You know what that sound means? It's another
episode of Game for a Movie where we talk. Ball
start. Offense. Five yard penalty. You know what
that sound means? It's another episode of Game
for a Movie where we ask, are you game for a
movie? My name is Mike. I'll be your host. I
am joined by Jill and Andre. Hi, friends. Hey,
this is this is very last second that we got
everybody together, but I'm so happy to have
both of you here. Yeah, like so happy. Yeah.
So we have a heck of a movie to talk about. It
is a bad movie episode. Let me tell you, it's
a gem. But first, we got to dive into what are
we drinking? Jill, lead us off. What are you
drinking over there? I'm representing all the
young old ladies out there. I'm drinking tea.
It's herbal tea. Yeah, you know. It's like one
of my favorite letters of the alphabet. The letter
T. The letter T. And what's the number of the
day, a la Sesame Street? Three. Today is brought
to you by the number three. I love three. That
was my favorite number. Three was my lucky number
growing up, so. I do wear number three, usually.
I'm born on the 3rd of May. I'm born on the 9th,
so I can't really say anything. Nine doesn't
feel like a lucky number. It's divisible by three.
Yes, we'll go with that. Okay, so tea, herbal
tea. Yes, I am drinking Aurora Blue. It's by
the Spice and Tea Exchange. It's from Alexandria,
Virginia, and it's an herbal tea. So that means
no caffeine. And in this case, it's made with
ginger root, lemongrass, lemon peel, and probably
the most important, the butterfly pea flowers,
which is why the tea itself is blue. It naturally
excretes the color. If you have something with
this ingredient in it, put some citrus, like
a lemon juice. And it's going to turn into like
a light purple color. Yeah. It tastes delicious.
That's cool. The Empress Gin is made with this
pea flour ingredient. So any sort of like, you
know. You said pea flour. Any sort of like color
changing gin drink that has Empress Gin in it.
It turns from blue to purple. It's pretty sick.
It's pretty neat. That's a nice trick. Neato.
Nice. That sounds really cool, actually. Not
gonna lie. Andre, what are you drinking? I saw
you grab a beer for this. I did, because I can't
help myself. I got a Nomadism from Treehouse,
the famous brewery from Massachusetts. It is
a Czech dark lager, and it tastes like toffee
and coffee at the same time, and it's great,
and I love it. Have you tapped it on Untapped?
I should probably tap that, shouldn't I? Tap
that. Tap that, bitch. Okay, cool. This is clocking
in at like a 4 .25 to BH. That's your average
for everything. Because I like it! I don't know,
man. Shit. If I didn't like it, that's the thing.
Jill makes fun of me because she says I'm too
nice on untapped. If I don't like it, I just
don't untap it. Which is fine. yeah like but
like if you're not gonna gatekeep tapping look
at my untapped history it just shows it's like
wow this guy just really likes beer it's like
well no i just drink way more beer than that
but if it rates below a three seven i'm not i'm
not putting it on the below three seven wait
whoa below three seven yeah i go as low as 2
.5 i mean if you're 50 you're still yeah i told
you he's too nice yeah like if you're one okay
yeah i'll probably just skip you but if you're
i have not it's been a while you need a phoenix
right level objection to get out of this you
need to think about it this way i use untapped
for the beers i've drank before so i look at
the low ones and go okay one i didn't like this
beer i'm not going to get a four pack of it or
a six pack or a 12 pack whatever it is okay so
like miller light not getting it sorry sure sure
miller's piss Brought to you by Miller Lite.
Please sponsor us. Please sponsor us. Hey, Miller.
We got you. Probably shouldn't go after Miller
Coors, like one of the biggest beer distributors
in the world. Coors Lite's good. I like Coors
Lite. Cool. Dude, I love those mountains, man.
Let's see. Yeah, I like when my mountains are
blue. I just like, okay, here's where I'm at,
right? I feel like I play too many video games
because I feel like the games industry at large,
like grades. video games on a scale right where
like the commonality of like if ign gives a video
game below a six out of ten or six if it gives
below a seven out of ten you're like wow this
game is trash but like which by your logic like
10 is like oh i kind of enjoy this you know well
but what i'll say about that is this is for you
not for the consumer this is for you the beer
drinker you're more likely to get a kirby and
the forgotten land beer than you are to give
a bad rating to kirby and the forgotten land
do you know what i mean right yeah yeah okay
okay i get that i get sorry i was telling tony
about kirby and the forgotten land he got a free
switch today second time you got a free switch
wow congrats to tony holy shit kirby yeah tony
got a free switch um his boss won one at like
an event or something like that and uh to the
victor goes the spoils because he already had
a switch so he's like here tony you're a really
good employee how about you have a switch Okay,
there we go. Wow. Couldn't happen to a better
person. Yeah. Curry's Groundland is a great game
for the Switch, if you just get one for the first
time. It's a cute game. Yes. For me, however...
Oh, there we go. Is that a hobo? Oh, yes, it
is. It is a Lord Hobo koozie with boom sauce,
because I do love Lord Hobo. Oh, it's a koozie,
okay. Yeah, it's a koozie. No, no, no. No, I
wish I had boom sauce. This is, no, it's a cardigan,
but thanks for noticing. It is a hazy IPA. It
is from a brewery in Durham. It is the Dirty
Bull Brewing Company in Durham, North Carolina.
I don't know if you guys knew this or not for
our listeners. Obviously, Andre and Jill, you
know this, but Claire and I moved to Charlotte.
Andre and Jill are still up in Connecticut holding
strong for the Nutmeggers. Gotta represent. Gotta
represent. We moved down to North Carolina. I've
been trying a bunch of different new beer, which
is great. That's what's fun about this. I was
going to ask you about this. How is North Carolina's
beer scene? There's a lot of good beer. A lot
of good beer. I have a couple. It's funny you
bring this up because I have a proposition for
you guys. You know Beth. Yeah. Beth runs an Instagram
called Big Booty Brews. She goes to local breweries,
rates beer, you know. Her and I were talking
about a beer trade where you send a beer, they
send a beer. You send a beer, they send a beer.
So people like me can get my fix of Connecticut
beer and people like you guys could get a fix
of North Carolina beer. Would you be interested
in doing so? How do we send the beer over? Just
mail it? That's a good question. I need to figure
that step out. It's not legal to do that, but
I think there's ways you can do it. It's not
legal to do it, but we'll figure it out. We'll
figure it out. I haven't gotten through all the
plans, but people send beer in the mail all the
time. I know a couple friends that do. Yeah.
