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Day empremore note

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Welcome to the podcast.

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Once again, I'm your trusty host, James.

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We are back in the polarized kingdom.

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We talk about movies, polarizing movies, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

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Sometimes the critics love them.

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Sometimes the audiences hate them or vice versa.

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No matter what they disagree.

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These two sides were jumping into a franchise today that is pretty far down the road.

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It's a number 10.

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We're starting from number 10.

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It's is it 10?

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I don't know.

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It's Roman numerals.

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It's fast X baby.

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We have gone to the points point where they've gone to Roman numerals.

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They haven't done that before.

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I don't think have they?

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Is there a five with a V?

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I'm trying to think here.

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I think it's mostly been what do you say?

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Alpha numeric?

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Is that what you would call numbers?

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Let's look at those numbers over here from the critics.

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It is a 56% from the audience.

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It is an 84% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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So it's close to being almost fresh from the critics, but it is divisive nonetheless.

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It is a two and a half hour juggernaut of a movie that doesn't quite wrap everything

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up.

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Should you be surprised on its 10th installment that it doesn't finish everything.

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There's more to be had.

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Before I get too ahead of myself, I need a couple friends.

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Dare I say family.

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Yeah, there it is with me here today.

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I have my trusty cohost.

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I consider myself just a guest of this established very top of the line podcast.

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You're hearing to hear in the line.

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Let's start the show.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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I got the one and only the great, great brandy knee is joining me.

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How the hell are you friend family?

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Come into the come into the polarized kingdom and let's talk.

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Let's talk some polarizing movies.

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I'm doing later.

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I want to do my Vin Diesel.

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I'm doing good.

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I don't know.

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It's a work in progress, but I'm doing well, man.

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I'm excited to talk about this.

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This movie, right?

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When you're about to get into your van, it looks like you're almost about to pop a blood

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vessel because you're trying.

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You're like, I know he acts so hard.

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I just I mean, there there's a lot of things that could be said about this movie that could

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Yeah, I don't know.

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We might be pretty critical about this.

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At least I might going to be pretty critical about this movie.

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But one thing I'm not going to be critical of is the concept of Vin really acting with

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everything he's got, because, yeah, it's it's a part of these franchise because I'm a huge

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fan.

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I guess let's get started into the how we feel about fast movies, where we're at in

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this franchise and all of that.

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But actually, wait, before we do that, we should probably bring in the guest.

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Yeah, let's bring in that.

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Let's bring in that guy to choose a partnership.

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We're we're we're buddies, but we need somebody in the backseat, I think, as well.

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Or maybe if there's like a little middle seat in the front and we're all like hanging out

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together in like a truck.

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Cruising around in a car with cannons on the side of it.

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Yes, of course, in which you can launch yourself into the air.

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Yes, and turn your whole car into like a missile.

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The weirdest feature.

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That thing got jammed, but you could switch those hinges around and launch in the air.

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No problem.

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And rotate and go downward into something and then create space instead of just making

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it even worse for someone to drive through is a big fireball.

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You blew it up and then created space for him to effortlessly drive through his bird

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corpse.

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Or is he dead?

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I don't even know who even knows in this movie, but there's there's somebody here that is

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a family member of this podcast and a founding member of the Polaris Kingdom.

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And he's been with us definitely on the most EPS.

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He's he's the reigning MVP, most valuable primate.

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We're going to do monkey.

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We're considering a monkey with man or child movie series if we can find enough for monkey

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with man.

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And it was his idea.

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Let's get him in.

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He's the Alec Baldwin of RS and L. He keeps coming back.

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Don't shoot.

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Oh no.

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Let's let's let's get he's going to do his job.

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We're off the rails.

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Let's get him in here.

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Well it's not on rails.

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It's from the road brand.

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And it's just say my fucking name.

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Danny fucking birds get in here.

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Motherfucker.

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You dirty dog.

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We're back.

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You were back with the big family.

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The family's back.

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I hope everyone watched Fast One through nine before this.

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If not, turn this off right now.

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We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back.

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So we just watched all of the best movies leading up to this.

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Wow.

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How easy.

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I feel like I just went on a very long road trip.

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I didn't sleep.

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I need to drink some Monster Energy drink.

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And I got a Red Bull.

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I'm surprised I haven't seen them drink Monster.

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Besides they just drink Corona.

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But you don't even really drink in this movie.

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No, it's like just like some like Coronas on a Sunday barbecue when they're not driving.

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They are not.

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They are not driving.

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You're right.

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That's such a good point, James, that they can't really be drinking in scenes because

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they're immediately going to get into a car.

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It's amazing that Corona got this much play.

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It will be all about driving vehicles.

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You think they could play that for laughs like Roman just getting super fucked up and

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then having to get on the road and trying to get away.

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There's like no citizens around if it was like in an open field and there's just bad

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guys in hand maybe.

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And he has to like figure out how to drive drunk in an open open field and not hit like

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a single tree.

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And then he hits the single tree and then it's everybody has.

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I mean, I would posit that he could he would probably end up doing less damage as drunkenly

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driving than they do with a safe attached to the back of their car.

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You know, you know, you hit everything.

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That's the least.

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If you were drunk, we'd feel better about it.

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Like at least I was a little drunk.

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And that's why I'm not stone cold, sober, murdering people with a huge safe attached

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to the back of his car.

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I bet Corona has like a reverse product placement deal with them where they're like, as each

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movie goes on, you have to put less Coronas in your movie.

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It's funny to think that's why that's always at the end.

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I don't know.

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They need to.

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I'm surprised they don't have like a I haven't seen any cross promotion on a Corona box or

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bottle being like, I guess I don't know if they would change the flavor or just be like,

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hey, oh, you brought a Corona, you son of a bitch.

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You did it.

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Danny's popping around right now.

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I mean, right.

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Right.

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Which also I don't know if I'm taking taking the time to talk to you guys about this is

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our first.

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Our Lord and Savior.

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Goddamnit, Danny.

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Here we go again.

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I can totally imagine Vin doing the same thing.

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Just.

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Uh huh.

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He's like, you know what?

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Jesus is kind of like this Corona.

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I think these beers, these specific Coronas have been out for a while.

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And I think Fast and the Furious is missing a huge, leaving a lot of money on the table

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and missing a huge opportunity because this is literally called familiar.

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There's Corona familiar.

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Why aren't they drinking these like this?

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And why didn't you just call it family?

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Like what are we doing here?

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Familiar.

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We're really missing each other and then not promoting like I don't get it.

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I.

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We got to get you.

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Yeah, just take it.

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Take the R off Alan and then just put Vin's head somewhere.

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Just his head.

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I would love that.

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That's a liquor bottle that was the shape of Vin Diesel's head.

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That'd be so cool.

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It's a tequila.

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It's his head.

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You just drink out like the top of his head.

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What if it was his mouth is where the liquid came out and he had to kiss him to drink the.

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I don't like it.

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I don't like it.

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You don't like it?

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What a.

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You don't think Vin Diesel is an international sex symbol.

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He is definitely promoted as such.

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I'm surprised you're not picking up on that.

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I mean, is it self promotion?

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Does that count?

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If you ask him, like, I'm sure he owns a lot of his own cologne.

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Yeah, the the.

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What is the freight.

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Container that the kid smuggled in.

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That was actually all of his.

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You just already had that.

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That's part of the budget.

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That's part of the budget.

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My two thousand miles of cologne that I just drench myself in every morning.

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Because, you know, Vin probably just.

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He's like the rock made us wheel around all of his weight equipment.

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We're taking this whole container full of cologne and doing something with it.

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If it's not cologne, it's for sure like an aftershave, like heavy aftershave.

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It's called engine grease.

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Vin, people don't want.

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Now we're talking so much about Vin, but I just have to say.

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Like him overall in this movie and the dialogue is is something something to to behold in

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itself, but him speaking every single time was like the most poetic.

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One liner like a philosophical sort of quote.

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Proverbs sort of thing.

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Like very broad sort of thing.

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Shakespearean.

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Yes.

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Yeah.

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But he's telling little Brian like, yeah, you just got to do this and this.

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And like they bring it back at the end.

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It has nothing to fucking do with it.

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Like like telling the kid to like launch a car off of the fucking road.

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Like it was like that.

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Oh, that was such a stretch.

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Like I would be so confused as his child.

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And it's heavy handed too, because they cut to a lot of things visually.

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I'm like, remember, remember, like, no, we got it.

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We got it.

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No, it's OK.

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I got it.

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But these movies have done that multiple times.

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And it cracks me up that there is a flashback to a part of the movie we've seen.

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Like that concept is no, but not just that.

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But like in a Fast and Furious movie, it's been done before where there will be a flashback

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at the end of the movie about what happened and like what was in the beginning of the

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movie.

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Like we had forgotten.

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We had forgotten about the movie we're currently watching.

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Just like, wow, they're taking it.

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Like you don't trust us at all.

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What did you think?

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I'm just walking in on this like fucking hour and a half like like just in case you're just

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joining us.

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This isn't a radio show.

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It's tough for like a movie being in its 10th part not to do this, but I do feel like half

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of the time, especially the first act of this movie is spent trying to catch people up and

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reestablishing things and trying to make sure everyone's up to speed on everything.

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And it's like a lot of time is spent on that rather than just trusting everyone to like

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propel us into the next installment.

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It's like it's really takes its time in that first act.

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And that was kind of just like already sleepy because it's felt like.

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I mean, it felt like the end because it was I was doing the family thing with the coronas

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right at the beginning.

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Sure.

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Yeah.

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Disorienting.

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You're like, wait a minute.

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This the beginning of this movie does this thing.

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I can't remember if it was Danny.

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You have to hold on.

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I guess the cold open the second.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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Where this movie is like padded with it was we were watching Rocky.

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And it was like Rocky 2 or something like that.

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And it's like a lot of that movie is three.

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Yeah, it was three.

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Three.

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A lot of that movie is for the other movies.

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Yeah.

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Just like, oh, man.

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I think it might have been for we watch.

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Yeah, it was we watched three or four recently together.

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But four is pretty great.

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But a lot of it is like half of the movie is just montages where they are showing past

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Rocky movies and all his past accomplishments.

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And the opening of the movie is the ending of the previous movie.

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Exactly.

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Maybe it is three because it's like it's when Creed and Rocky are best buds and they're

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hanging out and they show that as the opening to the next movie.

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And it's like, wow, like how much of this movie is just the 45 minutes of the movie

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is actual the original.

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Right.

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Montages of Klobber Lang like working out and getting ready to like take him down, which

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like it seems insane, though, like to like with especially with these movies with Fast

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and Furious, it seems insane to be like, hey, remember this to like like there's so much

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story that like it's so complicated.

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Yeah.

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Come on, man.

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We're already here.

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We're in it.

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Call.

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Let's go.

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You know, yeah, like I'm sure, you know, friends became enemies.

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Enemies became friends.

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Like we're we're already on board.

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Like I think if you have to keep recapping us like multiple times, it starts to feel

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like fan service at that point.

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Well, yeah, like I mean, honestly, it's moments for people in the audience watching it at

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the theater to like, oh, yeah, like I remember that.

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Yeah.

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And that's what a lot of this is, because it is rehashing a previous thing that already

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happened in their storyline.

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So I guess maybe they feel more beholden to kind of refresh people on the things leading

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up to five and how some of those aspects might play play a part.

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And obviously, and I just I didn't watch I haven't watched that one in a while.

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I don't remember a lot about it besides the safe chase scene and everything.

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But rehashing some of that stuff, bringing someone back from that and using that same

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set piece again, I don't know if that was really used to the effect that they wanted

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or was as satisfying as I may have thought it could have been.

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But I agree with you.

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Yeah, it's an open, stretching road.

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It's a bridge like, I don't know, it looks so terrible.

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Like you can tell it's worse.

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It looks worse.

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Are we talking about the opening scene?

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Yeah, we're talking about the opening scene.

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But then again, it brings it back later on, too.

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You know, isn't it wild rehashing the five one?

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Yeah.

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To pick arguably their most controversial set piece of like all the movies they've done.

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The one with like the most massive casualties like without a doubt, like most irresponsible

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thing they've probably done.

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I mean, everything else, you know, with the submarine and all that, they're out in the

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middle of the Antarctic or something.

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This was like you're in a metropolitan city ripping around with fucking, you know, with

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a with a fucking ballpark.

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Like a Man of Steel into Batman versus Superman, right?

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Because yeah, all that shit happens in Man of Steel.

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All the reaction of the audience members who are just like fuck, like they were just destroying

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building after building.

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Like how are the human costs and like no addressing that.

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And then Batman or Superman is Batman on the ground, like experiencing it all.

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And then that's essentially but this cold open.

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I don't know.

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The editing was super clunky and not all throughout the movie.

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Definitely some some bright spots or like parts that were more clunky than others.

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But this opening was kind of clunky to me, even just throwing him into the water and

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his him opening and opening his eyes didn't tell me no quickly.

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It didn't tell me enough.

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Yeah, I was insanely brief.

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Maybe I don't know enough about his father and his family family.

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But I wanted a little bit more as to why he got so fucking cuckoo bananas.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah, I guess I want to see that origin story a little bit of like what what did he do in

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between all this time leading up to it up to this point to make him so fucking bananas?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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It's like going to be the Joker.

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Then make him like the fucking Joker issue.

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He needs more of a reason.

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He need to be like he's been in a fucking mental institution for like, you know, 10

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years or whatever.

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Like there needs to be more of a reason why he's a fucking wackadoodle psycho.

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And you just like inserted a character, you know, into this story where it's like, you

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know, yeah, like they didn't.

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Yeah.

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If you're going to have if you're going to bring somebody out from the woodwork like

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that, which this movie kind of always does, though.

370
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Oh, for sure.

371
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Yeah, it's unsurprising.

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There's one of our family members in the John Cena being a brother and not him.

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Right.

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No one knowing about this brother like in the last movie, too, is insane.

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Man, he's I think the introduction to Abuela this this episode was fucking this season.

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This movie was wild as well, because it's like there's been a grandma in this family

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the whole fucking time that's alive.

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Where is she?

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Someone's going to be going after grandma.

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She's not saying anymore.

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That's when you get scared when they introduce people, you're like, oh, that's good.

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Someone's going to use that person as leverage.

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And then the sun, there's so much time given to the sun.

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Her outfit, the Abuela's outfit is so funny to me because it's like she got like it's

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like a lot of the characters in this, which is always cracks me up because a friend of

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mine that I go to see this with always points it out because it's just like you could kind

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of not.

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A friend of mine, Brian, Brian, but I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

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But he always points it out.

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And it's so funny to me because like you can miss it because you're watching a movie and

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everybody is dressed like they are a movie star in a movie, not like they're in a like,

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you know, actually inhabiting like a real space.

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It's just everybody looks like they're a movie star.

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And the Abuela is such a great example of that.

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And it cracks me up because she has this shirt that has the color like popped up and then

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she's got like all of this jewelry on.

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And her shirt has a and I mean, God, she is the most stylish older woman I've ever seen

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because like she so she's got a pop color.

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She's got this big jewelry, big necklace, and then her shirt is tucked into her jeans

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and it's a white on white.

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And then she's got these like fun little boots on.

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You're like, oh, my God, this is like she looks great.

403
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So that's Rita Marino from West Side Story.

404
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Famous actor.

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She is an EGOT.

406
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Wow.

407
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Fucking way.

408
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I'm like an EGOT.

409
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Wow.

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She's in the Fast and the Furious.

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She does very little in this movie.

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So part of me is like, oh, that's kind of upsetting.

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Then you have an EGOT.

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Oh, that's just that's the poll that they got, man.

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Helen Mirren.

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Helen Mirren will just show up for a little bit.

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And I mean, like, like, but here's what I think is like, if you're going to show us

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all these montages of shit that we already know, instead, give me a montage of Abuela.

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Like what's she been doing?

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Oh, oh, like if you would have just showed me a montage of all the things she's been

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getting into while the Toretto's have been international, like fucking smuggling, crime

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fighting race car race car enthusiasts.

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My God, I'm realizing Vince wearing sleeves in these pictures.

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Yeah.

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Is that weird?

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For people who don't know, we're all sleeveless because of in support of Vince allergy to

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sleeves.

428
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,720
Well, did the Rock take sleeveless shirts from him, too?

429
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Oh, probably.

430
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Yeah, that's right.

431
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He was like, oh, listen, somehow there was an agreement.

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So you're bringing up a point about the production of this movie that I kind of it's always funny

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to talk about because of how egotistical diesel is and like this is a movie that is filled

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to the brim with A-list actors.

435
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So like we were joking about in the trailer about how it was seven minutes long.

436
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And yeah, it's like you have to you have to give one and a half minutes, which already

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sounds creepy.

438
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I mean, you sound like you're exaggerating, but it was not for us.

439
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It was four and a half minute trailer.

440
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But yes, you have to give everybody their time.

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And yes, you're talking about going into this was and it's egregious because it's such a

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last minute thing that is put into the movie that is so insider Hollywood shit where Vin

443
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and the Rock have been at odds with each other and really don't like working with each other

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because no surprise, both of them think that they're like too big for their britches, egotistical,

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don't like their attitude, whatever.

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And going into this, like I feel like production had all had already wrapped on this movie.

447
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And then there was some reconciliation happened.

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And I mean, really, what we're talking about, too, is that Black Adam didn't do well.

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So he needs to get back into Fast and Furious movies as quickly as possible because he needs

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to keep that juice going.

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Which what happened was Vin and like triple X and shit, right?

452
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Probably Chronicles of Red Egg and stuff.

453
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Chronicles of Red Egg.

454
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Oh, God.

455
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And something.

456
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Oh, go ahead.

457
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No, no, you go.

458
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No, no, you go.

459
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Not going.

460
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Well, OK.

461
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So also, then apparently the like Statham and the Rock aren't getting along well and

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shit and Statham and Vin.

463
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Like that's where having Hobbs and Shaw spin off worked well for the Rock and Statham.

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But then I guess they kept them all separate.

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Like it's like none of them want to be even on the same set together.

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Like I'll be a traitor.

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Seems like he's double wide for my John Cena just seems like the easiest person to work

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with.

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Like it seems like everybody gets along with that guy.

470
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,840
But do you think that Vin Diesel had John Cena killed in the movie?

471
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And the Rock fucking hates Tyrese as well.

472
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:59,600
But do you think Vin Diesel purposely had John Cena's character killed in this movie

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so that either the Rock could come back or so he doesn't have to share the screen with

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the other?

475
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I have no idea.

476
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If there's like a power pole or anything, I don't know what that may be.

477
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I just thought him adding stakes, I guess.

478
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I thought it was crazy that they made John Cena's character suddenly likeable.

479
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I was going to just bring that up.

480
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He killed him off in the same movie.

481
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Totally.

482
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Surprising to me.

483
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Because I like him a lot too.

484
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I think he's funny.

485
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But he wasn't likeable in the one before this.

486
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Like he was a totally different character.

487
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He was the villain.

488
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Yeah.

489
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So I mean that's the thing.

490
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Now he's like slapstick fun uncle and then dead deadzo bananas at the end of the movie.

491
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That's like Statham right too.

492
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He was like had an action scene protecting a baby in what like seven or whatever it was

493
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and before that he was the villain, you know, at some point.

494
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Maybe it's little Brian in this movie.

495
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,520
Yeah, right.

496
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That's like essentially nine, ten years have passed and that baby is supposed to be the

497
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one that's that is in the ending of that movie.

498
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Correct.

499
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Yeah.

500
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:12,600
Which is another than is featured in this movie because we go to Rio de Janeiro out

501
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of the 12 locations that this movie has and it was Auntie did he was his original.

502
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:20,760
OK.

503
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:26,440
What that lady had a child with the diesel without Vin Diesel knowing about correct.

504
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,440
Yeah.

505
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,440
And then yeah.

506
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:34,480
And so that it has a name and then she dies and he's just like we're going to little Brian.

507
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:35,480
Yeah.

508
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,640
I mean, your name kid like you're this guy who's still alive.

509
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:44,680
Well, I don't think she said that she ever named him because of I think some type of

510
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,080
like cultural thing where the father needs to name the child.

511
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:56,960
You imagine having a child for like, I don't know, five or six months and you don't call

512
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:57,960
it a name at all.

513
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,480
You're like, hey, baby.

514
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:02,280
And surely staring kills her.

515
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280
Yeah.

516
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:08,000
And then at the end of this movie, they're they're essentially teaming up.

517
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,280
So it'll be interesting seeing how they reckon with that in the next one.

518
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:15,720
But having a joker come and supersede Charlize Theron right off the bat, I was already kind

519
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,040
of like thrown for a loop because she already was kind of the Thanos to me in this world.

520
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:24,200
And so to have like someone else, they were like, yeah, like push Thanos aside and have

521
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:30,160
Thanos like work with them for a bit just was like, this is getting a little too like

522
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,080
convoluted and layered.

523
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:36,440
And I really like I really I like her and she maybe overall in the end maybe will still

524
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:41,200
be a big bad and go back to, you know, maybe she's more of a magneto or some shit like

525
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,040
that and where you just see.

526
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,040
So I don't know, Scarlett.

527
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,040
We.

528
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,520
She's actually more of a magneto.

529
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:57,720
I feel like she's going to be like there's a lot of world building in this movie for

530
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,720
sure.

531
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,440
There's too much of everything in this movie, which is so funny because that's it's like

532
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:07,840
a weird it's weird critique because I know that's what I come to expect out of these

533
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:12,680
movies is for them to be overstuffed with shit in it.

534
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,360
And the three lines now, and that's fun on this one.

535
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,360
I don't know.

536
00:28:16,360 --> 00:28:22,120
This time it was it was too the sausage was bursting at the seams like it was like, yeah,

537
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:27,320
there's too much going on, which is such a again, a weird critique of this movie.

538
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:31,320
I would assume that people every time I tell somebody that, oh, yeah, I love these Fast

539
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:35,040
and Furious movies, they probably think that in the back of their head, they're like, those

540
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,480
movies are these overblown stupid movies.

541
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,480
Yeah.

542
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,480
Fucking messes.

543
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:40,480
And like, no, no, they're cool.

544
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,480
They're cool.

545
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,480
They're cool.

546
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:43,480
There was an art to it.

547
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,280
There was an art to it at a time like when you five, six, seven, and then even in the

548
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,280
eight, they're five to seven.

549
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,280
That's that.

550
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,280
That's the sweet spot for sure.

551
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:58,360
And as they build that, like that, that legendary mythos where it's like, we're going to read,

552
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:02,960
we're going to turn these people into and like, no, that progression is not slow.

553
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:07,480
It's pretty immediate and like, they become superheroes very quickly.

554
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,480
You can do it in a car.

555
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:10,480
They've done it.

556
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,480
They've done it.

557
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:16,840
There's some of the beauty, but like there's things you should not be doing in a car that

558
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,840
they've done as well.

559
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,320
Things that you previously thought previously impossible to do in a car.

560
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,280
They've also done those as well.

561
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,760
And I have no idea what I'm saying because it's like, what did I am I saying?

562
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:30,480
I broke my suspension of disbelief at some point, but it's like the whole time they've

563
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:35,920
been doing bonkers shit like so like, I guess I can't say they jump a shark or anything

564
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,480
like that, but it's just it's right.

