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You know what that sound means? It's another

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episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are

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you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I am joined

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by... Andre. I threw you off, didn't I? You did,

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but I saw the fingers go and I said I'm going

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to wait for a second. Yes, because we're in person.

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I love this. We all watched a bad movie together.

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Of course, to get through a bad movie, we have

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to be drinking. Yes. So, Jill, I think you have

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water now. But what did you drink during the

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movie? During the film, I was drinking a long

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drink, which I think I may have featured on the

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show before. Wouldn't shock me. Yeah, it's like

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Miles Teller's favorite canned cocktail, according

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to the box. If it's good enough for Miles Teller,

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it's good enough for me. Let's go. I mean, Miles

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Teller's mustache is enough to make it worth

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it. She's fishing one out of the fridge right

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now. Okay. Oh, okay. The Finnish long drink.

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Yes. From Finland. Yes. I was wondering what

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you were doing. Okay. Hey, Andre, what are you

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drinking? Slash, what did you drink during the

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movie, too? Because those are different things.

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At the behest of Mike, we were at the liquor

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store, and he recommended this to me. This is

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the Dandelion Haze New England IPA from Berkshire

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Brewing Company. Berkshire's in New York, I want

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to say. Let's see. Is that New York or Vermont?

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No, South Deerfield, Massachusetts. Mass, really?

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Okay. It's nice. It is a New England IPA, so

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it's kind of sweeter. Yeah. And maybe it's just

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because of the name, but it has incepted floral

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notes into me. So it's nice. Nice. Crushable.

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Nice. I like it. Speaking of Massachusetts, I've

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got Lord Hobo from Woburn, Massachusetts. Yum.

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It is the Boom Sauce Double, or Dippa. It says

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double in this one, so I can't just say Dippa.

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It's iconic. It's great. Can you get that in

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California, you think? Maybe. I feel like it's

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been everywhere. I feel like Lord Hobo has made

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it to California, but maybe not Boom Sauce. I've

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seen it in Ohio. He said Woburn. Woburn? W -O

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-B -U -R -N. I mean, it's Massachusetts, so they

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all have it. I will take whatever anybody says,

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I will believe it. Worcester. Worcester. Worcester.

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Worcester. We're not going down this road. Yes,

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we are. I did this to Andre when we drove to

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the north fork of Long Island. Like, what do

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you call that? Patchogue. Patchogue. Patchog?

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That was like the Patchog, right? The Patchog.

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The Patchog. So, we have watched a bad movie.

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We did. And I'm glad we are drinking beers from

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Massachusetts. Yeah. Really? What? Really? What?

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Really? That was gross. I'm sorry. Yeah. So,

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I'm glad we brought up that we are drinking beers

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from Massachusetts. Because the... I don't know

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if you guys know this. Massachusetts is on the

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Atlantic Ocean. Oh! You know what else is? The

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Gulf of Mexico? The Gulf of Mexico. Whoa! Let's

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go! If you guys are unfamiliar, a movie came

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out in 2013 called Pacific Rim. This is Atlantic

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Rim, a movie from the lovely independent production

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company The Asylum, which we'll get more into

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later. being a straight checker for this one.

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The Asylum, definitely. Yes. So we'll get more

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into that, but we have talked Asylum movies before,

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including Avengers Grimm. I had to watch for

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an episode. Yeah. I still have the second one

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on my list for some time in the future. Avengers

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Grimm Time Wars. I think it needs to happen.

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Yeah. I mean, it's Rumpelstiltskin. It's Snow

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White. Wow. Those two characters on the same

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screen together? Wild. Who would have thunk it?

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You would have thunk it. What is with you? What

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do you mean, what's with me? What is with you?

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You're in a mood tonight. You are in a mood.

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I just watched this god -awful movie, and I have

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some feelings. But you know what? I bet those

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families probably are leaning towards this thing.

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If you keep on watching a bad movie, it's not

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a good idea. Oh, never. I'm happier that I have...

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You now appreciate... I'm happier that I drank

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than I would be if I didn't. I am actually really

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glad that I've seen Pacific Rim. Me too, yes.

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Not the second one. No. Imagine if someone was

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like, hey, Ben, do you want to come over? There's

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this movie I really like. It's called Pacific

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Rim. It's got all these things. Giant robot punching

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giant creatures, let's say. Yeah, yeah. But they

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don't have it. And they don't have, you know,

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they don't have a streaming platform. But they

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have Atlantic Rim. The best way I can describe

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Atlantic Rim is it's LaCroix. It's water thinking

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about Pacific Rim. LaCroix is water thinking

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about a fruit. Thinking about it. It's not next

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to it. It's thinking about one. Yeah, go ahead.

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It's called Polar Ice. Let's be real here. Holy

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damn. Polar was created in Massachusetts. Yeah.

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Oh, damn. And Worcester. I'm throwing hands,

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okay? So LaCroix, the Asylum version would be...

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So if you got LaCroix Pamplemousse, that's the

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Pomplemousse. Pomplemousse. It would be Polar

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Ice Grapefruit. That would be the Atlantic Rim

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of seltzers. Yeah, I said it. I said it out loud.

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I'm out here. All right, well. I actually like

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Polarize's Black Cherry. If you are at the grocery

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store aisle and you're like, God damn, there

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is no LaCroix here and I need seltzer. This is

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a fucking tangent. It's Black Cherry Polarize.

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I'm just telling you my life, Mike. Are you not

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interested in my life? I am very interested in

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your life, but two beers ago. Okay. That's fair.

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That's fair. So, Atlantic Rim. Yes. We have our

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three main characters. Red, Tracy, and Jimmy

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Boy. Jimmy Boy, yes. Or Jimbo. Or Jimbo. Played

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by Treach. Treach was his name? Treach. Treach

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was his name? Treach. Treach. Treach. Who is

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basically Tyrese. Yes. Discount Tyrese. Discount

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Tyrese. We said Red was discount Kevin Bacon.

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Yes. Discount Bacon. And then... You never got

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a, like, discount. Well, I gave... Discount Tracy

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is the girl from Walking Dead. Oh, yeah, yeah,

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yeah. The actress who played Andrea. Andrea,

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yes. That's it. Yes. Right? Yeah. I hated that

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character. I did, too. And she did, too, apparently,

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because she was very pissed when she got killed

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off. Oh, yeah? Well, to be fair, she did die

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in one of, like, the last of the good seasons.

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Well, and so do you know what was supposed to

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happen or what she was promised? No, no, she

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was not going to have a cool queer plot line.

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According to the comic books anyway, she was

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supposed to be one of the last survivors that

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had a relationship with Rick. So this is Lori

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Holden. That's it. This also bought me enough

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time. Well, I mean, she died in the third season.

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It's very over. Once Rick was done... Are they?

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slow march to the end. Okay. It's not because

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they're going to do like the movie. Guys, we

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didn't watch Walking Dead last time. Hey, Atlantic

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Rim, also known as From the Sea. Oh, that's the

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alternative title. That's the alternative title.

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Not Atlantic Rim, From the Sea. It's not Atlantic

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Rim colon From the Sea. It is either you're watching

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Atlantic Rim or you're watching From the Sea.

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I think the script was written as From the Sea.

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Yeah. And basically they're like, ooh, Pacific

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Rim came out. We're going to call this Atlantic

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Rim. We have robots too. Yes. Yeah. So it takes

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place in New Orleans, Pensacola, and Manhattan,

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I think are the areas we have found that it takes

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place in. We say it takes place in because there's

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like three main rooms that they do this entire

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movie in. There are three sets and then a bunch

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of establishing shots and that's about it. Yeah,

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establishing shots. Yeah, of beaches. Of beaches.

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And then there's... So there are establishing

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beaches of... There are establishing shots of...

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Establishing shots of beaches. There's establishing

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shots of a bunch of dead bodies around. And the

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Mardi Gras parade. The Mardi Gras parade. Which

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I'm still pretty confident was like six different

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parades. Yeah, absolutely. And then there is

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the situation slash whatever. The situation room.

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Yeah. Yeah. Hotel conference room. And inside

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the robots. The cockpit robots. Which. I will

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say, still, I like this part and I said it to

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you guys earlier. They color coordinated them.

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They did. The bots, you knew exactly who was

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in what bot. How could you know? Wow. Red was

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in the red bot. Red was in the red bot, exactly.

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Tracy was in the blue bot. Yeah. And Jimmy Boy

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was in the green bot. Because Tracy was lit blue

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and Jimmy Boy was lit green. And red was red.

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They really didn't think hard about that, would

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you know? No. Hey, man. No, no, no, no, no. Absolutely.

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Simplicity is key. Keep it simple. You know,

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that's fine. That was not a problem with this

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movie in that everyone was color -coded. It works

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for Power Rangers. It works for me. It works

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for me. It works for Voltron. It works for me.

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I like that. No. Yeah, I was kind of ready for,

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like, a Voltron thing. I thought the door was

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open for it, but no. I liked that it was... I

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will say the more disappointing part is that...

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They fought two lizard people. Three. Three.

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I'm sorry, three. I forgot. I lost count because

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they looked exactly the same. They didn't even

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bother to... Well, right. And it was like...

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And they really didn't even get bigger. They

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didn't get bigger. Right, no. It was just like,

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oh, God, there's another one. Oh, the other one

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hatched. And it's the same exact goddamn lizard

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monster, you know? Like, I don't know. I'm looking

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for effects here. I'm looking for... Effort and

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design. You know what I mean? We understand these

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movies are made on a budget. Exactly. We can

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judge them, but at the same time... It's hilarious,

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but also... We can understand that these were...

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You literally designed one monster. Yeah. Even

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though they all look like PS2 cutscenes, and

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that's hilarious in and of itself, it's an entire

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separate criticism in that, wow, you fought one

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monster three times. That was the movie. So,

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before we get too far away from anything, I'll

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say that if you've seen... Then you can guess

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pretty much what Atlantic Rim is. Throw in a

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little bit of Godzilla, Godzilla vs. Kong, Skull

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Island, the whole giant ancient creature beings

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that are around. There you go. The only thing

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I couldn't guess was who dies, who doesn't die,

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that kind of stuff. There was a lot of death

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baiting. Yes, there was a lot of death baiting.

