you know what that sound means it's time for
another episode of game for a movie where we
ask are you game for a movie i'm your host mike
i am joined by andre and jill yeah it's just
become fun now where i don't tell you ahead of
time we just guess who's going in what order
throw us i just gotta i just gotta take the initiative
you know yeah exactly no it's perfect i love
it i mean it works out that we seldom talk over
each other so It is a bad movie episode, which
means we are focused on a bad movie. Of course,
that also means we've got drinks because we're
going to need it to talk about this one coming
up. Andre, it is your bad movie. So we're going
to save you for last to tell us what you're drinking.
Okay. Jill, what do you got over there? I'm not
currently drinking anything, but I will say I
had. two very good drinks last night um at a
really great cocktail lounge in middletown connecticut
called conspiracy so if you are local to connecticut
hello and welcome this is a boring ass state
but uh conspiracy is a great little cocktail
lounge worth visiting they have a really cool
book with photographs um and they know how to
make a mean drink yeah sums up to conspiracy
what did you guys have because claire and i went
there uh friday night you guys went saturday
well yeah you sent us the pictures and i'm like
well i guess we're going there this weekend so
um i had a mezcal based drink called the high
garden that's how i started the night and then
my second drink was called uh her majesty or
her highness that included her majesty um that
had empress gin so that was gin based yeah that
was the claire had one of those so yeah uh let's
see i flip -flopped a lot i ended up getting
the after eight old -fashioned which was like
a cognac based drink and with some menta bronca
menta right yeah so basically the whole riff
was that it's supposed to be like an after dinner
like mint and even serve it with and it's a giant
sprig of mint in there and they serve it with
a little chocolate bit afterwards and it basically
tasted exactly like that it was it was kind of
wild it was really good yeah And then the other
one I had was a Chartreuse Ramos, which is like
a riff off of the Ramos Gin Fizz. It's got that
column of foam. It was really refreshing. It
was great. I definitely have to go back there
and get more drinks from them. Yes, I agree with
that. Let's see. Oh, Mike, what are you drinking
right now? So Claire went home to Cincinnati,
brought some beer back. So from Madtree Brewing,
which is where our rehearsal dinner was. I get
emails from them still. yeah right that's nice
the tree search number eight india pale ale it's
their experimental so i think this is number
eight of it um it's cool because they got on
the side what's in it so it's london fog yeast
uh pilsen white wheat and oat flake malts and
then amarillo cryo cascade mosaic cryo and cryo
pop hops interesting uh london fog yeast yeah
you know what that is i know right it's actually
really good though uh limited release ipa found
exclusively at independent bottle shops and restaurants
and of course at the brewery itself i'm sure
so yeah it's pretty good um yeah i don't know
i i love mad tree i think it's very good they
have a bunch of different stuff so i was really
glad she could bring this yeah that's really
great Yeah. All right, Andre, what are you drinking
to get your mind off this movie? Well, I needed
to indulge a little bit, so I grabbed this s'mores
cannoli beer from Shabeen Brewing Company in...
It's a local Connecticut brewery. I'm trying
to find the spot. Wolcott. Wolcott. Wolcott.
Wolcott. Okay. Like the Wolcott sisters. Really?
Okay. Sure. That's how I say it. I thought they
said Wolcott. i don't know maybe you're saying
like i'm a new yorker i'm gonna say like we're
both terrible nutmeggers i guess um yeah right
exactly either way this is a malt beverage made
with cocoa spices and natural flavors it does
taste like a cannoli a s'mores cannoli so it's
what it says on the tin and it's pretty good
and it's gonna need to get through this so yeah
right well that is what we are drinking uh as
for what we are watching um andre would you like
to let us know what bad movie you decided to
pick that's right so we decided to go with one
that was from one of the worst movies of 2021
it's the science fiction epic starring bruce
willis and frank grillo it is cosmic sin cosmic
sin and i look at a three percent on rotten tomatoes
right now i believe we did take a drink for when
they title dropped because this film definitely
was not going to waste that opportunity definitely
a sin yeah oh so it has some real credit scenes
it has one i mean you know what to be honest
like after the first 10 minutes i could have
rolled credits and been like great short film
lovely thought exercise let's move on oh my god
well like this this movie tries to have its kind
of Battlestar Galactica opening of like where
like they try to do the world building with like
the dark text and then random scenes and stuff
and none of it really works it tries to set up
a lot of stakes and it just kind of all falls
flat um I'm trying to think of what it was even
the text oh Let's see. Okay. Yeah, there's actually
a bit of a timeline. Yes. So they tried to set
up an entire timeline, right? So, okay, I'm pulling
up the Wikipedia page because I just need to
cheat. That's fine. Yes. All right. So in 2031,
the first colony of Mars is founded. And then
10 years later, the Alliance forms a quantum
propulsion technology that allows humans to travel
beyond the solar system. Very optimistic timelines
here. Yes. So 2042, so 30 years from now, we
go past the solar system, you know. 30 it's 20
years 20 jesus tap dancing yeah tesla elon musk
really like puts the nose to the grindstone on
this apparently jesus and then all right so we're
gonna be on mars in 10 years okay yeah mars in
10 years outside of solar system travel by by
20 and then then we jump all the way to 200 years
later the mars colony fails and then the alliance
has three colonies earth zafty and alora what
are these two other worlds we don't really know
we don't And also, I forgot that the Mars colony
fails. I hope that sounds interesting to you.
Forget about it. No, no, no. That Mars colony
is not brought up at all, and it is not relevant
at all. The Mars colony just didn't have to happen.
It's fine. Let's see. In 2059, there's a civil
war, and Zafty attempts to secede. This is all
just from text, right? Wait, 2059? Yeah, 2059.
We're about 40 years out from Halo by now. Okay.
Yeah. And that's when Bruce Willis, he drops
a Q -bomb, quantum bomb on the rebel colony.
And that's basically like he nuked the whole
entire planet, killing 70 million people. And
because of that, he was dishonorably discharged
from the alliance. Oh, just dishonorably discharged,
not thrown in prison. Yeah, he's known as the
Blood General. That's his moniker. I do appreciate
that this Of the very little homework this movie
does to make like it's believable world. I appreciate
that. at least in this context the the government
or military recognized that like somebody had
to be the fall guy it's bruce willis but we're
not going to make him like go sit in jail but
you know his reputation will forever be known
as the blood we've got to make him tarnished
somehow yeah we gotta make him a broken man so
that's all the window dressing that's all the
you know just seeing like random flashes of footage
and white text that doesn't really kind of establish
anything at all i don't really know whatever
bruce willis is a is a is a bad man who killed
a lot of people but he's gritty and got the job
done he's a bad man he's a very bad man um and
then we cut to this um mining corp and where
where are we at we're at 25 24 now we jump we
jump really far yeah wait a minute wait a minute
wait a minute wait oh no no no yeah five years
later okay it's five years out from that i'm
bad at my timeline okay so five years later after
the q bomb drops okay all right keep going you're
already confused yeah i don't blame you yeah
yeah all right keep going we just cut to a random
mining like random like rock planet thing Well,
you know, like it looks like the moon or whatever.
