WEBVTT 00:00:02.269 --> 00:00:04.549 You know what that sound means it's another episode 00:00:04.549 --> 00:00:07.009 of game for a movie where we ask are you game 00:00:07.009 --> 00:00:11.070 for a movie? My name is Mike. I am joined by 00:00:30.219 --> 00:00:35.780 I'm not. I'm second. This is amazing. I knew 00:00:35.780 --> 00:00:39.240 it as soon as I set it to I knew what was going 00:00:39.240 --> 00:00:41.979 to happen and I was just ready for the chaos. 00:00:44.140 --> 00:00:47.759 Okay, well off to a great start. Hey, what are 00:00:47.759 --> 00:00:51.380 we drinking today? I will start. I have an advent 00:00:51.380 --> 00:00:55.899 calendar for Nine breweries? Seven or nine breweries, 00:00:55.979 --> 00:00:58.439 something around there. Every day is a different 00:00:58.439 --> 00:01:00.859 brewery and a different beer. Today is Goose 00:01:00.859 --> 00:01:03.939 Island IPA, which is a classic, especially for 00:01:03.939 --> 00:01:07.159 the Chicago boy. I basically grew up drinking 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:12.400 Goose IPA, so it was a much joyous occasion when 00:01:12.400 --> 00:01:13.840 I found out that was the one coming. A pleasant 00:01:13.840 --> 00:01:16.400 surprise. A pleasant surprise. Much joyous occasion, 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:20.760 I don't know. Jill, we'll go to you first. Well... 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:50.019 Oh, okay fine. Andre? The Cleve? Nice. This is 00:01:50.019 --> 00:01:51.299 yesterday's beer, right, Jill? Because we didn't 00:01:51.299 --> 00:01:53.019 have a chance to drink it. No, you're right. 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:55.680 This was day four. It's not even a beer. It's 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:59.319 a hard cider. It's a mango mimosa hard cider 00:01:59.319 --> 00:02:02.620 with notes of mango, citrus, and apple. It smells 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:04.620 very sweet. I'm going to go ahead and give it 00:02:04.620 --> 00:02:08.919 a sip here. Likewise. It is pretty sweet. It's 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:10.939 definitely, this almost tastes like a seltzer, 00:02:11.060 --> 00:02:13.900 like a hard seltzer, more than a cider. But it's 00:02:13.900 --> 00:02:16.960 sweet. Flavors to me, like cancel everything 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:20.560 out and it just tastes like nothing. Okay. It's 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:22.199 an easy drinker, that's for sure. Yeah, it's 00:02:22.199 --> 00:02:25.080 an easy drink. Nice. Nice, well that sounds good. 00:02:26.099 --> 00:02:29.080 So that's what we are drinking today. What we 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:36.400 are watching... It's bad movie time. Yay! I love 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.060 a bad movie. It's the only one I don't have to 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:44.240 watch it. Yeah, right. This bad movie... I found 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:47.719 on many of the worst Christmas movies of all 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:53.460 time list It is the 1996 classic Santa with muscles 00:02:53.460 --> 00:02:59.379 Yes, Santa with muscles You know exactly what 00:02:59.379 --> 00:03:01.360 you're walking into especially when you see the 00:03:01.360 --> 00:03:04.680 cast because the main character is Hulk Hogan 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:09.879 There's Don Stark in it and then there's a very 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:13.180 young Mila Kunis in it as well That's what blows 00:03:13.180 --> 00:03:14.960 my mind. I don't follow wrestling that much. 00:03:15.020 --> 00:03:17.599 Was this peak Hulkamania for Hulk Hogan? I think 00:03:17.599 --> 00:03:20.680 it'd be after. I think this would be after, yeah. 00:03:21.740 --> 00:03:25.240 When you said that you were watching this and 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.199 you mentioned who, I think you just said it was 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:29.819 Hulk Hogan and a young Mila Kunis. My brain did 00:03:29.819 --> 00:03:32.120 not connect all of that and I did not realize 00:03:32.120 --> 00:03:34.419 it was set in the 90s even though a young Mila 00:03:34.419 --> 00:03:36.979 Kunis would be young in the 90s. Right, yeah. 00:03:37.930 --> 00:03:41.310 Yeah, and then um, it's also Don Stark's in it 00:03:41.310 --> 00:03:46.110 as well He he and Mila both were in that 70s 00:03:46.110 --> 00:03:50.129 show after This was kind of like I guess the 00:03:50.129 --> 00:03:53.590 launching point for that And there's also in 00:03:53.590 --> 00:03:57.169 a very very young and very minor role for Brenda 00:03:57.169 --> 00:04:02.530 song as well And I love Brenda song because she 00:04:02.530 --> 00:04:05.189 was able to pull Nicole E. Culkin out of his 00:04:05.189 --> 00:04:10.789 funk So I am forever a Brenda Song fan. Those 00:04:10.789 --> 00:04:13.509 kid -child stars stick together, you know. Exactly. 00:04:14.810 --> 00:04:19.889 So I guess let's jump into it. God, alright. 00:04:19.970 --> 00:04:22.410 I'm gonna take a big drink before I jump into 00:04:22.410 --> 00:04:24.769 it completely, though. Take a hearty swig first, 00:04:25.269 --> 00:04:27.930 man. Do you want to give us a synopsis before 00:04:27.930 --> 00:04:29.889 you actually go into your play -by -play or just 00:04:29.889 --> 00:04:33.709 let it go? Sure, I'll do that. An evil entrepreneur... 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:41.480 begins to believe he's Santa Claus after an accident 00:04:41.480 --> 00:04:46.839 renders him an amnesiac. That is the IMDB description 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:49.540 that I remember, because I did not just pull 00:04:49.540 --> 00:04:52.920 it up, actually, but I'm pretty confident that's 00:04:52.920 --> 00:05:03.740 what it is. Right. That he's thinking you, Santa. 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:09.920 Yep. Right. Exactly, yep. So, we start this movie 00:05:09.920 --> 00:05:13.319 with the young girl Elizabeth, who is not Mila 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:17.939 Kunis. This is the young girl. She is writing 00:05:17.939 --> 00:05:23.180 a letter to Santa, basically saying, I want some 00:05:23.180 --> 00:05:25.920 joy this year, can you save the orphanage I live 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:28.839 in? Oh. That is the start. Of course, they're 00:05:28.839 --> 00:05:31.180 orphans. Yes, that is the start of the movie. 00:05:31.439 --> 00:05:36.379 and then it goes to Hulk Hogan who is Infiltrating 00:05:36.379 --> 00:05:38.920 this house it looks like and he starts beating 00:05:38.920 --> 00:05:42.240 up these people that are definitely like There's 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.920 a chef. There's a gardener There's a butler and 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.220 you just see like him just go to town beating 00:05:49.220 --> 00:05:51.839 all these guys and everything like that well 00:05:51.839 --> 00:05:55.139 They all work for him He pays them to do this 00:05:55.139 --> 00:05:57.800 every now and then to see how long he can last 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:04.160 while seven guys basically attack him Yeah, right 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:09.180 his name is Blake Thorne He runs a yeah, Blake 00:06:09.180 --> 00:06:15.300 Thorne is actually I like that name I think I 00:06:15.300 --> 00:06:23.500 think it's a good name Yeah, well you don't know 00:06:23.500 --> 00:06:26.199 what he's an entrepreneur of yet and you learn 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:31.800 nope he is a bodybuilding entrepreneur Mass building 00:06:31.800 --> 00:06:41.379 and yeah, pretty much like healthy Yes, exactly 00:06:41.379 --> 00:06:44.240 and like he his face is on everything and like 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:47.279 the first thing we see is They bring like bulk 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:49.620 powder to him and he's just like my face isn't 00:06:49.620 --> 00:06:54.259 big enough on this But the whole time basically 00:06:54.259 --> 00:07:00.889 he's doing bro voice which drives me insane So 00:07:00.889 --> 00:07:03.009 like they show them the bulk powder he's just 00:07:03.009 --> 00:07:08.889 my face isn't big enough on that And so it's 00:07:08.889 --> 00:07:11.829 just like it's over -the -top like macho man 00:07:11.829 --> 00:07:21.449 acting There's something let me tell you You 00:07:21.449 --> 00:07:24.089 can probably guess where this movie is going 00:07:24.089 --> 00:07:26.230 down for the most of it And then there's things 00:07:26.230 --> 00:07:32.290 that completely throw it on its head So basically 00:07:32.290 --> 00:07:34.910 they decide to hop out of there and they're going 00:07:34.910 --> 00:07:38.550 to go paintballing so they hop in like this big 00:07:38.550 --> 00:07:41.209 Humvee with a bunch of motorcycles and they're 00:07:41.209 --> 00:07:43.290 just like shooting each other while they're driving, 00:07:43.389 --> 00:07:47.149 which is great and There's no rules to this paintball 00:07:47.149 --> 00:07:49.170 game. They're just going wherever and like shooting 00:07:49.170 --> 00:07:54.170 people with paintballs. The only rule No is not 00:07:54.170 --> 00:07:58.399 how paintball works They are wearing, so Hulk's 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.680 team is wearing pink bandanas on their head, 00:08:00.800 --> 00:08:02.879 and the other team is wearing blue bandanas on 00:08:02.879 --> 00:08:06.439 their head. That's it. They're obviously speeding. 