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My name is Mike I will be your host I am joined

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by Andre and Jill We have a new format if you

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like it Tell us if not also tell us because we

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are playing around with it It may not stick around

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it made stick around But we just want to get

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your feedback because at the end of the day what

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we want to give you is content. That's what we

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want to give you. The highest quality content

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we can. So let us know what you think of the

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new format. Yeah. Think of it as us. We went

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to the store. We got a pair of crazy sunglasses.

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We're trying them out for a little bit. We're

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not committed, but we're open to suggestions.

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So if we don't look good in these sunglasses,

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let us know. Exactly. Yes. We don't care that

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we have food in our teeth. You can tell us. So,

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Jill, you got to pick the game. Oh my god. To

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be fair, it was kind of like, all right, what

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options do we have? We're not together. We got

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to make it work. So we went on good old -fashioned

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Jackbox. Yes, Jackbox for those who don't know.

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They are very fun. Party games. Party games,

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yes. The whole entire idea is that you play,

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like, you can play with your phone, right? It's

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like a game show that you have either with friends

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over or you go on a Zoom call, and it's like

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a little game show, you type in answers from

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your phone. You know, like a Zoom call where

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I'm at work trying to work. It's all the fun

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parts of Mario Party without actually playing

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the game part. Without actually playing the bullshit

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part. That was the funny part about it, is I

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couldn't even talk on the Zoom call about this,

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and at points I was busy so I couldn't even,

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like, answer. Do this stuff. Well, here's the

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rub, right? Yeah, is that really? I mean whenever

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Jill and I play a game really I mean like yes,

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I have an out where if Jill loses Yes, I have

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the option to not watch the bad movie, but you

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don't have to work One of my good friends from

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grad school was more than willing to watch this

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with me I know online I just so so here's where

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I'm at the left. I sat out speed to so I did

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Willem Dafoe bullet and I like spending time

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with my lovely lady and I figured you know what?

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I was able to get very drunk while watching this

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movie and that helped a lot and because it was

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it's legal in our state I was very high Straight

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up. Um, I gotta give a shout out before we start

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the movie. I put out our hints And our first,

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and only guess actually, we had a bunch of people

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guess. What was your hint? So I put Napoleon

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Dynamite, which was high school, was the idea.

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I had one of Steven Yeun getting like makeover

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done to him. Oh, OK. It's a great gift of that.

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Yeah. Because there's a makeover scene, I'm guessing.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it happened. Yeah, it happened.

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I haven't seen the movie, but I was just guessing.

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Yeah. No, no, no. You're on the mark. You're

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on the mark. If you put plot points on a dart

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board and you were then to throw darts, you probably

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could connect the plot points. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We can literally like, all right, Mike, like

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story map the whole entire plot of this movie

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out. You could probably get there. Now you use

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high school. Especially because because I've

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seen the inspiration for it. Yes, right. We haven't

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seen the title yet. So I know people are reading

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this on the episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's episode

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title, right? The third one I finally put Addison

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Rae because I tried to make the third one easy.

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Yes, yes. Thank you for not making that the first

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one. Yeah, no, the third one's always the easiest.

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The first one I try to go way obscure. Yeah.

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So shout out to George Fda the second. He got

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it, right? He has a YouTube channel called the

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hesitant lion He covers media mostly anime and

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his next video is about the Netflix film words

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bubble Okay, words bubble up like soda pop. So

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that comes out soon big shout out to George great

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guess He got it on our second hint. Okay. So

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yeah We appreciate you guessing around we watch

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the film Which is not as I accidentally kept

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calling it to my friends he's the man This is

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a this is a is it an unofficial or official sequel

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it's a remake it's a remix a remake of She's

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all that which I have never late 90s. Oh watch

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that movie is Well, all right. So now it might

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be problem Well, it's just the class is a quintessential

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like it's it's pretty good But also like in a

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way this movie was very faithful insofar as in

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she's all that The the whole entire thing is

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that the guy the popular guy takes the bet that

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he likes junior Yeah, Frank Prince junior like

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takes the bet to be like fine. I'll make this

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ugly lady like the loser girl Rachel Lee cook

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right still looks good even though she's in this

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movie and she's still fucking hot yes that's

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the thing is that like oh man there's two characters

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from the first one that are in the second one

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that explains Matthew Lillard Matthew Lillard

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yes Matthew Lillard yes i looked it up last night

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and also because we need to shout it out in the

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first one it also has Anna Paquin Kieran uh Kieran

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Culkin and Paul Walker Wait, Paul Walker is in

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She's All Bad? Yep. Wow. Before he went to Florida.

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Oh, the campus DJ, I forgot about this, is Usher!

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Of all people in the first one! You know, that's

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great for the first one. I love a rom -com. I

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hate high school rom -coms. I find them very

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hard to... As someone who did not like my high

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school experience, watching films that kind of

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reinforce everything that was wrong about high

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school is really rough for me. This is not a

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high school... Well, no. You're saying this is

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a 28 -year -old. You can look at this and be

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like, this is stupid. And you know what? Whoever

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wrote this film, which is the same person who

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wrote and directed Perks of Being a Wallflower,

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it was like, this is not the high school that

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they displayed in this movie is not a modern,

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accurate retelling of what high school actually

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is now. No, it is a 2021 filter on mid early

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2000s high school stereotypes. Yes. Well, so

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the whole entire high school is like. like the

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high school feels like a college prep school

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in cat like socal it's it's it's it's a high

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school but like all the brats oh yeah so a lot

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of brats yeah right like a lot of like trust

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fund brats go to this school all right that too

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but that i bet brats the movie yes yes yes it's

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a prep school yeah yeah i guess should i just

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get into it let's get into it come on as we said

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this is a remake of a late 90s film called she's

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all that we're in the premise Rich, er, probably

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rich. Uh, very popular jock, got to bet. I'm

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guessing. I've not seen it. It makes a bet to

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turn the quote -unquote ugliest girl, uncool

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loser at school. Translated very hot girl but

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happens to have her hair up with glasses on.

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Uncool female and turn her into prom queen. And

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then shenanigans and feral. Yes, that is the

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first one. Oh my god, they end up falling for

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each other. But she finds out she was part of

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a bet. And then there's a whole second act turn.

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So if you're listening to this and thinking,

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Okay that sounds interesting, I'm curious to

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see how they adapted that to 2021 standards.

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They didn't, they literally did that. They just

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swapped the genders. So the movie starts off

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by introducing a stormage character named Paget,

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except I, being stoned, is fucked. That's what

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I put in my notes. I saw, okay so I was looking

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over and I kept seeing Pidgey. Yeah yeah yeah,

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Pidgey, Pidgey the Pokemon. She's not Paget,

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she's Pidgey. And throughout this movie - So

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she's played by Addison Rae. Famous tik -toker,

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right? Dancer Trump dancer possible supporter.

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I don't know. She shook his hand She literally

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walked up to him is like, I'm so excited to meet

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you. Anyways, I don't know from the fame of this

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is your top four movies on her filmography The

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as in Ray first movie. Yeah, no, this is her

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third movie. Oh Wow Well, this is what I'm saying

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there's four movies one of them it seems like

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a music video Addison Rae music video. She's

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all that Yep, the hype life, which I've never

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heard of it doesn't even have an image and spy

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cat from 2018 not to be confused my kids Okay,

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we did Robert Rodriguez direct spy cat It doesn't

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look like it. It's also too good because it feels

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like it should have been alright thing Anyways

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famous tiktoker lady is our leading lady Paget

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Sawyer who I'm gonna refer to as Pidgey for the

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rest of this game this description the movie

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The movie opens with her, Padgett, waking up,

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getting out of bed, putting on a full face of

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makeup, then climbing back into bed, grabbing

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her phone, and streaming to the whole world,

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or all 800 plus thousand followers that she has.

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Good morning, this is my getting ready routine.

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So off the bat we know she is an online influencer,

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just like IRL, and as she's sitting at her inside

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her very pink dream cloud bedroom, which Made

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me nauseated because I fucking hate the color

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pink she spouts off in rapid fire succession

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a number of products Some of them are real some

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of them are not and at the time irony knew That

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there was a lot of product placement in this

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movie I jokingly said to andre drinking game

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every time they hawk a product take a drink.

