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you know what that sound means it's time for

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another episode of game for a movie where we

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ask are you game for a movie i'm your host mike

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i am joined by andre and jill yeah it's just

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become fun now where i don't tell you ahead of

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time we just guess who's going in what order

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throw us i just gotta i just gotta take the initiative

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you know yeah exactly no it's perfect i love

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it i mean it works out that we seldom talk over

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each other so It is a bad movie episode, which

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means we are focused on a bad movie. Of course,

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that also means we've got drinks because we're

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going to need it to talk about this one coming

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up. Andre, it is your bad movie. So we're going

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to save you for last to tell us what you're drinking.

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Okay. Jill, what do you got over there? I'm not

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currently drinking anything, but I will say I

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had. two very good drinks last night um at a

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really great cocktail lounge in middletown connecticut

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called conspiracy so if you are local to connecticut

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hello and welcome this is a boring ass state

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but uh conspiracy is a great little cocktail

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lounge worth visiting they have a really cool

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book with photographs um and they know how to

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make a mean drink yeah sums up to conspiracy

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what did you guys have because claire and i went

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there uh friday night you guys went saturday

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well yeah you sent us the pictures and i'm like

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well i guess we're going there this weekend so

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um i had a mezcal based drink called the high

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garden that's how i started the night and then

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my second drink was called uh her majesty or

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her highness that included her majesty um that

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had empress gin so that was gin based yeah that

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was the claire had one of those so yeah uh let's

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see i flip -flopped a lot i ended up getting

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the after eight old -fashioned which was like

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a cognac based drink and with some menta bronca

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menta right yeah so basically the whole riff

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was that it's supposed to be like an after dinner

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like mint and even serve it with and it's a giant

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sprig of mint in there and they serve it with

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a little chocolate bit afterwards and it basically

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tasted exactly like that it was it was kind of

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wild it was really good yeah And then the other

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one I had was a Chartreuse Ramos, which is like

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a riff off of the Ramos Gin Fizz. It's got that

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column of foam. It was really refreshing. It

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was great. I definitely have to go back there

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and get more drinks from them. Yes, I agree with

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that. Let's see. Oh, Mike, what are you drinking

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right now? So Claire went home to Cincinnati,

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brought some beer back. So from Madtree Brewing,

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which is where our rehearsal dinner was. I get

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emails from them still. yeah right that's nice

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the tree search number eight india pale ale it's

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their experimental so i think this is number

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eight of it um it's cool because they got on

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the side what's in it so it's london fog yeast

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uh pilsen white wheat and oat flake malts and

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then amarillo cryo cascade mosaic cryo and cryo

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pop hops interesting uh london fog yeast yeah

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you know what that is i know right it's actually

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really good though uh limited release ipa found

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exclusively at independent bottle shops and restaurants

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and of course at the brewery itself i'm sure

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so yeah it's pretty good um yeah i don't know

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i i love mad tree i think it's very good they

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have a bunch of different stuff so i was really

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glad she could bring this yeah that's really

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great Yeah. All right, Andre, what are you drinking

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to get your mind off this movie? Well, I needed

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to indulge a little bit, so I grabbed this s'mores

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cannoli beer from Shabeen Brewing Company in...

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It's a local Connecticut brewery. I'm trying

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to find the spot. Wolcott. Wolcott. Wolcott.

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Wolcott. Okay. Like the Wolcott sisters. Really?

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Okay. Sure. That's how I say it. I thought they

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said Wolcott. i don't know maybe you're saying

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like i'm a new yorker i'm gonna say like we're

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both terrible nutmeggers i guess um yeah right

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exactly either way this is a malt beverage made

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with cocoa spices and natural flavors it does

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taste like a cannoli a s'mores cannoli so it's

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what it says on the tin and it's pretty good

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and it's gonna need to get through this so yeah

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right well that is what we are drinking uh as

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for what we are watching um andre would you like

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to let us know what bad movie you decided to

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pick that's right so we decided to go with one

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that was from one of the worst movies of 2021

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it's the science fiction epic starring bruce

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willis and frank grillo it is cosmic sin cosmic

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sin and i look at a three percent on rotten tomatoes

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right now i believe we did take a drink for when

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they title dropped because this film definitely

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was not going to waste that opportunity definitely

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a sin yeah oh so it has some real credit scenes

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it has one i mean you know what to be honest

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like after the first 10 minutes i could have

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rolled credits and been like great short film

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lovely thought exercise let's move on oh my god

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well like this this movie tries to have its kind

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of Battlestar Galactica opening of like where

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like they try to do the world building with like

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the dark text and then random scenes and stuff

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and none of it really works it tries to set up

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a lot of stakes and it just kind of all falls

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flat um I'm trying to think of what it was even

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the text oh Let's see. Okay. Yeah, there's actually

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a bit of a timeline. Yes. So they tried to set

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up an entire timeline, right? So, okay, I'm pulling

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up the Wikipedia page because I just need to

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cheat. That's fine. Yes. All right. So in 2031,

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the first colony of Mars is founded. And then

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10 years later, the Alliance forms a quantum

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propulsion technology that allows humans to travel

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beyond the solar system. Very optimistic timelines

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here. Yes. So 2042, so 30 years from now, we

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go past the solar system, you know. 30 it's 20

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years 20 jesus tap dancing yeah tesla elon musk

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really like puts the nose to the grindstone on

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this apparently jesus and then all right so we're

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gonna be on mars in 10 years okay yeah mars in

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10 years outside of solar system travel by by

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20 and then then we jump all the way to 200 years

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later the mars colony fails and then the alliance

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has three colonies earth zafty and alora what

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are these two other worlds we don't really know

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we don't And also, I forgot that the Mars colony

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fails. I hope that sounds interesting to you.

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Forget about it. No, no, no. That Mars colony

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is not brought up at all, and it is not relevant

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at all. The Mars colony just didn't have to happen.

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It's fine. Let's see. In 2059, there's a civil

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war, and Zafty attempts to secede. This is all

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just from text, right? Wait, 2059? Yeah, 2059.

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We're about 40 years out from Halo by now. Okay.

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Yeah. And that's when Bruce Willis, he drops

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a Q -bomb, quantum bomb on the rebel colony.

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And that's basically like he nuked the whole

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entire planet, killing 70 million people. And

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because of that, he was dishonorably discharged

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from the alliance. Oh, just dishonorably discharged,

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not thrown in prison. Yeah, he's known as the

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Blood General. That's his moniker. I do appreciate

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that this Of the very little homework this movie

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does to make like it's believable world. I appreciate

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that. at least in this context the the government

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or military recognized that like somebody had

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to be the fall guy it's bruce willis but we're

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not going to make him like go sit in jail but

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you know his reputation will forever be known

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as the blood we've got to make him tarnished

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somehow yeah we gotta make him a broken man so

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that's all the window dressing that's all the

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you know just seeing like random flashes of footage

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and white text that doesn't really kind of establish

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anything at all i don't really know whatever

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bruce willis is a is a is a bad man who killed

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a lot of people but he's gritty and got the job

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done he's a bad man he's a very bad man um and

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then we cut to this um mining corp and where

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where are we at we're at 25 24 now we jump we

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jump really far yeah wait a minute wait a minute

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wait a minute wait oh no no no yeah five years

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later okay it's five years out from that i'm

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bad at my timeline okay so five years later after

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the q bomb drops okay all right keep going you're

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already confused yeah i don't blame you yeah

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yeah all right keep going we just cut to a random

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mining like random like rock planet thing Well,

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you know, like it looks like the moon or whatever.

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Right. Generic, generic, generic planet that

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where where there's a mining corporation, you

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know, mining stuff. And then there's two there's

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two like mining crew members that are trying

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to get it on. And the guy's like, oh, there's

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nobody here. You know, whatever. Who are you

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worried about? Whatever. And what was it? And

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then aliens show up. Basically, the off screen,

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the guy gets killed by an alien. And apparently

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that's the first contact for an alien. encounter

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humanity has reached beyond the solar system

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but in 500 years we have not encountered any

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aliens before isn't that crazy yeah yes it is

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but there's also something that makes me laugh

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about this whole experience because um somebody

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on twitter the other day posted something about

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uh aliens may not be as fuckable as we once thought

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who thought aliens was fuckable to begin with

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that's what made me laugh about it is just for

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whatever reason this dude wine are these people

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wanting to get it on all of a sudden alien out

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of nowhere that's where my mind went well not

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everybody not everything can be mass effect where

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you get to fuck all the aliens so you know okay

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i'm gonna stop talking i like to think of whatever

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that crew is doing there they're basically like

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planet crackers from dead yeah right they're

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supposed to like planet crackers well like you

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know we don't even know what they're really doing

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there well whatever it's fine they're just they're

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workers they're whatever and then so they contact

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earth and they say like like so the the captain

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the woman like contacts earth and says we've

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reached first contact like was it positive was

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a negative was it positive or negative and then

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nothing that is screaming and it cuts off the

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static or whatever um and so then and then we

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go jump back to earth and then we see um let's

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see we see bruce willis and his his friend what

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is his friend's name who cares who cares his

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friend was like introduced and we're like wait

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does he actually know bruce willis or is this

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like a joke yeah right yeah i don't know he's

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kind of whatever it's fine um They're at a bar

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on Earth. I don't think they specify where on

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Earth they are. No, it's very generic. It's Canada.

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But that's the thing. It might as well be Canada

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or something. No, it's Texas. It's Texas. Oh.

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Remember? Because I was joking about only Texas

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because they're like, we're going to go do what

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we need to do. Yeehaw. Right. Only Texas. So

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you would think in the year 2550. something right

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or 25 24 you would think that the earth looks

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pretty different by now right like you know probably

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have at least like you know somewhat of a culture

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shift right i mean it looks way different than

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it did 500 years ago right so 500 years forward

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you'd think it'd look a little you know different

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you know maybe maybe maybe things wouldn't be

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like they're used to or something no it's just

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a fucking bar man like it just looks like a normal

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ass bar except the bartender is a robot And it's

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a bad like animatronic robot. And hey, I love

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animatronics. I think Mos Eisley, that whole

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entire setup looks great. And I think it still

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looks great to this day. This is not that. It

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looks bad. yeah that's the only thing you can

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tell is that oh this is in the future is because

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the the bartender is a robot with a little holographic

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smiley face and a holographic sad face slinging

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out drinks derpity derp derp i mean i guess this

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is actually a very very dark window into our

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future because you know like these these robot

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bartender things are so crazy now you know what

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i mean you're getting those right getting those

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keurigs for your cocktails now right yeah I guess

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you're right. I guess it's realistic then. What

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year are we in? 25, 24 is where we're at right

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now. Yeah, if you can make sense. If you can

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follow, we're done with the timeline. That's

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easy. 25, 24 is where the movie takes place now.

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So Bruce Willis' character is still alive? Yes,

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it's five years after he dropped the Cuba. And

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he's just grizzled, drinking booze at this bar.