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:10.620 This cop sees them and just goes, terrorists! 00:08:10.860 --> 00:08:13.899 And starts driving after them. What? Yeah, he 00:08:13.899 --> 00:08:16.980 calls them terrorists. But this is a pre -911 00:08:16.980 --> 00:08:19.300 world, so I guess that word was more commonly 00:08:19.300 --> 00:08:24.000 thrown around. Yeah, right. So basically Hulk 00:08:24.000 --> 00:08:27.660 decides to... fire his paintball gun at the cops 00:08:27.660 --> 00:08:33.240 and like crashes one of the cars and he has rules 00:08:33.240 --> 00:08:38.360 for everything and he says like to the chef guy 00:08:38.360 --> 00:08:40.860 what would we what would we have without rules 00:08:40.860 --> 00:08:43.120 and the chef goes like fun and the butler goes 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.460 chaos and that's his thing is he has rules so 00:08:46.460 --> 00:08:48.259 this is essentially zombie land where he has 00:08:48.259 --> 00:08:52.409 rules for survival The reason that's important 00:08:52.409 --> 00:08:54.909 is because the one guy tries to get him to pull 00:08:54.909 --> 00:08:59.409 over and he goes rule 20 never surrender and 00:08:59.409 --> 00:09:03.570 so then he Like basically rolls out of the Humvee 00:09:03.570 --> 00:09:12.190 just leaving it to go along and runs away So 00:09:12.190 --> 00:09:14.769 he goes to the mall that's where he wants to 00:09:14.769 --> 00:09:20.019 go to hide out It flashes to a different place 00:09:20.019 --> 00:09:22.779 which is like this mansion that has these like 00:09:22.779 --> 00:09:25.440 blowing steam caskets and stuff where it's obvious 00:09:25.440 --> 00:09:31.159 it's the bad guy. His name is Ebner Frost. Because 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:36.799 it is a Christmas movie after all. And he has 00:09:36.799 --> 00:09:40.700 a man tied upside down that's getting tortured 00:09:40.700 --> 00:09:49.070 because he won't sell his shoe store. He's trying 00:09:49.070 --> 00:09:53.269 to buy up the shoe store, we don't know why so 00:09:53.269 --> 00:10:00.409 he invites his doctors to Basically torture the 00:10:00.409 --> 00:10:03.690 man. There's dr. Blight who's the the second 00:10:03.690 --> 00:10:09.950 -in -command? Oh, it gets worse don't worry, 00:10:10.049 --> 00:10:18.460 there's dr. Flint who's a geologist Dr. Vile, 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:26.379 the chemist. And Mrs. Watt, the physics electrocutioner. 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:36.139 She gets five minutes of screen time. I'm not 00:10:36.139 --> 00:10:40.429 joking. Like, it's bad. Dr. Vile - Dr. Vile also 00:10:40.429 --> 00:10:42.870 at first they announce he's Canadian, but he 00:10:42.870 --> 00:10:44.850 looks like he's supposed to be an awful Asian 00:10:44.850 --> 00:10:47.330 stereotype Like he does buck teeth and he kind 00:10:47.330 --> 00:10:51.409 of squints a lot But they say he's Canadian so 00:10:51.409 --> 00:10:58.330 it's okay Yeah, right exactly it's it's It's 00:10:58.330 --> 00:11:00.649 tough because I don't think they ever mentioned 00:11:00.649 --> 00:11:02.509 that he's Asian or anything like that But it's 00:11:02.509 --> 00:11:04.330 immediately where my mind went because that's 00:11:04.330 --> 00:11:08.730 what he was doing So basically they start torturing 00:11:08.730 --> 00:11:14.029 him and then it flashes back to the mall So Hulk 00:11:14.029 --> 00:11:16.269 is wearing these like fatigues. So it's very 00:11:16.269 --> 00:11:21.330 obvious that he is who he is, you know Meanwhile 00:11:21.330 --> 00:11:26.570 we meet Lenny an elf who's played by Don Stark 00:11:26.570 --> 00:11:33.450 Lenny has a Brooklyn accent and Basically, he 00:11:33.450 --> 00:11:36.960 owes money to Ebner Frost That's all we know 00:11:36.960 --> 00:11:42.700 at this point Hulk finds the Santa suit and decides. 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:45.720 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna do this and hide out. So 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:51.379 nobody's gonna know it's me So he's what the 00:11:51.379 --> 00:11:53.419 police follow him they run into him and they're 00:11:53.419 --> 00:11:55.220 just like oh Santa we're sorry blah blah blah 00:11:55.220 --> 00:11:57.399 We're looking for this guy. Have you seen him? 00:11:57.940 --> 00:11:59.779 obviously the same person they're talking to 00:11:59.779 --> 00:12:03.200 but It's not apparent until he turns around and 00:12:03.200 --> 00:12:05.759 his fatigues falls out of a Santa suit. And they're 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:10.419 like, oh no, Santa Fraud! Santa Fraud? Yeah, 00:12:10.700 --> 00:12:12.240 Santa Fraud. Oh, that sounds like a horrible 00:12:12.240 --> 00:12:16.840 spin -off name. Yep, yep, that's terrible. He 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:20.519 hides in a garbage chute to avoid them. And basically 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:23.360 they just dump garbage on him for a scene just 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:25.360 to make you laugh and everything. And finally 00:12:25.360 --> 00:12:27.320 he gets hit with something that knocks him down 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:30.340 the chute. and he runs his head into the garbage 00:12:30.340 --> 00:12:36.879 can ouch so he doesn't know who he is he's knocked 00:12:36.879 --> 00:12:41.039 out Lenny finds him and is just like oh this 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:43.480 is our drunk Santa okay I'll get him up there 00:12:43.480 --> 00:12:46.179 but then he notices he's knocked out so he's 00:12:46.179 --> 00:12:48.120 like oh I'm gonna look at his wallet and steal 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:51.580 his money he finds out it's Blake Thorne and 00:12:51.580 --> 00:12:53.940 he's just like oh I'm gonna use his ATM card 00:12:53.940 --> 00:13:00.740 I'm gonna get all the money I can But it gets 00:13:00.740 --> 00:13:03.080 better because one of the things spotted in the 00:13:03.080 --> 00:13:09.120 wallet is a blockbuster card and it made me giddy 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:16.700 Right At this point I have hit my first ads because 00:13:16.700 --> 00:13:19.240 I was watching this on 2b So it was completely 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:21.799 free except for you had to watch ads every time 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:26.389 and it made it feel even longer This movie was 00:13:26.389 --> 00:13:32.970 a svelte our 37 But all right after the ads basically 00:13:32.970 --> 00:13:35.409 he keeps hitting his head he's hit his head like 00:13:35.409 --> 00:13:43.149 ten times already and I guess Yeah, exactly Exactly 00:13:43.149 --> 00:13:47.389 Exactly, um One of the kids that sits on his 00:13:47.389 --> 00:13:49.610 lap during the scene where it's like obvious 00:13:49.610 --> 00:13:51.889 Okay, we got to have you be Santa and like all 00:13:51.889 --> 00:13:54.350 these unruly kids one of the kids is Brenda song 00:13:54.669 --> 00:13:57.149 So that's her part on this whole thing. That's 00:13:57.149 --> 00:14:02.730 it. She's gone now. There's two guys that are 00:14:02.730 --> 00:14:05.809 like obviously 40 that are supposed to be teens 00:14:05.809 --> 00:14:14.309 Yes, they decide that there's a fundraiser to 00:14:14.309 --> 00:14:18.690 support the mission or the orphanage and They 00:14:18.690 --> 00:14:20.110 decide they're gonna steal the money because 00:14:20.110 --> 00:14:25.820 the person watching it is asleep So everything 00:14:25.820 --> 00:14:29.320 starts going to hell because they drop the bull 00:14:29.320 --> 00:14:31.220 and like the money starts spilling everywhere 00:14:31.220 --> 00:14:35.059 Obviously Santa slash Blake Thorne notices so 00:14:35.059 --> 00:14:39.039 he has to intervene and there's like this horrible 