1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 brother man 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:14,000 mans 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:21,000 brother man 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:26,000 hell yeah brother 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:31,000 hell yeah bruh 6 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 yeeeeeeeeee 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,000 yeeee 8 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:36,000 it is 9 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,000 woop 10 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,000 ladies and gentlemen 11 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 it is finally here 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 the day of reckoning 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,000 welcome back 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,000 to the fucking brother man podcast 15 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 WHOA 16 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,000 and our brother maniacs 17 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,000 how we doin people how we doin 18 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,300 We got everybody in the studio except for our boy Carl 19 00:00:56,020 --> 00:01:03,020 He's gonna be taking off for this friggin episode. That's ridiculous. You're right Carl. That's pretty ridiculous, dude 20 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:08,100 But you know we we managed to score a last-minute guest 21 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:14,080 Maybe we can talk him in turn himself in if not, we're gonna hunt him down. I agree 22 00:01:15,020 --> 00:01:19,320 We we managed to score and I hope you're watching this week's episode 23 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:22,500 I hope they've been uploading to YouTube 24 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:26,960 We got Pope Francis ladies and gentlemen 25 00:01:28,820 --> 00:01:30,820 He's chilling 26 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:35,660 Shoot let's get crazy how crazy we feel like getting dude 27 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:40,040 I mean like you know we only got about an hour and a half worth of a 28 00:01:40,460 --> 00:01:45,940 Crazy time before you got to get out of here didn't get back in the bulletproof. We're gonna go out and grab someone 29 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:50,500 I know you're gonna go out there. I mean like you have to it's why you said you have to leave in an hour and a half 30 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:52,500 But it's all good. It's all good 31 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:55,420 Speaking right now is your man juice 32 00:01:55,900 --> 00:02:00,700 With me are two of the three peeps that I just mentioned. We got my boy Matt 33 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:12,000 This week that's right, and then we have the key man the button bopper the knob nerler 34 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:15,060 whoop the dot-bot 35 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:18,740 Whoop we're not sponsored by whoop. Don't worry about it 36 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:22,500 Don't even worry about it. This goes out to all my jugalose 37 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:24,820 boys do we 38 00:02:24,820 --> 00:02:29,900 So this week is the announcing let's have one more of the winner 39 00:02:30,420 --> 00:02:36,340 Yeah, the winners shall I say not even a winner. I don't make a sign. It's just a singular thing going on here 40 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:38,340 We have three winners 41 00:02:38,340 --> 00:02:46,420 I mean we figure it out yet, but but we have a raffle thing set up. We got all the entries in 42 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:52,820 All right on fucking a right dude, and you can't fucking set it better right 43 00:02:54,980 --> 00:03:00,620 Yes, we got all the entries in it's on this little generator thing do we want to do that 44 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:05,760 Do we want to do that now we want to hit it? I mean we we could I mean you know 45 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:10,700 I mean you already mentioned you might as well just get into it. Yeah, we can either keep the people waiting or we can give 46 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:12,700 The people what they want 47 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:18,640 You want to give them what they want my name of all I like you I like six 48 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:26,620 It's nice. Let's do it, baby. I mean this pretty nice is very nice very very nice 49 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,620 all right, so 50 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:32,140 We did the 51 00:03:32,140 --> 00:03:34,020 the post 52 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:36,020 It was up for a week 53 00:03:36,140 --> 00:03:38,260 Tell them about it. Tell them what we tell what we did 54 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:46,860 Shout out to the people that did do it we got some new followers the one the one 55 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:53,260 Contestant tagged just a whole bunch of celebrities. I thought it was fucking hilarious 56 00:03:57,940 --> 00:04:02,380 Do you want me to go live? I mean we can go live on Instagram just to let the people know 57 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,620 you 58 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,620 cooking fucking fuck 59 00:04:05,940 --> 00:04:11,500 Come on be nice. Tell me really not fucking cooking. Hey be fucking pepper farm. I try one dude. Oh 60 00:04:12,020 --> 00:04:13,740 Yeah, I 61 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:20,140 Like I fucking fuck you. I like dark chocolates. I mean no no bad, but it's more smoke 62 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,740 No, I hope they will be there's the notification 63 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:29,620 All right, do that cookies delicious 64 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:35,060 So I'm assuming when we are serious saying what the flavor of these it's interesting 65 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:43,380 Are we doing first place a third place like on this you tell me on the generator 66 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:46,100 How do you have it set up? 67 00:04:46,100 --> 00:04:48,660 You can do it whatever order you want, but 68 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:55,740 Every time it every time it spins whoever wins will be that turn is eliminated from future winning 69 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,740 So we should do third to first 70 00:04:57,740 --> 00:04:59,740 Okay 71 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:00,860 Fair 72 00:05:00,860 --> 00:05:05,140 All right, so you want me to get the wheel out? Yeah bust the wheel out. All right 73 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:09,100 What do I do man? Just click it all you have to do is click it 74 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:13,060 So we're ready to go to third place. This will be for third. What do you want to third place? 75 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:17,620 Yeah, really, I mean because of all of the entries once you think that like 76 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:21,900 Should we do first first 77 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:27,260 Do not ours first. Mmm. No, typically it's third to first 78 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:34,260 Yeah, I would think you do last first. Okay, and then first would be the last one. All right, so let's start off with 79 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:41,660 So I don't know you want to do this what is what is the third place prize so third place prize is 80 00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:46,180 this sticker pack well one of these sticker packs in my hand right now and 81 00:05:46,620 --> 00:05:49,900 the bag that all these stickers are in is going to be the 82 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:53,100 bag in which you are going to fart in 83 00:05:54,260 --> 00:05:58,060 Hopefully I don't shit it depending on the size of like, you know 84 00:05:58,060 --> 00:06:02,020 How big of a fart you're thinking we might throw it in a bigger sandwich Ziploc 85 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:06,620 Do you have a 37 gallon construction bag by chance? 86 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:12,060 I mean we is I'll fill it with fart and we can literally float the stickers to them 87 00:06:12,060 --> 00:06:15,660 I have like metallic sharpies so we can write on like a black trash bag 88 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:18,060 If you feel like you're gonna load that big of a bag up 89 00:06:18,060 --> 00:06:22,060 I think I can put a load in that we can do that and then your sticker pack right here 90 00:06:22,060 --> 00:06:27,740 It will be inside of whatever bag size to fill up the fart will be able to penetrate the sticker 91 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:32,780 All right, let's do this. Third place spin ready. Can I get a drum roll, please? 92 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:35,820 Yeah, do you have a drum roll button on that or do I just have to go like 93 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:38,620 He's doing two things at once. Yeah, I'm fucking trying to 94 00:06:38,620 --> 00:06:49,020 I don't have a drum roll button. Oh my god. Just do a drum roll. Just 95 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:55,020 Here we go. It's a 10 second spin. We're rolling. We're rolling. Oh, it's slowing down. Oh, dude the suspense 96 00:06:55,020 --> 00:07:05,020 Ooh, Kaitlyn rolling face sideways. We got rolling face sideways. Sir, you have won yourself a signed fart bag and a sticker pack, dude 97 00:07:05,020 --> 00:07:10,220 Yeah, I happen to know who this is and he will love the smells of those farts. You're goddamn right 98 00:07:10,220 --> 00:07:12,220 You're gonna love that fart bag. It's gonna be where I saw it one day 99 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:18,780 What do I do Anthony? Oh, you just spin again. All right. Second place, which is this custom 100 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:23,420 And another sticker pack 101 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:27,020 Morley 303 102 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:32,220 By the way, these are all the Instagram handles. They're not the actual name. No, I figured these were names 103 00:07:32,220 --> 00:07:36,220 When do you think our society is gonna reach a point? I was just saying for people listening 104 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:40,220 Because people might not like who the fuck's blob marley 303, you know what I mean? 105 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:44,220 That might have the people fucked up. Clearly that's his real name 106 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:48,220 And clearly he burns or maybe he doesn't burn at all. I don't know. He might not burn 107 00:07:48,220 --> 00:07:52,220 Kyle is currently asking for a redo even though we haven't done first place yet 108 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,220 Yeah, Kyle, my dude, my dude 109 00:07:54,220 --> 00:07:56,220 When? Yeah, we're waiting on first 110 00:07:56,220 --> 00:08:02,220 Do you think society will ever reach a point where we're starting to name our kids like what their Instagram handles are? 111 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:04,220 Like that'd be a good Instagram handle when they're older 112 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:06,220 Yeah, like yeah, this would be great 113 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:10,220 I've been thinking about renaming Uber Steezy dude. I don't know how I feel about it 114 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,220 What is first place's prize? 115 00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:22,220 So we don't have all the things here, but we have the sign frame print of the brother man logo 116 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:30,220 It's not here. You'll get it though. Signed by your favorite non-famous podcasters 117 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:32,220 Thank you for that 118 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,220 Smells great 119 00:08:34,220 --> 00:08:36,220 Kyle also said Hammer Rice will be his first born 120 00:08:36,220 --> 00:08:40,220 Yo, do you have the box of the Lithuanian plus chips here? 121 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:42,220 Fuck, I forgot to bring those 122 00:08:42,220 --> 00:08:44,220 You can't bring the plus chips, but we do have them. This is not 123 00:08:44,220 --> 00:08:46,220 I knew I was forgetting something 124 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,220 This is not fraud. And you're also gonna get 125 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:52,220 Some of these god damn stickers right here 126 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:56,220 And for anyone that didn't know, yeah so Blobert, you won yourself a fucking travel mug 127 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,220 I think that's what he wanted too 128 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:02,220 I think he specifically said, can I pick my prize? 129 00:09:02,220 --> 00:09:04,220 He picked his prize because he wanted a travel mug 130 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:08,220 So right there he spoke it to existence, the universe aligned with him 131 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,220 So that one's going out to Colorado 132 00:09:10,220 --> 00:09:14,220 Let's see if the universe is still aligning with those Instagram comments 133 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:16,220 Because somebody really wanted to win number one 134 00:09:16,220 --> 00:09:18,220 Drummer Mike get real pissed, is he watching? 135 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,220 No, he currently is not 136 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,220 Okay, ready? 137 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:24,220 Drummer juice box 138 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,220 Let's try a mic tap, see what happens 139 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,220 Yeah 140 00:09:28,220 --> 00:09:30,220 I'm sorry if you don't like the sound of it 141 00:09:30,220 --> 00:09:32,220 No, that's really good actually 142 00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:34,220 I think 143 00:09:38,220 --> 00:09:41,220 Oh my god, we got Jimbo in the house dude 144 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,220 Jim Garry in the double zero one 145 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,220 Zero one 146 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:47,220 Alright Jimbo 147 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,220 You got a signed picture my dude 148 00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:51,220 Yeah, I can't wait to see his face eat his pussy chips 149 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,220 I wonder if he's going to eat them 150 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:55,220 Yeah, he's going to eat them, what do you mean? 151 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,220 Well you never know, he might be just like 152 00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:59,220 He's going to hold it like as a novelty 153 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:01,220 He can keep the box dude and he can tell the story about them 154 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:05,220 I wasn't going to eat the other bag, I was just going to hold them and let them in there 155 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:08,220 Hopefully they're still within the eating range, they should be though 156 00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:12,220 They should be, I mean I don't know how long it took them to get from Lithuania to here 157 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:16,220 I know one person who's going to be very upset that they did not win 158 00:10:16,220 --> 00:10:18,220 Especially since that wheel stopped 159 00:10:18,220 --> 00:10:20,220 And he had the most accessories too dude 160 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:24,220 The crazy thing is all the people that won only entered one time 161 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:27,220 We have someone that entered quite a few times dude 162 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,220 And uh 163 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:31,220 Go ahead 164 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,220 Listen, listen 165 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,220 This is what happened 166 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:37,220 You didn't tag enough people 167 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:39,220 That's what it came down to 168 00:10:39,220 --> 00:10:41,220 He would have tagged 10, 15 times 169 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:43,220 If you would have tagged your entire friends list 170 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,220 Like I hypothetically suggested 171 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,220 The probability of you winning 172 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:49,220 Look this is what happened 173 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,220 You fell off dude, you got hype for a couple minutes 174 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:53,220 You were enjoying it 175 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:55,220 Tagging all the Kardashians for me 176 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:57,220 And tagging fucking Tim Dillon 177 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:59,220 I forget who else he tagged 178 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:01,220 He pulled the juice box, went real hard at the inception 179 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,220 And then was like ehh 180 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,220 What do you mean dude? 181 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:07,220 No I'm not saying anything, just continue 182 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:09,220 There was enough posts to remind everybody 183 00:11:09,220 --> 00:11:11,220 What are you even referring to? 184 00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,220 There was enough posts on stories and everything else 185 00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:15,220 To keep reminding people to keep entering 186 00:11:15,220 --> 00:11:17,220 Yeah I mean listen dude 187 00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:19,220 You did a good job this week with keeping it 188 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,220 You could have tagged all those bots 189 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,220 You could have you know whatever dude 190 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:25,220 You could have tagged accounts that don't even exist 191 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:27,220 Just put the fucking at symbol and typed random shit in there 192 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,220 And I wouldn't have cared 193 00:11:29,220 --> 00:11:31,220 It all would have counted 194 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:33,220 And no one tagged Slayer, I'm kinda disappointed dude 195 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,220 You know what? We'll have to 196 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:37,220 Maybe we'll do another 197 00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,220 Giveaway in the future cause you guys did a really good job 198 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:41,220 With this I think 199 00:11:41,220 --> 00:11:43,220 Yeah I think we should do it, that was a lot of fun 200 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,220 Shout out to you guys 201 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,220 Next one's gonna be a 30 tier giveaway 202 00:11:47,220 --> 00:11:49,220 Nah we ain't doing that 203 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:51,220 We didn't even have 30 entries 204 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:53,220 That's how you know you guarantee everybody to win 205 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:55,220 Everybody gets a trophy 206 00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,220 We ain't even, listen 207 00:11:57,220 --> 00:11:59,220 Y'all fell off dude 208 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,220 But I appreciate the effort 209 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,220 Of the people that did do it 210 00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,220 How are you gonna make it their fault? 