Ooh, Chris. Okay, okay. You know what that sound
means? It's time for Game for a Movie, where
we ask, are you game for a movie? My name is
Mike. I'll be your host. I am joined by... Jill.
Andre. Look at that. We're in person. This is
great. You could point your finger at us, and
we knew what to do. This is literally the crumb
to the crumb when we're all in person. You can
tell the voice quality, everything like that.
Yep. It is episode 45. We made it. Every 15 episodes.
We're in a midlife crisis. Smack dab in the middle
of it. And look what we watched. It's true. That's
actually a really good point. Every 15 episodes,
we watch a movie together. It's a bad movie.
It is an 8 % on Metacritic. It is a 21 % combined
on Rotten Tomato. What do you mean 20 % combined?
0 % critic score. 21 % fan score. So the fans
are really giving this movie new legs. Yeah,
exactly. So it's what? About an 11 % combined?
The people's champ. 21%. It's legal. It's leaking.
We'll tell you the movie we're watching after
we tell you what we're drinking. Yes. We'll start
with you, Jill. I'm actually drinking something
today. This is exciting. It is exciting. I am
drinking a cider from Artifact called Wild Thing.
It's a craft cider. How fortuitous. given of
the previews of this film that we watched this
is why i love watching the previews on dvds and
blu -rays and even vhs's it's like remember that
time this movie happened i sure didn't but here's
a cheesy commercial so if you didn't watch our
twitter page i actually had this bad movie on
dvd uh it's a long story how i got this on dvd
but it wasn't that long when you told us it was
a sentence it is probably a long story though
if i actually think about the reasoning behind
it but i don't care enough to share do you want
me to share no yeah sure all right i went to
school in fort worth texas and there was a blockbuster
when i was going to school there for college
That blockbuster went out of business. As they
do. As they do. I decided to get a bunch of movies
there because I had 40 bucks, whatever I spent
there. Literally 40 bucks and I got probably
20 movies. There you go. One of the movies that
came out of this is my favorite bad movie of
all time called The Tournament. It's not great,
but it has Bing Rames and it has Kelly Zhu. I
think I'm pronouncing that right. X -U. Who was
the lady Deathstroke in x -men 2? Okay. Yeah.
Yeah It has been both and it also has Robert
Carlyle Yes, it is a very good movie. I actually
really love it. It's stupid. I'm not going to
say go watch it, but it is one of my favorite
bad movies I got for $3 from Closing Blockbuster.
I respect that. $3 is a great deal. Exactly.
And one of the other movies I bought from this
Closing Blockbuster, which says $9 .99, which
I can't believe I said that. I was about to say,
did you actually spend? So this was not a fourth
of your haul. It could not have been. I don't
think so. Okay. I do not think so. Like I said,
it was a Closing Blockbuster. Yeah. So I got
to imagine it was in the purchase section. section
with like a sticker on it yeah they just chucked
it that probably was like a dollar exactly yes
i gotta imagine i didn't spend that much money
for it so but a preview for this was wild things
foursome yes which is definitely not the scene
i didn't even know there was a sequel to wild
things there's two sequels yes right yeah there
are not only did i not i did not know they made
another wild things they made two other wild
things It might, like, I should, I'm going to
look this up right now. Is it actually the fourth
movie? Is it a quadrility or a quadrilogy? I
don't think it's the fourth movie. Quadrilogy.
I think it's. Well, because, like, you know.
I don't know if I like the term quadrilogy. It
doesn't sound sexy. It doesn't. No. That's why
they didn't call it the vital. That's why it's
foursome. Yeah, that's why it's foursome and
not. You know why? Because the foursome is sexy.
Three -somes are so last year. Wild Things Foursome
is, I think, Wild Things Four. Wow. So they were
not creative. So the third one, I guess, is called.
Diamonds in the Rough. Okay. Diamonds in the
Rough. So you got Wild Things, Wild Things 2,
Wild Things, Diamond in the Rough, and then Wild
Things 4. Can we just talk about the cast for
the first one? Because I just pulled it up. Yeah,
oh no, it's crazy. Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon,
Denise Richards, and Neve Campbell. Yeah. And
there's some threesomes in that movie. Yeah.
What? Yeah. Yeah. All right. What are you drinking?
What am I drinking? Okay, so I'm currently drinking
a Schilling hard cider. I feel like we've given
them a lot of shout -outs, so I want to. It's
a great cider. Glad to have it again. But the
beer that got me through this movie. was Citra
Perfect from Firefly Hollow. I knocked back.
Shout out, Firefly. Firefly, you really pulled
through. You were the best part of this movie
for me, so thank you for that. That's fair. That's
a fair statement all the way around. My drink
currently, because I got a random six -pack,
so there was two beers that got me through the
movie, and I don't remember either of them, but
they were both delicious so far. My beer currently
is Crucial Mass from Counterweight, which is
literally my favorite beer ever. Like that's
like no, as the kids say, no cap. Was this like
your favorite beer? This was my safety blanket.
I knew I was getting this at the end of this
movie. Wow. I saved this in particular. Do you
want a glass for that? I feel like I heard it.
No? No. All right. This is going to be gone.
This is why I have a second beer. Okay. Because
I know this is going to be gone soon. Sure, sure.
I hate to tell you, we're, what, five minutes
into the broadcast, and it's like half. Oh, nice.
I mean, enjoy it, you know? You made it. Congratulations.
We're all here. And we're all drinking local,
I think, right? Massachusetts. Ah, we're at local
enough. That's fine, though. New England. Is
Schilling? Schilling is... oh you're right definitely
new england though yeah i would say we're all
drinking new england what is the state here on
the bar oh my god it's washington this ain't
local at all we're all coastal elites here drinking
from coastal states that's fine it's true okay
to be fair in my defense it's uh it's not what
it says it's going to be I was drinking local
for this movie. The Firefly was, yes, that's
Connecticut. That is Bristol. Counterweight's
Connecticut. You got Massachusetts. That's good
enough. And then my second beer is the Great
Gazoo. It's from Sheeban. Sheeban. Sheeban. Of
the cannoli beer fame. Yes. From our Cosmic Sin.
I'm so sad. Yeah, why? We need to talk about
this. What? Sheeban closed their brewery. No!
They're still distributing, but they're not.
Did they commit a cosmic sin? God damn cosmic
sin. I couldn't help it. You can still buy their
beers. You can still buy their beers. They're
distributing. In fact, I don't think this was
at their brewery when they were there last. So
you can buy the Great Gazoo out there. But they're
closed. You can't go there and have something
on tap. It's so sad to me. Because literally
we went there out of the blue and they had just
redecorated all of it. They redid all of it.
