pick

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i tried it on before i brought it out to make sure

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i don't know what sound a chipmunk makes

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a fox

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we're doing a fox

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the fox screams are terrifying

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a fox

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and a monster

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a fox?

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have you ever tried to make a fox

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how about we do a wolf

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it's way fucking easier than a yip

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what does the fox say

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let's do a wolf

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that's a fox

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wolf is the first round

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alright who's going first

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they all just leave

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i'm here for an hour

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00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,840
we all do it at the same time

288
00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,840
we'll never know

289
00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,840
yeah they'll have no fucking idea

290
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,840
it's fine

291
00:11:35,840 --> 00:11:37,840
alright let's go for this

292
00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,840
do you have the other mics turned down

293
00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:41,840
i can

294
00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,840
yeah i would do that

295
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,840
uh

296
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,840
that's

297
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,840
that one's not me

298
00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,840
okay

299
00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,840
that's easy

300
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,840
that's my

301
00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,840
we even need to go

302
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,840
he's gotta get some more

303
00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:09,840
that's juice box

304
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,840
i can see

305
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,840
i'm just kidding

306
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,840
stay over

307
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,840
we're gonna do a monster now

308
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,840
dude he knows all of our tones

309
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,840
he knows our tones dude

310
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,840
i don't know who the fucking monster is

311
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,840
what's the goddamn

312
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,840
what's the goddamn super copper sound like

313
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,840
dude those shits are crazy

314
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,840
that's matt

315
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,840
jesus christ

316
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,840
it ain't gonna go well dude

317
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,840
you make a fucking sound

318
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:47,840
that's me

319
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,840
that's matt

320
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,840
no

321
00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:59,840
we got one

322
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:01,840
i thought you were gonna trick me

323
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,840
is that juice box

324
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,840
that's matt

325
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,840
that's got him again

326
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:13,840
that was anthony and then the one after that was just juice box

327
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:17,840
you guys are kidding at me he's a monster

328
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,840
that was juice box

329
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,840
alright that was it

330
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,840
we got him off his game

331
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,840
you gotta make a noise

332
00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,840
you gotta make a bullshit crowd

333
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,840
do you wanna try

334
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,840
what's an animal we can make

335
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:41,840
what's an animal we can

336
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,840
man i wanna try one of them cupcakes dude

337
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,840
man i was gonna do something

338
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,840
that's juice box

339
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,840
this is the single one dude

340
00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:05,840
i can hear drool going on the mic

341
00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,840
that's gotta be juice box

342
00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,840
alright clearly carl is too good at this

343
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,840
this shit is hard dude

344
00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,840
i'm saying like this the whole time

345
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,840
it's hard to make like a distracting

346
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:19,840
we gotta do that one week and have somebody else come in

347
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,840
we said he doesn't know he's here

348
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:23,840
we should do

349
00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:25,840
we should do like a song or a movie snippet

350
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,840
to where we won't be

351
00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,840
in trouble for playing snips

352
00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:31,840
like we said that day

353
00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,840
what's the legal limit for playing shit

354
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,840
like 12 seconds

355
00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,840
technically there's none but like

356
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,840
you're not supposed to play any

357
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,840
but if you're using it

358
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,840
in certain contexts it's okay

359
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,840
so for like a game like that we could do it

360
00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,840
so we don't

361
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,840
go tight to your eyes it's got my fucking eye juice on it

362
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,840
it's hot

363
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,840
looks like nipples

364
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,840
i've never used it

365
00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,840
i've never used it

366
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,840
i've had that in my drawer for a long time

367
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,840
to be fair to that mask you got a big head

368
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,840
how about you

369
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,840
your head was tight to the mask

370
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840
instead of the mask tight to your head

371
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,840
looks like a nice mask

372
00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,840
well that game didn't go as well

373
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,840
as i thought

374
00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,840
you guys got me on the monsters

375
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,840
the monsters you just gotta make a weird

376
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,840
fiddling sound

377
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:21,840
one of yous would have went twice

378
00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,840
i was like oh they're gonna try to do that

379
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,840
nah we were honest

380
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,840
we're not cheaters

381
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,840
that's not cheating that's trying to trick me

382
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,840
so we should

383
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,840
we should have stopped that halfway through

384
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,840
and tried to open up the door and jump out of the plane

385
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,840
like vanilla or chocolate

386
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:39,840
dude i just ate a piece of cake i can't

387
00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:41,840
i can't have a cupcake too

388
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,840
i'll pull out a candle dude

389
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,840
i'll eat a vanilla cupcake

390
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,840
me too

391
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,840
you both want vanilla

392
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,840
nah dude i don't give a

393
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,840
friggin f which one y'all want dude

394
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:55,840
i was just

395
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,840
i got some icing on my finger

396
00:15:57,840 --> 00:15:59,840
i'm sorry

397
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:01,840
i'm lighting the birthday boy and you're giving me the first cupcake

398
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,840
well matt doesn't want one

399
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,840
i had a piece of cake earlier like literally

400
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,840
13 minutes ago

401
00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,840
doesn't sound like something that would deter you from eating

402
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,840
anymore

403
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,840
yeah dude

404
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,840
i don't want to be fingering up another friggin cupcake

405
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,840
finger at daddy

406
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,840
finger at me

407
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,840
you guys call these jimmies or do you call these sprinkies

408
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,840
those are sprinkies

409
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,840
i'll tell you what

410
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,840
i'm sorry to Dairy Queen the first time

411
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,840
someone approached me and said i want jimmies

412
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,840
i'm like i don't know what that is

413
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,840
but we don't sell that here

414
00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,840
i mean like we definitely

415
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,840
i don't know what a jimmy is i've never heard of that candy

416
00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,840
i don't know who you're looking for but he doesn't work here

417
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,840
i don't know who jimmy

418
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,840
he actually just left he got done at four

419
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,840
you mean johnny dude? no he left

420
00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,840
years ago dude

421
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,840
that's a hub that's a sub shop

422
00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,840
hot dogs or something dude

423
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,840
jimmy johns? wait what am i thinking

424
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,840
you think jimmy johns is just hot dogs?

425
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,840
i was thinking johnny hawns dude

426
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,840
jimmy johns is definitely

427
00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:01,840
they make sandwiches

428
00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,840
let me tell you guys about a story

429
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,840
tell me

430
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,840
a lady

431
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:09,840
let me tell you about a plane

432
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,840
a plane leaving houston

433
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:13,840
back in

434
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,840
back in november

435
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,840
alright so

436
00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:19,840
this plane

437
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,840
half way through the flight a woman

438
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,840
tried to open an exit door

439
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,840
and uh and bit a passenger

440
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,840
who tried to stop her

441
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:29,840
i was on a plane from houston in uh

442
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,840
in november well this could have been this could have happened to you

443
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,840
did you see this shit?

444
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840
so the incident forced an emergency

445
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,840
landing he completely forgot about it

446
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,840
ahhhh

447
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,840
ahhhh

448
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:43,840
this is our

449
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,840
straight up shopper it's a bomb dude

450
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,840
he's like i totally forgot about it

451
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,840
go ahead sorry man

452
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,840
she said that jesus told her

453
00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,840
to open the plane door so she

454
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,840
she was attempting

455
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,840
to she was she was gonna open

456
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,840
the plane door that's what happens when those intrusive

457
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:01,840
thoughts win yeah so

458
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,840
when you're staring at the door and you're like i could open

459
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,840
that no one's

460
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,840
between me and the door documents

461
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,840
released say that the 34 year

462
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:11,840
old woman walked back to the back of the plane

463
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,840
where she stared at the exit door

464
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,840
see

465
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,840
she asked multiple crew members

466
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,840
if she could look out the window near the

467
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,840
flight attendant's jump seat and after

468
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,840
each attendant told her no

469
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,840
she allegedly forced her way around a

470
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:27,840
flight attendant and began pulling on the exit

471
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,840
handle while the plane was 37

472
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,840
thousand feet in the air

473
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,840
uh i just picture

474
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,840
i picture her like crossing one up like

475
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,840
i know as being a man you're not supposed to hit a woman but i would

476
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,840
lay that bitch the fuck out dude

477
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,840
and she would never see it coming she'd be so focused

478
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,840
on that fucking door dude

479
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,840
would you do it with that stuff on your face? yeah

480
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,840
okay

481
00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,840
do you want to grab him a napkin?

482
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,840
absolutely dude

483
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,840
his beard's holding on to all the icing

484
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,840
yeah it's a little fucking

485
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,840
flavor saver dude it's delicious

486
00:18:57,840 --> 00:18:59,840
so um

487
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,840
another

488
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,840
flight attendant told her that

489
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,840
the authorities that she was shoved while

490
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,840
while she was trying to get to the exit door

491
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,840
um

492
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,840
a passenger nearby overheard someone

493
00:19:11,840 --> 00:19:13,840
say she's trying to open the door

494
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,840
so she went to the rear of the plane to help

495
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,840
detain the woman, pinning her to the ground

496
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,840
the woman bit the passenger on a thigh

497
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,840
and apparently held on

498
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,840
so she she latched she went full

499
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,840
full police dog

500
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,840
and just latched on and wouldn't let go

501
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,840
she's like jesus told me jesus told me

502
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,840
i would have turned i would have stomped her

503
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,840
so fucking hard i would have turned her head into soup

504
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,840
oh did somebody bite you?

505
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:37,840
yeah dude that's so personal

506
00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:39,840
i'm ripping her teeth out you can't get in trouble

507
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:41,840
i'll rip her teeth out

508
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,840
right there with my fucking fingers

509
00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:45,840
i'll do what i do to my dog

510
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,840
you bite me i'm gonna get you back

511
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,840
you bite me nobody has any

512
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,840
say in what i do after that

513
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,840
everybody's fucking getting in

514
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,840
you bite her on the ear like a dog

515
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,840
i'll bite her

516
00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,840
i'll bite her tits off

517
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,840
she was about to get tipped

518
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,840
i'll rip both of that

519
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,840
woman's nipples clean off her

520
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,840
titties

521
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,840
she will be

522
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,840
arrested by the police

523
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,840
they're gonna be flying out of the plane

524
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,840
she's gonna get arrested by the police

525
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,840
and i'm gonna be standing there like

526
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:19,840
bitch you ain't got no nipples

527
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,840
hear me out Matt

528
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:23,840
what if you stop her from opening the door

529
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,840
and then you open the door

530
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,840
they're like thank you so much and then you open it

531
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,840
i'll stop her from opening the door and then i'll open it

532
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,840
and i'll throw her fucking ass out

533
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,840
i saw how that would work

534
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,840
i'm pretty sure you're going with

535
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,840
you guys live in my head

536
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,840
but that's how it works

537
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,840
it ain't like you cranked the window down quick

538
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,840
yeah we'd all die dude

539
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,840
ugh

540
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,840
at least you would die

541
00:20:47,840 --> 00:20:49,840
they're like thank you so much for helping us

542
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,840
they're like thank you so much for helping us detain this woman

543
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,840
you're like yeah no problem

544
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,840
you walk away fucking yank the door open

545
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,840
you're like i kinda wanted to know too

546
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
some people just like to see the world burn

547
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,840
but i wasn't helping you

548
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,840
i was helping her

549
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,840
we all get sucked out

550
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,840
we all get sucked out

551
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:09,840
i had you scratched

552
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,840
i feel like this is a rip away fucking close

553
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,840
and somehow i'm in a fucking gallon

554
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,840
i am

555
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,840
it's like ebonylmighty he's like wearing a suit

556
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840
and all the soniers in full robes

557
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,840
long ginger hair dude

558
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:27,840
just like that guy

559
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,840
like a fat chain and everything dude

560
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,840
you're just bling the fuck out

561
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,840
before i hit the part

562
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,840
even like

563
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,840
that lady

564
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,840
like what? which one?

565
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,840
the helper or the crazy one?