211 00:12:05,220 --> 00:12:07,220 Nah it's not their fault 212 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,220 It's called victim blame 213 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:11,220 Well I was blaming one specific person 214 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:13,220 That's gonna be really pissed dude 215 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,220 But he'll be alright 216 00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,220 I think he'll be fine 217 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:19,220 How do you happen? 218 00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,220 That's life, you roll with the punches 219 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:23,220 We're no longer Instagram live 220 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,220 It's not like he had to pay for it 221 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,220 Bye everybody 222 00:12:27,220 --> 00:12:29,220 It's not like he had to pay 223 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:31,220 I am currently going to message everybody 224 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,220 It was just a free thing 225 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,220 Yeah 226 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,220 But you know like if 227 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,220 We put this shit on blast 228 00:12:41,220 --> 00:12:43,220 How many followers and subscribers 229 00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,220 Did we get? Did you do the followers? 230 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,220 I didn't do subscribers but I know followers 231 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,220 We gained like 15 232 00:12:49,220 --> 00:12:51,220 But I didn't do subscribers for the podcast 233 00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:53,220 Which I'm sure also went up because we had 234 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:55,220 More clicks on that than anything 235 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,220 But I didn't check to see how many more 236 00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:59,220 People subscribed to the podcast 237 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:01,220 Interesting 238 00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:03,220 Our goal was originally to increase social media 239 00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:05,220 So we accomplished what we 240 00:13:05,220 --> 00:13:07,220 Set out to do 241 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,220 Yeah 242 00:13:09,220 --> 00:13:11,220 I think 243 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,220 I think there's this like weird thing with 244 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:15,220 Podcasting, not doing it 245 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,220 But talking about it 246 00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,220 I feel like a lot of people are like 247 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:21,220 Fed up with 248 00:13:21,220 --> 00:13:23,220 I don't think 249 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:25,220 Anyone's fed up with fat asses 250 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:27,220 Your Holiness 251 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:29,220 I think you need to chill out 252 00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,220 Jesus 253 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:33,220 Dude is he cranking one out over here 254 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,220 In the corner? Like what are you doing dog? 255 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,220 You motherfuckers 256 00:13:37,220 --> 00:13:39,220 No you motherfucker what are you doing dude 257 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:41,220 You're disrupting this shit right now 258 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:43,220 No my bad my bad 259 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:45,220 Nah dude it ain't you it's this fucking mouthy guy over here 260 00:13:45,220 --> 00:13:47,220 It's Pope Francis he's inside of me 261 00:13:47,220 --> 00:13:49,220 And I have no control over it 262 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:51,220 I can call the first place winner 263 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:53,220 And we can personally let him know he just won 264 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:57,220 Do it dude give him a call 265 00:13:57,220 --> 00:13:59,220 We'll hook up the bluetooth to the thing dude 266 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,220 You want me to have another one of those dude? 267 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:03,220 Yeah as long as you don't lip smack on a microphone 268 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,220 Lip 269 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,220 Oh was I doing that on the last cookie? 270 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,220 Disconnect the laptop 271 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:11,220 I'll step back dude 272 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:13,220 I just lip smack like I just did there 273 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,220 I try not to 274 00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,220 It happens 275 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,220 It happens 276 00:14:23,220 --> 00:14:25,220 I mean we could call everybody but I think it would be more fun 277 00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,220 If we just call him and let him know that he won first place 278 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:31,220 We should call the person that entered so many times too 279 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,220 And let him know he didn't win 280 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:43,220 I think we should just call somebody every episode 281 00:14:43,220 --> 00:14:45,220 Just for no reason 282 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,220 Bro that's what I was telling you 283 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,220 A couple episodes ago 284 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:51,220 And you're like 285 00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,220 We have four people as friggin hosts 286 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,220 Why do you want to call somebody else? 287 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,220 I don't know it would be fun 288 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:59,220 Damn 289 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,220 Damn dude 290 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,220 We'll see if he calls back 291 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,220 Maybe he's eating food or something 292 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,220 Oh I hit the wrong button 293 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:09,220 But congratulations 294 00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,220 It's all the winners 295 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,220 Thank you for participating 296 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,220 Maybe we'll have more 297 00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,220 Participation 298 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,220 If we 299 00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:25,220 Up the 300 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,220 Up the prizes 301 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,220 Because I mean really you have to think 302 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,220 Some people might have gotten thrown off 303 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,220 Because we were giving a fart bag dude 304 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,220 Like who wants to win a bag fart? 305 00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,220 You know? 306 00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,220 Who doesn't? 307 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,220 Probably a lot of people 308 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:43,220 Who's bag farted is? 309 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,220 Who's bag fart hypothetically do you think is worth the most? 310 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,220 I gave you my five yesterday 311 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:49,220 I'm sorry? 312 00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,220 We were talking about this 313 00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,220 Something like this yesterday 314 00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,220 What was it? Celebrities that I would 315 00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,220 What were we talking about? 316 00:15:57,220 --> 00:15:59,220 What were we talking about? 317 00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,220 When we were coming back from picking up dog's truck bed 318 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:03,220 We were just 319 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:05,220 I forget what we were talking about 320 00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:07,220 You said something about how you like 321 00:16:07,220 --> 00:16:09,220 Jenna Ortega 322 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:11,220 And shit like that 323 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,220 Aubrey Plaza 324 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,220 And you said you would do something 325 00:16:15,220 --> 00:16:17,220 Along the lines where like 326 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:19,220 You would suck farts out of a butt or something 327 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:21,220 Yeah that's basically 328 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,220 The same question 329 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:25,220 See what I'm asking y'all 330 00:16:25,220 --> 00:16:27,220 You can't answer 331 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,220 Yourself for this question 332 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,220 Whose fart do you think is worth the most? 333 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,220 I don't know if we can reconnect 334 00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:35,220 Whose bag fart? It's having a stroke 335 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,220 Oh I didn't try one 336 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,220 If I click the pair button it doesn't try and pair 337 00:16:39,220 --> 00:16:41,220 It was empty in that one 338 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:43,220 Oh because it's still trying to 339 00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,220 Connect to the air pods 340 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,220 But even with this 341 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,220 Like if I click the button 342 00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:51,220 It's not doing what it's supposed to be doing 343 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,220 Everyone's just trying to avoid my fart question dude 344 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,220 And I see how it is 345 00:16:55,220 --> 00:16:57,220 I get it 346 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,220 Can you un-pair it? 347 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,220 Yeah can you un-pair it? 348 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,220 Do you know how to do that? Nah 349 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,220 Un-pair it? You un-pair it 350 00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,220 MWAAA 351 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:09,220 I was waiting for that 352 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,220 Ah 353 00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,220 Right click it 354 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,220 I don't think it's gonna connect 355 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:19,220 Because this is not 356 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:21,220 Being friendly to me right now 357 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,220 Listen man 358 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:27,220 I'm listening 359 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,220 I really don't know what to 360 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,220 What to say here 361 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,220 Congratulations to the people who won 362 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:37,220 I already did that 363 00:17:37,220 --> 00:17:39,220 I'm just reiterating 364 00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,220 I mean not like we should already talk about 365 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,220 Doing it again 366 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,220 For the 100th episode I think maybe we should do 367 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,220 But it's kinda 368 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:51,220 Close already though 369 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,220 Is it? It's May, it's the end of May 370 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,220 Which I gotta make sure I'm even gonna be here 371 00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,220 Yeah when in 372 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:01,220 What week of May is that gonna be? 373 00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:03,220 Because I'm gonna be in the Dominican 374 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,220 Republic 375 00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,220 This one is 90 so 376 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,220 10 weeks from today 377 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,220 You're gonna have to do that math slash 378 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,220 Counting for me 379 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:17,220 You know how I get down 380 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:19,220 It's the 14th 381 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,220 Will be the 100th 382 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:25,220 The 14th will not be the 100th 383 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:27,220 Probably not 384 00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:29,220 Listen let me tell you boys 385 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,220 Let me tell you about a 386 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,220 A time a kitty did some cocaine 387 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,220 Alright 388 00:18:35,220 --> 00:18:37,220 It was a pussy 389 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,220 Cocaine's no longer just for bears 390 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:41,220 The pussies are out here sniffing it too 391 00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,220 What do you think would happen to a woman if she puts cocaine on her vagina? 392 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,220 It goes numb if I had to guess 393 00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,220 You think she'd feel the effects of cocaine? 