Unfortunate. Whatever. We're not talking about
Sheba in closing. No. We're talking about the
birth that was stuck in my throat there. Well,
we were also talking about the Great Kazoo, because
Andre had some TV history to learn today. Yes,
the Great Kazoo. That's one of those characters
where I obviously recognize him, like, oh, as
the green alien guy from some old cartoon. I
had no idea that he was at all related to the
Flintstones. Jill, you had a great question about
it, though, so can you rephrase the question
for the audience at home? That is the question.
Because I didn't articulate very well the first
time, so I think I'm going to fail at it the
second time. What's worse, the great kazoo showing
up in the Flintstones or the fawns jumping actual
sharks? but my response that was all right yes
the response i had was there's no phrase the
great kazooing there is jumping the shark yeah
and the great kazoo i would assume predates jumping
the shark right significantly yeah okay by 20
years yeah yeah okay which is fair so did the
great kazoo join the flintstones like when they're
like It was the last two seasons. It was the
last two seasons. Okay, how long has that show
run for? A while. Yeah. 14 seasons, maybe? 14?
Okay. And they're like, we need to come up with
it. It's like the baby in Fairly Oddparents.
Yes. Poof. Poof. Yeah. Yeah, and when Timmy,
doesn't Timmy get a female friend? That's actually
true, too. Also true. Wow. Poof was around for
a while. Oh my god. Yeah, you're right. Fairly
Oddparents jumped the shark twice. Remember when
Drake Bell played in it? Okay, six. Wow. How
many years? Over six years. Wow. Okay. Yeah.
166 episodes. I mean, that's decent. The Brady
Bunch brought in a neighbor. Cousin Oliver. Cousin
Oliver. Cousin Oliver. Is that who you're acting
after? No, that is not. I mean, it's not to say
the same thing, but I mean, they try to replace
Kelso in That Somebody Show, right? With some
rando, right? After Topher. Who does Topher Grace
play? He's like the main guy. Yeah. In that Chevy
show. Yeah. He quit the last season. The last
season was somebody random. I do agree with you
there. Probably the last season of Scrubs where
J .D. laughed and everyone was like, new people!
Yes. That's actually probably a - It was med
school. Yeah, it was med school, right. It was
literally called Scrubs Med School. It was supposed
to be a spinoff, but it never took off. Never
spun away. It had Dave Franco. Yeah. Dave Franco!
Yeah. Dave Franco would have been good in this
movie that we watched. No, but I didn't think
I could see Dave Franco being in this movie.
Okay, we should talk about this movie that we're
watching. Yes, we should. And then I want to
follow up with who does Dave Franco play in this
movie in an alternate reality where him and Danny
McBride get their hands on it. Because I will
say Dave Franco is responsible for the worst
movie I've ever seen in theaters and that is
Your Highness. Which I never knew about until
a couple years ago. It was the most terrible
movie I've ever paid money to see. All right,
so the worst movie you've seen in theaters, that's
it? Yeah. You're one. Yeah. You're one. You're
one is the worst movie I've ever seen in theaters.
The worst one I've ever seen is Cats. Thanks,
guys. No problem. Thanks for making me see that.
You knew what you were walking into, at least
on that, right? I didn't even get drunk for that
one. You did it for the pod. You did it for the
pod, and cheers to that. Cheers to that. All
right, so we've skirted around this long enough.
You're right, Joe. We have watched, literally
10 minutes ago. Transylvania. 2009 classic that
was actually filmed in 2007. Yes. It was filmed
in all of 2007, never got released until 2009.
It is directed by the Hillenbrand brothers, which,
let's talk about it right off the bat. I am really
glad that David Hillenbrand and Scott Hillenbrand
put their name all over it. Because they are
not afraid of what this monstrosity was. Mike's
not exaggerating. If you've ever watched The
Room, it's like Tommy Wiseau, director. Tommy
Wiseau, producer. Starring Tommy Wiseau. Tommy
Wiseau, the writer. That's the Hill and Brand.
They had the logo for the Hill and Brand company.
They had a logo in the middle when they did the
credits. Hill and Brand production. Well, isn't
it Hill and Brand production? That's the studio.
Scott and David Hillenbrand director. It was
all over. We were proud of this project. They
were happy with this project. The thing is that
we found or at least I found out at the very
end that this is the final act of a trilogy of
films. Possibly a trilogy. Right? We learned
while looking into the Hillenbrands. It says
right on the DVD box from the visionaries behind
School Days 2. Dorm Days. Dorm Days. Dorm Days
and National Lampoon's Dorm Days 2. But they're
both from National Lampoon. Well, they only said
Dorm Days and National Lampoon. No, National
Lampoon is not responsible for Transylvania.
No, they're not. No, no, no, no, no. But they're
responsible for Dorm Days 1 and 2. No, no. I
think they're only responsible for Dorm Days
2. Because if you look at the box art, and you'll
see, from the creators of Dorm Days and National
Lampoon's Dorm Days 2. Yes. And note to the audio
-only listeners right now, which is everybody,
Dorm Days is spelled, the days part is spelled
like D -A -Z -E, you know, because they're in
a daze. Where we're trying to go with all of
this is that we have unintentionally stumbled
into the conclusion of a three -part series.
Right. Starting, I guess, with Dorm Days, followed
up with Dorm Days 2, which introduced a whole
host of characters, and then I guess they go.
on summer vacation. No, no, they're studying
abroad. They do a semester abroad. My bad. They
do a semester abroad in Romania. Yeah, there's
some classes in there, okay? They're doing some
real academic work. Did we say Pennsylvania?
No, we said Transylvania. I heard Pennsylvania.
I mean, it might have been filmed in Pennsylvania.
No, no. It was filmed on location in Romania.
That's where the budget went. That's where the
budget went. Yeah. We actually don't know that
it's in Transylvania. We thought that would be...
Well, we thought that would be a drinking word
for our drink. Right. Every time they say Transylvania,
drink. We've got vampires. They mentioned Romania.
They mentioned vampires. They never mentioned
Transylvania. That's true. Until the end when
they were talking about Wang and his... Surgeon
stuff. Spoilers. They immediately set up this
whole cast of characters, which in hindsight
makes sense that this is the third movie with
these characters. You don't need to know anything.