Jillian, I... Yeah. I mean, I'm not worried about
getting arrested or anything like that. Well,
that's good because this is a setup. Oh, fuck!
It's a trap. I'm down to get some North Carolina
beers. Okay. We'll talk about it. We'll go in
length about this later. But none of these beers
are enough to get me through the monstrosity
that was the bad movie. So I watched it myself
because schedules are crazy. You never know.
This thing got put together last minute. So I'm
happy to tell you guys all about Life Without
Dick, a movie from 2002. Couldn't imagine. Couldn't
imagine. I've seen the trailer. It's a trip.
It's something. You were excited to hear me talk
about a rom -com. There needed to be some comedy
for this one. That's sad. That's the cardinal
rule of Aramcom. It's funny. Direct to video.
That is always a good sign. I also thought this
got released at some point, but I guess I was
wrong. You want to know what's crazy? It's 2002.
Sarah Jessica Parker was in Sex and the City.
Wow, you're right. That's true. This is peak
Sex and the City for her, right? Yeah, I believe
so. Either this was not filmed in 2022, or sorry,
in 2002. 2022, yes. Either this was not filmed
in 2002, which I'm guessing that's the case,
or it was contract obligated. I do wonder about
that because I actually don't know off the top
of my head. I will say, however, like Johnny
Knoxville is also in this. Yep. He had Men in
Black 2 come out that same year. And I know he
wasn't a big part of that. He's like the pawn
shop guy, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. With the
second head that popped up and everything. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. So like he was a big part of it.
i forgot he was in that you're welcome happy
to help now let's talk dick you're so excited
to talk about dick oh always so excited to talk
about dick um brief synopsis before we get into
the actual synopsis but basically it is about
a woman who is trying to live without her boyfriend
dick uh at first you think they're broken up
nope he's dead She killed him, right? Well, that's
what we'll get into. So let's start talking about
Life Without Dick. About 30 seconds into the
film, she is driving home with her blue bug,
slug bug. She's wearing a birthday hat. I don't
know why she's wearing a birthday hat for the
beginning of this movie. Because people like
hats. Yeah, apparently. She walks in and there
are three suitcases. And there's her boyfriend,
Dick, playing the guitar, playing the song, leaving
on a jet plane, which is not really a song you
do when you're in a happy mood. She calls him
out for cheating on her with the crossing guard.
This was oddly specific that it was a crossing
guard. Okay. And so she pulls out a gun from
her purse. And she shoots through the guitar
and through Dick. So there you go. We are two
minutes into the movie. Dick is dead. What? Okay,
got it. Hence, we're life without Dick. Okay,
got it. This is not. That escalated very quickly.
Well, she usually doesn't have any bullets in
her gun. She was just trying to scare him. So
there's a flashback. Three minutes into the movie
and there's a flashback. Yes, it's that kind
of movie. they show that he has like a dresser
drawer that opens up that has a bunch of guns
and bullets. Or like ammunition and stuff. And
apparently he found her gun and was like, why
is this empty? You need to have a bullet in it.
He loaded her gun? Yeah, he loaded her gun, spun
it, put it away, put it back in her purse. Wow.
Tommy Knoxville, you're smarter than that. Yeah.
Flashes back to the present, and then it flashes
back to the past again. There's not enough that
happens in the present. Get used to the term
flashback. Okay. If you'd like to play a fun
game along at home, drink every time we say flashback.
Oh, God. Okay. And if we want this show to get
more fun for us, I'm also going to drink every
time I say flashback. And you better catch up
to yourself, man. yeah basically just waterfalled
for like five i want to i want to know what at
the end your breakdown of the ratio flashbacks
at present day in the film drink um yeah right
me too trust me um so it goes back flashback
to when oh my god this is gonna be a bad episode
it goes back to when um basically they are drinking
with a friend of hers and she basically is like
i need to go powder my nose and he goes so am
i going to your place tonight like right in front
of her pretty much and so i'm already going well
dick's dead good we didn't need to care about
him anyway dick's a dick yeah that also comes
back into play but we'll get to there later so
we're in present day Colleen is practicing calling
the police on the phone. Oh my God. Like my,
my boyfriend's been shot. I accidentally shot
him. I didn't realize I was going to shoot him.
Can't do it. Calls her mom. Her mom's just like,
well, what if you go with that other boy? Basically
not listening to the fact that Dick is gone.
She doesn't understand that Dick is dead. She
just thinks Dick is gone. So she's like, what
if you go with this other boy? And she goes,
mom, you know, he married my best friend, Pamela
Grinder, like three years ago. Pamela Grinder.
Okay. Pamela Grinder. Yes. Okay. Yep. Made me
want a sandwich. Hashtag not real name. uh basically
the mother just doesn't listen to her and just
talks over her so she gets no advice there she
hangs up the phone and she was just like yeah
it's just like that alcoholic psychic madam hugonot
said adam hugonot there's a lot of names being
thrown around yeah i'm trying to i'm trying to
give you a little break uh because there's a
flashback oh flashback oh my god She's in psychic
Madam Hugo Knott's spot getting her future read.
This is the mother? No, this is Sarah Jessica
Parker, whose name is Colleen. This is Colleen
getting her future read. Yes, her character's
name is Colleen. So there's Colleen, Dick, and
then I'm also going to introduce you to Danny
soon enough. Those are the three names that you'll
probably have to know the most. All right. So
she's at psychic Madam Hugo Knott's place wearing
the same party hat for some reason. Again, we
don't know. Madam Hugo Knott is like obviously
a fraud. Basically, your boyfriend, Aaron, and
she's like, Dick? Yes, Dick. Dick. He's going
to cheat on you and go to Rome with a crossing
guard. She basically goes, why a crossing card?
And Madame Yukonat says, and I quote, they're
the sirens of the school system. Okay, that's
kind of, that's fucking dumb. That is very dumb.
I think that lands. I don't know. So that gets
an Andre chuckle. Yeah. It's an Andre chuckle.
