1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaking of minis, how are we feeling today? I don't know. I feel like it's dealer's choice. I feel like it's not 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,660 Hold on. I can't even find that category 3 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:15,760 Okay, then we need good news like honestly, we need to balance out what's coming Friday 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:20,240 Which yes, you do have to listen to even though you now know what's not good news. Oh shit 5 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:25,360 Oh, look at to be filed. Hold on. I've just gotta read some of these. They're all like the same 6 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,360 Topic of to be filed. I 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,640 Be filed has taken on a concept of its own 8 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:38,800 They're all roughly the same stuff. Hold on. Let me choose one. No, this is like relevant news 9 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:44,340 I can't do that. Hold on. What were you feeling like again? Good news. We need some good news in this place 10 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:50,320 Good news. Okay. Where is dealer's choice? It's gone forever. That's a category, right? 11 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:55,080 I was pretty sure that was one of the new categories. I'm oh there it is. They're all taken 12 00:00:55,080 --> 00:01:00,900 Oh, okay. That's why okay. Let's see. No can't do that one. No, no 13 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:06,280 These are both the same. What's this one? Let's do this one. This is a good one 14 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:12,080 this from from never heard of it Tyler comm and I feel like it's a relevant article 15 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:15,120 So I don't even care that I've never heard of Tyler comm 16 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:21,680 I assume they're completely reputable news source after I'm about to read you this and this is from May 17 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,760 2024 from Rian and Engel titled 18 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Avril Lavigne finally addresses bizarre conspiracy theory about body double named Melissa. No way 19 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,020 I did not know she did that. Oh, that's one of my favorite weird conspiracies. I know this could be an episode in itself 20 00:01:38,020 --> 00:01:44,680 But I can't wait. I'm just gonna read this. I saw it and I had to there are two things the internet absolutely loves 21 00:01:45,320 --> 00:01:49,720 Celebrities and conspiracy theories. You got me there Rian and that's just a fact 22 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:57,840 It's no surprise that people were sent into a total frenzy when the two worlds collided in a bizarre conspiracy theory that claimed 23 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,440 Avril Lavigne had a body double has 24 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:06,560 Why are we using past tense here? We haven't gotten to that. Well, I think it's because she addressed it. Well, not yet 25 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:13,000 No, she will in the article, but the article is written after she's addressed it Chelsea 26 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,540 So it is properly in the past tense. Okay. Okay. We mean Avril Lavigne not Rian and okay 27 00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:22,280 The skater boy singer. I hope you heard how I 28 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:29,240 distinctly said that differently you can hear the eight in skater and then boy with the eight 29 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,600 Yes 30 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,800 Pretty much soundtrack the early 2000s I would beg to differ that but okay 31 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:45,240 Can I just say that's one of those songs where you can't read listen to it anymore because it was so overplayed 32 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:51,240 It really was and it's just like requires a violent response. I think honestly 33 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,880 Are you feeling violent? 34 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,680 No, we played the song you just nearly like enough to see it properly 35 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,720 But some has genuinely believed she actually died 36 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:10,120 2003 and was replaced by a doppelganger named Melissa. Oh, you guys know doppelgangers by now 37 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,560 I'm in the right to see that yeah 38 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:18,680 It's three weeks ago in short the theory reckons that Avril decided to hire a body double to stand in for her at public events 39 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:21,320 Because she got fed up with celebrity life 40 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:25,960 I thought it would have personally been that whole thing with the doppelganger if you meet each other yet to kill one 41 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,160 It's true. We learned all about it. We did learn that yep 42 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:36,440 Then as a theory claims the girlfriend hitmaker passed away shortly after the release of her successful first album 43 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:42,000 Let Go which came out in 2002 and before 2004 is under my skin 44 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:49,000 However to keep up appearances and continue making profit with theory claims that the record company decided to hire 45 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,040 Melissa as Avril Lavigne on a full-time basis 46 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,440 Avril has since opened up about the speculation on Alice Coop Alex 47 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,480 Hooper's call her daddy podcast 48 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:06,480 It's just funny to me the 39 year old revealed like on one end everyone's like you look the exact same you have an age today 49 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:12,120 But then other people are like there's a conspiracy theory that I'm not me. She then laughed honestly 50 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,440 It's not that bad. It could be worse, right? I feel like I got a good one 