WEBVTT 00:00:02.890 --> 00:00:04.870 you know what that sound means it's another episode 00:00:04.870 --> 00:00:07.309 of game for a movie where we ask are you game 00:00:07.309 --> 00:00:09.410 for a movie i'm your host mike i'm joined by 00:00:09.410 --> 00:00:14.130 it's chill i was gonna say normally we have like 00:00:14.130 --> 00:00:16.690 that struggle of who answers first yeah but when 00:00:16.690 --> 00:00:18.710 just the two of us it's actually kind of nice 00:00:18.710 --> 00:00:21.370 where it's just hey point it is super easy yeah 00:00:21.370 --> 00:00:26.230 uh we've had a day where we've been uh some of 00:00:26.230 --> 00:00:28.710 us have already been drinking some of us Well, 00:00:28.750 --> 00:00:30.629 no, both of us have already been drinking. So 00:00:30.629 --> 00:00:33.009 we're going to talk about the things we're drinking 00:00:33.009 --> 00:00:36.630 first. Usually we do it in the order that we 00:00:36.630 --> 00:00:39.350 go in. So I will go first. I'm drinking from 00:00:39.350 --> 00:00:42.609 the Noda Brewing Company Vampire Walrus, which 00:00:42.609 --> 00:00:48.409 has a very cool walrus with vampire teeth. I 00:00:48.409 --> 00:00:50.890 love this. This can design is awesome. And Noda 00:00:50.890 --> 00:00:52.770 seems like it's one of those. It is very cool. 00:00:53.049 --> 00:00:59.030 Yeah. This is a Imperial Dip. Apparently there's 00:00:59.030 --> 00:01:02.850 a yuzu fruit in it. That's interesting. I didn't 00:01:02.850 --> 00:01:04.730 know that, but it's very good. I actually really 00:01:04.730 --> 00:01:07.090 like it a lot. It's obviously I got it for the 00:01:07.090 --> 00:01:09.370 name and the can art, but the beer is actually 00:01:09.370 --> 00:01:11.650 pretty decent, too. So I'm like, all right, cool. 00:01:11.750 --> 00:01:15.670 I'm here for it. All right. So what do you got 00:01:15.670 --> 00:01:18.829 going over there? Well, I'm not currently drinking 00:01:18.829 --> 00:01:21.650 it, but I had an old favorite of yours earlier 00:01:21.650 --> 00:01:27.239 today from Reverie Washington Sour. it makes 00:01:27.239 --> 00:01:31.319 me so happy do you follow any of the reverie 00:01:31.319 --> 00:01:34.120 people it's okay if you don't i saw them at uh 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:36.540 the a beer fest i went to a couple weeks ago 00:01:36.540 --> 00:01:39.420 yeah um they didn't recognize us but like i mentioned 00:01:39.420 --> 00:01:41.519 your name and they're like oh yeah how's he doing 00:01:41.519 --> 00:01:48.280 uh dave is his name he was uh he was i guess 00:01:48.280 --> 00:01:51.319 cataloging their trip uh the reverie people went 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:55.659 to nashville oh fun and it looked like a time 00:01:55.659 --> 00:01:58.900 like it looked like a hell of a time oh yeah 00:01:58.900 --> 00:02:02.260 it's fun i love reverie you also want to give 00:02:02.260 --> 00:02:07.379 a shout out oh sorry no go ahead yeah yeah as 00:02:07.379 --> 00:02:09.240 i said that's what i had earlier so as the name 00:02:09.240 --> 00:02:12.560 implies it is a sour um it's very vibrant and 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:16.400 in color let me guess cherries not like not quite 00:02:16.400 --> 00:02:20.379 electric red okay but it's it's If you went into 00:02:20.379 --> 00:02:22.120 a haunted house, Sam Raimi would be proud of 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.360 that color of red. Let's put it that way. Sam 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:28.400 Raimi. Yes, he loves color red. It's true. Yeah. 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:32.860 I sipped a cotton candy sour roughly around the 00:02:32.860 --> 00:02:36.400 same time, and the smell of it was bleh, but 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.199 it tasted way better. That was from Hoax. Okay. 00:02:39.699 --> 00:02:42.360 Yeah, Hoax. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, I know that 00:02:42.360 --> 00:02:45.280 one. They used to have that at the Oasis all 00:02:45.280 --> 00:02:49.960 the time. Very nice. Yeah. I had a couple of 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.139 their beers also at that beer fest I went to 00:02:52.139 --> 00:02:54.900 not too long ago. Nice. Yeah, I'm jealous of 00:02:54.900 --> 00:02:59.120 the beer fest. It was fun. It wasn't perfect, 00:02:59.259 --> 00:03:02.620 though. There was some technical issues. This 00:03:02.620 --> 00:03:05.319 was the first year, I believe. So hopefully they 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:07.560 iron out the kinks for next year. Okay. Yeah, 00:03:07.620 --> 00:03:10.419 that was our thing. We went to Moo Brewing Q, 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:12.939 which is their third year or something like that. 00:03:13.979 --> 00:03:16.439 Music fest first, but it's like burgers, and 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:19.840 then they added barbecue this year. um getting 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:21.960 the vip ticket though you get two hours of beer 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:24.740 tasting at the beginning and it almost because 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:28.819 it doesn't sell well it almost is too much because 00:03:28.819 --> 00:03:32.520 like especially that second day we drank probably 00:03:32.520 --> 00:03:37.060 12 to 13 samples and then just coasted the rest 00:03:37.060 --> 00:03:39.680 of the way like we didn't get any more beer um 00:03:40.550 --> 00:03:42.409 Yeah, that was, it was a good time, but it was 00:03:42.409 --> 00:03:43.650 definitely one of those things where it's like, 00:03:43.689 --> 00:03:45.930 I like this and the fact that there's not many 00:03:45.930 --> 00:03:48.250 people here. So you kind of go, okay, where do 00:03:48.250 --> 00:03:50.189 we want to go? There, there, there, there. Okay, 00:03:50.250 --> 00:03:53.610 cool. We'll go to Noda. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right 00:03:53.610 --> 00:03:55.669 on. I mean, the best rear fast are the ones where 00:03:55.669 --> 00:03:57.370 you don't have to stand half of it in a line. 00:03:57.449 --> 00:03:59.909 And that was pretty good about the one we were 00:03:59.909 --> 00:04:02.990 at. There was barely ever a wait, although the 00:04:02.990 --> 00:04:06.509 crowd around 12 % was nuts. Yeah. Rightfully 00:04:06.509 --> 00:04:12.919 so. 12%. Shout out to Christian. Yep. All right, 00:04:12.979 --> 00:04:15.340 so let's get started with the movies. I watched 00:04:15.340 --> 00:04:18.500 a new movie. This came out on 420, so you can 00:04:18.500 --> 00:04:21.160 see what we're dealing with. It is the movie 00:04:21.160 --> 00:04:24.060 Quasi, which is the latest from the Broken Lizard 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:27.199 Gang. They're responsible for such films as like 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.660 Super Troopers, Beer Fest, those kind of movies, 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.720 as well as Tacoma FDU, which is on television. 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:37.060 I know those movies, but I didn't know the group 00:04:37.060 --> 00:04:41.779 had... absolute ignorant moron i like i said 00:04:41.779 --> 00:04:43.480 i knew super troopers didn't know the group had 00:04:43.480 --> 00:04:47.600 a name yes the broken lizard films yes um and 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:50.079 what i'll say is this one definitely is like 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:54.040 the first real attempt where it's like oh this 00:04:54.040 --> 00:04:56.360 is monty python like we're trying to be monty 00:04:56.360 --> 00:05:00.000 python especially there's a hole there yeah it's 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:04.720 it's a 1600s french you know like it's not quite 00:05:05.310 --> 00:05:08.110 uh holy grail levels but it's definitely trying 00:05:08.110 --> 00:05:12.350 for that um it's the story of quasimodo who's 00:05:12.350 --> 00:05:16.089 trying to find love in this sad sad world uh 00:05:16.089 --> 00:05:19.269 meanwhile the pope and the king the pope is coming 00:05:19.269 --> 00:05:22.389 to france and the king of france wants to kill 00:05:22.389 --> 00:05:25.649 the pope while the pope wants to kill the king 00:05:25.649 --> 00:05:28.930 the king wants to kill the pope because if the 00:05:28.930 --> 00:05:31.149 pope's out of the way then he has like the strongest 00:05:31.149 --> 00:05:33.750 army because he just married this woman for her 00:05:34.670 --> 00:05:37.829 uh for british army basically to like unite the 00:05:37.829 --> 00:05:41.870 kingdoms uh and then the pope wants to kill the 00:05:41.870 --> 00:05:44.310 king because the king obviously has these aspirations 00:05:44.310 --> 00:05:49.990 and a complete dick bag all right the guy who 00:05:49.990 --> 00:05:52.569 uh played farva and super troopers is the director 00:05:52.569 --> 00:05:55.829 and what i think i like best about this film 00:05:55.829 --> 00:05:58.129 is that they play multiple characters like all 00:05:58.129 --> 00:06:00.050 of them really play multiple characters at least 00:06:00.050 --> 00:06:03.089 of the main gang um because there's a lot of 00:06:03.089 --> 00:06:07.709 times where uh i think his name is um let's see 00:06:07.709 --> 00:06:09.870 i gotta pull this up i didn't pull it up on my 00:06:09.870 --> 00:06:11.709 i pulled it up on my computer i didn't pull it 00:06:11.709 --> 00:06:16.670 up on my actual character uh it is so it's um 00:06:16.670 --> 00:06:21.449 kevin heffernan okay um he plays characters that 00:06:21.449 --> 00:06:24.329 come into contact with each other a lot and like 00:06:24.329 --> 00:06:26.529 every time he calls kind of calls himself out 00:06:26.529 --> 00:06:31.759 like who's this fat bastard you know He very 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:35.300 much understands the, okay, he's the overweight 00:06:35.300 --> 00:06:38.379 guy. Let's call him out, you know? Yeah, gotcha. 00:06:38.540 --> 00:06:43.899 So Steve Lemme plays Quasi, who's obviously Quasimodo. 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:48.379 Is it a musical? It is not a musical, no. No, 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:50.680 I'm sorry. There's no Knights of the Round Table. 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:54.000 We dance whenever we're able. Nothing like that. 00:06:54.000 --> 00:06:57.480 No one tries to burst into song and then is promptly 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:00.319 shutted. No, there's no bursting of songs. There 00:07:00.319 --> 00:07:06.060 are chants, like a lot of chants. Yeah, that's 00:07:06.060 --> 00:07:09.519 as close as we get. The constant theme is talking 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:11.680 about oysters and how it's the food of kings. 00:07:12.379 --> 00:07:15.759 And Quasi and his torture mates, because they 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:19.019 run the torture chamber in France. basically 00:07:19.019 --> 00:07:21.660 they want oysters so they keep going oysters 00:07:21.660 --> 00:07:26.439 oysters oysters oysters oysters you know like 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:31.459 that kind of stuff that happens a lot um it is 00:07:31.459 --> 00:07:34.220 ridiculous and ridiculous do you know what the 00:07:34.220 --> 00:07:36.699 tagline is for the movie i don't top your head 00:07:36.699 --> 00:07:41.000 uh oh every day is hump day yeah yeah that's 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.819 a lot without without saying much yes yeah and 00:07:44.819 --> 00:07:47.939 i mean there's there's there's gross out humor. 00:07:48.060 --> 00:07:51.180 There's tons of jokes about his hump. He gets 00:07:51.180 --> 00:07:53.279 stabbed in the hump at one point. So it constantly, 00:07:53.540 --> 00:07:57.079 well, it's all right. He gets an arrow, sorry, 00:07:57.160 --> 00:07:59.300 but he gets an arrow and like constantly people 00:07:59.300 --> 00:08:00.959 are like giving him a hug. Like, are you okay? 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.040 And every time they hug him, it shoots like a 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:07.480 spurt of blood out of his hump. Yeah. It hit 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:14.319 my fatty deposit. I'm good. It is very stupid 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:17.430 humor. But the Broken Lizard gang, I love their 00:08:17.430 --> 00:08:19.850 movies. Like, it's just fun because you can tell 00:08:19.850 --> 00:08:21.670 they're having a good time. They love each other. 00:08:22.370 --> 00:08:25.769 And especially this one. It's really weird because 00:08:25.769 --> 00:08:29.589 it is a combination of everything. Really? It's 00:08:29.589 --> 00:08:33.049 everybody from the Broken Lizard troop, obviously. 00:08:33.769 --> 00:08:36.649 They got Brian Cox back, who was in Super Troopers. 00:08:37.740 --> 00:08:40.120 And then some of the supporting characters are 00:08:40.120 --> 00:08:44.440 the people that were in Tacoma FD or some of 00:08:44.440 --> 00:08:46.559 their other movies. You're just like, oh, it's 00:08:46.559 --> 00:08:48.299 that guy from that thing. It's that girl from 00:08:48.299 --> 00:08:52.019 that thing. And so it's kind of fun to see that 00:08:52.019 --> 00:08:56.659 because... Sorry, I just am scrolling through 00:08:56.659 --> 00:09:00.100 the IMDb and I forgot. Have a good time. Well, 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.639 Phil Hudson's a character in this. There's a 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:05.899 part where they're trying to, like, sing a song 00:09:05.899 --> 00:09:10.059 for Quasi. And so they sing Frere Jacques. Because 00:09:10.059 --> 00:09:11.820 there's constant jokes about that, too, where, 00:09:11.860 --> 00:09:14.259 like, they say, like, that's impossible. You 00:09:14.259 --> 00:09:16.600 know, like, over -the -top French kind of things. 00:09:17.039 --> 00:09:19.759 And so they're singing Frere Jacques. And they 00:09:19.759 --> 00:09:22.320 go, only the sheep fuckers. And this guy, like, 00:09:22.460 --> 00:09:25.440 starts going and he starts singing. He's literally 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:30.470 called sheep fucker in the IMDb page. So this 00:09:30.470 --> 00:09:32.610 seems almost like an homage to, like, that bygone 00:09:32.610 --> 00:09:35.649 era of comedy used from, like, anywhere from 00:09:35.649 --> 00:09:38.730 the late 70s into the mid -90s almost before 00:09:38.730 --> 00:09:43.809 you get the rat humor of the 2000s. Yeah, and 00:09:43.809 --> 00:09:46.129 that's the thing is, like, they try to, each 00:09:46.129 --> 00:09:49.049 movie definitely feels a little different. So, 00:09:49.049 --> 00:09:52.370 like, Super Troopers, obviously buddy cops kind 00:09:52.370 --> 00:09:55.769 of thing, like a, you know, goofy highway patrolman, 00:09:55.850 --> 00:09:59.129 that kind of thing. club dread is one of my favorites 00:09:59.129 --> 00:10:02.929 um that's basically these guys go to an island 00:10:02.929 --> 00:10:05.870 because of this singer you know like it's like 00:10:05.870 --> 00:10:08.370 the the cruises and stuff like that it's very 00:10:08.370 --> 00:10:11.809 much jimmy buffett style um but there's a murderer 00:10:11.809 --> 00:10:14.909 on the island killing people one by one oh i 00:10:14.909 --> 00:10:16.789 love this one club dread is one of my favorites 00:10:16.789 --> 00:10:19.450 it's dumb as shit and i'm not gonna i'm not gonna 00:10:19.450 --> 00:10:23.090 lie about that but it's so much fun to just turn 00:10:23.090 --> 00:10:26.500 your brain off and watch it They have one called 00:10:26.500 --> 00:10:29.000 Slammin' Salmon, which I haven't seen that one, 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:31.600 but that's basically waiting. It's like a parody 00:10:31.600 --> 00:10:34.360 of waiting. Okay. This one was definitely like 00:10:34.360 --> 00:10:36.659 an homage to like Monty Python and the Holy Grail. 00:10:36.820 --> 00:10:38.779 And then, of course, Beer Fest is Beer Fest. 