You know what that sound means? It's another
episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are
you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be
your host. I'm joined by Andre. Jim. Mitchell.
What are you doing? Having a good time. I'm glad
you're having a good time because I am not. We
just started. a bad version of having a good
time. Change it to having a bad time. Well, it
is our bad movie episode. Oh, no. And because
it's spooky month. Ooh. Boo to you. What the
fuck just happened? Boo to you? That is a bar.
Yes. Well, I mean, my last name is Utanic or
Boo -tanic. There you go. I get it. So I'm the
spooky guy. Yeah, right. So I have kept this
secret from you guys. Yes. Of what this movie
is. I think I figured out what it was from your.
last clue that you gave out. Did you? Yes. What
do you think it is? I only saw the first one.
There's five of them. There's five of them. Let's
have them look. I'm a little scared because it
could be potentially very offensive if I'm wrong.
It is an indie movie. Very small market. No,
no, no. You've got to figure it out on your own.
I'm signed out right now. To be fair, for those
who don't know, Mike puts out hints as to what
the bad movie of the week is going to be. And
I guess Joe and I have not seen the hints yet.
Yes, there are five hints. Okay, our fourth hint.
So I'm kind of going backwards. Yes, get to the
first hint first and go backwards. Alright. So
the first hint... What are you doing? The most
complicated way of getting the hints. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Okay. I'm back to the honeymoon. First
hint, it's just a gif. Look at the gif. Yeah.
He's taking off shirts. It is Jared Padlecki.
Jared Padlecki and Walker. Taking off a shirt
from Walker, Texas Ranger. Yep, yep. And then?
So then, after that, we've got... All right,
now I've got to pull it up, apparently, because
I can't remember it either. It's a field. It
looks like something in a Breaking Bad. It is
a desert. Desert, yeah. It is a desert. Right.
That is the important thing. Remember the desert.
Somehow it's still a gif. I know. It really doesn't
move very much. And then the third hint is the
zombie. The zombie king and queen. Yeah, king
and queen. From Army of the Dead. Army of the
Dead. Yep. And then the fourth hint. It's army
guys with big guns. Reading it. You said there
was a fifth. There's a fifth one. It took me
this fifth hint to literally because you said
a little more to go on. It is from 2012 and the
main character is named Dusty. So I literally
looked up zombie 2012 Dusty and I came up with
a very offensive frankly looking movie. You might
be right. Is it called Osambi? Osambi! Oh my
god! As soon as I heard the name, I knew I needed
to do it. So here's the poster. So the full name
is Osambi, the Axis of Evil Dead. Bin Laden will
die again. That's the tagline. Okay, so what
year did this come out? 2012. So we're about
a year out from... Two years. 2010. There you
go. So we are literally at 2021 and we still
think this is offensive. It's not even... It's
just more like, really, dog? That's not something
you do, though. It very much is. So we're not
doing this movie because we feel strongly about
it. Okay, sure. Bin Laden was 2011. 11, yeah.
That's what I thought. So the question is, I
guess it must have come into production after
he died? 100%. No, what if it was in production?
Guys, we've got to change the tagline. The tagline
would be one of the last things to do. Right,
right, right. Because marketing doesn't vary.
I mean, you watched the movie. Do you think it
was filmed before? I think he was dead already.
Yes, but the details weren't out for sure. And
with how these horror movies are filmed, they
could turn this around really quickly. You know
what I mean? Well, especially this one. Especially
this one. So we were talking about Osambi. So
the movie opens up and it is a SEAL team that
is broken into what looks like a storage facility.
Is it SEAL Team 6? Did they keep it as... They
didn't name them. They didn't name them. No,
no, it's just, it's obviously like a team that's
like broken into this spot and thinks the package
is here. The package is right here, pal. I'm
looking at this movie on Rotten Tomatoes. It
is. It was an S, not a Z. Well, I went to type
in Osambi, but instead I typed in seal teeth.
Osambi, I'm pretty sure on Rotten Tomatoes is
at like 18 % of audience score. There is no...
I don't think this is screen critics. I don't
think this is screen critics. Oh, he didn't make
a round of canes? I don't know. Oh, man. Good
old canes. Canes. I didn't want to call that
out. No, no, no. I was like, I hope they didn't
hear the S thing or the S5. Because you know
why I'm calling it out? Why? We need to launch
our own film festival. Call it Canes, and it's
all bad movies. It's not the cons. It is just
the bad movies of the year. we're launching our
old con film festival calling it canes because
that's what we called it so instead of the pom
dork it could be the pom dork yes yeah yeah oh
yeah looks like the prize pom dork the pom dork
or something some 3d printed glasses that say
nerd yeah dork on it Yeah. 3D prints, it sounds
amazing. I mean, the fact that the Razzies exist,
we can make something that... The Razzies is
a big deal. Yeah, you're welcome. People will
attend the Razzies. Yes. That's what I'm saying.
People are going to attend the Cain's Film Festival.
The Cain's Film Festival. You know what? Elijah
Wood has a little film festival he did or does.
We can do our own. I'm sorry. Everything is too
close. It needs to be the Cain's Movie Extravaganza.
That's true. I feel like I should invite my friend
whose family is the Cain family. Oh. Nice. They
are welcome. Yes, they can be the chief. Alright,
so these guys, they are in this storage facility.
They find one that is marked somehow, some way
they know this is the one they need to go to.
They open it up and they're just like, what the
fuck is this? It's a bunch of drugs. But not
like cocaine and heroin and that kind of stuff.
It is just like needles that are marked with
Arabic lettering. I don't know my languages,
so Arabic lettering sounds right. Okay. Yeah.
I don't want to... I don't know. I'm also...
You know what I'm saying, yes. I'm not going
to make it. Yeah, sure. Okay. When the thing
opens, an alarm goes off in another room. And
it is very much a cheap Osama bin Laden. Like,
cheap guy that looks kind of like Osama Bin Laden.
It's not very good at all. Yeah, okay, got it.
Gotcha. And to be specific, because he spends
the rest of the movie in zombie makeup, it may
be a white guy in brown face. Oh, no. That's
rough. That's unfortunate. It is... The character's
name is Walter Carmona. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The actor or the... The actor. I was just saying
the character's name. I was like, I thought he
was playing Osama Bin Laden. The character is
Osama Bin Laden. That's an alias. Yes. So, Walter
Carmona... Uh -oh. Okay. ...as Osama Bin Laden
realizes, oh, the jig is up. I got to figure
out something to do. So he opens up his own personal
little thing and jabs himself. Oh man. He William
Perkins it. Oh God. Okay. That's how you have
to do it. Meanwhile, the storage doors open.