394 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,220 No 395 00:18:51,220 --> 00:18:53,220 It's the same thing as it's almost the same as 396 00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,220 Your body's absorbing it and they can get drunk through it 397 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,220 Because let me hit you 398 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,220 You get drunk through your asshole, it's the same thing 399 00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:01,220 So you're telling me 400 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:03,220 Yeah 401 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,220 And the vision's gonna be bad 402 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:07,220 So I apologize in advance 403 00:19:07,220 --> 00:19:09,220 My vision is bad, that's why I wear glasses 404 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:11,220 That's like you hypothetically saying 405 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,220 If you were to funnel cocaine through your 406 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,220 Through your pee hole 407 00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,220 I think it will 408 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:19,220 But juice, what's the difference between that and your nose? 409 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,220 What's the difference between that and your nose? 410 00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,220 That's what it's absorbing into your skin 411 00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,220 What's the difference between if you cut 412 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,220 If you cut your skin open 413 00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:29,220 You could theoretically just 414 00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:31,220 Sprinkle cocaine in your skin there 415 00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,220 And it would probably 416 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,220 That wouldn't be fun though dude 417 00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:37,220 You get the effects without 418 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:39,220 Nobody said it was fun 419 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,220 I was just asking if it was possible 420 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,220 I heard stories of people doing coke off 421 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,220 People's assholes and their asshole goes numb 422 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:47,220 Because of the cocaine 423 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,220 Yeah I mean like it probably would 424 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,220 That's what I'm saying 425 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,220 I guess it would fuck you up no matter where 426 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:55,220 In your body 427 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,220 I mean people do alcohol going 428 00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:59,220 When they fucking tampon soak it and shit 429 00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:01,220 Yeah dude it's fucking ridiculous 430 00:20:01,220 --> 00:20:03,220 Yeah it's gotta be possible 431 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,220 People used to try to spread a 432 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:07,220 Rumour around that I did that shit 433 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,220 Stop cocaine on your pussy 434 00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,220 Stop boofing shit and then people want to start these rumors 435 00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,220 I don't boof fucking alcohol 436 00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:15,220 Soak tampons dude that shit's insane 437 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,220 You're like I just get the funnel 438 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:19,220 No 439 00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:21,220 Juice does backwards keg stance 440 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,220 It's fine, he just keg sits 441 00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,220 Like if you don't have your whole face 442 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,220 Going numb like did you really even do 443 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,220 Cocaine 444 00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,220 But imagine your whole butthole going numb 445 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,220 Like your whole fucking nether region just shutting off 446 00:20:33,220 --> 00:20:35,220 I know people that 447 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,220 Did those things dude 448 00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,220 And it's wild and 449 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:43,220 But it's not the same 450 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:45,220 It might be better 451 00:20:45,220 --> 00:20:47,220 I mean 452 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:49,220 Hypothetically, allegedly it's not the same 453 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,220 It might be better though 454 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,220 The same is not always a problem 455 00:20:53,220 --> 00:20:55,220 Change is sometimes good 456 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,220 Change is sometimes good 457 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,220 Alright boys 458 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,220 So start giving cocaine to cats 459 00:21:01,220 --> 00:21:03,220 Also called a serval 460 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,220 Was rescued from a tree in Cincinnati 461 00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,220 Earlier this week 462 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:09,220 I think it was like last Monday 463 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,220 And this 464 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:15,220 This kitty cat 465 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:17,220 Tested positive for cocaine 466 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:19,220 Cocaine, cocaine accessories 467 00:21:19,220 --> 00:21:23,220 So the cat's name is actually Amiri 468 00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:25,220 That's dope 469 00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,220 Like a mirror cat 470 00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:29,220 Yeah 471 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:31,220 Amiri? Amiri cat 472 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,220 So officials say that Amiri 473 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:35,220 Escaped when his owner was pulled over by police 474 00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:37,220 On January 28th 475 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:39,220 So it wasn't 476 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:41,220 Last Thursday 477 00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:43,220 The big cat leapt from the car 478 00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:45,220 Into a tree 479 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,220 And Hamilton County dog wardens 480 00:21:47,220 --> 00:21:49,220 Responded to reports of a leopard in a tree 481 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,220 Around 2am 482 00:21:51,220 --> 00:21:53,220 They retrieved him 483 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:55,220 And brought him into the facilities 484 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:57,220 The organization's facility 485 00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:59,220 They looked over the big cat who suffered a broken leg 486 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,220 During the retrieval 487 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,220 They also performed a DNA test 488 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:05,220 Which determined the cat was a serval 489 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,220 Not a leopard, and that he had been exposed 490 00:22:07,220 --> 00:22:09,220 To cocaine 491 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,220 I cannot speak to how he was exposed to this cocaine 492 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:13,220 At the time Anderson said 493 00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:15,220 But he had the cocaine 494 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:17,220 He was dripping fat lines 495 00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:19,220 He went on to cocaine 496 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:21,220 What if he stopped a drug deal 497 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,220 Where he handed him cocaine 498 00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,220 And the fucking cat rounds the corner 499 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:27,220 And they're both like, holy shit 500 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:29,220 They drop the cocaine tick off running 501 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:31,220 Cat comes up, sniffs it 502 00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,220 That's probably exactly how it happened 503 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:35,220 Nah, personally 504 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:37,220 Or eats it because he smells it 505 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,220 Cats got really strong 506 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,220 What do you think? 507 00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,220 I think that the guy that got pulled over 508 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,220 Is cocaine, and that is his 509 00:22:45,220 --> 00:22:47,220 Designated cocaine kitty dude 510 00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:49,220 For protection purposes 511 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,220 That thing chills in the back 512 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:53,220 Bump for me, bump for the cat 513 00:22:53,220 --> 00:22:55,220 If the dude in the passenger seat that hops in the car 514 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,220 If he gets spicy 515 00:22:57,220 --> 00:22:59,220 That cat's trained to pick up on 516 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,220 You know, fucking high intense 517 00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:03,220 Tones 518 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,220 That cocaine kitty is going to rip your 519 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,220 Jugular out of your fucking neck 520 00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,220 All the pictures like the guy getting in the car 521 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,220 And be like, what's up with your friend 522 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,220 Yeah, he's like 523 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,220 He don't say much, but when he do 524 00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:17,220 Yo, your boy is sick or something, he don't look good 525 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:19,220 Yeah, he's like, man 526 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:21,220 When was the last time your boy got a haircut 527 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:23,220 Dude, your graph is 528 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,220 DANG 529 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,220 Yeah, you know what they say, leopards don't change their spots 530 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:29,220 Like, yo, your buddy just fucking 531 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:31,220 Grabbing me, man 532 00:23:31,220 --> 00:23:33,220 So 533 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,220 Yeah, they're ripping lines off of a 534 00:23:35,220 --> 00:23:37,220 Fucking stolen McDonald's food trade 535 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,220 That's probably what it was 536 00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,220 And the cat was just licking the tray 537 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:43,220 Cause it's also the same tray they eat off of 538 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,220 So that's probably what happened 539 00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:47,220 Is the owner probably does coke 540 00:23:47,220 --> 00:23:49,220 Had powder residue on something 541 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,220 I still personally 542 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,220 Think that this cat does cocaine on the regular 543 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:55,220 And because 544 00:23:55,220 --> 00:23:57,220 The cop pulled him over 545 00:23:57,220 --> 00:23:59,220 And he was forced to open up the car 546 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,220 The cat finally got out and just 547 00:24:01,220 --> 00:24:03,220 Went on a full blown rampage 548 00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,220 He's like, you think I'm going to be stuck in this wild fucking thing 549 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:07,220 I don't know about anything 550 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:09,220 I'm going to go see the world 551 00:24:09,220 --> 00:24:11,220 He's like, I'm going to go see it all 552 00:24:11,220 --> 00:24:13,220 So, servals are illegal to own in Ohio 553 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,220 As you would think and as they should be 554 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,220 It's huge 555 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:19,220 But charges are not currently being pressed against Amiri's owner 556 00:24:19,220 --> 00:24:21,220 Which, how the fuck not 557 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:23,220 If the cat had cocaine in the system 558 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:25,220 And the cat jumped out of the car 559 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,220 And they're not legal to own in the place where the guy's car was at 560 00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,220 Where the cat jumped out of it 561 00:24:29,220 --> 00:24:31,220 How is nothing being done for this guy to be like 562 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,220 Sir, we got some questions 563 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,220 At least 564 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,220 Real talk, I think this backs up my theory 565 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,220 Maybe he has more cocaine induced animals 566 00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:41,220 And they're kind of afraid to question him about it 567 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,220 No, dude, I think this backs up my theory 568 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,220 I think that this dude is the cocaine 569 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:47,220 Pusher in the area 570 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,220 And he's got some connection in the PED 571 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:55,220 Yeah, I think he's got some PED connections, dude 572 00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:57,220 Them Cincinnati cops might need to stay up for a while 573 00:24:59,220 --> 00:25:01,220 I still think 574 00:25:01,220 --> 00:25:03,220 I still think it's like a bump for me 575 00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,220 A bump for the cat 576 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,220 Because I think it's like 577 00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:09,220 People who eat food and give it to their dogs 578 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:11,220 Bite for me, bite for the dog 579 00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,220 So they're like, bump for me, bump for the cat 580 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,220 They're ripping lines off of a McDonald's fucking food tray together 581 00:25:15,220 --> 00:25:17,220 That's what's happening 582 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:19,220 He's doing key bumps while driving 583 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:21,220 He's not doing 584 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,220 A little mini thing, a glass or a mirror 585 00:25:23,220 --> 00:25:25,220 Because the cat doesn't like to see his reflection 586 00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:27,220 It's really fucking triggered, dude 587 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,220 Especially when it's high on cocaine 588 00:25:29,220 --> 00:25:31,220 The worst thing we need 589 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:33,220 Dude, the last thing that fucking 590 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,220 What type of cat is it called again? 591 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,220 A serval? 592 00:25:37,220 --> 00:25:39,220 He don't need to see another serval, dude 593 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,220 They're probably quite dominant 594 00:25:41,220 --> 00:25:43,220 So they, servals are medium 595 00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:45,220 Medium, or small to medium size 596 00:25:45,220 --> 00:25:47,220 African Wildcats 597 00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:49,220 Top out at about 40 pounds 598 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,220 They're like a bobcat 599 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,220 Just way cooler looking 600 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,220 Because they have like the spots and they're really like thin and like 601 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,220 Yeah, they're looking like a bangle, dude 602 00:25:57,220 --> 00:25:59,220 Like he's 603 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:01,220 Yeah, they're cool 604 00:26:01,220 --> 00:26:03,220 It's sick as fuck 605 00:26:03,220 --> 00:26:05,220 Yeah, so I don't know what has 606 00:26:07,220 --> 00:26:09,220 Happened since then 607 00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:11,220 Oh, here's the update 608 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,220 I just showed him to a vet 609 00:26:13,220 --> 00:26:15,220 Like, hey, my cat's sick 610 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,220 Coming with this 40 pound 611 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:19,220 African death cat 612 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,220 African death cat 613 00:26:21,220 --> 00:26:23,220 My cat has a disease 614 00:26:23,220 --> 00:26:25,220 He's a cocaine addict 615 00:26:25,220 --> 00:26:27,220 And he's very murderous at the moment 616 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:29,220 Imagine that AA meeting 617 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:31,220 You're like, this is my cat 618 00:26:31,220 --> 00:26:33,220 And he has a problem 619 00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:35,220 My name's Matt and I have a meth problem 620 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:37,220 And then you're done talking and then all you hear is 621 00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:39,220 And this is my 622 00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:41,220 And he's 623 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:43,220 The instructor's like, I'm glad to see you again Amiri 624 00:26:43,220 --> 00:26:45,220 And this is my cat 625 00:26:45,220 --> 00:26:47,220 El Chapillo 626 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:49,220 He has a cocaine problem 627 00:26:49,220 --> 00:26:51,220 Dude, we even tried 628 00:26:51,220 --> 00:26:53,220 Putting a muzzle on him 629 00:26:53,220 --> 00:26:55,220 He just started fucking dragging his ass across the 630 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:57,220 Cocaine trade, dude 631 00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:59,220 And he just started 632 00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,220 This cat is just on a fucking 633 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,220 Spree right now, dude 634 00:27:03,220 --> 00:27:05,220 I am an enabler 635 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,220 So the official said that 636 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:09,220 Amiri's health has improved enough 637 00:27:09,220 --> 00:27:11,220 After receiving care for that 638 00:27:11,220 --> 00:27:13,220 They were able to move him to the Cat Ambassador 639 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:15,220 