565
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:43,120
But it's it's weirdly too much in this where you're like, you're not doing anything well

566
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,120
like years and stuff too.

567
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,040
You have you have you have the past, the passing of the garden stuff.

568
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:53,000
And like this is becoming one of those franchises like the Bond franchise where different people

569
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,120
gets to now take their spin on it.

570
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,040
Yeah, which kind of makes it up.

571
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,320
Agree with the matter, but the dress between the through line is just like it's weak because

572
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:09,440
it's relying so much on five and this other family and villain that you've kind of done

573
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:15,040
away with five movies going to reintroduce them in a way to make it as important as it

574
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:20,000
felt in five is kind of hard and almost impossible when you already have such a good villain

575
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:25,640
and Charlize Theron and it almost kind of robs her and kind of defangs her a little

576
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,640
bit in my mind.

577
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,000
And that's like really fucks with me because I like the idea of bringing people into the

578
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
family.

579
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
Always love that.

580
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,680
That's a fun thing.

581
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:41,160
And to have her be as close as she is just kind of annoys me because as crazy as Momoa

582
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:46,560
is, he doesn't get enough of a backstory because they're already busy doing much other other

583
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:53,640
bullshit and you're supposed to like know that you're supposed to.

584
00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:57,080
You're supposed to like they're relying on you like to know so much about five.

585
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,760
And even if you do, it's like not necessary.

586
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,920
And then when they build him or like the reason you wouldn't know about him leading up into

587
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:10,160
this movie as well is because maybe they're also trying to hide fuckface McGee.

588
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:17,080
The 42 main characters, he can't throw that out there.

589
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:21,080
The guy that's like the big twist at the end that you find out it's like he was already

590
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,840
going against Dom.

591
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,840
But then you find out that he's then you want it to be buddies with Dom.

592
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,280
But then you find out he's against Dom in a different way.

593
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,760
And it just I don't care about that.

594
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Cool.

595
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:32,760
Oh, yeah.

596
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,940
Well, because he's such a milquetoast guy.

597
00:31:33,940 --> 00:31:38,520
But OK, to backpedal a little bit, because I agree with you that there's these are fundamental

598
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:44,320
issues with this movie is so you don't really get a sense of what the dad that got killed

599
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,720
was like because he says almost nothing in the movie.

600
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720
Right.

601
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:54,040
So you don't know, to like Danny's point earlier, like why is Dante the way that he is?

602
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,160
Sure, they do like kind of explain it away, saying like, oh, he's been like in and out

603
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:01,960
of juvie and, you know, kind of like the streets.

604
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,920
Dad died in a car racing fire.

605
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:12,080
And then the then the like drug lord guy picks him up out of juvie.

606
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080
Right.

607
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,800
He lost all his money because Dom burned it.

608
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,200
He's Dom's the real joker because he's burning the money.

609
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,440
I told you.

610
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:26,160
Oh, I'm doing superhero references.

611
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:27,960
Purely superhero references.

612
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,200
Oh, well, that's so great, because I mean, Comic Con's this weekend.

613
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,880
So I mean, people, you know, I get it.

614
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,280
It's just that kind of, you know, that kind of vibe.

615
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,400
That's what that's what he does a lot.

616
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,760
And I thought I got a kick out of that every single time.

617
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,480
And when a villain just like is he pulls up next to him and is just like, I'm going to

618
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,480
get you.

619
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,640
And he just like the fart sound.

620
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:54,640
It's just like, it's truly crazy.

621
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,800
But then, but in what way, in what direction and how, like, you just know that he's just

622
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,760
generally crazy.

623
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:05,480
But like the joker, the joker thing, even then it was like he has this story that he

624
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,840
shifts and changes depending on the situation.

625
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,720
And that tells you like at least a little, little something.

626
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:15,240
But like Jason, the Moe is just fucking bananas.

627
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,240
That's all.

628
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Yeah.

629
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,920
I think that like that's where like if you're going to explore that part of him, because

630
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,960
there's that whole scene like if we can't talk more about this without talking about

631
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,560
the scene where he's like interviewing those two.

632
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:29,560
Yeah, let's jump around.

633
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,080
There's got to be you want to jump around or do you guys want to take a beat by beat?

634
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080
I got pretty much.

635
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:39,360
I mean, we go be like, but I'm like, all right, yeah, let's go beat by beat.

636
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:43,760
It's really like, you know, we'll get to the we cannot do every beat, though.

637
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,760
We cannot do every beat.

638
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,480
We've talked about the beginning of this movie, so we don't need to do the cold opening.

639
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,480
We all get it.

640
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,640
You know, it's a rehashing of the end of five.

641
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,040
Shirley shows up at the family house.

642
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,040
I mean, let's.

643
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Yeah, there we go.

644
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040
That's yeah.

645
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:03,560
OK, so she has this line that was crazy to me.

646
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,040
Like right off the bat, insane.

647
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:06,040
Oh, shit.

648
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,840
She goes, where is it?

649
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:09,840
Met the devil tonight.

650
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,920
Oh, he's thought it was me kind of disappointing.

651
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:13,920
Whoa.

652
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:22,920
Oh, man, I just just when was on a good one.

653
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:29,760
This is malignant level stuff, though, and it works well in like a B horror movie like

654
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:34,160
it's supposed to be kind of a horror movie where it's like these platitudes, like you're

655
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,320
saying, and just kind of generic sort of speak.

656
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,880
But this is just some of the line like one of those dominant domisms at the beginning

657
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,960
that he says to a little B is no one starts at the finish line.

658
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:47,960
Yeah.

659
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:52,840
Well, I mean, well, I mean, you got the finish line.

660
00:34:52,840 --> 00:35:00,040
And then also at the beginning before the movie starts, one of the companies presenting

661
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,440
the movie is called One Race.

662
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:03,440
Yes.

663
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,040
I wanted to talk about this.

664
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:10,320
How is that not seen as any sort of like problematic for them, like making that?

665
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,120
Because that's that is such a race.

666
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,000
They have race wars earlier in the series.

667
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:16,680
So I don't know.

668
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,680
It's like Adam and about like, let's bring it back.

669
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,200
Race wars like in like the fourth movie or fifth movie is like, we're going back to race

670
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,200
wars.

671
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:30,760
And then he's like, and just to double down, I'm going to make my production company one

672
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,480
rate like, oh, nobody's telling this guy no.

673
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,920
Like the thing is, he's gotten to so many places by everyone saying yes, dude, the people

674
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,480
he doesn't like usually leave.

675
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,480
Right.

676
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,360
If he was like, hey, what do you guys think about the name one?

677
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,880
I'd be like, it's been done before.

678
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:48,880
And like, not a good look.

679
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:57,800
Yeah, like it blows my mind that kind of that level of like, like just.

680
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:03,280
So OK, so this I've read about then is like if you were to press him, like that's his

681
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:07,280
philosophy is he's like, you know, what I would like to see in the world is that we

682
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,800
all just become one race of people.

683
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,600
And he's like in the sense of like, we're all together.

684
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:18,520
And that's like a wipe out and not like a not like a Nazi Aryan thing.

685
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,120
And more like fuck everybody way, I guess.

686
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:23,040
Well, oh, yeah.

687
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:24,560
I mean, I don't know.

688
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,000
Like, I hear what you're all humans.

689
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,280
Right. I mean, his intentions, I think, are good with it.

690
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,560
But you're right. The execution of it is very weird and silly and

691
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:36,760
very much taken the wrong way.

692
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,120
Also, I mean, another

693
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,360
something similar to that, too, that always kind of cracks me up is that

694
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:48,600
Vin presents himself as being biracial in like such a.

695
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:53,320
Like, can't put a pin on it type thing where when they introduce the Abuela,

696
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:56,400
it's like, wait, so he's Mexican.

697
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,400
I thought he was Italian on.

698
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,240
Tom Toretto.

699
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:04,320
And then the videos of his dad are so like, like distorted

700
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:07,200
and like 70s film greasy and stuff.

701
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,080
You're like, I don't know.

702
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,280
It's just a guy in a car.

703
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:13,560
Right. I guess that could be anybody.

704
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:16,720
Like they do get into that in like the the.

705
00:37:16,720 --> 00:37:18,360
The last one, they have flashbacks.

706
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,960
That's like the first time they have a flashback to nine

707
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,040
where it's like showing him and John Cena as kids with their dad.

708
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,720
And then like that, like I can't I forget.

709
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,280
In my memory.

710
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,440
I don't know.

711
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,720
Oh, my God. That'd be cool.

712
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,760
Yeah. Yeah.

713
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,960
Because who knows?

714
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:43,200
Like, but like, wait, is the Abuela like cheese?

715
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,520
You don't have to get hung up on the.

716
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:48,720
I'm sorry to bring bring that bring that.

717
00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:50,840
Yeah, we can move on.

718
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,720
Surely say I'm trying to I'm trying to think of what kind of.

719
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,680
Like, I can't wait to see her.

720
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,200
Is there is there another like a movie that you can think of,

721
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:02,600
like the bad guy coming in and like wounded and being like, I need help.

722
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,600
I don't know. I'm trying to think of another movie, but yeah, whatever.

723
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:09,640
It's it seemed like like an espionage kind of spy movie thing.

724
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,400
And then they get sent on this mission to Italy.

725
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,560
Roman wants to be the one to head it up.

726
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:21,840
Rome, Roman, Rome, Roman, Roman, Roman noodles.

727
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:24,920
Oh, I hate.

728
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,480
You got to do it. They do a lot of that.

729
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,080
And it was not funny.

730
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,200
Bomb. Yeah.

731
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:32,360
They should have put a fart sound at the end of that.

732
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:35,880
And you want I was doing interviews with like

733
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,000
with Ben Diesel before it came out. Yeah.

734
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,400
And it seemed like that's honestly a sin joke that he

735
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,200
he's strong armed into the movie.

736
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,040
And every and again, to your point, Danny, is no one's going to tell him no.

737
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,760
Because that's not like it could be a Tyrese thing, too.

738
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,040
And then there's and then there's this moment where he's in the garage

739
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,560
and he's having this solemn moment where I'm like, well, this movie is taking its time.

740
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,600
But he's like, he's taking a look at all the pictures.

741
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,240
I know what sounds awesome.

742
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:05,760
And and I was like, they're all like nice pictures.

743
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,200
And of course, a Paul Walker and all that stuff.

744
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,240
But some of them I'm like, how did they get who was taking these pictures?

745
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:14,040
Because they're literally just pictures from past movies.

746
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,440
There's a movie, a picture of a shot of like the cameras outside of the car.

747
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,520
And like, I'm like, who's taking that picture as it's like driving and stuff.

748
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,640
It was just cracking me up.

749
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,440
Yeah, they all like worn in and stuff.

750
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,880
I'm like, those are professionally done pictures.

751
00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:37,000
Well, also to and then the music swelled up and I was convinced

752
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,640
he was going to start singing for a moment.

753
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:40,640
Then then Alba Leeta shows up and starts talking.

754
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:46,000
But the music's like swelling and he's looking at pictures and I want you to stay.

755
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:52,880
I felt a moment right there like, yeah, his garage is right back to his garage.

756
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,320
So the queues that he was given.

757
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,840
Did you ever watch those like the like?

758
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,200
He's got a lot of like, yeah.

759
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,680
Oh, yeah. Yes. Yeah.

760
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,160
His pool house. Yeah.

761
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,840
It's the backyard.

762
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,800
And we've we've we've definitely talked about it.

763
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,360
Yeah. I don't know if we've talked about it on Mike, but we might.

764
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,880
I don't know. We might have.

765
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,600
But yeah, there's some videos that you can go check out on YouTube

766
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:20,760
of Vin Diesel in his pool house doing these very, very moody

767
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:23,280
performances of like Rihanna songs and shit.

768
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,400
And it's somebody made the joke.

769
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,800
And his wife goes to the store, he's just like sneaking on there.

770
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,000
Yeah. But yeah,

771
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,160
that's it's just embarrassed as hell by him.

772
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:38,960
He does this pose and his interviews off camera are very odd.

773
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,400
Like he he is an odd person,

774
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,920
but he's a very genuine, honest person, though, like

775
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:47,360
like a dungeon master, too.

776
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,840
He's really into Dungeons and Dragons.

777
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,760
And Paul Walker played wow when like the first movie

778
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,040
they were playing like wow together in their trailer and shit.

779
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,920
And just like, yeah, dunking on nudes and being cool.

780
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,920
And like in like at the same time,

781
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,240
I'm a genuine dork.

782
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:07,360
So they go to Rome.

783
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,040
What do we think of of Rome

784
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:14,080
where they release a metal ball bomb into the streets?

785
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:18,120
And you know, when I saw that, James, I was like, James

786
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:22,320
probably loves this because you're a big what's that car game?

787
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,280
The Rocket League reminded me of Rocket League.

788
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,720
I did not think of that at all.

789
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,800
I've been playing a little rock and legal lately.

790
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,240
And yeah, that's that's a fair, fair comp.

791
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,480
But you know, it was just fine.

792
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,120
I don't know if there was a minigame of this

793
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,560
like scenario in Rome of like this giant explosive

794
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:48,720
ball rolling through the streets of Rome and you're using a car to stop it.

795
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,280
I would play that video game a lot like you have.

796
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:52,560
But you're on the.

797
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:56,200
And anybody out there listening, go make that video game for.

798
00:41:58,040 --> 00:41:59,920
Please. Thank you.

799
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,680
There's a Kickstarter that we can get.

800
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,840
I would play that out of that.

801
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,280
And like, I'm just saying, like

802
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:12,760
that Rome scene took somebody saying pinball with like cars.

803
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,840
Cars. Right. Absolutely.

804
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,840
It's just the thing that frustrated me about that scene is that the whole

805
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,920
like bomb diffusal turning off and on shit

806
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:24,280
was so confusing to me and like how it caught on fire

807
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:28,240
but didn't explode was so weird because like they set up the stakes like,

808
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,600
oh, this is a huge fucking bomb.

809
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,200
So then when it caught on fire, it's like, oh, they're all dead.

810
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,800
And then it just ends up just staying on fire because of like,

811
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,080
do you guys remember like why there's like some signal jamming?

812
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,440
Is that what the deal is? Yeah.

813
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,800
I mean, stuff like that, those large explosives, I'm not sure if they're

814
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:46,760
technically flammable, to be honest, like C4 and shit.

815
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:49,600
I'm not sure if it's like actually like flammable and or you need like

816
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:53,160
a some sort of charge to go.

817
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:58,240
What they call it is they call the neutrino bomb or whatever.

818
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,160
Oh, something. Yes.

819
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,400
That's silly. That that funk in that

820
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:06,120
ludicrous nose like from off the rim.

821
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:06,960
Oh, my God.

822
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,320
And clocks and it goes like, yeah, it's blue.

823
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:12,560
It's a N95 mask.

824
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:13,800
And what?

825
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,440
Yeah.

826
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,120
I think it's really good.

827
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,240
Luda, what do you mean?

828
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,760
But I just can't.

829
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,840
But but Brandon, to be real for a second, like, you know,

830
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:31,840
a a large implosive explosive bomb like then like the outside can be on fire.

831
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,760
It's all like it's like nitro or like it's I don't think that is true.

832
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,520
Are you ludicrous? Are you a bomb expert?

833
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,840
I think I think it's fair to say none of us know for sure, but I just I

834
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,840
was put that statement out there.

835
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,760
I just don't. I don't think

836
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,280
for a brand, I don't think it's like just a bunch of dynamite all in there

837
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,080
that if you light on fire is going to blow up.

838
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,120
I might be a little bit more like circuitry involved and suffer.

839
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,520
You just don't like light it on fire and then it explodes, you know, but

840
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,040
should level of my mind, my knowledge is like in this.

841
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,960
But this is a big dumb movie. So who fucking knows?

842
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,440
They don't. They sure as hell don't.

843
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,160
So they they didn't talk about it nearly as much as we're talking about it right now.

844
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:13,800
You know, nobody on fire who fucking cares.

845
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,320
It'll blow up later.

846
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,120
Right. Right. I see a flaming

847
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,560
giant flaming ball going down the streets of Rome.

848
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,120
And then, oh, my God.

849
00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,920
But then we really see Dante in his element.

850
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:28,040
And some of the lines he's throwing out left and right.

851
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,440
Like, OK, I just kind of want to like start the conversation here

852
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,880
with you guys about his performance and whether you like it or not.

853
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,760
Like just generally and what you do and don't like about it.

854
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,680
Because I think if he wasn't as unhinged as he is,

855
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:46,080
even though there's no explanation for it, which is a bummer, it is like a

856
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,560
kind of is the best part of this movie.

857
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,080
OK. OK. Yeah.

858
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,760
Now, this movie would suck without a great.

859
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:55,800
If he was this stoic and having fun as well because of it.

860
00:44:56,840 --> 00:45:00,800
But I don't think he knew that this movie wasn't going to

861
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,400
like what I'm saying is like that just takes.

862
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,240
It's got to be so tough to know because you read the script

863
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:07,680
and you're like, this is insane.

864
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:10,760
And then you get on set with Vin and he's like bringing you

865
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,320
the Shakespearean performance.

866
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,320
You're like, wait a minute.

867
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:14,920
Like, what is the tone of this movie?

868
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:18,040
I'm so thrown off by what you're giving me and what I'm reading.

869
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,080
It's not flushed out.

870
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,320
And he's just being told unhinged and have fun.

871
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,400
And he does. And and and we have fun as well.

872
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,960
But it's the reasoning and the depth behind it isn't fully there.

873
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:35,200
And even if it is something like Joker, where he his whole thing is chaos,

874
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:38,200
that doesn't really ring home because he does want revenge.

875
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,120
He does care. He cares about the revenge of his family.

876
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:45,000
But that never even really fully comes through about his love and that like

877
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,920
like how much he admired and cared about his father even and how much he cared

878
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:51,320
about his family and all that stuff.

879
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:55,080
But him wanting to take Dom's family like that is that is a pretty good

880
00:45:55,800 --> 00:46:00,800
motive motivation and how he supplants Charlize is my own issue.

881
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,080
But overall, his like his craziness is fun.

882
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,200
He slices a dude's throat and drinks the blood.

883
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,160
I mean, yeah, I was I just was like, wow.

884
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,000
Look at that.

885
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,160
Oh, who?

886
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,680
Yeah, he just makes like like he's like fucking B movie show.

887
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,280
Yeah, I'm here for it.

888
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,600
It's yeah, it's exciting because the really is kind of like

889
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,680
the end of the week a little bit.

890
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:30,000
You can already feel of just like, oh, well, if Charlize can move aside

891
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,080
and he can step in, who can I really bank on being actually like the true

892
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:39,560
evil fucking villain that's not going to either change

893
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,800
side or commiserate with it?

894
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,480
You know, we're not such a mess up there.

895
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,480
Yeah, because I mean, you following it should have been at least.

896
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,640
I don't know what it would have been better for me.

897
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:53,360
So little happens with her in this movie.

898
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,560
She really just gets into like three fights and that's about it.

899
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:02,400
Like, sure, they are together with Michelle Rodriguez.

900
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:06,160
So that kind of puts them together and then puts them in like Antarctica

901
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,160
or whatever. And so, yeah, I guess.

902
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:13,080
Great. Now that team is together and they're figuring stuff out.

903
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,560
But what are they fucking figuring out? Just getting home.

904
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,360
Is that really their whole mission?

905
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,880
And why do we give a shit why Shirley Starran needs to get home

906
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,400
or go back to whatever founding that the ending of this movie was kind of like,

907
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,040
oh, OK.

908
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:31,200
Yeah, but I mean, if we can wrap up on Rome, I guess, because they and oh,

909
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,680
can I can I say one other thing, too?

910
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:37,360
I made I was telling Brandini this, but I made a kind of a grave error

911
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:41,400
where I watched the first half of this movie, got kind of like exhausted a bit

912
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,360
and then paused it and then, you know, was like, oh, finish it before the podcast.

913
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:51,400
In between that time, I went and saw I had to bring my car in to get to get fixed.

914
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:55,520
And and while I was doing that, I went and saw fucking Mission

915
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:58,120
Impossible, Dead Reckoning, part one.

916
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:04,880
And that was a bad move because it just showed this movie up on every level.

917
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:07,200
Just see what's really

918
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:08,920
yeah, everything.

919
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:14,760
And it has a Rome car chase, which is a fucking awesome, funny,

920
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,760
amazing car chase where and it uses that car,

921
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:24,160
the yellow Fiat from Castle Gil or so whatever the Miyazaki movie.

922
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,200
It it's like a little reference to that because he's driving this little tiny

923
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:32,160
yellow Fiat and then you get, you know, this and it's a funny this like

924
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:38,040
crazed henchwoman kind of not really femme fatale, just a henchwoman

925
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,160
who's played by Mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy.

926
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,400
I don't know. I don't know the actress's name, but she is so good.

927
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:48,240
And reminds me of like a James Bond like, I don't know what's

928
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,720
who's the one that gets blown up with the pen?

929
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,200
Never and never say never again.

930
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,640
I think it is. Is it that one?

931
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:57,280
Just like or is it or the or even GoldenEye fought?

932
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,960
Is it Fatima and GoldenEye?

933
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:03,080
Yeah, like kind of her kind of just like a wow.

934
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,040
You don't really know why she's crazy.

935
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:05,960
Yeah, on the top.

936
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,520
Xenia. Yeah, you don't really you don't really need to know.

937
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,680
You know, she's just like, whoa, watch out.

938
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,800
And that has a character in the new mission possible to as well.

939
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,360
I don't know. I could go on and on the dialogue, the setup, the espionage,

940
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,320
everything, and it's a two parter as well.

941
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,200
You already know going in and it and then I went back and finished this movie

942
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:30,000
and I was like, oh, man, this is this is kind of rough in comparison,

943
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,320
but still fun in its own way, too.

944
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:35,680
I love the music, the hip hop, like music drops in this is like,

945
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:39,920
I don't know, going from like, oh, new location, cool music.

946
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,600
Oh, I don't know. There's something cool and fun about that.

947
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,680
I just I'm sorry, but the music for me drives me nuts

948
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:50,560
because it's so like generic, boring, like, you know.

949
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,720
But then like we don't know.

950
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:57,360
We're in the city or like some bullshit.

951
00:49:57,800 --> 00:49:59,720
That's like you're excited.

952
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:01,160
Welcome to the city.

953
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:05,680
At this moment in time, though, like we can all close our eyes

954
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:10,240
and imagine a fast and furious scene transition,

955
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,800
where if you were say, we're about to go to Rio de Janeiro,

956
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:19,400
if you close your eyes, it's going to be like, yes, that then shot up

957
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,240
like up close, hot butt cheek.

958
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,200
Yeah. And then I hit the wrong horn.

959
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:26,880
I hit the sad horn.

960
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,080
I'm like, what are you doing to me?

961
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,440
Am I getting it? Yeah.

962
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:35,240
Am I trying my guy, guys?

963
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,240
Put them on time out.

964
00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:43,040
OK, I'm done. I'm done.

965
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,360
All right. I'm done.