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:42.940 As a thing would imply. Yes. I don't think I've 00:10:42.940 --> 00:10:45.200 seen any of their films, to be honest. Not even 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:47.659 Super Troopers? I know of Super Troopers, but 00:10:47.659 --> 00:10:50.559 don't be shocked. Like, this is not tend to be 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:54.019 my type of humor, but. Oh, I think it's definitely 00:10:54.019 --> 00:10:56.860 your humor. Is it? I like stupid things, but 00:10:56.860 --> 00:10:59.539 I'm very particular about my stupid things. At 00:10:59.539 --> 00:11:01.519 least I like to think I am. So I'm going to say 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:05.019 watch Super Troopers. Yeah, like I enjoy the 00:11:05.019 --> 00:11:12.340 dumbness of like Pineapple Express or. Yes, Pineapple 00:11:12.340 --> 00:11:14.440 Express falls in this category. Fast and the 00:11:14.440 --> 00:11:18.139 Furious 2, but then something like Year One. 00:11:18.820 --> 00:11:21.759 Oh, no, this is not Year One. No, no, no. No, 00:11:21.779 --> 00:11:24.139 this is definitely like they have fun. And like, 00:11:24.299 --> 00:11:27.820 I think what I like about these movies is that 00:11:27.820 --> 00:11:31.580 all of them have fun. Like each one. Yeah. And 00:11:31.580 --> 00:11:34.559 each one you can tell like the entire it's mostly 00:11:34.559 --> 00:11:39.320 like the same five guys. You can tell they love 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:41.080 each other. They're having fun, like hanging 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:42.879 out with their friends and just making a movie. 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:46.019 And that's what I'll say about quasi is like 00:11:46.019 --> 00:11:48.580 it's not the best of the best. I have it as number 00:11:48.580 --> 00:11:51.840 five out of the six. broken lizards things i've 00:11:51.840 --> 00:11:56.059 seen but that being said out of those six five 00:11:56.059 --> 00:11:58.580 of those i'd watch again like i'd watch quasi 00:11:58.580 --> 00:12:01.639 again um obviously super troopers at the top 00:12:01.639 --> 00:12:06.980 club dread beer fest tacoma fd quasi and then 00:12:06.980 --> 00:12:09.700 super troopers too they just yeah that felt forced 00:12:09.700 --> 00:12:14.500 that one was definitely a forced one um but that's 00:12:14.500 --> 00:12:16.399 my thing with broken lizard as i think that's 00:12:16.399 --> 00:12:18.240 what i like about them the most is that they 00:12:18.240 --> 00:12:21.570 have fun with this There you go. I mean, that's 00:12:21.570 --> 00:12:23.610 what sells half the movie sometimes, even when 00:12:23.610 --> 00:12:28.049 it's garbage. The vampire Transylvania movie 00:12:28.049 --> 00:12:30.830 that we watched. That movie was dumb as bricks. 00:12:30.970 --> 00:12:33.230 But like, yeah, I would say it's just a bunch 00:12:33.230 --> 00:12:35.570 of friends making a movie. Exactly. Yeah. And 00:12:35.570 --> 00:12:37.490 that's exactly what it feels like. It's definitely 00:12:37.490 --> 00:12:41.029 like National Lampoon like that. Yeah, I would 00:12:41.029 --> 00:12:43.549 agree with that. And so that's why I think I 00:12:43.549 --> 00:12:46.519 like this one. I don't love it. But it's not 00:12:46.519 --> 00:12:49.279 the worst thing I've seen. And it's not the worst 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:51.740 thing I've seen of theirs. Yeah. I'm not telling 00:12:51.740 --> 00:12:53.860 you as somebody who has not seen Broken Lizard, 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:57.179 do not start with Quasi. No. I would say start 00:12:57.179 --> 00:12:59.360 with Beer Fester Super Troopers. Those are probably 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:01.940 the two that are the most loved. And then if 00:13:01.940 --> 00:13:04.419 you're feeling it, go to Club Dread. That's my 00:13:04.419 --> 00:13:09.340 like go -to, one of my go -tos. It's weird because 00:13:09.340 --> 00:13:11.120 I've probably seen it the same amount of times 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:13.720 I've seen Clue. yeah those are my like go -to 00:13:13.720 --> 00:13:20.899 comics i know blue and club dread yeah i'm now 00:13:20.899 --> 00:13:22.700 thinking of like all the dumb movies i like harold 00:13:22.700 --> 00:13:25.539 and kumar at least the first one harold and kumar 00:13:25.539 --> 00:13:28.139 would fall on this list i'd think yeah you know 00:13:28.139 --> 00:13:29.659 there's a really there was a time in my life 00:13:29.659 --> 00:13:31.639 where i really liked american pie three the one 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:34.320 where specifically the third one three the wedding 00:13:34.320 --> 00:13:37.379 and the wedding one like american wedding yeah 00:13:38.110 --> 00:13:40.990 Oh, my God. I saw the first one. I think I, like, 00:13:40.990 --> 00:13:43.870 only seen the second one once. And then the third 00:13:43.870 --> 00:13:47.029 one, like, that was a library or blockbuster. 00:13:47.610 --> 00:13:50.549 Gonna rent that movie. Did you ever see, so, 00:13:50.610 --> 00:13:52.789 like, Alison Hannigan apparently recently got 00:13:52.789 --> 00:13:55.649 asked what movie she regrets doing. Oh, really? 00:13:55.750 --> 00:13:59.269 No, I didn't. And she goes, I regret none of 00:13:59.269 --> 00:14:03.370 the movies I'd done. I just regret the line she 00:14:03.370 --> 00:14:07.000 had from American Pie. because now she has kids 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:10.139 people come up to her and were just like oh that 00:14:10.139 --> 00:14:12.279 one time at band camp and she's like don't finish 00:14:12.279 --> 00:14:15.799 the rest of that line these are my kids so i 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:19.480 guess that means because wasn't she a scary movie 00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:23.659 had like date movie wasn't she the main character 00:14:23.659 --> 00:14:28.080 of date movie You got me on that. She is. It's 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.759 very possible. I never saw a date movie. I'd 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:32.919 given up on the scary movies at that one. Yeah, 00:14:33.019 --> 00:14:35.559 I'd given up on the scary movies. Yep, yeah, 00:14:35.659 --> 00:14:37.899 she's the main character. I've only seen that 00:14:37.899 --> 00:14:39.519 one, I think, once or twice. You know, the second 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:42.940 scary movie. Oh, the fat suit. Also, great movie. 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:46.779 Yes. The fat suit. Shallow Howl, a date movie, 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:50.759 or something about that. Instead of putting glasses 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:55.509 on a woman, they decided to go with that. I get 00:14:55.509 --> 00:14:58.289 the outrage with Shallow Hal, but I actually 00:14:58.289 --> 00:15:01.389 really love it because the message is like, don't, 00:15:01.389 --> 00:15:05.929 you know. Yeah, exactly. See the inner beauty, 00:15:06.049 --> 00:15:08.649 that kind of thing. And so I get why they used 00:15:08.649 --> 00:15:11.909 a fat suit. And that, like, at least they found 00:15:11.909 --> 00:15:18.070 a reason to. Is it good? Is it okay? No. it aged 00:15:18.070 --> 00:15:21.590 poorly yes yeah that's exactly it yeah when it 00:15:21.590 --> 00:15:23.830 first came out i was like good yeah okay cool 00:15:23.830 --> 00:15:27.070 i see that i see the merits of this and now yeah 00:15:27.070 --> 00:15:30.570 i'm with you it aged poorly speaking of uh connecting 00:15:30.570 --> 00:15:33.009 this to jack black we're in like the jack blackissance 00:15:33.009 --> 00:15:35.950 we are i love it i mean he never technically 00:15:35.950 --> 00:15:39.809 went away but like no but i'm all for it i he's 00:15:39.809 --> 00:15:42.070 my favorite character by far in the jumanji movies 00:15:42.070 --> 00:15:44.090 that they've made i haven't seen the second one 00:15:44.090 --> 00:15:46.590 but i loved him in the first one So the second 00:15:46.590 --> 00:15:48.809 one giving very little spoilers here, and this 00:15:48.809 --> 00:15:50.710 is like the tiniest, the tiniest of spoilers. 