WEBVTT 00:00:02.560 --> 00:00:04.259 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:04.259 --> 00:00:06.919 episode of Game For A Movie where we ask, are 00:00:06.919 --> 00:00:09.720 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:12.119 your host this evening. I am joined by nobody. 00:00:12.259 --> 00:00:13.880 Unfortunately, we couldn't get the crew back 00:00:13.880 --> 00:00:16.420 together. So I'm just recording this by myself. 00:00:17.120 --> 00:00:19.620 It is national championship night for the men's 00:00:19.620 --> 00:00:21.800 tournament. And because of March Madness and 00:00:21.800 --> 00:00:23.940 the tournament, I've actually had an idea that 00:00:23.940 --> 00:00:26.539 I have not jumped at yet. So today seems like 00:00:26.539 --> 00:00:28.839 the perfect time since it is national championship 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:33.280 day. I'm going to do a retrospective of all of 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:35.719 the bad movies I have watched for the podcast 00:00:35.719 --> 00:00:39.060 I'm also going to rate them Being the best bad 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:42.020 movie and of course ending with the worst bad 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:44.340 movie that I've seen for the podcast I'll give 00:00:44.340 --> 00:00:47.000 you a synopsis of each movie with just a tiny 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:49.740 synopsis because you can listen to our episodes 00:00:49.740 --> 00:00:52.679 They are all there for you subscribe to the podcast 00:00:52.679 --> 00:00:55.100 of course give us five -star review this gets 00:00:55.100 --> 00:00:57.960 us seen by people Highly recommend listening 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:00.740 to the show because you know, we talk bad movies 00:01:00.740 --> 00:01:03.060 and stuff and you know You want to love us? But 00:01:03.060 --> 00:01:06.680 of course first we jump into what are you drinking? 00:01:06.980 --> 00:01:10.219 Normally at this time I have a beer but for once 00:01:10.219 --> 00:01:13.180 I actually have a cocktail This is a pre -made 00:01:13.180 --> 00:01:16.340 cocktail from Continuum Distilling which is in 00:01:16.340 --> 00:01:18.879 Waterbury, Connecticut I had a little bit left 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:23.069 over from after we moved to North Carolina If 00:01:23.069 --> 00:01:25.150 you haven't caught that yet, Claire and I have 00:01:25.150 --> 00:01:28.269 moved to Charlotte, so we have all of our hosts 00:01:28.269 --> 00:01:30.329 in different locations across the world. We don't 00:01:30.329 --> 00:01:33.329 know where T -Dog is. Mitchell lives in LA now 00:01:33.329 --> 00:01:35.930 with Kelly, and then Andre and Jill are still 00:01:35.930 --> 00:01:38.189 holding down the fort in Connecticut, and Claire 00:01:38.189 --> 00:01:42.310 and I are down in Charlotte. Continuum Distilling, 00:01:42.849 --> 00:01:44.769 great distillery in Connecticut. If you are in 00:01:44.769 --> 00:01:47.049 that area, please go check it out. This is their 00:01:47.049 --> 00:01:49.780 Winter Old Fashioned. I didn't realize I had 00:01:49.780 --> 00:01:52.400 a little more left of this so I am finishing 00:01:52.400 --> 00:01:55.400 it up tonight while I'm talking bad movies with 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:59.000 you of course and then watching the basketball 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:02.700 game. So enough about what I'm drinking. I'm 00:02:02.700 --> 00:02:07.359 going to lay out these 24, yes I said it, 24 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:10.319 bad movies I've watched for the podcast. Some 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:12.599 are movies that I watched solo and told everybody 00:02:12.599 --> 00:02:15.419 about and some we watched together and I have 00:02:15.419 --> 00:02:17.909 them in my ranking as well. I'm gonna go the 00:02:17.909 --> 00:02:22.009 best bad movies to the worst bad movies. The 00:02:22.009 --> 00:02:26.229 best bad movies, I might suggest, you never know. 00:02:26.949 --> 00:02:30.229 The worst bad movies, stay away as far as you 00:02:30.229 --> 00:02:35.990 can. So, without further ado, let's jump into 00:02:35.990 --> 00:02:40.030 this retrospective. Number one, our best bad 00:02:40.030 --> 00:02:42.650 movie that I've watched. It is Fantasy Island. 00:02:42.870 --> 00:02:45.370 I've made no qualms about this, no bones about 00:02:45.370 --> 00:02:49.469 it. Fantasy Island, not a great movie. It definitely 00:02:49.469 --> 00:02:51.949 loses a lot, especially after you watch it the 00:02:51.949 --> 00:02:53.689 first time. You don't need to watch it again. 00:02:54.509 --> 00:02:56.550 There was some obvious things, but basically 00:02:56.550 --> 00:03:00.289 this is a retread of a TV show that existed in 00:03:00.289 --> 00:03:03.469 the 70s, I'd like to say, where these people 00:03:03.469 --> 00:03:06.210 go to the island and their biggest wildest dreams 00:03:06.210 --> 00:03:09.389 come true. In this movie, all these people that 00:03:09.389 --> 00:03:12.490 come to Fantasy Island, their dream comes true, 00:03:12.530 --> 00:03:15.370 and then all of a sudden takes a horrible turn. 00:03:16.449 --> 00:03:19.430 Everybody has their own fantasy, and they come 00:03:19.430 --> 00:03:22.509 together to solve the big mystery of the island, 00:03:22.830 --> 00:03:25.330 and they also find out that they're all related 00:03:25.330 --> 00:03:28.949 somehow. I gave this one, I think, a 3 out of 00:03:28.949 --> 00:03:31.900 5, if I remember correctly. So Fantasy Island 00:03:31.900 --> 00:03:35.319 actually isn't that bad a movie. It has an amazing 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:38.319 cast list too I will say. It stars Michael Pena 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:42.080 as the owner of the island, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale, 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:44.979 and of course we have a Jimmy Oh Yang appearance. 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:48.060 And Michael Rooker is in it too. So it's not 00:03:48.060 --> 00:03:51.240 too bad a cast, it's a very good mindless movie. 00:03:51.520 --> 00:03:53.000 If you're looking for something just to turn 00:03:53.000 --> 00:03:55.900 on in the background, honestly you could do worse 00:03:55.900 --> 00:03:58.780 than Fantasy Island. So that is my number one 00:03:58.780 --> 00:04:02.919 best bad movie. We move now to number two. Number 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:09.620 two is the scary 1997 Jack Frost. I have to explain 00:04:09.620 --> 00:04:12.419 that because there is also the Michael Keaton 00:04:12.419 --> 00:04:16.100 Jack Frost that came out in 1998. This is 97 00:04:16.100 --> 00:04:18.980 about a killer snowman. Basically it's a serial 00:04:18.980 --> 00:04:21.180 killer named Jack Frost. Of course he's named 00:04:21.180 --> 00:04:24.680 Jack Frost. He somehow gets into an accident 00:04:24.680 --> 00:04:27.279 while being transferred from another prison and 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:30.199 he becomes a killer snowman. This one is goofy 00:04:30.199 --> 00:04:33.639 as hell. The kills are fantastic if you like 00:04:33.639 --> 00:04:36.240 scary movies because they're just a little more 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:40.899 unique. They're fun. There's not much I can really 00:04:40.899 --> 00:04:43.699 say about this except for at the end, spoiler 00:04:43.699 --> 00:04:48.600 alert, he gets dissolved in a vat of antifreeze. 