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You know what that sound means? That means it's

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another episode of Game for a Movie. I am your

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host, Mike, joined by Andre and Jill. Hi, friends.

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Hello. We've all survived our trip to New Orleans.

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We have. And the snowstorm. Yes. Yes, that as

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well. Have you guys recuperated? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

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Dude, we're making hurricanes over here now.

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Oh, my God. If you didn't show up with beer,

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I'm like, Andre will just pull out his new, like,

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milkshaker. Milkshaker. It's like a milkshaker.

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It's like a milkshaker. Yeah, no. I think, like,

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an old, like, 1950s, like, milkshake bar. Like,

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we got one of those drink mixers. Oh, nice. Okay.

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He's perfected the hurricane. And we officially

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now have some tiki wear in the household. Tiki

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wear. Nice. That's awesome. Okay. So, yes. That

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trip was good for you guys then. Yeah, it was

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a lot of fun. Have you reconverted? Yeah, let's

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go with that. Saturday night, you were on point,

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especially with backing up Sandy. Backing up

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Sandy. Oh, yeah. Well, the funny thing was I

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was not even drunk for that. Right. That was

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completely sober. Yes. Yes, I was in good spirits.

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What you don't know is we went on a cocktail

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tour and our... Tour guide, at the end, she started

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losing everyone. Mostly because I don't think

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she ever had anyone. Yeah, right. She was a great

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lady. not the best tour guide however she got

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us into most of places and the last place was

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not technically her fault we couldn't get in

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yeah there was three balls going on that night

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and the bar in the hotel was filled to the capacity

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yes this is the infamous carousel bar yeah and

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like everybody wants to go there when they come

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to new orleans but that last place Sandy was

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doing the history of it. And me, in very good

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spirits, completely sober, decided that I would

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sign language or fake sign language. I was about

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to say, you were like, yeah, I don't even know.

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I remember there was like a few years ago where

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they got somebody that didn't know sign language.

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Yeah. Press release. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That

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basically. It was exactly that. But everybody

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was having a good time. Yeah. So we've recuperated.

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We are drinking again. Let's go with Andre. What

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are you drinking first to start us off? I might

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have had this on the show before. I'm drinking

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the Cremo Bach beer from Alvarium. Okay. It's

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nice and sweet and refreshing. Nice. Everybody

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knows at this point that Andre and I are Alvarium

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people. Yes, you are Alvarium people. I do know

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that. So you say it is good? Yes, it's great.

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Nice. Happy to have a fork of it. That's very

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nice. Wasn't Cremo the old brewery? Yes, so it's

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right after the old brewery. There's a little

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history. Yeah, they got a historical photo and

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everything. Oh, yeah, yeah. Obviously before

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my time, but it's a good beer. You're saying

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you're not 100 years old? Yeah. Jill, what do

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you got over there? I'm actually drinking a beer

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that I did not acquire but was gifted to us.

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Yes. It is from Labyrinth, which is another Connecticut

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beer. Love it. And it is Sour Batch No. 3. Okay.

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So it's blackberry, apricot, and plum, and it's

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a sour IPA. Nice. Does it have the Sour Patch

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logo? Yes. It might as well be. Yeah. It might

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as well. I love it. Pack her up. Oh, my God.

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And then for me over here, I've got sweatpants

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pale ale from Kent Falls. It is Saturday, and

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I wish I was in some sweatpants. But unfortunately,

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I work later. But that's changing. I'm so excited.

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I know. I was about to say. I'm so excited. My

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days off are changing. I'm no longer going to

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be Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday off. I'm going

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to be Thursday, Friday, Saturday off. Pretty

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soon. You're almost a normal person. Yeah, I

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know. So close. You'll be working for most of

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the weekend soon enough, you know? Yeah, right.

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Yeah. So this is going to be awesome. excited.

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That brings us to our movies that we're watching.

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This is a, we call it a movie banter episode.

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We have lots of movies that we've seen we're

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going to talk about. Andre, you wanted to kick

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us off. Yes. Because yours is one of the more

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recent ones. Yeah. It's Tom Holland's Uncharted.

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Uncharted. Yay. His first, I mean, I know he

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was in The Impossible, but I feel like this is

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really his first big post Spider -Man 4A. I don't

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know about that. All right, here's another big

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Tom Holland movie that's not Marvel. He's been

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in a bunch of stuff, right? Well, he was in that

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Chaos Walking. He performed on stage as Billy

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Elliot. He was in The Impossible and he was 12.

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Okay. Pre -Marvel, so give me some post -Marvel.

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Cherry. Yes, he was in Cherry. The Devil All

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the Time. Onward. Yeah, dog, right. He was an

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onward, yeah. How could you guys forget Doolittle?

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He was a Doolittle? He was Jip. Oh my god, he

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was a talking dog, yes. Really want to put that

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on the marquee of big Tom Holland experiences?

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Right. That's, hey, show up in the studio for

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half an hour, record your damn lines. I did find

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out, though, when he was on BuzzFeed's interview

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with puppies, they asked him a question like,

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what person in your phone, if you were to call,

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would always pick up? And Downey, Robert Downey

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Jr. would always pick up. Nice. Oh, that's awesome.

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He was in The Lost City of Z as well after Civil

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War. I didn't see that. Yeah. Okay. So, I don't...

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I guess as everyone can tell now, I don't stalk

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Tom Holland's career. Wait, he was in Locke?

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He was in Locke. Interesting. Cherry was the

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big one I was forgetting about. Yeah, Cherry

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was, yeah. And then Chaos Walking, which was

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terrible, but it's still... I've never even heard

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of it. Oh, it's him and Daisy Ridley. Yeah. You

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can see each other's thoughts, and for whatever

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reason, they can't see her thoughts, and basically

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that's how it goes. Was it Edward not being able

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to read Bella's mind? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.

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Anyways. Yeah, same page. Sorry. All right, Tom

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Holland. Yeah. Uncharted. I got to say, Uncharted

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is one of the movies ever, man. One of the movies

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ever. Okay. As in it's a movie? It's a movie.

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It's a movie and I saw it. It happened. It happened.

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Okay. Well, I mean, it is kind of a miracle that

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it did happen because I feel like we've been

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hearing about Uncharted and the movie adaptation

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for like 10 years. Yes. Like Mark Wahlberg's

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been attached to this for a while and he was

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originally supposed to be Nate Drake, right?

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Should you give us a timer on? Oh, sure. Yes.

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Okay. So Uncharted, for those that don't know,

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this is an adaptation of a, so this is a Sony

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film because it's an adaptation of a Sony PlayStation.

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video game franchise with the same name, Uncharted,

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stars... It's a very unique title. Yes, right.

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It's basically, the idea is that it's a playable

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Indiana Jones movie, right? What is there? Drake's

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Fortune? Among Thieves. Among Thieves. And...

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Drake's Deception. Drake's Deception. Drake's

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Revenge. Nope. Drake's Deception is number three,

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and the number four is A Thief's End. A Thief's

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End. That's it. Yes. That is an expansion slash

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standalone, you know, prequel to... Because it

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has characters from three and two together. Yes.

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Chloe's End. And Nydia? Yeah. Yeah. Nydia. Nadia?

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No, no one named Nadia. Oh, God, no. She's a

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character from 4. She's a side character. You

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haven't met her yet, Joe. Anyways. Oh. She's

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on four? No, she's not in the movie. Yeah. Okay.

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We're bouncing all over the place. Sorry. All

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right. Keep going. Yeah. So this is Sony. They're

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kind of trying to launch. Nadine. That's who

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I was thinking of. Nadine. Thank you. Yes. All

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right. All right. Keep going. They're kind of

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trying to launch this new movie franchise. I

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will say it was kind of neat to see, like, you

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know, they did kind of the Marvel Studios thing,

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but with Sony PlayStation characters. Oh, interesting.

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Yeah. So I think Sony is definitely, like, trying

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to invest in their PlayStation IPs, because I

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know Lasso. Last of Us is getting a... Last of

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Us is getting a TV show. Ratchet and Clank already

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had a movie. Ratchet and Clank had a movie. Yeah,

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that kind of whiffed. I thought Jak and Daxter

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might be getting something. There is rumors that

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Jak and... Yeah, okay. Well, yes, there's tons

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of Easter eggs in this movie, which is fun, but...

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But when's Crash Bandicoot coming out? I mean,

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Sony doesn't own Crash Bandicoot. No? Microsoft

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does now, dude. What? Because Crash Bandicoot

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is an Activision property. Wow. And Microsoft

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bought Activision this year. Okay. Isn't that

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wild? Yep, that is wild. That's why we're not

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a video game news podcast. Yeah, right. Well,

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that's because I'm behind always. So the idea

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is that these video games are basically playable

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in Indiana Jones movies. And to me, that always

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kind of felt, the very concept of an electronic

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movie felt redundant because the games are already

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supposed to be like this. It's a movie based

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on a video game based on a movie. Right. Yeah,

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right? And like, so, you know, I always expected

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that like, okay, if you just make an Uncharted

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movie, it's just going to be kind of like knockoff

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Indiana Jones. Right. That's kind of exactly

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what we got. Yeah. You know? So this movie, like,

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yeah, I kind of came in with, you know, medium

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expectations, and I was well. Do you know? It

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was, yeah. It was well. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

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Tom Holland obviously stars as Nathan Drake.

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He is kind of an explorer. Yeah, he's a younger

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Nathan Drake. In the video games, he's kind of

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skewing maybe late 20s, early 30s, right? And

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he definitely, Tom Holland's definitely on the

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other side, like, younger side of 20s. Early

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20s. Yeah, early 20s. This is kind of the origin

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story. Yes, this is the origin story, whereas

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the first, game kind of starts Nathan and Sully

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are already established duo they're a seasoned

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pair of treasure hunters this is the origin story

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of Nathan and meeting his partner in crime Victor

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Sullivan played by Marky Mark Marky Mark Wahlberg

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and you know hey Marky Mark was always going

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to be the toughest. He was the question mark,

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yeah. And I got over it. I kind of went in. I

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knew that he's not going to be like, this is

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going to be my Sully or whatever. Yeah, right.

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And again, these characters, these games are

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great. The story is really fun. I like these

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characters a lot. It's not Shakespeare. It's

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not super high art. You know what you're getting.

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Yeah, exactly. So I don't hold these characters

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in a super precious spot in my heart. I'm fine

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with them being a little flexible. So on that

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note, Marky Mark is playing the exact role you

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would expect him to. in this kind of movie. And

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he does Marky Mark things. It's fine. He's a

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side humor character. Yeah. He's snarky. Everyone's

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kind of double crossing each other. He has a

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cat. They gave him a cat in this movie. Double

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crossing is everywhere in this movie. I believe

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that. I have not seen it yet, but I expected

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it. That's something I'm going and playing the

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games. My problem with it is that I expected

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double crossing and then it was like, let's double

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down on the double cross. Quadruple cross? Yeah,

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I think there's a triple cross at some point.

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Triple cross? Yeah. Actually, no. It's not that

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there's levels of triple crossing. It's just

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that every character is double crossing everybody.

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You thought I was working for them, but really

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I was working for them while working for them

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and working for them. And it's like, ugh. Eye

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roll. And the use of the double cross gets annoying

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because the double cross will occur, but look

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at the time stamp of the movie. It's like, okay,

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well they can't be... out of this film right

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so then it's the the plot or the script has to

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do some gymnastics to maneuver characters into

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another get them into a different space so then

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the plot can continue to move forward okay so

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it became almost like not mcguffin by plot convenience

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yeah this double cross occurred oh well how's

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this next thing gonna happen oh well look this

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character just came out of the shadows right

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Yeah Did you fake your death and you came back

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The way I look at it is that if you're yearning

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for another national treasure movie, yeah, I

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think this will hit that just okay Are you guys

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ready for national treasure 3 They are making

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a TV series, but there's a chance that there's

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a 3 because of this TV series Right. Which is

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disappointing because I really like Riley and

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I want Riley to come back. I really like Benjamin

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Gates. Benjamin Franklin Gates. Benjamin Franklin

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Gates because, let's face it, it's Nick Cage.