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Just a bitter man. But he's not acting. He's

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not acting at all. He's just sitting there drinking

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booze. That's it. okay of course he is yeah so

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okay um okay let's see uh then there's like a

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commander guy that shows up who's the commander

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guy oh god isn't that frank grillo is that frank

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grillo i don't remember no he's a nothing sandwich

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yeah god i don't fucking remember somebody from

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the military shows up and says hey Bruce Willis.

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We need you. We just got first contact. No, you're

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right. You're right. It's not Frank Grillo. No,

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it's not Frank Grillo. Frank Grillo is known

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as General Ryle. Yeah, it's not the general.

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No, no. It's like a commander guide. He's like,

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oh, I thought I was. And then Bruce was like,

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I thought I was out. But whatever. Here I go

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again. Yeah. um so then he begrudgingly with

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his friend goes back to the this military base

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which also just looks like a standard generic

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like studio they hollowed out to make look like

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a like a warehouse to make look like a military

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base like there's still chain link fences around

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and stuff like that i would think that the u

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.s or whatever the alliance military would have

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a little bit more protection of their corporate

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or their their you know military operations yeah

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their military complexes would be whatever it's

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fine yeah um yeah and then so basically we meet

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up with the chief scientist lady who i think

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is bruce willis's ex -wife apparently there's

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some flirtation there that is a little confusing

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they have a they have a history i don't really

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get it whatever but basically she's like she's

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the one that's playing like okay like we have

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first contact we're trying to determine that

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they could be a good species they could be you

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know They could be a misunderstanding. Yeah.

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It could be a misunderstanding. Like we, because

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we still don't know what happened to the crew.

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Right. Right. And then let's see, we have, we

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get introduced to an engineer lady who is about

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to go. She's about to go off her shift. And then.

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her boss her commander come the calls are back

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like oh sorry like we we got a thing we need

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you we need you to come here we need you to build

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and build a cube bomb she's like what like are

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you serious build not build it it's doing activated

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activated that's right she's like yeah yeah yeah

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because they're like they're gonna get another

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cube bomb just in case they need it just right

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this is why general blood is coming yeah because

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he did it once yes right right general blood

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i like that better general blood sure well at

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some point and this is probably jumping ahead

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at some point somebody may to like an offhand

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comment about like oh yeah you like did all of

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this blah blah blah and now we're gonna come

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you know like you killed millions thousands god

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knows how many um do you like really have it

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in he's like i already did it dude so shut up

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like he basically gets challenged for like how

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ruthless he is or like does he have does he have

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the stomach to do it again it's like yeah you

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think he doesn't have the stomach to do it again

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because he's not acting as if he can't handle

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it this made him bitter not like yeah this didn't

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i guess no no yeah he doesn't really have any

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regrets like it doesn't show he doesn't yeah

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And I can't decide if that was intentional or

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good writing or if it just is completely an accident

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that instead of making him a broken man, he's

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just boring. There's pathos there, but it's entirely

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uninteresting. You know, it's not like I don't

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whatever. He's just a generic grizzled guy who's

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like, oh, he's done some bad shit. Yeah, exactly.

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You know, it's like, whatever. Who cares? He's

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not really acting in this movie. Like, like,

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that's it. Like, there's no. well that's a lot

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of what i've heard about this movie is he's not

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really acting he doesn't he doesn't really change

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his face at all and this isn't like a dread kind

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of thing where carl urban just you know like

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yeah what carl urban's in dread yeah he's yeah

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he's dread he's dread he's dread yeah he's long

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i love you carl but i just can't see it oh man

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we gotta watch it oh my god it's good yeah yeah

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i caught a read this is totally off random but

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i caught um when i was sitting in a car dealership

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getting my car service not too long ago i caught

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the tail end of the remake of total recall and

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it just completely misses the point of the original

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it's not great uh no dread is fantastic and i

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do believe i have it somewhere if you guys want

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to borrow it oh like how we borrowed how long

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ago we borrowed fast and furious that's right

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never get it back we got through it though we

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did get through it i have it back don't i if

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i don't it's okay no because i said hey Take

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this back. And you're like, no, just keep it.

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I'm like, I have digital copies of all of it.

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That's exactly what you said. Yeah. Yeah. So

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I'm not like, it's not, that wasn't a big deal.

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And actually I have a digital copy of dread too.

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It doesn't really matter. Okay. All right. I

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guess I gotta get back on this movie, huh? Back

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to the movie. Let's talk about a bad movie, not

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a good movie. Right. Let's see. I'm trying to

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remember the order of events here. We met the

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team. They're bringing everyone. basically and

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then and then um the ship the mining ship comes

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back to earth with the crew this is so stupid

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this is where it really gets dumb yeah so then

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and then we find out that like okay so like They

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they, you know, decontaminate the crew or whatever

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they let them on. But they're like standing still

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and not responding to any words. Right. They

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look pale. They look pale. They look a little

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zombie. They look like they're almost like they're

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possessed by something or whatever. Right. I

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don't know. But like all of like the military

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dudes are just like, hey, is everything OK? Like

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runs and walks up to them and then like starts

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tapping them or something, whatever. And then

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that's when they go ballistic and they're like,

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oh, no, it's the aliens. And they're who could

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have seen this black eyes. And yeah, they start.

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Yeah. basically chaos ensues and then brute like

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you know the basic chaos ensues while bruce and

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the the science lady are talking and they're

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like oh shit like gotta grab a gun and gotta

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start doing stuff and it's just really bad choreographed

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uh shooting you know john this is not like this

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the the action cuts all over the place you don't

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really follow anything people just kind of it

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just cuts to guys shooting at a random angle

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and then cross cut to random guy falling down

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or random alien falling down or whatever it is

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but when i say aliens it's just dudes it's just

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dudes with black eyes like that's it yeah um

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what is that the yell um a wilhelm scream Wilhelm

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scream. There is no Wilhelm scream. Damn. We

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would have taken a drink for it. We would have,

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yeah. I was hoping. And then, meanwhile, back

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at the ranch, the fucking Frank Grillo. Oh, yeah,

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he's in this movie. I kept saying that. Oh, yeah,

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you're in that. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm

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trying to remember. So Frank Grillo shows up

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at the facility, like, right when this is all

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kicking off, and he's the general, and they let

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him in or whatever. He's like, all right. Or

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like, like they let him in. He's like, all right,

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we got to lock down the whole entire place. And

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then, so basically Bruce Willis is fighting on

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one side, general Frank Grillo is fighting on

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the other side and it's all going to shit. But

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so they eventually, I think they eventually contaminate

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the, or they eventually contained the threat.

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I think they kill all of the survivors. Yes.

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Crew. And then they're like, okay, we need a

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new play. Oh no. And then we get introduced to

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Frank Grillo's nephew. Oh, yeah. I didn't even

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realize he was a nephew until way later. And

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that was like a whole thing is that he's this

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kid. His actor is Brandon Thomas Lee, and he

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does not have a Wikipedia page. This is awesome

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because I just looked him up. Yeah. Do you know

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who he's the son of? Is he related to Bruce Lee?

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Nope. Okay, good. I'm like, because he's dead.

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Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Oh, that Lee.

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He's the son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

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I'm losing my mind at this cast, by the way.

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I'm looking at this cast as we're talking. In

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the good way or the bad way? Oh, in a good way.

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Because everybody is related to somebody in some

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way, shape, or form. So Brandon Thomas Lee is

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the son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. And

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then we've got Trevor Gretzky. Trevor Gretzky?

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Like Wes and Wayne Gretzky? As Wayne Gretzky's

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son. No way. What? He played Felix Zand? Eh,

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not important. Okay. The best character is Adelaide

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Kane. Okay. She's the science engineer who is

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about to go on leave and then they're like, nope,

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you can't go. You're still on base. We need you

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to prep the cube on. Are you related to someone?

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I have no idea, but she acts circles around everyone.

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Yeah, right. She's the only one that's actually

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trying. Adelaide Kane. I'm so sorry you were

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in this movie, but you are a very, very, very

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bright spot in this movie. I'm invested in her

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character. They gave her nothing to work with,

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but you know what? At least she makes it... I

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think she's doing her best, and I think her best

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is... I hope you're in more things. I hope this

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didn't hurt your career. She's been in a ton

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of things, actually. She was in The Purge. Just

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because... She's been in a bunch of TV shows

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for a lot of episodes, including Once Upon a

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Time. She's reoccurring on Seal Team. Okay. So

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she's been in a bunch of stuff. She was also

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in Power Rangers RPM. RPM? Who'd she play in

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RPM? That's one of the best series. Taneya 7,

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Taneya 15. Oh, she's a main villain character

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who's actually Taneya. She's secretly the turned

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cyborg sister of the main character who's the

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Black Ranger, Dylan. Well, she was in 32 episodes

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of that. Yeah, because she's like one of the

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main characters. Yeah. I knew she was talented.

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Powering through, let's see. Oh, yeah. Brandon

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Thomas Lee is Frank Grillo's nephew, and he's

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the upstart soldier who wants more action. He's

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ready to be a man. He's ready to get in and get

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his glory, and then he's like, no. Frank Grillo's

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like, no. You stay behind, because they're going

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to, what is it? Their backup plan is like, all

00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:06.359
right, well, we're going to deal with these aliens,

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but go to their home world and blow them the

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fuck up. And nuke it. Yeah, that's it. And throughout

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the first... throughout the film they're kind

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of like 36 minutes since first contact 47 minutes

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since first contact they do that thing like where

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like oh like the new scene it's been 49 minutes

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since first contact they kind of forget that

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happened to the movie yeah i was gonna say this

00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:29.720
doesn't go anywhere of course but um They have

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that as a kind of hanging over our heads. And

00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:33.559
yeah, as Andre says, it's like, okay, well, the

00:22:33.559 --> 00:22:36.519
team came back. We were obviously not prepared

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to think they could be corrupted. Yeah, right.

00:22:39.740 --> 00:22:42.740
Which is so dumb. Let's go to home planet and

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just wipe them away. And I'll say at this point,

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we have no idea what these aliens look like.

