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It is national championship night for the men's
tournament. And because of March Madness and
the tournament, I've actually had an idea that
I have not jumped at yet. So today seems like
the perfect time since it is national championship
day. I'm going to do a retrospective of all of
the bad movies I have watched for the podcast
I'm also going to rate them Being the best bad
movie and of course ending with the worst bad
movie that I've seen for the podcast I'll give
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of course first we jump into what are you drinking?
Normally at this time I have a beer but for once
I actually have a cocktail This is a pre -made
cocktail from Continuum Distilling which is in
Waterbury, Connecticut I had a little bit left
over from after we moved to North Carolina If
you haven't caught that yet, Claire and I have
moved to Charlotte, so we have all of our hosts
in different locations across the world. We don't
know where T -Dog is. Mitchell lives in LA now
with Kelly, and then Andre and Jill are still
holding down the fort in Connecticut, and Claire
and I are down in Charlotte. Continuum Distilling,
great distillery in Connecticut. If you are in
that area, please go check it out. This is their
Winter Old Fashioned. I didn't realize I had
a little more left of this so I am finishing
it up tonight while I'm talking bad movies with
you of course and then watching the basketball
game. So enough about what I'm drinking. I'm
going to lay out these 24, yes I said it, 24
bad movies I've watched for the podcast. Some
are movies that I watched solo and told everybody
about and some we watched together and I have
them in my ranking as well. I'm gonna go the
best bad movies to the worst bad movies. The
best bad movies, I might suggest, you never know.
The worst bad movies, stay away as far as you
can. So, without further ado, let's jump into
this retrospective. Number one, our best bad
movie that I've watched. It is Fantasy Island.
I've made no qualms about this, no bones about
it. Fantasy Island, not a great movie. It definitely
loses a lot, especially after you watch it the
first time. You don't need to watch it again.
There was some obvious things, but basically
this is a retread of a TV show that existed in
the 70s, I'd like to say, where these people
go to the island and their biggest wildest dreams
come true. In this movie, all these people that
come to Fantasy Island, their dream comes true,
and then all of a sudden takes a horrible turn.
Everybody has their own fantasy, and they come
together to solve the big mystery of the island,
and they also find out that they're all related
somehow. I gave this one, I think, a 3 out of
5, if I remember correctly. So Fantasy Island
actually isn't that bad a movie. It has an amazing
cast list too I will say. It stars Michael Pena
as the owner of the island, Maggie Q, Lucy Hale,
and of course we have a Jimmy Oh Yang appearance.
And Michael Rooker is in it too. So it's not
too bad a cast, it's a very good mindless movie.
If you're looking for something just to turn
on in the background, honestly you could do worse
than Fantasy Island. So that is my number one
best bad movie. We move now to number two. Number
two is the scary 1997 Jack Frost. I have to explain
that because there is also the Michael Keaton
Jack Frost that came out in 1998. This is 97
about a killer snowman. Basically it's a serial
killer named Jack Frost. Of course he's named
Jack Frost. He somehow gets into an accident
while being transferred from another prison and
he becomes a killer snowman. This one is goofy
as hell. The kills are fantastic if you like
scary movies because they're just a little more
unique. They're fun. There's not much I can really
say about this except for at the end, spoiler
alert, he gets dissolved in a vat of antifreeze.
So that's the kind of level you're going in with.
It's very cheesy, it's very hokey, there's some
nice ice puns not in the way of Batman and Robin,
but still pretty damn good. Jack Frost, I could
easily watch again, especially because it's just
dumb. It's so much fun to have a drink and laugh
at, especially if you can get some friends to
watch it with you. Number three. It's not so
much the movie on this one. Because the movie
is quite terrible and honestly if we hadn't done
it the way we did this movie would probably be
further down my list this was our first movie
that we all watched together and We watched it
in the same room. We got drunk and enjoyed it
Tommy Wiseau's the room. I don't need to say
anything about this movie. You know what it's
about You know the lines. You know the quotes.
