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It was wet. It's really sour. That's why I like

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it. Well, you know what that sound means. Yes,

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Jill's right. It's Game for a Movie. The podcast

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where we ask, are you game for a movie? I'm your

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host, Mike. I'm joined by Jill. Andre. Yes, that

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was amazing. Oh, my God. When people ask, when

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people ask, do we have a catchphrase? Yes. Yes,

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we do. It is our bad movie episode. We are drinking

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things. Yes. Jill, we'll go with you first. Still

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drinking the same thing from last week, I guess.

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Well, no, wait. This is going to. Air first.

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Oh, God. We're in a time portal. We're in a time

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portal. All right. So we recorded our movie banter

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episode already. That's going to come out next

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week. So you're drinking the same from that.

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But let's let these listeners know. So right

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now I am drinking from Labyrinth Brewing, which

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is a Connecticut brewery. Sour Batch number three.

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It is a sour IPA brewed with apricot plum and

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lactose. And it is delicious and tart. Wait,

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is the logo Sour Batch? You'll guess that later.

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Andre, what are you drinking? I am drinking the

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Iconic. Let me start from Alvarium Brewing Company

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in New Britain, Connecticut. Nice. We are Alvarium

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fan people. Yes, you are. And as we'll be saying

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next week, we are Alvarium fan people. You might

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as well be wearing an Alvarium t -shirt. It's

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true. This is very confusing with this whole

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thing. I am drinking from Stony Creek Brewing.

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In beautiful Brantford, Connecticut. Space potato.

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We're all Connecticut at the table. It's called

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space potato. Space potato. I love the side.

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It says, way to go, Idaho. This hazy New England

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IPA is chock full of Idaho jam and galaxy hops,

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and it'll suck you in like an event horizon of

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flavor. 7 .2 % and tinfoil hat ready. You know

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what? On that horizon, we should watch that sometimes.

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I love that movie. I realize I didn't say what

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The Honey Shot was, did I? You did not. The Honey

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Shot is a New England dipper. Dipper? New England

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double IPA with citron wildflower honey. Dipper.

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And it's delicious. It's great. It's my favorite

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Connecticut beer. Yeah, I was going to say, if

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you want a Connecticut beer, this is it. Yeah,

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I think that's it. That's a good one. Mine's

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Headway. That's usually my go -to. Headway is

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also great. Yeah, that's a Connecticut beer that

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I usually recommend. I also pulled up Event Horizon.

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It is the most... that i've seen in a while split

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from rotten tomatoes critics to audience critics

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say 29 audience say 61 wait like this is laurence

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fishburne yeah laurence fish yeah laurence fishburne

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the man who can't cut it that is way better than

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a 20 wait wait you said 29 for for critics for

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critics yes i can see why the critics didn't

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like it because also the film the theatrical

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version is not having parts edited out so like

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there's a whole like There's parts that they

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added and had extra set footage filmed. People

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didn't get in. And when you see that extra footage,

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it doesn't really add much other than you get

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to see just the monstrosity of the situation.

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But it also does kind of further why the stakes

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are what they are. I feel like the Dead Space

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video games have made that movie retroactively

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way better in my head. They so directly pull

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from that movie. So it's hard not to really like

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that movie in my opinion. That's fair. So speaking

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of movies that don't really have much of a split

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on their Rotten Tomatoes number. Yes. Let's talk

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about the bad movie. I watched the bad movie

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this week. I'm so sorry. It was 2005's crime

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drama Edison. Yes. Everyone knows this classic

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film that came out. It is a 13%. Critics, 36

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% audience. I had no idea this movie existed

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before you said, hey, I found it. Well, I found

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it for free on Vudu and on Peacock. Okay. Vudu

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had commercials. I watched it on Vudu because

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it kind of came at the worst possible times.

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Yeah. It was great. I have a few marked spots

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when I get to my notes of this movie. Is it called

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Edison or Edison Force? Edison. It was called

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Edison Force. In the United States. Are you ready

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for this? This is a good story about this. I'm

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braced. So Edison released at a film festival,

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fully prepared to get distributors, stuff like

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that, get it to theaters. Everybody expected

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full theater release. Went to the film festival,

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straight to DVD release. Wow. That's how bad

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it was. Wow. Not reading the sign. Yeah, they

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did not. It is written and directed by David

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S. Burke. David S. Burke. Your script was miserable.

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And he's known for writing other things such

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as... Okay, what do you got? He also directed

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it. Yes, that's what I was saying. He wrote and

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directed. Sequest, too. Yes, Sequest. Sequest,

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too. Wise guy. He's written a bunch of episodes

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of The Glades, which I used to love The Glades.

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That was a good show. Some Law & Order Special

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Victims Unit. La Femme Nikita. Wrote a couple

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episodes of that. Jake and the Fat Man. That

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was a TV show back in the 90s. Yeah. Miami Vice

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he did some episodes for. Yeah. So he's got a

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niche. He's got a crime niche is what we will

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say. He also wrote what was the one that I wanted

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to mention. Maybe he didn't write it, but he

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directed it. uh directing wise he seems more

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of a tv man yes i would agree with that um sorry

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we're pulling this up as we're doing this i should

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have had this ready it was a presidential thing

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the prosecution of an american president which

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was the story of george bush um during the basically

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the war, when George Bush said we go to war.

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So, all right, there we go. David S. Burke, he's

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a dude. This movie, because we need to mention

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who's in it. Right, star -studded cast. It actually

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kind of is a star -studded cast. It really is.

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Like, even the small characters are big names.

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So it's Morgan Freeman, Kevin Give Us Some Spacey,

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Justin Timberlake, LL Cool J, Dylan McDermott,

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John Heard, Carrie Elwes, Rosalind Sanchez. Carrie,

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no. Damian Wayans, who's related, yes. Damian

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Wayans. Damian Dante Wayans. Damian Dante Wayans.

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And Piper Parabo are the names I want to mention.

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So let's get into it. This came out when, 2006?

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2005. 2005, and it is very much 2005. It's interesting,

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Anthony Head is not Anthony Stewart. No, John

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Heard. I don't know why I thought it was Anthony

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Stewart. Yeah, no, it is John Hurd. So the very

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beginning of this movie, we get a bunch of production

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company, like, you know, their title screens

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and everything like that. I didn't recognize

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a single one. Oh, boy. Bad start. Yeah. Yeah.

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Millennium Productions was the one that sticks

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out in my head right now. Okay. I'm going to

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look that up. So the beginning of the movie,

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it introduces you to Edison, which is the town.

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The one in New Jersey? No. I think this is in

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California. Okay. This is a made up town. So

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what's funny about this whole thing is Edison,

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New Jersey had a similar thing happen like a

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couple of years before where there was a corrupt

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police force. So everybody thought it was just

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a story of that. No, he picked the name because

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he thought Edison sounded cool because Thomas

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Edison. Okay. Okay. Yes. Not a coincidence at

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all. We are introduced to Edison. There's a bunch

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of signs that say Better Edison Foundation. They're

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trying to make Edison the best it can be, including

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they're trying to get the Olympics. We learn

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later in the movie, but I'm jumping ahead here.

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That's ambitious. Yes. The beginning of the movie

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starts with, I don't know. It must be St. Patrick's

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Day because there's Irish dancers. There's Irish

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dancers doing like this dance on the stage right

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next to a bank that is being robbed. These guys

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have like machine guns. They have body armor,

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whatever, that kind of stuff. So they send in

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their special unit frat. What does that break

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down to mean? I have it later. I have it later.

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Let's see if I can find it. First response and

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tactical unit. First response and tactical unit.

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So frat unit. Oh, did they just say frat unit?

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Yeah, the frat unit. That's cheating. Bring in

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frat. It's frat 2. No, they didn't. They just

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say frat. It's easy enough to say. What's the

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tagline for this movie? Well, right, but stars,

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whatever, it's fine. All right, what's the tagline

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for this movie? Corruption, righteousness, lawless.

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In this city, only the cops are above the law.

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Also, the grammar in this tagline is horrible.

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Well, okay. Jesus. Only the cops are above the

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law. Holy shit. Look at the commas. Yeah, it's

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rough. And like, is this what you're doing? Is

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this two taglines? Only the cops are above the

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law. Jesus Christ. So you know we're dealing

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with a corrupt police force. That's what we're

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dealing with. I have an inkling. Yes. So these

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guys are robbing this bank. Frat comes in. It's

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Dylan McDermott and a rookie LL Cool J. He's

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obviously new to the frat unit. They grab their

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guns from the back and it's just this all out

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shootout. And basically like they're, they're

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killing these guys. Nobody's hitting the frat

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units. Dylan McDermott has a sniper rifle. Oh

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no. Yes. Yes. This police force has all the funding.

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What I will say at this point is I applaud the

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movie so far. Yeah. They have reloaded. It's

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not just like bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

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They reload. Like there's actual, they're counting.

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Yeah. So I will give it to the movie. At least

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they were paying attention to that. There's a

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lot of other things that they were not paying

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attention to. This is not a commando situation.

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This is not a commando situation. So one of the

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lines came on the screen and said the music was

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done by Machine Head. I don't know who Machine

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Head is, but I just find that name hysterical.

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Sure. Okay. So one of the bad guys. The last

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bad guy remaining. And Dylan McDermott shouts

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at this point, come out, come out, wherever you

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are with a sniper rifle. Because he's just blown,

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like, holes in people. It's literally an explosion.

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You know, I've killed men high. Exactly. The

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last guy has an Irish dancer and is, like, holding

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her hostage. And so Dylan McDermott is, like,

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right here. As close as I am to Andre right now.

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With a sniper rifle? With a sniper rifle. Okay.

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How could it take a while to shoot and all that?

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Well, so he literally just goes, it's going to

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be okay to the Irish dancer. Shoots her through

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the shoulder to hit the guy behind her. What?

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And he just, like, explodes, essentially. But

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she doesn't explode? No, it just goes through

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her shoulder and then, like, opens a hole in

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this guy's back. But how does it not go frag

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through her? Yeah, right. What is this magic

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bullet? Yes, exactly. Okay. Yeah, so that's the

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introduction to them. They're obviously badasses.

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They're the frat unit. Like, this is, yeah, whatever.

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It flashes forward to that same night. LL Cool

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J and Dylan McDermott now are breaking into an

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abandoned place where there's squatters that

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are selling drugs. So they break in. They're

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robbing these crackheads. Basically, these crackheads

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are in their boxers. They're like, shirts off

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they're obviously sleeping in this house uh they

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get held down at gunpoint like hands behind their

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head and everything like that they steal the

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money because they're corrupt they don't do anything

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with the drugs they're just like whatever and

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the one guy talks shit to mcdermott and so he's

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just like all right rookie kill him Kill him.