Right. Generic, generic, generic planet that
where where there's a mining corporation, you
know, mining stuff. And then there's two there's
two like mining crew members that are trying
to get it on. And the guy's like, oh, there's
nobody here. You know, whatever. Who are you
worried about? Whatever. And what was it? And
then aliens show up. Basically, the off screen,
the guy gets killed by an alien. And apparently
that's the first contact for an alien. encounter
humanity has reached beyond the solar system
but in 500 years we have not encountered any
aliens before isn't that crazy yeah yes it is
but there's also something that makes me laugh
about this whole experience because um somebody
on twitter the other day posted something about
uh aliens may not be as fuckable as we once thought
who thought aliens was fuckable to begin with
that's what made me laugh about it is just for
whatever reason this dude wine are these people
wanting to get it on all of a sudden alien out
of nowhere that's where my mind went well not
everybody not everything can be mass effect where
you get to fuck all the aliens so you know okay
i'm gonna stop talking i like to think of whatever
that crew is doing there they're basically like
planet crackers from dead yeah right they're
supposed to like planet crackers well like you
know we don't even know what they're really doing
there well whatever it's fine they're just they're
workers they're whatever and then so they contact
earth and they say like like so the the captain
the woman like contacts earth and says we've
reached first contact like was it positive was
a negative was it positive or negative and then
nothing that is screaming and it cuts off the
static or whatever um and so then and then we
go jump back to earth and then we see um let's
see we see bruce willis and his his friend what
is his friend's name who cares who cares his
friend was like introduced and we're like wait
does he actually know bruce willis or is this
like a joke yeah right yeah i don't know he's
kind of whatever it's fine um They're at a bar
on Earth. I don't think they specify where on
Earth they are. No, it's very generic. It's Canada.
But that's the thing. It might as well be Canada
or something. No, it's Texas. It's Texas. Oh.
Remember? Because I was joking about only Texas
because they're like, we're going to go do what
we need to do. Yeehaw. Right. Only Texas. So
you would think in the year 2550. something right
or 25 24 you would think that the earth looks
pretty different by now right like you know probably
have at least like you know somewhat of a culture
shift right i mean it looks way different than
it did 500 years ago right so 500 years forward
you'd think it'd look a little you know different
you know maybe maybe maybe things wouldn't be
like they're used to or something no it's just
a fucking bar man like it just looks like a normal
ass bar except the bartender is a robot And it's
a bad like animatronic robot. And hey, I love
animatronics. I think Mos Eisley, that whole
entire setup looks great. And I think it still
looks great to this day. This is not that. It
looks bad. yeah that's the only thing you can
tell is that oh this is in the future is because
the the bartender is a robot with a little holographic
smiley face and a holographic sad face slinging
out drinks derpity derp derp i mean i guess this
is actually a very very dark window into our
future because you know like these these robot
bartender things are so crazy now you know what
i mean you're getting those right getting those
keurigs for your cocktails now right yeah I guess
you're right. I guess it's realistic then. What
year are we in? 25, 24 is where we're at right
now. Yeah, if you can make sense. If you can
follow, we're done with the timeline. That's
easy. 25, 24 is where the movie takes place now.
So Bruce Willis' character is still alive? Yes,
it's five years after he dropped the Cuba. And
he's just grizzled, drinking booze at this bar.
Just a bitter man. But he's not acting. He's
not acting at all. He's just sitting there drinking
booze. That's it. okay of course he is yeah so
okay um okay let's see uh then there's like a
commander guy that shows up who's the commander
guy oh god isn't that frank grillo is that frank
grillo i don't remember no he's a nothing sandwich
yeah god i don't fucking remember somebody from
the military shows up and says hey Bruce Willis.
We need you. We just got first contact. No, you're
right. You're right. It's not Frank Grillo. No,
it's not Frank Grillo. Frank Grillo is known
as General Ryle. Yeah, it's not the general.
No, no. It's like a commander guide. He's like,
oh, I thought I was. And then Bruce was like,
I thought I was out. But whatever. Here I go
again. Yeah. um so then he begrudgingly with
his friend goes back to the this military base
which also just looks like a standard generic
like studio they hollowed out to make look like
a like a warehouse to make look like a military
base like there's still chain link fences around
and stuff like that i would think that the u
.s or whatever the alliance military would have
a little bit more protection of their corporate
or their their you know military operations yeah
their military complexes would be whatever it's
fine yeah um yeah and then so basically we meet
up with the chief scientist lady who i think
is bruce willis's ex -wife apparently there's
some flirtation there that is a little confusing
they have a they have a history i don't really
get it whatever but basically she's like she's
the one that's playing like okay like we have
first contact we're trying to determine that
they could be a good species they could be you
know They could be a misunderstanding. Yeah.
It could be a misunderstanding. Like we, because
we still don't know what happened to the crew.
Right. Right. And then let's see, we have, we
get introduced to an engineer lady who is about
to go. She's about to go off her shift. And then.
her boss her commander come the calls are back
like oh sorry like we we got a thing we need
you we need you to come here we need you to build
and build a cube bomb she's like what like are
you serious build not build it it's doing activated
activated that's right she's like yeah yeah yeah
because they're like they're gonna get another
cube bomb just in case they need it just right
this is why general blood is coming yeah because
he did it once yes right right general blood
i like that better general blood sure well at
some point and this is probably jumping ahead
at some point somebody may to like an offhand
comment about like oh yeah you like did all of
this blah blah blah and now we're gonna come
you know like you killed millions thousands god
knows how many um do you like really have it
in he's like i already did it dude so shut up
like he basically gets challenged for like how
ruthless he is or like does he have does he have
the stomach to do it again it's like yeah you
think he doesn't have the stomach to do it again
because he's not acting as if he can't handle
it this made him bitter not like yeah this didn't
i guess no no yeah he doesn't really have any
regrets like it doesn't show he doesn't yeah
And I can't decide if that was intentional or
good writing or if it just is completely an accident
that instead of making him a broken man, he's
just boring. There's pathos there, but it's entirely
uninteresting. You know, it's not like I don't
whatever. He's just a generic grizzled guy who's
like, oh, he's done some bad shit. Yeah, exactly.