566
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,840
the crazy one like

567
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,840
even i just don't understand

568
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,840
what type of thought would go through your brain like jesus wants me to open this door right now

569
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,840
well this is what she told

570
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,840
uh told authorities

571
00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,840
is that jesus told

572
00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,840
also told her to fly to ohio

573
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,840
which is where she was flying to

574
00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:01,840
and then he also told her to open the plane door

575
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,840
so she's

576
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,840
she's got direct

577
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,840
connections with the big man

578
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,840
so she's got a land line

579
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,840
those planes don't add up

580
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:13,840
you never would have made it to ohio

581
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,840
i think she's got a direct connect to meth

582
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,840
dude i think she's got a direct connect to

583
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:19,840
dude i don't think it's god

584
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,840
every time i flew on a plane

585
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,840
i do sit there and i stare out the window and i'm like

586
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:25,840
knowing that people hate jobs

587
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,840
i'm like

588
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:29,840
somebody putting this plane together there's a chance

589
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,840
yeah but i'm like sitting there

590
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,840
there's a chance like this plane's not

591
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:35,840
the best put together plane

592
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,840
someone threw one of these rivets in there and it didn't

593
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,840
and he's just like you know what

594
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,840
dude fuck it

595
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,840
it's friday like this plane could have been built

596
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,840
on a friday i just put my two weeks in

597
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,840
and that's what went through my

598
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,840
head every time i fly like look around the plane

599
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,840
crazy check

600
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:53,840
you can't even like you have to check in everything

601
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,840
that's in your pockets when you go to build a

602
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,840
plane or a helicopter

603
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,840
i get it but like there's people in factories

604
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:01,840
that hate their jobs

605
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,840
so like

606
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,840
there's leeway in like

607
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,840
specifics if something fails on that

608
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,840
like it goes back to the date

609
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,840
that it was made to the person who worked on it

610
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,840
at that point

611
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,840
yeah i watched it

612
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,840
so

613
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,840
and that was part of my point because i'm like

614
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,840
they did it all for money dude

615
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,840
they cut all those fucking

616
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,840
corners because they wanted to make more money

617
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,840
that's my point is like there's

618
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,840
times that like

619
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,840
they fired safety inspectors

620
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,840
and shit and they cut all that shit

621
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,840
and i'm like there's like a million things that need to go

622
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:37,840
right for this plane to be okay

623
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,840
that's a helicopter a plane i think is a

624
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,840
little bit more they have a lot of back

625
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,840
i'm flying in may dude let's free

626
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,840
and not talk about planes

627
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,840
you might be crashing in may too but uh

628
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,840
so this lady she um

629
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,840
she apparently left

630
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,840
her home on a saturday without

631
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,840
telling her husband crashes you're fine

632
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,840
yeah i know it's a very low problem she didn't

633
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:59,840
she didn't bring any luggage and she

634
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:01,840
was traveling alone

635
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,840
um apparently she had not flown

636
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:05,840
in a long time and she claimed she could

637
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:07,840
not breathe on the plane

638
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:09,840
so she decided to get up from her seat

639
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,840
she then says that she

640
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,840
remembers trying to open the door and biting

641
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,840
a passenger and she also

642
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,840
said that she has anxiety

643
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,840
and post-traumatic stress

644
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840
disorder and became very anxious

645
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:23,840
and normally would have not done these

646
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,840
things i don't think that lady knows how breathing

647
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,840
works i haven't flown since the last

648
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,840
time i tried to open that door well i mean

649
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,840
you would get a very big

650
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:33,840
rush of air that would help you breathing at first i think

651
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,840
what's the oxygen level at

652
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,840
37,000 feet it's gonna help you breathe

653
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,840
out well they got oxygen tanks

654
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,840
in the no

655
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
no i'm saying i'm saying out for those if she

656
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,840
gets that window don't those doors open out

657
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,840
what is the pressure

658
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,840
too low or is it

659
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,840
i think it would have made a vacuum

660
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,840
because the pressure would be different

661
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,840
yeah i'm not sure how that works

662
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,840
haven't you seen in the movies doing the door

663
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,840
opens what did you bring in movies

664
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,840
well no the doors do emergency

665
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,840
break open

666
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:07,840
they test that shit where they flip out

667
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,840
not in the air but like the

668
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:11,840
doors are made that they fail

669
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,840
outward so that if like

670
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,840
something happens the door can be broken

671
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,840
open so you can get out like if the plane

672
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,840
crashes into water or anything like that

673
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,840
so i don't know what would happen if it's opened in

674
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,840
the air so if it would suck out or not

675
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,840
so it is not possible

676
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,840
because of the pressure differences

677
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,840
it's too high pressure outside compared

678
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,840
to inside i would have turned that lady's head into soup

679
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,840
for no reason it's impossible

680
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,840
it takes

681
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,840
around 20,000 pounds of strength to open

682
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,840
that door mid flight because of the pressure

683
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:41,840
difference yeah fuck dude

684
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,840
i could do that 20,000 she had the strength

685
00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,840
of jesus behind her though that's true however

686
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,840
if you do

687
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,840
take that lock of that door off

688
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,840
that could cause some type

689
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:53,840
of pressure leak that eventually causes

690
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:55,840
some type of catastrophe

691
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,840
before the door opens or no if it causes

692
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:59,840
a pressure leak that could cause a weak point

693
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,840
in the system that just like you ever see like

694
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840
when you know how when you get a little

695
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,840
hole in the side of the airplane it blows a little bit bigger

696
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,840
like it would be that same

697
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,840
dude speaking of this you ever see the

698
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,840
there's a picture of it a guy one of the

699
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,840
like captains or

700
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:15,840
co-pilots it's captains

701
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,840
captains got sucked out of like

702
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,840
the front windshield and the other one held on to them

703
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,840
until they landed jesus there's a picture of it

704
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840
he's like it looks fake like

705
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,840
did he live yeah look it up

706
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:27,840
man gets sucked off by

707
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,840
plane

708
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:31,840
carl what the hell are you searching

709
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,840
man gets sucked off mid flight i forget

710
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:37,840
i don't i saw it on uh i saw it online

711
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,840
it's gotta be real

712
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,840
not into

713
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,840
not into no no no

714
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,840
not into a jet

715
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,840
never watch one of those

716
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,840
like the geese fly into it

717
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,840
no i watched a person dead

718
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,840
i seen a video where a flock of geese purposely

719
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,840
attacked a plane

720
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,840
like you could see them they're flying over here

721
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,840
and they're like they came over and they

722
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,840
just dove into the fucking fucking japanese geese

723
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,840
are crazy

724
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,840
oh my god dude

725
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,840
kamagusa's dude

726
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,840
fucking insane

727
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,840
no it was like the video

728
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,840
like you see the geese like flying like

729
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,840
way out of the way of the plane and they

730
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:17,840
purposely like move over and all

731
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,840
like it's like

732
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,840
all sucked into the fucking turbine

733
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,840
it's wild

734
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:25,840
yeah

735
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,840
yeah there is dude

736
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,840
it looks fake doesn't look like a fake like

737
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,840
that's wild

738
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,840
sucked his shirt off dude

739
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,840
and i'm free

740
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,840
that would be a hell of a rush

741
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,840
free pilot

742
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
that would be a hell of a rush

743
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,840
how'd that happen

744
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,840
he's got windburn

745
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:49,840
the fire noise

746
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,840
who held him

747
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,840
the co-pilot

748
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,840
who the fuck's flying the plane

749
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,840
what's happening right now

750
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,840
i'm sorry i'm about to land this thing

751
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,840
it's either you die

752
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:07,840
or we all die

753
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,840
he calls the flight attendant and he goes

754
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
hold my beer

755
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,840
watch this

756
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,840
and then he gets steady then he has a free hand to be able to hold on

757
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,840
to the flight attendant

758
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,840
he's like i need you to put lennard skiddered in the tape deck

759
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,840
real quick

760
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,840
imagine that emergency call like hey

761
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,840
i need some help up bro

762
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,840
what is that strength

763
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,840
i'm holding on to air

764
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,840
breaker breaker run now

765
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,840
he's here

766
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:43,840
in the background

767
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,840
jerry got sucked off by the plane

768
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,840
dude he got the back cracking

769
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,840
of a lifetime

770
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,840
dude oh my god

771
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,840
dude he's three

772
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,840
he's three inches taller

773
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,840
when he came off that plane

774
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,840
he's got the

775
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,840
his elbows definitely

776
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
fell the opposite way

777
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,840
dude he got a great fucking

778
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,840
oh my god

779
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,840
they're like so you coming

780
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,840
into work on monday or

781
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,840
we don't got anybody to cover your shift

782
00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,840
oh man

783
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,840
so

784
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,840
so this uh this folks

785
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,840
and his heart

786
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,840
and his legs grew three

787
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,840
inches that day

788
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,840
oh my god

789
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,840
it says this image is fake it's a

790
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,840
2005 tv show

791
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,840
oh that's a shame

792
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,840
but it actually happened however the story

793
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,840
the story

794
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,840
he got beat up against a plane

795
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,840
the story it depicts is true and even

796
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:45,840
more extraordinary

797
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:47,840
okay at least the story is real

798
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:49,840
jeez i was gonna say who took the picture

799
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,840
it probably looked like that fucking like

800
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,840
the inflatable man the wacky

801
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:55,840
waving of the

802
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:57,840
i could just imagine

803
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840
like that distress call where he's like i need

804
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,840
like six people up front now

805
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:03,840
we need the biggest motherfucker

806
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,840
on the plane so this picture

807
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:07,840
this guy in the hospital bed is

808
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,840
actually that is the guy that

809
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,840
happened to tim lancaster

810
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,840
so it happened in a

811
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:15,840
flight from birmingham

812
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,840
um england

813
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840
to malaga spain

814
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,840
and somewhere over the english midlands

815
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,840
two of the cockpit windows smash

816
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,840
depressurizing the cabin so tim

817
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:27,840
lancaster was like you know what

818
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:29,840
i'll plug the hole with my body

819
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:31,840
he's like

820
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,840
i'm right here

821
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,840
ahhhh

822
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,840
ahhhh

823
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,840
he looks at the co-pilot

824
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,840
he goes

825
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,840
he looks at the

826
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,840
co-pilot he goes they'll teach you this in flight

827
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,840
school this dives into the hole

828
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,840
You know what happened? He said it broke multiple windows.

829
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,720
Did it say multiple windows?

830
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,760
So one was probably not broken, and he was like,

831
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,960
Oh, I plug it with my body.

832
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:56,960
And it got stuck through the other one.

833
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,680
He's like, Oh, there's not two of me.

834
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,520
So this is flight 5930.

835
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:08,440
Oh, my goodness.

836
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,320
It happened June 1990.

837
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,600
And as soon as the window smashed,

838
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,840
Tim was instantly sucked out of the cockpit.

839
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,080
Didn't have a seatbelt on.

840
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,480
This is why you need seatbelts on planes.

841
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,320
That's the whole reason.

842
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,320
Seatbelts on planes.

843
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,600
So they described chaos to follow up on this motherfucking plane.

844
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,400
Exposed to the rushing winds and pressure difference at seven

845
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:36,040
thousand meters altitude, the cockpit door was ripped off its hinges.

846
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,000
Can we get that in American?

847
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,960
I'm going for it.

848
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:46,200
So attention, all passengers, no need to worry.

849
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:50,080
But all all plane personnel, please report to the front of the plane.

850
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,360
A pilot is currently hanging 10.

851
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,680
I repeat, no need to worry.

852
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,240
But can we get all hands in the cockpit?

853
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,040
The passenger is hang or the pilot is hanging 10.

854
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,680
So he's like, Did you ever see that movie Teen Wolf?

855
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,520
Well, watch this.

856
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:10,240
Watch this motherfucker.

857
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,840
It's called Teen Hawk.

858
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:12,840
21,000 feet.

859
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,320
21,000 feet.

860
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,720
Yeah, because three feet, three meters or three feet to a meter. Right.

861
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,840
Roughly. Yeah.

862
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,760
It's like, you know, this is our flight attendant.

863
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:24,920
If you look to your left, Timmy.

864
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:29,000
Timmy is banging his fucking head off the side of the plane.

865
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:31,760
This is what she called.

866
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,200
Attention, passengers.

867
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,080
This is your flight attendant speaking.

868
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,160
We're not experiencing turbulence at the moment.

869
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,480
He's just banging his body off of the fuselage.

870
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:53,600
We are going to land immediately and hopefully recover his lifeless body

871
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,760
before it rips off with his legs.

872
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,600
No turbulence, but the pilot is pretty tubular.

873
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,200
He is straddling the gnar.

874
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,440
He is fucking hanging pretty hard right now.

875
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,160
Attention, passengers.

876
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,120
This is your flight attendant speaking.

877
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,840
Any man over any man over.

878
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,160
Attention, passengers.

879
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,800
This is your pilot speaking.

880
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,960
Timmy is getting sucked off by the plane.

881
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,080
Attention, passengers.

882
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,160
This is your flight attendant speaking.

