WEBVTT 00:00:05.070 --> 00:00:06.570 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:06.570 --> 00:00:09.289 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:09.289 --> 00:00:12.269 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I am joined 00:00:12.269 --> 00:00:17.089 by Jill. Andre. What's up, friends? Hey, not 00:00:17.089 --> 00:00:19.469 much. You know, how's it going with you? Not 00:00:19.469 --> 00:00:22.050 too bad. You guys kept me out too late last night. 00:00:22.429 --> 00:00:25.309 So the movie I watched actually was split into 00:00:25.309 --> 00:00:28.789 two showings. Okay. Because I woke up early and 00:00:28.789 --> 00:00:31.070 watched the last 40 minutes this morning. Okay. 00:00:31.250 --> 00:00:33.630 Did it make it better, whatever it was that you 00:00:33.630 --> 00:00:37.810 watched, splitting it up like that? Yes and no. 00:00:38.909 --> 00:00:42.229 But I'll explain when we get to me. First, we've 00:00:42.229 --> 00:00:45.590 got to talk about what we're drinking. Hopefully, 00:00:45.850 --> 00:00:49.149 we've recovered from yesterday. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 00:00:49.189 --> 00:00:51.710 some of us just never stopped. Exactly. Yeah, 00:00:51.810 --> 00:00:54.630 we went brewery hopping, and then we went to 00:00:54.630 --> 00:00:59.439 karaoke. Yeah. That happened. We also got ramen, 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:04.099 too. It was a good day. Jill, what are you drinking 00:01:04.099 --> 00:01:06.879 over there? Well, it's been featured on the podcast 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:10.099 pretty much, I feel like, every time me and Andre 00:01:10.099 --> 00:01:12.959 are around. It's another Alvarian beer. We just 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:17.099 can't stop ourselves. I am drinking their Oatmeal 00:01:17.099 --> 00:01:20.200 Stout Heavy Metal. There's some umlauts in there. 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:24.260 As I said, this is an oatmeal stout. I don't 00:01:24.260 --> 00:01:26.299 normally go for stouts, but the weather's getting 00:01:26.299 --> 00:01:29.120 a little cooler. So something like a beer like 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:31.340 this kind of this is that time of their year 00:01:31.340 --> 00:01:34.060 for that. Right. It's got dark chocolate notes. 00:01:34.099 --> 00:01:36.500 There's coffee in it, but it's actually like 00:01:36.500 --> 00:01:39.719 really, really smooth. It almost has like a milky, 00:01:39.719 --> 00:01:43.959 like a milky creaminess to it. Okay. And as the 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:46.560 can says, metal is fuck. And I agree with that. 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:52.780 6 .66%. Yeah. 6 .66%. Andre, what do you got 00:01:52.780 --> 00:01:55.319 over there? I got the old reliable. I got a fairway 00:01:55.319 --> 00:01:58.780 IPA from Thomas Hooker. Easy, easy sipper, you 00:01:58.780 --> 00:02:01.120 know, a little lighter this afternoon. It's nice. 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.540 Very crushable IPA. Yeah. Not too bad at all. 00:02:05.060 --> 00:02:08.539 I've got from outer light subduction. Oh, subduction 00:02:08.539 --> 00:02:11.000 IPA standard. Oh, look at that. It's green screen. 00:02:11.060 --> 00:02:12.560 It's for you. It's green screening out. That's 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:16.479 funny. No. All right. There. There you go. It 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:18.479 also matches my Gumby right now, which does. 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:22.659 Yeah. Yeah. We could have visited Outer Lights 00:02:22.659 --> 00:02:25.500 yesterday. We didn't find our way over there. 00:02:26.520 --> 00:02:29.099 We were in the zone. I'm not upset about it. 00:02:29.159 --> 00:02:32.259 I already had Outer Lights at home. It's fine. 00:02:32.939 --> 00:02:38.680 This subduction is standard here. It's very good. 00:02:39.300 --> 00:02:41.360 I don't know how else to describe it. It's Connecticut. 00:02:42.340 --> 00:02:44.319 Hit the beach, head for the hills. Subduction. 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:47.659 A tribute to the submarine capital of the world. 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:52.259 Forgot about that. Yeah. So our heavenly IPA. 00:02:53.219 --> 00:02:55.960 All right. Enough about beers. We talk movies 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:59.180 on the show. Yeah. And Jill, you're going to 00:02:59.180 --> 00:03:05.319 kick us off. All right. I watched the 2022 Netflix 00:03:05.319 --> 00:03:08.659 animated movie, The Sea Beast. I remember seeing 00:03:08.659 --> 00:03:11.120 marketing or at least an announcement for this 00:03:11.120 --> 00:03:14.060 a while ago, maybe in 2021. And I got really, 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:16.680 really excited because I love animated movies. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:19.460 I like pirate stories. Wait, you like animated 00:03:19.460 --> 00:03:21.840 movies? Yeah, this is a surprise to me as well. 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.039 Yeah, right. I know, I kind of keep that side 00:03:25.039 --> 00:03:28.379 of myself too, you know, pretty on the DL. But 00:03:28.379 --> 00:03:31.159 as I was saying, I like... pirate movies and 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:34.120 i like sea creatures so this is all rolled into 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:39.319 one phenomenally voice casted and exquisitely 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:44.180 good looking film um like i said it's from it's 00:03:44.180 --> 00:03:49.180 from netflix it stars carl urban as one of the 00:03:49.180 --> 00:03:51.259 main characters and i don't think i've ever seen 00:03:51.259 --> 00:03:55.280 him Or heard him do an animated role, but I thought 00:03:55.280 --> 00:03:59.300 he did a fantastic job. Jared Harris, who is, 00:03:59.400 --> 00:04:01.680 this is not the only film today that we're talking 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:06.479 about. Jared Harris pod. I wish Jared Harris 00:04:06.479 --> 00:04:10.680 was in my movie now. I didn't get the memo. Marianne 00:04:10.680 --> 00:04:14.259 Jean Baptiste. And I think he's becoming a new 00:04:14.259 --> 00:04:17.180 favorite for me. Dan Stevens is in this as well. 00:04:17.240 --> 00:04:21.829 Among many, many others. I've thought about how 00:04:21.829 --> 00:04:26.230 to describe the film. The basic story is it's 00:04:26.230 --> 00:04:29.050 set in a world where sea monsters roam the seas 00:04:29.050 --> 00:04:32.730 and hunters are hired by the crown to eradicate 00:04:32.730 --> 00:04:36.009 them so the empire can keep spreading, basically. 00:04:36.350 --> 00:04:39.810 So it follows Carl Urban's character, Jacob, 00:04:40.050 --> 00:04:43.509 and this young orphan girl named Maisie as they 00:04:43.509 --> 00:04:46.250 kind of come together and land on the same boat. 00:04:46.410 --> 00:04:50.839 And then... through shenanigans end up uh getting 00:04:50.839 --> 00:04:53.519 to know the world of the sea beasts more okay 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:57.079 if you've ever seen moana and really liked uh 00:04:57.079 --> 00:05:00.180 all of this well the promise of sea creatures 00:05:00.180 --> 00:05:02.860 that they kind of set up at the beginning um 00:05:02.860 --> 00:05:05.199 with like the sea crab and the other monsters 00:05:05.199 --> 00:05:07.360 and then she goes down to like the realm of monsters 00:05:07.360 --> 00:05:09.579 but thought there could have been more than that 00:05:09.579 --> 00:05:14.350 yeah beast delivers like 10 times the amount 00:05:14.350 --> 00:05:17.269 of creatures and it's amazing they're all really 00:05:17.269 --> 00:05:21.550 cool and the way that they look and on that note 00:05:21.550 --> 00:05:23.149 speaking of how things look this is a really 00:05:23.149 --> 00:05:28.189 diversely drawn film animated all of the characters 00:05:28.189 --> 00:05:30.550 are different ethnicities and different cultures 00:05:30.550 --> 00:05:34.209 are represented so it's super cool to see a pirate 00:05:34.209 --> 00:05:38.959 ship that just has a whole host of crew members 00:05:38.959 --> 00:05:42.939 with different colors okay yeah tones and things 00:05:42.939 --> 00:05:46.100 like that um so if you if you want to add more 00:05:46.100 --> 00:05:48.220 have if you want to start watching more films 00:05:48.220 --> 00:05:50.720 that have diverse representation i know this 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:52.959 is animated but this is a good one to include 00:05:52.959 --> 00:05:55.759 in there yeah um and though it's a kid movie 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:59.079 this movie's got blood in it i like that i like 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:01.819 a kid i like a movie that doesn't isn't afraid 00:06:01.819 --> 00:06:05.879 to uh to take off the kid gloves this is not 00:06:06.189 --> 00:06:09.129 keys being jingled in front of your face to entertain 00:06:09.129 --> 00:06:11.709 you this is actually a pretty smart movie and 00:06:11.709 --> 00:06:14.569 the message is good if not a little heavy -handed 00:06:14.569 --> 00:06:17.290 towards the end but what can you do right um 00:06:17.290 --> 00:06:20.170 so i will happily watch this again i really want 00:06:20.170 --> 00:06:23.209 andre to see it yeah and please put more put 00:06:23.209 --> 00:06:27.189 carl urban in more voiceover roles he's done 00:06:27.189 --> 00:06:30.709 a couple actually yeah he's in a tv series now 00:06:30.709 --> 00:06:34.009 called arc He's a voice part four, but he's done 00:06:34.009 --> 00:06:38.550 some voice work for... Well, it looks like a 00:06:38.550 --> 00:06:40.750 lot of video games, I guess. Riddick Video Games. 00:06:41.310 --> 00:06:44.209 Oh, yeah. I forgot he was in Riddick. And Star 00:06:44.209 --> 00:06:48.949 Trek. He was also Sergeant Rock in the DC Showcase. 