Program at the Cincinnati Zoo 640 00:27:15,220 --> 00:27:17,220 Yeah, until he starts pushing fucking 641 00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,220 Cocaine throughout the zoo, dude 642 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,220 Now you got coked out gorillas and shit 643 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:23,220 This guy is a fucking 644 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,220 Mayhem 645 00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:27,220 Yeah, well 646 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,220 You think he's gonna stay on the clean 647 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:31,220 And straight path, dude? 648 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:33,220 I don't know, hopefully he doesn't get the other cats 649 00:27:33,220 --> 00:27:35,220 And this is hooked on the shit 650 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,220 And then the whole place is gonna go to hell 651 00:27:37,220 --> 00:27:39,220 That's literally what I just said, dude 652 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:41,220 So I'm saying he's gonna get the gorillas hooked on coke 653 00:27:41,220 --> 00:27:43,220 And then like, dude, they're just gonna kill everybody 654 00:27:43,220 --> 00:27:45,220 Yeah, yeesh 655 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,220 You think he's gonna sprinkle cocaine 656 00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,220 In all the fucking aquariums, dude 657 00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:51,220 That's gonna be the new fish food 658 00:27:51,220 --> 00:27:55,220 They're just gonna breathe cocaine through the gills, dude 659 00:27:55,220 --> 00:27:57,220 Wild 660 00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,220 Could you imagine? That might be the only time I go to a zoo 661 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,220 If I know every animal is on drugs 662 00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:03,220 Watch coked out piranhas 663 00:28:03,220 --> 00:28:05,220 Just do their thing 664 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,220 I'm not saying it's a good thing 665 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:09,220 But I'd have to see it 666 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:11,220 I would like, I wanna see the gorilla enclosure 667 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:13,220 PETA? I would never 668 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:15,220 This is all hypothetical 669 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:17,220 Where they're like, this is the meth gorillas 670 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:19,220 I'd be like, I have to see how this pans out 671 00:28:19,220 --> 00:28:21,220 To see meth gorilla 672 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:23,220 Not because 673 00:28:23,220 --> 00:28:25,220 You wanna see the gorilla die 674 00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:27,220 No, no 675 00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,220 I have to see how they react 676 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,220 It's kinda like how everyone says, like, I want like 677 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,220 A competition where like 678 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,220 Two crickets 679 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:37,220 Like drugged up, like high performance 680 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,220 Yeah, like PEDs 681 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:43,220 You know, I wanna see what animal would do the craziest shit 682 00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,220 Like, who would go the craziest? 683 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:47,220 I would imagine it'd be like 684 00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,220 Apex animals, like gorillas, lions 685 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:53,220 I mean, prairie dogs could be having the ground looking like Swiss cheese in like 30 minutes, dude 686 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,220 They're just 687 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:57,220 Just like, think about it 688 00:28:57,220 --> 00:29:01,220 Dude, I try not to think about the things you think about 689 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,220 I think about greatness 690 00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:05,220 I don't know about that 691 00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,220 And provolone cheese 692 00:29:13,220 --> 00:29:16,220 That part, that part I would understand 693 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:18,220 That part I believe 694 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:22,220 This is a servo cat juice 695 00:29:24,220 --> 00:29:26,220 Big old ears, looks like a regular cat 696 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,220 It's awesome 697 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,220 No it does not, dude 698 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,220 Who's a regular cat with big ears? 699 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:34,220 No 700 00:29:36,220 --> 00:29:38,220 That thing's crazy 701 00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:40,220 None of those sounds were good 702 00:29:40,220 --> 00:29:42,220 Yeah, which is why he was 703 00:29:42,220 --> 00:29:44,220 Chillin' in the back seat during the 704 00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:46,220 Drug transactions 705 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:48,220 Imagine that officer on the call though 706 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,220 Like a fuckin' cat jumps out of the goddamn 707 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:52,220 Out of nowhere 708 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:54,220 Unless he's like studied up on cat species 709 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,220 He's not gonna know it's a servo 710 00:29:56,220 --> 00:29:58,220 He's like, there's a fuckin' cheetah in the goddamn 711 00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:00,220 Yeah, the fuckin' like, dude 712 00:30:00,220 --> 00:30:02,220 I'd have to stop the podcast to fix it 713 00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:04,220 Cause it won't let me connect 714 00:30:04,220 --> 00:30:06,220 Yeah, it's all good, fuck it 715 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:08,220 I tried, I don't 716 00:30:08,220 --> 00:30:10,220 It just had a stroke 717 00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,220 Can you just own them in like any state? 718 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:14,220 I think this is like the 719 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:16,220 Probably an exotic permit 720 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:18,220 That we were talking about before 721 00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,220 But I think servos you can own 722 00:30:20,220 --> 00:30:22,220 But you have to probably get an 723 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,220 Exotic animal license 724 00:30:24,220 --> 00:30:26,220 Yo, I saw a video of um 725 00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:28,220 You have to be Tiger King at this point 726 00:30:28,220 --> 00:30:30,220 Juice will be servo king 727 00:30:30,220 --> 00:30:32,220 Yeah dude, I'll just 728 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,220 Yeah, king of the servos 729 00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:36,220 Yeah, right on brother 730 00:30:36,220 --> 00:30:38,220 Thank you 731 00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:40,220 Let's get crazy 732 00:30:40,220 --> 00:30:42,220 Get crazy 733 00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:44,220 Get crazy as fuck with it dude 734 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:46,220 That's right 735 00:30:46,220 --> 00:30:48,220 Why not get crazy about it? 736 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:50,220 So 737 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,220 Who's getting a cocaine cat? 738 00:30:52,220 --> 00:30:54,220 I think me and Juice had already 739 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,220 Discussed what we want to hold zoo 740 00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:58,220 Yo, have you seen the Maine Coons dude? 741 00:30:58,220 --> 00:31:00,220 There was this giant Maine Coon cat 742 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:02,220 No, okay, okay 743 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:04,220 That is a real animal 744 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,220 I wasn't sure 745 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,220 Don't clip that shit 746 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,220 At first I was like what is he 747 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,220 And then you said 748 00:31:12,220 --> 00:31:14,220 Okay 749 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,220 No, I 750 00:31:16,220 --> 00:31:18,220 Well speaking of being afraid of wild animals 751 00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,220 I have a story of a man getting lost in a jungle 752 00:31:20,220 --> 00:31:22,220 Recently that's pretty intense 753 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:24,220 To tell you about 754 00:31:24,220 --> 00:31:26,220 Two questions 755 00:31:26,220 --> 00:31:28,220 Was he attacked by a wild animal? 756 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,220 I do not believe so 757 00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:32,220 And may I have another Pepperidge farm cookie? 758 00:31:32,220 --> 00:31:34,220 You may 759 00:31:34,220 --> 00:31:36,220 So I'm telling you about Jonathan 760 00:31:36,220 --> 00:31:38,220 Acosta 761 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,220 Who just recently got 762 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:42,220 Rescued 763 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:44,220 And he disappeared 764 00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,220 On January 25th 765 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,220 So he was a Bolivian man on a hunting 766 00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:50,220 Trip in the Amazonian 767 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:52,220 Rainforest who at some point 768 00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:54,220 Got separated from the four 769 00:31:54,220 --> 00:31:56,220 Friends he was with 770 00:31:56,220 --> 00:31:58,220 Which 771 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:00,220 I don't know how that really 772 00:32:00,220 --> 00:32:02,220 Happens like how do you get that far 773 00:32:02,220 --> 00:32:04,220 Away from your friends in the woods that you can't at least 774 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:06,220 Yell to them and 775 00:32:06,220 --> 00:32:08,220 Find them but 776 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,220 But anyway he got disoriented 777 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:12,220 And he walked 25 miles 778 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:14,220 In search of civilization 779 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,220 But eventually realized he was pretty much just traveling 780 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:18,220 In circles and got nowhere 781 00:32:18,220 --> 00:32:20,220 So he on day four 782 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:22,220 He ended up dislocating 783 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:24,220 His ankle so he 784 00:32:24,220 --> 00:32:26,220 Was struggling 785 00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,220 To even walk around 786 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:30,220 He did have 787 00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:32,220 He did have some supplies 788 00:32:32,220 --> 00:32:34,220 And a weapon he had a shotgun 789 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,220 With one cartridge left in it 790 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:38,220 Because they were hunting 791 00:32:38,220 --> 00:32:40,220 So he had 792 00:32:40,220 --> 00:32:42,220 You say they 793 00:32:42,220 --> 00:32:44,220 What happened to the other dudes 794 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,220 He got separated from them 795 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:48,220 No but like 796 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,220 They just got 797 00:32:50,220 --> 00:32:52,220 Separated and they couldn't find them 798 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,220 So they went back 799 00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:56,220 So they must have gone so far in like shouting distance 800 00:32:56,220 --> 00:32:58,220 Like they couldn't even tell where each other was 801 00:32:58,220 --> 00:33:00,220 They got very far yeah that's how far 802 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:02,220 They got I don't know how does that 803 00:33:02,220 --> 00:33:04,220 Were they traveling like along the water 804 00:33:04,220 --> 00:33:06,220 They were going to hunt I don't know 805 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:08,220 The exact specifics of it 806 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:10,220 But 807 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,220 But I mean like yeah I don't know how that 808 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,220 Dude that would suck 809 00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:16,220 You'd probably have I mean like 810 00:33:16,220 --> 00:33:18,220 Depending on like how much food he had 811 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:20,220 If any at all like if he was camping overnight 812 00:33:20,220 --> 00:33:22,220 Type thing like packed food 813 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:24,220 You're probably gonna end up eating bugs 814 00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:28,220 Yeah yeah I would imagine 815 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:30,220 You're eating bugs 816 00:33:30,220 --> 00:33:32,220 Cause I don't know what all the fuck he's gonna be able to find 817 00:33:32,220 --> 00:33:34,220 There beside that or like 818 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,220 Cut off one of your arms I told you that 819 00:33:36,220 --> 00:33:38,220 What? You cut off one of your arms and eat it 820 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,220 I don't think you need to do that Your body needs less calories now 821 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:42,220 And you have calories 822 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,220 Yeah but 823 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:46,220 Put me on naked and afraid 824 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:48,220 So he says 825 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,220 He says that he drank rainwater 826 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:52,220 That he collected in his shoes 827 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:54,220 Ate worms and insects while hiding from 828 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,220 Yaguars and peccaries 829 00:33:56,220 --> 00:33:58,220 And 830 00:33:58,220 --> 00:34:00,220 Which is a pig like type of animal 831 00:34:00,220 --> 00:34:02,220 Of mammal 832 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:04,220 He was finally found by his search party 833 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,220 Made up of locals and friends a month 834 00:34:06,220 --> 00:34:08,220 After he had gone missing 835 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:10,220 25 days he spent in 836 00:34:10,220 --> 00:34:12,220 In the jungle 837 00:34:12,220 --> 00:34:14,220 You do know all those survival shows 838 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,220 Have people on standby right? 839 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,220 Like they legally contract it 840 00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,220 It better be quick cause I'll get the salt real fast 841 00:34:20,220 --> 00:34:22,220 Emergency medical personnel 842 00:34:22,220 --> 00:34:24,220 They're gonna need it cause they're gonna die on the show 843 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:26,220 Well they're gonna have to sew my torso close 844 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,220 They also won't let you get to the point of doing that 845 00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:30,220 Who's gonna stop me? 846 00:34:30,220 --> 00:34:32,220 That's what I'm saying 847 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,220 There's gotta be 848 00:34:34,220 --> 00:34:36,220 I mean like I know 849 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,220 They just don't think anybody would be crazy enough to do it 850 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:40,220 Watch me 851 00:34:40,220 --> 00:34:42,220 And then I'll sue the shit out of them 852 00:34:42,220 --> 00:34:44,220 For letting me cut my arm off 853 00:34:44,220 --> 00:34:46,220 I'd like to see how small you are when you come back 854 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:48,220 This dude lost 37 pounds 855 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,220 I wouldn't lose much I would just come back 856 00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:52,220 31 days How much does an arm weigh? 857 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,220 He was gone for 31 days 858 00:34:54,220 --> 00:34:56,220 He dislocated his ankle on the 4th day 859 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:58,220 Jesus 860 00:34:58,220 --> 00:35:00,220 How much does an arm weigh? 861 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,220 Cause I'd probably come back without either 862 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:04,220 Cut the last one off with my feet 863 00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:06,220 Was he burnt? 864 00:35:06,220 --> 00:35:08,220 Like a motherfucker? 