It's not like they're complicated or anything
like that, but it also makes sense where some
of these characters that they introduce, they
do the roll call in this forest exposition of
like, and so... These are my friends. These are
my friends. It's writing an IM just to show you
how old this is. Why don't we take a moment and
just summarize the plot and then get into it.
Yeah, sure. Then we get into this. Okay, fine.
Yes. So, Rusty. Yes. Our main character. Our
main character. Is, he convinced his friends
to go to a semester abroad in Romania at this
castle, Razvan. Yeah. Razvan University? Razvan
University. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, that
was one of the jokes where everybody farts. Everybody
farts whenever you... All the horses fart because
it's a cursed thing. It's like, he must not be
named. It'd be like if in Harry Potter, they
just farted every time someone said Baltimore.
Yeah, like that. Did you know that was the best
joke in the movie? Because you're learning it.
It's true. Disagree, the best joke. So his friends
are... Let's just do this in order of the likability.
Pete and Wang. Pete and Wang. Most likable. Knock
off Harold and Kumar. Two stoners. Two stoners.
Who, as soon as their introduction is, they're
literally the first. Scene of this movie. The
framing device around this is Rusty IMing his
internet girlfriend. His internet girlfriend
whose name is Draguta. No, Draguta. Draguta.
Draguta. Who is this pretty Romanian girl. And
we're going to do offensive accents because we're
not above that and neither is this movie, okay?
Yes, and we're not meaning to offend anybody.
No, but literally that is what these actors are
putting out. Exactly. That's exactly right. Right,
so he's doing like, oh, I can't wait to meet
you and show you all my friends. We got, we got...
Pete and Wang. Pete and Wang. And literally,
they're just, the joke is that they're stoners
and that they're trying to smuggle in, what do
they call it? Weed. Well, weed, but like stress
relief. A submission for the stress relief. And
their opening scene is literally them filling
a condom. A condom? No, it's a condom full of
weed. And they lubed it up. But it's shaped of
a dildo. It's a dildo. It is literally a dildo.
Oh, yeah, sure. Right, yes. They lube it up and
everything. Right, but they fill the condom with
weed. And then they're like, all right, are you
ready? And then Wang shoves up the dildo, the
weed dildo, into Pete. Which Jill correctly pointed
out that Pete was not at the right angle to receive
the dildo. This is the best part of the beginning
of the movie was Jill correcting them on the
angle of the dildo entering his ass. She makes
a great point, it's just not going to work out.
And it feels like they're doing it kind of early.
They're doing it very early. Well, well, well,
right. Like I'm like, well, like they're not
even near the airport yet. Exactly. So it's like,
it's like the night before they fly out. Yeah.
That's a long time to have a dildo on your butt.
I know. And then the other one, so that's Wang
giving it to Pete and then Pete gives Wang, just
they didn't even try on the second one. It's
like a boob of weed. You're going to need to
stick this way up your butt, Morty. No, he says
it's like a poop in reverse. Is it a poop in
reverse? Yes. It's like pooping in reverse. Right.
But. Alright, we gotta talk about the next two
characters. Yeah, okay, so that's that's Pete
and Wayne. That's Pete and Wayne. That's our
first case of Pete and Wayne. And we can zoom
in on that one because that's just the par for
the course of this movie. Alright, let's go.
Likeability of characters, round two. Numar and
Lin. Numar and Lin, right. So Numar is like a
scared... He's a boy, not yet a man. Yeah, a
boy, not yet a man, very polite, you know. Lin
likes role -playing. So he's like learning with
her how to do the sex. Yes. And he's, you know,
hey, he's a little awkward, but his heart's in
the right place. It really is. And he cares about
Lynn a lot. He's knockoff Jason Biggs. Yes. And
Lynn obviously cares about him too, which is
very nice. Their characters always care about
each other. Yes. And that was their whole dilemma.
Yes. All right. Likeability characters. Let's
go next. It's a shame that Rusty had to go first.
Yeah, right. Because, yeah, Rusty's definitely
the last. Rusty fucking sucks. But I think Mike's
going to be dead last, besides Rusty. So then
we've got Brady. Oh, we've got Leah and Danny,
I thought I was going to say. I'm surprised you
guys remember these goddamn names. I don't remember
the dude with the glasses. The dude with the
glasses. Both the glasses. Mike is the weird
-looking hair glass. John Lennon glasses. Okay,
so then we'll do the sisters, Leah and Danny.
Yes, Leah and Danny. Yes, they're twins. Leah
is like a brainiac. The goody two -shoes brainiac.
And then Danny is the party animal. Yes, but
Danny's the party animal. And then Leah's, she's
dating the stoner. She's dating Pete. She's dating
Pete. Punching way below her weight. Yes, exactly.
She just went safety there. Yeah, right. Somehow,
even though he's so not, like even finally, fine,
I'm going to date this slacker boyfriend. And
then we have, we have. Come on. Yeah. So we have
both the glasses people were like the nerds that
Brady. Brady. Because Brady's likable. Brady
is likable but he's barely in this movie. He's
barely in this movie. We also forgot. And this
is the part, what's that? Oh, Cliff. Cliff. We
didn't forget Cliff. The movie forgets Cliff.
Again, these are probably characters that were
established in the deep core of Dorm Days 1 and
2. Cliff is in the early movies. Yes, absolutely.
Right. Because like his introduction is like,
oh, and then there's Cliff. And then he's literally,
he's making it, he's making a deal with the Yakuza
over sex dolls. Yes. That's not like, like what?
Like that's not, yeah. That's his entrance into
this movie. Yes. Yeah. And he makes a shitty
product. Yeah. Right, right. And oh, and then
yeah, the joke is the sex dolls pop and then
he runs away from the Yakuza and we don't see
him for another 40 minutes. Yes. Agreed. So we've
talked about Brady, we've talked about Cliff,
and then last but not least is Mike. Mike. Mike
is nothing. Mike is a punchline. Mike is a gay
joke. Yeah. Punchline. Yeah. It's the worst part
about it all. It's a bummer. Yeah. This movie
very much reeks of 2007 fashion and humor. Yeah.
I mean, like, yeah. And again, like, this is...
We could recast this as a better movie. Well,
sure. Yeah, we were doing it. So the point, to
wrap up the synopsis just to, for, so we can
get there. Wrap up the synopsis. Dude, we're
in introductions, bro. I know. Let's just say
we haven't even got into it so we can really
get into it. Basically, this... Half the characters
are all going to Romania, so Rusty can bang his
supposedly hot girlfriend. Hot internet girlfriend.
Hot internet girlfriend. Draguzza. Draguzza.