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Let's make Uncharted Natural Treasure Crossover.

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Ooh. That'd be pretty cool. Those are two companies

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that I don't think have ever worked together,

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Disney and Sony. Well, no. What am I talking

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about? Spider -Man. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

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What? No. There's a chance. They'll figure it

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out. They'll figure it out. Let's take this cage

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in Uncharted 5. We're getting to five already?

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I don't think we're going to get to five for

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a while. The game? Wait, the game. Oh, the video

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game. The video game. Get on a low -cap stage,

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do a plot. Okay. Apparently, some Sony execs

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said that this movie already did well enough.

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They basically, they're treating it as their

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next big franchise. Great. Awesome. It's the

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exact quote, and they didn't confirm, they didn't

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say, we're making Uncharted 2 already. I think

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they said in so many words that, yeah, you're

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going to see more of this. Tom Holland must really

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like his franchises because it's like, he just

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jumps franchise to franchise. Yeah. If that's

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the acting career he wants, it's good security.

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Right, right. I mean, he's fun in this, you know?

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He's a young Nate Drake, right? But I believe

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it, you know? Sure. Nate Drake and Peter Parker

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definitely would hang out. Yeah, right. He's

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not Peter Parker, but they would be friends.

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But they would be friends, okay. I will say he

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has a really good, oh, crap, you know? Yeah,

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right. That's a good, you know. and this sounds

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like a very generic catchphrase, but like, okay,

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I believe that's Nathan Drake when he says that.

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Have you seen the mini -movie with Nathan Fillion?

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Yes, the fan -made movie. Because obviously the

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fan casting for this role was Nathan Fillion.

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And he's just too old at this point. Yeah. Unless

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they did a much... They would have to do an old

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man Drake, you know, training his... He'd have

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to be the Sully character. He'd be the Sully

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character, yeah. I would totally see that movie,

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though. Yeah, sure. Because eventually they're

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going to... Could you imagine him as Sully training...

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Tom Holland? Tom Holland. No. Okay. I don't know.

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Just ideas. Yeah, we were talking about this,

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like, who would we cast as Sully if we could,

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and Jill brought up the good suggestion of Bryan

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Cranston. Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, well, I think when

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we watched Goku, the stupid Dragon Ball movie,

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I said that my perfect fan casting for Nathan

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Drake would have been, like, Michael B. Jordan.

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Yeah. Oh, sure. Someone a little older, but with

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that swagger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nathan Drake,

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to me, has, you know, a little... Fuckboy. Yeah,

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so, well, right. He's a bit of a fuckboy. Well,

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okay. I don't know if that was the term I'd go

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with, but yeah, all right. He's smarty. You know,

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he's got some smart. Yeah. He's a cocky douche.

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And Tom Holland. Fuckwad, I agree with. Fuckboy.

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Right, no, he's not a douche. He's a, yeah, exactly.

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Yeah, okay. Fuckwad is, I think, the better term.

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Let's see. Chloe's also in this movie. Sophia.

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Sophia Ali. Okay. I liked her a lot. Yeah, right.

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So that's a younger Chloe, which we literally

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have not seen ever. Okay. So I should say that

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she plays kind of the femme fatale, you know,

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treasure hunter that kind of joins them. you

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know, in the second act. You know, yeah, I thought

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she was great in that movie, too. I think, honestly,

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they have, like, her and Tom Holland have okay

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chemistry. Like, looking forward to seeing her

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in more movies in the next one, rather. The movie

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also had another female actress that I've seen

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in The Chili Ventures of Sabrina. She plays the

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right -hand henchman. Tati Gabrielle? Yeah. She

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plays the evil treasure hunter that Antonio Banderas,

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the evil Spanish nobility who's hunting his treasure.

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Not the Medici, but basically. He plays the villain,

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Antonio Banderas, and he's having an okay time.

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Good, all right, yeah. Sure. Everything about

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this movie, like, it's good. It's fine. It's

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fine. It's fine. It was a nice cinematic experience.

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Okay, all right. There was some really rough

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CGI, I would say, especially in the, they played

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it on the, they have it in the trailers and they

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put the whole clip on YouTube on the airplane

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scene. Yeah, right. That's their main, like.

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uh you know action sequence and that's ripped

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straight from uncharted three which is fine like

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work great yeah yeah like use this stuff yeah

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why not yeah if you don't look too closely yeah

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it looks very cool i'm guessing they're probably

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going to use the train scene in the next one

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oh man yeah i don't know if that works though

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because it does because you've had plenty of

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train scenes in movies right so this is the original

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problem with this right when untraded 2 came

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out and they had that train level yeah that was

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mind -blowing that i was playing a video game

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with the train level and the level geometry is

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like flying by yeah like that that felt awesome

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to control a character and move around and navigate

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but we've seen it in movies before right you

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know what we haven't seen like a train off a

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cliff where you have to jump up yes yeah yeah

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What's he going to do? Jump a boat? I've seen

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that too. He's going to jump a shark. It's going

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to be great. I don't know. I don't really have

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much more else to say about it. Obviously there's

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going to be a sequel. I will go watch it. It

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was fine. If you really... If I had to compare

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this to the other recent video game movie we

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watched, Sonic the Hedgehog, I'd probably like

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Sonic a little bit more. They're very different

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movies, to be honest. Wait, who wrote those again?

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Who wrote it? Who wrote Sonic the Hedgehog again?

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Oh, my God. Fuck you. The Transylvania guys.

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Transylvania guys. Yeah, Transylvania. Sorry,

00:17:23.490 --> 00:17:25.410
yeah. Transylvania, dude. Yeah, I was like, I

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don't know their names, but I remember. Oh, God.

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Is that a glow -up? I don't know. Maybe. Yeah,

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yeah. It's better. They got a budget. I mean,

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they look good. Yeah, the movie clearly had enough

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money to redo the animated characters. Yeah.

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There is money there. Oh, yeah. Transylvania

00:17:41.890 --> 00:17:46.279
to Sonic. Yeah, right. Yeah, I don't know. Let's

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see. Yeah. Number. I got to come up with a metric,

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right? Yeah. I would give this, like, a 2. Really?

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Two? Yeah, like a 2 .75. I'm surprised it's a

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roundup. Don't be pussy on that. What? 2 .75.

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I mean, like, it's, you know, I don't regret

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spending money on it, but I also already kind

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of forgot a bunch of it, right? You haven't paid

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me back yet, so technically you haven't. Oh,

00:18:08.599 --> 00:18:09.859
you're right. You haven't spent money on it.

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There you go. I forgot. It's so forgettable,

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I forgot to Venmo Joe back. Oh, my God. 2 .75.

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Imaginary dollars you paid for this movie. 2

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.75 Negronis. 2 .75 Negronis. Remember the beginning?

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He's a bartender? He's a Negroni, but the girl

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he makes it for clearly has no idea what a Negroni

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is. She doesn't tip him. I would say 2 .75 backstabs

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out of 5. I'm going to round up. I'm going to

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give it a three with the caveat that it was a

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nice, solid ride. I don't end up paying for it.

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Would I need to see opening day of the sequel?

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No. But we saw it for half -price tickets on

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Tuesdays at our local theater. Nice. This is

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a perfect $6 movie. Perfect. Yes, right. I would

00:19:01.279 --> 00:19:03.500
love to hear that. This is the definition of

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a matinee movie, for sure. Yeah. Cool. I would

00:19:06.099 --> 00:19:10.059
give it three out of five pirate ships lifted

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by helicopters. Okay, yeah, there you go. It

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was a cool visual for the first five minutes,

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and then eventually it just got really silly.

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Yeah, I will say that my favorite part of the

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movie is that they had a Nolan North cameo. Oh,

00:19:25.240 --> 00:19:28.279
nice. Yeah, so he voiced the original character,

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and I'm glad they threw him in there. Yeah, it

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was fun. I'll see the second one, sure. Why not?

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Yeah. All right. I wonder how Sophie likes to

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be held like that. So far, so good. Yeah, I think

00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:46.640
she's fine. Well, you can't watch because we

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have no cameras on us, but Mike is currently

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cradling our cat. I think she's into it. This

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is what Oliver loves. I'm hoping. She's not trying

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to jump out of your arms yet. Usually when they

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start flailing, I'm like, okay, cool, you can

00:20:01.839 --> 00:20:04.160
hang out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? Okay, you're

00:20:04.160 --> 00:20:06.359
done. Yeah, yeah, there you go. There you go.

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Good job. All right. Jill, you have a movie for

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us. I do have a movie. It is not a brand new

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spanking movie. It's a slightly old movie. Okay.

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I enjoy a musical. Who doesn't? Song and dance.

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Yeah. Lose yourself for a couple hours. Okay.

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Sometimes you get to see some really cool singing

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and dancing sequences. Of course. Not so much

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in the case of the film I watched a couple weeks

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ago, and that is Ryan Murphy's 2000, 2020, 2020

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film, The Prom. Oh, The Prom. I didn't know that

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was Ryan Murphy. It is. It is. I don't like Ryan

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Murphy. Okay, for our fans at home that may not

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know, what are some of Ryan Murphy's... Ryan

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Murphy is the show... He's similar to Shonda

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Rhimes. He's had a lot of hands in some very

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influential and money -making TV series in the

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last... 20 years now. Yeah. Wow. Probably the

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most famous is Glee. Yep. He also spearheaded

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Nip Tuck in the early 2000s. I didn't know that.

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That throws me off entirely. He was in, I think,

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Post? Was he Post? I don't see Pose. Oh, wait,

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yeah, executive producer Pose. American Horror

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Story is the other really big one. Yes, yes,

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American Horror Story was definitely the one.

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And then American Crime Story. Okay. He was also

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Ratched, the Nurse Ratched thing. Oh, yeah, he

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did Ratched, which I heard was not very good.

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So why do I not like Ryan Murphy? Let's go, yes.

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The short version is he cannot write women. Not

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right women at all, let alone women who are supposed

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to be outside of the heteronormativity. You see

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that in Nip Tuck. You really see that in Glee

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and just his shitty writing of poor characters

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making really stupid decisions, but you're supposed

00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:03.660
to be rooting for them because they're your main

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characters or your quote -unquote underdogs.

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infuriates me to no end so how did the pro go

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for those of you who are not familiar with the

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musical it came out on broadway in the mid 2010s

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um and it's the story of a bunch of broadway

00:22:24.819 --> 00:22:28.609
effectively has -beens hearing a story on the

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news about a prom in the Midwest that's canceled

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because a girl wants to take her girlfriend there

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and the school board decides, well, we'll just

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cancel it so that can't happen. So the Broadway

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has -beens decide that they need to go under

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the premise for them of boosting their star appeal

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and going from D -list back to A -list. Ah, making

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their rise back. We're not here for us, we're

00:22:53.609 --> 00:22:55.890
here for you, but they're really there for us.

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Bastards. Double cross. Who do you get to have

00:23:00.019 --> 00:23:05.000
as your musical name? Double cross. I can't believe

00:23:05.000 --> 00:23:10.480
it. You betrayed me. Everybody betrayed me. Everybody

00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:12.119
betrayed me. So I'm sure you're wondering, who

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do you cast to have as these Broadway has -beens

00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:18.019
with inflated egos? Oh, God. James Corden, Meryl

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Streep. And Nicole Kidman. Also along for the

00:23:21.240 --> 00:23:23.440
ride is Kerry Washington, who I actually did

00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:24.839
not know was in this, so that was actually a

00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:28.599
surprise. And Keegan -Michael Keith. Nice. So...