865 00:35:08,220 --> 00:35:10,220 He didn't have a machete or flashlight on him 866 00:35:10,220 --> 00:35:12,220 When he got lost 867 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:14,220 So he had to use his boots to collect rainwater 868 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,220 He had 869 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:18,220 He had encounters with wild animals 870 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:20,220 Including a jaguar 871 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,220 Yeah 872 00:35:22,220 --> 00:35:24,220 You got options 873 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:26,220 He could start a deal 874 00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:28,220 Imagine that the bottle is shaped like a foot 875 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:30,220 And then you drink out of the big toe 876 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:32,220 You twist the big toe cap off and you drink out of it 877 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:34,220 Foot water 878 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,220 Saves my life 879 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,220 But it's natural water from the rainforest 880 00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:40,220 It's just tap water 881 00:35:40,220 --> 00:35:42,220 But it's gathered in old shoes 882 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:44,220 It's not fit water 883 00:35:44,220 --> 00:35:46,220 It's foot water 884 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,220 Get fit with foot water 885 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:50,220 Socks 886 00:35:50,220 --> 00:35:52,220 Ankle socks 887 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:54,220 No socks at all 888 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,220 Listen here, sharks 889 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:58,220 Foot water 890 00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,220 Speaking of socks 891 00:36:00,220 --> 00:36:02,220 Yesterday was the 892 00:36:02,220 --> 00:36:04,220 First day in about 893 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:06,220 10 years that I've worn 894 00:36:06,220 --> 00:36:08,220 Regular ankle socks 895 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,220 Our winner's calling 896 00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:12,220 Our winner 897 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,220 I can't connect him to the phone 898 00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:16,220 I can stop the podcast 899 00:36:16,220 --> 00:36:18,220 And call him back 900 00:36:18,220 --> 00:36:20,220 Put him on speaker 901 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,220 Stop talking for 2 seconds 902 00:36:22,220 --> 00:36:24,220 You stop talking for 2 seconds dude 903 00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,220 Alright so you got me to stop talking for like 45 seconds there 904 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,220 You did alright 905 00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:32,220 Now that the soundboard is working 906 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,220 Let's call our winner 907 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:36,220 Yo 908 00:36:36,220 --> 00:36:38,220 Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding 909 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:40,220 Ding ding ding 910 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,220 We are 911 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:44,220 Winner 912 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,220 We are the best place winner 913 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,220 Beep beep beep beep 914 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:50,220 Wa wa wa wa wa 915 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,220 That's what I'm talking about 916 00:36:52,220 --> 00:36:54,220 Hell yeah 917 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,220 Yo 918 00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,220 Congratulations sir 919 00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:00,220 You have won yourselves 920 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:02,220 A delicious pack of pussy chips 921 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,220 From Lithuania 922 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:06,220 I've been looking forward forever 923 00:37:06,220 --> 00:37:08,220 Yeah so 924 00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:10,220 Uh 925 00:37:10,220 --> 00:37:12,220 Congratulations 926 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:14,220 You have been framed and signed 927 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:16,220 Shortly 928 00:37:16,220 --> 00:37:18,220 I'm signing it with my butthole 929 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:20,220 I'm gonna put an ink stamp 930 00:37:20,220 --> 00:37:22,220 Yeah it's like a scratching smell right 931 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:24,220 It'll definitely have a smell 932 00:37:24,220 --> 00:37:26,220 I don't know if you have to scratch it to smell it 933 00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,220 It'll probably just permeate throughout the room 934 00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:30,220 Yeah but can I still scratch it 935 00:37:30,220 --> 00:37:32,220 Yeah you can scratch it 936 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:34,220 Then it'll be on your finger 937 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:36,220 But I mean it'll be like a great 938 00:37:36,220 --> 00:37:38,220 It'll make you scratch after a while 939 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:40,220 It'll be like a glade plug in 940 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:42,220 See it's going forever dude 941 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:44,220 Like do you want to rip it open 942 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,220 And just like enjoy it right away 943 00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:48,220 Or do you want to sit on it for a little bit like wine 944 00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:50,220 Maybe it'll kind of change in the bag over 945 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,220 Like by whole stink 946 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,220 Yeah it'll change in the bag over time 947 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:56,220 Like a fine wine dude 948 00:37:56,220 --> 00:37:58,220 It might be a fine fart wine 949 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,220 That's what I'm looking for 950 00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:02,220 Just a little bit here and there 951 00:38:02,220 --> 00:38:04,220 I'll do two I'll do one on the inside of the glass 952 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:06,220 And one on the outside 953 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,220 One that you can really sniff 954 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:10,220 The oils saturate the air 955 00:38:10,220 --> 00:38:12,220 Let it permeate 956 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,220 Oh my god dude 957 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,220 That's what I'm talking about 958 00:38:16,220 --> 00:38:18,220 My man 959 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,220 Congratulations buddy 960 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,220 He has a winner 961 00:38:22,220 --> 00:38:24,220 Yeah well I appreciate it 962 00:38:24,220 --> 00:38:26,220 My boys I appreciate it 963 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,220 Nah dude thanks for freaking partying 964 00:38:28,220 --> 00:38:30,220 Long time listener first time caller 965 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:32,220 Long time listener first time caller 966 00:38:32,220 --> 00:38:34,220 Long time listener first time caller 967 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:38,220 Oh no 968 00:38:38,220 --> 00:38:40,220 Oh no 969 00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:42,220 Well dude you're here 970 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:44,220 You won 971 00:38:44,220 --> 00:38:46,220 Hopefully you know everyone 972 00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:48,220 Is happy with their other winnings 973 00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:50,220 And hopefully the losers are still okay 974 00:38:50,220 --> 00:38:52,220 If not they'll get over it eventually 975 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:54,220 Yeah they can go fuck themselves 976 00:38:54,220 --> 00:38:56,220 Hey listen you say not me 977 00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,220 Brother man 978 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:00,220 You're brother me 979 00:39:00,220 --> 00:39:02,220 If you ain't 980 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:04,220 First you're last 981 00:39:04,220 --> 00:39:06,220 Me first you're last 982 00:39:06,220 --> 00:39:08,220 That's what I'm talking about 983 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:10,220 Tell Pope Francis 984 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:12,220 Yo Pope Francis 985 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:14,220 He's really doing good 986 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,220 You got anything to say to our 987 00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:18,220 First place winner 988 00:39:18,220 --> 00:39:20,220 Your holiness 989 00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:22,220 Tell me one wingy 990 00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:26,220 That's fantastic dude 991 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:28,220 Alright 992 00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:30,220 Later my dude 993 00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:32,220 I'm rippered up 994 00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:34,220 Fucking 995 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:36,220 Start the fire doing some shit 996 00:39:36,220 --> 00:39:38,220 That's right 997 00:39:38,220 --> 00:39:40,220 Hey fucking hey 998 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:46,220 That's how we're ending the call 999 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:48,220 I like it 1000 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,220 You think I can connect this now? 1001 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,220 Yeah I just disconnected 1002 00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:54,220 That's how we do it 1003 00:39:54,220 --> 00:39:56,220 And 1004 00:39:56,220 --> 00:39:58,220 Hold on it didn't connect yet 1005 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:00,220 God damn it Elon Musk 1006 00:40:00,220 --> 00:40:02,220 I hope it's not 1007 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:04,220 Oh you gotta 1008 00:40:04,220 --> 00:40:06,220 Repair so you have to go to 1009 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:08,220 Preferences 1010 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:10,220 And forget that 1011 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,220 That's what I had to do 1012 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,220 Yeah it's cool we got a hold of our first place winner 1013 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:16,220 And then 1014 00:40:16,220 --> 00:40:18,220 Hit the X on the right 1015 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:20,220 Yeah 1016 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,220 Forget that shit 1017 00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:28,220 Now reconnect 1018 00:40:28,220 --> 00:40:30,220 There you go 1019 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,220 That was fun 1020 00:40:32,220 --> 00:40:34,220 That was cool 1021 00:40:34,220 --> 00:40:36,220 That's what I'm fucking saying 1022 00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,220 Your holiness thank you for that 1023 00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,220 Yeah he really is a good 1024 00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,220 Fill in dude I mean not like I 1025 00:40:42,220 --> 00:40:44,220 Want any of you know us to ever miss 1026 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:46,220 An episode but 1027 00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:48,220 When one of us do I mean we 1028 00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:50,220 I think we got a good guy 1029 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:52,220 It puts 1030 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:54,220 You know a few more it puts a few more holes 1031 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,220 In the podcast 1032 00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:58,220 Is that supposed to be a holy joke? 1033 00:40:58,220 --> 00:41:00,220 Could be 1034 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:02,220 It is Sunday 1035 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:04,220 It is dude it's the day of the Lord 1036 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,220 Pope Francis 1037 00:41:08,220 --> 00:41:10,220 Just 1038 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,220 Crushing it 1039 00:41:12,220 --> 00:41:14,220 I'll tell you being president has its challenges 1040 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:16,220 It does 1041 00:41:16,220 --> 00:41:18,220 I'm president of the Catholic Church 1042 00:41:18,220 --> 00:41:20,220 Man dude 1043 00:41:20,220 --> 00:41:22,220 He's just running these streets out here 1044 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:24,220 Killin it 1045 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,220 It ain't easy you know 1046 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:28,220 It ain't easy that's what I could say 1047 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:30,220 But I don't know much 1048 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,220 I do know one thing 1049 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:34,220 What's that 1050 00:41:36,220 --> 00:41:38,220 What is it 1051 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,220 They say 1052 00:41:40,220 --> 00:41:42,220 What is it 1053 00:41:42,220 --> 00:41:44,220 What's that bros 1054 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:46,220 What the fuck is that 1055 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,220 What the hell 1056 00:41:48,220 --> 00:41:50,220 What in 1057 00:41:50,220 --> 00:41:52,220 Darnation is that 1058 00:41:52,220 --> 00:41:54,220 What is it 1059 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,220 What is it 1060 00:41:56,220 --> 00:41:58,220 This week is 1061 00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,220 Pussy hoisting 1062 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:04,220 I'm sorry 1063 00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:08,220 Pussy hoisting 1064 00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:10,220 Was that a turkey 1065 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,220 Yeah the word of the week is pussy hoisting 1066 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:16,220 Pussy hoisting 1067 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:18,220 P-U-S-S-Y 1068 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:20,220 Slash hoisting 1069 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,220 Are we gonna get 1070 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,220 Oh we should have let Jimbo play the what is it 1071 00:42:24,220 --> 00:42:26,220 Special prize 1072 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,220 Dude you know what we should do 1073 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,220 We should give the person that didn't win with the most 1074 00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:32,220 Entries 1075 00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:34,220 We should see 1076 00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,220 You call him I'll link it 1077 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,220 Matt you gotta disconnect again 1078 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:40,220 Okay 1079 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:42,220 We can do this 1080 00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:44,220 There's more of a chance he answers if you call 1081 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:46,220 There do the bluetooth juice 1082 00:42:46,220 --> 00:42:48,220 It should pop up 1083 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:52,220 He's gonna be so upset 1084 00:42:52,220 --> 00:42:54,220 Cause he doesn't even know that the raffle went off yet 1085 00:42:54,220 --> 00:42:56,220 He doesn't 1086 00:42:56,220 --> 00:42:58,220 Cause he didn't pop into the live 1087 00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:00,220 Well listen he's about to find out 1088 00:43:00,220 --> 00:43:02,220 So we're gonna 1089 00:43:02,220 --> 00:43:04,220 I'm gonna 1090 00:43:04,220 --> 00:43:06,220 Dude's got an android 1091 00:43:06,220 --> 00:43:08,220 So I'm gonna fucking 1092 00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:10,220 You don't have to facetime him 1093 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:16,220 What do you call him on facebook or something 1094 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,220 Snapchat 1095 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:28,220 Yeah 1096 00:43:28,220 --> 00:43:30,220 Yeah 1097 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:32,220 Alright so listen 1098 00:43:32,220 --> 00:43:34,220 Listen good buddy 1099 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:36,220 We have some good news 1100 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,220 And some bad news 1101 00:43:38,220 --> 00:43:40,220 Yeah we have good news 1102 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:42,220 And bad news for you 1103 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:44,220 You are live on the podcast 1104 00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:46,220 You are synced up to the thing 1105 00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:48,220 Give everybody a shout out 1106 00:43:48,220 --> 00:43:50,220 Or whatever the fuck you wanna do real quick 1107 00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:52,220 Yeah I got nothing to say 1108 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:54,220 Alright good news and bad news my guy 1109 00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:56,220 You ready 1110 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,220 What's up 1111 00:43:58,220 --> 00:44:00,220 Well I mean what do you want first 1112 00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:02,220 Ah 1113 00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,220 Dealers choice 1114 00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:06,220 Alright I'm gonna give you the bad news first 1115 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:08,220 Let's hear it 1116 00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:12,220 You didn't win any of the three prizes 1117 00:44:12,220 --> 00:44:14,220 Oh no 1118 00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:16,220 Now 1119 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,220 I do have good news 1120 00:44:18,220 --> 00:44:20,220 We are missing one of the co-hosts this week 1121 00:44:20,220 --> 00:44:22,220 And as a filler 1122 00:44:22,220 --> 00:44:24,220 We have Pope Francis here 1123 00:44:26,220 --> 00:44:28,220 But he doesn't have much to say tonight 1124 00:44:28,220 --> 00:44:30,220 So 1125 00:44:30,220 --> 00:44:32,220 We decided that we were going to 1126 00:44:32,220 --> 00:44:34,220 Give the person with the most entries 1127 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:36,220 That didn't win anything 1128 00:44:36,220 --> 00:44:40,220 The third spot on the what is it this week 1129 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,220 If you would like to partake 1130 00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:44,220 If you accept 1131 00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:46,220 I am caught very off guard here 1132 00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:48,220 I'm actually ripping some fall duty 1133 00:44:48,220 --> 00:44:52,220 Well dude do you wanna play