Let's just go for it. I am making the choice for you this week. I still have the same format.
Feel good, feel bad, now with even more bad news. There's an ever amount of getting more
bad news. Feeling uncertain, can choose between good and bad feelings, which is probably feeling
uncertain as well. And feeling like science. That one is in high demand and dwindling. So we're not
choosing feeling like science. We're choosing feel good this week. And you're going to see why
we're going to be feeling good after this week's gmini. I pulled a blank there. This one is titled
Prince Andrew. That's right. It's feel good. Where does Andy? How does he still have his title
articles? Okay, I'll edit it. Regular person Andy. An Antelope autobiography? Question mark?
That's right. Regular person Andy is reportedly planning to write his autobiography. Duke of
York. He's not a Duke of York. Who was writing this article? Is believed to be in talks with
authors in America to follow his nephew Prince Harry in penning an explosive tell-all home?
What is home? Just a big book. Okay, we don't want a big book. We would take a pamphlet. Maybe.
So long as you include things about the Epstein relationship, I will take any size. You know
it's not me. Oh my god. Because he is keen to tell his side of the story, he already has when it
comes to his friendship with late pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, an association which led him to
ultimately agreeing a settlement with Virginia Geffrey after she claimed she was forced to have
sex with the Prince. Regular person when he was just 17. Source told the Mail on Sunday newspaper,
quote, Andrew was the original spare and there's plenty of material. Compared to Harry, he has a
far greater depth of history to draw from. Wait, did they really just say that he's like 30 years
older than him in like the fanciest way possible? They did, yes. This is from the Toronto Sun,
by the way. The quote continues, writing a book would give him the opportunity to fully explain
his association with Jeffrey Epstein and the results and follow. I believe he already did that. He
doesn't sweat. So we'll be getting more details on that. The part I'm most looking forward to is
him glorifying his war days because he was involved in the Falkland Island War and that's where he
got his trauma where he couldn't sweat. Oh, God. So that God, there's going to be chapters on his
wartime stories. Oh, it is going to be full of hot air. The quote continues, but it would also be a
fascinating insight into the inner workings of the royals and their relationships and hopefully-
And he does not understand how those people work. No, not at all. And hopefully it gives insight into
why they paid out Virginia DeFrey in his settlement. Those inner workings I would be interested in
hearing or covering this all up or why he can't sweat. And then there's pictures of him sweating.
And he's sweating in the interview. Yeah. And with Andrew reportedly not receiving an inheritance
from his late mother, Queen Elizabeth and his brother, King Charles, seeking to slash royal
funding, the prince would receive a much needed cash injection by sharing his life story. It would
be a huge wrench to leave Royal Watch, but mainly he wants to set the record straight. If he doesn't
change the narrative, no one else will. Okay, this, I understand why he's doing this. He does need
the cash grab, but he's sitting on a goldmine of one book I definitely would buy from him. And that
is Korgi rearing and maintenance because he needs to do a book on Korgi. Or a calendar.
Or a coveted book calendar combo. See, I would buy a calendar written by British Andy. I would.
I might if it was called regular person Andy's Korgi's or something presents Korgi's.
I would do that. We expect royalties if he takes from this. If we now see a calendar
labeled as this is the retro advertising coming after you. Andrew is believed to be in talks with
author and interview Daphne Barack, but she is said to currently be busy with a different project.
Busy with more important things. Yes. Meanwhile, publishing house Skyhorse suggested they would
be keen to publish the tone. The company's president Tony Lyons said quote Andrew's book is a great
public interest. The world needs to hear his side of the story and quote feel good in the sense we
have something to look forward to now. I am just so happy that the saga of British Andy continues.
Never. He is not going quietly into that royal retirement.
He's been giving a place to live, but now he's broke. He's the gift that keeps on going.
Well, and he can't write his own book because his office has been taken away. So you can't just
write not in an office. He's got to go find somebody to write this book for him. Yeah,
but that person is busy. But he's got all those years experience.
Which makes the book better. So many years. Yeah, that's our feel good something to look forward
to to keep us going in this midweek. And in life. Yes. Yes. And always if you take nothing else from
this as inspiration, if you can't make it through the week, British Andy did. He's making it go at
it. So if he can do it, anybody can do it. That is inspirational. We should make a calendar
of British Andy and his corky. That's good stuff. Oh, man, I can't wait for the next update on
British Andy. Yeah, there will be one if we've learned anything. All right. Well, that concludes
the Frenchie mini. Stay tuned for later in the week where we will be finishing up the Britney
saga. Can we?