You know the disaster artist The room is an awful
movie But I had such a good time watching it
with my friends where we were all in the same
place Just sitting on the couch enjoying a couple
drinks and watching time me why so try to act
This is a favorite of the podcast because Andre
has a great Tommy impersonation and This is just
one that means a lot honestly Could I watch it
on my own again? No? I really don't think I could,
and I'm not gonna tell you to do it either, but
if you're looking for a movie to watch with some
friends that you know is terrible, and you plan
on getting drunk, holy shit, this is the one
to do it. Along those same lines, number four
for best bad movie is Steel. Steel comes from
the 90s, it is definitely a product of the 90s.
Shaquille O 'Neal as a superhero, and that's
all I need to say because it's Shaquille O 'Neal.
Again, it's another one of those movies, you
know what you're getting. It has Richard Rowntree,
it has Shaquille O 'Neal in the starring role,
Ray J's in it, and Anna Beth Gish is the love
interest. Plus, Jed Nelson's the bad guy. This
movie's terrible. I can't say that enough. Don't
watch this movie. But, if you are going to get
hammered and have a good time watching a cheesy
superhero movie before the superhero craze hit,
Steel is pretty fun. Lots of puns, lots of cheesy
dialogue, lots of bad acting from Shaquille O
'Neal, you know what you're getting. It's the
movie that's on the cover. I mean, let's just
face it. Rounding out my top five, that will
be the movie Edison, or also known as Edison
Force. Supposedly this is based on a true story
too, which I feel... is not correct. If it is
based on a true story, it is very much stretched.
But this movie has an all -star cast. Let's go
for the lower names first. By lower names, I
mean the people that are 10th, 9th on the list
of the stars in this movie. We've got Damian
Wayans, Rosalyn Sanchez, Carrie Elwes, John Heard,
Dylan McDermott, And then our top four are LL
Cool J, Justin Timberlake, Kevin Spacey, and
Morgan Freeman. This movie was a lot of fun.
I actually really recommend this one. This is
probably up there because it actually is an okay
movie. Justin Timberlake, you can definitely
tell this is one of his first movies because
he's a little rough around the edges. But the
rest of this cast, they're having a great time
with it. Dylan McDermott as a sleazy, like, Bad
Cop is a blast. Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey
kill it as always, even though Kevin Spacey again,
yuck. LL Cool J is goofy as hell and a lot of
fun. And then Carrie Elwes is insane in this
movie, which is really great too. I don't know
what to say about this movie. Oh, Piper Parabot
is in it too. I completely forgot about her too.
She's JT's girlfriend slash fiance by the end
of the movie. Spoilers. This movie is cheesy
as hell. Let me just give you the tagline for
this movie. Corruption, righteousness, lawless.
In this city, only the cops are above the law.
Basically upon discovering a den of corrupt policemen,
Fresh -faced journalist played by Justin Timberlake
makes shaky allies and a jaded reporter That's
Morgan Freeman and an investigator for a powerful
district attorney Kevin Spacey And the police
force is called frat. I wish I could make some
kind of joke about that But really it's just
called frat like how did they? Not guess this
is what was going to happen and yet I was hanging
on their every word because of how cheesy and
stupid it was So I highly recommend Edison. This
is probably the only one on this list that I
actually highly recommend watching. I don't know
what happened with it. I don't know why it got
pushed to the side, but truthfully, there's a
lot worse that you can do. Next up on the list,
this makes up our six through 10. Six, Santa
with muscles, Hulk Hogan as a gym owner slash.
product pusher of supplements, gets hit on the
head, forgets who he is, and becomes Santa to
save an orphanage. It also has a very young Mila
Kunis. Santa with Muscles, ridiculous movie.
The executive producer is Jordan Belfort. Yes,
the guy that Wolf of Wall Street is based on.