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Yeah, right. We have not seen anything besides

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black eyes from the crew. That's it. That's the

00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:56.980
only. they can't talk as far as we know they

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didn't say we will take over your world or whatever

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but they're like yeah i mean i do kind of appreciate

00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:03.799
that they're just like yeah all right we're just

00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:05.339
gonna have to kill them all dead like nothing

00:23:05.339 --> 00:23:09.759
for it but nothing for it so they're like basically

00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:12.980
getting together a ragtag like a crew to to to

00:23:12.980 --> 00:23:16.259
get teleported over to i think they found out

00:23:16.259 --> 00:23:18.460
like that they're coming through on the um the

00:23:18.460 --> 00:23:20.740
alora colony right one of the three colonies

00:23:20.740 --> 00:23:26.369
that they have so So they're going to bring out

00:23:26.369 --> 00:23:30.410
– bring Bruce Willis, have him drop the Q -bomb,

00:23:30.470 --> 00:23:34.049
go home, call it a day. Yeah, and then basically

00:23:34.049 --> 00:23:36.269
the nephew, Brandon Thomas Lee, argues himself

00:23:36.269 --> 00:23:42.109
onto the crew. And then the doctor lady and Bruce

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Willis are basically arguing of like – like you

00:23:45.240 --> 00:23:47.440
know arguing about the morality of the choice

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and that's like what this movie tries to hang

00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:51.839
its hat on is like is it morally correct to commit

00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:54.619
genocide on an entire alien race which is just

00:23:54.619 --> 00:23:58.690
the most like I don't know um there's just not

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enough weight in here to like there's not there's

00:24:00.329 --> 00:24:03.309
no way so the question itself is just so silly

00:24:03.309 --> 00:24:07.650
and it's there's no nuance to it at all and yes

00:24:07.650 --> 00:24:09.849
there's not enough weight to it at all right

00:24:09.849 --> 00:24:12.630
like bruce willis is not acting well enough to

00:24:12.630 --> 00:24:15.210
let us believe that he has any sort of pathos

00:24:15.210 --> 00:24:17.690
or regrets or any sort of storied history beyond

00:24:17.690 --> 00:24:19.349
oh i dropped this i dropped this big ass bomb

00:24:19.349 --> 00:24:23.109
is what i do this is what i did yeah yeah andre

00:24:23.109 --> 00:24:26.240
did you mention the space gate That's what they're

00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:28.380
coming through. There's the space gate. Oh, they're

00:24:28.380 --> 00:24:30.180
going through the space gate. Okay, got it. Right,

00:24:30.299 --> 00:24:31.700
because they have to configure the space gate

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and they jump through it. That's how they get

00:24:33.759 --> 00:24:37.519
to the colony. I really started to fade by this

00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:38.839
point in the movie because I had no idea where

00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:42.960
I was going. Okay, so the doctor. Yes. Is it

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.559
Perry Reeves? Yes. We don't ever hear her name.

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No, no, no. The actress is Perry Reeves, yes.

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The actress is Perry Reeves, right? Yes. Okay,

00:24:51.019 --> 00:24:53.720
so she's been in a bunch of shit. I'm still down

00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:58.720
the rabbit hole. Her paternal grandfather, Hazard

00:24:58.720 --> 00:25:01.420
Reeves, was a sound pioneer who introduced magnetic

00:25:01.420 --> 00:25:05.400
stereophonic sound to films. Wow. This is nepotism,

00:25:05.420 --> 00:25:08.160
the movie. And her maternal great -grandfather,

00:25:08.259 --> 00:25:12.119
James H. Hughes, was a U .S. Senator. Whoa. Okay.

00:25:12.279 --> 00:25:16.160
Also, she was the girlfriend to David Duchovny.

00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:19.380
David Duchovny? I recognize that name. David

00:25:19.380 --> 00:25:23.440
Duchovny. okay this i this is i mean this is

00:25:23.440 --> 00:25:25.299
literally nepotism the movie and i'm loving every

00:25:25.299 --> 00:25:28.220
second of it yep yeah i'm sorry that i keep going

00:25:28.220 --> 00:25:30.420
down the rabbit hole no that's okay because andre

00:25:30.420 --> 00:25:32.500
and i clearly did not do our homework yeah well

00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:34.599
i didn't recognize anybody besides bruce willis

00:25:34.599 --> 00:25:39.859
and uh on our tiktok for this because i have

00:25:39.859 --> 00:25:44.359
so much to go with yeah um let's see they decide

00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:46.519
so basically they're like well what what like

00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:48.720
that's a big moral quandary that they're in or

00:25:48.720 --> 00:25:51.579
whatever but whatever they go they fucking they

00:25:51.579 --> 00:25:55.099
fucking send they fucking suit up and these suits

00:25:55.099 --> 00:25:58.039
look so fucking lame like they look like styrofoam

00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:01.019
fucking like halo cosplay like it looks like

00:26:01.019 --> 00:26:05.259
bad angry on this oh andre was really upset about

00:26:05.259 --> 00:26:07.559
like it was like really upset it was just more

00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:10.740
like you were not you were not thrilled at the

00:26:10.740 --> 00:26:13.420
discount spartans yeah so like they basically

00:26:13.420 --> 00:26:15.859
have discount like they basically have discount

00:26:15.859 --> 00:26:18.119
spartan chest plates but like The way that the

00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:20.079
actors move, like, you don't believe that it's

00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:22.880
any sort of metal, you know? But that's what

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:24.619
I'm saying, though, is I find it funny when you

00:26:24.619 --> 00:26:26.539
get mad about things because you just go, they

00:26:26.539 --> 00:26:29.940
fucking, fucking the fucking thing and fuck this.

00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:33.019
Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck. Exactly. I don't know

00:26:33.019 --> 00:26:36.220
what else to say, Madeline. Fuck. I mean, we

00:26:36.220 --> 00:26:38.920
haven't even talked about the sniper rifle lady.

00:26:39.200 --> 00:26:41.220
No, well, we haven't gotten there yet. So we

00:26:41.220 --> 00:26:44.400
go to, we jump to, we do the space jump, right?

00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:47.160
And apparently they don't go in the ship. they're

00:26:47.160 --> 00:26:49.539
just like they quantum leap or whatever through

00:26:49.539 --> 00:26:54.099
it and the the the engineer lady um is like oh

00:26:54.099 --> 00:26:55.559
like you know i'm pretty sure we'll be able to

00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:57.140
get there like it'll be fine or whatever like

00:26:57.140 --> 00:26:58.420
yeah like we'll be right on the planet surface

00:26:58.420 --> 00:27:00.420
it'll be totally fine and then is it fine because

00:27:00.420 --> 00:27:02.339
they they teleport and they're all just flying

00:27:02.339 --> 00:27:05.839
with spacesuits on like outside like on the planet

00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:10.180
surf like like in the planet's orbit um so the

00:27:10.180 --> 00:27:12.660
squad gets separated i think the the engineer

00:27:12.660 --> 00:27:15.980
and they come down there's a did you i zoned

00:27:15.980 --> 00:27:18.019
out did you mention that like they come through

00:27:18.019 --> 00:27:21.220
space and there's like there's a fighting happening

00:27:21.220 --> 00:27:23.279
in space because they're fighting okay there's

00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:25.920
dog fighting happening in space so now we've

00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:29.569
established that the aliens have spaceships yeah

00:27:29.569 --> 00:27:31.609
they have space machines and they're fighting

00:27:31.609 --> 00:27:33.750
the human space machines so it's like okay i

00:27:33.750 --> 00:27:36.710
guess there's we think we don't actually get

00:27:36.710 --> 00:27:39.269
100 confirmation they don't say like they just

00:27:39.269 --> 00:27:40.549
like oh there's fighting here they don't ever

00:27:40.549 --> 00:27:42.589
they don't ever comment they don't address it

00:27:42.589 --> 00:27:44.509
they never say that if the other the anime ships

00:27:44.509 --> 00:27:47.609
are actually from the aliens yeah who knows yeah

00:27:47.609 --> 00:27:50.150
um but it's all just background you know they're

00:27:50.150 --> 00:27:51.730
just fighting in the background we don't see

00:27:51.730 --> 00:27:54.170
anything about them they come through space the

00:27:54.170 --> 00:27:56.430
space gate they see it um so they're getting

00:27:56.430 --> 00:27:59.650
the the the space warfare is happening so that's

00:27:59.650 --> 00:28:02.309
how they get separated is that like they basically

00:28:02.309 --> 00:28:05.029
get blasted out of the atmosphere in down to

00:28:05.029 --> 00:28:09.029
the planet so they think everybody like three

00:28:09.029 --> 00:28:11.190
people land together and they're like okay well

00:28:11.190 --> 00:28:13.930
i guess everybody else is dead so sad well we

00:28:13.930 --> 00:28:16.170
got to keep moving on and this is where it's

00:28:16.170 --> 00:28:17.450
really what's really kind of cool characters

00:28:17.450 --> 00:28:19.789
and this so this allura place like it's really

00:28:19.789 --> 00:28:22.650
cool you it looks what's really fascinating about

00:28:22.650 --> 00:28:24.309
is that it looks exactly like the pacific northwest

00:28:25.019 --> 00:28:28.640
uh so it's just it's literally just like it really

00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:30.519
does look like the pacific northwest well like

00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:32.059
this like you don't know that they're on an alien

00:28:32.059 --> 00:28:33.920
planet like it's like well what's there what's

00:28:33.920 --> 00:28:35.700
so fascinating is that 300 years from now we

00:28:35.700 --> 00:28:38.640
find a plant that's so similar to ours that we

00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:40.019
could cohabitate on it you know without having

00:28:40.019 --> 00:28:42.740
to terraform it right so northwest yeah yeah

00:28:42.740 --> 00:28:44.680
it's all just the entire state of washington

00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.200
just all play the whole planet it's really cool

00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:52.190
very fascinating um in the forest no there are

00:28:52.190 --> 00:28:57.410
no vampire boys i wish um so yeah basically what

00:28:57.410 --> 00:29:00.109
what is it so they end up they land there they're

00:29:00.109 --> 00:29:02.289
split up we don't know we think they assume that

00:29:02.289 --> 00:29:04.869
bruce willis and uh frank griller are dead and

00:29:04.869 --> 00:29:07.690
a few other characters the scientist lady has

00:29:07.690 --> 00:29:13.190
gone too so it's just um lady engineer lady engineer

00:29:13.190 --> 00:29:15.809
bruce willis's friend and then the nephew the

00:29:15.809 --> 00:29:20.849
hothead nephew right Yes. Sol Cantos, Brandon

00:29:20.849 --> 00:29:26.319
Thomas Lee. Okay. yeah let's see no so they meet

00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:29.359
up with soul cantos the okay she's a she's a

00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:31.819
soldier that's on that's stationed there or whatever

00:29:31.819 --> 00:29:34.640
and they basically like they they start shooting

00:29:34.640 --> 00:29:36.400
and they have to shoot people that are i guess

00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:38.200
are taken over by aliens we don't know right

00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:40.079
are those were those people taken over by aliens

00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.539
the people in the lord of the ring robes no no

00:29:42.539 --> 00:29:44.619
no or were they the lord of the ring robes okay

00:29:44.619 --> 00:29:48.480
yeah yeah yeah so like basically on the planet

00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:50.059
like we'll we finally see the aliens and the

00:29:50.059 --> 00:29:52.759
aliens are in these knockoff ringwraith robes

00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:55.049
like that's it like they look like like you don't

00:29:55.049 --> 00:29:56.529
see we don't see their faces like they just have

00:29:56.529 --> 00:29:59.930
a hood on with some costumes from lord of the

00:29:59.930 --> 00:30:02.109
rings yeah literally they went to spirit halloween

00:30:02.109 --> 00:30:05.069
got some ringwraith costumes it's very confusing

00:30:05.069 --> 00:30:08.690
yeah so like these so these aliens are ringwraiths

00:30:08.690 --> 00:30:10.809
and then knockoff ringwraiths they also have

00:30:10.809 --> 00:30:13.109
starships and they also take over people and

00:30:13.109 --> 00:30:15.930
turn their eyes black and take over their minds

00:30:15.930 --> 00:30:19.200
so they're also parasites i don't know Got it?