00:04:48.779 --> 00:04:51.459 So that's the kind of level you're going in with. 00:04:51.740 --> 00:04:54.079 It's very cheesy, it's very hokey, there's some 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:58.920 nice ice puns not in the way of Batman and Robin, 00:04:59.019 --> 00:05:02.800 but still pretty damn good. Jack Frost, I could 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.819 easily watch again, especially because it's just 00:05:05.819 --> 00:05:09.079 dumb. It's so much fun to have a drink and laugh 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:11.680 at, especially if you can get some friends to 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:16.220 watch it with you. Number three. It's not so 00:05:16.220 --> 00:05:18.910 much the movie on this one. Because the movie 00:05:18.910 --> 00:05:22.870 is quite terrible and honestly if we hadn't done 00:05:22.870 --> 00:05:25.029 it the way we did this movie would probably be 00:05:25.029 --> 00:05:28.410 further down my list this was our first movie 00:05:28.410 --> 00:05:31.970 that we all watched together and We watched it 00:05:31.970 --> 00:05:35.509 in the same room. We got drunk and enjoyed it 00:05:35.509 --> 00:05:37.910 Tommy Wiseau's the room. I don't need to say 00:05:37.910 --> 00:05:39.649 anything about this movie. You know what it's 00:05:39.649 --> 00:05:42.470 about You know the lines. You know the quotes. 00:05:42.589 --> 00:05:46.889 You know the disaster artist The room is an awful 00:05:46.889 --> 00:05:50.839 movie But I had such a good time watching it 00:05:50.839 --> 00:05:53.379 with my friends where we were all in the same 00:05:53.379 --> 00:05:55.819 place Just sitting on the couch enjoying a couple 00:05:55.819 --> 00:05:59.060 drinks and watching time me why so try to act 00:05:59.060 --> 00:06:04.220 This is a favorite of the podcast because Andre 00:06:04.220 --> 00:06:08.560 has a great Tommy impersonation and This is just 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:12.000 one that means a lot honestly Could I watch it 00:06:12.000 --> 00:06:14.629 on my own again? No? I really don't think I could, 00:06:14.750 --> 00:06:16.889 and I'm not gonna tell you to do it either, but 00:06:16.889 --> 00:06:18.750 if you're looking for a movie to watch with some 00:06:18.750 --> 00:06:21.189 friends that you know is terrible, and you plan 00:06:21.189 --> 00:06:24.829 on getting drunk, holy shit, this is the one 00:06:24.829 --> 00:06:27.449 to do it. Along those same lines, number four 00:06:27.449 --> 00:06:32.850 for best bad movie is Steel. Steel comes from 00:06:32.850 --> 00:06:37.029 the 90s, it is definitely a product of the 90s. 00:06:37.370 --> 00:06:40.470 Shaquille O 'Neal as a superhero, and that's 00:06:40.470 --> 00:06:43.089 all I need to say because it's Shaquille O 'Neal. 00:06:43.290 --> 00:06:45.970 Again, it's another one of those movies, you 00:06:45.970 --> 00:06:48.329 know what you're getting. It has Richard Rowntree, 00:06:48.490 --> 00:06:50.430 it has Shaquille O 'Neal in the starring role, 00:06:50.790 --> 00:06:54.829 Ray J's in it, and Anna Beth Gish is the love 00:06:54.829 --> 00:06:58.529 interest. Plus, Jed Nelson's the bad guy. This 00:06:58.529 --> 00:07:03.110 movie's terrible. I can't say that enough. Don't 00:07:03.110 --> 00:07:07.810 watch this movie. But, if you are going to get 00:07:07.810 --> 00:07:10.810 hammered and have a good time watching a cheesy 00:07:11.019 --> 00:07:14.000 superhero movie before the superhero craze hit, 00:07:14.459 --> 00:07:18.060 Steel is pretty fun. Lots of puns, lots of cheesy 00:07:18.060 --> 00:07:20.579 dialogue, lots of bad acting from Shaquille O 00:07:20.579 --> 00:07:22.519 'Neal, you know what you're getting. It's the 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:25.180 movie that's on the cover. I mean, let's just 00:07:25.180 --> 00:07:28.800 face it. Rounding out my top five, that will 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:31.819 be the movie Edison, or also known as Edison 00:07:31.819 --> 00:07:34.899 Force. Supposedly this is based on a true story 00:07:34.899 --> 00:07:40.209 too, which I feel... is not correct. If it is 00:07:40.209 --> 00:07:44.230 based on a true story, it is very much stretched. 00:07:45.170 --> 00:07:48.889 But this movie has an all -star cast. Let's go 00:07:48.889 --> 00:07:53.230 for the lower names first. By lower names, I 00:07:53.230 --> 00:07:56.649 mean the people that are 10th, 9th on the list 00:07:56.649 --> 00:07:59.790 of the stars in this movie. We've got Damian 00:07:59.790 --> 00:08:03.689 Wayans, Rosalyn Sanchez, Carrie Elwes, John Heard, 00:08:04.069 --> 00:08:06.879 Dylan McDermott, And then our top four are LL 00:08:06.879 --> 00:08:10.920 Cool J, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Spacey, and 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:14.699 Morgan Freeman. This movie was a lot of fun. 00:08:14.959 --> 00:08:16.779 I actually really recommend this one. This is 00:08:16.779 --> 00:08:20.360 probably up there because it actually is an okay 00:08:20.360 --> 00:08:23.300 movie. Justin Timberlake, you can definitely 00:08:23.300 --> 00:08:25.480 tell this is one of his first movies because 00:08:25.480 --> 00:08:27.939 he's a little rough around the edges. But the 00:08:27.939 --> 00:08:29.959 rest of this cast, they're having a great time 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:35.259 with it. Dylan McDermott as a sleazy, like, Bad 00:08:35.259 --> 00:08:41.120 Cop is a blast. Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.980 kill it as always, even though Kevin Spacey again, 00:08:44.139 --> 00:08:48.259 yuck. LL Cool J is goofy as hell and a lot of 00:08:48.259 --> 00:08:52.519 fun. And then Carrie Elwes is insane in this 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:55.309 movie, which is really great too. I don't know 00:08:55.309 --> 00:08:57.490 what to say about this movie. Oh, Piper Parabot 00:08:57.490 --> 00:08:59.750 is in it too. I completely forgot about her too. 00:09:00.090 --> 00:09:03.490 She's JT's girlfriend slash fiance by the end 00:09:03.490 --> 00:09:07.029 of the movie. Spoilers. This movie is cheesy 00:09:07.029 --> 00:09:12.029 as hell. Let me just give you the tagline for 00:09:12.029 --> 00:09:15.529 this movie. Corruption, righteousness, lawless. 00:09:15.850 --> 00:09:18.669 In this city, only the cops are above the law. 00:09:19.169 --> 00:09:21.950 Basically upon discovering a den of corrupt policemen, 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:24.740 Fresh -faced journalist played by Justin Timberlake 00:09:24.740 --> 00:09:27.980 makes shaky allies and a jaded reporter That's 00:09:27.980 --> 00:09:30.559 Morgan Freeman and an investigator for a powerful 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:34.379 district attorney Kevin Spacey And the police 00:09:34.379 --> 00:09:37.019 force is called frat. I wish I could make some 00:09:37.019 --> 00:09:39.200 kind of joke about that But really it's just 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:42.539 called frat like how did they? Not guess this 00:09:42.539 --> 00:09:45.039 is what was going to happen and yet I was hanging 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:47.679 on their every word because of how cheesy and 00:09:47.679 --> 00:09:50.899 stupid it was So I highly recommend Edison. This 00:09:50.899 --> 00:09:53.279 is probably the only one on this list that I 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:56.139 actually highly recommend watching. I don't know 00:09:56.139 --> 00:09:57.779 what happened with it. I don't know why it got 00:09:57.779 --> 00:10:01.580 pushed to the side, but truthfully, there's a 00:10:01.580 --> 00:10:04.279 lot worse that you can do. Next up on the list, 00:10:04.500 --> 00:10:09.039 this makes up our six through 10. Six, Santa 00:10:09.039 --> 00:10:14.360 with muscles, Hulk Hogan as a gym owner slash. 00:10:15.129 --> 00:10:18.289 product pusher of supplements, gets hit on the 00:10:18.289 --> 00:10:20.929 head, forgets who he is, and becomes Santa to 00:10:20.929 --> 00:10:24.429 save an orphanage. It also has a very young Mila 00:10:24.429 --> 00:10:28.889 Kunis. Santa with Muscles, ridiculous movie. 