So you can only imagine where this goes. It was
in the 80s. Yeah, this movie would be okay. This
movie made it to the 90s somehow. It's just everything
you get on the tin. Nothing about it is life
-changing There's exploding crystals that happens
underneath an orphanage. That's in a church Yeah,
this is exactly what it sounds like Santa with
muscles Number seven comes from the asylum. It's
Avengers Grimm Avengers Grimm one of the few
things that it has going for it is it has Lou
Ferrigno as Iron John This was probably my favorite
part of the whole thing, was just seeing Lou
Ferrigno in this movie. Plus Caspar Van Dyne
is Rumbled Stiltskin as well. This is basically
the Asylum making their own Avengers movie, but
using fairytale grim characters like Snow White
and Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Rapunzel.
Oh my god this movie. Um, it's an Asylum movie.
You're not expecting gold with it. Just enjoy
the fact that it's just a sheer ripoff. There
is also a sequel that Probably is going to happen
at some time in the near future Avengers Grimm
time wars so Great. We're going to have time
travel on that one looking forward to that one
Number eight. This is the shortest one on my
list in 2020 There was a little short film that
got released. It is a Christmas Lifetime movie
If you are excited for those kind of movies,
this is one for you. It premiered in 2020. It
stars Mario Lopez and it was made with Kentucky
Fried Chicken. It is a recipe for seduction.
It's like 10 to 15 minutes long. It is the story
of a young heiress who struggles to choose between
a wealthy suitor chosen by her mother and the
new house chef, Harlan Sanders, who of course
has the perfect recipe for fried chicken. Basically
all of it takes place around the dinner table
through several nights and this strange love
affair between the young heiress and Mario Lopez's
Colonel Sanders I don't know what I expected
with this one. I was just excited to see this
KFC short film That's a Christmas Lifetime movie.
It's just a big ad for KFC It is so worth it.
Ugh, find it on the internet because it's stupid
and it's cheesy and it's everything ridiculous.
If you like KFC, you're gonna hate KFC. If you
don't like KFC, you're gonna continue to not
like KFC. It's just so dumb. Number nine. A Recipe
for Seduction was a Christmas movie. So, let's
go to a Valentine's movie for my number 9. It
is Vampire Boys that you guys voted for on Twitter,
at Game For A Movie. You voted for us to watch
Vampire Boys on Valentine's Day instead of some
of the other classics like the Hottie and the
Naughty and some other classics that I can't
remember off the top of my head because it's
been almost two years since Vampire Boys which
is so strange. Vampire Boys, we have a Vampire
Boys 1 and a Vampire Boys 2 episode on the podcast
that Mitchell watched. Vampire Boys 1 is a gay
love story about a vampire and a young man who
doesn't know if he wants to be a vampire. It
is awful. Terrible. But you can enjoy yourself
watching this one. Vampire Boys is from 2011
and it looks like really it should have been
something from I don't know the 90s because it
has a haze filter across the entire film it feels
like Definitely could have been a studio film
Trivia about Vampire Boys. I won an award at
the 2011 Fresno Film Festival for best gay vampire
film So there you go If you want to watch the
2011 Fresno Film Festival's Best Gay Vampire
Film, Vampire Boys is right up your alley. Sticking
with the indie projects and movies that we watched
for holidays in particular, I watched this one
for Halloween. This is number 10, Oh Zombie.
I've noticed a lot of my movies at the top here.
What they really are is movies that just understood
the assignment. They are what they are. Jack
Frost, Santa with Muscles, Avengers Grimm, Vampire
Boys, Osambe, Recipe for Seduction, like all
of these movies are exactly what they said they
wanted to be. This one knows what it is. It's
about Osama Bin Laden becoming a zombie and turning
the Taliban into zombies too. and basically a
yoga instructor trying to find her conspiracy
theory brother. I mean this movie. This movie,
this movie, this movie. The characters are ridiculous,
the storyline insane, yet you just have a fun
time laughing at all of these characters. With
names like Chip, Tomboy, Joker, DC, Chappo, like
these are the worst names. Oh, there's also Herc.