Low bar. it is but like sirens in the school
system all right fucking whatever man it helps
it alliterates to be honest with you the sirens
of the school system okay great but madam hugo
not has more she also says but if you break up
with dick or leave dick you're going to find
love with someone you met recently which leads
to another flashback that's right it's a flashback
within a flashback wow a nested flashback that's
never a good sign yes oh it's awful basically
uh dick was driving backed into our friend danny
who's played by harry connick jr okay they back
into each other he's pulling out of his space
and he backs into danny So Danny basically like
comes out and like is making this big deal about
the fact that he was he had the right away and
he wasn't looking and he's an asshole and blah,
blah, blah. And then he notices Colleen and like
openly flirts with her and is like, oh, what
time do you want me to pick you up for our date
tonight? And Colleen's kind of OK with it. Like,
she's just kind of OK. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah,
sure. Cool. it's the weirdest thing because like
both of them are just like totally okay with
it it's like they have an open relationship but
they don't know they have an open relationship
oh okay yeah i don't know it's kind of strange
uh it goes back it sounds strange oh it's a terrible
movie uh it goes back to the present and colleen's
like passed her flashback uh flashback damn it
oh worst rule ever um Now we go to Danny. Danny
is meeting with his boss who is the head of the
Irish mob. Okay. Who would be the head of the
Irish mob if you were casting a perfect Irish
mob leader? And I can tell you this is actually
pretty decent casting. Irish mob. um um donald
gleason's dad mad eye moody i forget his name
that's a decent one i like that i like that uh
is it um brendan gleason brendan yes yes yes
yes him okay i like that that's a good that's
a good choice jill do you have a guess i do but
isn't um i have to make sure i have the right
actor oh okay colin farrell Colin Farrell is
a good choice. Or Pierce Brosnan. Now I'm looking
at a list. Pierce Brosnan is a good one. None
of these are the correct choice. The correct
choice is Craig Ferguson. What's that? Craig
Ferguson. Craig Ferguson. Yeah, it sounds like
somebody I should know, but I don't know. Oh,
you know Craig Ferguson. Yeah. Craig Ferguson
used to be a writer on The Simpsons. He used
to be a talk show host. And he did the show before
Conan did. He passed the reins to Conan. He's
the one that gave Conan the late, late show.
Yes. And Craig Ferguson is very, very Irish.
Well, actually, it looks like he's from Edinburgh.
So maybe he's Scottish, which is. All right.
I'm on his Wikipedia page. He is from Scotland.
Well, all right. That's problematic. Yeah. What
are we all look the same to you? Yeah, right.
We could edit out stuff. No, I'm fine with it.
I look like an asshole. I don't care. I'm against
my own people. I'm Irish and Scottish. I get
away with shit. Hey, if you've never seen a picture
of me before, imagine every Irish Scottish person
you've ever seen. That about lines up. He was
in an episode of The Wild Thornberries. I'm not
shocked by that. Yeah. Who does he voice? Like,
what is he like? Is he going to meet anything
with you? No. Do you remember the episode dances
with dingoes? No, I don't. I don't remember a
specific episode of the wild. Well, if you don't
remember an episode with dingoes, then you're
not going to remember who he was. Stop right
there. Okay, great. Yeah, that one. Donnie Thornberry.
That's flea. Yeah, it is flea. wow i'm shocked
everybody knew that oh yeah i thought that was
pretty well known isn't that like his main acting
credit to be fair yeah yeah like but i'm just
how often do you think people remember that donnie
thornberry was flea and all three of us knew
that yeah true good for us for good for a 90s
nostalgia right so danny goes through like uh
uh craig ferguson's name is jared by the way
okay so danny goes through jared's mansion and
goes to the back where the boys are playing a
bit of football. Yes, it is football, not soccer,
not soccer, not football. It is football. Danny
is a hitman. We learn that doesn't kill people.
Jared's very upset because he keeps giving him
people to kill and he's not doing it. Jokes on
Jared. Yes, jokes on Jared. Also. The boys that
are playing football stop because they want to
hear Danny sing again. So Danny has a good voice.
Danny has a good voice. I don't know if you know
how Harry Connick Jr. is famous. I don't. Harry
Connick Jr. has a very good voice. So he's like
a Michael Bublé? Yes. I would say that is a very
apt description. Okay. I like a Josh Groban type.
It looks like he's one to... Emmys for music
direction. Alright. So, yeah. He also was on
American Idol, just in case you didn't know that.
I did not. Yes, he was one of the judges on American
Idol. Oh, fuck. Which seasons? None I cared about.
Right. After it was important. Yeah, I was about
to say, after Paula Abdul left. Yeah, okay, got
it. If you replaced Paula, then yeah, I did not
see it. that's what to say like are you do you
love american idol i mean i loved it with the
rest of the nation back when i was in fifth grade
or whatever you know i've got a story to put
a pin on this for later because we can talk after
the show but remind me about american idol okay
sounds great after um there's multiple people
in this mob called patrick because of course
irish mom oh great great great It's more offensive
than us mixing up Irish people for Scottish people,
to be honest. I see what they did there. Literally,
I have in parentheses, Dear Lord, next to this
note. They want him to sing, but he doesn't sing
anymore because his ex -girlfriend Mary broke
his heart. You know, marry that bitch. And crushed
his spirit, I see. But how does Danny fit into
this picture? Well, There was a hit on Dick.
Okay. Wow. So that's why he got too close and
he got backed into because he was following a
little too close. So he had a hit on Dick. So
he figures, hey, I met his girlfriend. I'm going
to try to go to her house and basically try to
get to him through her. Okay. Okay. Meanwhile.
colleen is dragging dick's body to the basement
she doesn't even take the guitar off of him she
leaves it strapped on as she just drags him down
the stairs and like every time she hits a stair
oh sorry sorry and like it strums the guitar
too like it makes a little okay i don't think
they know how sound works but yeah some physical
comedy for your bad rom -com yes uh She gets
to the basement and all of a sudden the doorbell
rings and she's freaking out because she doesn't
know what to do. She goes to the door and it's
Danny. And Danny is like making the moves on
her, claims to be an art dealer. Apparently Colleen
sells art. We didn't know this before, but she
apparently sells art. I'm highly suspicious of
that. Yep. Well, that's what happens. i don't
know all of a sudden we just know she sells art
and at the end of the movie her license plate
did say call art which is even worse but it's
worse yeah i didn't know that then so they go
to the garage to look at some of her arts because
that's how he's going to get the in he's gonna
buy one of her masterpieces and she's gonna tell
him where dick is um she claims that dick left
or dick is gone she never says he left like leaves
Dick is gone, is what she says. Okay. Keeping
it vague. She never really lies because that
becomes a part of this too. They're in the garage
and she's showing the paintings and each one
is like a different canvas with just a different
color on it. Oh, this one's red. This one's green.