00:15:51.289 --> 00:15:53.730 When the characters go back in the game, they 00:15:53.730 --> 00:15:55.549 don't end up with their same characters that 00:15:55.549 --> 00:15:58.429 they were before. And so Jack Black has to be 00:15:58.429 --> 00:16:01.909 a completely different character. Oh, it's so 00:16:01.909 --> 00:16:03.710 good because there's so many times where it's 00:16:03.710 --> 00:16:08.629 just like, oh, yeah, he's not Bethany. It's very 00:16:08.629 --> 00:16:13.549 good. Nice. To bring back the conversation, and 00:16:13.549 --> 00:16:16.320 I actually can connect. One of the things I'm 00:16:16.320 --> 00:16:18.840 going to talk about to the Broken Lizard group, 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:23.100 to Brian Cox. Brian Cox. There's like some preamble 00:16:23.100 --> 00:16:25.360 to how I landed on the thing I landed. Okay, 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:28.299 I'm ready. Take me down the rabbit hole. So as 00:16:28.299 --> 00:16:31.200 you know, Andre and I watched the original Bourne 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:35.320 trilogy. Yes. For a long period of time. Holy 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:37.940 shit, Jason Bourne. I think we started it a year 00:16:37.940 --> 00:16:40.559 ago or like nine months ago with the first one. 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:44.240 Okay. So we most recently just watched the final 00:16:44.240 --> 00:16:46.820 one, Born Supremacy, right? No. Or is it – no, 00:16:46.899 --> 00:16:49.120 Born Ultimatum. Ultimatum because it goes in 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:51.940 alphabetical order. Identity, supremacy, ultimatum. 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:54.399 That's clever. Ultimatum. Yeah, exactly. And 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:57.259 then legacy is – fuck legacy. That's the one 00:16:57.259 --> 00:17:01.600 with Hawkeye, right? Jeremy Renner. Jeremy Renner. 00:17:01.740 --> 00:17:03.840 Yeah. I was going to say Rob Rainer and I'm like 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:07.039 that's not the right person. Rob Rainer. I know 00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:10.279 how you get there though. It's the R's. It's 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:13.500 the R's. So Brian Cox is actually in The Bourne 00:17:13.500 --> 00:17:15.619 Supremacy as Ward Abbott. I don't remember who 00:17:15.619 --> 00:17:18.700 that is, but he's in the movie. So there's the 00:17:18.700 --> 00:17:20.900 little connective tissue here. So having finished 00:17:20.900 --> 00:17:24.619 the original trilogy, it was kind of like a thriller 00:17:24.619 --> 00:17:29.819 American government hole in my heart. Okay. I 00:17:29.819 --> 00:17:31.799 love how you're getting here. Yeah, well, no, 00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:34.140 I'm making it work. I'm making it work. Roughly 00:17:34.140 --> 00:17:38.519 around this time, Netflix's The Night Agent miniseries 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:42.359 had come out. So, considering 1 plus 1 equals 00:17:42.359 --> 00:17:47.279 2, I decided to give it a go. 1 plus 1 equals 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:50.539 2. Oh, it does equal 2. Okay, sorry, I was carrying 00:17:50.539 --> 00:17:54.579 the 1. It does equal 2. Do you know the series 00:17:54.579 --> 00:17:56.759 that I'm talking about? Yes, I do. Claire has 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:59.079 been watching it. I have not been watching it, 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:02.200 but she turned it on today, and I saw D .B. Woodside, 00:18:02.359 --> 00:18:04.299 and that made me very happy. It made me happy, 00:18:04.380 --> 00:18:08.200 too, because he will always forever be from Buffy. 00:18:08.939 --> 00:18:12.279 That's how I know him. Okay. Oh, my God. I can't 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:15.920 remember his name right now. I have him as I 00:18:15.920 --> 00:18:21.740 remember him more as a Mendel from Lucifer now. 00:18:22.299 --> 00:18:24.819 Ah, the show I should watch, but I have not seen. 00:18:24.920 --> 00:18:26.720 Yes, you should see Lucifer. It was actually 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:29.559 pretty good. I hate how much I loved it. Well, 00:18:29.700 --> 00:18:31.759 besides the last season, I was not how much you 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:34.619 loved it. Yeah, I hate how much I loved it because 00:18:34.619 --> 00:18:37.380 it's not for me. Like, that's that's not a show. 00:18:38.269 --> 00:18:41.289 That you're looking at going, oh, yes, Mike would 00:18:41.289 --> 00:18:45.769 like Lucifer. But I did really enjoy it. Principal 00:18:45.769 --> 00:18:49.450 Robin. Yeah, Robin would. Robin would. That's 00:18:49.450 --> 00:18:52.130 it. There's a great episode with his like his 00:18:52.130 --> 00:18:54.890 mother's backstory that he. Yeah. His character 00:18:54.890 --> 00:18:58.150 is great. So very happy to see him. I forgot 00:18:58.150 --> 00:19:01.289 he was in 24. I never saw 24. I don't know if 00:19:01.289 --> 00:19:04.329 I'm going to. watch it you don't i don't have 00:19:04.329 --> 00:19:06.210 that big of a hole for an american political 00:19:06.210 --> 00:19:10.450 thriller yeah you don't need to go back not like 00:19:10.450 --> 00:19:16.509 the island no um go back so the night agent uh 00:19:16.509 --> 00:19:19.549 this this uh is available right now on netflix 00:19:19.549 --> 00:19:22.329 like i said it is a mini series i believe it's 00:19:22.329 --> 00:19:26.769 adapted from an existing property um okay that 00:19:26.769 --> 00:19:29.839 wouldn't shock me It is based on a novel, so 00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:34.140 an adaptation of a novel. Okay. Yeah. As I was 00:19:34.140 --> 00:19:36.799 saying, it's an American political spy thriller. 00:19:36.940 --> 00:19:39.799 It starts with an FBI agent getting a phone call 00:19:39.799 --> 00:19:42.299 during their shift, and from there, political 00:19:42.299 --> 00:19:48.140 intrigue, espionage, lots of shootouts, sneaking 00:19:48.140 --> 00:19:52.460 around. Nice. A little dash of sex. Yeah. Great. 00:19:53.940 --> 00:19:56.900 I love how that's the reasoning. Like, oh, yeah, 00:19:56.940 --> 00:20:01.059 that's great. no i mean i don't there's not much 00:20:01.059 --> 00:20:02.960 i can talk about it without it starting to snowball 00:20:02.960 --> 00:20:06.019 into spoilers okay but if you're in the market 00:20:06.019 --> 00:20:09.660 for something i love the tagline heroes aren't 00:20:09.660 --> 00:20:13.140 born they answer the call i feel like that tagline 00:20:13.140 --> 00:20:14.720 kind of does it a disservice it makes it more 00:20:14.720 --> 00:20:17.339 cheesy than it sounds it definitely does no and 00:20:17.339 --> 00:20:20.539 i'm not saying it's a good tagline it's not but 00:20:20.539 --> 00:20:23.880 i'll liken it to like a nice summer day paperback 00:20:24.490 --> 00:20:27.289 You want something that's going to engage you, 00:20:27.349 --> 00:20:29.509 but then when you're done, you can walk away 00:20:29.509 --> 00:20:31.690 from it and be like, yeah, that was a fun ride. 00:20:32.289 --> 00:20:34.430 It's not going to linger with you for too long, 00:20:34.430 --> 00:20:37.089 though. I'm sure within about... Actually, this 00:20:37.089 --> 00:20:40.619 thing came out in... when did it premiere it 00:20:40.619 --> 00:20:42.740 premiered in march i feel like i didn't start 00:20:42.740 --> 00:20:45.539 hearing about it until late april early may and 00:20:45.539 --> 00:20:48.500 just as short -lived as the talk discussion was 00:20:48.500 --> 00:20:51.240 and it that was primarily because the diplomat 00:20:51.240 --> 00:20:53.140 also came out on netflix and people were like 00:20:53.140 --> 00:20:55.339 oh this little there's a little spy thriller 00:20:55.339 --> 00:20:58.940 renaissance happening now just as quickly i feel 00:20:58.940 --> 00:21:01.460 like the discourse has moved on plus now we have 00:21:01.460 --> 00:21:04.079 this class of 09 coming out or whatever and that 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:07.099 feels like another one I don't know what that 00:21:07.099 --> 00:21:11.160 is. That's Kate Mara, Brian Tyree Henry. It's 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:14.779 on FX, but they've released like some of it on 00:21:14.779 --> 00:21:20.160 Hulu. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's 00:21:20.160 --> 00:21:21.740 kind of interesting. I don't know. That's that's 00:21:21.740 --> 00:21:23.259 one of the shows that caught my attention where 00:21:23.259 --> 00:21:25.299 I was like, OK, cool. I'll check that one out. 00:21:25.900 --> 00:21:28.019 It's really interesting because Kate Mara is 00:21:28.019 --> 00:21:31.279 like top series cast. She's in all the promotions, 00:21:31.500 --> 00:21:34.180 but she's like number 10 on the list of people. 