883
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:32,640
No need to worry, but the pilot is currently shredding the gnar.

884
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,760
Any man over 250 pounds, please report to the cockpit.

885
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,040
We need help.

886
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,120
This is your flight attendant co-pilot, actually.

887
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,160
In the background, he's here.

888
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:54,480
Somehow our pilot is on the outside of our plane.

889
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,320
He always thought he was better than everyone else in flight school.

890
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,640
He graduated with the lowest score possible.

891
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,840
If there's any strong men on the plane.

892
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,840
If we land this, Tim's going to need a shirt.

893
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,000
Probably a new set of pants.

894
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,880
If there is a lost and found on this plane, it would be greatly appreciated

895
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,400
if a flight attendant could bring some extra clothes promptly.

896
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:25,120
For the next two hours, we are going to be playing Sarah McLachlan on replays.

897
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,640
As long as he keeps knocking, we know he's alive.

898
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,640
Goddamn Timmy knockers.

899
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,640
Can you take me higher?

900
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:46,640
This poor guy.

901
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:48,400
Oh, boy.

902
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,920
So remarkably, one quick thinking flight attendant, Nigel Ogden,

903
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,840
was able to grab his captain's ankles before he disappeared out the windows,

904
00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,240
which gives a whole new meaning to turn around and grab your ankles.

905
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400
Turn around, grab my ankles.

906
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,440
Dude, what? All right, this is crazy.

907
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,040
What would you rather be?

908
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:09,320
Would you rather be the guy?

909
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,360
Hear me out. Let me. Don't hit that fucking button.

910
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:15,520
Let me let me finish.

911
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,520
Let me finish this before you guys answer.

912
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:21,480
Would you rather be the guy outside of the plane?

913
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,400
Or would you rather be the guy

914
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,480
who has to hold on to that guy's ankles and his life is in your hands

915
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,880
and you're not that strong?

916
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,640
I'd rather be the guy holding because if something bad happens,

917
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,240
I'll say at the end of the day, it was his decision and I.

918
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,920
He chose to get sucked out of the window.

919
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:46,080
He just turns and looks at the copilot and goes, it's in God's hands now.

920
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:50,960
Some people make bad choices.

921
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,440
This is too tough. He chose this.

922
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,760
Dude, I'm going to try this 30 seconds into holding him.

923
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:58,560
He's like, bro, I can if it gets down to his feet.

924
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,240
His shoes are tied well, they slip out.

925
00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:03,200
Well, Jesus ain't taken over this cockpit.

926
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,680
I fucking am, dude.

927
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,200
I'm laying in this bed like I'm a I'm a plug the hole with my body.

928
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,400
Let him go and you go up.

929
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,240
Dude, hopefully his arms and legs stay inside the window

930
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:17,120
and his body's bending like the spoon when the ice cream's too cold.

931
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,080
And he's just like this.

932
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:20,480
And he's just.

933
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,560
He's going he's going with the fucking window, dude.

934
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,600
Just just.

935
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,320
And that would be the worst case if this isn't my fucking job.

936
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,000
You're like, so about that race, huh?

937
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:36,360
Let's your hold this feet.

938
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,000
What if there is?

939
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,920
What if you're the what if you're the passenger that's in that front helping row?

940
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,960
You're supposed to help in any emergency, right?

941
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:45,360
Hold this. They blame you for his death in like every newspaper.

942
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,720
We're like, well, the guy in the first row refused to fucking help.

943
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,760
And the passenger just got sucked out the window,

944
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,080
even though he was sitting there in the first row.

945
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,560
I mean, hypothetically, hopefully there's a parachute up front for big homie.

946
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,760
Hopefully he's strapped up with or there's like.

947
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,360
I'd rather I'd rather be outside the window.

948
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,240
Or he pulls like an inflatable boat.

949
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:11,200
But if there's a way to go, that's got to be one of the fucking most wild ways to go.

950
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,880
And you just splat on the you're going to die.

951
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:16,720
You're going to shit your pants in the air.

952
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:17,920
You're probably going to pass out.

953
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,680
When you come to the acceptance that they've been holding on to you for 10 minutes

954
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,760
and you're like, at some point, I might just take off like you accepted.

955
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,640
It's the plane flying you at that point.

956
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,560
You're like, you're like, I knew I should have called off today.

957
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,760
So he was probably even debate that morning, too.

958
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,960
It's like, you know, it was one of those mornings where he woke up and just sat on the edge of the bed.

959
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,880
Well, let's go see a matinee in the fucking bowling afterwards.

960
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,640
And he's like, try being in his shoes.

961
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,560
So almost like a slip down.

962
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,400
So the the hard shoes to fill the one of the flight attendants and help

963
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,400
when he's holding a shoe and he's gone.

964
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,200
And you're like, what do I?

965
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,600
Oh, my God.

966
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:57,840
I love it.

967
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,760
For you to do that.

968
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:00,400
Take the shoe and put it out the window.

969
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:02,000
You're like, I don't know what to do now.

970
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,800
You got this. I mean, it could have terribly.

971
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,760
It could end terribly if you can't or you're not strong enough to let him go,

972
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,520
because if you accidentally let him go and he somehow gets sucked into that motor,

973
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,520
everybody's dying.

974
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,520
That's true. Everyone's like, what are you going to suck the hell with him, dude?

975
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,760
Hey, you use him as a surfboard and you fucking what if you're just a little guy

976
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,640
and you can't fucking, you know, the whole, you know.

977
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,720
They got rope on those planes, right?

978
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,840
You just fucking tied to his foot and you fucking said there's no parachutes.

979
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,920
Why is this going to be a random thing, a rope in the cockpit?

980
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,440
They got random shit on that plane, like to tie somebody up or something.

981
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,880
And they smoke on planes back then.

982
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,160
Those are called handcuffs, dude.

983
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:41,320
And it's a fucking marshal, dude.

984
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,080
Yeah. But what if like handcuffs aren't enough?

985
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:43,720
You have to.

986
00:38:43,720 --> 00:38:46,000
Marshals aren't on every plane.

987
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:47,280
I thought they were.

988
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:48,440
I thought that was the law now.

989
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:51,680
No, it's like every, you know, like one in like it's like one in like

990
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,360
10 flights.

991
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,920
The amount of money and taxes that's already being made, dude,

992
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,360
they can fucking afford to have a marshal on every goddamn plane.

993
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,480
No, they have 80,000 more IRS agents.

994
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,880
Yeah, they don't want you to know it, but they probably is.

995
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,400
No, it's like one in every 10 flights or something like that.

996
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:09,040
So the guy that saved him was quoted as saying,

997
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,600
I whipped around and saw the front windscreen had disappeared

998
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,160
and Tim was going out through it.

999
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,960
He had been sucked out of his seatbelt.

1000
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,080
Who was in charge of that?

1001
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,880
And all I could see were his legs.

1002
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,040
It's awfully clear.

1003
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:24,960
Wait a minute.

1004
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,720
What the fuck's going on here?

1005
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:27,280
Tim?

1006
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,920
Tim, if he's up there, who's flying the plane?

1007
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,600
My math isn't marathon.

1008
00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:34,400
He ain't close by.

1009
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,880
It's like, oh, that was a fat pass.

1010
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,200
He's like, Tim.

1011
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:38,960
You good?

1012
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,000
Tim, you good?

1013
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,840
Thanks.

1014
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,400
Damn, you cleaned that windshield good.

1015
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,000
He said, I jumped over the control column

1016
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,360
and grabbed him around his waist to avoid him going out completely.

1017
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,800
His shirt had been pulled off his back.

1018
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,960
Imagine if you didn't like the pilot.

1019
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,640
His body was bent upwards, doubled over around the top of the aircraft.

1020
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:00,240
His legs were jammed forward, disconnecting the autopilot.

1021
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,200
And the flight door was resting on the controls,

1022
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:09,040
sending the plane hurling down nearly 650 kilometers per hour

1023
00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,600
through some of the most congested sky in the world.

1024
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:14,600
That's fucked up, Tim.

1025
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,840
That's not funny.

1026
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,640
That's when the one flight attendant was sleeping

1027
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,640
and he gets up and he's like,

1028
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,480
yo, some serious shit's happening.

1029
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,240
Every fucking time I fall asleep,

1030
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,120
you motherfuckers got to go and try and crash the flight.

1031
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,640
And you look in the front and you're like,

1032
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,960
Jim's fucking around again.

1033
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:34,680
It's funny because it ended well and it was worst case scenario.

1034
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:35,520
Yeah, his feet.

1035
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,840
The only thing holding him in was his broken legs.

1036
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,200
The whole body could be so fucking cramped.

1037
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:41,960
His bones were so...

1038
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,800
The only thing holding him on at that point is the muscles and ligaments.

1039
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:45,960
And if those were ripped...

1040
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,960
You imagine getting ripped in half

1041
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,280
and all that guy's holding on to is his leg.

1042
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,280
Literally.

1043
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,520
Ogden, is that his name? Ogden?

1044
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,360
Ogden, yeah.

1045
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,480
Ogden was like, hey, Tim! Tim!

1046
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,480
Quit fucking around up there. Get back in here.

1047
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,040
You're not supposed to be out there!

1048
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,040
You can't sit there!

1049
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:04,040
So, while...

1050
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,040
Why hell?

1051
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,200
While the captain was held on for now,

1052
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,240
Ogden said he felt his grip loosening

1053
00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:13,680
and the plane was still many minutes away from an emergency landing.

1054
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,160
He was able to get help from a second flight attendant,

1055
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,320
John Huard,

1056
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,520
Huard the steward,

1057
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,640
to help secure the captain.

1058
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,720
And co-pilot Alistair Acheson wrestled with the control...

1059
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,920
These are the most British names possible.

1060
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,720
Alistair Acheson.

1061
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,440
Where the fuck's Alistair at this whole point?

1062
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,440
Why didn't John Huard...

1063
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,400
Got a straight tooth in the house.

1064
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,240
He's back there hitting on women in the fucking...

1065
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:35,240
Yeah, Alistair.

1066
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:37,080
I helped fly the plane and shit.

1067
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:37,960
Meanwhile, it's like...

1068
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,720
I'm like, you're holding me, baby.

1069
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,440
Meanwhile, it's on a fucking death roll.

1070
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,440
Oh, no way.

1071
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,920
Meanwhile, the plane's like death rolling.

1072
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,400
I'm dropping.

1073
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,520
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna get a piece of that.

1074
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:52,000
Fish, it slaps.

1075
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,800
So by this time...

1076
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,200
Oh, no. So he says,

1077
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,040
all I can remember is looking at Alistair and thinking,

1078
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,160
struggling to get the plane under control

1079
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,600
and shouting, Mayday, Mayday, in the radio.

1080
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,440
By this time, the cabin crew were joined by another member,

1081
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:08,960
Simon Rodgers,

1082
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,720
who was able to tie himself to a cockpit chair

1083
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,320
and stopped him from slipping.

1084
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,080
Oh, you just let him...

1085
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,920
So he was like, I did two of the fish ones.

1086
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,360
I know how to keep him here.

1087
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,240
His legs are broken.

1088
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,960
They're easy to tie into a press.

1089
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:24,320
God save our Queen.

1090
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,120
I don't know where that came from.

1091
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,480
From Britain.

1092
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,640
Oh, well, you think they tied his legs to a steering thing.

1093
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,160
You're the only one that's had a body.

1094
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,200
And they're steering with his arms, too.

1095
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,600
They're like, twisting his body.

1096
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,680
I don't know how to fly this fucking thing.

1097
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:52,200
I know you're getting sucked down, shit, but you're the only one that can land this.

1098
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:59,720
So they said his face was banging against a window

1099
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:02,520
with blood coming out of his nose and the side of his head.

1100
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:06,000
His arms were flailing and seemed about six feet long.

1101
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,160
I was going to say, he was pulled back at 300 miles an hour.

1102
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,680
I was like, he just pulled the shade down.

1103
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:16,680
Oh, God, no.

1104
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,360
Oh, my God, dude.

1105
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,960
You're cleaning that when we're landing.

1106
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:26,560
Oh, he won't fucking keep it down up there trying to land this fucker.

1107
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,800
You know, there is people out there that they saw that on the side

1108
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,320
with their windows going up to feet like.

1109
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,600
Oh, dude.

1110
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,040
He spent 20 minutes like this on the outside.

1111
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,240
I'm surprised he could breathe.

1112
00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:39,760
He's got a lot of air up there, dude.

1113
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:44,440
When it's only 40 percent air and it's being forced into your stomach.