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No there is So many products just the way you

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guys are describing it. No, that's a bad note

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to myself is so much product dropping and makeup

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It's so girly. I'm dying. My god, man But if

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it's not just makeup products, which makes a

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little bit more diegetic sense, yeah, you're

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right. We'll get there It's not just makeup.

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No, no, no, this is a equal equal opportunity

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product. Yeah movie. Um, so She puts on her face

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and makeup. She's you know, talking to her followers.

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Everyone's like I love you likes fire Exactly,

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exactly. So, you know, it's like this super pain

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girly room that looks pretty nice. She gets a

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call from a Kardashian, right? Not yet, that

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comes later. Oh, you're right, sorry. Um, we

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know... Jump ahead. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Jesus.

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Spoilers. I want to know this movie. She gets

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ready for her day of school and she walks out

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of her bedroom and suddenly the music cuts out

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and it's not as nice of a house as you think

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it is. Turns out... Paget or Pidgey Pidgey Pidgey

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here lives a pretty middle -class life. She's

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not the house is not a dump. It's It's not the

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it doesn't fit the image that she's projecting

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our mind, right? Which might be a theme for later.

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You're not always what you see. Yeah, right Um,

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and in the kitchen is her mom played played by

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Rachel Lee cook It was who was the the she's

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all the she from she's all that the original

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mom here Not the same character. I was just gonna

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say, so neither played the same character. No.

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I know. Wait, what? I'm saying. Okay. Yes. Not

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playing the same character. There's no connection

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to the first one. I thought she was, but no.

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So they're talking. Her mom's like, oh, I don't

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like congratulations. You're making money doing

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whatever you do. I don't really know what you

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do, but I kind of do. It's like, I don't think

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you do, Mom. Mom's a nurse. You know, she's not

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around. She's a nurse. I think she works many

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late shifts, so she's not really around. So Pidgey

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is really kind of taking, she's seizing opportunity.

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You know, I'll give Pidgey this. She's seizing

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opportunity by the horns and she's making her

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own income to work her way up to going off to

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college. She wants to get out. She wants to better

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her life. Good for her. Can't hate that message.

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No. So she grabs a dessert. Get that bag, girl.

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She grabs a dessert because it's her boyfriend's

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birthday and his name is Jordan. Yes, Jordan.

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Well, she made him... a croquembouche croquembouche

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with almond with almond almond flour filling

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right i know it's just almond flour no almond

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made from almond flour because he's he's um he's

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got an almond i don't know he's got flour sensitivity

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he might be celiac for all we know no it was

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almond milk filling because he's he's dairy free

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now he's dairy free now yeah he wasn't before

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but he is now yeah so who is this this jordan

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i don't know yet but i have a note hmm haven't

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seen him yet and i'm ready to punch him yeah

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which is Fair because the minute the scene switches

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is him doing a little mock video shirtless Yeah,

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and probably the most distracting side of this

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is that that is not maybe a 21 22 year old No,

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that's a 27 27 at least and my next note is where's

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dear Evan Hansen guy? Yeah He's literally in

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his own like music video where he just says his

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own name Jordan something other yeah, Jordan

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D. La Mar whatever Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.

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It's kind of catchy. So he was on Girl Meets

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World. Wait, are you talking about Tanner? No,

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I'm talking about Peyton Meyer who plays Jordan.

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All the names of the characters are in the models.

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Jordan Von Dronen. Jordan Von Dronen. Nah nah

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nah nah nah nah nah. So damn catchy. He's supposed

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to be like, not Bieber, but... That's doing Bieber

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too dirty. He's like a Chris Rock -Bieber hybrid.

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I guess. No, Chris. That's doing both of them

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very nasty. Not cool. I don't know what he's

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supposed to be. He's supposed to be Logan Paul,

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basically. He's like a Logan Paul guy. He's obviously

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not in 16, 17. Alright, let's say Pat Pidgey

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is a senior. She's a senior in high school, so

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she's probably 17 to 18. Let's say 17 for the

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sake of this. He's obviously not even looking

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like he's close to those ages. No, he's in his

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teens. But you know what? He would have been

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a more convincing Dear Evan. and then Ben Platt.

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Yeah. Maybe he can't, like he can't sing great.

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I will say off the top, he's the best part of

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this movie. At this point. Yeah, he's the best

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actor. That's for sure. Are you kidding me? Yeah,

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he definitely is in the better. He's so terrible.

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Of the no -name actors, he is the best of the

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no -names. Yes. Okay. Yeah. So we get to meet

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him. All you need to know is that he is a shirtless

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tan blonde, bimbo, himbo. Himbo. No, no, no,

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no, no, no. Himbo implies that like there's some

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positive dumb energy to him. There's nothing

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positive about this guy. He's toxic masculinity

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to the max. He's there to be punched. Yes, he's

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a punchable, he's a punching bag. He's a punchable

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character. So Pidgey has... prepared almond flour

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cocomboosh for him for his birthday so she goes

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to his trailer because i guess when you go to

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high school you can have your own trailer parked

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in the parking lot right and she gives her phone

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to her friend anniston no that's no that's someone

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else she gives her friend Alden. Alden, yes.

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Which is a shame because I have a friend named

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Alden and he's fantastic and his name does not

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need to be done dirty like this. Yes, correct.

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So she gives her phone over to Alden. She kind

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of maps up the plan that they're going to tweet,

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that they're going to TikTok, live stream. Her

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giving him this croquembouche dessert. And as

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you would imagine, only 10 minutes into this

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film, well it's a 90s film so something's got

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to happen. So she goes in and she's like huh.

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Why is the music so loud? And this is, I guess,

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the best time to say that Addison Rae, maybe

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you're a great dancer. I'm sorry, you need more

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acting classes. But yes, Mike is gesticulating

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some sexual activity. Yes, that is exactly. And

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yes - Remember, he doesn't look like an 18 -year

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-old, so it's like he's a pedophile. Let's just

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start that off the bat. Yeah. Well, okay. That's

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not fair. His character - It's so distracting.

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All these characters are supposed to be in high

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school. He's in high school. Like, his character

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is supposed to be in high school. I don't care.

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League of the consents 18 17. I would say she

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had Pidgey is likely 17 not 18. Okay, you're

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right. Okay. Yes. Yes Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay

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Fair enough. So she goes into the day and oh

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my god, he's got a girl in a bikini named Anderson.

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It's a family name and I guess, you know, like

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I said, Addison Ryan, maybe you're a great dancer

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or whatnot, but your acting needs a little more

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work. But to your credit, you didn't have a great

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script to work with. And because this is a short

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film, we got to keep this going at a swift pace.

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So there is no, oh my God, what's going on. It's

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just walk in, see boyfriend cheating on her.

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Immediate breakdown. There is no there's no plateau

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there. It's like, oh my God, you're such a douchebag.

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So she has. Sorry, sorry, sorry. She calls. him

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a croquant douche. He's a croquant douche. Croquant

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douche. So they literally just made that dessert

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just for that part. Yes, yes. They did it for

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the dessert. Which I'm sure a character in this

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film would say. Call it that. So this is all

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being live streamed. She's a breakdown. it ends

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badly now let's meet the he and he's all that

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how do we know he's the he he's the only one

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he's the only one wearing a hat i want i want

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you to i kind of want mike to guess what the

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he and he's all that what's what's the before

00:16:34.809 --> 00:16:37.570
picture in the key version of he's all that so

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i've seen you've seen the trailer no i've not

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seen the trailer i've seen like a bit of like

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an image he has like long hair he has a very

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bad wig yeah yeah yeah yeah He's also the only

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one who wears dark colors. Yes, he wears all

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black. He has a beanie on. And purples. He's

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like dressed like Santa. He's the only character

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I've seen in dark purples. He's like the artsy

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whatever like he has. He uses a real physical

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film camera in contrast to Pidgey's smartphone

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camera, right? Where she takes a bunch of pictures

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all the time that are fake. He takes real pictures

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on real film. And he takes real pictures of real

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things. Like garbage. Yeah, like garbage, bro.