00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:23.039
No, because the Borg have this whole thing where

00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:25.559
when somebody's Borg'd up, you can see they're

00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:28.900
all their part. They're cyborgs, right? They're

00:30:28.900 --> 00:30:30.799
all about machines. What I'm trying to say is

00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:33.759
the Borgs have a more cohesive aesthetic and

00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:36.599
ability set. You know what I'm saying? The girl

00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:39.220
from the Rick and Morty episode where she's the

00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:41.839
planet. She controls all the people on the planet.

00:30:42.180 --> 00:30:47.440
Oh, my God. I don't know. That's Rick's love

00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:49.599
interest. Fucking holy shit. Rick has a love

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:52.819
interest? Yeah, he does. I didn't know about

00:30:52.819 --> 00:30:57.339
that. Unity, I think? Unity, yes. Well, right.

00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:01.700
So that whole episode is that unity is like a

00:31:01.700 --> 00:31:04.460
cosmic force that just mind controls entire planets

00:31:04.460 --> 00:31:07.789
at a time. The unity? Isn't that what Steppenwolf

00:31:07.789 --> 00:31:10.170
wants to bring about with the mother boxes? Yes,

00:31:10.170 --> 00:31:12.089
yes, yes. Maybe he just wants to fuck Unity just

00:31:12.089 --> 00:31:14.049
like Rick does, but whatever. It's fine. I think

00:31:14.049 --> 00:31:15.690
he definitely does want to get spanked by Unity.

00:31:15.890 --> 00:31:20.589
Yeah. Anyways. Yeah, it's like that. But like,

00:31:20.670 --> 00:31:23.490
I guess. So there's just no cohesiveness to these

00:31:23.490 --> 00:31:25.759
aliens. We don't. whatever it's fine who cares

00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:29.240
um so they shoot the aliens who cares and then

00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:31.039
they and then they meet up with another faction

00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:33.619
another set of soldiers human soldiers that are

00:31:33.619 --> 00:31:36.000
on there and one of them is soul canto she's

00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.099
the she's the lady on the cover of the poster

00:31:38.099 --> 00:31:41.299
with the sniper rifle and by god this sniper

00:31:41.299 --> 00:31:44.079
rifle looks goddamn terrible it really does go

00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:46.440
back to my fucking bitching about the set design

00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:49.599
it looks like a styrofoam gun She just walks

00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:53.819
around with it very casually. And I'm not trying

00:31:53.819 --> 00:31:56.440
to be like, oh, a lady can't hold a big -ass

00:31:56.440 --> 00:31:58.420
cyber. No, it's not that. It's more like the

00:31:58.420 --> 00:32:00.779
thing looks like the way she carries it makes

00:32:00.779 --> 00:32:04.940
it look like it weighs maybe five pounds. It's

00:32:04.940 --> 00:32:06.559
not convincing at all that this thing is a weapon

00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:09.940
that can really hurt anything. You ready for

00:32:09.940 --> 00:32:11.759
a fun fact about the poster while we're talking

00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.140
about this? Okay, sure. Go for it. Yeah, hit

00:32:13.140 --> 00:32:16.119
us up. I love poster facts. The Bruce Willis

00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:18.680
image on the poster. Yeah, that's from Live Free

00:32:18.680 --> 00:32:22.099
or Die Hard. They just reused it. Oh my god.

00:32:22.180 --> 00:32:24.559
You gotta be shitting me, really? That's funny.

00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:27.339
That's so lazy. I mean, he does look a little

00:32:27.339 --> 00:32:30.539
younger in that poster, you're right. Yep, they

00:32:30.539 --> 00:32:33.240
just reused that image according to the IMDb

00:32:33.240 --> 00:32:38.240
trivia facts. That is hilarious. Wow. That's

00:32:38.240 --> 00:32:45.519
an Owen Wilson. Wow. Wow. Alright, I derailed

00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:48.250
us for a second. more so so we could get a commercial

00:32:48.250 --> 00:32:50.890
break in okay because we also have to do a shout

00:32:50.890 --> 00:32:53.609
out to our friend that got it correct yeah somebody

00:32:53.609 --> 00:32:56.190
guessed this yeah somebody guessed this it took

00:32:56.190 --> 00:32:59.190
a while it did take a while and we did get uh

00:32:59.190 --> 00:33:02.569
pretty funny guesses because the first thing

00:33:02.569 --> 00:33:05.450
that popped up when i looked up cosmic was these

00:33:05.450 --> 00:33:09.309
purple crystals floating through space okay um

00:33:09.309 --> 00:33:12.450
and so people said things like Guardians of the

00:33:12.450 --> 00:33:14.910
Galaxy because the purple is Infinity Stone.

00:33:15.089 --> 00:33:18.750
Somebody goes, I think the purple is a red herring

00:33:18.750 --> 00:33:21.250
or a purple herring. I think it's Green Lantern.

00:33:21.529 --> 00:33:27.670
Oh, wow. But our friend Movies For Real Podcast.

00:33:28.529 --> 00:33:31.410
Cool. And their Twitter account is at Movies

00:33:31.410 --> 00:33:35.910
For Real Pod. He got it correct. He wanted us

00:33:35.910 --> 00:33:39.890
to shout out his Twitter. As well as he has his

00:33:39.890 --> 00:33:42.390
own movie podcast. And this next episode that

00:33:42.390 --> 00:33:44.509
he's going to be doing, he's going to be reviewing

00:33:44.509 --> 00:33:47.849
Scream 2022, which I am really looking forward

00:33:47.849 --> 00:33:51.490
to myself. Yeah, that's exciting. So shout out

00:33:51.490 --> 00:33:54.150
to him. We're going to take a quick commercial

00:33:54.150 --> 00:33:58.230
break and come back with some more thoughts about

00:33:58.230 --> 00:34:06.519
Cosmic Sun. And we're back. All right, Andre,

00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:09.559
I distracted you long enough. Get your thoughts

00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:11.800
together. Let's let's fucking go. We're going

00:34:11.800 --> 00:34:13.440
to power through this. We got a half hour to

00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:16.159
go. Holy shit. I'm in this movie runtime. I mean.

00:34:16.960 --> 00:34:21.079
all right so fucking all right so we the one

00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:24.139
of the team the the nephew and the and the mechanic

00:34:24.139 --> 00:34:27.159
and everybody team up with the other soldiers

00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:29.199
and they're trying to get back to their base

00:34:29.199 --> 00:34:32.659
so they can um you know stabilize the q bomb

00:34:32.659 --> 00:34:34.760
and get ready to fuck shit up with it yeah they

00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:36.579
only have so long before the q bomb is going

00:34:36.579 --> 00:34:39.579
to go off yes um and then we pan over to bruce

00:34:39.579 --> 00:34:45.219
willis surprise he's not dead yeah he's with

00:34:45.219 --> 00:34:47.780
somebody else right yeah oh maybe maybe he's

00:34:47.780 --> 00:34:50.219
still with maybe i fucked it up and he's with

00:34:50.219 --> 00:34:52.539
his friend dash maybe dash wasn't yeah i think

00:34:52.539 --> 00:34:54.550
dash is still yeah because i think It's just

00:34:54.550 --> 00:34:57.429
the mechanic lady and the nephew. And then Dash

00:34:57.429 --> 00:34:58.949
is with Bruce Willis still. He's the one that

00:34:58.949 --> 00:35:01.210
yanks him. Like Bruce was like in a cave or something.

00:35:01.489 --> 00:35:03.610
And they have like, they try to do this cool,

00:35:03.670 --> 00:35:05.809
like, oh man, it's trippy. He doesn't know what's

00:35:05.809 --> 00:35:08.309
going on. He has like a vision, but it's not

00:35:08.309 --> 00:35:10.789
clear. It's a vision. We don't really know what

00:35:10.789 --> 00:35:11.730
we're looking at. We don't really know. Like

00:35:11.730 --> 00:35:13.909
he's like being like, you know, and then like

00:35:13.909 --> 00:35:16.110
he's having a vision of like the doctor lady.

00:35:16.690 --> 00:35:19.150
And it's like, oh, it's kind of unclear if he's

00:35:19.150 --> 00:35:21.070
in his right mind or whatever. And then his friend

00:35:21.070 --> 00:35:22.469
comes, grabs him and yanks him. And I was like,

00:35:22.510 --> 00:35:24.949
we gotta go. We gotta, we gotta get, we gotta

00:35:24.949 --> 00:35:27.710
regroup, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so

00:35:27.710 --> 00:35:29.170
he's like, all right, yeah, sure. And then I

00:35:29.170 --> 00:35:30.989
think, I think there's some more shooting. I

00:35:30.989 --> 00:35:33.489
don't remember. It's all so badly directed, dude.

00:35:33.590 --> 00:35:35.880
Like I, like, I feel like I'm not. dwelling enough

00:35:35.880 --> 00:35:37.760
on the fact that you have no idea what's going

00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.219
on shot for shot in this movie it's just really

00:35:40.219 --> 00:35:42.940
awkward cuts all over the place and it's one

00:35:42.940 --> 00:35:44.119
of those things where like i'm not a director

00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:46.579
i i have never worked on a movie before so it's

00:35:46.579 --> 00:35:48.300
really easy for me to criticize without giving

00:35:48.300 --> 00:35:50.719
specific points but like you can just tell that

00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:52.579
like the action is so messy you have no idea

00:35:52.579 --> 00:35:54.699
what the through line of a scene is and it's

00:35:54.699 --> 00:35:58.409
just it's so oh the the thing that's that that

00:35:58.409 --> 00:36:00.469
really hurts it is we just don't understand like

00:36:00.469 --> 00:36:01.989
so we know what the humans are doing the humans

00:36:01.989 --> 00:36:03.969
are on this planet to kill all the aliens but

00:36:03.969 --> 00:36:05.809
we don't know anything about these aliens yeah

00:36:05.809 --> 00:36:07.510
right they look like we don't know what they

00:36:07.510 --> 00:36:09.449
want we have not talked to the aliens at all

00:36:09.449 --> 00:36:12.070
yeah no contact has actually been made besides

00:36:12.070 --> 00:36:14.309
besides just oh i guess these guys are taking

00:36:14.309 --> 00:36:15.730
over the aliens and they're shooting at us now

00:36:15.730 --> 00:36:17.269
like that's the only interaction they're not

00:36:17.269 --> 00:36:19.849
friendly that's all we know yeah and i guess

00:36:19.849 --> 00:36:23.050
that's enough yeah um well apparently whoever

00:36:23.050 --> 00:36:25.869
so the guy that directed this apparently loves

00:36:25.869 --> 00:36:27.769
working with bruce willis because this is like

00:36:27.769 --> 00:36:29.750
the fourth or fifth movie they've worked together

00:36:29.750 --> 00:36:32.230
jesus does he like have did he like blackmail

00:36:32.230 --> 00:36:34.769
bruce willis or something like maybe i think

00:36:34.769 --> 00:36:36.989
bruce willis this was just a pay cut this was

00:36:36.989 --> 00:36:39.809
a sorry a paycheck like you're gonna be on set

00:36:39.809 --> 00:36:42.030
you know andre like when you make fun of like

00:36:42.030 --> 00:36:43.670
when you do his when you do your impersonation

00:36:43.670 --> 00:36:46.969
of him in the the air duck uh in uh come out

00:36:46.969 --> 00:36:49.929
to the exactly have a few laughs come out to

00:36:49.929 --> 00:36:52.630
the studio wear some costumes we'll have a few

00:36:52.630 --> 00:36:55.489
laughs you'll get paid call it a day i'm starting

00:36:55.489 --> 00:36:57.050
to think because like literally they've been

00:36:57.050 --> 00:37:00.250
together for four movies and three of the four

00:37:00.250 --> 00:37:02.309
because the other one just completed and hasn't

00:37:02.309 --> 00:37:08.570
been released yet are terrible yeah so all right

00:37:08.570 --> 00:37:13.159
yeah So where are we? So we've reconnected with

00:37:13.159 --> 00:37:18.119
Bruce Willis and Friends. We still don't have

00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:21.179
eyes on Frank Grillo, who's in this movie too,

00:37:21.460 --> 00:37:24.539
and Science Lady. Yes, and Science Lady. But

00:37:24.539 --> 00:37:27.019
isn't this time, like, somehow I think, like...