966
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:51,160
Somebody also like every single thing in the soundboard

967
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:56,200
that that you guys have programmed is also to make somebody feel like.

968
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,240
The air horn is the one thing that's like, oh,

969
00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:03,640
80 percent of what we like.

970
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,680
Oh, I feel terrible.

971
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,720
I mean, there's a little

972
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,680
there's a little clap. There you go.

973
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,880
A little. Yeah, that's worse.

974
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,640
Things are going.

975
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,880
It's condescending. It's a little patronizing.

976
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,760
I love. OK.

977
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,760
You guys, there's a DeLorean in this movie.

978
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,480
Did you guys notice the DeLorean?

979
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,440
Is that what's a new DeLorean?

980
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:31,320
No, it was like it's a new DeLorean.

981
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:33,320
It says DeLorean on the front of the car.

982
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:34,960
And I'm like, is that a fucking DeLorean?

983
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:37,360
Was it in the Rio race?

984
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:42,800
So was it was to feature a electric vehicle?

985
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,480
And it it's actually aggressive.

986
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,880
It is.

987
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:52,760
And it's Charlize Theron's vehicle he uses to get from like,

988
00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:59,400
of course, the scene of like whatever to go to run into the blood on VINC mailbox.

989
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:04,800
It's the most trivial moment in time is of all the like malignant or some

990
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:08,120
shit bullshit just happened and then is about to happen.

991
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,960
So this is the DeLorean right here.

992
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:12,560
Looks pretty cool.

993
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,240
Oh, yeah, it does look like a spaceship.

994
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,600
It does look fucking cool.

995
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:20,080
Like does immediately want one like we're.

996
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,440
You know, you got to have the doors open up like that.

997
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,680
Yeah, like they still call them like suicide.

998
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,640
They're not called suicide doors, right?

999
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,360
I feel like that's the only way that's probably insensitive.

1000
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,840
Suicide doors are where just like the Kennedy.

1001
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,000
Or like this.

1002
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,640
Not the doors go like this.

1003
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,280
They open one out and the other out and there's no.

1004
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,480
Like suicide doors are so.

1005
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:46,520
Well, that's how doors work.

1006
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,920
Instead of a car opening like this and then like this, this is like.

1007
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,320
That. Yes.

1008
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:57,680
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

1009
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,840
OK, that makes sense.

1010
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,880
OK, well, I'm not able to put into words what I was trying to say,

1011
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:07,120
but now suicide doors are like a swing open

1012
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:12,400
instead of a this this opens and there's a plunky bar right here.

1013
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:14,800
Right. It's a very elegant.

1014
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,440
These both open.

1015
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:21,560
And again, it is the hearts of the suicide.

1016
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:26,680
Yeah. As far as car design goes, like there's not really a vehicle out there

1017
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,400
that doesn't look already good.

1018
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,800
And that's why they do it.

1019
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:33,680
It is it's it's it to for the body and chassis

1020
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,920
to support the weight that it needs to.

1021
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:40,480
If you can't do that, then those create a very big like

1022
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,600
like engineering problem with the car.

1023
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,320
I'm glad we got car talk in the fast.

1024
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,320
That's great.

1025
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,840
We got the chassis in here.

1026
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,520
This is we know we're doing.

1027
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,560
Wow. We're hitting all the.

1028
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:53,840
Yeah, we're doing it right.

1029
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:56,000
Boys. Well, OK.

1030
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,200
They like to scrape a dude's head in an elevator.

1031
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,920
At some part, I remember that there.

1032
00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:03,360
That's there's some bad ADR in this movie, like the Eastwood boy

1033
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:07,080
like turns around in the house and is like he's like, oh, like

1034
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,120
you assume that they're going to go to they have to go save them in Rome

1035
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:10,960
because it's a fake mission.

1036
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,040
He turns his head and he's like,

1037
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,040
looks like we have to go to Rome.

1038
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,440
It was like, wow, no, we assumed we did.

1039
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,360
Did not need to say that.

1040
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,720
Like we got it. It was like this audience didn't know where they were.

1041
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,560
We're going to Rome now.

1042
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:25,880
And like, yeah.

1043
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,360
And then did you guys notice when

1044
00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:31,160
what's Miss Sandy from Game of Thrones?

1045
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,160
She has this line.

1046
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,120
And can you help me decipher what she means by it?

1047
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,760
And and the delivery and everything like I just don't understand.

1048
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,720
She like tells Luda something because they have a little rivalry in the tech

1049
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,320
tech side of things, roles of things.

1050
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:49,800
And she said something.

1051
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:53,000
And oh, yeah, when she's talking about cars, I think it was like,

1052
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,240
she's like, oh, that's not going to work right. I forget what

1053
00:54:56,600 --> 00:55:02,480
it means, she's because they're talking about the so Tyrese has a the gold like

1054
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:05,640
God, what is it like?

1055
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,840
Or shiny, shiny, shiny gold car.

1056
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,240
And then Han has the like old school car.

1057
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:14,560
And then she's like, based on the engines, this will handle better,

1058
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,040
which is, you know, better for this situation.

1059
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,520
And then she's like, wait, she says that.

1060
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,440
And then Luda's like, huh?

1061
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:22,600
And she's like, that's right.

1062
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,360
I know stuff now.

1063
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:25,800
Yeah.

1064
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,800
Can you tell me what that line means?

1065
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,400
Of her being like, I know about cars and stuff, because before she was all

1066
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,200
she was all she was only tag.

1067
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,960
Yeah, like everybody knows she's a stuff.

1068
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:39,640
You know, I know cars. I know stuff.

1069
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:43,960
Because it's such a like internet speak vernacular share where that's what

1070
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,800
that's what the kids say.

1071
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:50,080
Almost like didn't like, you know, yeah, I I do things and know stuff.

1072
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,840
It has a yeah, I don't know where that it's exactly.

1073
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:56,680
It just established something like now as in something happened.

1074
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,160
And now I know stuff. I'm like, what happened? What changed?

1075
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:00,120
Why do you know stuff now?

1076
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,400
I guess you just spend more time around cars. OK, whatever.

1077
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,600
And then and then don't forget that right after that line, then Luda goes,

1078
00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:10,040
will you marry me?

1079
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,720
Hmm. Like, oh, oh, dude.

1080
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,840
Come on. It's sexist in like two ways. Yeah.

1081
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,000
Everybody loses.

1082
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,040
And then Romans reflects the sun perfectly into

1083
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:25,080
some guys eyes.

1084
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,160
That was that was pretty, pretty interesting.

1085
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,680
Masterful and perfect timing.

1086
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:34,240
We reveal that the little like the little car,

1087
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,560
it has a little bit it has a little little tash.

1088
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,440
Yeah. Little Chris on it.

1089
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,040
That's pretty fun. I like the little car.

1090
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,040
I'm driving around. It's fun, too.

1091
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:45,320
Yeah. And its use was fun.

1092
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:46,560
And then here is the thing.

1093
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,280
Like what did it do it like it shot up into the underside

1094
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:54,040
like smoke, right? Like tear gas. That's fun.

1095
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,560
Well, yeah. What was the strategy for me is we're like

1096
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,440
like fucking Ludacris and and and

1097
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,320
Ramsey is her name. Yeah.

1098
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:08,200
Ramsey and Ramsey are sitting there talking about what's happened

1099
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,480
and everything like they can fucking see it.

1100
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,000
And this is Luda has this screen on it.

1101
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,480
It's so funny to me from a production standpoint,

1102
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:20,520
because instead of them, like all it is, is them on a ledge

1103
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,760
in a sound studio.

1104
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:24,440
And then they just have to like they're just like kind of spinning

1105
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,480
the camera around to create like energy there.

1106
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:30,960
But it's just two people fucking standing on a balcony

1107
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,560
with a remote controller that has a video.

1108
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,800
And then they're just like yelling into their mic or,

1109
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,280
you know, into their little fucking radios.

1110
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:41,280
I like. Yeah.

1111
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,440
I don't I would love to see it behind the scenes of this movie.

1112
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:47,320
You're right. Like now that I'm like really picturing that like

1113
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,600
that that.

1114
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,840
A lot of sound stages, I assume.

1115
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,480
A lot of stuff. Yeah.

1116
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,640
I'm sure at this point, the production and I'm sure

1117
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,040
because of Vin making it such is. Yeah.

1118
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,920
Like, well, now you have people.

1119
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,160
There's a lot of times where you can easily tell that it's a CGI

1120
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:07,040
screen around it, that it doesn't look good.

1121
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:11,960
You know, it's just like Dante on top of the like, I don't know.

1122
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,520
It is. It's almost like a clock tower type thing.

1123
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,640
And that's where he's conducting all of his shit with the bomb,

1124
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,320
which, man, has some crazy.

1125
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,520
Have a security detail.

1126
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,840
It just has the two hacker guys.

1127
00:58:22,840 --> 00:58:26,280
I'm like, wow, you don't have any like guys around to watch.

1128
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,920
Yeah, I was going to know.

1129
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:33,440
And he has to make a point leaving to of like he which cracks me up

1130
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,240
because it's another thing of like.

1131
00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:40,640
Pre-due for guys, he leaves after he leaves them too.

1132
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:43,440
And he's like, just remember, guys, I have your children.

1133
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:51,640
And then the audience is like, oh, yeah, because then he absolutely.

1134
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,040
Yeah, that plot device was also well, I mean, but also like,

1135
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,760
I will say it was very like simple and to the point.

1136
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:01,480
I mean, yeah, like that's what people are going to do.

1137
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:06,760
But man, if all of them didn't have ability to like see and whatever,

1138
00:59:07,160 --> 00:59:11,440
who the fuck brings their like, you know, who's who brings their phone

1139
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:16,520
with them on a fucking like shoot it like you're on a black ops mission.

1140
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:19,160
You're going to have like your phone next to you like that.

1141
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:22,400
Like, now, dude, like you probably shouldn't take your phone into this thing.

1142
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,680
So much. There's too much tech stuff in this.

1143
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,720
It really drives me nuts because it's some of the.

1144
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,160
Oh, when all the guys have to answer the phone,

1145
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:34,920
when Charlie's like like when you watch an analog movie

1146
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:39,400
and the like an 80s, 90s movie where like their plot devices,

1147
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:45,160
at least like once you bring like, oh, sounds into it, it becomes so boring.

1148
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,120
Well, it's like you're like, oh, because computer and it's like that.

1149
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,960
That how can no one wins that way?

1150
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:56,080
Like, it's not interesting, not fun.

1151
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:57,840
It's never fun to watch somebody.

1152
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:00,760
It's great to have a tech guy that you can be like somebody over there

1153
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:05,880
is doing this a lot, but don't drag any any of us into that.

1154
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,160
Like, you're never going to make that interesting.

1155
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:13,000
Unfortunately, like, look at like it drives me nuts.

1156
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:14,920
Yeah. programming.

1157
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:15,800
Go for it.

1158
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:19,800
But like, it's not going to be fascinating to like, you know,

1159
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,600
to bring people into and they've tried to do it time and time again.

1160
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,120
How do we get into this, though?

1161
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:28,080
Like, it's OK. So let's move on.

1162
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,520
Yeah. I mean, to end like Roman

1163
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,920
was never just past the period.

1164
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:35,760
They didn't do this because I mean, we still got I mean, we've been

1165
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,240
trying to get a lot of it already.

1166
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:40,520
So I mean, I mean, to wrap up Rome, I just remember the Michelle

1167
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:44,560
Rodriguez motorcycle stunt was pretty cool where she does that little

1168
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:48,200
like stop and then flippy flippy over the over the thing.

1169
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,280
And then how she also gets off that motorcycle is really sick.

1170
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,120
We're like kind of shoots and slides from underneath her.

1171
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:59,240
And then she goes into walking like it's like from the ground.

1172
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:02,320
And then she's like, I forget that.

1173
01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:04,160
It was it was awesome.

1174
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,720
I was like, yeah, like that.

1175
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:10,080
How they even film that was like, God, and then she's the one that gets busted.

1176
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,440
And then it almost takes her completely out of the movie the rest of the time.

1177
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,720
You know, because she's in this like fairly certain in her

1178
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,800
and these weirdo jails that. OK.

1179
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,760
So you remember we brought that movie.

1180
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:27,680
You guys, you guys made me watch that crimes of future.

1181
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:30,120
Oh, yeah. Crimes of the future. Yeah.

1182
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,640
Down and burn movie.

1183
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,880
So you still haven't forgotten it, right?

1184
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:36,320
It's like the words in your brain.

1185
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:40,840
Well, then they're sitting there in that room and there's like a fucking like

1186
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,280
like a laser surgery machine right there.

1187
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,200
Exactly. That becomes part of my notes.

1188
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:49,360
Yeah. It's like, what is this room?

1189
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:53,880
Well, well, and it's just like that's like becoming a theme

1190
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:58,080
in movies of like animatronic surgery machine.

1191
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:03,320
Since Goldfinger, I was saying, I don't want you to talk, Mr. Bond.

1192
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:06,320
I want you to die.

1193
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:10,080
Now they're getting like like like like that, like that new

1194
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:13,720
like that that new new judge that's freaking out.

1195
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:15,680
He's a robot judge.

1196
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,160
You know, it's like spirit.

1197
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,600
Like, honestly, you guys tapped on to something that like

1198
01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,800
I'm not scared of a lot of movies or anything.

1199
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:25,240
But like when you guys when I watch that crime of the future,

1200
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:28,000
you know that back to the local.

1201
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:31,000
Like, you're that's that Cronenberg guy.

1202
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,920
Yeah. You can.

1203
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,720
There's not a lot of blood that comes from it or whatever.

1204
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:38,120
No, it's just a lot of open,

1205
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:44,000
open like cavities in human bodies that you hear like organs squishing around.

1206
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:45,120
Well, it's disgusting.

1207
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,520
Really, I'm saying I'm not even that's not even it.

1208
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:53,520
It's I don't like the feeling of a machine cutting me all open and shit.

1209
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,680
When they when they had it on like auto slice

1210
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,400
and then just like laying there, like kind of like casually

1211
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,640
talking to each other and fucking or whatever.

1212
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:07,720
And then that thing is just slicing them up like all willing.

1213
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:09,760
That we've lost everybody.

1214
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:10,960
Nobody, not everyone is.

1215
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,320
Yeah, that's good.

1216
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:13,520
Let's get back to fast.

1217
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:15,320
That's good. Yeah, please.

1218
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:16,480
Please.

1219
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:17,560
We got a lot of.

1220
01:03:17,560 --> 01:03:19,000
To get you watch that movie.

1221
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,840
And here we are.

1222
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,840
I am not making you can talk about it further.

1223
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,000
So let's continue.

1224
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,200
You are making us talk about it.

1225
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,200
So someone says we're one barbecue and a beer away from corruption.

1226
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:36,880
Whatever. Because Brie Larson's three Larson's three Larson in this movie.

1227
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:39,840
Let's get into that because we just got to talk about this, like

1228
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:45,400
warehouse fucking sets where they go into exposition land.

1229
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:48,960
This is called exposition exposition land, where these two characters in a void

1230
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:53,520
get everybody on the same page before we move on to the second half of the movie,

1231
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:58,160
which is just a quarter of a larger, you know, two part

1232
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,760
fucking series that you don't know is going to be the case.

1233
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:04,720
And then this this set is awful.

1234
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:06,480
That's all I got to say.

1235
01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:07,320
This is this whole part.

1236
01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:08,200
I was checked out.

1237
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:11,440
I was like actually like viscerally rejecting what I was seeing on screen

1238
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:14,040
because it looks so bad and it looked like unfinished.

1239
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,480
And it looked like just there's no way any of this is real.

1240
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:19,200
And I was pissed off that Kurt Russell wasn't around.

1241
01:04:19,200 --> 01:04:22,440
I mean, Brie Larson was the Brie Larson was fine in this movie.

1242
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:23,680
Like she fits.

1243
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:28,000
She she fits like the nobody side of things like that whole world.

1244
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,080
She's really good at action.

1245
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,880
I don't know. She like she is.

1246
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,200
Yeah. When she jumps on that car in the end with the gun, I was like, cool.

1247
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,000
Yeah, Brie. Get in.

1248
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:39,400
And then she also kicks those guys as I.

1249
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:43,000
OK, I to go back into wardrobe talk.

1250
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,960
So she wears in Naples, I think is where the bar is like.

1251
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:51,160
So. Just to. Yeah.

1252
01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:55,400
To specifically talk about where we are in the story is three.

1253
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:57,720
You know, Roman holiday, Brandon.

1254
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:59,320
You think that?

1255
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:00,120
Yeah.

1256
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:03,920
Well, that's when that's.

1257
01:05:04,200 --> 01:05:05,640
Anyways, Helen.

1258
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:08,160
I just wasn't going to say I'm sorry, Brandon.

1259
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:09,200
I'm sorry.

1260
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,080
The leather, the leather jacket.

1261
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,400
Yes. No.

1262
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,120
Hold on, Danny. Danny. Hold on.

1263
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:16,920
The lab. It's I got to get this.

1264
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:21,760
The the leather jacket that she has on is it says.

1265
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:25,680
What is it? It's.

1266
01:05:25,680 --> 01:05:27,800
Don't kill my vibe or.

1267
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:29,560
Oh, I can.

1268
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:31,160
No chill vibes only. Sorry.

1269
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:33,080
Chilled vibes only cool.

1270
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:36,600
And I was obsessed with that jacket because it's so silly to me

1271
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,680
that somebody has that.

1272
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,040
Probably a bottle of wine or something.

1273
01:05:41,520 --> 01:05:42,400
Right.

1274
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:45,120
She works for some secret organization in that jacket.

1275
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,760
And so then there's actually a story about the jacket

1276
01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:54,560
is that Zin's daughter wore that jacket

1277
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,560
and he loved it so much that he had to put it

1278
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:01,200
he had to make it up for us.

1279
01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:03,320
It's just one of those things where it's just.

1280
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,800
Oh, control.

1281
01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:05,800
Producing.

1282
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:07,200
She's got to wear that fucking jacket.

1283
01:06:07,200 --> 01:06:08,320
It's so cool. Right.

1284
01:06:08,320 --> 01:06:10,320
Look at my daughter. She looks so cool in it.

1285
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,440
You can admit you can also buy that jacket.

1286
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:17,480
It just doesn't have the

1287
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:20,800
the chill vibes on it, but there it's labeled from the company

1288
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:25,680
as the fast or the Brie Larson or like the Fast and the Furious jacket.

1289
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:27,080
And plenty of stuff like that.

1290
01:06:27,080 --> 01:06:29,480
I'm just surprised there's no corona's yet.

1291
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,480
Yeah, we're probably sold out. Good for them.

1292
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:32,320
And I want one now.

1293
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,600
Like I'm going to get one for my daughter.

1294
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,760
She I like. Yeah, I like her outfit.

1295
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,800
Yeah. And jumping on that car was dope.

1296
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:42,800
Who says game recognizes game?

1297
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,840
I don't fucking that was silly.

1298
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,680
Let's go to let's go to Rio de Janeiro and

1299
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:52,960
and go into a race, a car race.

1300
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,240
That's fun. Right.

1301
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:58,080
We get a car race is like the best spot

1302
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:00,840
that they always pop into as far as like like

1303
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,360
this is the five connection, right?

1304
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,360
I can see why they want to go back.

1305
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,720
But it's like, I mean, how many times have they hit upon it, though?

1306
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:12,240
Like, you know, they when they tap into Rio, it's always like it's an easy thing.

1307
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:13,240
Look at the beginning of six.

1308
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,480
They were there too, because leading after five, he's kind of like still with her

1309
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,800
at the beginning of six and maybe seven.

1310
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:22,040
I don't know. Six or seven, the one where it starts out with like

1311
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:26,400
the backwards racing hot rod through the streets of Rio,

1312
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,760
like for his his like that's nine.

1313
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:33,760
You know, the last one were like the flashback thing.

1314
01:07:34,760 --> 01:07:36,760
No, no, no, no.

1315
01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:39,080
Where it starts like this is going to we're going to get in the weeds.

1316
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:41,400
No, they're in Cuba. That's where it was.

1317
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,840
That was Cuba. They're in like a Cuban street.

1318
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,240
Yeah. Five is all that stuff.

1319
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,200
And then he's like still with her, I think, at the beginning of six or seven.

1320
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,920
And yeah, I think it's a great spot.

1321
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,880
I think Rio's flashback to two.

1322
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:58,680
Oh, sorry. Go ahead.

1323
01:07:59,760 --> 01:08:03,760
Oh, no, I'm just saying like I said as as different

1324
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:09,160
like throughout the series, like there's like a different spot, like Rio.

1325
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,200
I'm trying to like understand the

1326
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:16,960
connection between him and the like distant cousin that they introduced us to.

1327
01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:21,600
That's his lady's sister.

1328
01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,760
Are you talking about? Yeah.

1329
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,560
OK, so that's his baby mama's sister.

1330
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:29,080
And that's the aunt of his little baby.

1331
01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:34,640
No, but I mean like the the cousin street racer that they're with the dude.

1332
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:36,960
I don't think we've ever met.

1333
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,800
I think I think everyone else is introduced that that night in.

1334
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,160
He's new and fresh, too.

1335
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,000
Uh huh. I think to my knowledge, I don't remember five a lot, but

1336
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:49,520
this is a serious character.

1337
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:53,560
There's a history between a lot of characters in this movie

1338
01:08:53,560 --> 01:08:56,640
that isn't expressed until they come into the view and they're like,

1339
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:59,320
oh, hey, brother, I've known you my whole life.

1340
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:00,680
John Cena, come on in.

1341
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:05,640
And even when John Cena and Jordana Bruce are like, hey, hey, how you doing, sister?

1342
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,560
Oh, see you later, sister.

1343
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:08,960
It's like, oh, yeah, you almost forget that they're brother and sister

1344
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,560
because they barely established that in the last one either.

1345
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:18,680
But this race scene, I think it was in the at least especially the lead up to it was

1346
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,520
one of the funner parts of the movie, too.

1347
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:24,880
And this anytime, you know, you're you cut to night race.

1348
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:29,720
I think that's always like a highlight of these movies and hasn't really gotten old.

1349
01:09:29,720 --> 01:09:38,480
And him rolling up with his whole crew in a genie outfit was the best.

1350
01:09:38,480 --> 01:09:41,000
My favorite outfit was his purple outfit.

1351
01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,000
Absolutely.

1352
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:47,720
And I could sense that he actually his body was moving differently in that outfit.

1353
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:51,160
Like when you have us, I know it's like the is that the Seinfeld episode

1354
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:53,600
with like the jacket, you just feel different and like a nice jacket.

1355
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,840
You can do things differently.

1356
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:56,320
The outfit is wearing him.

1357
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,280
Yes. Thank you, Bram. Yes.

1358
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:00,600
And he's like, I'm around and stuff.

1359
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:01,600
It's it's great.

1360
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:03,920
I'm Dante on Shantae.

1361
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:05,920
Oh, yes.

1362
01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:06,920
Sasha Sasha.

1363
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:14,600
Hey, oh, man, everyone is behind him and he does the arms around everyone's guns

1364
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:16,480
is such a cool image.

1365
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:19,480
Like, oh, I love that, dude.

1366
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:21,480
That is so hard.