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:42.720 karate scene between these two 40 year old teenagers 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:46.879 and a man named Santa Claus that's way too ripped 00:14:46.879 --> 00:15:00.250 for both of them I believe so yes So the best 00:15:00.250 --> 00:15:02.850 part though so one of the guys grabs a candy 00:15:02.850 --> 00:15:05.549 cane from Santa's Wonderland and Like out of 00:15:05.549 --> 00:15:07.990 the background somebody goes watch out. He's 00:15:07.990 --> 00:15:18.370 got a candy cane Yeah, you can tell it's like 00:15:18.370 --> 00:15:22.039 an overexcited extra It was literally the best 00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:29.539 part of this entire movie. So basically he dispatches 00:15:29.539 --> 00:15:32.779 the 40 year old teens and then he realizes he 00:15:32.779 --> 00:15:35.120 sees the mission and he's like I'm not supposed 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:38.480 to be here I need to be there instead and like 00:15:38.480 --> 00:15:42.620 help them out Because that's what Santa does 00:15:42.620 --> 00:15:47.360 That's what I'm thinking too like they made him 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:51.950 an avenging spirit versus like Santa Claus. Well, 00:15:51.950 --> 00:15:53.309 I guess maybe because they didn't want to have 00:15:53.309 --> 00:15:56.149 to deal with the rigmarole of him trying to learn 00:15:56.149 --> 00:15:58.870 how to get flying reindeer. So this at least 00:15:58.870 --> 00:16:01.750 grounds him into more probable situations. Well, 00:16:01.750 --> 00:16:05.269 I'm glad you brought that up because they bring 00:16:05.269 --> 00:16:07.250 up, he's like, I need to get to the mission. 00:16:07.330 --> 00:16:11.049 Where's my sleigh? And Lenny goes, it's in the 00:16:11.049 --> 00:16:14.389 shop. Hop on this instead. So they have a scooter 00:16:14.389 --> 00:16:17.820 that's like way too small. so that Lenny and 00:16:17.820 --> 00:16:21.000 Hulk Hogan can just be on the scooter for humor's 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:24.120 sake. Is it like a Vespa or is it like a Razor 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:26.779 scooter? It's like a Vespa, yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:29.539 yeah, sorry. Like a Vespa. Yeah, I should have 00:16:29.539 --> 00:16:31.580 specified. No pedal action, okay, got it. Yeah, 00:16:31.659 --> 00:16:34.320 exactly. It's electric engine, blah, blah, yeah. 00:16:34.799 --> 00:16:39.080 It's like a golf cart, essentially. Okay. So 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:43.940 we flash back to the scene at the mansion. Haven't 00:16:43.940 --> 00:16:47.000 mentioned this yet, but frost is like a germaphobe 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:49.100 so he doesn't deal with any of the torture himself 00:16:49.100 --> 00:16:51.700 He stays in his house like locked up and like 00:16:51.700 --> 00:17:04.240 make sure everyone's sanitized Basically they 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:07.380 get this shoe store owner to admit that he's 00:17:07.380 --> 00:17:11.200 selling and now the only thing standing in their 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:17.559 way is Santa? Santa with muscles? The orphanage. 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:20.880 And oh, the children. Yes, the orphanage. The 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:25.059 parentless children. Yes. So we go to the mission. 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:28.920 Dr. Blight and the doctors are all there and 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:31.559 Dr. Blight is like hitting on the main orphanage 00:17:31.559 --> 00:17:35.039 mom whose name is Leslie. Oh, okay. It's creepy 00:17:35.039 --> 00:17:37.779 and like supposed to be creepy. It's not supposed 00:17:37.779 --> 00:17:41.000 to be like anything other than that. Sweet. Yeah, 00:17:41.019 --> 00:17:45.869 exactly. There's also Clayton, who's like the 00:17:45.869 --> 00:17:48.210 attendant of the place, and like you'd recognize 00:17:48.210 --> 00:17:50.150 Clayton. Clayton's been in a bunch of stuff. 00:17:51.450 --> 00:17:53.609 I'm gonna look this up. I'm on the Wikipedia 00:17:53.609 --> 00:17:55.069 page right now. You'll recognize him. It's just 00:17:55.069 --> 00:17:56.630 bad that the only Clayton I'm thinking of is 00:17:56.630 --> 00:18:05.319 the one from Yeah, he's been in a bunch of stuff, 00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:07.400 including a cab driver and Ant -Man. Apparently 00:18:07.400 --> 00:18:10.259 that's one of his most big roles, according to 00:18:10.259 --> 00:18:12.660 MDV. I don't get that. I've seen him in other 00:18:12.660 --> 00:18:14.539 things. He's just been in a bunch of TV, I feel 00:18:14.539 --> 00:18:17.099 like. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, his main stint, 00:18:17.099 --> 00:18:23.759 he was on Two Broke Girls for a while. So, they 00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:26.700 basically are, like, messing with them and everything 00:18:26.700 --> 00:18:28.759 like that. By the way, they drive an ice cream 00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:32.480 truck. Of course they do. I don't know why. That's 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:36.009 never explained. Because of Lindsey. I guess. 00:18:36.930 --> 00:18:41.970 Well, so to threaten them they Tear down the 00:18:41.970 --> 00:18:45.390 statue outside the orphanage with their ice cream 00:18:45.390 --> 00:18:49.109 truck like pull it down and Clayton is just like 00:18:49.109 --> 00:18:51.910 I'm going to stop them and so he like runs in 00:18:51.910 --> 00:18:54.349 front of the car the ice cream truck and starts 00:18:54.349 --> 00:18:57.950 like waving his hands at them and it's not like 00:18:59.089 --> 00:19:01.529 stopping motion, it's just waving his arms, like 00:19:01.529 --> 00:19:05.470 he's a wacky inflatable arm man. Okay, alright. 00:19:05.710 --> 00:19:07.750 And so he just starts doing that, well of course 00:19:07.750 --> 00:19:10.910 they're like, we're gonna run him down. Luckily, 00:19:11.349 --> 00:19:13.750 Santa with muscles is able to grab the chain 00:19:13.750 --> 00:19:17.710 and pull the ice cream truck back and save Clayton's 00:19:17.710 --> 00:19:21.250 life. Wait, he pulls like the rock in Hobbs and 00:19:21.250 --> 00:19:23.910 Shaw, he just like pulls back a moving vehicle? 00:19:24.049 --> 00:19:28.849 Yep. Yep. Oh my god. So... Basically they get 00:19:28.849 --> 00:19:31.470 into like an altercation, but no fight yet and 00:19:31.470 --> 00:19:33.470 he just sends them on their way and they're like 00:19:33.470 --> 00:19:37.210 we're gonna be back in three days because That's 00:19:37.210 --> 00:19:44.549 what we want to do Yeah, right Three shopping 00:19:44.549 --> 00:19:46.890 days left till Christmas they put a sign in there 00:19:46.890 --> 00:19:49.549 Which is why I thought they were like making 00:19:49.549 --> 00:19:53.029 a mall or something or like That's what it completely 00:19:53.029 --> 00:19:55.369 throws me off with this whole thing because there's 00:19:55.369 --> 00:20:00.130 it goes crazy So he goes into the orphanage to 00:20:00.130 --> 00:20:01.950 like talk with them and everything like that. 00:20:02.150 --> 00:20:06.190 There's only three kids and They throw they throw 00:20:06.190 --> 00:20:09.710 a line away like we were able to find homes for 00:20:09.710 --> 00:20:15.990 the rest of them Well, and then and then little 00:20:15.990 --> 00:20:18.470 kid Taylor goes yeah, we're just the leftovers 00:20:18.470 --> 00:20:21.269 and throws a little fit and runs to his room 00:20:24.860 --> 00:20:27.460 Totally empty except for Leslie Clayton and the 00:20:27.460 --> 00:20:30.680 three kids who are Elizabeth Taylor and Sarah 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:42.200 Sarah's played by music Right exactly Well, they 00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:44.940 just care about that so basically they offer 00:20:44.940 --> 00:20:47.519 Santa They're just like we're gonna we're gonna 00:20:47.519 --> 00:20:49.619 provide you dinner. You can stay with us that 00:20:49.619 --> 00:20:52.740 kind of stuff Which is funny because the only 00:20:53.069 --> 00:20:55.710 pajamas they have is like a monk's robe that 00:20:55.710 --> 00:20:58.589 Hulk wears and a bunny suit that Lenny wears. 