00:10:29.309 --> 00:10:32.269 The executive producer is Jordan Belfort. Yes, 00:10:32.429 --> 00:10:35.250 the guy that Wolf of Wall Street is based on. 00:10:35.809 --> 00:10:38.009 So you can only imagine where this goes. It was 00:10:38.009 --> 00:10:41.149 in the 80s. Yeah, this movie would be okay. This 00:10:41.149 --> 00:10:44.639 movie made it to the 90s somehow. It's just everything 00:10:44.639 --> 00:10:48.240 you get on the tin. Nothing about it is life 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:52.960 -changing There's exploding crystals that happens 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:56.419 underneath an orphanage. That's in a church Yeah, 00:10:56.419 --> 00:10:59.179 this is exactly what it sounds like Santa with 00:10:59.179 --> 00:11:02.720 muscles Number seven comes from the asylum. It's 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:05.820 Avengers Grimm Avengers Grimm one of the few 00:11:05.820 --> 00:11:09.179 things that it has going for it is it has Lou 00:11:09.179 --> 00:11:13.149 Ferrigno as Iron John This was probably my favorite 00:11:13.149 --> 00:11:15.250 part of the whole thing, was just seeing Lou 00:11:15.250 --> 00:11:18.070 Ferrigno in this movie. Plus Caspar Van Dyne 00:11:18.070 --> 00:11:21.350 is Rumbled Stiltskin as well. This is basically 00:11:21.350 --> 00:11:24.389 the Asylum making their own Avengers movie, but 00:11:24.389 --> 00:11:28.669 using fairytale grim characters like Snow White 00:11:28.669 --> 00:11:33.250 and Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Rapunzel. 00:11:34.649 --> 00:11:38.289 Oh my god this movie. Um, it's an Asylum movie. 00:11:38.470 --> 00:11:41.370 You're not expecting gold with it. Just enjoy 00:11:41.370 --> 00:11:44.190 the fact that it's just a sheer ripoff. There 00:11:44.190 --> 00:11:47.509 is also a sequel that Probably is going to happen 00:11:47.509 --> 00:11:49.970 at some time in the near future Avengers Grimm 00:11:49.970 --> 00:11:54.970 time wars so Great. We're going to have time 00:11:54.970 --> 00:11:57.909 travel on that one looking forward to that one 00:11:57.909 --> 00:12:00.529 Number eight. This is the shortest one on my 00:12:00.529 --> 00:12:04.409 list in 2020 There was a little short film that 00:12:04.409 --> 00:12:08.389 got released. It is a Christmas Lifetime movie 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:10.720 If you are excited for those kind of movies, 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:14.480 this is one for you. It premiered in 2020. It 00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:20.580 stars Mario Lopez and it was made with Kentucky 00:12:20.580 --> 00:12:23.440 Fried Chicken. It is a recipe for seduction. 00:12:23.679 --> 00:12:26.200 It's like 10 to 15 minutes long. It is the story 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:29.200 of a young heiress who struggles to choose between 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:32.000 a wealthy suitor chosen by her mother and the 00:12:32.000 --> 00:12:34.960 new house chef, Harlan Sanders, who of course 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:38.720 has the perfect recipe for fried chicken. Basically 00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:41.279 all of it takes place around the dinner table 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:44.879 through several nights and this strange love 00:12:44.879 --> 00:12:48.480 affair between the young heiress and Mario Lopez's 00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:51.039 Colonel Sanders I don't know what I expected 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:54.379 with this one. I was just excited to see this 00:12:54.379 --> 00:12:59.419 KFC short film That's a Christmas Lifetime movie. 00:12:59.419 --> 00:13:04.399 It's just a big ad for KFC It is so worth it. 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:06.559 Ugh, find it on the internet because it's stupid 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:09.460 and it's cheesy and it's everything ridiculous. 00:13:09.899 --> 00:13:13.220 If you like KFC, you're gonna hate KFC. If you 00:13:13.220 --> 00:13:15.600 don't like KFC, you're gonna continue to not 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:21.440 like KFC. It's just so dumb. Number nine. A Recipe 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:25.610 for Seduction was a Christmas movie. So, let's 00:13:25.610 --> 00:13:28.850 go to a Valentine's movie for my number 9. It 00:13:28.850 --> 00:13:31.789 is Vampire Boys that you guys voted for on Twitter, 00:13:31.950 --> 00:13:35.129 at Game For A Movie. You voted for us to watch 00:13:35.129 --> 00:13:37.590 Vampire Boys on Valentine's Day instead of some 00:13:37.590 --> 00:13:40.029 of the other classics like the Hottie and the 00:13:40.029 --> 00:13:42.809 Naughty and some other classics that I can't 00:13:42.809 --> 00:13:44.269 remember off the top of my head because it's 00:13:44.269 --> 00:13:47.009 been almost two years since Vampire Boys which 00:13:47.009 --> 00:13:50.899 is so strange. Vampire Boys, we have a Vampire 00:13:50.899 --> 00:13:55.139 Boys 1 and a Vampire Boys 2 episode on the podcast 00:13:55.139 --> 00:13:58.320 that Mitchell watched. Vampire Boys 1 is a gay 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:03.100 love story about a vampire and a young man who 00:14:03.100 --> 00:14:06.059 doesn't know if he wants to be a vampire. It 00:14:06.059 --> 00:14:13.320 is awful. Terrible. But you can enjoy yourself 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:17.059 watching this one. Vampire Boys is from 2011 00:14:17.059 --> 00:14:20.200 and it looks like really it should have been 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:23.879 something from I don't know the 90s because it 00:14:23.879 --> 00:14:27.559 has a haze filter across the entire film it feels 00:14:27.559 --> 00:14:32.019 like Definitely could have been a studio film 00:14:32.019 --> 00:14:35.340 Trivia about Vampire Boys. I won an award at 00:14:35.340 --> 00:14:39.759 the 2011 Fresno Film Festival for best gay vampire 00:14:39.759 --> 00:14:45.909 film So there you go If you want to watch the 00:14:45.909 --> 00:14:49.309 2011 Fresno Film Festival's Best Gay Vampire 00:14:49.309 --> 00:14:54.009 Film, Vampire Boys is right up your alley. Sticking 00:14:54.009 --> 00:14:56.769 with the indie projects and movies that we watched 00:14:56.769 --> 00:14:59.870 for holidays in particular, I watched this one 00:14:59.870 --> 00:15:04.029 for Halloween. This is number 10, Oh Zombie. 00:15:04.690 --> 00:15:08.250 I've noticed a lot of my movies at the top here. 00:15:08.610 --> 00:15:12.649 What they really are is movies that just understood 00:15:12.649 --> 00:15:14.950 the assignment. They are what they are. Jack 00:15:14.950 --> 00:15:18.250 Frost, Santa with Muscles, Avengers Grimm, Vampire 00:15:18.250 --> 00:15:21.169 Boys, Osambe, Recipe for Seduction, like all 00:15:21.169 --> 00:15:24.090 of these movies are exactly what they said they 00:15:24.090 --> 00:15:28.730 wanted to be. This one knows what it is. It's 00:15:28.730 --> 00:15:33.990 about Osama Bin Laden becoming a zombie and turning 00:15:33.990 --> 00:15:37.350 the Taliban into zombies too. and basically a 00:15:37.350 --> 00:15:39.570 yoga instructor trying to find her conspiracy 00:15:39.570 --> 00:15:43.990 theory brother. I mean this movie. This movie, 00:15:44.070 --> 00:15:47.610 this movie, this movie. The characters are ridiculous, 00:15:48.570 --> 00:15:52.470 the storyline insane, yet you just have a fun 00:15:52.470 --> 00:15:55.830 time laughing at all of these characters. With 00:15:55.830 --> 00:16:01.210 names like Chip, Tomboy, Joker, DC, Chappo, like 00:16:01.210 --> 00:16:03.909 these are the worst names. Oh, there's also Herc. 00:16:04.110 --> 00:16:10.490 Whiskey Thunder Bravo like all these people It 00:16:10.490 --> 00:16:13.009 knew what it was it completely understood the 00:16:13.009 --> 00:16:16.730 assignment it was supposed to be a goofy movie 00:16:16.730 --> 00:16:21.230 about Osama bin Laden being a zombie Obviously 00:16:21.230 --> 00:16:24.129 with talking about real people and real people 00:16:24.129 --> 00:16:26.730 that created atrocities like Osama bin Laden 00:16:26.730 --> 00:16:29.350 some things you just aren't meant to laugh at 00:16:29.470 --> 00:16:32.690 but this one at least, it tried to be something 00:16:32.690 --> 00:16:35.830 you laugh at and the fact that it's just ridiculous. 