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It's very deep if only weren't buried in our

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smartphones, man Yeah, I like just that's a shout

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-out to Mitchell right there. You know, like

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that was that movie. He watched I forget it was

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like Swiped it was swiped. Yeah, the auntie auntie

00:17:35.619 --> 00:17:38.299
online dating one. Yeah, this gives me swiped

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vibes a lot. That's fair They do everything they

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can to be like he's a loser but it's self -inflicted

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Right, but also this guy is very hot like already

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like there's no like he's a hot guy, like, that's

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it. I mean, like, I'm looking at the guy that

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I have to be. The jig is up. It's like, this

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guy would not be a loser in any real scenario.

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And you know what? The fact that his bullshit

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gets called out by his best friend is, like,

00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:05.160
indicative, because she's like, dude, you're

00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:08.309
kind of like... Buzzkill he's like, no, I'm not.

00:18:08.309 --> 00:18:13.069
I'm just me and then there's the montage. He's

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also fine in this movie. He's fine. He also just

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does not have good script. Victim of his script,

00:18:17.329 --> 00:18:19.250
yeah. Just look at him. Yeah, he's a Discount

00:18:19.250 --> 00:18:21.690
Sprouse. Discount Sprouse is what? Yeah, exactly.

00:18:22.210 --> 00:18:25.769
Discount Sprouse. I see it. So, you know, his

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friend even calls him out on being like, you're

00:18:27.250 --> 00:18:30.509
kind of annoyingly a Debbie Downer with your

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realness. It's like, no, I'm not. And then there's

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a montage of him getting food thrown at him,

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him getting pushed into a locker, him getting

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thrown into a trash can. They're trying to convince

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us very hard that this guy gets beat up and is

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a loser, which is just not convincing at all.

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But you know, he's the dude. You know, it's self

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-inflicted. It's like, you like this attention

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secretly. So we meet the guy. Pidgey has her

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breakdown on social media, so it cuts from the

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next day. She's asleep. She's staying home. It's

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embarrassing. Losing all of her followers. Losing

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all of her followers. And her sponsorship. They're

00:19:02.339 --> 00:19:05.039
not there yet. What? Okay fine. If anything I

00:19:05.039 --> 00:19:07.400
think she should have more followers because

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I would watch this straight out of a breakdown.

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No man you see what happened was she was too

00:19:11.380 --> 00:19:13.420
emotional and she got a snot bubble at the end

00:19:13.420 --> 00:19:15.559
of the video. At the end of the breakdown at

00:19:15.559 --> 00:19:17.480
the streaming. Because she was crying yeah yeah

00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:20.539
yeah. So that so she has people laughing at her

00:19:20.539 --> 00:19:22.240
so people are paying attention but it's the wrong

00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:24.160
type of people. What was her nickname? Bubble

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girl? Bubble girl. So she that happens so then

00:19:28.259 --> 00:19:31.180
a Kardashian calls not being an actual Kardashian

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but the owner. Kourtney Kardashian. Being the

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owner or whoever in charge of this fictional

00:19:35.990 --> 00:19:39.410
makeup line called Bunny Venom. Bunny Venom,

00:19:39.569 --> 00:19:42.230
yes. Bunny Venom? Bunny Venom is the fictional

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makeup company. And Courtney calls in from the

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roof of somewhere on a peloton. Yep. And she's

00:19:47.619 --> 00:19:50.420
like, yeah. Not a Peloton. Specifically a Peloton.

00:19:50.539 --> 00:19:53.420
No, they made a point to show us. I've heard

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those are uncomfortable at the seats. Yeah, you

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know. They can workshop those a little bit. You

00:19:58.039 --> 00:19:59.480
know what? I have a note in here that's like,

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oh, she rides a Peloton. She has a Peloton too.

00:20:01.519 --> 00:20:04.000
We're just like her. Because I love our Peloton.

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I call it Pippin. I fucking hope there's an ad

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for Peloton. She calls. Pidgey and she basically

00:20:11.089 --> 00:20:12.369
is like, you know, you're getting the wrong type

00:20:12.369 --> 00:20:14.109
of press We don't we want to pull our car. We

00:20:14.109 --> 00:20:15.970
want to pull our sponsorship with you. I'm sorry,

00:20:16.009 --> 00:20:18.990
but you got to turn this around So while she's

00:20:18.990 --> 00:20:22.329
while Pidgey is down and out her mom comes in

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with the anecdote to the blues lucky damn charms

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and This is when the corporate sponsorship side

00:20:35.660 --> 00:20:37.940
of all of this. Really such a real ugly head.

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So she comes in with this tray of Lucky Charms.

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There's an unopened thing of Lucky Charms, and

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a bowl filled with Lucky Charms. You gotta have

00:20:44.559 --> 00:20:45.880
the box. Yeah, you gotta have the box. You gotta

00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:47.519
have the label on there, right? Yep. Pidgey's

00:20:47.519 --> 00:20:48.759
like, no, I don't want to eat that. So the mom

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starts eating it, and she says, Andre, why don't

00:20:51.519 --> 00:20:53.779
you take it? She literally... It they're having

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they're having oh my god this movie first of

00:20:55.799 --> 00:20:58.200
all is phil was just Expositional cut like exp

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cutscenes like this is a fucking video game.

00:21:00.019 --> 00:21:02.220
It's phil with exposition like just very forced

00:21:02.220 --> 00:21:05.460
exposition Like oh my god, you lost your sponsorship.

00:21:05.500 --> 00:21:07.480
That's so bad. You're not gonna be able to make

00:21:07.480 --> 00:21:09.880
it to college Wow, you're really up shit's creek

00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:11.519
or whatever, you know, like wow, you're really

00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:13.319
in trouble How are you gonna get your followers

00:21:13.319 --> 00:21:15.339
back? And it's very forced but in the middle

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of all that very forced dialogue The mom literally

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takes a bite of the lucky charms to make sure

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that make sure that the spoon is camera angle

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and she's just well yeah she's like you want

00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:28.190
and then she asks you she's like oh I forgot

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there were marshmallows in here and who the fuck

00:21:31.690 --> 00:21:34.650
eats Lucky Charms and doesn't remember that there's

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marshmallows in there do you remember the Lucky

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Charms the marshmallows that is like that is

00:21:41.849 --> 00:21:43.589
like saying like you take a bite into the oral

00:21:43.589 --> 00:21:45.890
like oh my god I forgot they have like a filling

00:21:45.890 --> 00:21:48.670
in there oh my god this this Reese's cup has

00:21:48.670 --> 00:21:51.900
peanut butter in it nobody told me that Wow,

00:21:52.059 --> 00:21:54.839
there's so many colors on these M &M's! What

00:21:54.839 --> 00:21:58.670
the fucking BULLSHIT FUCKING You know what? Lucky

00:21:58.670 --> 00:22:02.009
Charms paid big bucks for that. Oh my god. So

00:22:02.009 --> 00:22:05.569
that happens. I was so mad. Andre loses it, he's

00:22:05.569 --> 00:22:07.470
staring, I'm making jokes about, you know, do

00:22:07.470 --> 00:22:09.309
you remember The Marshmallow's Mr. Frodo? All

00:22:09.309 --> 00:22:11.349
that fun stuff. But you know, we got a movie

00:22:11.349 --> 00:22:14.829
to watch here, so let's keep going. So this happens,

00:22:14.890 --> 00:22:16.930
she finds out she's now bubble girl, her sponsorship

00:22:16.930 --> 00:22:20.029
get pulled, cuts to the next day at school, she's

00:22:20.029 --> 00:22:22.710
sitting with her two gal pals, who earlier in

00:22:22.710 --> 00:22:26.130
the film, to this character's credit, she acknowledges

00:22:26.130 --> 00:22:30.650
that she's with two very vain vapid rich influencer

00:22:30.650 --> 00:22:33.410
types and that she's taking she's taking advantage

00:22:33.410 --> 00:22:35.390
of them as well as they're taking advantage of

00:22:35.390 --> 00:22:38.349
her because of her popularity in this case it's

00:22:38.349 --> 00:22:39.930
like oh they give me a ride to school every day

00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:42.509
which is fun like you know yeah i'm like at least