You know, it's like, whatever. Who cares? He's
not really acting in this movie. Like, like,
that's it. Like, there's no. well that's a lot
of what i've heard about this movie is he's not
really acting he doesn't he doesn't really change
his face at all and this isn't like a dread kind
of thing where carl urban just you know like
yeah what carl urban's in dread yeah he's yeah
he's dread he's dread he's dread yeah he's long
i love you carl but i just can't see it oh man
we gotta watch it oh my god it's good yeah yeah
i caught a read this is totally off random but
i caught um when i was sitting in a car dealership
getting my car service not too long ago i caught
the tail end of the remake of total recall and
it just completely misses the point of the original
it's not great uh no dread is fantastic and i
do believe i have it somewhere if you guys want
to borrow it oh like how we borrowed how long
ago we borrowed fast and furious that's right
never get it back we got through it though we
did get through it i have it back don't i if
i don't it's okay no because i said hey Take
this back. And you're like, no, just keep it.
I'm like, I have digital copies of all of it.
That's exactly what you said. Yeah. Yeah. So
I'm not like, it's not, that wasn't a big deal.
And actually I have a digital copy of dread too.
It doesn't really matter. Okay. All right. I
guess I gotta get back on this movie, huh? Back
to the movie. Let's talk about a bad movie, not
a good movie. Right. Let's see. I'm trying to
remember the order of events here. We met the
team. They're bringing everyone. basically and
then and then um the ship the mining ship comes
back to earth with the crew this is so stupid
this is where it really gets dumb yeah so then
and then we find out that like okay so like They
they, you know, decontaminate the crew or whatever
they let them on. But they're like standing still
and not responding to any words. Right. They
look pale. They look pale. They look a little
zombie. They look like they're almost like they're
possessed by something or whatever. Right. I
don't know. But like all of like the military
dudes are just like, hey, is everything OK? Like
runs and walks up to them and then like starts
tapping them or something, whatever. And then
that's when they go ballistic and they're like,
oh, no, it's the aliens. And they're who could
have seen this black eyes. And yeah, they start.
Yeah. basically chaos ensues and then brute like
you know the basic chaos ensues while bruce and
the the science lady are talking and they're
like oh shit like gotta grab a gun and gotta
start doing stuff and it's just really bad choreographed
uh shooting you know john this is not like this
the the action cuts all over the place you don't
really follow anything people just kind of it
just cuts to guys shooting at a random angle
and then cross cut to random guy falling down
or random alien falling down or whatever it is
but when i say aliens it's just dudes it's just
dudes with black eyes like that's it yeah um
what is that the yell um a wilhelm scream Wilhelm
scream. There is no Wilhelm scream. Damn. We
would have taken a drink for it. We would have,
yeah. I was hoping. And then, meanwhile, back
at the ranch, the fucking Frank Grillo. Oh, yeah,
he's in this movie. I kept saying that. Oh, yeah,
you're in that. Yeah, yeah. So that's what I'm
trying to remember. So Frank Grillo shows up
at the facility, like, right when this is all
kicking off, and he's the general, and they let
him in or whatever. He's like, all right. Or
like, like they let him in. He's like, all right,
we got to lock down the whole entire place. And
then, so basically Bruce Willis is fighting on
one side, general Frank Grillo is fighting on
the other side and it's all going to shit. But
so they eventually, I think they eventually contaminate
the, or they eventually contained the threat.
I think they kill all of the survivors. Yes.
Crew. And then they're like, okay, we need a
new play. Oh no. And then we get introduced to
Frank Grillo's nephew. Oh, yeah. I didn't even
realize he was a nephew until way later. And
that was like a whole thing is that he's this
kid. His actor is Brandon Thomas Lee, and he
does not have a Wikipedia page. This is awesome
because I just looked him up. Yeah. Do you know
who he's the son of? Is he related to Bruce Lee?
Nope. Okay, good. I'm like, because he's dead.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Oh, that Lee.
He's the son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
I'm losing my mind at this cast, by the way.
I'm looking at this cast as we're talking. In
the good way or the bad way? Oh, in a good way.
Because everybody is related to somebody in some
way, shape, or form. So Brandon Thomas Lee is
the son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. And
then we've got Trevor Gretzky. Trevor Gretzky?
Like Wes and Wayne Gretzky? As Wayne Gretzky's
son. No way. What? He played Felix Zand? Eh,
not important. Okay. The best character is Adelaide
Kane. Okay. She's the science engineer who is
about to go on leave and then they're like, nope,
you can't go. You're still on base. We need you
to prep the cube on. Are you related to someone?
I have no idea, but she acts circles around everyone.
Yeah, right. She's the only one that's actually
trying. Adelaide Kane. I'm so sorry you were
in this movie, but you are a very, very, very
bright spot in this movie. I'm invested in her
character. They gave her nothing to work with,
but you know what? At least she makes it... I
think she's doing her best, and I think her best
is... I hope you're in more things. I hope this
didn't hurt your career. She's been in a ton
of things, actually. She was in The Purge. Just
because... She's been in a bunch of TV shows
for a lot of episodes, including Once Upon a
Time. She's reoccurring on Seal Team. Okay. So
she's been in a bunch of stuff. She was also
in Power Rangers RPM. RPM? Who'd she play in
RPM? That's one of the best series. Taneya 7,
Taneya 15. Oh, she's a main villain character
who's actually Taneya. She's secretly the turned
cyborg sister of the main character who's the
Black Ranger, Dylan. Well, she was in 32 episodes
of that. Yeah, because she's like one of the
main characters. Yeah. I knew she was talented.
Powering through, let's see. Oh, yeah. Brandon
Thomas Lee is Frank Grillo's nephew, and he's
the upstart soldier who wants more action. He's
ready to be a man. He's ready to get in and get
his glory, and then he's like, no. Frank Grillo's
like, no. You stay behind, because they're going
to, what is it? Their backup plan is like, all
right, well, we're going to deal with these aliens,
but go to their home world and blow them the
fuck up. And nuke it. Yeah, that's it. And throughout
the first... throughout the film they're kind
of like 36 minutes since first contact 47 minutes
since first contact they do that thing like where
like oh like the new scene it's been 49 minutes
since first contact they kind of forget that
happened to the movie yeah i was gonna say this
doesn't go anywhere of course but um They have
that as a kind of hanging over our heads. And
yeah, as Andre says, it's like, okay, well, the
team came back. We were obviously not prepared
to think they could be corrupted. Yeah, right.
Which is so dumb. Let's go to home planet and
just wipe them away. And I'll say at this point,
we have no idea what these aliens look like.