1114
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,000
He says his eyes are wide open. He probably couldn't close them.

1115
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,120
That's terrible.

1116
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,320
You know how dry your eyes should be.

1117
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:56,400
Clear eyewitness fucking shit for you.

1118
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,200
You have to swim in it for like an hour.

1119
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,080
His lids are probably like fucking.

1120
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,520
It's like swimming in a pool all day with your eyes open.

1121
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:05,120
Time's 10.

1122
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:07,480
Dude, fucking Q in Forgen Riemann.

1123
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:13,000
It was at that time where shortly after he landed on the ground,

1124
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,120
Jimmy's eyes were removed.

1125
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,200
It was safe to say the captain Tim never flew again.

1126
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:23,480
He now likes to go

1127
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,360
sailing permanently, permanently in a wheelchair as his legs are permanently

1128
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:29,560
in a pretzel.

1129
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,240
Thanks to the flight attendant. Smart thinking.

1130
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:35,120
We had to retire the plane and then we had to retire to.

1131
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,520
It's quite funny now.

1132
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:42,080
It's quite funny now how similar Lieutenant Dan and the captain Tim now are.

1133
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,880
So remarkably, the landing was smooth

1134
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,360
and then the plane was met with emergency services.

1135
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:55,400
And he survived apart from several broken bones and severe frostbite.

1136
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,880
The captain had survived almost half an hour on outside of the plane.

1137
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,840
All I thought about is when the plane stops, because he's been like this

1138
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:06,920
and he is going to slam forward.

1139
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:11,000
Yo, what was that Christmas movie with like the with like the DVD cover?

1140
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,480
It was the dude with like the frozen spiked up like icy hair, dude.

1141
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Like that's what you home alone. No.

1142
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,280
You know, it was like Jack Frost.

1143
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,360
It was maybe like a frost movie.

1144
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:24,840
Pryan up looking like that when they landed. It was just.

1145
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:31,080
You know, the movie I'm talking about.

1146
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:33,320
Your description is terrible. I got it.

1147
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:37,080
You know, that movie that has that haircut that everybody is thinking about.

1148
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,440
Like a snow mizer and heat mizer.

1149
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,160
It was discovered that the maintenance crew had to replace

1150
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,440
the window panels with incorrect bolts.

1151
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,920
See, remember what I was saying earlier?

1152
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,640
There's always there's always somebody that like just kind of that should be all right.

1153
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,080
The bolts, which were of a too small of a diameter,

1154
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,680
had been hanging on by their threads until the fateful moment

1155
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,680
when cabin pressure blew the windows out.

1156
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,320
But Captain Tim was not deterred.

1157
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,920
He returned to flying the same plane model five five months later.

1158
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:07,280
Same plane. Same one.

1159
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,080
The same one that had his body print in front of the outside of it.

1160
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,480
How are we going to get this den out?

1161
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,560
I'm a party.

1162
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:18,560
And yeah, he spent another five years banging his body, banging his body and flying.

1163
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:19,960
I wouldn't.

1164
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:22,600
He was out there looking like this, too, from the San Claus three.

1165
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:24,880
You know, same when they landed.

1166
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,240
I was a deep dive.

1167
00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,280
I found it. I told you.

1168
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,840
I told you it is San Claus, too.

1169
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,400
San Claus three shout out.

1170
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,600
I think his name's Jack Frost.

1171
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,600
It's probably Jack Frost.

1172
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,560
I ain't no Jack Frost.

1173
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:39,760
I think it is. I think it is.

1174
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,840
Probably is.

1175
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,480
It's not Lenny Kravitz, to tell you that.

1176
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,800
Are you right? Definitely not Lenny Kravitz.

1177
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,240
Ain't fucking Captain Tim.

1178
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,360
That's a cool name, Captain.

1179
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:50,560
I wouldn't fly on that plane, though.

1180
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,840
He's like, you know, the one time I was flying this plane,

1181
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,360
he's talking to everybody.

1182
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:54,760
Be.

1183
00:46:54,760 --> 00:47:00,400
I'm hoping this thing has the correct screws.

1184
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,880
Don't worry, your captain's not the only thing with a screw loose

1185
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,680
as the plane takes off.

1186
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,840
Don't worry, I have my seatbelt on this time.

1187
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,240
Oh, that's kind of bragging rights.

1188
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:11,800
You can be like.

1189
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,040
You ever fly a plane from the outside?

1190
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,200
Exactly.

1191
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:16,960
Exactly.

1192
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:19,160
It's like I landed a plane while I was on the outside of it.

1193
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,240
What have you done?

1194
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:23,160
What are you doing with your life?

1195
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,080
I stare at my feet.

1196
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,040
I just picture him flying a plane from like the flying bridge,

1197
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:32,520
like on deep sea boats where you're on top.

1198
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,880
And that's where he sits now.

1199
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,280
That's where he's at.

1200
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,920
He's like, you know, once I got used to the cold, it was really nice.

1201
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,080
Yeah, I just got goggles now.

1202
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,200
The view is beautiful.

1203
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:44,040
And with this coat, it was really nice.

1204
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,240
Never believe to get a day in his life.

1205
00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:50,440
I will never believe.

1206
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,880
Oh, man.

1207
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,200
Oh, it's fucking stupid.

1208
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,720
Give one of us a button.

1209
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,640
Your choice.

1210
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,720
I would rather.

1211
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:04,000
No, not that fucking button, dude.

1212
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,680
Don't do it.

1213
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,880
What is it?

1214
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,680
They say what is it?

1215
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,280
What's that, bro?

1216
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,520
What the fuck is that?

1217
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:16,000
It's what?

1218
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:17,200
What the hell is that?

1219
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,680
What in Darnation is that?

1220
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,680
What is it?

1221
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,600
The word today is snow blindness.

1222
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:31,120
The word today is Vietnamese Hmong Bobtail.

1223
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,280
Can I get a vowel?

1224
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,520
Use it in a sentence.

1225
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,600
Vietnamese.

1226
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,520
Vietnamese.

1227
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:43,280
Hmong.

1228
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:44,080
Come on.

1229
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,400
Come on.

1230
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:46,680
Come on, Bobdale.

1231
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,880
Come on, Bobdale.

1232
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,200
So that's spelled Vietnamese, obviously,

1233
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:51,880
like the country, Vietnam.

1234
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,480
Hmong, H-M-O-N-G.

1235
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,200
Fucking feeders.

1236
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:00,520
Bobtail, B-O-B-T-A-I-L.

1237
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,360
So.

1238
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,080
Vietnamese Hmong Bobtail.

1239
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,760
I kind of know what a Bobtail is.

1240
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,320
I don't know what a Bobtail is.

1241
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,360
Let me get another piece of that.

1242
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,880
Meat Jerk and Beef Boys?

1243
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,400
Dude, you're going to end up eating all those cupcakes, dude.

1244
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,880
I'll fuck another one up, even though I know it.

1245
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,760
I'll take them for breakfast tomorrow.

1246
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,240
OK.

1247
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:20,120
I love the way this man's brain works.

1248
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,640
This is good.

1249
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,160
Good breakfast.

1250
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,760
Do you want to blow a candle out, dude?

1251
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,600
I still have a cupcake for you.

1252
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:29,760
I don't care about my birthday.

1253
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:31,240
You son of a bitch.

1254
00:49:31,240 --> 00:49:32,600
He had Morgan Freeman talk to him.

1255
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:34,080
How are you going to top that?

1256
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,160
I got a cupcake.

1257
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,960
The fuck did Forkin Riemann do, dude?

1258
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:38,440
Hey.

1259
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:38,960
I'm sorry.

1260
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,000
I spent an hour and a half getting a hold of Morgan Freeman

1261
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:41,560
to do that.

1262
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:41,880
I know.

1263
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:42,360
I'm sorry.

1264
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,440
He cost us $3 million.

1265
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,440
We had to get rid of everything.

1266
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,680
I am never going to financially recover from this.

1267
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:51,480
Fuck, dude.

1268
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:52,080
I'm sorry.

1269
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,320
I'm sorry, Mr. Freeman.

1270
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,120
I really do appreciate you, dude.

1271
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,800
Do you know how hard it is to get the word of God?

1272
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:58,640
Probably pretty hard.

1273
00:49:58,640 --> 00:49:59,400
Talk to that lady.

1274
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:00,360
You know what I'm saying?

1275
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,120
It was pretty easy for her.

1276
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:02,000
She gets it for free.

1277
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,720
I had to pay.

1278
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,920
You just got to get elevated like she was, dude.

1279
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,440
You're fine.

1280
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,080
All right.

1281
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:11,640
Everybody talks to God.

1282
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:12,400
Carl?

1283
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,040
Yeah, what's that?

1284
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:14,080
20 seconds.

1285
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:17,440
It's a truck.

1286
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:19,040
A truck?

1287
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:20,000
I was eating this.

1288
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,160
I'm on a bobtail.

1289
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,240
Bobtail.

1290
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:22,740
OK.

1291
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,600
Anthony?

1292
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,920
Oh, there you go.

1293
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,680
Crazy poke.

1294
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,280
It's a knot.

1295
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,040
A knot?

1296
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:45,800
A type of rope knot.

1297
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:48,520
Every time somebody needs a knot tied, they go to him.

1298
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,280
Fucking five, six, four, three, here, right.

1299
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:51,880
Get real.

1300
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,560
Get real.

1301
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,480
The juice cocks?

1302
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,240
Mr. Balloons.

1303
00:50:55,240 --> 00:51:00,520
I think it's a type of food, dude.

1304
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:05,000
I still don't know if it's a meal or if it's a treat.

1305
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,040
That's oxtail.

1306
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:08,280
No, not like that.

1307
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,920
I was saying like a cow tail, one of them like wrapped up

1308
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:11,440
candy.

1309
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,000
Oh, like a candy.

1310
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,560
Yeah, dude.

1311
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,320
I was going to say, oxtail is food.

1312
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,120
I was about to hit him.

1313
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:18,200
You know what I'm talking about.

1314
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,440
Yeah, but when you said cow tail.

1315
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:20,840
Yeah, but after he said oxtail, you're like, yeah,

1316
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,560
like a cow tail.

1317
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:22,840
I was like, I was going to do this motherfucker.

1318
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,040
That's like the same thing.

1319
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,040
No.

1320
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,280
I know what you mean now, yeah.

1321
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,760
Yeah, the candy, dude.

1322
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,920
Eat all me.

1323
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,640
All right.

1324
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:36,480
None of you guys are even close.

1325
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,800
This is a bit discrimination, I think.

1326
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:44,640
Well, think Vietnamese.

1327
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:45,880
Think Vietnamese.

1328
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,600
I mean, I know I don't know a lot about the culture.

1329
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,800
Go let that go.

1330
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,320
What do you mean?

1331
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,280
Let it go.

1332
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,080
Who let it go?

1333
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,320
What the Vietnamese do to me?

1334
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,560
It was 60 years ago.

1335
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,040
What it did to you is about what?

1336
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,480
No, just fucking let it go.

1337
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,480
Let it go, dude.

1338
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:08,720
60 years ago.

1339
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,760
I was a tail gunner.

1340
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,640
If you come everywhere.

1341
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:18,240
What would you gentlemen like to know about the

1342
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:21,320
Vietnamese ball among the hotel?

1343
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,680
I guess you say whatever the fuck you want.

1344
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,280
Now, it's a lot.

1345
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,000
But he did hear it.

1346
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,240
He already went past it.

1347
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:29,040
I was even saying bad news.

1348
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,640
What? That's how Vietnamese people talk.

1349
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:31,880
Yeah, I like it, dude.

1350
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,400
Totally.

1351
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,720
You know, that's just different.

1352
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:36,000
They're the one that talk like me.

1353
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,600
I mean, I've seen Tokyo Drift before, dude.

1354
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,840
I don't think I just don't know if we're allowed to say that.

1355
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:42,480
No, we can't.

1356
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,440
Who cares if we're allowed?

1357
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,560
Who's going to cancel us?

1358
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,000
The guy that always fucking comments on our Instagram

1359
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,760
to tell us to promote on fucking reality records, dude.

1360
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,560
You promote a reality record, you son of a bitch.

1361
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:59,000
Whatever the fuck it is, dude, you promote it, fucker.

1362
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:04,320
Taking the time to comment on every single IG post, dude.

1363
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,920
You promote it.

1364
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,320
It's a box.