00:22:42.509 --> 00:22:45.250
she's at least this character is not stupid right

00:22:45.250 --> 00:22:47.910
she's not thinking that we're besties yeah um

00:22:47.910 --> 00:22:53.049
so you know her Her influencer ranking is kind

00:22:53.049 --> 00:22:55.490
of down. So she's like, I need to pull myself

00:22:55.490 --> 00:22:59.789
up from this. I need to fix this. I made Jordan

00:22:59.789 --> 00:23:04.049
my ex. I can do this again and I can get my followers

00:23:04.049 --> 00:23:08.250
back, which instigates capital T, capital B,

00:23:08.470 --> 00:23:11.049
the bet. The bet, yes. But we don't know what

00:23:11.049 --> 00:23:15.089
the bet is other than she's got to do it. She's

00:23:15.089 --> 00:23:16.650
got to succeed or she's going to fail. And if

00:23:16.650 --> 00:23:18.589
she fails, something's going to happen. So what

00:23:18.589 --> 00:23:21.819
is the bet? she's gonna find the most loser is

00:23:21.819 --> 00:23:24.259
loser boy do they never they never tell you what

00:23:24.259 --> 00:23:25.859
the stakes are until the very end at the end

00:23:25.859 --> 00:23:27.720
i thought i just missed at the beginning okay

00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:30.279
got it i won't spoil it some obvious hints around

00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:33.279
yeah yeah yeah yeah so to take the most losers

00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:35.019
so really that's supposed to be a twist i didn't

00:23:35.019 --> 00:23:37.640
know a three it is a twist um so she takes the

00:23:37.640 --> 00:23:39.700
most losers loser boy and we'll make him prom

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king because it's prom season right so they're

00:23:41.890 --> 00:23:44.450
like okay but you can't pick the guy we're gonna

00:23:44.450 --> 00:23:46.250
pick the guy because if you pick the guy it could

00:23:46.250 --> 00:23:47.869
be biased and maybe you're giving yourself an

00:23:47.869 --> 00:23:50.089
advantage so they kind of shop around guys and

00:23:50.089 --> 00:23:51.809
they point out one person they're like nah not

00:23:51.809 --> 00:23:53.809
him then they go into a science class and they're

00:23:53.809 --> 00:23:57.279
like what about that guy Sebastian woo And they're

00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.240
like, you know, there's a lot of work there.

00:23:59.299 --> 00:24:00.920
And I don't know why, but they ultimately say

00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:03.440
no. No, they say no because he literally... Oh,

00:24:03.460 --> 00:24:05.079
I love Sebastian already. Just looking at him.

00:24:05.099 --> 00:24:07.279
So he's the character, he's the nerd. Right,

00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:09.299
right, right. So he's kind of like the chubbier

00:24:09.299 --> 00:24:12.180
nerd guy. He's Ned. He's Ned. He's kind of Ned.

00:24:12.339 --> 00:24:15.509
Yeah, think Ned. from home from spiderman homecoming

00:24:15.509 --> 00:24:18.430
and but like they're like no not him because

00:24:18.430 --> 00:24:21.329
apparently he sold an app to a big company his

00:24:21.329 --> 00:24:24.009
game to it to an app company and he's gonna be

00:24:24.009 --> 00:24:26.910
loaded already he's gonna be rich he's yeah sebastian's

00:24:26.910 --> 00:24:28.589
taking care of sebastian i'm very excited to

00:24:28.589 --> 00:24:30.990
see that sebastian has a lot of things on sebastian

00:24:30.990 --> 00:24:33.329
stay here sebastian lights his arm on fire that's

00:24:33.329 --> 00:24:36.430
it sebastian is a breath of fresh air and i'm

00:24:36.430 --> 00:24:39.809
so sad he's not focused okay um so they're like

00:24:39.809 --> 00:24:42.390
okay we'll find you a different guy cuts two

00:24:42.519 --> 00:24:46.740
our dude Cameron taking an artsy -fartsy photo

00:24:46.740 --> 00:24:49.079
of garbage. Yes. Like literally of garbage. He's

00:24:49.079 --> 00:24:50.920
like, oh the students here waste so much food,

00:24:51.000 --> 00:24:53.220
there's a whole orange in here. And then somebody

00:24:53.220 --> 00:24:56.559
makes fun of him and he calls them fascists for

00:24:56.559 --> 00:24:58.740
whatever reason. I say a pacifist who cares about

00:24:58.740 --> 00:25:02.779
the fascists. Yes. Contradictory my friend. Contradictory.

00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:05.829
Bruh. Fascist. Bruh. and they're like either

00:25:05.829 --> 00:25:08.430
way he's a guy challenge accepted yeah because

00:25:08.430 --> 00:25:11.089
he's also very hot still yeah i don't want to

00:25:11.089 --> 00:25:13.650
be weird about it but like oh he's this guy this

00:25:13.650 --> 00:25:16.150
guy this guy is a good looking dude like it's

00:25:16.150 --> 00:25:18.809
just like god like once that's i mean that's

00:25:18.809 --> 00:25:20.410
the argument of the first one rachel lee cook

00:25:20.410 --> 00:25:23.170
is still really right and she's still attractive

00:25:23.170 --> 00:25:25.930
in this movie too right yeah god damn why is

00:25:25.930 --> 00:25:28.490
an exhausted nurse no matter how much you dork

00:25:28.490 --> 00:25:32.490
her up she is still yeah yeah yeah so Pidgey

00:25:32.490 --> 00:25:34.730
walks over introduces herself. He's kind of put

00:25:34.730 --> 00:25:37.309
off by it She cannot read the room like anything

00:25:37.309 --> 00:25:39.009
where he's like, I just want to get away from

00:25:39.009 --> 00:25:41.470
this I write Pidgey's not a psychic type Pokemon.

00:25:41.750 --> 00:25:45.309
No, she ain't So she's like, okay, I need a new

00:25:45.309 --> 00:25:47.990
line of attack here. So she figures out he can

00:25:47.990 --> 00:25:52.470
tackle Yeah, tackle. So she decides to go over,

00:25:52.589 --> 00:25:55.069
find his track down, his sister Brynn, to get

00:25:55.069 --> 00:25:56.730
some information. So we learned a couple things

00:25:56.730 --> 00:25:59.109
about him. All of the things he like happen to

00:25:59.109 --> 00:26:01.089
have the same starting letter, because he likes

00:26:01.089 --> 00:26:05.029
Kung Fu, Kurosawa, and Kubrick. And then there

00:26:05.029 --> 00:26:07.349
was another one with like F's. I can't remember

00:26:07.349 --> 00:26:10.130
what that one was called. But you know, he doesn't

00:26:10.130 --> 00:26:12.130
have a lot of interest outside of your classic

00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:13.990
hipster bullshit. Well, right. He's basically

00:26:13.990 --> 00:26:15.950
like an insufferable hipster, is that what they're

00:26:15.950 --> 00:26:18.150
trying to write him as is like, oh, he doesn't

00:26:17.960 --> 00:26:20.220
He doesn't watch any new movies. He watches old

00:26:20.220 --> 00:26:22.339
black and white movies. And he's not going to

00:26:22.339 --> 00:26:24.160
college. He's taking, you know, he's going to

00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:26.660
take a gap year, then another gap year, then

00:26:26.660 --> 00:26:29.480
a gap life. Yep. That's the line. Because they're

00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:34.099
seniors. Yeah. Yeah. So we find out... So besides

00:26:34.099 --> 00:26:40.539
him liking Kurosawa, Kung Fu, and Kubrick, he

00:26:40.539 --> 00:26:43.279
likes horses. He's a horse girl. He's a horse

00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:46.119
girl. He's a brony. He's a horse girl. He's absolutely

00:26:46.119 --> 00:26:48.240
a brony. He's a horse girl. He'll never make.