Yeah. And zombie Taliban people, zombie Taliban
people. Yes. Like turbans. And like, yes. Oh
God. Yes. If you think this movie was being nice
to the Taliban, it is not. But was this the type
of movie they would play in git mode for torture?
Maybe. It's very possible. I would not be shocked
by that. So one of the zombies bites one of the
soldiers, but he thinks he's fine. So it's okay
because he didn't get an artery. And so they
kill Osama bin Laden. So they're in a helicopter
flying over the ocean. They're celebrating. But
dude who got bit, he's not looking good, guys.
Oh, no. Oh, no. He's not looking good. Does he
have the flu? I don't think so. Oh, okay. I don't
think it's COVID. Too soon. Yeah, too soon. Literally.
Literally too soon. He has albida. Oh, boo. Oh,
God. You're welcome. So he starts freaking out
on the helicopter. Meanwhile, the body bag with
Osama bin Laden just, like, breaks out. And he
escapes into the water. Oh, no. The water supply.
And then, of course, we get the title card. Osambi.
Very cool. Can I just say that I looked up the
Osambi on IMVB, and I wanted to see if there's
any trivia. There is not, but there is a connection.
Okay. It featured a reviewer who I used to follow,
did a review of in 2012, so. Oh, great. Very
topical, very timely. Welshi. Okay. I was going
to say, A .O. Scott from the New York Times.
This is Welshi, formerly of that guy with the
glasses .com. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So we flash
forward to a couple making out on the beach.
This girl decides she wants to go swimming. All
of a sudden, she's dragged under the water. And
like the boyfriend, husband, whatever he is,
starts freaking out. And then we see Osambi walk
out of the water just. It's not like they can
actually run. So the zombie rules are they can
run. So this is 20 days later. Which I really
like, by the way. Yes, which is great. So they
can actually run. So that's a lot of where the
horror comes in. I put horror in quotes because
it's pretty predictable every time there's going
to be a running zombie getting there. So, flash
forward to our heroes. They're a military team.
They are trying to get to this military base.
We don't know why, but they've just been told
they need to get to this military base. The team
is Chip, Tomboy, Joker, Tomboy is a woman, Joker,
DC, Chapo, Doc, And Herc. There's always a Doc.
Who's Chapo? I feel like there's always a Doc.
These are all codenames. These are all codenames.
Right, right, right. Chip is a codename? Chip
is a codename. That's a fucking lame -ass codename.
Yes. I don't know. Chapo is also pretty lame.
Chapo is... Okay, I don't know. I would like
to believe that Jared Leto is Joker. Yeah, me
too. He is not. He is not. No, Joker, Jared Leto,
Joker... I'm not even going to say these names.
You don't know any of them. Sure. Okay. That's
fine. It really, you just don't. You don't know
any of them. Tomboy. Our entire group is there.
Chip has his shirt off. Of course he does. Because
of course he does. Is that the first clue? Is
he going to have his shirt off most of the time?
That is the first clue. Okay. Because they even
make jokes about it. Is it worthwhile for him
to have his shirt off? No. He's not rocking much
up there? Oh, right. Oh, like the body? Yeah,
yeah. Oh, yeah, he's an attractive dude. Oh,
yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. He's an attractive dude. I will say that.
Oh, yeah. Chip is supposed to be the love interest.
He is the guy. He's the guy. No. No, no. We'll
get to the love interest. Ooh. Is it him and
a zombie? No. No. There is a joke. That would
be a twist. I don't remember where this is, and
I don't have notes today, so I'm just going to
tell you ahead of time. They do have a scene
where they talk about how you get infected. It's
either bit or their blood gets on you. Okay.
But they're just like, oh, that's it? And they
say, it's DC. Well, if you'd like to find out
another way, I'm sure we can pin one down for
you. Oh, no. Yes. Jesus Christ. Yes. So is DC
the not likable one? No, DC's fine. I don't think
actually... There's a character I have not introduced.
He's the unlikable one for me. Dusty? No, not
Dusty. I'll get back to it. Don't worry. But
essentially so they they decide that they're
going to take out these zombies because they
think they have the numbers So they start shooting
and firing and like it's literally bullet waste
bullet waste bullet waste, you know that kind
of stuff But there's also a great scene where
chip without a shirt on Decides to roundhouse
kick One of the zombies in the face. And it is
literally the only part of the movie I showed
to Claire while I'm watching it on this flight.
He literally just... And, like, kicks another
one and then... Like, shoots these guys. Wait,
Tema. You... Okay, you gloss over the fact that
you watch a movie about Osama Bin Laden. On a
plane. Yes, on a plane. Whoa. Next to another
person that I have no clue who they are because
our row was full. So we are watching a movie.
Yes. 10 years after, or 12 years after. I'm sorry.
22. Oh my God. 20 years after all of this bullshit.
Yeah. We are at this point in history where we're
like, cool. Nope. Not at all. Nope. You guys
gave me two days. I made it work. God damn it.
I would not have watched this on this plane if.
Okay, and then second, rules for killing zombies.
Is this consistent? Headshots. I'm sorry, I forgot.
The original Navy SEAL team, literally, as soon
as the zombies get released from the storage
units, because they're in units, so doors open,
they all get released, literally a guy is yelling,
Headshot! Headshot! Headshot! Headshot! Okay,
so you have to blow out the brain. Yes. That's
it. That is it. You cut a leg off, they're still
going to shamble over. Yep. They'll still come
at you because they smell meat. The actor who
plays Chip, by the way, really likes being in
Christmas movies. Oh. I looked up his IMDB page.
He's in movies such as Grounded for Christmas,
Matchmaker Christmas, Northern Lights of Christmas.
Does he wear shirt in any of those? Christmas
is in the wedding. So he was trying to, you know,
expand his present. Yeah, right. He's a generic
white guy in Hallmark movies. Part of the holiday.
Look, man. Wait, what? Part of the holiday. Oh,
part of the holiday. I thought you said he was
part of the holiday. He was Apollo in the Immortals
movie, which I forgot until right now was a thing.
Not Eternals. No, not Eternals. Oh, my gosh.
How about it takes a... Marvel takes a chance
on another... I think for this holiday season
we need to watch It Takes a Christmas Village.
Oh, boy. Yeah, no thank you. I love the IMDb
description of this guy. Corey's career in front
of the camera began as a baby model at the tender
age of six months. That is a tender age. Yeah,
he's an attractive dude. He is. And he does have
the abs and everything like that. Probably not.