00:37:27.019 --> 00:37:29.820
No, it happens later. So they're going, so they're

00:37:29.820 --> 00:37:31.840
making their way towards this base, the comm

00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:34.579
tower, because that's what they're going to do

00:37:34.579 --> 00:37:36.860
to load the Q -bomb into the thing so then they

00:37:36.860 --> 00:37:37.480
can shoot it at the space gate. Yes, to help

00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:41.050
detonate the gateway. to to seal off everybody

00:37:41.050 --> 00:37:42.829
all the aliens coming through yeah they knew

00:37:42.829 --> 00:37:45.349
they know it's basically a suicide mission yes

00:37:45.349 --> 00:37:51.130
um so they engineer girl gets there and that's

00:37:51.130 --> 00:37:53.309
when frank grillo finally makes contact with

00:37:53.309 --> 00:37:56.309
her and he is still in space yes he's like i'm

00:37:56.309 --> 00:37:58.809
still up here never came down never came down

00:37:58.809 --> 00:38:01.070
he's just talking for space now so he's just

00:38:01.070 --> 00:38:03.610
talking from behind a green screen and he's like

00:38:03.610 --> 00:38:05.920
telling the engineer lady being like being like

00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:08.280
if you if you shoot the q bomb into me i may

00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:11.559
be able to like fly over and detonate it myself

00:38:11.559 --> 00:38:13.699
you know i might have enough juice to kickstart

00:38:13.699 --> 00:38:16.219
it or whatever and he's like don't tell don't

00:38:16.219 --> 00:38:18.659
tell my nephew brandon thomas lee because he's

00:38:18.659 --> 00:38:20.900
not ready for that yeah exactly just let him

00:38:20.900 --> 00:38:23.260
think i'm still dead blah it'll be easier this

00:38:23.260 --> 00:38:26.019
way easier and then whatever and i don't know

00:38:26.019 --> 00:38:28.360
she's like oh that's really horrible okay yeah

00:38:28.360 --> 00:38:32.840
she's like what no all right sure blah um All

00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:34.599
right. So we get this plan together and then,

00:38:34.619 --> 00:38:37.679
oh, gosh, plot twist. The doctor lady shows up,

00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:41.260
but she's all taken over by the aliens now. They

00:38:41.260 --> 00:38:44.559
got her. Who could have seen this coming? And

00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:48.079
then we flashback to when Bruce Willis was on

00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:50.280
that, like flashback to when Bruce Willis was

00:38:50.280 --> 00:38:52.980
having that vision. It was because we saw the

00:38:52.980 --> 00:38:55.619
ringwraith person grab the doctor lady and put

00:38:55.619 --> 00:38:58.119
alien goo on her face. And then she was like,

00:38:58.179 --> 00:39:01.039
Oh God, I'm an alien. Wait, he gooed in her face?

00:39:01.260 --> 00:39:05.889
Yeah. Just put war paint on her. War paint, yeah.

00:39:05.969 --> 00:39:09.050
It looked like he reached into a cup or something,

00:39:09.250 --> 00:39:11.730
like a black goo, and just smeared her face with

00:39:11.730 --> 00:39:15.590
war paint style. That's how the possession works.

00:39:16.269 --> 00:39:19.010
He kept his load and then put it in a cup and

00:39:19.010 --> 00:39:21.110
then put it on her later. I mean, whatever. I

00:39:21.110 --> 00:39:23.389
don't know, dude. I just want to get the pun

00:39:23.389 --> 00:39:28.150
of he gooed in her face. It was not great. He

00:39:28.150 --> 00:39:30.449
painted goo on her face. Oh, God. All right.

00:39:30.530 --> 00:39:32.989
We're moving on. We're moving on. Aliens are

00:39:32.989 --> 00:39:36.599
not fuckable. yeah not these aliens these aliens

00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:39.099
don't have enough personality and so then finally

00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:41.500
through the through the possessed doctor we have

00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:44.699
some dialogue from the aliens they can talk they

00:39:44.699 --> 00:39:47.619
can talk and they're like wah ha ha we're evil

00:39:47.619 --> 00:39:50.019
i'm going to kill all of the humans and there's

00:39:50.019 --> 00:39:52.320
nothing you can do to stop us therefore erasing

00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:55.500
any sort of moral quandary we had with oh man

00:39:55.500 --> 00:39:58.159
maybe we should guess what they deserve it anyway

00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:00.139
yeah right like i don't understand what the point

00:40:00.139 --> 00:40:02.489
was of them like the movie trying to make the

00:40:02.489 --> 00:40:05.250
make people feel bad about like, Oh, is it, is

00:40:05.250 --> 00:40:08.010
it, is it, is it our, it's our cosmic sin to,

00:40:08.090 --> 00:40:10.849
to, to kill all these aliens. And it's like,

00:40:10.849 --> 00:40:12.969
well, the aliens are just necessarily evil. They're

00:40:12.969 --> 00:40:14.869
not defending their home world. They're just,

00:40:14.909 --> 00:40:19.130
we want to take over the human race. That pun

00:40:19.130 --> 00:40:21.690
was awful. And I feel like it's the same level

00:40:21.690 --> 00:40:23.510
as the writing of this movie. No, that's what

00:40:23.510 --> 00:40:24.909
I was. It wasn't a pun. That wasn't a fucking

00:40:24.909 --> 00:40:26.449
joke. Like it's literally what they say. It's

00:40:26.449 --> 00:40:28.429
like, it's our cosmic sin. I wasn't joking. I

00:40:28.429 --> 00:40:30.750
was like, that's the dialogue. That's the title

00:40:30.750 --> 00:40:35.590
drop. They didn't. No, you thought I was riffing.

00:40:35.590 --> 00:40:39.909
No, that's what they said. Yeah, man. Everything

00:40:39.909 --> 00:40:44.909
hurts. Yeah. This movie is just so... We're not

00:40:44.909 --> 00:40:48.829
even done yet. Some things that just annoyed

00:40:48.829 --> 00:40:51.469
the crap out of me is that this reminded me of

00:40:51.469 --> 00:40:54.510
a Doctor Who special that aired right at the

00:40:54.510 --> 00:40:58.389
end of David Tennant's run, Waters of Mars. Okay.

00:40:59.630 --> 00:41:02.110
You know, quick synopsis, the doctor lands on

00:41:02.110 --> 00:41:05.130
Mars at the same time that the first human settlement

00:41:05.130 --> 00:41:06.929
colony is there. And, you know, they're doing

00:41:06.929 --> 00:41:10.389
science -y things and they make contact with

00:41:10.389 --> 00:41:13.110
an alien and things happen. And the doctor has

00:41:13.110 --> 00:41:15.590
to make the moral decision because he knows about

00:41:15.590 --> 00:41:18.090
this. This is a fixed point in time. He has to

00:41:18.090 --> 00:41:20.269
make the moral choice of, do I sit back and let

00:41:20.269 --> 00:41:22.570
history play out the way it's intended? Or do

00:41:22.570 --> 00:41:25.849
I break the code I've set for myself slash the

00:41:25.849 --> 00:41:29.550
code of the time Lords, the cosmic sin. interfere

00:41:29.550 --> 00:41:34.070
with history. That's the plot. And it's so much

00:41:34.070 --> 00:41:37.329
better than this movie. And then I recently read

00:41:37.329 --> 00:41:41.289
a duology, a sci -fi duology that also dealt

00:41:41.289 --> 00:41:43.389
with, you know, not necessarily first contact.

00:41:44.030 --> 00:41:45.730
Humanity had already made contact with aliens.

00:41:46.150 --> 00:41:48.909
But once again, that moral quandary of, well,

00:41:48.949 --> 00:41:52.110
they attacked us. Do we wipe them out and commit

00:41:52.110 --> 00:41:55.489
genocide as retaliation and to protect ourselves?

00:41:55.849 --> 00:42:00.670
Or do we keep trying to find ways to survive

00:42:00.670 --> 00:42:03.909
that also keeps this alien race alive as well

00:42:03.909 --> 00:42:08.230
those are moral problems this is like well we

00:42:08.230 --> 00:42:10.429
don't know if these aliens are bad or not but

00:42:10.429 --> 00:42:11.949
all we've seen of the aliens is that they're

00:42:11.949 --> 00:42:14.469
killing each other on the ground and in space

00:42:14.469 --> 00:42:17.269
wow this is a really hard decision we've really

00:42:17.269 --> 00:42:21.110
made the blood general for this yeah yeah that

00:42:21.110 --> 00:42:23.590
doesn't sound like a moral quandary that sounds

00:42:23.590 --> 00:42:29.409
like a uh it sounds like that sucks you're having

00:42:29.409 --> 00:42:32.409
a bad day sorry you didn't get your leave oh

00:42:32.409 --> 00:42:39.190
my god yeah okay so so we're still going we're

00:42:39.190 --> 00:42:41.789
still going movie's almost over thankfully yeah

00:42:41.789 --> 00:42:43.309
i don't even know what resolves about this they

00:42:43.309 --> 00:42:45.269
monologue each other a little bit and i think

00:42:45.269 --> 00:42:47.230
bruce willis just fucking shoots her right like

00:42:47.230 --> 00:42:49.440
doesn't isn't that it I think he shoots her.