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And like, like, yeah, pretty much. Like he's

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trying to, he's trying to get them to like, yeah.

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Yeah. You know? Yeah. Break your cherry. Then

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you're officially part of frat. Like, you know,

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this is initiation. Yeah. You have what it takes.

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Yeah, exactly. um obviously ll cool j kind of

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resists and you're just like okay so we know

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our weak link in this at the very beginning of

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the movie so dylan mcdermott goes all right fine

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kills him cold blood he's dead classic second

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guy he hands him the gun but ll cool j's gun

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not dylan mcdermott's gun because there's even

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a line of don't worry rookie you'll get a new

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one and basically says to the other crackhead

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um He came at you with a knife, right? And you

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shot him because you got this gun. He came at

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you with a knife, right? Blah, blah, blah. And

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the guy's just like, yeah, whatever, whatever.

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Just wanted to survive. Tell me. All right. He

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came at me with a knife and I shot him. Okay.

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Let's him go. This is a wonderful acting. Steals

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the money. Yeah. My acting? Because it was better

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on screen. I was about to say, like, Angel, are

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you judging Mike's? Yeah. Wow. No, no, no. I

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personally am enthralled right now. But imagine,

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so they shot him with Dylan McDermott's gun,

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which is obviously a different caliber. Like

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it was a six shooter essentially. And they give

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him LL Cool J's gun, which was like an automatic.

00:14:06.509 --> 00:14:10.230
Oh God. Okay. So that's not going to pass any

00:14:10.230 --> 00:14:11.889
muster for any sort of ballistics investigation.

00:14:11.889 --> 00:14:14.029
If they were to actually do it. But, you know,

00:14:14.070 --> 00:14:17.690
movie. Yeah. So they're in court and basically

00:14:17.690 --> 00:14:20.830
LL Cool J is testifying and saying why they let

00:14:20.830 --> 00:14:22.929
the other guy go. And it was because he said,

00:14:23.090 --> 00:14:25.690
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, like, help me. And like

00:14:25.690 --> 00:14:27.850
he oversells it. It's really like over the top

00:14:27.850 --> 00:14:30.169
and everything like that. And Dylan McDermott

00:14:30.169 --> 00:14:32.049
gets mad at him. He's just like, just straight

00:14:32.049 --> 00:14:34.269
testimony. You don't need to do this. Like, yeah,

00:14:34.370 --> 00:14:37.850
exactly. Justin Timberlake is the reporter in

00:14:37.850 --> 00:14:40.279
there. Okay. Talking about the crime. Not a cop.

00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:43.620
No, he is a reporter. He's going to be our main

00:14:43.620 --> 00:14:47.179
guy. He's going to uncover fart. I mean, frat.

00:14:47.279 --> 00:14:52.139
Frat. Yeah, fart. So Justin Timberlake works

00:14:52.139 --> 00:14:56.320
for the Jewish newspaper. What? The Herald Gazette.

00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:58.460
It's literally called like the Herald Gazette.

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I don't know if it's Jewish. They mention it.

00:15:00.460 --> 00:15:03.570
They say it's kind of near explicitly. Yes. So

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is he a good Jewish boy in this movie? No, because

00:15:05.669 --> 00:15:07.909
they're saying it's like the paper nobody reads

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and it comes back to he couldn't get a job at

00:15:11.950 --> 00:15:15.190
the Times because he had one sentence of fact

00:15:15.190 --> 00:15:18.070
in his story where the rest was speculation about

00:15:18.070 --> 00:15:23.490
Frat being like suspect. Because as LL Cool J

00:15:23.490 --> 00:15:27.909
is walking off the stand, the defendant who was

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just acting in self -defense to kill the guy

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with the knife, says thank you to him. Because

00:15:33.919 --> 00:15:36.879
they're going to get him an easier sentence.

00:15:38.299 --> 00:15:42.580
So, Justin Timberlake, JT in my notes, plays

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a hotshot reporter who thinks he can outdo his

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editor. His editor... Is he Jewish? Morgan Freeman.

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No, he's not. Very Jewish. The Jewish boy, Morgan

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Freeman. Morgan Freeman's like, you don't do

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the work. You just give me all the speculation

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over a one -sentence true story. So... He fires

00:16:01.580 --> 00:16:06.159
him. Oh, let's him go. Okay. Yes. Yes. He says,

00:16:06.159 --> 00:16:07.679
you're never going to get to the times like you

00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:09.700
want to, because you just do all this speculation

00:16:09.700 --> 00:16:13.700
by blah, blah, blah. Uh, so it flashes to Justin

00:16:13.700 --> 00:16:16.899
Timberlake and his girlfriend, Piper Parabo.

00:16:17.039 --> 00:16:21.179
Okay. She's, um, she's been a lot of things.

00:16:21.299 --> 00:16:24.019
Yeah. One of those, like, oh, she's in a bunch

00:16:24.019 --> 00:16:27.860
of stuff. Yes. Yeah, hold on. So her main thing

00:16:27.860 --> 00:16:31.440
she was in, I remember, Coyote Ugly. Yeah. She

00:16:31.440 --> 00:16:33.960
was in The Prestige. Yeah. And then she was in

00:16:33.960 --> 00:16:36.120
a short -lived USA show called Covert Affairs

00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.159
that my mom used to watch all the time. And I

00:16:38.159 --> 00:16:39.779
actually thought that was pretty good. She was

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in Looper. She was in Looper, yes. Yeah. She

00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:46.679
was in Penny Dreadful. Yep. She's been in a ton

00:16:46.679 --> 00:16:48.600
of stuff. Like, you'd recognize her. Yeah, yeah,

00:16:48.639 --> 00:16:52.059
yeah. Yeah, and she's a great actress. Like,

00:16:52.059 --> 00:16:59.299
yes, yeah. And again, great actress. Yeah. For

00:16:59.299 --> 00:17:02.059
whatever reason, their apartment has, like, 30

00:17:02.059 --> 00:17:04.519
candles in it. Because it saves on electricity.

00:17:04.779 --> 00:17:07.400
I guess. But, like, it didn't make any sense

00:17:07.400 --> 00:17:13.079
to me. JT thinks he has a story. So he's like,

00:17:13.180 --> 00:17:14.740
all right, I'm going to go to Morgan Freeman.

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I'm going to apologize. And I'm going to try

00:17:16.980 --> 00:17:19.359
to get this story made and like, see if he'll

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help me on this. So he goes to his apartment.

00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.319
Morgan Freeman has like this super nice place.

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He apparently has done all these stories in his

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career. He does the Jewish newspaper as like

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a service, not as like anything else. His character's

00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:37.690
name is Moses, by the way. If that wasn't on

00:17:37.690 --> 00:17:39.390
the nose. I'm sorry, Morgan Freeman's name is

00:17:39.390 --> 00:17:41.950
Moses? Morgan Freeman is playing a Jewish man.

00:17:42.190 --> 00:17:45.529
Yeah, no, his last name is Moses. I can't remember

00:17:45.529 --> 00:17:49.890
his first name. Abraham. Was it Abraham? No,

00:17:49.890 --> 00:17:52.029
I don't know. I wouldn't be shocked by that.

00:17:52.269 --> 00:17:56.150
Ashford. Ashford. Ashford Moses. That's a great

00:17:56.150 --> 00:17:58.049
name though. That is a pretty good name. I'm

00:17:58.049 --> 00:18:02.509
not going to lie. Ashford Moses. Ashford Moses

00:18:02.509 --> 00:18:05.210
would be a good like down home detective. Down

00:18:05.210 --> 00:18:08.970
on his luck. Yeah. For this shit. So he's explaining

00:18:08.970 --> 00:18:11.740
that Pollock. is the name of JT's character.

00:18:12.240 --> 00:18:15.680
JT's explaining to Moses that he wants to do

00:18:15.680 --> 00:18:17.640
this story because he thinks he has a real story

00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:21.420
here. And Moses is like, who told you you have

00:18:21.420 --> 00:18:23.259
a story here? And he's like, oh, my girlfriend.

00:18:23.779 --> 00:18:25.720
Morgan Freeman has the best line of the movie.

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Oh, you're doing this for pussy. Wow. And like

00:18:30.619 --> 00:18:32.779
in the Morgan Freeman way. So you're doing this

00:18:32.779 --> 00:18:36.599
for pussy. Wow. I really can't imagine him saying

00:18:36.599 --> 00:18:39.240
that line rather than the word pussy. You've

00:18:39.240 --> 00:18:41.440
never seen Dreamcatcher because once you've seen

00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:43.559
that movie, this guy's the limit with Morgan

00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.859
Freeman's acting career. It's true. I'm not saying

00:18:45.859 --> 00:18:47.140
that he couldn't act it. I'm just saying. No,

00:18:47.140 --> 00:18:49.339
no, no. I mean like the absurdity. Yeah. Okay.

00:18:49.779 --> 00:18:53.160
So basically Morgan Freeman's just like, whatever.

00:18:53.339 --> 00:18:55.539
Like if you do your work, fine, whatever. He

00:18:55.539 --> 00:18:58.000
puts on a record because he's like, get out of

00:18:58.000 --> 00:18:59.980
my apartment, that kind of stuff. But they continue

00:18:59.980 --> 00:19:02.220
talking. The problem is the sound editing is

00:19:02.220 --> 00:19:04.539
terrible. The record is overpowering everything

00:19:04.539 --> 00:19:06.259
because they just want to have like their soundtrack.

00:19:06.619 --> 00:19:08.539
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I couldn't hear what

00:19:08.539 --> 00:19:09.640
they said. Hey, money for this music, damn it.

00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:10.920
We're going to play it. Right. We're going to

00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:13.680
license music, yo. So he walks out of the apartment.

