WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.559 Okay, no choice today. Because I gave it to you. 00:00:05.040 --> 00:00:07.759 So kind of a choice. I was going to play it better 00:00:07.759 --> 00:00:10.500 to not show what was behind the curtain. I was 00:00:10.500 --> 00:00:13.960 going to say listener submitted. I do listen. 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:19.750 Exactly. This one's from MSN .com. It's probably 00:00:19.750 --> 00:00:21.850 from a different news source. I think it's from 00:00:21.850 --> 00:00:24.769 Newsweek. New York Post. Oh, New York Post. That's 00:00:24.769 --> 00:00:27.329 right. Okay. Which is great for the scandalous 00:00:27.329 --> 00:00:30.910 shit like this. Love it. Prince Andrew, free 00:00:30.910 --> 00:00:35.189 to travel abroad as FBI ends probe into Royals 00:00:35.189 --> 00:00:39.310 Jeffrey Epstein links. Ugh. No. One of those 00:00:39.310 --> 00:00:42.109 weird by -products of everything going on with 00:00:42.109 --> 00:00:45.670 the Epstein stuff. Seriously? Yeah, I feel like 00:00:45.670 --> 00:00:47.329 it's getting under -reported, so I feel like 00:00:47.329 --> 00:00:50.369 we had to include it here. We have to. This story 00:00:50.369 --> 00:00:55.070 is by Nika Shkinazerova three days ago, which 00:00:55.070 --> 00:00:58.350 is incredibly recent for us. This has to be the 00:00:58.350 --> 00:01:00.369 most breaking we've ever done. Well, it comes 00:01:00.369 --> 00:01:02.770 out in like three weeks, so it's not that breaking. 00:01:03.189 --> 00:01:05.209 It's still most breaking we've ever done, I think. 00:01:05.209 --> 00:01:08.260 Yeah, true. Prince Andrew... finally end his 00:01:08.260 --> 00:01:11.920 self -imposed travel ban self -imposed travel 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:14.120 ban I think it was because he was worried about 00:01:14.120 --> 00:01:17.340 getting arrested so like he was laying low in 00:01:17.340 --> 00:01:19.120 an area where they couldn't get him and they 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:21.439 don't have jurisdiction I love that they call 00:01:21.439 --> 00:01:24.439 it self -imposed. After a leaked memo revealed 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.640 that the FBI is closing its investigation into 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:29.760 the Royals Jeffrey Epstein links, do you think 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.040 he threw a party or do you think he was like, 00:01:32.659 --> 00:01:35.780 yes? And he like boarded a plane and left immediately. 00:01:35.939 --> 00:01:38.019 I'm wondering if he asked for his office back 00:01:38.019 --> 00:01:42.459 and his title. His title. I hope that we cover 00:01:42.459 --> 00:01:47.680 this. The disgraced Duke of York. Formerly disgraced. 00:01:49.900 --> 00:01:53.640 Oh my god, this is so sad. Has left the UK once 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:57.379 in the last six years over fears of arrest, civil 00:01:57.379 --> 00:02:01.040 lawsuits, or being subpoenaed. Now it appears 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:03.760 as though the scandal -scarred prince, who has 00:02:03.760 --> 00:02:06.299 been kept at arm's length from the royal fold, 00:02:06.480 --> 00:02:09.580 is able to venture out of the UK without fear 00:02:09.580 --> 00:02:12.659 of repercussions. Dear lord, this article. He 00:02:12.659 --> 00:02:15.699 has been abroad once since the scandal erupted. 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:18.259 End quote. That was a quote, a source alleged 00:02:18.259 --> 00:02:21.379 to the Sun. Quote. He has always been very nervous 00:02:21.379 --> 00:02:24.400 about going abroad and felt he'd always be looking 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.360 over his shoulder as he could be subject to civil 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:30.439 action or, at worst, being arrested, end quote. 00:02:30.580 --> 00:02:32.620 Quote, hopefully with this out of the way, it 00:02:32.620 --> 00:02:35.120 means he can at least leave the country, end 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.639 quote. The insider went on, re -quote, what's 00:02:37.639 --> 00:02:39.680 he supposed to do with the rest of his life? 00:02:39.740 --> 00:02:41.960 He hasn't been convicted. What was he doing with 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:46.020 his life before? Nothing. Hanging out with Jeffrey 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:49.699 Epstein. The most lovable royal fucker. He hasn't 00:02:49.699 --> 00:02:52.860 been convicted of any crime and can't sit around 00:02:52.860 --> 00:02:55.560 doing nothing at Royal Lodge forever. It's because 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:58.879 he's settled outside of court." I mean, quote, 00:02:58.919 --> 00:03:02.879 before I said my own comment. Prior to his controversies, 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:09.039 Andrew was dubbed, quote, Air Miles