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Yeah, and I totally guess wrong every time. Because

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the answer is nobody died. Nobody that we care

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about. Nobody died. Except, yeah, right, right.

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Nobody that we cared about. No named character

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died. If somebody was mentioned by name, they

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make it through the movie. Even Alexandra survived.

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Exactly, right. The little girl that was hidden

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in the bar. On the other hand, Extra is dead

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everywhere. Well, right, yeah. My God, this movie

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would love to have some dead body homes. Dude,

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are you just going to rip burps this entire time?

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Yeah, probably. Okay. Alright, we apologize for

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Andre. He's drunk. I just did a lot of carbonated

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beverages, okay? Fair. Yes, a lot of extras died.

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They did not have burping deaths. No. Death by

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burping. I wish I died by burping. We don't know

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how they died half the time. No, well, that's

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the thing. Giant creature, I guess, presumably

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crushed them, but some of them look like bullets.

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Yeah, so we definitely saw some people get crushed

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by the monster's claw, which is great. Love that

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every time. Totally here for it. It was cheesy

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as fuck. It was cheesy down for that. It was

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more like, oh, man, like, wow, this giant robot

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and this giant lizard are fighting on the beach.

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Oh, cut to a shot of I'm going to fire the arc

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cannon. Was that what it was? Rail gun. Rail

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gun. Thank you. It was a rail gun. It was a rail

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gun. And he totally fucking whipped, destroyed

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another. His arm goes this way and he goes, whoops.

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And then cut to, oh my god, there's dead bodies

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everywhere. Wow, so maybe we'll die. Yes, Jill.

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Jill Valentine can operate a goddamn rail gun.

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Hell yeah. What? Hey, just so you know, there

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may be some Game for a Movie episodes coming

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from these two that are about video games. I'm

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actually all here for it. Now we gotta play Resident

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Evil 2 again? No, you don't have to play Resident

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Evil 2. Whatever's coming. Apparently there may

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be an episode about Fortnite? Oh my god. Alright,

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Railgun. Dead bodies. And then it's done. Yeah,

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the Railgun never comes back. I didn't even think

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about that. Context, there's three robots. There's

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three people in these robots. Red, Tracy, and

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Jimmy Boy. Red, Tracy, Jimmy Boy. Superfly. Red

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is red. Tracy is blue. Jimmy Boy slash Superfly.

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Superfly. Superfly is green. Right. Repeating

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now. What do you mean repeating? We talked about

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this. Yeah, but like they're the three main robots.

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You know what I mean? And they're like. Okay.

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They fight the lizards. Do you know who the lead

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scientist is? Margaret. Margaret from NASA, right?

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Yes. And she butts heads with, what's his name?

00:14:17.919 --> 00:14:20.059
General Graham Greene. General Graham Greene.

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No, Admiral. Admiral. His last name's Hadley.

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Hadley? It was on his... Hadley. Okay, okay.

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Yes. And they talk a lot in the Situation Room.

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So this is played by Graham Greene. Who is? For

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the Admiral, who was in Twilight. He was in...

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He's in 8 Mile. No, Green Mile. Green Mile, Dances

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with Wolves, Maverick, Wind River. He's in Yellowstone

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1883, Antlers, American Gods. He's been in everything.

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I don't know why I'm going through this. He's

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there to look stoic. He was in Red Dead Redemption

00:14:54.100 --> 00:14:57.960
2 as Rainsfall. As Rainsfall. Rainsfall. Okay.

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Probably an Indian character. I haven't played

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Red Dead Redemption 2. Okay. Yep. Yep. All right.

00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:05.240
Fine. Make me look like an asshole. No, no, no.

00:15:05.379 --> 00:15:10.659
Burp again. That's the most I can do. Yeah, so...

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Graham Greene is the main guy we all know. Sure.

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There to be the stoic good general that is head

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on strength. Admiral. Admiral, sorry. Admiral.

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He was also the chief in numbers. Oh, I love

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numbers. There we go. Yeah. Anyways. Go on. There

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to be like, we gotta take care of these monsters.

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I'm gonna launch these bots. And then the NASA

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lady, Margaret was her name? Margaret. Was like...

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Yo, I'm here too. We have a program for this.

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We have a program and I'm excited to test these

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bots. What are the bots called? Gbots. Mbots.

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Mbots. Fuck! I knew it was a letter in bots.

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I'm just quizzing you now on all this. It's hard

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to... That's right. It's MREPS. It's MWEB. MWEB.

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MWEB. MWEB. Right, right, right. Which they only

00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:06.500
reveal at the end. Yeah, yeah. And then to be

00:16:06.500 --> 00:16:08.740
fair, okay, so Pacific Rim did this too, right?

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And everyone was like, why did you not use this?

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So Pacific Rim, spoilers for Pacific Rim, awesome

00:16:13.059 --> 00:16:15.679
movie. Go watch it. It's a lot of fun. Way better

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than Atlantic Rim. Absolutely. Halfway through

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the movie and the second fight, they're like...

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you know, they're fighting this goddamn giant

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monster, and they go to outer orbit, and then

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suddenly, uh, Mako was like, activate sword,

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and like, okay, cool, and then, boom, the giant

00:16:30.139 --> 00:16:32.659
goddamn egg activates the sword, slashes the

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monster in half, and it's fucking sick. But then

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you think to yourself, why didn't they use it

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before? And the movie never fucking answers it.

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And that's fine, because that movie is the best

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dumb movie you've ever seen. I've ever seen,

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really. Can we also talk about a character that

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disappeared off the face of the planet that we

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all love? Who's that? Spitfire slash Rabbit Daddy.

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No, Rabbit Daddy was the admiral. Spitfire was

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the pilot. Spitfire was the pilot, but I thought

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his codename was Rabbit Daddy. Is this the guy

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who killed the second lizard? No, the first lizard.

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Oh, right, because Red was holding him with his

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mouth open. And then he's the guy who said, I'm

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going to win the damn Medal of Honor. Yes. Well,

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no, he's Spitfire, apparently. Okay, circling

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back on my point with the fucking sword, right?

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Pacific Rim doesn't fucking care what you think

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about the sword. But in Atlantic Rim, right?

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They make it a point at the end. Miss NASA Margaret

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says, I'm sorry, I didn't have a chance to bring

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this up before, but you guys all have melee weapons.

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And it's like, what? Red has a shovel. Yes, a

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shovel. And then who? Sword for Blue. Sword for

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Tracy. Yeah, Tracy gets the sword, which is the

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coolest looking thing. And then Jimmy gets like

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an axe. Axe. Yeah, it's an axe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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It confirms that Red really does have a shovel.

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It's got a weird looking axe. Yeah. Is it a hammer?

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No, it was like, it was a spade. It was a spade.

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It was a spade. It was a spade on a stick. It's

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like digging up dirt with that shit. Yeah, it

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was a spade on a stick. It's a shovel. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. Mr. Main Character coming out with

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a goddamn harvesting tool. Harvesting tool. All

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right. We need to get to the big plot twist that

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made us all go crazy. So Red and Tracy have this

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sexual tension the entire movie. Well, they're

00:18:27.759 --> 00:18:32.339
supposed to be, you know, like, Red calls Tracy

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baby. They're establishing a scene. They're Fred

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and Daphne in Scooby -Doo where, like, you know

00:18:37.380 --> 00:18:40.500
they fucked. Right, right. But. They just don't

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officially say they fuck. I do want to say, their

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establishing scene is in New Orleans, and they

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just, they're at Mardi Gras, and then suddenly,

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they just like, they bump into some people in

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an alley, and then they, Who calls them a squid.

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Calls them a squid, and then Red, Red takes that

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as license to just assault the dude. Like, they

00:19:01.700 --> 00:19:03.960
just start fighting, and Tracy's like, no, no.

00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:06.359
hey, just don't do it. It's not worth it. And

00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:08.160
then he's like, no, no, no. I just want you to

00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.720
make sure I hurt him right. And then throws a

00:19:09.720 --> 00:19:12.900
punch at his face. Says, I will knock you out

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faster than you can imagine. Yes. Yes. Yes. They

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had characters. They had characters. Jimmy was

00:19:23.940 --> 00:19:29.839
cool. I did like Superfly. Admiral was pretty

00:19:29.839 --> 00:19:34.640
great too. I do love Graham Greene. Yes. But

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the rest were either underdeveloped or not likable.

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Admiral Green's not coming close to canceling

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the apocalypse. You know what I'm saying? Admiral

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Green? Admiral who? Hadley. Hadley, sorry. Graham

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Green is the name of the actor. It's the Doctor

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Who spin -off, Admiral Who. There you go. It's

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Admiral What? Admiral What? Doctor Who, Admiral

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What? Yes. Who's on first? Let's go on first.

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Okay, well, you... derailed what I was going

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to say. I apologize. Yeah, it's fine. So they

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have this sexual tension and we get to the plot

00:20:09.559 --> 00:20:13.519
twist in the middle of the movie. The fact is

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Jimmy and Tracy made out. No, no, no, no, no,

00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:21.700
no. They say they hooked up. They hooked up.

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And then Red's like, what? What the fuck? Yeah.

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What? What does that mean? What does hooking

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up mean? Just kissing. And then they said, we

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kissed one time. We were really drunk. And then

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Red goes. Because I knew I wanted to establish

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it. Do you know how many of my brothers I've

00:20:36.569 --> 00:20:39.109
slept with? No, no, like any brother's girlfriend.

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Brother's girlfriends. I've slept with. Yeah.