00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:16.930
He takes an elevator down. It has like. three

00:19:16.930 --> 00:19:19.430
shots happening at once and like there's transitions

00:19:19.430 --> 00:19:21.690
happening i was like this is gonna give star

00:19:21.690 --> 00:19:23.910
wars a run for its money on transitions oh boy

00:19:23.910 --> 00:19:27.309
yeah because there was like he was in the elevator

00:19:27.309 --> 00:19:29.430
that all of a sudden he was like at the library

00:19:29.430 --> 00:19:33.410
and moses was dancing and there was time in the

00:19:33.410 --> 00:19:36.430
script to shoot yeah morgan freeman dancing oh

00:19:36.430 --> 00:19:38.470
there was a there was a dance sequence more than

00:19:38.470 --> 00:19:40.329
nicole kidman it sounds like in the movie we

00:19:40.329 --> 00:19:46.119
recorded for next week um so This is where we

00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:49.720
learn what frat stands for. The crackhead that

00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:51.640
is in jail, because we never learn his name,

00:19:51.700 --> 00:19:54.960
but the crackhead, his mother had a stroke out

00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:57.539
of nowhere. And so all he wants to do is get

00:19:57.539 --> 00:19:59.480
out of jail to get back to his mother. And he

00:19:59.480 --> 00:20:02.019
did nothing wrong as far as he's concerned besides

00:20:02.019 --> 00:20:13.250
sell crack. Okay. Besides sell crack. That's

00:20:13.250 --> 00:20:17.130
funny. Okay, sure, sure. Innocent crime right

00:20:17.130 --> 00:20:21.630
there. Victimless crime, yeah. He has a guest

00:20:21.630 --> 00:20:24.009
at the prison that was telling him about the

00:20:24.009 --> 00:20:28.890
stroke, and that is Pollock, JT. Okay. He's telling

00:20:28.890 --> 00:20:31.250
him what happened and why he said thank you to

00:20:31.250 --> 00:20:34.970
him and everything like that. So JT's like, I

00:20:34.970 --> 00:20:37.250
got it. I got this witness. We're good. We can

00:20:37.250 --> 00:20:40.990
take down Frat. He goes back to Moses' house.

00:20:42.109 --> 00:20:45.390
And Moses is listening to him and was just like,

00:20:45.430 --> 00:20:47.190
you have one side of the story. You need to get

00:20:47.190 --> 00:20:50.009
frat side of the story because who's going to

00:20:50.009 --> 00:20:52.799
believe a crackhead, which is true. Who's going

00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:54.460
to believe a crackhead? Who's going to believe

00:20:54.460 --> 00:20:57.160
an obviously crooked cop system? Right. And so

00:20:57.160 --> 00:20:59.319
JT's just like, no, we've got him dead to rights.

00:20:59.339 --> 00:21:01.599
We have this witness. And Morgan Freeman says,

00:21:01.740 --> 00:21:03.160
oh, that's right. You're doing this for pussy.

00:21:04.779 --> 00:21:08.039
Of course, JT finds a Pulitzer Prize just hanging

00:21:08.039 --> 00:21:10.880
out in his house. What? Yeah. So he picks up

00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:12.440
the Pulitzer and he looks at him. He goes, I'm

00:21:12.440 --> 00:21:16.089
doing it for this. Whoa. Casually Morgan Freeman's

00:21:16.089 --> 00:21:18.789
character. Yes. And yet he's still working for

00:21:18.789 --> 00:21:20.769
the, he's the editor for the Jewish newspaper.

00:21:20.809 --> 00:21:24.690
Like I said, he's doing this for like good faith.

00:21:24.950 --> 00:21:27.029
This is retirement. This is retirement. Yeah,

00:21:27.109 --> 00:21:30.470
exactly. Morgan Freeman. He's constantly old.

00:21:30.650 --> 00:21:32.529
Some people who retire work for Disney. This

00:21:32.529 --> 00:21:34.289
guy decided I'm going to work for this. Yeah.

00:21:34.509 --> 00:21:38.289
All right. So the first time he left Morgan Freeman's

00:21:38.289 --> 00:21:40.109
apartment, he took an elevator. Remember the

00:21:40.109 --> 00:21:42.150
second time he just gets pushed out of the door

00:21:42.150 --> 00:21:45.230
in the rain. Oh. So now they're on the brown

00:21:45.230 --> 00:21:47.309
floor? Yeah, there's continuity error. I just

00:21:47.309 --> 00:21:48.829
wanted to point that out. Yeah, that's a little

00:21:48.829 --> 00:21:51.730
annoying. Okay, got it. Yep. I also said this

00:21:51.730 --> 00:21:54.009
movie could be PG -13, but they just keep saying

00:21:54.009 --> 00:21:56.650
fuck. Okay. Like over and over again. Yeah, it's

00:21:56.650 --> 00:21:59.029
a hard R. Like it's hard R just because they

00:21:59.029 --> 00:22:01.349
keep saying, oh, fuck, fuck this, fuck that.

00:22:01.589 --> 00:22:05.670
Yeah, exactly. So we get introduced to the mayor.

00:22:06.150 --> 00:22:08.829
He is running for re -election with his Better

00:22:08.829 --> 00:22:13.390
Edison campaign. uh the mayor has a private investigator

00:22:13.390 --> 00:22:15.829
that the mayor played by kevin spacey no the

00:22:15.829 --> 00:22:19.029
mayor is played by carrie elwes okay carrie yes

00:22:19.029 --> 00:22:23.680
carrie elwes um The mayor has a private investigator

00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:27.660
that is willing to work with Moses and Pollock

00:22:27.660 --> 00:22:31.660
that is played by Kevin Spacey. His name is Wallace.

00:22:32.259 --> 00:22:35.900
Wallace has the worst hair on the face of the

00:22:35.900 --> 00:22:40.220
planet. It's like a Johnny Bravo -esque. It goes

00:22:40.220 --> 00:22:43.240
up and then it wraps around. I'm looking this

00:22:43.240 --> 00:22:46.700
up. If you can find it, please let me know. Kevin

00:22:46.700 --> 00:22:50.920
Spacey Edison? Yeah. If you can find it, I couldn't

00:22:50.920 --> 00:22:53.259
really find an image, but if you can find it.

00:22:53.380 --> 00:22:57.259
Oh, geez. Oof. That's not good, man. He kind

00:22:57.259 --> 00:23:00.180
of looks like John Cusack. Mm -hmm. With that

00:23:00.180 --> 00:23:02.839
hair. Yeah. That's it. Yep. Oh, that's a winner.

00:23:02.940 --> 00:23:06.359
I'm not a fan of that. Yep. Okay. He's got that

00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:08.960
kind of... Yeah, okay. All right. What's his

00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:12.460
deal? He's a private investigator working exclusively

00:23:12.460 --> 00:23:16.160
for the mayor. Okay. He has offered to work with

00:23:16.160 --> 00:23:19.319
Pollock to find out what he can about frat. Does

00:23:19.319 --> 00:23:21.140
he have a stereotypical Southern accent? No,

00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:23.220
he does not. No. Why is it? Because he has a

00:23:23.220 --> 00:23:24.740
little, like, I don't know what to call it. Oh,

00:23:24.940 --> 00:23:26.980
it's almost like a bolo tie. Yeah. Well, right.

00:23:27.059 --> 00:23:28.960
That's what I mean. Yeah. Exactly. Right? Yeah.

00:23:29.140 --> 00:23:31.000
No, he doesn't. When I look at his picture, I'm

00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:33.140
imagining him just doing a shitty Southern accent.

00:23:33.140 --> 00:23:35.240
He talks like Kevin Spacey. Like, it's normal

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:38.160
Kevin Spacey. Yeah. Yeah. I shouldn't say shitty.

00:23:38.180 --> 00:23:40.319
I imagine him doing his House of Cards Georgia

00:23:40.319 --> 00:23:44.440
Senator impression. Yeah. Right. Yeah. So. we

00:23:44.440 --> 00:23:48.500
flash forward to it's just a night off um jt

00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:52.519
and piper parabo go to a dance club just to get

00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:54.680
some let off some steam start dancing everything

00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:57.539
like that oh it just so happens ll cool jay's

00:23:57.539 --> 00:24:00.660
there with his girlfriend and not only his girlfriend

00:24:00.660 --> 00:24:03.460
his now fiance because he proposed to her at

00:24:03.460 --> 00:24:07.359
a fucking club ladies love cool jay ladies love

00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:10.460
cool jay so he proposed in a club yeah i just

00:24:10.460 --> 00:24:14.140
want that to be known yeah who does that to turn

00:24:14.140 --> 00:24:16.460
the music off. That's what I want. No, he didn't.

00:24:16.980 --> 00:24:20.480
No, he just shows her the ring and then he gets

00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:23.240
on her knee and then she like kisses him and

00:24:23.240 --> 00:24:28.359
like, yeah. Yeah. Wow, that's beautiful. um i

00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:31.160
said at this point i said at this point this

00:24:31.160 --> 00:24:33.180
feels like all the worst parts of fast and furious

00:24:33.180 --> 00:24:35.180
one yeah because you know they're kind of gonna

00:24:35.180 --> 00:24:38.220
like get together but there's no sandwiches there's

00:24:38.220 --> 00:24:41.200
no corona there's no family there's no vhs yeah

00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:44.900
dvd players i'm so sorry you're right so jt and

00:24:44.900 --> 00:24:47.420
piper leave the club because like he's like i

00:24:47.420 --> 00:24:49.559
need to get out of here he saw the whole proposal

00:24:49.559 --> 00:24:51.220
but he's like i need to get out of here because

00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:53.900
obviously i'm investigating this guy i don't

00:24:53.900 --> 00:24:58.140
want him to see me so they leave we know that

00:24:58.140 --> 00:25:00.240
LL Cool J and his girlfriend are still there

00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:02.680
they're walking outside JT and Piper are walking

00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:05.440
outside all of a sudden they get absolutely mugged

00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:09.480
like just beaten to a pulp and it's graphic like

00:25:09.480 --> 00:25:13.759
it's you see them get hit Okay. So this is the

00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:15.480
part that makes it rated R, you know what I mean?

00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:17.559
Yeah. Sure, I guess. I don't know. I guess language

00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:20.779
could be one reason. Well, right. They just say

00:25:20.779 --> 00:25:22.579
fuck all the time. Right. Well, at least they're

00:25:22.579 --> 00:25:24.480
showing the violence, right? I don't know. That

00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:26.720
sounds like a weird thing to plus, but you know

00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:30.059
what I mean. So they're beaten left in the street.

00:25:30.140 --> 00:25:32.960
We see one of the people that beats him takes

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:34.940
off his mask. It's obviously Dylan McDermott.

00:25:35.019 --> 00:25:37.319
Yeah. We know it's the frat members. Yeah. We

00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:42.240
learn that Piper has a blood disorder. Okay.

00:25:42.380 --> 00:25:44.319
So she's out for the rest of the movie. Great.

00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:48.279
Bye. She's not dead, but she's in a coma. She's

00:25:48.279 --> 00:25:50.339
in a coma. She's now a plot device. Great. Yes.

00:25:50.339 --> 00:25:54.359
She's a sexy lamp. Sexy lamp. Lexi Samp. Lexi

00:25:54.359 --> 00:25:57.079
Samp. Lexi Samp. That's going to be... I know,

00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:00.480
no, I said Lexi Sam. That's going to be the name

00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:02.920
of the character in our parody movie that becomes

00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:06.240
the sexy lamp, Lexi Sam. Vampire Boys 3, when

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:09.680
we finally make it, Lexi Sam. Yes, because I

00:26:09.680 --> 00:26:11.180
can't speak right. Is Vampire Boys 3 going to

00:26:11.180 --> 00:26:14.910
be like a spoof of Edison? Maybe. With vampires?