Whiskey Thunder Bravo like all these people It
knew what it was it completely understood the
assignment it was supposed to be a goofy movie
about Osama bin Laden being a zombie Obviously
with talking about real people and real people
that created atrocities like Osama bin Laden
some things you just aren't meant to laugh at
but this one at least, it tried to be something
you laugh at and the fact that it's just ridiculous.
Along the same lines as Osambe, we've got number
11. It is another Asylum film. I think it is
the last one on our list from Asylum, but it
is Atlantic Rim. Atlantic Rim, of course, is
a parody of Pacific Rim. Basically, instead of
fighting monsters on the Pacific side, there
are fighting monsters on the Atlantic side. There's
bad CGI. is cheap looking, it is a much smaller
budget, the only big name is Graham Greene, and
even then you're going, who is that guy? He's
the guy from Twilight. Oh, okay, now I get who
you're talking about. Yeah, that's Atlantic Rim,
pretty much in a nutshell. These movies here,
because we're at number 11, these are the ones
that are just your average run -of -the -mill
bad movies. The problem is with some of these
movies that they're just boring They don't do
anything wrong or bad. It's just they don't do
anything. They don't make you feel anything Atlantic
Rim I didn't care about these characters. In
fact, I was cheering for one of them to die at
the hand of one of these monsters so That just
goes to show you what this movie was talking
about monsters. We come to our number 12 It is
the failed starter for the dark universe 2017's
the mummy The biggest thing that this movie did
wrong was announced that it was starting a new
cinematic universe. Obviously this started Tom
Cruise, Sofia Boutella, Russell Crowe, we had
Jake Johnson, Courtney B. Vance, a lot of big
names to throw into this movie because they wanted
to get off the ground running and make this dark
universe. Problem is they forgot to make a good
movie before they started the universe. The best
part of this movie is the beginning. And then
after you think Tom Cruise is dead, that's basically
where this movie goes downhill. And the biggest
sin that it commits is it's just boring for a
long stretch of it. Obviously having Russell
Crowe as Henry Jekyll and Mr. Hyde I actually
think is a good casting, surprisingly. I think
that would have been fun to see in more movies.
The problem is, like I said, they announced that
it was going to be a universe before this one
even did anything, and I think that's what killed
it. Truthfully, it's not an awful movie. It's
just not great. And you can watch it. You can
get something from it. It kills a couple hours.
You don't feel too bad at the end of it going,
eh, that was fine. I don't really care. But that's
it. It doesn't do anything remarkable. It doesn't
do anything exciting. And starting with something
called The Mummy. I think it just compares itself
too much to a much more beloved franchise because
everyone knows that Brendan Fraser is so much
better than Tom Cruise, person wise and everything
wise. So that's the first 12 of the 24 bad movies
that I've watched for this podcast. Have you
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Let's get to the second half of the list. These
are some of the worst of the worst. Another one
that we watched together and this one was through
Netflix Party at the beginning of the pandemic
when we didn't know if there was going to be
new movies. If we didn't know, we could talk
about movies. We've done a lot of that still.
Number 13 on my list is China Salesman. This
was a complete accident that we found this movie.
Like a complete, complete accident. Basically,
here's the synopsis before I tell you why this
movie was chosen to watch in the first place.
A Chinese IT company representative attempts
to spoil a conspiracy to start a civil war in
an African country orchestrated by a European
businessman who is aided by a tough African warrior.
Yeah. How does that sound? Sound great. It shouldn't
because it really wasn't The only reason this
movie was chosen is because of the cover art
and Also because at a different name. It's a
deadly contract for some other places, but China
salesman is its real name The cover has two action
stars and it pits them against each other It
is Mike Tyson versus Steven Seagal That's right
Mike Tyson versus Steven Seagal everything about
that screams bad movie fun So we decided to watch
it. Yeah that fight happens in the first 20 minutes.