Andy. And 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:10.840 here we've been calling him British Andy and 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:13.780 regular person Andy like a chump. We didn't know 00:03:13.780 --> 00:03:19.360 he had another title. Did they strip that title 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:27.800 too? They sure did. They sure did. Following 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.500 his frequent globetrotting adventures at the 00:03:30.500 --> 00:03:35.020 taxpayers expense But his travels came to a grinding 00:03:35.020 --> 00:03:38.919 halt in recent years with his only overseas trip 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:43.120 being to Bahrain in 2022 a leaked memo this week 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:49.879 He could have been visiting Jeffrey Epstein Did 00:03:49.879 --> 00:03:52.659 he think that that's it was a weird accent saying 00:03:52.659 --> 00:03:56.819 Britain or something like that Very well could 00:03:56.819 --> 00:03:59.419 have he was also air miles Andy So maybe that 00:03:59.419 --> 00:04:02.139 was just through a dart at a map and that's where 00:04:02.139 --> 00:04:04.699 maybe maybe they got good sweat doctors there. 00:04:04.699 --> 00:04:07.979 I don't know. Yeah Exactly. A leaked memo this 00:04:07.979 --> 00:04:10.319 week concluded that no charges will be brought 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:14.199 against Andrew or any other high -profile associate 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:17.399 of the disgraced financier. The investigation 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:20.000 also confirmed that there was no evidence that 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:23.100 Epstein kept a client list despite Attorney General 00:04:23.100 --> 00:04:26.279 Pam Bondi saying in February that she had the 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:29.360 client list sitting on my desk right now to review. 00:04:29.540 --> 00:04:31.560 I find it surprising that they're using the term 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:34.420 disgraced financier for Epstein. I don't think 00:04:34.420 --> 00:04:36.329 that's what he's going to be You remembered ass. 00:04:36.459 --> 00:04:38.839 No, I don't think so either. They're using the 00:04:38.839 --> 00:04:42.360 term disgraced a lot. Yeah. And also, I don't 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:44.579 think there's anything that's necessarily been 00:04:44.579 --> 00:04:46.639 disgraced about him because everybody knew about 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.319 the shit going on there for a long time. Yeah, 00:04:49.319 --> 00:04:51.879 no, that's true. He seemed to actually do what 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:55.560 he did very well. That's still a disgrace. That's 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:57.839 why he's regular personality. OK, I hope we get 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:00.000 some answers about whether he's still a regular 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.519 personality or if everyone still hates him. Everyone 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:03.980 probably still hates him. Everybody still hates 00:05:03.980 --> 00:05:05.399 him. But the question is, does he get his titles 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:07.420 back? Or does he just get some of them and now 00:05:07.420 --> 00:05:09.230 we have to call him Air Miles Andy? That's a 00:05:09.230 --> 00:05:11.529 very good question, I hope we find out. The younger 00:05:11.529 --> 00:05:14.810 brother of King Charles has strenuously denied 00:05:14.810 --> 00:05:17.569 claims against him and had previously insisted 00:05:17.569 --> 00:05:20.810 that he has no recollection of ever meeting Virginia 00:05:20.810 --> 00:05:23.490 Jafri. It does seem like he is straining himself 00:05:23.490 --> 00:05:29.389 whenever he's doing it. In February 2022, Jafri 00:05:29.389 --> 00:05:32.509 and Andrew's, Andy's, I almost forgot who Andrew 00:05:32.509 --> 00:05:35.930 was, Andy's, attorneys filed court papers stating 00:05:35.930 --> 00:05:38.350 they had reached an agreement in principle to 00:05:38.189 --> 00:05:40.730 settle the lawsuit she had filed against him. 00:05:41.069 --> 00:05:43.350 Andrew admitted no wrongdoing, but wrote in a 00:05:43.350 --> 00:05:45.709 letter that he regretted his association with 00:05:45.709 --> 00:05:48.389 Epstein, who Jeffree claims trafficked her to 00:05:48.389 --> 00:06:06.430 the royal and other rich and powerful men. Just 00:06:06.430 --> 00:06:08.769 stay in. I had to say this in a very dark way. 00:06:08.949 --> 00:06:12.649 Is this not the year of air miles Andy with all 00:06:12.649 --> 00:06:16.329 of the deaths and avoidance of topics? He's sitting 00:06:16.329 --> 00:06:19.329 pretty well. You know what? He could not have 00:06:19.329 --> 00:06:22.449 hoped for a better press conference coming out 00:06:22.449 --> 00:06:24.750 of the White House in the last week. This is 00:06:24.750 --> 00:06:27.310 the best news of his life. His first stop after 00:06:27.310 --> 00:06:29.730 he throws that dart at the map has to be Vegas 00:06:29.730 --> 00:06:32.170 to put it all on red or something like that. 00:06:32.269 --> 00:06:34.970 It is his year right now. He's never coming back 00:06:34.970 --> 00:06:39.850 to the. UK. You gotta think that he's at one 00:06:39.850 --> 00:06:42.029 point gonna come back to the UK because I don't 00:06:42.029 --> 00:06:43.750 think they're just gonna erase this forever. 