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I like the cast besides one or two. Well, I already,

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like, by the end of the experience, I already

00:23:36.019 --> 00:23:39.180
had changed out half the cast for fan alterations.

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And I'll get there. Okay. Because this is not

00:23:42.059 --> 00:23:45.140
the bad movie of the week. No, it does not. So

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I'll do my best. But there's just a lot. problems

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with this musical and movie um probably the biggest

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is that the um main lesbian couple i don't know

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if this is a problem in the musical on stage

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but it's definitely a problem in the movie the

00:24:01.450 --> 00:24:08.109
main um girl in the couple um who is uh emma

00:24:08.109 --> 00:24:11.230
emma um She wants to take her girlfriend to the

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prom and dance with her and be out in public

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and happy. Yes. Her girlfriend, Alyssa, from

00:24:17.569 --> 00:24:21.670
their conversations, either is not 100 % on board

00:24:21.670 --> 00:24:25.789
with the idea or was not privy to the whole plan.

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So if you haven't agreed 100 % to show up in

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a public space where all your peers and your

00:24:33.490 --> 00:24:39.299
mother is going to be, don't do it. Right. But

00:24:39.299 --> 00:24:42.460
that's never a conversation that they have. So,

00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:44.619
okay. Oh, Kerry Washington plays the mother,

00:24:44.700 --> 00:24:47.579
I see. Yes, Kerry Washington plays Alyssa, the

00:24:47.579 --> 00:24:51.720
other girlfriend, the girl who's not publicly

00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:54.440
standing up with her girlfriend. Right. Who's

00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:58.539
hiding. She's not out. Yeah. Okay. if your girlfriend's

00:24:58.539 --> 00:25:00.460
not out why do you think showing up in a public

00:25:00.460 --> 00:25:02.720
space at a public event is going to change that

00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:05.420
you just can't force anybody on this this is

00:25:05.420 --> 00:25:07.779
not smart planning and I wouldn't say she's being

00:25:07.779 --> 00:25:10.000
forced to do it but the fact that she's not standing

00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.259
next to you holding her hand you just shouldn't

00:25:12.259 --> 00:25:16.099
do it at all and that's a problem that consistently

00:25:16.099 --> 00:25:20.880
goes through the film and it just I can't I can't

00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:24.420
understand this logic. And it kind of just breaks

00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:28.640
apart any of the separation of belief I'm supposed

00:25:28.640 --> 00:25:32.859
to have. And it even comes down to... um the

00:25:32.859 --> 00:25:35.420
broadway musical group uh working with emma they

00:25:35.420 --> 00:25:37.240
get her address they show up the prom but they

00:25:37.240 --> 00:25:39.359
don't realize that the parking lot is empty and

00:25:39.359 --> 00:25:42.059
they go inside and nothing's there and keegan

00:25:42.059 --> 00:25:44.579
michael key character character who's the principal

00:25:44.579 --> 00:25:47.319
is just sitting there you know he's like i just

00:25:47.319 --> 00:25:49.400
found it i'm like you just found out you walked

00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:51.640
into this empty room and like where is everybody

00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:54.279
right and the first thing you didn't do was call

00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:58.200
emma right for to say don't come here there is

00:25:58.200 --> 00:26:02.920
no prom um but the uh girlfriend alissa she ends

00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:06.240
up at the right prom finds out what happens calls

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:08.259
emma and is like i'm so sorry and i'm just like

00:26:08.259 --> 00:26:10.920
well come be with me she's like no i can't my

00:26:10.920 --> 00:26:14.480
mom it's like breakup yeah why are why are we

00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:16.259
rooting for this couple again this is a problem

00:26:16.259 --> 00:26:18.240
yeah um and of course they don't break up they

00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:20.440
ended up getting a second prom and it's wonderful

00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:23.759
and it's Bang my head against this table. What

00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:27.779
the fuck? And this problem of communication trickles

00:26:27.779 --> 00:26:30.619
over to the Broadway group. Meryl Streep plays

00:26:30.619 --> 00:26:34.720
Dee Dee. She's the main diva. She was the one

00:26:34.720 --> 00:26:36.380
whose reputation they're really trying to fix.

00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:40.299
And then James Corden plays her gay sidekick,

00:26:40.319 --> 00:26:43.279
Barry. Of course, he is not gay. But once they

00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:46.140
get to the Midwest town, Meryl Streep's character

00:26:46.140 --> 00:26:48.519
decides, you know what, Barry? You should call

00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:52.490
your family. and reconcile and have closure on

00:26:52.490 --> 00:26:54.950
this and barry's like they tried to send me to

00:26:54.950 --> 00:26:58.470
conversion camp no i don't want to call my family

00:26:58.470 --> 00:27:01.390
so what does meryl streep's character do call

00:27:01.390 --> 00:27:07.130
them and barry's mom shows up dad just can't

00:27:07.130 --> 00:27:09.769
is not ready yeah it's not okay and rather than

00:27:09.769 --> 00:27:14.670
being angry it's like mom you do care and mom

00:27:14.670 --> 00:27:18.670
does apologize so there is some of that Great.

00:27:18.869 --> 00:27:22.609
What? Yeah. Question mark? Yeah. And that is

00:27:22.609 --> 00:27:24.930
just frustrations throughout this entire film.

00:27:25.049 --> 00:27:27.769
So obviously I did not like it. Yeah. I do have

00:27:27.769 --> 00:27:29.509
some questions if Keegan -Michael Key is a good

00:27:29.509 --> 00:27:32.049
actor because there are times where his delivery

00:27:32.049 --> 00:27:36.789
is robotic. Yeah. Especially when everyone else

00:27:36.789 --> 00:27:39.750
is very over the top. See, my thing with Keegan

00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:42.069
is I always feel like he's just like a pantomime.

00:27:42.190 --> 00:27:44.430
Like he's not like a real actor. He's just kind

00:27:44.430 --> 00:27:48.700
of like character and... I like him. as Ducky

00:27:48.700 --> 00:27:52.599
or Bunny in Toy Story 4. When he's being a voice.

00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.799
I guess that's what I was about to say, is that

00:27:56.799 --> 00:27:58.940
I always like him. He was good in Dull Night

00:27:58.940 --> 00:28:01.680
is my name. You're right, that's true. I haven't

00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:04.960
seen that one yet. He's the writer of the script.

00:28:05.380 --> 00:28:07.900
Once again, everyone is kind of being over the

00:28:07.900 --> 00:28:11.059
top. That's my thing about Key and Peele. It

00:28:11.059 --> 00:28:13.319
works in that situation because it's over the

00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:17.690
top. It's always over the top. the bit I've seen

00:28:17.690 --> 00:28:20.329
of friends from college, like, he's still over

00:28:20.329 --> 00:28:22.369
the top when everybody else is kind of more a

00:28:22.369 --> 00:28:24.730
little grounded. Yeah. That's kind of how he

00:28:24.730 --> 00:28:27.029
is in the film. And Schmigadoon works for him.

00:28:27.049 --> 00:28:29.089
It works well. Schmigadoon, yes. He was good

00:28:29.089 --> 00:28:30.829
at Schmigadoon. He led his vocal talents to Toad

00:28:30.829 --> 00:28:36.269
in the Mario movie. That's right. Like, mid -face.

00:28:37.190 --> 00:28:40.210
I choked on my beer a little bit. Not gonna lie.

00:28:40.390 --> 00:28:42.930
I think my biggest, besides all those plot things

00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:46.640
that I discussed, my biggest... Why for this

00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:51.640
is Nicole Kidman plays a chorus girl who befriends

00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:54.400
Emma and really takes her under her wing. It's

00:28:54.400 --> 00:28:56.579
actually a pretty good friendship. Okay. And

00:28:56.579 --> 00:28:59.599
she's the one who found the story and was like,

00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:01.779
we should go here. Yeah. She's not your leading

00:29:01.779 --> 00:29:03.460
lady. She's the woman in the wings waiting for

00:29:03.460 --> 00:29:07.400
her turn. Got it. But she's a chorus girl in

00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:11.940
Chicago. A very dance -heavy musical. Yes. You

00:29:11.940 --> 00:29:16.819
would think she would dance. In this movie. No.

00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:21.359
No. And it was a horrific realization that can

00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:26.059
Nicole Kidman not dance? Or did they just not

00:29:26.059 --> 00:29:29.279
choreograph dances for her? And her character's

00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:31.519
story ends with her getting a call saying, we

00:29:31.519 --> 00:29:34.420
need you to come on stage and be Roxy Hart. Nice.

00:29:34.420 --> 00:29:37.019
Like, can she dance now? Yeah, right. No. So

00:29:37.019 --> 00:29:40.720
considering this, there is no dancing. Could

00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:43.519
it be her ability or lack thereof? Why didn't

00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:45.240
they just cast Uma Thurman? Right. Because that's

00:29:45.240 --> 00:29:47.039
obviously who this role was meant to be. Yeah.

00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:49.940
In my opinion, because Uma can dance and she

00:29:49.940 --> 00:29:52.900
can sing and she has legs like an antelope. That's

00:29:52.900 --> 00:29:56.420
a direct quote from the movie. So. What is Uma

00:29:56.420 --> 00:29:58.220
Thurman doing right now? Yeah, what's she up

00:29:58.220 --> 00:30:02.680
to? Upcoming, she's got four movies. Well, right.

00:30:02.819 --> 00:30:05.119
That was the whole thing. She was in a TV series

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:08.660
for six episodes and she has four movies coming

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:10.200
up or four projects coming up. Oh, wow. That's

00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:11.930
more than I thought. Yeah. I don't know the name

00:30:11.930 --> 00:30:15.029
of the movie. Yeah. And, like, she's not horrible

00:30:15.029 --> 00:30:18.670
in the film adaptation of producers as Ula, but

00:30:18.670 --> 00:30:22.289
she can dance as well. Yeah. I can't remember

00:30:22.289 --> 00:30:24.069
for the life of me if Nicole Kidman danced in

00:30:24.069 --> 00:30:26.230
Moulin Rouge because it's been so long since

00:30:26.230 --> 00:30:28.789
I've seen it, but I don't really think there's

00:30:28.789 --> 00:30:31.589
a lot of technical dance in there anyway for

00:30:31.589 --> 00:30:33.750
her character. Right. So it's like, why are you

00:30:33.750 --> 00:30:37.329
a chorus girl who doesn't? Dance. So that was

00:30:37.329 --> 00:30:39.470
a thing that me and my friend just could not

00:30:39.470 --> 00:30:43.230
let go of. We watched this together. So overall,

00:30:43.509 --> 00:30:46.369
the prom, I knew it was going to be bad. It was

00:30:46.369 --> 00:30:49.130
bad. I'm never going to get those two plus hours

00:30:49.130 --> 00:30:53.470
of my life back. Yeah, fair. Ryan Murphy. So

00:30:53.470 --> 00:30:57.589
number, rating? I give it, even the songs weren't

00:30:57.589 --> 00:31:01.400
memorable. last long on broadway definitely didn't

00:31:01.400 --> 00:31:04.500
i remember it opening and closing yeah so it's

00:31:04.500 --> 00:31:06.460
that's a pretty short like not everything needs

00:31:06.460 --> 00:31:09.319
to be a hamilton or fan of the opera but that's

00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:11.940
i'm still disappointed groundhog day closed quickly

00:31:11.940 --> 00:31:13.480
i think that was supposed to be very good oh

00:31:13.480 --> 00:31:16.359
it was a blast i saw it i saw it and it was so

00:31:16.359 --> 00:31:18.539
good and i wish i could tell more people about

00:31:18.539 --> 00:31:21.799
it but nope no um i will give this one out of

00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:25.539
five meryl streep making out with keegan michael

00:31:25.539 --> 00:31:29.029
g Ooh. Yeah, I think I've heard the ad. All right.