the freaking what is it 1134 00:44:52,220 --> 00:44:54,220 You wanna be on the freaking epi 1135 00:44:54,220 --> 00:44:56,220 Yeah fuck it 1136 00:44:56,220 --> 00:44:58,220 That's what I'm talking about dude 1137 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,220 That's ridiculous 1138 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,220 That's ridiculous 1139 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,220 Alright 1140 00:45:04,220 --> 00:45:06,220 So the word 1141 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,220 The what is it this week is 1142 00:45:08,220 --> 00:45:10,220 Pussy hoisting 1143 00:45:10,220 --> 00:45:12,220 That is a hyphenated word 1144 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:16,220 P-U-S-S-Y-H-O-I-S-T-I-N-G 1145 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:18,220 Pussy hoisting 1146 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:22,220 As our guest 1147 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:24,220 I think the guest should go last 1148 00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:26,220 That way he has some more time to think about it 1149 00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:28,220 Since he sprung this on him 1150 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:30,220 Anthony will go first 1151 00:45:30,220 --> 00:45:32,220 Anthony let me get my cock up 1152 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:38,220 Now if our guest wins it 1153 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:40,220 Does that go towards Carl's thing 1154 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:42,220 If the guest 1155 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:44,220 If he wins it 1156 00:45:44,220 --> 00:45:46,220 If he gets it I will buy him a bag of pussy chips 1157 00:45:46,220 --> 00:45:48,220 And mail them to him 1158 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:50,220 There we go 1159 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:52,220 I like that 1160 00:45:52,220 --> 00:45:54,220 That is what he wanted 1161 00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:56,220 Technically he had six entries 1162 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,220 Cause somebody entered for him as well 1163 00:45:58,220 --> 00:46:00,220 Yeah 1164 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:02,220 So just 1165 00:46:02,220 --> 00:46:04,220 Alright 1166 00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,220 Alright Anthony 1167 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:08,220 20 seconds on the clock 1168 00:46:08,220 --> 00:46:10,220 I am going to say 1169 00:46:10,220 --> 00:46:12,220 It is some form of 1170 00:46:12,220 --> 00:46:14,220 Crane rigging 1171 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:16,220 Interesting 1172 00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:18,220 Crane rigging 1173 00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,220 Alright 1174 00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:22,220 Juice box 1175 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:24,220 Alright dude real talk 1176 00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,220 Um 1177 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:28,220 I think this is 1178 00:46:28,220 --> 00:46:30,220 Ah god this is not going to sound good 1179 00:46:30,220 --> 00:46:32,220 He says the N word 1180 00:46:32,220 --> 00:46:34,220 What no I didn't say shit dude 1181 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:36,220 Um I think 1182 00:46:36,220 --> 00:46:38,220 I think it is an old school 1183 00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:40,220 Chinese method 1184 00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:42,220 Of fucking 1185 00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:44,220 Prepping cats for eating dude 1186 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,220 I am going with it 1187 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,220 I am doing it I said it 1188 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,220 Do I mean it? I don't know 1189 00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:52,220 I struggle 1190 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,220 I struggle with turning off the timer 1191 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,220 Alright 1192 00:46:56,220 --> 00:46:58,220 Carl aka Tyler 1193 00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:00,220 Oh shit 1194 00:47:00,220 --> 00:47:02,220 I think it is like a ritual 1195 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:04,220 Or a celebration where some 1196 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:06,220 Where somebody 1197 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:08,220 Hoists the cat in the air 1198 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:10,220 Like into the air 1199 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:12,220 That is my guess 1200 00:47:12,220 --> 00:47:14,220 Celebration of a cat 1201 00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:16,220 Pussy worship 1202 00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:18,220 Celebration of a cat 1203 00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:20,220 It is going to be amazing 1204 00:47:20,220 --> 00:47:22,220 Alright so none of you were 1205 00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:24,220 None of you were close 1206 00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:26,220 None of you were close 1207 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:28,220 Okay 1208 00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:30,220 Probably it is not a cat 1209 00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:32,220 I mean well 1210 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:34,220 Maybe not 1211 00:47:34,220 --> 00:47:36,220 So I am going to give you guys 1212 00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,220 Should I give you guys a little hint here? 1213 00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:40,220 Should we ask questions first? 1214 00:47:40,220 --> 00:47:42,220 What is your first question? 1215 00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:44,220 Um 1216 00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:46,220 What do you 1217 00:47:46,220 --> 00:47:48,220 What do you want to know about pussy wasting? 1218 00:47:48,220 --> 00:47:50,220 Um 1219 00:47:50,220 --> 00:47:52,220 Is it a common practice? 1220 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:54,220 Um 1221 00:47:54,220 --> 00:47:56,220 It used to be 1222 00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:58,220 I would say 1223 00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,220 Ha! Old school 1224 00:48:00,220 --> 00:48:02,220 Um 1225 00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:04,220 Let me find it again 1226 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:06,220 I know what I am doing dude 1227 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:08,220 I just had it on this fucking page 1228 00:48:08,220 --> 00:48:20,220 What the fuck did it go? 1229 00:48:20,220 --> 00:48:22,220 It is probably a French or something dude 1230 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:24,220 It is probably not even like 1231 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:26,220 Who say hoisting? 1232 00:48:26,220 --> 00:48:28,220 I like hollering 1233 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:30,220 With that in the front of it 1234 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:36,220 We need the Jeopardy music 1235 00:48:36,220 --> 00:48:40,220 Do do do do do do do 1236 00:48:40,220 --> 00:48:42,220 Do do do do do 1237 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,220 Do do do do do do do 1238 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:46,220 Do do do do do do do 1239 00:48:46,220 --> 00:48:48,220 Do do do do do do do 1240 00:48:48,220 --> 00:48:50,220 Do do do do do do 1241 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:52,220 I was waiting on you 1242 00:48:52,220 --> 00:48:54,220 We were waiting on Matt to find the page 1243 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,220 So yeah 1244 00:48:56,220 --> 00:48:58,220 It would have been about your 1245 00:48:58,220 --> 00:49:00,220 Yeah yeah it would have been fairly 1246 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:02,220 Popular 1247 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,220 I mean it was a 1248 00:49:04,220 --> 00:49:06,220 Term became yeah 1249 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:08,220 It was a thing 1250 00:49:08,220 --> 00:49:10,220 This term was made up 1251 00:49:10,220 --> 00:49:12,220 Specifically to describe something that was happening 1252 00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,220 Juice what would you like to know? 1253 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:24,220 I think 1254 00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:26,220 I don't know dude 1255 00:49:26,220 --> 00:49:28,220 Is it um 1256 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:30,220 Like where was this 1257 00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:32,220 Where did this happen 1258 00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:34,220 Yeah like where 1259 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:36,220 Why? 1260 00:49:36,220 --> 00:49:38,220 Yeah really why dude 1261 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:40,220 But where 1262 00:49:40,220 --> 00:49:42,220 Like what's going on? 1263 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:44,220 What happened? 1264 00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:46,220 Most of these accounts look like they're taking place in Britain 1265 00:49:46,220 --> 00:49:48,220 Yeah Britain 1266 00:49:48,220 --> 00:49:50,220 Got it 1267 00:49:50,220 --> 00:49:52,220 Got it 1268 00:49:52,220 --> 00:49:54,220 Yeah yeah Britain 1269 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:56,220 Servel is doing cocaine 1270 00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:58,220 Servel is doing cocaine 1271 00:49:58,220 --> 00:50:00,220 But also there's one 1272 00:50:00,220 --> 00:50:02,220 Entry from like 1273 00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:04,220 From the US doesn't say where in the US 1274 00:50:04,220 --> 00:50:06,220 But I would imagine cities 1275 00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:08,220 Would be you know 1276 00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:10,220 The area most places where 1277 00:50:10,220 --> 00:50:12,220 Pussies got hoisted 1278 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,220 I have two different guesses 1279 00:50:16,220 --> 00:50:18,220 Mr. Boot Kaboosh 1280 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,220 Does this involve violence? 1281 00:50:24,220 --> 00:50:26,220 For the violence 1282 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,220 It doesn't involve violence 1283 00:50:28,220 --> 00:50:30,220 But it could be a lead up to violence 1284 00:50:34,220 --> 00:50:36,220 A lead up to violence 1285 00:50:36,220 --> 00:50:38,220 Alright 1286 00:50:38,220 --> 00:50:40,220 Yeah 1287 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,220 Not sure dude 1288 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:44,220 Both my guesses still could lead to violence though 1289 00:50:44,220 --> 00:50:46,220 Now don't let these 1290 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,220 Now don't let your thoughts just hang around your neck 1291 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:50,220 You know 1292 00:50:50,220 --> 00:50:52,220 You want to take them out 1293 00:50:52,220 --> 00:50:54,220 And really put them out on the table 1294 00:50:54,220 --> 00:50:56,220 Here 1295 00:50:56,220 --> 00:50:58,220 Everybody got that? 1296 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,220 Yeah you got that? 1297 00:51:00,220 --> 00:51:02,220 It does not help me 1298 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,220 I got this shit dude go 1299 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:06,220 Don't wear your stress 1300 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,220 Alright let's do third round 1301 00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:12,220 Anthony 1302 00:51:12,220 --> 00:51:14,220 20 seconds 1303 00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:18,220 Like murdering your wife? 1304 00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:20,220 I don't know 1305 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,220 What? 1306 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:24,220 That's what I'm going with 1307 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:26,220 That's locked and loaded 1308 00:51:26,220 --> 00:51:28,220 I'm going to give you 5 seconds to think about that 1309 00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:30,220 Domestic violence 1310 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:32,220 I mean 1311 00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:34,220 That doesn't even lead to violence 1312 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:36,220 Sometimes it leads to more violence 1313 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,220 Domestic violence 1314 00:51:38,220 --> 00:51:40,220 Goosey box? 1315 00:51:40,220 --> 00:51:42,220 I think it is 1316 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:44,220 Another term for like 1317 00:51:44,220 --> 00:51:46,220 The gallows 1318 00:51:46,220 --> 00:51:48,220 I think it's like 1319 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,220 We had a word that was like that before 1320 00:51:50,220 --> 00:51:52,220 It's like let's go see the pussy hoisting 1321 00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:54,220 So let's go 1322 00:51:54,220 --> 00:51:56,220 Probably for robbers or thieves or some shit like that 1323 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:58,220 Like another 1324 00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,220 Why would that lead to violence if it's not violent? 1325 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,220 Well because you're probably seeing a family member 1326 00:52:02,220 --> 00:52:04,220 That might have stolen a fucking 1327 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:06,220 Couple bags of rice or grains dude 1328 00:52:06,220 --> 00:52:08,220 Now they're getting their fucking 1329 00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:10,220 Neck snapped I don't know 1330 00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:12,220 He said it could lead to violence 1331 00:52:12,220 --> 00:52:14,220 But it's not violent 1332 00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:16,220 They might start a fucking riot like 1333 00:52:16,220 --> 00:52:18,220 Yo that was my uncle dog 1334 00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:20,220 All he did was steal a couple beans 1335 00:52:22,220 --> 00:52:24,220 Beans from a giant 1336 00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220 That could be violence 1337 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:28,220 Am I right? I don't know 1338 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,220 I'm sticking with it 1339 00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,220 You want to shut the hell up now? 1340 00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:34,220 What's your final guess? 1341 00:52:34,220 --> 00:52:36,220 My third and final guess 1342 00:52:36,220 --> 00:52:38,220 Oh my god 1343 00:52:38,220 --> 00:52:40,220 I have no clue 1344 00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:42,220 All of the hints have gone so far 1345 00:52:42,220 --> 00:52:44,220 Over my head this is awful 1346 00:52:44,220 --> 00:52:46,220 For a first time 1347 00:52:46,220 --> 00:52:48,220 Gamer here 1348 00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:50,220 Dude they go over an hour 1349 00:52:50,220 --> 00:52:52,220 I still think it has something to do with cats 1350 00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:54,220 You mentioned something like out the window 1351 00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:56,220 Or something like that 1352 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:58,220 I'm saying you're hoisting an animal 1353 00:52:58,220 --> 00:53:00,220 From a balcony 1354 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:02,220 I think 1355 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,220 I got nothing so we're locking it in 1356 00:53:04,220 --> 00:53:06,220 He's gotta be closer than what we in G is 1357 00:53:06,220 --> 00:53:08,220 Is that your final answer? 