1367
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:22,480
Yeah.

1368
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:30,480
So it's like crazy and fun and like adds to the character and is like iconic sort of thing

1369
01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,480
that I, you know, I don't know, I'm going to think of that image when I think of this

1370
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,480
movie.

1371
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,480
Absolutely.

1372
01:10:35,480 --> 01:10:44,480
And I mean, like, there's that like, I mean, this movie, like I said, like, especially

1373
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:51,480
is starting to feel in that moment where it's bumping up against like how much of like what

1374
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:58,480
I am like kind of laughing at and laughing with is also starting to like collapse in

1375
01:10:58,480 --> 01:10:59,480
on itself.

1376
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:05,480
And like, I'm concerned about the franchise in that way is like, I think they've they've

1377
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:11,480
cashed a lot of checks and banked on their own energy for so long.

1378
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,480
But they're losing subs.

1379
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,480
They're losing track of like what they even need to do anymore.

1380
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:19,480
I agree.

1381
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,480
Yeah, I agree.

1382
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,480
Not sorry to get real for a second.

1383
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:25,480
No, it's it's it's continuing to expand this balloon.

1384
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:30,480
And I think that's troublesome when they do need to start turning the corner.

1385
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:31,480
Yes.

1386
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,480
And wrapping it up a little bit.

1387
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,480
And this does not feel like wrapping it up.

1388
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:39,480
They introduce a new fucking villain instead of wrapping up the Charlize Theron thing.

1389
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:41,480
Charlize Theron takes I keep harping on.

1390
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:42,480
I keep harping on that.

1391
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:45,480
But it's like they're adding more.

1392
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:48,480
And it's just like, oh, this needs to be wrapping up here.

1393
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:50,480
And maybe you have the stakes of his brother dying.

1394
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:53,480
But his brother just got introduced in nine.

1395
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:57,480
So it's just like, I don't know, you maybe get rid of start killing off some legacy

1396
01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:58,480
characters, man.

1397
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,480
Get real, even with Michelle, even the ones that they do kill, they're bringing back like

1398
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:02,480
Michelle Rodriguez.

1399
01:12:02,480 --> 01:12:04,480
They brought back and whatever seven, six, seven.

1400
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:10,480
And for the the returns at the end of this movie was like exciting in some ways, but

1401
01:12:10,480 --> 01:12:15,480
also kind of like, how are we going to get this on track here a little bit?

1402
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,480
Because it's just expanding, expanding.

1403
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,480
It's going to it's going to pop, folks.

1404
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:20,480
I don't know. I don't know.

1405
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,480
But I'm still I'm still overall having fun.

1406
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:28,480
It's just I agree with you, Danny, where I think it is taking a turn into more convoluted

1407
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:33,480
and less view of the characters.

1408
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:38,480
Viewpoint into an ending and just expanding the universe more and more.

1409
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:43,480
And I'm not sure they know what's happening if Vin is just calling the shots of like,

1410
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:47,480
you know what, let's do a couple more when he wanted it to end ended earlier and he just

1411
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:49,480
continues to push it further on.

1412
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:55,480
Doesn't tell me that they have a clear identified ending even in place or how they want to

1413
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:56,480
do it.

1414
01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:00,480
But, you know, yeah, overall, still having fun.

1415
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,480
This race happens.

1416
01:13:02,480 --> 01:13:04,480
You can't buy the streets was one of the lines.

1417
01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:09,480
Can't buy the streets during the race the whole time in my mind.

1418
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:18,480
I'm like, someone's got to be rolling up as a drab bag crooner anytime.

1419
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:22,480
Just like then looking over at him just being dragged by.

1420
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:27,480
No, you're not. Oh, you got to go faster.

1421
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:37,480
I was thinking a lot during this movie and maybe it was particularly at this point.

1422
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:42,480
This field, this felt more Michael Bay than any of the other ones have ever felt.

1423
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:43,480
I don't know.

1424
01:13:43,480 --> 01:13:44,480
This is like, oh, interesting.

1425
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:45,480
Yeah.

1426
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,480
Oh, I can understand where you get that.

1427
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:51,480
Yeah, because I made a note of that on a couple of situations where the camera does stuff

1428
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:57,480
where it'll be like really up high and then it'll like come way down and like zoom in.

1429
01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:01,480
There was one I think I wrote it down as like shot goes up in the air.

1430
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:08,480
This was in Italy goes up in the air, then comes back down to the manhole cover and then

1431
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:12,480
goes through the manhole cover into the sewers where they are.

1432
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:16,480
I was like, oh, see.

1433
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:21,480
Yeah, like in cheesy thing, they're going into the sewer.

1434
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:23,480
I was like, they really just pull that right there.

1435
01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:32,480
It's like the most cartoonish looney tunes.

1436
01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:36,480
Why does it say not Spanx Banks?

1437
01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,480
I don't even remember anymore.

1438
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:39,480
Because of the money.

1439
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:41,480
Oh, we could talk about.

1440
01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:42,480
I just don't even know.

1441
01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:47,480
I hate that scene so much with fucking Pete Davidson and that it's just like his energy

1442
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:55,480
is weird, like because he's a bad guy, which is dumb, a dumb move.

1443
01:14:55,480 --> 01:14:59,480
He's supposed to be in control of the London Underground.

1444
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:00,480
Underground.

1445
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:01,480
Yeah, right.

1446
01:15:01,480 --> 01:15:02,480
And he.

1447
01:15:02,480 --> 01:15:07,480
So he's supposed to be in control of something like a very large and serious or whatever.

1448
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:10,480
But then he is like the black market, I guess.

1449
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:11,480
But like, yeah, you're right.

1450
01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,480
Like he should be a mobster instead.

1451
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,480
He is like very hunched over.

1452
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:19,480
I'm like, did somebody be like, you're too tall.

1453
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:22,480
You have to because there's so much of him where he's just on the computer and it seems

1454
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,480
like he's like really hunched over.

1455
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:32,480
And you look like a high schooler in 42 at the same time.

1456
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:35,480
What I'll say is such a cool hair like his bleached hair.

1457
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:36,480
Right.

1458
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:40,480
I think his hair is bleached and that just looks so, you know, maybe.

1459
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:43,480
Maybe this played in England really well, though.

1460
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,480
Oh, yeah.

1461
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:45,480
Just crush.

1462
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,480
Yeah, I doubt it.

1463
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:47,480
I love Jason Satham.

1464
01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:52,480
Yeah, they're Davidson fans over on the other side of the pond.

1465
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,480
The Jason Satham Han fight.

1466
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:59,480
I thought something about the editing and the fighting isn't the best, but it was so fun

1467
01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:02,480
to have them reconcile their differences.

1468
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:04,480
And that seemed like kind of fan service.

1469
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:08,480
But also it paid off for me a little bit of like, oh, they are still kind of pissed at

1470
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,480
each other and then they get to fight it out and then have them join sides at the end and

1471
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,480
fight against common enemy.

1472
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,480
That was fun.

1473
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:18,480
That was like a night and then a nice little like Jason Satham reprieve, I guess.

1474
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:21,480
And to have him show up was was cool.

1475
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,480
And there's oh, I also have you.

1476
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:26,480
There's three suicide squatters in this movie.

1477
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:30,480
There's let's see John Cena.

1478
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:35,480
There's Auntie to Little B is Ratcatcher 2.

1479
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:38,480
And then fuck, who was the other one?

1480
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:39,480
And there's someone else.

1481
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:42,480
Why am I not thinking that you're talking about Jordana Brewster?

1482
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,480
No, the sister to baby mama.

1483
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:45,480
Oh, got it.

1484
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,480
Got it.

1485
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,480
Is Ratcatcher.

1486
01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:48,480
Damn it.

1487
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:49,480
Who's the other one?

1488
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:50,480
Why am I?

1489
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:51,480
Why am I blanking?

1490
01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:52,480
Whatever.

1491
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:53,480
I'll think of it.

1492
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:54,480
Davidson.

1493
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:55,480
Davidson.

1494
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:56,480
Thank you, Pete Davidson.

1495
01:16:56,480 --> 01:16:57,480
Yeah, absolutely.

1496
01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:58,480
Yeah, yeah, that is funny.

1497
01:16:58,480 --> 01:17:01,480
That's why I really talked about John John Cena and that whole thing, because I actually

1498
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:02,480
enjoyed that of the movie.

1499
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:08,480
There are parts together because I thought it was really fun and I was a little Brian

1500
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:10,480
and Little B. Yeah, I loved it.

1501
01:17:10,480 --> 01:17:11,480
It's funny.

1502
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:18,480
Yes, actually, like just as much as you're saying you needed Jason Momoa, you also that's

1503
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:21,480
where that's a lot of emotional weight to it.

1504
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:28,480
You know, the choice to kill off just when he was getting fun and cool to kill off.

1505
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:31,480
John Cena just felt it.

1506
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:35,480
It leaves a weird taste in your mouth because it seems almost disingenuous.

1507
01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:37,480
Like we had to make him really likable.

1508
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,480
So then that way killing him is a bigger deal.

1509
01:17:40,480 --> 01:17:47,480
And also, it says they're scared to actually kill off any of the people legacy characters

1510
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:52,480
that have been around for so long and actually leave them dead, which tells me that they're

1511
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,480
scared for change in the franchise, which is just boring at that point, because it's

1512
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:59,480
like you're not willing to shake things up.

1513
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:04,480
You can only kill off the characters just introduced because he's not in it for whatever

1514
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:05,480
long haul.

1515
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:06,480
And they like have all this politics.

1516
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:09,480
It sounds like behind these movies.

1517
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:17,480
But it also begs the question, like, is this storyline of this like none?

1518
01:18:17,480 --> 01:18:27,480
I mean, none of the storyline is as important as potentially like Vin Diesel's ego.

1519
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:33,480
Like, like what I'm saying is like, is his ego so big that then it influences the storyline

1520
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:34,480
of these movies?

1521
01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:35,480
Absolutely.

1522
01:18:35,480 --> 01:18:36,480
100%.

1523
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:37,480
100%.

1524
01:18:37,480 --> 01:18:43,480
Yeah, it's well documented that that's everybody's egos, but his more his most importantly, but

1525
01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:45,480
I think everybody is involved.

1526
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,480
It affects it in some way.

1527
01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:52,480
But I mean, including The Rock has changed, you know, how the trajectory of these movies

1528
01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:53,480
have gone.

1529
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:58,480
And so that being said, like looking at it just unlike a.

1530
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:07,480
A story like a like a like a storyboarding and like a writing aspect.

1531
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:09,480
How fascinating.

1532
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:12,480
How fast and furious and eating.

1533
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:19,480
He calls someone a butthole at some that's at one point.

1534
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:23,480
He's like, you butthole Jason Momoa.

1535
01:19:23,480 --> 01:19:24,480
Oh, yeah.

1536
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,480
Uh huh.

1537
01:19:25,480 --> 01:19:26,480
I love it.

1538
01:19:26,480 --> 01:19:27,480
You actually delivered that line perfectly.

1539
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:28,480
You did it just like him.

1540
01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:29,480
Yeah, that was really wonderful.

1541
01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:33,480
He calls someone a butthole and does stuff at him.

1542
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:35,480
It's like he's a petulant child.

1543
01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:36,480
I love it.

1544
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:37,480
Uh huh.

1545
01:19:37,480 --> 01:19:39,480
He like never calls Dom Dami.

1546
01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:44,480
He's like, it's it's frustrating.

1547
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:49,480
It's a little sexy.

1548
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:52,480
My daughter like walked in halfway through and then got bored.

1549
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:53,480
No.

1550
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:58,480
I kept my four year old entertained.

1551
01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,480
Yeah, sure.

1552
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:01,480
Because he's like a cartoon character.

1553
01:20:01,480 --> 01:20:02,480
Yeah, he is.

1554
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:06,480
He's funny because he starts like dancing and then Swan Lake starts playing at some point

1555
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:07,480
too.

1556
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,480
It's great.

1557
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,480
Uh huh.

1558
01:20:09,480 --> 01:20:16,480
Maybe it's a speech unlike the parlance of our times that like a movie about about power

1559
01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:20,480
explosions and everything else can't keep my daughter's like attention.

1560
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:26,480
But on top of that, I didn't think it was going to get this deep.

1561
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:35,480
Well, but it's also this movie has made big budget, crazy, wild shit, blase to a certain

1562
01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:36,480
degree.

1563
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:39,480
Yeah, but I mean, it's a spectacle and you know it going into it.

1564
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:41,480
So yeah, and that's fun.

1565
01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:42,480
And we enjoy that.

1566
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,480
Yeah.

1567
01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:46,480
And the substance is slipping a bit, but it's I don't know, man.

1568
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:50,480
It's a 10th movie like how much and it's just a soap opera as well at this point where they

1569
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:54,120
got to check in on everybody and everybody's got to have something to do.

1570
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,280
And at that point, it's not even a movie.

1571
01:20:56,280 --> 01:20:57,280
It's like a structure.

1572
01:20:57,280 --> 01:21:03,300
It's like a artifice rather than like something that's a living, breathing, moving thing.

1573
01:21:03,300 --> 01:21:09,120
It's just like keeps being built in like in a way rather than paring it down and finding

1574
01:21:09,120 --> 01:21:11,600
the most simple, like elegant way to do it.

1575
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,680
Sort of like a mission impossible.

1576
01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:18,120
Let's I don't know, like it kind of just wraps up quick.

1577
01:21:18,120 --> 01:21:21,520
You want to talk about the last what's the last set piece is the damn right.

1578
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:26,800
If you want to go on the damn tour, then you got to get in the damn line.

1579
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:27,800
I love Vegas vacation.

1580
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:32,600
I'm trying to get some damn bait.

1581
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:33,600
What is there?

1582
01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:34,600
Is there anything before that?

1583
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:35,600
Because I don't know.

1584
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,800
I feel like we're going pretty long here and yeah, we can.

1585
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:43,680
I would be remiss to not bring up the scene where Dante is having a conversation with

1586
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:44,680
two dead people.

1587
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:45,680
Yes.

1588
01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:46,800
We'll have a little wrap up.

1589
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:51,080
I think we did a little earlier, but yeah, like say what you will about how bad shit

1590
01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:52,080
that was.

1591
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,080
Yeah, crazy.

1592
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:59,760
Before we talk, can you just can you explain to me what's happening in that scene to like

1593
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:01,940
lead up to and what?

1594
01:22:01,940 --> 01:22:05,680
That is a plot device like that scene right there essentially is.

1595
01:22:05,680 --> 01:22:10,840
Yeah, because he steals their money, which causes because they are on the run that he

1596
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:16,560
put them on and now he is freezing their assets to make it even more difficult for them to

1597
01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:18,360
to like run from the law, essentially.

1598
01:22:18,360 --> 01:22:19,360
Right.

1599
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,400
And those are the two hacker guys.

1600
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:26,680
So then in that scene of like, you know, they're like, what if?

1601
01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:29,560
You know, we're going to do all that and explain all of that.

1602
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:37,800
It's just so much to be like, look how crazy he is because it's like, yeah, exactly.

1603
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:43,360
So that's the yeah, I'm very frustrated with his sexuality in this because it's one of

1604
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:49,680
those weird like stereotypes that has existed for a while that is really antiquated now

1605
01:22:49,680 --> 01:22:55,760
where like this essentially gay, the gay character is a weirdo.

1606
01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:56,760
Right.

1607
01:22:56,760 --> 01:22:57,760
Right.

1608
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,120
And I think that's one note with the way it is.

1609
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:05,040
It's so shallow and stupid because, yeah, he's painting his toenails and has pigtails

1610
01:23:05,040 --> 01:23:11,280
on and he is surrounded by corpses that he I don't know how he killed him.

1611
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:12,280
Right.

1612
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,720
But he put tape on them to keep their eyes open and shit.

1613
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:16,720
It's so crazy.

1614
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:21,200
That's not really a common thing in the Fast and Furious movies is to have something so

1615
01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,960
morose and graphic like that.

1616
01:23:23,960 --> 01:23:30,600
And well, suddenly this gangster's son, sorry to cut you off.

1617
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:38,200
But suddenly this gangster's son basically from five is Buffalo Bill.

1618
01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,200
Like you know, like, like he's on that level for sure.

1619
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,200
He's a sociopath.

1620
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,200
Absolutely.

1621
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,200
But it just doesn't feel worth it for me for some reason.

1622
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:53,160
I like his performance, but the writing and and and doesn't doesn't make it feel like

1623
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:54,160
it's unfair.

1624
01:23:54,160 --> 01:23:55,680
Yeah, it's worth it.

1625
01:23:55,680 --> 01:23:57,160
And there's a way to do that as well.

1626
01:23:57,160 --> 01:24:01,200
The mystery around someone also works if you know how to handle that as well.

1627
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:05,880
But they gave him the backstory about the father and they didn't follow through on that.

1628
01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:10,280
If they had if he had just been some fucking random dude, I don't know.

1629
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,280
I don't know.

1630
01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:12,280
I don't know what it should be.

1631
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:14,880
They they will did what they are here.

1632
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:20,820
You're trying to they were trying to make something happen instead of like it feeling

1633
01:24:20,820 --> 01:24:22,520
organic at all or whatever.

1634
01:24:22,520 --> 01:24:25,720
But it's also like I would have bought anything.

1635
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:31,280
So then the way that they explain it, like I feel like this whole franchise gets really

1636
01:24:31,280 --> 01:24:33,880
into the weeds at trying to explain stuff.

1637
01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:35,480
But it's like we're already there.

1638
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:42,160
We already like, you know, if you're if you're not like, don't give it too much of a thought.

1639
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:46,920
The first act dragged, man, I was already dragging as the as the movie was beginning.

1640
01:24:46,920 --> 01:24:49,800
And I'm like, we don't I don't feel like I'm getting anything out of this.

1641
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:53,860
Like I know that in the fan service thing of like having a little bee drive, like doing

1642
01:24:53,860 --> 01:24:58,160
drifts at the I think that's the exact same spot that Paul Walker was doing in the first

1643
01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:03,920
movie of like overlooking the city and everything and doing and drifting the car is like, oh,

1644
01:25:03,920 --> 01:25:07,920
this feels good and this is nice and we can take our time doing this because this is a

1645
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:11,360
franchise and people want to check in with with everything.

1646
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:16,400
But it almost comes across, as you said, mistakenly, I think season the season of it does feel

1647
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,520
like a season of Fast and the Furious, where you're just kind of like checking in on everybody

1648
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:23,320
in the soap opera, where it's like you never know where it's going to end, but you just

1649
01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:26,160
get to check in with your favorite characters and spend some time with them.

1650
01:25:26,160 --> 01:25:35,040
I could have 20 minutes of like like Roman and and and Ludacris talking shit to each

1651
01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:37,760
other or something, then getting like super cheesy.

1652
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:44,760
I was in this movie because like I'm trying to think, you know, what is the what is what

1653
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:48,680
are we getting really set up and what is the characters?

1654
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:55,000
Like odds of progression that is going to be the driving force behind the next two to

1655
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,000
three movies.

1656
01:25:56,000 --> 01:26:02,640
Well, it is what we've been watching, like a friends building on day with.

1657
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,800
Like are we supposed to be invested in this?

1658
01:26:04,800 --> 01:26:10,600
It's like like like Ramsey deciding which one of them that's been happening for a couple

1659
01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:11,600
of movies.

1660
01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:12,600
Yeah.

1661
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:17,640
It's also like like like she's been hooking up with Ludacris and like on the download

1662
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:22,640
and just like don't tell Roman she's definitely going to end up with Luda if you had to.

1663
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:26,360
Yeah, I know I should Luda and Tyrese.

1664
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,360
That's what I want.

1665
01:26:27,360 --> 01:26:28,360
Oh, fun.

1666
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:29,360
It's my fan.

1667
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,360
Yeah.

1668
01:26:30,360 --> 01:26:31,360
Good.

1669
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,360
There you go.

1670
01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:37,480
Like, see, this is actually I like when they like and then when they come together and

1671
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:40,000
like Luda's Tyrese is like, man, I fucked up.

1672
01:26:40,000 --> 01:26:44,680
Like I this was supposed to be my mission and I was a leader and I fucked up.

1673
01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:48,000
And he's like, you know why your leader is because you're taking responsibility for things

1674
01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,200
that aren't even your fault.

1675
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:54,160
You paid in front of everybody and supported them and you're taking accountability and

1676
01:26:54,160 --> 01:26:55,560
then they still rib each other.

1677
01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:59,640
And then when they kind of like punch each other, I got a bitch and it was like, I don't

1678
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:04,160
know, because he's like, he's like, I've been thinking he's like, oh, I thought I smelled

1679
01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:05,160
something burning.

1680
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:06,160
That was funny.

1681
01:27:06,160 --> 01:27:07,160
That was pretty good.

1682
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:08,160
He was overthinking.

1683
01:27:08,160 --> 01:27:11,160
Yeah, that was pretty good.

1684
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:12,160
It's funny.

1685
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:13,160
It's funny.

1686
01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:20,960
They're, they're a little back and forth is good.

1687
01:27:20,960 --> 01:27:23,120
Vin like launches his car out of the plane.

1688
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:24,120
That was kind of sweet.

1689
01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:27,200
But yeah, again, it's like the same set pieces, five for whatever reason, it rings hollow

1690
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,300
as well a little bit to me.

1691
01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:32,760
But him dragging those helicopters together is pretty cool.

1692
01:27:32,760 --> 01:27:38,480
But then he starts dragging the carcasses of the helicopter just like a safe.

1693
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,480
Yeah.

1694
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:40,480
Yeah.

1695
01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:41,480
It's the same thing.

1696
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:42,480
We're going to do some shit.

1697
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:47,800
And that's where I was like, it's like this.

1698
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:51,680
That brought us to back to, you know, like that.

1699
01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:54,520
It's a little, it's fun, but it's regurgitation a little bit.

1700
01:27:54,520 --> 01:28:00,400
And then he actually swings one around and hits the vehicle with his son inside in such

1701
01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,000
a way that it's still, it's okay.

1702
01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:10,400
Then the kid jumps into his car and then Jason Momoa goes off to the side and then they just

1703
01:28:10,400 --> 01:28:12,160
roll up to a fucking dam.

1704
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:16,080
Like it's just next set piece, you know, goes onto the next thing.

1705
01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:22,940
And this next like little last section set piece on the dam is fun and I enjoy it a lot.

1706
01:28:22,940 --> 01:28:27,280
And it reminds me a lot of Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle, which is like the opening set

1707
01:28:27,280 --> 01:28:28,880
piece of that movie.

1708
01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:30,680
Hold an eye.

1709
01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:31,920
Oh my God.

1710
01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:32,920
Fuck yeah.

1711
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:34,400
But I'm by damn.

1712
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,400
And Full Throttle.

1713
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,400
Yeah.

1714
01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,400
Let's hear your favorite dam movies.

1715
01:28:37,400 --> 01:28:38,400
Vegas Vacation.

1716
01:28:38,400 --> 01:28:43,360
Avatar Last Airbender has something, but that's a joke.

1717
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:45,320
I'll move on.