00:06:49.629 --> 00:06:51.689 Which I haven't seen. Wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. 00:06:51.850 --> 00:06:55.009 Ark isn't like the video game Ark? Ark, the animated 00:06:55.009 --> 00:06:59.050 series, 2022. He's in two episodes as Bob. Okay. 00:06:59.149 --> 00:07:03.629 Bob. Bob. Bob. interesting i don't know like 00:07:03.629 --> 00:07:08.290 it's not out yet it's not out yet yeah um i also 00:07:08.290 --> 00:07:10.329 need to point this out because i find this amazing 00:07:10.329 --> 00:07:15.370 so he one of the things he starred in or was 00:07:15.370 --> 00:07:18.810 a part of was hercules and xeno warrior princess 00:07:18.810 --> 00:07:25.490 he was cupid what yes When did that come out? 00:07:26.110 --> 00:07:30.449 This was Zeno ran from 1996 until 2001. It looks 00:07:30.449 --> 00:07:34.389 like he was in a random episode, like many different 00:07:34.389 --> 00:07:37.110 times. And then the first time he was Cupid was 00:07:37.110 --> 00:07:40.790 96 in Hercules, the legendary journeys. So he's 00:07:40.790 --> 00:07:43.089 like a baby. Cause like, he's so young looking 00:07:43.089 --> 00:07:46.490 and Lord of the Rings. Well, and like, he also 00:07:46.490 --> 00:07:48.589 played Julius Caesar in those shows as well. 00:07:48.689 --> 00:07:51.370 And Julius Caesar is more who he played, but 00:07:51.370 --> 00:07:54.990 Cupid just sounds more fun. Yeah. I mean, Carl 00:07:54.990 --> 00:07:57.810 is a very versatile actor. Love him, love him 00:07:57.810 --> 00:08:00.250 in things. Yeah. Need to watch more things with 00:08:00.250 --> 00:08:05.970 him. But just going back to the sea beast, if 00:08:05.970 --> 00:08:09.230 you are, if you have a kid or you yourself are 00:08:09.230 --> 00:08:13.170 a fan of squash buckling adventures and you'd 00:08:13.170 --> 00:08:15.610 like to see some creativity on the screen with 00:08:15.610 --> 00:08:19.550 regards to like creature design, this is. right 00:08:19.550 --> 00:08:21.829 up your alley i think who the people who worked 00:08:21.829 --> 00:08:23.850 on this film really thought long and hard about 00:08:23.850 --> 00:08:27.769 how these different sea monsters will exist in 00:08:27.769 --> 00:08:31.949 the world and how they look okay and yeah it's 00:08:31.949 --> 00:08:33.610 fun i don't know it's really scratched almost 00:08:33.610 --> 00:08:35.450 in a weird way that like how to train how to 00:08:35.450 --> 00:08:37.809 train your dragon i was gonna ask like is that 00:08:37.809 --> 00:08:39.950 the kind of vibe i'm just like watching the trailer 00:08:39.950 --> 00:08:43.669 on mute from there's a little how to train your 00:08:43.669 --> 00:08:45.889 dragon they're very i would say that they are 00:08:45.889 --> 00:08:49.000 not a one -to -one comparison no totally there 00:08:49.000 --> 00:08:53.440 is a bit of human be friends creature going on 00:08:53.440 --> 00:08:55.259 yeah we'll just think of like in like in a fantastical 00:08:55.259 --> 00:08:57.440 environment that's kind of you know sort of based 00:08:57.440 --> 00:08:59.539 on reality not really but you know swashbuckling 00:08:59.539 --> 00:09:03.399 it does say on the poster from the award -winning 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:06.360 filmmaker of moana and big hero six and i gotta 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:10.240 say both of those feel like a right fit for this 00:09:10.240 --> 00:09:12.840 like it's action but also like on the seas and 00:09:12.840 --> 00:09:15.120 everything like that that would be chris williams 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:19.220 yeah He's been involved in one way or another 00:09:19.220 --> 00:09:23.019 in a couple of Disney films that I've liked or 00:09:23.019 --> 00:09:26.299 acknowledged that they exist begrudgingly. I'm 00:09:26.299 --> 00:09:29.399 looking at you, Ralph Breaks the Internet. He 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:31.720 did this story. He was the writer for Emperor's 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:34.539 New Groove. He did Bolt. How could you hate him? 00:09:34.779 --> 00:09:37.679 I've never actually seen Bolt. Bolt was great. 00:09:39.069 --> 00:09:41.110 Bolt's weird. He's not done anything for me. 00:09:41.549 --> 00:09:43.470 Bolt's weird. Don't get me wrong. It's weird. 00:09:43.649 --> 00:09:46.350 I don't know. Animated dog movies. I'm never 00:09:46.350 --> 00:09:48.029 really... I don't know. I don't really go to... 00:09:48.029 --> 00:09:49.850 I don't really show up for those for whatever 00:09:49.850 --> 00:09:51.450 reason. You know what I mean? It's also very 00:09:51.450 --> 00:09:55.809 weird that he, as a writer, from 2009 to 2016 00:09:55.809 --> 00:09:59.049 did nothing. And then 2016 to 2022 did nothing. 00:09:59.730 --> 00:10:02.549 It's very weird. I don't know. Just taking a 00:10:02.549 --> 00:10:04.509 break, you know? Just taking a break. You know, 00:10:04.509 --> 00:10:09.409 yeah. R &R. But, yeah. He directed Big Hero 6 00:10:09.409 --> 00:10:14.210 in there. He gave us Baymax or was part of the 00:10:14.210 --> 00:10:21.169 team that gave us Baymax. Fine, Chris. It's 120 00:10:21.169 --> 00:10:23.649 minutes almost so it is a little bit longer. 00:10:23.649 --> 00:10:26.629 It's long for an animated film. You're having 00:10:26.629 --> 00:10:32.070 a good time. I felt pretty invested into it and 00:10:32.070 --> 00:10:35.490 I think that The way that there are some characters 00:10:35.490 --> 00:10:38.909 in there that they set up to kind of be the antagonistic 00:10:38.909 --> 00:10:43.090 forces, they're all really sympathetic in their 00:10:43.090 --> 00:10:45.789 own motivations as to why they might want to 00:10:45.789 --> 00:10:51.600 be doing something or can't back down from. what 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:54.960 the edge of uh making the right decision or the 00:10:54.960 --> 00:10:57.659 wrong decision or how that could be seen differently 00:10:57.659 --> 00:10:59.620 in different perspectives because that they're 00:10:59.620 --> 00:11:02.139 all you understand where they're coming from 00:11:02.139 --> 00:11:06.200 there is one thing at the end that kind of left 00:11:06.200 --> 00:11:09.480 me like huh well the movie's just ended now so 00:11:09.480 --> 00:11:12.000 i have no idea like what the repercussions of 00:11:12.000 --> 00:11:17.610 this is but okay well I need to kind of know. 00:11:17.730 --> 00:11:21.529 Otherwise, it breaks my brain a bit. You'll have 00:11:21.529 --> 00:11:24.610 to see the movie to get what I'm talking about. 00:11:25.230 --> 00:11:29.870 I mean, I would totally watch a sequel. I don't 00:11:29.870 --> 00:11:31.830 know what they would do with it per se, but I 00:11:31.830 --> 00:11:36.669 would show up to see an older uh jacob holland 00:11:36.669 --> 00:11:39.230 which is uh carl urban's character and then uh 00:11:39.230 --> 00:11:42.049 macy brumble she's the other main character um 00:11:42.049 --> 00:11:44.470 she's a little girl in this one so seeing her 00:11:44.470 --> 00:11:46.529 a little bit older would be kind of cool but 00:11:46.529 --> 00:11:49.529 yeah so big fan we'll watch it again for sure 00:11:49.529 --> 00:11:55.230 um so on a scale of zero or one but what is our 00:11:55.230 --> 00:11:58.789 scales zero to five zero to five all right cool 00:11:58.789 --> 00:12:05.059 then on a scale of zero to five That'd be a good 00:12:05.059 --> 00:12:08.899 one. Bottles of rum. I'm going to give this a 00:12:08.899 --> 00:12:15.500 five. I really liked it. I sound like a bit of 00:12:15.500 --> 00:12:18.000 a broken record, so I apologize for the repetitiveness 00:12:18.000 --> 00:12:23.600 of this. It was refreshing. It left me awestruck. 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:27.940 by just how good it looks yeah and it's kind 00:12:27.940 --> 00:12:30.120 of almost a sort of a bummer weirdly i mean i 00:12:30.120 --> 00:12:32.759 know it's like an old fucking argument to bring 00:12:32.759 --> 00:12:34.080 up it's kind of a bummer that this is straight 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:35.700 to streaming right could have been sounds like 00:12:35.700 --> 00:12:37.039 it would have been nice to see on the big screen 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:39.860 well it says that it was released in select limited 00:12:39.860 --> 00:12:43.000 theaters yeah yeah right so i wonder i wonder 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:45.019 if it came anywhere near us this would have been 00:12:45.019 --> 00:12:47.740 very cool but i also could see that depending 00:12:48.779 --> 00:12:50.940 does it have i'm looking at the wikipedia page 00:12:50.940 --> 00:12:52.840 the wikipedia page doesn't say what it's rated 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:57.659 okay um it's probably pg but i think if you were 00:12:57.659 --> 00:13:00.320 um depending on your sensibilities with sharing 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:03.019 films with children if you brought let's say 00:13:03.019 --> 00:13:07.419 a seven six year old to this the poster does 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:10.399 say pg yeah so then if you brought like a six 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:14.059 seven year old maybe even an eight year old might 00:13:14.059 --> 00:13:17.779 have some sensory sensitivities like loud noises 00:13:17.779 --> 00:13:21.899 or might just be easily skittish around things 00:13:21.899 --> 00:13:24.860 yeah i could see some components of this movie 00:13:24.860 --> 00:13:29.320 being in their eyes terrifying yeah um it's just 00:13:29.320 --> 00:13:31.580 like i said this movie does not pull its punches 00:13:31.580 --> 00:13:34.139 with some of its imagery and where it goes with 00:13:34.139 --> 00:13:38.019 the story which i find refreshing yeah but being 00:13:38.019 --> 00:13:40.120 able to watch this on a smaller screen with that 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:43.029 eight -year -old might be a better entry point 00:13:43.029 --> 00:13:45.470 than surround sound on a big screen where they're 00:13:45.470 --> 00:13:49.509 just consumed by the dark imagery that they're 00:13:49.509 --> 00:13:53.090 seeing yeah yeah okay yeah and i this is one 00:13:53.090 --> 00:13:54.610 of those rare times where i don't wish that this 00:13:54.610 --> 00:14:00.009 was in 2d animation i think that yeah yeah cgi 00:14:00.009 --> 00:14:02.710 it works and at times it looks like a painting 00:14:02.710 --> 00:14:08.330 so it balances it well okay dope well we go from 00:14:08.330 --> 00:14:10.429 a kid's movie to something that no kid should 00:14:10.429 --> 00:14:15.649 see Nobody should have seen this. Well, no. No, 00:14:15.730 --> 00:14:18.129 you're jumping. Am I jumping? Yes, we saved you 00:14:18.129 --> 00:14:20.570 for last. Yeah, you're at the end, Andre. Yeah, 00:14:20.629 --> 00:14:24.309 we talked about this. God bless it. Nobody should 00:14:24.309 --> 00:14:26.269 see that one. I've been in a fugue state ever 00:14:26.269 --> 00:14:28.950 since, so we'll wait for it. But you're in Harris. 