Okay, no choice today. Because I gave it to you.
So kind of a choice. I was going to play it better
to not show what was behind the curtain. I was
going to say listener submitted. I do listen.
Exactly. This one's from MSN .com. It's probably
from a different news source. I think it's from
Newsweek. New York Post. Oh, New York Post. That's
right. Okay. Which is great for the scandalous
shit like this. Love it. Prince Andrew, free
to travel abroad as FBI ends probe into Royals
Jeffrey Epstein links. Ugh. No. One of those
weird by -products of everything going on with
the Epstein stuff. Seriously? Yeah, I feel like
it's getting under -reported, so I feel like
we had to include it here. We have to. This story
is by Nika Shkinazerova three days ago, which
is incredibly recent for us. This has to be the
most breaking we've ever done. Well, it comes
out in like three weeks, so it's not that breaking.
It's still most breaking we've ever done, I think.
Yeah, true. Prince Andrew... finally end his
self -imposed travel ban self -imposed travel
ban I think it was because he was worried about
getting arrested so like he was laying low in
an area where they couldn't get him and they
don't have jurisdiction I love that they call
it self -imposed. After a leaked memo revealed
that the FBI is closing its investigation into
the Royals Jeffrey Epstein links, do you think
he threw a party or do you think he was like,
yes? And he like boarded a plane and left immediately.
I'm wondering if he asked for his office back
and his title. His title. I hope that we cover
this. The disgraced Duke of York. Formerly disgraced.
Oh my god, this is so sad. Has left the UK once
in the last six years over fears of arrest, civil
lawsuits, or being subpoenaed. Now it appears
as though the scandal -scarred prince, who has
been kept at arm's length from the royal fold,
is able to venture out of the UK without fear
of repercussions. Dear lord, this article. He
has been abroad once since the scandal erupted.
End quote. That was a quote, a source alleged
to the Sun. Quote. He has always been very nervous
about going abroad and felt he'd always be looking
over his shoulder as he could be subject to civil
action or, at worst, being arrested, end quote.
Quote, hopefully with this out of the way, it
means he can at least leave the country, end
quote. The insider went on, re -quote, what's
he supposed to do with the rest of his life?
He hasn't been convicted. What was he doing with
his life before? Nothing. Hanging out with Jeffrey
Epstein. The most lovable royal fucker. He hasn't
been convicted of any crime and can't sit around
doing nothing at Royal Lodge forever. It's because
he's settled outside of court." I mean, quote,
before I said my own comment. Prior to his controversies,
Andrew was dubbed, quote, Air Miles Andy. And
here we've been calling him British Andy and
regular person Andy like a chump. We didn't know
he had another title. Did they strip that title
too? They sure did. They sure did. Following
his frequent globetrotting adventures at the
taxpayers expense But his travels came to a grinding
halt in recent years with his only overseas trip
being to Bahrain in 2022 a leaked memo this week
He could have been visiting Jeffrey Epstein Did
he think that that's it was a weird accent saying
Britain or something like that Very well could
have he was also air miles Andy So maybe that
was just through a dart at a map and that's where
maybe maybe they got good sweat doctors there.
I don't know. Yeah Exactly. A leaked memo this
week concluded that no charges will be brought
against Andrew or any other high -profile associate
of the disgraced financier. The investigation
also confirmed that there was no evidence that
Epstein kept a client list despite Attorney General
Pam Bondi saying in February that she had the
client list sitting on my desk right now to review.
I find it surprising that they're using the term
disgraced financier for Epstein. I don't think
that's what he's going to be You remembered ass.
No, I don't think so either. They're using the
term disgraced a lot. Yeah. And also, I don't
think there's anything that's necessarily been
disgraced about him because everybody knew about
the shit going on there for a long time. Yeah,
no, that's true. He seemed to actually do what
he did very well. That's still a disgrace. That's
why he's regular personality. OK, I hope we get
some answers about whether he's still a regular
personality or if everyone still hates him. Everyone
probably still hates him. Everybody still hates
him. But the question is, does he get his titles
back? Or does he just get some of them and now
we have to call him Air Miles Andy? That's a
very good question, I hope we find out. The younger
brother of King Charles has strenuously denied
claims against him and had previously insisted
that he has no recollection of ever meeting Virginia
Jafri. It does seem like he is straining himself
whenever he's doing it. In February 2022, Jafri
and Andrew's, Andy's, I almost forgot who Andrew
was, Andy's, attorneys filed court papers stating
they had reached an agreement in principle to
settle the lawsuit she had filed against him.
Andrew admitted no wrongdoing, but wrote in a
letter that he regretted his association with
Epstein, who Jeffree claims trafficked her to
the royal and other rich and powerful men. Just
stay in. I had to say this in a very dark way.
Is this not the year of air miles Andy with all
of the deaths and avoidance of topics? He's sitting
pretty well. You know what? He could not have
hoped for a better press conference coming out
of the White House in the last week. This is
the best news of his life. His first stop after
he throws that dart at the map has to be Vegas
to put it all on red or something like that.