Yeah, right. We have not seen anything besides
black eyes from the crew. That's it. That's the
only. they can't talk as far as we know they
didn't say we will take over your world or whatever
but they're like yeah i mean i do kind of appreciate
that they're just like yeah all right we're just
gonna have to kill them all dead like nothing
for it but nothing for it so they're like basically
getting together a ragtag like a crew to to to
get teleported over to i think they found out
like that they're coming through on the um the
alora colony right one of the three colonies
that they have so So they're going to bring out
– bring Bruce Willis, have him drop the Q -bomb,
go home, call it a day. Yeah, and then basically
the nephew, Brandon Thomas Lee, argues himself
onto the crew. And then the doctor lady and Bruce
Willis are basically arguing of like – like you
know arguing about the morality of the choice
and that's like what this movie tries to hang
its hat on is like is it morally correct to commit
genocide on an entire alien race which is just
the most like I don't know um there's just not
enough weight in here to like there's not there's
no way so the question itself is just so silly
and it's there's no nuance to it at all and yes
there's not enough weight to it at all right
like bruce willis is not acting well enough to
let us believe that he has any sort of pathos
or regrets or any sort of storied history beyond
oh i dropped this i dropped this big ass bomb
is what i do this is what i did yeah yeah andre
did you mention the space gate That's what they're
coming through. There's the space gate. Oh, they're
going through the space gate. Okay, got it. Right,
because they have to configure the space gate
and they jump through it. That's how they get
to the colony. I really started to fade by this
point in the movie because I had no idea where
I was going. Okay, so the doctor. Yes. Is it
Perry Reeves? Yes. We don't ever hear her name.
No, no, no. The actress is Perry Reeves, yes.
The actress is Perry Reeves, right? Yes. Okay,
so she's been in a bunch of shit. I'm still down
the rabbit hole. Her paternal grandfather, Hazard
Reeves, was a sound pioneer who introduced magnetic
stereophonic sound to films. Wow. This is nepotism,
the movie. And her maternal great -grandfather,
James H. Hughes, was a U .S. Senator. Whoa. Okay.
Also, she was the girlfriend to David Duchovny.
David Duchovny? I recognize that name. David
Duchovny. okay this i this is i mean this is
literally nepotism the movie and i'm loving every
second of it yep yeah i'm sorry that i keep going
down the rabbit hole no that's okay because andre
and i clearly did not do our homework yeah well
i didn't recognize anybody besides bruce willis
and uh on our tiktok for this because i have
so much to go with yeah um let's see they decide
so basically they're like well what what like
that's a big moral quandary that they're in or
whatever but whatever they go they fucking they
fucking send they fucking suit up and these suits
look so fucking lame like they look like styrofoam
fucking like halo cosplay like it looks like
bad angry on this oh andre was really upset about
like it was like really upset it was just more
like you were not you were not thrilled at the
discount spartans yeah so like they basically
have discount like they basically have discount
spartan chest plates but like The way that the
actors move, like, you don't believe that it's
any sort of metal, you know? But that's what
I'm saying, though, is I find it funny when you
get mad about things because you just go, they
fucking, fucking the fucking thing and fuck this.
Fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck. Exactly. I don't know
what else to say, Madeline. Fuck. I mean, we
haven't even talked about the sniper rifle lady.
No, well, we haven't gotten there yet. So we
go to, we jump to, we do the space jump, right?
And apparently they don't go in the ship. they're
just like they quantum leap or whatever through
it and the the the engineer lady um is like oh
like you know i'm pretty sure we'll be able to
get there like it'll be fine or whatever like
yeah like we'll be right on the planet surface
it'll be totally fine and then is it fine because
they they teleport and they're all just flying
with spacesuits on like outside like on the planet
surf like like in the planet's orbit um so the
squad gets separated i think the the engineer
and they come down there's a did you i zoned
out did you mention that like they come through
space and there's like there's a fighting happening
in space because they're fighting okay there's
dog fighting happening in space so now we've
established that the aliens have spaceships yeah
they have space machines and they're fighting
the human space machines so it's like okay i
guess there's we think we don't actually get
100 confirmation they don't say like they just
like oh there's fighting here they don't ever
they don't ever comment they don't address it
they never say that if the other the anime ships
are actually from the aliens yeah who knows yeah
um but it's all just background you know they're
just fighting in the background we don't see
anything about them they come through space the
space gate they see it um so they're getting
the the the space warfare is happening so that's
how they get separated is that like they basically
get blasted out of the atmosphere in down to
the planet so they think everybody like three
people land together and they're like okay well
i guess everybody else is dead so sad well we
got to keep moving on and this is where it's
really what's really kind of cool characters
and this so this allura place like it's really
cool you it looks what's really fascinating about
is that it looks exactly like the pacific northwest
uh so it's just it's literally just like it really
does look like the pacific northwest well like
this like you don't know that they're on an alien
planet like it's like well what's there what's
so fascinating is that 300 years from now we
find a plant that's so similar to ours that we
could cohabitate on it you know without having
to terraform it right so northwest yeah yeah
it's all just the entire state of washington
just all play the whole planet it's really cool
very fascinating um in the forest no there are
no vampire boys i wish um so yeah basically what
what is it so they end up they land there they're
split up we don't know we think they assume that
bruce willis and uh frank griller are dead and
a few other characters the scientist lady has
gone too so it's just um lady engineer lady engineer
bruce willis's friend and then the nephew the
hothead nephew right Yes. Sol Cantos, Brandon
Thomas Lee. Okay. yeah let's see no so they meet
up with soul cantos the okay she's a she's a
soldier that's on that's stationed there or whatever
and they basically like they they start shooting
and they have to shoot people that are i guess
are taken over by aliens we don't know right
are those were those people taken over by aliens
the people in the lord of the ring robes no no
no or were they the lord of the ring robes okay
yeah yeah yeah so like basically on the planet
like we'll we finally see the aliens and the
aliens are in these knockoff ringwraith robes
like that's it like they look like like you don't
see we don't see their faces like they just have
a hood on with some costumes from lord of the
rings yeah literally they went to spirit halloween
got some ringwraith costumes it's very confusing
yeah so like these so these aliens are ringwraiths
and then knockoff ringwraiths they also have
starships and they also take over people and
turn their eyes black and take over their minds
so they're also parasites i don't know Got it?
No, because the Borg have this whole thing where
when somebody's Borg'd up, you can see they're
all their part. They're cyborgs, right? They're
all about machines. What I'm trying to say is
the Borgs have a more cohesive aesthetic and
ability set. You know what I'm saying? The girl
from the Rick and Morty episode where she's the
planet. She controls all the people on the planet.