00:16:36.370 --> 00:16:38.590 Along the same lines as Osambe, we've got number 00:16:38.590 --> 00:16:41.549 11. It is another Asylum film. I think it is 00:16:41.549 --> 00:16:44.149 the last one on our list from Asylum, but it 00:16:44.149 --> 00:16:48.029 is Atlantic Rim. Atlantic Rim, of course, is 00:16:48.029 --> 00:16:51.330 a parody of Pacific Rim. Basically, instead of 00:16:51.330 --> 00:16:53.909 fighting monsters on the Pacific side, there 00:16:53.909 --> 00:16:57.029 are fighting monsters on the Atlantic side. There's 00:16:57.029 --> 00:17:01.279 bad CGI. is cheap looking, it is a much smaller 00:17:01.279 --> 00:17:04.220 budget, the only big name is Graham Greene, and 00:17:04.220 --> 00:17:07.059 even then you're going, who is that guy? He's 00:17:07.059 --> 00:17:10.480 the guy from Twilight. Oh, okay, now I get who 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:13.380 you're talking about. Yeah, that's Atlantic Rim, 00:17:13.420 --> 00:17:17.380 pretty much in a nutshell. These movies here, 00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:21.200 because we're at number 11, these are the ones 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:23.920 that are just your average run -of -the -mill 00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:27.700 bad movies. The problem is with some of these 00:17:27.700 --> 00:17:30.660 movies that they're just boring They don't do 00:17:30.660 --> 00:17:33.859 anything wrong or bad. It's just they don't do 00:17:33.859 --> 00:17:36.400 anything. They don't make you feel anything Atlantic 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:38.000 Rim I didn't care about these characters. In 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:41.039 fact, I was cheering for one of them to die at 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.700 the hand of one of these monsters so That just 00:17:44.700 --> 00:17:47.960 goes to show you what this movie was talking 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:50.579 about monsters. We come to our number 12 It is 00:17:50.579 --> 00:17:54.079 the failed starter for the dark universe 2017's 00:17:54.079 --> 00:17:56.670 the mummy The biggest thing that this movie did 00:17:56.670 --> 00:17:59.109 wrong was announced that it was starting a new 00:17:59.109 --> 00:18:02.210 cinematic universe. Obviously this started Tom 00:18:02.210 --> 00:18:05.690 Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Russell Crowe, we had 00:18:05.690 --> 00:18:08.230 Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, a lot of big 00:18:08.230 --> 00:18:10.410 names to throw into this movie because they wanted 00:18:10.410 --> 00:18:13.029 to get off the ground running and make this dark 00:18:13.029 --> 00:18:17.230 universe. Problem is they forgot to make a good 00:18:17.230 --> 00:18:20.769 movie before they started the universe. The best 00:18:20.769 --> 00:18:22.890 part of this movie is the beginning. And then 00:18:22.890 --> 00:18:25.890 after you think Tom Cruise is dead, that's basically 00:18:25.890 --> 00:18:28.670 where this movie goes downhill. And the biggest 00:18:28.670 --> 00:18:31.410 sin that it commits is it's just boring for a 00:18:31.410 --> 00:18:34.210 long stretch of it. Obviously having Russell 00:18:34.210 --> 00:18:37.069 Crowe as Henry Jekyll and Mr. Hyde I actually 00:18:37.069 --> 00:18:40.069 think is a good casting, surprisingly. I think 00:18:40.069 --> 00:18:42.750 that would have been fun to see in more movies. 00:18:43.309 --> 00:18:46.430 The problem is, like I said, they announced that 00:18:46.430 --> 00:18:48.109 it was going to be a universe before this one 00:18:48.109 --> 00:18:51.529 even did anything, and I think that's what killed 00:18:51.529 --> 00:18:56.339 it. Truthfully, it's not an awful movie. It's 00:18:56.339 --> 00:19:01.720 just not great. And you can watch it. You can 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:04.160 get something from it. It kills a couple hours. 00:19:04.559 --> 00:19:07.099 You don't feel too bad at the end of it going, 00:19:07.579 --> 00:19:11.519 eh, that was fine. I don't really care. But that's 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:13.839 it. It doesn't do anything remarkable. It doesn't 00:19:13.839 --> 00:19:16.299 do anything exciting. And starting with something 00:19:16.299 --> 00:19:18.970 called The Mummy. I think it just compares itself 00:19:18.970 --> 00:19:22.910 too much to a much more beloved franchise because 00:19:22.910 --> 00:19:25.690 everyone knows that Brendan Fraser is so much 00:19:25.690 --> 00:19:29.130 better than Tom Cruise, person wise and everything 00:19:29.130 --> 00:19:35.170 wise. So that's the first 12 of the 24 bad movies 00:19:35.170 --> 00:19:37.849 that I've watched for this podcast. Have you 00:19:37.849 --> 00:19:40.369 seen any of these movies? Please jump on in and 00:19:40.369 --> 00:19:43.390 the conversation at Game for a movie on Twitter, 00:19:43.430 --> 00:19:47.049 Facebook, Instagram. We even have a TikTok. Follow 00:19:47.049 --> 00:19:49.690 us wherever you can follow us. We love it. 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So 00:20:23.180 --> 00:20:25.059 thank you guys very much for being a part of 00:20:25.059 --> 00:20:30.299 this journey with us Can't say enough about it. 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:32.779 I know you're here to hear me talk about bad 00:20:32.779 --> 00:20:34.640 movies You don't want to hear me gush about how 00:20:34.640 --> 00:20:38.319 great you are what you are. You're amazing Keep 00:20:38.319 --> 00:20:40.890 doing what you're doing I believe in you and 00:20:40.890 --> 00:20:44.710 you can do anything you put your mind to. Cool. 00:20:45.509 --> 00:20:47.609 Let's get to the second half of the list. These 00:20:47.609 --> 00:20:50.750 are some of the worst of the worst. Another one 00:20:50.750 --> 00:20:53.809 that we watched together and this one was through 00:20:53.809 --> 00:20:57.450 Netflix Party at the beginning of the pandemic 00:20:57.450 --> 00:20:58.869 when we didn't know if there was going to be 00:20:58.869 --> 00:21:00.849 new movies. If we didn't know, we could talk 00:21:00.849 --> 00:21:04.009 about movies. We've done a lot of that still. 00:21:05.470 --> 00:21:08.940 Number 13 on my list is China Salesman. This 00:21:08.940 --> 00:21:11.299 was a complete accident that we found this movie. 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:15.920 Like a complete, complete accident. Basically, 00:21:16.160 --> 00:21:18.640 here's the synopsis before I tell you why this 00:21:18.640 --> 00:21:20.619 movie was chosen to watch in the first place. 00:21:21.059 --> 00:21:23.539 A Chinese IT company representative attempts 00:21:23.539 --> 00:21:26.660 to spoil a conspiracy to start a civil war in 00:21:26.660 --> 00:21:29.599 an African country orchestrated by a European 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:33.259 businessman who is aided by a tough African warrior. 00:21:35.299 --> 00:21:40.119 Yeah. How does that sound? Sound great. It shouldn't 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:43.859 because it really wasn't The only reason this 00:21:43.859 --> 00:21:46.900 movie was chosen is because of the cover art 00:21:46.900 --> 00:21:50.180 and Also because at a different name. It's a 00:21:50.180 --> 00:21:53.259 deadly contract for some other places, but China 00:21:53.259 --> 00:21:58.380 salesman is its real name The cover has two action 00:21:58.380 --> 00:22:03.240 stars and it pits them against each other It 00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:08.410 is Mike Tyson versus Steven Seagal That's right 00:22:08.410 --> 00:22:12.049 Mike Tyson versus Steven Seagal everything about 00:22:12.049 --> 00:22:15.869 that screams bad movie fun So we decided to watch 00:22:15.869 --> 00:22:19.470 it. Yeah that fight happens in the first 20 minutes. 