00:14:28.950 --> 00:14:31.409 I'm sorry. Go for it, Mike. Yes, we got to save 00:14:31.409 --> 00:14:34.789 the Harris for later. Yes, yes. So the thing 00:14:34.789 --> 00:14:37.710 I watched, I rented it last night. I watched 00:14:37.710 --> 00:14:43.759 X. X is a horror movie. It's directed and written 00:14:43.759 --> 00:14:46.379 by Ty West. And the reason I wanted to watch 00:14:46.379 --> 00:14:50.159 this was because there's a movie called Pearl 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:53.720 that's out in theaters now. They were recording 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:59.279 them basically simultaneously. And so they released 00:14:59.279 --> 00:15:02.139 Pearl really fast. It was only like six or seven 00:15:02.139 --> 00:15:05.980 months after X that Pearl got released. They 00:15:05.980 --> 00:15:07.559 didn't wait on anything. They just said we're 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:09.879 making these two movies. And I wouldn't be surprised 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:11.879 if there's a third two, but who knows? They said, 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:13.960 I'm looking at the page right now, a sequel, 00:15:14.220 --> 00:15:17.360 Maxine, that's with three X's is in development. 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:21.019 And I also never heard of this movie. Who's the 00:15:21.019 --> 00:15:22.279 production studio? I saw YouTube commercials 00:15:22.279 --> 00:15:27.139 for this. So it's 824. It is 824. Yeah. And I 00:15:27.139 --> 00:15:28.779 saw a ton of commercials for it. I thought it 00:15:28.779 --> 00:15:31.620 looked really good. It looked very sleek. Basically, 00:15:31.659 --> 00:15:36.090 the idea is it's 1979. This group of... Young 00:15:36.090 --> 00:15:39.370 adults is what I will say, decide that they want 00:15:39.370 --> 00:15:46.110 to go film a porno at a farm. Yes. And a lot 00:15:46.110 --> 00:15:49.590 of what's brought up is they are going away from 00:15:49.590 --> 00:15:53.950 Texas because all the televangelists and the 00:15:53.950 --> 00:15:56.649 God fearing people and everything like that. 00:15:56.929 --> 00:16:01.269 So they go and they basically have rented a cabin 00:16:01.269 --> 00:16:06.950 and a barn on the property of. howard and pearl 00:16:06.950 --> 00:16:10.009 now we don't see pearl we see howard he's just 00:16:10.009 --> 00:16:14.110 like this old man um you know he warns you his 00:16:14.110 --> 00:16:17.210 wife's not doing well but you're more than welcome 00:16:17.210 --> 00:16:20.690 to do whatever that kind of thing first half 00:16:20.690 --> 00:16:24.750 of this movie is a porno like it is it's boobs 00:16:24.750 --> 00:16:28.509 dicks everything it is a porno so this is this 00:16:28.509 --> 00:16:31.990 is rated r for very good so so to quote to quote 00:16:31.990 --> 00:16:34.110 uh it's always sunny they show it they show all 00:16:34.110 --> 00:16:36.870 of it they show it they show all of it wow uh 00:16:36.870 --> 00:16:39.850 you see so the cast is actually pretty good i 00:16:39.850 --> 00:16:42.149 actually really like this cast it's uh mia goth 00:16:42.149 --> 00:16:44.649 is the main character maxine she also plays pearl 00:16:44.649 --> 00:16:49.679 okay uh jenna ortega is lorraine also known as 00:16:49.679 --> 00:16:51.539 church mouse because she's the one that is like 00:16:51.539 --> 00:16:53.440 having second thoughts about doing all this stuff 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:57.019 britney snow is in this britney snow uh -huh 00:16:57.019 --> 00:17:01.039 she's bobby lynn and her boyfriend is jackson 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:03.679 he does all the main lifting in the porno and 00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:07.680 this blows my mind you say yes uh this blows 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:12.619 my mind that's kid cuddy yeah yeah kid cuddy 00:17:12.619 --> 00:17:16.480 yeah yeah yeah yeah and he was excellent like 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:19.309 one of my favorite parts of this movie Yeah. 00:17:19.910 --> 00:17:23.829 And then we have Wayne Martin Henderson plays 00:17:23.829 --> 00:17:27.269 him. And then RJ, who's played by Owen Campbell. 00:17:27.410 --> 00:17:33.930 RJ didn't make his big impact. So the six of 00:17:33.930 --> 00:17:38.309 them hop in a van, go to this barn where they're 00:17:38.309 --> 00:17:40.630 filming a porno called The Farmer's Daughters. 00:17:41.470 --> 00:17:45.410 uh of course it is maxine and bobby lynn are 00:17:45.410 --> 00:17:49.710 the main starlets jackson is the main star um 00:17:49.710 --> 00:17:53.809 they all get theirs everything like that um things 00:17:53.809 --> 00:17:58.369 change when lorraine the church mouse gets kind 00:17:58.369 --> 00:18:01.309 of turned on by it so she decides she wants to 00:18:01.309 --> 00:18:04.509 be in it too can they write her in she's dating 00:18:04.509 --> 00:18:09.240 rj rj is not happy about it so he Is basically 00:18:09.240 --> 00:18:13.220 going to leave them on their own. So he gets 00:18:13.220 --> 00:18:15.740 to the van, all of a sudden pearls in front of 00:18:15.740 --> 00:18:19.059 the van. And that's when hell breaks loose. They 00:18:19.059 --> 00:18:22.940 all start getting killed off one by one. And 00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:30.880 it is. Uber sexual and Uber gory. OK, that's 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:32.319 kind of sounds like what you're signing up for, 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:35.559 right? Exactly. It's exactly. Well, I don't know 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:39.769 if I wanted as much porno as I got. Because there's 00:18:39.769 --> 00:18:42.549 literally like a part where Howard is like, have 00:18:42.549 --> 00:18:45.069 you seen my wife to Jackson? And Jackson's just 00:18:45.069 --> 00:18:47.269 standing in the doorway. And all you can see 00:18:47.269 --> 00:18:49.650 is a shadow. But you can tell, like, he has this 00:18:49.650 --> 00:18:53.029 massive penis. Because they kind of draw your 00:18:53.029 --> 00:18:54.970 attention that way, too. Kid Cudi is packing. 00:18:55.710 --> 00:18:59.369 Maybe. It's shaded. So you can't really tell. 00:18:59.470 --> 00:19:01.450 It could just be a banana hanging there. Yep. 00:19:01.509 --> 00:19:03.170 Yeah. Right. They could have fixed that in post. 00:19:03.450 --> 00:19:05.769 Exactly. But I will say what I liked about it 00:19:05.769 --> 00:19:08.230 is they took a lot of great camera shots. They 00:19:08.230 --> 00:19:11.970 took a lot of like aerial views, for example, 00:19:11.990 --> 00:19:15.009 and showing like distance between people and 00:19:15.009 --> 00:19:17.069 objects and that kind of stuff. It was really 00:19:17.069 --> 00:19:19.970 cool. The one thing I didn't like, they splice 00:19:19.970 --> 00:19:24.809 in things to like drive their message home. the 00:19:24.809 --> 00:19:26.529 end of the movie, and I'm not spoiling anything. 00:19:26.670 --> 00:19:28.250 I'm not going to tell you anything that happens 00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:31.049 or anything like that, but the end shots are 00:19:31.049 --> 00:19:34.029 being spliced with like this preacher's message 00:19:34.029 --> 00:19:38.269 on porn is the devil, like save your daughters. 00:19:38.549 --> 00:19:41.349 They don't want to go down this road. And it's 00:19:41.349 --> 00:19:44.210 just kind of like, okay, this is, this is a little 00:19:44.210 --> 00:19:46.210 weird that we're just like, it's splicing, like 00:19:46.210 --> 00:19:51.470 it's splicing, you know, it's not. So it's, that's 00:19:51.470 --> 00:19:54.400 a little cut weird. But overall, I really liked 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:58.759 it. I split it into two parts basically because 00:19:58.759 --> 00:20:01.720 last night you guys kept me out too late. Like 00:20:01.720 --> 00:20:05.779 I said, sorry, like three o 'clock. That's when 00:20:05.779 --> 00:20:09.799 the first body drops. And I was like, okay, if 00:20:09.799 --> 00:20:11.559 this is where it's going downhill from here and 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:13.079 there's still 40 minutes left, I'll just watch 00:20:13.079 --> 00:20:15.799 it in the morning. There you go. Yep. So I just 00:20:15.799 --> 00:20:17.900 split it perfectly where I'm like, okay, I know 00:20:17.900 --> 00:20:19.740 what's happening now. The bodies are starting 00:20:19.740 --> 00:20:23.970 to hit the floor. i'll see it tomorrow morning 00:20:23.970 --> 00:20:28.089 so yeah and it was very good um i'm interested 00:20:28.089 --> 00:20:30.829 in seeing pearl i also wanted to watch pearl 00:20:30.829 --> 00:20:34.089 because claire doesn't want to see it and usually 00:20:34.089 --> 00:20:36.710 for movies we try to wait for each other yeah 00:20:36.710 --> 00:20:38.869 pearl was something that was like okay i can 00:20:38.869 --> 00:20:41.930 go see this on my own i know claire has no interest 