This one I think goes nicely with, it'll probably
be a couple of weeks ago that this came out now,
but I'm still feeling inspired by it a little
bit. I don't know. We'll have to read the article
and see if there's any overlap. This is from
Newsweek .com. I don't know anything about Newsweek.
It's not the Epoch Times. Yeah, that's all we
know at this point. We don't know which cult
owns this one. This one is at least from 2025,
April 17th. The title of this article is, oh,
it was updated. April 18th. Published April 17th.
White House says it has tech that can manipulate
time and space. Hmm. This is by Joe Edwards.
A comment by White House science advisor Michael
Kratzios has gone viral after a speech in which
he claimed U .S. technology can quote manipulate
time and space and quote prompting online speculation.
Why it matters. The viral interpretation of Kratzios
comment reflects the growing impact of social
media and framing public understanding of government
messaging. Wouldn't the ability to manipulate
time and space be why it's mattering? Not just
the social media aspect of it. To be fair, it
doesn't take much to manipulate time and space
other than go really fast. Oh, I was thinking
project looking glass. Okay, technically like
just moving at a different speed or elevation
manipulates time and space. That's true. And
technically like us just existing through time
is manipulating time and space. space, depending
on your thoughts of free will versus, like, everything
happens with cause. That's deep. That's more
than I was ready for on this little minute. You
think they just cut a philosopher in the army
who's saying, like, doing nothing is the best
approach? Because we are manipulating time and
space at all times anyways. While the White House
has not issued a formal clarification, I wonder
if they have by this point. Maybe we're still
waiting. I don't know. No, we're not, because
at this point... this is a different um white
house at this point because this is from april
2025 so this is the yeah this is the biden no
wait sorry you're right no it's been a year jesus
already what a year hold on no kidding it feels
like it's been 11 years yeah The speech's wording
suggests the phrase was metaphorical, intended
to refer to the transformative nature of modern
innovation, not literal manipulation of space
-time or the invention of time travel. What to
know? Kratzios, director of the White House Office
of Science, made the remark during a policy address
at the Endless Frontiers retreat in Austin, Texas
on April 14th. Quote, our technologies permit
us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance
annihilated, cause things to grow and improve
productivity. End quote. Kratzio said. That just
sounds like a really stupid jargon statement.
Yeah, it does. That doesn't even sound that weird.
Who even knows what he's trying to say? You have
to preface this with like RFK juniors in this
presidential cabinet. Just compare that to anything
that guy says. He can look at a kid and tell
that his pores are congested with, like, oil
genitals or something like that. I don't fully
understand the words he uses. They're so raspy.
Yeah, I mean, but look at everything else they
got going for them right now. It's not just our
future. To be fair, the guy could not get through
school without heroin, keeping him not distracted.
I didn't know that. He used heroin to focus in
law school. Super weird guy. Wow, no kidding.
Kratzios said during prepared remarks published
on the official White House website. While the
statement was likely intended as aspirational
language about technological progress, it has
since circulated wildly online with some interpreting
the comment literally. In the speech, Kratzios
emphasized the importance of American leadership
in emerging technologies and criticized regulatory
burdens that, in his view, had slowed progress.
Quote, we have weighed down our builders and
innovators, And quote, he said, re -quote again,
but how do you read this like a nice sentence?
You don't. But we are capable of so much more.
End quote. I'll just go with how I feel like
it. Yeah, I'll read this next one. That's always
how they want you to interpret everything they
do is how it makes you best feel. I like that.
I don't mind that. Crazio's remarks were made
just weeks after his confirmation as the administration's
chief science official. Speaking in Texas, he
described the Trump administration's tech technology
agenda as one focused on reducing bureaucratic
constraints constraints constraints Boosting
research and development and enabling American
companies to lead Globally the quote about manipulating
is gonna be China now soon the quote about manipulating
time and space appeared alongside references
to artificial intelligence aerospace and productivity
tools in context Kratzios evoked quote the choice
of individuals to craft new technologies and
give themselves to scientific discoveries that
will bend time and space and quote and quote
again make more with less end of quotes what
people are saying what happens next i'm just
make more with less yes i'm just gonna end the
article there okay And that's good. That just
sounds like I mean, Elon Musk has probably said
that they have that technology in the next two
years, five years ago. So what was just kind
of what any of it? It sounds like CEO speak for
things that you want to accomplish. Like, yeah,
words. Yeah, I don't even know what they're trying
to say. It does sound like word salad. And on
that note, he said AI and I can't wait to start
kicking robots. because it sounds like they're
gonna remember they're training the robots to
kick us back. Yeah, which I really wish they
wouldn't teach them that unless it's just strictly
to CEOs. Yeah, it can stop their talk like this.
If they program them like the orcas. Yeah, they'd
never do that. But the lesson is that's why you
have to kick the robots because they're gonna
kick you anyway. So yeah, you might as well get
it in while you can say that you got to put in
on the oppressor. at some point early on. Anyhow,
you guys got 48 hours. Find your nearest robot
place and kick him. Okay, bye.