00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.480
Yeah. That seems right. I don't remember. I don't

00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:53.980
know. Who cared? Who cared at the end? And then

00:42:53.980 --> 00:42:56.579
there's just it's a boring ass fight. And then

00:42:56.579 --> 00:42:58.619
they're like, oh, like, well, we like, you know,

00:42:58.619 --> 00:43:00.480
it struggles to push the button to send the Q

00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:03.820
bomb up to hit. She doesn't actually really struggle.

00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:06.460
She just does it. Yeah. And then Frank Grillo

00:43:06.460 --> 00:43:08.599
is like, you know, like, oh, I got the Q bomb

00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:12.380
and then like flies into the. um the gate and

00:43:12.380 --> 00:43:15.219
then the gate gets destroyed whoa and then you

00:43:15.219 --> 00:43:17.619
know hopeful music plays the gate closes behind

00:43:17.619 --> 00:43:19.679
it causes a black hole and the gate collapses

00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:22.039
inside of it and it wipes out the whole entire

00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:24.619
attack fleet of the of the aliens yes oh and

00:43:24.619 --> 00:43:27.019
you know just for clarification the aliens are

00:43:27.019 --> 00:43:28.679
on the other side of the space gate they've come

00:43:28.679 --> 00:43:31.099
through and now they're on that on you elvira

00:43:31.099 --> 00:43:34.309
or whatever the planet's called um elora alora

00:43:34.309 --> 00:43:36.949
alora so like that's why the space case so as

00:43:36.949 --> 00:43:39.750
far as we know them for sending the q bomb through

00:43:39.750 --> 00:43:42.510
has destroyed everything right oh now i remember

00:43:42.510 --> 00:43:44.929
no it's brax it's it's the nephew that like finally

00:43:44.929 --> 00:43:46.989
does it you know like that does the push button

00:43:46.989 --> 00:43:49.869
he says goodbye was he there i forgot him me

00:43:49.869 --> 00:43:52.300
if he was there Yeah, no, he was there because

00:43:52.300 --> 00:43:53.960
he finds out. He's like, there's got to be another

00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:56.219
way. We got to do this in a different way. And

00:43:56.219 --> 00:43:58.480
then he's like, there is no other way. There

00:43:58.480 --> 00:44:01.440
is no other way. Yeah. He really gets over this

00:44:01.440 --> 00:44:03.320
moral quandary pretty fast. And he's like, okay,

00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:07.519
fine. And then that's it. oh that's right he

00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:09.300
does that and then and then he has this weird

00:44:09.300 --> 00:44:11.920
scene like where he walks out and then he goes

00:44:11.920 --> 00:44:14.400
and and like has a fist fight with the ringwraith

00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:17.500
guy right because he's all pissed off yeah they

00:44:17.500 --> 00:44:20.320
settle this mano a mano yeah and then he just

00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:22.519
punches them and then that's it and then it's

00:44:22.519 --> 00:44:25.460
over and then he's dead and then and then we

00:44:25.460 --> 00:44:27.920
have our denouement we have oh man like you know

00:44:27.920 --> 00:44:30.679
we the the the gate gets wiped out and then we

00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:34.550
cut back to one week later and and and bruce

00:44:34.550 --> 00:44:36.650
willis is drinking out of a bar with all of the

00:44:36.650 --> 00:44:39.610
cast that survived and then he thinks about he

00:44:39.610 --> 00:44:41.730
has a flashback to the doctor and he's like thinks

00:44:41.730 --> 00:44:43.809
about the doctor for a little bit they could

00:44:43.809 --> 00:44:45.829
have been great them could have been great what

00:44:45.829 --> 00:44:48.489
a what a pair and then he's then he just looks

00:44:48.489 --> 00:44:51.150
on takes a shot and then just leaves and then

00:44:51.150 --> 00:44:53.489
that's the credits they're all scroll credits

00:44:53.489 --> 00:44:56.269
and he has the same fucking face the entire goddamn

00:44:56.269 --> 00:44:58.610
movie yeah emoting is not his strong point in

00:44:58.610 --> 00:45:01.019
this movie i'll say that um him and Frank Grillo

00:45:01.019 --> 00:45:03.679
probably share maybe 10 to 12 minutes of screen

00:45:03.679 --> 00:45:06.420
time together. You have two relatively big stars.

00:45:06.820 --> 00:45:08.579
I'd say Frank Grillo's pretty big, right? I think

00:45:08.579 --> 00:45:13.760
he's pretty big. That's honestly what it felt

00:45:13.760 --> 00:45:15.179
like, where it's like you have those two guys

00:45:15.179 --> 00:45:16.820
on the cover, but they don't share the screen

00:45:16.820 --> 00:45:19.179
barely at all. No, they really don't. And they

00:45:19.179 --> 00:45:21.019
probably exchange three sentences of dialogue

00:45:21.019 --> 00:45:25.599
tops. yeah they're like he's like i think he's

00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:27.460
like like the general says like oh glad you're

00:45:27.460 --> 00:45:31.500
here blood general and that's it you know yeah

00:45:31.500 --> 00:45:33.300
you know we need a man who can do we need someone

00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:35.599
who can do the job you can do the job yeah and

00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:37.920
that's it there's no like you know there's no

00:45:37.920 --> 00:45:40.159
there's no um dynamic between them there's no

00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:42.780
chemistry with anybody on this fucking movie

00:45:42.780 --> 00:45:47.739
no it's it's also it's also stupid yeah Well,

00:45:47.739 --> 00:45:50.019
like, okay, I'm fine with stupid. It's just that

00:45:50.019 --> 00:45:52.320
it was boring. It's stupid and it's meaningless.

00:45:52.699 --> 00:45:55.320
Yeah. And I'm not saying China Salesman is this

00:45:55.320 --> 00:45:58.239
deep thought piece, but like, this is, I've said

00:45:58.239 --> 00:46:00.500
it three times, this is a nothing sandwich. I

00:46:00.500 --> 00:46:02.179
honestly had way more fun watching China Salesman

00:46:02.179 --> 00:46:04.500
than this. China Salesman was just so ridiculous

00:46:04.500 --> 00:46:08.159
and stupid. China Salesman was ridiculous. Yes,

00:46:08.179 --> 00:46:10.559
exactly. That's a great way to put it. The cardinal

00:46:10.559 --> 00:46:13.039
sin of this movie is that they are trying, they

00:46:13.039 --> 00:46:17.260
are they believe this is way too serious for

00:46:17.260 --> 00:46:20.420
how little efforts are put into it's just joyless

00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:23.320
it's a joyless movie there's no like it's yeah

00:46:23.320 --> 00:46:25.840
you try to have this grit but then it's like

00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:28.420
okay but you don't do it like like it's not well

00:46:28.420 --> 00:46:31.099
acted enough to like have a convincing you know

00:46:31.099 --> 00:46:34.760
i don't know man none of this none of this movie

00:46:34.760 --> 00:46:37.219
works at all like it's not it's not a good like

00:46:37.219 --> 00:46:39.800
a deep sci -fi story doesn't it doesn't push

00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.500
any sort of interesting questions because like

00:46:43.500 --> 00:46:48.059
well the biggest sin i feel like you can commit

00:46:48.059 --> 00:46:52.360
is being boring yeah yeah and this is it man

00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.360
it's right here the biggest cosmic sin yeah wow

00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:58.219
wow dude way to bring it full circle wow that's

00:46:58.219 --> 00:47:01.659
crazy you're welcome i was working on that literally

00:47:01.659 --> 00:47:03.760
and the first thing i thought of after we watched

00:47:03.760 --> 00:47:05.579
this i was like i would rather watch i was thinking

00:47:05.579 --> 00:47:07.739
back i'd rather watch the humanity bureau starring

00:47:07.739 --> 00:47:10.880
nicholas cage than this movie that was my first

00:47:10.880 --> 00:47:14.969
bad movie yeah That was the first bad movie.

00:47:15.349 --> 00:47:18.469
What's that? That was the first bad movie. The

00:47:18.469 --> 00:47:20.929
movie that started it all? The movie that started

00:47:20.929 --> 00:47:24.210
it all. That movie is better than this one. That

00:47:24.210 --> 00:47:26.809
one was at least more fun. Even though it was

00:47:26.809 --> 00:47:29.670
still very bad. But this one is just... Damn,

00:47:29.730 --> 00:47:35.150
dude. I don't know. just uninspired and nothing

00:47:35.150 --> 00:47:38.230
really works uh not even on an action level and

00:47:38.230 --> 00:47:43.369
a dumb it's very boring it's boring and bad well

00:47:43.369 --> 00:47:44.949
especially as a sci -fi movie it shouldn't be

00:47:44.949 --> 00:47:47.610
boring well right yeah and none of the parts

00:47:47.610 --> 00:47:49.570
like like like again the only part that makes

00:47:49.570 --> 00:47:52.090
it sci -fi is the really bad green screen you

00:47:52.090 --> 00:47:55.050
see of the space shots where you know right bring

00:47:55.050 --> 00:47:58.329
gorilla you gotta shoot the q bomb at me what's

00:47:58.329 --> 00:48:00.570
that sorry Otherwise, we're in the Pacific Northwest.

00:48:00.889 --> 00:48:02.789
Yeah, that's right. Exactly. And it's just dudes

00:48:02.789 --> 00:48:05.829
in military fatigues. That's it. You know, like

00:48:05.829 --> 00:48:09.550
we did and really bad plastic styrofoam weapon

00:48:09.550 --> 00:48:12.409
metal chest plates and weaponry. And that's it.

00:48:12.510 --> 00:48:15.349
You know, as much as we are given with that epic

00:48:15.349 --> 00:48:18.530
timeline at the beginning, it really like the

00:48:18.530 --> 00:48:21.570
world building just stops. Yes. Right. They try

00:48:21.570 --> 00:48:23.789
to have that world building and then they just

00:48:23.789 --> 00:48:27.780
don't anymore. It's very bizarre. Yep. All right.

00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.960
What do you guys rate it? Oh, God. I have a recording

00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:36.139
of Andre's review from two nights ago. Was it

00:48:36.139 --> 00:48:37.239
two nights ago? Yeah, it was two nights ago.

00:48:37.239 --> 00:48:38.619
I don't remember what you said, but it was a

00:48:38.619 --> 00:48:51.320
really low number. This is a 0 .12357 robot bartenders

00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:57.300
out of five. There we go. Okay. 0 .012357? 0

00:48:57.300 --> 00:49:03.460
.12357. 0 .1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0 .13, yeah.

00:49:03.579 --> 00:49:09.179
0 .13? Oh, less than one. Less than one. Less

00:49:09.179 --> 00:49:13.579
than one. Yeah, I don't know. I think the biggest...

00:49:13.579 --> 00:49:16.980
Wait, less than one star or less than one percentage

00:49:16.980 --> 00:49:19.769
of a star? Less than one percentage of a star.

00:49:19.949 --> 00:49:23.389
It's not even, like, you know, imagine, like,

00:49:23.429 --> 00:49:25.230
a little kid, like, trying to draw in the lines.

