You know the format. I'm pretty sure you know my categorization.
Your categorical skills, yes. They've sometimes been brought up as suspect.
Also unknowable and kind of, you know it.
Okay, what are you feeling like this week? Which may feel different by the time we get to this,
but we got to go with it.
Actually, no. We're doing the historical episode that's coming out later in the week.
So let's do feeling good. It's been a while since we felt good.
I felt like I delved down the can't choose and the feeling undecided for too long on a madman's
journey to determine the factors. So we should just avoid that.
It's true. Let's take a look at this. It seems like good news.
I'm hoping it's good news because again, I categorize this on title only.
So okay, this one is,
NASA releases UFO report amidst alien body controversy in Mexican Congress.
Have you been following the alien body controversy?
Yeah, I have. We're doing episode seven at some point. It's not worth covering right now.
I have not been following it. So this is all news to me. Though I do know of it.
I don't know anything about it.
Okay. The National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Oh, that's NASA released here.
Unidentified anomalous phenomena, independent study reports this week,
causing some to question if the timing was tied to the recent controversy
surrounding purported alien bodies introduced to Mexico's Congress.
In the report, members of NASA's unidentified anomalous,
do we really have to say this again?
UAP independent study team chaired by Dr. David Spurgle recommended that the space
agency quote play a prominent role in the whole of government effort to understand UAP.
Brackets, the current government nomenclature.
Take that out. We don't even need that. You just said it there.
By leveraging its extensive expertise to contribute to a comprehensive evidence-based
approach that is rooted in the scientific method, end quote.
Furthermore, NASA should quote utilize its existing and planned Earth observing assets
to probe the local government conditions associated with UAP that are initially
detected by other means, end quote.
This would allow NASA to probe directly whether certain environmental factors are
happening at the same time as reported UFO sightings.
The report also argued for increased public engagement with UFO investigation.
NASA, by lending its name to UAP studies, is already helping to reduce stigma associated
with reporting. The report said,
Beyond this, we recommend that NASA explore the viability of developing or acquiring a
crowdsourcing system such as open sourcing smartphone-based apps to gather imaging data
and other smartphone sensor data from multiple citizen observers as part of a wider effort to more
systematically gather public UAP reports. In addition to cooperation from the public,
the team would also like to see the Aviation Safety Reporting System, ASRS.
The government is so full of these acronyms and it's time consuming.
I can see why we acronym it. Or commercial pilot UAP reporting be better leveraged.
That doesn't seem like a proper sentence.
Yeah, it's because it kind of stopped in the middle.
No, but it doesn't make sense.
The ASRS for commercial pilot UAP reporting be better leveraged, providing a critical
database for the whole of government effort to understand UAP, along with capitalizing on the
agency's long history of partnership with the FAA, Federal Aviation Administration,
to investigate how advanced real-time Adelaide, okay, this is just like boring jargon.
This is why it loses steam and is not so good anymore because who the fuck wants to read this?
Okay, hold on. There's a press briefing that I'm sure is just as dry.
However, there are some within the UFO community who questioning the timing of NASA's report due
to what's released during the controversy surrounding two supposed alien bodies shown to
Mexico's Congress earlier this week. They're shown to Congress? The bodies were presented?
Mexico's Congress.
What? They just brought them in there and showed them?
No, they brought the evidence of it.
It's a whole thing.
Not as good. Okay, the bodies were presented by journalists and UFO enthusiasts. Oh no,
we know what these guys are up to.
Jamie Maasan, as part of Congressional hearing on UFOs, had the held mask, Jesus held it,
Mexico. Many might remember Maasan as the man behind the infamous Roswell Slides debacle of 2015,
in which a photograph of an indigenous boy's remains taken in a Colorado museum was presented
as proof of extraterrestrial life. I feel like I want to look into this guy.
This guy who's been presenting has already been found to be a fraudster.
So.
Oh, really? Oh, I want to do an episode on him.
Yeah. Okay.
The so-called alien bodies shown by Maasan are also likely familiar to those within the UFO
community as two of the NASCAR mummies promoted through new age network documentary series,
an Earthing NASCAR in 2017. And we all know about Gaia. They hold people at gunpoint.
You think they held the mummies at gunpoint?
Just not credible. Anyhow, this is talking about the bodies which we're going to get to eventually
probably, but in order for that to happen, many years must pass. The rest is just about mummies.
So anyhow, what we learned in this article is not good news because first of all, NASA is releasing.
It's kind of dry, guys. I'm going to be honest and I apologize for this.
But to be fair, like everything that is formally documented through the UFO phenomenon or the
weird phenomenon of whatever you want to call it, what is it? Yeah, through the government,
more or less. George Knapp and Jacques Ville, I think, what do they call it? The grand theory of
weird or whatever? Yes. Or unified theory of weird, something like that.
It's actually that extensive.
It's really dry when it actually gets really documented.
It's true. And I think that's where it loses steam. Everyone's like, yeah, UFO disclosure.
And then it just kind of dies down because they make it so government-like.
You mean the UAPs as presented through NASA and the ARAP that has documented through the FAA.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's being documented, but who the hell is going to go through all this?
I mean, I couldn't even get through this article.
And those are jobs. That about sums that up. Who wants to read it? Who wants to keep up with it once it...
Well, at least people want to listen to it. That is the most important part.
True. And this is actually an article from the Singular 14. I highly recommend them.
I can't remember who runs this, but this is a pretty good website that has news articles like
this, but it also documents strange...
It's the Mothman one you use, right?
It's the Mothman one, yeah. So I highly recommend taking a look at it.
If that's up your alley. I mean, probably don't read this article because I just
wrote something up for you here. Poorly. And now I'm sure you cannot wait to get to the
Friday episode because this was kind of a let down.
Yeah. The state hours are just perfectly satiated apparently.
So anyhow, hold on to your luggage and don't travel too far because you need to be there for
Friday because apparently our podcast is location based and you cannot leave your
location based on this analogy. Like where you are right now.
Anyhow see you Friday. Bye.