00:26:48.779 --> 00:26:52.470
He's a brony. He's 100 % a brony. Which one of

00:26:52.470 --> 00:26:54.750
the fat five is he? You've been delivering on

00:26:54.750 --> 00:26:57.049
this for a while. I have. I mean, of the mean

00:26:57.049 --> 00:27:00.190
six, not five, mean six, man. Sorry, my bad,

00:27:00.230 --> 00:27:02.190
bro. Of the mean six. Oh, mean, right, because

00:27:02.190 --> 00:27:05.109
like horse mean. That's my bad. So that's my

00:27:05.109 --> 00:27:09.869
bad. That's my bad. Of the mean six. Of the mean

00:27:09.869 --> 00:27:12.569
six, I would say he's either a fluttershy or

00:27:12.569 --> 00:27:15.049
an applejack. No, dude, he's totally a rarity.

00:27:15.130 --> 00:27:16.930
Are you kidding me? He is not a rarity. I don't

00:27:16.930 --> 00:27:18.930
know. I just said one of the ones he didn't say.

00:27:18.890 --> 00:27:21.849
I don't know who Rarity is. Don't do Rarity dirty!

00:27:22.190 --> 00:27:24.130
Okay, I'm sorry. Based on names alone, I'm going

00:27:24.130 --> 00:27:27.789
Applejack. That's all my knowledges. We've seen

00:27:27.789 --> 00:27:29.529
Applejack, the one with the brother that goes

00:27:29.529 --> 00:27:32.069
ee -yup. Big Mac. That's Big Mac. Okay, got it.

00:27:32.369 --> 00:27:35.390
Definitely a Big Mac. So that's of the main six.

00:27:35.470 --> 00:27:37.210
I would say he's either a Fluttershy or an Applejack,

00:27:37.230 --> 00:27:39.250
but if you were to broaden to the larger MLP

00:27:39.250 --> 00:27:41.569
universe, he's Luna. He's an alicorn. He's the

00:27:41.569 --> 00:27:45.130
alicorn princess to Queen Celestia. That makes

00:27:45.130 --> 00:27:47.150
a lot of sense now that you said that like that.

00:27:47.740 --> 00:27:49.660
I totally understand what you're saying. Is there

00:27:49.660 --> 00:27:52.000
a little bit of brain trickling out of my ear

00:27:52.000 --> 00:27:53.619
right now? Mike is having an aneurysm right now.

00:27:53.779 --> 00:27:55.400
There's a little bit of blood. There's a little

00:27:55.400 --> 00:27:57.059
bit of blood pouring out of his nose. We're gonna

00:27:57.059 --> 00:27:59.779
power through it. We're gonna power through it.

00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:04.200
So we know Cameron. I know what the clip is for

00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:15.900
the episode. likes horses so she finds out what

00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:18.680
the stables that he goes to every morning before

00:28:18.680 --> 00:28:22.480
school on the dot she shows up and she's like

00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.579
I want a lesson so before that can happen he's

00:28:25.579 --> 00:28:27.559
like I need to help with some chores she's like

00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:28.799
I will do it he's like you don't want to know

00:28:28.799 --> 00:28:30.799
what it is no I'm here to help. Scoop and poop.

00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.160
It's scoop and poop. I already know where this

00:28:33.160 --> 00:28:36.000
is going. Scoop and poop. And they have some

00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:38.319
banter there where she's scooping a lot of poop

00:28:38.319 --> 00:28:40.480
and... They're bonding. They're bonding. There

00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:42.519
is some bonding. Yep. So finally... You're gonna

00:28:42.519 --> 00:28:44.460
be a horse girl. You gotta scoop some poop. Yep.

00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:46.880
Poop's been scooped. Time to get on that horse.

00:28:47.180 --> 00:28:49.140
so she gets on and then what's up what's the

00:28:49.140 --> 00:28:51.819
horse's name do we remember gilly gilly and like

00:28:51.819 --> 00:28:54.640
yeah yeah yeah yeah he's like oh this horse is

00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.819
a little temperamental and then and then why

00:28:56.819 --> 00:28:59.259
would you put on the temp horse right right right

00:28:59.259 --> 00:29:01.839
right right exactly she's literally told him

00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:03.759
i've never ridden a horse before oh well this

00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:05.740
is our horse he's she's he's a little temperamental

00:29:05.740 --> 00:29:08.720
and then he's like oh he really likes you i guess

00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:10.880
he's not that temperamental yeah well right where

00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.859
it's like you know usually he's pretty judgy

00:29:12.859 --> 00:29:16.140
but he likes you for some reason let me guess

00:29:16.140 --> 00:29:18.599
it's because she's a nice person and has a heart

00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:21.480
of gold yeah he's a good judgy character yeah

00:29:21.480 --> 00:29:24.119
right yeah we get that little exchange and he's

00:29:24.119 --> 00:29:25.420
like okay get off the horse she's like oh i thought

00:29:25.420 --> 00:29:26.880
we're gonna practice like no you're gonna first

00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:29.079
practice getting off and on so she cannot get

00:29:29.079 --> 00:29:31.680
off the horse she falls in horse poop he laughs

00:29:31.680 --> 00:29:33.920
at her and then they throw poop at each other

00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:37.220
throws poop like a monkey with her bare hand.

00:29:37.380 --> 00:29:39.000
Oh, before that, before she gets on the horse,

00:29:39.059 --> 00:29:42.140
she's scooping poop. She takes a selfie with

00:29:42.140 --> 00:29:43.960
her hand on her back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's

00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:46.059
like taking a selfie of her shoveling poop for

00:29:46.059 --> 00:29:47.660
her followers, which I feel like is very kind

00:29:47.660 --> 00:29:49.680
of productive. You were like, I was like, ew,

00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.480
and you were like, what? I'm like, she just shoveled

00:29:51.480 --> 00:29:53.480
poop. Yeah, right, right. And also, like, she's

00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:55.259
trying to move away from her image of having

00:29:55.259 --> 00:29:57.220
a snot, being the snot bubble girl, which is

00:29:57.220 --> 00:29:59.519
like, okay, here's my, here's my, yeah, exactly,

00:29:59.619 --> 00:30:01.400
right? I feel like it's way grosser than being

00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:03.200
snot bubble girl. Like, if you have a snot bubble,

00:30:03.220 --> 00:30:06.109
it happens. Like, you know? You're human. You're

00:30:06.109 --> 00:30:08.109
human, but no, you're intentionally taking a

00:30:08.109 --> 00:30:11.069
photo of me. Now you are choosing to - I'm shoveling

00:30:11.069 --> 00:30:14.829
poop. Who am I? So we get through that horse

00:30:14.829 --> 00:30:17.549
moment. We cut to high school. There's more horse

00:30:17.549 --> 00:30:18.869
moments, don't worry. Cameron is walking down

00:30:18.869 --> 00:30:22.049
the stairs with his friend, Nisha, his only friend,

00:30:22.289 --> 00:30:24.809
and he's holding a - bag of snack chips yes yes

00:30:24.809 --> 00:30:27.390
he has he has care to care to guess which snack

00:30:27.390 --> 00:30:30.670
chips he was holding in his hands Doritos? YES!

00:30:32.130 --> 00:30:34.970
Which one feels like the one that would chill

00:30:34.970 --> 00:30:39.809
out in the bathroom? This is the Doritos! He's

00:30:39.809 --> 00:30:41.529
like having a natural conversation he's like

00:30:41.529 --> 00:30:43.670
twisting his arm open to make sure the Doritos

00:30:43.670 --> 00:30:49.009
logo is out there. You too can eat Doritos! That's

00:30:49.009 --> 00:30:52.750
what I wrote! And then I write so we're like

00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.519
not quite halfway through, but all the characters

00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.339
have been introduced. She um Pidgey shows back

00:30:58.339 --> 00:30:59.680
up and she's like you two should come to this

00:30:59.680 --> 00:31:02.039
party of people you barely know. It's a you know

00:31:02.039 --> 00:31:05.099
it'll be fun. They're like okay sure. So I write

00:31:05.099 --> 00:31:07.740
this movie is like an awkward Rubik's Cube that

00:31:07.740 --> 00:31:11.359
rotates between being rote and cringy. Keep that

00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:13.960
in mind. Feels about right. Feels about right.