And they walk to a blue one and he goes, let
me guess, this one's blue. And she's like, Good
guess. You're so smart. I've been stuck in this
blue period. Okay. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
Because he's dead. He's a stiff. Well, it was
a Picasso joke, but yeah. Also that too. The
writing is not good. Yeah. I'm pretty sure we
could have written a better movie, the three
of us. I think we try. After this episode talking
about flashbacks. oh god man no i'm throwing
you under the bus andre we're going together
yeah we're we're still in the we're gonna work
tomorrow man shit right uh no we're still we're
this is back in the present now yeah this is
present i'm sorry dick is dead danny has shown
up danny has shown up he's looking at the art
he wants to know where dick is um basically she
sells danny blue For $200. God damn, what the
hustle. Big sale. Danny is like so excited about
it because, you know, he just made this big art
dealer sale with the fabulous Colleen. You know,
all that good stuff. For all he knows, they just
broke up. And Danny goes, well, what time am
I picking you up for our date? And she's just
like, no, no, I want to get over Dick and everything
like that. And he goes, well, I've got some stuff
to do. I'll see you in three hours. He's one
of those type of men. One of those type of men.
He does not take no for an answer. So he takes
the painting and he goes to his buddy Colin to
hold on to the painting. Because it's very important.
Colin's place. Has boxes everywhere. Just boxes
of stuff. And some are labeled like. Machine
guns. And some are labeled like. Weapons. And
some are labeled like. Extortion stuff. I wish
I was joking about this. Because that's actually
what has happened. He's explaining how he met
this girl. He's trying to like. Schmooze up to
her. So he can find his next target. And Colin's
just like, oh, this is great. Like, I'm so glad
you found someone. And then all of a sudden you
hear another voice behind Colin that's just like,
yeah, me too. It's this guy, Peewee. Peewee is
scotch taped to a chair because Colin forgot
rope. Basically, Peewee is. I don't even know
what Pee Wee did. Pee Wee did something. I have
no clue what. He had a purpose. He had a purpose,
but I don't know what it was. So he scotch taped
to this chair and like Danny's tough talking
that he's going to kill him and everything for
opening his big mouth. Also, Danny sells Danny
sells blue to Colin because why not? They have
they're in a room marked. with machine guns but
they don't have a gun to kill peewee so they
just try to find something to bludgeon peewee
to death they decide on golf clubs Danny does
a couple of times where he's like faking like
he's going to hit peewee and peewee kind of flinches
you know and everything like that and then he
leaves them to Colin well Colin decides he doesn't
want to ruin the golf clubs because as much as
his wife likes the color blue He likes the golf
clubs more. So he smashes Peewee with the blue
painting until he dies. We don't see this. This
is off screen. Oh, my God. Okay. But Peewee is
now dead. Killed by blue. The painting. All right.
Peewee. Death by painting. Colleen has gotten
artistic inspiration. So she's painting again
because of Dick's death. And then we learn that
Dick was a private dick. Yes, they do make that
joke. Really? They do that? They make that joke.
That's what they decide to do with that. Okay,
great. They got Dick. How do you not take advantage
of it? Right, right. He's a private dick. How
do we figure this out? A flashback! Oh, God.
So a flashback to a strip club. that dick is
sitting at as all good dick stories start with
as all good dick stories start with what is the
stripper dressed like a stripper like what i
don't understand like oh they were police officer
oh they were fetish gear okay okay got it so
is that kind of strip club most strip clubs uh
so you see a police gear andre you have a guess
wait wait wait what i'm sorry she's a naughty
cop Oh, oh, oh, you're saying that it's a specific
type of fetish, which kind? I was thinking like
Dom, like Dominatrix or whatever, you know? A
crossing guard. She's dressed like a sexy crossing
guard. Come on, man. This is the crossing guard
you mentioned. The sirens of the school system.
The sirens of the school system. No, no. Come
to tempt us again. amazing it's so bad so basically
he's sitting there and he's just like watching
this crossing guard she walks to the back two
guys sit down that are obviously cops like their
ties you know like suits everything like that
they talk low voices and everything like that
they're doing a bit this entire movie i think
and it's awful like i don't know what this bit
is but it's just terrible um So Dick realizes
they're cops. He goes, you guys are cops, right?
And they're like, yes. And he goes, are you guys
operating in a sting? And the one guy goes, nope,
just horny like everyone else. Wow. So relatable.
He basically tells them that he's a private investigator,
private dick. He does say a private dick. And
he has information about a certain person that
they could. bring to the police to bring down
he's been chosen to follow this guy who's been
cheating on his wife and so do the cops want
to know more and they're like of course he goes
okay and then the cop realizes how he knows him
flashback flashback in a flashback oh dear god
basically it shows his commercials Or it's just
straight up Johnny Knoxville being ridiculous.
It's like, hi, my name's Dick. I'm a private
dick that will work for you. Think your spouse
is cheating? I'll find them. Think this, blah,
blah, blah. And it's 1 -2 -0 -0. I'm a dick.
That's the phone number. Okay, great. That's
the joke. That's the punchline. That old 1 -800
numbers. Yes. It's no 1 -800 number. It's 1 -200.
Oh, it's 1 -200? I was surprised it wasn't like
5 -5 -5 or whatever. No, it was 1 -200. Okay.
What else do we got? Okay, so... Oh, there we
go. So that flashback is over. Yes, flashback.
It goes to Colleen and she's getting picked up
by Danny for their date. They go walking in this
field. because you go walking in a field when
you're on a date apparently and he wants to show
that he's this brave strong hitman so he brings
his gun and there of course are bottles set up
and he's gonna shoot them all down well as soon
as it goes off he just kind of like freaks out
because he's not a killer he doesn't really use
his gun okay So he's just like, yeah, you know,
I missed to make you feel better. Why don't you
try? And she goes and she makes this face like.
Like she's really concentrating and it looks
like she's constipated. And she shoots them off.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Great shot. Great
shot. I had at this point. Oh. No, there was
more. Sorry. I skipped ahead because I didn't
care about it enough because at this point...