00:20:58.950 --> 00:21:04.809 And that's their PJs. The next day, they are 00:21:04.809 --> 00:21:08.730 eating breakfast. There is a newspaper on the 00:21:08.730 --> 00:21:14.170 table that says Santa with muscles. Roll credits 00:21:14.170 --> 00:21:24.119 number one. Yeah, but wouldn't they have gone 00:21:24.119 --> 00:21:28.839 for a much more snappy moniker, like the zodiac 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:32.200 killer or something like that? Nope. Chanto with 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:36.859 muscles. That's it. But meanwhile, they're also 00:21:36.859 --> 00:21:41.099 eating cereal Blake -Os that have Blake Thorne's 00:21:41.099 --> 00:21:46.180 face on the box. And literally, when he realizes 00:21:46.180 --> 00:21:48.079 at first and is just like, I can't let him know 00:21:48.079 --> 00:21:49.759 who he is, I'm trying to steal his money, so 00:21:49.759 --> 00:21:53.009 he just pours his cereal. on his eggs and starts 00:21:53.009 --> 00:21:55.849 like mashing them in the eggs so that he can 00:21:55.849 --> 00:22:24.339 throw the cereal box out. No, he realizes he 00:22:24.339 --> 00:22:26.559 realizes it like there's a scene where he realizes 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:28.519 like he has a mustache underneath He doesn't 00:22:28.519 --> 00:22:30.819 have the full beard and blah blah blah It's a 00:22:30.819 --> 00:22:32.660 weird little scene and he actually walks out 00:22:32.660 --> 00:22:34.640 in the morning without it on and everybody's 00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:36.779 like Elizabeth's gonna freak because Santa doesn't 00:22:36.779 --> 00:22:47.000 have his beard on and Exactly yes, but it literally 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:50.259 Elizabeth just like passes over it Uh, he throws 00:22:50.259 --> 00:22:53.339 away a line of basically, I only wear the beard 00:22:53.339 --> 00:22:56.259 for deliveries because Mrs. Claus thinks it tickles. 00:22:56.799 --> 00:23:00.319 Ooh. Yeah. Is that a sex joke? I guess, maybe. 00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:04.839 She thinks it tickles. Yeah. Uh, meanwhile Lenny 00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:09.339 steals his glass after breakfast because the 00:23:09.339 --> 00:23:14.599 ATM machine has a thumb scanner. What? It also 00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:16.740 has a voice system so he like puts in the card 00:23:16.740 --> 00:23:19.940 and it's like, welcome, Mr. Thorne. Please do 00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:23.380 thumb scanner. And then he like puts the glass 00:23:23.380 --> 00:23:25.720 on there and they're like, this is your right 00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:30.220 thumb. We need your left thumb. I love these 00:23:30.220 --> 00:23:34.740 horse hijinks. Yes, exactly. Also, Sarah has 00:23:34.740 --> 00:23:37.859 made adjustments to his Santa suit. She cut the 00:23:37.859 --> 00:23:40.259 arms off so the muscles can be out and she made 00:23:40.259 --> 00:23:43.839 it a v -neck. And she also cut his pants to make 00:23:43.839 --> 00:24:00.559 them shorts because it's California Exactly exactly 00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:04.200 and um so Clayton also has a line where he's 00:24:04.200 --> 00:24:08.380 just like I'm proud of you kid to Hulk and Like 00:24:08.380 --> 00:24:10.970 Hulk's like what? What are you talking about? 00:24:11.130 --> 00:24:13.650 And Clayton's just like, I'm proud of you. And 00:24:13.650 --> 00:24:16.730 we obviously know - Clayton knows who he is, 00:24:16.890 --> 00:24:22.069 but is not saying anything because movie, so... 00:24:22.069 --> 00:24:27.190 We don't know what's going to happen yet. They 00:24:27.190 --> 00:24:30.789 make Taylor feel inferior, so he decides he's 00:24:30.789 --> 00:24:35.970 going to take on the bad guys. And so, Lenny's 00:24:35.970 --> 00:24:38.170 - Lenny and Hulk are like, we need to go get 00:24:38.170 --> 00:24:41.349 him. It's all of a sudden nighttime. I don't 00:24:41.349 --> 00:24:43.670 know how that happened, but we just have a time 00:24:43.670 --> 00:24:48.769 jump. There's scientists all over this mansion 00:24:48.769 --> 00:24:51.430 area, and it is the funniest thing because you 00:24:51.430 --> 00:24:53.730 can tell they were given no dialogue. They walk 00:24:53.730 --> 00:24:55.589 past them and it's just like, if you quantify 00:24:55.589 --> 00:25:04.150 this data, you get results. Dr. Blight has a 00:25:04.150 --> 00:25:06.470 nasal strip in some scenes, but loses it in others. 00:25:10.860 --> 00:25:14.720 And basically they get to Lenny or they get to 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:18.240 Taylor and he like forces Lenny to take him off 00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:21.299 and he's trying to learn what's happening and 00:25:21.299 --> 00:25:26.059 so he's just sitting there and Like they're describing 00:25:26.059 --> 00:25:28.599 their whole plot and they're they're going we 00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:30.500 need the orphanage because it's the last place 00:25:30.500 --> 00:25:32.920 and then we can have the excavators get to get 00:25:32.920 --> 00:25:37.460 it out and I'm thinking Okay, there's a safe 00:25:37.460 --> 00:25:39.880 or a vault under the orphanage or something? 00:25:40.539 --> 00:25:46.000 Yeah, like, what are we going for here? It just... 00:25:46.000 --> 00:25:50.240 Nothing happens. So Hulk's back at the orphanage. 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:54.420 They're talking about what could possibly be 00:25:54.420 --> 00:25:56.279 under the orphanage and the kids are just like, 00:25:56.380 --> 00:25:59.079 oh, you mean the vault? Yeah, the vault. It's 00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:04.000 like our clubhouse. What? Okay. So the kids can 00:26:04.000 --> 00:26:06.430 actually just go in the vault. Yeah, they know 00:26:06.430 --> 00:26:08.230 they know what's under there. It's under the 00:26:08.230 --> 00:26:16.609 catacombs Yes, the catacombs It's a church It's 00:26:16.609 --> 00:26:23.369 California. I don't know where I guess Yeah, 00:26:24.410 --> 00:26:27.529 the church is the orphanage the church is the 00:26:27.529 --> 00:26:34.289 orphanage and it has catacombs So at this point 00:26:34.289 --> 00:26:37.210 in time, I'm going to hold the suspense because 00:26:37.210 --> 00:26:42.589 we need to take a break I know but I can't I 00:26:42.589 --> 00:26:45.230 can't wait to tell you I can't wait to tell you 00:26:45.230 --> 00:26:50.009 what's in the orphanage or in the vault We have 00:26:50.009 --> 00:26:53.750 a special shout out on this episode for our friends 00:26:53.750 --> 00:26:56.410 and pulling up their accounts so I can tell you 00:26:56.410 --> 00:26:59.940 more about them Our friends the all -night drive 00:26:59.940 --> 00:27:03.759 -in picture show Their podcast celebrating the 00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:06.660 good the bad the artistic and the absurd of drive 00:27:06.660 --> 00:27:09.640 -in movies and culture hosted by Ryan and Charles 00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:12.700 We have their promo here. 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Is the bird 00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.400 gonna on my shoulder in this scene too. He's 00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:38.740 a plastic bird. He doesn't even make it on his 00:28:38.740 --> 00:28:46.900 own The all -night drive -in picture show available 00:28:46.900 --> 00:28:53.710 now at a podcatcher near you Alright, we're back. 00:28:55.109 --> 00:28:57.170 So, you guys want to know what's in the vault, 00:28:57.230 --> 00:29:00.410 right? Yeah, what's in the goddamn vault? I almost 00:29:00.410 --> 00:29:07.829 said Vox. Vox. What's in the Vox? So, they open 00:29:07.829 --> 00:29:11.869 the vault and there are these crystals everywhere. 00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:15.009 Oh, crystals. Christmas crystals, yeah. Christmas 00:29:15.009 --> 00:29:17.069 crystals? Is this part of the Christmas tradition? 