1358 00:53:08,220 --> 00:53:10,220 Like deal or no deal dude 1359 00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:12,220 Alright dude you fucking 1360 00:53:12,220 --> 00:53:14,220 Finally I have to slam it down in 1361 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:16,220 Close the box 1362 00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,220 Pussy hoisting 1363 00:53:18,220 --> 00:53:20,220 Is a long forgotten 1364 00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:22,220 Slang term 1365 00:53:22,220 --> 00:53:24,220 For stealing 1366 00:53:24,220 --> 00:53:26,220 Fur 1367 00:53:26,220 --> 00:53:28,220 So like the act of stealing 1368 00:53:28,220 --> 00:53:30,220 Fur is pussy hoisting 1369 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,220 So like stealing a fur coat 1370 00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:34,220 Or like a scarf 1371 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:36,220 That makes way more sense than anything I was thinking 1372 00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:38,220 Hanging around the neck though kind of got me 1373 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:40,220 Fucked up that's why I thought 1374 00:53:40,220 --> 00:53:42,220 And then he said don't wear your stress 1375 00:53:42,220 --> 00:53:44,220 As it could yeah that's why I tried to 1376 00:53:44,220 --> 00:53:46,220 I mean I didn't really 1377 00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:48,220 It makes sense now 1378 00:53:48,220 --> 00:53:50,220 It still doesn't make sense to me dude 1379 00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:52,220 Like what's a scarf after the stress 1380 00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:54,220 Do people wear scarves like 1381 00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:56,220 They get real stressed the fuck out 1382 00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:58,220 Do you do scarf wear 1383 00:53:58,220 --> 00:54:00,220 Don't wear your stress cause that's the 1384 00:54:00,220 --> 00:54:02,220 Where 1385 00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:04,220 Public service 1386 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:06,220 Public service announcement 1387 00:54:06,220 --> 00:54:08,220 Any of you out there 1388 00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:10,220 Any of you scarf wearers out there 1389 00:54:10,220 --> 00:54:12,220 If you got some shit going on dude 1390 00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:14,220 You can talk about it to somebody 1391 00:54:14,220 --> 00:54:16,220 If you're stressed the fuck out 1392 00:54:16,220 --> 00:54:18,220 Don't wrap 1393 00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:20,220 It all up in your scarf dude 1394 00:54:20,220 --> 00:54:22,220 Take it off 1395 00:54:22,220 --> 00:54:24,220 Unravel all your 1396 00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:26,220 Stress a little bit at a time dude 1397 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,220 Take that shit the fuck off your neck 1398 00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:30,220 Alright thank you 1399 00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,220 I don't think anybody gets points 1400 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:34,220 Unfortunately we have no winner 1401 00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:36,220 I said thieves 1402 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:38,220 You did say thieves but that 1403 00:54:38,220 --> 00:54:40,220 I can't 1404 00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:42,220 I also said old school 1405 00:54:42,220 --> 00:54:44,220 He said cats 1406 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:46,220 Anthony said 1407 00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,220 Domestic violence 1408 00:54:48,220 --> 00:54:50,220 Anthony didn't say cats 1409 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:52,220 He said murdering wives 1410 00:54:52,220 --> 00:54:54,220 I'm gonna kill that cat 1411 00:54:54,220 --> 00:54:56,220 You guys had some good questions 1412 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:58,220 Like you know leading up to 1413 00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:00,220 Violence 1414 00:55:00,220 --> 00:55:02,220 Ask him where it's from 1415 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:04,220 I don't know I thought it was 1416 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,220 I thought it was gonna be a good one 1417 00:55:06,220 --> 00:55:08,220 Dude I would 1418 00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:10,220 Never thought about 1419 00:55:10,220 --> 00:55:12,220 Dude only the 1420 00:55:12,220 --> 00:55:14,220 Only the 1421 00:55:14,220 --> 00:55:16,220 British would make a slang term 1422 00:55:16,220 --> 00:55:18,220 For stealing scarves dude 1423 00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:20,220 Like y'all soft 1424 00:55:20,220 --> 00:55:22,220 Y'all softer than your fucking 1425 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:24,220 Scarves dude what are you 1426 00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:26,220 Doing right now 1427 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,220 Cause they were stealing furs they were mostly 1428 00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:30,220 Feline furs so 1429 00:55:30,220 --> 00:55:32,220 Pussy feline pussy cat 1430 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:34,220 So if it was like leopards 1431 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:36,220 Leopard furs and they were stealing it 1432 00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:38,220 It would involve the cat 1433 00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:40,220 They were hoisting cat furs 1434 00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:42,220 I still stand by my 1435 00:55:42,220 --> 00:55:44,220 State man y'all 1436 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:46,220 Y'all softer than your furs dude 1437 00:55:46,220 --> 00:55:48,220 The fuck 1438 00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:50,220 Well they didn't want to put any money in the till 1439 00:55:50,220 --> 00:55:52,220 You know what I mean bruv 1440 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:54,220 They didn't want to put in the till 1441 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:56,220 I can't really do a British accent 1442 00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:58,220 I was gonna try 1443 00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,220 You gotta put in the till 1444 00:56:00,220 --> 00:56:02,220 Put it on me in my mic there 1445 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,220 What's the hell mate 1446 00:56:04,220 --> 00:56:06,220 That's Australian 1447 00:56:06,220 --> 00:56:08,220 It's close enough don't you think now bruv 1448 00:56:08,220 --> 00:56:10,220 Hey that's a little better 1449 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:12,220 Fuck think if I worked at it long enough I'd get 1450 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:14,220 Softies 1451 00:56:14,220 --> 00:56:16,220 Well boys 1452 00:56:16,220 --> 00:56:18,220 Speaking of softies hold on before you go I got a question 1453 00:56:18,220 --> 00:56:20,220 What do you 1454 00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,220 I had this thought the other day what do you guys think 1455 00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:24,220 What do you think if teeth were like 1456 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:26,220 Were like 1457 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:28,220 Where they were flaccid until you were hungry 1458 00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:30,220 And then they got hard 1459 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,220 Alright 1460 00:56:32,220 --> 00:56:34,220 Well dude 1461 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:36,220 You know what because 1462 00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:38,220 Listen dude 1463 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:40,220 Four 1464 00:56:40,220 --> 00:56:42,220 You're walking around with some flaccid 1465 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:44,220 Flappies 1466 00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:46,220 Listen dude four 1467 00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:48,220 You know when you're driving in the car 1468 00:56:48,220 --> 00:56:50,220 And you're around and you smell like a neighborhood barbecue 1469 00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:52,220 And you just get some hardies 1470 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,220 Like some hard cheese 1471 00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,220 Like oh my mother's just got it wrecked 1472 00:56:56,220 --> 00:56:58,220 Yeah mine would get the hardest for tacos 1473 00:56:58,220 --> 00:57:00,220 And pizza 1474 00:57:00,220 --> 00:57:02,220 And we'd both be shaking fingers 1475 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:04,220 I can tell you're hungry 1476 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,220 Well yeah because I have like a natural body 1477 00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:12,220 Function like really telling you 1478 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:14,220 That you're hungry or not so it's not even 1479 00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:16,220 Like if you are 1480 00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:18,220 If you do have flaccid teeth and you're like 1481 00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:20,220 I'm hungry but like you lion ass bitch 1482 00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:22,220 You just want to eat like you don't 1483 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:24,220 You're like no I can tell you're still hungry 1484 00:57:24,220 --> 00:57:26,220 Yeah but like no like oh you really 1485 00:57:26,220 --> 00:57:28,220 Aren't hungry huh like okay Timmy go do your homework 1486 00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:30,220 Yeah 1487 00:57:30,220 --> 00:57:32,220 That actually would be kind of crazy 1488 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:34,220 Elon Musk should get on it 1489 00:57:34,220 --> 00:57:36,220 That's his next thing after going to Mars 1490 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:38,220 That or make the teeth like change color 1491 00:57:38,220 --> 00:57:40,220 Dude make them like glow like a certain color 1492 00:57:40,220 --> 00:57:42,220 Like green 1493 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:44,220 I've seen people with green and yellow 1494 00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:46,220 I've seen black teeth 1495 00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:48,220 That already happens 1496 00:57:48,220 --> 00:57:50,220 That's wild 1497 00:57:50,220 --> 00:57:52,220 Listen dude before 1498 00:57:52,220 --> 00:57:54,220 Before we send you off 1499 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,220 We're sorry 1500 00:57:56,220 --> 00:57:58,220 We're sorry you didn't win 1501 00:57:58,220 --> 00:58:00,220 We're sorry you didn't win 1502 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:02,220 But thank you for participating 1503 00:58:02,220 --> 00:58:04,220 In the one minute game 1504 00:58:04,220 --> 00:58:06,220 And for that dude 1505 00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:08,220 We did make some extra 1506 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:10,220 Friggin stickies dude 1507 00:58:10,220 --> 00:58:12,220 So we'll send you some stickies 1508 00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:14,220 Throw them on a board 1509 00:58:14,220 --> 00:58:16,220 Throw them on the dashboard dude 1510 00:58:16,220 --> 00:58:18,220 Throw them on the goddamn right 1511 00:58:18,220 --> 00:58:20,220 Throw them on the dog's forehead dude 1512 00:58:20,220 --> 00:58:22,220 I mean like 1513 00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:24,220 It's great advertisement 1514 00:58:24,220 --> 00:58:26,220 More women might start listening 1515 00:58:26,220 --> 00:58:28,220 Dude take them to a dog park often 1516 00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:30,220 Put one on his tail 1517 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:32,220 Like what's that? Oh it's one of my boys 1518 00:58:32,220 --> 00:58:34,220 Wrestling an alligator 1519 00:58:34,220 --> 00:58:36,220 You know what I mean? 1520 00:58:36,220 --> 00:58:38,220 Like what's that? 1521 00:58:38,220 --> 00:58:40,220 Oh that's one of the boys 1522 00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:42,220 Slamming some friggin brujas right there 1523 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:46,220 Boom 1524 00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:48,220 Sticker pack 1525 00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:50,220 You got my address my friend 1526 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:52,220 Thank you again for joining 1527 00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:54,220 Thank you 1528 00:58:54,220 --> 00:58:56,220 Enjoy the rest of your evening 1529 00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:58,220 You too man 1530 00:58:58,220 --> 00:59:00,220 What did you say you fuck? 1531 00:59:00,220 --> 00:59:02,220 Sniff my butt cheeks 1532 00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:04,220 Nah this aint works bro 1533 00:59:04,220 --> 00:59:06,220 Crack it open your crack 1534 00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:08,220 Let me get a little bit of that smell 1535 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:10,220 Let me get it 1536 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:12,220 Wanna get a sniff of your crack 1537 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:14,220 Let me get a sniff of your crack 1538 00:59:14,220 --> 00:59:16,220 Alright juice you gotta disconnect now 1539 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:18,220 I wish you guys would have asked the question 1540 00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,220 That Carl was asking about 1541 00:59:20,220 --> 00:59:22,220 Where did I find it 1542 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:24,220 Because I found it on the account was 1543 00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:26,220 Forgotten Slang 1544 00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:28,220 I think that would have gave you a little bit more 1545 00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:30,220 We would have known it was slang but it was still 1546 00:59:30,220 --> 00:59:32,220 Forgotten would have at least given you 1547 00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,220 Okay it's not common anymore 1548 00:59:34,220 --> 00:59:36,220 It's not around 1549 00:59:36,220 --> 00:59:38,220 This is a neat little thing you got here buddy 1550 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:40,220 Dude aint it? 1551 00:59:40,220 --> 00:59:42,220 He just passes out 1552 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:44,220 The same little little ripper dude 1553 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:46,220 It's not the best taste 1554 00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,220 It's like you know 1555 00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:50,220 Will I die? 1556 00:59:50,220 --> 00:59:52,220 You might 1557 00:59:52,220 --> 00:59:54,220 You just gonna get it 1558 00:59:54,220 --> 00:59:56,220 Then I don't want it 1559 00:59:58,220 --> 01:00:00,220 I think this was just a 1560 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,220 Successful raffle I can't believe out of six entries 1561 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:04,220 He didn't win once 1562 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:06,220 I wish you could just shut your big 1563 01:00:06,220 --> 01:00:08,220 Dude I will not have 1564 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:10,220 A fucking guest host talk like that 1565 01:00:10,220 --> 01:00:12,220 In the studio 1566 01:00:12,220 --> 01:00:14,220 You know what's funny Matt 1567 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:16,220 As I was telling Juice what he got here 1568 01:00:16,220 --> 01:00:18,220 I tested it out earlier in the day 1569 01:00:18,220 --> 01:00:20,220 And he didn't win 1570 01:00:20,220 --> 01:00:22,220 Any of those times either 1571 01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:24,220 It was down to his six entries 1572 01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:26,220 And two other people 1573 01:00:26,220 --> 01:00:28,220 Well now you know buddy 1574 01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:30,220 I just kept clicking spin to see how many times 1575 01:00:30,220 --> 01:00:32,220 Until he won 1576 01:00:32,220 --> 01:00:34,220 I think you were praying on his downfall and I think that you set up 1577 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:36,220 Like in the settings 1578 01:00:36,220 --> 01:00:38,220 Display the name multiple times but don't 1579 01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:40,220 Dude that 1580 01:00:40,220 --> 01:00:42,220 Raffle generator though might be 1581 01:00:42,220 --> 01:00:44,220 Praying on the little guy dude 1582 01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:46,220 The person 1583 01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:48,220 The person that only entered one time 1584 01:00:48,220 --> 01:00:50,220 Not the guy that went balls to the wall and actually 1585 01:00:50,220 --> 01:00:52,220 You know 1586 01:00:52,220 --> 01:00:54,220 Really tried to spread the awareness of the 1587 01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:56,220 Podcast 1588 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,220 Which is why we had to include him dude 1589 01:00:58,220 --> 01:01:00,220 I tried to be fair I didn't put all his names 1590 01:01:00,220 --> 01:01:02,220 Next to each other I spread them out 1591 01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:04,220 Gave him more of a chance to win 1592 01:01:04,220 --> 01:01:10,220 Dead on balls accurate 1593 01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:12,220 Excuse me I had 1594 01:01:12,220 --> 01:01:14,220 Prepped it on a fucking 1595 01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:16,220 App I found 1596 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,220 Did he win on there too? 1597 01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:20,220 I never did it but I mean we can run it right now 1598 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,220 Just to see if he won in a parallel universe 1599 01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:24,220 It's just 1600 01:01:24,220 --> 01:01:26,220 Loading up right now give me a second dude 1601 01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:28,220 And then we'll spin this wheel 1602 01:01:30,220 --> 01:01:32,220 You know you're a fucking mumbling 1603 01:01:32,220 --> 01:01:34,220 Stuttering little fuck you know that? 1604 01:01:34,220 --> 01:01:36,220 Alright seriously what we got going on? 1605 01:01:36,220 --> 01:01:38,220 Raffle it's spinning 1606 01:01:40,220 --> 01:01:42,220 Is it a 30 second wheel? 