So this is night one of trying to watch this
movie because I stopped. I couldn't get through
anymore. I literally could not do it. I watched
something else for two hours. How far into the
film is this? 30 minutes into an hour 45, but
I started getting a little more quick with my
notes. not as sparse yeah i get it yeah yeah
and it does become a little more like you don't
need notes for all this shit um so they go to
dinner they're talking for a while they go to
uh they drive around for a little bit they're
on this bridge they're talking i have said dick
has been dead for maybe eight hours at this point
they are on a date and she's already told him
that she is never going to keep secrets from
him Okay. He has a big secret. And so she's like,
well, tell me. And he's like, no, I can't tell
you. I can't tell you the secret. It's too big.
And she goes, well, I'll tickle it out of you.
This is actually a part of the movie. This is
someone's fetish. Yeah. So what his big secret
was, is he became a hit man because his ex Mary
wanted him to be more manly. That's not a really
great motivation to be a hitman, to be honest
with you. He wanted to be a singer because he
doesn't sing anymore because she laughed at him
when he sang last. So he just decided to be like,
I'm going to be a murderer. No, he's not a murderer.
Does he kill people other ways other than shooting?
He hasn't killed anybody. He's not an assassin
because he hasn't killed anybody. But he wants
to be one to prove that he can. it's like set
dressing he doesn't really want to kill a person
well he's just feeding his own machismo there's
more to his relationship with jared why we learn
that jared hasn't like just killed himself at
this point okay but we haven't learned that yet
oh my god we're already at 10 minutes in this
thing shit okay this is gonna be a long episode
but it's fine because we don't have commercials
anymore edit some of our extra stuff yeah i'm
gonna edit some of it don't worry um she convinces
him and goes that singing is very manly like
to go out there and put yourself out there it's
so very manly and truthfully i agree with this
because sure i was a singer at some point so
long long time ago you know um And he goes, do
you have any secrets? And she says, I do. I'm
falling for you. Oh, dear God. That's some integrity,
Carrie. I have one note for this. Run! Run, man!
Run from the bitch! She's crazy! He's been dead
for eight hours! But he doesn't know he's dead,
right? Not yet. This is the part she also goes,
I also do have a big secret. And I know I chose
a movie on Tubi, but this is the terrible spot
to do a commercial because they're just about
to do the big reveal that Dick is dead. Cliffhanger.
Yeah. We're also going to take Cliffhanger because
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she has told him her secrets. She has fallen
for him. Except for the fact that she has a recently
deceased boyfriend. Oh, no, she has told them
the secrets now because she came back from that
scene where she told him that she's falling for
him. Yeah, she is also in the basement now showing
him. Dick's dead body. Oh, great secret that
we we the audience knew. But now, yes, we knew
as well. Yes. How is Danny still here at this
point? he's really really into her she said she's
falling for him and she shows you her murdered
ex that's been dead for less than eight hours
and you're still there and not only that she
gets aroused by the fact that she showed him
this and starts to make out with him cool literally
danny calls her out and was just like can we
do this anywhere else because He's right, and
also he should run. Yes, also he should run.
Hi, Sophie. There's just a cat. A cat has appeared.
Yeah, he should definitely run at this point.
We go forward, flash forward. We don't have to
drink for this one. Flash forward. Ah, yes, not
a flashback. To her in her bed alone. Drink.
Andre said it. Oh, sorry. Oh, fuck, yeah. Thanks,
Andre. No problem. We flash forward to her and
her bed alone. Her room is painted sky blue and
her sheets are sky blue with like clouds and
stuff on them. Okay. It's a little excessive.
Yeah, exactly. I was just like, I feel like this
girl isn't an adult. She's not making good decisions.
I mean, you're calling her a girl, not a woman.
That is true. I feel like this woman isn't an
adult. Sarah Jessica Parker is at her ditziest
as Colleen. Wow, that's saying something. Jill
and I were talking about this before. She can
pull off ditzy and everything like that. That's
who she is, is Carrie. She's ditzy. Right. This
is too much. This is too far over the top. I
don't know. It's a caricature of herself. Yes.
but finally i think to myself okay she's alone
in this bed danny wised up and was like i gotta
get out of here uh he left a note saying that
he took dick with him what and that he'll be
back soon what back yes this dude's an idiot
this dude's very much an idiot um if goes to
this dump where david kochner is Do you guys
know who David Koechner is? No. David Koechner
is this guy. Oh, that guy. I know that guy. Champ
Kind. Champ Kind from Anchorman. Yeah. He's been
in a bunch of stuff, Joe. Yeah, he's been in
a bunch of stuff. I'm sure he has. Did you not
see him in Skull? Like, I know this guy? No.
No? All right. Well, that guy, David Koechner,
is in this. Great. Good for him. He plays the
dump owner that Danny is dumping the body into
Dick's body and basically goes that Jesus is
coming and he is going to have to repent for
letting everybody throw their bodies into there.
Okay. Yeah. Hmm. Agreed. Then Dick. or dick danny
goes to prove that he murdered dick to jared
jared we obviously learn or we know is the leader
of this irish mob because he just wears green
all the time yeah okay every single time we see
him he's wearing some kind of green gotta gotta
keep that the irishness present he wants to be
proven that dick is dead so he goes with him
to the dump And not only does it go with him,
he steals stuff from Dick's dead body, including
the two tickets to Rome and the engagement ring.
Oh, Dick was ready to lock it in. Yes. Good for
Dick? Question mark? Sad for Dick, man. Shit,
man. And so Jared is so happy. He's like, oh,
Danny, you did it, me boy. Like, you killed him.
Here's three more names. Like, gives him three
more names. and so now he has to kill three more
people and danny's is like no you told me that
i was done i'm not gonna do any more like i'm
done dude you're an assassin this is yeah i was
about to say now you get a heart come on man
well colleen has made him realize he can be a
singer again he found his voice yes he found
his voice um but basically danny if you don't
know this about danny His sister is married to
Jared. This is a relationship we learn about
and why Jared didn't care that he was an assassin
that didn't kill people. Okay. And basically
he goes, you love your sister, don't you? And
he's like, yes, of course I do. And he goes,
well, you got to do this for her. Otherwise I'm
taking her out. Whoa. But Danny goes, all right,
I want a limit on this. I want to know how many
people I have to kill, and then I'm going to
be done. Jared says, if you kill five more people,
I will make you the headliner at the Shillelagh
room. You can sing every day, and you'll be the
headliner. Okay. It's a weird deal, but cool.
And if he doesn't, he gets murdered. Sophie.