It's done after that doesn't happen again It's
awful it is terrible movie the first 20 minutes
well worth it just because it is ridiculous to
have a battle between Mike Tyson and Steven Seagal
including in the opening credits they spell Steven
Seagal's name wrong just to give you how bad
this is. I don't know how to describe this movie
they advertise it completely as Mike Tyson versus
Steven Seagal and I'm giving it I'm giving it
the first 20 minutes it really is the first five
minutes and then they don't come back in the
movie besides maybe one or two characters. it
is absolutely ridiculous it's mayhem it's craziness
it's dumb it's everything about it work in the
middle of a war that's the best way i can describe
it because basically the day was saved by putting
up routers it's not exactly like that but pretty
much that's exactly what it is so number 13 i
will say is related to number 14 number 14 let
me just read this cast list and you tell me how
it fails We've got Michael Fassbender, Will Arnett,
Michael Shannon, John Malkovich, Megan Fox, and
Josh Prolin. Yes, it is Jonah Hex, the DC superhero
that doesn't actually have powers in the comics,
but for some reason they decided to give him
powers for the screen. He comes back from the
dead, he has one foot in the grave, one foot
not in the grave. He needs to stop John Malkovich
from essentially using dragon balls to destroy
the world. And yes, they are really dragon balls
because they're just orange glowing cannon balls.
They look exactly like dragon balls. Michael
Fassbender is the best part of this by far because
you can tell he just goes completely unhinged
bad guy. Everything about this movie was ridiculous.
We watched this together. I have it on DVD for
some reason I don't know why but somehow someway
I have this on DVD and I'm just going to read
you a little bit of a trivia about this during
the duration of filming Josh Brolin could only
shave half his beard to accommodate the prosthetic
on the other side of his face So this meant that
he spent several months walking around with only
half a beard on his face, and I love that picture
He also apparently broke John Malkovich's thumb
during a scene when they were fighting. This
movie had a red room. This movie... What can
you say about a love sequence between Josh Brolin
and Megan Fox at this point? It's just creepy.
And John Malkovich was boring as the villain,
which is the exact worst kind of John Malkovich.
John Malkovich I love having unhinged. The John
Malkovich in red? The movie Red would be the
villain I would have had for Jonah Hex instead.
It doesn't do anything necessarily wrong, but
it doesn't do anything necessarily right either.
It's just middle of the road, boring. After you're
done, you're going to completely forget this
movie. It also shocks me that that movie came
out in 2010 because I feel like that movie came
out a lot earlier. We've got a fun one for number
15. This is our unaired episode Unfortunately,
somehow some way my old computer decided that
it was going to get rid of this entire episode
that we did We had a full episode recorded on
this movie. It is called Dragon Ball Evolution
If you've ever seen Dragon Ball Z You're not
going to like Dragon Ball Evolution. It has one
of the cheesiest fight scenes. It has a terrible
Lord Piccolo All the characters are basically
whitewashed. I can't say enough bad about this
movie because they just did not understand the
actual property they were they were adapting.
And one of the things that they didn't get right,
even though I love Chow Yun Fat and he was actually
really good in this role, he was Master Roshi
and he just doesn't look old, which is great
for him because he was born in 1955. Chow Yun
Fat looks amazing for his age, just so we're
all clear. But Dragon Ball Evolution, I have
nothing nice to say about it. We had a very good
conversation on that episode and I wish you could
hear more about it, but it's just my computer
ate it and never let it go. Dragon Ball Evolution,
oh my gosh, this one, I really wish that episode
would have stuck around because honestly, I think
you guys would have enjoyed that episode a lot.