00:20:41.930 --> 00:20:45.509 so i had to watch this first one first because 00:20:45.509 --> 00:20:48.750 i didn't know who pearl was and apparently there's 00:20:48.750 --> 00:20:50.509 another one coming and i didn't know who maxine 00:20:50.509 --> 00:20:56.259 was so I'm glad I watched this one. I'll say 00:20:56.259 --> 00:21:02.819 3 .5 pitchfork tongs out of five. Wow. Okay. 00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:05.099 That's pretty good. Can I just say something 00:21:05.099 --> 00:21:08.119 about hyphenated names? Yes. One of the few things 00:21:08.119 --> 00:21:12.019 that stuck with me from that, the Seth MacFarlane 00:21:12.019 --> 00:21:16.339 Ted. is like when they're when ted's like telling 00:21:16.339 --> 00:21:21.220 um aniline bobby lynn exactly that exactly i 00:21:21.220 --> 00:21:23.519 was just like oh whenever i hear like a hyphenated 00:21:23.519 --> 00:21:26.759 name my brain just goes right back to that yep 00:21:26.759 --> 00:21:29.079 i love that too because he just like rattles 00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:31.180 him off and he ended up saying it already and 00:21:31.180 --> 00:21:33.259 ted's just like oh yeah it was bobby lynn he 00:21:33.259 --> 00:21:37.720 goes fuck i love that part because he's just 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:41.460 so exasperated He's also just cycling through 00:21:41.460 --> 00:21:43.759 all the permutations, so I think the second part 00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:45.579 first, and then he's like, yeah, I've got to 00:21:45.579 --> 00:21:48.140 figure out the first. He's like, Anna, Bobby, 00:21:48.240 --> 00:21:50.660 Susie, and then he goes, wait, is any of those 00:21:50.660 --> 00:21:53.039 with Lynn on the end of it? He goes, yeah, yeah, 00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:55.599 yeah. Anna Lynn, Bobby Lynn, Susie Lynn, Jimmy 00:21:55.599 --> 00:21:59.339 Lynn. This movie was also made for just $1 million. 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:03.140 That's how these horror movies work, right? That's 00:22:03.140 --> 00:22:06.019 what's really cool about this one, too, is they 00:22:06.019 --> 00:22:10.869 do really... It looks cheap. and not in a bad 00:22:10.869 --> 00:22:13.170 way it's looking like what they're trying for 00:22:13.170 --> 00:22:15.029 and the fact that they're trying to make a cheap 00:22:15.029 --> 00:22:19.430 porno and it really only has two locations it's 00:22:19.430 --> 00:22:22.049 not like they needed big extravagant sets or 00:22:22.049 --> 00:22:25.369 anything like that so that's also why i think 00:22:25.369 --> 00:22:31.670 they made both of them um so quickly They probably 00:22:31.670 --> 00:22:33.750 filmed them back to back. They did, yes. Yeah, 00:22:33.750 --> 00:22:37.609 I mean, you know, it's kind of like how these 00:22:37.609 --> 00:22:39.089 war movies kind of work, right? Make them on 00:22:39.089 --> 00:22:41.250 a budget, and if they do well, then they're super 00:22:41.250 --> 00:22:44.069 profitable, right? Right, exactly. And now we're 00:22:44.069 --> 00:22:45.589 going to probably transition into the phase of 00:22:45.589 --> 00:22:48.230 where we have like seven of seven different movies 00:22:48.230 --> 00:22:50.670 in the X series. And you're like, what? Yeah, 00:22:50.789 --> 00:22:52.869 right. I'm kind of hoping it just sticks to three. 00:22:53.049 --> 00:22:56.509 Yeah, me too. Maybe if I can take 24, like they 00:22:56.509 --> 00:22:57.730 probably have a little bit more restraint on 00:22:57.730 --> 00:22:59.549 that. But like, you know, I feel like I'm thinking 00:22:59.549 --> 00:23:02.089 like insidious and like, you know, the just. 00:23:02.829 --> 00:23:05.410 Scream at this point. The first two Insidiouses 00:23:05.410 --> 00:23:07.430 are pretty good. I can't remember if I ever saw 00:23:07.430 --> 00:23:09.910 the third one. But I'm just, or Paranormal Activity 00:23:09.910 --> 00:23:12.390 is like the classic. It's Paranormal Activity 00:23:12.390 --> 00:23:14.410 that they were like, oh, this is a cash cow. 00:23:14.710 --> 00:23:18.430 Let's milk it. Oh, this is interesting. What 00:23:18.430 --> 00:23:22.029 is? So the day after X's South by Southwest premiere, 00:23:22.490 --> 00:23:24.950 writer -director Ty West revealed during pre 00:23:24.950 --> 00:23:27.269 -production for this film, he had used his time 00:23:27.269 --> 00:23:29.490 during a mandatory two -week quarantine in his 00:23:29.490 --> 00:23:33.380 hotel to write a prequel, Pearl. As the production 00:23:33.380 --> 00:23:35.480 for X wrapped, and also because the sets were 00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:37.700 already constructed, he asked star Mia Goth if 00:23:37.700 --> 00:23:39.740 she wanted to remain in New Zealand and film 00:23:39.740 --> 00:23:43.059 Pearl, which she readily accepted. Oh, nice. 00:23:43.339 --> 00:23:46.099 So it wasn't even a planned trilogy. It just 00:23:46.099 --> 00:23:49.240 organically happened. Yeah. Which is cool. I 00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:50.740 mean, like, that just, and that obviously means 00:23:50.740 --> 00:23:51.980 that, like, you know, hey, there's something 00:23:51.980 --> 00:23:53.559 creative there that they're excited about, right? 00:23:53.660 --> 00:23:55.500 Right. So I'm sure that, you know, hopefully 00:23:55.500 --> 00:23:58.680 Pearl is also well -received, right? Okay, real 00:23:58.680 --> 00:24:00.640 quick, without looking it up, how many movies 00:24:00.640 --> 00:24:03.019 do you think there are in the Insidious film 00:24:03.019 --> 00:24:06.519 series? Six. Five. Wow. Okay. You guys nailed 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:09.359 it. It was five. The fifth one's coming out. 00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:12.940 It's Insidious Fear the Dark. Is Patrick Wilson 00:24:12.940 --> 00:24:15.980 still in them? He's directing this one, Patrick 00:24:15.980 --> 00:24:19.180 Wilson. Okay. I mean, I have a thing for anything 00:24:19.180 --> 00:24:22.119 Patrick Wilson does, so I guess if he's directing 00:24:22.119 --> 00:24:24.019 it, I'd like it. He's in it as well. It says 00:24:24.019 --> 00:24:26.859 he's in the cast. Yeah. I know I've seen one 00:24:26.859 --> 00:24:29.519 and two. Is the third one the one with the key 00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:33.099 in the name? No, that's the fourth one, the last 00:24:33.099 --> 00:24:35.990 key. So there's Sidious and Sidious Chapter 2, 00:24:36.089 --> 00:24:38.289 Chapter 3, and then The Last Key, and then Fear 00:24:38.289 --> 00:24:41.769 the Dark. So maybe I never saw Chapter 3. I like 00:24:41.769 --> 00:24:45.690 Chapter 2. I'm going to have to read. I can't 00:24:45.690 --> 00:24:48.690 say I've seen any of them. The first one's pretty 00:24:48.690 --> 00:24:51.670 good. Not going to lie. I may check it out. I 00:24:51.670 --> 00:24:53.730 have nothing wrong with them, but it's just I'd 00:24:53.730 --> 00:24:55.769 never have checked out. If anything, just do 00:24:55.769 --> 00:24:58.190 it for Patrick Wilson. That's true. Alright. 00:24:59.339 --> 00:25:00.819 We're going to take a commercial, but on the 00:25:00.819 --> 00:25:03.480 other side, speaking of insidious things, we're 00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:05.680 going to talk about a certain movie. So we're 00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:07.220 going to take a quick break real fast. Come on 00:25:07.220 --> 00:25:10.500 back. We will talk about a certain movie that 00:25:10.500 --> 00:25:13.660 definitely is insidious in some way. But it took 00:25:13.660 --> 00:25:16.980 the world by storm. And we're back. I hope you 00:25:16.980 --> 00:25:20.160 enjoyed those commercials. Hope you enjoy the 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:23.730 show. because you're not going to enjoy this 00:25:23.730 --> 00:25:26.210 next part uh i think they're going to enjoy the 00:25:26.210 --> 00:25:28.789 misery that it brought i'm gonna say i can chat 00:25:28.789 --> 00:25:30.849 about this movie so you guys don't have to watch 00:25:30.849 --> 00:25:34.410 it right that's true uh andre you and jill both 00:25:34.410 --> 00:25:36.210 watch so you're both going to jump in on this 00:25:36.210 --> 00:25:38.710 yes a certain movie about a certain superhero 00:25:38.710 --> 00:25:43.359 about a certain person. That's right. Wow, that 00:25:43.359 --> 00:25:45.000 really narrows it down. Is he even a superhero? 00:25:45.519 --> 00:25:51.279 No. Alright, guys, we watched Morbius. It's Morbin 00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:54.099 time, y 'all. We got drunk and watched Morbius. 