00:29:17.210 --> 00:29:21.519 Yeah. Oh, they do. No, it's just crystals. We 00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:23.279 don't we don't know anything about them except 00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:25.660 for that they just glow and they're the light 00:29:25.660 --> 00:29:29.480 weird and basically There was a scene earlier 00:29:29.480 --> 00:29:31.440 that I just skipped because it didn't really 00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.740 care about it Where Elizabeth is explaining if 00:29:33.740 --> 00:29:36.339 you sing just right the windows are magic and 00:29:36.339 --> 00:29:38.539 they make different colors Well, they find out 00:29:38.539 --> 00:29:52.400 that the crystals are the reason why? Right well 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.059 Elizabeth says it's fairies so you're not you're 00:29:56.059 --> 00:30:01.079 not off on that But so Taylor is holding one 00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:06.660 and he drops it and it explodes and The and Leslie 00:30:06.660 --> 00:30:11.019 goes Billy be careful and I had to rewind Because 00:30:11.019 --> 00:30:14.039 I swore she said Billy and I'm right. She said 00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:22.759 Billy They didn't change the edit so Billy slash 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:26.480 Taylor just almost died because this exploding 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:36.599 crystal So Lenny is off in the catacombs because 00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:40.200 he like got scared by the explosion his cell 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:43.839 phone, which is like three feet tall goes off 00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:48.289 and And basically Ebner Frost is like you've 00:30:48.289 --> 00:30:52.849 got to do this otherwise We're going to like 00:30:52.849 --> 00:30:56.869 kill you because the orphanage stands in our 00:30:56.869 --> 00:31:15.720 way Yes, right Well, I just want to know where 00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:17.420 he had this thing because he's wearing his elf 00:31:17.420 --> 00:31:19.420 costume And I don't think that thing has pockets 00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:22.740 and it gets even more absurd Yeah, right gets 00:31:22.740 --> 00:31:25.500 even more absurd in a second because he basically 00:31:25.500 --> 00:31:34.119 decides he needs to let Santa know who he is 00:31:34.119 --> 00:31:39.599 Exactly so Lenny pulls Santa off to the side 00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:46.430 and basically He admits that he's Blake Thorne. 00:31:46.690 --> 00:31:50.190 He also just happens to have his fatigues jacket. 00:31:51.190 --> 00:31:53.190 And I don't know where he got this, I don't know 00:31:53.190 --> 00:31:55.130 where he had it, but all of a sudden he just 00:31:55.130 --> 00:31:57.349 has it, and he gives it to him, and he's just 00:31:57.349 --> 00:32:00.950 like, you're Blake Thorne. And... What? Like 00:32:00.950 --> 00:32:03.869 any D &D player, he pulled it from his bag of 00:32:03.869 --> 00:32:07.150 folding. Yeah. Does he just like, give you like 00:32:07.150 --> 00:32:08.809 a, does it give you like a sudden, give him a 00:32:08.809 --> 00:32:11.369 sudden like flash like, oh, I'm Blake Thorne, 00:32:11.609 --> 00:32:15.759 woah! No He's dealing with it for a while. He 00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:18.039 actually stays behind and is like dealing with 00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:20.380 this newfound information It actually this was 00:32:20.380 --> 00:32:24.319 okay. Like it's not immediate change of oh, I'm 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:26.900 Blake Thorne. That's right I am evil entrepreneur 00:32:26.900 --> 00:32:29.299 guy. Why am I helping these fucking kids blah 00:32:29.299 --> 00:32:31.119 blah blah? She's literally sitting there like 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:34.039 conflicted. I'm Santa, but he's telling me I'm 00:32:34.039 --> 00:32:38.160 not like that kind of stuff And only the way 00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:40.839 that Hulk Hogan can because you know he can't 00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:48.839 act worth shit Exactly, but then I realized why 00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:52.539 he's sitting there by himself Because dr. Blight 00:32:52.539 --> 00:32:55.900 is there to take on the other six kids or the 00:32:55.900 --> 00:32:58.640 other six people and like hold them off to the 00:32:58.640 --> 00:33:03.980 side it's just dr. Blight by himself and So, 00:33:04.140 --> 00:33:06.059 like, Hulk comes out of the catacombs, realizes 00:33:06.059 --> 00:33:08.859 what's happening, and starts fighting Dr. Blight. 00:33:08.980 --> 00:33:11.839 This leads to an awkward fight scene with many 00:33:11.839 --> 00:33:16.039 lines of dialogue. Including... Including my 00:33:16.039 --> 00:33:18.720 favorite. I have a Christmas wish, Santa. Get 00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:26.440 out of my life! And then, so they keep fighting, 00:33:26.519 --> 00:33:29.559 they run off, they get to the bell tower, and 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:32.779 he basically... Yes. The bell tower of the church. 00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:38.519 No, it does not happen there's really besides 00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:40.599 the fact that it's Santa there's like no mention 00:33:40.599 --> 00:33:46.759 of Christmas pretty much And then there's a fake 00:33:46.759 --> 00:33:50.440 Santa in the bell tower that is being controlled 00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:55.460 by frost that basically grabs Santa and throws 00:33:55.460 --> 00:34:00.539 him off the bell tower And dr. Blight says Santa 00:34:00.539 --> 00:34:08.449 you slay me So he falls off the bell tower But 00:34:08.449 --> 00:34:11.050 he just happens to land in a garbage truck that 00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:14.570 happens to pass by and he hits his head on Blake 00:34:14.570 --> 00:34:23.289 Thorne protein powder Well, so he wakes up and 00:34:23.289 --> 00:34:29.449 remembers who he is Yes, well he he's in so he 00:34:29.449 --> 00:34:31.619 doesn't wake up right away Basically, they found 00:34:31.619 --> 00:34:34.099 him at the dump, they got him home, his butler's 00:34:34.099 --> 00:34:37.119 there, and he wakes up and he's just like, oh 00:34:37.119 --> 00:34:39.179 what a horrible dream, I thought I was Santa, 00:34:39.900 --> 00:34:42.500 but I know I'm Blake Thorne. He throws off the 00:34:42.500 --> 00:34:45.840 blanket and he's wearing his Santa suit. And 00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:48.559 he's like, oh it was not a dream. But this is 00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:52.539 what I find interesting. He disappeared for days. 00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:57.380 And he has like this butler, the chef, like all 00:34:57.380 --> 00:35:03.230 of these people that don't know that he's Gone 00:35:03.230 --> 00:35:13.269 like they don't look for He's rich he's got a 00:35:13.269 --> 00:35:18.250 mansion Yeah, exactly and so I just don't get 00:35:18.250 --> 00:35:22.210 that But basically like he's he's sad and everything 00:35:22.210 --> 00:35:26.090 like that. So he calls Leslie But of course frost 00:35:26.090 --> 00:35:29.010 has the line tapped and he makes it Seem like 00:35:29.010 --> 00:35:31.210 she doesn't want him. She's like you disappeared 00:35:31.210 --> 00:35:34.329 you left us. We don't want you go away blah blah 00:35:34.329 --> 00:35:38.210 blah, so he's just like depressed Eating his 00:35:38.210 --> 00:35:47.010 like Gross health food stuff Right well that 00:35:47.010 --> 00:35:48.949 was always that's also one of the scenes where 00:35:48.949 --> 00:35:50.989 she Elizabeth brings him milk and cookies, and 00:35:50.989 --> 00:35:52.949 he's like this is fat free right not knowing 00:35:52.949 --> 00:35:59.719 that he's Not Santa you know So the doctors are 00:35:59.719 --> 00:36:03.500 going to take over the place frost comes out 00:36:03.500 --> 00:36:08.800 and like this like The like CDC suit when there's 00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:11.980 like an outbreak or something like that but basically 00:36:11.980 --> 00:36:17.159 he goes to the mine and He puts miners caps on 00:36:17.159 --> 00:36:19.239 all of the children. He's like you guys are going 00:36:19.239 --> 00:36:23.280 to get the crystals for me muahahaha super evil 00:36:29.730 --> 00:36:32.610 so basically Blake is like no I'm going to go 00:36:32.610 --> 00:36:34.530 help them I don't care that they don't want me 00:36:34.530 --> 00:36:36.530 I'm going to go help them so he puts on this 00:36:36.530 --> 00:36:40.849 black uniform and his Santa hat and he has his 00:36:40.849 --> 00:36:43.730 like chef and his butler and his gardener all 00:36:43.730 --> 00:36:47.690 come and help him of course they pass the cops 00:36:47.690 --> 00:36:55.429 who are just like the terrorists are back Yes, 00:36:55.510 --> 00:36:58.170 they're still in it. Oh it gets worse so one 00:36:58.170 --> 00:37:06.269 of the cops somehow has a rocket launcher He 00:37:06.269 --> 00:37:14.409 has a rocket launcher out of nowhere Well, so 00:37:14.409 --> 00:37:18.590 he fires the rocket this is the worst CGI rocket 00:37:18.590 --> 00:37:22.300 ever like Somebody just put fire on, like, the 00:37:22.300 --> 00:37:26.920 screen so it looks like it's firing. Okay. And 00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:31.340 basically the rocket goes past them and hits 00:37:31.340 --> 00:37:35.039 another cop car with, like, the incompetent leader 00:37:35.039 --> 00:37:39.480 of the cops