All right. All right. Yes, there's a Sophie behind
an Andre now. I know. Yeah, she's hanging out.
So is this like supposed to be kind of like a
Faustian deal here? Not really. I don't think
it's smart enough for that. No, it's definitely
not smart enough. Yeah, right. I'm not a very
smart person. And I felt like I had a Harvard
education with this movie. So. As we've established,
Danny is cute but dumb. And he's the world's...
I don't think he's cute. I was going to say,
Harry Connick Jr. looks like a foot to me. He
does look like a foot. So the poster, he looks
horrible. He looks way better in the trailer.
He looks bad in all of it, according to me. Because
his face curves in. So that's why I say he looks
like a foot. Because he's got the big part here.
And then it curves in like one side. So it's
like the arch of the foot. Damn, dude, that's
rough. That's harsh. He looks like a foot. Look
at this man. He looks like a foot. He does look
kind of like a foot. That's not a good picture
of him. Yeah. And they decided to use him for
the poster. Think about that. Johnny Knoxville
is upside down for some reason. Johnny Knoxville
looks pretty good. But he's also cut off in most
of the pictures. Yeah, but I'm just saying Johnny
Knoxville looks. Yes, we know you have. We know
you have Johnny Knoxville aging like a nice gray
fox. Fuck. John Knoxville, the guy I don't have
to worry about. She tells me not to worry about
what the fuck. I don't think. OK, listeners,
I need you on this one. What is Johnny Knoxville
attractive? Oh. Like, is he? Have you seen him
lately? He was on. Yes, I've seen him with the
gray hair. I think I think I think it looks pretty
good for what he's put himself through. And I'll
leave it at that. You know, I like I think he's
I like the gray and a good for him, man. OK,
great. Yeah. So. I forgot where I'm at. OK, so
Dick had an engagement ring and tickets to Rome.
That's what we learned about. We had a flashback.
Oh, God. Sorry. Yes. Come on, Andre. What are
you doing? To Dick at the strip club with the
cops. He's telling the cops that he was planning
to marry Colleen and go to Rome. Okay. Madam
Hugo not told her that he was planning on going
to Rome and marrying some crossing guard. Okay.
So. she thought he was cheating the whole time
but really he was loyal to her even though he
went to strip clubs and like hit on people in
front of her yep what a bitch what a bitch indeed
yeah i did no no explanation just killed him
and i also think that i think that everybody
in this situation deserves everything bad they
all do um danny comes back after dumping dick's
body she basically is like cuddling with him
in bed and she's like you won't ever lie to me
would you daniel don't answer that um let's just
also talk about the fact that she lied that dick
had left or was gone instead of that dick was
dead and like i understand The fact that he's
dead and everything like that, you don't want
to open with that. But at the same time, like
you should have just given it some space. Oh,
Dick died. Whatever. Cool. We also learn that
Colleen has entered Danny into a radio talent
contest and the winning singer gets a record
deal. That's convenient. So it's either he kills
five people or he enters this contest and gets
a record deal. What would you do? Definitely
not the kill people part. Yeah, probably not
the kill people one. Yeah. Well, what if you
don't kill the people and he tries to kill you
anyway? Whoa. That's not what happens. That's
where I thought this was going. That is not where
this went. He takes the gun to his cousin to
get rid of. His cousin is played by David Cross.
Oh, what? Okay. David Cross is in this? Yes,
for a whole three minutes, maybe. Good for him
on the paycheck, I guess. Yeah, I guess. Basically,
they're at this bar just tossing this gun back
and forth, like pushing it back and forth. Well,
I don't want this gun anymore. Well, this gun's
your problem. Well, you should get rid of it
for me. Just back and forth in public at this
bar. You know, in the middle of daylight, it's
a busy day at the bar. There's plenty of people
there. She I'm getting ahead of myself here because
he also told her before he went and did this.
So Danny told Colleen what you want to do. Did
you have any plans with Dick tonight? And she
goes, yes, it's his birthday. I wanted to throw
him a surprise party, but I guess I'm not doing
that anymore. Danny goes, no, throw the surprise
party. Because then the cops will be thrown off
your trail because who throws the surprise party
for a dead person? It's actually decent logic.
Sure. Dumb, but whatever. That summarizes this
movie well. Dumb, but whatever. Let's get back
to where we were. So Danny has given the gun
to David Cross, his cousin. The body is in the
dump with David Kochner. who is saying that the
lord is going to make them all repent danny has
to kill five more people to get out of jared's
clutches jared is married to danny's sister dick
is dead and colleen is throwing a surprise party
so that she acts unsuspicious okay okay so at
the surprise party um also all the friends are
there and they don't realize that She just has
Danny there. Danny's just there. How he relates?
I don't know. But he's just at this party. Yep.
I need a beer. He fake gets a call from Dick
saying that he left to go to Rome with the crossing
guard. And all the friends like. And Colleen
just falls to the ground, pretend crying like,
oh, my God, he left me. All the friends are just
like, yeah, we're going to get out of here. And
they all leave. And it's just the two of them.
And they got away with it. Everybody knows they
threw a surprise party. Dick's gone to Rome with
a crossing guard. The sirens of the school system.
Does the crossing guard lady have a name? Or
is this always just a crossing guard? Just a
crossing guard. Creative. The two cops that were
at the strip club then show up after the party
is left because they found out that Pee Wee got
killed with a painting made by Colleen. Okay.
All coming together. It's all coming together.
Right. She goes, she sold it. And she sold it
a long time ago to some random person. And she
describes this person as Pee Wee. so obviously
because the cops like kept giving her clues was
it a big man and she's like yes he was kind of
big oh brown hair he did have brown hair and
so they're just like oh so peewee obviously had
this painting and somebody came in and killed
them just using the painting as a weapon because
paintings are weapons now i don't know if you
know this they're heavy heavy things yeah maybe
So she's starting to get worried that the police
are getting close. She's like, and Danny's like,
we need privacy. And she's like, what? We need
privacy? We're in my own house. It's just the
two of us. So they go to the Irish bar. There's
a bunch of people there. There's a band playing,
you know, whatever. He starts talking about how
he's a hit man for the mob. And she's just cool
with it. She understands now because it all makes
sense. he's just like we needed to go here because
and i need to tell you about this because i love
you it's like two days into their relationship
this is romeo and juliet bullshit they're 13
and they're falling in love already like what
the shit's going on it seems like colleen has
the mental capacity of a teenager exactly right
and danny's just like hey i got my dick wet so
you know speaking of dick Dick, no. So he's explained
to her that he can't shoot anybody, but he needs
to kill all these people so he can get out of
the clutches of Jared. And she's like, murdering
is easy. It's like jumping off the high board.