00:25:54.500 --> 00:25:58.660 The only way to do it. Pro tip, that drinking 00:25:58.660 --> 00:26:01.480 game does not mess around. No, it does not. At 00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:04.579 all. What was our rules for the drinking game? 00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:06.599 Drink every time they said, Michael, there are 00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:10.829 bats. Somebody died. his eyes changed yeah the 00:26:10.829 --> 00:26:13.029 eyes change ended up being the worst i don't 00:26:13.029 --> 00:26:14.789 know i thought michael was pretty bad michael 00:26:14.789 --> 00:26:16.150 was bad but like you know it's bad it's like 00:26:16.150 --> 00:26:17.869 okay main character's name obviously gonna be 00:26:17.869 --> 00:26:20.049 said a bunch no no no no there were times in 00:26:20.049 --> 00:26:22.049 that movie well i even said it that there were 00:26:22.049 --> 00:26:24.390 hearkening back to something and i'll get to 00:26:24.390 --> 00:26:26.490 that in a little bit but like there were times 00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:28.490 where i think matt smith's character was just 00:26:28.490 --> 00:26:30.829 like i'm just gonna say his name a lot yep it's 00:26:30.829 --> 00:26:34.309 true yeah his name's not milo by the way yeah 00:26:34.309 --> 00:26:37.150 his name's not it's so weird this movie you know 00:26:37.150 --> 00:26:40.279 you can you can clearly tell that there's a bunch 00:26:40.279 --> 00:26:42.279 of studio interference with it right i mean i 00:26:42.279 --> 00:26:43.980 don't even know interference is the right word 00:26:43.980 --> 00:26:47.880 whatever it's like morbius it's the another entry 00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:51.480 in sony's would be spider -man universe right 00:26:51.480 --> 00:26:55.680 yeah uh i don't know i'm not a big i'm not i 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.000 don't read comics that much so i'm not a huge 00:26:58.000 --> 00:27:02.140 uh morb head as it were but like you know morbius 00:27:02.140 --> 00:27:04.160 is just it's he's he's a spider -man villain 00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:06.440 right yeah and i think the biggest mistake this 00:27:06.440 --> 00:27:09.400 movie makes is just the fact that they tried 00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:12.380 to make it him a superhero right right this is 00:27:12.380 --> 00:27:15.599 just a generic superhero origin story but he's 00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:17.880 not a hero he's supposed to be a bad guy right 00:27:17.880 --> 00:27:20.000 or at least right but they made him that was 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:24.720 yeah i agree they made him sympathetic like it's 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:27.279 not a hero because like he doesn't like he's 00:27:27.279 --> 00:27:29.450 an anti -hero well right well he's supposed to 00:27:29.450 --> 00:27:32.549 be like he at the in the world of this movie 00:27:32.549 --> 00:27:34.910 there's a very clear bad guy and there's a very 00:27:34.910 --> 00:27:37.750 clear good guy yes and morbius is the very clear 00:27:37.750 --> 00:27:41.829 good guy but it's weird to know that in future 00:27:41.829 --> 00:27:45.089 films he's supposed to be an antagonistic force 00:27:45.089 --> 00:27:48.809 because i just don't see how we go from the morbius 00:27:48.809 --> 00:27:51.900 of the first movie to the Morbius of whatever 00:27:51.900 --> 00:27:54.380 movies may come. Because the whole entire plot, 00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:57.140 like the whole main thrust of the plot is, you 00:27:57.140 --> 00:28:00.160 know, obviously Morbius, Dr. Michael Morbius 00:28:00.160 --> 00:28:02.619 and his best friend Milo, whose real name is 00:28:02.619 --> 00:28:04.440 Lucian, but they just said, no, you're actually 00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:06.880 named Milo now. And he just rolls with it. That's 00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:09.099 Matt Smith. Everybody rolls with it. Yeah. They 00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:11.859 both have this, this rare blood disease. They 00:28:11.859 --> 00:28:13.779 never named, they actually never named this disease. 00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:15.900 They just have it and they know it's real bad 00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:19.420 blood. whatever yeah they requires a dialysis 00:28:19.420 --> 00:28:22.220 for them every three times a day they can't walk 00:28:22.220 --> 00:28:24.519 you know they're they're they're living on dying 00:28:24.519 --> 00:28:28.000 living on borrowed time and and dr michael michael 00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:31.400 morbius super awesome genius they open they open 00:28:31.400 --> 00:28:33.440 the movie with him refusing the nobel prize because 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:36.740 he creates artificial blood uh as a failed experiment 00:28:36.740 --> 00:28:41.230 to It was a failure to try to cure his disease. 00:28:41.430 --> 00:28:43.309 And he refuses to treat it because it's the best 00:28:43.309 --> 00:28:45.269 thing since penicillin, but it's a failure to 00:28:45.269 --> 00:28:47.210 him. So he refuses to take credit for that. Yeah, 00:28:47.210 --> 00:28:48.930 there's work still to be done. Work still to 00:28:48.930 --> 00:28:51.990 be done. That's his whole thing. I would love 00:28:51.990 --> 00:28:53.930 to be in a position to just say no to a Nobel 00:28:53.930 --> 00:28:58.680 Prize. Yeah, right, right. yeah it's so yeah 00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:00.559 the main thrust is oh hey he finally figures 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:02.859 out how to solve it solve his cure his disease 00:29:02.859 --> 00:29:06.299 he creates a vial from from vampire bats right 00:29:06.299 --> 00:29:09.339 it goes to costa rica yeah by vampire bats they 00:29:09.339 --> 00:29:11.779 have three dna yeah yeah you have that you have 00:29:11.779 --> 00:29:14.200 the hand coming up yeah exactly yeah right and 00:29:14.200 --> 00:29:16.720 they they really really really really wanted 00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:19.500 you to remember batman begins every single time 00:29:19.500 --> 00:29:21.019 like there's like three different shots where 00:29:21.019 --> 00:29:23.660 like he's surrounded by bats and then knock off 00:29:23.660 --> 00:29:25.779 han zimmer starts playing you know what i mean 00:29:25.779 --> 00:29:28.660 oh no wow like this is this is not an homage 00:29:28.660 --> 00:29:31.819 this is just please please try to please try 00:29:31.819 --> 00:29:34.640 to just pretend our movie is as good as a batman 00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:37.339 begins please like our movie please yeah right 00:29:37.339 --> 00:29:43.180 right um yeah you know morbius he uh you know 00:29:43.180 --> 00:29:45.460 hey here's the disease he's excited about it 00:29:45.460 --> 00:29:48.180 but oh no turns into a vampire starts accidentally 00:29:48.180 --> 00:29:50.839 kills people oh he's on the ship he's on like 00:29:50.839 --> 00:29:52.319 a ship off the coast of long island when this 00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:56.250 happens which they showed like a a trailer like 00:29:56.250 --> 00:29:59.069 an extended trailer of the ship scene yes right 00:29:59.069 --> 00:30:01.130 right because you know they have to set up and 00:30:01.130 --> 00:30:04.269 like so he because what he's doing is illegal 00:30:04.269 --> 00:30:07.109 and clandestine and and oh milo is bankrolling 00:30:07.109 --> 00:30:09.710 all of this stuff he's very rich for some reason 00:30:09.710 --> 00:30:12.549 we don't know how i never found out that it looks 00:30:12.549 --> 00:30:15.509 rich bankrolling this he's like you know like 00:30:15.509 --> 00:30:18.589 morby's like hey god i i have i have a possible 00:30:18.589 --> 00:30:21.329 path to curing this thing but it's very illegal 00:30:21.329 --> 00:30:24.029 and very expensive and he's like sure cool anyways 00:30:24.029 --> 00:30:26.150 they go they do they they do this experiment 00:30:26.150 --> 00:30:30.309 on a boat uh and they you know we have morbius's 00:30:30.309 --> 00:30:34.210 love interest uh what's her name uh martine martine 00:30:34.210 --> 00:30:36.589 martine bancroft yes she doesn't get to do anything 00:30:36.589 --> 00:30:38.269 cool in this movie she's supposed to be a badass 00:30:38.269 --> 00:30:40.910 scientist lady uh she doesn't really do anything 00:30:40.910 --> 00:30:44.009 cool or interesting which sucks cat she has a 00:30:44.009 --> 00:30:47.960 cat yeah um I don't know. She's just there to 00:30:47.960 --> 00:30:53.400 be a sexy lamp for Morbius. Anyways, they're 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:56.069 on this boat. you know, they strap them in, think 00:30:56.069 --> 00:30:58.609 Green Goblin scene, like, you know, like, strap 00:30:58.609 --> 00:31:01.170 them in, inject the serum or whatever, and, like, 00:31:01.210 --> 00:31:03.750 you know, the mercenaries, like, one of them 00:31:03.750 --> 00:31:06.529 walks down and just starts hitting on Martine 00:31:06.529 --> 00:31:09.230 and just was like, you know. It's very random. 00:31:09.430 --> 00:31:11.869 It's very random, but it was for the pure, like, 00:31:11.970 --> 00:31:14.190 purpose of, like, oh, don't worry, Morbius is 00:31:14.190 --> 00:31:15.450 about to kill all these people, but you won't 00:31:15.450 --> 00:31:17.869 feel bad because they're all assholes, you know 00:31:17.869 --> 00:31:19.650 what I mean? Right, yeah, exactly. We gotta make 00:31:19.650 --> 00:31:22.009 these guys look like dicks. Yes, and it's, like, 00:31:22.049 --> 00:31:25.150 very, like, it's just so, like, rogue. and it's 00:31:25.150 --> 00:31:28.349 whatever dude like the he goes more he goes full 00:31:28.349 --> 00:31:30.650 morbid morbid time he kills all them the action 00:31:30.650 --> 00:31:32.730 is whatever it's a lot of slow -mo and it's just 00:31:32.730 --> 00:31:36.069 like i don't know i just i struggled to feel 00:31:36.069 --> 00:31:38.910 anything in this movie yeah you know inevitably 00:31:38.910 --> 00:31:43.970 uh milo uh finds out that it did work in a way 00:31:43.970 --> 00:31:46.829 but uh morbius is like no i can't give this to 00:31:46.829 --> 00:31:50.349 you right yeah of course milo takes the the serum 00:31:50.349 --> 00:31:52.990 and well he steals it off screen that's the thing 00:31:52.990 --> 00:31:54.130 is that like i thought there was gonna be a whole 00:31:54.130 --> 00:31:56.910 scene where milo turns evil no he steals it off 00:31:56.910 --> 00:31:59.809 screen all for like this stupid like bait and 00:31:59.809 --> 00:32:02.109 switch like they they hide that reveal they try 00:32:02.109 --> 00:32:03.630 to hide that reveal until halfway through the 00:32:03.630 --> 00:32:06.730 movie that oh no milo is actually evil because 00:32:06.730 --> 00:32:11.900 like you know he's he he basically he one of 00:32:11.900 --> 00:32:14.019 the nurses at Morbius' hospital that he works 00:32:14.019 --> 00:32:17.039 at gets murdered. What's it called, Joe? What's 00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:20.700 the word? oh exact exsanguinated exsanguinated 00:32:20.700 --> 00:32:23.920 and yeah it whatever it was like oh no morbius 