Oh, my God. I don't know. That's Rick's love
interest. Fucking holy shit. Rick has a love
interest? Yeah, he does. I didn't know about
that. Unity, I think? Unity, yes. Well, right.
So that whole episode is that unity is like a
cosmic force that just mind controls entire planets
at a time. The unity? Isn't that what Steppenwolf
wants to bring about with the mother boxes? Yes,
yes, yes. Maybe he just wants to fuck Unity just
like Rick does, but whatever. It's fine. I think
he definitely does want to get spanked by Unity.
Yeah. Anyways. Yeah, it's like that. But like,
I guess. So there's just no cohesiveness to these
aliens. We don't. whatever it's fine who cares
um so they shoot the aliens who cares and then
they and then they meet up with another faction
another set of soldiers human soldiers that are
on there and one of them is soul canto she's
the she's the lady on the cover of the poster
with the sniper rifle and by god this sniper
rifle looks goddamn terrible it really does go
back to my fucking bitching about the set design
it looks like a styrofoam gun She just walks
around with it very casually. And I'm not trying
to be like, oh, a lady can't hold a big -ass
cyber. No, it's not that. It's more like the
thing looks like the way she carries it makes
it look like it weighs maybe five pounds. It's
not convincing at all that this thing is a weapon
that can really hurt anything. You ready for
a fun fact about the poster while we're talking
about this? Okay, sure. Go for it. Yeah, hit
us up. I love poster facts. The Bruce Willis
image on the poster. Yeah, that's from Live Free
or Die Hard. They just reused it. Oh my god.
You gotta be shitting me, really? That's funny.
That's so lazy. I mean, he does look a little
younger in that poster, you're right. Yep, they
just reused that image according to the IMDb
trivia facts. That is hilarious. Wow. That's
an Owen Wilson. Wow. Wow. Alright, I derailed
us for a second. more so so we could get a commercial
break in okay because we also have to do a shout
out to our friend that got it correct yeah somebody
guessed this yeah somebody guessed this it took
a while it did take a while and we did get uh
pretty funny guesses because the first thing
that popped up when i looked up cosmic was these
purple crystals floating through space okay um
and so people said things like Guardians of the
Galaxy because the purple is Infinity Stone.
Somebody goes, I think the purple is a red herring
or a purple herring. I think it's Green Lantern.
Oh, wow. But our friend Movies For Real Podcast.
Cool. And their Twitter account is at Movies
For Real Pod. He got it correct. He wanted us
to shout out his Twitter. As well as he has his
own movie podcast. And this next episode that
he's going to be doing, he's going to be reviewing
Scream 2022, which I am really looking forward
to myself. Yeah, that's exciting. So shout out
to him. We're going to take a quick commercial
break and come back with some more thoughts about
Cosmic Sun. And we're back. All right, Andre,
I distracted you long enough. Get your thoughts
together. Let's let's fucking go. We're going
to power through this. We got a half hour to
go. Holy shit. I'm in this movie runtime. I mean.
all right so fucking all right so we the one
of the team the the nephew and the and the mechanic
and everybody team up with the other soldiers
and they're trying to get back to their base
so they can um you know stabilize the q bomb
and get ready to fuck shit up with it yeah they
only have so long before the q bomb is going
to go off yes um and then we pan over to bruce
willis surprise he's not dead yeah he's with
somebody else right yeah oh maybe maybe he's
still with maybe i fucked it up and he's with
his friend dash maybe dash wasn't yeah i think
dash is still yeah because i think It's just
the mechanic lady and the nephew. And then Dash
is with Bruce Willis still. He's the one that
yanks him. Like Bruce was like in a cave or something.
And they have like, they try to do this cool,
like, oh man, it's trippy. He doesn't know what's
going on. He has like a vision, but it's not
clear. It's a vision. We don't really know what
we're looking at. We don't really know. Like
he's like being like, you know, and then like
he's having a vision of like the doctor lady.
And it's like, oh, it's kind of unclear if he's
in his right mind or whatever. And then his friend
comes, grabs him and yanks him. And I was like,
we gotta go. We gotta, we gotta get, we gotta
regroup, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And so
he's like, all right, yeah, sure. And then I
think, I think there's some more shooting. I
don't remember. It's all so badly directed, dude.
Like I, like, I feel like I'm not. dwelling enough
on the fact that you have no idea what's going
on shot for shot in this movie it's just really
awkward cuts all over the place and it's one
of those things where like i'm not a director
i i have never worked on a movie before so it's
really easy for me to criticize without giving
specific points but like you can just tell that
like the action is so messy you have no idea
what the through line of a scene is and it's
just it's so oh the the thing that's that that
really hurts it is we just don't understand like
so we know what the humans are doing the humans
are on this planet to kill all the aliens but
we don't know anything about these aliens yeah
right they look like we don't know what they
want we have not talked to the aliens at all
yeah no contact has actually been made besides
besides just oh i guess these guys are taking
over the aliens and they're shooting at us now
like that's the only interaction they're not
friendly that's all we know yeah and i guess
that's enough yeah um well apparently whoever
so the guy that directed this apparently loves
working with bruce willis because this is like
the fourth or fifth movie they've worked together
jesus does he like have did he like blackmail
bruce willis or something like maybe i think
bruce willis this was just a pay cut this was
a sorry a paycheck like you're gonna be on set
you know andre like when you make fun of like
when you do his when you do your impersonation
of him in the the air duck uh in uh come out
to the exactly have a few laughs come out to
the studio wear some costumes we'll have a few
laughs you'll get paid call it a day i'm starting
to think because like literally they've been
together for four movies and three of the four
because the other one just completed and hasn't
been released yet are terrible yeah so all right
yeah So where are we? So we've reconnected with
Bruce Willis and Friends. We still don't have
eyes on Frank Grillo, who's in this movie too,
and Science Lady. Yes, and Science Lady. But
isn't this time, like, somehow I think, like...
No, it happens later. So they're going, so they're
making their way towards this base, the comm
tower, because that's what they're going to do
to load the Q -bomb into the thing so then they
can shoot it at the space gate. Yes, to help
detonate the gateway. to to seal off everybody
all the aliens coming through yeah they knew
they know it's basically a suicide mission yes
um so they engineer girl gets there and that's
when frank grillo finally makes contact with
her and he is still in space yes he's like i'm
still up here never came down never came down
he's just talking for space now so he's just
talking from behind a green screen and he's like
telling the engineer lady being like being like
if you if you shoot the q bomb into me i may
be able to like fly over and detonate it myself
you know i might have enough juice to kickstart
it or whatever and he's like don't tell don't
tell my nephew brandon thomas lee because he's
not ready for that yeah exactly just let him
think i'm still dead blah it'll be easier this
way easier and then whatever and i don't know
she's like oh that's really horrible okay yeah
she's like what no all right sure blah um All
right. So we get this plan together and then,
oh, gosh, plot twist. The doctor lady shows up,
but she's all taken over by the aliens now. They
got her. Who could have seen this coming? And
then we flashback to when Bruce Willis was on
that, like flashback to when Bruce Willis was
having that vision. It was because we saw the
ringwraith person grab the doctor lady and put
alien goo on her face. And then she was like,
Oh God, I'm an alien. Wait, he gooed in her face?