And they land in Romania, they show up at the
university, it does not at all match the picture,
and horror movie, well, horror trope, parody,
American Pie Baby happens. Yes. So, yeah, that's
why we call Newmar Jason Biggs, is because it
feels like the character from American Pie. Well,
all these characters feel like some sort of facsimile
of other shitty, you guys hit the nail on the
head, it's trying to be scary movie, but vampire,
vampire movie, you know? So, we've got the vampire.
Who is looking for his lost love after centuries.
Radu. Radu. Radu. Radu. Radu. Radu would have
made it push it too far into parody. Radu. Radu.
Who happens to look exactly like Rusty. Exactly.
And why is that? There's no explanation. There's
no explanation. You're played by the same actor.
Well, yes. No. Literally, there's no explanation.
There's no, like, lore reason. No, there's no
lore reason other than the fact they wanted to
do that for... Forget yes. Yes. Now that you've
said that I want to know if Leah is the same
person You mean as Danny? No, Leah and Danny
are literally twins. They were on the screen
for too much. They shared the screen too much.
I don't think they're fully identical though.
No, they're not. If it was the same person, I
would have given this a cap in the movie's favor
because those scenes are well done in that case.
They were on the screen way too much together.
I also want to talk about Rusty slash Radu. He's
made a career since, which is great. He's been
in a bunch of TV shows and stuff. But look at
this man and tell me that he is Rusty slash Radu.
Wow. Wow, he does look very different, right?
I mean, I don't want to say he long -bottomed,
but he does. No, he did long -bottom a little
bit. He was in Bones, Gilmore Girls, Las Vegas.
His career long -bottomed. Yeah, his career long
-bottomed, but I just think that he fits the
frumpy, you know, late 30s or early 40s something
better than the college student. So he was in
season one of Dead Time Stories, which was on
Nickelodeon in 2013. Oh, I missed this. You did,
because you know who directed it? Is it a Hillenbrand?
Hillenbrand! The Hillenbrands are out there.
So we've talked about why the gang from America
is going to Romania. Let's talk about our Romanian
characters. So we've talked about Radu. He is
a vampire. His quest in this movie is to be reunited
with his lost love, Stefania. who is briefly
played by some actress, but then she gets Van
Helsing'd by the discount Van Sloan. Yeah, Van
Sloan. And it's discount Van Sloan, because the
discount Van Sloan was on screen for, what, 20
minutes, maybe? I said 20 minutes. I was thinking
two minutes. Yeah, sorry. We have a very overlong
flashback of... ...managed to banish Stefania
into a music box. We drank a lot during this
movie, so if I say two minutes slash 20 minutes,
that's... That's what I mean. It feels like we're
in a time hole. So Radu's driving course is finding
a body and the music box that has Stefania's
soul? Spirit? She's a vampire. Yes, her soul
gets trapped into the demon moon and then reuniting
and then going off and having epic sex forever.
Yes. Stefania and Radu. Then we have the descendants
of Van Sloan, the vampire killer. Theodora Van
Sloan. Who is played by... Not Lucy Lawless.
Is not Lucy Lawless. But we wished it was. No,
we wished it was. Because that would have been
a good call. And I'm going to like... Lucy Lawless
is better than this movie. Lucetta Vander. I'm
going to give a thumbs up to Lucetta Vander because
I want to... Musetta. Mu. Musetta. Musetta. Sorry.
I'm going to give a thumbs up to Musetta Vander
because even though this movie was really bad...
I would have taken a bad movie with her in that
slice of a plot over this entire film. Alright,
so in Transylvania, Lucetta Vander plays vampire
hunter Theodora Van Sloan. Theodora, not Theodora.
Radu Andre Daniel plays vampire hunter Edward
Van Sloan. And Claudio Trandefer plays vampire
hunter Van Sloan. In the 1931 film Dracula, the
character of vampire hunter Professor Van Helsing
is played by Edward. Van Sloan. Ah, that's where
the Van Sloan name comes from. That's where the
Van Sloan comes from. Trivia! Yes, there is your
trivia for this movie. I really have nothing
else because I know normally I'm like scouring
the IMDP page. There's literally nothing else.
So we've got the Van Sloan by Theodora, who's
Theodora Van Sloan, hunting out these vampires.
She works for the university. Yes. And she works
under Dean Floka. Dean Floka. Floka. Floka. Who's
essentially Frankenstein. Kind of, yeah. That
trope, yeah. Whose daughter is Dragutza. Yes,
that's Rusty's online girlfriend. And that's
our Transylvania staff. We never even mentioned
Dragutza is hot -faced, but butter body. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Butter back. Butter back. She has
a humpback. Butter back. That's the punchline.
Is that like, oh man, she's so hot. Ha ha ha,
you met a girl online. you didn't ask for a full
body yeah yeah yeah yeah and like oh you're gonna
get catfished or whatever and then the punchline
is oh she has she has a horribly debilitated
yeah we saw her later in the movie and like she
had a fine ass yeah right well like the only
thing wrong with her is her humpback she seems
like a nice girl like i mean that's you know
special effects put on her Well, yeah. But that's
not what it is. It's just more... Rusty can't
get over the humpback. Yes. He can't see Patrick.
And apparently neither any of your previous suitors
because the professor... Dean. Dean, sorry. Dean
Floka. Dean Floka has a little axe to grind.
Like, literally, like, he's like... He's like...
Oh, yeah. Like, it's so nice of you to, you know,
finally come over. Whoever betrays his daughter.
Yeah. Like, here, do you want to check out this
sweet Iron Maiden collection? Do you want to
check out my torture tchotchkes? Torture tchotchkes.
Torture tchotchkes. That was a great line. The
torture tchotchkes. So, yeah, I think we've covered
every, I mean, there's also the three vampire
ladies. Ladies who just show their boobs. Yeah,
show their boobs. They show boobs, yeah. They're
there because they need to have some scenes for
the unrated cut, right? Yeah, I guess so. I mean,
this movie started strong with the unrated cut.
That's true. We got front loaded with a dick.
We got a dick in the movie. We got a shaft. Rusty's
dick. Yep. Rusty's dick got smashed in the computer.
Yeah, he closed his laptop because he was sexting.
We didn't even learn who those people were that
walked into his room. I'm sure they were just...
The RA? No, she looked very professional. She
looked like she was the pro. Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know. Who knows? So, we've done
a rough synopsis. We've introduced you to the
cast. Let's talk about it. I mean, we already
have, but let's talk more about it. Where do
we want to start? Do we want to break it down
by character? We wanted to talk about the vampire
mix -ups. That's what we want to talk about first.