1365
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,440
Carl, what would you like to know about the Vietnamese

1366
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:11,520
hamang bobtail?

1367
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,720
What were you doing when you found this out?

1368
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,600
Like, where'd you find it?

1369
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,480
What were you watching?

1370
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:16,600
Probably Instagram, dude.

1371
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,920
Pornhub.

1372
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,880
Pornhub.

1373
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:23,800
It's one of those weird public fetishes, dude.

1374
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,080
I just see when I, um.

1375
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,920
You know, when you give someone a bobtail, dude, yeah.

1376
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:30,920
Believe it would have been.

1377
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,080
New hamang on their bobtail?

1378
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:32,600
Yeah.

1379
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,600
It would have.

1380
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,120
It probably would have been Instagram,

1381
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,200
because I saw, I remember seeing a picture of it.

1382
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,360
Oh, it should have been.

1383
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:41,000
And going, oh, that's neat.

1384
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,520
It was a butthole.

1385
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,480
It's like, I think.

1386
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,320
I've got to think like a Viet Minh.

1387
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,160
Instagram discovered.

1388
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:51,200
And I got to think of something neat.

1389
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:51,680
Neat.

1390
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,880
Anthony?

1391
00:53:53,880 --> 00:53:57,560
Is it a game or activity?

1392
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,440
Um, it is not a game or activity.

1393
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:06,080
It's not a fucking game.

1394
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,240
What you heard is what you hear and listen.

1395
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:09,920
Cheese box?

1396
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:11,480
Is it a living thing?

1397
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,760
It is a living thing.

1398
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:13,800
I ain't talking a plant.

1399
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,880
I mean, like an animal.

1400
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:15,880
Oh, you can't keep going.

1401
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,440
You can't get more specific.

1402
00:54:17,440 --> 00:54:18,440
Well, yeah.

1403
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,000
Well, I just wanted to specify.

1404
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,800
What I meant.

1405
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,520
Well, you should have specified that before you

1406
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:24,680
asked your initial question.

1407
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:25,800
Is it a cave, river?

1408
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:28,440
I mean, a bobtail could be a frigging plant, dude.

1409
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,160
I don't know.

1410
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,080
They call those leaves frigging elephant ears.

1411
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,040
It could be like a weird ass frigging Viet Minh plant.

1412
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,320
Like a cattail?

1413
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,080
Is that a plant?

1414
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,080
Yeah.

1415
00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,680
Have you never seen a cattail before?

1416
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:43,960
What about a pussy willow?

1417
00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:45,520
I'm allergic, dude.

1418
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:46,840
You're allergic to cattails.

1419
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,320
Dogs are allergic to cattails.

1420
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,280
I'm allergic to cattails, dude.

1421
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,600
Only when they'd be like rubbing up on me, dude,

1422
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:54,560
and they come by, like on my leg and shit.

1423
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,960
It's like rub on my leg.

1424
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:56,960
That's a cattail.

1425
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:57,480
OK.

1426
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,080
Oh, dude, you can twist those things.

1427
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:01,640
Yeah, but dogs can't eat them because they'll die.

1428
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:02,120
All right.

1429
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:02,600
Yeah.

1430
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,880
All right.

1431
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,000
So I'll give you a little background.

1432
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,760
The Vietnamese hamong bobtails are

1433
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,880
thought to be descended from the bobtails of South Korea.

1434
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,480
The bobtails of Southern China.

1435
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:20,320
Word.

1436
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:20,800
Word.

1437
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,680
Who accompanied the hamong in their migration

1438
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:34,600
to Vietnam, where they were crossed with disease

1439
00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:36,520
and misfortune.

1440
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:37,120
Yeah.

1441
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,620
Sure.

1442
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:44,840
So it's a descendant of a different landmark's

1443
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,640
bobtail.

1444
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,080
They migrated.

1445
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:50,120
You listened.

1446
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:52,600
I did.

1447
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,400
I also picked up on something else

1448
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:56,320
that I think he gave us a hint, but I don't

1449
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,720
know how to relate it to anything.

1450
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:58,200
All right.

1451
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:03,000
Let's do the final round of guesses.

1452
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,720
Carl, 20 seconds.

1453
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:11,240
It's a weird form of cat.

1454
00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,720
Like an Asian cat.

1455
00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:14,160
Well, really Asian cat, because it's

1456
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,240
from two different parts of Asia.

1457
00:56:17,240 --> 00:56:20,160
Doubly Asian.

1458
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,280
Anthony?

1459
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:27,120
It's one of them street dogs like they have in Peru.

1460
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:28,840
Well, in Peru, there's street dogs.

1461
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,240
Yeah, they're like, what up?

1462
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:31,520
Wolf?

1463
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,020
Vato?

1464
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:39,520
No, they're like the wild dogs that just roam.

1465
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,240
But they're domesticated dogs.

1466
00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,440
Yeah, they're bloodhounds.

1467
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,360
Not those critpals.

1468
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,360
I was also going to say dog, so I can't do that.

1469
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:50,000
Do a deer.

1470
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:52,320
It's not like a horse or a donkey for transportation.

1471
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:53,160
Could be an ox.

1472
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,400
I think it's a horse, dude.

1473
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,880
It's not a donkey, then.

1474
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,120
You ever seen an Asian horse?

1475
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,000
I think it's got a bobby ass tail, dude.

1476
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,800
Whatever a bobby tail looks like, dude.

1477
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:03,760
I think a horse got one.

1478
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,520
I've never seen an Asian horse.

1479
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,960
I was going to guess dog, dude.

1480
00:57:06,960 --> 00:57:08,320
I was guessing one of those little.

1481
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:09,800
Damn you, Mongolians.

1482
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:11,280
You tear down my shitty walk.

1483
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,280
See a video of that little fucking fluffy dog

1484
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:15,720
that looks like a cat, kind of?

1485
00:57:15,720 --> 00:57:17,120
So a Vietnamese mong bob tail.

1486
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,360
Yeah, dude, that one.

1487
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:19,360
I just explained it.

1488
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,360
That's what I was thinking of.

1489
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,560
Explain what you're thinking of.

1490
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:23,840
That's what I was thinking of, dude.

1491
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,160
But I couldn't guess that shit.

1492
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:30,040
It is a dog that when groomed right, resembles a cat.

1493
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,400
Dude, I just saw that shit on Instagram the other day.

1494
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,440
Oh, he's cute.

1495
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:36,160
They're adorable.

1496
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:37,520
They're like sheep dogs.

1497
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:38,920
Like their fur looks like sheep.

1498
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:39,680
Super thick.

1499
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,240
Isn't it crazy how I was describing that thing?

1500
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,360
Asian cat.

1501
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:46,400
And they kind of look like a cat.

1502
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:48,480
I described that thing post-game, dude.

1503
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:49,000
Fuck.

1504
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,960
Look at them.

1505
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:52,400
Oh, they're so fluffy.

1506
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:53,480
Oh.

1507
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,600
I should have asked if I can make a secondary dog guess,

1508
00:57:56,600 --> 00:58:00,240
like if I described it very, very specifically.

1509
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:00,720
I did.

1510
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:01,440
I got better than you.

1511
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,120
I said cat.

1512
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,520
That's what it resembles, a cat.

1513
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,960
I was going to say dog, dude.

1514
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,240
Son of a bitch.

1515
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:07,440
Should have did cat dog.

1516
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:08,240
That's fucked.

1517
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,240
So because you said ye doggy.

1518
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,080
And I'm like, OK, like it's either a dog or like a horse.

1519
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,240
Or a cowboy.

1520
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,240
Or it could be a ye.

1521
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,560
Could be a ye.

1522
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:18,320
Or a haw.

1523
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:18,880
I don't know.

1524
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:20,720
I don't know what the fuck y'all are out there listening.

1525
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,960
So I'm going to give Anthony three points for guessing

1526
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,440
some type of dog.

1527
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,680
Not a street dog, though.

1528
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,880
It's like a pretty prestigious dog in Vietnam.

1529
00:58:30,880 --> 00:58:32,480
It's the fourth Vietnam.

1530
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,000
Vietnam.

1531
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:36,240
Oh, Vietnam.

1532
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,920
It's one of their four great national dogs.

1533
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,200
I don't know what that means.

1534
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:41,920
Well, it's probably like that.

1535
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,720
What are the lucky dogs you get?

1536
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:46,480
Like the Japanese lucky dogs?

1537
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,160
Yeah.

1538
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:51,160
But today they're using border police and military dogs there.

1539
00:58:51,160 --> 00:58:53,480
Oh, this episode's fucked.

1540
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:57,360
So they're using hunter-herders and guard dogs.

1541
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,040
Little statues.

1542
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,360
That's a cat.

1543
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,400
I thought they have a lucky dog.

1544
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,040
It's a lucky cat, I think.

1545
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,640
They definitely have a lucky dog.

1546
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,240
I'm a lucky dog.

1547
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:08,960
So they're square muscular medium-sized dogs,

1548
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:11,320
double coat, short and hard without any feathering.

1549
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,240
Can you buy this?

1550
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,120
Why would a dog not have feathers?

1551
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,960
Lucky dog is not the name of the thing.

1552
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:21,720
So their tail lengths range from one to six inches.

1553
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:22,920
So they have short tails.

1554
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:23,840
So that's what they get their names from.

1555
00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:24,720
It doesn't get cut?

1556
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:25,880
That's what I was talking about.

1557
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:26,800
That thingy.

1558
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,200
No docking is performed.

1559
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:30,160
It's a dog.

1560
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:31,160
It's a food dog.

1561
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,800
Have you ever seen a dog with a mane like that?

1562
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:33,920
It's a food dog.

1563
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,560
The average cost of one of those is $3,000, dude.

1564
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:37,480
What up, Foo?

1565
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:38,560
They're expensive.

1566
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,400
Yeah, the average cost is $3,000.

1567
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:41,520
Well, their lifespan is $10,000.

1568
00:59:41,520 --> 00:59:44,040
Holy shit, their lifespan is 15 to 20 years.

1569
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,200
I mean, honestly, for a purebred dog,

1570
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,520
$3,000 is about average.

1571
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,920
Yeah, it's not bad for a, fuck it, if you're going to get 20 years.

1572
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,240
But 15 to 20 years, that's a...

1573
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,160
I think dogs that aren't overbred,

1574
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:55,720
that's like how long they're supposed to be there.

1575
00:59:55,720 --> 00:59:57,480
You know how much French bulldogs go for?

1576
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,280
Dude, I follow this one for years from Philly,

1577
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:03,200
and he sells these things for...

1578
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,200
Look up...

1579
01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:05,200
The cost of a Tesla, dude.

1580
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,640
Look up the cost of a purebred show poodle.

1581
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:09,640
Oh, I bet.

1582
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:10,640
They're wild.

1583
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:11,640
I bet.

1584
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:12,640
And they're like one of the hardest dogs to train.

1585
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,640
Poodles are really smart.

1586
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:14,640
They're German, actually.

1587
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,640
It says that these are one of the rarest breeds in the world,

1588
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,280
and they're also one of the most intelligent

1589
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,240
and most loyal hunting companions and service great pets.

1590
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:25,240
Poodles are hunting dogs.

1591
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,240
Yeah.

1592
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,240
That's what poodles were bred for.

1593
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:28,240
I was talking about the Humana.

1594
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:30,400
I know, but poodles were bred to be hunting dogs.

1595
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,400
You said they were bred, yeah, they're bred for hunting.

1596
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,560
Oh, my dear.

1597
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:35,560
I'm looking to see...

1598
01:00:35,560 --> 01:00:36,560
They're bred for French.

1599
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:37,560
They're like rat terriers.

1600
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:38,560
They're bred for mice, rodents.

1601
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,000
They don't do great around cats and small animals.

1602
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,000
Other pests.

1603
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,400
People always think they're French or something like that,

1604
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:43,680
but they're actually German.

1605
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:44,680
Yeah.

1606
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,240
Everybody always names them French names.

1607
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:47,240
Dude, I want one.

1608
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,240
This is P.A.

1609
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,920
Yeah, my grandfather's poodles were Pierre and Poupé.

1610
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Pierre and Poupé.

1611
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:53,920
And they're not French at all.

1612
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,920
And they're not French at all.

1613
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:55,920
They're German.

1614
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:56,920
And they were little shitheads.

1615
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:57,920
They were adorable.

1616
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,120
They kind of look like chibis when they're black and tan.

1617
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:05,720
They have a shibini, like a Rottweiler kind of design on their face.