Yeah. Just put war paint on her. War paint, yeah.
It looked like he reached into a cup or something,
like a black goo, and just smeared her face with
war paint style. That's how the possession works.
He kept his load and then put it in a cup and
then put it on her later. I mean, whatever. I
don't know, dude. I just want to get the pun
of he gooed in her face. It was not great. He
painted goo on her face. Oh, God. All right.
We're moving on. We're moving on. Aliens are
not fuckable. yeah not these aliens these aliens
don't have enough personality and so then finally
through the through the possessed doctor we have
some dialogue from the aliens they can talk they
can talk and they're like wah ha ha we're evil
i'm going to kill all of the humans and there's
nothing you can do to stop us therefore erasing
any sort of moral quandary we had with oh man
maybe we should guess what they deserve it anyway
yeah right like i don't understand what the point
was of them like the movie trying to make the
make people feel bad about like, Oh, is it, is
it, is it, is it our, it's our cosmic sin to,
to, to kill all these aliens. And it's like,
well, the aliens are just necessarily evil. They're
not defending their home world. They're just,
we want to take over the human race. That pun
was awful. And I feel like it's the same level
as the writing of this movie. No, that's what
I was. It wasn't a pun. That wasn't a fucking
joke. Like it's literally what they say. It's
like, it's our cosmic sin. I wasn't joking. I
was like, that's the dialogue. That's the title
drop. They didn't. No, you thought I was riffing.
No, that's what they said. Yeah, man. Everything
hurts. Yeah. This movie is just so... We're not
even done yet. Some things that just annoyed
the crap out of me is that this reminded me of
a Doctor Who special that aired right at the
end of David Tennant's run, Waters of Mars. Okay.
You know, quick synopsis, the doctor lands on
Mars at the same time that the first human settlement
colony is there. And, you know, they're doing
science -y things and they make contact with
an alien and things happen. And the doctor has
to make the moral decision because he knows about
this. This is a fixed point in time. He has to
make the moral choice of, do I sit back and let
history play out the way it's intended? Or do
I break the code I've set for myself slash the
code of the time Lords, the cosmic sin. interfere
with history. That's the plot. And it's so much
better than this movie. And then I recently read
a duology, a sci -fi duology that also dealt
with, you know, not necessarily first contact.
Humanity had already made contact with aliens.
But once again, that moral quandary of, well,
they attacked us. Do we wipe them out and commit
genocide as retaliation and to protect ourselves?
Or do we keep trying to find ways to survive
that also keeps this alien race alive as well
those are moral problems this is like well we
don't know if these aliens are bad or not but
all we've seen of the aliens is that they're
killing each other on the ground and in space
wow this is a really hard decision we've really
made the blood general for this yeah yeah that
doesn't sound like a moral quandary that sounds
like a uh it sounds like that sucks you're having
a bad day sorry you didn't get your leave oh
my god yeah okay so so we're still going we're
still going movie's almost over thankfully yeah
i don't even know what resolves about this they
monologue each other a little bit and i think
bruce willis just fucking shoots her right like
doesn't isn't that it I think he shoots her.
Yeah. That seems right. I don't remember. I don't
know. Who cared? Who cared at the end? And then
there's just it's a boring ass fight. And then
they're like, oh, like, well, we like, you know,
it struggles to push the button to send the Q
bomb up to hit. She doesn't actually really struggle.
She just does it. Yeah. And then Frank Grillo
is like, you know, like, oh, I got the Q bomb
and then like flies into the. um the gate and
then the gate gets destroyed whoa and then you
know hopeful music plays the gate closes behind
it causes a black hole and the gate collapses
inside of it and it wipes out the whole entire
attack fleet of the of the aliens yes oh and
you know just for clarification the aliens are
on the other side of the space gate they've come
through and now they're on that on you elvira
or whatever the planet's called um elora alora
alora so like that's why the space case so as
far as we know them for sending the q bomb through
has destroyed everything right oh now i remember
no it's brax it's it's the nephew that like finally
does it you know like that does the push button
he says goodbye was he there i forgot him me
if he was there Yeah, no, he was there because
he finds out. He's like, there's got to be another
way. We got to do this in a different way. And
then he's like, there is no other way. There
is no other way. Yeah. He really gets over this
moral quandary pretty fast. And he's like, okay,
fine. And then that's it. oh that's right he
does that and then and then he has this weird
scene like where he walks out and then he goes
and and like has a fist fight with the ringwraith
guy right because he's all pissed off yeah they
settle this mano a mano yeah and then he just
punches them and then that's it and then it's
over and then he's dead and then and then we
have our denouement we have oh man like you know
we the the the gate gets wiped out and then we
cut back to one week later and and and bruce
willis is drinking out of a bar with all of the
cast that survived and then he thinks about he
has a flashback to the doctor and he's like thinks
about the doctor for a little bit they could
have been great them could have been great what
a what a pair and then he's then he just looks
on takes a shot and then just leaves and then
that's the credits they're all scroll credits
and he has the same fucking face the entire goddamn
movie yeah emoting is not his strong point in
this movie i'll say that um him and Frank Grillo
probably share maybe 10 to 12 minutes of screen
time together. You have two relatively big stars.
I'd say Frank Grillo's pretty big, right? I think
he's pretty big. That's honestly what it felt
like, where it's like you have those two guys
on the cover, but they don't share the screen
barely at all. No, they really don't. And they
probably exchange three sentences of dialogue
tops. yeah they're like he's like i think he's
like like the general says like oh glad you're
here blood general and that's it you know yeah
you know we need a man who can do we need someone
who can do the job you can do the job yeah and
that's it there's no like you know there's no
there's no um dynamic between them there's no
chemistry with anybody on this fucking movie
no it's it's also it's also stupid yeah Well,
like, okay, I'm fine with stupid. It's just that
it was boring. It's stupid and it's meaningless.