00:26:15.829 --> 00:26:17.910
Are they the ones who take down the crooked cops?

00:26:17.950 --> 00:26:19.589
Because they can't get a photograph because they're

00:26:19.589 --> 00:26:23.450
vampires. They're all part of an elite task force

00:26:23.450 --> 00:26:28.630
called BAMP. B -A -M -P. We'll have to figure

00:26:28.630 --> 00:26:30.930
that out. We'll have to figure that out. Very

00:26:30.930 --> 00:26:38.150
angry men. Policemen. Vehicular and manslaughter

00:26:38.150 --> 00:26:42.119
people. manslaughter patrol that our people all

00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:44.180
right what a patrol i like patrol better yeah

00:26:44.180 --> 00:26:47.720
yeah all right vehicular and manslaughter patrol

00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:52.319
vamp yes we have a vampire as a lead yeah we

00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:56.400
have ll cool j for some reason who's like you

00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:57.619
know i think bruce willis should be in there

00:26:57.619 --> 00:27:00.640
he'd be our version of uh no true yeah yeah yeah

00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:03.880
oh my god no oh god this is the ultimate shitty

00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:10.380
movie Bruce Willis plays a vampire hunter who's

00:27:10.380 --> 00:27:12.920
clearly too old for this. He's too old for this

00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:19.039
shit. I'm sure we play it for 20 bucks. JT is

00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:23.619
in the hospital. Piper Parabo is in a coma. LL

00:27:23.619 --> 00:27:25.700
Cool J shows up to the hospital and talks to

00:27:25.700 --> 00:27:28.779
JT. He's very beat up and everything like that.

00:27:29.309 --> 00:27:31.910
The only thing I could think of in my mind, have

00:27:31.910 --> 00:27:34.690
you guys seen Family Guy, the Shawshank Redemption

00:27:34.690 --> 00:27:38.410
parody? Yes. Do I seem like someone who likes

00:27:38.410 --> 00:27:42.029
Family Guy? No. There's a part in it where they're

00:27:42.029 --> 00:27:45.180
talking about... the storyline and it's Cleveland

00:27:45.180 --> 00:27:49.500
and Peter talking about this. And Peter goes,

00:27:49.559 --> 00:27:51.900
and because you're black and I'm white, it makes

00:27:51.900 --> 00:27:54.759
it more special for the audience. And that's

00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:57.079
the line. And immediately, as soon as LL Cool

00:27:57.079 --> 00:27:58.960
J is talking to JT, I'm just like, it's more

00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:02.720
special for the audience. So that's what I was

00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:08.359
thinking there. So basically I'm going to take

00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:10.900
a quick break because we're about halfway through

00:28:10.900 --> 00:28:13.750
the movie. Okay. We've hit the halfway point.

00:28:14.269 --> 00:28:15.690
What's the runtime of this movie before we go?

00:28:15.730 --> 00:28:21.150
Hour 39. Not a tight hour 20, though. No, not

00:28:21.150 --> 00:28:23.329
a tight hour 20. We're going to take a quick

00:28:23.329 --> 00:28:26.750
break. We're going to actually, though... We

00:28:26.750 --> 00:28:29.630
played our guessing game. We had someone guess

00:28:29.630 --> 00:28:33.059
it. It took a while. I'm not going to lie. I

00:28:33.059 --> 00:28:34.480
had to include more stuff. I had no idea this

00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.240
movie existed before you said anything. So we're

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going to play a promo for the Chasing Enlightenment

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00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:50.019
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Were they a harmless spiritual group? or a sinister

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We're going to play their promo. They're our

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00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.140
Oh, nice. So are Canada does. Yeah, Canadian

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friends. Chasing Enlightenment podcast. Here's

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their promo, as well as a couple commercials,

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and we'll be right back. This is a story you

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might not have heard before, but some of the

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details might seem familiar. A charismatic, power

00:29:15.779 --> 00:29:18.940
-hungry leader. What I felt coming from that

00:29:18.940 --> 00:29:22.559
man could not have come from a normal person.

00:29:22.559 --> 00:29:26.900
Never, ever, ever. I mean, it was obvious to

00:29:26.900 --> 00:29:29.359
me that he was somebody with a higher being.

00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.779
He's destroyed all kinds of people's lives. It's

00:29:32.779 --> 00:29:36.599
terrible. A group shouted a mystery. We used

00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:39.259
to call them the veggies or the vegetarians.

00:29:39.400 --> 00:29:44.000
The vegetarian mafia. With some rather unorthodox

00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:48.299
practices. With crystals and purple cloth and,

00:29:48.400 --> 00:29:52.640
you know. chiropractic table that they used for

00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.640
laying you on to do this or a balance. Crazy,

00:29:55.660 --> 00:29:58.759
man. Jesus, I can't believe it. You know, like,

00:29:58.819 --> 00:30:01.420
covering down your entire bathroom with a toothbrush

00:30:01.420 --> 00:30:05.619
and all the time chanting something, some words

00:30:05.619 --> 00:30:08.400
or something. And the seemingly normal Toronto

00:30:08.400 --> 00:30:11.339
suburb that they call home. It wasn't somewhere

00:30:11.339 --> 00:30:13.799
I would walk at night, so I always felt a little

00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:15.619
bit like the junction I associated with being

00:30:15.619 --> 00:30:18.339
on sort of the wrong side of the tracks. Chasing

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enlightenment. a new podcast from host Daniel

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at chasingenlightenment .net. All right, we are

00:30:32.309 --> 00:30:35.349
back. We are on the edge of our seats because

00:30:35.349 --> 00:30:38.650
JT was in the hospital, Piper Parabo's in a coma,

00:30:38.910 --> 00:30:42.869
but LL Cool J and JT are forming a special friendship.

00:30:43.210 --> 00:30:49.980
A truce. A truce of some variety. Basically,

00:30:49.980 --> 00:30:52.200
Moses has said, all right, we need to get you,

00:30:52.220 --> 00:30:54.839
Pollock, off the road. Like, we need to get you

00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:56.640
somewhere because they're going to find you at

00:30:56.640 --> 00:31:00.660
your apartment. So Wallace, played by Kevin Spacey,

00:31:00.680 --> 00:31:03.839
offers his cabin in the woods, which is this,

00:31:03.880 --> 00:31:06.700
like, beautiful cabin in the woods. Doesn't have

00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:10.420
a car, so he can't escape. That sounds like you're

00:31:10.420 --> 00:31:13.779
walking right into a trap. Well, it's just, it's

00:31:13.779 --> 00:31:16.160
basically like, we just want you to be here and

00:31:16.160 --> 00:31:19.420
nowhere else. Like do, do some research. We'll

00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:21.660
find you when it's all clear, that kind of stuff.

00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:24.200
Uh, they established Kevin Spacey is this amazing

00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:28.660
investigator. And one of the things he's able

00:31:28.660 --> 00:31:31.619
to do as this amazing investigator is walk right

00:31:31.619 --> 00:31:34.460
up to the surgery doors for Piper Parabo and

00:31:34.460 --> 00:31:38.789
like walk. Right there. He's literally just outside

00:31:38.789 --> 00:31:42.069
the surgery doors. Okay. Yeah. Pretty sure a

00:31:42.069 --> 00:31:44.289
head nurse would stop by. I guess all of them.

00:31:44.309 --> 00:31:47.230
You'd think, right? I mean, he's also not, like,

00:31:47.269 --> 00:31:54.789
family. Give us some spacey. Yes. Morgan Freeman

00:31:54.789 --> 00:31:57.440
shows up. once a week to like talk to Pollock

00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:59.779
about his story and everything like that. He

00:31:59.779 --> 00:32:03.099
keeps like baiting him. Like, if you want to

00:32:03.099 --> 00:32:05.000
get to the times, you got to do this. You got

00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:06.559
to do that. You got to do this. Did they actually

00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:08.859
name drop the times? Yeah. It's just the times.

00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:11.880
It's not New York times. It could be the Edison

00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:15.960
times for all we know. Wow. Remember, this is

00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:18.759
a town that is like on the verge of getting the

00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:21.160
Olympics. Sure. For the greater good. For the

00:32:21.160 --> 00:32:26.420
greater good. Hot fuzz. Got it. You've seen the

00:32:26.420 --> 00:32:29.819
movie now. I have, you're right. While this is

00:32:29.819 --> 00:32:32.819
happening, Isaiah, our crackhead. Oh, he has

00:32:32.819 --> 00:32:34.660
a name. He does have a name. I didn't think he

00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:36.960
had a name, but apparently he has a name. Was

00:32:36.960 --> 00:32:40.059
stabbed in prison. He got shanked. He got shanked

00:32:40.059 --> 00:32:43.390
hard. And now he's dead. And now your source

00:32:43.390 --> 00:32:46.710
is gone. And he never saw his mom. And he never

00:32:46.710 --> 00:32:49.309
saw his mom. Yeah, who had the stroke. He was

00:32:49.309 --> 00:32:52.130
innocent aside from the selling crack part. Aside

00:32:52.130 --> 00:32:54.430
from the selling crack part. Did we ever find

00:32:54.430 --> 00:32:56.769
out who he sold the crack to? No, we found out

00:32:56.769 --> 00:33:02.789
he fell on some hard times. He was helping his

00:33:02.789 --> 00:33:04.569
cousin. That was the guy who was killed in cold

00:33:04.569 --> 00:33:07.930
blood. And was just helping him until he could

00:33:07.930 --> 00:33:09.910
get back on his feet. He was looking for jobs.

00:33:10.700 --> 00:33:12.720
He was doing the right thing. He's like the Joker.

00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:14.799
Wrong place, wrong time. Exactly. Wrong vat of

00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:22.579
acid. So far, Morgan Freeman has taught this

00:33:22.579 --> 00:33:25.319
newbie reporter two things. Follow the story

00:33:25.319 --> 00:33:27.900
no matter where it takes you, but also make sure

00:33:27.900 --> 00:33:29.720
you have a safe house in the middle of the woods

00:33:29.720 --> 00:33:31.980
so you can hide. Always in your back pocket.

00:33:32.099 --> 00:33:34.420
Always in your back pocket. Spacey's hair is

00:33:34.420 --> 00:33:38.859
terrible in this. Dylan McDermott tried. He went

00:33:38.859 --> 00:33:41.279
full crazy for this movie. Okay. Like, Wyatt

00:33:41.279 --> 00:33:43.660
Russell crazy? Yeah. And Captain America? Yeah.