He was voted most Hollywood -bound in Mr. Congeniality
in high school. Nice. What high school did he
go to? I don't know. He is also... I love how
you fold in your hands. He's trained in karate,
wushu, taekwondo, bagua? I've never heard of
that one. And boxing. Wait, so this guy, okay,
this guy can kick some ass. Yeah, he could probably
totally rip any of us in half. He can do a roundabout,
a roundhouse kick. Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure he
can. He's not a former Power Ranger, unfortunately.
Is he a stuntman in any way? Yeah, right, that
sounds like... He was in a film version of Lassie
in 1999. Wait, what year? 99. Oh, young kid.
Nothing about being a stunt person, but his father
is of mostly Irish heritage. That's all we know?
That's all we know. Wow. Jill with the IMTV sleuthing
over here. I love it. So their group comes across
some zombies, and they're like, we're going to
take them out. So they start going to town, everything
like that. Oh, no. Herc got bit. Trying to save
his man. Trying to save his buddy. And it's just,
it's so hard because they're all just combined
and they're like, you know what we need to do,
right? And basically he just looks. You gotta
find that third way to get infected. Yeah, right.
They do not need to lick his vagina. Damn it.
That's my first guess every time. But they wear
pencil jams. Oh God. What? I don't know. I'm
just ripping off of what you guys are talking
about. Oh my God. You know, another classic horror
movie. We should totally watch that. We should.
That is great. So Herc got bit. So he's looking
at all of them going like, you're going to take
me out. No, I'm not doing this. You're going
to take me out. You're going to take me out.
Well, basically it finally comes down to, um,
I think it's Joker agrees that he'll take him
out if he plays rock, paper, scissors against
him. What the fuck? And if he were to win? If
Joker wins, he has to take himself out. If Herc
wins, Joker has to shoot him. Herc's going out
one way or another. Yeah, so of course Joker
wins. So Herc is just like, oh no. But then Tomboy
jumps up and is like, I'll do it. I'll do it.
And shoots him. Dead. Okay. That's it? Gone.
We flash forward to the next grouping of people.
So this is where Dusty comes in. Oh, boy. Oh,
Dusty. Dusty is a civilian who's trying to find
her brother. Oh, no. Her brother is dead. How
old's her brother? Huh? How old's her brother?
30? Okay, good. Not like a baby brother. Not
like a baby brother. No, no. He's old enough
to make his own choices. So it's going to make
sense why he's there in the first place. He's
a conspiracy theorist who knows that Osama bin
Laden is not dead. You guys want to play rock,
paper, scissors to take me out? If you win, I
shoot myself? Yeah, right. What if you win? I
shoot myself. Wait, okay, so I'm curious. Is
the story of Osama Bin Laden and how he died
the same in real life as it's reported in this
movie? Yeah, right. So I mean like the SEAL team
takes him out, but it's a storage unit, not like
in a cave. Okay, so in this universe, Osama Bin
Laden was not, there's no alternate facts. Right.
I'm thinking... They used the facts they had
at that time. I don't think we knew everything
about that whole thing. And in this movie, it's
reported to the wider public that he's dead.
Osama Bin Laden's dead. Gotcha. When it happens
in the film, that's when the world in the film
finds out. There's no zombie, no nothing. It
is Osama Bin Laden is dead. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
So Derek believes that Osama Bin Laden's alive
and that they're being lied to. And he is taking
it as his own personal mission because of reasons
we find out later to go kill Osama bin Laden.
Did Derek lose a loved one? We'll find out later.
Is this secretly an anti -vax movie? No. Somehow?
I guess it came out in 2012. It came out in 2012.
So you're right. The anti -vax movement has predated
COVID. It's true. I know, but I don't believe
it's an anti -vax movie. I don't believe that's
what they were trying for at the end. If you
could do good things, the universe will give
you zombies? No. If you just believe hard enough,
maybe the zombie virus didn't actually happen.
No. Wow. You just gotta want it more. Yeah, you
gotta want it more. See? You guys just want not
to turn into a zombie. I'm learning so much from
this podcast right now. Dusty's here with her
guide. Oh, yeah, that. We don't even get a name.
Just guide. We shall call him dude. Literally,
they have the moment where it's just like, I'm
so glad that you've taken me out here. Zombies.
Oh, fun. That's how it's set up. We know that
he's going to die because she is very thankful
for the fact that he got her out there. All right,
dude. So he died. He becomes a zombie and is
about to attack her when all of a sudden our
squad of intrepid army rangers shows up and pow,
pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow. Kills all the zombies.
So Dusty is like, what the hell is going on?
They're zombies. I don't know what's happening.
So we have the guy, Doc. Doc is Australian. And
has basically said, we're just the leftovers
now because they pulled out of Afghanistan. Wait,
is this where this movie takes place? Is it Afghanistan?
Yes. Oh, that would be good to know. I mean,
it's obvious, but at the same time, you and I
both have the same like, oh. Sorry, it is Afghanistan,
yes. So basically, he reveals that they're the
only ones left. Yes. The Taliban are turned into
zombies. Yes, that's a thing that's happening.
That's happening. My bad. Don't get bit. Don't
get blood on you. That's when the joke probably
comes in, but I don't remember because I didn't
write it down. Yep. And so it's just one of those
things where they're like, okay, we're going
to go to this base. Hopefully your brother's
there because that's where we think whatever
we're looking for is there. Okay. The brother,
meanwhile, is like, bye phone. Bumbo. Thanks,
buddy. Wow, the Browns recovered a fumble. I
do. It's insane, man. Yeah, that never happens.
That was incredible. No, there's a foul on the
play. I may die. Put it back. 50 yards. Oh, my
God. First down. I'm sad. Anyway. Okay. I'm very
sad. So the brother is, meanwhile, getting all
this information. He finds these zombies with
these plans. And so he's like, oh, I'm going
to get that. So he sneaks behind a zombie, cuts
off the bag, gets the plans. These plans aren't
on a map anywhere. So he has the information
to get to the base. But he's on his own still.
And so he goes about his way. We get back to
our squad. Squad. Squad. Our squad is at a point
where they're like, okay, we need to get past
these zombies. Right. Okay. Without Herc. Without
Herc. Herc is long gone. Herc is dead. Herc is
dead. Yeah, Herc got shot. Tomboy killed him.
How could you do it? And by the way. Somebody
had to. Tomboy is like their long range specialist.
Ah. Should she, like, go up on, like, a roof
and, like, I'm gonna... Sorry, I gotta go, like...
I don't really know how to shoot sniper rifles,
man. But she also has a samurai sword. Oh, she
has a samurai sword? Yes. Does that explain where
that comes from? No. Yeah. Oh, my God. But remember
that first time when they were killing zombies?