00:49:25.389 --> 00:49:27.670
Like, this kid is, like, drawing on a whole other

00:49:27.670 --> 00:49:32.570
piece of paper. Yeah. Yeah, this movie is...

00:49:32.570 --> 00:49:35.670
That right there is an analysis. I mean, it commits

00:49:35.670 --> 00:49:39.190
a cosmic sin of making you really think, wow,

00:49:39.329 --> 00:49:40.550
it was supposed to be a good actor. I'm really

00:49:40.550 --> 00:49:43.139
tired of saying the cosmic sin. For those listening

00:49:43.139 --> 00:49:46.739
at home, take a drink every time we say Cosmic

00:49:46.739 --> 00:49:49.539
Sin. Oh, God. I'm going to do that at the beginning

00:49:49.539 --> 00:49:53.440
of this episode. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. They

00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:56.519
have to. The opportunity is too good here. I'd

00:49:56.519 --> 00:49:58.940
take a drink every time. And we were drinking.

00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:00.880
We were drinking tiki drinks called the Trade

00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:02.699
Winds while we watched this. Oh, that was the

00:50:02.699 --> 00:50:04.500
best part of this film. Yeah, the drinks. We

00:50:04.500 --> 00:50:06.940
made a, yeah, Joe was kind enough to get me.

00:50:07.309 --> 00:50:09.090
a tiki cocktail book for christmas and we've

00:50:09.090 --> 00:50:11.489
been kind of breaking it in so well are you ready

00:50:11.489 --> 00:50:18.150
for the next bad movie no no you know why why

00:50:18.150 --> 00:50:23.329
it's been 15 episodes oh my now that we've split

00:50:23.329 --> 00:50:26.889
into two different segments we are at episode

00:50:26.889 --> 00:50:31.530
45 next episode okay normally the group watches

00:50:31.530 --> 00:50:36.300
a bad movie together are you guys ready Okay,

00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:41.619
what's the bad movie? Oh, I don't know. It has

00:50:41.619 --> 00:50:44.579
to be one of the tentpoles of badness, right?

00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:50.739
It does. We'll think about it. I don't want to

00:50:50.739 --> 00:50:53.460
commit to anything on the record right now, but

00:50:53.460 --> 00:50:55.960
we have some thinking to do. Especially because

00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:59.539
we do have our guessing game, so let's not reveal

00:50:59.539 --> 00:51:01.539
on this episode. If people listen in, they get

00:51:01.539 --> 00:51:05.780
an unfair advantage. So it's the group bad movie

00:51:05.780 --> 00:51:08.380
hopefully next time. Maybe we can watch it in

00:51:08.380 --> 00:51:10.559
New Orleans if we have for whatever reason. Oh,

00:51:10.559 --> 00:51:12.460
come on, man. Let's not waste time like that.

00:51:13.260 --> 00:51:15.420
Yeah, right. Exactly. I think we should watch

00:51:15.420 --> 00:51:18.139
it before New Orleans. We're all together. We

00:51:18.139 --> 00:51:21.519
also have a full month before New Orleans almost.

00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:25.619
Yeah, we gotta get episodes out. No, content.

00:51:26.019 --> 00:51:28.179
Content. Oh, God. We're a content machine. With

00:51:28.179 --> 00:51:33.630
a capital C. Yes, exactly. all right now that

00:51:33.630 --> 00:51:35.469
we've rated we've talked about that we're going

00:51:35.469 --> 00:51:37.210
to do a bad movie together we do have a little

00:51:37.210 --> 00:51:40.349
bit of time so why don't we we don't normally

00:51:40.349 --> 00:51:42.050
do this but why don't we do a little hashtag

00:51:42.050 --> 00:51:46.090
cash and trash on this episode okay okay uh jill

00:51:46.090 --> 00:51:48.690
you had one that you wanted to start with yeah

00:51:48.690 --> 00:51:52.469
um i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna cash to ching

00:51:52.469 --> 00:51:57.619
on season six of queer eye on netflix I finished

00:51:57.619 --> 00:52:00.880
it this morning. And, you know, it's Queer Eye.

00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:03.639
It's a known formula at this point. The Fab Five

00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:07.320
show up. The hero of the week or the day, depending

00:52:07.320 --> 00:52:10.199
on how you're watching Queer Eye, is usually

00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.800
someone who just is not giving the love that

00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:14.960
they give to other people to themselves. They

00:52:14.960 --> 00:52:16.960
need help with their confidence. They need help

00:52:16.960 --> 00:52:21.360
with being kinder to who they are and all these

00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:24.599
things. And, you know, Karamo, Antony, Bobby,

00:52:24.880 --> 00:52:28.420
Jonathan Van Ness. and tan just work their wonderful

00:52:28.420 --> 00:52:32.900
gay magic and are just they're just a nice bright

00:52:32.900 --> 00:52:35.420
magic i mean that's what they are they're they're

00:52:35.420 --> 00:52:37.719
fairy gay mothers i'm pretty sure they refer

00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:40.719
to them as at some point in the series um they're

00:52:40.719 --> 00:52:45.420
just a nice bright sparkling star on uh you know

00:52:45.869 --> 00:52:49.110
Pretty shitty way to start of 2022. Omicron still

00:52:49.110 --> 00:52:52.170
around. Connecticut got hit with an ice storm

00:52:52.170 --> 00:52:56.829
and the state lost its shit. But you know, on

00:52:56.829 --> 00:53:00.309
my little corner of Netflix, everything is nice

00:53:00.309 --> 00:53:02.630
and sunny in Austin, Texas where the season of

00:53:02.630 --> 00:53:05.909
Queer Eye happens. So, cash. That's in Texas.

00:53:06.530 --> 00:53:09.730
Andre, do you have one? um i mean just a quick

00:53:09.730 --> 00:53:11.590
shout out because we're only literally one episode

00:53:11.590 --> 00:53:13.329
in we're gonna we gotta keep going on it is the

00:53:13.329 --> 00:53:15.909
um uh witcher season two we finally picked that

00:53:15.909 --> 00:53:18.409
up uh nice because we finished out of gretzko

00:53:18.409 --> 00:53:20.889
which was also great um it was really good i

00:53:20.889 --> 00:53:23.369
like the season a lot um and the witcher two

00:53:23.369 --> 00:53:25.269
i mean started which are two the witcher season

00:53:25.269 --> 00:53:27.769
two uh it starts off strong you know hey like

00:53:27.769 --> 00:53:32.170
uh it was kind of building up to um gerald and

00:53:32.170 --> 00:53:35.730
and siri finally you know uniting slash reuniting

00:53:35.730 --> 00:53:38.710
and it's exciting you know i'm curious to see

00:53:38.710 --> 00:53:40.590
where the story goes now that now that we have

00:53:40.590 --> 00:53:43.289
at least two of the trio back together so yeah

00:53:43.289 --> 00:53:46.750
uh the first episode was solid enough and looking

00:53:46.750 --> 00:53:48.730
forward to watching the rest of it yeah nice

00:53:48.730 --> 00:53:52.289
uh i got an unusual one because i haven't really

00:53:52.289 --> 00:53:57.190
been watching a ton of stuff in a sense um on

00:53:57.190 --> 00:54:00.369
twitter i got involved with hashtag bale's 2022

00:54:00.369 --> 00:54:04.159
film challenge Basically, this Twitter account,

00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.920
I can't remember it off the top of my head, but

00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:10.380
he deserves his just dues. His last name is Bales.

00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:15.960
He releases every month a movie challenge where

00:54:15.960 --> 00:54:20.019
it's just like the month of the year. Each day

00:54:20.019 --> 00:54:23.119
is a different film of some variety. And the

00:54:23.119 --> 00:54:28.619
goal is to watch 365 movies. There's not a chance

00:54:28.619 --> 00:54:30.239
in hell that I'm going to be able to do that.

00:54:31.079 --> 00:54:33.860
and i already think i'm behind and it's day what

00:54:33.860 --> 00:54:39.659
eight so each day is something different so for

00:54:39.659 --> 00:54:44.260
example day one of the 2022 film challenge was

00:54:44.260 --> 00:54:47.260
ellis island day so you had to watch a film where

00:54:47.260 --> 00:54:51.320
ellis island can be seen in a movie okay anybody

00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:55.880
got any votes um wait what's the movie with um

00:54:55.880 --> 00:55:06.849
tom cruise and um uh Blinking on her name! She's

00:55:06.849 --> 00:55:10.369
in the new Lucille Ball movie. Nicole Kidman?

00:55:10.469 --> 00:55:13.250
Nicole Kidman, where they come to America and

00:55:13.250 --> 00:55:16.809
it's like the great expansion West. He's a poor

00:55:16.809 --> 00:55:20.510
dude and she's rich. I watched it in my 7th grade

00:55:20.510 --> 00:55:21.989
history class because we were learning about

00:55:21.989 --> 00:55:25.769
the second wave of immigration. What is this

00:55:25.769 --> 00:55:30.489
called? Tom Cruise and... Nicole Kidman movies.

00:55:30.809 --> 00:55:33.469
Wow, the internet already knows what I'm trying

00:55:33.469 --> 00:55:39.449
to find. It's called Far and Away. Far and Away.

00:55:39.750 --> 00:55:43.309
I believe they land on Ellis Island. Okay. That

00:55:43.309 --> 00:55:44.989
was not the first one that popped into my head.

00:55:45.530 --> 00:55:48.929
I don't know. I'm totally drawing a blank, to

00:55:48.929 --> 00:55:53.250
be honest with you. I mean, go for it. and I

00:55:53.250 --> 00:55:57.809
watched An American Tale, Fievel Goes West. Fievel

00:55:57.809 --> 00:56:00.130
Goes West? No, just the first one. They're already

00:56:00.130 --> 00:56:02.590
on in America. Yeah, you're right. Fievel Goes

00:56:02.590 --> 00:56:05.050
West is the second one. You're right. I did put

00:56:05.050 --> 00:56:07.230
An American Tale. Never mind. Sorry, I'm mixing

00:56:07.230 --> 00:56:09.590
my movies together. But yeah, it's been fun.

00:56:10.030 --> 00:56:13.190
There's been some interesting ones. Main character's

00:56:13.190 --> 00:56:15.309
last name is Smith. because of National Smith

00:56:15.309 --> 00:56:18.090
Day. That was a tougher one to think of besides

00:56:18.090 --> 00:56:21.030
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, right? I know that was the

00:56:21.030 --> 00:56:22.690
first one that popped in my head for that. Mr.

00:56:22.710 --> 00:56:25.469
Smith goes to Washington. There you go. Yeah,

00:56:25.530 --> 00:56:28.110
that's another good one. Pocahontas, John Smith.

00:56:28.570 --> 00:56:31.630
Day five. Yes, Claire said Pocahontas as well.