00:31:29.529 --> 00:31:34.569
That way, goat. What? Nothing. No, do you know

00:31:34.569 --> 00:31:37.410
that whole story? Yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Meryl

00:31:37.410 --> 00:31:40.490
Streep, so she was in Don't Look Up. Yep. I haven't

00:31:40.490 --> 00:31:44.490
seen it yet. Well, Jonah Hill doing interviews

00:31:44.490 --> 00:31:46.609
for the show was talking about, oh, yeah, I get

00:31:46.609 --> 00:31:48.470
to do this scene with the goat. And Meryl Streep's

00:31:48.470 --> 00:31:51.509
like, uh -huh, uh -huh. And it came out three

00:31:51.509 --> 00:31:53.890
weeks later after they were doing all these scenes

00:31:53.890 --> 00:31:56.549
and stuff. That Meryl Streep thought he was just

00:31:56.549 --> 00:31:58.549
calling her, like, the old goat or something

00:31:58.549 --> 00:32:01.930
like that. And, like, he had to explain to her

00:32:01.930 --> 00:32:05.069
it's the greatest of all time. And she goes,

00:32:05.190 --> 00:32:07.470
oh, that's sweet. I thought you were calling

00:32:07.470 --> 00:32:09.349
me, like, an old goat. And, like, she just went

00:32:09.349 --> 00:32:12.990
with it. Just let it happen. Yeah. So, Meryl

00:32:12.990 --> 00:32:15.180
Streep. Apparently a great human being, too.

00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:16.599
You know what? The prom made me want to go back

00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:19.299
and re -watch Mamma Mia. Yeah. Because that's

00:32:19.299 --> 00:32:21.519
a musical movie where... I mean, Meryl Streep

00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:26.539
is obviously not the worst thing. No. It made

00:32:26.539 --> 00:32:28.880
me just want to watch a good musical movie with

00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:31.440
her. If you have Meryl Streep in it, she's not

00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:35.990
the problem, usually. No, she really isn't. Yeah,

00:32:35.990 --> 00:32:40.190
no. Barry's plot line would be infuriating no

00:32:40.190 --> 00:32:41.650
matter who played him, but I don't understand

00:32:41.650 --> 00:32:43.329
why they didn't give it to, like, Todrick Hall

00:32:43.329 --> 00:32:47.269
or someone who's actually gay. Yeah. Like, why

00:32:47.269 --> 00:32:51.250
does James Corden constantly need to be queer

00:32:51.250 --> 00:32:55.089
-baiting, I guess? Or queer -facing? I don't

00:32:55.089 --> 00:32:57.650
know. I don't know. I thought you were going

00:32:57.650 --> 00:32:58.809
to say a different thing, and I was going to

00:32:58.809 --> 00:33:01.359
say because he has a tiny penis, but... That's

00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:03.720
not what you were talking about. Because I was

00:33:03.720 --> 00:33:05.319
going to say he keeps being in things because

00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:08.599
he has tiny ego. He is. It's true. He's also

00:33:08.599 --> 00:33:11.859
a name. He's a recognizable name. There was a

00:33:11.859 --> 00:33:14.640
time where I really liked him. And then I think

00:33:14.640 --> 00:33:17.079
the Emoji Movie was the beginning of it. Oh,

00:33:17.099 --> 00:33:22.240
God. All right. Well, the most recent thing I

00:33:22.240 --> 00:33:26.480
have seen since Thursday even is the new Hercule

00:33:26.480 --> 00:33:30.440
Poirot film. Hercule Poirot. Hercule Poirot.

00:33:30.740 --> 00:33:32.319
Is that how it's said in the movie? Yeah. He's

00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:34.859
Belgian. He's Belgian. Oh. So he's French. It's

00:33:34.859 --> 00:33:37.880
Hercule Poirot. I thought it was Poirot. Well.

00:33:38.259 --> 00:33:41.880
The O -I in French is Poirot. It says it in the,

00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:45.000
at least in the first one too, right? You can

00:33:45.000 --> 00:33:46.799
just say that man and his mustache are on the

00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:48.900
screen again. Well, all right. It's funny you

00:33:48.900 --> 00:33:52.859
bring up the mustache. Uh -oh. So. You guys have

00:33:52.859 --> 00:33:54.880
not seen it, obviously. No. Are you planning

00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:57.900
on seeing it? No. Okay, so I can go into Spoilerville,

00:33:57.900 --> 00:33:59.440
right? It's also based on a short story that's

00:33:59.440 --> 00:34:01.799
been out for over 100 years. Well, okay, yes.

00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:05.440
It's based on a book. Yeah. Well, I would say

00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:07.519
give your high -level thoughts of it first and

00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:08.920
then spoil it just for people to see the movie.

00:34:10.679 --> 00:34:13.039
I'm not going to go into huge spoilers. I'm going

00:34:13.039 --> 00:34:15.420
to spoil the first 10 minutes. Oh, that's fine.

00:34:15.539 --> 00:34:18.519
Okay, got it. I'm a little more wary about spoilers

00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:20.940
for this movie just because the Christian novels

00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:23.300
are built off the twist, right? Yeah, I'm not

00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:26.980
going to spoil the twist. I'm not going to spoil

00:34:26.980 --> 00:34:30.190
the whodunit. It is fairly, if you've read the

00:34:30.190 --> 00:34:33.269
book, it's fairly. In line. Yeah. Yeah. So it's

00:34:33.269 --> 00:34:35.650
not going too crazy. The first one was the same.

00:34:35.809 --> 00:34:38.469
Yeah. I don't know why I keep going to these

00:34:38.469 --> 00:34:40.250
because I've read half of the Agatha Christie

00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:42.110
books, so I just know what to expect. They are

00:34:42.110 --> 00:34:44.730
good. They're decent. It's a spectacle. It's

00:34:44.730 --> 00:34:46.829
like why you go to a Baz Luhrmann film. Exactly.

00:34:46.969 --> 00:34:49.449
Yeah. I will say it took 45 minutes to get to

00:34:49.449 --> 00:34:52.469
the boat and then to the murder. Oh, man. Murder

00:34:52.469 --> 00:34:54.650
on the Orient Express. Yes. It takes forever.

00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:59.139
And again, again, again, again, again. It was

00:34:59.139 --> 00:35:01.280
so boring in the first one. There's so many.

00:35:01.300 --> 00:35:03.820
I got to set up the things. There's so many scenes

00:35:03.820 --> 00:35:06.820
that I could have cut down easily. But like he

00:35:06.820 --> 00:35:08.860
spends the time with the characters and it's

00:35:08.860 --> 00:35:10.980
kind of to get to know them for some of it. Sure.

00:35:11.179 --> 00:35:13.320
So the first 45 minutes could have been done

00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:15.679
in 20, I think. And that's that's really what

00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:17.719
it is. If you set up the characters in the 20

00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:20.329
minutes and then you get on the boat. okay, that's

00:35:20.329 --> 00:35:22.489
a different story. This was like 45 minutes,

00:35:22.590 --> 00:35:24.090
and then we're finally on the boat, and it's

00:35:24.090 --> 00:35:26.010
like, oh my god. It's all the time getting to

00:35:26.010 --> 00:35:28.110
know the characters that Eternals didn't do.

00:35:28.269 --> 00:35:30.409
Right, well, exactly. They did all that time.

00:35:30.489 --> 00:35:32.070
And that's why Eternals didn't do it, because

00:35:32.070 --> 00:35:34.690
it would take 45 minutes of nothing. Exactly.

00:35:34.929 --> 00:35:37.869
That movie was still two hours long, or two and

00:35:37.869 --> 00:35:39.550
a half, I don't even know, it felt like four.

00:35:39.690 --> 00:35:44.969
So, they address Hercule's wife. His wife? He

00:35:44.969 --> 00:35:49.329
does, who died, and uh basically he was a farmer

00:35:49.329 --> 00:35:53.190
in the war in world war one the great war yes

00:35:53.190 --> 00:35:56.710
married her when she died he basically decided

00:35:56.710 --> 00:35:59.329
that's when he would become like the detective

00:35:59.329 --> 00:36:02.050
because he had this eye of detail that kind of

00:36:02.050 --> 00:36:04.889
thing and we don't get why but okay right i was

00:36:04.889 --> 00:36:06.409
about to say like was she murdered mysteriously

00:36:06.409 --> 00:36:09.730
um we don't know okay we really don't because

00:36:09.730 --> 00:36:11.920
they don't dive into it they just mention it

00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:14.480
and that's why i say the first 15 minutes of

00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:18.260
this movie is a mustache origin story oh boy

00:36:18.260 --> 00:36:22.820
so he's in the war and basically they get the

00:36:22.820 --> 00:36:27.699
word to attack and take out on the bridge okay

00:36:27.699 --> 00:36:30.860
and they get told that they're going to do it

00:36:30.860 --> 00:36:34.920
in three hours And it's when the wind moves east

00:36:34.920 --> 00:36:36.960
so that the gas, they're going to launch all

00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:38.840
their gas canisters and the gas doesn't blow

00:36:38.840 --> 00:36:41.940
back in their face. Tactical smarts. Yeah. Well,

00:36:42.019 --> 00:36:44.340
Hercule is like, well, everybody knows it's supposed

00:36:44.340 --> 00:36:46.400
to be at that time. It's a massacre. We're walking

00:36:46.400 --> 00:36:49.679
into a massacre. But the wind's going east right

00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:53.980
now. What if we do it now? And, like, everybody's

00:36:53.980 --> 00:36:56.949
like. Oh, I don't know about that, blah, blah,

00:36:56.989 --> 00:36:59.650
blah. But they go with his plan anyway. And his

00:36:59.650 --> 00:37:02.030
captain, like, they get through. They take the

00:37:02.030 --> 00:37:04.789
bridge. And the captain's just like, Poirot,

00:37:04.909 --> 00:37:07.510
great work, you know. And it's, like, all in

00:37:07.510 --> 00:37:09.190
French and subtitled and everything like that.

00:37:09.329 --> 00:37:14.210
And then Hercule's like, Captain! He runs into

00:37:14.210 --> 00:37:18.630
a bomb trap. And it explodes. They get the bridge,

00:37:18.670 --> 00:37:20.630
but they lose some of their people, including

00:37:20.630 --> 00:37:24.380
the captain. And so... Hercule's in a bed, like,

00:37:24.380 --> 00:37:27.960
laying down, and all of a sudden his wife, Katrine,

00:37:28.139 --> 00:37:31.119
comes in. And not wife yet. Oh, but that's how

00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:34.639
they meet. But she's a nurse. They went on a

00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:36.559
couple dates. So their boyfriend, girlfriend,

00:37:36.900 --> 00:37:40.420
she decides to come and, like, help him because

00:37:40.420 --> 00:37:43.300
she got word that he's in this bed. And he's

00:37:43.300 --> 00:37:45.940
like, how can you love a monster such as me?

00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.840
And he has, like, these cuts on his face that

00:37:48.840 --> 00:37:51.039
a mustache just ain't going to cover. Yeah, right.