She just all of a sudden decides that she's going
to pull out the sword and just go to town. I'm
sorry. I don't know what any of these characters
look like. Is she just like... So is there any
reason? Is she like the token Asian character?
No, she's a blonde bombshell. Okay, got it. I
don't know which answer of that would have been
better, but it's still kind of weird that he
just has a samurai sword. not katana from suicide
squad yeah she's right that's what i was like
is she like okay equally fucked up movie she
was thing one and cat in the hat oh wait the
mike myers cat in the hat thing one the cat in
the hat i just found this out now she was a child
when that movie was filmed right like It had
to be like a little kid. She was 10. She was
10. She got the katana from Mike Myers. Okay,
makes sense. This is all coming together. This
is part of the greater cat in the hat, Dr. Seuss
universe. I'm actually glad to see she's got
some things now. Okay. Like she was in an episode
of Criminal Minds, okay, episode of Magnum P
.I., but she's like on things. Yeah. She's a
working actor. Yeah. Okay, so why the katana
though? No clue. Cool. Just because it's cool.
It's honestly all you need. That's your question?
It's Japanese folded steel. We had a shirtless
army man, roundhouse kick a zombie, and that's
your question. That's fucking awesome. That makes
sense. I want to see some zombie dinosaurs. The
shirt's going to weigh you down for the kick.
I don't understand. Yeah, where are the dinosaurs
at? There's no dinosaurs. Is there a laser fight?
I almost said dinosaurs. I almost did a sound
of thunder, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
Oh, that'd be fun. I just like... I don't think
any soldier in Afghanistan was retrofitted with
a katana. Because it's cool, bruh. It's pretty
cool, though. You're glossing over what is bound
to be the next favorite part of this movie. Is
there a flamethrower? No, there's not a flamethrower.
There's Big Mama. Or Big Mama. Mama or Mamba?
Mama. I said Mamba because I'm... Whatever. Big
Mama is like this big... that just makes them
evaporate into nothing. What? Which I think is
just a goof. Well, right, right. So is it like
a rocket launcher thing? It's like a big bullet
thing. A big bullet? Okay, you're saying big
bullet, but you're making a very, like, you know,
the okay hand, like, little tiny thing. No, look
at this thing. Like, bigger bullet than, like,
a... Oh, oh, like a .50 cal rifle. Yeah. Like
a .50 caliber. Like, if a normal bullet is, like,
here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking, like,
here. So it's, like, a big -ass fucking sniper
rifle. Yeah. Okay, got it. That's what you think
of the first Hellboy when he gets his, like,
big baby. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking
of the men in black, like, little tiny pistol
things. But apparently when you're shot by the
big mama, you disappear because they just evaporate
into steam. Well, so it's just because the bullet
is that huge that you just exploded in a bloody,
like, rain puddle? Yeah, pretty much. But there's
not even blood. It's just, like, steam. Yeah,
or, like, sand. Sand. Yeah, it's just, like,
a puff of sand, and, like, it's done. He's gone.
So they get to this group, and, of course, who
dies? Doc. Doc. No! Doc the leader. He's died.
But he got bit. And Tomboy looks at him and goes,
you were supposed to have my babies. What? Whoa!
And then, like, there's nothing alluding to this.
He said to him, you were supposed to have my
babies? Yes! I'm supposed to have your babies.
Your babies. Yeah, that's a lie. She's like a
praying mantis and she's going to rip off his
baby. No, honestly, honestly, kind of here for
it, though. Yeah. Like, you know, very, very
developing in gender roles, if you will. There
was no allusion to this. And all of a sudden
she just... What? Yes! There was nothing! How
is he going to carry the kids? How is he going
to push out of his dick? Like, none of this makes
sense. Wait, wait, wait. It's like a kangaroo
pouch. You just carry them literally. You're
supposed to have my babies. That's what I'm saying.
I'm supposed to have your babies. The woman has
the child. I guess that's true. She has to have
the babies. You're right. This does line up with
what I learned in home ec - or, uh, home ec.
Home ec! No wonder you didn't learn that! Ohio!
The Ohio! Listen, I told you guys. Catholic Ohio
High School's crazy educational system. Learned
everything you needed to know in home economics.
You were supposed to have my babies. Maybe it's
like... He's gonna watch it. It's like a seahorse.
It has kids already. It's a seahorse. Yeah, yeah.
I don't know. But it was not alluded to at all.
All of a sudden they're just making out and basically...
That's not safe. Well, and basically DC says
to her and just like, you do realize he was infected,
right? Yeah. And she goes, I don't care. And
they walk off and the next scene is her with
her katana just like... just like angry slashing,
you know, but like over the top Tai Chi with
a sword. Like cool. Is there like an emotional
like soundtrack? Yeah. No, there's sounds, but
it's not like emotional soundtrack. Slow -mo.
Yeah. No, there's no slow -mo. We're not playing
Hallelujah in the background. It is swing speed.
Oh, it is swing speed. So we're talking. Yeah.
Yeah. She's, she's getting it. Okay. Wait, wait,
so she's saying she's just, I smooched my, I
smooched my, my zombie, dying lover, so now I'm
just gonna go and chop a bunch of zombies before
I off myself? No, she didn't, she didn't chop
a bunch of zombies. This is, like, after the
zombie thing. She's just mad and, like, getting
her steam out. Oh, so she's, she's literally
punching the air but slicing with her tongue.
Yeah, slicing the air. Yeah, you know how, like,
Furiosa screams and falls on the sand and it's
an emotional moment? Yeah. Tomboy is just...
But with the sword. Mad Max Fury Road is a good
movie, by the way. Yes, Mad Max Fury Road is
a very good movie. And I feel bad even bringing
that up in conversation with this one. My point
is that some people express emotions in a silent,
beautiful cinematography anguish. Yeah. Other
people wield their weapons around that could
cut themselves apart with. I studied the blade!
I'm going to introduce the rest of the characters
and their defining features, but we're going
to take a break. We've got to give a shout -out
to the two people that got our hints first. There's
RobotMonkeyCat. That is their Twitter handle,
at RobotMonkeyCat. That's a shout -out to their
Twitter. They do an occasional segment on a radio
show where they discuss movies. That radio show
is Self -Help Radio. And the segment is called
Chuck, which is Chuck's Happily Unsophisticated
Cinema Corner. Fun. So Chuck, this is a shout
out to you. You got it first. Congratulations.
The second shout out is to the Retro Game Club
podcast. Their Twitter is at RGCPodcast. You
can also check out their website, RetroGameClub
.net. So we're going to take a break, and then
I'll come back with an introduction to the rest
of the characters, because that's when we got
their defining features. And we're back! Hey!