1618
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:08,320
If you walked by Poupé, she'd bite you for no reason.

1619
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:09,800
Just thought it was fun.

1620
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:10,800
Some of them are assholes.

1621
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:11,800
Yeah, both of them are.

1622
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:12,800
They're actually like...

1623
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:15,520
I think they're actually on one of the aggressive breeds, actually.

1624
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,520
My uncle drove over.

1625
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:19,520
Where did he even buy one?

1626
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,520
On accident?

1627
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:21,520
Yeah.

1628
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,520
She ran out in the driveway while he was backing up.

1629
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,520
That's so sad, dude.

1630
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,520
It is.

1631
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:29,520
It's fucking...

1632
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:33,160
It was hard to be sad, though, because she was such a bitch.

1633
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,160
Oh, look at him walking.

1634
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:35,160
Oh, he's cute.

1635
01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,160
He's got the same hair as me.

1636
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,280
Boys, we should get a podcast, all right?

1637
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:40,280
Oh, yeah.

1638
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:41,280
We'll see him once a week.

1639
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,280
Yeah, we should.

1640
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,280
No.

1641
01:01:43,280 --> 01:01:44,600
Well, who else is going to do it?

1642
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,080
I'll take him home with me, dude.

1643
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,080
I think any of us would.

1644
01:01:47,080 --> 01:01:48,080
Are you kidding me?

1645
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,360
I asked Megan if I could get a puppy.

1646
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,360
She told me no.

1647
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,160
She said no, not until we get a house.

1648
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,720
And I was like, well, what if I just...

1649
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,000
Look at that dog just there.

1650
01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:57,360
And I'm like, I don't know where he came from, but he lives here now.

1651
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,360
Such a good boy.

1652
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,320
All right, I gotta give...

1653
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:01,320
It's a mail-ordered dog.

1654
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,320
What do you mean?

1655
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,320
They're dope.

1656
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,320
They are cool.

1657
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:05,320
I love them all.

1658
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:09,280
So that puts Anthony up to six and a half points.

1659
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:15,400
Carl, I'll give you a half point for your cat.

1660
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Slowly catching up, boys.

1661
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,400
You're not doing as well as you did last year.

1662
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:23,400
Hey, give me another 23-er.

1663
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,400
That's true.

1664
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:25,960
I actually won no matter...

1665
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:26,960
I won besides that, though.

1666
01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:27,960
Remember that juice box.

1667
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:28,960
I won besides those points.

1668
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:29,960
It's true.

1669
01:02:29,960 --> 01:02:30,960
He did.

1670
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,960
We were gonna gamble them all, and we didn't.

1671
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,960
We forgot.

1672
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:34,960
Yeah.

1673
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:35,960
All right.

1674
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:44,560
That is that for the what it is and what it isn't and what it ain't.

1675
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,280
Thank you, gentlemen, for playing.

1676
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:49,960
Maybe next time, you'll do better.

1677
01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:51,960
I got points.

1678
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
Me and Anthony did great.

1679
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:54,920
Yeah, I guess you guys did pretty good.

1680
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,200
I just thought it was like a street dog.

1681
01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,200
The juice box, I guess, and after it was over.

1682
01:02:58,200 --> 01:02:59,200
Unfortunately.

1683
01:02:59,200 --> 01:03:00,200
Unfortunately.

1684
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,200
Yeah.

1685
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,680
I did just see that, though.

1686
01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,680
I did.

1687
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,680
Same.

1688
01:03:04,680 --> 01:03:05,680
That's why it was on my...

1689
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,680
I haven't been on social media much.

1690
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:07,680
I mean, that's what was in my head, dude.

1691
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:08,680
I was thinking that dog.

1692
01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:09,680
All she said dog was like, how is that?

1693
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:10,680
She just said cat dog.

1694
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:11,680
That would have given me five points.

1695
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,680
That's what I said.

1696
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,680
That's what I said.

1697
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:16,680
Anthony, I'm like, she just did cat dog.

1698
01:03:16,680 --> 01:03:19,680
Cat dog, cat dog, cat, kitty, kitty, kitty, dog.

1699
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,680
We eat a cat dog, cat dog, kitty, kitty, dog.

1700
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:25,680
Cat dog, cat dog, kitty, kitty, dog.

1701
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:26,680
That's just shame.

1702
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,400
I always want to know how he shit.

1703
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:30,400
He doesn't.

1704
01:03:30,400 --> 01:03:33,880
He's a central cloaca right in the middle where his belly button...

1705
01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:34,880
Where each one of their belly buttons would be.

1706
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:38,280
It just kind of plops out like perpendicular to his body.

1707
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,680
Every day they rotate on which ones to...

1708
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,920
They have the same back as Tim because they would curl.

1709
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,920
Dude, I mean, they...

1710
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:52,320
Maybe that's how Tim stayed in, dude, because he's secretly cat dog.

1711
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:53,320
He's a good old round back.

1712
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,320
He's right.

1713
01:03:54,320 --> 01:03:57,960
Yo, he'd probably kill her at limbo.

1714
01:03:57,960 --> 01:03:59,440
He is now.

1715
01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:04,920
Ever since I got this second set of knees installed in my calf.

1716
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:05,920
He can play a swifter.

1717
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:06,920
I'm real flexible now.

1718
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:07,920
His crunches are tough.

1719
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:10,760
He walks like an ostrich now.

1720
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760
They bend backwards.

1721
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,760
He walks like a fat guy who's not fat.

1722
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,760
He walks like a fat guy who's not fat.

1723
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:16,760
He stands like a flamingo.

1724
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:22,360
He literally constantly stands like a really drunk guy.

1725
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:24,560
You know the Michael Jackson lean where they lean forward?

1726
01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,000
He's doing it the other way.

1727
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,400
He just does it back and then comes forward.

1728
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,400
Left hand red.

1729
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:32,400
Watch this shit.

1730
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:35,840
Who puts his shoes on?

1731
01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,840
He does.

1732
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:37,840
He does from the back.

1733
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,840
You don't need a shoe hoard, dude.

1734
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:41,840
It's like...

1735
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,840
That's fucking great.

1736
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:44,840
Sorry, Tim.

1737
01:04:44,840 --> 01:04:45,840
Fuck Tim.

1738
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:46,840
You know.

1739
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:49,840
He used to make a lot of money.

1740
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:54,280
He used to make a lot of the crab walk position, dude.

1741
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:56,280
He used to be fucking...

1742
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,280
Good question for you guys.

1743
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,400
He'll never have a thrill like that again in his life.

1744
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:00,400
He's peaked.

1745
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,400
You guys, would you rather?

1746
01:05:01,400 --> 01:05:04,400
You want to do a would you rather?

1747
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:05,400
Please don't hit the button.

1748
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400
No, no, no.

1749
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:08,840
He's asking like a genuine would you rather.

1750
01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:13,040
Would you rather bang the hottest trans woman in the world or bang the oldest woman in the

1751
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,040
world?

1752
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:15,040
Oh boy.

1753
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:18,040
Juicebox, you go first.

1754
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,040
How old are you?

1755
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:25,040
I'm Hulk Hogan, the greatest ruffler of all.

1756
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,680
How the fuck did that go?

1757
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,680
You finally gave me noises.

1758
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:32,640
I turned it up during the video.

1759
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,640
I didn't know you were trying to blush.

1760
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,640
That's how old the woman is.

1761
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
It's actually Hulk Hogan.

1762
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,640
Are we actually playing this game?

1763
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:42,640
Because I have questions before I answer this.

1764
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,240
Was that just running through soundboards that entire time?

1765
01:05:45,240 --> 01:05:47,120
It must have been.

1766
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,360
I have two questions before I answer this.

1767
01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:51,360
Well three questions.

1768
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,360
Is this for real?

1769
01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:54,080
Look, you have to do it.

1770
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,120
We have both outside right now.

1771
01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:57,120
Is this for real?

1772
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:01,440
How old is this oldest lady and are all the parts done up on the hottest?

1773
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,440
You're on Anthony's computer.

1774
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:03,920
Look up the hottest trans lady.

1775
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,920
Dude, I don't think there's going to be a thing.

1776
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:07,920
That's all subjective.

1777
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,400
Who's the oldest woman alive right now?

1778
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,400
Give him an age.

1779
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:13,120
That'll make him happy because he wants to know how old.

1780
01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:14,360
She's probably like a hundred and four.

1781
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:15,360
Yeah, God save our queen.

1782
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:21,360
You're going to hear an eighteen.

1783
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:25,360
You should get oldest dead.

1784
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,360
What's she look like?

1785
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:33,560
What she look like at a hundred and eighteen skin everywhere.

1786
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:36,360
She's been melted by the sun.

1787
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:37,360
Sorry.

1788
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:40,360
One hundred and fifteen as of January.

1789
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,360
Nineteens.

1790
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:49,360
Oh, she's got the crazy eyes.

1791
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:51,360
Probably get a good gummy soon.

1792
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:57,360
She looks like she just talks to her.

1793
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:01,360
And then could we look up the subjectively hottest woman and trans woman in the world?

1794
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,360
Can we look that up?

1795
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:03,360
Wolf, dude.

1796
01:07:03,360 --> 01:07:04,360
That's perspective.

1797
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,360
Well, this is.

1798
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:08,360
No matter what, it's not good.

1799
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:09,360
Like think about the gummy.

1800
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:13,360
She could be 80 years old, she could be a hundred and eighteen years old.

1801
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:18,360
I swear to God, if I become the oldest person that's ever lived, I'm going to be so fucking

1802
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:19,360
mad.

1803
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:20,360
You're the right size for it.

1804
01:07:20,360 --> 01:07:25,360
What if someone wants to pay to fuck you at a hundred and fifteen, you go let them fuck

1805
01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:26,360
you?

1806
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,360
Can I say no?

1807
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:28,360
Like I can't even speak.

1808
01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,360
At a hundred and fifteen, do you know what my body's going to be like?

1809
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:33,360
I'm going to just be laying there drooling.

1810
01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,360
That's going to be my life and it's going to be miserable.

1811
01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,360
I'm banging the old lady.

1812
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:38,360
Isn't that so?

1813
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:42,360
I think I've come to the same conclusion, but I'm not proud of my choice.

1814
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:43,360
What?

1815
01:07:43,360 --> 01:07:44,360
Yeah.

1816
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,360
You're not proud.

1817
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,360
I'm going to let Jesus tell me what to do.

1818
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,360
Yeah, tell me what God takes away from me.

1819
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:52,360
I'm never really proud of anything I bang.

1820
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:55,360
Oh my God, dude.

1821
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:56,360
How much money?

1822
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,360
What?

1823
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,360
Would you rather?

1824
01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,360
Yeah, you ain't getting paid.

1825
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:02,360
Bullet to your head.

1826
01:08:02,360 --> 01:08:03,360
You've got to do one or the other.

1827
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,360
Which one do you do?

1828
01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:05,360
Bullet to the head.

1829
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:12,360
Is it a girl and then it was a guy or is it a guy and then it was a girl?

1830
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,360
That's a good question.

1831
01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:16,360
If it's a girl, it's now a guy.

1832
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:21,360
No, he said the sexiest trans woman.

1833
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:22,360
Either way.

1834
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,360
I don't know how trans women work.

1835
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,360
I failed my thing at work.

1836
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:26,360
I turned into a woman.

1837
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,360
I failed my thing at work like four times.

1838
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,360
I couldn't figure it out.

1839
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:33,360
Either way, it's post-op, so it's operated on to be what they want to be.

1840
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:36,360
So, are you talking about lady boys in Thailand?

1841
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:38,360
No, no, post-op.

1842
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:40,360
Lady boys are boys that dress as a woman.

1843
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:45,360
If it's a man that wants to transition into a woman, they're snip and tuck.

1844
01:08:45,360 --> 01:08:49,360
I'm fucking the old lady.

1845
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:55,360
I'm only banging the old woman because I don't want to catch the trans.

1846
01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,360
It's automatic.

1847
01:08:57,360 --> 01:08:59,360
I don't want to.

1848
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,360
No, no, no, this can be manual.

1849
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:02,360
It can be manual.

1850
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:04,360
It's hyper-viral and I don't want to get it.

1851
01:09:04,360 --> 01:09:06,360
Wear a mask.

1852
01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:09,360
No, masks aren't that effective, I've heard.

1853
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:13,360
Just get a couple shots, dude.

1854
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,360
Yeah, I just don't want to catch it.

1855
01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:21,360
If you're coming with your hair dyed green or blue, I know something's probably going up, dude.