00:21:35.230 --> 00:21:37.630 Is that a good sign or a bad sign? Well, I'm 00:21:37.630 --> 00:21:42.630 wondering if it's a like, oh, hey, we have Kate 00:21:42.630 --> 00:21:46.990 Mara. Watch this show. And then all of a sudden 00:21:46.990 --> 00:21:48.650 she gets killed off. Yeah, she's not really in 00:21:48.650 --> 00:21:51.009 it. Or something like that. Yeah. And this is 00:21:51.009 --> 00:21:53.549 I know nothing about Class of 09. This is not 00:21:53.549 --> 00:21:55.390 me spoiling it or anything like that. But it's 00:21:55.390 --> 00:21:56.710 just one of those things where it kind of feels 00:21:56.710 --> 00:22:00.980 like Kate Mara's 10? Well, also around. roughly 00:22:00.980 --> 00:22:02.579 around this time period there was the talk of 00:22:02.579 --> 00:22:06.319 the citadel tv series coming out that i don't 00:22:06.319 --> 00:22:07.720 know much about it but i know it was not well 00:22:07.720 --> 00:22:10.119 received yeah it's not it's not well received 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:12.000 at all good thing because apparently it's part 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:16.299 of a bigger bigger thing like a bigger universe 00:22:16.299 --> 00:22:19.440 yeah um the guy who created the night agent this 00:22:19.440 --> 00:22:22.339 seems to be his bread and butter um he was he 00:22:22.339 --> 00:22:24.420 wrote for the shield he created the shield he 00:22:24.420 --> 00:22:28.859 wrote for the unit yeah um Swat. He is currently 00:22:28.859 --> 00:22:30.319 the creator, writer, and executive producer. 00:22:30.539 --> 00:22:32.440 So this dude knows what he's doing when it comes 00:22:32.440 --> 00:22:35.160 to crafting a story like this. Yeah, sorry. I 00:22:35.160 --> 00:22:39.039 just typed in The Citadel. The second review, 00:22:39.380 --> 00:22:41.839 three stars. The script was probably written 00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:47.519 by ChatGPT. Ouch. There are some good names attached 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:50.640 to The Citadel, too. Richard Madden, and then 00:22:50.640 --> 00:22:55.319 we've got Priyanka Chopra Jonas. And who's the 00:22:55.319 --> 00:22:58.150 main guy? Oh, Stanley Tucci. Yeah, Stanley Tucci. 00:22:58.150 --> 00:23:01.990 I love Stanley Tucci. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. 00:23:02.049 --> 00:23:04.130 That's funny. That's the Night Agent. And I'm 00:23:04.130 --> 00:23:05.589 sure people probably would have talked about 00:23:05.589 --> 00:23:08.529 it a little bit longer if a little prequel series 00:23:08.529 --> 00:23:12.430 to a Netflix juggernaut hadn't come out. And 00:23:12.430 --> 00:23:15.190 you're thinking I'm talking about Indian matchmaking. 00:23:15.349 --> 00:23:20.400 You would be correct. But actually. There is 00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:23.119 the Jewish matchmaking. I thought about watching 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:25.460 that actually just to have something for the 00:23:25.460 --> 00:23:29.740 show. I thought about watching it. I, I have 00:23:29.740 --> 00:23:32.519 not engaged. I'm morbidly curious, but I feel 00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:35.000 like I need to make it a drinking game. Oh yes, 00:23:35.059 --> 00:23:37.299 definitely. And please invite me to watch that 00:23:37.299 --> 00:23:40.079 drinking game. I feel like through like through 00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:44.859 the, my, the gaps of my fingers. but uh yeah 00:23:44.859 --> 00:23:47.500 no in my i i can't think of a clever off the 00:23:47.500 --> 00:23:49.619 top of my head connective tissue of how to jump 00:23:49.619 --> 00:23:51.200 from the night agent to queen charlotte other 00:23:51.200 --> 00:23:54.220 than hey it's netflix it's netflix but i've also 00:23:54.220 --> 00:23:56.700 watched that i think i watched that over the 00:23:56.700 --> 00:24:00.160 course of roughly 48 48 hours like two days they 00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.079 release everything okay that's the nice thing 00:24:03.079 --> 00:24:06.299 about netflix unlike our watch of ted lasso like 00:24:06.299 --> 00:24:08.819 i'm enjoying the week to week but there is something 00:24:08.819 --> 00:24:12.069 very refreshing about just we have said that 00:24:12.069 --> 00:24:14.190 we are going to watch season three of ted lasso 00:24:14.190 --> 00:24:15.950 when it's all out i think they have one more 00:24:15.950 --> 00:24:17.650 week or something like that or two more weeks 00:24:17.650 --> 00:24:19.970 two more weeks yeah okay the third to last episode 00:24:19.970 --> 00:24:22.289 so we're literally yeah we're going to watch 00:24:22.289 --> 00:24:26.390 it all like one day binge it thank you so the 00:24:26.390 --> 00:24:28.549 episodes are much longer this this season they're 00:24:28.549 --> 00:24:30.470 about an hour each yeah that's what i've heard 00:24:30.470 --> 00:24:32.529 okay all right you have to let me know what you 00:24:32.529 --> 00:24:36.490 think seeing it all in one go yeah um but yeah 00:24:36.490 --> 00:24:40.970 queen charlotte queen charlotte dory um this 00:24:40.970 --> 00:24:43.890 is really pinkies up have you seen any of the 00:24:43.890 --> 00:24:50.650 bridgerton no hi no no nothing it's not you don't 00:24:50.650 --> 00:24:54.950 want a period set romance bodice ripper you literally 00:24:54.950 --> 00:24:58.730 said period and i was like i'm done i'm off uh 00:24:58.730 --> 00:25:01.589 i'm not usually the period type i'm not usually 00:25:01.589 --> 00:25:06.369 the uh drama type i like I'm talking about a 00:25:06.369 --> 00:25:09.670 broken lizard movie on this podcast today. It's 00:25:09.670 --> 00:25:12.990 not for me. So a slow boil romance over like 00:25:12.990 --> 00:25:15.190 eight episodes of Will They Won't They would 00:25:15.190 --> 00:25:18.390 not be titillating to you. No, no, it would not. 00:25:18.789 --> 00:25:21.750 Regé -Jean Page is all the titillation I need. 00:25:23.190 --> 00:25:26.170 He's not in this. He is not in this. And probably 00:25:26.170 --> 00:25:28.349 will never be in any Bridgerton thing again. 00:25:28.549 --> 00:25:31.049 He's done. He's living his best white life off 00:25:31.049 --> 00:25:34.920 as a paladin in the D &D universe. No, Queen, 00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:37.500 it was really good. I don't want to beat around 00:25:37.500 --> 00:25:39.019 the bush. The Queen Charlotte of Bridgerton story 00:25:39.019 --> 00:25:42.940 was one of the few prequel things where... Are 00:25:42.940 --> 00:25:45.200 you okay? Did you just get beard in the eye? 00:25:46.700 --> 00:25:49.140 I did. I was trying to get the pop. It's right 00:25:49.140 --> 00:25:53.079 by my eye. I take that as a sign. I don't think 00:25:53.079 --> 00:25:55.619 that beer wants to be drunk. This beer was fine. 00:25:56.259 --> 00:26:01.420 It's very foamy. God, ow. I can't believe that 00:26:01.420 --> 00:26:04.920 just happened. That was Bridgerton karma. Ah, 00:26:04.920 --> 00:26:07.059 yes, that is Bridgerton Carmen. That's me calling 00:26:07.059 --> 00:26:10.720 out any period piece now. The women will rise. 00:26:12.119 --> 00:26:15.220 So what was I saying before you got beard? This 00:26:15.220 --> 00:26:19.849 is the one of, you know how some TV series. They'll 00:26:19.849 --> 00:26:22.150 make prequels and it's just because they want 00:26:22.150 --> 00:26:23.910 to keep the cash coming in on the franchise. 00:26:24.890 --> 00:26:30.109 I'm sure if Westworld had done better, we would 00:26:30.109 --> 00:26:32.289 have gotten a Westworld prequel series. Well, 00:26:32.309 --> 00:26:34.230 we got the Lord of the Rings prequel series and 00:26:34.230 --> 00:26:37.269 it's apparently not very good. I disagree. I 00:26:37.269 --> 00:26:40.509 liked it. Did you like it? Okay. Yeah. Unfortunately, 00:26:40.750 --> 00:26:44.430 I mean, fortunately, unfortunately, writers deserve 00:26:44.430 --> 00:26:47.539 fair compensation. yes the writing has been i 00:26:47.539 --> 00:26:50.220 believe halted yeah um no i agree completely 00:26:50.220 --> 00:26:54.640 yeah this is a good point to share like a wga 00:26:54.640 --> 00:26:58.140 strike we're behind you i don't know what it 00:26:58.140 --> 00:27:00.640 matters that our little podcast is behind you 00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:04.000 but we just want you to know that we stand with 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:06.740 you and did you see the picture there's a picture 00:27:06.740 --> 00:27:09.119 that i think is right up your alley that you'd 00:27:09.119 --> 00:27:12.500 like oh i have not seen it mandy patinkin's on 00:27:12.500 --> 00:27:17.250 the line He has a sign that says, my name is 00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:20.789 Mandy Patinkin. You underpaid my writers. Prepare 00:27:20.789 --> 00:27:24.210 to pay. Love that. Love that, man. What a treasure. 