00:37:51.219 --> 00:37:55.170
I was like, okay. And I'm just like, no. Like

00:37:55.170 --> 00:37:58.449
his face and his cheek, like even how thick the

00:37:58.449 --> 00:38:00.750
mustache goes and everything like that. And she

00:38:00.750 --> 00:38:02.590
goes, and he's like, how could you love a monster

00:38:02.590 --> 00:38:05.150
like me? And she's like, love is this, love is

00:38:05.150 --> 00:38:06.670
that, like this big old speech and everything

00:38:06.670 --> 00:38:08.489
like that. And I find it funny that I'm shitting

00:38:08.489 --> 00:38:09.989
on love right now because my buddy's getting

00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:15.769
married today. So she like gives a speech and

00:38:15.769 --> 00:38:18.690
then she goes, besides, and like kisses his hand.

00:38:19.320 --> 00:38:23.079
You can grow a mustache. And that's it. That's

00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:25.380
the purpose of this. So the first 15 minutes

00:38:25.380 --> 00:38:28.219
is a mustache origin story. That's like the killing

00:38:28.219 --> 00:38:30.880
joke being first 30 minutes was like, let's give

00:38:30.880 --> 00:38:33.500
Barbara Gordon some death by having her bang

00:38:33.500 --> 00:38:36.909
back. bang Batman what did that do to the plot

00:38:36.909 --> 00:38:40.730
nothing right and like it's just to build like

00:38:40.730 --> 00:38:43.170
this character of Hercule because he has moments

00:38:43.170 --> 00:38:45.269
where he's like no I can't get married again

00:38:45.269 --> 00:38:48.949
because I love my wife still even though she's

00:38:48.949 --> 00:38:51.710
dead blah blah blah and that's it that's the

00:38:51.710 --> 00:38:54.369
whole purpose of it I didn't need him to be more

00:38:54.369 --> 00:38:56.750
humanized yeah exactly that's kind of not the

00:38:56.750 --> 00:38:59.309
point like to me he's like it's similar to like

00:38:59.309 --> 00:39:01.010
Sherlock Holmes where it's like yes Sherlock

00:39:01.010 --> 00:39:03.760
the Benedict Cumberbatch series did some pretty

00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:06.340
good stuff with, like, making him this quirky

00:39:06.340 --> 00:39:09.519
-ness. They didn't need to explain it, but, like,

00:39:09.539 --> 00:39:12.000
seeing it outside of the context of, like, a

00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:15.280
mystery and just being in the everyday real world.

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:18.699
But I don't know if I need all of that to explain

00:39:18.699 --> 00:39:21.639
why his mustache is so bullshitly ridiculous.

00:39:21.920 --> 00:39:25.280
Yes, his mustache is ridiculous. I like his mustache,

00:39:25.440 --> 00:39:26.940
though. Well, yeah, and it's a fine mustache.

00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:31.659
Fine, it's great. But, like, his cheek was gone.

00:39:31.880 --> 00:39:35.530
Right. The mustache stops here, you know like

00:39:35.530 --> 00:39:40.070
even if it's like a nice mustache It's still

00:39:40.070 --> 00:39:44.510
under though like yeah, yeah Yeah, so you could

00:39:44.510 --> 00:39:46.469
grow a beard or something. Yeah, right like grow

00:39:46.469 --> 00:39:48.730
the full face thing and like cover it up and

00:39:48.730 --> 00:39:55.079
not Oh, you don't know? Full beard? Well, and

00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:56.940
the thing is, his cheek's missing. I don't think

00:39:56.940 --> 00:39:59.360
he can grow hair down there anyway. You're right.

00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:03.860
Well, you know. Obviously, some futuristic doctor

00:40:03.860 --> 00:40:07.719
came by and like, oh, let me do some implants.

00:40:09.070 --> 00:40:11.630
Well, like, after the mystery happens, it flashes

00:40:11.630 --> 00:40:13.809
forward, like, seven months or something like

00:40:13.809 --> 00:40:16.050
that. And he's shaved the mustache officially.

00:40:16.130 --> 00:40:19.349
And, like, he has scars underneath. But, again,

00:40:19.550 --> 00:40:22.650
there's scars down here. Not where the mustache

00:40:22.650 --> 00:40:26.190
is. We would have seen it. I don't think this

00:40:26.190 --> 00:40:28.690
part was in the book. And that's why it's not

00:40:28.690 --> 00:40:31.030
good. Yeah. Because they didn't. She didn't write

00:40:31.030 --> 00:40:33.869
that part. Right. It takes forever to get to

00:40:33.869 --> 00:40:36.090
the boat. When it finally gets to the boat is

00:40:36.090 --> 00:40:37.730
when it picked up. Because, like, literally.

00:40:38.889 --> 00:40:40.849
Claire and I were by ourselves. It was a Thursday

00:40:40.849 --> 00:40:42.510
matinee. There was nobody else in the theaters.

00:40:42.590 --> 00:40:44.750
We were having our own mystery science theater,

00:40:44.969 --> 00:40:47.170
like, making fun of everything. That's always

00:40:47.170 --> 00:40:49.070
fun. Oh, yeah. Like, it was great, because we

00:40:49.070 --> 00:40:51.409
could talk during the movie, and, like, we were

00:40:51.409 --> 00:40:55.280
having a good time. This movie's got some big

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:58.940
names in it. It does. Gal Gadot and Armie Hammer,

00:40:59.079 --> 00:41:02.320
who's like a sexual being in this movie, which

00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:03.900
is really creepy. Which the trailers all tried

00:41:03.900 --> 00:41:07.340
to downplay. Yes. But they couldn't. Yeah, he

00:41:07.340 --> 00:41:10.440
is. He's in it. He's in it. He's a big part.

00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:14.019
Russell Brand. Oh, Russell Brand? Yes. He plays

00:41:14.019 --> 00:41:15.940
the doctor, and he actually looks pretty good.

00:41:16.039 --> 00:41:18.880
Like, he has, like, a beard and, like, glasses

00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:22.000
and kept hair. Like, he was actually pretty good.

00:41:22.019 --> 00:41:24.800
He was one of my favorite parts of it. How was

00:41:24.800 --> 00:41:29.019
Gal Gadot's acting in this one? She was all right.

00:41:29.260 --> 00:41:32.599
Yeah? Yeah. I mean, that whole, like, enough

00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:35.639
champagne to fill the night, like, that's become

00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:39.920
a meme in and of itself. So, it's actually a

00:41:39.920 --> 00:41:46.380
good... Thing. Um, so it's not as obnoxious.

00:41:46.380 --> 00:41:48.639
It is obnoxious, but it's not as obnoxious as

00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:50.559
the trailer makes it seem. Okay. Right before

00:41:50.559 --> 00:41:53.280
she got very bad news. Yeah. Yeah. And so she's

00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:55.280
kind of playing it up for her guests to kind

00:41:55.280 --> 00:41:58.619
of like, oh yeah, we have enough champagne to

00:41:58.619 --> 00:42:01.099
fill the Nile and like free and happy. Yeah.

00:42:01.219 --> 00:42:04.179
And then as soon as she does that, a cork pops

00:42:04.179 --> 00:42:06.099
and she kind of like freaks out a little bit

00:42:06.099 --> 00:42:09.949
and you can tell there's something she's. She's

00:42:09.949 --> 00:42:11.849
harboring. Sure, sure. You know, everybody in

00:42:11.849 --> 00:42:14.289
these movies have a secret. Yeah. There's always

00:42:14.289 --> 00:42:17.389
a secret. Whatever it is, and literally every

00:42:17.389 --> 00:42:20.130
character has a secret. Letitia Wright's in it.

00:42:20.250 --> 00:42:25.230
Her secret is she's anti -vax. Hey, they figured

00:42:25.230 --> 00:42:26.429
that out, though. I mean, Amber's not the only

00:42:26.429 --> 00:42:29.590
controversial show. Yes, exactly. It's all systems

00:42:29.590 --> 00:42:31.570
go. She got the green light to go back on the

00:42:31.570 --> 00:42:34.420
set for Black Panther 2, right? Great. That doesn't

00:42:34.420 --> 00:42:36.500
mean I'm, you know. No, I know what I'm saying.

00:42:36.500 --> 00:42:39.099
I'm still fully for a different T 'Challa. Yeah,

00:42:39.159 --> 00:42:41.840
right. Yeah, and not, like, done horribly, but

00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:45.300
just recast T 'Challa. Oh, it's tough. It's tough,

00:42:45.340 --> 00:42:47.320
man. I know, it's a weird situation. I kind of

00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:49.539
wish they hadn't killed Monger off. Right, yeah,

00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:53.199
right. Like, it's a nice poetic death. Winston

00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:56.800
Duke. Yeah, sure. Bring him on. I'm in. Umbaku.

00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:02.300
Umbaku, yes. But, yeah. It took forever to get

00:43:02.300 --> 00:43:08.239
there. So my rating is a three out of five Hercule

00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:11.099
Poirot introductions because he says his name

00:43:11.099 --> 00:43:14.920
45 times. He's nice. I'm sure he does. Finish

00:43:14.920 --> 00:43:17.239
your thought show, please. I was going to say,

00:43:17.260 --> 00:43:18.699
at least once they're on there, you said it picked

00:43:18.699 --> 00:43:21.260
up. It's the rest of the mystery. The mystery

00:43:21.260 --> 00:43:24.360
then gets, yeah, and it's exciting. There's things

00:43:24.360 --> 00:43:26.039
that happen and you're just kind of like, oh,

00:43:26.059 --> 00:43:29.340
wow, what is it? That kind of stuff. It's funny

00:43:29.340 --> 00:43:30.960
to me because I knew what happened the whole

00:43:30.960 --> 00:43:33.199
time. Yeah. So I was throwing Easter eggs for

00:43:33.199 --> 00:43:36.719
Claire to throw her off the trail. And it was

00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:38.119
kind of fun because at the end she was like,

00:43:38.179 --> 00:43:41.059
you're a dick. She thinks they'll make another.

00:43:41.320 --> 00:43:43.300
Yes. What's the next one? Oh, wait. No, actually,

00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:46.599
no. It depends on the money. So that's what I'll

00:43:46.599 --> 00:43:48.500
say about it. It depends on the money. I hope

00:43:48.500 --> 00:43:51.190
they do ABC murders. That's one of my favorite

00:43:51.190 --> 00:43:53.469
stories, which is an older Hercule. He's kind

00:43:53.469 --> 00:43:56.170
of, like, retired almost. Not quite there, but

00:43:56.170 --> 00:43:58.389
almost. And he starts receiving letters from

00:43:58.389 --> 00:44:03.449
a murderer. Basically, he's killed Sarah Sweeney

00:44:03.449 --> 00:44:05.889
in Seville, you know, and that kind of stuff.

00:44:06.110 --> 00:44:10.889
And it's... He kills in ABC order, so, like,

00:44:10.909 --> 00:44:13.489
A -A -B -B, like, that kind of stuff. You got

00:44:13.489 --> 00:44:15.510
so many people to go through next. Right. And

00:44:15.510 --> 00:44:18.920
so it's... It's very interesting. You can introduce

00:44:18.920 --> 00:44:21.000
a lot of characters. They actually did a Prime

00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:24.159
movie of it, which was John Malkovich as Hercule

00:44:24.159 --> 00:44:29.579
Moro and Rupert Grint as an old, grizzled police

00:44:29.579 --> 00:44:34.300
chief. What? Yes. Yes. It doesn't work. What?

00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:36.820
He's the worst part of it, and it's not his fault.

00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:38.440
I mean, I know the stories are from, like, the

00:44:38.440 --> 00:44:40.840
early 1900s, and people died young, but, like,

00:44:40.860 --> 00:44:43.320
come on. Yeah, he is an old, grizzled police

00:44:43.320 --> 00:44:47.179
chief, and it just does not work. He's not terrible

00:44:47.179 --> 00:44:50.300
in it. Yeah. But it's not his fault, you know.