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Brothers I've slept with. And then they're like,

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I guess it's cool. You know what? Red could have

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been that guy. That's a different movie. You're

00:20:49.150 --> 00:20:51.849
right. Red gave very bi energy. I was about to

00:20:51.849 --> 00:20:54.309
say, like, if Red was Pam, I would... I think

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he loves... I think Red I think Red loves humanity

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you know what I'm saying yeah no Red is very

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flexible yeah I mean he's definitely pitching

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in those relationships but he's he's still into

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those relationships He doesn't put a label on

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it. Love is love. Lizards are lizards. Robots

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are robots. It's very simple. A wormhole is a

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wormhole. A wormhole is a wormhole and when you

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shoot a nuke into it or whatever you want, Red's

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there for it. He's going to roundhouse kick that

00:21:34.740 --> 00:21:38.039
shit in the whatever. We've given this character

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a better sense of self. Half the movie, he's

00:21:45.460 --> 00:21:48.440
in a holding cell just, like, working out. Yeah,

00:21:48.460 --> 00:21:50.559
yeah, yeah. All right, so Red helps take down

00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:53.160
the first lizard in Act 1. I love this. This

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is a three -act movie. Each act has a giant lizard.

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Yes. Closes each act with a giant lizard. Yep,

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and he helps kill the first lizard in New Orleans.

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And he gets a Medal of Honor. No, does he? Yes,

00:22:06.660 --> 00:22:08.859
that was his medal. Oh, he did get a medal. You're

00:22:08.859 --> 00:22:11.579
right, you're right. But he disobeyed General

00:22:11.579 --> 00:22:16.009
Hadley? Admiral. Admiral Hadley. We're on the

00:22:16.009 --> 00:22:18.730
seas, my friend. Yes, you're right. You're right.

00:22:19.329 --> 00:22:23.579
We're on the seas indeed. Fuck, I am so sorry,

00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:27.500
Admiral Hadley. Admiral, I have ruined your title.

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He disobeys Admiral Hadley's orders directly

00:22:31.960 --> 00:22:35.920
by engaging. And he's like, wow, he did a good

00:22:35.920 --> 00:22:40.019
job. You messed up the city. Yeah. Either way,

00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:42.359
either way, there's a body count on his hands

00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:48.019
and he says, oops. He says, oops. He says, oops.

00:22:48.119 --> 00:22:51.160
And that's his reaction to the... Hundreds of

00:22:51.160 --> 00:22:53.619
lives. Okay, fine. We'll just say he killed 100

00:22:53.619 --> 00:22:56.420
people there. That's a conservative amount. And

00:22:56.420 --> 00:22:59.480
he says, oops. Can I kindly ask a question? Yeah,

00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:03.539
sure. Nope. So, I think where we started was

00:23:03.539 --> 00:23:07.519
talking about how Tracy and Jimmy had a tryst.

00:23:07.660 --> 00:23:11.960
Yes. A very chaste tryst. Yes. And our favorite

00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:15.619
all -American hero who often causes destruction.

00:23:15.619 --> 00:23:20.039
Who's the greatest sinner among this trio? Is

00:23:20.039 --> 00:23:23.220
it Jimmy who smooched his comrade? Or is it Red

00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:32.420
who killed a hundred people? So the reason I

00:23:32.420 --> 00:23:35.740
brought this up... No, the reason I brought this

00:23:35.740 --> 00:23:38.480
up entirely is because he spends half the movie

00:23:38.480 --> 00:23:41.259
in a holding cell. But more so because the B

00:23:41.259 --> 00:23:45.039
-roll, after he's killed these people, the B

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-roll is obviously footage. From Katrina. Yes.

00:23:50.470 --> 00:23:52.089
Did none of you pick that up on that? No, no,

00:23:52.089 --> 00:23:53.930
I picked that up too. No, no, like straight up.

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Straight up, like B -roll from Katrina of dead

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bodies. So, Red gets out of the break. No, no,

00:24:01.069 --> 00:24:01.809
no, nothing with the actual actors on the screen.

00:24:01.809 --> 00:24:03.990
No, no, not with the party. Nothing with dead

00:24:03.990 --> 00:24:06.509
bodies on the screen. It was like destroyed buildings

00:24:06.509 --> 00:24:08.890
and stuff. Yes. From New Orleans. Like, it was

00:24:08.890 --> 00:24:12.150
very obvious. Katrina, not dead bodies, but like

00:24:12.150 --> 00:24:14.289
destroyed buildings. Destroyed, dilapidated buildings.

00:24:14.440 --> 00:24:18.299
Yes. Not the party scene. No, no, no, no. Because

00:24:18.299 --> 00:24:20.960
we need to talk about that party scene. They

00:24:20.960 --> 00:24:23.160
start dancing together. Well, he gets invited

00:24:23.160 --> 00:24:24.859
to a party. He gets invited to a party. He gets

00:24:24.859 --> 00:24:27.000
honored. Yes, because he got a Medal of Honor

00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:29.480
and basically... And he killed 600 people. Yes,

00:24:29.500 --> 00:24:31.180
and the Admiral's just like, I'm just going to

00:24:31.180 --> 00:24:34.119
use you tonight to show, like, this mission was

00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:36.400
a success because we killed this monster and

00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.740
you got a Medal of Honor, blah, blah, blah. So

00:24:38.740 --> 00:24:42.680
he puts him in this party. Tracy goes with him.

00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:45.680
Jimmy, however, is going to help the Red Cross

00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:49.299
because Jimmy is the good person. Jimmy is the

00:24:49.299 --> 00:24:53.980
hero. Jimmy's not partying. He's putting tarps

00:24:53.980 --> 00:24:55.799
over dead bodies in a truck. He didn't want to

00:24:55.799 --> 00:24:57.700
go to the party because he felt sick. He felt

00:24:57.700 --> 00:25:01.740
sick. He's aware of the destruction. Getting

00:25:01.740 --> 00:25:06.059
the death count. Jimmy's a good person. Sure.

00:25:06.279 --> 00:25:08.819
Yeah. Tracy's kind of, like, mad with Red, but

00:25:08.819 --> 00:25:11.099
they dance anyway because this is their song.

00:25:11.119 --> 00:25:13.059
This is their song. Which sounded like three

00:25:13.059 --> 00:25:14.720
songs together, by the way. It did. Yeah, yeah,

00:25:14.779 --> 00:25:16.180
yeah. They definitely have a song they didn't

00:25:16.180 --> 00:25:17.759
have the rights to, so they kind of played an

00:25:17.759 --> 00:25:20.200
approximation of it. Well, as they're dancing,

00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:23.559
it also cross -cuts, like, dissolve cuts. Straight

00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:26.119
to a dead body being tarped over. To, like, scenes

00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:28.839
of death. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, okay.

00:25:29.000 --> 00:25:32.059
Back to dancing. Back to death. Back to dancing.

00:25:32.259 --> 00:25:35.430
Back to destruction. Like, it was... Which is

00:25:35.430 --> 00:25:39.029
like, you can't... You don't have the pathos

00:25:39.029 --> 00:25:40.789
to pull that kind of stuff off without us just

00:25:40.789 --> 00:25:42.490
laughing at it. You know what I'm saying? You

00:25:42.490 --> 00:25:44.210
didn't have the budget to pull it off. Yeah,

00:25:44.210 --> 00:25:47.710
true too. The tone you're going for is just totally...

00:25:47.710 --> 00:25:49.750
I see what the director was going for, actually.

00:25:49.930 --> 00:25:53.410
And I kind of... in a better movie, might have

00:25:53.410 --> 00:25:55.910
liked the fact that they're trying to make you

00:25:55.910 --> 00:25:58.950
feel this. Sure. No, absolutely. No, no, no.

00:25:59.009 --> 00:26:02.430
In a vacuum, you can say, wow, why are we celebrating

00:26:02.430 --> 00:26:05.089
this extreme loss of life? What was that movie?

00:26:05.150 --> 00:26:08.910
The Long Halftime Walk or whatever. Yeah, exactly.

00:26:09.690 --> 00:26:13.730
That movie with Ang Lee. That is like trying

00:26:13.730 --> 00:26:17.289
to prove like he's being honored as a hero. But

00:26:17.289 --> 00:26:19.769
like he's seen all these people that he lost

00:26:19.769 --> 00:26:23.009
in the war and everything like that. Much better.

00:26:23.369 --> 00:26:26.029
And that's the idea they were going for. They

00:26:26.029 --> 00:26:27.630
cannot pull this off. They can't pull it off.

00:26:27.670 --> 00:26:29.390
They cannot pull it off. With their estimated

00:26:29.390 --> 00:26:31.750
$500 ,000 budget. And it's not even that you

00:26:31.750 --> 00:26:33.849
need good special effects or good acting to do

00:26:33.849 --> 00:26:35.609
it. It's just that like the tone you've established

00:26:35.609 --> 00:26:38.609
so far. Yeah. Doesn't line up. You know what

00:26:38.609 --> 00:26:40.569
I'm saying? Like no. This is not. This is a movie

00:26:40.569 --> 00:26:43.200
about punching. The giant robots punching lizards,

00:26:43.200 --> 00:26:45.180
you cannot establish pathos with this level of

00:26:45.180 --> 00:26:48.140
acting and budget. And red. Discount Kevin Bacon.

00:26:48.339 --> 00:26:50.119
Discount Kevin Bacon, yeah, you're right. So,

00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:53.200
let's just go over the end, because we need to

00:26:53.200 --> 00:26:55.200
take a break, and then we have a game planned.

00:26:55.859 --> 00:26:58.799
Oh, God. Okay, great. Though I do want you to

00:26:58.799 --> 00:27:00.539
take a moment to talk a bit more about Asylum.

00:27:01.660 --> 00:27:03.740
Yes, well, that'll be on the other side. That'll

00:27:03.740 --> 00:27:06.640
be on the other side. Yes, I will talk about

00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.890
Asylum and everything with that. On the other

00:27:08.890 --> 00:27:10.930
side of the break. But let's talk about the end.