00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:27.230 But also there's a picture of Lin -Manuel Miranda 00:27:27.230 --> 00:27:30.990 bringing him and his friends donuts on the line. 00:27:31.009 --> 00:27:33.089 Oh, I did hear about that. Oh, it's so good. 00:27:33.410 --> 00:27:36.789 I love it. I love it. So we stand behind you, 00:27:36.809 --> 00:27:41.519 WGA. We do. Yeah. Sorry. Okay. Sorry about that. 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:45.200 No. Queen Charlotte. This is one of the rare 00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:48.180 – getting to the point. This is a really good 00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:51.500 prequel series. And if anything, I kind of wish 00:27:51.500 --> 00:27:54.380 they hadn't tried so hard to give a subtle B 00:27:54.380 --> 00:27:57.180 plot to kind of weave through the A story that 00:27:57.180 --> 00:27:59.579 connects it back to the present day. I don't 00:27:59.579 --> 00:28:01.019 necessarily know if it's going to lead into season 00:28:01.019 --> 00:28:04.960 three of Bridgerton, but they gave a little fan 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:07.440 service to those. who are interested in the Bridgerton 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:09.799 plot lines without really trying to split the 00:28:09.799 --> 00:28:13.589 narrative. Yeah. It was really fantastic. It 00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:15.630 served up everything you want from a Bridgerton 00:28:15.630 --> 00:28:18.210 style story. You really go to like the characters, 00:28:18.289 --> 00:28:20.750 the sexual tension and the romantic tension for 00:28:20.750 --> 00:28:22.630 that matter. And young King George looks like 00:28:22.630 --> 00:28:25.109 our old landlord. So your old landlord, not mine. 00:28:25.150 --> 00:28:29.730 I know my old landlord. Sorry. Yeah. Greg, if 00:28:29.730 --> 00:28:31.849 you listen to this, you look like young King 00:28:31.849 --> 00:28:34.910 George. So compliment. Yeah. Oh no, it definitely 00:28:34.910 --> 00:28:41.420 is. Use that. No, it's really good. It's well 00:28:41.420 --> 00:28:44.119 acted. I would say it's well written. If you're 00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:47.319 a fan of the contemporary music being translated 00:28:47.319 --> 00:28:51.640 into Regency era composition, it's great for 00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:55.740 that too. Nice. Yeah. It's impressive when you 00:28:55.740 --> 00:28:58.799 watch something like this and you realize it's 00:28:58.799 --> 00:29:01.680 far more than just I'm here for the sex. Yeah, 00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:04.299 right. Which I would imagine that's why people 00:29:04.299 --> 00:29:06.460 were attracted to Fifty Shades of Grey. You're 00:29:06.460 --> 00:29:09.769 here for that. You are. This is not Fifty Shades 00:29:09.769 --> 00:29:13.430 of Grey. This is far better in all elements, 00:29:13.509 --> 00:29:16.289 including the sex. This is better written, better 00:29:16.289 --> 00:29:23.309 sex, yeah. Yeah, no, it continues to be a nice 00:29:23.309 --> 00:29:28.109 breath of fresh air that is romantic escapism. 00:29:28.609 --> 00:29:31.869 Romantic escapism, okay. Yeah, that's what I 00:29:31.869 --> 00:29:34.930 would call it. If you didn't like Bridgerton, 00:29:35.069 --> 00:29:37.390 I don't think you're going to like this. So take 00:29:37.390 --> 00:29:39.869 that if you will. But if you're open to a new 00:29:39.869 --> 00:29:41.789 experience, you don't really need to know anything 00:29:41.789 --> 00:29:44.069 about Bridgerton to enjoy Queen Charlotte. So 00:29:44.069 --> 00:29:48.849 this is something that sounds interesting. Also, 00:29:48.930 --> 00:29:53.730 the most badass opening, it starts, not really 00:29:53.730 --> 00:29:57.009 a spoiler, but Julie Andrews is the narrator 00:29:57.009 --> 00:30:02.380 for Lady Whistledown. this secretive person we 00:30:02.380 --> 00:30:05.680 don't really know the paper um so she starts 00:30:05.680 --> 00:30:08.380 with a brief uh voiceover that basically says 00:30:08.380 --> 00:30:10.460 that what you're about to see is fiction based 00:30:10.460 --> 00:30:15.099 on fact is like fiction based on things they 00:30:15.099 --> 00:30:17.640 don't necessarily say fact they very clever with 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:21.400 trying to pick a side on that just enjoy this 00:30:21.400 --> 00:30:24.880 is basically this is stupid but here it is enjoy 00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:28.099 we're about to take you away on a like a romantic 00:30:28.099 --> 00:30:32.019 escapism as you said before Yeah, romantic escapism 00:30:32.019 --> 00:30:34.559 awaits. Get on board or get off. Yeah, right. 00:30:35.240 --> 00:30:39.099 I love that. I'm all for that, yeah. They knew 00:30:39.099 --> 00:30:40.839 people were going to come for it. That's Julie 00:30:40.839 --> 00:30:44.099 Andrews, too. The narrators in our things are 00:30:44.099 --> 00:30:47.039 pretty good. Julie Andrews, Brian Cox. We're 00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:50.079 getting some good narrators lately. Does Brian 00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:53.140 Cox narrate Quasi? He does, yes. Yeah, he is 00:30:53.140 --> 00:30:57.670 a narrator for the beginning and end. this is 00:30:57.670 --> 00:31:00.549 literally like a 10 minute job for him he had 00:31:00.549 --> 00:31:04.230 to go to a voice booth and go i'm brian cox like 00:31:04.230 --> 00:31:09.130 this is quasi okay 1600s quasimodo blah blah 00:31:09.130 --> 00:31:13.769 sophie sophie cat made an appearance just over 00:31:13.769 --> 00:31:16.349 there okay i want to like mess around with the 00:31:16.349 --> 00:31:19.089 camera too much but uh she's just off camera 00:31:19.089 --> 00:31:23.650 nice i love it yeah surprisingly no animals have 00:31:23.650 --> 00:31:27.190 broken in on me today So it helps that. Oh, cause 00:31:27.190 --> 00:31:30.589 I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. I've been 00:31:30.589 --> 00:31:32.789 playing a video game that Andre has been trying 00:31:32.789 --> 00:31:36.650 to get me to play. Video game. Yeah. Video game 00:31:36.650 --> 00:31:39.630 podcast. Now we are game for a movie. We can 00:31:39.630 --> 00:31:43.670 talk games. Love it. Andre has been trying to 00:31:43.670 --> 00:31:45.329 get me for a long time to play guardians of the 00:31:45.329 --> 00:31:48.579 galaxy. And it's not that I haven't. had any 00:31:48.579 --> 00:31:51.059 interest it's not that i was just like ah no 00:31:51.059 --> 00:31:54.279 i'm fine it is on playstation plus so i finally 00:31:54.279 --> 00:31:57.500 got it downloaded and i've played it uh probably 00:31:57.500 --> 00:32:00.140 four levels of it this far which is about two 00:32:00.140 --> 00:32:03.539 three hours or so yeah claire is now playing 00:32:03.539 --> 00:32:07.859 it too oh that's fun yeah so i'm guessing it's 00:32:07.859 --> 00:32:14.680 a hit it is a hit so she plays uh she um This 00:32:14.680 --> 00:32:17.200 is not about thoughts about the writer or anything 00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:20.039 like that. Death to the author. But we have both 00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:24.180 played Hogwarts Legacy. I have beaten the first 00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:29.559 go around. She has played Hogwarts Legacy. She 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.440 has started at least four times. Oh, my God. 00:32:32.660 --> 00:32:34.660 I think you mentioned this before that she was 00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:37.220 really into it. Yeah. So she completed the game 00:32:37.220 --> 00:32:39.839 first as a Hufflepuff. She completed the game 00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:44.819 as a Ravenclaw. Yes. No. Gryffindor. She completed 00:32:44.819 --> 00:32:47.019 the game as Gryffindor. And then she wanted to 00:32:47.019 --> 00:32:49.700 see the common rooms of Ravenclaw and Slytherin. 