You just got to do it. Yeah, it's scary at first,
but you just got to jump. And because he can't
do it, she will do the hits for him because she'll
do anything for him. Okay. at this point i called
it it's basically it's trying to be so i married
an axe murderer but it was written by a blind
monkey yep sounds about right the three people
are drug dealers and she just goes in and kills
them we don't see anything and we don't hear
anything so it's not like we hear gunshots or
anything she just walks in boom boom boom walks
out and she's just cool they're dead what gone
Those three drug dealers are gone. The names
are off the list. So Danny comes and says, hey,
I killed these drug dealers and gets more hits.
And she just does it again. And there was a part
where literally she was like outside of a car
doing a drive by in slow motion in this montage.
I'm very surprised that this is where they're
going with this because it's like a post 9 -11
world. Which once again makes me think they filmed
this before 9 -11. It's also like a post Columbine
world. School shootings have happened. Not that
these are school shootings, but this is some
cavalier gun usage. So far we've known that he
wanted to kill Dick, these three drug dealers,
and then some bad people. One was a child pornographer.
So a very bad person. Yeah. So, like, these people
seem like bad people. That was played for, like,
laughs? I gotcha. It's played for laughs, yeah.
Sorry, Batman doesn't kill people. He's... No,
this is wanted before they realize that it's
just somebody pulling the strings. Okay. Huh.
So the five bodies are dead. Guess what? Danny's
not done. They're advancing for more. and he
threatens when i thought i was that they pull
me back in yep uh colleen is just like you need
to ask him questions why are we doing this hit
still who are these people like she's starting
to get a conscience all of a sudden she's also
not doing it because she got a conscience though
she got it because she's just getting bored with
killing uh okay so she's not totally crazy now
ivy who is Danny's sister has a pill overdose.
And at first Danny's like freaking out because
he's like, Oh shit, he killed Ivy. I got to get
over there. So he goes over there and she really
faked the pill overdose because she wants Danny
to kill Jared. Cause she knows that Jared was
cheating on her. How does she know Jared was
cheating on her? Dick. was following Jared and
got pictures. Oh. Dick was a pretty good dick
after all, huh? Yes, Dick was a pretty good dick.
There's another part. I'm going to skip over
this because I feel like we've talked way too
long about this fucking movie. Jared wants Dick
to kill the tuner is his name, his nickname.
The tuner is dating Mary. So basically when the
tuner goes to the art, so they're at lunch, the
tuner and Mary show up. The tuner goes to the
bathroom. Colleen goes to the bathroom to finish
the tuner. And Mary is left alone with Danny.
And of course, Mary kisses Danny. And so she's
all pissed at Danny. And she also thinks that
this is just. Danny wanting her to get rid of
the boyfriend so that he can get back together
with Mary. That's not what happens. Danny instead
goes to the hotel where Jared is at because he
just knows where Jared's at. And Jared is getting
spanked on the bottom with a stripper crossing
guard. Oh my. It's a stop sign too that she's
spanking him. Alright, that's kind of funny.
I actually thought that was pretty funny. But
of course, he's wearing green boxers because,
you know, Irish. He's also handcuffed to the
bed because why not? Sure. Danny holds him at
gunpoint. And it's just like, you're going to
let me out of this so I can marry the woman I
love because you're screwing up my love life.
And Jared's just like, pull the trigger, you
fucking pussy. He doesn't say those exact words,
but it's Craig Ferguson. And like, he just didn't
care. Yeah, he didn't care in this movie. uh
he can't shoot him and jared goes i always knew
you're soft knew you were yellow everything like
that danny pistol whips him and knocks him out
he takes the tickets to rome and the engagement
ring because jared just so happened to have that
with him and goes to the talent show because
that's where he's going to sing win the record
deal and propose to colleen mind you this is
still probably like seven days after dick is
dead but you know love works fast yeah the cops
show back up at colleen's house she thinks that
danny has turned her in for killing these people
and she's like oh fuck you guys like you know
the cops are like no like dick had a gun it was
used in two shootings one of the shootings was
for dick who we found and the other was for david
cross Because apparently when he tried to get
rid of the gun, he accidentally set it off and
it shot him in the ass and he died. Damn. What
a way to go. You know how we saw that? In a flashback!
Oh, they're back! You thought I was done. I did.
There was another flashback at this time, yes.
Finished drawing in this flashback. where dick
admitted to the cops that he was only planning
on getting engaged to her because she's about
to become loaded because her dad created something
i don't remember what it was because i was too
far gone at this point yeah apparently when her
dad dies she's going to come into a ton of money
and i don't know she's going to be rich so that's
why he wanted to marry her so the bags were for
them to go to rome after they got engaged And
he was playing the song for her leaving on a
jet plane, even though that's a sad song and
also made it seem like he was leaving with the
crossing guard, the sirens of the school system.
The sirens of the school system. Yes, that's
indeed correct. They asked to go to the basement
because they think that's where Dick was. I don't
know how they got this information because Danny
never turned her in. So somehow, some way they
got this information. They go in there and they
see like a bullet hole in the guitar. And they
also see blood on the other side of the guitar.
And they're like, well, obviously he was shot.
And she goes, oh, is that the kettle burning?
And runs upstairs and locks them in the basement.
And I literally said, are the cops doing a bit?
Like they just got locked in knowing that she's
the killer. Are they just doing a bit? Like they're
just a bit part? I don't know. Colleen goes into
the drawer of guns to get a gun to shoot Danny
because she still thinks he turned her in. He's
going to shoot her or shoot him at the talent
show. Jared wakes up and gets out of the handcuffs.
So they and also the cops get out of the basement.
We get to the talent show and the talent show
host is John Henson. OK, who's John Henson? I
don't know. I have no idea. The goofy host on
Wipeout. What? The TV show Wipeout. He's the
MC of the talent show. Okay. Sure. Basically,
I don't know why. It goes through some bands
and then it's Danny's turn. Colleen gets there
with the gun and is sitting backstage waiting
for him to come back so she can rub him out.