00:22:19.470 --> 00:22:25.410 It's done after that doesn't happen again It's 00:22:25.410 --> 00:22:29.869 awful it is terrible movie the first 20 minutes 00:22:30.250 --> 00:22:34.130 well worth it just because it is ridiculous to 00:22:34.130 --> 00:22:37.430 have a battle between Mike Tyson and Steven Seagal 00:22:37.430 --> 00:22:40.589 including in the opening credits they spell Steven 00:22:40.589 --> 00:22:44.150 Seagal's name wrong just to give you how bad 00:22:44.150 --> 00:22:47.089 this is. I don't know how to describe this movie 00:22:47.089 --> 00:22:49.769 they advertise it completely as Mike Tyson versus 00:22:49.769 --> 00:22:51.930 Steven Seagal and I'm giving it I'm giving it 00:22:51.930 --> 00:22:54.470 the first 20 minutes it really is the first five 00:22:54.470 --> 00:22:57.210 minutes and then they don't come back in the 00:22:57.210 --> 00:23:00.319 movie besides maybe one or two characters. it 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.059 is absolutely ridiculous it's mayhem it's craziness 00:23:03.059 --> 00:23:08.839 it's dumb it's everything about it work in the 00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:12.599 middle of a war that's the best way i can describe 00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:15.019 it because basically the day was saved by putting 00:23:15.019 --> 00:23:18.039 up routers it's not exactly like that but pretty 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:21.000 much that's exactly what it is so number 13 i 00:23:21.000 --> 00:23:25.059 will say is related to number 14 number 14 let 00:23:25.059 --> 00:23:27.079 me just read this cast list and you tell me how 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:31.430 it fails We've got Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett, 00:23:32.049 --> 00:23:36.470 Michael Shannon, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, and 00:23:36.470 --> 00:23:39.869 Josh Prolin. Yes, it is Jonah Hex, the DC superhero 00:23:39.869 --> 00:23:41.750 that doesn't actually have powers in the comics, 00:23:41.849 --> 00:23:44.009 but for some reason they decided to give him 00:23:44.009 --> 00:23:46.480 powers for the screen. He comes back from the 00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.539 dead, he has one foot in the grave, one foot 00:23:48.539 --> 00:23:51.619 not in the grave. He needs to stop John Malkovich 00:23:51.619 --> 00:23:54.720 from essentially using dragon balls to destroy 00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:57.319 the world. And yes, they are really dragon balls 00:23:57.319 --> 00:23:59.799 because they're just orange glowing cannon balls. 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:03.279 They look exactly like dragon balls. Michael 00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:06.059 Fassbender is the best part of this by far because 00:24:06.059 --> 00:24:08.900 you can tell he just goes completely unhinged 00:24:08.900 --> 00:24:11.990 bad guy. Everything about this movie was ridiculous. 00:24:12.509 --> 00:24:14.930 We watched this together. I have it on DVD for 00:24:14.930 --> 00:24:18.009 some reason I don't know why but somehow someway 00:24:18.009 --> 00:24:21.609 I have this on DVD and I'm just going to read 00:24:21.609 --> 00:24:23.630 you a little bit of a trivia about this during 00:24:23.630 --> 00:24:26.009 the duration of filming Josh Brolin could only 00:24:26.009 --> 00:24:28.750 shave half his beard to accommodate the prosthetic 00:24:28.750 --> 00:24:31.250 on the other side of his face So this meant that 00:24:31.250 --> 00:24:33.650 he spent several months walking around with only 00:24:33.650 --> 00:24:36.589 half a beard on his face, and I love that picture 00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:41.220 He also apparently broke John Malkovich's thumb 00:24:41.220 --> 00:24:44.500 during a scene when they were fighting. This 00:24:44.500 --> 00:24:48.960 movie had a red room. This movie... What can 00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:52.000 you say about a love sequence between Josh Brolin 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:54.480 and Megan Fox at this point? It's just creepy. 00:24:55.279 --> 00:24:59.079 And John Malkovich was boring as the villain, 00:24:59.160 --> 00:25:01.759 which is the exact worst kind of John Malkovich. 00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:06.099 John Malkovich I love having unhinged. The John 00:25:06.099 --> 00:25:10.049 Malkovich in red? The movie Red would be the 00:25:10.049 --> 00:25:12.490 villain I would have had for Jonah Hex instead. 00:25:13.509 --> 00:25:16.049 It doesn't do anything necessarily wrong, but 00:25:16.049 --> 00:25:18.250 it doesn't do anything necessarily right either. 00:25:18.670 --> 00:25:22.069 It's just middle of the road, boring. After you're 00:25:22.069 --> 00:25:24.210 done, you're going to completely forget this 00:25:24.210 --> 00:25:28.109 movie. It also shocks me that that movie came 00:25:28.109 --> 00:25:30.150 out in 2010 because I feel like that movie came 00:25:30.150 --> 00:25:33.130 out a lot earlier. We've got a fun one for number 00:25:33.130 --> 00:25:37.069 15. This is our unaired episode Unfortunately, 00:25:37.069 --> 00:25:39.849 somehow some way my old computer decided that 00:25:39.849 --> 00:25:42.349 it was going to get rid of this entire episode 00:25:42.349 --> 00:25:45.690 that we did We had a full episode recorded on 00:25:45.690 --> 00:25:49.589 this movie. It is called Dragon Ball Evolution 00:25:49.589 --> 00:25:53.309 If you've ever seen Dragon Ball Z You're not 00:25:53.309 --> 00:25:55.809 going to like Dragon Ball Evolution. It has one 00:25:55.809 --> 00:25:58.910 of the cheesiest fight scenes. It has a terrible 00:25:58.910 --> 00:26:01.930 Lord Piccolo All the characters are basically 00:26:01.930 --> 00:26:04.569 whitewashed. I can't say enough bad about this 00:26:04.569 --> 00:26:08.009 movie because they just did not understand the 00:26:08.009 --> 00:26:11.609 actual property they were they were adapting. 00:26:12.190 --> 00:26:13.910 And one of the things that they didn't get right, 00:26:13.930 --> 00:26:16.589 even though I love Chow Yun Fat and he was actually 00:26:16.589 --> 00:26:19.109 really good in this role, he was Master Roshi 00:26:19.109 --> 00:26:22.349 and he just doesn't look old, which is great 00:26:22.349 --> 00:26:25.430 for him because he was born in 1955. Chow Yun 00:26:25.430 --> 00:26:27.910 Fat looks amazing for his age, just so we're 00:26:27.910 --> 00:26:30.539 all clear. But Dragon Ball Evolution, I have 00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:33.319 nothing nice to say about it. We had a very good 00:26:33.319 --> 00:26:35.799 conversation on that episode and I wish you could 00:26:35.799 --> 00:26:39.259 hear more about it, but it's just my computer 00:26:39.259 --> 00:26:43.539 ate it and never let it go. Dragon Ball Evolution, 00:26:43.920 --> 00:26:46.400 oh my gosh, this one, I really wish that episode 00:26:46.400 --> 00:26:49.440 would have stuck around because honestly, I think 00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:51.480 you guys would have enjoyed that episode a lot. 