00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:16.880
So they go to this party. This party is like

00:31:16.880 --> 00:31:19.759
think like I don't even know what to call it.

00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:21.779
It's like a party. It's a what? It's a pool party.

00:31:22.180 --> 00:31:26.500
It's a pool party, but think about it for like

00:31:26.500 --> 00:31:29.039
ultra -rich people that aren't high schoolers,

00:31:29.059 --> 00:31:31.140
you know what I mean? Think like, this could

00:31:31.140 --> 00:31:33.019
be a scene out of Fast and Furious, almost. That's

00:31:33.019 --> 00:31:34.380
gonna get you so much credit. But like, you know,

00:31:34.380 --> 00:31:35.500
like - Gal Gadot will walk by and someone will

00:31:35.500 --> 00:31:37.519
smack her ass. Yeah, right, right, right. Like

00:31:37.519 --> 00:31:39.099
that kind of level. But these are all high schoolers,

00:31:39.140 --> 00:31:41.319
and it's like, what the fuck kind of fucking

00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:43.720
party is this? Like, what? It's a prom party.

00:31:43.880 --> 00:31:46.579
And then they walk in, and then what's her -

00:31:46.579 --> 00:31:50.240
Nisha. Nisha says like, oh dude, they have Pizza

00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:53.289
Hut here! And she literally takes out a slice

00:31:53.289 --> 00:31:55.150
of pizza. The irony being that none of these

00:31:55.150 --> 00:31:56.970
people at these parties actually eat carbs. Yeah,

00:31:57.109 --> 00:31:59.410
right, exactly. The idea is that the idea of

00:31:59.410 --> 00:32:01.750
having Pizza Hut and then also KFC, which is

00:32:01.750 --> 00:32:03.809
also name dropped, is they're ready for all these

00:32:03.809 --> 00:32:06.230
people that are in bikinis and like super fit

00:32:06.230 --> 00:32:08.210
and whatever, like it's like - There's Pizza

00:32:08.210 --> 00:32:12.470
Hut, yo. That's when you show up for Robex or

00:32:12.470 --> 00:32:14.470
fucking like Playa Bowls or some shit, you know

00:32:14.470 --> 00:32:16.450
what I mean? We didn't even talk about the core

00:32:16.450 --> 00:32:18.920
water. Oh, there's core water, right? They're

00:32:18.920 --> 00:32:20.940
having core water at the cafeteria. At the cafeteria,

00:32:21.099 --> 00:32:23.180
and it's just like obnoxiously in your face.

00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.339
For the short scene, that bottle is never not

00:32:26.339 --> 00:32:29.859
in the... Every shot has it. Every shot. Every

00:32:29.859 --> 00:32:32.099
single expositional shot has some sort of product

00:32:32.099 --> 00:32:34.660
to distract your eye. Every single. See, like

00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:36.500
I want to give credit to the director because

00:32:36.500 --> 00:32:39.200
they found the angles to make it happen. Yeah,

00:32:39.500 --> 00:32:41.859
subtly or definitely not so subtly. So they're

00:32:41.859 --> 00:32:44.579
at the pool party, there's a karaoke thing going

00:32:44.579 --> 00:32:46.880
on, Pidgey walks over to Cameron and she's like,

00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:48.420
oh, hey, are you going to sing? He's like, no.

00:32:48.420 --> 00:32:50.440
No, I don't sing. And she's like, OK. gonna go

00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.900
do it so she starts in a rendition of Teenage

00:32:52.900 --> 00:32:56.599
Dream and then Jordan comes in so I say Pidgey

00:32:56.599 --> 00:33:00.140
plays Pidgey performs sing and the crowd falls

00:33:00.140 --> 00:33:03.039
asleep then Jordan plays paralyze Pidgey is paralyzed

00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:08.019
for one turn then Cameron like I don't know maybe

00:33:08.019 --> 00:33:10.259
he evolved and he leveled up in that moment now

00:33:10.259 --> 00:33:12.619
he's got sing as an ability yeah yeah yeah so

00:33:12.619 --> 00:33:15.299
as someone who's like I don't sing anything runs

00:33:15.299 --> 00:33:20.250
up through the crowd he's like you Yeah, yeah

00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:23.289
Yeah, so so pit so Pidgey is kind of struggling

00:33:23.289 --> 00:33:24.990
like she was choose nailing at first and then

00:33:24.990 --> 00:33:28.410
she sees her ex with the the other girls in Aniston

00:33:28.410 --> 00:33:31.029
and she's like something and it's all very awkward

00:33:31.029 --> 00:33:33.869
or whatever and then Cameron's like I gotta do

00:33:33.869 --> 00:33:36.910
something about that. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah goes

00:33:36.910 --> 00:33:39.250
up and sings with her very look trying to like

00:33:39.250 --> 00:33:41.789
help her out or whatever and I will say and I'm

00:33:41.789 --> 00:33:47.609
sorry I'm sorry to out you this elicited a genuine

00:33:48.899 --> 00:33:50.579
From Joe, while we were watching this. Oh, we

00:33:50.579 --> 00:33:53.319
got enough. We got enough. Yeah. Sets this movie's

00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.579
credit, right? We got enough. Got it on. And

00:33:56.579 --> 00:33:58.359
I was incredulous at this point, but I was also

00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:04.579
pretty drunk. I was like, what? Also pretty drunk.

00:34:05.500 --> 00:34:09.460
I like Teenage Dream as a song. I was manipulated,

00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:12.340
maybe. Katy Perry's a great artist. We'll never

00:34:12.340 --> 00:34:14.179
say otherwise. I have nothing wrong with Katy

00:34:14.179 --> 00:34:16.199
Perry. Exactly. And then I write, this movie

00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:18.320
is all the is all the poorly copied elements

00:34:18.320 --> 00:34:20.739
of a better film. But in one fleeting moment,

00:34:20.980 --> 00:34:23.900
truly, it comes together. emphasis on fleeting

00:34:23.900 --> 00:34:29.280
like that rubik's cube yes so for one moment

00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:32.420
as short as it was anyways after that after that

00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:34.679
fleeting moment they split skis the best friends

00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:36.860
have been lit the sparks have been lit but then

00:34:36.860 --> 00:34:39.400
the best friend nisha is like okay we're gonna

00:34:39.400 --> 00:34:43.190
leave can i take some kfc to go this party too

00:34:43.190 --> 00:34:45.449
and then the next shot she has a bucket of kfc

00:34:45.449 --> 00:34:47.929
she's just in the back seat of a car eating kfc

00:34:47.929 --> 00:34:51.849
yeah come get your bucket yeah so not only is

00:34:51.849 --> 00:34:54.610
there pizza hut and kfc at this party it's for

00:34:54.610 --> 00:34:56.769
a crowd of people who do not eat carbs and they

00:34:56.769 --> 00:34:59.190
definitely do not eat kfc no nisha's my girl

00:34:59.190 --> 00:35:01.969
so no definitely yeah she's great because she

00:35:01.969 --> 00:35:04.730
even like so they they get a ride they they drive

00:35:04.730 --> 00:35:07.849
pidgey home and whatnot and after as she's getting

00:35:07.849 --> 00:35:09.690
out of the car nisha pulls her aside because

00:35:09.690 --> 00:35:11.690
like she and cameron are platonic best friends

00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:14.019
Yeah, and she's like, you know, I like you but

00:35:14.019 --> 00:35:16.119
if you break his heart or do whatever I'm gonna

00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:19.699
fuck you up and yeah, no this I appreciate that.

00:35:19.699 --> 00:35:22.260
This plot is not dumb enough Yeah, where this

00:35:22.260 --> 00:35:24.280
is just not being this is not being questioned.

00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:27.360
This right is very dumb We know what you're doing.

00:35:27.460 --> 00:35:30.539
We're watching you. Yeah, just in case we forgot

00:35:30.539 --> 00:35:32.900
she's in this Courtney Kardashian pops up again

00:35:32.900 --> 00:35:35.139
She's like, oh, I saw the video of you guys.