00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:25.799 must have lost control and killed that innocent 00:32:25.799 --> 00:32:28.740 nurse oh my god when so very clearly like you 00:32:28.740 --> 00:32:31.039 know they know they don't show the scene is shot 00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:33.380 in a way you don't see who killed her or whatever 00:32:33.380 --> 00:32:35.460 right it's like yeah okay it's milo milo killed 00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:37.460 her but like they didn't show like all right 00:32:37.460 --> 00:32:39.460 cool you hid that reveal you hid that scene of 00:32:39.460 --> 00:32:42.660 him going full more milo going full vampire just 00:32:42.660 --> 00:32:45.720 so you could try to be like oh yeah what a shock 00:32:46.640 --> 00:32:50.339 Milo's evil this whole time oh my god Andre was 00:32:50.339 --> 00:32:52.839 saying there's elements of a decent movie in 00:32:52.839 --> 00:32:55.980 here and I do agree with that but it's just so 00:32:55.980 --> 00:33:00.079 everything is either rushed too quickly or they 00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:04.819 leave out things that would justify motivations 00:33:04.819 --> 00:33:09.500 such as Milo just jumping from I don't know, 00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:12.079 not being a bad guy per se to suddenly being 00:33:12.079 --> 00:33:15.799 like, yeah, sadistic killer. Yeah. It's very 00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:18.599 generic. It's like, like Michael, we're not monsters. 00:33:18.819 --> 00:33:21.359 We're the evolution. Like, it's like, it's so 00:33:21.359 --> 00:33:24.059 many tropes that you've just seen so many times 00:33:24.059 --> 00:33:26.299 before done better in other movies. And it's 00:33:26.299 --> 00:33:28.680 like the action doesn't, the special effects 00:33:28.680 --> 00:33:30.680 don't really hold up well enough to, for me to 00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:32.700 be entertained on that front. Morbius is actual 00:33:32.700 --> 00:33:35.980 superpowers are very vague and uninteresting. 00:33:36.279 --> 00:33:38.200 It's like, okay, he's got super strength. They 00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.309 can. jump super far, but he can sometimes fly 00:33:40.309 --> 00:33:45.750 a little bit. Ride the wind. He can't just fly, 00:33:45.809 --> 00:33:49.990 but he can glide on wind. Or is it sound? I don't 00:33:49.990 --> 00:33:53.029 know. He has bat vision, so he has sonar. Literally, 00:33:53.190 --> 00:33:54.890 some of these cuts were stripped straight out 00:33:54.890 --> 00:33:57.950 of the Daredevil Ben Affleck movie, it feels 00:33:57.950 --> 00:34:01.549 like, with the supersonic vision. Probably, for 00:34:01.549 --> 00:34:03.670 me, the most frustrating point is throughout 00:34:03.670 --> 00:34:06.430 the film, they're setting up the fact that the 00:34:06.430 --> 00:34:09.289 artificial blood is not cutting it for morbius 00:34:09.289 --> 00:34:13.070 it's not going to keep him his his cravings satiated 00:34:13.070 --> 00:34:17.130 so towards the end of the movie we know because 00:34:17.130 --> 00:34:19.889 he keeps reminding uh martine that like i only 00:34:19.889 --> 00:34:22.710 can last about four hours on artificial blood 00:34:22.710 --> 00:34:27.050 before i i hunger for more the movie ends with 00:34:27.050 --> 00:34:31.690 that completely unresolved like okay cool so 00:34:31.690 --> 00:34:34.329 what is your strategy yeah like what is your 00:34:34.329 --> 00:34:36.469 strategy for fighting off your hunger because 00:34:36.469 --> 00:34:38.469 you can't keep we know you can't keep doing artificial 00:34:38.469 --> 00:34:42.110 blood but are you gonna get like a hook up at 00:34:42.110 --> 00:34:44.750 the blood bank are you gonna team up with venom 00:34:44.750 --> 00:34:49.469 and just eat bad guys like yeah like that that's 00:34:49.469 --> 00:34:51.030 kind of frustrating yeah the movie definitely 00:34:51.030 --> 00:34:53.969 does very much just end i mean thankfully quickly 00:34:53.969 --> 00:34:56.070 like there's no there's no falling action it's 00:34:56.070 --> 00:34:58.489 literally big final climax sorry if i'm gonna 00:34:58.489 --> 00:35:00.309 spoil this movie for you you know we kill off 00:35:00.309 --> 00:35:03.130 milo okay big giant big giant fight which is 00:35:03.130 --> 00:35:06.280 kind of a shame i wish they had oh oh he finishes 00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.300 milo off with a bat kamehameha like literally 00:35:09.300 --> 00:35:11.800 like third like they're fighting in this abandoned 00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:14.980 building and and morbius like you know he's down 00:35:14.980 --> 00:35:18.360 on his he's he's he's you know he's on his last 00:35:18.360 --> 00:35:20.340 legs it looks like he's about to you know give 00:35:20.340 --> 00:35:22.780 out and then oh he suddenly has an idea to call 00:35:22.780 --> 00:35:25.099 all of his bats to come and he's like a column 00:35:25.099 --> 00:35:27.940 of bats think batman begins yet again bruce wayne 00:35:27.940 --> 00:35:30.579 in the fucking bat cave and then he literally 00:35:30.579 --> 00:35:33.539 like reaches out and does almost like you know 00:35:33.539 --> 00:35:36.500 this like water dance with bats and he turns 00:35:36.500 --> 00:35:39.219 his arms and literally like puts his arms together 00:35:39.219 --> 00:35:42.480 to form a Kamehameha and shoots a pillar of bats 00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:45.239 at Matt Smith. And then that gives him enough 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:47.300 time to run up and give him the anti -vampire 00:35:47.300 --> 00:35:49.699 serum that also kills him. Yeah, of course. And 00:35:49.699 --> 00:35:52.420 they did set up that there is another vial of 00:35:52.420 --> 00:35:55.519 anti -vampire serum available to use on Morbius 00:35:55.519 --> 00:35:57.860 if it ever should come. If it ever is needed. 00:35:58.099 --> 00:36:00.440 So before we wrap up our discussion, because 00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:02.280 there is a post -credit scene, we do need to 00:36:02.280 --> 00:36:04.380 talk about the man of the hour, Jared Harris. 00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:07.179 Jared Harris. Right, who is in this movie for 00:36:07.179 --> 00:36:09.659 like 15 years. minutes i know not even i think 00:36:09.659 --> 00:36:11.519 it's like six minutes it's so weird he's just 00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:14.000 randomly in this he's the like they're he's supposed 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:17.820 to be the father figure to to milo and michael 00:36:17.820 --> 00:36:19.940 well he's also like the doc so at the beginning 00:36:19.940 --> 00:36:22.539 of the movie uh it starts in a flashback well 00:36:22.539 --> 00:36:24.900 it starts whatever it's all over the fucking 00:36:24.900 --> 00:36:30.340 place dude yeah milo and michael meet in a italian 00:36:30.340 --> 00:36:34.500 greece italy i think it's greece Greek facility 00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:37.639 for people with the rare blood disease, and Jared 00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.619 Harris plays the doctor who oversees the program. 00:36:41.059 --> 00:36:46.039 And then he stays with Milo and remains his, 00:36:46.079 --> 00:36:50.960 I guess, on -call doctor into adult life. It's 00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:53.880 kind of weird. Interesting. But he's there, and 00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.519 he's definitely making the most of a very thankless 00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:00.309 role, because there's just not much to do. there's 00:37:00.309 --> 00:37:02.150 just like i don't understand what purpose he 00:37:02.150 --> 00:37:03.909 serves in there because there's no scenes with 00:37:03.909 --> 00:37:06.050 all three of them talking you know what i mean 00:37:06.050 --> 00:37:09.530 like it's just okay there is what what when at 00:37:09.530 --> 00:37:12.510 the beginning so after we get one when we see 00:37:12.510 --> 00:37:14.570 adult milo for the first time and yeah we see 00:37:14.570 --> 00:37:16.750 adult milo he wheels we find out he's fucking 00:37:16.750 --> 00:37:19.730 wealthy as god and then that's it and it's like 00:37:19.730 --> 00:37:22.369 oh okay like wow it's good to see you again Milo 00:37:22.369 --> 00:37:24.929 let's go hang out and then like cool Jared Harris 00:37:24.929 --> 00:37:26.889 is just like okay I'll leave you guys don't get 00:37:26.889 --> 00:37:28.650 in trouble don't get in trouble bye and then 00:37:28.650 --> 00:37:30.250 that's it right you're right yeah and there's 00:37:30.250 --> 00:37:33.329 like there's no sense of like oh you know there's 00:37:33.329 --> 00:37:35.960 no There's no interesting dynamic between any 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:37.599 of them. And it's like, why is Jared Harris? 00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:39.380 Why is this character in this movie? He's supposed 00:37:39.380 --> 00:37:41.400 to be a mentor figure. He doesn't teach Jared 00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:43.960 Leto anything. He just tells him. No, Jared Leto 00:37:43.960 --> 00:37:45.820 is established to be brilliant. Yeah, right. 00:37:45.900 --> 00:37:48.179 The most important thing he does is says, hey, 00:37:48.340 --> 00:37:50.599 I can tell you're really smart because you fixed 00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.579 this machine. You're going to go to this super 00:37:52.579 --> 00:37:54.960 special college for gifted people or school for 00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:57.400 gifted people, which is implied to be Xavier's. 00:37:57.800 --> 00:37:59.780 place, right? The X -Men school or whatever. 00:37:59.860 --> 00:38:01.019 They don't name drop it because they don't have 00:38:01.019 --> 00:38:03.199 the rights to it. That's a place for gifted individuals. 