I think you're gonna like this. It is on one
of your themes. I'm telling you, I really came
prepared for these minis. This one is from the
bbc .com. Three days ago. Can you believe how
up -to -date my news articles are? Wow. I'm just
blowing it out of the article. Don't you mean
four years and three days ago? I do. Three days,
I better give you a date. What was three days
ago? February 19th, 2026. And this is from Paul
Murphy, brace yourself. Collapsed nuclear bunker
to be left on beach. A former Cold War bunker
that fell into the sea in East Yorkshire last
month is to be left on the beach to disintegrate.
The brick structure on the eroding coastline
at Toonstall was originally designed as a lookout
post to detect nuclear explosions. The Crown
Estate, which owns the beach below, said it was
safer to leave the remains of the building in
place. I'm actually surprised that's not where
British Andy got placed in that last house he
had to live at. Ha ha ha I love that. It's true.
It seems fitting, doesn't it? Quote, following
a risk assessment, we have decided to leave the
monitoring post in place on the beach, end quote,
said the independent business which belongs to
the monarch. The bunker succumbed to the mercy
of the sea last month and is believed to have
fallen at some point overnight on the 22nd or
23rd of January. The brick building is believed
to be almost 70 years old and was designed as
a monitoring post in the event of a nuclear war.
It was one of a number of nuclear monitoring
posts around the UK according to the historical
research group Subterranea Britannica. Known
as the Tunestall ROC, Royal Observer Corpse Post,
it is believed to have been built in 1959 and
decommissioned in the early 1990s. Nobody knows
a whole lot about this bunker or even when it
fell onto the beach. it seems to be a rather
big mystery yeah it can't be a thing that people
came across too often no but its biggest threat
has been coastal erosion and the crown estate
said the cost of removing it outweighs the risk
of leaving it there the structure which weighs
30 tons presented no active risk the estate said
and it was not possible to enter it the curious
feature in its crumbling landscape will be inspected
annually to ensure public safety the area has
some of the fast a road and coastline in the
UK according to the Environment Agency. But nothing
will be done about it because there's no rich
people on it. Exactly. So I thought that was
kind of a nice little adjacent to the rich people
and their emotions and climate change. It's quite
nice there, it's just nobody gives a shit about
it because no rich people are currently residing
there. British Andy was jailed before he could
be moved to it. Exactly, and you never know.
The king could be listening to this and we could
spark an idea there. You just never know where
the opportunities are gonna come, and if it does,
you're welcome. You say that, but I think we
used too many colorful words that would taint
the royal ears, and we are forbidden for the
finer folk to listen to. We have to be. We're
the real English. We're Canadian. The pure English.
See Billy Meyer said English is not pure, but
he did not know Canadians I assume despite the
fact that he has a Canadian franchise or whatever
He does anyhow. That's the mini for today that
I was prepared. Okay, very prepared for don't
let it make you feel uncomfortable I am a little
too uncomfortable because we're sitting at four
and a half minutes. I'm just like yeah, we were
too prepared. Yeah But that just gives you guys
what 48 hours and an extra like Seven minutes
four minutes somewhere in that range to get prepared
for the episode on Friday. So yeah, you do it
I'm not gonna waste some more time. Bye. Yeah,
bye