00:33:43.880 --> 00:33:47.500
And, like, he, like, does drugs and that kind

00:33:47.500 --> 00:33:50.119
of stuff. Like, his eyes get sunken as you watch

00:33:50.119 --> 00:33:52.440
further and further in this. And, like, he gives

00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.200
an all -out performance. Like, he's losing reality.

00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:57.680
Yes. But he finds out that Pollock is in the

00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.339
middle of the woods. And so he sneaks into the

00:34:00.339 --> 00:34:03.619
house. Luckily, somehow, some way, Pollock was

00:34:03.619 --> 00:34:07.200
able to hear it and get away. I mean, Justin

00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:08.880
Timberlake probably is, like, hard of hearing.

00:34:09.019 --> 00:34:12.650
So there you go. So he's, like, hiding. He's

00:34:12.650 --> 00:34:14.710
getting away from him, like, in the house, but

00:34:14.710 --> 00:34:17.110
there's no car, remember? Yeah. But he gets to

00:34:17.110 --> 00:34:19.869
the garage, and what does he find? A car. A bicycle.

00:34:20.269 --> 00:34:25.030
Oh. A bicycle. A bicycle. Okay. Does it have,

00:34:25.030 --> 00:34:27.170
like, a little bell on it? It does not have a

00:34:27.170 --> 00:34:28.710
bell on it, as far as I can tell. He doesn't

00:34:28.710 --> 00:34:33.510
use it. What? Mind you, this is in the middle

00:34:33.510 --> 00:34:36.269
of the woods. Dylan McDermott had to drive here.

00:34:36.409 --> 00:34:40.250
His car is out front. No, what he does, instead

00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:42.880
of taking the car, Because I don't think he knows

00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.239
how to hotwire a car probably. That's the excuse

00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:47.320
anyway. Isn't that part of the reporter handbook?

00:34:47.500 --> 00:34:49.780
That's part of the excuse, I guess. He sticks

00:34:49.780 --> 00:34:54.139
a bunch of hay into the gas... The back? The

00:34:54.139 --> 00:34:59.219
gas cap area. So he sticks a bunch of gas in

00:34:59.219 --> 00:35:01.940
it, lights it on fire. Fuel tank, yes. He makes

00:35:01.940 --> 00:35:05.940
a Molotov cocktail. Thing out of the car? Out

00:35:05.940 --> 00:35:08.539
of the car. Okay. So he like loads it with hay

00:35:08.539 --> 00:35:12.039
and then lights it on fire and then the car explodes.

00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:14.599
Dylan McDermott finds out and then he's just

00:35:14.599 --> 00:35:18.460
biking away as this car is exploding in the background.

00:35:18.900 --> 00:35:21.559
How is this not picked up for theatrical release?

00:35:21.739 --> 00:35:28.059
Oh my God. It was amazing. Yep. Okay. You said

00:35:28.059 --> 00:35:30.460
Dylan McDermott is trying. Dylan McDermott's

00:35:30.460 --> 00:35:33.239
trying. Is there anybody else trying? JT, it's

00:35:33.239 --> 00:35:36.239
his first movie. I don't know if it's his very

00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:39.539
first, but it's pretty early on. And you can

00:35:39.539 --> 00:35:42.260
tell. And he's going up against Morgan Freeman,

00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:44.539
Kevin Spacey. As much as we don't like Kevin

00:35:44.539 --> 00:35:50.769
Spacey, Kevin Spacey. yeah whatever yeah so we're

00:35:50.769 --> 00:35:52.750
the elephant in the room is that you know whatever

00:35:52.750 --> 00:35:56.429
like and like justin timberlake's gotten better

00:35:56.429 --> 00:35:58.829
yes oh that's true but this is pretty early this

00:35:58.829 --> 00:36:01.869
is pretty early on yeah like the rock and that's

00:36:01.869 --> 00:36:03.329
what i was gonna say yeah like scorpion king

00:36:03.329 --> 00:36:05.150
yeah well i'm a champion king but i would even

00:36:05.150 --> 00:36:07.889
say fast five honestly like his first appearance

00:36:07.889 --> 00:36:10.550
is not it's not yeah yeah it's not like i'm not

00:36:10.550 --> 00:36:13.000
sure it's in that movie but His acting is considerably

00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:16.719
better in Jumanji versus Fast Five. He's also

00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:19.079
a little slutty in Fast Five. Yeah, well, that's

00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:22.420
true, too. I don't feel like it was a direction

00:36:22.420 --> 00:36:24.800
change. Was it Fast Five or Fast Six with the

00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:27.500
cast? Where he just breaks it. That's fast six.

00:36:27.500 --> 00:36:30.440
That's fast six. Because he puts him there. Yeah,

00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:32.539
yeah, yeah. And then he breaks it out. Yeah,

00:36:32.619 --> 00:36:34.300
okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is a pretty sick

00:36:34.300 --> 00:36:36.199
moment. That is a pretty sick moment. Oh, that

00:36:36.199 --> 00:36:39.079
was amazing. Yeah, yeah. That's the perfect kind

00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:41.599
of dumb badass, you know? All right, so we go

00:36:41.599 --> 00:36:45.579
back to Frat. We go back to Frat. None of the

00:36:45.579 --> 00:36:48.579
people in Frat are married. Everybody sees it

00:36:48.579 --> 00:36:52.340
as a weakness. So the fact that LL Cool J proposed

00:36:52.340 --> 00:36:56.329
is a weakness. I think it also just means that

00:36:56.329 --> 00:36:58.489
now we have another. Well, no, it's not a weakness.

00:36:58.590 --> 00:37:01.429
It's liability. Yeah, we have. We have. OK, yeah,

00:37:01.449 --> 00:37:02.829
yeah, yeah. It's a loose end. You can't have

00:37:02.829 --> 00:37:06.610
a family. Yeah, exactly. I got it. I will kill

00:37:06.610 --> 00:37:09.090
you with a moment's notice. Yeah. Oh, I also

00:37:09.090 --> 00:37:10.550
have to include at this point because it was

00:37:10.550 --> 00:37:12.610
like doing like it was flipping between scenes.

00:37:12.889 --> 00:37:15.269
So as like they were talking about the fact that

00:37:15.269 --> 00:37:18.190
LL Cool J is proposed is weakness. They also

00:37:18.190 --> 00:37:23.210
flash to Moses telling Pollack. He told him earlier,

00:37:23.329 --> 00:37:25.230
like, you started the story, you have to follow

00:37:25.230 --> 00:37:28.130
it through to the end. Now he's like, you know,

00:37:28.150 --> 00:37:30.050
you can walk away. If it's getting too dangerous

00:37:30.050 --> 00:37:32.269
for you or your girlfriend, you can walk away.

00:37:32.949 --> 00:37:36.130
And, like, everybody's like, what? Like, no.

00:37:36.230 --> 00:37:38.489
Yeah, what? I'm only this far down because you

00:37:38.489 --> 00:37:40.849
told me to go this far down. Right. So now we

00:37:40.849 --> 00:37:43.289
need something for John Heard to do. Yeah, he's

00:37:43.289 --> 00:37:45.610
in this. Yes. John Heard is the leader of FRAT.

00:37:46.250 --> 00:37:50.610
He is a public face. He is like the schmoozer,

00:37:50.750 --> 00:37:53.710
you know. He's close with the mayor where it's

00:37:53.710 --> 00:37:55.989
just kind of like, oh, mayor, like, thank you

00:37:55.989 --> 00:37:58.469
for this unit. Like, we really appreciate you

00:37:58.469 --> 00:38:01.769
and everything like that. We'll keep the streets

00:38:01.769 --> 00:38:03.909
safe for you and your Better Edison campaign

00:38:03.909 --> 00:38:08.809
and everything like that. So basically, because

00:38:08.809 --> 00:38:11.369
of the Piper Parabo situation, it made front

00:38:11.369 --> 00:38:15.929
news of the Jewish paper. And everybody was catching

00:38:15.929 --> 00:38:19.389
on because the fact that she was beaten out of

00:38:19.389 --> 00:38:22.769
nowhere. And like, this is a true tragedy. It's

00:38:22.769 --> 00:38:24.530
looking bad on the mayor, that kind of stuff.

00:38:25.750 --> 00:38:28.829
John heard knows that Dylan McDermott did it.

00:38:29.070 --> 00:38:31.170
And it's just like, all right, Dylan, you're

00:38:31.170 --> 00:38:34.550
desk bound because of your transgressions. You

00:38:34.550 --> 00:38:37.050
should have known. Okay. Like she didn't need

00:38:37.050 --> 00:38:39.449
to be touched. You just attack Pollock. Not too

00:38:39.449 --> 00:38:44.440
far. Yeah, exactly. You went too far. The camera

00:38:44.440 --> 00:38:47.860
angles on the scene were like up at Dylan's face

00:38:47.860 --> 00:38:50.300
and like down at John Heard's face. It was like

00:38:50.300 --> 00:38:57.280
all over the place. It was not great. We were

00:38:57.280 --> 00:39:01.420
trying to figure out if frat has connections

00:39:01.420 --> 00:39:03.940
everywhere because LL Cool J is able to walk

00:39:03.940 --> 00:39:05.619
in this restaurant to talk to Pollock and was

00:39:05.619 --> 00:39:08.219
just like. And all these people left the tables.

00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:11.940
It's just like a randomly selected bar that JT

00:39:11.940 --> 00:39:13.739
chose. And all of a sudden he's just able to

00:39:13.739 --> 00:39:17.260
like clear it out. Gone. So they're able to talk.

00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:21.219
LL is on board. He is going to work with Pollock

00:39:21.219 --> 00:39:24.780
slash JT. All right. At least a little bit. Oh,

00:39:24.780 --> 00:39:28.199
Muljay. We learn from LL. I don't know why that

00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:35.460
got me. Okay. We learn from LL Muljay that the

00:39:35.460 --> 00:39:38.280
courts are corrupt. The mayor is corrupt. And

00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:40.860
officially, the cops are corrupt. He's officially

00:39:40.860 --> 00:39:46.019
admitted it. Yes. And Carrie, no. So they're

00:39:46.019 --> 00:39:48.179
kind of like learning. He learns all the stuff

00:39:48.179 --> 00:39:50.769
about it. They go their separate ways after a

00:39:50.769 --> 00:39:56.050
while. Dylan McDermott, basically, when he gets

00:39:56.050 --> 00:39:57.610
back to the office, is like, I know what you

00:39:57.610 --> 00:40:02.110
told him. Stitches get snitches. What's that?

00:40:02.489 --> 00:40:05.090
Stitches get snitches. Yes. Stitches get snitches.