00:27:11.049 --> 00:27:14.289
The final battle. And our thoughts on it. Like

00:27:14.289 --> 00:27:16.269
our rankings. Final battles in Manhattan. They

00:27:16.269 --> 00:27:18.630
get a super. The three. They get upgraded. They

00:27:18.630 --> 00:27:21.049
get upgraded. So now they can actually control

00:27:21.049 --> 00:27:24.529
it. Little tiara halos that are like direct neural

00:27:24.529 --> 00:27:27.869
interfaces. I feel pain. Yes. Right. Halfway

00:27:27.869 --> 00:27:30.140
through the battle they're like. I felt that

00:27:30.140 --> 00:27:33.099
punch, and it's like, wow, the neural interlink,

00:27:33.339 --> 00:27:38.019
like, interface. Science. Yeah. Science. If you

00:27:38.019 --> 00:27:39.859
die in the robot, you die for real. So that's

00:27:39.859 --> 00:27:43.019
the four stakes they have. So, what is it? We've

00:27:43.019 --> 00:27:45.299
had three lizards, the third one hatches near

00:27:45.299 --> 00:27:47.480
Manhattan. Yes. They have a very shitty establishing

00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:50.180
shot where there's not nearly enough people on

00:27:50.180 --> 00:27:54.319
the, like, looking at the shore. They also have

00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:56.619
a shitty establishing shot of they're evacuating

00:27:56.619 --> 00:27:58.519
the city, but there's a traffic jam on the bridge.

00:27:58.740 --> 00:28:00.660
Yeah, yeah. They paint over to, like, George

00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:02.640
Washington Bridge. And there's, like, one line

00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:04.700
of cars. Right. And there's, like, plenty of

00:28:04.700 --> 00:28:07.700
space in between. I'm like, wow. And, yeah, the

00:28:07.700 --> 00:28:09.619
other people are coming into the city. Like,

00:28:09.740 --> 00:28:12.579
this is fun. 3 a .m. on a Sunday. This is not

00:28:12.579 --> 00:28:14.619
like everyone trying to get out of an apartment.

00:28:14.700 --> 00:28:17.880
Exactly. If I drove on George Washington Bridge,

00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:19.980
I'd be very pleasantly happy. Yeah, right. Oh,

00:28:20.039 --> 00:28:22.539
I would take that 10 out of 10 times. Yes. Either

00:28:22.539 --> 00:28:26.779
way, they fight in their goddamn robots to fight

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:30.640
the giant goddamn lizard with the little... Tiaras

00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:33.079
or whatever. Goddamn tiaras. They have their

00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:38.059
melee weapons. The M -webs. The M -webs. They

00:28:38.059 --> 00:28:40.839
can fly. They can fly. Yeah, so they actually

00:28:40.839 --> 00:28:43.900
fly from Pensacola because it never said they

00:28:43.900 --> 00:28:46.559
were in Pensacola except for the base says Pensacola

00:28:46.559 --> 00:28:48.920
base. Right, right, right. So they fly from Pensacola

00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:52.359
to Manhattan to fight this giant lizard thing

00:28:52.359 --> 00:28:55.160
and they're goddamn robots and they're goddamn

00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:57.599
lizards with their goddamn tiaras. You're welcome.

00:28:57.640 --> 00:29:01.549
Thank you. And then Tracy takes a few too many

00:29:01.549 --> 00:29:03.509
punches and she gets passed out in the robot

00:29:03.509 --> 00:29:05.349
because she has too much neural interlink damage

00:29:05.349 --> 00:29:08.349
because the lady can't do anything cool. That's

00:29:08.349 --> 00:29:12.170
fine. Yeah. No, and that's exactly right. Has

00:29:12.170 --> 00:29:15.369
to be sidelined so that Red can do the final

00:29:15.369 --> 00:29:18.529
Iron Man move. They pull an Avengers 1. They

00:29:18.529 --> 00:29:23.009
launch a nuke out of... And there's an argument

00:29:23.009 --> 00:29:26.789
from Admiral Hadley. Admiral Hadley. This is

00:29:26.789 --> 00:29:28.150
my real character. I can probably get it right.

00:29:30.589 --> 00:29:33.430
And... Sheldon Geist. Sheldon Geist. Goddammit,

00:29:33.430 --> 00:29:35.130
Geist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That guy. Who's been,

00:29:35.190 --> 00:29:37.529
like, working against... Yes. Geist was getting

00:29:37.529 --> 00:29:39.609
on the phone with the Department of Defense saying,

00:29:39.670 --> 00:29:41.950
we gotta nuke this shit. Who cares if we kill

00:29:41.950 --> 00:29:44.450
all of New York City if we kill the lizard? I'll

00:29:44.450 --> 00:29:46.829
kill a million people to save 10 million. Save

00:29:46.829 --> 00:29:49.250
10 million. Whatever, yes. And his name is Sheldon

00:29:49.250 --> 00:29:51.950
Geist. Sheldon Geist. He is way too... Yeah,

00:29:52.029 --> 00:29:53.849
he has an eyepatch that's like... And he has

00:29:53.849 --> 00:29:56.869
a Crayola crayon of a line. On the iPad. On the

00:29:56.869 --> 00:29:58.990
iPad, yes. To make it sound, look like Nick Fury.

00:29:59.329 --> 00:30:04.809
Yes. As well as he also, everything is like too

00:30:04.809 --> 00:30:08.150
gruff and too like. He's talking like this. And

00:30:08.150 --> 00:30:10.470
this is not an exaggeration. He talks like this

00:30:10.470 --> 00:30:12.829
the whole movie. And it sounds just as lame as

00:30:12.829 --> 00:30:15.130
my attempt at it is right now. I sound just as

00:30:15.130 --> 00:30:17.250
intimidating as Admiral Geist. And everything

00:30:17.250 --> 00:30:20.269
is uber important. Yes. Like he needs to. Oh,

00:30:20.410 --> 00:30:23.069
they're going to send the robots. I'm going to

00:30:23.069 --> 00:30:25.150
call a nuke on them right now. We've got to use

00:30:25.150 --> 00:30:27.349
nuclear force on this lizard. This is the only

00:30:27.349 --> 00:30:30.109
thing that will kill them. And there's a submarine

00:30:30.109 --> 00:30:32.130
that's coming from Charlotte, North Carolina,

00:30:32.349 --> 00:30:34.369
and it's going to be there shortly. I'll get

00:30:34.369 --> 00:30:38.390
off the nukes. Yeah. Nuclear radiation gives

00:30:38.390 --> 00:30:43.029
me a boner. So the submarine fires a nuke. Yes.

00:30:43.650 --> 00:30:47.849
Red is able to disable the nuke, grab it, and

00:30:47.849 --> 00:30:49.869
then basically says, I'm going to make the hero

00:30:49.869 --> 00:30:53.190
play. Yeah. And it's not in the Iron Man way

00:30:53.190 --> 00:30:55.390
of, like, I'm going to sacrifice myself. It's

00:30:55.390 --> 00:30:57.470
in the, I'm going to be a hero. I'm going to

00:30:57.470 --> 00:30:59.430
do the badass thing. There's no pathos there,

00:30:59.569 --> 00:31:01.309
right? Yeah. Like, there's no buildup. At least

00:31:01.309 --> 00:31:04.289
Avengers, a very silly movie that I love. Oh,

00:31:04.309 --> 00:31:06.329
yeah. But it builds up to that moment of, like,

00:31:06.390 --> 00:31:08.269
you're not going to make the sacrifice. You believed

00:31:08.269 --> 00:31:12.069
that Iron Man might actually die. Yeah. Or that,

00:31:12.109 --> 00:31:14.130
at the very least, he knows that he thinks he's

00:31:14.130 --> 00:31:16.869
going to die. Yeah. Right? And if Red dies...

00:31:16.869 --> 00:31:19.880
Yeah, like, whatever. Great. Yeah. Great. Tracy

00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:21.779
and Jimmy are happy. Tracy and Jimmy can be happy

00:31:21.779 --> 00:31:24.059
together. They can smooch all they want, and

00:31:24.059 --> 00:31:25.240
they don't have to tell anybody. And have a caramel

00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:29.059
baby. Yeah, right. I kept guessing there was

00:31:29.059 --> 00:31:30.960
a caramel baby somewhere, but there was not.

00:31:31.299 --> 00:31:34.480
Not yet. Not yet. If you couldn't guess, Jimmy

00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:37.700
slash Superfly is black. Yes. I don't know if

00:31:37.700 --> 00:31:40.259
we ever clarified that. We didn't, but we said

00:31:40.259 --> 00:31:42.700
black. I guess, yeah, okay. We didn't assume,

00:31:42.819 --> 00:31:45.660
just off of that. Okay, yeah. But just so we're

00:31:45.660 --> 00:31:51.890
clear. Yeah. Jesus. So Red grabs this nuke, then

00:31:51.890 --> 00:31:56.829
grabs the lizard on top of the nuke. Yes. Takes

00:31:56.829 --> 00:32:01.329
him into space. And then he flips around, roundhouse

00:32:01.329 --> 00:32:05.190
kicks the nuke into the lizard, and it explodes

00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:09.470
and carries Red down to... Smashing into Earth.

00:32:09.490 --> 00:32:11.529
Smashing into Earth and destroying the robots.

00:32:11.789 --> 00:32:14.769
Yeah. All of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He crash

00:32:14.769 --> 00:32:16.829
lands onto the robots. The robots are gone. Yeah.

00:32:16.930 --> 00:32:19.769
And honestly, that was probably the coolest part

00:32:19.769 --> 00:32:22.309
of the movie. What part? That part. Where Ramos

00:32:22.309 --> 00:32:24.349
kicks the moon. I mean, behind this part. Yeah.