Talking Osambi. Oh my goodness. Osambi, can you
see? Somehow that feels really wrong. Really,
really wrong. I'm somehow even more uncomfortable
than I was two seconds ago. Oh, goodness. So
the characters we have left are Chip, Dusty,
Derek, Joker, Tomboy, DC, and Chapo. That's a
lot of people to kill. Wait, I thought tomboy
is like... She's pending on whether or not she'll
be infected. So she purposely infected herself
by making it now. Maybe. We don't know. We don't
know. We just know that blood on skin and bite.
Blood like in the acid, say, or like, oh no,
I have a paper cut and then some more blood got
on it and now they've found the entry wound.
That's how it works. Maybe. Or is it just like,
ah, it's on me. I'll introduce you to Chapo first.
He's Hispanic. Okay. Oh, jeez. That's it. That's
it. I didn't want to ask the question. That's
the character. That's it. Is he? Yep. So they
call them Chapo. Wow, that's very cool. Yep.
I'm not offended at all. No, that's a very normal
and... Okay. I'm going dumbest explanation to
most fun because they do have some good ones.
Oh, this is fun. Joker tells jokes. Oh, okay.
I get it, guys. I mean, whatever. Mass Effect
did the same exact fucking thing. Does he do
tricks with his fellow candlesticks? He does
not. We got Chip. Off the old block? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Does he have a chip on his shoulder? Is
there some sort of tragic backstory? It's because
he's chipped. What? Is it like chipping his tooth?
No, he's chipped. Oh, chipped like ripped. Like
ripped. Oh, that's a stretch. Is that a thing
that people call it when they're ripped? I've
never heard that before. Never heard of it before
either. I feel like if I were like... I don't
know. But you guys haven't asked about DC yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the triangle bod, like
broad shoulders, like Swolo, Kylo Ren kind of
bod. No, we're stuck on ship now. You guys are
stuck on ship. You have not even heard about
DC yet. District of Columbia. Nope. So DC constantly
yells about Carol when he's killing these things.
Who's Carol? Carol! Carol! Carol, the fucking
physical therapist. Carol, the plastic surgeon.
And he's just like yelling these things. And
so we get into the backstory of why he's yelling
Carol. He's loved this girl since first grade.
His wife, Carol. She's the best. But then she
got addicted to painkillers. And she started
doing things that are not okay for a marriage.
Like cheating with the plastic surgeon. While
he's off at war. Oh, no. I know. So, his name
is Ryan Parker. Where does the DC come from?
Divorce Court. Oh, no. This is the best fucking
part. I could not stop dying. He goes, everybody
calls me DC, but my name is really Ryan Parker.
It has nothing to do with DC. And so, like, Dusty's
like, why did I call you DC? He goes, well, I
went through Divorce Court for a while, so people
just started calling me DC. That is... That's
really stupid. Okay, sure, why not? Him and Chip
have a bromance like none other. Good for them.
So him, Chip, Dusty, they decide they need to
split up at this point. Let's split up, gang.
They've also... So they've decided to split up
to get around this cavern thing. To get to the
military base, see who gets there first. There's
an airstrike scheduled for 24 hours. Of course
there's an airstrike. So they just need to book
it as fast as they can. Okay, so we have a time
limit now. Yes. So Chapo, Joker, and Tomboy all
go the opposite way. So they go. They're on their
way. They, of course, come across zombies. Problem.
Chapo, Joker, and Tomboy are pinned down. They're
in trouble. Oh, no. All of a sudden, this caravan
comes in. And meanwhile, there's insurgents,
too. Like, there's, like, real Taliban insurgents,
not just zombies. Okay, got it. Humans. Humans,
yeah. That are also aiming for Americans. Sure,
got it. You know, that kind of stuff. So, basically,
they've gone one way. They're pinned down. All
of a sudden, this car pulls up and starts to,
like, save the day. Car driven by Derek. Derek
has found this group. Derek's the brother, the
conspiracy theorist. Because you guys are all
looking at me confused. Yes, you guys are all
looking at me confused. That's how long we've
forgotten about Derek. Derek has a dumb hat and
will be referred to as dumb hat the rest of the
way. Yeah, right. Dumb hat's fine. Coming close.
Oh, no. I mean, it's close enough. This is an
hour and a half. Wait, I called you out on movie
time. It is an hour and 32 minutes. Oh, shorter
than Venom. Shorter than Venom. Plus, by the
way, they've also included in this IMDb plot
that Dusty is a yoga instructor, which I never
knew from the actual plot. Okay, good for Dusty.
Yeah. That's good character work by the actor.
At this point we get to know a little more about
Dusty. And she sounds like she has a similar
accent to Gal Gadot. So I've just called her
Gal Gadot from the rest of the time. So Gal Gadot
and Chip have a little moment together. So remember
they're supposed to be love interests. Hopefully
they both make it out alive. Do you think love
could bloom on the battlefield? They might. And
Dusty in their first encounter shot at Chip because
she thought he was a zombie. So there's a little
bit of tension. There's a little bit of tension.
But, you know, they talk it out. Yeah, right.
Yeah, they talk it out. They get it going. Then
they get attacked. And they're both pinned down.
And they save each other. But you know who has
to take the hit? Derek. DC. Ooh. Not the worst
part. DC got bit in the leg, but it's not a major
artery, so he has some time. He might be able
to survive. He doesn't survive. but he's bleeding
profusely so what has to happen Chip has to take
his shirt off to wrap the leg yeah gotta get
that fan service in man so his leg is wrapped
with Chip's shirt Chip and DC have this really
tender moment where they say goodbye to each
other and it's actually kind of heartbreaking
because they are the best romance on screen even
though they are not the real one They really
do have a good bromance, I will say. Nice. I
like that. So Derek gets the other guys. They
find these guys. They're able to get to a spot
where the car breaks down. So left standing,
we have Chapo, Joker, Tomboy, Dusty, Derek, and
Chip. That's a lot of people to kill. Yeah. That's
a lot of people to kill. Yeah. Busy day ahead.
They realize that there's a trap set at the camp
they're trying to go to. Oh, yeah. It is a zombie
that has a suicide vest on. Ooh. So are the zombies
smart, or is that just a coincidence? That's
just a coincidence. Okay, they're not smart.
Oh, so they just happen to have a suicide vest
on. They happen to have a suicide vest on. Yeah,
while he was getting ready. So this is not Resident
Evil 5, where you had zombies with AKs holding
zombies. Those zombies are smart. Right, that's
what I'm saying. Those are smart zombies. They
had... So what they allude to is that the Taliban
are so willing to die for their cause that they
willingly turned into zombies that they ended
up putting vests on. Oh, geez. Okay, cool. But
then they killed them and buried them in the
sand to be traps. Oh, so like zombie landmines?