1718
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:50,240
But in Full Throttled, like a helicopter falls down and they're in, they're like falling

1719
01:28:50,240 --> 01:28:54,080
with the helicopter and they got to jump inside the helicopter, get it started and like fly

1720
01:28:54,080 --> 01:28:55,240
away and stuff.

1721
01:28:55,240 --> 01:28:56,800
And I thought that was crazy.

1722
01:28:56,800 --> 01:29:03,920
But this one, hold my beer, hold my Corona.

1723
01:29:03,920 --> 01:29:04,920
He's driving.

1724
01:29:04,920 --> 01:29:10,120
So this is supposed to be.

1725
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:12,840
Yeah, what a damn is it?

1726
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:13,840
Where are they?

1727
01:29:13,840 --> 01:29:14,840
Who knows, man?

1728
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:20,400
They're on nondescript roads and nondescript like, yeah.

1729
01:29:20,400 --> 01:29:22,760
This should be a specific dam, right?

1730
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:24,600
Like we all would assume so.

1731
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:25,600
Yeah.

1732
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:28,080
Like it's like a river from it's still Rio de Janeiro, right?

1733
01:29:28,080 --> 01:29:29,560
So I think so.

1734
01:29:29,560 --> 01:29:34,800
How crazy, you know, would it be to like watch this whole piece play out if it was like the

1735
01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:39,120
Hoover Dam or something where like it's like, like we all know this thing and then you're

1736
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:41,440
just like wrecking it all.

1737
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:44,760
Like, like that's where like, let's blow it up.

1738
01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:50,480
Guys going to where like we're just watching people do like terrorist destruction levels

1739
01:29:50,480 --> 01:29:54,360
of like the Eiffel Tower and shit like that in the sake of like cars.

1740
01:29:54,360 --> 01:29:55,720
Oh, it's in Portugal.

1741
01:29:55,720 --> 01:29:58,200
Where are we going with this fucking franchise?

1742
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:03,800
Like, like they're just like wrecking every city they're in, like, to some degree.

1743
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:04,800
Like it's.

1744
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:05,800
It's so weird.

1745
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:12,600
And Jacob arrived by boat at Caius do Gingal outside Lisbon and head to safe house to meet

1746
01:30:12,600 --> 01:30:13,600
Dom.

1747
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:18,160
However, circumstances forced Jacob to force to face Dante on his own and reveals a formidable

1748
01:30:18,160 --> 01:30:20,800
weapon in the form of his cannon car.

1749
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:28,360
The I-25 Highway in Vusella and the A-24 Highway serves as backdrop for the ensuing car chase.

1750
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:29,360
There you go.

1751
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:35,320
Eventually, Dom and little B find themselves trapped at the top of the Al dia de vila dam

1752
01:30:35,320 --> 01:30:37,600
in Spain.

1753
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:41,080
I guess it's in Spain, but it's supposed to be Portugal.

1754
01:30:41,080 --> 01:30:44,480
In a breathtaking sequence, Dom maneuvers his car down the side of the dam.

1755
01:30:44,480 --> 01:30:48,920
Dom and little emerge safely from it, just say little safely from the water, although

1756
01:30:48,920 --> 01:30:52,240
he had to leave his iconic dodge in the reservoir below.

1757
01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:56,160
Their predicament is not over as Dante detonates the dam.

1758
01:30:56,160 --> 01:31:00,640
Hopefully this extreme fast X ending will be explained in the last.

1759
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:02,280
So much alliteration there.

1760
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:04,440
We got what he's he had.

1761
01:31:04,440 --> 01:31:06,240
Dom's driving a dodge on a day.

1762
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:09,240
Dante detonates the dam.

1763
01:31:09,240 --> 01:31:13,240
Dante detonates the dam.

1764
01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:14,240
How fast?

1765
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:15,240
12.

1766
01:31:15,240 --> 01:31:21,640
How long does Dom have to get to the damn bottom of the damn dam?

1767
01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:26,040
Did Dante do it in enough time?

1768
01:31:26,040 --> 01:31:31,880
And then we get fucking Gal Gadot and The Rock coming back here on the end credit scene.

1769
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:38,960
I remember us living together, Brandon, and watching Fast Six together and me being very

1770
01:31:38,960 --> 01:31:41,560
sad about Giselle falling out of that airplane.

1771
01:31:41,560 --> 01:31:43,840
I'm like, it's inconclusive.

1772
01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:44,840
She's coming back.

1773
01:31:44,840 --> 01:31:45,840
I knew it.

1774
01:31:45,840 --> 01:31:46,840
I just knew it.

1775
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:48,840
And seeing her, I was like, I was pretty, I was pretty happy.

1776
01:31:48,840 --> 01:31:52,360
An explosion, though, like, it's no, she like falls.

1777
01:31:52,360 --> 01:31:56,840
I mean, she should for sure be dead, but she's like the plane is like taking off and she

1778
01:31:56,840 --> 01:31:59,160
just falls into the darkness.

1779
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:02,240
But it's like so inconclusive because it just goes she just goes into darkness.

1780
01:32:02,240 --> 01:32:08,480
But it is a plane going at like lift off speed.

1781
01:32:08,480 --> 01:32:10,280
So how are they going to explain that?

1782
01:32:10,280 --> 01:32:14,280
And I just wanted her to be like a mangled like, hey, big.

1783
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:15,280
She's a cyborg.

1784
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:16,280
Oh, that's sick.

1785
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:21,640
Like she comes back with Idris Elba and they're just like, yeah, I'm here.

1786
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:22,640
Oh, my God.

1787
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:23,640
And she's on the side of Charlize.

1788
01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:24,640
She's a cyborg.

1789
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:25,640
And there's like a connection there.

1790
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:26,640
Oh, man.

1791
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:27,640
Charlize rebuilt Giselle.

1792
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:28,640
Please give me that.

1793
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,640
And it's also insinuating that Giselle was right here.

1794
01:32:29,640 --> 01:32:30,640
Oh, absolutely.

1795
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:31,640
I love that.

1796
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:32,640
Yeah.

1797
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:44,240
And I was 10 times happier for The Rock because that's another thing that's been

1798
01:32:44,240 --> 01:32:47,360
missing this movie in these movies.

1799
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:52,560
Past couple of them so much is his humor, I think, and the Johns and John Cena's.

1800
01:32:52,560 --> 01:32:57,120
That was what was so great about this one is I don't know.

1801
01:32:57,120 --> 01:33:03,040
Like when he said some bitch, I about pooped myself because I was so excited.

1802
01:33:03,040 --> 01:33:04,040
Yeah.

1803
01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,520
I realized that it was because of the lunch.

1804
01:33:07,520 --> 01:33:14,520
And I realized this cheesy Gordita crunch is too much.

1805
01:33:14,520 --> 01:33:17,440
But let's let's move on to some reviews.

1806
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:22,880
Fifty six percent from critics, 84 percent from audience.

1807
01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:29,320
Let's start with some negative critic reviews from the Atlantic with David Sims, a 25 out

1808
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,960
of 100.

1809
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:36,760
He says the sweet, coarse sincerity that once made these films sing is gone.

1810
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:40,760
Faced with jokes and stunts that feel patched together from earlier, better franchises.

1811
01:33:40,760 --> 01:33:43,920
Taking up the task.

1812
01:33:43,920 --> 01:33:45,680
That Sims boy.

1813
01:33:45,680 --> 01:33:52,200
Wall Street Journal, Kyle Smith, a 30 hiring France's Louis Louis La Terrier to direct

1814
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:56,520
was a bit like managing the pandemonium at a toddler's birthday party by bringing in

1815
01:33:56,520 --> 01:33:58,320
a soda machine.

1816
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:01,240
This guy speaks.

1817
01:34:01,240 --> 01:34:05,320
Oh, what a simile.

1818
01:34:05,320 --> 01:34:10,080
Apparently, his his kids birthday party went bad.

1819
01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:14,600
Because I did that did not work.

1820
01:34:14,600 --> 01:34:17,080
Rolling Stone, Chris Wagner, a 30.

1821
01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:21,800
It's a numbing collage of fiery stitched together spectacles.

1822
01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:25,360
You can feel your IQ draining with each passing minute.

1823
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:29,840
It's another stitched together word of the day.

1824
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:30,840
And he was never a fan.

1825
01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:35,440
That's going to be a prevailing consensus, though, because, yeah, again, there's so many

1826
01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:36,480
stars in this.

1827
01:34:36,480 --> 01:34:40,240
It just does seem so disjointed because everybody's got to have their moment.

1828
01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:44,540
And it is just a patchwork of like, this is the Charlize and Michelle scene.

1829
01:34:44,540 --> 01:34:46,020
This is the memo scene.

1830
01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:47,280
This is, you know, and so on.

1831
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:48,280
So sure.

1832
01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:52,880
But I mean, like, you know, like, we've already let this thing happen in the past.

1833
01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:53,880
Yeah.

1834
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:58,840
And like, if you're there's certain, like, critic reviews where it's like, if you're

1835
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:04,600
not if you don't get what this is by now, like that, don't give it like, you're not

1836
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:08,720
like you're out of your mind if you're going to try and give this like a serious.

1837
01:35:08,720 --> 01:35:13,200
It's still an emotional weight, though, like, I don't know, like, let it coming back and

1838
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:17,680
shit like losing her and her being evil and coming back like they realize what was good

1839
01:35:17,680 --> 01:35:18,680
about that.

1840
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:23,720
But they're just draining it like dry rather than like mixing it up enough.

1841
01:35:23,720 --> 01:35:28,560
They've gotten a little there's a little staleness going on from variety.

1842
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:34,280
Peter Dubruge 40, the terriers bad with story, but reasonably strong in the action front.

1843
01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:38,280
Characters are constantly jumping in and out of speeding vehicles in these movies.

1844
01:35:38,280 --> 01:35:42,680
And the terriers job here must have felt somewhat similar clambering aboard the juggernaut that

1845
01:35:42,680 --> 01:35:45,320
is the fast franchise in full steam.

1846
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:47,360
It's another metaphor.

1847
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:49,720
These guys are just rife with metaphor.

1848
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:54,360
Yeah, he landed that plane.

1849
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:59,240
I'll do, I guess, one more from critics.

1850
01:35:59,240 --> 01:36:01,240
Let's do enter.

1851
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:02,240
No.

1852
01:36:02,240 --> 01:36:03,240
Yeah.

1853
01:36:03,240 --> 01:36:05,360
Entertainment Weekly, Christian Hullab.

1854
01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:08,720
Fast X wants all the grandiosity of finality while not actually ending anything.

1855
01:36:08,720 --> 01:36:13,120
Yeah, I thought that was pretty good.

1856
01:36:13,120 --> 01:36:21,360
We fully leave the whole movie itself and not like that ending is like shitty.

1857
01:36:21,360 --> 01:36:24,800
Like it did not make me excited about it.

1858
01:36:24,800 --> 01:36:25,800
It wasn't fair.

1859
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:26,800
Yeah.

1860
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:27,800
Oh my God.

1861
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:35,080
And doesn't like your audience sort of like inclination that that's going to be a way

1862
01:36:35,080 --> 01:36:40,640
to like leave the story because there's no I don't know within a two parter again.

1863
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:41,640
It's impossible, man.

1864
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:42,640
I don't know.

1865
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:46,400
There's there's arcs works that are that are finished by the by the first half and they

1866
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:48,720
tell you part one, which helps as well.

1867
01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:50,840
But it works.

1868
01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:57,480
And another movie that is a two parter that has a third is the Spider-Man Spider-Verse

1869
01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:02,400
movie and that even within that movie, as long as it is like has an arc within the second

1870
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:05,720
one and you are excited for what's going to happen in the third as well.

1871
01:37:05,720 --> 01:37:10,080
I think there's just better versions even this year of movies that are part of something

1872
01:37:10,080 --> 01:37:15,400
bigger that don't make you feel like, oh, well, I don't even care enough.

1873
01:37:15,400 --> 01:37:20,640
Well, we're going to definitely see 11 versus like like like why?

1874
01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:23,160
Are we even here?

1875
01:37:23,160 --> 01:37:27,560
Then like, you know, you're giving us two recommendations of some of it's like at least

1876
01:37:27,560 --> 01:37:34,840
you're watching somebody with a vision do something and give you and hand you as an

1877
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:42,200
audience member or something and not just say, here's a bunch of shit that I know you

1878
01:37:42,200 --> 01:37:43,200
already like.

1879
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:44,200
Go fuck yourself.

1880
01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:48,200
Yeah, it was just a pure reactionary of like fan service of like, oh, if we show them these

1881
01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:53,160
people that's going to leave them on a good note rather than like that bullshit cliffhanger

1882
01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:57,280
sort of thing that didn't really even mean anything.

1883
01:37:57,280 --> 01:38:01,880
And it's also after it's a mid end credit scene to manage is just fucking played out

1884
01:38:01,880 --> 01:38:04,880
already.

1885
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,160
But let's do just a couple of audience positive reviews.

1886
01:38:08,160 --> 01:38:10,560
Five stars from Beth Phillips.

1887
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:14,080
In my opinion, this was an absolute, absolute cinematic delight.

1888
01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:17,640
First of all, I saw the film in the IMAX theater, which enhances the experience by a thousand

1889
01:38:17,640 --> 01:38:18,640
percent.

1890
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:22,440
Secondly, I walked into the theater with a complete open mind, knowing that this may

1891
01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:26,280
be somewhat paralleling along the storylines from Fast One through nine.

1892
01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:29,160
However, however, it is this friend.

1893
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:34,360
It reflected them referencing key elements and add completely new elemental aspects.

1894
01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:38,720
Not wanting to compare or contrast, I watched this film first film of Fast X completely

1895
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:40,120
open minded.

1896
01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:44,400
The film blew my mind with the action packed scenes and tugged on the heartstrings with

1897
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:48,240
the characters, the memories, the heart behind the words and moments that were meant to be

1898
01:38:48,240 --> 01:38:49,240
cherished.

1899
01:38:49,240 --> 01:38:53,600
Fast X surpassed a lot of my expectations and was more grandeur than I expected it was

1900
01:38:53,600 --> 01:38:54,600
going to be.

1901
01:38:54,600 --> 01:38:58,040
My heart was racing through certain scenes and felt the adrenaline coursing through my

1902
01:38:58,040 --> 01:38:59,040
body.

1903
01:38:59,040 --> 01:39:00,040
I have a young family.

1904
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:04,840
I have a young family and normally all my movies shows are revolved around age 10.

1905
01:39:04,840 --> 01:39:10,360
This was a fantastic experience seeing the film in IMAX where the 270 screen and surround

1906
01:39:10,360 --> 01:39:12,400
sound amplify your senses.

1907
01:39:12,400 --> 01:39:16,580
I loved the threads that gave life to Paul's legacy and the poignant characters that show

1908
01:39:16,580 --> 01:39:19,560
the legacy continues on to the next generation.

1909
01:39:19,560 --> 01:39:20,760
Well done there.

1910
01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:24,400
I loved how there were reflection moments, but instead of the classic flashback type

1911
01:39:24,400 --> 01:39:28,960
scenes, innovative ideas to weave the past into the present were used in those scenes

1912
01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,520
portraying memories.

1913
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:31,520
Epic.

1914
01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:35,160
The humor was more subtle and you needed to hold that space for it.

1915
01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:37,300
It was there and those moments were hilarious.

1916
01:39:37,300 --> 01:39:41,400
The fight scenes between fast family members interesting element in this film.

1917
01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:43,640
So many appearances of fast family members.

1918
01:39:43,640 --> 01:39:45,160
It was off the hook.

1919
01:39:45,160 --> 01:39:48,920
Gal Gadot returning was the best and I love little B. He's truly an up and coming star

1920
01:39:48,920 --> 01:39:50,520
of the next Jan.

1921
01:39:50,520 --> 01:39:54,300
Best scene was Dom and little B in the car for so many reasons often on screen.

1922
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:59,220
Those precious moments portrayed between Vin Diesel and little B touched the deepest part

1923
01:39:59,220 --> 01:40:02,120
of my heart and some tears might have been on the surface.

1924
01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:03,120
Cliffhanger check.

1925
01:40:03,120 --> 01:40:04,120
Yup.

1926
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,120
Thumbs up.

1927
01:40:05,120 --> 01:40:06,120
Extremely well done.

1928
01:40:06,120 --> 01:40:08,780
And now we await the next installments of the saga.

1929
01:40:08,780 --> 01:40:13,840
And in the interim we can watch and rewatch all the fast movies up to and including fast

1930
01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:16,360
acts 19 more times.

1931
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:17,360
Let's go.

1932
01:40:17,360 --> 01:40:22,080
Thank you to the entire team crew and cast for this incredible, incredible, incredible

1933
01:40:22,080 --> 01:40:23,440
cinematic delight.

1934
01:40:23,440 --> 01:40:25,360
Beth Canadian flag emoji.

1935
01:40:25,360 --> 01:40:26,360
Fuck yeah.

1936
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:29,360
If you start to beat that.

1937
01:40:29,360 --> 01:40:30,360
Oh yeah.

1938
01:40:30,360 --> 01:40:35,360
I mean, God, my review of this is going to be incredible review.

1939
01:40:35,360 --> 01:40:36,360
Yeah.

1940
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,960
I might just have to leave it over chat.

1941
01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:41,400
GPT wrote that I would have like believe that too.

1942
01:40:41,400 --> 01:40:43,520
Like that was, that was wild.

1943
01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:44,520
I don't know.

1944
01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:45,520
Just, I don't know.

1945
01:40:45,520 --> 01:40:52,160
So much on the, yeah, the humanity and the, uh, the relationships, the father son relationships,

1946
01:40:52,160 --> 01:40:55,520
all of that heartwarming stuff in there and highlighting that is really wonderful.

1947
01:40:55,520 --> 01:40:57,880
Um, I'll add that.

1948
01:40:57,880 --> 01:41:02,760
I'll just do one more because that was a pretty long one from super Maddie zero H five stars

1949
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:08,080
fast sex is an absolute fever dream of a movie and I didn't want to wake up from it.

1950
01:41:08,080 --> 01:41:11,760
If you're looking for a realistic, serious or Oscar worthy in your movie, this will not

1951
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:12,760
be it.

1952
01:41:12,760 --> 01:41:17,000
However, it is still worthy of a great time with friends and family between the outlandish

1953
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:25,320
action and gravity defining gravity, defining stunts, defining the gravity that is beholden

1954
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:31,300
to us all, uh, that even Marvel would dock at in the downright evil yet disturbingly

1955
01:41:31,300 --> 01:41:33,040
charming villain, Jason Momoa.

1956
01:41:33,040 --> 01:41:38,640
But there is an adult moment production knew exactly what this movie was and they delivered

1957
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:43,200
on all the wacky whimsical scenes where we've all come to love or hate that the franchise

1958
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:44,720
is known for.

1959
01:41:44,720 --> 01:41:48,260
There are plenty of callbacks to past movies along with a number of returning characters

1960
01:41:48,260 --> 01:41:53,080
you may or may not remember, but Hey, anything can happen when it's family.

1961
01:41:53,080 --> 01:41:57,760
Overall, it is a five out of five.

1962
01:41:57,760 --> 01:42:01,920
As long as you leave your expectations at the door and just have fun.

1963
01:42:01,920 --> 01:42:04,920
Did you say expectations?

1964
01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:09,360
If you leave your fast expectations.

1965
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:16,560
Uh, yeah, that was a little sample size from that.

1966
01:42:16,560 --> 01:42:20,240
What do you guys, you guys, uh, feeling about the polarization here?

1967
01:42:20,240 --> 01:42:22,800
Do you think it's well founded in the round tomato score?

1968
01:42:22,800 --> 01:42:28,000
Do you think that even my sampling of those reviews can strike like a overall feeling

1969
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,700
that because this isn't the only polarizing movie, there's a few other polarizing ones

1970
01:42:31,700 --> 01:42:36,080
within this franchise that we had considered like three or four, uh, destroyed ones that

1971
01:42:36,080 --> 01:42:39,360
we were going to do, but it thought it'd be fun to do the most recent one.

1972
01:42:39,360 --> 01:42:41,480
Um, even the very first one was polarizing.

1973
01:42:41,480 --> 01:42:43,280
So I don't know.

1974
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:47,580
According to Ron tomatoes, it's, it's tough, but it does seem much more populous, much

1975
01:42:47,580 --> 01:42:54,560
more audience sort of blockbuster fun, uh, movie for people to have a good time and action

1976
01:42:54,560 --> 01:42:55,560
scenes and everything.

1977
01:42:55,560 --> 01:43:00,400
And typically on our podcasts, I feel like we found, yeah, like critics, uh, sometimes,

1978
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:07,960
uh, turn their nose a little bit at some of that stuff and look towards more artfully

1979
01:43:07,960 --> 01:43:08,960
done stuff.

1980
01:43:08,960 --> 01:43:12,760
But, um, or I mean, they love action movies as well, but it's just gotta be a certain,

1981
01:43:12,760 --> 01:43:13,760
certain brand.

1982
01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:17,840
I think, uh, and they've, and they've really loved other ones in the past, like I believe

1983
01:43:17,840 --> 01:43:21,240
like five, six and seven, I think are overall favorable in their eyes.

1984
01:43:21,240 --> 01:43:26,160
And I think just when they, when you start to see bloat and things going a little, a

1985
01:43:26,160 --> 01:43:31,400
little big and yeah, then it's, uh, then I think it's going to turn a bit.

1986
01:43:31,400 --> 01:43:35,640
But do you guys, do you guys feel that turn at all that these critics are feeling?

1987
01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:38,080
I mean, me personally, yes, absolutely.

1988
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:43,040
This is the first one in a while that I'm like, Ooh, I don't think I like this at all.

1989
01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:48,680
And we, you know, uh, it made me also concerned to, to talk about the ending again is like,

1990
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:50,560
it made me concerned about the next one.

1991
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:53,280
Cause I was like, Ooh, fuck you left it on this.

1992
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:56,840
I mean, where, yeah, I just, I'm not really that excited about where it's going to go

1993
01:43:56,840 --> 01:44:01,480
because I don't know really where it's going to go because everything has been so generic

1994
01:44:01,480 --> 01:44:05,920
and vague and just, you know, it's hard to have faith that it will resolve itself at

1995
01:44:05,920 --> 01:44:07,960
all even, you know, right?

1996
01:44:07,960 --> 01:44:09,440
Zero faith that that's going to happen.

1997
01:44:09,440 --> 01:44:14,200
So let's say you're kind of feeling critics side.

1998
01:44:14,200 --> 01:44:15,200
Yeah.

1999
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:16,400
I think I might be more on that side too.

2000
01:44:16,400 --> 01:44:23,280
Danny, why don't you kick off final thoughts, give it a, give it a score out of 100 Ron

2001
01:44:23,280 --> 01:44:28,160
tomato style out of 150.

2002
01:44:28,160 --> 01:44:32,600
I mean, this is a Justin Lin picture so you can do the Justin Lin scale if you'd like.

2003
01:44:32,600 --> 01:44:33,600
Yeah.

2004
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:38,640
If you, if I get to start this motherfucker off, I am honored.

2005
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:41,240
And you are the guest here, sir.

2006
01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:43,040
Just like myself.

2007
01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:47,640
Let me tell you where I'm at with this fucking movie.