I mean... Yeah. Rusty and Radu keep getting mixed
up for each other. And that is the whole premise
of the movie. That's the reason why they look
the same. And there's a party, a framing device.
Yes, the framing device. Yeah, there's a masquerade.
The students. Okay, so what I don't understand
is that this castle has actually been repurposed
as a university, right? Yes. That's the whole
thing. And then the one scene we have is the
Van... Van... Sloan. Van Sloan. Thank you. Doing
defense against the dark arts. Yeah, yeah. Defense
against vampires. No, defense and combat. Combat,
right. And then, like, so that's the only class
scene we get, and it's her just fencing and saying,
oh, you have to... No, we got another class.
What was it? Cliff's class. What was Cliff's
class? Yeah, what the fuck was Cliff's class?
When he's telling the young co -eds about how
he... Oh, that's at the end. That's the day movement.
That's the end of the movie. That doesn't count.
No, no, no. That was before, too. He did it before.
And then Van Sloan saw him and was like, wait,
you're a vampire hunter? No, no, no. No, he was
joking when he was talking about being a vampire
hunter. Yes, but that was a class. That wasn't
a class. That was a full class. That wasn't a
class. That was them getting ready for the party
because they were role -playing. No, that was
a full class. What? Really? Cliff talked his
way into being a professor? Yes! Well, Cliff...
shows up because i was drunk yeah i don't know
okay fine whatever whatever we we we learn how
to fight vampires but then van sloan is like
oh no we're not fighting vampires now you need
to learn how to fight somebody that comes out
of a coffin yeah right yeah like what what is
the point of this joke i don't understand anyways
so we'll wait too long so rusty looks like radu
there's a framing device of a masquerade ball
and of a Various orgies that are themed around
being vampires. So you dress up like a vampire,
show up, take your clothes off, and then have
fun. Vampire sex. Vampire sex. Epic vampire sex.
All in air quotes here, because this is what
people in Romania apparently do. Yeah. Isn't
that a line where they say, like, wow, people
love orgies here or something? If it is in there,
it wouldn't shock me. But that's why Rusty's
wearing that garb for so long, and then there's
the masquerade. Yes. Annoying. Let's see. So
meanwhile, so Rusty is, so Rusty's main arc is
that he finally meets Draguzza in real life.
Draguzza. Draguzza. Draguzza. But it's spelled
in subtitles with a T -A and I don't know. It's
pronounced with a Z. Okay, fine. Because it's
like pizza. It's like pizza. He says this. Pizza.
You're right. Draguzza. Oh, you're right. He
says like pizza. Like pizza. Yeah. Okay. Draguzza.
Draguzza. Pizza. Okay, great. And then his whole
arc is that, oh no, she has a humpback and now
I don't want to fuck her anymore. But I'll fuck
everything else. But then, yeah, yeah. Everything
else. His whole arc is like, oh, I need to get...
Well, again, remember how we were doing it by
likability? He's the least likable. We had to
introduce Rusty first because he's the main character,
but he is the least likable main character. He's
the least likable. He's just trying to get him
this vampire orgy so he can have some awesome
sex. And he's a dick to Mike. Yes. Yes, he is.
This is why we don't like Rusty. Rusty. Yeah,
Rusty is, like, so, like, they're ragging on
him. And we don't have anything else. So we did
the likability scale, and we had Mike pretty
low on the list. Because we have nothing else.
We have nothing else for Mike. Because right
now, Mike, this Mike character, his only service
is to have just gay jokes that are bad, and it's...
And just thrown at him. Yeah, where, like, where
his whole entire, the whole entire joke is that
they're ragging on Rusty. He gets a dude once.
Yeah, so, yeah, yeah. So they're ragging on Rusty
for... Dating a girl with a hunchback. And he's
like, oh, yeah, well, Mike kissed a dude once.
And then, like, everyone was like, whoa, blah.
Dude kisser. As he has, like, a, yeah, a black
spot on him now. And he's a dude kisser. And
he's like, oh, I thought it was Jake, bro. And
I'm like, yeah, okay. That's, that's that. That's
the lowest this movie gets. Let's talk about
something better. Let's talk about Numar. Numar.
Numar. Numar and Lynn. Numar and Lynn. They're
in this relationship. He's a little new in bed.
She's. A little more seasoned. She's experienced,
yeah. But she's willing to work with him. Yeah.
And it's exciting. We liked this from the beginning
because we did say... Yeah, I thought it was
sweet. They're sex positive. She's communicating.
She's telling him he's not sure quite what to
do. Sure. So she's like, come over here. Now
you kiss me. She's guiding him along. It's wonderful.
Yeah. And she's working with him. Yeah, she really
is. And it's wholesome in this movie because
you need some shining lights. So on the train
to the university, there's a whole... uh plot
device with this music box that has the soul
of stefania trapped into it and through machinations
It lands in Numar's hands. Various foibles. Sorry,
foibles. Various foibles. As Andre described,
MacGuffin. Yeah. And it ends up with Numar purchasing
it as a gift for Lin, and he gives it to her,
and she thinks it's so sweet and it's lovely.
But it turns out when she opens it, the soul
of Stefania activates within her. Oh, can we
not remember this? poked her finger she poked
her she pricked her finger on a pin and then
the drop of blood hits the dark jewel in the
music box and then that's now suddenly the mcguffin
turns into an on off switch for lynn turning
into stefania the vampire the vampirist because
when the box is closed it's over yeah yeah she
goes back yeah yeah yeah it's the whole yeah
So Numar is trying to figure out what's up with
Lin. Lin's trying to figure out what's up with
Lin. So Numar thinks it's a split personality.
Lin concludes it's aliens. Aliens, yes. I could
not believe. Hold on, hold on. What is the book
that Lin and Neymar... Neymar? Numar. Codex Erotica.
Codex Erotica. They get gifted the Codex Eroticon.
Codex Eroticon. It's a Necronomicon joke, right?
Numar thinks, because he got it as a gift from
Rusty, that Rusty is just using it as a ploy
to sleep with Lin. Yes. It's very sad, this triangle.
Yes. Because Rusty does not want it. Well, Rusty
does want it. No, Rusty wants it. But also respects
their relationship. Ah, does he? Yes, because
he got the note. He got the note. You're right.
It was the green light. Yeah, that was the only
reason he did. This movie fucking sucks, man.