Yeah, zombie landmines. Okay. Creative. Why could
he just lay down normal landmines? Well, some
of them are real. Some of them are alive still.
And so they pop out of the sand when stuff happens.
Alive like zombified alive? Zombified alive.
No, zombified alive. So they stand up when they
sense meats in the area. Okay, got it. So they
had to get around this field and then all of
a sudden it just became, run! Let's get out of
here! Go, go, go, go, go! They do. Somehow, some
way, they get past it. But then the insurgents
are there to fire at them. Somehow, Derek gets
separated from the group. Yep. And he ends up
in the cave where Osambi is hiding. Oh. And Osambi
is, like, chained up, you know, and basically
the new leaders of Al -Qaeda are, like... We
know we've succeeded because Osama's still alive
and that kind of stuff. But they chained him
up because he would eat them as quickly as anyone
else. There's no cure in this universe. Dusty
and Chip also are able to get into this cave
after Derek to try to find him. They have their
moment of like, oh, I really like you, blah,
blah, blah. We survived the list, let's get coffee.
Exactly, that kind of stuff. They get to the
point of the major, like, Al -Qaeda leaders.
A ruckus happens. A lot of craziness happens.
They get into a storage room where they're kind
of, like, trapped. Derek offers to sacrifice
himself to save them. So meanwhile, he's just
basically like, strapped himself into the storage
room with, like, two huge machine guns and just
starts firing at all the zombies that come through.
Okay. Has his mouse from the Matrix moment? He
is... Yes. He is laughing his head off. He is
enjoying this. Okay. This is Derek, not Joker.
I know, but, like, I'm not Jared Leto Joker.
Yes. Meanwhile, all the zombies that now have
died clear the path. He's now run out of bullets.
For a zombie. Oh, no, dude. And so, like, Derek's
looking at him and is like, I knew I'd be the
one to kill you. What? And, like, that kind of
stuff. And, like, he's out of bullets, you know?
We're wondering what happened. Hand -to -hand
combat. Nope. Zombie Krav Maga? Nope. So this
storage room is an armory. And just so happened
behind Derek... Is a rocket launcher. Alright,
okay. Eat this, you son of a bitch. The cave
explodes. Dusty and Chip are like, Derek, no!
Because they realize he's probably dead. He survives.
Hashtag he survives this. Of course he does.
He survives this. Did he dive into a barrel or
a refrigerator? No. There's no reason why. He's
just all of a sudden out of the cave and he's
back with them. I'm okay. Two thumbs up. I got
it on my limbs. Yeah. Hashtag American freedom,
guys. Yeah, that's what it buys you. And I will
say I forgot that Joker dies. Joker died. Did
he get caught out in the blaze of glory? No,
he got hit by something or bit by something.
I think he got shot by the insurgents. And basically,
he is dying in the arms and tells one last joke,
which isn't funny. And it's supposed to be this
sour note and everything like that. But really,
you don't feel anything, obviously, because I
forgot it happened. Yeah, I was going to say.
Yeah. So Joker's dead. Chapo's fine. Chip is
fine. Dusty's fine. Derek's somehow fine. What
about Tomboy? Tomboy is also fine, yes. Oh. Yeah,
Tomboy's fine. She never had questions for kissing
a zombie man. Yeah, she never got effects or
anything like that. What a breakthrough for zombie
culture. Yes. You can have a make -out girlfriend.
You sure can. The only thing I want to address
about the end, because it was pretty funny. So
Chip and Dusty are talking about, like, Or they're
all talking about, well, I have some leave now.
I could probably go on vacation or something.
And Chip's like, yeah, me too. And Dusty goes,
what about Alaska? Chip goes, yeah, I'm in. Dusty
goes, it's a little cold. You might have to wear
shirts. Got him. So, yeah. So it wasn't the zombie
apocalypse. So the zombie military arm of the
Taliban is just done? We don't have to worry
about that? Is there an ending shot of a zombie's
hand reaching up? Or one of the crew concealing
a bite at the very end? Or they hide the hand
and they're like, we can regrow him. Did they
have the audacity to tease a sequel? There was
no after -credits scene, so I don't think there
is a sequel. There's definitely a way it could
have been open. Okay. Because there's drugs still.
Like, it still exists. Gotcha. So they were explaining
how this drug is a real drug that they were able
to modify. Right. So it's very easy to modify
this drug. They have the way to do it. So it
could happen again. Bioterrorism. Yes. But I
don't... With Osama Bin Laden really dead again...
I don't know how you go Osambi 2. No, that's
where you get Saddam Hussein. Oh, my God. All
right. Yeah, sure. That's a good one. You never
see it coming. Saddam Hussein. Yeah, yeah. Saddam
Hussein. Saddam Hussein. Saddam Zombie Hussein.
Sure. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. maybe there's
another deceased evil dude like we could get
like zombie hitler no it's just cliche zombie
hitler zombie hitler zombie hitler zombie hitler
yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay fidel zombo Oh,
gosh. Pol Pot. It could be, like, Dom Pot. All
these world leaders need more. These are bad
world leaders. It's fine. We can talk about it
this way. I mean, we've already got Mao Zedong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Z's already there. The
Z's there. How do you get zombie in? Zedong.
Zedbong? Yeah, I don't know. Kim Jong Zombie?
Kim Jong Zombie? Oh my god. This is... They found
the easy one and we're stuck with the rest. I'm
stuck on Stalin over here, guys. I'm just trying
to workshop Stalin. You can do that other option
for... You can do Stalin or Trotsky. Trotsky,
yeah. Zotsky? No. You know, have I told you about
Pop Trots? I don't think we're giving the screenwriters
for this film enough credit here. They found
their title. You know what we need? Vampire Boys
V. They already had the shirtless guy. When it
had the shirtless guy, I was just like, wait,
what movie did it walk into? I'm kind of into
that. They're just like, you know what? We know
exactly why this guy is here. And we are going
to utilize that. I applaud the writers on finding
ways to get his shirt off. Because there was
another point where he and DC, it wasn't important
to the story, but they just kind of were like
sparring against each other. So they both were
shirtless. That makes sense in a weird way. But
they were just like playful sparring with each
other. That's why I'm saying there was a bromance.
That was total bromance. Like Iceman and Maverick.
Yes. Iceman and Maverick. When is Maverick coming
out? Next year. They push it back to next May,
I believe. It's going to find the no time to
die thing where they can't push it back anymore
without making money. I'm sure they want to try
and capitalize on right before the 4th of July.