We might still come back to it once we've forgotten
about it. because I don't want to watch that
movie ever again anytime soon. But if we've forgotten
about it and we want to watch it again sometime
in the near future, maybe we will. Dragon Ball
Evolution falls at my number 15 on the list,
which brings us to 16. Dragon Ball Evolution
thought it was doing something right. Number
16 knew it was not doing anything right and it
was going to be low. That's Tsunami. Tsunami
was very low quality. terrible CGI of the Tsunami
bees, which is really a wasp tornado. They just
wanted the pun on this one, which drives me even
more insane about this. It's evolved into a Christian
movie, which is fine if that's your agenda and
everything like that, but at least market it
that way because I went in expecting a movie
about bees killing people and I got a movie about
bees killing people that aren't repentant to
their souls. Oh man, I just I don't know where
to begin with this one and I really should probably
have it lower on the list But there's just so
many more bad movies coming Tsunami is everything
bad about B horror movies B horror movies can
be fun. Sharknado is a blast Tsunami is not it
is something you never want to Bring near anyone
ever again. I do not recommend this movie for
anyone That's all I got for it. I really don't
have any more. I can't talk about this movie
anymore because truthfully no one should see
this movie. My 17 and 18 movies are basically
the same kind of movie. It is Bratz and then
Crimes of Fashion. Basically both of these are
teen girl dramas, coming -of -age stories. Bratz
about your favorite Bratz dolls as real human
beings. Yes, that's Bratz with a Z. Basically,
getting broken up at high school and they have
to rediscover the power of friendship to get
over the mean clique. Crimes of Fashion stars
Kaylee Cuoco and Megan Fox. It is a made -for
-TV movie that aired on ABC Family, which is
now Freeform, of course. Kaylee Cuoco is attending
fashion university to learn how to become a fashion
designer when her grandfather dies and leaves
her in charge of the mafia. I wish I was joking
about that one. Both of these movies, I think
why they fall at 17 and 18 are they are exactly
what you expect. They are extremely predictable
in every shape and way. You know what's gonna
happen? A to Z. I can tell you right now the
entirety of the Bratz movie, even if I've never
seen it before. Crimes of Fashion 2. The only
thing I'll say about Crimes of Fashion is that
it looked below our budget. That's why it fell
to 18 instead of 17. and 17 John Voight played
the principal and he looked like he was being
held at gunpoint the entire time for the Bratz
movie so yeah and Bratz I can also tell you one
of my favorite things about this is that one
of the people that was supposed to choreograph
everything and do the fashion design for it uh
was Paula Abdul and she got let go during the
process so uh yeah that's a fun little fun fact
about that one 19 comes from Italy It is Leo
the lion an animated film. I don't have very
many animated films on here Maybe maybe that's
what we need to go down the road of bad animation
So really I think that's my only bad animation
movie huh? Okay, so Leo the lion is the story
of a vegetarian lion That has to get a baby elephant
back to her mother. He also needs to become the
leader of the pride because he has been betrayed
by his brother. I need a second on this one.
I absolutely need a second on this one. The whole
purpose of this movie was to tell you that vegetarianism
is great. It's good. And though that lifestyle
is not for me, I don't judge anybody that does
it. I understand why you do it. I am very much
a carnivore when it comes to certain things.
The issue is you can take that stance in a movie.