00:44:50.380 --> 00:44:52.179
But it's actually really good. It's on Prime.

00:44:52.539 --> 00:44:56.320
I like Poirot. I watched the TV show, at least

00:44:56.320 --> 00:44:58.719
some of it. There's 13 seasons of a TV show that

00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:02.190
was on BBC. And I love Agatha Christie. She wrote

00:45:02.190 --> 00:45:04.030
my favorite book of all time. Are you a fan of

00:45:04.030 --> 00:45:07.769
when Dr. Who meets Agatha Christie? Not really.

00:45:08.050 --> 00:45:10.210
It's fine. It's a good episode, but it's not.

00:45:10.469 --> 00:45:13.389
It's got some of my favorite lines, but the mystery

00:45:13.389 --> 00:45:16.690
itself is kind of wild. Yeah, they thought they

00:45:16.690 --> 00:45:18.150
were smarter than they were. This is a sci -fi

00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:20.050
thing, so let's put the sci -fi stuff in. It's

00:45:20.050 --> 00:45:23.349
like, that was your choice. Interesting. Yeah,

00:45:23.409 --> 00:45:24.590
they thought they were smarter than they were

00:45:24.590 --> 00:45:28.829
for that one. We're going to take a quick break.

00:45:29.050 --> 00:45:31.409
Yeah. And come back with Cash or Trash. Right.

00:45:31.809 --> 00:45:34.489
Because we have some time. All right. See you

00:45:34.489 --> 00:45:40.010
after. And we're back with our segment Cash or

00:45:40.010 --> 00:45:43.429
Trash. This week I put out a tweet about a community

00:45:43.429 --> 00:45:45.650
Cash or Trash. Trying to see if we can get some

00:45:45.650 --> 00:45:47.230
people in the community to tell us what they've

00:45:47.230 --> 00:45:52.449
seen recently. Seismic Cinema saw Brazen. It

00:45:52.449 --> 00:45:56.090
is a Netflix movie. Let's read a quick synopsis

00:45:56.090 --> 00:45:58.530
here. When her sister is killed and her double

00:45:58.530 --> 00:46:01.369
life as a webcam performer is revealed, Grace

00:46:01.369 --> 00:46:03.329
ignores the warnings of a cool -headed detective

00:46:03.329 --> 00:46:07.170
and gets involved in the case. He says it's trash,

00:46:07.389 --> 00:46:10.090
and his girlfriend got him to watch it. Wow.

00:46:10.309 --> 00:46:14.070
So, hey, the things we do for love. Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:14.269 --> 00:46:18.309
So that's Community Cash and Trash from Seismic

00:46:18.309 --> 00:46:22.530
Cinema at Seismic Cinema on Twitter. So, Andre,

00:46:22.710 --> 00:46:24.969
do you have a cache of trash for us? I do. Well,

00:46:25.150 --> 00:46:26.690
I mean, we kind of finished. Are you and Jill

00:46:26.690 --> 00:46:29.750
together? Are we? Yeah. Do we want to just do

00:46:29.750 --> 00:46:32.929
it? I mean, I know what the thing is. Do you

00:46:32.929 --> 00:46:37.250
have a second thing? Not really. Okay. I had

00:46:37.250 --> 00:46:39.010
one back up, but I think we should talk about

00:46:39.010 --> 00:46:40.610
the more relevant one together. And I think it's

00:46:40.610 --> 00:46:44.769
best. Yeah. So we, wait, what? Yeah, okay, okay.

00:46:44.829 --> 00:46:46.289
Yeah, just making sure. I was like, well, I couldn't

00:46:46.289 --> 00:46:48.429
see you in the cast. I was like, what? I'm like,

00:46:48.469 --> 00:46:50.309
okay, yes, yes. We are in the middle of watching

00:46:50.309 --> 00:46:53.170
The After Party, the series on Apple TV+. Okay.

00:46:53.909 --> 00:46:57.929
Created and directed by Christopher Miller of

00:46:57.929 --> 00:47:00.090
Lord of the Rings. Oh, Lord of Miller fame, yes.

00:47:00.289 --> 00:47:03.210
He directed all eight episodes. Nice. No, six

00:47:03.210 --> 00:47:05.289
episodes. Six of the eight episodes. Yes. Okay.

00:47:05.389 --> 00:47:08.590
Okay. Maybe do the other two, but who knows?

00:47:08.710 --> 00:47:11.829
Yeah. Right. Nice. Love Christopher Miller. Yeah.

00:47:12.650 --> 00:47:14.929
So it's a whodunit, right? Yeah. So we were just

00:47:14.929 --> 00:47:16.730
talking about a whodunit. It's a modern whodunit,

00:47:16.730 --> 00:47:21.650
right? Is that, what is it? It's a 15 -year -old.

00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:24.380
reunion yeah 15 year high school reunion friends

00:47:24.380 --> 00:47:28.239
gather and then they end up at a alumni's house

00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:32.400
who's turned into a pop star okay going by the

00:47:32.400 --> 00:47:35.719
name xavier played by d franco and yeah d franco

00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.460
yeah yeah yeah can start off with a scream as

00:47:38.460 --> 00:47:41.500
d franco falls out a window and dies so he's

00:47:41.500 --> 00:47:44.619
mr body he's mr body yep okay it's up to tiffany

00:47:44.619 --> 00:47:48.059
haddish's detective to figure out who Dying before

00:47:48.059 --> 00:47:51.139
another detective flies in in the morning. Right.

00:47:51.239 --> 00:47:54.460
Oh. So it's all a bunch of people, like all the

00:47:54.460 --> 00:47:56.400
suspects are like 10 different former high schoolers.

00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:58.900
Okay, I had no clue what you were talking about

00:47:58.900 --> 00:48:01.000
when you originally said it before we recorded.

00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:04.559
And now I recognize it. Yeah. And I was intrigued

00:48:04.559 --> 00:48:08.460
by that show. This is a comedian like free for

00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:11.519
all. Yeah. So much talent. Free for all? Free

00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:13.639
for all. Free for all. I thought you said free

00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:16.320
for haul. Free for haul. And I was just going

00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:19.400
to call you out on it. I meant to say free for

00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:23.300
haul. I'm also swallowing. Okay, no, that's fair.

00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.440
That's a fair statement. No, I heard free for

00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:28.360
haul and I was like, wait a second. Does the

00:48:28.360 --> 00:48:32.099
word lady know less words than I do? You'd be

00:48:32.099 --> 00:48:33.900
surprised how much the word lady trips on her

00:48:33.900 --> 00:48:38.539
words. Very endearing. But yeah, so Andre, who's

00:48:38.539 --> 00:48:42.019
in this? Well, you know, your boy Ben Schwartz

00:48:42.019 --> 00:48:46.320
is in this. My boy? Yeah. Or Sonic the Hedgehog.

00:48:46.360 --> 00:48:51.219
Yeah, your side. He's not my boy. I'm sorry.

00:48:51.460 --> 00:48:55.260
Come on. No. He was my least favorite character.

00:48:55.559 --> 00:48:59.019
What? Come on. Mona Lisa. Okay, Mona Lisa's bad,

00:48:59.019 --> 00:49:01.739
too. Jenny Slate is, like, a decent actress,

00:49:01.820 --> 00:49:03.860
but, yeah, she does some bad characters sometimes.

00:49:04.179 --> 00:49:08.860
Zoe Chow's in this. Alana Glazer's in this. I'm

00:49:08.860 --> 00:49:10.099
trying to remember. You said you already mentioned

00:49:10.099 --> 00:49:12.639
Tiffany Haddish. Sam Richardson. Sam Richardson

00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:16.820
is in here. It's just, it's kind of, like, you

00:49:16.820 --> 00:49:18.739
know, it's a lot of faces that you're like, oh,

00:49:18.739 --> 00:49:20.920
hey, look at that guy. Oh, yeah, it's that person.

00:49:21.099 --> 00:49:24.559
Yeah. Keep an eye on the things in the background

00:49:24.559 --> 00:49:27.519
because this is a fake. modern day world so like

00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.559
Dave Franco's character has appeared in a couple

00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.099
movies oh yeah no there's like there's just a

00:49:34.099 --> 00:49:36.780
lot of this show really straddles a line between

00:49:36.780 --> 00:49:39.539
like a fun whodunit and then just off the walls

00:49:39.539 --> 00:49:42.559
bonkers comedy almost like Tropic Thunder yes

00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:44.900
it feels a lot like Tropic Thunder and there's

00:49:44.900 --> 00:49:46.519
a lot of Tropic Thunder -esque moments in it

00:49:46.519 --> 00:49:48.960
where like They're kind of laying the background

00:49:48.960 --> 00:49:54.940
for Xavier, Dave Franco's character. And it's

00:49:54.940 --> 00:49:58.340
like, beloved, beloved actor, Xavier. He was

00:49:58.340 --> 00:50:00.420
in a movie called Version of Hungry Hippos. Hungry,

00:50:00.420 --> 00:50:02.340
Hungry Hippos. Oh, my God. And they play like

00:50:02.340 --> 00:50:04.460
a 30 -second clip of that. And Will Forte is

00:50:04.460 --> 00:50:08.079
randomly also in that. And it's so clearly a

00:50:08.079 --> 00:50:11.380
joke off of Jumanji. Yeah. And it's just like,

00:50:11.460 --> 00:50:13.599
oh, my God. My other favorite one is he was in

00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:17.250
a biopic about Holland Oates. Yes. Channing Tatum.

00:50:17.429 --> 00:50:20.010
Yeah, Channing Tatum. The other guy. Yeah, so

00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:22.309
no, he plays Hall and Channing Tatum plays Oates.

00:50:22.349 --> 00:50:24.829
And then he's like, and then he like, you know,

00:50:24.849 --> 00:50:26.110
he's like, they're like, oh, we gotta come up

00:50:26.110 --> 00:50:28.429
with a song. Oh, what do we do? He's like, oh,

00:50:28.449 --> 00:50:31.969
I got it. All right. You go high and I go higher.

00:50:33.099 --> 00:50:35.000
I go the same high. I go the same high. Yeah,

00:50:35.059 --> 00:50:36.300
yeah, you're right. It's like they have the moment

00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:38.500
of, like, writing a Maneater. Yeah, Maneater.

00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:41.679
Oh, my God. You go high. I go the same high.

00:50:41.780 --> 00:50:44.619
Yeah. And then, like, their Oscar sizzle reel.

00:50:44.679 --> 00:50:49.690
Yeah. So funny. So dumb. Yeah. I'm all for this.

00:50:49.710 --> 00:50:51.710
Oh, my God. Yeah, it's so funny. So, basically,

00:50:51.750 --> 00:50:54.510
the format is... We're only two episodes in,

00:50:54.570 --> 00:50:57.170
we should say that. And so far, it's been...