00:35:35.139 --> 00:35:37.400
It's getting better I think are your sponsorship

00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:39.579
might come back on keep up the good work wink

00:35:39.579 --> 00:35:41.909
wink. Nah, yeah Courtney Kardashian just shows

00:35:41.909 --> 00:35:44.929
up to be like, hey. I need to know if she like,

00:35:45.110 --> 00:35:47.190
produced this or something. No, I don't think

00:35:47.190 --> 00:35:49.389
so. She's not in it enough to produce it, right?

00:35:49.750 --> 00:35:52.449
I don't know. No, she's not enough in it to produce

00:35:52.449 --> 00:35:54.190
it. Does Netflix eat Kardashian with it? No,

00:35:54.210 --> 00:35:57.570
they don't. So where are we at now? What's the

00:35:57.570 --> 00:35:59.349
next thing? So now they go horseback riding.

00:35:59.349 --> 00:36:01.449
They go horseback riding on their own time. They

00:36:01.449 --> 00:36:03.969
go to the old station. Yep. And I'm like, the

00:36:03.969 --> 00:36:06.860
horseback riding is a metaphor. but not not living

00:36:06.860 --> 00:36:08.980
life at full gallop question mark yeah and then

00:36:08.980 --> 00:36:11.219
you utter probably a quarter gallop at a time

00:36:11.219 --> 00:36:13.340
but i have tried at a time and this is when you're

00:36:13.340 --> 00:36:16.039
like we're so they're bonding over coffee in

00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:18.579
the station and andrew's like this must be like

00:36:18.579 --> 00:36:21.719
what real white people anime not what not what

00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.260
well yes right so so to me i was people i was

00:36:25.260 --> 00:36:28.699
i was like just Was cringing so hard as fucking

00:36:28.699 --> 00:36:30.840
forced -ass dialogue because like so this is

00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:35.179
the scene where the guy? Cameron says like here

00:36:35.179 --> 00:36:38.719
feels like oh like you know like I used to be

00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:42.780
fine, but then my mom died and I'm sad And you

00:36:42.780 --> 00:36:45.280
know I've just been there for my my grandma and

00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:48.340
my sister and that's like that's why I'm kind

00:36:48.340 --> 00:36:51.699
of a downer I guess but you know yeah, that's

00:36:51.699 --> 00:36:53.940
the reason why yeah right and like and to me.

00:36:53.940 --> 00:36:56.920
That's when I was like this is so fucking cliche

00:36:56.920 --> 00:37:00.400
and rote this is what most people feel like anime

00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:02.599
is probably right you know what i mean like watching

00:37:02.599 --> 00:37:04.320
like real life anime would be well right right

00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:06.880
like if i showed somebody like well if we watched

00:37:06.880 --> 00:37:08.940
fucking broly right like you know like if we

00:37:08.940 --> 00:37:12.159
watched like some dumb ass like Like, I don't

00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:14.360
know. Like, just pick a random episode of Naruto

00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:17.099
out of context where somebody is saying an impassioned

00:37:17.099 --> 00:37:17.699
speech. Should we have an episode of War on High

00:37:17.699 --> 00:37:19.719
School Host Club out of context? Sure. Whatever.

00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.119
Some, you know, doing an impassioned speech that's

00:37:23.119 --> 00:37:24.920
so cliché that you don't have the investment

00:37:24.920 --> 00:37:27.260
in. That's where I was at. And I'm like, I get

00:37:27.260 --> 00:37:29.360
it. I get why people don't like anime, bro. Because

00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:31.400
this is anime for... This is so rude. This is

00:37:31.400 --> 00:37:33.139
anime for high school girls. For high school

00:37:33.139 --> 00:37:35.719
white people. Yeah. Emphasis on white people.

00:37:35.719 --> 00:37:37.619
I guess that's true. Yeah. No, this movie is

00:37:37.619 --> 00:37:39.800
incredibly white I also is also very incredibly

00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:42.780
the tagline for this movie is it's his turn for

00:37:42.780 --> 00:37:44.719
a makeover. Yeah Well, no, we're getting there.

00:37:44.739 --> 00:37:47.239
Okay, so they're bonding. He's revealing a truth

00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:52.000
to her. She's starting to fall for him He gets

00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:57.099
a candid photo of her and he see like like Snaps

00:37:57.099 --> 00:37:59.159
a picture of her and he's like and she's like

00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.119
I didn't I didn't say you could take a pic of

00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:04.219
me and he's like well like If I didn't ask then

00:38:04.219 --> 00:38:06.179
you would have done the fake duck face and it

00:38:06.179 --> 00:38:07.559
would have been fake and produced. She makes

00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.500
that duck face, like that. Yeah, like all your

00:38:09.500 --> 00:38:12.639
other selfies. And she's like, wow, that's really

00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:14.699
deep. You're so real. You're so real, man. Wow,

00:38:14.780 --> 00:38:17.559
I never thought of it that way. And then they

00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.840
boned. No. You gotta wait another 45 minutes

00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:24.260
for that shit. Damn it. So this is a great time

00:38:24.260 --> 00:38:25.960
for her to be like, you should come to a party

00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:27.460
that we're going to. And guess, do you want to

00:38:27.460 --> 00:38:30.260
guess what the theme of the party is? Ugly Duckling?

00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:34.710
No. Okay. Think more cliche. Under the sea. He's

00:38:34.710 --> 00:38:36.030
not gonna get it. No, but that's the theme of

00:38:36.030 --> 00:38:37.750
the prom. That's the theme of the prom. Under

00:38:37.750 --> 00:38:42.929
the sea is always, yeah. What in the last? Horses!

00:38:43.989 --> 00:38:47.909
No. Think of them! What's been a fad thing from

00:38:47.909 --> 00:38:50.469
these past couple years, given the time frame

00:38:50.469 --> 00:38:51.469
of what we're looking at? Here, I'll give you

00:38:51.469 --> 00:38:56.949
a hint. Yes. Cheers? Yeah. Cheers in motion.

00:38:57.309 --> 00:38:59.130
With fireworks. With fireworks in the background.

00:38:59.590 --> 00:39:02.409
And Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, oh, Great Gatsby?

00:39:02.510 --> 00:39:04.630
Yeah, it's a Great Gatsby theme. No! It's a Great

00:39:04.630 --> 00:39:06.650
Gatsby theme party! Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a

00:39:06.650 --> 00:39:07.590
Roaring Twenties Great Gatsby theme party. And

00:39:07.590 --> 00:39:10.250
it's not just, like, in name only. Because all

00:39:10.250 --> 00:39:12.590
subtext needs to be totally lost in this movie,

00:39:12.769 --> 00:39:14.969
obviously, because I wasn't getting the message

00:39:14.969 --> 00:39:16.809
of this film until they said, oh, it's like Great

00:39:16.809 --> 00:39:20.429
Gatsby. And it's not, like, and this is, like,

00:39:20.429 --> 00:39:22.809
and I'll gather in a moment, but this is not

00:39:22.809 --> 00:39:24.570
like they went to Party City Great Gatsby party.

00:39:24.650 --> 00:39:26.409
This is like they hired people. They actually,

00:39:26.409 --> 00:39:28.369
like, yeah. They hired people to trip this up.

00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:30.570
Rich people did rich things. Yeah. This is when

00:39:30.570 --> 00:39:33.789
the montage happens. This is the makeup montage.