00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:53.799 So she started the game two more times. Ravenclaw, 00:32:53.819 --> 00:32:55.819 she's a little more ahead. But she was like, 00:32:55.859 --> 00:32:57.480 I need a break. I need to do something different. 00:32:57.660 --> 00:33:00.539 So she started playing Guardians. And she basically 00:33:00.539 --> 00:33:05.619 has already caught up to me. Wow. Yeah. That's 00:33:05.619 --> 00:33:09.539 exciting. It's always fun when two people in 00:33:09.539 --> 00:33:12.799 a couple get into a game together. Like, I am 00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:14.359 absolutely loving this. We're playing at different 00:33:14.359 --> 00:33:16.500 times, but it's kind of fun to, like, talk about 00:33:16.500 --> 00:33:20.359 with each other, too. So she's a little behind 00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:23.640 me, but not quite so far behind. Right now, while 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.640 we're recording, she's playing in the other room. 00:33:26.359 --> 00:33:28.500 Very nice. But it's just one of those things 00:33:28.500 --> 00:33:31.119 where it's like, okay, cool. Like, this is kind 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:33.559 of fun to see that you're interested in playing 00:33:33.559 --> 00:33:35.259 that kind of stuff. And, like, it's characters 00:33:35.259 --> 00:33:39.720 we know and love. I'm a little upset about Star 00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:42.630 -Lord's voice. Oh, you don't like it? I don't 00:33:42.630 --> 00:33:46.089 like it. But the rest of the game has been a 00:33:46.089 --> 00:33:48.009 lot of fun. I like the gameplay. I like that 00:33:48.009 --> 00:33:53.289 it's challenging. Sophie Cat! Hi, Sophie. She's 00:33:53.289 --> 00:33:55.809 not a lab cat. Not a lab cat. Don't want, don't 00:33:55.809 --> 00:33:59.049 want, don't want. I've actually started, well, 00:33:59.150 --> 00:34:01.049 more than started now, I've been playing Hogwarts 00:34:01.049 --> 00:34:07.569 Legacy. Yeah. I'm enjoying it, but I've pierced 00:34:07.569 --> 00:34:12.050 through the veil of the game. And I see the matrix. 00:34:12.309 --> 00:34:13.989 I see what it wants me to do. I see the game 00:34:13.989 --> 00:34:17.010 loop. And I'm enjoying it. I don't know if I'm 00:34:17.010 --> 00:34:21.849 going to finish it. But I think it's very clever 00:34:21.849 --> 00:34:24.789 with how the magic system works in the game. 00:34:25.010 --> 00:34:28.210 Yeah, I'm with you on that. I think the characters 00:34:28.210 --> 00:34:31.550 are really all pretty well written. Yeah, for 00:34:31.550 --> 00:34:34.110 the most part. I'm with you on that. I have some 00:34:34.110 --> 00:34:37.449 characters. Yeah, I have some characters where 00:34:37.449 --> 00:34:40.989 I'm just like, yeah, fuck you. Whenever I find, 00:34:41.030 --> 00:34:43.610 like, a notebook, I don't even read it. No. Now 00:34:43.610 --> 00:34:46.210 that I know how to skip dialogue faster, I just 00:34:46.210 --> 00:34:50.409 read it in the move. Yeah, exactly. I love it. 00:34:51.289 --> 00:34:53.909 Yeah, I finished the main story as a Hufflepuff. 00:34:54.150 --> 00:34:56.090 And, like, now I'm just kind of like, all right, 00:34:56.110 --> 00:34:57.869 I'm going to 100 % this game because it feels 00:34:57.869 --> 00:35:01.050 like a game I can 100%. You know, like, I don't 00:35:01.050 --> 00:35:03.070 feel like it's too difficult that I'm sitting 00:35:03.070 --> 00:35:06.219 here going. well i don't know if i can 100 this 00:35:06.219 --> 00:35:08.400 game and i obviously i'm not gonna play it more 00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:10.179 than once on different difficulties but it's 00:35:10.179 --> 00:35:12.579 one of those games where i feel like okay normal 00:35:12.579 --> 00:35:16.119 playthrough i can get 100 of the stuff done that 00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:19.599 kind of thing um i switched to guardians and 00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:21.900 then i'm also playing again fractured but whole 00:35:21.900 --> 00:35:25.869 that's a fun one Oh my god, I love South Park 00:35:25.869 --> 00:35:27.670 games too much. I already played Stick of Truth. 00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:31.530 It was quick and easy and outdone. I should replay 00:35:31.530 --> 00:35:33.289 Stick of Truth. I think I like that one more 00:35:33.289 --> 00:35:35.429 than Fractured But Whole. I agree completely. 00:35:35.949 --> 00:35:38.070 Stick of Truth was definitely the better of those 00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.050 two. Fractured But Whole is fun because it's 00:35:40.050 --> 00:35:42.670 superheroes and stuff, but it's a lot more of 00:35:42.670 --> 00:35:46.769 like... okay go do this mission go do that mission 00:35:46.769 --> 00:35:48.530 go do this mission you know like you have to 00:35:48.530 --> 00:35:51.610 go to this to do that to do this to that and 00:35:51.610 --> 00:35:53.449 stick of truth was just kind of like a little 00:35:53.449 --> 00:35:56.849 more not exploratory but like it's a little more 00:35:56.849 --> 00:36:00.570 you get to discover on your own a little bit 00:36:00.570 --> 00:36:04.369 yeah there was less on rails guiding yeah exactly 00:36:04.369 --> 00:36:07.269 going back to hogwarts legacy i feel like i'm 00:36:07.269 --> 00:36:12.059 overpowered like i'm in level 20 High 20s. Yeah. 00:36:12.099 --> 00:36:13.639 And I'm getting quests where it's, like, recommended 00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:17.119 level, you know, level 11. Yeah. They scale, 00:36:17.500 --> 00:36:20.340 but I think they scale. Well, that's the funny 00:36:20.340 --> 00:36:22.219 thing about, like, Claire playing through this 00:36:22.219 --> 00:36:24.659 again. When she was Gryffindor for the second 00:36:24.659 --> 00:36:28.400 time, she got to level, like, 35 before she completed, 00:36:28.460 --> 00:36:30.699 like, the second story mission. You know, and 00:36:30.699 --> 00:36:33.780 it was just like, oh, cool. You're just going 00:36:33.780 --> 00:36:36.699 to destroy everybody. Good luck. I mean, it feels 00:36:36.699 --> 00:36:41.690 nice. Yeah. I'm in the second semester, I think. 00:36:41.710 --> 00:36:45.510 There was a seasonal change. And now I'm filling 00:36:45.510 --> 00:36:50.909 out the map room, if you will. I'm enjoying it. 00:36:51.289 --> 00:36:54.909 It's being games that me and Andre are playing 00:36:54.909 --> 00:36:57.949 the same game as your loved one. Andre and I 00:36:57.949 --> 00:37:00.070 are doing that with Tears of the Kingdom, the 00:37:00.070 --> 00:37:08.079 new Legend of Zelda game. Are you obsessed? Yes, 00:37:08.079 --> 00:37:10.699 in the way that I'm obsessed. I dream about it. 00:37:12.440 --> 00:37:16.320 Is that obsessed? Yeah, that's pretty obsessed. 00:37:16.420 --> 00:37:21.739 I was exploring through Hyrule. That's pretty 00:37:21.739 --> 00:37:26.079 obsessed, yes. Just a tad. Yeah, I didn't take 00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:29.239 a day off of work to play it, though. That to 00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:32.280 me is obsession. But I mean, like, all right. 00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:36.719 andre's really enjoying it yeah enjoying is underselling 00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:40.800 it he loves it yeah well that's yeah um there's 00:37:40.800 --> 00:37:43.519 so many link fanboys that are calling it like 00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:46.420 one of their best games of all time already it 00:37:46.420 --> 00:37:49.860 just came out yeah right well that's what i wanted 00:37:49.860 --> 00:37:53.280 to know where does andre on the link fanboy he's 00:37:53.280 --> 00:37:56.099 pretty high um i don't know if he's played every 00:37:56.099 --> 00:37:59.480 single zelda game that's ever zelded but he certainly 00:37:59.480 --> 00:38:01.860 has his favorites a couple uh one or two are 00:38:02.269 --> 00:38:06.650 I would say, or Deep Cut. One or two. They're 00:38:06.650 --> 00:38:10.630 known. Does he like Wind Waker? That's the important 00:38:10.630 --> 00:38:12.969 thing. I think he likes it. I love Wind Waker. 