Yeah. And I'm not saying China Salesman is this
deep thought piece, but like, this is, I've said
it three times, this is a nothing sandwich. I
honestly had way more fun watching China Salesman
than this. China Salesman was just so ridiculous
and stupid. China Salesman was ridiculous. Yes,
exactly. That's a great way to put it. The cardinal
sin of this movie is that they are trying, they
are they believe this is way too serious for
how little efforts are put into it's just joyless
it's a joyless movie there's no like it's yeah
you try to have this grit but then it's like
okay but you don't do it like like it's not well
acted enough to like have a convincing you know
i don't know man none of this none of this movie
works at all like it's not it's not a good like
a deep sci -fi story doesn't it doesn't push
any sort of interesting questions because like
well the biggest sin i feel like you can commit
is being boring yeah yeah and this is it man
it's right here the biggest cosmic sin yeah wow
wow dude way to bring it full circle wow that's
crazy you're welcome i was working on that literally
and the first thing i thought of after we watched
this i was like i would rather watch i was thinking
back i'd rather watch the humanity bureau starring
nicholas cage than this movie that was my first
bad movie yeah That was the first bad movie.
What's that? That was the first bad movie. The
movie that started it all? The movie that started
it all. That movie is better than this one. That
one was at least more fun. Even though it was
still very bad. But this one is just... Damn,
dude. I don't know. just uninspired and nothing
really works uh not even on an action level and
a dumb it's very boring it's boring and bad well
especially as a sci -fi movie it shouldn't be
boring well right yeah and none of the parts
like like like again the only part that makes
it sci -fi is the really bad green screen you
see of the space shots where you know right bring
gorilla you gotta shoot the q bomb at me what's
that sorry Otherwise, we're in the Pacific Northwest.
Yeah, that's right. Exactly. And it's just dudes
in military fatigues. That's it. You know, like
we did and really bad plastic styrofoam weapon
metal chest plates and weaponry. And that's it.
You know, as much as we are given with that epic
timeline at the beginning, it really like the
world building just stops. Yes. Right. They try
to have that world building and then they just
don't anymore. It's very bizarre. Yep. All right.
What do you guys rate it? Oh, God. I have a recording
of Andre's review from two nights ago. Was it
two nights ago? Yeah, it was two nights ago.
I don't remember what you said, but it was a
really low number. This is a 0 .12357 robot bartenders
out of five. There we go. Okay. 0 .012357? 0
.12357. 0 .1. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0 .13, yeah.
0 .13? Oh, less than one. Less than one. Less
than one. Yeah, I don't know. I think the biggest...
Wait, less than one star or less than one percentage
of a star? Less than one percentage of a star.
It's not even, like, you know, imagine, like,
a little kid, like, trying to draw in the lines.
Like, this kid is, like, drawing on a whole other
piece of paper. Yeah. Yeah, this movie is...
That right there is an analysis. I mean, it commits
a cosmic sin of making you really think, wow,
it was supposed to be a good actor. I'm really
tired of saying the cosmic sin. For those listening
at home, take a drink every time we say Cosmic
Sin. Oh, God. I'm going to do that at the beginning
of this episode. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. They
have to. The opportunity is too good here. I'd
take a drink every time. And we were drinking.
We were drinking tiki drinks called the Trade
Winds while we watched this. Oh, that was the
best part of this film. Yeah, the drinks. We
made a, yeah, Joe was kind enough to get me.
a tiki cocktail book for christmas and we've
been kind of breaking it in so well are you ready
for the next bad movie no no you know why why
it's been 15 episodes oh my now that we've split
into two different segments we are at episode
45 next episode okay normally the group watches
a bad movie together are you guys ready Okay,
what's the bad movie? Oh, I don't know. It has
to be one of the tentpoles of badness, right?
It does. We'll think about it. I don't want to
commit to anything on the record right now, but
we have some thinking to do. Especially because
we do have our guessing game, so let's not reveal
on this episode. If people listen in, they get
an unfair advantage. So it's the group bad movie
hopefully next time. Maybe we can watch it in
New Orleans if we have for whatever reason. Oh,
come on, man. Let's not waste time like that.
Yeah, right. Exactly. I think we should watch
it before New Orleans. We're all together. We
also have a full month before New Orleans almost.
Yeah, we gotta get episodes out. No, content.
Content. Oh, God. We're a content machine. With
a capital C. Yes, exactly. all right now that
we've rated we've talked about that we're going
to do a bad movie together we do have a little
bit of time so why don't we we don't normally
do this but why don't we do a little hashtag
cash and trash on this episode okay okay uh jill
you had one that you wanted to start with yeah
um i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna cash to ching
on season six of queer eye on netflix I finished
it this morning. And, you know, it's Queer Eye.
It's a known formula at this point. The Fab Five
show up. The hero of the week or the day, depending
on how you're watching Queer Eye, is usually
someone who just is not giving the love that
they give to other people to themselves. They
need help with their confidence. They need help
with being kinder to who they are and all these
things. And, you know, Karamo, Antony, Bobby,
Jonathan Van Ness. and tan just work their wonderful
gay magic and are just they're just a nice bright
magic i mean that's what they are they're they're
fairy gay mothers i'm pretty sure they refer
to them as at some point in the series um they're
just a nice bright sparkling star on uh you know
Pretty shitty way to start of 2022. Omicron still
around. Connecticut got hit with an ice storm
and the state lost its shit. But you know, on
my little corner of Netflix, everything is nice
and sunny in Austin, Texas where the season of
Queer Eye happens. So, cash. That's in Texas.
Andre, do you have one? um i mean just a quick
shout out because we're only literally one episode
in we're gonna we gotta keep going on it is the
um uh witcher season two we finally picked that
up uh nice because we finished out of gretzko
which was also great um it was really good i
like the season a lot um and the witcher two
i mean started which are two the witcher season
two uh it starts off strong you know hey like
uh it was kind of building up to um gerald and
and siri finally you know uniting slash reuniting
and it's exciting you know i'm curious to see
where the story goes now that now that we have
at least two of the trio back together so yeah
uh the first episode was solid enough and looking
forward to watching the rest of it yeah nice
uh i got an unusual one because i haven't really
been watching a ton of stuff in a sense um on
twitter i got involved with hashtag bale's 2022
film challenge Basically, this Twitter account,
I can't remember it off the top of my head, but
he deserves his just dues. His last name is Bales.
He releases every month a movie challenge where
it's just like the month of the year. Each day
is a different film of some variety. And the
goal is to watch 365 movies. There's not a chance
in hell that I'm going to be able to do that.
and i already think i'm behind and it's day what
eight so each day is something different so for
example day one of the 2022 film challenge was
ellis island day so you had to watch a film where
ellis island can be seen in a movie okay anybody
got any votes um wait what's the movie with um
tom cruise and um uh Blinking on her name! She's
in the new Lucille Ball movie. Nicole Kidman?