00:32:24.369 --> 00:32:26.009
It's the hype. It's the hype. You know? This

00:32:26.009 --> 00:32:30.009
is the, like, ahhh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:30.089 --> 00:32:33.049
Of every Taika Waititi movie. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

00:32:33.049 --> 00:32:35.450
And it's, like, one -tenth as cool as it was

00:32:35.450 --> 00:32:36.990
in Avengers. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like,

00:32:36.990 --> 00:32:38.710
maybe one -tenth. Yeah. And that's pretty generous.

00:32:39.620 --> 00:32:43.019
So he is just all of a sudden out of the robot

00:32:43.019 --> 00:32:45.759
now. Yeah. And fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my

00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:47.940
God. Characters just teleport wherever they want.

00:32:48.000 --> 00:32:49.740
I mean, classic, like, you know, whatever. Like,

00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.119
characters will just appear out of the robots

00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.319
and bar. Yep. Like, you know, like, they'll finish

00:32:55.319 --> 00:32:57.000
fighting the thing and then suddenly cut to,

00:32:57.059 --> 00:32:59.059
we're having drinks at the bar. Speaking of.

00:32:59.140 --> 00:33:01.400
It was on fire in an earlier part of the film.

00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:04.259
Yes. It was the same bar. Yes. I still go with

00:33:04.259 --> 00:33:06.240
that. It's the same bar. And, like, you can cut.

00:33:06.490 --> 00:33:08.609
that and it's dramatic you have for a dramatic

00:33:08.609 --> 00:33:10.450
effect but no it just doesn't line up right there

00:33:10.450 --> 00:33:15.549
are parts where red is in a car when he also

00:33:15.549 --> 00:33:18.150
cuts back to him being detained yeah to him being

00:33:18.150 --> 00:33:21.109
in a cell and it's like oh my god switching hands

00:33:21.109 --> 00:33:23.869
yeah well and like the admiral too he took a

00:33:23.869 --> 00:33:26.210
helicopter from pensacola to get to manhattan

00:33:26.210 --> 00:33:29.029
to make sure that they're okay and he's just

00:33:29.029 --> 00:33:31.230
all of a sudden there Like, there's not a chance.

00:33:31.349 --> 00:33:33.710
I don't care how fast that helicopter is. You're

00:33:33.710 --> 00:33:36.130
not getting from Pensacola, Florida to Manhattan

00:33:36.130 --> 00:33:38.910
in the 20 minutes it took to fight this guy.

00:33:38.970 --> 00:33:43.150
Probably even less than that. By time frame of

00:33:43.150 --> 00:33:45.210
the movie. Yeah, but he's there to make sure

00:33:45.210 --> 00:33:47.589
they're all good. And they all do a slow motion

00:33:47.589 --> 00:33:50.829
awkward knuckles to say that they're going to

00:33:50.829 --> 00:33:53.269
a local drinking establishment. And I think they

00:33:53.269 --> 00:33:58.119
whiff on Jimmy. Yes. Which is shitty. Yeah. Because

00:33:58.119 --> 00:33:59.599
I feel like Jimmy was my favorite character in

00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:02.420
all of those. So Tracy hits everybody. Yeah.

00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:05.440
Red hits the main three. Red goes in and does

00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:08.960
the awkward, like, he goes like this, and it's

00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:10.760
like a group thing where he definitely doesn't

00:34:10.760 --> 00:34:14.780
tap Jimmy's fist. He got Jimmy's fist. No, the

00:34:14.780 --> 00:34:17.860
Admiral missed everybody. The Admiral went limp

00:34:17.860 --> 00:34:20.780
fish. Oh, that was what it was. Yeah, the Admiral

00:34:20.780 --> 00:34:22.139
went in like limp fish. I just thought that shot

00:34:22.139 --> 00:34:24.340
in somebody definitely didn't get any knuckles.

00:34:24.340 --> 00:34:26.960
And that was the Admiral. And then mercifully.

00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:32.159
The movie's over. And fun fact, there's a sequel.

00:34:32.519 --> 00:34:36.199
There is a sequel. Would I rather watch Pacific

00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:39.719
Rim Uprising or Atlantic Rim 2? Resurrection.

00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:44.239
Which is apparently set in the Pacific Rim. That's

00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:47.900
fucked up, in my opinion. Is Pacific Rim Uprising

00:34:47.900 --> 00:34:50.940
set in the Atlantic Ocean? No, it's set in the

00:34:50.940 --> 00:34:53.679
Pacific Ocean. Okay, great. Did you not hear

00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:56.420
this? I've never seen Pacific Rim Uprising because...

00:34:56.829 --> 00:34:58.849
I'm too terrified to watch it. Oh, we're not

00:34:58.849 --> 00:35:01.090
talking about that. Yeah. We're talking about

00:35:01.090 --> 00:35:03.590
Atlantic Rim Resurrection. I understand that

00:35:03.590 --> 00:35:06.449
part. That's then the Pacific Ocean, which is

00:35:06.449 --> 00:35:09.110
fucked up because that's... Okay, Pacific Rim

00:35:09.110 --> 00:35:12.730
Uprising. Let's see. If it takes place in New

00:35:12.730 --> 00:35:14.130
Orleans, I'm going to flip this microphone over.

00:35:15.869 --> 00:35:17.849
Sorry, I've got to figure it out. I haven't seen

00:35:17.849 --> 00:35:20.210
it myself. Los Angeles area. Okay, that's fine.

00:35:20.349 --> 00:35:24.650
Yeah. Fine. Fine. Still Pacific. I just heard

00:35:24.650 --> 00:35:26.289
it was really bad, so I never watched it. Yeah,

00:35:26.289 --> 00:35:28.869
I never watched it either. Pacific Rim's great.

00:35:29.070 --> 00:35:31.969
Pacific Rim. And this movie just made me want

00:35:31.969 --> 00:35:35.010
to watch Pacific Rim again. So is that your rating

00:35:35.010 --> 00:35:38.070
then? What's your rating? My rating? Yes, your

00:35:38.070 --> 00:35:40.670
rating. You have to rate the thing. We've got

00:35:40.670 --> 00:35:46.989
to rate this thing. My rating is .32. Do you

00:35:46.989 --> 00:35:49.429
want me to give it a half? One half? Round up,

00:35:49.489 --> 00:35:51.630
buddy. Yeah, we'll round up. I'm good with, like,

00:35:51.670 --> 00:35:57.170
.25 or .5. Like, this is what I want. I don't

00:35:57.170 --> 00:36:03.050
want the .327896 whatever. Okay, fine. This is

00:36:03.050 --> 00:36:05.329
a real number, not the half -assed number. This

00:36:05.329 --> 00:36:07.769
is just a real number. It doesn't matter what

00:36:07.769 --> 00:36:14.809
decimal it is, right? Yeah. Anyways. A .5. That

00:36:14.809 --> 00:36:19.510
works for me. That's fine. 0 .5. Roundhouse kick

00:36:19.510 --> 00:36:23.630
nukes out of five. Okay. Jill? I'm with Andre.

00:36:23.909 --> 00:36:27.389
It's definitely... But what's your metric? Come

00:36:27.389 --> 00:36:30.949
on. We all come up with metrics. Point five out

00:36:30.949 --> 00:36:34.730
of five. I'm thinking a couple options. I'll

00:36:34.730 --> 00:36:38.289
do point five out of five. Shovel weapons. Shovel

00:36:38.289 --> 00:36:40.650
weapons. All right. Shovel webs. Shovel webs.

00:36:40.889 --> 00:36:45.010
Shovel webs. I have to give it more than a zero.

00:36:45.190 --> 00:36:48.900
Okay. Yes. I agree. I agree. I agree. Because

00:36:48.900 --> 00:36:52.300
0 or B, I smiled and I laughed. You know what

00:36:52.300 --> 00:36:54.199
I mean? I had a good time. Well, no, I have to

00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:56.360
give it more than a 0, but I'm still giving it

00:36:56.360 --> 00:37:00.559
less than a .5. I am giving it a .25. Okay. I

00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:10.260
am giving it a .25. Stepped on bodies. From lizards.

00:37:10.460 --> 00:37:14.000
Crushed bodies. Damn. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah, that

00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:17.500
was Atlantic Rim. Atlantic Rim. I hope you made

00:37:17.500 --> 00:37:20.880
sense of that. Yeah, me too. We're going to take

00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.000
a quick break, and then we're going to talk about

00:37:23.000 --> 00:37:25.679
Asylum on the other side, as well as play a very

00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:33.199
fun game. We're back! Okay, so we watched Atlantic

00:37:33.199 --> 00:37:37.300
Rim. It is a movie by The Asylum, which is an

00:37:37.300 --> 00:37:42.380
indie American film production area. Basically,

00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:45.869
The Asylum started... Making low -budget direct

00:37:45.869 --> 00:37:48.969
-to -video films. That is how they started. Now

00:37:48.969 --> 00:37:54.670
they have capitalized. They make movies, obviously

00:37:54.670 --> 00:37:58.170
something like Atlantic Rim, capitalizing on

00:37:58.170 --> 00:38:01.050
names of big features. They're just hoping that

00:38:01.050 --> 00:38:03.730
people will see them at the grocery store. They

00:38:03.730 --> 00:38:06.110
see Pacific Rim and they're like, oh, I heard

00:38:06.110 --> 00:38:09.010
about this robot movie. I'll pick it up or whatever.

00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:12.000
Pretty much attached to every type of genre.

00:38:12.300 --> 00:38:14.380
I know animated films have this problem, too,

00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:16.480
where it's something like that. Oh, don't worry.

00:38:16.619 --> 00:38:18.480
They have animated films, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:18.480 --> 00:38:20.579
Well, like, literally, like, Chip and Dale Rescue

00:38:20.579 --> 00:38:22.739
Rangers literally made a joke about this, right?

00:38:22.860 --> 00:38:25.139
Like, where, like, characters would get kidnapped

00:38:25.139 --> 00:38:28.159
and then knocked off. Made into knockoff movies.