00:38:03.340 --> 00:38:06.239 Holy shit. So many little cameos were like, guys, 00:38:06.260 --> 00:38:08.619 this is part of the Marvel universe. Well, in 00:38:08.619 --> 00:38:12.679 Marvel, so in Marvel comics, he's Emil Nikos. 00:38:13.099 --> 00:38:16.139 They couldn't even say it. They had to put Emil 00:38:16.139 --> 00:38:23.039 Nicholas. Right. It's just not a good movie. 00:38:23.099 --> 00:38:24.820 And I said it earlier, but I'll come back to 00:38:24.820 --> 00:38:28.179 it right now. This movie pulls, tries to kind 00:38:28.179 --> 00:38:31.360 of wink and nod and like nod at things. At some 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:34.000 point, it just goes flat out rip off of The Lost 00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:38.980 Boys. The fact that Michael was a drinking game 00:38:38.980 --> 00:38:41.940 rule, take a name, take a drink every time they 00:38:41.940 --> 00:38:44.460 say the name Michael. In The Lost Boys, Kiefer 00:38:44.460 --> 00:38:47.699 Sutherland's character, David, frequently taunts 00:38:47.699 --> 00:38:50.980 the main character, David, by going like, David, 00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:56.050 Michael, Michael. And like, That just made me 00:38:56.050 --> 00:38:58.329 want to watch a better vampire movie. Well, and 00:38:58.329 --> 00:39:01.789 it does say in the trivia that basically Matt 00:39:01.789 --> 00:39:06.909 Smith tried to become... Yeah, channel Kiefer 00:39:06.909 --> 00:39:09.210 Sutherland's role in The Lost Boys. Well, Kiefer 00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:11.190 Sutherland did not have a random dance sequence 00:39:11.190 --> 00:39:13.369 to the song Sex. And I will say Matt Smith's 00:39:13.369 --> 00:39:17.050 the brightest spot in this really dull movie. 00:39:17.309 --> 00:39:19.090 And he and Jared Leto actually have very good 00:39:19.090 --> 00:39:21.250 acting chemistry. There's like one scene where 00:39:21.250 --> 00:39:22.429 you can kind of believe that they're friends. 00:39:22.590 --> 00:39:23.730 You know what I mean? When they're talking in 00:39:23.730 --> 00:39:25.750 New York City. Basically when he's, when Jared 00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:28.480 Leto has to say, hey, I have a... planned but 00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:30.119 it's going to be illegal and very expensive like 00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:31.940 yeah you could kind of believe that okay these 00:39:31.940 --> 00:39:34.039 are two characters from history right right more 00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:35.980 of that it just movies just needed more time 00:39:35.980 --> 00:39:37.860 you know yeah it's just it needs to actually 00:39:37.860 --> 00:39:39.940 be longer i can't believe i'm saying which needs 00:39:39.940 --> 00:39:41.579 to be either longer or like they just need to 00:39:41.579 --> 00:39:44.559 cut out a lot of dumb bullshit you know what 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:49.940 i mean like there's just It's not even the worst 00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:53.320 movie ever. It's just so bad. We gotta talk about 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:58.960 the actual infuriating part. If you've seen the 00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:02.340 trailers for this movie, you may have noticed 00:40:02.340 --> 00:40:05.619 that Sony tried to lay some breadcrumbs for what 00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:08.860 might be building towards a Sinister Six film. 00:40:09.980 --> 00:40:13.829 And to do that, in the trailer, they put Adrian 00:40:13.829 --> 00:40:16.429 Toomes, Michael Keaton's character from the first 00:40:16.429 --> 00:40:22.449 MCU Spider -Man Homecoming. And in the trailer, 00:40:22.690 --> 00:40:27.329 they make it look like Morbius and Toomes run 00:40:27.329 --> 00:40:30.389 into each other in jail. And they exchange some 00:40:30.389 --> 00:40:34.610 words. In the actual movie, none of that happens 00:40:34.610 --> 00:40:39.250 in the film. He randomly... There are two post 00:40:39.250 --> 00:40:43.130 -credits scenes. One is... sudden is spider -man 00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:46.250 spoilers for no way home i guess that's cool 00:40:46.250 --> 00:40:49.070 you guys but whatever um i'll keep it vague the 00:40:49.070 --> 00:40:52.230 the universe terror opens up and dumps adrian 00:40:52.230 --> 00:40:54.949 tombs for some reason well it's probably because 00:40:54.949 --> 00:40:57.409 he's in jail in the mcu and whatever he gets 00:40:57.409 --> 00:41:01.750 dumped into whatever and then they just immediately 00:41:01.750 --> 00:41:04.610 like they cut to like easily he says oh the food's 00:41:04.610 --> 00:41:06.909 better in this joint and then like it's like 00:41:06.909 --> 00:41:09.730 it cuts straight to a news broadcast where they 00:41:09.730 --> 00:41:12.610 say a man identifying himself as adrian tombs 00:41:12.610 --> 00:41:14.989 randomly showed up in this jailhouse and we immediately 00:41:14.989 --> 00:41:17.349 released him because he was wrongfully imprisoned 00:41:17.349 --> 00:41:20.429 because we have no records yeah yeah and then 00:41:20.429 --> 00:41:23.989 this the second post -credit scene jumps to morbius 00:41:24.489 --> 00:41:27.489 in a car driving somewhere he got a letter a 00:41:27.489 --> 00:41:29.869 message from tombs to meet him i don't know how 00:41:29.869 --> 00:41:32.989 they found one another and he goes out to this 00:41:32.989 --> 00:41:36.650 location tombs shows up full vulture costume 00:41:36.650 --> 00:41:40.429 so he's rebuilt the suit in this universe and 00:41:40.429 --> 00:41:43.730 he's like yeah you and i should team up we could 00:41:43.730 --> 00:41:45.869 no no he was like hey thanks for meeting me doc 00:41:45.869 --> 00:41:47.710 i'm not sure how i got here has something to 00:41:47.710 --> 00:41:49.949 do with spider -man i think like literally like 00:41:49.949 --> 00:41:52.030 that's the line like it's thinking it has something 00:41:52.030 --> 00:41:55.050 to do with spider -man Morbius doesn't know who 00:41:55.050 --> 00:41:58.150 that is yeah no right and then he's like oh Palpatine 00:41:58.150 --> 00:42:01.829 survived somehow yeah right and um you know he 00:42:01.829 --> 00:42:04.849 says he tells Morbius oh I think I think we should 00:42:04.849 --> 00:42:07.210 team up a group of guys like us could do something 00:42:07.210 --> 00:42:10.190 good together and Morbius is like okay he's like 00:42:10.190 --> 00:42:13.110 that's I'm intrigued yeah it's very clear so 00:42:13.110 --> 00:42:15.250 a it's very clearly it's like just shot reverse 00:42:15.250 --> 00:42:17.550 shots it's very clear that they just you know 00:42:17.550 --> 00:42:20.429 had like some sort of like clip like like it 00:42:20.429 --> 00:42:21.969 does not look like these characters are in the 00:42:21.969 --> 00:42:23.530 same scene no they are absolutely not in the 00:42:23.530 --> 00:42:26.190 same scene um and also michael keaton's like 00:42:26.190 --> 00:42:28.309 the vulture has his mask on the whole entire 00:42:28.309 --> 00:42:30.789 time so he's all cgi so it's very clearly the 00:42:30.789 --> 00:42:32.489 studio was like we're just gonna we're just gonna 00:42:32.489 --> 00:42:35.880 make a new goddamn after credit scene call michael 00:42:35.880 --> 00:42:38.019 keaton and have him record two lines on his phone 00:42:38.019 --> 00:42:41.880 please you know right yeah and we'll explain 00:42:41.880 --> 00:42:44.019 why it sounds so bad because he's wearing the 00:42:44.019 --> 00:42:46.539 mask yeah but it's just like what like what is 00:42:46.539 --> 00:42:48.559 this setting up why and this comes back to the 00:42:48.559 --> 00:42:50.800 ending like why would this version of morbius 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:54.159 be a villain right I don't understand unless 00:42:54.159 --> 00:42:57.360 his need for blood is what pushes him to the 00:42:57.360 --> 00:43:01.780 other side of the scale because nobody understands 00:43:01.780 --> 00:43:04.599 him. But didn't we already get that with like 00:43:04.599 --> 00:43:07.980 the Sandman? Yeah. And all the other rogues gallery 00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:12.079 people in the Spider -Man movie. I can't wait 00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:16.139 to see how Andrew Garfield cures him. Yeah. With 00:43:16.139 --> 00:43:21.260 some science classroom stuff. I don't know. So 00:43:21.260 --> 00:43:23.949 that was a movie. we watched it it wasn't the 00:43:23.949 --> 00:43:26.090 worst movie i've ever seen but it was it is exactly 00:43:26.090 --> 00:43:27.929 what it looked like you know what i mean better 00:43:27.929 --> 00:43:30.489 here's the right question to ask better or worse 00:43:30.489 --> 00:43:36.530 than eternals wow um i think eternals is a better 00:43:36.530 --> 00:43:38.429 movie i think eternals has more interesting characters 00:43:38.429 --> 00:43:42.170 in it there are way more characters more characters 00:43:42.170 --> 00:43:45.030 and some of them have an arc which is more than 00:43:45.030 --> 00:43:47.050 you can say about any character in morbius really 00:43:47.050 --> 00:43:51.219 yeah um That being said, I had more fun watching 00:43:51.219 --> 00:43:53.320 Morbius because I was drunk and making fun of 00:43:53.320 --> 00:43:56.300 it. I had more fun watching Morbius too because 00:43:56.300 --> 00:43:58.139 I was drunk and making fun of it. That's it, 00:43:58.219 --> 00:43:59.840 right? Like I had more enjoyment out of Morbius, 00:43:59.860 --> 00:44:02.360 but not in the way that it was hoping. You know 00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:03.880 what I mean? There's a timeline. No, I would 00:44:03.880 --> 00:44:05.840 not watch a Morbius too. You know what I mean? 00:44:06.340 --> 00:44:08.460 There's a future where I would rewatch Morbius 00:44:08.460 --> 00:44:11.440 knowing it'd be a fun time. There isn't a future 00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:13.760 where I'm going to rewatch Eternals. That's fair. 00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:17.219 Unless the MCU makes it the most pivotal movie 00:44:17.219 --> 00:44:19.519 in the multiverse saga. I feel like I need to 00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.739 watch it before Eternals 2, but not necessarily 00:44:22.739 --> 00:44:27.219 any other time before that. Yeah. You know? I 00:44:27.219 --> 00:44:29.500 can't say anything about Morbius, but with Eternals 00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:32.059 at least. Although they're supposed to be popping 00:44:32.059 --> 00:44:35.760 up wherever. They better pop up. So far they've 00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:38.420 been quiet. Yeah, right. So we're supposed to 00:44:38.420 --> 00:44:40.920 see these Eternals somewhere some way down the 00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:42.800 line where they just pop up and they're like, 00:44:42.860 --> 00:44:44.400 Spider -Man, we're going to help you and then 00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.900 we're going to disappear. Because we can do that. 00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:52.980 Yeah. And then Thanos' brother. Yeah. Harry Styles, 00:44:53.139 --> 00:44:55.260 you mean. Harry Styles. Don't worry, darling. 