Right. It was a weird month for it. It's a summer
movie through and through. Isn't it part... Maybe
I'm wrong, but there's a part of it that's part
of Veterans Day, which is in November. Oh, okay.
Maybe that was your angle. Yeah, I could be wrong
about that, but I thought that was part of it.
Anyway. But yeah, oh, zombie. What's your rating,
dude? Yeah. So. Okay. We talked a lot about this
movie. When talking about plot, it is a dumb
plot. Oh, is it? But is it a fun dumb plot? When
we're talking about fun, it is fun. Like, it
is very much fun. So I'm going to give it 1 .25.
Samurai Swords. Not too far behind Venom 2. Yeah,
right, exactly. It's a toss -up. You either watch
Osami or Venom 2. This movie knew exactly what
it was trying to be. And, though yes, it is offensive,
it does try its best not to be. How? Okay, yeah.
How do you make a movie about zombie Taliban
and be like, guys, it's okay. It's not okay.
No, no, no. Nobody said it was. No, we're not
saying that it's okay. It could have gone a lot
worse. Okay, got it. They could have gone Team
America, Durka, Durka, Allah. Yeah, you know,
like, it is actual, they went and learned. Arabic.
Farsi, too. Farsi. They went and learned the
language. And I don't, I'm not a pro at this,
but I'm guessing they're not saying derka derka
a la, you know, like. Yeah, yeah. They didn't
go, yeah, got it. Yeah. I actually think it's
real words that they were actually saying. I
don't feel like it was. Yeah. Okay. Got it. Again,
I'm not saying it's okay. No, I'm not pissed.
I'm just like. dubious shirt. I don't know. Okay,
cool. I'm saying they could have gone a lot worse.
That's what I'm saying. It's not at a good level.
I'm not saying it's on the good scale. On worst
to bad, they're here. Which is almost middle.
Fair enough, fair enough. For the people that
can't read the scale while I'm talking to them
because it's an audio podcast. Right. So would
you, if there was a sequel, would you watch it?
Maybe. Maybe. It does fall into B -movie category.
Sounds a lot lower than a B -movie. A lot of
the tropes for a B -movie are there. A Z -movie.
That's cute. I get that it was good. So how would
people watch this movie if not being on an airplane?
Which, by the way, still is pretty unsettling
to me. Well, you can watch it for free on IMDb
TV. Oh, there you go. Wow, that's a good gift
for my IMDb TV. It's very good for them. They
spent a lot of money on IMDb. You know what?
It's this crown jewel. You know what? It's that
money that put William Shatner on the moon. Sorry,
in space. Apple TV has Ted Lasso. IMDb has Osambi.
Do you know how many times I've practiced saying
Osambi? Just looking in the mirror. Literally,
the poster, they flip the S so it looks like
a Z. Well, that's clever. It makes it impossible
to look for because I thought I was looking for
Osambi. Versus Osambi. That is hilarious. Yeah,
so. A zombie Fantastic Four stick. Oh, that's
it. Fan Four stick. God. Marvel's coming out
with one. That'll be fun. They are, yeah. Did
they even cast people yet? No. Not publicly.
Oh, they not have announced. They've never announced.
Maybe secretly out there, but Tom Holland's not
saying, so we don't know. Yeah, if we can't find
Tom Holland, how are we going to find out? We
can't catch Tom. Mark Ruffalo? Ruffalo? Ruffalo.
I thought it was Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo. Mark
Ruffalo. I thought it was Ruffalo. We should
spell it out phonetically. Can we put it out
to a poll? Mark, I know you're active on Twitter.
Is it Ruffalo or Ruffalo? Ruffalo. Love Mitchell.
Is it Connor Canes? I don't know. We know that
one. Dear nation of France. I think this would
be a good Twitter. Mark Ruffalo. Oh, Ruffalo.
Hey! I just watched Zodiac, which he is in by
the way. Oh, such a good movie. Talk about a
spooky movie. It is a spooky movie. I recently
watched 27 Dresses. No, not 27 Dresses. Sorry,
sorry. That's spooky. That's a spooky movie.
Spooky movie. Oh, no, just he's in it. All right.
Okay, all right. I didn't follow the correlation
there. Yeah, I say I've watched them back -to
-back, roughly, because I love a rom -com. Ruffalo.
Ruffalo. I'm kind of shocked at how just... Mark
Ruffalo, he is in that movie. Andy Serkis is
in it, too. Yeah, he is. That was the biggest
surprise twist of all time. Yeah, Gollum's running
out. Yeah, the fact that Jennifer Garner's working
for Gollum's kind of weird. But what about Josh
from Blue's Clues? Oh, my goodness. Is Josh from
Blue's Clues in that movie? No. Oh, that was
just like, wait. I'm referencing our last episode.
That's how I find him quite quickly. He's a good
-looking dude. Thank you. Which will get it.
Yes, I do. To my children. If I have offspring
and they're going to watch, like, TV and someone's
going to talk at them, it better be a good -looking
person versus, like, a cartoon character with
no hair and eyebrows. So there's only been three
hosts? Yes. Is hosts the right term for goosebumps?
Yeah. So it's Steve, Josh, Joe, and Josh. Joe's
the middle one. Joe's the middle one. Yes. Joe
sucks. Joe doesn't suck? What the fuck? Joe sucks.
What? Joe sucks. He's got red hair. He's not
Steve. Yeah, he's not Steve. And Steve doesn't
have any hair. Doesn't matter. Not anymore. Not
anymore. I think Joe did a great job stepping
in after he had to go off to college. Nope. The
only thing I think I learned from Joe was, was
that when paprika happened? Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Paprika. From salt and pepper? Yeah. Oh, that's
when they boned? Yeah. And then they boned! Yes!
Callback! They bumped some Birkenstocks and gave
us paprika. Yeah, it is. You weren't here for
He's All That, but I tried to make and then they
boned a thing. No boning. There was no Bonnie.
It was a very chaste movie. Chaste? Chaste. Chaste.
Chaste. Cains? Cains? Cains? Cains? Would you
rather have your kids watch, like, Blue's Clues,
which has, like, a real human person talking
at you, or Caillou with no hair and no eyebrows?
Oh, fuck Caillou. Or Dora the Explorer? No, I
would rather Robbie Rotten from LazyTown. Who's
a real person? Yes. That's what I'm saying. I
agree with you. Cartoon with no hair and eyebrows.
I know. It's a bad newspaper. I miss Robbie Robbins.
I'm going to go with the Filipino descent man
in Josh for Blue's Purse because I feel like
a little... He's a good looking lad. Okay. I
see that. Yeah. I don't see a lot of Filipinos.