00:38:28.159 --> 00:38:35.579
Yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah. So, I've got a Wikipedia

00:38:35.579 --> 00:38:41.920
page that... lists the movies of the asylum company

00:38:41.920 --> 00:38:45.219
it is the asylum just so we're here uh curious

00:38:45.219 --> 00:38:48.119
uh it lists the title of the movie what year

00:38:48.119 --> 00:38:51.340
the director some notes to it but it also lists

00:38:51.340 --> 00:38:56.059
the blockbuster it's based on so i'm going to

00:38:56.059 --> 00:38:59.920
read you some that are a little trickier right

00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:03.980
so for example one of the first ones they did

00:39:03.980 --> 00:39:07.559
from 2006 was snakes on a train Which would be

00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:09.420
Snakes on a Plane. Obviously, Snakes on a Plane.

00:39:09.420 --> 00:39:13.559
Very easy, yes. So, I'm going to read you some

00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:19.219
that aren't as easy. And you've got to tell me

00:39:19.219 --> 00:39:20.500
what movie they're based on. Can you give me

00:39:20.500 --> 00:39:22.400
the year, too? Yes, I'll give you the year. Are

00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:25.119
they all live action? Not all of them are going

00:39:25.119 --> 00:39:28.500
to be live action. Are they all within a year

00:39:28.500 --> 00:39:31.400
or two of their equivalent film? I would hope

00:39:31.400 --> 00:39:33.239
so. Okay. I'm not looking that much. In that

00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:35.820
era, right? Yeah. You're not going to say 2008

00:39:35.820 --> 00:39:38.019
and the dad -father. You know what I'm saying?

00:39:38.119 --> 00:39:41.059
Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so all of these

00:39:41.059 --> 00:39:44.559
are close enough that you'll know. Okay. How

00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:45.960
do you want to do this? Like, he answers and

00:39:45.960 --> 00:39:49.460
I answer? We just answer together? You can answer

00:39:49.460 --> 00:39:52.840
together. If you want to go in an order, fine.

00:39:53.780 --> 00:39:59.900
That's fine. Organization. We'll discuss, and

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:01.699
if we disagree, we'll have two separate answers.

00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:03.780
How about that? I like it. All right, cool. Okay.

00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:06.539
So we're going to start with the earliest, 2005,

00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:11.800
King of the Lost World. That is, what's that?

00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:14.599
King Kong. 2005? That'll line up, you're right.

00:40:14.659 --> 00:40:16.559
Yeah, because that's Peter Jackson's King Kong.

00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:18.099
Yeah, it's definitely King Kong. King Kong? Yeah.

00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:19.940
King Kong. Peter Jackson's King Kong, yeah. King

00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:23.559
Kong. All right, cool. When a Killer Calls. When

00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:25.579
a Stranger Calls. What's that? When a Stranger

00:40:25.579 --> 00:40:28.000
Calls. What year, what year? This is 2006, sorry.

00:40:28.099 --> 00:40:30.000
It's a horror movie. Okay, I don't know it then,

00:40:30.099 --> 00:40:32.619
so. When a Stranger Calls, yes. Okay, nice job,

00:40:32.639 --> 00:40:36.659
Jill. So we're going to go with Dragon from 2006.

00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:42.679
Dragon. Oh, my God. Is that Aragorn? Aragorn.

00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:47.519
Aragorn. Aragorn. Yeah, Aragorn. Wow. They knocked

00:40:47.519 --> 00:40:49.639
out a terrible movie. That's hilarious. I kind

00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:54.099
of want to watch that movie. I have fond memories

00:40:54.099 --> 00:40:56.360
of being in that movie. I hated that movie. I

00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:59.559
didn't like the books, but Olivia did. Okay,

00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:03.579
so we've got 2008's Alan Quartermain and the

00:41:03.579 --> 00:41:07.159
Temple of Skulls. That's Indiana Jones and...

00:41:07.159 --> 00:41:10.400
Wait, what? 2008. That's too early. 2008, Alan

00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:16.179
Quartermain and the Temple of Skulls. Alan Quartermain

00:41:16.179 --> 00:41:19.380
and the Temple of Skulls. The League of Extraordinary

00:41:19.380 --> 00:41:24.079
Gentlemen has Quartermain. 2008? 2008. So that's

00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:26.800
not Indiana Jones came with a crystal skull,

00:41:26.960 --> 00:41:31.659
is it? It is. Oh. 2008. Wow. Indiana Jones. Shia

00:41:31.659 --> 00:41:34.699
LaBeouf. All right. What about 2008's Monster?

00:41:38.139 --> 00:41:40.019
It's just called Monster. It's just called Monster?

00:41:40.360 --> 00:41:41.699
It's not Charlize Theron. It's not Charlize Theron,

00:41:41.739 --> 00:41:44.260
right. Like Charlize Theron. It's not the Charlize

00:41:44.260 --> 00:41:47.920
Theron. 2008. 2008. Monster. This one's fun when

00:41:47.920 --> 00:41:51.079
you actually know what it is. Oh. This is tough.

00:41:51.219 --> 00:41:56.789
2008? Yep. It's not... It's not like American

00:41:56.789 --> 00:42:02.110
Psycho. It's too old. I like where you're thinking,

00:42:02.170 --> 00:42:08.929
but it's not it. Yeah. No? Psycho. Sorry, what

00:42:08.929 --> 00:42:15.730
is it called? Monster. Monster. Yeah, I don't

00:42:15.730 --> 00:42:21.130
know. I'm stumped. Yeah. Cloverfield. Oh, that's...

00:42:21.130 --> 00:42:23.130
I've actually seen Cloverfield. Okay. I have.

00:42:23.210 --> 00:42:25.429
I have. That's a good one. It's just Monster.

00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:27.389
Have you seen Cloverfield? Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

00:42:27.449 --> 00:42:29.389
I've seen Cloverfield and I've seen whatever

00:42:29.389 --> 00:42:31.610
the last one. Yeah. Clover. John Cloverfield.

00:42:32.070 --> 00:42:34.510
Cloverfield. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen both of those.

00:42:34.969 --> 00:42:38.070
I like both of them for different reasons. I

00:42:38.070 --> 00:42:40.570
have. And did you like that one too? That's a

00:42:40.570 --> 00:42:45.150
very big thumbs down. Okay. Yes. All right. I'll

00:42:45.150 --> 00:42:46.869
give you an easy one before I give you the real

00:42:46.869 --> 00:42:50.389
one. Sunday School Musical. That's High School

00:42:50.389 --> 00:42:52.460
Musical. High School Musical 3, but yes. That

00:42:52.460 --> 00:42:55.860
sounds like a Christian knockoff. The Asylum's

00:42:55.860 --> 00:42:59.460
first family musical under Faith Films. Yep,

00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:01.820
that's Christian. Faith Films. Yeah, that sounds

00:43:01.820 --> 00:43:03.619
like something that has to be forced to watch

00:43:03.619 --> 00:43:05.800
in, like, religion class in Catholic high school.

00:43:05.860 --> 00:43:08.699
Yeah, right. Yeah, right, right, right. Alright,

00:43:08.739 --> 00:43:12.440
another one from 2008. Street Racer. Speed Racer.

00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:18.219
Nope. Oh, really? What's one? Okay, what year?

00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:21.920
2008. Set Fast and the Furious. That'd be fast.

00:43:22.139 --> 00:43:26.820
No, it's... It's five or four. It would be five.

00:43:26.920 --> 00:43:28.460
I think it's five. You're right. No, I do agree.

00:43:28.579 --> 00:43:31.539
It's Fast and the Furious. Tokyo Dread. That's

00:43:31.539 --> 00:43:34.260
three years too late. It's Tokyo Dread. I understand.

00:43:35.219 --> 00:43:37.800
Jesus Christ. Three years. It's five years too

00:43:37.800 --> 00:43:41.579
late. 2005? No, 2008 was when... Oh, wow. You're

00:43:41.579 --> 00:43:43.099
right. That is five years too late. Holy shit.

00:43:43.420 --> 00:43:46.059
Okay, so I have... Oh, hold on, hold on. A very

00:43:46.059 --> 00:43:48.019
important question. Yes. I need you to click

00:43:48.019 --> 00:43:51.010
into that movie. Does it take place in Japan?

00:43:51.389 --> 00:43:55.670
And if so, I might need to watch it. We're talking

00:43:55.670 --> 00:43:59.110
about... Oh, wait. Are we talking about Street

00:43:59.110 --> 00:44:04.750
Racer? Street Racer is a 2008 action film by

00:44:04.750 --> 00:44:07.610
the Asylum. Its title is similar to the film

00:44:07.610 --> 00:44:09.909
Speed Racer, but its overall plot bears a close

00:44:09.909 --> 00:44:13.449
similarity to the Fast and Furious. Are the Yakuza

00:44:13.449 --> 00:44:18.349
involved? Based on true events is what it's being

00:44:18.349 --> 00:44:23.570
advertised as. Johnny Wayne is an ex -racer who

00:44:23.570 --> 00:44:26.230
serves five years in prison after crippling a

00:44:26.230 --> 00:44:28.730
young boy during an illegal street race in Los

00:44:28.730 --> 00:44:33.690
Angeles. Wayne, having been traumatized by the

00:44:33.690 --> 00:44:36.449
events, vows to never race again. While Johnny

00:44:36.449 --> 00:44:38.510
attempts to restore his life and become an honest,

00:44:38.590 --> 00:44:41.170
hardworking member of society, his parole officer

00:44:41.170 --> 00:44:46.110
has other plans for him. Does he get kidnapped

00:44:46.110 --> 00:44:49.090
and is forced to race? Right. I'm trying to figure

00:44:49.090 --> 00:44:51.510
it out. It looks like, no, it's Los Angeles.

00:44:51.829 --> 00:44:56.650
Oh, boo! Boo! Johnny ends up racing his former

00:44:56.650 --> 00:44:59.469
friend, now rival, Mickey Stiles for the title

00:44:59.469 --> 00:45:00.949
of the ultimate street racer. I don't give a

00:45:00.949 --> 00:45:02.630
fucking shit about Mickey Stiles. Where's Han?