1607 01:01:42,220 --> 01:01:44,220 No it's not that long 1608 01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,220 17 hours later 1609 01:01:48,220 --> 01:01:50,220 Oh dude it shows like 1610 01:01:52,220 --> 01:01:54,220 Is it going like down through the list? 1611 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,220 Dude what's crazy is that the fucking 1612 01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:58,220 First winner 1613 01:01:58,220 --> 01:02:00,220 Is the first place winner 1614 01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:02,220 That we just had 1615 01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:04,220 Spin it fucking two more times 1616 01:02:04,220 --> 01:02:06,220 I'm spinning it dude 1617 01:02:06,220 --> 01:02:08,220 Oh I see what it's doing 1618 01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:10,220 Second winner dude 1619 01:02:10,220 --> 01:02:12,220 He would have won 1620 01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:14,220 Hypothetically he would have won 1621 01:02:14,220 --> 01:02:16,220 The travel mug and stickers 1622 01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:18,220 Off of my phone app 1623 01:02:18,220 --> 01:02:20,220 Hopefully it didn't piss him off 1624 01:02:20,220 --> 01:02:22,220 And then we'll do 1625 01:02:24,220 --> 01:02:26,220 The third place winner hypothetically 1626 01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:28,220 He won again dude 1627 01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:30,220 For the third place too 1628 01:02:30,220 --> 01:02:32,220 It would have been first 1629 01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:34,220 It would have been second and first 1630 01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:36,220 In the order we spun it 1631 01:02:36,220 --> 01:02:38,220 That's too damn bad 1632 01:02:38,220 --> 01:02:40,220 Yeah dude 1633 01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:42,220 That one god damn it 1634 01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:44,220 That's too damn bad 1635 01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:46,220 Man 1636 01:02:46,220 --> 01:02:48,220 Should I screenshot that 1637 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:50,220 And be like yeah buddy you thought 1638 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,220 That's a shame dude 1639 01:02:52,220 --> 01:02:54,220 But you know 1640 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:56,220 That's the way the cookie grumbles 1641 01:02:56,220 --> 01:02:58,220 It was fun 1642 01:03:00,220 --> 01:03:02,220 And like what's cool 1643 01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:04,220 The one app 1644 01:03:04,220 --> 01:03:06,220 You can like sync like a URL 1645 01:03:06,220 --> 01:03:08,220 In the app and it will just 1646 01:03:08,220 --> 01:03:10,220 Track all of the shit like within 1647 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,220 That URL and it'll do 1648 01:03:12,220 --> 01:03:14,220 Like it'll give you like reminders on your phone 1649 01:03:14,220 --> 01:03:16,220 Like you have like five days or five more hours 1650 01:03:16,220 --> 01:03:18,220 Or whatever until like your shit 1651 01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:22,220 Wait you gotta go five days between the shit 1652 01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:24,220 That's what you just said 1653 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:26,220 Oh absolutely not dude 1654 01:03:26,220 --> 01:03:28,220 That was selective hearing right there at it's finest 1655 01:03:28,220 --> 01:03:30,220 No I knew I heard all of it 1656 01:03:30,220 --> 01:03:32,220 I was playing a joke 1657 01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:34,220 I poop on the daily 1658 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:36,220 On the hour 1659 01:03:36,220 --> 01:03:38,220 Every hour on the hour 1660 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:52,220 That's extreme dude 1661 01:03:52,220 --> 01:03:54,220 Listen 1662 01:03:58,220 --> 01:04:00,220 Listen 1663 01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:02,220 What are you gonna 1664 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,220 Listen this is what 1665 01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:08,220 I've been wanting to tell y'all 1666 01:04:08,220 --> 01:04:10,220 He's laughing his sick 1667 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:12,220 Fucking ass off 1668 01:04:12,220 --> 01:04:14,220 He's a tight ass 1669 01:04:14,220 --> 01:04:16,220 He's a sadist 1670 01:04:18,220 --> 01:04:20,220 Um 1671 01:04:20,220 --> 01:04:22,220 Come on 1672 01:04:22,220 --> 01:04:24,220 Jesus 1673 01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:26,220 Well dude you keep hitting sound bites dude 1674 01:04:26,220 --> 01:04:28,220 I don't know when to fucking start talking 1675 01:04:28,220 --> 01:04:30,220 Talk 1676 01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:32,220 Listen can't you see him talking over here 1677 01:04:32,220 --> 01:04:34,220 I'm saying um 1678 01:04:34,220 --> 01:04:36,220 Alright so I've 1679 01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:38,220 No cause I started to say I've really been 1680 01:04:38,220 --> 01:04:40,220 Enjoying doing 1681 01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:42,220 The facts about words 1682 01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:44,220 Or things that you didn't know 1683 01:04:44,220 --> 01:04:46,220 Had like a term to them 1684 01:04:46,220 --> 01:04:48,220 For example 1685 01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:50,220 The infinity sign 1686 01:04:50,220 --> 01:04:52,220 You would think 1687 01:04:52,220 --> 01:04:54,220 That it is just called the infinity 1688 01:04:54,220 --> 01:04:56,220 Sign or like the infinity logo 1689 01:04:56,220 --> 01:04:58,220 Symbol whatever term you wanna use 1690 01:04:58,220 --> 01:05:00,220 Are you gonna 1691 01:05:00,220 --> 01:05:02,220 Turn 1692 01:05:02,220 --> 01:05:04,220 Can you turn all the mics off 1693 01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:06,220 So I can 1694 01:05:14,220 --> 01:05:16,220 Go ahead 1695 01:05:16,220 --> 01:05:18,220 No absolutely not 1696 01:05:18,220 --> 01:05:20,220 It has a name probably like an ampersand 1697 01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,220 I was like racial slurs in 30 seconds 1698 01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:24,220 Well you know how you like to speak 1699 01:05:24,220 --> 01:05:26,220 Off air when I'm unrecorded 1700 01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:28,220 I get real raunchy 1701 01:05:28,220 --> 01:05:30,220 So the infinity symbol 1702 01:05:30,220 --> 01:05:32,220 Or sign is called 1703 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:34,220 A lemniset 1704 01:05:34,220 --> 01:05:36,220 Oh okay 1705 01:05:36,220 --> 01:05:38,220 Lemniset 1706 01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:40,220 L-E-M-N-I-S-C-A-T-E 1707 01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:42,220 Lemniset 1708 01:05:42,220 --> 01:05:44,220 I said a lemmins 1709 01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,220 Lemniset 1710 01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:48,220 Now this next one 1711 01:05:48,220 --> 01:05:50,220 Contradicts what we 1712 01:05:50,220 --> 01:05:52,220 Talked about before for one of the 1713 01:05:52,220 --> 01:05:54,220 The facts I think 1714 01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:56,220 With the 1715 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,220 The 1716 01:05:58,220 --> 01:06:00,220 Get ready for everything you ever wanted to hear 1717 01:06:00,220 --> 01:06:02,220 Know and find out about 1718 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:04,220 Hulk Hogan 1719 01:06:04,220 --> 01:06:06,220 Hell yeah 1720 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:08,220 That's not what I was loud dude 1721 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:10,220 Hulk really knows how to fucking crash through the wall 1722 01:06:10,220 --> 01:06:12,220 And interrupt the fucking party 1723 01:06:12,220 --> 01:06:14,220 So this fact is saying that 1724 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,220 The longest english word is 1725 01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:18,220 190,000 letters 1726 01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:20,220 But that doesn't make sense 1727 01:06:20,220 --> 01:06:22,220 That was the word we had before 1728 01:06:22,220 --> 01:06:24,220 Well now that we talked about that's not 190,000 1729 01:06:24,220 --> 01:06:26,220 That's one episode it and I don't remember 1730 01:06:26,220 --> 01:06:28,220 It was earlier I don't remember what it was 1731 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,220 Because we couldn't pronounce it so we just named it 1732 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:32,220 It says the longest word found in a major 1733 01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:34,220 Dictionary is 45 letters long 1734 01:06:34,220 --> 01:06:36,220 And that's probably it 1735 01:06:36,220 --> 01:06:38,220 Yeah but 1736 01:06:44,220 --> 01:06:46,220 There 1737 01:06:46,220 --> 01:06:48,220 There's a word 1738 01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:50,220 There's a word 1739 01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,220 There's a word 1740 01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:54,220 There's a word to describe food 1741 01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,220 But it only applies 1742 01:06:56,220 --> 01:06:58,220 Relating to breakfast food 1743 01:06:58,220 --> 01:07:00,220 Like it doesn't apply to any other 1744 01:07:02,220 --> 01:07:04,220 Type of food or snack 1745 01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:06,220 Just breakfast 1746 01:07:06,220 --> 01:07:08,220 But it's not a term 1747 01:07:08,220 --> 01:07:10,220 For breakfast it's a word 1748 01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:12,220 To describe breakfast food 1749 01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:14,220 Breakfast 1750 01:07:14,220 --> 01:07:16,220 That is Gentacular 1751 01:07:18,220 --> 01:07:20,220 You wanna touch my Gentacular 1752 01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:22,220 Yeah 1753 01:07:22,220 --> 01:07:24,220 Jesus sir 1754 01:07:24,220 --> 01:07:26,220 Your Gentacular is showing 1755 01:07:26,220 --> 01:07:28,220 Your Gentacular is hanging out 1756 01:07:28,220 --> 01:07:30,220 Hey listen Doc 1757 01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:32,220 I'll tell you what the other day 1758 01:07:32,220 --> 01:07:34,220 I moved too quickly and ever since then 1759 01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:36,220 My Gentacular has hurt when I get out of bed 1760 01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:38,220 Oh my god dude 1761 01:07:38,220 --> 01:07:40,220 That does not sound 1762 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,220 Gentacular 1763 01:07:42,220 --> 01:07:44,220 You see the Gentacular is on her 1764 01:07:44,220 --> 01:07:46,220 You see the Gentacular is on her 1765 01:07:46,220 --> 01:07:48,220 The word confetti 1766 01:07:48,220 --> 01:07:50,220 Let's have one more 1767 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:52,220 Meaning 1768 01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:54,220 Everyone knows like confetti 1769 01:07:54,220 --> 01:07:56,220 Yes 1770 01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:58,220 What do you think the name for a 1771 01:07:58,220 --> 01:08:00,220 Single piece of confetti is 1772 01:08:00,220 --> 01:08:02,220 Confetto 1773 01:08:02,220 --> 01:08:04,220 Confetto 1774 01:08:04,220 --> 01:08:06,220 Oh 1775 01:08:06,220 --> 01:08:08,220 So close 1776 01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:10,220 One singular piece 1777 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:12,220 Of confetti 1778 01:08:12,220 --> 01:08:14,220 Is that spanish or is that latin 1779 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:16,220 Italian 1780 01:08:16,220 --> 01:08:18,220 One being 1781 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:20,220 The ending for words with 1782 01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:22,220 Single 1783 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:24,220 I could not tell you 1784 01:08:24,220 --> 01:08:26,220 The E ending being words with plural 1785 01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:28,220 It could be 1786 01:08:28,220 --> 01:08:30,220 It could be spanish or italian 1787 01:08:30,220 --> 01:08:32,220 It could be spanish and italian have different words 1788 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:34,220 For different genders 1789 01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:36,220 There's only two by the way 1790 01:08:36,220 --> 01:08:38,220 Different words 1791 01:08:38,220 --> 01:08:40,220 For each gender and each language I mean 1792 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:42,220 It's latin 1793 01:08:42,220 --> 01:08:44,220 I found that out pretty quick 1794 01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:46,220 Italian 1795 01:08:46,220 --> 01:08:48,220 Yeah because in latin it was 1796 01:08:48,220 --> 01:08:50,220 Confessere 1797 01:08:50,220 --> 01:08:52,220 And then in italian it became confetti 1798 01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,220 Meaning sweets 1799 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:58,220 Sweet 1800 01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:00,220 It also comes from 1801 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:02,220 Confectum which means something prepared 1802 01:09:02,220 --> 01:09:04,220 What do you think Carl's doing right now 1803 01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:06,220 I got one more 1804 01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:08,220 I don't know if he's going to pick up today 1805 01:09:08,220 --> 01:09:10,220 Dude 1806 01:09:10,220 --> 01:09:12,220 Due to circumstances 1807 01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:14,220 I like that 1808 01:09:14,220 --> 01:09:16,220 Do you like 1809 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:18,220 Antigrams 1810 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:20,220 Antigrams are 1811 01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:22,220 Fucking fascinating 1812 01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:24,220 I'm not 1813 01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:26,220 Against 1814 01:09:26,220 --> 01:09:28,220 Grams 1815 01:09:28,220 --> 01:09:30,220 I prefer 1816 01:09:30,220 --> 01:09:32,220 Younger women 1817 01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:34,220 I traditionally don't go after 1818 01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:36,220 Antigrams 1819 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:38,220 Ants or grams 1820 01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:40,220 I 1821 01:09:40,220 --> 01:09:42,220 Don't know how to 1822 01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:44,220 Go from here I'm debating on 1823 01:09:44,220 --> 01:09:46,220 Just walking 1824 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:48,220 I'm 1825 01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:50,220 LORRED 1826 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,220 Yeah I know what an anagram is 1827 01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:54,220 Do you know of any? Like off the top of your head 1828 01:09:54,220 --> 01:09:56,220 You can think of? Do you? 1829 01:09:56,220 --> 01:09:58,220 Any anagrams you can think of? 1830 01:09:58,220 --> 01:10:00,220 Because I have a feel 1831 01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:02,220 Like schoolmaster 1832 01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:04,220 Like schoolmaster 1833 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:06,220 Does that ring a bell 1834 01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:08,220 To anything? No 1835 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:10,220 An anagram for schoolmaster is 1836 01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:12,220 The classroom 1837 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:14,220 Which is kind of weird 1838 01:10:14,220 --> 01:10:16,220 Another one 1839 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:18,220 Western Union 1840 01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:20,220 No wire unsent 1841 01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:22,220 Oh yeah okay 1842 01:10:22,220 --> 01:10:24,220 Clint Eastwood, Old West Action 1843 01:10:28,220 --> 01:10:30,220 Astronomers 1844 01:10:30,220 --> 01:10:32,220 Moonstarers 1845 01:10:32,220 --> 01:10:34,220 Like you can take those 1846 01:10:34,220 --> 01:10:36,220 The letters, yeah 1847 01:10:36,220 --> 01:10:38,220 We can do that. Rearrangement 1848 01:10:38,220 --> 01:10:40,220 And like it has some form of like significance 1849 01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:42,220 Like Clint Eastwood has done a bunch of 1850 01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:44,220 Old West Action films has he not? 1851 01:10:44,220 --> 01:10:46,220 Yeah 1852 01:10:46,220 --> 01:10:48,220 That's pretty crazy. Astronomers or 1853 01:10:48,220 --> 01:10:50,220 Moonstarers. It's kind of fucking weird 1854 01:10:52,220 --> 01:10:54,220 Like who? You son of a bitch 1855 01:10:56,220 --> 01:10:58,220 You know 1856 01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,220 See? Good damn 1857 01:11:00,220 --> 01:11:02,220 The bitch. Sir, listen 1858 01:11:02,220 --> 01:11:04,220 Sir 1859 01:11:04,220 --> 01:11:06,220 You 1860 01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,220 I fuck with the holiness's head 1861 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:10,220 That's not good 1862 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:12,220 He doesn't believe in space 1863 01:11:12,220 --> 01:11:14,220 He doesn't have to go to fucking counseling now 1864 01:11:14,220 --> 01:11:16,220 Space is where Jesus lives 1865 01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:18,220 Well he doesn't believe in space 1866 01:11:18,220 --> 01:11:20,220 Does the pope believe in space? 1867 01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:22,220 This is the pope that blended space 1868 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,220 Or science and religion 1869 01:11:24,220 --> 01:11:26,220 Do popes believe in space dude? 1870 01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:30,220 I just said 1871 01:11:30,220 --> 01:11:32,220 This is the pope that blended science and religion 1872 01:11:32,220 --> 01:11:34,220 Yeah but do he really be believing though? 1873 01:11:34,220 --> 01:11:36,220 Or is that just a move? 1874 01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:38,220 He was a scientist 1875 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:40,220 This guy? Yeah 1876 01:11:40,220 --> 01:11:42,220 He's got a doctorate 1877 01:11:42,220 --> 01:11:44,220 Get the fuck out of here dude 1878 01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:46,220 He's got a PhD 1879 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,220 I don't believe you. He's got a pretty huge dick 1880 01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:50,220 Ask him. No I believe it 1881 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:52,220 Look at that thumb 1882 01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:54,220 Say no 1883 01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,220 I'm sorry 1884 01:11:56,220 --> 01:12:00,220 I think we need to get out of here 1885 01:12:00,220 --> 01:12:02,220 Yeah I don't 1886 01:12:02,220 --> 01:12:04,220 I don't disagree with that 1887 01:12:04,220 --> 01:12:06,220 Bunch of haters 1888 01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:10,220 I mean yeah you know we can bounce dude 1889 01:12:10,220 --> 01:12:12,220 You can bounce, move on to the next thing in your day 1890 01:12:12,220 --> 01:12:14,220 Or your night 1891 01:12:14,220 --> 01:12:16,220 Wherever you may be after listening 1892 01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:18,220 Up to this point 1893 01:12:18,220 --> 01:12:20,220 Love you 1894 01:12:20,220 --> 01:12:22,220 I love you too 1895 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:24,220 You're welcome 1896 01:12:24,220 --> 01:12:26,220 Thank you 1897 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:28,220 Tell your fucking friends 1898 01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:30,220 Good morning 1899 01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:32,220 Good night 1900 01:12:32,220 --> 01:12:34,220 This has been another 1901 01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:36,220 Brother Man 1902 01:12:36,220 --> 01:12:38,220 Podcast 1903 01:12:38,220 --> 01:12:40,220 I just want my guy right now 1904 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:42,220 I just want somebody that's wanted 1905 01:12:44,220 --> 01:12:46,220 Absolutely 1906 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:48,220 If you make us chase you or search in your house 1907 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,220 We're gonna all go through hell 1908 01:12:50,220 --> 01:12:52,220 So let's don't do that 1909 01:12:52,220 --> 01:12:54,220 Let's not do that dude 1910 01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:56,220 Let's not all go through hell 1911 01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:58,220 So even though the giveaway is over 1912 01:12:58,220 --> 01:13:00,220 Even though the giveaway is over 1913 01:13:00,220 --> 01:13:02,220 Still tag more people dude 1914 01:13:02,220 --> 01:13:04,220 We just keep tabs on him once in a while 1915 01:13:06,220 --> 01:13:08,220 And you know maybe we'll send you 1916 01:13:08,220 --> 01:13:10,220 Like one of the heaters in the studio 1917 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:12,220 What did you just fucking 1918 01:13:12,220 --> 01:13:14,220 Tell 1919 01:13:14,220 --> 01:13:16,220 Tell your friends 1920 01:13:16,220 --> 01:13:18,220 Right on brother 1921 01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:20,220 Hell yeah brother 1922 01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:22,220 It's over come on out 1923 01:13:22,220 --> 01:13:50,220 You're like a man