00:50:57.170 --> 00:50:59.250
So, the first episode is the setup of the murder

00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:01.389
and all that. And then it seems like it's going

00:51:01.389 --> 00:51:03.329
to be Tiffany Haddish going through all the suspects,

00:51:03.590 --> 00:51:05.590
basically. Like, hey, I'm bringing you in. Like,

00:51:05.590 --> 00:51:08.010
let's talk what happened that night. And it just

00:51:08.010 --> 00:51:10.889
covers, like, the actual reunion leading up to

00:51:10.889 --> 00:51:14.150
the after party. And, obviously, like, all the

00:51:14.150 --> 00:51:16.670
flashbacks are super... We've seen two characters'

00:51:16.789 --> 00:51:18.539
perspectives. so far and they're obviously like

00:51:18.539 --> 00:51:20.960
super heightened for what they think of you know

00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:23.159
everybody sees things differently so she refers

00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:26.500
to them as your own mind movie yeah okay your

00:51:26.500 --> 00:51:28.840
own mind movie it's the first character yeah

00:51:28.840 --> 00:51:31.519
first character they interview he's like trying

00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:35.900
to rekindle a lost love from high school so it's

00:51:35.900 --> 00:51:37.760
like a really like it's almost like a romantic

00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.440
comedy where he's the he's like the main guy

00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:43.000
and then he's trying and then he sees everyone

00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:45.639
else as like potential rivals to this yeah right

00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:48.239
to this romance or whatever, and then it's, yeah,

00:51:48.380 --> 00:51:51.820
it's, and then, yeah, oh my god, yeah, so bad,

00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:54.199
and then the second episode, the guy, like, clearly

00:51:54.199 --> 00:51:56.179
sees himself as, like, some, like, he's trying

00:51:56.179 --> 00:51:58.579
to bring his family back together, and literally,

00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:00.760
like, it's, like, they make it, it's almost like

00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:02.599
a Fast and Furious parody, where he thinks he's

00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:04.840
such a huge badass, and, like, it's about family,

00:52:04.840 --> 00:52:08.679
you know, oh no, there's an epic pissing contest,

00:52:09.019 --> 00:52:12.559
yeah, oh my god, the pissing contest, yes, he

00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:16.389
and, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay. Literally a pissing

00:52:16.389 --> 00:52:18.730
contest. It's awesome. Okay. It's hilarious.

00:52:19.010 --> 00:52:20.670
We're really liking it so far. So, both of you

00:52:20.670 --> 00:52:22.550
are cash? We're cash. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's

00:52:22.550 --> 00:52:25.250
great. I would say that, like, this is the second...

00:52:25.250 --> 00:52:28.110
This is... So, Apple TV Plus has Ted Lasso as

00:52:28.110 --> 00:52:29.929
its main draw. Yeah. I would say this should

00:52:29.929 --> 00:52:32.489
be also a draw. This is a draw. Yeah. Nice. I

00:52:32.489 --> 00:52:34.389
don't know... So, this is a one -off series,

00:52:34.489 --> 00:52:36.570
as far as I know. I mean, once the murder is

00:52:36.570 --> 00:52:38.409
solved, you know, whatever. Right. So, I hope

00:52:38.409 --> 00:52:40.949
if they decide, like, okay, we want this again,

00:52:41.210 --> 00:52:42.730
and it becomes... Find a different way. Yeah.

00:52:43.030 --> 00:52:45.940
Yeah. Bring in new comedians. I think this is

00:52:45.940 --> 00:52:48.340
just a great showcase of talent. Right. And I

00:52:48.340 --> 00:52:51.579
think that the way that it's set up is that there

00:52:51.579 --> 00:52:53.840
are unique things that you can still do that

00:52:53.840 --> 00:52:58.480
will not seem tired and rote after whatever they

00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:00.179
do this season. Yeah. Especially with, like,

00:53:00.219 --> 00:53:02.860
the different, like, genre of films. Nice. Next

00:53:02.860 --> 00:53:06.500
time is something else. Yeah, exactly. Whatever.

00:53:07.599 --> 00:53:12.739
But, yeah. Nice. Hmm. Okay. Well, lately. I have

00:53:12.739 --> 00:53:15.739
felt that for Cash and Trash, we have all been

00:53:15.739 --> 00:53:17.719
on the cash train. It's true. You're right. Yeah.

00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:20.920
It's hard to know when you go into something

00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:22.519
you know you're going to get. Yeah, right. I

00:53:22.519 --> 00:53:25.119
rarely get to watch something that I'm like,

00:53:25.199 --> 00:53:28.360
wow, I did not like that. Yeah, right. Well,

00:53:28.559 --> 00:53:31.920
I have one. Okay. That falls in the trash pile.

00:53:32.619 --> 00:53:37.980
HBO Max just released Injustice, the latest DC

00:53:37.980 --> 00:53:42.159
animated film. Oh, no. better than the human

00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:45.619
one usually yes so just in case you didn't know

00:53:45.619 --> 00:53:48.340
Injustice has not only been great comic book

00:53:48.340 --> 00:53:51.159
series great video games it is now an animated

00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:55.380
movie where on an alternate earth they dare to

00:53:55.380 --> 00:53:57.239
ask the question they dare to ask the question

00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:00.820
what if Superman was evil yes pretty much exactly

00:54:00.820 --> 00:54:05.920
that so the Joker tricks Superman with some kryptonite

00:54:05.920 --> 00:54:09.619
Superman is played by Justin Hartley That's also

00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:11.599
one of the things. This is the first real movie

00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:13.980
where I'm like, I don't recognize almost any

00:54:13.980 --> 00:54:16.260
of these names except for Gillian Jacobs. Okay.

00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:19.420
The DC anime movies usually try to bring in some

00:54:19.420 --> 00:54:21.639
pretty good talent. Usually they do. Yeah, exactly.

00:54:21.679 --> 00:54:23.940
But really, I don't know many of these people.

00:54:24.059 --> 00:54:26.760
Anson Mount was Batman. I don't recognize any

00:54:26.760 --> 00:54:30.360
of these as voice actors. I mean, you can't always

00:54:30.360 --> 00:54:36.559
get, oh my god, original Batman animated series

00:54:36.559 --> 00:54:42.480
voice actor. Yeah. Oh, my God. Are you talking

00:54:42.480 --> 00:54:47.320
about Kevin Conroy? Jesus Christ, yeah. I don't

00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:48.679
know why his name got erased from my existence,

00:54:48.739 --> 00:54:50.900
but he's my default Batman voice, right? Well,

00:54:51.260 --> 00:54:54.039
it's funny. Anson Mount was Oliver Queen on Smallville.

00:54:54.219 --> 00:54:56.460
Oh, okay. So it is kind of funny, that stuff.

00:54:56.840 --> 00:54:58.940
That's the only one besides Jillian Jacobs who

00:54:58.940 --> 00:55:00.480
was in Community, which you still haven't seen.

00:55:02.420 --> 00:55:04.940
Maybe I never will. Wait, who's Jillian's voice?

00:55:05.449 --> 00:55:07.510
Jillian voices Harley Quinn. Okay, got it. Yes,

00:55:07.510 --> 00:55:09.230
it's a good fit. Yeah, it's a good fit. Yeah,

00:55:09.269 --> 00:55:14.590
yeah. So basically the story is Joker somehow

00:55:14.590 --> 00:55:17.650
gets kryptonite and is able to trick Superman

00:55:17.650 --> 00:55:20.070
into thinking he's fighting Doomsday, but really

00:55:20.070 --> 00:55:24.489
he's killed Lois Lane and their unborn child.

00:55:24.690 --> 00:55:28.349
Yes, right. She also had a bomb attached to her.

00:55:29.409 --> 00:55:31.829
It's contingency. She had like a heart monitor

00:55:31.829 --> 00:55:35.409
attached to a bomb. So when she dies... Metropolis

00:55:35.409 --> 00:55:37.590
blows up. Metropolis blows up. Alright, the woman

00:55:37.590 --> 00:55:40.809
who voiced Lois Lane is pretty big in anime.

00:55:40.929 --> 00:55:43.610
She voiced Toru Honda in Fruits Basket. What's

00:55:43.610 --> 00:55:47.519
her name? I just had it up here. Laura Bailey.

00:55:47.739 --> 00:55:50.500
Oh, Laura Bailey is huge. Yeah, I was about to

00:55:50.500 --> 00:55:52.440
say, like, yeah, Laura Bailey's in everything.

00:55:52.659 --> 00:55:54.820
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're voice actors.

00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:57.260
But, like, okay, but, I mean, Lois Lane gets

00:55:57.260 --> 00:55:59.059
fridged literally at the beginning of this movie.

00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:01.659
Yes. That's not Laura Bailey. Well, she's also

00:56:01.659 --> 00:56:05.719
Ramakrishna. okay we're on the one half oh oh

00:56:05.719 --> 00:56:09.480
we get crazy okay we get crazy um so basically

00:56:09.480 --> 00:56:14.159
superman becomes evil decides that he wants to

00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:17.719
end the world's wars he wants to end all the

00:56:17.719 --> 00:56:21.760
problems and everything like that well right

00:56:21.760 --> 00:56:24.599
batman's like you can't do this you have to let

00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:27.000
people have like free will you can't just kill

00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:29.739
people because of whatever yeah um basically

00:56:29.739 --> 00:56:32.139
what if superman became a fascist right yes exactly

00:56:32.139 --> 00:56:35.079
and like there's superman does some things like

00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:38.920
there's a underground group of kids that celebrate

00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:41.300
the joker and like the things he does and everything

00:56:41.300 --> 00:56:43.679
like that and superman basically decides yeah

00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.380
they need to die yeah and kills all these kids

00:56:46.909 --> 00:56:48.750
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He straight up kills the Joker.

00:56:49.050 --> 00:56:51.389
Yeah. You know how Batman has a line he won't

00:56:51.389 --> 00:56:53.349
cross? Superman crosses. Superman crosses. This

00:56:53.349 --> 00:56:55.429
is an adaptation of... So, I think the video

00:56:55.429 --> 00:56:57.989
game came first, right? No, the comic came first.

00:56:57.989 --> 00:56:59.510
The comic came first. Really? Oh, God. All right.

00:56:59.510 --> 00:57:01.349
The video game is based on the comic. Okay. That

00:57:01.349 --> 00:57:03.869
shows my bias because I just noticed from the

00:57:03.869 --> 00:57:05.710
adjusted video games, maybe the moral combat

00:57:05.710 --> 00:57:08.710
guys, right? And none of this is actual, like...

00:57:11.579 --> 00:57:13.960
What I'll say is none of this is really the same

00:57:13.960 --> 00:57:17.139
story to story to story. Sure. Because they introduced

00:57:17.139 --> 00:57:19.320
plastic man because apparently he's a fan favorite.

00:57:19.400 --> 00:57:22.000
He's in this movie. Yeah. And he really wasn't.

00:57:22.349 --> 00:57:25.969
part of the like story he's not a playable character

00:57:25.969 --> 00:57:29.150
yeah exactly yeah yeah so like they're all different

00:57:29.150 --> 00:57:30.510
in some way shape or form you're gonna have to

00:57:30.510 --> 00:57:32.789
change it yeah like i mean as far as the game

00:57:32.789 --> 00:57:34.550
goes like that's just a series of cut scenes

00:57:34.550 --> 00:57:37.989
as an excuse to fight right you know like so

00:57:37.989 --> 00:57:40.429
the thing that sends batman over the edge is

00:57:40.429 --> 00:57:42.570
that superman's basically becoming a fascist

00:57:42.570 --> 00:57:47.099
whatever they Go to Arkham because Superman plans

00:57:47.099 --> 00:57:52.239
to kill all the Arkham patients in order to never

00:57:52.239 --> 00:57:54.880
have problems again. So people like the Joker

00:57:54.880 --> 00:57:59.760
can't happen. So like Killer Croc. Yeah, he starts

00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:02.559
killing people. Harley Quinn gets into the system

00:58:02.559 --> 00:58:05.599
and just releases them. They start fighting everybody

00:58:05.599 --> 00:58:09.019
because Batman's like, okay, they can't be escaped.

00:58:09.219 --> 00:58:13.380
So we team up this once, blah, blah, blah. Because

00:58:13.380 --> 00:58:15.380
also they were having a fight at that point.