Nicole Kidman, where they come to America and
it's like the great expansion West. He's a poor
dude and she's rich. I watched it in my 7th grade
history class because we were learning about
the second wave of immigration. What is this
called? Tom Cruise and... Nicole Kidman movies.
Wow, the internet already knows what I'm trying
to find. It's called Far and Away. Far and Away.
I believe they land on Ellis Island. Okay. That
was not the first one that popped into my head.
I don't know. I'm totally drawing a blank, to
be honest with you. I mean, go for it. and I
watched An American Tale, Fievel Goes West. Fievel
Goes West? No, just the first one. They're already
on in America. Yeah, you're right. Fievel Goes
West is the second one. You're right. I did put
An American Tale. Never mind. Sorry, I'm mixing
my movies together. But yeah, it's been fun.
There's been some interesting ones. Main character's
last name is Smith. because of National Smith
Day. That was a tougher one to think of besides
Mr. and Mrs. Smith, right? I know that was the
first one that popped in my head for that. Mr.
Smith goes to Washington. There you go. Yeah,
that's another good one. Pocahontas, John Smith.
Day five. Yes, Claire said Pocahontas as well.
Day five was whipped cream day. So you needed
whipped cream in a movie. Oh, the college movie
with Freddie Prinze Jr. where he like covers
himself in shaving cream and like makes his dick
look like a banana sundae. okay there's that
um there's also the chris evans he's uh not another
teen movie maybe that's what i'm thinking could
be i don't know i've never actually seen another
team but i actually watched the one that uh inspired
it i watched um oh shoot what's called varsity
blues which i've heard of that That made Saturday
Friday Night Lights or is Friday Night Lights
what made Friday Night Lights? It very much is
similar in that aspect. It's amazing the cast.
So the starting quarterback that gets injured
at the start of the season is Paul Walker. Yes.
The backup quarterback is James Van Der Beek
and has the infamous line of I don't want your
life. The head football coach is John Voight.
And then the girlfriends are Allie Larder and
Amy Smart. And what inspires it is Allie Larder
wears a whipped cream bikini at some point during
the movie. Okay. It's the only thing I knew about
the movie before I watched it. And I enjoyed
it. It was good. It's a little weird. It's goofy
and fun, but it's fun. So yeah. So I'm doing
the Bales 2022 Film Challenge. um today is someone
playing god in a movie um morgan friedman almighty
yeah or somebody already put out there um octavia
spencer in the shack yeah yeah wait is she god
in the shack does it have to be a movie or can
it be a tv show uh it's supposed to be a film
challenge okay i was gonna say i was gonna i
was gonna submit um uh we got the god or a god
because we could do like clash of the titans
someone playing god in a movie it doesn't need
to be somebody playing actual god they could
just be like manipulating god yeah well i mean
they could they could be like manipulating people
and playing god amongst people you know what
i mean yeah this is how you take it this is fun
do you have any other ones um i do one more i
want to do one more i have a lot um well the
one i want to talk about um where was it oh day
14 i want to talk about the holiday more than
anything so the movie is someone has a baby in
a movie okay that's it that's it a lot of movies
the day is cesarean section day which i didn't
know was a real holiday star wars episode three
c -section baby day my sister's a c -section
baby there's also national human trafficking
awareness day so human trafficking in a movie
some of these are not like fun yeah i know taken
immediately popped in my head i'm probably gonna
watch taken two because i haven't seen that Yeah.
Because I'm trying to watch different things.
I went on such a disappointing date to see Taken
1. I was guessing what was going to happen in
the movie. Like, oh, that car is going to blow
up. And then it did. And the dude I went on the
date with was like, how did you know that? How?
How did you know that was going to happen? Because
that movie was so hard to figure out. Tomorrow
is Plow Monday. So a plow scene in a movie. Snow
Day. nickelodeon snow day there's like the plowman
i feel like fargo has there has to be a snowplow
in fargo right so they just put cold vengeance
or cold pursuit on uh to be the liam neeson movie
oh yeah i'm probably gonna watch that the one
that ruined his career because he said on a talk
show that um he was racist that's right no there
was like a weird like he made that really bizarre
comment where yes yeah yep okay basically admitted
that he was racist and it was like wait what
happened Somebody in his family was attacked
by a African -American person. Ooh. And... he
basically said when it happened he just wanted
revenge he wanted to go out to the streets and
just find a black person yeah like he like said
something along the lines like he like i had
to stop myself from going out and murdering somebody
and i'm like what the fuck i'm really happy you
stopped he stopped himself from murdering someone
yeah right like and i get being angry about somebody
getting attacked by somebody and everything like
that and gain retribution against that person
doesn't matter who they are that person but this
was like um excuse me what did you just say well
apparently the movie's really good but it just
got shit on because he said these comments it's
taken with a snowplow apparently taken with a
snowplow is kind of funny yeah right so that's
what's going to happen tomorrow for me um right
before national human trafficking awareness day
i guess i'm getting a double feature of liam
neeson you know what this is uh things that we've
been re -watching um there i wonder if there's
a good one where we can an upcoming day where
we can find a good reason to watch spider -man
3 because we watched the original uh sam raimi
spider -man not too too long ago and we're gonna
we're committing to the whole trilogy but really
funny if there was like bruce campbell day or
something i guess that'd be the second movie
so there's a cable car day was there a cable
car in three cable car well no because it's new
york okay yeah right does he have an answering
machine because there's a name answering machine
day there might there might be on his like phone
okay we don't have to make there's international
sweatpants day i feel like in the of all the
films the third one he definitely would wear
sweatpants right Maybe for a little bit. We'll
figure it out. I just wanted an excuse to mention
that we've been re -watching the Spider -Mens.
So day 19 is just a freebie. You can get any
movie. He puts one freebie per month. Oh, that's
nice. Yeah. And there's Chocolate Cake Day, so
I'm probably going to watch Matilda. Matilda,
yeah. Yeah. So yeah. That's what I'm doing is
the Bales 2022 Film Challenge. So you're going
to catch this? uh i've been posting on twitter
when it happens yeah i've been posting on twitter
when it happens when i watch a movie um i've
truly only missed one day oh okay that's not
too bad so far i mean we're eight days in the
year right so you know it's gonna go downhill
fast whenever that is especially when we go to
new orleans yeah right yeah i'm not sitting and
watching a movie that day sorry Nope. Yeah, no,
I don't think so. Yeah. So that'll do it for
this episode of Game for a Movie where we ask,
are you game for a movie? Get ready for our next
bad movie episode where we all are watching one
together. We're going to figure that out. I've
been your host, Mike. I've been joined by Andre
and Jill. We'll see you next time on Game for
a Movie.