It is his year right now. He's never coming back
to the. UK. You gotta think that he's at one
point gonna come back to the UK because I don't
think they're just gonna erase this forever.
But alas, this is a mini and this is not what
this episode is about. It is about regular person
Andy question mark. In 2020, the FBI had asked
the UK Home Office to assist it in bringing Andrew
in for questioning, but the investigation was
put on hold in 2024 for reasons unknown. That
was when he kept following his mom around. Do
you remember that? Yeah. So he couldn't be served.
He's such a jackass. Andrew's anxiety was kicked
into high gear in January after it was revealed
that he had kept in contact with Epstein for
longer than he initially let on. Oh, this guy
would. The last time he followed them before
he killed himself. Yeah, no kidding. Sorry, I
can't leave the UK to come. He would have been
the one to off him, but he couldn't leave the
UK. It emerged that he had messaged Epstein to
say that they would, quote, play some more soon,
end quote, in an email sent two months after
the Prince claimed their friendship had ended.
Oh my god. Such an idiot proof of correspondence
between the pair showed that Andrew wrote to
the financier on the same day a photo of the
prince with the then 17 year old Jeffrey surfaced
online Andrew initially claimed he had cut ties
with Epstein who died by suicide in 2019 while
awaiting trial on sex trafficking and federal
conspiracy charges in December 2010 however in
late 2011 Andy wrote to Epstein quote keeping
close touch and we'll play some more soon and
quote Jeffery died by suicide in April. She was
40. Yeah, we covered this earlier. Yeah, we did.
I have so many questions about this article.
I would think that's pretty unambiguous what
he meant in that email to Epstein. But also the
guy seems to have the mental capacity of a five
-year -old. So he might actually be talking about
playing with a ball together. It's true. It's
true. He could be. Highly doubt it just because
of how they played before. That's a nice thought.
So many questions. arise from this article. I
would be interested in King Chuck's take on this.
I'm wondering if he's feeling bold enough to
ask Chuck back his titles or any of his stuff.
Like this is his year right now. He's got to
be sitting pretty high. Do you think he would
literally not ask for it back? Like he probably
as soon as the news broke he probably had him
on the phone. Yeah and now that I think about
it there's probably not a day that's gone by
since he lost it where he's asking his brother
for his title. He was really holding on to continue
living in the residence he had, but he did get
moved, I think, if I recall correctly. I remember
there was a fight and they were threatened. I
can't remember if they actually followed through
on it. I can't remember either, but you got to
think like as soon as this broke, he was like,
yes. And then he called him. He was like, do
I get my channel back? Yeah. You think it's an
email or he asks him to play with names or something
like that? Something. I don't think I can play
light like that. It feels kind of awkward making
jokes in this, but it's such a weird situation.
And this guy is such like the term royal fuck
up is specifically about him. It is. You know
what? We can play light because one, it's a pretty
heavy topic and we got to bring some lightness
to it. Number two, this guy's such an idiot.
Number three, this is just so blatantly in your
face wrong that you got to make it humorous.
You got to laugh. If you don't see the humor
in it, you're just going to be sad and depressed
like regular person Andy was the last how many
years getting all his things stripped from him.
We don't want it. be a regular person Andy. We
want to be an air miles Andy. Exactly. We got
to make the best of a shitty situation and this
is the best way that I think we can is with regular
person Andy and his jackassery. I want to know
more about that brain trip. Why? Yeah, me too.
Of all the places you could go. Do you think
it was for work? No. Do you think he's worked
every day in his life? He got like a mining job
and had to go for a few days. Okay, I hate to
bring this up on a mini because I'm not very
well read up on the subject right now. But didn't
he show up like when everybody was like sick
and like with cancer in the UK, like the princess
and the king and everything, he just showed up
to represent them at a funeral somewhere. What?
And it just feels like it was without any permission.
He sent an email saying, don't worry, I got this.
I'm just trying to think of what exactly it was
now. And that's why I say I probably shouldn't
have brought it up because I can't remember.
But there was something where Chuck wasn't doing
appearances because he was undergoing cancer
treatment and they were out at night and the
princesses. They were just out. Yeah. Yeah, I
know. That's what I'm trying. She had cancer,
too. What's her name? Yeah. Not Kamala. There
was there was an event. It was a funeral or something.
He was just there and it felt totally like he
was there without permission. And like everyone
was probably pissed off at him because he showed
up in like his suit. I don't know. I'm talking
out of my ass now. It's. This is a mini. So anyway,
Chelsea just started talking. It's Wednesday.
It's a mini. You guys got 48 hours. We want you
to report back on this brain thing. I need to
know more about it, but I don't care enough to
actually look myself. Maybe it'll be an episode
in the future. We can only hope. Who knows? Anywho,
bye. Bye.