The cops also get there and they're sitting in
the crowd just waiting until he gets done. Or
to find Colleen so they can arrest her. Danny
starts singing Danny Boy. Because of course he
does. Of course he does. And it's Harry Connick
Jr. and they're just singing. And I'm just like,
everyone's going to change their mind from killing
or arresting him because he sang good, didn't
they? Pretty much that's what happens. Except
for Jared comes. And Jared's like, I'm going
to shoot you. And Colleen shoots Jared. Because
she wants to be the one that shoots Danny. Okay.
The cops arrest Jared. She goes to Danny and
like puts the gun in his face. And he's just
like, this is what happened. Like, I love you.
I want to get married. And she's like holding
this gun going, should I kill you or marry you?
And of course she drops the gun. She agrees.
to marry him i just find it funny because she
found out that the ring was from dick yet he
still just reused the ring to propose a week
later after he's dead uh danny of course wins
the talent contest he gets the record deal and
they can drive off into the sunset where basically
he says you're good at this killing thing we
should figure out something to work this into
and she's like what about extortion what about
this what about that and He's just like, no,
no, we can't kill people. We can't do this. No.
Okay. That's the end of the movie. The cops didn't
arrest her. She got away scot -free for killing
Dick and David Cross because they still don't
have proof that he didn't die through this. Right.
Okay. Makes sense -ish. The cops also knew about
the dead bodies because David Kochner was saying
that there was 42 dead bodies in his trash because
a Jehovah's Witness told him that Jesus was coming.
okay uh danny never got his comeuppance and also
got the girl and also married a girl that killed
her ex -boyfriend and and did he get a record
deal he got a record deal we didn't see what
it became but he sang the credits because that's
harry connick jr yeah can i read you a uh title
of a review on imdb for this of course you can
2002 i would be insulted if you didn't a clever
mix of slapstick comedy and romantic whodunit
a clever life without dick is a wild love story
murder mystery that has layers of interesting
characters and plot twists i can't tell if this
is you know satire or seriousness the casting
is incredible sarah jessica parker is sexy and
funny harry cornyn jr has the triple is the triple
threat ever since i saw him ever since he saw
they saw him in jodie foster's little man I've
considered him one of Hollywood's untapped talents.
He's handsome, funny, and he can sing. And looks
like a foot. Yeah. Somebody else wrote, I actually
liked this. Who? Wow, okay. Lightning Sparrow
in 2006. Well, where does this rank amongst the
Hall of Bad Movie? Where does this rank amongst
the movies you've watched for this? Yeah, that's
a great question. So, finish your drinks. This
has knocked off yoga hosers. Wow! The day has
come. That bad? I'm going to be honest with you.
Were you describing it? That's a shocker to me.
It sounded bad, but wow. It sounded like it was
all over the place. It was! The only thing I'll
give it credit for is that it kind of tied everything
together because everybody was kind of related
to each other. But it was so far -fetched relations
that – It sounds like the payoffs weren't really
worth it, right? It wasn't. It wasn't. We never
earned those payoffs. Never. Never. And so I
just – I was so pissed off after I had watched
that movie going – I want my life back after
that. I want your life back. Right, right. Yoga
hosers. Okay. The reason I say it was always
at the bottom was it was just mean spirited.
Okay. At least tried to tell a sensible story,
even though it was Nazi sausages and stuff like
that. They at least in this world created a story
that made sense from A to Z. this was we went
to a to seven to q to f 23 to you know it made
no fucking sense right okay it made no sense
it is a zero it's not a mitchell zero it is a
zero wow damn in the dirt zero in the dirt zero
it you have uh you have earned no points and
may god have mercy on your soul like that bad
The fact that the pedigree of the actors is the
bigger, the reason why I watch this is because
when I see something bad and I see three names
that I'm like, oh, I know those names. I'm going
to watch that. That's what I'm probably going
to try to watch. Right. Because I think it's
more shocking when you get a bad movie that has
these people and you kind of think to yourself,
how? How did this go so wrong? There's no reason
why. Johnny Knoxville and Sarah Jessica Parker
couldn't do a better movie Harry Connick Jr.
is not really an actor but he could have at least
held his own in a better movie I mean it seems
like he just didn't have good no one had good
materials no one had good materials and usually
the caliber of star could rise that material
to at least be acceptable acceptable funny I
could have laughed a little more you know like
but the only joke i laughed at probably was the
sirens of the school system because i thought
that was that was like the one genius line and
then everything else was just kind of like what
are these people's motivations what the fuck
are they doing why are they doing this it's a
love story in seven days which fine i get it
there's plenty of movies where the heroin falls
in love with the hero because they save the day
and everything like that fine i get it that's
a hollywood trope this didn't earn it it didn't
it was two people that were just horny for each
other especially because sarah jessica parker's
tits were bouncing around a lot cool they had
like she had low -cut shirts the entire time
and they were just kind of like going and i don't
know I'll agree with that one review in saying
that she was sexy in this because she did look
good in this, but I think that was part of the
plan. Sure. It's just Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah.
I mean, she's an attractive human being. I get
it. And truthfully, we've all seen Hocus Pocus.
We all know this. Yeah. Yeah. We get turned on
at Hocus Pocus. Right. I'd be here, broomstick.
I'm your bus driver, you know what I'm saying?
Bubble, bubble. Yeah, grab that handle. Okay,
we're devolving. We're very much devolving. We
need to finish this because I'm sick of talking
about this movie. It is a zero out of five. It
is zero out of five. I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm sorry you took the psychic damage to watch
this movie because it does seem like a real stinker.
Talk about the alcoholic psychic. That was also
played off for laughs. They said, oh, my alcoholic
psychic. She like just tossed back a beer or
like a drink and then goes, your boyfriend, Aaron.
And she's like, dick. Yes, dick with the sexy
crossing guard. And like they only played the
alcoholic part for a joke. I don't know, man.
They deserve none of their punchlines. They deserve
no points and may God have mercy on their soul.
That's the perfect way to describe it. Let this
movie rot in 2002. Yep, exactly. Straight to
Demony for a reason. So it's on Tubi if you want
to watch it. Thank you for your kind services,
but I think I will be okay. There's more coming,
trust me. I have a lot planned up here. Ooh,
boy. Oh yeah. Get ready. They'll do it for this
episode of game for a movie where we ask, are
you game for a movie? I've been your host, Mike
joined by Jill Andre to see you guys. We'll see
you next time for game for a movie. Thanks for
listening guys.