51 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:21,200 I don't feel like it's negative nothing creepy. I'm real then assured fans obviously. I am me. It's so dumb 52 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,560 I think that they've done that with other artists. I'm not the only one 53 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:30,800 I think like other people have that Alex then told the singer. I'm telling you what's crazy is you have an age 54 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:36,480 I'm staring at you and like I'm picturing you with your auburn hair and I'm like, oh my god 55 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:43,360 You literally look the same from when you were younger. Well, that settles that then I would beg to differ whoever said that 56 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,600 Rhiannon or Alex 57 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:46,920 I'm not sure because that's exactly 58 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,640 What they would say if they were not 59 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:56,120 Also, that's a little bit of the sick sicko fan sicko pan psycho pan pee. I forget 60 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,480 Oh, no, we're not talking about the grim reaper. No, we're talking about sick of fans 61 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:07,400 I'm just trying to think of the way to say this and that that's how a sicko fan would respond to somebody who's saying like 62 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,480 Yeah, I don't look any different and they're like, yeah, no, you have an age today 63 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,600 Basically brown noses is a better way to put it easier 64 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:20,320 Yeah, I'm familiar with that one. I've never heard of the other way as sicko fan dick responses 65 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:24,480 How I wanted to say it anyhow, that's one also she's fairly fucking rich 66 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:31,720 It's pretty easy to actually kind of look the same your entire life if you're incredibly wealthy case in point 67 00:05:31,920 --> 00:05:35,160 What's her name? She played Rachel on friends Jennifer Aniston? 68 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,240 She has not aged a freaking day 69 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:42,200 And actually she she seems to get younger looking as she gets older and she's like almost 60 70 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:47,440 Yeah, no, it's true and I'm looking at a side-by-side picture and I wouldn't say that she looks the same age 71 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:53,560 Some people just have good genetics. Some people also have millions of dollars and can afford the exact same age 72 00:05:53,760 --> 00:06:00,240 Yeah, and like all the makeup and like what do you call it? You know the stuff Adrena Chrome. Yeah, the blood of her 73 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:04,400 Yes, I think that's a good place to end it. I have one more thing 74 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:09,840 I want to talk about and this is that whole conspiracy because this happens with many people as the whole idea was not me 75 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:15,720 Sorry music celebrities who either die or don't want to perform anymore need to be replaced 76 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:24,160 So that the company can keep making money as if Britney Spears. Yeah, like Britney Spears like Beatles with Paul McCartney dying secretly 77 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:26,720 Well, there's some good ones. There's a ton of them 78 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:31,680 But this problem I have with it if your favorite music celebrity dies 79 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:36,600 You're not going to stop listening to music if anything there's going to be a short term 80 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:43,920 Incredibly big boom and their music because people are going to download it or buy it very short term and in the long term 81 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:49,760 It's gonna open it up for somebody else who you can take advantage of because they're younger and more naive because they weren't a celebrity before 82 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:54,560 So somebody in the music industry, why would you want to fake somebody being a celebrity? 83 00:06:54,600 --> 00:07:00,880 Like it's slightly less work, but also it's a lot of work to replace somebody not everybody know about it 84 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:03,800 But why even put it that way when there is the option 85 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:08,680 I've just get a new band because the person's going to listen to music either way 86 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,400 Yeah, it's not like because your favorite celebrity dies 87 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,440 You're not going to listen to music anymore 88 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:20,160 You could always do what Queen did to and just take on a Adam Lambert and then play it's not the same at all 89 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:27,160 Yeah, turn into a reality TV show where you replace the person who died like in excess did with I forget the name of that show 90 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,520 But they did that they were just as popular as ever for a while there 91 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:37,480 Yeah, you don't want to crush your genes because I do love these conspiracy theories and I too but the simpler answer is they would just 92 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:44,000 Replace the band and they would make a killing in short-term profits with the person dying or leaving celebrity 93 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,840 Okay, well that's good and there can only be one and just like that 94 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:54,720 We are the only podcast that you are obligated to listen to so we I guess we'll see you in 48 hours 95 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,800 Or we're gonna have to deal with this and I don't want to have to deal with this 96 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,720 You don't want to have to deal with this. Let's just see each other in 48 hours. I'm confused 97 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:27,720 No, it's just this is how we go bye