00:40:05.090 --> 00:40:09.190
He says that verbatim. Verbatim. Yes. Stitches

00:40:09.190 --> 00:40:12.449
get snitches. So he threatens LL Cool J and is

00:40:12.449 --> 00:40:15.800
just like, you know. I brought you into frat,

00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:18.139
blah, blah, blah. And wouldn't it be a shame

00:40:18.139 --> 00:40:21.599
if your pretty little thing got injured? Fist

00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:25.059
fight. Oh, yeah. They are taking it out at the

00:40:25.059 --> 00:40:28.859
frat office, including some things like. Dylan

00:40:28.859 --> 00:40:30.159
McDermott – because I'm looking at these two

00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:32.280
going, oh, Cool J is winning this. I'm sorry.

00:40:32.400 --> 00:40:34.920
You know, Dylan McDermott. Well, Dylan McDermott

00:40:34.920 --> 00:40:38.340
for his like contributions is using items. So

00:40:38.340 --> 00:40:40.260
like he grabs a phone and just like bashes them

00:40:40.260 --> 00:40:43.079
upside down. He has an inventory. Yeah. No, but

00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:44.739
like they're like fighting in the office and

00:40:44.739 --> 00:40:47.760
like he like grabs the phone and like smashes

00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:50.400
them against the head. He grabs a stapler. It's

00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.139
funny you bring this up. He grabs a stapler and

00:40:52.139 --> 00:40:55.510
staples them in the neck. And, like, it's...

00:40:55.510 --> 00:40:59.909
There's your R. Yeah, it is brutal. Does LL get,

00:40:59.989 --> 00:41:02.309
like, a scissor? Well, there's... And then there's

00:41:02.309 --> 00:41:05.730
a final point where it's, like, they're... Dylan's

00:41:05.730 --> 00:41:08.590
up against the wall. LL Cool J is, like, about

00:41:08.590 --> 00:41:10.869
to, like, punch his lights out. And Dylan flips

00:41:10.869 --> 00:41:14.489
out a knife. And we're just like, oh, shit. It's

00:41:14.489 --> 00:41:20.090
on now. And then... Boom! Gunshot. John Heard

00:41:20.090 --> 00:41:23.070
has fired a shot and killed... Dylan McDermott.

00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:26.650
What? Straight through the head, like. He's dead?

00:41:26.949 --> 00:41:29.809
He's dead. How much is left of this movie? 30

00:41:29.809 --> 00:41:32.750
minutes, maybe. That's our cat, if that's getting

00:41:32.750 --> 00:41:36.949
picked up in the background. Got a box. Got to

00:41:36.949 --> 00:41:38.909
sit in it. Yeah. Maybe she's eating it. Chew

00:41:38.909 --> 00:41:41.989
on it, yeah. So, Dylan McDermott is shot in the

00:41:41.989 --> 00:41:45.389
head, and literally, my jaw drops. I am actually

00:41:45.389 --> 00:41:48.670
like, oh, shit. Oh, wow. All right. Okay, movie.

00:41:51.960 --> 00:41:55.159
And so this is the thing I have said at this

00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:57.599
point in the movie. This movie must have a miserable

00:41:57.599 --> 00:41:59.980
finale because so far it's been pretty decent.

00:42:00.059 --> 00:42:03.300
Not great, but not nearly as horrible as I expected

00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:06.320
from these Rotten Tomatoes. I'm also drunk. Yeah.

00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:08.760
Because I was probably six deep at this point.

00:42:09.019 --> 00:42:12.059
Okay, sure. But like also, so far what you told

00:42:12.059 --> 00:42:14.119
me about this movie is that like, yeah, it's

00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:17.719
a by the numbers. Right. It's not a great movie.

00:42:17.940 --> 00:42:21.389
No. It's not meant to be. No. But. It's not anything

00:42:21.389 --> 00:42:24.050
so far off the page that you're just like, yeah.

00:42:24.250 --> 00:42:26.570
That nobody picked this up to play theaters for

00:42:26.570 --> 00:42:28.730
even in February or something like that. Nothing.

00:42:28.849 --> 00:42:33.510
Yeah. Yeah. So LL Cool J calls JT to have him

00:42:33.510 --> 00:42:37.590
help him with something. The body? No. Because

00:42:37.590 --> 00:42:39.889
they get rid of Dylan. Basically, the mayor is

00:42:39.889 --> 00:42:41.750
freaking out because he has a body outside his

00:42:41.750 --> 00:42:44.469
office because the mayor works in the same building

00:42:44.469 --> 00:42:46.909
as frat, apparently, which is something entirely

00:42:46.909 --> 00:42:49.449
different. He's yelling at Wallace, played by

00:42:49.449 --> 00:42:52.369
Kevin Spacey, just like, there's a fucking body

00:42:52.369 --> 00:42:55.110
outside. Like, this is not good for my campaign.

00:42:55.369 --> 00:42:57.610
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, just

00:42:57.610 --> 00:43:00.070
caring about the important things, not the fact

00:43:00.070 --> 00:43:03.710
that there's a dead man outside. So LL Cool J

00:43:03.710 --> 00:43:07.309
calls JT and is just like, look, we need to talk.

00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:10.599
come to the courthouse like we're gonna get a

00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:12.519
statement from a courthouse person or something

00:43:12.519 --> 00:43:16.519
like that that's what i thought no they're doing

00:43:16.519 --> 00:43:20.239
a courthouse wedding and jt is the witness basically

00:43:20.239 --> 00:43:22.800
ll cool j has decided like he doesn't know what's

00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:24.519
going to happen he wants to make sure they're

00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:27.599
married like get it done quick because then she

00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:29.599
can start getting his benefits that kind of stuff

00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.519
just in case this goes south And JT becomes a

00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:34.360
witness. And he's like, what the fuck? Why am

00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.860
I your witness? Don't you have any friends? Yeah,

00:43:36.900 --> 00:43:42.219
right. Exactly. And so I put at this point, I

00:43:42.219 --> 00:43:44.500
will say losing Dylan McDermott has lost an aspect

00:43:44.500 --> 00:43:48.900
because the guy stepping up to take on LL, this

00:43:48.900 --> 00:43:51.739
random Asian dude that's going to become the

00:43:51.739 --> 00:43:55.880
villain. Yes. He's nowhere near as charismatic.

00:43:57.380 --> 00:43:59.800
Kind of. He's just the next in command. They

00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:02.480
don't give him anything. He's just not nearly

00:44:02.480 --> 00:44:07.139
as charismatic or anything like that. So basically,

00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:10.539
Frat is going to try to kill Justin Timberlake.

00:44:11.239 --> 00:44:14.360
And they're going to all put the blame on Dylan

00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:16.739
McDermott. And just be like, look, this reporter,

00:44:16.960 --> 00:44:19.440
he was killed by this guy. When we caught on,

00:44:19.579 --> 00:44:21.559
we shot him and killed him. We're also going

00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:24.380
to kill LL Cool J because it's just loose end.

00:44:25.329 --> 00:44:31.750
So they go to like this. Oh, so he goes back

00:44:31.750 --> 00:44:34.630
to his apartment. There's a moment where his

00:44:34.630 --> 00:44:38.050
email goes, you've got mail. And it made me giddy.

00:44:38.630 --> 00:44:42.269
This is J. Tim, right? J. Tim, yes. The email

00:44:42.269 --> 00:44:46.710
is basically all the stuff from Wallace. He writes

00:44:46.710 --> 00:44:50.610
the story. He sends it out to all of the editors

00:44:50.610 --> 00:44:54.860
at all the big newspapers in the town. Police

00:44:54.860 --> 00:44:57.420
is corrupt. Mayor is corrupt. He hired the police

00:44:57.420 --> 00:45:00.280
to basically clean the streets so he can look

00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:07.519
good for his re -election campaign. And the courts

00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:09.960
are corrupt. They control everything. Frat's

00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:13.400
bad. All this stuff. He basically writes a story

00:45:13.400 --> 00:45:15.940
and is just like, okay, cool. I'm going to send

00:45:15.940 --> 00:45:17.980
it to everybody just in case something happens.

00:45:22.049 --> 00:45:24.630
They were in a cabin in the woods and Dylan McDermott

00:45:24.630 --> 00:45:27.849
found them after like two days. Yeah. Yeah. They

00:45:27.849 --> 00:45:30.030
couldn't find him at his own apartment that he's

00:45:30.030 --> 00:45:34.809
been at for like a week. Yeah. And so then like

00:45:34.809 --> 00:45:37.210
they have nobody watching it. Nothing like nothing

00:45:37.210 --> 00:45:40.969
like that. So I was like, OK, whatever. The Asian

00:45:40.969 --> 00:45:43.650
dude who is less charismatic finds Justin Timberlake

00:45:43.650 --> 00:45:47.369
at his apartment. LL Cool J comes out of nowhere,

00:45:47.510 --> 00:45:49.920
luckily to kill him in time. so they're like

00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:53.320
okay we gotta run makes a save makes a save uh

00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:58.340
basically they get to a warehouse where fratless

00:45:58.340 --> 00:46:00.860
like lines up and is just like okay we're going

00:46:00.860 --> 00:46:03.800
to kill him ll you can't do this like we're gonna

00:46:03.800 --> 00:46:06.219
we're gonna stop him and we're gonna save frat

00:46:06.219 --> 00:46:10.179
and blah blah blah yeah um this shootout finale

00:46:10.179 --> 00:46:15.320
interrupted by a commercial literally there's

00:46:15.320 --> 00:46:17.039
five minutes left in the movie at this point

00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:21.059
yeah what was the commercial for one of the movies

00:46:21.059 --> 00:46:24.579
on voodoo i think it was spencer oh the diana

00:46:24.579 --> 00:46:27.539
yeah like spencer's now on voodoo check it out

00:46:27.539 --> 00:46:32.179
blah blah um okay we get back to the movie uh

00:46:32.179 --> 00:46:36.400
there's like they they get into the warehouse

00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:38.960
they're hiding behind pillars ella cool jason's

00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:44.300
like i'm gonna help you blah blah blah sorry

00:46:44.300 --> 00:46:52.019
you're good Sophie. Sophie, we're almost done.

00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:55.099
I promise. I know you don't like this movie,

00:46:55.179 --> 00:46:57.199
but I promise it's almost done. She's just so

00:46:57.199 --> 00:47:01.219
emotional about the transgressions that the frat.

00:47:01.449 --> 00:47:04.230
The frat. Has been making on the city of Edison.

00:47:04.369 --> 00:47:07.570
So they're hiding behind pillars. These pillars,

00:47:07.610 --> 00:47:10.489
like, obviously have CGI bullet holes in them.