2008
01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:49,760
Thank God.

2009
01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:56,440
Like, especially while you were like reading these dudes reviews of this movie and stuff,

2010
01:44:56,440 --> 01:45:02,360
like there was certain people where I'm like, you're not allowed to like, don't you talk

2011
01:45:02,360 --> 01:45:03,360
about this franchise?

2012
01:45:03,360 --> 01:45:06,440
Like, I felt very like fucking like, Oh, protective.

2013
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:12,160
Yeah, because it's like, look, man, like if you, if you don't just like appreciate what

2014
01:45:12,160 --> 01:45:19,560
the fuck this is, you know, like we're at 10 of these goddamn motherfuckers and like,

2015
01:45:19,560 --> 01:45:21,560
getting spicy with it.

2016
01:45:21,560 --> 01:45:24,280
You're with this thing or you're not.

2017
01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:31,160
And like, look, man, just like, look, I grew up, my family has season tickets to the chargers.

2018
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:32,160
You're what?

2019
01:45:32,160 --> 01:45:40,320
You're family San Diego chargers.

2020
01:45:40,320 --> 01:45:46,680
And so like, if you can like, imagine like, you know, once you're like, I'm a fan of this

2021
01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:52,040
thing and I'm ready to see where the fuck it gets weird and where it goes.

2022
01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:54,520
And like, I can't always be proud of this thing.

2023
01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:58,600
I can't always, but I'm with it here and here.

2024
01:45:58,600 --> 01:46:00,840
That's the only review I really want to read.

2025
01:46:00,840 --> 01:46:04,920
What season is this of the chargers?

2026
01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:09,720
If you had a fast 10 equals the chargers in late nineties.

2027
01:46:09,720 --> 01:46:16,160
I just think anybody who like is like, like any of these reviewers that like are like,

2028
01:46:16,160 --> 01:46:17,880
like let me tell you about the Fast and Furious.

2029
01:46:17,880 --> 01:46:22,640
Like if I can't read what they had to say about one, two, three, like all the way through

2030
01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:29,280
it then because if you're just reviewing it at 10, it's dumb.

2031
01:46:29,280 --> 01:46:34,160
And what I'm saying is like, if you were to look at this thing, this thing has become

2032
01:46:34,160 --> 01:46:42,040
such a fucking like strange thing that if you were to watch it from where is that if

2033
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:49,480
you judged Fast the Furious 10 at just a movie critics are doing.

2034
01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:52,440
Avengers end game.

2035
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:56,360
What the hell is going on?

2036
01:46:56,360 --> 01:47:00,440
This podcast, we pick a movie and we review it.

2037
01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:06,240
And so I was, I'm going to say like, if you had no idea about anything about this franchise,

2038
01:47:06,240 --> 01:47:13,360
like if you were like, if your head was so far up your ass, you'd have to be under a

2039
01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:15,320
fucking rock to not know about this movie.

2040
01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:16,320
Like literally.

2041
01:47:16,320 --> 01:47:19,320
Well, are you calling our listeners?

2042
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:23,560
Oh, if they're this far, they definitely know about this movie.

2043
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:28,560
Nobody listens to your podcast that has never heard of Fast the Furious.

2044
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:29,560
So who are you?

2045
01:47:29,560 --> 01:47:31,040
OK, so you're just speaking to just.

2046
01:47:31,040 --> 01:47:37,760
I'm saying if you were to judge this movie completely objectively without any like knowledge

2047
01:47:37,760 --> 01:47:44,520
of any other movie before it or whatever, if you were just to watch this movie as a

2048
01:47:44,520 --> 01:47:46,640
brand new movie.

2049
01:47:46,640 --> 01:47:49,160
It's a franchise.

2050
01:47:49,160 --> 01:47:54,480
I mean, insane, crazy thing, and then especially if you were to broke.

2051
01:47:54,480 --> 01:47:58,560
If you were to read the 10th book in a series, I'm sure too, you know.

2052
01:47:58,560 --> 01:47:59,560
Yeah.

2053
01:47:59,560 --> 01:48:00,560
I don't know what point you're.

2054
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:01,560
Yeah.

2055
01:48:01,560 --> 01:48:02,560
What is the point?

2056
01:48:02,560 --> 01:48:06,200
First thing I was like, is he reviewing the movie?

2057
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:07,200
Sorry.

2058
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,200
OK, yes.

2059
01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:15,240
This is my review is what I'm saying is like what they've what they've come and made or

2060
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:25,520
whatever, but they have like made us fall along with and like anything 10 movies deep.

2061
01:48:25,520 --> 01:48:33,040
I don't know if there's any like film or like play saga or whatever.

2062
01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:40,560
There's like 10 things that have made people follow along for this long.

2063
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:49,320
At this level of magnitude that isn't like, you know, a book, dog or something.

2064
01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:50,800
Star Wars has even gone to 10.

2065
01:48:50,800 --> 01:48:53,680
They have side shit, but side things.

2066
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:56,520
But episode nine, that's all they got.

2067
01:48:56,520 --> 01:48:59,760
I mean, there's got to be fan fiction of Fast and Furious.

2068
01:48:59,760 --> 01:49:05,840
That's where I'm sure this is the world phenomenon or whatever built out of like just people

2069
01:49:05,840 --> 01:49:09,160
stealing fucking DVD players.

2070
01:49:09,160 --> 01:49:17,320
Like it started with like people like robbing people and stealing DVD players and like like

2071
01:49:17,320 --> 01:49:18,920
the first episode.

2072
01:49:18,920 --> 01:49:21,960
If you like this movie or don't like it.

2073
01:49:21,960 --> 01:49:26,400
I think it's just giving the history of the franchise.

2074
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:31,880
Let me tell you about 10 things.

2075
01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:35,280
I'm very nervous about like where it's going to go and everything.

2076
01:49:35,280 --> 01:49:39,400
It's like I'm very nervous about what you're going to do and where it's going to go, because

2077
01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:44,360
it's like I feel like they've done everything exhausted to the point.

2078
01:49:44,360 --> 01:49:56,000
And like now everything feels like, you know, to that fight throughout the Toretto house,

2079
01:49:56,000 --> 01:50:01,640
which like fuck, man, you make you bias into your whole fucking like this is your world

2080
01:50:01,640 --> 01:50:03,920
and this is your fiction.

2081
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:09,200
I watched John Cena trash around your house like it was fucking like made out of paper.

2082
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:13,320
I mean, that house was blown up at one point, too, and they fucking rebuilt it.

2083
01:50:13,320 --> 01:50:19,520
I love that movie does where he shoots the wall and then gets behind that wall to then

2084
01:50:19,520 --> 01:50:20,520
shoot through it.

2085
01:50:20,520 --> 01:50:22,240
I thought that was going to be man.

2086
01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:23,240
Most valuable part.

2087
01:50:23,240 --> 01:50:24,240
And I swish cheese that wall.

2088
01:50:24,240 --> 01:50:29,200
And then also, like I also want to bring up like, you know, I'm sorry, this is like in

2089
01:50:29,200 --> 01:50:38,880
my final thoughts, but like like they have like the progression of like where.

2090
01:50:38,880 --> 01:50:45,280
The construction value of any building or whatever that they are around is like paper

2091
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:46,280
like.

2092
01:50:46,280 --> 01:50:57,560
I am so glad that you brought that up in your review, the integrity of buildings and your

2093
01:50:57,560 --> 01:50:59,520
I know you always talk about this.

2094
01:50:59,520 --> 01:51:01,520
These guys just.

2095
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:04,760
I mean, he throws a guy through the ground of the house.

2096
01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:05,760
That was cool.

2097
01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:07,400
But I mean, you loved it.

2098
01:51:07,400 --> 01:51:09,520
Malignant Malignant got one hundred fifty percent.

2099
01:51:09,520 --> 01:51:10,520
Someone felt.

2100
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:11,520
Yeah, of course.

2101
01:51:11,520 --> 01:51:14,520
See, that's what I'm saying.

2102
01:51:14,520 --> 01:51:15,520
He.

2103
01:51:15,520 --> 01:51:17,400
He go on Danny over here.

2104
01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:18,400
It's always like.

2105
01:51:18,400 --> 01:51:21,320
What are those walls?

2106
01:51:21,320 --> 01:51:23,000
I haven't given my full review.

2107
01:51:23,000 --> 01:51:25,720
You have no idea what percentage this baby's going to.

2108
01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:28,720
I honestly have no idea.

2109
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:31,280
I can't tell if you like it or hate it.

2110
01:51:31,280 --> 01:51:32,840
Here's what I'm going to say.

2111
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:37,520
What I do know is 10 as a number is confounding to you.

2112
01:51:37,520 --> 01:51:44,520
Also, like, you know, I I love that you guys are in like I'm sorry that this is my review

2113
01:51:44,520 --> 01:51:48,040
and it's taking forever, but I also love that you guys are in our way.

2114
01:51:48,040 --> 01:51:54,360
I need you guys as sidebars to to this, especially like, all right, if one of you can tell me

2115
01:51:54,360 --> 01:51:58,400
what like the budget of Malignant versus this movie.

2116
01:51:58,400 --> 01:52:00,760
This is one of the most expensive movies ever made.

2117
01:52:00,760 --> 01:52:04,500
The budget for this is three hundred and fifty eight million, I think.

2118
01:52:04,500 --> 01:52:08,720
And I don't believe that's including it was pretty modest to like all things considered.

2119
01:52:08,720 --> 01:52:11,960
It was like, yeah, all year, 30.

2120
01:52:11,960 --> 01:52:13,960
Well, all things awesome.

2121
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:15,520
I'm not.

2122
01:52:15,520 --> 01:52:17,720
I sounded so confident in that.

2123
01:52:17,720 --> 01:52:18,720
I know.

2124
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:20,720
Oh, you just bullshit that.

2125
01:52:20,720 --> 01:52:21,720
Oh, God.

2126
01:52:21,720 --> 01:52:24,960
I think I read that, but like a fair amount.

2127
01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:26,480
I hope 40 is 40 million.

2128
01:52:26,480 --> 01:52:29,480
I mean, it's so but like for Justin Lin, he can get more than that.

2129
01:52:29,480 --> 01:52:30,480
Yeah, like it's not me.

2130
01:52:30,480 --> 01:52:31,480
I'm so insane.

2131
01:52:31,480 --> 01:52:34,480
The second I said, I was like, no, I just heard that.

2132
01:52:34,480 --> 01:52:35,480
I don't know.

2133
01:52:35,480 --> 01:52:36,480
But like, isn't that sad?

2134
01:52:36,480 --> 01:52:37,480
The house.

2135
01:52:37,480 --> 01:52:38,480
So what's your point here then?

2136
01:52:38,480 --> 01:52:40,880
Yeah, I said this is a new point.

2137
01:52:40,880 --> 01:52:42,440
And what's the point now?

2138
01:52:42,440 --> 01:52:45,040
You're in a review right now, right?

2139
01:52:45,040 --> 01:52:47,200
So you would have picked the tenth one out of all of them.

2140
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:49,760
That would be crazy if you were to compare this and Malignant.

2141
01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:50,760
That's also interesting.

2142
01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:59,600
But even so, honestly, where isn't it interesting how walls work in construction really actually

2143
01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:00,600
becomes very small.

2144
01:53:00,600 --> 01:53:06,120
So what do you think of the movie of this movie and then what they did and then what

2145
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:11,640
they tried to accomplish in like my it doesn't matter how much you can throw at the board,

2146
01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:15,800
how many people you introduce and how much money you have to spend.

2147
01:53:15,800 --> 01:53:22,400
My problem is at a certain point, the wheels start to fall off with.

2148
01:53:22,400 --> 01:53:23,400
Hmm.

2149
01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:24,400
OK.

2150
01:53:24,400 --> 01:53:25,400
OK.

2151
01:53:25,400 --> 01:53:26,400
This is all right.

2152
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:27,400
Yeah.

2153
01:53:27,400 --> 01:53:29,120
And you like that or don't like that?

2154
01:53:29,120 --> 01:53:35,280
Oh, like finally, I'm watching my trashy shit that I like to watch.

2155
01:53:35,280 --> 01:53:39,640
Just like, yeah, it's all two dimensional fun.

2156
01:53:39,640 --> 01:53:40,640
Yeah.

2157
01:53:40,640 --> 01:53:47,080
And you fall into like at a certain point, you need to get it together.

2158
01:53:47,080 --> 01:53:49,040
Like what are you doing?

2159
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,000
What are we really?

2160
01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:56,720
And I feel like that's what 10 has become is I'm watching it all.

2161
01:53:56,720 --> 01:53:59,600
The shit is hitting the fan and I'm watching it all smashed together.

2162
01:53:59,600 --> 01:54:01,960
It's like, oh, no.

2163
01:54:01,960 --> 01:54:07,200
And like, like, as look, we've all laughed.

2164
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:12,720
Either either you're laughing with it or at it.

2165
01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:17,120
But at a certain point, we cry.

2166
01:54:17,120 --> 01:54:18,120
We cried.

2167
01:54:18,120 --> 01:54:26,000
But it's also like, like, look, he's like Nicole Kidman, AMC.

2168
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:29,320
Heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

2169
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:34,680
But but also like, I mean, this man has brought a fictitious.

2170
01:54:34,680 --> 01:54:38,320
So the child he has little Brian or whatever.

2171
01:54:38,320 --> 01:54:42,240
But like just like the nuance and like complicatedness of it all.

2172
01:54:42,240 --> 01:54:47,120
It's like he nicknamed he named his new son.

2173
01:54:47,120 --> 01:54:53,040
We're still alive and we all know he's dead.

2174
01:54:53,040 --> 01:54:57,400
And then also like Brian looks like a piece of shit by the end of this movie.

2175
01:54:57,400 --> 01:55:02,600
If Brian's still alive, he looks like the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

2176
01:55:02,600 --> 01:55:08,640
Everybody else in this life, this guy's life has ran into like traction and treason and

2177
01:55:08,640 --> 01:55:13,840
everybody is at like the very like limits end of whatever.

2178
01:55:13,840 --> 01:55:21,520
Now you've written yourself into this character that can't be there.

2179
01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:27,200
And then you have to explain why he's not there while everybody else is doing the best

2180
01:55:27,200 --> 01:55:28,760
they can.

2181
01:55:28,760 --> 01:55:34,560
And Roman, like like the way they wrote Roman's character was to just be like, I have a bunch

2182
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:37,880
of money and like then we're all going to laugh at him for that.

2183
01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:42,680
But like they they have people to do a lot of shit.

2184
01:55:42,680 --> 01:55:45,040
And then it's written so that.

2185
01:55:45,040 --> 01:55:54,240
That is a lot of people to do a lot of people do a lot of it.

2186
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:57,520
Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, what is your score for the movie?

2187
01:55:57,520 --> 01:56:02,200
Daniel, Daniel, Danny, what is your score, my friend?

2188
01:56:02,200 --> 01:56:05,120
Yeah, 94, a 94.

2189
01:56:05,120 --> 01:56:07,880
Oh, did like it.

2190
01:56:07,880 --> 01:56:08,880
Wow.

2191
01:56:08,880 --> 01:56:09,880
Nice.

2192
01:56:09,880 --> 01:56:12,880
That was a shocking reveal because you know, I didn't like this movie.

2193
01:56:12,880 --> 01:56:16,240
It still gets a 94.

2194
01:56:16,240 --> 01:56:18,080
This is the malignant scale.

2195
01:56:18,080 --> 01:56:22,640
No, 94 out of 150.

2196
01:56:22,640 --> 01:56:24,000
The linden got 150.

2197
01:56:24,000 --> 01:56:25,000
That's right.

2198
01:56:25,000 --> 01:56:26,280
Where this still gets a 94.

2199
01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:28,000
This 94 is not for Vin Diesel.

2200
01:56:28,000 --> 01:56:32,280
This 94 is for everybody else involved in this movie trying to do something.

2201
01:56:32,280 --> 01:56:38,760
That 94 is for fucking all the especially behind the scenes and everything else.

2202
01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:44,240
All the people that came to play like your we talked about the cinematography and the

2203
01:56:44,240 --> 01:56:49,760
filming of this movie is like so complicated to just do this guy's vision of whatever the

2204
01:56:49,760 --> 01:56:51,160
fuck he wanted.

2205
01:56:51,160 --> 01:56:56,080
But like and to rob us of like we can talk about storyline or anything else.

2206
01:56:56,080 --> 01:57:00,040
But the magnitude of these movies is huge.

2207
01:57:00,040 --> 01:57:05,840
And I will say like I'm I'm never going to want to not stop watching these movies.

2208
01:57:05,840 --> 01:57:10,800
If you made me put that 94 up against all the other movies that they made.

2209
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:14,040
No, like I don't know if that's arguable.

2210
01:57:14,040 --> 01:57:21,840
Like when it comes to between the fast 10 movies that 94 drops, it's probably one of

2211
01:57:21,840 --> 01:57:29,720
my one of my low fives like in the in the low half of like the fast movies.

2212
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:36,840
But I will say 94 in the sense of like Jason Momoa and all the different people coming

2213
01:57:36,840 --> 01:57:44,040
to play and how much fun I had for like fucking two and a half hours of this whatever and

2214
01:57:44,040 --> 01:57:45,040
shit man.

2215
01:57:45,040 --> 01:57:47,600
It provoked my thoughts.

2216
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:48,600
Oh yeah.

2217
01:57:48,600 --> 01:57:49,600
Oh yeah.

2218
01:57:49,600 --> 01:57:54,360
That's great for your bottom bottom five of the Fast and Furious franchise.

2219
01:57:54,360 --> 01:57:55,360
So get a 94.

2220
01:57:55,360 --> 01:57:58,360
I mean, that's that's means that you really love the franchise.

2221
01:57:58,360 --> 01:58:03,720
You're you're for the long haul and you're invested in the series.

2222
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:08,520
And there's so many franchises now that it's it's tough, I don't know, to be fully invested

2223
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:11,640
sometimes, especially something going to 10.

2224
01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:13,560
So that's we're all concerned.

2225
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:15,360
Like I think we were all starting to say that.

2226
01:58:15,360 --> 01:58:16,360
Yeah.

2227
01:58:16,360 --> 01:58:18,200
Let's hear from let's hear from Mel Brandini.

2228
01:58:18,200 --> 01:58:19,200
Yeah.

2229
01:58:19,200 --> 01:58:20,200
All right.

2230
01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:23,200
Sorry, that was like 20 minutes.

2231
01:58:23,200 --> 01:58:26,560
Yeah, it's OK.

2232
01:58:26,560 --> 01:58:27,560
Yeah.

2233
01:58:27,560 --> 01:58:34,880
Like I said, towards the end of this, it was just.

2234
01:58:34,880 --> 01:58:41,680
This movie really was one in a while because yeah, you know, kind of what Danny was alluding

2235
01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:52,520
to in a quarter of that was this movie, this movie and this franchise is, you know, this

2236
01:58:52,520 --> 01:58:57,020
big budget, silly action movie stuff.

2237
01:58:57,020 --> 01:58:59,280
And I have been on board with it.

2238
01:58:59,280 --> 01:59:02,640
But this was the first movie where I wasn't really on board with the movie.

2239
01:59:02,640 --> 01:59:08,880
And it was a weird place to sit because I've just loved this franchise for so long.

2240
01:59:08,880 --> 01:59:11,880
And yeah, it's.

2241
01:59:11,880 --> 01:59:15,240
It's a bummer.

2242
01:59:15,240 --> 01:59:16,240
It's a bummer.

2243
01:59:16,240 --> 01:59:17,240
I don't know.

2244
01:59:17,240 --> 01:59:19,680
Yeah, I'm concerned about the future of this franchise.

2245
01:59:19,680 --> 01:59:24,400
Highlights for me was honestly, Jason Momoa was his levity to this, even though I didn't

2246
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:26,560
like the.

2247
01:59:26,560 --> 01:59:30,640
Very stereotypical stuff that he was doing or having him do.

2248
01:59:30,640 --> 01:59:37,600
God, yeah, if he wasn't in this, this movie would have been a huge fucking snooze.

2249
01:59:37,600 --> 01:59:40,280
It's really so he's a highlight.

2250
01:59:40,280 --> 01:59:43,560
The John Cena little B stuff was worked really well for me.

2251
01:59:43,560 --> 01:59:48,600
Fun character stuff, you know, little B, because there's a lot of this there scenes together.

2252
01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:53,280
We're talking about little B being like, oh, my dad is such a superhero.

2253
01:59:53,280 --> 01:59:57,080
And I don't know if I'm going to live up to his expectations.

2254
01:59:57,080 --> 01:59:59,560
And John Cena telling him like your dad loves you.

2255
01:59:59,560 --> 02:00:00,560
It's OK.

2256
02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:02,120
You know, just being you is OK.

2257
02:00:02,120 --> 02:00:03,440
And that was a really sweet message.

2258
02:00:03,440 --> 02:00:06,960
And I liked a lot of that stuff because we needed that because there's so little that

2259
02:00:06,960 --> 02:00:11,920
is happening with like there's really nothing that's happening with Dom in this movie.

2260
02:00:11,920 --> 02:00:13,960
Like I don't know what he's really going through.

2261
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:14,960
Sure.

2262
02:00:14,960 --> 02:00:17,120
Yes, he's concerned about his family being in peril.

2263
02:00:17,120 --> 02:00:23,720
But like that's that that's such a general big sweeping thing that hasn't it really.

2264
02:00:23,720 --> 02:00:25,680
He has not a lot to work out.

2265
02:00:25,680 --> 02:00:27,320
Like he's always been doing that.

2266
02:00:27,320 --> 02:00:28,680
OK, big deal.

2267
02:00:28,680 --> 02:00:30,460
He's got to save his family.

2268
02:00:30,460 --> 02:00:32,960
And it was just so hollow and shallow.

2269
02:00:32,960 --> 02:00:34,960
Seems like Hercules.

2270
02:00:34,960 --> 02:00:39,960
Yeah, like he's like he's like human, but like something else to.

2271
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:43,440
He's like, oh, yeah, he's like dealing with.

2272
02:00:43,440 --> 02:00:44,440
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2273
02:00:44,440 --> 02:00:45,440
Like, yeah, yeah.

2274
02:00:45,440 --> 02:00:46,440
Yeah, yeah.

2275
02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:47,440
Yeah.

2276
02:00:47,440 --> 02:00:48,440
Yeah.

2277
02:00:48,440 --> 02:00:55,360
He's just bogged down by, you know, gravity and gravity defining shit.

2278
02:00:55,360 --> 02:01:04,720
Yeah, that's a gravity is a very, very if you divide this, this saga movies as like

2279
02:01:04,720 --> 02:01:06,920
a man struggling with gravity.

2280
02:01:06,920 --> 02:01:16,240
It's a very interesting way to view this whole fucking man.

2281
02:01:16,240 --> 02:01:22,600
You know, something that I really didn't like in this movie, though, is all of that like

2282
02:01:22,600 --> 02:01:26,880
Mr. Nobody like organization stuff.

2283
02:01:26,880 --> 02:01:30,560
Fucking P you do that out of my movie.

2284
02:01:30,560 --> 02:01:32,920
I'm just like so over it.