We're jumping around a bit. New Mars captures
them in the sort of making out. I don't know
how he couldn't jump around. I know, dude. This
movie is... Okay, we're jumping around because
this movie just jumps around, man. It does. It
is literally the Family Guy movie, you know,
where they just jump around to different dumb
jokes. Play the sun is going to jump around.
Yeah, I guess. Sure. That works, too. jump jump
jump around yes yes joe we're all jumping around
with you right now i can't like that song we
played wisconsin in the rose bowl they played
that song every fucking fourth quarter yes anyway
numar writes this very sarcastic note in his
mind. Well, he walks up to... Well, he's incensed.
He's incensed because he... He thinks that Lin
made out with Rusty, but really it was Stefania
making out with Radu. Yes, but regardless, he
pens this letter, his heart aflame in anger.
I can't believe I had to explain that. You see,
it all makes sense in context. Unfortunately,
not Radu. Rusty reads it and interprets it falsely
because he reads it as, go have fun sleeping
with my girlfriend. Right, because he's like,
I hope you enjoyed having sex with my girlfriend.
And it's sarcasm. Sincerely, Newmar. And then
he says out loud, I hope he understands the biting
sarcasm. Which he does not. No. We haven't even
gotten to Pete and Wang. No, right. They're on
their side quest. Reattaching Leah's head. We
haven't even gotten there yet. I know. We haven't
even gotten there. The best running bit in this
fucking movie. The best running bit in this movie
is... They keep selling their jeans for services
for Romanians. Jeans, like denim jeans. Like
denim jeans. Not like their actual DNA code.
Correct, yes, their denim jeans. Their denim
jeans. They sell out their denim jeans to get
a motorcycle. And then they realize the town
runs on jeans. They run on denim. And then they
go out and then they decide, so they're at the
university and they're like, oh, we're going
to go out this weekend. We're going to party.
And we want to get drunk. Bro, let's go. And
they do. And they go to a strip club and they
tip the stripper with a pair of blue jeans. With
a pair of blue jeans. This is the best running
gag in the entire film. That's so dumb. It's
dumb, but it's funny. And while they're... And
because Pete and Leah are dating, she was supposed
to go out with them, but she's like, no, I want
to go explore some culture. Yes. They're like,
no, dude, we want to get drunk. We are getting
drunk. So she stays behind and gets abducted
by a shadowy figure. And that shadowy figure
turns out to be Dean. Dean Floca. Dean Floca.
And in the time that she was passed out, he cut
off her head, put it in a box, and then he severed
up her body, stitched it. back together for some
other pieces i guess it's not all her body it's
not her body it's her torso yes because he said
torso well what's wrong with her arms and i don't
know she had an attractive body yeah she did
there was no reason why i don't understand why
he had to cut it up all all of it so except for
plot except for plot which is he's building this
body to give to jagutsa so she can go to the
masquerade ball without the bell of it yes so
pete and wayne come back from their partying
days and Jean giving away and they stumble upon
this plot and Wang's like, yo, I got this. I
studied pre -med after he smoked a shit ton of
weed saying this. I can sew the body back together.
And while he's talking about this, he accidentally
nicks a wire that was used to stitch the body
together. All of it together. All the limbs.
All of it. Because some idiot stitched his body
together with one string. Gets it tangled up.
Including the boobs. Gets it tangled up. Because
we need to say that. Yeah. And the body falls
apart. Including the boobs. Including the boobs.
The very ugly boobs. Yes. Yeah, no. I even commented,
why do you cut off the boobs? Yeah. Yeah, Leah
had good boobs. Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make
sense. But now it's in pieces on the floor. Maybe
he was more concerned about getting the cup size
accurate to his own daughter's boobs. Why would
he know that? And with that... That's why. And
with that, let's take a break. Ah, yes. That
is a good call. Oh, shit. It's brought to you
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I think that's a credit to humanity that nobody
got it. Honestly, true. That means other people
watched this movie. Which means we've seen the
box office returns, so we know how many people
may or may not have watched this movie. That
box office returns will be included on our TikTok
for Behind the Bad. Look at that connection.
I love it. Yeah, yeah. So where were we at? We
were talking about why he needed to stitch on
the boobs. Right. Boobs. Did we talk about how
many boobs were in this movie? Boobs. There's
a decent amount. We alluded to it with all the
vampiruses that narked Stefania, right? All of
the... That are not... I thought you said are
narked. 14 boobs. 14 boobs. 14 separate boobs.
Did you count Lynn's boobs? Yes. Because we saw
those. We saw the professor's boobs. Wait, when
did we see Teodora's boobs? No, we saw them in
the Lean Forward side boob. This movie's very
horny. In case you didn't pick up on this. If
you're taking out the professor's boobs, we've
got 12 boobs. I don't recall the side boob, but
I count 12 boobs. We saw Nip Slip from Lynn.
We saw Nip Slip from Lynn. And we saw plenty
of boobs on that stripper girl at the club. Yeah,
the one that got paid in jeans. We saw two strippers.
Three strippers. No, two strippers. The three
vampires. So there's ten boobs. And then we saw
boobs in the beginning. Twelve boobs. It was
having boob sex. No, Lynn. It wasn't boob sex.
No, Lynn. We saw Lynn. Lynn's boobs. Lynn's boobs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, but also in the
flashback. Stefania's boobs. Was that Stefania?
Oh, yeah. Stefania's real boobs. Yeah, real Stefania
boobs. And one dick. And one shaft. One crushed.
It wasn't shaft. It was the full pecker. You're
right. It was the full pecker, but it was crushed
by the laptop. So 14 boobs, one pecker. God damn
it. There you go. I'm so glad I don't have to
edit this. This is how they should teach math
always. I'm just pressing. I've heard 14 boobs.
Yeah, I mean, the most interesting part of the
movie, to be honest with you. The physical effects,
you know, because people got impaled with things,
like arrows. Oh, wait. People got impaled with
arrows? Tell me about Cliff and Van Sloan's story.
So, yeah, remember Cliff? Nice segue, bro. He
got chased away by the Yakuza. They find him
because Pete and Wang pay some bounty hunters
in blue jeans to go hunting. Two pairs of jeans.
Two pairs of jeans. Two pairs of blue jeans,
yep. To go hunting. But they think they're going
to hunt an animal. Specifically a panda? They
were very excited about a panda. Because there
was a joke about a panda not being able to climb
trees. Yeah, Danny was up the tree going, pandas
can't climb trees, right? Yeah. Paul? Paul? No.