00:45:03.210 --> 00:45:06.230
Ultimate street racer of Los Angeles and $10

00:45:06.230 --> 00:45:09.289
,000. I'm no longer interested. Thank you for

00:45:09.289 --> 00:45:12.579
digging into that. You're welcome. Alright, so

00:45:12.579 --> 00:45:15.000
I only have a couple more before we finish this

00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:20.260
episode. Princess of Mars from 2009. Princess

00:45:20.260 --> 00:45:24.800
of Mars. No, it can't be. No, because I saw that

00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:27.739
in... Jupiter Ascending, but no. That was like

00:45:27.739 --> 00:45:32.159
2013. Princess of Mars. Princess of Mars, 2009.

00:45:42.639 --> 00:45:45.440
I can also tell you, retitled The Martian Colony

00:45:45.440 --> 00:45:47.880
Wars in some European countries, if that helps.

00:45:48.059 --> 00:45:53.159
The Martian Colony Wars. I am drawing blanks.

00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:56.280
2009. Can we get another hint? I got nothing

00:45:56.280 --> 00:46:00.019
else for you. Yeah. Pass. No idea. Yeah. Avatar.

00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:07.170
Really? Avatar and the Unobtainium. If you showed

00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:08.889
me the poster, I probably would have gotten it.

00:46:08.949 --> 00:46:13.670
Can I see the poster? Sure. I don't think I have

00:46:13.670 --> 00:46:15.949
a poster. Can you sell me some sort of promotional

00:46:15.949 --> 00:46:20.809
art for it? Let's see. Yeah, I don't know why

00:46:20.809 --> 00:46:23.489
you guys are asking me for this bullshit. I'm

00:46:23.489 --> 00:46:25.070
just trying to make conversation here. Princess

00:46:25.070 --> 00:46:29.809
of Mars. This is what it looks like. That's not

00:46:29.809 --> 00:46:35.230
a princess. That's Antonio Sabato Jr. I wouldn't

00:46:35.230 --> 00:46:37.349
have gotten Avatar from that. I think I would

00:46:37.349 --> 00:46:41.230
have gotten John Carter. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like,

00:46:41.250 --> 00:46:43.250
I could see that. Yeah. It's apparently based

00:46:43.250 --> 00:46:46.869
on a book. Okay, great. By Edgar Rice Burroughs.

00:46:47.070 --> 00:46:51.010
Okay. Okay. Alright, you ready for my favorite

00:46:51.010 --> 00:46:53.550
one and why I said during the movie we fucked

00:46:53.550 --> 00:47:00.309
up? Okay. I'm ready. I'm ready. Six Guns. It's

00:47:00.309 --> 00:47:06.139
based on two movies. 2010. Okay. 2010, six guns

00:47:06.139 --> 00:47:12.960
based on two movies. Exception? Nope. I can tell

00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:15.340
you more Western. Six guns, more Western. So

00:47:15.340 --> 00:47:19.639
it's not the Himalayan. 2010? 2010. No, not Inglourious

00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:20.960
Basterds. It's not Inglourious Basterds. Django

00:47:20.960 --> 00:47:24.940
wasn't it? Django didn't come out by then, right?

00:47:25.019 --> 00:47:27.159
No, it's not Django. It's not Django. I don't

00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:30.460
really watch Westerns. Yeah. The Princess of

00:47:30.460 --> 00:47:32.699
Mars looks more like a puppy. There will be blood?

00:47:32.940 --> 00:47:37.539
All right, you ready for the first one? Yeah.

00:47:38.099 --> 00:47:43.219
True Grit. Okay. The second one, and why I said

00:47:43.219 --> 00:47:50.139
we fucked up, Jonah Hex. No. Jonah Hex. Oh, yes.

00:47:50.219 --> 00:47:54.260
Six guns. I don't know. I don't know anything

00:47:54.260 --> 00:47:56.400
about it. I don't know what Josh Brolin thinks

00:47:56.400 --> 00:48:03.099
about that. Bad movie. Yeah. Yeah. So that's

00:48:03.099 --> 00:48:05.219
one. We could have had the continuity this whole

00:48:05.219 --> 00:48:13.679
time. And then... What was the last one I found?

00:48:13.920 --> 00:48:19.860
There's one more. Okay. American Warships from

00:48:19.860 --> 00:48:37.949
2012. You sure? American Warship. Oh, I found

00:48:37.949 --> 00:48:41.070
it. Well, you're in 2012. That's got to be...

00:48:41.070 --> 00:48:44.130
No, that's too late for... That's too early for

00:48:44.130 --> 00:48:46.630
Battleship, isn't it? I feel like Battleship

00:48:46.630 --> 00:48:48.489
came out around the same time as Pacific Rim,

00:48:48.570 --> 00:48:51.090
so within a year of it. Yeah, you're right. I

00:48:51.090 --> 00:48:53.050
can't think of anything else I would fit American

00:48:53.050 --> 00:48:55.429
Warship off the top of my head unless it's...

00:48:55.429 --> 00:48:58.929
Master and Commander. No, not that. No, that's

00:48:58.929 --> 00:49:04.739
like more Steampunk Pirate. Yeah. There was Battleship,

00:49:04.760 --> 00:49:13.119
and then there was another movie. Right? No,

00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:14.320
I'm going to say Battleship. We're locking in

00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.099
Battleship, yeah. Battleship, you are correct.

00:49:16.300 --> 00:49:19.480
Yay! All right, I found the last one I was actually

00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:22.139
looking for. The last one I was actually looking

00:49:22.139 --> 00:49:28.179
for is the first animated film from The Asylum.

00:49:28.340 --> 00:49:32.150
Okay. And by the way, the asylum, let's not shit

00:49:32.150 --> 00:49:34.510
on them completely, because they are the people

00:49:34.510 --> 00:49:39.250
responsible for the Sharknado movies. So they

00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:42.510
know what they are, I think. Oh, yeah. I mean,

00:49:42.510 --> 00:49:46.090
the fact they do this for this much money, they

00:49:46.090 --> 00:49:49.030
know what it is. They know what the service they're

00:49:49.030 --> 00:49:53.250
providing is. Yeah. Top Gunner is one of theirs,

00:49:53.349 --> 00:49:56.519
which is based on Top Gun Maverick. knows. Yeah,

00:49:56.519 --> 00:49:59.619
yeah, and like, they definitely don't hide any

00:49:59.619 --> 00:50:02.420
of this. Sure, right. But also, like, you could

00:50:02.420 --> 00:50:05.139
argue that, like, that's excuse me, that's kind

00:50:05.139 --> 00:50:08.199
of like, I don't know, like, you're trying to

00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:09.920
get, you're trying to fool people that aren't

00:50:09.920 --> 00:50:11.699
into movies as much, you know what I mean? Right.

00:50:11.820 --> 00:50:14.679
People that will just see, oh, hey, we're hearing

00:50:14.679 --> 00:50:17.599
about this movie. This is your grandma buying

00:50:17.599 --> 00:50:20.579
you, instead of Fast and the Furious, or, uh,

00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:27.400
instead of, um, uh, buying you, What's it called?

00:50:27.579 --> 00:50:31.820
Um, fuck. I've told you guys that I'm losing

00:50:31.820 --> 00:50:35.079
my memory. This is your grandma buying you, instead

00:50:35.079 --> 00:50:39.500
of Grand Theft Auto, buying you, like, Crazy

00:50:39.500 --> 00:50:42.780
Taxi. Yeah. Whoa, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, pause.

00:50:43.699 --> 00:50:49.199
Crazy Tacky. Crazy Tacky? You're Tacky. Crazy

00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:53.239
Taxi. Crazy Taxi fucking owns, okay? Yeah. So,

00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:55.420
you know. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. No,

00:50:55.420 --> 00:50:58.039
but I'm not saying it's a bad thing. If you're

00:50:58.039 --> 00:50:59.699
expecting Grand Theft Auto and you get Crazy

00:50:59.699 --> 00:51:03.920
Taxi. Sure. But Crazy Taxi is not the asylum

00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:07.340
of productions of Grand Theft Auto. Okay. What

00:51:07.340 --> 00:51:09.039
do you got instead? Ride to Hell Retribution.

00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:11.780
Grand Theft Auto? Ride to Hell Retribution. You

00:51:11.780 --> 00:51:14.420
know what? All right. Yep. Yep. You finished

00:51:14.420 --> 00:51:16.619
it better than I could. I was going to be waiting.

00:51:16.739 --> 00:51:22.110
Yep. That's great. Yes. Absolutely. All right,

00:51:22.130 --> 00:51:31.429
the first animated movie under the asylum. Come

00:51:31.429 --> 00:51:33.349
on, where'd it go? I accidentally clicked at

00:51:33.349 --> 00:51:35.210
the top, so now it went all the way to the top.

00:51:35.329 --> 00:51:38.829
All right, there he is. Izzy's Way Home from

00:51:38.829 --> 00:51:43.829
2016. Izzy's Way Home? Izzy's Way Home. DreamWorks

00:51:43.829 --> 00:51:46.409
had a movie about an alien that was voiced by

00:51:46.409 --> 00:51:49.989
Jim Parsons that gets stuck on Earth. What's

00:51:49.989 --> 00:51:52.190
that? Like Planet 51 or something like that?

00:51:52.630 --> 00:51:55.150
Isn't that like Bars Needs Models? That's a Disney

00:51:55.150 --> 00:51:57.469
movie. I thought Planet 51 was the name of the

00:51:57.469 --> 00:51:59.750
Jim Parsons one. No, it's called something else.

00:52:00.110 --> 00:52:04.369
Something... 2016, you said? Yeah. Can you give

00:52:04.369 --> 00:52:07.650
me the studio it's based off of? Nope. Home.