1856
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:22,360
Look how far it's coming.

1857
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:23,360
Oh, no.

1858
01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:24,360
His hair's dyed red every day.

1859
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:26,360
Yeah, but what does green or blue matter?

1860
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,360
You're right, he's already out there, dude.

1861
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,360
He's already out there doing a lot of shit.

1862
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:32,360
I don't see color.

1863
01:09:32,360 --> 01:09:34,360
Colorblind?

1864
01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,360
You don't see color?

1865
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,360
Are you one of those fucking people, dude?

1866
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:50,360
You colorblind as a bitch.

1867
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:55,360
It's like Kyle's video, the day that traffic light did the red and the green light are all over this.

1868
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,360
I saw that.

1869
01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,360
What do you want?

1870
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:58,360
I saw that.

1871
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,360
I was like that for a while.

1872
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:00,360
Oh, was it?

1873
01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,360
So you're telling me you couldn't see either of those colors, have you approached that light?

1874
01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:06,360
No, Juicebox, I'm telling you that I don't see color.

1875
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:11,360
Now, I believe that this is the man that you would bang.

1876
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:12,360
I'm sorry?

1877
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:17,360
Hold on.

1878
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:18,360
No, not that one.

1879
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,360
Oh, boy.

1880
01:10:19,360 --> 01:10:22,360
I don't want to shoot that guy.

1881
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:24,360
He looks like a blobfish.

1882
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:26,360
Dude, why am I banging the button?

1883
01:10:26,360 --> 01:10:28,360
Who are you?

1884
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:31,360
The whole right side of his jaw collapsed.

1885
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:36,360
Let's say like a guppy fish.

1886
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:39,360
That's what happens when you start off looking like an old man when you're born.

1887
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:41,360
You end up being an old man.

1888
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:42,360
Sure.

1889
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,360
What freaks me out is old people's hands.

1890
01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:47,360
I don't know why, but it really fucking bothers me.

1891
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:48,360
Well, like the spots are-

1892
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,360
So would you rather get a hand job from a little person?

1893
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:51,360
No, like just the wrinkly-

1894
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:52,360
Fuck a trans person.

1895
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:53,360
Dude, it like fucks me up.

1896
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,360
Like I hate it.

1897
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,360
That dog?

1898
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:58,360
Do I got sound?

1899
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,360
Yeah, you do.

1900
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,360
This is for trickery.

1901
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:02,360
Bye, trickery.

1902
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:05,360
I am a lawman.

1903
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:07,360
Could be a lawman, dude.

1904
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,360
This is what happened last week.

1905
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:11,360
That went wild with sound ports.

1906
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:14,360
Yeah, and the pope was talking crazy shit last week.

1907
01:11:14,360 --> 01:11:17,360
He should have heard the guy.

1908
01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:21,360
He was on one.

1909
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:23,360
What's that thing he's got?

1910
01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:28,360
Juice bags.

1911
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:32,360
Juice bags.

1912
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:34,360
You know what's fun about this week, dude?

1913
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:39,360
I got no specific topic.

1914
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:40,360
Oh yeah?

1915
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:41,360
Yeah.

1916
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:42,360
Do you usually?

1917
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:43,360
Yeah.

1918
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:44,360
Okay.

1919
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:45,360
What do you mean?

1920
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:46,360
It's a hot topic.

1921
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:51,360
Sometimes I have specific topics like weird ass words or like things you didn't think

1922
01:11:51,360 --> 01:12:01,360
had a name or bread or toast or toasters, convection ovens, pizza, mummies.

1923
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,360
Don't you fucking hit that shit.

1924
01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,360
Ray.

1925
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:06,360
Way.

1926
01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:07,360
Shut up.

1927
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360
Don't tell me what the fucking dude.

1928
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
Do you understand?

1929
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:11,360
Fuck.

1930
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:14,360
All right, first random one, right?

1931
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:21,360
And for the vegan people out there or if you were to be forced to go vegan.

1932
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:22,360
Vegan to me's?

1933
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:23,360
Vegan to me's.

1934
01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:24,360
Nice.

1935
01:12:24,360 --> 01:12:29,360
These are a few things you could just fuck up every single day, dude, and you don't have

1936
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:31,360
to feel bad about the animals.

1937
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,360
Hershey's chocolate syrup.

1938
01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,360
Just the syrup, you could just eat it.

1939
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:36,360
Ritz crackers.

1940
01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,360
Okay, sounds delicious.

1941
01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:39,360
Dum dum lollipops.

1942
01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:40,360
All this together sounds fantastic.

1943
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,360
I'd pick all this over a fucking steak.

1944
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:44,360
And Oreos, dude.

1945
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,360
Wait, so that's all vegan?

1946
01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:49,360
Listen, I'm just telling the people what they want to hear.

1947
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:51,360
That's what I'm asking though, that's all vegan.

1948
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:52,360
That's all vegan.

1949
01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:53,360
Okay.

1950
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,360
Oh my boy Bobby Ross.

1951
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:59,360
It's not that exciting, I can tell you that, but it's something.

1952
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,360
Here's something I...

1953
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:02,360
Shoot, let's get crazy.

1954
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,360
Just shoot.

1955
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:06,360
Shoot, Bob.

1956
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:09,360
This one has to do with Star Wars, because I fucked with Star Wars heavily.

1957
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,360
I feel like I'm the only one here at the table.

1958
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,360
Yeah, I've never seen Star Wars.

1959
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:15,360
It's just a...

1960
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:20,360
It's the same story as Harry Potter, but they have lightsabers instead of wands.

1961
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:26,360
But Star Wars came out first, so J.K. Rowling was a fucking cheap copycat.

1962
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:33,360
The sound of the lightsaber was created by pairing the sound of an idol film projector

1963
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:36,360
and the buzz from an old TV set.

1964
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:41,360
And that was like...

1965
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,360
Crazy.

1966
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:46,360
You know they just made one?

1967
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:48,360
Disney did.

1968
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:50,360
Yeah, Disney just made like an actual lightsaber.

1969
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:51,360
You want to see it, Juice?

1970
01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,360
People who have just been dying.

1971
01:13:53,360 --> 01:13:54,360
Matt, pull up the...

1972
01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,360
Did you saw the video?

1973
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:56,360
Dude, it's so sick.

1974
01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:57,360
It's pretty dope.

1975
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:58,360
It's so sick.

1976
01:13:58,360 --> 01:13:59,360
I don't understand how...

1977
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:00,360
You see it, Carl?

1978
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:01,360
I don't understand how they did it.

1979
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:02,360
It's actually pretty fucking cool.

1980
01:14:02,360 --> 01:14:03,360
I don't care.

1981
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,360
I don't care about the science.

1982
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,360
It's cool.

1983
01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:11,360
Well, the guy before that made one out of a fucking oxy-acetylene torch.

1984
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,360
Well, yeah, that's...

1985
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:15,360
He controlled the jet setting to where like the...

1986
01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:21,360
He bought the world's most expensive glassblower torch and he angled all the jets to...

1987
01:14:21,360 --> 01:14:23,360
It's pretty fucking dope, though.

1988
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:24,360
Well, he turned it all...

1989
01:14:24,360 --> 01:14:26,360
Can it kill people?

1990
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,360
I mean, it literally...

1991
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:29,360
This one, no.

1992
01:14:29,360 --> 01:14:30,360
Extends that.

1993
01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:34,360
I imagine Disney would not release a lightsaber that could actually cut somebody in half.

1994
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,360
Like there's no light beam...

1995
01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:37,360
Yeah, around it.

1996
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:38,360
...built like a tube.

1997
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:39,360
There's nothing that...

1998
01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:40,360
Yeah.

1999
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,360
Like this isn't the shit that you get at a...

2000
01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:43,360
What's it called?

2001
01:14:43,360 --> 01:14:44,360
Some image.

2002
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:48,360
Remember when we were kids growing up and we thought it was so cool when the fucking...

2003
01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:50,360
The one that had like the sleeve...

2004
01:14:50,360 --> 01:14:54,360
The different size sleeve plastic and it just lit up on those...

2005
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,360
Those were so cool.

2006
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:56,360
What happened?

2007
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,360
The lightsabers that are like stacked and they like...

2008
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,360
And then other...

2009
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,360
And you can like swing it.

2010
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,360
Like if you would have told us as kids one day that we'll still be alive when the actual

2011
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:06,360
thing comes out...

2012
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:07,360
I still have mine.

2013
01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:09,360
Dude, look up new fucking Super Soakers.

2014
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:10,360
I have one.

2015
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:11,360
I wish I was a fucking kid.

2016
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:12,360
I had one.

2017
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,360
I have a Darth Maul lightsaber and I got Luke's original one from the 80s.

2018
01:15:15,360 --> 01:15:17,360
I wasn't a nerd so I didn't have one, but...

2019
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:19,360
I used to beat the shit out of kids with them.

2020
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,360
I was good.

2021
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,360
I was good at Jedi.

2022
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:22,360
Dude, watch.

2023
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:23,360
It just...

2024
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:24,360
It just did that.

2025
01:15:24,360 --> 01:15:26,360
It was like, yeah, but can you fight with it or does it just go through stuff just like,

2026
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:27,360
will it stop against something else?

2027
01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:32,360
So it's either like a light projected thing that comes from the handle or it's one of

2028
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:37,360
those stupid ass fucking laser show things that like they're starting to get crazy with.

2029
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:38,360
It'd be stupid.

2030
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,360
Have you seen those laser shows that they do now?

2031
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:42,360
No.

2032
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,360
I don't know what you're talking about.

2033
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:46,360
I don't know what it's called.

2034
01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,360
Are they putting lasers on sharks?

2035
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:50,360
Sharks with freaking lasers?

2036
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:51,360
No.

2037
01:15:51,360 --> 01:15:55,360
It's like, you know, like have you seen those like drone videos where it's like thousands

2038
01:15:55,360 --> 01:16:00,360
of drones and they like do those wicked fucking like projections of like 3D things in the

2039
01:16:00,360 --> 01:16:01,360
sky?

2040
01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:09,360
Well, somewhere in China or Japan, they have full blown 3D laser shows and you can...

2041
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,360
Where it's like holograms?

2042
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,360
Yeah, dude.

2043
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,360
Why is that stupid?

2044
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:18,360
He's saying if that lightsaber is that, it's stupid.

2045
01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:19,360
Yeah, I think it's stupid.

2046
01:16:19,360 --> 01:16:20,360
Because you can't hit somebody with it.

2047
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:25,360
Somewhere in that convention building, like if the laser technology was set up...

2048
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,360
You shouldn't hit anybody with it anyway.

2049
01:16:27,360 --> 01:16:28,360
Well, that's the point of being a kid.

2050
01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:29,360
You can't cut anybody with it.

2051
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,360
Because you get the lightsaber and you beat somebody with it.

2052
01:16:30,360 --> 01:16:32,360
I mean, if he can kill somebody, it probably...

2053
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:34,360
Yeah, if you can kill somebody, don't swing it at him.

2054
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,360
That's like...

2055
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,360
Lift the gun and then you give it to him.

2056
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:40,360
That's why I always got my longsword taken away from me when I was a kid.

2057
01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:42,360
Spill in the blood of too many innocent.

2058
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,360
It's like when Isaiah bought those kindoo sticks and immediately we went in the backyards and

2059
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:48,360
started beating each other with it and realized how hard they fucking hurt.

2060
01:16:48,360 --> 01:16:50,360
Especially if you hit somebody in the ankle with it.

2061
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:52,360
Yeah, some of those things are wicked.

2062
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:53,360
But uh...

2063
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,360
Pink Floyd does those at their shows.

2064
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,360
I got another one for you, dude.

2065
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:00,360
I don't know if...

2066
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,360
I don't know if we're talking about one of these, but...

2067
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,360
Uh...

2068
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,360
Fight Club?

2069
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:05,360
Has everybody seen it?

2070
01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:06,360
We're not supposed to talk about it.

2071
01:17:06,360 --> 01:17:08,360
We're not supposed to talk about Fight Club?

2072
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,360
It's the first rule of Fight Club.

2073
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,360
Have you watched fucking Fight Club?

2074
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:12,360
Jesus Christ, Jesus.

2075
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:13,360
I've never even...

2076
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:14,360
I'm talking about the making of the...

2077
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:15,360
I've never even seen the movie and I know that.

2078
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,360
I'm talking about the making of the movie.

2079
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:17,360
Not supposed to talk about it.