00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:58.380 That's another movie we're probably going to 00:44:58.380 --> 00:45:02.730 have to watch for this podcast, huh? Yeah. It 00:45:02.730 --> 00:45:04.690 was one that I kind of wanted to watch when I 00:45:04.690 --> 00:45:06.869 saw the first trailer. And now I feel like I 00:45:06.869 --> 00:45:09.809 have to watch because of the drama. I just feel 00:45:09.809 --> 00:45:12.809 like the drama just put a microscope on a film 00:45:12.809 --> 00:45:14.969 that probably was not very good to begin with 00:45:14.969 --> 00:45:17.510 and is like doubled, made everyone paid attention 00:45:17.510 --> 00:45:20.829 to it. And that's why it's even being worse. 00:45:21.170 --> 00:45:24.170 I think critics score for the Rotten Tomatoes 00:45:24.170 --> 00:45:25.710 for Don't Worry Darling would have been like 00:45:25.710 --> 00:45:30.250 50, 60, maybe 70, maybe. Now it's going to be 00:45:30.250 --> 00:45:33.800 20, 30. Just because of all this drama on the 00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:35.820 outside. Yeah, it just brought so much attention 00:45:35.820 --> 00:45:38.539 to it that it didn't need. Alright, ratings. 00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:43.039 We gotta rate this vampire. This one's like a 00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:48.320 1 .5 artificial blue bags of blood out of 5. 00:45:48.539 --> 00:45:54.519 I'll give it a 1 .2 out of 5 weird, random, unnecessary 00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:57.599 dance scene. Oh man, that was my favorite part 00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:59.519 of the movie. When he just randomly danced to 00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:05.889 sex. Yeah. Watch the Matt Smith Morbius dance. 00:46:06.190 --> 00:46:08.849 Watch that. A little slight spoiler for House 00:46:08.849 --> 00:46:10.969 of the Dragon. Andre's like, you know about the 00:46:10.969 --> 00:46:13.869 Matt Smith sex scene. And I'm like, what? Is 00:46:13.869 --> 00:46:17.050 he like the sad boy at the orgy? He's like, no, 00:46:17.110 --> 00:46:19.730 no, no. If anything, it's the opposite. Oh, happy 00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:23.309 boy at the orgy. Happy boy by himself, solo in 00:46:23.309 --> 00:46:27.210 the bedroom. He's feeling himself, but not in 00:46:27.210 --> 00:46:31.869 that way. One of the, one of like the, like the 00:46:31.869 --> 00:46:34.050 only time the movie shows any kind of soul, but 00:46:34.050 --> 00:46:35.590 also it's just totally random. It's like, okay, 00:46:35.630 --> 00:46:37.849 why was that here? I wonder if they were like, 00:46:37.909 --> 00:46:40.269 remember that scene in Spider -Man three? Yes. 00:46:40.530 --> 00:46:45.320 Yes. We think this is a good idea. oh my gosh 00:46:45.320 --> 00:46:48.539 you know matt smith was having oh yeah that sounds 00:46:48.539 --> 00:46:51.860 miserable not gonna lie please stop please stop 00:46:51.860 --> 00:46:53.820 while you're behind but what about the craven 00:46:53.820 --> 00:46:57.159 movie no i don't want to watch a craven movie 00:46:57.159 --> 00:46:59.480 i don't care wasn't craven supposed to be in 00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:03.019 the actual universe i thought i have no idea 00:47:03.019 --> 00:47:05.539 no it's it's a solo movie in this universe yeah 00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:08.519 as far as i know because i thought it was supposed 00:47:08.519 --> 00:47:11.260 to be before they got the idea for like multiverse 00:47:11.260 --> 00:47:13.849 everything like that I just remembered, I read 00:47:13.849 --> 00:47:17.989 on IMDb, this is not a direct quote, but according 00:47:17.989 --> 00:47:21.510 to IMDb, Morbius was supposed to be the eighth 00:47:21.510 --> 00:47:27.030 film in the timeline that Sony is doing. And 00:47:27.030 --> 00:47:32.010 then they made changes and obviously moved its 00:47:32.010 --> 00:47:34.530 placement up. Yeah, well, right. Well, that's 00:47:34.530 --> 00:47:36.389 kind of weird. What does that even mean? Is it 00:47:36.389 --> 00:47:38.949 like, I don't really know. even you know before 00:47:38.949 --> 00:47:40.170 this movie before all the memes and everything 00:47:40.170 --> 00:47:42.070 like well that's part of why the memes took off 00:47:42.070 --> 00:47:44.150 oh it's morbin time like that was just you know 00:47:44.150 --> 00:47:47.909 it's a joke in so far as morbius is not a super 00:47:47.909 --> 00:47:50.030 iconic character in my opinion right yeah he's 00:47:50.030 --> 00:47:52.849 not gonna pull in he's not gonna pull in you 00:47:52.849 --> 00:47:55.750 know um even if he they had like a doctor octopus 00:47:55.750 --> 00:47:57.789 solo movie i feel like that would get more attention 00:47:58.380 --> 00:48:00.000 you know what i mean that character stockbox 00:48:00.000 --> 00:48:03.059 well known registers right exactly yeah but keeping 00:48:03.059 --> 00:48:04.840 that in mind like this was originally planned 00:48:04.840 --> 00:48:07.639 to be a film that would occur way later it explains 00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:12.440 a lot yeah why they decided to move it up i i 00:48:12.440 --> 00:48:15.239 did not find anything on imdb about that but 00:48:15.239 --> 00:48:18.539 yeah eight films were supposed to happen before 00:48:18.539 --> 00:48:23.719 morbius okay I wonder why. Maybe it was because 00:48:23.719 --> 00:48:25.659 they locked Jared Leto in and they're like, oh, 00:48:25.699 --> 00:48:29.179 let's get it out. Let's get it, yeah. Or maybe 00:48:29.179 --> 00:48:30.920 they thought with the Multiverse of Madness, 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:33.940 no, not Multiverse of Madness, sorry, No Way 00:48:33.940 --> 00:48:39.219 Home, that that gave them enough connective tissue 00:48:39.219 --> 00:48:42.460 to put Morbius there. But I feel like that could 00:48:42.460 --> 00:48:46.599 have been any villain story. Yeah. And then Venom 00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:50.019 is not even, is mentioned as a joke. Yeah. Right. 00:48:50.409 --> 00:48:53.590 but not mentioned any other way. I'm trying to 00:48:53.590 --> 00:49:00.230 find that line, but yeah. Yeah, it's weird. Do 00:49:00.230 --> 00:49:02.929 I look forward to the future of the Sony Micro 00:49:02.929 --> 00:49:05.829 Spider -Verse? No, stop. Stick with Spider -Verse 00:49:05.829 --> 00:49:08.869 and just please make those two movies good and 00:49:08.869 --> 00:49:13.150 then I want to be done. God. Let me go. Please. 00:49:13.409 --> 00:49:15.130 Not everything needs to be in a cinematic universe. 00:49:15.309 --> 00:49:17.130 If you want to keep your rights and have these 00:49:17.130 --> 00:49:20.500 superhero IPs, that's fine, but do something 00:49:20.500 --> 00:49:22.400 interesting with them that morbius is not interesting 00:49:22.400 --> 00:49:24.800 and it doesn't like it so desperately tries to 00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:26.739 connect to everything else that's within this 00:49:26.739 --> 00:49:28.960 nascent sony spider -verse but it just none of 00:49:28.960 --> 00:49:30.880 it makes any sense none of it adds to a larger 00:49:30.880 --> 00:49:33.889 picture And, you know, all of these companies 00:49:33.889 --> 00:49:36.210 try to, try to be the next MCU. And even the 00:49:36.210 --> 00:49:38.289 MCU is having trouble being the next MCU right 00:49:38.289 --> 00:49:39.929 now. You know what I mean? Like they're not even 00:49:39.929 --> 00:49:42.389 capturing the magic. Yeah, exactly. You're right. 00:49:42.489 --> 00:49:44.690 I, you know, I don't, I think the infinity saga, 00:49:44.809 --> 00:49:48.190 you know, as somebody who's enjoying phase four, 00:49:48.230 --> 00:49:49.829 I think more than most people judging by the 00:49:49.829 --> 00:49:53.969 internet, the infinity saga is going to, I feel 00:49:53.969 --> 00:49:55.389 like it's, it's, it's, it's a once in a while. 00:49:55.409 --> 00:49:57.449 And once it does a one -time thing, you know, 00:49:57.449 --> 00:49:59.710 it's going to be hard to recapture that. So yeah, 00:49:59.730 --> 00:50:02.750 that magic. The patience is just not there. Yep. 00:50:04.389 --> 00:50:10.369 Cool. All right. Well, unlike Morbius, it's not 00:50:10.369 --> 00:50:13.369 Morbin time. We are closing off Game for a Movie. 00:50:15.190 --> 00:50:17.110 I've been your host, Mike. I've been joined by 00:50:17.110 --> 00:50:21.170 Jill. I'm Morbin. It's Andre. We'll see you next 00:50:21.170 --> 00:50:23.469 time on Game for a Movie where we ask, are you 00:50:23.469 --> 00:50:25.730 game for a movie? Thanks for listening, guys.