and blows up his car. Who's approving 00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:42.219 this police's defense budget? Like, holy shit, 00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.460 man. A rocket launcher. And they can't even fire 00:37:45.460 --> 00:37:51.950 it right. Right. Right? Exactly. Oh my god. So 00:37:51.950 --> 00:37:54.630 the Humvee like jumps the cops that are making 00:37:54.630 --> 00:37:57.449 like a blockade and then they go to the mission 00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:01.030 and the cops I Guess stop for coffee because 00:38:01.030 --> 00:38:03.230 they're gone for a while until the very end of 00:38:03.230 --> 00:38:11.389 the film For some reason so his group goes into 00:38:11.389 --> 00:38:13.670 the church they find the secret like the back 00:38:13.670 --> 00:38:19.239 entrance and they kind of like They make like 00:38:19.239 --> 00:38:23.099 home alone traps kind of thing like they they 00:38:23.099 --> 00:38:26.420 Do something to the doorknob so the one guy gets 00:38:26.420 --> 00:38:28.719 taken out and blah blah and like these are all 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:30.679 nameless goons at this point so they're just 00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:34.260 like Home alone scooby -doo montage to get him 00:38:34.260 --> 00:38:38.179 rid of these guys He gets to the main church 00:38:38.179 --> 00:38:42.980 and mrs. Watt is there and so they're having 00:38:42.980 --> 00:38:45.559 like this big showdown and like obviously he's 00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:47.260 getting shocked and he's just like I don't know 00:38:47.260 --> 00:38:51.460 what to do blah blah blah and all of a sudden 00:38:51.460 --> 00:38:55.000 out of nowhere Lenny hops from the top of the 00:38:55.000 --> 00:38:59.340 church pews like the top level and he goes I've 00:38:59.340 --> 00:39:02.539 made my choice I'm going to help he pours this 00:39:02.539 --> 00:39:05.420 bucket of water on Mrs. Watt and she just basically 00:39:05.420 --> 00:39:12.170 dies like Yeah, this is a PG movie and like they 00:39:12.170 --> 00:39:22.829 show her get electrocuted Yeah We don't really 00:39:22.829 --> 00:39:29.909 know I Know like we this was a movie of one liners 00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:32.210 and we missed the one opportunity the best opportunity 00:39:32.210 --> 00:39:37.840 for this I can't remember where this line comes 00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:40.800 in because it was so good though. Clayton's the 00:39:40.800 --> 00:39:42.940 best of this movie. That's the plain and simple 00:39:42.940 --> 00:39:48.179 thing of it. I think he just like Pushes the 00:39:48.179 --> 00:39:50.840 door into a guy and knocks him out and Clayton 00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:53.099 goes like well all you had to do was knock or 00:39:53.099 --> 00:40:02.380 something like that Clayton's the best so it's 00:40:02.380 --> 00:40:05.519 Clayton and Blake they're they're talking Um, 00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.280 they have the kids, they have Leslie, basically 00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:10.400 he's told them to go hide somewhere, but Clayton's 00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:17.900 like, sit down, we're gonna talk. Fun fact, Blake 00:40:17.900 --> 00:40:29.000 grew up at the orphanage. Exactly. Well, and 00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:31.199 so he has this picture, and he's just like showing 00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:33.460 him, and he's like, that's you. Do you know who 00:40:33.460 --> 00:40:38.780 that is? That was your best friend ebner frost 00:40:38.780 --> 00:40:46.500 Plot twist I'll be honest the way this movie 00:40:46.500 --> 00:40:48.300 was going it was pretty obvious that he grew 00:40:48.300 --> 00:40:50.699 up in the orphanage I was actually thrown by 00:40:50.699 --> 00:40:54.059 the fact that his best friend was ebner frost 00:40:54.059 --> 00:41:00.920 I didn't think like I didn't think they would 00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:03.380 make it. Oh, you're related to the enemy all 00:41:03.380 --> 00:41:06.559 along But apparently that's what they wanted 00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:22.219 to do No, they don't like they don't ever address 00:41:22.219 --> 00:41:24.119 this It's just he doesn't remember that he was 00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:27.039 an orphan and like Clayton knew him when he was 00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:29.159 younger because Clayton's been there forever 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:33.599 So I don't understand how this was not known 00:41:36.460 --> 00:41:38.420 That's why Clayton was like, you know, I'm proud 00:41:38.420 --> 00:41:40.420 of you, kid. I'm proud of you, kid. Yeah, exactly. 00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:43.559 Like, he knew who he was. You know what I'm talking 00:41:43.559 --> 00:41:46.420 about. Yeah. You know it is. Exactly. Like, did 00:41:46.420 --> 00:41:48.739 his parent, like, I mean, so he clearly, well, 00:41:48.739 --> 00:41:50.719 I guess, no, it's not. So it's not clear to me 00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:54.659 if he got adopted and then left or if he ran 00:41:54.659 --> 00:41:57.320 away and then made his way or he aged out of 00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:01.340 the system. Nothing was ever said. What? Nothing 00:42:01.340 --> 00:42:04.340 was ever said. Oh, my God. They can't do that 00:42:04.340 --> 00:42:07.139 to us. Right. We deserve to know Blake Thornton's 00:42:07.139 --> 00:42:11.599 tragic backstory. Or Abner Frost's for that matter. 00:42:11.900 --> 00:42:16.460 Yeah! Wait, why is he angry? Yeah. Well, so he 00:42:16.460 --> 00:42:18.579 wants the crystals. That's what it is. We don't 00:42:18.579 --> 00:42:21.079 know why. We never learned why he wants these 00:42:21.079 --> 00:42:23.960 crystals. Because they glow when you sing. Yeah, 00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:27.900 apparently. So they start taking out the nameless 00:42:27.900 --> 00:42:29.780 goons and everything and they have duct tape. 00:42:29.900 --> 00:42:31.679 I don't know where the duct tape comes from either. 00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:36.489 They all of a sudden just have duct tape. Yes, 00:42:37.110 --> 00:42:39.489 well Leslie and the kids are in the kitchen and 00:42:39.489 --> 00:42:41.949 dr. Blight of course shows up and he's being 00:42:41.949 --> 00:42:46.250 extra creepy to Leslie But the kids are like 00:42:46.250 --> 00:42:49.130 behind him. So he doesn't know they're there 00:42:49.130 --> 00:42:53.469 So she like plays into it and is like trying 00:42:53.469 --> 00:42:55.809 to get them out of there So she starts like flirting 00:42:55.809 --> 00:43:00.150 back with him in this cringe -worthy scene The 00:43:00.150 --> 00:43:03.409 kids open the freezer and Taylor sticks his foot 00:43:03.409 --> 00:43:06.860 out And basically, she pushes him over his foot 00:43:06.860 --> 00:43:08.539 into the freezer and they lock him in there and 00:43:08.539 --> 00:43:11.019 they're so happy like, yeah, we did it! Dr. Blight's 00:43:11.019 --> 00:43:16.980 a fuck! He can go away! Yes. Although he doesn't 00:43:16.980 --> 00:43:21.380 die, we do see him at the end. Um, meanwhile, 00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:24.400 like they all meet up at the mine, or the cave, 00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:25.920 or the vault, or whatever they're calling it, 00:43:25.940 --> 00:43:29.500 vault, with the crystals. And Frost is in there 00:43:29.500 --> 00:43:33.420 and he's like... Alright, I guess I have to do 00:43:33.420 --> 00:43:36.760 this myself. So he pulls out a crystal from the 00:43:36.760 --> 00:43:42.460 thing and mind you when Billy slash Taylor held 00:43:42.460 --> 00:43:47.079 the Crystals and dropped it it exploded He pulled 00:43:47.079 --> 00:43:49.679 out a long crystal and now it's strong enough 00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:55.039 for a sword fight So him and Hulk have a sword 00:43:55.039 --> 00:44:00.760 fight Crystal the crystal he found another one 00:44:00.719 --> 00:44:02.820 So they both got long crystals. They're both 00:44:02.820 --> 00:44:04.820 having a crystal sword fight. Yeah. Of course. 00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:08.719 And like it dropped and it exploded. These are 00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:10.960 now hitting each other and they're not exploding. 