00:56:31.710 --> 00:56:34.849
Day five was whipped cream day. So you needed

00:56:34.849 --> 00:56:38.389
whipped cream in a movie. Oh, the college movie

00:56:38.389 --> 00:56:40.369
with Freddie Prinze Jr. where he like covers

00:56:40.369 --> 00:56:42.630
himself in shaving cream and like makes his dick

00:56:42.630 --> 00:56:45.320
look like a banana sundae. okay there's that

00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:49.760
um there's also the chris evans he's uh not another

00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:52.400
teen movie maybe that's what i'm thinking could

00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:54.619
be i don't know i've never actually seen another

00:56:54.619 --> 00:56:58.199
team but i actually watched the one that uh inspired

00:56:58.199 --> 00:57:02.179
it i watched um oh shoot what's called varsity

00:57:02.179 --> 00:57:06.179
blues which i've heard of that That made Saturday

00:57:06.179 --> 00:57:07.860
Friday Night Lights or is Friday Night Lights

00:57:07.860 --> 00:57:09.800
what made Friday Night Lights? It very much is

00:57:09.800 --> 00:57:12.039
similar in that aspect. It's amazing the cast.

00:57:12.300 --> 00:57:15.079
So the starting quarterback that gets injured

00:57:15.079 --> 00:57:18.679
at the start of the season is Paul Walker. Yes.

00:57:20.500 --> 00:57:23.860
The backup quarterback is James Van Der Beek

00:57:23.860 --> 00:57:28.920
and has the infamous line of I don't want your

00:57:28.920 --> 00:57:33.380
life. The head football coach is John Voight.

00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:40.110
And then the girlfriends are Allie Larder and

00:57:40.110 --> 00:57:45.550
Amy Smart. And what inspires it is Allie Larder

00:57:45.550 --> 00:57:48.289
wears a whipped cream bikini at some point during

00:57:48.289 --> 00:57:51.409
the movie. Okay. It's the only thing I knew about

00:57:51.409 --> 00:57:53.190
the movie before I watched it. And I enjoyed

00:57:53.190 --> 00:57:55.869
it. It was good. It's a little weird. It's goofy

00:57:55.869 --> 00:58:00.289
and fun, but it's fun. So yeah. So I'm doing

00:58:00.289 --> 00:58:04.559
the Bales 2022 Film Challenge. um today is someone

00:58:04.559 --> 00:58:08.559
playing god in a movie um morgan friedman almighty

00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:13.840
yeah or somebody already put out there um octavia

00:58:13.840 --> 00:58:17.460
spencer in the shack yeah yeah wait is she god

00:58:17.460 --> 00:58:20.440
in the shack does it have to be a movie or can

00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:23.139
it be a tv show uh it's supposed to be a film

00:58:23.139 --> 00:58:25.900
challenge okay i was gonna say i was gonna i

00:58:25.900 --> 00:58:30.690
was gonna submit um uh we got the god or a god

00:58:30.690 --> 00:58:32.369
because we could do like clash of the titans

00:58:32.369 --> 00:58:36.369
someone playing god in a movie it doesn't need

00:58:36.369 --> 00:58:38.590
to be somebody playing actual god they could

00:58:38.590 --> 00:58:43.210
just be like manipulating god yeah well i mean

00:58:43.210 --> 00:58:45.650
they could they could be like manipulating people

00:58:45.650 --> 00:58:47.530
and playing god amongst people you know what

00:58:47.530 --> 00:58:50.929
i mean yeah this is how you take it this is fun

00:58:50.929 --> 00:58:54.670
do you have any other ones um i do one more i

00:58:54.670 --> 00:58:57.349
want to do one more i have a lot um well the

00:58:57.349 --> 00:59:08.530
one i want to talk about um where was it oh day

00:59:08.530 --> 00:59:11.389
14 i want to talk about the holiday more than

00:59:11.389 --> 00:59:14.469
anything so the movie is someone has a baby in

00:59:14.469 --> 00:59:17.349
a movie okay that's it that's it a lot of movies

00:59:17.949 --> 00:59:21.550
the day is cesarean section day which i didn't

00:59:21.550 --> 00:59:24.070
know was a real holiday star wars episode three

00:59:24.070 --> 00:59:26.610
c -section baby day my sister's a c -section

00:59:26.610 --> 00:59:30.489
baby there's also national human trafficking

00:59:30.489 --> 00:59:33.110
awareness day so human trafficking in a movie

00:59:33.110 --> 00:59:36.150
some of these are not like fun yeah i know taken

00:59:36.150 --> 00:59:37.929
immediately popped in my head i'm probably gonna

00:59:37.929 --> 00:59:40.840
watch taken two because i haven't seen that Yeah.

00:59:40.980 --> 00:59:42.800
Because I'm trying to watch different things.

00:59:43.059 --> 00:59:45.039
I went on such a disappointing date to see Taken

00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:46.820
1. I was guessing what was going to happen in

00:59:46.820 --> 00:59:48.500
the movie. Like, oh, that car is going to blow

00:59:48.500 --> 00:59:50.539
up. And then it did. And the dude I went on the

00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:55.340
date with was like, how did you know that? How?

00:59:55.500 --> 00:59:57.440
How did you know that was going to happen? Because

00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:00.980
that movie was so hard to figure out. Tomorrow

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:06.519
is Plow Monday. So a plow scene in a movie. Snow

01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:09.559
Day. nickelodeon snow day there's like the plowman

01:00:09.559 --> 01:00:11.840
i feel like fargo has there has to be a snowplow

01:00:11.840 --> 01:00:14.900
in fargo right so they just put cold vengeance

01:00:14.900 --> 01:00:18.739
or cold pursuit on uh to be the liam neeson movie

01:00:18.739 --> 01:00:21.199
oh yeah i'm probably gonna watch that the one

01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:23.980
that ruined his career because he said on a talk

01:00:23.980 --> 01:00:28.440
show that um he was racist that's right no there

01:00:28.440 --> 01:00:30.480
was like a weird like he made that really bizarre

01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:33.440
comment where yes yeah yep okay basically admitted

01:00:33.440 --> 01:00:35.619
that he was racist and it was like wait what

01:00:35.619 --> 01:00:40.050
happened Somebody in his family was attacked

01:00:40.050 --> 01:00:45.440
by a African -American person. Ooh. And... he

01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:48.260
basically said when it happened he just wanted

01:00:48.260 --> 01:00:50.539
revenge he wanted to go out to the streets and

01:00:50.539 --> 01:00:52.619
just find a black person yeah like he like said

01:00:52.619 --> 01:00:53.900
something along the lines like he like i had

01:00:53.900 --> 01:00:56.019
to stop myself from going out and murdering somebody

01:00:56.019 --> 01:00:58.380
and i'm like what the fuck i'm really happy you

01:00:58.380 --> 01:01:00.679
stopped he stopped himself from murdering someone

01:01:00.679 --> 01:01:04.780
yeah right like and i get being angry about somebody

01:01:04.780 --> 01:01:06.659
getting attacked by somebody and everything like

01:01:06.659 --> 01:01:08.619
that and gain retribution against that person

01:01:08.619 --> 01:01:13.519
doesn't matter who they are that person but this

01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:17.900
was like um excuse me what did you just say well

01:01:17.900 --> 01:01:20.400
apparently the movie's really good but it just

01:01:20.400 --> 01:01:25.099
got shit on because he said these comments it's

01:01:25.099 --> 01:01:28.460
taken with a snowplow apparently taken with a

01:01:28.460 --> 01:01:31.199
snowplow is kind of funny yeah right so that's

01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:34.179
what's going to happen tomorrow for me um right

01:01:34.179 --> 01:01:36.139
before national human trafficking awareness day

01:01:36.139 --> 01:01:38.079
i guess i'm getting a double feature of liam

01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:43.769
neeson you know what this is uh things that we've

01:01:43.769 --> 01:01:46.489
been re -watching um there i wonder if there's

01:01:46.489 --> 01:01:48.530
a good one where we can an upcoming day where

01:01:48.530 --> 01:01:50.010
we can find a good reason to watch spider -man

01:01:50.010 --> 01:01:53.070
3 because we watched the original uh sam raimi

01:01:53.070 --> 01:01:55.530
spider -man not too too long ago and we're gonna

01:01:55.530 --> 01:01:57.130
we're committing to the whole trilogy but really

01:01:57.130 --> 01:01:59.530
funny if there was like bruce campbell day or

01:01:59.530 --> 01:02:01.530
something i guess that'd be the second movie

01:02:01.530 --> 01:02:04.289
so there's a cable car day was there a cable

01:02:04.289 --> 01:02:09.050
car in three cable car well no because it's new

01:02:09.050 --> 01:02:12.929
york okay yeah right does he have an answering

01:02:12.929 --> 01:02:14.909
machine because there's a name answering machine

01:02:14.909 --> 01:02:18.130
day there might there might be on his like phone

01:02:18.130 --> 01:02:21.909
okay we don't have to make there's international

01:02:21.909 --> 01:02:24.690
sweatpants day i feel like in the of all the

01:02:24.690 --> 01:02:26.210
films the third one he definitely would wear

01:02:26.210 --> 01:02:29.500
sweatpants right Maybe for a little bit. We'll

01:02:29.500 --> 01:02:31.760
figure it out. I just wanted an excuse to mention

01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:33.239
that we've been re -watching the Spider -Mens.

01:02:33.599 --> 01:02:36.860
So day 19 is just a freebie. You can get any

01:02:36.860 --> 01:02:39.320
movie. He puts one freebie per month. Oh, that's

01:02:39.320 --> 01:02:42.679
nice. Yeah. And there's Chocolate Cake Day, so

01:02:42.679 --> 01:02:45.380
I'm probably going to watch Matilda. Matilda,

01:02:45.460 --> 01:02:51.400
yeah. Yeah. So yeah. That's what I'm doing is

01:02:51.400 --> 01:02:53.519
the Bales 2022 Film Challenge. So you're going

01:02:53.519 --> 01:02:57.239
to catch this? uh i've been posting on twitter

01:02:57.239 --> 01:03:01.000
when it happens yeah i've been posting on twitter

01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:04.019
when it happens when i watch a movie um i've

01:03:04.019 --> 01:03:08.539
truly only missed one day oh okay that's not

01:03:08.539 --> 01:03:11.159
too bad so far i mean we're eight days in the

01:03:11.159 --> 01:03:16.059
year right so you know it's gonna go downhill

01:03:16.059 --> 01:03:19.099
fast whenever that is especially when we go to

01:03:19.099 --> 01:03:23.099
new orleans yeah right yeah i'm not sitting and

01:03:23.099 --> 01:03:26.820
watching a movie that day sorry Nope. Yeah, no,

01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:30.199
I don't think so. Yeah. So that'll do it for

01:03:30.199 --> 01:03:32.480
this episode of Game for a Movie where we ask,

01:03:32.500 --> 01:03:34.519
are you game for a movie? Get ready for our next

01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:37.119
bad movie episode where we all are watching one

01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:39.480
together. We're going to figure that out. I've

01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:41.880
been your host, Mike. I've been joined by Andre

01:03:41.880 --> 01:03:45.340
and Jill. We'll see you next time on Game for

01:03:45.340 --> 01:03:45.579
a Movie.