1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 What do I feel like today? 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:06,560 I thought the question is what do I feel like today unless you choose dealer's choice in 3 00:00:06,560 --> 00:00:09,400 which case it is in fact what you feel like today. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:10,400 It's not dealer's choice. 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,800 I was just looking through the articles and I felt like reading. 6 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,800 Okay. 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:19,360 Are you going to go with a dealer's suggestion then or should I just go from what I remember 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,160 from the different groups? 9 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:23,240 Then what do you feel like? 10 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,200 Why don't you tell me? 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:26,720 You got any update? 12 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,720 Actually no let's not do an update. 13 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,560 The updates are coming pretty damn quick. 14 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:30,560 I don't know how many updates. 15 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,040 I do have an update though. 16 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,640 Something along the lines of feeling middling. 17 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,600 I know there's like four different groups we have for that. 18 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:38,600 Feeling middle? 19 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,600 Middling, yeah. 20 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,520 Well we could feel like science? 21 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,680 No, I don't feel like science. 22 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:44,680 Okay. 23 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:46,360 Let's see what we got to be filed. 24 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,840 It could be can't choose. 25 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,560 It could be what's the other one? 26 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,360 There's can't choose and... 27 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:52,360 Feeling uncertain? 28 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,360 Feeling uncertain, yes. 29 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,720 One of those two. 30 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:58,440 This could be interesting because I'm not sure why it's feeling uncertain. 31 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,440 Okay. 32 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,800 I mean we can speculate on what we want of why it's under feeling uncertain. 33 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:07,200 Doritos die turns mice translucent. 34 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,200 Researchers find. 35 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:09,960 Are humans next? 36 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:13,320 That's a cliffhanger for anyone that's ever eaten a Dorito. 37 00:01:13,320 --> 00:01:14,320 Doritos might be no... 38 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,160 Oh this is on global news. 39 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,720 I didn't know Doritos were died. 40 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,320 I thought they just had powder. 41 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,040 You thought they were in nice bright orange color. 42 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,600 I thought they got powdered cheese covered on them. 43 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:26,600 No I think... 44 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,600 When do they die them? 45 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,600 At what point? 46 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:29,600 I don't know. 47 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:30,600 Let's find out. 48 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:31,600 September 9th, 2024. 49 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,600 It's 1147 a.m. 50 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,600 I like her last name. 51 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,840 That's a good journalist name. 52 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:37,520 Doritos might have been... 53 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:41,640 No Doritos might be known for spicing up snack time. 54 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:42,640 Snack time. 55 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:43,640 Not snack. 56 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:44,640 I thought... 57 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:49,440 But Stanford researchers have discovered that a die in the chips can also turn mice 58 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:51,040 translucent. 59 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:55,840 Study published September 6th in the journal Science explains how researchers at Stanford 60 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,560 University in California used a common food die called yellow number 5. 61 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,720 Does that sound familiar for the color of Doritos now? 62 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:08,440 No but it sounds awfully similar to red die number 5 which has just been banned in California 63 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,440 I believe. 64 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,440 Yeah it better. 65 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:14,360 Found in various foods and beauty products on the skin of live mice. 66 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,040 That was weird. 67 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:22,320 The die created a temporary window that made their organs, muscles, and blood vessels visible 68 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:26,840 the researchers said that is the most disturbing sentence I've ever read. 69 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,760 Why did they just discover this? 70 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,080 Like have they not been using it for long? 71 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,400 How long have Doritos been around? 72 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,160 A lot longer than September of this year. 73 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:41,880 A technique called optical tissue clearing which has not yet been tested on humans but 74 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:44,040 we're eating Doritos. 75 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,000 No it's been tested in humans. 76 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,000 In humans. 77 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,160 Yeah okay not on humans just on the inside. 78 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:53,240 We don't know how clear our organs are after eating Doritos. 79 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:58,800 Could potentially allow the non-invasive observation and monitoring of injuries or diseases to 80 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,000 authors argue. 81 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,360 Wow they took that in a really positive direction. 82 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:08,280 Looking forward this technology could make veins more visible for the drawing of blood, 83 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:13,680 make laser based tattoo removal more straightforward, or assist in the early detection and treatment 84 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:14,680 of cancers. 85 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:19,480 Co-author and Stanford University assistant professor of material science and engineering 86 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:26,040 Guo Song Hong said, for example certain therapies use lasers to eliminate cancerous and precancerous 87 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,320 cells but are limited to areas near the skin surface. 88 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,880 This technique may be able to improve that light penetration Hong said in a September 89 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,080 6 press release. 90 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:40,200 The artificial food dye used in the experiment Tartizine also known as yellow number five 91 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:43,320 is approved for use in the United States and Canada. 92 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:48,600 It is commonly used to give yellow color to a range of products including Doritos, Mountain 93 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:53,880 Dew, M&M, cereals like Cap and Crunch and beauty products such as shampoo, conditioner, 94 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,520 soap and eyeliner as well as some vitamins and medicines. 95 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,920 A lot of those things I don't picture as yellow. 96 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:05,120 I know although Tartizine is widely used to color foods and cosmetics researchers sought 97 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:08,440 to explore whether it could make mice's skin translucent. 98 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,640 Where is the connection there? 99 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:12,400 Oh how did they achieve the surprising effect? 100 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,920 Scattering of light prevents us from seeing through our bodies the author has explained 101 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:22,880 is because fats, cellular fluids, proteins and other materials each have different refractive 102 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,880 indices which determine how much incoming light waves are bent. 103 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,960 Make bodies transparent. 104 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:33,120 Scientists wanted to make all the different parts of the tissues have the same light bending 105 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,400 properties. 