We'll talk about childhood programming. He just
found out that Lily Tomlin, who also appears
in West Wing, was Miss Drizzle. Yes. Yeah. I
didn't know that. Whoa, she was Miss Frizzle?
Yeah, she was Miss Frizzle. I had no idea. I
had no idea. This is a very loose tangent here.
I had no idea. I felt the need to bring that
back in. Dude, there's... Lily Tomlin is very
accomplished. Yeah, lovely. But the Miss Frizzle
aspect, I had no idea it was a thing. She is
Miss Frizzle. Add it to the resume, man. Yeah.
Look at her. I know there was a thing where Kate
McKinnon was supposed to play a live action.
Oh. I thought she voiced. She voiced her in the
cartoon reboot. Is that still going on? For whatever
reason, I thought that was going to be a live
action project. Wouldn't it be interesting to
see a live action Netflix? Who would play the
redhead kid? Arnold? Yeah, Arnold. The wet blanket
one. I knew I should have stayed home today.
Me. Probably one of the Stranger Things kids,
but they're getting too old now. What, like Finn
Wolfhard? No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, these kids
are... Gatton. I feel like Gatton could be...
Oh, yeah. So she's Miss Fiona Frizzle. Yep. And
the magic school bus rides again, but this animation
style has me losing my mind. Let me see. Let
me try to find a picture because it was just
the ad is going. It's gotta be CGI. It is not.
Freaky deaky. It's something else. Is it anime?
Ooh. Is it anime magic school busing? I don't
know if I could, but. It looks like a flash cartoon.
It's like, yeah. What is that? Laurel Einstein?
Yeah, it's exactly, yeah, like Laurel Einstein.
Barbie commercial. That's the frizz. Is that
the frizz? That's the frizz. Her hair's not frizzy.
That's the frizz. Boo! Boo this man! Well, I'm
guessing that, oh, no, wait, what? Who is this?
That's like if Miss Frizz had to take a corporate
job. Wait, hold up. Hold up. Is that Phoebe?
Hold up. What is happening? Is that Miss Frizzle?
I think that's what Jill was saying. Is that
Kate McKinnon is like a descendant? So like there's
Fiona Frizzle is Kate McKinnon's character. So
that's the OG. Professor Frizzle is Lily Tomlin.
So they got no OG. So the real Miss Frizzle has
stood up. Yes. Got it. I feel a little better
about that. Still fucked up. Yeah. Should be
frizzy. Should be frizzy. Part of it. That's
in the name. It's the frizz. That's it. Yeah.
Okay. Why did we go back down this road? How
did we get from Osambi to Ms. Fritzl? We're in
a childhood program. We're in a magical adventure,
man. I know, but how did we get there? You know
Arthur finally is like what finished up. Yeah,
finally. Finally. Yeah. Nope, finally. What do
you mean finally? Finally. What the fuck? The
only good thing that came out of Arthur was the
library card song. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What about
the Ballad of Buster Baxter? Nope, fuck that.
What about the Arthur Angry Fist meme? Nope,
fuck that. That's pretty good. No, you like that
because it involves LeBron. Does it? Because
the way it got famous was when LeBron was mad
at, what's his name, the other thing, and then
they held the Arthur fist after. The J .R. Smith
thing? No, no, no. That was not the J .R. Smith
thing. No, no. That was during the regular season,
man, that year. It was not in the playoffs. Okay,
but it was LeBron related. Yeah, but it was already
a meme before that. DW has some great memes as
well. Yes, DW has some great memes, yeah. where
she's like looking through the fence yes I do
like the one meme where she's that may stop me
but I can't read that's it yeah that's a good
one that's a good one that's a nice you know
I was not an Arthur fan no yeah I liked it what's
wrong with me what's wrong with you fuck you
it has a Jewish character in the form of Francine,
which is great. That's true. What was the thing
they made? One of the celebrities on the show.
They had many. They looked awful, though, because
they made them like an aardvark. Oh, they made
them like an animal, right? Was it Mr. Rogers?
Was it Michelle Kwan? No, I'm looking it up.
They had Yo -Yo Ma. Yo -Yo Ma showed up. Art
Garfunkel was a moose. Oh, really? He sings the
ballad of Buster Baxter. I'm looking it up, guys.
Oh, they did make the... Who's this? The Backstreet
Boys? Oh, hell yeah. It also looks like the P
.R .I. guys. It does kind of, but that's... Mr.
Rogers looked okay. Yeah. Mr. Rogers could get
away with it. PBS legend. Yeah, yeah. But this
is it. I believe that's Matt Damon. what oh my
god yes my whole thing is why do you have an
axe to grind with arthur because at the end of
the day it's children's programming i don't have
an axe to grind i'm just saying that i don't
i didn't like arthur yeah jane lynch made a special
appearance as a rat person oh that's mr ratburn's
mom probably probably you know mr rockburn got
married Dude. He's gay. Yeah. That was like a
later headline, right? Yeah. Kelly's sister works
at the PBS affiliate in Boston. Ooh, that's cool.
Yeah, so she got a lot of angry calls from very
old people. Who is that? Neil Gaiman. Neil Gaiman.
Wow. I feel like we should do a fun game of we
find screenshots of famous celebrities who appeared
in Arthur. And you have to guess who it is. I'm
in. Did Keanu Reeves pop up in Arthur? You know
who else did? I don't need to show you a name.
That's Lance Armstrong. Oh no. That's a tough
one. We're going to play this game. Later we're
going to have an episode of it. Alright, well,
it's that time. To do what? Time to go away.
It's time to go away. We'll be back next week.
We've been rambling about non -Osambi stuff for
like 20 minutes. Osambi 1 .25. All right. 10
out of 10. Arthur, zero. Oh, wow. Wow. I do not.
I don't have an axe to grind with Arthur. I just
didn't like it, okay? Arthur at a baseline is
not as problematic as Osambi. Like, are you kidding
me? Like, what? I had a five last episode that
we did. Wait, so my five is Pig, my zero is Arthur.
What is happening? That's pretty rough. That's
a scale, man. If Nick Cage was an Arthur... Yeah,
right. What if we could find Nick Cage showing
up in three? Automatically. So that scientifically
proves that Nick Cage appearing in a film means
it's a minimum of three. Yes. Alright, great.
I think Nick Cage might be my favorite actor
on earth right now. Wow. Really? Yep. I heard
it was a great movie for your recommendation.
Pig's amazing. Yep. Yes. All right. We, you can
go back to that episode, but we got to wrap it
up. This is game for a movie where we ask, are
you game for a movie? I have been Mike. Audrey.
Jill. Mitchell. We'll see you next time on game
for a movie. Arthur sucks.