00:06:43.870 --> 00:06:46.949 But alas, this is a mini and this is not what 00:06:46.949 --> 00:06:50.209 this episode is about. It is about regular person 00:06:50.209 --> 00:06:54.350 Andy question mark. In 2020, the FBI had asked 00:06:54.350 --> 00:06:57.689 the UK Home Office to assist it in bringing Andrew 00:06:57.689 --> 00:07:00.209 in for questioning, but the investigation was 00:07:00.209 --> 00:07:03.629 put on hold in 2024 for reasons unknown. That 00:07:03.629 --> 00:07:06.259 was when he kept following his mom around. Do 00:07:06.259 --> 00:07:10.019 you remember that? Yeah. So he couldn't be served. 00:07:11.740 --> 00:07:16.660 He's such a jackass. Andrew's anxiety was kicked 00:07:16.660 --> 00:07:19.639 into high gear in January after it was revealed 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:22.379 that he had kept in contact with Epstein for 00:07:22.379 --> 00:07:25.699 longer than he initially let on. Oh, this guy 00:07:25.699 --> 00:07:28.120 would. The last time he followed them before 00:07:28.120 --> 00:07:32.779 he killed himself. Yeah, no kidding. Sorry, I 00:07:32.779 --> 00:07:34.740 can't leave the UK to come. He would have been 00:07:34.740 --> 00:07:37.639 the one to off him, but he couldn't leave the 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:41.160 UK. It emerged that he had messaged Epstein to 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:43.920 say that they would, quote, play some more soon, 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:47.259 end quote, in an email sent two months after 00:07:47.259 --> 00:07:49.459 the Prince claimed their friendship had ended. 00:07:49.699 --> 00:07:54.110 Oh my god. Such an idiot proof of correspondence 00:07:54.110 --> 00:07:56.750 between the pair showed that Andrew wrote to 00:07:56.750 --> 00:07:59.569 the financier on the same day a photo of the 00:07:59.569 --> 00:08:02.889 prince with the then 17 year old Jeffrey surfaced 00:08:02.889 --> 00:08:05.550 online Andrew initially claimed he had cut ties 00:08:05.550 --> 00:08:08.649 with Epstein who died by suicide in 2019 while 00:08:08.649 --> 00:08:11.170 awaiting trial on sex trafficking and federal 00:08:11.170 --> 00:08:14.730 conspiracy charges in December 2010 however in 00:08:14.730 --> 00:08:18.470 late 2011 Andy wrote to Epstein quote keeping 00:08:18.470 --> 00:08:21.069 close touch and we'll play some more soon and 00:08:21.069 --> 00:08:23.569 quote Jeffery died by suicide in April. She was 00:08:23.569 --> 00:08:25.870 40. Yeah, we covered this earlier. Yeah, we did. 00:08:26.490 --> 00:08:28.269 I have so many questions about this article. 00:08:28.269 --> 00:08:30.389 I would think that's pretty unambiguous what 00:08:30.389 --> 00:08:33.610 he meant in that email to Epstein. But also the 00:08:33.610 --> 00:08:35.710 guy seems to have the mental capacity of a five 00:08:35.710 --> 00:08:37.570 -year -old. So he might actually be talking about 00:08:37.570 --> 00:08:40.389 playing with a ball together. It's true. It's 00:08:40.389 --> 00:08:42.649 true. He could be. Highly doubt it just because 00:08:42.649 --> 00:08:47.289 of how they played before. That's a nice thought. 00:08:48.470 --> 00:08:52.500 So many questions. arise from this article. I 00:08:52.500 --> 00:08:55.980 would be interested in King Chuck's take on this. 00:08:56.100 --> 00:08:58.620 I'm wondering if he's feeling bold enough to 00:08:58.620 --> 00:09:02.139 ask Chuck back his titles or any of his stuff. 00:09:02.220 --> 00:09:04.919 Like this is his year right now. He's got to 00:09:04.919 --> 00:09:07.340 be sitting pretty high. Do you think he would 00:09:07.340 --> 00:09:10.340 literally not ask for it back? Like he probably 00:09:10.340 --> 00:09:12.620 as soon as the news broke he probably had him 00:09:12.620 --> 00:09:15.080 on the phone. Yeah and now that I think about 00:09:15.080 --> 00:09:17.019 it there's probably not a day that's gone by 00:09:17.019 --> 00:09:19.139 since he lost it where he's asking his brother 00:09:19.139 --> 00:09:25.000 for his title. He was really holding on to continue 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:27.899 living in the residence he had, but he did get 00:09:27.899 --> 00:09:30.379 moved, I think, if I recall correctly. I remember 00:09:30.379 --> 00:09:32.259 there was a fight and they were threatened. I 00:09:32.259 --> 00:09:33.679 can't remember if they actually followed through 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:36.320 on it. I can't remember either, but you got to 00:09:36.320 --> 00:09:39.399 think like as soon as this broke, he was like, 00:09:39.620 --> 00:09:41.740 yes. And then he called him. He was like, do 00:09:41.740 --> 00:09:44.500 I get my channel back? Yeah. You think it's an 00:09:44.500 --> 00:09:47.480 email or he asks him to play with names or something 00:09:47.480 --> 00:09:50.360 like that? Something. I don't think I can play 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:52.679 light like that. It feels kind of awkward making 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:56.159 jokes in this, but it's such a weird situation. 