00:44:11.139 --> 00:44:15.239 What the fuck, movie? Learn your physics. Make 00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:17.800 your rules and stay into the universe with me. 00:44:17.860 --> 00:44:19.980 Stay in your lane, yeah. Yeah. Sometimes you 00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:21.619 just want a good crystal sword fight, you know? 00:44:21.800 --> 00:44:26.840 Yes. Then you just spice it up. Well, so he beats 00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:32.489 him up. Lenny has duct -taped the the geologist 00:44:32.489 --> 00:44:38.750 but Dr. Flint yes, Dr. Flint So they're all in 00:44:38.750 --> 00:44:41.210 there and the energy from the crystals start 00:44:41.210 --> 00:44:43.610 to build up and they're going to explode and 00:44:43.610 --> 00:44:46.789 they're like we need to get exactly So they're 00:44:46.789 --> 00:44:48.730 like we need to get out of here. So Santa with 00:44:48.730 --> 00:44:53.119 muscles like grabs frost and lifts them out The 00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:55.159 geologist is like the first one out of there 00:44:55.159 --> 00:44:57.539 and he's duct taped together. I don't know how 00:44:57.539 --> 00:45:01.300 he was so freaking Strong enough to do that, 00:45:01.300 --> 00:45:03.420 but he just hops out of there and beats everybody 00:45:03.420 --> 00:45:08.639 they all get out of the church except for a Couple 00:45:08.639 --> 00:45:11.179 people are still left in there. I'm sure but 00:45:11.179 --> 00:45:14.800 terrible CGI Just starts blowing up the mission 00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.219 or it gets sucked into a vortex. I'm not sure 00:45:17.219 --> 00:45:21.500 which but it just starts to happen and the The 00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:25.599 church goes down. Well, now the kids don't have 00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:29.059 a home at all. Well, exactly. How do I think 00:45:29.059 --> 00:45:30.940 I know where this is going to go? I also have 00:45:30.940 --> 00:45:32.719 a note about something about Christmas movie 00:45:32.719 --> 00:45:34.460 in California just doesn't feel right because 00:45:34.460 --> 00:45:37.960 there's like no snow. Like, it's not a Christmas 00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:43.320 movie per se. I don't know. Um, so... Die Hard 00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.139 takes place in California. That's true. That 00:45:46.139 --> 00:45:47.920 is true. And that is my favorite Christmas movie. 00:45:48.219 --> 00:45:50.889 So, yeah, you're right. You're right. Alright, 00:45:51.010 --> 00:45:54.750 you're right, you're right, you're right. So 00:45:54.750 --> 00:45:58.130 basically they're like all talking and they're 00:45:58.130 --> 00:46:00.710 all sad and they're just, what are we gonna do 00:46:00.710 --> 00:46:04.969 now? Our church is gone, meh, meh, meh. And of 00:46:04.969 --> 00:46:08.150 course, Holt goes, I think I have a solution. 00:46:09.710 --> 00:46:14.849 Oh, I bet he does. Here's the thing. I'm pretty 00:46:14.849 --> 00:46:19.269 sure it's Ebner Frost's house. So I think he 00:46:19.269 --> 00:46:22.050 just makes like an orphanage out of frost house 00:46:22.050 --> 00:46:25.969 So like the three kids are there and they're 00:46:25.969 --> 00:46:27.889 having like a party There's like a clown and 00:46:27.889 --> 00:46:30.010 everything like that and he's still dressed like 00:46:30.010 --> 00:46:32.650 Santa and blah blah blah But then there's also 00:46:32.650 --> 00:46:36.650 like all these kids out of nowhere Like where 00:46:36.650 --> 00:46:50.079 do these kids come from? But there's like 30 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:57.440 kids out of nowhere though Yeah, exactly and 00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.619 the movie and so he throws his Santa hat onto 00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:03.980 a bush and For some reason the bush like they 00:47:03.980 --> 00:47:05.960 zoom into the Santa hat and then the credits 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:18.340 start to roll No, they definitely do not like 00:47:18.340 --> 00:47:20.539 nothing happens it goes to black after a while 00:47:20.539 --> 00:47:23.780 so I Watched the whole credits. There was nothing 00:47:23.780 --> 00:47:28.360 no after credit scene But I can tell you one 00:47:28.360 --> 00:47:31.860 last thing so after I finished that movie the 00:47:31.860 --> 00:47:35.780 to be recommended Son of the mask for my next 00:47:35.780 --> 00:47:39.320 watch so you can see what level this movie was 00:47:44.299 --> 00:47:46.139 Is a bad movie. I think it's a movie that made 00:47:46.139 --> 00:47:49.380 me hate Jamie Kennedy. Yeah, that's fair, honestly. 00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:51.960 I mean, yeah, it's, uh, you know, can't knock 00:47:51.960 --> 00:47:54.219 you for that. Right. Especially, well, after 00:47:54.219 --> 00:47:56.480 Scream and Scream 2, I loved Jamie Kennedy, but 00:47:56.480 --> 00:47:58.480 now if I were to go back to Son of the Mask, 00:47:58.480 --> 00:48:01.320 I'd probably hate him again. He's also not very 00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:04.360 good in, uh, Stephen King's, um, Dreamcatcher. 00:48:05.099 --> 00:48:07.820 Fair. Yeah, and maybe I just hate Jamie Kennedy. 00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:16.699 Also fair. Also very fair. Yeah That's Santa 00:48:16.699 --> 00:48:18.639 with muscles there was like awkward laughing 00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:20.880 the whole time and like Mila Kunis his voice 00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:22.860 was way too powerful at that point where she 00:48:22.860 --> 00:48:24.820 just awkwardly laughed and it was like taking 00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:28.400 over, you know lots of lots of scenes of no dialogue 00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:37.420 just Exactly well that was basically the end 00:48:37.420 --> 00:48:39.579 where they were just kind of laughing like that 00:48:43.869 --> 00:48:46.349 I got I got one more thing to say about it because 00:48:46.349 --> 00:48:48.650 there's a there's a cute scene where Elizabeth's 00:48:48.650 --> 00:48:51.670 just like you're not Santa and He's just like 00:48:51.670 --> 00:48:59.210 I don't know what to say And she goes you're 00:48:59.210 --> 00:49:05.170 better Better than Santa Cheesy goodness for 00:49:05.170 --> 00:49:07.250 that's what makes it a Christmas movie if there's 00:49:07.250 --> 00:49:12.050 no cheese. It's not a Christmas movie Yeah, so 00:49:12.489 --> 00:49:15.989 On a scale of zero to five, and I have given 00:49:15.989 --> 00:49:19.750 zeros before, I will give it a point five. I 00:49:19.750 --> 00:49:22.570 do not have the Mitchell scale where you make 00:49:22.570 --> 00:49:25.369 a movie, but I will still put it to the Mitchell 00:49:25.369 --> 00:49:30.969 zero. Yeah. Point... It sounds bad. Yeah, this 00:49:30.969 --> 00:49:35.250 sounded pretty bad. It didn't sound like... This 00:49:35.250 --> 00:49:37.449 wasn't Yoga Hosers. I hate to invoke the cursed 00:49:37.449 --> 00:49:42.489 film. No, it was not Yoga Hosers. It was not 00:49:42.489 --> 00:49:46.570 meaning to be a good movie. It was meant to be 00:49:46.570 --> 00:49:49.210 a cheese fest, like you can laugh at with your 00:49:49.210 --> 00:49:51.530 kids, you know? And that's the thing, exactly, 00:49:51.650 --> 00:49:54.690 you just said it. Sometimes there are kid movies 00:49:54.690 --> 00:49:58.849 that are bad, but they're bad because they're 00:49:58.849 --> 00:50:00.889 not meant for kids. It's because they know the 00:50:00.889 --> 00:50:02.250 adults are in the room. And then there are kids 00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.150 movies that are like, well, they figure that 00:50:04.150 --> 00:50:06.750 their kids will just jingle some keys in front 00:50:06.750 --> 00:50:09.489 of them and that's all they need. And it's like, 00:50:09.550 --> 00:50:12.489 okay. Congrats, you made a movie, but you made 00:50:12.489 --> 00:50:15.150 it for the lowest denominator. Exactly. It did 00:50:15.150 --> 00:50:18.130 not go out thinking like, and especially with 00:50:18.130 --> 00:50:19.969 Yoga Hoosiers, Yoga Hoosiers was just a slap 00:50:19.969 --> 00:50:22.329 to the face. I know I always say that, but it 00:50:22.329 --> 00:50:25.389 just was. You went out and made a mean movie 00:50:25.389 --> 00:50:28.829 because you're mean. This was trying its best 00:50:28.829 --> 00:50:32.550 to capitalize on Hulk Mania, to capitalize on, 00:50:32.550 --> 00:50:35.909 you know, just cute Christmas generic kids movie. 