2285
02:01:32,920 --> 02:01:37,480
I mean, James, you said it like the start of that is you're in this void, this blue

2286
02:01:37,480 --> 02:01:45,340
screen void that looks like dog shit for a movie that's so expensive, so fucking expensive.

2287
02:01:45,340 --> 02:01:51,260
Not only does this movie feature features parts of other movies in it, it has scenes

2288
02:01:51,260 --> 02:01:52,840
that look like shit.

2289
02:01:52,840 --> 02:01:57,600
The part like the beginning of Zoolander with Mugatu and like there were there telling them

2290
02:01:57,600 --> 02:02:02,040
to kill the prime minister of Malaysia looks better than the fucking nobody.

2291
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:03,040
Right.

2292
02:02:03,040 --> 02:02:08,200
With all the people's faces on screens like the Zoolander scene was better.

2293
02:02:08,200 --> 02:02:13,400
I would argue that the commercial that he's in where he's promoting the water in that

2294
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:18,080
movie looks better than this fucking scene when he's a merman.

2295
02:02:18,080 --> 02:02:21,200
That looks better than this bullshit scene in this movie.

2296
02:02:21,200 --> 02:02:28,520
Hey man, water world from fucking nineteen ninety five looks better than like also getting

2297
02:02:28,520 --> 02:02:33,180
the

2298
02:02:33,180 --> 02:02:35,640
yeah I don't know.

2299
02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:38,360
There's not a whole lot that I did like about this movie.

2300
02:02:38,360 --> 02:02:44,520
There were some shiny moments in it and yeah, made me really like worried for the franchise

2301
02:02:44,520 --> 02:02:53,900
because even so to complete my review is the car scene was a good example of the microcosm

2302
02:02:53,900 --> 02:02:59,200
of this movie of like why I like it and why I don't like it is I like the fact that they're

2303
02:02:59,200 --> 02:03:00,280
doing a car scene.

2304
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:01,280
We're on the ground.

2305
02:03:01,280 --> 02:03:02,280
We're having a race.

2306
02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:07,720
But then this movie cannot fucking help itself by incorporate the race doesn't.

2307
02:03:07,720 --> 02:03:10,880
It's not a race like they're not going through the city racing.

2308
02:03:10,880 --> 02:03:17,080
It is just a straight line that ends up being resolved by getting blown up by gadgets like

2309
02:03:17,080 --> 02:03:25,960
the fact that the fact that it couldn't let just a race happen, it had to have this gadget

2310
02:03:25,960 --> 02:03:29,760
bullshit is just is my problem with this movie.

2311
02:03:29,760 --> 02:03:36,160
It is gotten to the point where it cannot help itself from being this like it needs

2312
02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:40,280
to do these things that really it doesn't.

2313
02:03:40,280 --> 02:03:42,280
I would argue it doesn't need that.

2314
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:43,440
It doesn't need more.

2315
02:03:43,440 --> 02:03:46,280
I think that's what we've talked about is it definitely doesn't need more.

2316
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:48,000
It needs to start resolving stuff.

2317
02:03:48,000 --> 02:03:52,520
Sure, I can understand wanting to get this more grounded a little bit, but God damn it.

2318
02:03:52,520 --> 02:03:56,560
You didn't do it because you couldn't help yourself on in a situation like the car racing

2319
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:59,560
scene where it ends up being like, actually, no, it's not a race.

2320
02:03:59,560 --> 02:04:02,040
I'm going to blow both of these people up and win.

2321
02:04:02,040 --> 02:04:03,340
Like, OK, whatever.

2322
02:04:03,340 --> 02:04:04,340
So I'm sorry.

2323
02:04:04,340 --> 02:04:06,440
I yeah, this movie frustrates me.

2324
02:04:06,440 --> 02:04:07,440
I'm going to give it I don't know.

2325
02:04:07,440 --> 02:04:10,440
I'm going to give it like a 32 percent.

2326
02:04:10,440 --> 02:04:11,440
Wow.

2327
02:04:11,440 --> 02:04:17,160
Yeah, that's a that's a big dip for you because I know you and I have bonded over these movies.

2328
02:04:17,160 --> 02:04:20,640
And I mentioned us when we like live together and everything, too, we would start watching

2329
02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:24,680
them like I think right after five and everything when they started getting really good and

2330
02:04:24,680 --> 02:04:26,840
going out to see him in like theaters.

2331
02:04:26,840 --> 02:04:35,080
And I I'm right there with you, Brandini, on a lot that you that you said.

2332
02:04:35,080 --> 02:04:41,840
And overall, I've I've found this ringing more hollow rather than.

2333
02:04:41,840 --> 02:04:49,320
Like amping it up and anting up like the stakes and the the tension and the action and everything.

2334
02:04:49,320 --> 02:04:53,880
I already knew that it's hard to beat going to fucking space, like going to space in number

2335
02:04:53,880 --> 02:04:59,440
nine and having his brother come back is like that was that was tantalizing.

2336
02:04:59,440 --> 02:05:00,440
That was interesting.

2337
02:05:00,440 --> 02:05:01,440
That was cool.

2338
02:05:01,440 --> 02:05:07,600
That added that made Charlize Theron still around as a villain in the background sort

2339
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:12,440
of way, but not change her nature and have him kind of be almost.

2340
02:05:12,440 --> 02:05:16,720
I feel like he's been you remember the full but he's like essentially like blackmailed,

2341
02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:17,720
right.

2342
02:05:17,720 --> 02:05:20,200
And it's almost like kind of like like lady or whatever.

2343
02:05:20,200 --> 02:05:22,120
She's got whatever amnesia.

2344
02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:23,400
That's a classic soap opera thing.

2345
02:05:23,400 --> 02:05:24,400
But I don't know.

2346
02:05:24,400 --> 02:05:28,760
That stuff is fun having to fight against family and all that like works within the

2347
02:05:28,760 --> 02:05:29,760
movie.

2348
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:34,840
But I didn't really have anything going for it in terms of a hook for me because I as

2349
02:05:34,840 --> 02:05:40,800
good of a movie as five is, I didn't find that storyline needing to be revisited, especially

2350
02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:41,800
the set pieces.

2351
02:05:41,800 --> 02:05:48,880
I found that kind of played out and regurgitated sort of set piece that somehow again, I'd

2352
02:05:48,880 --> 02:05:51,720
have to watch Fast Five again, but it looked worse in this one.

2353
02:05:51,720 --> 02:05:56,360
Everything was blown out and bright and everyone is just like sticking out like, you know,

2354
02:05:56,360 --> 02:06:03,800
just a Marvel DC superhero or something like that in a very like green screen sort of set.

2355
02:06:03,800 --> 02:06:06,120
The worst case being obviously the nobody thing.

2356
02:06:06,120 --> 02:06:10,480
And that stuff never really bothered me too much because it was just a goofy little like,

2357
02:06:10,480 --> 02:06:17,520
oh, like we're this like secret secret secret like thing behind the scenes and the rock

2358
02:06:17,520 --> 02:06:19,800
was involved and like Russell and shit.

2359
02:06:19,800 --> 02:06:23,320
And it's like, oh, that's like legitimacy to this.

2360
02:06:23,320 --> 02:06:29,100
And Brie Larson was good, but that set made me just laugh.

2361
02:06:29,100 --> 02:06:33,280
And then the other guy, I did not care for him either.

2362
02:06:33,280 --> 02:06:38,880
And that had the big turn at the end that made me more frustrated than sort of like,

2363
02:06:38,880 --> 02:06:40,400
oh, wow, that was an interesting turn.

2364
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:42,440
It was just kind of like, whatever.

2365
02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:44,760
I want to care about this at all.

2366
02:06:44,760 --> 02:06:45,760
Yeah.

2367
02:06:45,760 --> 02:06:51,520
And like Hobbs and Shaw, that one was like a great one off, you know, eight and nine,

2368
02:06:51,520 --> 02:06:54,120
I think, waned a little bit past seven for me.

2369
02:06:54,120 --> 02:06:57,640
I think seven was a high, high point in my mind.

2370
02:06:57,640 --> 02:07:01,160
But you guys, you guys touched on a lot of points.

2371
02:07:01,160 --> 02:07:02,440
It is it is bloated.

2372
02:07:02,440 --> 02:07:07,680
It is disjointed, especially when they know that they can stretch it to two movies.

2373
02:07:07,680 --> 02:07:12,560
They took advantage of the audience instead of using that as an as an advantage for themselves

2374
02:07:12,560 --> 02:07:15,440
to tell a story that requires two parts.

2375
02:07:15,440 --> 02:07:17,700
I got the feeling that it almost doesn't.

2376
02:07:17,700 --> 02:07:22,680
And they're just stretching it to stretch it because it's not written tight enough.

2377
02:07:22,680 --> 02:07:28,200
And you just feel kind of cheated when they use very cheaply the resurgence of these characters

2378
02:07:28,200 --> 02:07:30,140
that you thought were gone.

2379
02:07:30,140 --> 02:07:33,760
The Rock's reasoning is never even fully established.

2380
02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:38,300
And Gal Gadot is just kind of like coming into the submarine with Letty and this fucking

2381
02:07:38,300 --> 02:07:45,440
evil person that, you know, it just made me feel like unsure and weird rather than like

2382
02:07:45,440 --> 02:07:47,660
interested to see what happens next.

2383
02:07:47,660 --> 02:07:49,280
Still going to see the next one.

2384
02:07:49,280 --> 02:07:50,440
It's a action movie.

2385
02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:55,720
You know, it's it's if you're looking for big, loud set pieces and dumb action and everything,

2386
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:56,720
it has that.

2387
02:07:56,720 --> 02:08:00,880
But it just doesn't do anything different enough from the other ones to make me mark

2388
02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:05,520
this as one that's like higher up in my list of favorites, namely being, yeah, I think

2389
02:08:05,520 --> 02:08:09,760
six and seven are my sweet spot.

2390
02:08:09,760 --> 02:08:15,600
So as far as a rating, it would be like a 50, 60, I think, for me, because I think it

2391
02:08:15,600 --> 02:08:17,680
was.

2392
02:08:17,680 --> 02:08:24,800
Action an action movie that was enjoyable enough on the very surface level, like very,

2393
02:08:24,800 --> 02:08:25,800
very surface level.

2394
02:08:25,800 --> 02:08:31,200
But I have a hard time like really establishing if it's like fresh or rotten.

2395
02:08:31,200 --> 02:08:36,560
And I think I'll do like more like a high 50, like a 57 and do like more of the rotten

2396
02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:39,520
little bit, little bit more of the rotten side, I guess, if I get to pick a stinker

2397
02:08:39,520 --> 02:08:41,360
out of the fast bunch.

2398
02:08:41,360 --> 02:08:46,800
But you know, I for I remember being boring and shit to you, but you know, we saw two

2399
02:08:46,800 --> 02:08:49,080
together too fast, too fierce together in movie theaters.

2400
02:08:49,080 --> 02:08:52,240
Brandon, we were young and that was that was a fun time.

2401
02:08:52,240 --> 02:08:53,240
And goofy 2003.

2402
02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:56,000
Damn, dude, real 13 year olds.

2403
02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:58,880
That was perfect movie for us to see.

2404
02:08:58,880 --> 02:09:02,240
And slowly for now, I got a little game if you guys want to play.

2405
02:09:02,240 --> 02:09:03,240
I know we've been going long.

2406
02:09:03,240 --> 02:09:05,640
Do you want to take a break before we do?

2407
02:09:05,640 --> 02:09:06,640
Absolutely.

2408
02:09:06,640 --> 02:09:14,680
I know I've I know I've spoken a bunch, but like, can I take a moment to especially after

2409
02:09:14,680 --> 02:09:21,840
hearing both of you guys reviews, just make a statement of like, man, how much I've kind

2410
02:09:21,840 --> 02:09:25,840
of like screwed up my rating scale.

2411
02:09:25,840 --> 02:09:27,600
It does not matter, dude.

2412
02:09:27,600 --> 02:09:28,600
It's OK.

2413
02:09:28,600 --> 02:09:29,880
I fucked mine up as well.

2414
02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:32,560
I've like think back on my scoring and being I know.

2415
02:09:32,560 --> 02:09:33,560
Yeah.

2416
02:09:33,560 --> 02:09:36,760
I honestly don't feel that, but whatever.

2417
02:09:36,760 --> 02:09:39,120
To a hundred and fifty boondocks, it's been a big one.

2418
02:09:39,120 --> 02:09:45,360
I'm like, I have actually I think that movie is bad, but since I'm listening, that's what

2419
02:09:45,360 --> 02:09:48,600
has become like my weird new rationale.

2420
02:09:48,600 --> 02:09:49,600
I like.

2421
02:09:49,600 --> 02:09:50,600
All right.

2422
02:09:50,600 --> 02:09:54,920
So when I said ninety four, but then like I have to put it up against now, I've made

2423
02:09:54,920 --> 02:09:59,200
myself into this weird little niche of like, it's OK.

2424
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:03,440
Well, as long as you're speaking from your heart, that's all that matters.

2425
02:10:03,440 --> 02:10:09,280
Like don't get bogged down in the like minutia of like, you know, this is this score.

2426
02:10:09,280 --> 02:10:10,280
This is that score.

2427
02:10:10,280 --> 02:10:14,400
And given some fair scores to when you did like unhinged and shit like you're on the

2428
02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:15,400
same page.

2429
02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:20,040
But but then also like, no, no, no, I stick by my score.

2430
02:10:20,040 --> 02:10:21,040
It's more than that.

2431
02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:22,840
Yeah, Mr. One fifty.

2432
02:10:22,840 --> 02:10:30,080
Now when I give something this, then it's based off of like, well, I broke 100 percent.

2433
02:10:30,080 --> 02:10:32,200
And now like like now.

2434
02:10:32,200 --> 02:10:33,800
Just move on.

2435
02:10:33,800 --> 02:10:34,800
Yeah, we're good.

2436
02:10:34,800 --> 02:10:36,120
Yeah, just move on.

2437
02:10:36,120 --> 02:10:37,440
I'm excited about it.

2438
02:10:37,440 --> 02:10:38,440
I'm good.

2439
02:10:38,440 --> 02:10:39,440
Good.

2440
02:10:39,440 --> 02:10:40,560
Like look, I'm fun and weird.

2441
02:10:40,560 --> 02:10:41,560
I have to like work.

2442
02:10:41,560 --> 02:10:45,280
Yeah, we'll check in on Fast 11 if we'll see what kind of score that.

2443
02:10:45,280 --> 02:10:46,280
Yeah.

2444
02:10:46,280 --> 02:10:49,520
But for now, I have a little game of review blitz.

2445
02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:52,400
Oh, this is a new game.

2446
02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:53,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2447
02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:58,920
We I tested it out, I think, on you guys last time, kind of off the cuff.

2448
02:10:58,920 --> 02:11:03,080
And this one's going to be a little bit more of the same, but it does have a theme.

2449
02:11:03,080 --> 02:11:07,560
What I am going to be doing is I'm going to have pick a movie.

2450
02:11:07,560 --> 02:11:09,720
I'm not going to tell you the name of the movie.

2451
02:11:09,720 --> 02:11:15,120
That's up for you to decide and guess what I am going to do is I'm going to give you

2452
02:11:15,120 --> 02:11:17,340
reviews of this movie.

2453
02:11:17,340 --> 02:11:21,080
And it's you have to figure out what the movie is based on.

2454
02:11:21,080 --> 02:11:22,920
Yes, yes, yes, yes.

2455
02:11:22,920 --> 02:11:26,520
The theme and I'm going to give you a hint right off the bat just to kind of make it

2456
02:11:26,520 --> 02:11:29,120
a little easier and more straightforward.

2457
02:11:29,120 --> 02:11:35,840
The theme is franchises, and I will be going in order of the franchise number.

2458
02:11:35,840 --> 02:11:38,080
So the first one will be the first in the franchise.

2459
02:11:38,080 --> 02:11:40,880
The second will be a second in another franchise.

2460
02:11:40,880 --> 02:11:45,480
The third will be a third in that franchise as well, if that makes sense.

2461
02:11:45,480 --> 02:11:51,080
So this first one will be the first movie.

2462
02:11:51,080 --> 02:11:54,200
And I'm going to put that in quotations as well.

2463
02:11:54,200 --> 02:12:01,520
So let's start with negative review by the critics of this first film.

2464
02:12:01,520 --> 02:12:02,520
Let's see here.

2465
02:12:02,520 --> 02:12:06,400
Pull up some here.

2466
02:12:06,400 --> 02:12:08,540
From slant, Callum Marsh gave it a zero.

2467
02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:12,440
It's difficult to discern precisely where this all went wrong and even more difficult to

2468
02:12:12,440 --> 02:12:16,200
speculate speculate about possible improvements.

2469
02:12:16,200 --> 02:12:22,240
Jay Hoberman says with the 20 is simply a billboard for itself.

2470
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:24,680
Anyone who sees it will be experiencing it for the second time.

2471
02:12:24,680 --> 02:12:26,600
The hype was not about the movie.

2472
02:12:26,600 --> 02:12:29,600
The hype was the movie.

2473
02:12:29,600 --> 02:12:30,600
This is tough.

2474
02:12:30,600 --> 02:12:31,600
I'm going to keep going.

2475
02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:32,600
I'm going to keep going Spitfire.

2476
02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:33,600
So yeah, yeah, yeah.

2477
02:12:33,600 --> 02:12:38,600
I mean, it's like that could be anything.

2478
02:12:38,600 --> 02:12:40,000
Yes, definitely.

2479
02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:41,080
These are going to be vague enough.

2480
02:12:41,080 --> 02:12:46,960
I'm going to do a negative user review.

2481
02:12:46,960 --> 02:12:49,960
Let's see what they have to say.

2482
02:12:49,960 --> 02:12:50,960
Keep them coming.

2483
02:12:50,960 --> 02:12:57,880
Dear George, the story was OK, just OK, but the very boring race and the failed tries

2484
02:12:57,880 --> 02:13:01,080
to be funny just made it a long annoying movie.

2485
02:13:01,080 --> 02:13:03,680
Just a couple of couple hints there.

2486
02:13:03,680 --> 02:13:05,440
Dear is it Mad Max?

2487
02:13:05,440 --> 02:13:10,280
Fury Road, dear George and I put quotations on the first one as well.

2488
02:13:10,280 --> 02:13:11,920
Are you brand?

2489
02:13:11,920 --> 02:13:12,920
Max?

2490
02:13:12,920 --> 02:13:13,920
No.

2491
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:16,960
Wait, you're on you're on the you're on with George.

2492
02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:17,960
You're thinking.

2493
02:13:17,960 --> 02:13:18,960
OK, OK, OK.

2494
02:13:18,960 --> 02:13:26,000
Is there like a is there a are we saying like what year or anything is this?

2495
02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:27,000
You're just saying the movie.

2496
02:13:27,000 --> 02:13:28,760
I will give you here.

2497
02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:35,360
You want to like train running it fucking the camera to like present day.

2498
02:13:35,360 --> 02:13:40,520
This could be any movie said dear George and the race was really long and annoying and

2499
02:13:40,520 --> 02:13:41,520
it came out.

2500
02:13:41,520 --> 02:13:43,520
I'm going to give you the year.

2501
02:13:43,520 --> 02:13:45,360
Nineteen ninety nine.

2502
02:13:45,360 --> 02:13:46,360
Thank you.

2503
02:13:46,360 --> 02:13:49,360
This is sci fi action.

2504
02:13:49,360 --> 02:13:52,360
OK, I'm a.

2505
02:13:52,360 --> 02:13:53,560
I'm going to keep going with reviews.

2506
02:13:53,560 --> 02:13:56,560
Let's do one more negative audience review them and do some positive reviews.

2507
02:13:56,560 --> 02:14:00,360
I'm so just going like you're going to keep throwing stuff at you.

2508
02:14:00,360 --> 02:14:04,160
Was that one of the worst movies I've ever seen with dull writing, dull characters, a

2509
02:14:04,160 --> 02:14:05,160
dull plot.

2510
02:14:05,160 --> 02:14:07,360
This movie makes staring at a wall more fun and exciting.

2511
02:14:07,360 --> 02:14:08,360
It is.

2512
02:14:08,360 --> 02:14:09,360
I know what this is.

2513
02:14:09,360 --> 02:14:10,360
I know what it is.

2514
02:14:10,360 --> 02:14:13,240
This is it's Star Wars Phantom Menace.

2515
02:14:13,240 --> 02:14:14,240
Nailed it.

2516
02:14:14,240 --> 02:14:15,240
One point for Brandon.

2517
02:14:15,240 --> 02:14:16,240
Nailed it.

2518
02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:17,240
Wow.

2519
02:14:17,240 --> 02:14:20,920
I've read this review.

2520
02:14:20,920 --> 02:14:24,800
This guy like episode one, everybody.

2521
02:14:24,800 --> 02:14:28,760
Episode one, not the first movie made, but it's episode one of the franchise.

2522
02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:34,320
The George thing really narrowed it down to like it's got George Lucas then because he's

2523
02:14:34,320 --> 02:14:36,320
the only one that's really done a bunch of franchise.

2524
02:14:36,320 --> 02:14:37,320
Yeah.

2525
02:14:37,320 --> 02:14:38,320
Well done.

2526
02:14:38,320 --> 02:14:40,880
I'm going to do this and I'm going to I can switch to positive reviews quicker.

2527
02:14:40,880 --> 02:14:43,120
I'm going to do this game.

2528
02:14:43,120 --> 02:14:47,440
Let's do actually we'll start with positive critic review for the second movie, which

2529
02:14:47,440 --> 02:14:53,600
will be the second in the franchise of this movie as well.

2530
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:57,480
It's a 100 from Roger Ebert with a Chicago Sun Times.

2531
02:14:57,480 --> 02:14:58,480
Whoa.

2532
02:14:58,480 --> 02:14:59,480
Okay.

2533
02:14:59,480 --> 02:15:03,520
Birmingham with invention and new ideas seems to expand and deepen before our very eyes

2534
02:15:03,520 --> 02:15:07,160
into a world large enough to conceal unguessable secrets.

2535
02:15:07,160 --> 02:15:08,160
What a glorious movie.

2536
02:15:08,160 --> 02:15:11,160
Back to the future too.

2537
02:15:11,160 --> 02:15:12,160
Negative.

2538
02:15:12,160 --> 02:15:13,160
Negative.

2539
02:15:13,160 --> 02:15:14,160
Good guess though.

2540
02:15:14,160 --> 02:15:15,160
Let's see here.

2541
02:15:15,160 --> 02:15:21,320
Lisa Schwartzbaum Entertainment Weekly.

2542
02:15:21,320 --> 02:15:26,320
Among all the things it does well, it indeed deepens the darker, more frightening atmosphere

2543
02:15:26,320 --> 02:15:31,160
for audiences of all ages who are already familiar with the intricacies of the landscape.

2544
02:15:31,160 --> 02:15:32,160
Aliens.

2545
02:15:32,160 --> 02:15:33,160
Aliens.

2546
02:15:33,160 --> 02:15:34,160
Yeah.

2547
02:15:34,160 --> 02:15:35,160
Yes.

