1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,040 Okay, Chelsea, I have something that is kind of the opposite of what you usually get from 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:12,080 me, which is news that I think is just information being conveyed that turns out to be bad news. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:16,920 This will start off maybe as bad news and then turn into something a little different. 4 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:21,480 So did you hear about this ritual mass suicide that happened in Britain? 5 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,480 I did not. 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,480 Okay. 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,880 Well, this story is from September 8th, 2023. 8 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:27,880 What? 9 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:28,880 Yes. 10 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:29,880 Two days ago. 11 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,880 Wait, no, it's not. 12 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:31,880 No, it's not. 13 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:35,280 I'm reading the calendar wrong. 14 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:41,400 So it turns out this reported ritual mass killing to the police was just a yoga class. 15 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,520 This article is police rushed to report of a ritual mass killing, but it was just a yoga 16 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:50,160 class September 8th, 2023 by Elise Wanchill on the Huffington Post. 17 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,200 So nobody died? 18 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:57,120 According to a Facebook post by Seascape Cafe at the Observatory, a cafe that is also 19 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,080 a community space art gallery and exercise studio. 20 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,400 Police rushed to the business shortly after a yoga class wrapped Wednesday at about 9.30 21 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:09,120 PM because a concerned passerby mistook the final resting position of the entire class 22 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:12,120 participating in it as a mass killing. 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:16,580 The final resting pose, also known as corpse pose or Savasna, typically occurs at the end 24 00:01:16,580 --> 00:01:20,260 of a yoga class and in which people lie on their backs with their eyes closed in order 25 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:22,320 to sink into a meditative state. 26 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:27,660 The unidentified person reported a mass killing in our building and having seen several people 27 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:32,360 laying on the floor, the Seascape Cafe Facebook post reads, which actually turned out to be 28 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,920 a yoga class in meditation. 29 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:37,920 We are not part of any mad cult or crazy clubs, the post continues. 30 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,560 All in all, this situation turned out positive and we are of course grateful. 31 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,080 Turns out nobody dies. 32 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:48,560 And the caller logged this complaint at 8.56 PM with quote, good intentions. 33 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:52,120 Well, yeah, he had good intentions of, I don't know. 34 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:53,720 You're not even stopping anybody. 35 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:56,640 Maybe, yeah, maybe you're stopping them from killing more, I don't know. 36 00:01:56,640 --> 00:02:00,520 Millie Laws, who taught the yoga class, went into more detail about the incident with the 37 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,240 Washington Post Friday. 38 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,680 Mills told the Post that seven students were lying on their back for about 30 minutes as 39 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:10,600 she banged on a shamanic drum in a dark room lit by just candles during Wednesday's hour 40 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,240 and a half restorative yoga class. 41 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:16,760 She told the newspaper that she was also wearing a flowy top and that could have resembled 42 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:18,800 a robe. 43 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,080 Mills said she noticed a couple outside the studio walking a dog and peering through the 44 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,600 window at what must have been a very bewildering scene for them. 45 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:29,080 Quote, they reported to the police that they had seen somebody walking around in a room 46 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:33,120 lit up with candles and what looked like dead people lying all over the floor. 47 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:36,120 The couple thought it was some sort of ritual mass killing. 48 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,120 End quote. 49 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,200 Mills added to the Post that the class had already ended by the time a horde of police 50 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:45,000 officers had showed up and that the young people experienced a quote, lovely relaxation 51 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,560 session with no interruptions, thankfully. 52 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:52,200 The cafe also thanked the police on Facebook for their quote prompt response, end quote, 53 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,200 and article as well. 54 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,200 Wouldn't you like to see if they're breathing? 55 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:57,200 I don't know. 56 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:02,200 Or would you just be like, oh fuck, this everyone's dead. 57 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:06,520 A similar mass killing, why do I come across them so often? 58 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,520 That's for sure what happened. 59 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,520 I mean they obviously didn't investigate it any further. 60 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:11,520 Yeah. 61 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,520 They just called the police. 62 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,920 Well, better safe than sorry I guess. 63 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:21,600 I felt that one fit the Halloween theme pretty well and is also just fairly light news that 64 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,600 you probably missed. 65 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,160 Yeah, we did miss that. 66 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:25,560 That was nice. 67 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:26,560 Yeah. 68 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,440 And I hope that little piece of fun news will keep you going until Friday. 69 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:32,520 In the meantime, just stick it out. 70 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,520 You got 48 hours. 71 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:34,520 We'll see you Friday. 72 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:35,520 Yeah, bye. 73 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:53,520 Thank you!