Who? No, the guy in Wang. Pete in Wang. Pete
in Wang. I knew it started with a P, though.
Yeah. Pete in Wang. This is beer four, guys.
Yeah, yeah. We've been drinking. So Pete in Wang
paid a bounty hunter to go hunting for sport,
which they think is going to be a wild animal.
And it turns out in a joke, you know, in a twist
joke, think to you by hostile, it's Cliff. Yeah.
Because the human is the most dangerous game.
Yes, right. It's not just Hostel, but yes, I
get how you get there. Yes, right, it's not just
Hostel. Because I think Hostel is actually, oh,
when did Hostel get released? Before 2000, I
think 2009. No, isn't it? I thought it was like
2010. No, no, no, no. Go on, go on, I'm looking
it up. Hostel is 2005. Wow, I was way off. No,
but I mean, the most dangerous game is a book.
It's a short story. No, no, but it's a short
story. The book is... about the most dangerous
game books are not the most dangerous game oh
yeah she was not she was not she was not pen
is the mightier than the sword in you right yeah
yeah exactly you don't get my biting sarcasm
it didn't move it's not dangerous um the story
itself is a story is a story Turns out to be
Cliff, who's been captured somehow. With a penis
target. He's traded hands from the Yakuza. He
has a bullseye target on his forehead and on
his other head. He's traded hands from the Yakuza
to the Baltic Mafia. Who knows? Because he tried
to sell counterfeit jeans. Yes, that was it.
We caught it. So they're like, well, we can't
kill him. We'll just give you more genes to take
him off your neck. Yeah, we'll throw in another
pair of genes to take off. So three pairs of
genes per human. Yes, three pairs. Yeah, yeah.
Cliff's life is worth three pairs of genes in
Romania. So Cliff comes back to school. He's
already, like, slicking back his hair. I'm going
to get laid. I'm going to get them ladies. I
hate to tell you. I know how much my genes cost.
I'm not paying three pairs of genes for you.
We just bought genes today, but I wouldn't get
one half off. So would my discount teens buy
things in Romania? Probably. Bam. So he goes
back to university. He's trying to sweet -talk
some ladies by pretending to be a vampire hunter.
And unfortunately, Van Sloan hears this and misinterprets.
his epic tales of greatness for reality. Think
he's a real vampire slayer. She's excited. You
know, finally somebody's speaking her language.
And meanwhile, a classic misunderstanding, Cliff
thought that they were just role -playing and
that she was pretending to be a vampire huntress.
And she's got her toys, which include crossbows,
whips, garlic, crucifix, all the nine yards.
And meanwhile, Cliff just showed up with some
handcuffs. He didn't even have handcuffs. Well,
he asked. He asked, but he did not have. I think
he wished he had handcuffs. He wished he had,
yes, because he thought it was totally sex. Yeah,
he's Cliffy the Vampire Hunter. Yep. Cliffy.
And in a confluence of errors, Cliff accidentally
while playing around with what he thought I guess
was a crowbar, like crowbar, a crossbow sex toy,
he shoots himself with a crossbow, like literally
looking at it. He's like, oh, and he shoots his
leg with it. He's like, what the fuck? It's a
real crossbow. And I'm like, Cliff, come on,
man. Let's rub your two brain cells together
and feed this out. There was mistakes in this
movie? Yeah. Whoa. There was mistaken identity?
I would never imply that. The writing in this
movie, one could say, is not good. No. So, I
gotta give a shout out to our writer. Because
our writer was not. A Hillenbrand? A Hillenbrand.
My God, how dare they? It was Josh Miller and
Pat Casey. Okay. And you're like, who the fuck
is Josh Miller and Pat Casey? No, I'm more like,
fuck you, Josh Miller and Pat Casey. Josh Miller
and Pat Casey are Brady and Mike in the movie.
Brady and Mike? What? Yes! Are you kidding me?
Those are the writers? Those are the writers!
The guy wrote... My dude wrote himself as a gay
joke? Yes! Are you kidding me? Before you go
this far. Don't be too emotional about it. You
know who Josh Miller also wrote for? Ew. Josh
Miller and Pat Casey both wrote the script for
Sonic the Hedgehog. Whoa. What a glow up. Now
that's a long bottom. I found my behind the band
for the TikTok. Let's go. What the fuck? Sonic
the Hedgehog is not comedy gold, but when you're
there, you're family. Remember, Mike and Brady
gave us Pete and Wang. Mike and Brady gave us
Pete and Wang, but also Sonic the Hedgehog. And
also very forced Olive Garden. Maybe Olive Garden
gave that part. Yeah, probably. But they knew
how to write it in such a way that I'm still
thinking about it a year and a half later. Your
family. Yes. You guys got it. Thank you. Well,
I'm happy for your career glow up. Good things
ahead, I am sure. Oh, my God. That's why they
wrote themselves out. Holy shit. They knew how
bad it was. What? They knew how bad they were.
I mean, hey, man. I mean, you know. Hey, man.
I know I broke you with this. You got to start
somewhere. I'm very happy I broke you with this.
Your eyebrows are up. Yes. I am very happy I
broke you with this. What the fuck? Yes. This
is such cursed knowledge because I'm going to
go watch Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and I'm not going
to not think about Transylvania. Yes. So fuck
both of you for this. Yes. Yes, John. I'll loop
you in on this too. You want to know the best
part about this? I found this information out
while I was on your toilet. I let you piss in
my own home and you come to me with this. I was
looking up more knowledge while I was on your
toilet and I said, fuck you. Fuck you, bro. In
my own household. This is amazing. This episode
is the best episode we've ever done and it's
not even done yet. I'm going to stand by myself.
This script is not good, but I guess they got
better because, you know, Sonic the Hedgehog
wasn't... He gave us the donut lord. The worst
part is that this is their third goddamn try.
You know what I mean? No, they did a lot more
together. Oh, did they? They did Dorm Days. Well,
that's what I'm saying. This is the third...
They did not do Dorm Days 2. Oh. So this is their
second shot with these characters. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. Well, then it's understandable then.
Yeah. Josh and Casey, good for you, I guess.
Josh and Casey. Pat and Casey. Sorry, Pat and
Casey. I mean, Josh and Pat. Josh and Pat, give
us the Pete and Wang story that is just begging
to be written. I want an HBO miniseries about
these guys. They wrote two episodes of Into the
Dark and I watched all of those. Not good? No,
no, they did do Dorm Days 2. Never mind. So they
have three tries to write these characters. I'm
sorry. I mean, they're bad. This movie is horribly
written. It's very much a product of its times.