You can. But don't make your main character,
who is a vegetarian, look like he's dying. Leo
the lion is obviously malnourished, according
to this animation that they have. You can see
his ribs half the time. It just does not make
sense. Why? Make him look good. Change the other
lion's colors to look a little less bright or
something like that. Make Leo the star. You made
him the good guy, but you also made him look
like he's going to die any second And so vegetarianism
is not the way to go. I Just don't get this I
don't get its point I don't get its message and
the songs are awful the animations terrible the
Rasta monkey singing at the end Kill me now reminded
me of this movie, and this was the second movie
I watched for the podcast the bad movie uh second
bad movie i watched for the podcast and i still
have so many bad memories of this one that's
how bad this movie was i can still fully see
it and understand that this was a terrible terrible
movie that should never have existed we're getting
to the end this is the final five number 20 All
About Steve. Yes, the movie that stars Sandra
Bullock where she won the Razzie for Worst Actress
the same year she won the Best Actress Academy
Award for The Blind Side. All About Steve is
about a girl who is obsessed with Steve, the
meteorologist. Steve is of course played by Bradley
Cooper. It has Ken Jeong. This movie. This, this
movie. One of my biggest things is if it was
gender -swapped this would be creepy as hell,
but the other thing is that You don't want to
root for Sandra Bullock in this movie And that's
the way it's written and I'm sure she's doing
the best she can because Sandra Bullock is a
great actress That's not in question. There's
no reason why we should think otherwise Speed
to withstanding because speed 2 is terrible and
I never watched speed 2 for the podcast So it
is not on this list, but trust me that would
be Towards this end it might be after all about
Steve. I don't know It's just a weird premise
you don't cheer for her at all. You don't like
her She's just a weird girl that is supposed
to come off as manic pixie pretty much And you're
supposed to like this pixie girl because she's
so kind to everybody and she's such a good person
And she makes you feel good things, but she just
comes across as annoying she comes across as
needy and she comes across as Virtually obsessed
in every sense of the world word with this guy.
She went on one date with Stalker much. I mean
that's that's all I can say about this movie.
That's why all about Steve slips down here I'm
sorry Sandra Bullock, it's not your fault. Well,
it kind of is, but it's not your fault with the
writing at least. Number 21, another movie we
all watch together. It's Transylvania. Transylvania
is ridiculous. The best joke being about slamming
weed into your asshole. I wish I could say that
in a nicer way, but no, you have to have this
picture in your head like I do. A weed dildo.
goes into somebody's asshole. That is the best
way I can describe Transylvania. It's lame jokes,
it's sexist, it's just awful. Everything about
Transylvania deserves all the hate it gets. I
just am still shocked. We talked about this over
and over. The two guys that star in it and that
wrote it also has written the Sonic the Hedgehog
and Sonic the Hedgehog 2 movies. It's just completely
different things. I don't understand. It's the
same level of humor probably because it's just
juvenile humor But at the same time like how
do you make a hit like that and also make this
bad a movie? It all has all your bad stereotypes
of Transylvania movies vampires and Frankenstein's
monster and Just dumb dumb. There's nothing smart
about it. Nothing at all the last three The worst
of the worst. I don't know if anybody's going
to question this one. Anybody's going to question
this list, I don't know, maybe. But number 22
is Cats. Oh, cats. What the fuck was with this
movie? What happened to this movie? The half
-done CGI, the creepy humans that are wearing
makeup and hair and cat costumes that aren't
completely done with their human hands. the bad
songs, the bad acting, the bad choreography,
the bad direction, just everything about it.
And to top it all off, the worst part of this
movie, the worst sin it did was have James Corden
in it and Rebel Wilson. Rebel Wilson can be okay,
she can be alright, but the issue with this movie
is that they let James Corden and Rebel Wilson
be too over the top, too crazy. the stuff behind
the scenes about how they were editing this movie
to the last second there's the butthole cut apparently
which I don't understand how there's a butthole
cut of anything and the fact that Jason Derulo
is upset because his cat penis was too small
and he has a huge penis like all of these things
Just add up to a terrible movie. No matter how
you cut it. I don't get how anybody thought this
was a good idea I'm looking at you Tom Hooper.
This just doesn't make sense and especially some
of these things I'm seeing on your filmography
that you've directed. The King's Speech was excellent.
How the hell did the guy who did the King's Speech
and Les Miserables, which is a great adaptation
I'd say, how did that person create this monstrosity?