106 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,680 Researcher found that Tartizine can do this. 107 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:41,280 When this dies I just didn't add a benefit other than changing our products to yellow 108 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,080 dye number 5 color. 109 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:47,480 When this dye is added to water and soaked into tissue, Tartizine molecules are structured 110 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,520 in a way that aligns with the light bending ability of the skin. 111 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,320 The dye absorbs blue and purple light and allows red and orange light to travel through 112 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:57,560 the tissue resulting in transparency the study said. 113 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,060 The method would first tested on the thin slices of chicken breast. 114 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:05,080 As researchers increased the concentration of Tartizine the light bending properties 115 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,720 of the fluid inside the muscle cells became similar to those of the muscle proteins making 116 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,120 the slice transparent the researcher said. 117 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,840 The researchers then applied a temporary Tartizine solution to mice. 118 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:19,760 On the sculpt this made the skin transparent revealing the brain's blood vessels. 119 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:24,120 When applied to the abdomen it showed the movements of the intestines, heart and lungs. 120 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:29,520 Strugly absorbing dye molecules when applied topically to biological tissues can reduce 121 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:33,240 the intrinsic light scattering within these tissues the study said. 122 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:39,240 This effect renders various biological tissues including the sculpt muscle and abdomen transparent. 123 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:44,160 The researcher said adding that Tartizine did not seem to have any elastic effects. 124 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:48,400 That's enough there's only like two sentences left to the end but I feel like that encapsulates 125 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:49,400 it. 126 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:53,640 What I thought is like why do they like have a product and they're like you know what this 127 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:54,640 is missing? 128 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,640 Color. 129 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:56,640 Color of invisibility. 130 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:57,640 Oh okay. 131 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,640 Yes. 132 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:03,040 And then they're like we don't give a shit what invisibility properties this could give 133 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,040 the organs. 134 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:08,480 Like right now if you were in my body you know we're bleeding on the inside. 135 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:10,640 Really contained bleeding as we've established. 136 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:16,760 And you could be like wow we can see right through herosophagus like we can see that 137 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:22,400 it shouldn't but it is just clear as the windows are. 138 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:27,680 The thing I'm really curious about is if we apply this to the skin while somebody's 139 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:28,680 eating Doritos. 140 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:29,680 Yeah. 141 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:34,200 Is it gonna have some type of double impact where we can see right into the stomach? 142 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,160 Well from what I gather from this article yes. 143 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,160 That is correct. 144 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:44,520 Or say if you really want to make it extreme with Mountain Dew as well. 145 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:45,520 Yes. 146 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,240 Okay no you gotta mix Mountain Dew with the powder of the Doritos. 147 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,240 And then apply it. 148 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,440 They tell her to get to the mice. 149 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,000 They said water but they're not using water. 150 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:01,200 It is scientific and I imagine that's pretty fucking scientific if you ask me but why? 151 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,720 Why do we need to change the color of something? 152 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,280 Why does making Mountain Dew fluorescent yellow? 153 00:07:07,280 --> 00:07:08,280 Like it more appealing. 154 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,480 It doesn't make sense to me. 155 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:11,800 It's not yellow either. 156 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,960 That's the most confusing part. 157 00:07:12,960 --> 00:07:15,160 The other thing I was really confused about. 158 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:20,120 This only seems to work on like organic beings or like live cells. 159 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,120 And this is what? 160 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:27,120 Well I was like speculating rubbing Doritos on like a door to see through the door. 161 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,080 Or like any number of things to make translucent. 162 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,440 I'd wonder if they tried that. 163 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,120 You wouldn't think it would work the same though. 164 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,640 It must be like an organ. 165 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,640 A living organ. 166 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:41,280 If you have enough Doritos and a thin enough door the grease will in fact make you translucent 167 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,280 eventually. 168 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:43,280 True. 169 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:48,320 But I don't think it's the yellow number five dye doing it. 170 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,120 That left me with a lot of questions. 171 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:54,240 And like how they just kind of knew that this was something that could happen. 172 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,600 They're like oh yeah yeah the yellow dye that'll make things invisible. 173 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:03,000 No yeah they were totally like we need to think up something that's going to make body 174 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,760 parts translucent and they're like we already know that. 175 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,040 Yellow dye number five. 176 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:11,240 We just weren't telling anyone because we're Doritos. 177 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,240 We're not scientists. 178 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:15,040 We just wanted it for its color. 179 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,560 It's vibrant color. 180 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:20,800 It almost reminds me I've been reading up on the lore of Warhammer 40,000. 181 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:25,440 There's a race called the Orcs that live there and they're inherently psychic. 182 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,520 But they don't really know it but it impacts the world around them. 183 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,840 So anything that's painted red like a vehicle it goes faster than all the other vehicles 184 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,600 because it's red because red things go faster. 185 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:38,000 And anything that's purple is invisible. 186 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,280 It's a sneaky color because nobody's ever seen a purple orc. 187 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,280 And it's because they all think this way that it just works. 188 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,400 And I'm wondering if it's just something innate to scientists now. 189 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,000 Like yeah yellow stuff makes you invisible. 190 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,840 It's just how it works. 191 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,160 And then it's their psychic powers bringing it out. 192 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:58,520 Yeah like who doesn't know that at this point because they're like we already knew this. 193 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:03,680 Doritos hold the secret to seeing me inside of human bodies. 194 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:08,520 Yeah and in any event we all know that this is going to end up with some weird rule 34 195 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,520 implications. 196 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:10,520 But don't think too much about that. 197 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:16,360 Think about the other implications of say Doritos just like where you can rub them to 198 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:17,840 make invisible stuff. 199 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,280 You got 48 hours. 200 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,720 We expect to see you back here and not be imprisoned. 201 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:26,320 So be responsible with this power. 202 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:29,080 Anyhow goodbye.