00:47:10.590 --> 00:47:12.909
Oh, God. Because it's just, like, poorly cut

00:47:12.909 --> 00:47:15.969
out almost. 2006 textures plastered on the buildings.

00:47:16.090 --> 00:47:18.929
Yeah. Yeah. They could have done, like. No, all

00:47:18.929 --> 00:47:20.869
the budget went to paying more agreement. Yeah,

00:47:20.869 --> 00:47:22.809
right. I guess. Yeah, right. Almost probably,

00:47:23.050 --> 00:47:24.769
yeah. But I think they could have still blown

00:47:24.769 --> 00:47:27.110
up a pillar, you know, with bullet holes. Like,

00:47:27.110 --> 00:47:31.860
fake practical effects or something. Yeah. I

00:47:31.860 --> 00:47:33.400
don't know if we're going to pick you up sniffing

00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:35.739
the microphone. If she's praying real loudly,

00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:37.579
it's going to hear. Yeah, right. But I don't

00:47:37.579 --> 00:47:43.360
hear her from here, so I think we're okay. I'm

00:47:43.360 --> 00:47:45.619
watching you. Do you need me to move her? I don't

00:47:45.619 --> 00:47:48.420
know what you're doing. I can banish her to the

00:47:48.420 --> 00:47:53.000
shadow realm. Come here. Let's be friends. Let's

00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:59.760
be friends. Yeah, let's be friends. Okay. So...

00:48:00.279 --> 00:48:02.099
Basically, they're pinned down behind these pillars.

00:48:03.119 --> 00:48:04.920
We're like, what the hell is going to happen?

00:48:05.800 --> 00:48:09.440
There's no way these two, a reporter who doesn't

00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:12.940
shoot things and LL Cool J are going to be able

00:48:12.940 --> 00:48:17.659
to take down all of frat. Fucker. yeah i was

00:48:17.659 --> 00:48:20.380
about to say like she's having fun give her an

00:48:20.380 --> 00:48:22.460
inch she gives she gets yeah she was having fun

00:48:22.460 --> 00:48:26.000
yeah no apologies you're good no worries i'm

00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:27.719
just gonna have to cover a little bit of it out

00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:29.739
so i'll probably just restart that line yeah

00:48:29.739 --> 00:48:32.340
you okay do you need a medic oh yeah no i'm fine

00:48:32.340 --> 00:48:35.739
no she was fine she was a buddy yeah i know but

00:48:35.739 --> 00:48:38.420
yeah i love her bites me all the time yeah okay

00:48:38.420 --> 00:48:46.260
and up we go Keep going. Okay. All right. So

00:48:46.260 --> 00:48:47.940
they're pinned behind these pillars. You're just

00:48:47.940 --> 00:48:49.860
like, okay, this reporter who's never shot anybody

00:48:49.860 --> 00:48:52.840
and LL Cool J, the rookie member of frat are

00:48:52.840 --> 00:48:55.079
not going to be able to take on a whole police

00:48:55.079 --> 00:48:58.440
force. Yeah. But then I don't know where it came

00:48:58.440 --> 00:49:01.760
from. I think he had it the whole time. LL Cool

00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:05.920
J pulls out a flamethrower. Oh, okay. Wait, wait,

00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:10.219
what? Obvious CGI of the flames, but a flamethrower.

00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:12.940
Sure, sure. I don't understand. Did he have a

00:49:12.940 --> 00:49:16.380
jacket on or something? It's a two -handed weapon

00:49:16.380 --> 00:49:18.960
with a pretty significant... Like it's a backpack

00:49:18.960 --> 00:49:25.340
and then like a... Oh, okay. Yeah. One does not

00:49:25.340 --> 00:49:28.320
just casually pull that out of nothing. It doesn't

00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:29.860
come out of nothing. Where did it come from?

00:49:29.980 --> 00:49:31.860
I don't know. It's not a 9mm pistol you have

00:49:31.860 --> 00:49:34.980
in a concealed carry. Are you hiding it in your

00:49:34.980 --> 00:49:39.079
boot? Yes, right, exactly. Hold on, give me a

00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:41.800
second. I need to hook this up. Right, right,

00:49:41.820 --> 00:49:44.079
right. So he had a flamethrower and just starts

00:49:44.079 --> 00:49:47.420
killing people. One of the people that gets away

00:49:47.420 --> 00:49:50.840
is John Heard. Because of course he does. And

00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:54.800
he finds JT who snuck away. And is holding him

00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:57.480
hostage. You know the whole situation. Human

00:49:57.480 --> 00:50:00.719
shield. Gun at his head. I'm hiding behind. Except

00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:05.320
for he's pretty fairly pronounced. Outside of

00:50:05.320 --> 00:50:08.039
behind him. But that's a different story. For

00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:13.980
a different time. So. LL Cool J has his normal

00:50:13.980 --> 00:50:16.940
gun now. He's killed all the rest of frat. Besides

00:50:16.940 --> 00:50:23.079
John Heard. Yes. You call it. crime brulee i

00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:26.159
call it crime brulee like that's what he's done

00:50:26.159 --> 00:50:29.980
i can't take credit for that one okay yes crime

00:50:29.980 --> 00:50:36.119
brulee he is crime brulee to everybody um jt

00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:38.760
is like in the hostage position ll cool j is

00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:42.300
just like duck and of course he ducks and he's

00:50:42.300 --> 00:50:44.539
able to shoot him right between the eyes which

00:50:44.539 --> 00:50:47.199
were not very hard to do because he was like

00:50:47.199 --> 00:50:50.670
like i said JT was like here and he was very

00:50:50.670 --> 00:50:52.130
pronounced behind him. You could have shot him

00:50:52.130 --> 00:50:54.909
in the heart, the head. Wide open. Yeah. It wasn't

00:50:54.909 --> 00:50:57.730
a good hostage situation. Was any hostage situation

00:50:57.730 --> 00:51:02.389
a good hostage situation? No. Well, JT and LL

00:51:02.389 --> 00:51:05.650
are talking about it afterwards and LL says to

00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:10.449
him, keep your door locked, kid. That's the line.

00:51:10.610 --> 00:51:13.750
I have quotes on it and everything. The mayor

00:51:13.750 --> 00:51:16.190
comes by because he wants to see what's happening,

00:51:16.289 --> 00:51:19.659
of course. Yeah. And his town. Right. Exactly.

00:51:19.659 --> 00:51:21.619
And he's thinking he's screwed. The jig is up.

00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:27.280
He wants to find what's happening. The reporters

00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:31.000
and Wallace all decide, basically, we don't have

00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:34.820
the funds to take him on. So there's no proof

00:51:34.820 --> 00:51:38.550
you did anything there. Just let him go. Cause

00:51:38.550 --> 00:51:41.329
he is trying to make Edison better, even though

00:51:41.329 --> 00:51:43.070
he was like corrupt and everything like that.

00:51:43.210 --> 00:51:45.650
So the mayor lives to see another day with no

00:51:45.650 --> 00:51:50.469
repercussions whatsoever. LL Cool J goes to his

00:51:50.469 --> 00:51:59.210
fiance. JT is able to see Piper after her coma.

00:51:59.789 --> 00:52:03.289
Everybody lives happily ever after. End of movie.

00:52:04.210 --> 00:52:07.780
Okay. They print his story. Frat is done. Frat's

00:52:07.780 --> 00:52:12.519
done. LL gets back. There's no more corrupt policemen

00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:15.480
in Edison anymore. LL gets to join the regular

00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:18.019
police force again. Oh, it's not corrupt? It's

00:52:18.019 --> 00:52:20.880
a good old honest cop. It's not the corrupt unit,

00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:24.679
we'll say. Okay. We don't know anything else.

00:52:24.739 --> 00:52:29.380
Edison 2 did not happen. Right, we couldn't find

00:52:29.380 --> 00:52:32.820
out, you know, if LLBJ tries to take on the systemic

00:52:32.820 --> 00:52:34.300
issues with our police force. Do you just have

00:52:34.300 --> 00:52:36.099
a problem for signing up for corrupted police?

00:52:36.219 --> 00:52:38.719
Uh -huh, yeah. Right, well, exactly. You have

00:52:38.719 --> 00:52:40.900
a problem there. Yeah, so the only people that

00:52:40.900 --> 00:52:43.239
don't get a happy ending are Isaiah and his mom,

00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.659
who died of the stroke. Yep. She died? She dies.

00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:48.659
Confirmed? Yep, confirmed. Damn. Yep. R .I .P.

00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:53.199
Her son was dead, too? Yep. well and crackhead

00:52:53.199 --> 00:52:55.260
too which we didn't know his name but a cousin

00:52:55.260 --> 00:52:58.480
yeah first crackhead cousin crackhead who did

00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:04.019
nothing wrong but sell crack he did nothing wrong

00:53:04.019 --> 00:53:09.340
but sell crack okay yeah okay honestly like what

00:53:09.340 --> 00:53:12.340
you've said about this movie doesn't seem it

00:53:12.340 --> 00:53:16.039
seems bad but does not seem osami this is not

00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:20.940
osami this is not exactly right so I'll be honest.

00:53:21.219 --> 00:53:23.659
Like I said, I was like six deep in this movie.

00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:26.880
Yeah, sure. I enjoyed it way more than I thought

00:53:26.880 --> 00:53:30.400
I would. It is not a good movie. Yeah. The talent

00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:34.239
definitely raised the script. The script's not

00:53:34.239 --> 00:53:37.860
great. Yeah. No. The dialogue is goofy and everything

00:53:37.860 --> 00:53:40.800
like that. The dance club proposal was ridiculous

00:53:40.800 --> 00:53:45.460
out of nowhere. So, overall... I know you guys

00:53:45.460 --> 00:53:48.159
are wondering, what's my rating for a movie that

00:53:48.159 --> 00:53:53.480
I say is not that bad? Okay. You say two. I think

00:53:53.480 --> 00:53:56.039
it's a 1 .5. If I were to judge from what you've

00:53:56.039 --> 00:53:59.480
said so far, I think it's like a 1 .75. No more

00:53:59.480 --> 00:54:01.730
of these stupid half numbers. Jill is right.

00:54:01.809 --> 00:54:06.050
It is a two. Wow. Yeah. Two out of five hostage

00:54:06.050 --> 00:54:08.090
situations where you just shoot them in the shoulder.