00:38:13.409 --> 00:38:19.050 I think Wind Waker is the good... If you know 00:38:19.050 --> 00:38:23.130 you're a true fan or just a casual fan, is if 00:38:23.130 --> 00:38:25.559 you like Wind Waker. I was actually saying, I 00:38:25.559 --> 00:38:26.980 don't know if you've followed any of the news, 00:38:27.059 --> 00:38:29.079 there was a discussion that the creators had 00:38:29.079 --> 00:38:30.599 that they already are thinking about the third 00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:33.900 one, or the next Zelda game. I won't call it 00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:37.599 the third. Yeah, this is going to sell out. This 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:39.599 is going to do well. Which is good. I'd rather 00:38:39.599 --> 00:38:42.380 hear that they are thinking about it than, eh, 00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.679 we don't know. We'll see what this does. I would 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:47.699 love if they took another stab kind of at the 00:38:47.699 --> 00:38:50.300 Great Sea, but it wouldn't obviously be the Great 00:38:50.300 --> 00:38:55.309 Sea again. play with that sailing mechanic once 00:38:55.309 --> 00:38:58.269 again with that exploration yeah i have to figure 00:38:58.269 --> 00:39:00.369 out some creative story for it but i think it's 00:39:00.369 --> 00:39:02.929 time i think it's time to and then i'm with you 00:39:02.929 --> 00:39:04.670 there's so much they could do with like underwater 00:39:04.670 --> 00:39:08.389 maybe yeah okay yep no i'm with you because well 00:39:08.389 --> 00:39:10.710 especially because the water temples as much 00:39:10.710 --> 00:39:13.110 as they're a pain in the ass they are usually 00:39:13.110 --> 00:39:17.690 the most talked about it's just what it is yeah 00:39:17.690 --> 00:39:22.489 i mean uh what was that that was ocarina You 00:39:22.489 --> 00:39:26.170 mean the one with Jabu Jabu? Maybe. I'm talking 00:39:26.170 --> 00:39:30.949 about the Water Temple. Like the most well -known. 00:39:31.070 --> 00:39:34.750 That one's Ocarina. I didn't know if it was Majora's 00:39:34.750 --> 00:39:38.489 or Ocarina. I knew it was the 64 one. I believe 00:39:38.489 --> 00:39:44.340 it's Ocarina. I've played parts of Ocarina. I 00:39:44.340 --> 00:39:46.820 haven't played it in full. The only two I've 00:39:46.820 --> 00:39:48.400 ever played in full, although I've watched Let's 00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:50.400 Plays of all of them, or at least all of the 00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:54.960 3D Zelda's, Wind Waker and Link's Awakening. 00:39:55.260 --> 00:39:57.219 Link's Awakening. And Breath of the Wild. I actually 00:39:57.219 --> 00:39:59.900 beat Breath of the Wild on Thursday. Oh my god. 00:40:00.019 --> 00:40:01.820 I could have beaten it two years ago, and I just 00:40:01.820 --> 00:40:04.219 never did. The funny thing is, I think the only 00:40:04.219 --> 00:40:07.000 one I've actually stuck through and beaten was 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:10.309 Twilight Princess. I like Twilight Princess. 00:40:10.449 --> 00:40:12.610 I played a good chunk of that. Yeah, it was just 00:40:12.610 --> 00:40:14.389 more so that was the first one that I was fully 00:40:14.389 --> 00:40:19.929 invested in. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We didn't 00:40:19.929 --> 00:40:22.610 give ratings to everything, by the way. No. We 00:40:22.610 --> 00:40:25.110 need to give ratings. We did not. We'll backtrack. 00:40:25.309 --> 00:40:26.730 We'll backtrack. Do you want to go first or should 00:40:26.730 --> 00:40:31.070 I? Go ahead. At least one of them. Oh, I can 00:40:31.070 --> 00:40:34.050 do both. So for Queen Charlotte of Bridgerton's 00:40:34.050 --> 00:40:41.929 story, I give it... 3 .8 out of 5 oranges. Or 00:40:41.929 --> 00:40:48.030 mutated rabbits. That'll mean something if you've 00:40:48.030 --> 00:40:53.150 seen it. There's mutated rabbits? Now maybe the 00:40:53.150 --> 00:40:56.369 period drama might be in Mike's future. No, it's 00:40:56.369 --> 00:41:01.969 deformed rabbits. She gets a Pomeranian. the 00:41:01.969 --> 00:41:04.590 iconic royal dog yeah and she doesn't know what 00:41:04.590 --> 00:41:06.269 it is so she calls it like a deformed rabbit 00:41:06.269 --> 00:41:10.210 oh for a long time i've called it a mutated rabbit 00:41:10.210 --> 00:41:14.610 same idea lame all right fine i'm still out and 00:41:14.610 --> 00:41:18.429 then for night agent i would give that a solid 00:41:18.429 --> 00:41:22.650 3 .5 out of 5 phones okay phones are ringing 00:41:22.650 --> 00:41:26.570 phones are ringing phones are ringing yeah quasi 00:41:26.570 --> 00:41:31.900 is uh 2 .5 out of 5 oysters 2 .5 is low, man. 00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:35.019 Well, it's not, though. It's half. Out of five, 00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:38.420 true. Yeah, that's the thing. I feel bad because 00:41:38.420 --> 00:41:40.800 I say two, and I'm like, oh, wow, I'm really 00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:43.960 giving this a two. But 2 .5 out of five is really 00:41:43.960 --> 00:41:46.780 half of the scale. So if you double it, five 00:41:46.780 --> 00:41:50.420 out of ten. And so I'm giving it oysters because 00:41:50.420 --> 00:41:53.019 that's a big point of contention is oysters. 00:41:53.699 --> 00:41:56.219 Oysters, oysters. And there's a chant. Yeah, 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.989 exactly. It's the stuff of kings. So, yeah, he 00:41:59.989 --> 00:42:01.929 has, like, an orgasmic experience when he has 00:42:01.929 --> 00:42:07.309 his first oyster. Yeah. Yeah. It's oysters. They're 00:42:07.309 --> 00:42:09.210 an aphrodisiac, don't you know? They've got the 00:42:09.210 --> 00:42:12.730 juice. They are an aphrodisiac. I also needed 00:42:12.730 --> 00:42:15.309 to point this out, so I know I'm going back on 00:42:15.309 --> 00:42:20.789 this. The queen of the kingdom is played by... 00:42:20.789 --> 00:42:24.130 In Quasi. In Quasi, is played by Adrienne Palicki. 00:42:24.230 --> 00:42:27.510 Padalecki. Padalecki, yep. I saw it on IMDb. 00:42:28.119 --> 00:42:30.760 And, you know, they kind of tease the will they, 00:42:30.820 --> 00:42:33.820 won't they? What do you think gets them over 00:42:33.820 --> 00:42:37.860 the hump, as they say, for why? Yeah, you're 00:42:37.860 --> 00:42:41.320 welcome. That was accidental. What do you think 00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:43.960 puts them over the hump for them actually doing 00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:48.480 the hump? Oysters. Nope. Not oysters. They find 00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:54.480 out they're cousins. Ugh. Yep. 1600s. That's 00:42:54.480 --> 00:42:58.760 what they did. incest what a time what a time 00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:04.019 it drew me insane when she goes wait what oh 00:43:04.019 --> 00:43:08.260 my god we're cousins oh come here like it's like 00:43:08.260 --> 00:43:12.639 over the top like oh yeah yep there you go you're 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:15.599 welcome And on that note, I think we should close 00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:18.199 this episode. I think we should as well. This 00:43:18.199 --> 00:43:20.519 has gone off the rails. The minute incest is 00:43:20.519 --> 00:43:23.800 brought up, I'm out. Oh yeah, as soon as incest 00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.019 happens, we need to close the show. So that was 00:43:27.019 --> 00:43:30.820 us for a movie podcast. Hey, follow us on everything. 00:43:31.500 --> 00:43:34.079 Yeah, right. Follow us on everything. We talk 00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:40.539 about incest sometimes. No. No, no. I'm your 00:43:40.539 --> 00:43:44.179 host, Mike. I've been joined by... A reluctant 00:43:44.179 --> 00:43:48.320 Jill. We'll see you next time I came for a movie. 00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:53.860 Oh my God.