00:50:37.719 --> 00:50:39.539 It's the same thing with like Jingle All the 00:50:39.539 --> 00:50:41.519 Way. Jingle All the Way has a terrible Rotten 00:50:41.519 --> 00:50:44.320 Tomato score, but it's a movie we loved as kids. 00:50:45.500 --> 00:50:47.980 You know? It could - Jingle All the Way could 00:50:47.980 --> 00:50:51.599 be a bad movie on our show by the scale. But 00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:55.539 we all know that it's better than the scale, 00:50:55.719 --> 00:51:00.340 you know? I don't know. Yeah, this one was not 00:51:00.340 --> 00:51:05.360 great and it's very hokey acting and very rough. 00:51:06.510 --> 00:51:08.789 At least it had some good lines. I did like the 00:51:08.789 --> 00:51:12.809 one -liners. That's always fun. But, yeah. If 00:51:12.809 --> 00:51:18.469 the one -liners are decent, then it means you 00:51:18.469 --> 00:51:20.710 can laugh at it rather than actively hate it. 00:51:21.010 --> 00:51:23.449 I also don't know if I brought up, so the scientist's 00:51:23.449 --> 00:51:26.409 main weapon was they had straight edges and they 00:51:26.409 --> 00:51:29.889 just kept like slapping the straight edges. What? 00:51:30.539 --> 00:51:34.159 Yeah, look they had like the you know like the 00:51:34.159 --> 00:51:37.500 thing in the straight edge like that Yeah, yeah, 00:51:37.500 --> 00:51:42.280 yeah, yeah, yeah They fully built in that they 00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:46.800 were the scientists But yeah, it was um that 00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:50.219 was something else that was We never get reason 00:51:50.219 --> 00:51:53.940 like why he wants it or how he put together his 00:51:53.940 --> 00:51:56.139 crew Nope, or anything like where did he meet 00:51:56.139 --> 00:51:58.320 these people college? Nope. Yeah, we have no 00:51:58.320 --> 00:52:03.039 clue Yeah So, and literally the crystals, we 00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:04.440 have no clue why he wants them, we just knew 00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:06.739 he wanted them and he bought up everything around 00:52:06.739 --> 00:52:10.519 so he could dig up the whole thing. Um, yeah. 00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:12.860 Oh no, there was actually, you know what, there 00:52:12.860 --> 00:52:16.059 was a throwaway line. He did it for money. He 00:52:16.059 --> 00:52:17.960 did it for money. He did it for money, yeah. 00:52:18.539 --> 00:52:20.679 That's as good of a motivation as any, I suppose. 00:52:20.820 --> 00:52:23.019 I guess it's better than no motivation. I think 00:52:23.019 --> 00:52:24.900 it was during the sword fight, so I didn't make 00:52:24.900 --> 00:52:26.900 a note of it because the sword fight was just 00:52:26.900 --> 00:52:30.739 so ridiculous. Right. And the crystals like just 00:52:30.739 --> 00:52:32.880 pulling they pulled out these long crystals just 00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:38.280 so they could have a sword fight Yeah, yeah, 00:52:38.280 --> 00:52:43.380 so that was Santa was a muscles Yep, so that 00:52:43.380 --> 00:52:46.519 was our bad movie episode I got nothing more 00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:54.659 to say on it I don't know if this is the worst 00:52:54.659 --> 00:52:57.000 Christmas bad movie I've seen I'm wondering, 00:52:57.440 --> 00:52:59.619 what's the worst Christmas bad movie you've seen? 00:52:59.699 --> 00:53:01.920 Just to like, have a discussion before we close 00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:07.840 up. Oh, gosh, that's fun. The, uh... Christmas 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:09.820 tree, I think is what it's called? There's this 00:53:09.820 --> 00:53:14.500 really badly animated movie also about an orphanage 00:53:14.500 --> 00:53:18.019 that is miserable and there's a Christmas tree 00:53:18.019 --> 00:53:21.159 and it's just not good. It's bad. I need to look 00:53:21.159 --> 00:53:22.980 this up. I feel like I might be stepping on some 00:53:22.980 --> 00:53:24.659 toes here, but I remember there's like some sort 00:53:24.659 --> 00:53:27.159 of animated special. There was a grandma got 00:53:27.159 --> 00:53:29.579 run over by a reindeer? Oh yeah, grandma got 00:53:29.579 --> 00:53:32.079 run over. That is a thing. You just play on Cartoon 00:53:32.079 --> 00:53:34.179 Network all the time. It was on Cartoon Network. 00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.599 It was a fucking lawsuit. Was it? What? There 00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:39.599 was a lawsuit in that. Because they probably 00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:42.460 didn't get permission to use the scene. No, no, 00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:45.960 no, no, no, no. I meant like in the actual episode 00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:48.219 itself, there was like a lawsuit. Yeah, they 00:53:48.219 --> 00:53:50.300 sue Santa. Yeah, they sue Santa. They sue Santa. 00:53:50.300 --> 00:53:52.619 Because of damages. What happens is grandma... 00:54:04.269 --> 00:54:06.909 So she kind of goes along with it and then the 00:54:06.909 --> 00:54:10.949 grandson Figures it all out that she didn't get 00:54:10.949 --> 00:54:30.820 run over by Santa so they can remember Belle's 00:54:30.820 --> 00:54:33.440 magical, Beauty and the Beast's magical Christmas. 00:54:33.860 --> 00:54:37.239 That's bad. So I have something about Grandma 00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:39.059 Got Run Over by a Reindeer, because it's a weird 00:54:39.059 --> 00:54:40.940 little segue, and I feel like the people will 00:54:40.940 --> 00:54:46.500 love this. The evil, conniving daughter, granddaughter. 00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:50.260 I don't know what the, uncle, aunt, niece, I 00:54:50.260 --> 00:54:52.460 don't know. Yeah, that was like my sexual awakening 00:54:52.460 --> 00:54:56.820 to redheads. Oh, she is a redhead. Yeah, like 00:54:56.820 --> 00:55:00.659 she looked good for a cartoon. Ms. Bellum from 00:55:00.659 --> 00:55:05.440 Powerpuff Girls? No, it wasn't Blossom. No. No. 00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.400 Or I said Ms. Bellum, not Blossom. Oh, Ms. Bellum. 00:55:07.559 --> 00:55:09.699 Oh yeah. Well, oh yeah, Ms. Bellum. Yes, that 00:55:09.699 --> 00:55:14.539 too. Oh my god, yes. Yeah, Redheads are the best. 00:55:16.000 --> 00:55:20.119 So evil. Yeah, she's evil. And like, it's not 00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:23.480 her personality, it's the way she looked. Right, 00:55:23.619 --> 00:55:25.579 right. But yeah, I'm pretty confident that was 00:55:25.579 --> 00:55:29.570 my sexual awakening to Redheads. Yeah, you're 00:55:29.570 --> 00:55:33.070 welcome I told you I think people would want 00:55:33.070 --> 00:55:56.659 to know that Yeah. So it's a Jinx -focused episode, 00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:00.420 and he shows up and he's voiced by Michael Rosenbaum, 00:56:00.500 --> 00:56:03.039 who also played Adult Slash and Lex Luthor on 00:56:03.039 --> 00:56:06.300 Smallville. So it was just like, oh, yeah, fangirl. 00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:10.719 Love it. Redheads are hot. All right. Andre, 00:56:10.860 --> 00:56:13.119 do you have a sexual awakening to a Redhead story 00:56:13.119 --> 00:56:15.280 you want to share? I mean, that's the thing I 00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:17.340 was trying to think, and I was like, I'm coming 00:56:17.340 --> 00:56:20.280 up empty, guys. I'm sorry. I don't have any juicy 00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:23.789 goss. I don't know. Not into the redheads as 00:56:23.789 --> 00:56:40.610 much blue haired people Not to get super weird 00:56:53.579 --> 00:56:55.440 Lula Bunny was just so over the top. Lula Bunny 00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:58.059 was on purpose, yeah. Yes, exactly. I was on 00:56:58.059 --> 00:57:01.199 purpose. Oh my god. Gadget was accidentally hot 00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:04.699 as fuck. Right, that's it, right. Was it the 00:57:04.699 --> 00:57:09.739 jumpsuit? Yeah, maybe. You know, a capable STEM, 00:57:09.739 --> 00:57:13.579 you know, STEM female lead, right? She was the 00:57:13.579 --> 00:57:17.179 engineer, right? Yeah, she was the Gadget. She 00:57:17.179 --> 00:57:25.139 was the Gadget person. I'm so excited for the 00:57:25.139 --> 00:57:30.460 movie coming out, but yeah It's a movie I think 00:57:30.460 --> 00:57:40.860 Yeah, probably probably Well, they'll do it for 00:57:40.860 --> 00:57:43.159 this bad movie episode. I'm so glad we went on 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:46.699 that tangent Yeah, right. Oh, you're welcome 00:57:46.699 --> 00:57:49.219 So I've been your host Mike. I've been joined 00:57:49.219 --> 00:57:56.750 by Thank you very much for listening to Game 00:57:56.750 --> 00:57:58.510 For A Movie. Where we ask are you, Game For A 00:57:58.510 --> 00:57:59.969 Movie. We'll see you next time.