00:52:08.389 --> 00:52:11.269
Home. That's not it, though. That's the Jim Parsons

00:52:11.269 --> 00:52:13.090
one. That's the Jim Parsons one, but no, that's

00:52:13.090 --> 00:52:18.329
not it. Izzy's Way Home. Finding Nemo. No, Finding

00:52:18.329 --> 00:52:21.380
Dory. Finding Dory? But it's where Andy Dory

00:52:21.380 --> 00:52:23.719
came later. Yeah, but it would have been around

00:52:23.719 --> 00:52:30.260
in 2016, so. Finding Dory. You sure? Yeah. You

00:52:30.260 --> 00:52:33.380
don't see Mr. I don't know. You want to lock

00:52:33.380 --> 00:52:36.039
in together? I'm going to say Finding Dory. That's

00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:40.900
my lock. That Pixar movie that came around around

00:52:40.900 --> 00:52:44.079
that time. It's not the last Mindy, which is

00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:47.019
not going to do it. I'm trying to think of an

00:52:47.019 --> 00:52:53.320
alternative. But I can't think of anything that

00:52:53.320 --> 00:52:57.059
would be close enough. So I will throw in for

00:52:57.059 --> 00:53:01.320
Finding Dory slash Finding Nemo. Final answer?

00:53:01.780 --> 00:53:08.019
Yeah. Finding Dory. Yes! Let's go. Alright, I

00:53:08.019 --> 00:53:09.800
found another one. This is the last one, for

00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:13.760
sure. Last one, for sure. Planet of the Sharks.

00:53:14.019 --> 00:53:16.960
Is this an animated movie? No. 2016, Planet of

00:53:16.960 --> 00:53:22.989
the Sharks. Um, that's gonna be... No, it can't

00:53:22.989 --> 00:53:26.590
be the Meg, can it? 2016? It could be the Meg.

00:53:26.769 --> 00:53:29.869
The Meg came out between 2016. Planet of the

00:53:29.869 --> 00:53:31.590
Sharks. Oh, no, it would be Planet of the Apes.

00:53:31.710 --> 00:53:33.929
Planet of the Apes. Stop overthinking it. Fucking

00:53:33.929 --> 00:53:36.449
holy shit. Sorry. I feel like all the sharks

00:53:36.449 --> 00:53:40.269
were just... They literally... If there's ever

00:53:40.269 --> 00:53:43.110
something... So is this the premise of like,

00:53:43.190 --> 00:53:45.889
we accidentally made a shark super smart and

00:53:45.889 --> 00:53:47.989
all the sharks are going to fight? Yes, pretty

00:53:47.989 --> 00:53:50.550
much. That is amazing. It's the Day of the Dolphin

00:53:50.550 --> 00:53:51.929
episode of The Simpsons. We need to watch that,

00:53:51.949 --> 00:53:54.650
yeah. The earth would just be flooded. So, like,

00:53:54.670 --> 00:53:56.909
how would the humans... I don't know. The sharks

00:53:56.909 --> 00:54:01.730
are just gonna go... You guys are... As much

00:54:01.730 --> 00:54:05.510
as I love Asylum, or The Asylum, I've never seen

00:54:05.510 --> 00:54:07.989
this one. So I can't help you. I can also tell

00:54:07.989 --> 00:54:12.190
you 2019's Clown. Uh -huh. It. It, chapter two.

00:54:12.489 --> 00:54:15.610
Yeah. Chapter two. That makes it scary. I don't

00:54:15.610 --> 00:54:18.349
know. It. Wasn't that scary to me, but, you know.

00:54:18.469 --> 00:54:19.909
The first one was better than the second one.

00:54:20.170 --> 00:54:22.469
Yeah, and the second one was okay, but the first

00:54:22.469 --> 00:54:25.769
one wasn't scary, in my opinion. A little scary,

00:54:26.150 --> 00:54:29.210
but thrilling. Sure. Sure. Sure. They have a

00:54:29.210 --> 00:54:32.769
Dune one. What is it? Is it sand? It's called

00:54:32.769 --> 00:54:35.849
Planet Dune. That's really what it's called?

00:54:36.050 --> 00:54:37.889
Yep. How did they not get sued? But, okay, that's

00:54:37.889 --> 00:54:41.909
fine. So, from this year, Dracula, the original

00:54:41.909 --> 00:54:46.469
living vampire. Tell me what it's based on. This

00:54:46.469 --> 00:54:50.170
year? This year. That's a good guess. That's

00:54:50.170 --> 00:54:52.090
a good guess. I can't think of any other big

00:54:52.090 --> 00:54:56.210
vampire thing. Well... Castlevania. Nope. That's

00:54:56.210 --> 00:54:57.730
a vampire thing that's pretty big right now.

00:55:00.730 --> 00:55:02.809
Vampires are having a moment, though. They are,

00:55:02.929 --> 00:55:05.670
briefly. No, Interview with the Vampire is getting

00:55:05.670 --> 00:55:08.829
a TV series on Xbox. You're right. D -Rising

00:55:08.829 --> 00:55:11.289
was... Or V -Rising, sorry. That was a video

00:55:11.289 --> 00:55:14.030
game. It was a video game? Yeah, but that's where

00:55:14.030 --> 00:55:18.170
it started with the video games. Vampire Survivors.

00:55:18.170 --> 00:55:20.210
Vampire Survivors. Great game. Yeah, exactly.

00:55:22.389 --> 00:55:25.530
Let's see. What was it called again? Dracula,

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the original living vampire. When did it come

00:55:29.190 --> 00:55:31.889
out? This year? This year. This year. Brand new.

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I got nothing. I don't know what that relates

00:55:36.849 --> 00:55:47.800
to. Yeah, right. Give it to me. Morbius! Morbius!

00:55:48.380 --> 00:55:56.539
I needed to get you one on that one. They also

00:55:56.539 --> 00:55:59.659
made a Top Gunner Danger Zone, which is a sequel

00:55:59.659 --> 00:56:05.699
to Top Gunner. Shark Side of the Moon. Shark

00:56:05.699 --> 00:56:07.739
Side of the Moon? Shark Side of the Moon is based

00:56:07.739 --> 00:56:11.639
on Iron Sky. That came out this year. It feels

00:56:11.639 --> 00:56:13.940
way too late. Please tell me there isn't everything

00:56:13.940 --> 00:56:16.480
everywhere all at once. Oh, that would have been

00:56:16.480 --> 00:56:18.179
great. I don't think there is yet. What would

00:56:18.179 --> 00:56:23.199
it have been? All the things, all the time. Anytime.

00:56:23.219 --> 00:56:25.940
Anytime, anywhere. Anywhere. Yeah, all the things,

00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:28.179
anytime. Yeah, okay. They also have a bullet

00:56:28.179 --> 00:56:29.980
train one, which is called Bullet Train Down.

00:56:30.179 --> 00:56:32.139
Bullet Train Down. And Thor Love and Thunder,

00:56:32.280 --> 00:56:36.800
Thor for the love of thunder. Wow. Yep. So, yeah.

00:56:37.210 --> 00:56:39.289
That's the asylum. I love the asylum. I think

00:56:39.289 --> 00:56:41.250
we could do a whole different podcast on asylum

00:56:41.250 --> 00:56:43.150
movies. I was about to say, anytime we feel like

00:56:43.150 --> 00:56:44.650
we need to watch a bad movie, I think they're

00:56:44.650 --> 00:56:45.969
going to be there for us. They're going to be

00:56:45.969 --> 00:56:48.510
there. Well, I've already seen Avengers Grimm.

00:56:48.710 --> 00:56:51.070
There's a sequel to Avengers Grimm. We can include

00:56:51.070 --> 00:56:56.670
that. There's a sequel to Atlantic Rim. I wonder

00:56:56.670 --> 00:56:58.829
if it's better than Pacific Rim Uprising. We'll

00:56:58.829 --> 00:57:02.849
see. I think, okay, so if we were to compare...

00:57:03.260 --> 00:57:05.559
If we were to compare movies, I think it's Atlantic

00:57:05.559 --> 00:57:08.619
Rim versus Pacific Rim Uprising. The original

00:57:08.619 --> 00:57:11.760
Atlantic Rim, not Atlantic Rim Resurrection.

00:57:11.760 --> 00:57:14.059
I have a feeling I have not seen Pacific Rim

00:57:14.059 --> 00:57:16.079
Uprising. Right. I have a feeling that I will

00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:19.659
walk away from Pacific Rim Uprising more pissed

00:57:19.659 --> 00:57:23.420
off than I was with Atlantic Rim. I agree. Yeah.

00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:26.559
I have heard nothing but awful things about Pacific

00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:29.099
Rim Uprising. And I have a lot of emotional stake

00:57:29.099 --> 00:57:31.739
in that because I love Pacific Rim. Sophie sees

00:57:31.739 --> 00:57:35.780
a ghost. Wow, she does. Holy shit. So I think

00:57:35.780 --> 00:57:38.400
it's time to go. Sophie, what are you looking

00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:41.739
at? Sophie really sees a ghost or something.

00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:43.860
Yeah, she does. Holy crap. She's just staring.

00:57:43.980 --> 00:57:53.559
Sophie! Sophie! Yeah! That was creepy. Alright.

00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:56.739
Well, the cat just freaked me out so I think

00:57:56.739 --> 00:58:01.159
it's time to go. That'll do it for this episode

00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:02.840
of Game for a Movie where we watched Atlantic

00:58:02.840 --> 00:58:05.139
Rim. And where we ask, are you game for a movie?

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I've been your host, Mike. Joined by... Jill.

00:58:08.039 --> 00:58:10.320
Andre. We'll see you next time on Game for a

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Movie. Maybe it's Atlantic Rim Resurrection.

00:58:13.159 --> 00:58:15.820
Maybe it's Pacific Rim Uprising. Who knows? Let's

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go! Really? Let's go? I don't know. Bye.