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:55.420 We might still come back to it once we've forgotten 00:26:55.420 --> 00:26:58.630 about it. because I don't want to watch that 00:26:58.630 --> 00:27:01.950 movie ever again anytime soon. But if we've forgotten 00:27:01.950 --> 00:27:03.990 about it and we want to watch it again sometime 00:27:03.990 --> 00:27:07.170 in the near future, maybe we will. Dragon Ball 00:27:07.170 --> 00:27:09.710 Evolution falls at my number 15 on the list, 00:27:09.890 --> 00:27:12.609 which brings us to 16. Dragon Ball Evolution 00:27:12.609 --> 00:27:14.829 thought it was doing something right. Number 00:27:14.829 --> 00:27:17.829 16 knew it was not doing anything right and it 00:27:17.829 --> 00:27:21.809 was going to be low. That's Tsunami. Tsunami 00:27:21.809 --> 00:27:26.980 was very low quality. terrible CGI of the Tsunami 00:27:26.980 --> 00:27:30.819 bees, which is really a wasp tornado. They just 00:27:30.819 --> 00:27:32.859 wanted the pun on this one, which drives me even 00:27:32.859 --> 00:27:35.759 more insane about this. It's evolved into a Christian 00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:38.180 movie, which is fine if that's your agenda and 00:27:38.180 --> 00:27:41.720 everything like that, but at least market it 00:27:41.720 --> 00:27:44.660 that way because I went in expecting a movie 00:27:44.660 --> 00:27:48.240 about bees killing people and I got a movie about 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:52.059 bees killing people that aren't repentant to 00:27:52.059 --> 00:27:56.720 their souls. Oh man, I just I don't know where 00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:58.700 to begin with this one and I really should probably 00:27:58.700 --> 00:28:02.180 have it lower on the list But there's just so 00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:07.160 many more bad movies coming Tsunami is everything 00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:11.279 bad about B horror movies B horror movies can 00:28:11.279 --> 00:28:15.740 be fun. Sharknado is a blast Tsunami is not it 00:28:15.740 --> 00:28:20.140 is something you never want to Bring near anyone 00:28:20.140 --> 00:28:22.480 ever again. I do not recommend this movie for 00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.039 anyone That's all I got for it. I really don't 00:28:25.039 --> 00:28:27.140 have any more. I can't talk about this movie 00:28:27.140 --> 00:28:30.079 anymore because truthfully no one should see 00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:33.819 this movie. My 17 and 18 movies are basically 00:28:33.819 --> 00:28:36.440 the same kind of movie. It is Bratz and then 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:39.799 Crimes of Fashion. Basically both of these are 00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:43.500 teen girl dramas, coming -of -age stories. Bratz 00:28:43.500 --> 00:28:46.279 about your favorite Bratz dolls as real human 00:28:46.279 --> 00:28:49.450 beings. Yes, that's Bratz with a Z. Basically, 00:28:49.869 --> 00:28:52.769 getting broken up at high school and they have 00:28:52.769 --> 00:28:55.869 to rediscover the power of friendship to get 00:28:55.869 --> 00:28:59.589 over the mean clique. Crimes of Fashion stars 00:28:59.589 --> 00:29:03.069 Kaylee Cuoco and Megan Fox. It is a made -for 00:29:03.069 --> 00:29:05.730 -TV movie that aired on ABC Family, which is 00:29:05.730 --> 00:29:08.670 now Freeform, of course. Kaylee Cuoco is attending 00:29:08.670 --> 00:29:11.210 fashion university to learn how to become a fashion 00:29:11.210 --> 00:29:13.710 designer when her grandfather dies and leaves 00:29:13.710 --> 00:29:18.309 her in charge of the mafia. I wish I was joking 00:29:18.309 --> 00:29:21.009 about that one. Both of these movies, I think 00:29:21.009 --> 00:29:24.089 why they fall at 17 and 18 are they are exactly 00:29:24.089 --> 00:29:27.250 what you expect. They are extremely predictable 00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:29.650 in every shape and way. You know what's gonna 00:29:29.650 --> 00:29:33.009 happen? A to Z. I can tell you right now the 00:29:33.009 --> 00:29:36.309 entirety of the Bratz movie, even if I've never 00:29:36.309 --> 00:29:39.289 seen it before. Crimes of Fashion 2. The only 00:29:39.289 --> 00:29:41.349 thing I'll say about Crimes of Fashion is that 00:29:41.349 --> 00:29:42.890 it looked below our budget. That's why it fell 00:29:42.890 --> 00:29:46.299 to 18 instead of 17. and 17 John Voight played 00:29:46.299 --> 00:29:50.119 the principal and he looked like he was being 00:29:50.119 --> 00:29:52.160 held at gunpoint the entire time for the Bratz 00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:57.400 movie so yeah and Bratz I can also tell you one 00:29:57.400 --> 00:29:59.480 of my favorite things about this is that one 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:01.099 of the people that was supposed to choreograph 00:30:01.099 --> 00:30:04.400 everything and do the fashion design for it uh 00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:07.380 was Paula Abdul and she got let go during the 00:30:07.380 --> 00:30:11.460 process so uh yeah that's a fun little fun fact 00:30:11.460 --> 00:30:15.220 about that one 19 comes from Italy It is Leo 00:30:15.220 --> 00:30:18.059 the lion an animated film. I don't have very 00:30:18.059 --> 00:30:20.920 many animated films on here Maybe maybe that's 00:30:20.920 --> 00:30:23.740 what we need to go down the road of bad animation 00:30:23.740 --> 00:30:26.980 So really I think that's my only bad animation 00:30:26.980 --> 00:30:30.819 movie huh? Okay, so Leo the lion is the story 00:30:30.819 --> 00:30:35.619 of a vegetarian lion That has to get a baby elephant 00:30:35.619 --> 00:30:39.880 back to her mother. He also needs to become the 00:30:39.880 --> 00:30:43.059 leader of the pride because he has been betrayed 00:30:43.059 --> 00:30:47.859 by his brother. I need a second on this one. 00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:52.000 I absolutely need a second on this one. The whole 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:55.460 purpose of this movie was to tell you that vegetarianism 00:30:55.460 --> 00:30:59.900 is great. It's good. And though that lifestyle 00:30:59.900 --> 00:31:02.039 is not for me, I don't judge anybody that does 00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:05.220 it. I understand why you do it. I am very much 00:31:05.220 --> 00:31:07.319 a carnivore when it comes to certain things. 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:10.859 The issue is you can take that stance in a movie. 00:31:11.039 --> 00:31:14.259 You can. But don't make your main character, 00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:18.980 who is a vegetarian, look like he's dying. Leo 00:31:18.980 --> 00:31:22.640 the lion is obviously malnourished, according 00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.779 to this animation that they have. You can see 00:31:25.779 --> 00:31:28.960 his ribs half the time. It just does not make 00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:34.039 sense. Why? Make him look good. Change the other 00:31:34.039 --> 00:31:36.319 lion's colors to look a little less bright or 00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:40.980 something like that. Make Leo the star. You made 00:31:40.980 --> 00:31:45.019 him the good guy, but you also made him look 00:31:45.019 --> 00:31:49.319 like he's going to die any second And so vegetarianism 00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:53.660 is not the way to go. I Just don't get this I 00:31:53.660 --> 00:31:56.119 don't get its point I don't get its message and 00:31:56.119 --> 00:31:59.799 the songs are awful the animations terrible the 00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:04.200 Rasta monkey singing at the end Kill me now reminded 00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:06.019 me of this movie, and this was the second movie 00:32:06.019 --> 00:32:09.640 I watched for the podcast the bad movie uh second 00:32:09.640 --> 00:32:12.819 bad movie i watched for the podcast and i still 00:32:12.819 --> 00:32:17.220 have so many bad memories of this one that's 00:32:17.220 --> 00:32:19.960 how bad this movie was i can still fully see 00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:24.279 