Luckily, the thing that I can say is that there's
no future projects in his future. This is the
last movie he did and truthfully, he deserved
it. Tom Hooper if you're wondering what happened
to your career cats just look at cats. I'm sorry
I don't mean to be cruel or hard on anybody,
but This cat's movie is enough of a death sentence
that I don't think he should direct anything
ever again There you go. I know sorry Tom Hooper.
Sorry, buddy, but This was just too much. This
was awful speaking of awful a movie. I've talked
about several times on this podcast number 24
It just recently got surpassed as the worst movie
I have done and I It's really weird because yoga
hosers was one of our early episodes and our
last movie is One of our it's our most recent
episode besides this one. So yoga hosers is our
bad movie 24 Kevin Smith directed Kevin Smith's
daughter starring Johnny Depp's daughter starring
and Johnny Depp starring. Nazi sausages. I've
talked about this movie over and over and over
again. The reason I hate this movie the most
is not because it's a bad movie. It's because
it was made out of spite. Truthfully, with the
Nazi sausages and with understanding this movie
as just a bad movie that a director screwed up
on, I may be able to forgive a lot of it. It
wouldn't be at the top of my list, but maybe
it'd be at 16 instead of 23. The reason I hate
this movie is because he made this movie because
somebody called him at a Comic -Con a yoga hoser.
That's it. That's what happened. Somebody called
him a yoga hoser and he decided he was going
to make a movie in spite of that person. And
this movie is completely made with spite. You
can tell it's terrible. I don't think that's
ever going to change. I really don't. I thought
it was always going to be the worst of the worst
for me as well. That got surpassed recently.
I bring you the last and final movie of the bad
movies I've watched for this podcast, the worst
of the worst. Life Without Dick. Life Without
Dick, Sarah Jessica Parker, Harry Connick Jr.,
we've got Craig Ferguson, and we've got Johnny
Knoxville. This cast wasn't that bad. I mean,
Harry Connick Jr., whatever you can say about
his acting career. Craig Ferguson's a bit part.
Johnny Knoxville and Sarah Jessica Parker should
have been the ones holding up this movie, and
Sarah Jessica Parker was probably the worst.
And Johnny Knoxville was written awfully, and
he... When a character is written well, Johnny
Knoxville can take it down a little bit, don't
get me wrong, but he doesn't lose it. This one
was written so poorly that Johnny Knoxville taking
it down even further was just awful. Life Without
Dick is... boring. It's predictable. It's not
funny. Truthfully it's just something that nobody
should have to watch and it's a TV movie for
a reason There's a reason no one picked this
one up and said yeah We're gonna make this a
feature film debut that goes to the theaters.
I Can't believe that it's past yoga hosers. I
just can't I I Thought for sure that yoga hosers
would constantly be the worst But this one just
did it it was written for and directed by the
same person. There's just nothing funny about
it. There's nothing good about it. I think this
is exactly right. What some of the reviews say
about Life Without Dick is it's just awkward
from the beginning. And that's what is so tough
about it is awkward acting. It makes it feel
stilted. It makes it feel just terrible. It doesn't
ever connect and it doesn't ever feel right.
Harry Connick Jr. and Sarah Jessica Parker just
don't. Mesh, so I don't believe their love story
in the first place Johnny Knoxville and Sarah
Jessica Parker don't mesh. So again another love
story. I don't believe that I don't believe Craig
Ferguson is just a bit role for bits that don't
hit and to be a hit man that doesn't kill people
and this girl just Finds a liking for it and
decides to help him so that he can sing and start
his career as a singer I mean, come on. What
are we doing here? What are we doing? It's all
I can say about life without dick. I really I
don't want to shit on this movie any more than
I have already But that's just what it is So
yeah, if you're thinking I'm being too harsh
on these movies. I probably am I'm probably splitting
hairs because I need to rank them 1 through 24
That being said I do enjoy watching bad movies
for your pleasure I don't like that I do it as
often as I do. I like some of the other people
too. But you know, this is what we do. I love
this podcast. I love doing it for you. So, I'll
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