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:59.840 And this guy is such like the term royal fuck 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:05.139 up is specifically about him. It is. You know 00:10:05.139 --> 00:10:08.419 what? We can play light because one, it's a pretty 00:10:08.419 --> 00:10:10.720 heavy topic and we got to bring some lightness 00:10:10.720 --> 00:10:12.980 to it. Number two, this guy's such an idiot. 00:10:13.220 --> 00:10:17.220 Number three, this is just so blatantly in your 00:10:17.220 --> 00:10:20.240 face wrong that you got to make it humorous. 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:22.179 You got to laugh. If you don't see the humor 00:10:22.179 --> 00:10:24.759 in it, you're just going to be sad and depressed 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:28.139 like regular person Andy was the last how many 00:10:28.139 --> 00:10:31.860 years getting all his things stripped from him. 00:10:31.940 --> 00:10:34.539 We don't want it. be a regular person Andy. We 00:10:34.539 --> 00:10:38.019 want to be an air miles Andy. Exactly. We got 00:10:38.019 --> 00:10:40.600 to make the best of a shitty situation and this 00:10:40.600 --> 00:10:44.399 is the best way that I think we can is with regular 00:10:44.399 --> 00:10:47.940 person Andy and his jackassery. I want to know 00:10:47.940 --> 00:10:51.220 more about that brain trip. Why? Yeah, me too. 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:54.120 Of all the places you could go. Do you think 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:58.019 it was for work? No. Do you think he's worked 00:10:58.019 --> 00:11:01.539 every day in his life? He got like a mining job 00:11:01.539 --> 00:11:03.759 and had to go for a few days. Okay, I hate to 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:06.320 bring this up on a mini because I'm not very 00:11:06.320 --> 00:11:09.000 well read up on the subject right now. But didn't 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:12.559 he show up like when everybody was like sick 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:15.919 and like with cancer in the UK, like the princess 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:18.220 and the king and everything, he just showed up 00:11:18.220 --> 00:11:21.779 to represent them at a funeral somewhere. What? 00:11:22.139 --> 00:11:25.500 And it just feels like it was without any permission. 00:11:26.230 --> 00:11:29.549 He sent an email saying, don't worry, I got this. 00:11:30.450 --> 00:11:33.190 I'm just trying to think of what exactly it was 00:11:33.190 --> 00:11:35.450 now. And that's why I say I probably shouldn't 00:11:35.450 --> 00:11:37.190 have brought it up because I can't remember. 00:11:37.289 --> 00:11:39.690 But there was something where Chuck wasn't doing 00:11:39.690 --> 00:11:41.830 appearances because he was undergoing cancer 00:11:41.830 --> 00:11:44.429 treatment and they were out at night and the 00:11:44.429 --> 00:11:47.830 princesses. They were just out. Yeah. Yeah, I 00:11:47.830 --> 00:11:49.370 know. That's what I'm trying. She had cancer, 00:11:49.649 --> 00:11:51.789 too. What's her name? Yeah. Not Kamala. There 00:11:51.789 --> 00:11:55.129 was there was an event. It was a funeral or something. 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:57.840 He was just there and it felt totally like he 00:11:57.840 --> 00:12:00.539 was there without permission. And like everyone 00:12:00.539 --> 00:12:02.700 was probably pissed off at him because he showed 00:12:02.700 --> 00:12:05.899 up in like his suit. I don't know. I'm talking 00:12:05.899 --> 00:12:12.659 out of my ass now. It's. This is a mini. So anyway, 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:14.919 Chelsea just started talking. It's Wednesday. 00:12:15.340 --> 00:12:18.620 It's a mini. You guys got 48 hours. We want you 00:12:18.620 --> 00:12:21.519 to report back on this brain thing. I need to 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:23.940 know more about it, but I don't care enough to 00:12:23.940 --> 00:12:26.120 actually look myself. Maybe it'll be an episode 00:12:26.120 --> 00:12:32.759 in the future. We can only hope. Who knows? Anywho, 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:33.720 bye. Bye.