it and understand that this was a terrible terrible 00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:26.519 movie that should never have existed we're getting 00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:29.980 to the end this is the final five number 20 All 00:32:29.980 --> 00:32:33.619 About Steve. Yes, the movie that stars Sandra 00:32:33.619 --> 00:32:36.140 Bullock where she won the Razzie for Worst Actress 00:32:36.140 --> 00:32:38.900 the same year she won the Best Actress Academy 00:32:38.900 --> 00:32:42.920 Award for The Blind Side. All About Steve is 00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:46.019 about a girl who is obsessed with Steve, the 00:32:46.019 --> 00:32:48.940 meteorologist. Steve is of course played by Bradley 00:32:48.940 --> 00:32:55.359 Cooper. It has Ken Jeong. This movie. This, this 00:32:55.359 --> 00:32:58.460 movie. One of my biggest things is if it was 00:32:58.460 --> 00:33:00.660 gender -swapped this would be creepy as hell, 00:33:00.660 --> 00:33:04.579 but the other thing is that You don't want to 00:33:04.579 --> 00:33:06.900 root for Sandra Bullock in this movie And that's 00:33:06.900 --> 00:33:09.099 the way it's written and I'm sure she's doing 00:33:09.099 --> 00:33:11.420 the best she can because Sandra Bullock is a 00:33:11.420 --> 00:33:13.680 great actress That's not in question. There's 00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:17.680 no reason why we should think otherwise Speed 00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.299 to withstanding because speed 2 is terrible and 00:33:20.299 --> 00:33:22.519 I never watched speed 2 for the podcast So it 00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.680 is not on this list, but trust me that would 00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:27.960 be Towards this end it might be after all about 00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:33.500 Steve. I don't know It's just a weird premise 00:33:33.500 --> 00:33:36.099 you don't cheer for her at all. You don't like 00:33:36.099 --> 00:33:39.480 her She's just a weird girl that is supposed 00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:43.980 to come off as manic pixie pretty much And you're 00:33:43.980 --> 00:33:46.059 supposed to like this pixie girl because she's 00:33:46.059 --> 00:33:48.700 so kind to everybody and she's such a good person 00:33:48.700 --> 00:33:51.140 And she makes you feel good things, but she just 00:33:51.140 --> 00:33:53.720 comes across as annoying she comes across as 00:33:53.720 --> 00:33:57.680 needy and she comes across as Virtually obsessed 00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.680 in every sense of the world word with this guy. 00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.039 She went on one date with Stalker much. I mean 00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:05.859 that's that's all I can say about this movie. 00:34:06.500 --> 00:34:09.389 That's why all about Steve slips down here I'm 00:34:09.389 --> 00:34:11.650 sorry Sandra Bullock, it's not your fault. Well, 00:34:11.849 --> 00:34:14.409 it kind of is, but it's not your fault with the 00:34:14.409 --> 00:34:17.469 writing at least. Number 21, another movie we 00:34:17.469 --> 00:34:21.030 all watch together. It's Transylvania. Transylvania 00:34:21.030 --> 00:34:25.389 is ridiculous. The best joke being about slamming 00:34:25.389 --> 00:34:28.809 weed into your asshole. I wish I could say that 00:34:28.809 --> 00:34:31.150 in a nicer way, but no, you have to have this 00:34:31.150 --> 00:34:34.670 picture in your head like I do. A weed dildo. 00:34:34.909 --> 00:34:37.670 goes into somebody's asshole. That is the best 00:34:37.670 --> 00:34:41.230 way I can describe Transylvania. It's lame jokes, 00:34:41.969 --> 00:34:46.250 it's sexist, it's just awful. Everything about 00:34:46.250 --> 00:34:51.929 Transylvania deserves all the hate it gets. I 00:34:51.929 --> 00:34:54.230 just am still shocked. We talked about this over 00:34:54.230 --> 00:34:56.369 and over. The two guys that star in it and that 00:34:56.369 --> 00:34:59.329 wrote it also has written the Sonic the Hedgehog 00:34:59.329 --> 00:35:03.039 and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movies. It's just completely 00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:05.920 different things. I don't understand. It's the 00:35:05.920 --> 00:35:07.840 same level of humor probably because it's just 00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:11.000 juvenile humor But at the same time like how 00:35:11.000 --> 00:35:14.260 do you make a hit like that and also make this 00:35:14.260 --> 00:35:18.559 bad a movie? It all has all your bad stereotypes 00:35:18.559 --> 00:35:22.860 of Transylvania movies vampires and Frankenstein's 00:35:22.860 --> 00:35:28.519 monster and Just dumb dumb. There's nothing smart 00:35:28.519 --> 00:35:31.909 about it. Nothing at all the last three The worst 00:35:31.909 --> 00:35:34.590 of the worst. I don't know if anybody's going 00:35:34.590 --> 00:35:37.630 to question this one. Anybody's going to question 00:35:37.630 --> 00:35:40.429 this list, I don't know, maybe. But number 22 00:35:40.429 --> 00:35:45.769 is Cats. Oh, cats. What the fuck was with this 00:35:45.769 --> 00:35:48.650 movie? What happened to this movie? The half 00:35:48.650 --> 00:35:53.710 -done CGI, the creepy humans that are wearing 00:35:53.710 --> 00:35:57.489 makeup and hair and cat costumes that aren't 00:35:57.489 --> 00:36:01.320 completely done with their human hands. the bad 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.780 songs, the bad acting, the bad choreography, 00:36:05.019 --> 00:36:07.659 the bad direction, just everything about it. 00:36:08.219 --> 00:36:09.980 And to top it all off, the worst part of this 00:36:09.980 --> 00:36:13.840 movie, the worst sin it did was have James Corden 00:36:13.840 --> 00:36:17.440 in it and Rebel Wilson. Rebel Wilson can be okay, 00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:21.019 she can be alright, but the issue with this movie 00:36:21.019 --> 00:36:23.960 is that they let James Corden and Rebel Wilson 00:36:23.960 --> 00:36:29.360 be too over the top, too crazy. the stuff behind 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.460 the scenes about how they were editing this movie 00:36:31.460 --> 00:36:34.300 to the last second there's the butthole cut apparently 00:36:34.300 --> 00:36:37.039 which I don't understand how there's a butthole 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:41.579 cut of anything and the fact that Jason Derulo 00:36:41.579 --> 00:36:44.699 is upset because his cat penis was too small 00:36:44.699 --> 00:36:47.480 and he has a huge penis like all of these things 00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:50.739 Just add up to a terrible movie. No matter how 00:36:50.739 --> 00:36:52.900 you cut it. I don't get how anybody thought this 00:36:52.900 --> 00:36:55.119 was a good idea I'm looking at you Tom Hooper. 00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:58.130 This just doesn't make sense and especially some 00:36:58.130 --> 00:37:00.690 of these things I'm seeing on your filmography 00:37:00.690 --> 00:37:03.389 that you've directed. The King's Speech was excellent. 00:37:04.429 --> 00:37:06.670 How the hell did the guy who did the King's Speech 00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:09.550 and Les Miserables, which is a great adaptation 00:37:09.550 --> 00:37:14.550 I'd say, how did that person create this monstrosity? 