00:54:08.250 --> 00:54:11.909
Yeah. Classic. Yeah. Hostage resolution. They

00:54:11.909 --> 00:54:14.349
teach that at the FBI. Mind you, this was like

00:54:14.349 --> 00:54:16.989
a teenage girl that just got shot through the

00:54:16.989 --> 00:54:18.989
shoulder. Yep. Casually. Yeah, casually. It's

00:54:18.989 --> 00:54:20.750
not like they shot her leg. Her damn career is

00:54:20.750 --> 00:54:23.389
fine. This might be the highest rated bad movie

00:54:23.389 --> 00:54:25.630
we've had. I'm trying to remember where Fantasy

00:54:25.630 --> 00:54:28.090
Island is. Where did Killa Sofa land? I don't

00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:30.179
know. I think I gave it a 2 .5. I was just going

00:54:30.179 --> 00:54:31.679
to say, I think Killer Sofa is the winner still.

00:54:31.880 --> 00:54:33.760
Killer Sofa is probably the best movie I've seen.

00:54:33.940 --> 00:54:36.659
For sure. Yeah. It's just because I love Jeff

00:54:36.659 --> 00:54:40.480
Roffy. No, no, no. For a bad movie, that was

00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:43.900
exactly what it was. For this movie, it was pretty

00:54:43.900 --> 00:54:45.849
good. decent like it's not a great movie i'm

00:54:45.849 --> 00:54:47.869
not saying go out and see it immediately but

00:54:47.869 --> 00:54:50.570
for free if you're bored yeah if you're bored

00:54:50.570 --> 00:54:52.949
you want to text well i'm kind of shocked that

00:54:52.949 --> 00:54:55.610
it didn't get picked up by somebody to even even

00:54:55.610 --> 00:54:57.710
just to fill in i'm not saying it's gonna be

00:54:57.710 --> 00:54:59.969
a summer blockbuster but like just to fill in

00:54:59.969 --> 00:55:02.630
yeah you're exactly right like a february schedule

00:55:02.630 --> 00:55:04.730
movie this probably would have done fine yeah

00:55:04.730 --> 00:55:07.190
like it i don't know kind of like uncharted yeah

00:55:07.190 --> 00:55:10.860
well and i will say so what's tricky about rotten

00:55:10.860 --> 00:55:12.800
tomatoes and why i don't like using it but it's

00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:15.739
the only real thing we have to use it had eight

00:55:15.739 --> 00:55:19.860
critics reviews and like five thousand plus like

00:55:19.860 --> 00:55:22.099
audience reviews which is not huge that's not

00:55:22.099 --> 00:55:24.340
huge though yeah and a lot of what people have

00:55:24.340 --> 00:55:26.380
been saying is just like it's better than i thought

00:55:26.380 --> 00:55:28.619
it would be you know and like sure sure yeah

00:55:28.619 --> 00:55:32.579
fine yeah yeah um so i give it a two out of five

00:55:32.579 --> 00:55:36.300
yeah yeah i already said that never mind um but

00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:40.920
yeah uh what did um Oh my god. What's his name?

00:55:41.900 --> 00:55:45.639
Dude from Foo Fighters. Dave Grohl. What did

00:55:45.639 --> 00:55:47.199
Dave Grohl say when he was on Smart List? Not

00:55:47.199 --> 00:55:49.179
everything has to be imagined. Not every science

00:55:49.179 --> 00:55:52.340
be imagined. Not every movie needs to be Titanic.

00:55:53.219 --> 00:55:55.179
Speaking of Dave Grohl, I can't wait for Studio

00:55:55.179 --> 00:55:58.940
666. I'm going to check that out. It's 82 % on

00:55:58.940 --> 00:56:01.159
audience critics. His episode of Hot Wheels is

00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:05.159
a riot. I highly recommend it. I think the critics

00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:08.139
score is a little down on Studio 666, but the

00:56:08.139 --> 00:56:12.079
audience score is like 81%. that movie not for

00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:14.400
I don't know it was not for critics I like no

00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:17.800
okay they made a movie yeah I like I like watching

00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:20.860
movies that that have that have disagreements

00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:23.199
on both scales right yeah right I feel like when

00:56:24.199 --> 00:56:26.659
If there's a movie that has a really high critic

00:56:26.659 --> 00:56:28.719
score, a really low audience score, I really

00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:31.000
want to see that movie. I would say Green Knight's

00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:32.900
probably the most recent example of that. It's

00:56:32.900 --> 00:56:34.280
a good one. I would imagine that. The critics

00:56:34.280 --> 00:56:36.260
liked it, but the audience didn't. Yeah. And

00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:38.079
then, obviously, the inverse, where it's like,

00:56:38.179 --> 00:56:41.480
okay, yes, this is not going to be a critic darling.

00:56:41.619 --> 00:56:43.000
They're not going for the Oscars on this one.

00:56:43.079 --> 00:56:45.889
Right. It's good fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It'll

00:56:45.889 --> 00:56:49.389
be interesting to see what Studio 666 does. It's

00:56:49.389 --> 00:56:52.849
not like schlocky horror films are usually a

00:56:52.849 --> 00:56:55.849
good time. I think it's going to beat its production

00:56:55.849 --> 00:56:59.050
budget. I think it will. And that's what I'm

00:56:59.050 --> 00:57:01.190
curious about. Is it going to like kill its production

00:57:01.190 --> 00:57:04.110
budget or is it just going to be fade into obscurity?

00:57:04.750 --> 00:57:09.289
I don't know. I think I also think that. hopefully

00:57:09.289 --> 00:57:10.469
they didn't i don't know what the production

00:57:10.469 --> 00:57:13.170
budget is um because they were already like renting

00:57:13.170 --> 00:57:15.969
out the house to record an album i think right

00:57:15.969 --> 00:57:18.130
so i don't think they have yeah so that might

00:57:18.130 --> 00:57:20.329
have been ruled into the the budget and then

00:57:20.329 --> 00:57:22.389
i don't know how they shot it who directed it

00:57:22.389 --> 00:57:24.869
right who wrote it and like i mean the band themselves

00:57:24.869 --> 00:57:27.670
are the actors so like hopefully this is not

00:57:27.670 --> 00:57:30.190
you know a 20 million dollar film right it's

00:57:30.190 --> 00:57:32.969
more like five million dollar film speaking of

00:57:32.969 --> 00:57:36.110
budgets You want to learn Edison's budget. It

00:57:36.110 --> 00:57:38.889
had to be pretty high. It had to be somewhat

00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:41.949
substantial. Or they wrote a bunch of people

00:57:41.949 --> 00:57:44.329
in on contracts for CEO contracts. Kevin Spacey

00:57:44.329 --> 00:57:47.289
are going to have big salaries. At this point,

00:57:47.309 --> 00:57:49.210
yes. Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey would both

00:57:49.210 --> 00:57:51.590
have a big salary. Williams would have done it

00:57:51.590 --> 00:57:54.030
for relatively cheap. J. Tim? J. Tim I don't

00:57:54.030 --> 00:57:55.670
think would have because he was relatively new.

00:57:56.429 --> 00:57:59.230
He brought sexy back at this point. Yeah, right.

00:57:59.369 --> 00:58:01.110
Sexy was already brought back at this point.

00:58:01.110 --> 00:58:04.239
Not necessarily a big career, big act. I don't

00:58:04.239 --> 00:58:06.360
know. That's still a name you use to get butts

00:58:06.360 --> 00:58:12.380
in seats. This is early acting days. Sure. This

00:58:12.380 --> 00:58:15.059
was his first big movie. Okay. The rest of the

00:58:15.059 --> 00:58:17.599
things he'd done had basically been music videos.

00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:19.780
Yeah, that's true. I said Carrie Louise would

00:58:19.780 --> 00:58:21.019
have been relatively inexpensive. What's the

00:58:21.019 --> 00:58:22.519
budget give me then? His career was on a downturn.

00:58:22.760 --> 00:58:26.119
So the overseas gross, because there wasn't a

00:58:26.119 --> 00:58:28.500
domestic gross. That's not the budget, but okay.

00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:30.360
I know. I'm getting to the budget. Don't worry.

00:58:30.639 --> 00:58:36.280
I got to go the opposite way. $4 ,143 ,414. Keep

00:58:36.280 --> 00:58:38.599
in mind that this is because it wasn't released

00:58:38.599 --> 00:58:41.179
in theaters. It just went straight to DVD. Yes.

00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:45.260
That was international. Yep. Budget? Yep. $37

00:58:45.260 --> 00:58:48.880
,000 ,000. Okay. Damn. I was going to say $40

00:58:48.880 --> 00:58:50.139
,000. That's a little cheaper than I thought.

00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.039
I would have thought like $40 ,000, $45 ,000.

00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:55.760
Yeah, somewhere in there. And not most of it.

00:58:55.820 --> 00:58:59.559
And the 2006 money. Yeah. Yeah. I wish they would

00:58:59.559 --> 00:59:01.559
have spent a little more on CGI for the flamethrower.

00:59:01.619 --> 00:59:03.960
Sure, right. Or just get a real flamethrower.

00:59:04.260 --> 00:59:06.380
Yeah. Or explain where the main flamethrower

00:59:06.380 --> 00:59:09.139
comes from. Yes, exactly. But yeah, so that would

00:59:09.139 --> 00:59:13.889
be Edison. Cool. Not electrifying. Not electrifying.

00:59:13.989 --> 00:59:16.869
No, I can't wait until Tesla comes out. The sequel.

00:59:17.409 --> 00:59:20.469
The unofficial sequel. The town of Tesla. The

00:59:20.469 --> 00:59:22.349
town of Tesla, which is corrupt. Sorority is

00:59:22.349 --> 00:59:24.869
going to be a harder acronym to figure out. Sorority.

00:59:24.909 --> 00:59:28.150
Oh, my God. Maybe it's Greek. No, they're just

00:59:28.150 --> 00:59:31.829
calling it Sal. Yeah. Well, there's five of them.

00:59:32.030 --> 00:59:40.599
Squad of rebellious order rioters. integration

00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:51.480
tactical service oh why integral tactical yesterday

00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:56.639
there you go you got it yeah perfect done we

00:59:56.639 --> 00:59:59.199
need to make more bad analogies on this or bad

00:59:59.199 --> 01:00:03.889
yeah BAMP was still good, though. I want to make

01:00:03.889 --> 01:00:07.010
that movie. Vehicular and Manslaughter Patrol.

01:00:07.309 --> 01:00:11.449
Patrol. Well, so that'll do it for this bad movie

01:00:11.449 --> 01:00:14.449
episode of Game for a Movie, where we ask, are

01:00:14.449 --> 01:00:17.090
you game for a movie? Shout out to Chasing Enlightenment

01:00:17.090 --> 01:00:19.630
Podcast. I guessed it right. I've been your host,

01:00:19.690 --> 01:00:22.869
Mike. I've been joined by Jill and Andre. We

01:00:22.869 --> 01:00:25.110
will see you next time on Game for a Movie, which

01:00:25.110 --> 01:00:27.489
we've already recorded. Yay! See you guys.