2548
02:15:35,160 --> 02:15:36,920
I can give you the year as well.

2549
02:15:36,920 --> 02:15:37,920
Sorry.

2550
02:15:37,920 --> 02:15:38,920
I think that would help.

2551
02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:44,000
It's a weird thing to want because I think it's just so broad at that point.

2552
02:15:44,000 --> 02:15:46,240
Yeah, I'm sorry.

2553
02:15:46,240 --> 02:15:48,280
2002 fantasy adventure.

2554
02:15:48,280 --> 02:15:52,480
And now I'm going to switch up some reviews here.

2555
02:15:52,480 --> 02:15:54,920
Let's do positive user reviews.

2556
02:15:54,920 --> 02:16:01,120
It's like, you know, which are the king?

2557
02:16:01,120 --> 02:16:06,960
While it's not my favorite blank movie, seriously, what's with the low user score?

2558
02:16:06,960 --> 02:16:12,560
It was just as good as the first one in better than the third and sixth ones.

2559
02:16:12,560 --> 02:16:16,240
Okay.

2560
02:16:16,240 --> 02:16:18,920
So then this would be it.

2561
02:16:18,920 --> 02:16:20,560
Here's another one from cry hard humor.

2562
02:16:20,560 --> 02:16:21,920
It was a seven.

2563
02:16:21,920 --> 02:16:24,200
It moves like the book it was based on.

2564
02:16:24,200 --> 02:16:26,960
And with that comes both positive and negative results.

2565
02:16:26,960 --> 02:16:29,600
Luckily they are mostly positive.

2566
02:16:29,600 --> 02:16:33,360
The acting is surprisingly solid considering the actors are all kids and the directing

2567
02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:35,120
is capable enough.

2568
02:16:35,120 --> 02:16:39,800
Fantasy adventure 2002 second movie.

2569
02:16:39,800 --> 02:16:42,720
Like Harry Potter.

2570
02:16:42,720 --> 02:16:43,720
Yeah.

2571
02:16:43,720 --> 02:16:45,440
Goblet of fire.

2572
02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:47,920
Like it's a secret.

2573
02:16:47,920 --> 02:16:48,920
Okay.

2574
02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:49,920
There you go.

2575
02:16:49,920 --> 02:16:50,920
You got it.

2576
02:16:50,920 --> 02:16:51,920
Brandon, it's too.

2577
02:16:51,920 --> 02:16:54,040
You guys got the Harry Potter thing, though.

2578
02:16:54,040 --> 02:16:55,680
It's first to three if you guys want to keep going.

2579
02:16:55,680 --> 02:16:56,680
I guess.

2580
02:16:56,680 --> 02:16:57,680
Yeah.

2581
02:16:57,680 --> 02:16:58,680
Yeah.

2582
02:16:58,680 --> 02:17:00,400
No, I'm really enjoying the game.

2583
02:17:00,400 --> 02:17:02,440
Like, you know, bad.

2584
02:17:02,440 --> 02:17:04,240
Oh, yeah.

2585
02:17:04,240 --> 02:17:07,160
This is going to be the third in a franchise.

2586
02:17:07,160 --> 02:17:08,160
Yeah.

2587
02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:09,960
The third movie.

2588
02:17:09,960 --> 02:17:14,520
Let's go to kind of middle of the road.

2589
02:17:14,520 --> 02:17:15,520
Critic reviews here.

2590
02:17:15,520 --> 02:17:16,520
Oh, thank you.

2591
02:17:16,520 --> 02:17:17,520
I'm sorry.

2592
02:17:17,520 --> 02:17:18,520
Yeah.

2593
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:22,400
Just give you double double points for it.

2594
02:17:22,400 --> 02:17:23,400
It does help a lot.

2595
02:17:23,400 --> 02:17:24,400
Yeah.

2596
02:17:24,400 --> 02:17:27,640
I was like almost like you guys should get double points in that first round if you can

2597
02:17:27,640 --> 02:17:32,880
go 2001 sci fi action.

2598
02:17:32,880 --> 02:17:36,000
It's the third movie Los Angeles Times.

2599
02:17:36,000 --> 02:17:37,840
Kenneth Turan gave it a 60.

2600
02:17:37,840 --> 02:17:42,240
The sheer physical presence of these creatures is much more believable and convincing than

2601
02:17:42,240 --> 02:17:49,820
what can be generous, generously characterized as the film's plot.

2602
02:17:49,820 --> 02:17:53,440
The sheer physical presence of these creatures is much more believable and convincing than

2603
02:17:53,440 --> 02:18:00,460
what can be generously characterized as the film's plot.

2604
02:18:00,460 --> 02:18:04,840
And weekly Owen Gleiberman gave it a 50 has no pretensions to be anything more than a

2605
02:18:04,840 --> 02:18:10,840
goose bumpy fantasy theme park ride for kids, but it's such a routine ride.

2606
02:18:10,840 --> 02:18:13,800
No TV Guide magazine.

2607
02:18:13,800 --> 02:18:18,000
Ken Fox gave it a 50 while kids of all ages will want to see it.

2608
02:18:18,000 --> 02:18:20,180
The movie is loud and occasionally brutal.

2609
02:18:20,180 --> 02:18:24,200
And while the body count is relatively low, it's still pretty scary stuff.

2610
02:18:24,200 --> 02:18:25,600
This is.

2611
02:18:25,600 --> 02:18:28,200
Yeah, I know.

2612
02:18:28,200 --> 02:18:33,040
San Francisco Chronicle mixed LaSalle 50.

2613
02:18:33,040 --> 02:18:34,880
This is a monster movie.

2614
02:18:34,880 --> 02:18:40,800
Okay, 92 minutes, lots of action, lots of green legs stomping.

2615
02:18:40,800 --> 02:18:45,040
Get in, get out.

2616
02:18:45,040 --> 02:18:46,040
What is this?

2617
02:18:46,040 --> 02:18:49,680
Man, you're actually like hitting on like a.

2618
02:18:49,680 --> 02:18:51,000
There's some there's some hints coming.

2619
02:18:51,000 --> 02:18:56,880
I'll move over to user side of things and see if they have to say.

2620
02:18:56,880 --> 02:18:59,760
Let's go with.

2621
02:18:59,760 --> 02:19:04,480
Do do do.

2622
02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:11,240
Oh man.

2623
02:19:11,240 --> 02:19:13,800
From Michael C. Let's see here.

2624
02:19:13,800 --> 02:19:17,140
A highly plausible and money making cinema event.

2625
02:19:17,140 --> 02:19:21,320
It succeeds mostly because it doesn't try too hard to be a sequel to blank.

2626
02:19:21,320 --> 02:19:23,200
It seems like a film all on its own.

2627
02:19:23,200 --> 02:19:27,000
If I had to complain about something, the kids story is far too unbelievable to trick

2628
02:19:27,000 --> 02:19:31,240
even the dumbest viewers and the characters sometimes do stupid things.

2629
02:19:31,240 --> 02:19:35,400
Despite that, I really enjoyed blank and it kept me highly satisfied and entertained for

2630
02:19:35,400 --> 02:19:39,200
the overly short running time.

2631
02:19:39,200 --> 02:19:44,160
Awesomely entertaining improves upon the quality of the second.

2632
02:19:44,160 --> 02:19:46,000
Oh man, these are even more vague.

2633
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:48,960
I feel like the the critical views were doing better.

2634
02:19:48,960 --> 02:19:49,960
Sure, sure.

2635
02:19:49,960 --> 02:19:52,960
Yeah, it's like, oh God.

2636
02:19:52,960 --> 02:19:55,320
OK, it's a monster movie.

2637
02:19:55,320 --> 02:19:56,320
It's a kids movie.

2638
02:19:56,320 --> 02:19:57,320
It is.

2639
02:19:57,320 --> 02:19:58,320
It's the third.

2640
02:19:58,320 --> 02:20:03,840
And then one sci fi fantasy.

2641
02:20:03,840 --> 02:20:06,280
There's some, you know.

2642
02:20:06,280 --> 02:20:07,840
Green legs, someone said.

2643
02:20:07,840 --> 02:20:08,840
Yeah, green.

2644
02:20:08,840 --> 02:20:15,920
I went to the turtles like I feel like I'm stabbing in the dark.

2645
02:20:15,920 --> 02:20:19,800
Let me think if there's an I'm OK, I'm just going to find like a good one that actually

2646
02:20:19,800 --> 02:20:25,660
has like a legit, I suppose a lot, maybe a little severe lack of characterization, predictable

2647
02:20:25,660 --> 02:20:27,440
setup from the start.

2648
02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:33,120
This is from Essence of Sugar gave it a three user majorly contrived plot devices.

2649
02:20:33,120 --> 02:20:37,000
The dinosaurs almost pushed to the side with about the least annoying character of being

2650
02:20:37,000 --> 02:20:40,060
Dr. Alan Grant, a stock pointless ending.

2651
02:20:40,060 --> 02:20:41,440
It's like I didn't care anymore.

2652
02:20:41,440 --> 02:20:44,560
And it's a great insult to have one of the main female.

2653
02:20:44,560 --> 02:20:48,160
Jurassic Park lost world like the second one or whatever.

2654
02:20:48,160 --> 02:20:49,960
What number are we on?

2655
02:20:49,960 --> 02:20:50,960
Third one.

2656
02:20:50,960 --> 02:20:51,960
Yes.

2657
02:20:51,960 --> 02:20:52,960
You got it.

2658
02:20:52,960 --> 02:20:53,960
Nice.

2659
02:20:53,960 --> 02:20:54,960
OK.

2660
02:20:54,960 --> 02:20:55,960
That's right.

2661
02:20:55,960 --> 02:20:56,960
You got it.

2662
02:20:56,960 --> 02:20:57,960
Jurassic Park three was sorry.

2663
02:20:57,960 --> 02:21:00,920
I got lost in all the fucking like iterations.

2664
02:21:00,920 --> 02:21:01,920
You guys want to try it.

2665
02:21:01,920 --> 02:21:02,920
You want to try again?

2666
02:21:02,920 --> 02:21:03,920
It was a kids movie.

2667
02:21:03,920 --> 02:21:04,920
No.

2668
02:21:04,920 --> 02:21:05,920
Yeah.

2669
02:21:05,920 --> 02:21:06,920
The third.

2670
02:21:06,920 --> 02:21:07,920
That's that's yeah.

2671
02:21:07,920 --> 02:21:10,600
That's such a weird miscategorization then.

2672
02:21:10,600 --> 02:21:13,760
I mean, what it became like like it's it's.

2673
02:21:13,760 --> 02:21:14,760
All right.

2674
02:21:14,760 --> 02:21:17,760
That's the one that's the dinosaurs going.

2675
02:21:17,760 --> 02:21:18,760
Alan Alan.

2676
02:21:18,760 --> 02:21:19,760
Right.

2677
02:21:19,760 --> 02:21:20,760
Yeah.

2678
02:21:20,760 --> 02:21:21,760
Oh, yeah.

2679
02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:27,200
He wakes up and he's like that there's a velociraptor sitting in the jet with him and he's like,

2680
02:21:27,200 --> 02:21:28,320
Alan, wake up.

2681
02:21:28,320 --> 02:21:29,320
And then it's like a dream.

2682
02:21:29,320 --> 02:21:31,320
And he's like, oh, it's just his friend.

2683
02:21:31,320 --> 02:21:33,360
He's like, Alan, wake up.

2684
02:21:33,360 --> 02:21:36,960
But it's I saw the movie a couple of times that summer because it's just something I

2685
02:21:36,960 --> 02:21:38,120
did was go see movies.

2686
02:21:38,120 --> 02:21:44,320
And I remember that part coming and just laughing, getting ready to laugh because it was just

2687
02:21:44,320 --> 02:21:45,320
so silly.

2688
02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:46,320
All right.

2689
02:21:46,320 --> 02:21:47,920
So you guys want to continue?

2690
02:21:47,920 --> 02:21:53,320
It is from 2008, 2008.

2691
02:21:53,320 --> 02:21:55,680
It's an action adventure thriller.

2692
02:21:55,680 --> 02:21:56,680
Here we graduate.

2693
02:21:56,680 --> 02:22:00,280
And it's the fourth in this franchise.

2694
02:22:00,280 --> 02:22:04,840
Seattle Post's Intelligencer, William Arnold gave it a ninety one.

2695
02:22:04,840 --> 02:22:09,000
It's crammed full of the dash filmmaking flair, swashbuckling magic and possible stunts

2696
02:22:09,000 --> 02:22:13,400
and tongue in cheek humor that made the series such a phenomenon of its time.

2697
02:22:13,400 --> 02:22:19,160
And for those verse in its traditions, almost every frame is enjoyable on some level.

2698
02:22:19,160 --> 02:22:20,160
Strange tides or whatever.

2699
02:22:20,160 --> 02:22:21,160
Oh, good guess.

2700
02:22:21,160 --> 02:22:23,200
But no, swashbuckling is is.

2701
02:22:23,200 --> 02:22:24,200
Oh, wow.

2702
02:22:24,200 --> 02:22:25,200
Oh, interesting.

2703
02:22:25,200 --> 02:22:26,200
OK.

2704
02:22:26,200 --> 02:22:31,200
A slick, fun film that has by no means sacrificed the fast action beats of the first three,

2705
02:22:31,200 --> 02:22:33,720
says Damon Wise of Empire.

2706
02:22:33,720 --> 02:22:38,640
The Boston Globe tie burst as merely grand old school fun, a rollicking class reunion

2707
02:22:38,640 --> 02:22:43,240
that stands as the second best entry in the venerable series.

2708
02:22:43,240 --> 02:22:46,400
And this isn't any of the.

2709
02:22:46,400 --> 02:22:47,400
Any of the.

2710
02:22:47,400 --> 02:22:52,680
Fuckin these are still pretty vague, huh?

2711
02:22:52,680 --> 02:22:55,800
But I'm just saying, like, I'm off the mark by a by a.

2712
02:22:55,800 --> 02:22:58,680
Yeah, you said that it's not a pirate's movie.

2713
02:22:58,680 --> 02:23:00,800
No, that was a good guess, though.

2714
02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:10,440
It is like action, definitely action adventure thriller from 2000, May 22nd, 2008, PG 13

2715
02:23:10,440 --> 02:23:19,440
from the users, let's go to negative master and commander.

2716
02:23:19,440 --> 02:23:21,720
From Grant S gave it a zero.

2717
02:23:21,720 --> 02:23:27,080
What a complete waste of time and money, not one ounce of creativity or fun from the first

2718
02:23:27,080 --> 02:23:31,480
lame screen with the groundhogs to the last third rate.

2719
02:23:31,480 --> 02:23:36,760
That was a big hit there to the last third rate as sound effects, water, flume ride.

2720
02:23:36,760 --> 02:23:39,800
Oh, this is this movie was a complete disappointment.

2721
02:23:39,800 --> 02:23:46,120
Like Perseus fucking was his name opens with groundhogs.

2722
02:23:46,120 --> 02:23:48,200
Action adventure 2008.

2723
02:23:48,200 --> 02:23:52,520
Brian L gave it a two Mattingly Mattingly idiotic.

2724
02:23:52,520 --> 02:23:56,440
I was so angry when I left the theater as to what they did to a great franchise.

2725
02:23:56,440 --> 02:24:00,040
It is George Lucas's stamp of cutesy lameness all over it.

2726
02:24:00,040 --> 02:24:02,760
I hated this movie and I was so excited to see it.

2727
02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:05,000
It's Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

2728
02:24:05,000 --> 02:24:06,000
Yes.

2729
02:24:06,000 --> 02:24:07,000
OK, damn.

2730
02:24:07,000 --> 02:24:09,800
Like when I start dropping names, it becomes obvious.

2731
02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:16,200
But at a certain point, it's a well, I mean, I those three squares.

2732
02:24:16,200 --> 02:24:22,440
But like this ride feels like you got three.

2733
02:24:22,440 --> 02:24:24,840
Well done.

2734
02:24:24,840 --> 02:24:25,840
I can do one more.

2735
02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:29,400
I had one more ready or we can just move on and call it a day.

2736
02:24:29,400 --> 02:24:34,720
I mean, I'll never concede the like, you know, that's the game.

2737
02:24:34,720 --> 02:24:36,560
Why don't we do one more?

2738
02:24:36,560 --> 02:24:39,040
Why don't we do one more and it'll be double or nothing?

2739
02:24:39,040 --> 02:24:40,040
All or nothing.

2740
02:24:40,040 --> 02:24:41,040
All or nothing.

2741
02:24:41,040 --> 02:24:42,040
All right.

2742
02:24:42,040 --> 02:24:43,040
All or nothing.

2743
02:24:43,040 --> 02:24:46,360
It is the fifth in the franchise.

2744
02:24:46,360 --> 02:24:47,360
Let's see.

2745
02:24:47,360 --> 02:24:48,360
When did it come out?

2746
02:24:48,360 --> 02:24:49,360
2011.

2747
02:24:49,360 --> 02:24:53,520
It is an action drama thriller crime.

2748
02:24:53,520 --> 02:24:58,360
That's what it says.

2749
02:24:58,360 --> 02:25:01,360
From Benjo Kalati from We Got This Covered.

2750
02:25:01,360 --> 02:25:03,360
I don't know what that is.

2751
02:25:03,360 --> 02:25:08,440
Blank boasts incredible action scenes that are all varied and equally exciting.

2752
02:25:08,440 --> 02:25:12,040
The film is full of clean, well choreographed shots that are easy to watch and the cast

2753
02:25:12,040 --> 02:25:16,240
works great as a whole unit, making the film's running time breeze by.

2754
02:25:16,240 --> 02:25:23,040
Let's see here.

2755
02:25:23,040 --> 02:25:25,440
From Time Out London, Anna Smith gave it a 60.

2756
02:25:25,440 --> 02:25:29,460
Overlong but slick, this still gets away with simplistic dialogue and characters, perhaps

2757
02:25:29,460 --> 02:25:35,240
because it doesn't take itself too seriously.

2758
02:25:35,240 --> 02:25:37,240
From 2011, right?

2759
02:25:37,240 --> 02:25:41,020
2011, the fifth in the franchise.

2760
02:25:41,020 --> 02:25:44,940
From user Many Made One gave it a 10.

2761
02:25:44,940 --> 02:25:48,440
I don't think anyone expected the fifth film of the series to be the best.

2762
02:25:48,440 --> 02:25:51,160
Up to this point, the only one I liked was the first one.

2763
02:25:51,160 --> 02:25:55,000
But after seeing this one, possibly the greatest car themed film ever.

2764
02:25:55,000 --> 02:25:56,000
It's Fast Five.

2765
02:25:56,000 --> 02:25:57,000
Yeah, it's Fast Five.

2766
02:25:57,000 --> 02:26:00,000
That was a fun ending.

2767
02:26:00,000 --> 02:26:01,000
OK, well, that was the Fast.

2768
02:26:01,000 --> 02:26:04,000
That was our little entry into the Fast series.

2769
02:26:04,000 --> 02:26:05,000
Fast X.

2770
02:26:05,000 --> 02:26:06,480
I had so much fun with you guys.

2771
02:26:06,480 --> 02:26:09,200
Thank you so much for joining us for that silly little game that we played.

2772
02:26:09,200 --> 02:26:10,200
I know it was a little tough.

2773
02:26:10,200 --> 02:26:12,760
But you guys are movie buffs.

2774
02:26:12,760 --> 02:26:18,000
So I know that it was possible and you made me so proud.

2775
02:26:18,000 --> 02:26:20,920
And that was Franchise Edition of Review Blitz.

2776
02:26:20,920 --> 02:26:25,480
This has been Fast X version of Polarize for now.

2777
02:26:25,480 --> 02:26:26,480
Thank you, Danny.

2778
02:26:26,480 --> 02:26:27,840
We appreciate you joining us.

2779
02:26:27,840 --> 02:26:29,280
It's always a pleasure.

2780
02:26:29,280 --> 02:26:32,760
And you're someone that is just built for podcasting.

2781
02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:36,520
And we appreciate you offering your opinion on movies.

2782
02:26:36,520 --> 02:26:43,080
You're always such an invaluable source of movies, music, pop culture, media, anything,

2783
02:26:43,080 --> 02:26:45,000
and amongst plenty of other stuff as well.

2784
02:26:45,000 --> 02:26:47,640
So appreciate you so much, dude.

2785
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:51,000
And can't wait for next time.

2786
02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:56,840
For our next episode, we will be doing another.

2787
02:26:56,840 --> 02:26:58,520
Brie Larson movie.

2788
02:26:58,520 --> 02:26:59,760
Uh huh.

2789
02:26:59,760 --> 02:27:00,760
Yeah.

2790
02:27:00,760 --> 02:27:04,840
A certain Captain Marvel, may you say?

2791
02:27:04,840 --> 02:27:08,520
Yes, a very polarizing movie.

2792
02:27:08,520 --> 02:27:11,480
Indeed, we will be doing a Marvel movie.

2793
02:27:11,480 --> 02:27:13,520
We haven't done a Marvel movie yet, have we?

2794
02:27:13,520 --> 02:27:15,480
And it's not just a Marvel movie.

2795
02:27:15,480 --> 02:27:18,920
It's the Marvel movie because it's in the name.

2796
02:27:18,920 --> 02:27:21,400
God, I don't even have the scores here.

2797
02:27:21,400 --> 02:27:23,680
I'm sorry.

2798
02:27:23,680 --> 02:27:28,760
It was very polarizing on its release for reasons that didn't seem to have much to do

2799
02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:29,760
with the movie.

2800
02:27:29,760 --> 02:27:35,040
And then it came out and that was in 2019.

2801
02:27:35,040 --> 02:27:38,080
There's another one coming out later this year.

2802
02:27:38,080 --> 02:27:40,200
What a time to check it out.

2803
02:27:40,200 --> 02:27:43,120
So join us next time for Captain Marvel.

2804
02:27:43,120 --> 02:27:48,600
It's got a 79% certified fresh by critics on Rotten Tomatoes.

2805
02:27:48,600 --> 02:27:52,160
It's got a 45% audience score.

2806
02:27:52,160 --> 02:27:53,160
And we'll see you there.

2807
02:27:53,160 --> 02:27:57,640
If you want to reach us in the meantime, um, polarize the pod at gmail.com.

2808
02:27:57,640 --> 02:28:04,200
If you want to send us a line there, polarize pod, uh, on Twitter is where you can tweet

2809
02:28:04,200 --> 02:28:08,520
at us there and, um, polarized pod on twitch.tv.

2810
02:28:08,520 --> 02:28:10,720
That's twitch.tv slash polarized pod.

2811
02:28:10,720 --> 02:28:15,800
We stream this live, uh, no regular schedule really, but you can watch, you know, old,

2812
02:28:15,800 --> 02:28:19,720
uh, videos and, and check us out there and occasionally see us live.

2813
02:28:19,720 --> 02:28:21,040
We took a little break there.

2814
02:28:21,040 --> 02:28:22,040
We're so happy to be back.

2815
02:28:22,040 --> 02:28:25,280
Thank you guys for joining us and we'll see you next time.

2816
02:28:25,280 --> 02:28:26,280
We love you.

2817
02:28:26,280 --> 02:28:50,280
Bye.