00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:19.119
The people chose their sides. Damian Wayne, the

00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:21.119
son of Bruce Wayne. Siding with Superman. The

00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:24.059
worst Robin. Siding with Superman because he

00:58:24.059 --> 00:58:25.800
believes if you would have just killed Joker,

00:58:25.900 --> 00:58:28.079
Joker wouldn't have killed my mom. And at this

00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:30.800
point his mom's dead, whatever. And then there's

00:58:30.800 --> 00:58:33.860
Nightwing who's on Batman's side. Better Robin.

00:58:34.739 --> 00:58:40.420
Damian throws a baton at Nightwing. And basically

00:58:40.420 --> 00:58:43.610
strikes him right in the temple. Kills him. Kills

00:58:43.610 --> 00:58:47.989
him. Great. So Nightwing is dead. And Batman's

00:58:47.989 --> 00:58:50.690
just like, Damien, you crossed the line. You're

00:58:50.690 --> 00:58:53.510
no longer Robin. Like, you can't be Robin anymore.

00:58:53.710 --> 00:59:01.329
And is basically recluses to his solitude with

00:59:01.329 --> 00:59:04.030
his team, which is Oliver Queen, Harley Quinn,

00:59:04.210 --> 00:59:12.840
and, well, it was Nightwing. But Catwoman. And

00:59:12.840 --> 00:59:16.019
then Wonder Woman, Superman, Damian are all on

00:59:16.019 --> 00:59:17.860
this side. And then there's people in the middle

00:59:17.860 --> 00:59:19.500
or they join their sides. Wonder Woman sleep

00:59:19.500 --> 00:59:22.980
with Superman in this? They make out. With him?

00:59:23.139 --> 00:59:27.380
They make out. Yeah. And after they make out,

00:59:27.420 --> 00:59:29.300
Superman's just like, I can't do this this soon.

00:59:30.619 --> 00:59:33.000
Wonder Woman always got the fucking shaft in

00:59:33.000 --> 00:59:35.199
the storyline. It's like Flashpoint. She bangs

00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:38.239
Aquaman. Whenever there's an alternate reality,

00:59:38.440 --> 00:59:39.980
it's like, alright, who's she teaming? Who's

00:59:39.980 --> 00:59:45.739
she banging? This is where I come back with the

00:59:45.739 --> 00:59:51.320
Ramakushna thing. Nightwing goes to heaven. And

00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:56.440
Ramakushna is the... leader of heaven and it's

00:59:56.440 --> 01:00:00.099
very much like buddhist i think buddhist okay

01:00:00.099 --> 01:00:02.860
yeah i don't know yeah harikrishna kind of thing

01:00:02.860 --> 01:00:05.659
like that kind of stuff um i think it's buddhism

01:00:05.659 --> 01:00:08.659
i don't really remember but i think it's buddhism

01:00:08.659 --> 01:00:13.280
um basically she's like your work's not done

01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:16.719
i am going to link with you and you're going

01:00:16.719 --> 01:00:19.460
to be a ghost called deadwing and you're going

01:00:19.460 --> 01:00:23.449
to help on earth And so he like comes in and

01:00:23.449 --> 01:00:26.449
out as a ghost character and like starts helping

01:00:26.449 --> 01:00:30.170
people. What? Yes. Deadwing. Deadwing. What does

01:00:30.170 --> 01:00:32.699
that mean to me? Yeah. And once he helps you,

01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:35.320
you can see him. So, like, he helps Damien at

01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:36.960
one point, and Damien sees him and is just like,

01:00:37.059 --> 01:00:40.300
apologize, I'm so sorry, blah, blah, blah, and

01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:42.219
everything like that. Instead of Damien being

01:00:42.219 --> 01:00:45.340
such a horrible robber. Yes. Well, when we get

01:00:45.340 --> 01:00:47.380
to the end of it, it basically just wraps up

01:00:47.380 --> 01:00:49.039
in five minutes, and that's what I hate about

01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:52.380
it. Is that the bad? That it just ends? The majority

01:00:52.380 --> 01:00:54.900
of it is bad. I'm glad they started killing characters.

01:00:55.000 --> 01:00:56.880
Like, there are several characters that die in

01:00:56.880 --> 01:00:59.480
this. But they also make it abundantly clear,

01:00:59.599 --> 01:01:02.010
we're on an alternate Earth. these are not your

01:01:02.010 --> 01:01:04.670
heroes they're dead forever that kind of stuff

01:01:04.670 --> 01:01:07.150
so they make that abundantly clear but I do like

01:01:07.150 --> 01:01:09.210
the fact that they're just like Superman just

01:01:09.210 --> 01:01:13.889
offs people and like there's no remorse nothing

01:01:13.889 --> 01:01:20.159
but yeah so Injustice. Trash. Trash. Trash. Do

01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:22.440
not waste your time. Just play the games. Just

01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:24.900
play the games. Read the comic book series. Fuck

01:01:24.900 --> 01:01:27.340
it. Watch the game story cutscenes on YouTube.

01:01:27.639 --> 01:01:31.800
Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah, but it's such a better

01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:33.780
video game. It's such a better... They don't

01:01:33.780 --> 01:01:36.079
have these one -on -one fights or anything like

01:01:36.079 --> 01:01:37.800
that, which is disappointing. There's no one

01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:39.940
other than the opening when they break out the

01:01:39.940 --> 01:01:42.179
people in Arkham and they fight there. Is there

01:01:42.179 --> 01:01:44.590
any other... No, there's fights, but it's just

01:01:44.590 --> 01:01:46.949
not one -on -one. It's like full battles. So

01:01:46.949 --> 01:01:49.829
in the games, the whole entire idea is that they

01:01:49.829 --> 01:01:52.369
go into an alternate reality and grab the alternate

01:01:52.369 --> 01:01:56.639
universe's heroes. So... One or two make it out

01:01:56.639 --> 01:01:58.719
of the other thing, and it's the people they

01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:02.519
lost early. Okay, got it. Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:03.099 --> 01:02:04.940
Interesting. Yeah, and there's like a joke in

01:02:04.940 --> 01:02:06.880
there, and they're just like, yeah, welcome to

01:02:06.880 --> 01:02:08.679
Earth 1. And the guy's just like, you're Earth

01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:12.820
48. What are you talking about? Nice. Yeah, it's

01:02:12.820 --> 01:02:17.050
goofy. But yeah, so trash. Trash. First time

01:02:17.050 --> 01:02:19.090
in a long time we have trash. Usually those DC

01:02:19.090 --> 01:02:21.130
animated movies hit. Usually those... That's

01:02:21.130 --> 01:02:23.190
exactly why I wanted to watch it is because I

01:02:23.190 --> 01:02:26.190
love DC animated. Like, it's always... When there's

01:02:26.190 --> 01:02:28.489
a new one, I'm in. There's a new Catwoman one

01:02:28.489 --> 01:02:31.389
that I'm going to check out shortly that's on

01:02:31.389 --> 01:02:33.809
HBO Max as well. The woman who played Catwoman

01:02:33.809 --> 01:02:38.550
is Anika Nani Rose who is... She's in Dreamgirls.

01:02:38.550 --> 01:02:41.349
She's Princess Tiana. Okay, nice. Oh, yeah, yeah,

01:02:41.449 --> 01:02:44.420
yeah. Okay, yeah. That's a name. Yeah. A special

01:02:44.420 --> 01:02:46.619
shout -out to my friend Mark because we mentioned

01:02:46.619 --> 01:02:52.059
Princess and the Frog one more time. He commented

01:02:52.059 --> 01:02:54.039
on our New Orleans episode, did you like that

01:02:54.039 --> 01:02:56.300
one? I was like, I love that one. So, yeah, special

01:02:56.300 --> 01:02:58.940
shout -out to you, Drew. If we have a couple

01:02:58.940 --> 01:03:01.139
minutes to spare, do we have a moment? Speaking

01:03:01.139 --> 01:03:05.000
of alternate realities and superheroes. Sure.

01:03:05.659 --> 01:03:08.460
Doctor Strange. Doctor Strange is coming. Yes,

01:03:08.739 --> 01:03:12.099
they dropped the trailer. Deadpool's not in it

01:03:12.099 --> 01:03:14.280
as far as we know. As far as we know. I think

01:03:14.280 --> 01:03:16.500
he's going to be. And then Tom Cruise as Iron

01:03:16.500 --> 01:03:17.659
Man. Wolverine might not be in it, but might

01:03:17.659 --> 01:03:23.059
be. Wink. I think he is. I don't know if it's

01:03:23.059 --> 01:03:24.659
been 100 % confirmable. I thought it was just

01:03:24.659 --> 01:03:27.880
rumor. I thought it... Okay. I don't know. I'm

01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:30.940
way too on the Twitter, like, I can't tell what's

01:03:30.940 --> 01:03:33.820
real anymore. Yeah. Professor Xavier might be

01:03:33.820 --> 01:03:36.059
in it. I mean, his voice was in the trailer.

01:03:36.179 --> 01:03:38.300
It definitely was his voice. Well, Patrick Stewart's

01:03:38.300 --> 01:03:40.909
in the movie. Yeah, we don't know. I mean, he's

01:03:40.909 --> 01:03:44.829
got to be right. Yeah. I'm excited for Tom Cruise.

01:03:45.429 --> 01:03:47.349
Tom Cruise, Iron Man. It's going to be interesting.

01:03:48.230 --> 01:03:50.530
I wonder if he's going to be an alcoholic. Maybe.

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Yeah. It's possible. He could definitely go to

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that devil in the bottle. Tony Stark. Yeah. I

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know they tried to do it in Iron Man 2, but it

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just wasn't. Yeah, I thought they were going

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to go that direction with Iron Man 2. Yeah. And

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then they went with Jesse instead. Yeah. Right.

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I rewatched the Marvel What If series not too

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long ago, and I got to the one with Tom Longer.

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I'm sorry? The Marvel what -ifs? No, I'm sorry.

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Oh, that you re -watched it? Yeah, that you re

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-watched it. I like most of them. I don't like

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the... It's... I like... I was not a fan. I like

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the one with Doctor Strange in it, which you

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need to watch because now it's important for

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multi -years. Yeah, yeah. I really like the last

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three. Okay. The one with Thor being an only

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child, which leads into some other things. Yeah.

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But... I think that was the best thing it did

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was... Tie those three in together. Yeah. But

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the one with Killmonger saving Tony Stark, that

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version of Tony Stark is an alcoholic. okay they

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never outrightly say it because after a certain

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point you just never see him not with a drug

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in his hand yeah right um so okay boozy tony

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stark but yeah multi -person madness just you

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talking about injustice oh yeah yeah no i totally

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get how you get there yeah um i'm excited for

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it i can't wait we're also going to get a tease

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on the fan found the new fantastic four because

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i heard lee richards is usually all right so

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they're yeah the rumors are like is it going

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to be and i'm blanking on his name Yeah, right.

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So the John Krasinski. No, I want John Krasinski.

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It's not the original Reed Richards. But that's

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what I'm saying. It's either the John Krasinski

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or the original actor. We don't know who. That's

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the rumors. Eon Grafud. Eon Grafud. Yes. I -O

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-A -N -G -R -U -F -F -U -D -D. Eon? Ian. I think

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it's pronounced Ian. Ian Grafood. He's from Wales.

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Yeah, I think you got it. Yeah, no, I'm excited

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for Multiverse. Yeah, it's going to be good.

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And who pops up and doesn't pop up. Yeah. Yeah.

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Well, that'll do it for this episode of Game

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for a Movie. I have been Mike. Andre. Jill. We'll

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see you next time on Game for a Movie. Bye.