00:37:15.010 --> 00:37:17.849 Luckily, the thing that I can say is that there's 00:37:17.849 --> 00:37:20.590 no future projects in his future. This is the 00:37:20.590 --> 00:37:23.789 last movie he did and truthfully, he deserved 00:37:23.789 --> 00:37:27.500 it. Tom Hooper if you're wondering what happened 00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:31.119 to your career cats just look at cats. I'm sorry 00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:34.159 I don't mean to be cruel or hard on anybody, 00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:37.940 but This cat's movie is enough of a death sentence 00:37:37.940 --> 00:37:39.719 that I don't think he should direct anything 00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:44.739 ever again There you go. I know sorry Tom Hooper. 00:37:45.139 --> 00:37:48.920 Sorry, buddy, but This was just too much. This 00:37:48.920 --> 00:37:51.980 was awful speaking of awful a movie. I've talked 00:37:51.980 --> 00:37:54.380 about several times on this podcast number 24 00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:58.679 It just recently got surpassed as the worst movie 00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:03.480 I have done and I It's really weird because yoga 00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:07.699 hosers was one of our early episodes and our 00:38:07.699 --> 00:38:11.380 last movie is One of our it's our most recent 00:38:11.380 --> 00:38:15.239 episode besides this one. So yoga hosers is our 00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:20.320 bad movie 24 Kevin Smith directed Kevin Smith's 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:23.449 daughter starring Johnny Depp's daughter starring 00:38:23.449 --> 00:38:29.929 and Johnny Depp starring. Nazi sausages. I've 00:38:29.929 --> 00:38:31.869 talked about this movie over and over and over 00:38:31.869 --> 00:38:34.929 again. The reason I hate this movie the most 00:38:34.929 --> 00:38:38.409 is not because it's a bad movie. It's because 00:38:38.409 --> 00:38:42.110 it was made out of spite. Truthfully, with the 00:38:42.110 --> 00:38:45.130 Nazi sausages and with understanding this movie 00:38:45.130 --> 00:38:48.230 as just a bad movie that a director screwed up 00:38:48.230 --> 00:38:51.320 on, I may be able to forgive a lot of it. It 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:52.940 wouldn't be at the top of my list, but maybe 00:38:52.940 --> 00:38:57.199 it'd be at 16 instead of 23. The reason I hate 00:38:57.199 --> 00:38:59.760 this movie is because he made this movie because 00:38:59.760 --> 00:39:02.760 somebody called him at a Comic -Con a yoga hoser. 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:08.420 That's it. That's what happened. Somebody called 00:39:08.420 --> 00:39:10.699 him a yoga hoser and he decided he was going 00:39:10.699 --> 00:39:13.440 to make a movie in spite of that person. And 00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:15.599 this movie is completely made with spite. You 00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:33.360 can tell it's terrible. I don't think that's 00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:35.639 ever going to change. I really don't. I thought 00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:37.179 it was always going to be the worst of the worst 00:39:37.179 --> 00:39:39.780 for me as well. That got surpassed recently. 00:39:40.380 --> 00:39:42.820 I bring you the last and final movie of the bad 00:39:42.820 --> 00:39:45.500 movies I've watched for this podcast, the worst 00:39:45.500 --> 00:39:50.389 of the worst. Life Without Dick. Life Without 00:39:50.389 --> 00:39:53.550 Dick, Sarah Jessica Parker, Harry Connick Jr., 00:39:53.550 --> 00:39:55.510 we've got Craig Ferguson, and we've got Johnny 00:39:55.510 --> 00:39:58.289 Knoxville. This cast wasn't that bad. I mean, 00:39:58.369 --> 00:40:00.530 Harry Connick Jr., whatever you can say about 00:40:00.530 --> 00:40:03.210 his acting career. Craig Ferguson's a bit part. 00:40:03.570 --> 00:40:06.469 Johnny Knoxville and Sarah Jessica Parker should 00:40:06.469 --> 00:40:08.469 have been the ones holding up this movie, and 00:40:08.469 --> 00:40:10.210 Sarah Jessica Parker was probably the worst. 00:40:10.610 --> 00:40:15.210 And Johnny Knoxville was written awfully, and 00:40:15.210 --> 00:40:18.539 he... When a character is written well, Johnny 00:40:18.539 --> 00:40:20.800 Knoxville can take it down a little bit, don't 00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:23.940 get me wrong, but he doesn't lose it. This one 00:40:23.940 --> 00:40:26.400 was written so poorly that Johnny Knoxville taking 00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:31.460 it down even further was just awful. Life Without 00:40:31.460 --> 00:40:39.519 Dick is... boring. It's predictable. It's not 00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:43.659 funny. Truthfully it's just something that nobody 00:40:43.659 --> 00:40:46.300 should have to watch and it's a TV movie for 00:40:46.300 --> 00:40:48.360 a reason There's a reason no one picked this 00:40:48.360 --> 00:40:50.440 one up and said yeah We're gonna make this a 00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:52.579 feature film debut that goes to the theaters. 00:40:54.920 --> 00:40:58.519 I Can't believe that it's past yoga hosers. I 00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:03.500 just can't I I Thought for sure that yoga hosers 00:41:03.500 --> 00:41:08.019 would constantly be the worst But this one just 00:41:08.019 --> 00:41:11.949 did it it was written for and directed by the 00:41:11.949 --> 00:41:14.210 same person. There's just nothing funny about 00:41:14.210 --> 00:41:18.409 it. There's nothing good about it. I think this 00:41:18.409 --> 00:41:20.650 is exactly right. What some of the reviews say 00:41:20.650 --> 00:41:23.150 about Life Without Dick is it's just awkward 00:41:23.150 --> 00:41:27.010 from the beginning. And that's what is so tough 00:41:27.010 --> 00:41:29.710 about it is awkward acting. It makes it feel 00:41:29.710 --> 00:41:32.690 stilted. It makes it feel just terrible. It doesn't 00:41:32.690 --> 00:41:36.070 ever connect and it doesn't ever feel right. 00:41:36.510 --> 00:41:38.650 Harry Connick Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker just 00:41:38.650 --> 00:41:41.900 don't. Mesh, so I don't believe their love story 00:41:41.900 --> 00:41:44.539 in the first place Johnny Knoxville and Sarah 00:41:44.539 --> 00:41:47.619 Jessica Parker don't mesh. So again another love 00:41:47.619 --> 00:41:51.019 story. I don't believe that I don't believe Craig 00:41:51.019 --> 00:41:53.940 Ferguson is just a bit role for bits that don't 00:41:53.940 --> 00:41:58.000 hit and to be a hit man that doesn't kill people 00:41:58.000 --> 00:42:00.960 and this girl just Finds a liking for it and 00:42:00.960 --> 00:42:03.500 decides to help him so that he can sing and start 00:42:03.500 --> 00:42:06.699 his career as a singer I mean, come on. What 00:42:06.699 --> 00:42:09.710 are we doing here? What are we doing? It's all 00:42:09.710 --> 00:42:11.829 I can say about life without dick. I really I 00:42:11.829 --> 00:42:13.510 don't want to shit on this movie any more than 00:42:13.510 --> 00:42:18.369 I have already But that's just what it is So 00:42:18.369 --> 00:42:20.369 yeah, if you're thinking I'm being too harsh 00:42:20.369 --> 00:42:24.050 on these movies. I probably am I'm probably splitting 00:42:24.050 --> 00:42:26.829 hairs because I need to rank them 1 through 24 00:42:26.829 --> 00:42:30.969 That being said I do enjoy watching bad movies 00:42:30.969 --> 00:42:36.079 for your pleasure I don't like that I do it as 00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:38.579 often as I do. I like some of the other people 00:42:38.579 --> 00:42:42.599 too. But you know, this is what we do. I love 00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:47.820 this podcast. I love doing it for you. So, I'll 00:42:47.820 --> 00:42:49.780 continue watching bad movies as long as you guys 00:42:49.780 --> 00:42:52.659 continue listening. If there's some bad movies 00:42:52.659 --> 00:42:55.500 you'd like me to do, at game4movie, you can find 00:42:55.500 --> 00:42:59.289 us everywhere. Tweet us, let us know. 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