2080
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,360
Not supposed to talk about Fight Club.

2081
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:19,360
What about it?

2082
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,360
In every single scene there's a Starbucks coffee cup somewhere in it.

2083
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:23,360
Is that on purpose?

2084
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:24,360
Yeah.

2085
01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,360
Okay.

2086
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,360
I don't know if it was like a sponsorship thing or if like one of the people...

2087
01:17:28,360 --> 01:17:29,360
So like Game of Thrones?

2088
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:30,360
Absolutely...

2089
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,360
Well that was accidental.

2090
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:36,360
That was an accidental cup that they left on set when they...

2091
01:17:36,360 --> 01:17:39,360
If you've never seen Game of Thrones there was a scene when the episode came out...

2092
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:40,360
It's like one of the rockers...

2093
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:44,360
They were having like a dinner and since it's set in like ancient times there was a Starbucks

2094
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:45,360
coffee cup in the middle of the table.

2095
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:48,360
I thought it was on a fucking hillside.

2096
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,360
No, it was during a dinner.

2097
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:53,360
It was on like a valley and it was next to a rock when they were filming it.

2098
01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:54,360
No, it was during a dinner.

2099
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:55,360
It was sitting right on the table.

2100
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:56,360
I wish you were in a valley next to a rock.

2101
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:57,360
We weren't there.

2102
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:58,360
We don't know.

2103
01:17:58,360 --> 01:17:59,360
I wish you were in a valley next to a rock.

2104
01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:00,360
I wouldn't be upset about that.

2105
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,360
There's dragons and nothing.

2106
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,360
I wish you were in a valley next to a rock.

2107
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:04,360
I don't think so.

2108
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:05,360
But then next they immediately...

2109
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,360
Rock in a rock place.

2110
01:18:06,360 --> 01:18:10,360
They immediately edited the episode and re-released it so that it wasn't in the scene anymore.

2111
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:11,360
Give me the soundboard.

2112
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,360
Okay.

2113
01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:13,360
For what, dude?

2114
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:18,360
Let's take drugs and go down on each other.

2115
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:19,360
He never said that.

2116
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:22,360
I definitely don't think he said that, dude.

2117
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:24,360
I mean, I don't know.

2118
01:18:24,360 --> 01:18:25,360
Dog meat.

2119
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:28,360
Have we talked about the Cookie Monster's real name?

2120
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:30,360
I don't think so.

2121
01:18:30,360 --> 01:18:31,360
I don't think so.

2122
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:34,360
But I don't remember it, so bring it back up.

2123
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,360
Douglas Von Stuf.

2124
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,360
Yeah, I don't remember talking about the Cookie Dog's real name.

2125
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:39,360
The Cookie Man's real dog name.

2126
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,360
What?

2127
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,360
Dude, who's my who?

2128
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:43,360
Who the hell's plug?

2129
01:18:43,360 --> 01:18:47,360
The Cookie Dog Monster's name?

2130
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:49,360
Yeah, the Cookie Dog Monster.

2131
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,360
The Cookie Dog Monster.

2132
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:51,360
It's named Douglas.

2133
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:52,360
The Monster Dog Cookie Man.

2134
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,360
I see, that's the monster.

2135
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,360
One cookie.

2136
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,360
The Monster Cookie Man.

2137
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,360
It's Sid.

2138
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:57,360
Cookie.

2139
01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:59,360
You did say this before.

2140
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:00,360
Sid.

2141
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:01,360
Yeah.

2142
01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,360
Cookie for me.

2143
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:03,360
Cookie for you.

2144
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:04,360
It just bugs me.

2145
01:19:04,360 --> 01:19:05,360
I don't like it.

2146
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,360
Well, didn't they try to make him into the vegetable monster for a little bit?

2147
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,360
Yeah.

2148
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:13,360
And Bert and Ernie weren't allowed to sleep in the same bed anymore.

2149
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:15,360
And now gay marriage is legal.

2150
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,360
Robert Decker.

2151
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:19,360
You're the one.

2152
01:19:19,360 --> 01:19:22,360
You make the bathtub so fun.

2153
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:26,360
I can tell you a fear.

2154
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,360
A weird fear.

2155
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:34,360
And a vegan definitely would not have this fear.

2156
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:39,360
It's called lacanophobia, which is the fear of vegetables.

2157
01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:40,360
Oh yeah?

2158
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,360
People out there in this world would be scared of frigging broccoli.

2159
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:45,360
It might be a different type of vegetable.

2160
01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:48,360
People out there would be looking at it, caring, and they're like, oh my fucking god.

2161
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,360
Have you ever seen that?

2162
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:52,360
Maybe it's a fear of people on life support.

2163
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,360
I'm sorry.

2164
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:57,360
Yeah, it could be a different type of vegetable.

2165
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,360
I see what you're saying, but my statistic-

2166
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:02,360
They're like, oh no, the beeping, the beeping.

2167
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:09,360
My statistic is based on actual growing vegetables.

2168
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,360
Oh no.

2169
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:16,360
I was going to throw in the socks with the rubber stripes on the bottom for grip.

2170
01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:21,360
Did you ever see my strange addiction with the lady that ate cheesy potatoes all the time?

2171
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:23,360
I saw the one the girl ate with the powder, right?

2172
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:24,360
Yeah.

2173
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:27,360
I saw the one the girl ate with the couch foam, dude.

2174
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:28,360
But they tried to give her broccoli.

2175
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:29,360
Just like a baby pit bull.

2176
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:34,360
They tried to give her broccoli and her just smelling it, she started gagging and then crying frantically.

2177
01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:36,360
She said, cheesy potatoes.

2178
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:40,360
Literally, she would only eat cheesy potatoes.

2179
01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:43,360
At lunch, she would go to Wendy's and get tots with cheese on them.

2180
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:47,360
And yes, if you're wondering, she looked like she only ate cheesy potatoes.

2181
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:49,360
Remember the bitch that huffs gasoline, dude?

2182
01:20:49,360 --> 01:20:51,360
She liked gasoline in water bottles.

2183
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:53,360
She had taken everywhere she went.

2184
01:20:53,360 --> 01:20:57,360
Intervention and my strange addiction are my fucking guilty pleasures.

2185
01:20:57,360 --> 01:21:02,360
Because any time I feel bad about my life, I watch that and I go, I'm doing great.

2186
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:04,360
Someone else eats dryer sheets.

2187
01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,360
Hoarders. Hoarders makes your house look super clean.

2188
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,360
Hoarders, dude, always makes me feel great.

2189
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:11,360
Because yeah, they got a whole room with newspapers.

2190
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:13,360
A lot of people are like, you know what, toilet doesn't work.

2191
01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,360
I'm just going to shit on the floor.

2192
01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:15,360
Yeah.

2193
01:21:15,360 --> 01:21:17,360
And then we're going to collect it.

2194
01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:19,360
I'll never be able to fix this issue, so just let me...

2195
01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:24,360
There was one I seen where they slept on the trash because it got to the point that they had nowhere to go,

2196
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:26,360
so they just laid on the trash that they had.

2197
01:21:26,360 --> 01:21:29,360
I was like, hell, how do you get to that point?

2198
01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:33,360
When I've been pissing and shitting on this floor for 10 years.

2199
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:38,360
Dude, there were like 30 some cats dead, buried under trash in the one episode, dude.

2200
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:40,360
Like they just couldn't get out.

2201
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:41,360
They were in the freezer.

2202
01:21:41,360 --> 01:21:46,360
Yeah, dude, and like she shit like in the sink and in the tub.

2203
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:47,360
This may be out there.

2204
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:48,360
Like after the toilet was bad.

2205
01:21:48,360 --> 01:21:50,360
This may be, and you guys are going to...

2206
01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:51,360
I'm like getting chills.

2207
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,360
Clean your house and people.

2208
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:56,360
I think those people should be euthanized, and that's all I'm going to say.

2209
01:21:56,360 --> 01:21:58,360
Clean your houses.

2210
01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,360
Put them down.

2211
01:21:58,360 --> 01:21:59,360
Fuck.

2212
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,360
No, no, no.

2213
01:22:00,360 --> 01:22:02,360
These are the types of people...

2214
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:03,360
That tried to open the plane doors.

2215
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,360
Them and Chomos...

2216
01:22:05,360 --> 01:22:06,360
Chomos?

2217
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:07,360
What's a Chomo?

2218
01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,360
Chivalester.

2219
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,360
Oh.

2220
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,360
Chomo, that's what they call Chivalester, Chomo.

2221
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,360
I'm out of time.

2222
01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:13,360
Yeah, I didn't know we abbreviated it.

2223
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:14,360
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2224
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:15,360
I thought they were called petties.

2225
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:17,360
Sound like a racial slur for a second.

2226
01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:18,360
Chomo, Chomo.

2227
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,360
Chimo is kind of the same thing.

2228
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:21,360
Wouldn't it be a Chimo, dude, not a Chomo?

2229
01:22:21,360 --> 01:22:23,360
Chomos, that's what they call them Chomos.

2230
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:24,360
Look, we'll look it up.

2231
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:25,360
I bet you it'll tell you what it is.

2232
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,360
So they're from the Spanish descent?

2233
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,360
That's what I was saying, dude.

2234
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:30,360
Prison Slime for Chomo, dude.

2235
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,360
What's up, SA?

2236
01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,360
Prison Slime for Chivalester, Chomo.

2237
01:22:33,360 --> 01:22:34,360
Interesting.

2238
01:22:34,360 --> 01:22:36,360
Saying it with my motherfucking Chomos.

2239
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:37,360
Yeah, so...

2240
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,360
I guess it's not cool to say.

2241
01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:40,360
Chomo.

2242
01:22:40,360 --> 01:22:41,360
Yeah, I wouldn't promote that.

2243
01:22:41,360 --> 01:22:42,360
You don't want to be a Chomo.

2244
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,360
I never even knew a Chomo was even a real thing.

2245
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:46,360
I gotta stop calling you that.

2246
01:22:46,360 --> 01:22:48,360
What the fuck, dude?

2247
01:22:48,360 --> 01:22:49,360
That's what you're in my phone at.

2248
01:22:49,360 --> 01:22:51,360
Chilling with my Chomies.

2249
01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:52,360
Oh my God, dude.

2250
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,360
Now we need to...

2251
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:54,360
I call him Chomi.

2252
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:56,360
Oh my God, dude.

2253
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:58,360
And this is the point where we tell you,

2254
01:22:58,360 --> 01:23:02,360
we want to thank you for listening to the Brother Man podcast.

2255
01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,360
Like us, subscribe us.

2256
01:23:04,360 --> 01:23:07,360
But do one thing further than that.

2257
01:23:07,360 --> 01:23:08,360
Oh.

2258
01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:10,360
And listen, I have a theory that might work.

2259
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:14,360
You might get banned from Facebook for a little bit, but do this for me.

2260
01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,360
Each and every single one of you listening right now

2261
01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:20,360
are probably in a group on Facebook.

2262
01:23:20,360 --> 01:23:23,360
Has absolutely nothing to do with podcasts.

2263
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:24,360
But here's what you're going to do, dude.

2264
01:23:24,360 --> 01:23:25,360
Just for shits and gigs.

2265
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:27,360
I'm not on Facebook.

2266
01:23:27,360 --> 01:23:28,360
Yeah.

2267
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:29,360
I tell you this every week.

2268
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:31,360
They're going to comment a link.

2269
01:23:31,360 --> 01:23:35,360
You're going to comment our Linktree link on your favorite Facebook group.

2270
01:23:35,360 --> 01:23:36,360
Just post it.

2271
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,360
No, it's not.

2272
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,360
You pull out your phone, which you're on right fucking now.

2273
01:23:39,360 --> 01:23:41,360
You're going to go on Facebook.

2274
01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,360
You're at a red light.

2275
01:23:43,360 --> 01:23:44,360
You're at a red light.

2276
01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:45,360
You're driving right now.

2277
01:23:45,360 --> 01:23:46,360
Hopefully you're not driving.

2278
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:47,360
I'm paying attention.

2279
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:51,360
But you are on your phone because you're using it to listen to this, Probs.

2280
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:54,360
You're going to share it.

2281
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,360
Thank you.

2282
01:23:55,360 --> 01:23:57,360
I love you.

2283
01:23:57,360 --> 01:23:58,360
Deuces, baby.

2284
01:23:58,360 --> 01:23:59,360
Let me the fuck out of here.

2285
01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:18,360
You don't even mean that.