But you know what? I bought that these characters
were friends with each other. It wasn't like
they forced these characters into situations.
And I'm like, yes, I really have to believe this
friendship. So there. There's one nice thing
to say. The writers of Sonic the Hedgehog are
just the two of them. Well... Really proud. That
blue jean joke was funny. Because you want to
know why... At the end of this movie, they kind
of sum up where everybody landed after their
adventures in Romania. And Numar... No, and Pete
and Wang ended up staying and getting a mansion
and they built a pool in the shape of jeans.
Sonic the Hedgehog 2. Who's the third guy? I
don't know. John Whittington. Do you want me
to let go? I think viewers, listeners, we have
fallen down a bit of a rabbit hole. Oh, he did
the Legos. Movie. All of them. Well, Ninjago
is bad, so let's not give him credit for that
one. He did Ninjago. He did Batman movie. Batman
movie. Lego Batman movie. We just watched that
last weekend. Two weekends ago. Two weekends
ago. It was great. He's also writing the DC League
of Super Pets, which is coming out later this
year. Okay. I don't know how I feel about that.
Movie? TV series? Movie. Made for a TV? No. Just
like, ah, that's unfortunate. DC Lego, or the
DC Super Pets. Wait, are they Lego DC Super Pets?
No, they're Super Pets. They're just not Lego.
Crypto, the Super Dog. Crypto, and then Batman's
dog. Ace. Ace, yeah. And then, what's his name
though? Blue Falcon's dog. Oh. Blue Dog. No.
Hawkeye. Those are the worst. Pizza Dog. Mutt.
You guys are the worst. I don't know who Blue
Falcon is. Blue Falcon's dog. I only know, the
only Falcon I know is Captain Goddamn Falcon.
You know what I'm saying? Oh, there's Blue Falcon.
Yeah. Dino Mutt. Dog Wonder. That's not. Dino
Mutt. I'm sorry. Dino Mutt. There are no. Look,
you can do like all these things. Oh, I believe
it. I've never heard of. Dino Mutt. had a TV
series on Cartoon Network. You're killing me
with this. I'm not. You're killing me with this.
You don't remember Dino Mutt? That's Dino Mutt?
Yes. Standing next to Scooby goddamn Doo? Yes.
With Blue Falcon. With Blue Falcon. That's Blue
Falcon. Andre. Blue Falcon. Andre, Dino Mutt
was very much a thing. Cartoon Network had a
series with him in the thousands. Oh my god,
you're killing me. I did. Alright, alright. We
gotta get to reviews. I don't know what cartoons
are. We gotta get to reviews of this shit because
we have another segment. Is there anything that
we missed while talking about this movie? oh
there's a lot of vomit so if you don't oh god
there's a gross but no no there's a lot of vomit
condensed into one scene and it's when they're
trying to that's what i was trying to say please
do please go ahead if you are uncomfortable by
people vomiting on the screen there's a part
of this movie you should just fast forward through
because it's just vomit joke after vomit joke
well it's gross it's just one elongated vomit
joke yeah when they pause and they say another
joke and then they vomit more oh okay i guess
that's true Okay, yeah, so there's vomit jokes.
All right, let's get to reviews of this movie
because we have another segment that we're going
to try to squeeze in. I think we can squeeze
in. We don't think we can squeeze in? I think
we can. Okay, all right. You think we can. All
right. Review. How many stars? How many stars?
Well, not stars. Or whatever it is. I have to
think of a thing that it could be. Oh, I had
mine locked in from the moment they said it.
Is it jeans? No. Although that's a good one,
too. That is a good one. Are you sticking with
jeans? I give this movie, I mean, honestly, it's
probably actually homophobic jokes out of whatever,
but we'll say 0 .25. Torture Chachkis out of
five. Torture Chachkis. That's a good one. Wait,
what did you give it? 0 .25. 0 .25, okay. I'm
actually going to give it a one. Oh. Wow. High
marks. Pete and Wang. Pete and Wang. Pete and
Wang. I'm done with this zero point bullshit.
I'm going back. Oh, okay. Do you want me to give
it a half star? I can round it up to a half star.
Pete and Wang get a half star from me, all right?
Here we go. Pete and Wang. A half Chachki out
of five. The combined. the likability of pete
and wang and numar just numar lynn's fine but
it's numar has my heart numar and his biting
sarcasm i give it a one out of five jeans blue
jeans blue jeans you got a point five now half
a half half a half a half a torture half a torture
kachki okay okay i give it Point five. Mistaken
identities out of five. Okay. Yep. There's so
much we did not talk about. Rad and sound mixing.
Rad and sound mixing was awful. It was bad, dude.
Yeah. Because there's some scenes where he sounds
like this. I am the goddess of. vampires. And
then, like, credited, like, they knew how to
do Lynn because obviously Lynn with her split
personality, her, well, her real, Lynn's real
voice is squeaky and annoying but then they,
you said it exactly right. Exactly. Lynn joined,
they needed to have her squeaky and annoying
so when she switched to Stefania it was actually
different. Jill said it right. Yeah. At the beginning
of the movie I was like, oh, fuck Lynn. Fuck
her. She's the worst. Everything like that. She's
played up as a dick. Like, lovable dick. But,
like, squeaky fucking dick. And when then she
switched to Stefania, she was like, sexy voice
goddess. Yes. Very deep and commanding. Yeah.
And so Lin was actually well done. Randy, on
the other hand, was all over the board with his
voice. Yeah. Because he all of a sudden had like,
I am vampire king, blah, blah, blah. Oh my God,
I'm going to fall down these stairs. Ah. It was
that bad. But yeah. So that is Transylvania.
Would not watch again. What a movie. What a film.
And I'm kind of curious to watch the other Dorm
Days. I was about to say, it sounds like you
were going to have me locked in to watch these
other fucking Dorm Days movies so we can get
the full content. I want to know Numar's path.
Dorm Days 2 is on HBO Max. Oh, great. We've got
Numar. We've got Cliff. We've got Mike. We've
got Rusty. Rusty. We've got Pete and Wayne. Mm
-hmm. And Lynn. Shut up, Pete and Wayne. Those
are the characters that repeat throughout the
movies. So if you're interested in Dorm Days
or Dorm Days 2, which is on HBO Max, go ahead.
Well, that will bring it to an end for Game for
a Movie. Yeah. Where we ask, are you Game for
a Movie? I have been your host, Mike. I have
been joined by... Jill. And Andre. We'll see
you next time on Game for a Movie.