00:39:34.389 --> 00:39:36.469
We gotta get you a zoot suit. They gotta get

00:39:36.469 --> 00:39:39.150
him a zoot. There she invites his friend Nisha

00:39:39.150 --> 00:39:40.909
and his sister Brynn. So they're all gonna come

00:39:40.909 --> 00:39:43.369
along. So let's do a fashion montage. And this

00:39:43.369 --> 00:39:46.289
is like they put him in nice clothes. He's oddly

00:39:46.289 --> 00:39:49.090
ripped. This is when he finds out. He takes off

00:39:49.090 --> 00:39:52.170
the shirt and he has a fucking six pack totally

00:39:52.170 --> 00:39:55.550
ripped. And then she's like, oh, I had no idea

00:39:55.550 --> 00:39:58.619
you were ripped. Yeah, right. oh my god yeah

00:39:58.619 --> 00:40:00.639
was that there the whole time yeah right oh my

00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:03.440
god oh my god for the fun and i put a fun fact

00:40:03.440 --> 00:40:08.579
you know marty the stoner exactly what i'm doing

00:40:08.579 --> 00:40:11.119
i reach my hand out and you guys know exactly

00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.039
what i'm doing well like you know i know it's

00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:14.739
haley atwell basically one of the greatest ad

00:40:14.739 --> 00:40:17.119
libs but i love that marty the stoner in cabin

00:40:17.119 --> 00:40:19.139
of the woods is equally as ripped as hensworth

00:40:19.139 --> 00:40:21.300
but he was like wearing all those layers and

00:40:21.300 --> 00:40:23.980
i love marty yeah no marty is great yeah so they

00:40:23.980 --> 00:40:26.119
do the thing they get them the new clothes and

00:40:26.119 --> 00:40:27.829
they're like all right you're hair and like oh

00:40:27.829 --> 00:40:30.849
my god Tanner whatever his name is that wig they

00:40:30.849 --> 00:40:34.119
put on him God bless him for putting up with

00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:35.920
that because now it can finally, it can just

00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:38.619
be his hair. So they cut off the wig, maybe they

00:40:38.619 --> 00:40:42.119
waxed some eyebrows. Unlike Roy Kent, his eyebrows

00:40:42.119 --> 00:40:46.619
are crazy. Roy Kent! Roy Kent! He's there! He's

00:40:46.619 --> 00:40:48.320
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:54.059
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:54.059 --> 00:40:55.679
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:55.679
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:55.679
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:58.679
there! He's there! He's there! He's there! He's

00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:04.050
there! So off to the party we go. And like I

00:41:04.050 --> 00:41:05.989
said, this is not your party city party. This

00:41:05.989 --> 00:41:09.230
is like they hired swing dance people, they decked

00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:11.550
out a mansion. It actually looks really, if you

00:41:11.550 --> 00:41:14.170
like the 1920s aesthetic, great. However, I feel

00:41:14.170 --> 00:41:16.409
like the people's infatuation with the 1920s

00:41:16.409 --> 00:41:18.969
is kind of stupid because no one seems to remember

00:41:18.969 --> 00:41:20.409
what happened at the end of them. What happened

00:41:20.409 --> 00:41:23.809
afterwards, right? god damn it so some bad energy

00:41:23.809 --> 00:41:27.150
while all those fucking 2020 new year's eve celebrations

00:41:27.150 --> 00:41:30.150
happen i there's just so much gats being and

00:41:30.150 --> 00:41:32.530
they're all you know wearing great outfits so

00:41:32.530 --> 00:41:36.369
nisha unlike other all the other girls nisha

00:41:36.369 --> 00:41:39.829
is not there to be daisy she's dressed as jordan

00:41:39.829 --> 00:41:43.800
baker but guess what There's one other person

00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:46.739
dressed as Jordan Baker, also a female, and they

00:41:46.739 --> 00:41:49.119
fight each other. They start talking. This is

00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:52.500
so the friend that Nisha befriended. So Nisha

00:41:52.500 --> 00:41:54.760
is Cameron's friend. Best friend. Best friend.

00:41:54.900 --> 00:41:58.380
One lone friend. And the other girl that she

00:41:58.380 --> 00:42:01.889
hangs out with is... Pidgey's other friend. There's

00:42:01.889 --> 00:42:04.829
two friends. Oh, okay. Yeah, so Cameron's friend

00:42:04.829 --> 00:42:06.650
Pidgey's friend. Yeah, I don't remember her name,

00:42:06.690 --> 00:42:10.329
but it starts with RQ. Yeah There's a Quinn in

00:42:10.329 --> 00:42:12.250
the list so okay. Yes, that's that's probably

00:42:12.250 --> 00:42:15.329
her then so Quinn who at this point we have so

00:42:15.329 --> 00:42:17.449
I think Nisha had alluded Yeah, that's her. Yeah,

00:42:17.510 --> 00:42:21.730
quit. So Nisha had alluded to being being a lesbian

00:42:21.949 --> 00:42:24.489
Which is fine. Great. Love to see the representation.

00:42:25.030 --> 00:42:28.010
Quinn or Q had not said anything, but they find

00:42:28.010 --> 00:42:29.690
each other outside on a balcony and they're like,

00:42:29.730 --> 00:42:33.150
oh, your house is Jordan Baker. And, you know,

00:42:33.150 --> 00:42:35.250
it's a stupid movie that's only 90 minutes long

00:42:35.250 --> 00:42:37.309
for high schoolers. Right. Pair them spares.

00:42:37.349 --> 00:42:40.309
Yeah, pair the spares. And then they BOOM! Yes,

00:42:40.570 --> 00:42:42.570
right. Maybe they did. Maybe they definitely

00:42:42.570 --> 00:42:45.099
did. Whatever. Who cares? I mean, of the - They're

00:42:45.099 --> 00:42:46.739
the most stable relationship in that whole fucking

00:42:46.739 --> 00:42:48.980
movie. Yeah, they are. So while this is all happening

00:42:48.980 --> 00:42:50.000
- I don't know how I'm trying to make it and

00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:52.000
then they boned a thing, but I feel like I'm

00:42:52.000 --> 00:42:53.820
trying to make that - These are - as a reminder,

00:42:54.179 --> 00:42:55.920
these are high schoolers. So in case - in case

00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:59.239
we forgot - These are - these are 20 -somethings

00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:01.199
playing high school. So that's happening - Then

00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:03.230
they mutually kissed. Then they mutually - yes

00:43:03.230 --> 00:43:06.190
they held hands for a little bit and then they

00:43:06.190 --> 00:43:08.869
made out yeah they probably did on that balcony

00:43:08.869 --> 00:43:10.969
because they're they're together every year basically

00:43:10.969 --> 00:43:12.869
yeah right that was like and then they were together

00:43:12.869 --> 00:43:14.829
and then they were dating cool which is cool

00:43:14.829 --> 00:43:17.170
good for them also there's just like whatever

00:43:17.170 --> 00:43:23.099
i It was just so funny. I am all for LGBTQIA

00:43:23.099 --> 00:43:25.179
representation. Yes. It's a very important thing

00:43:25.179 --> 00:43:27.360
that we should work harder towards. But it shouldn't

00:43:27.360 --> 00:43:29.599
be like a checklist right now. Exactly. This

00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:31.699
definitely felt like, all right, we got the gay

00:43:31.699 --> 00:43:33.360
couple in there. Where are we going? You know,

00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:38.610
like, it was very forth. So, um... The Pidgey

00:43:38.610 --> 00:43:40.630
and Cameron, who I think at this point I said

00:43:40.630 --> 00:43:42.869
evolved into a Pidgey yodo because we're halfway

00:43:42.869 --> 00:43:44.929
through the film. Pidgey yodo and Cameron go

00:43:44.929 --> 00:43:46.750
into a photo booth. They have an almost kiss

00:43:46.750 --> 00:43:49.050
moment, but then they get distracted. So they

00:43:49.050 --> 00:43:51.929
go outside and Crocombe Douche has arrived. Yes,

00:43:51.949 --> 00:43:55.670
Jordan. And he's just being an asshole. So for

00:43:55.670 --> 00:43:58.110
whatever reason, I can't recall. He's like, all

00:43:58.110 --> 00:43:59.610
right, we're going to go. You and me, Cameron,

00:43:59.630 --> 00:44:01.190
we're going to fight. No, no, no. Because because

00:44:01.190 --> 00:44:05.150
he like, OK, so so so so Jordan. Wow. Why do

00:44:05.150 --> 00:44:07.809
I know this movie? I don't know Anyways, Jordan

00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:10.309
is like Pidgey Oh that's right they're making

00:44:10.309 --> 00:44:13.369
out and then Well no, Pidgey's like, or Jordan's

00:44:13.369 --> 00:44:16.489
like Pidgey like I broke up or Aniston, Allison

00:44:16.489 --> 00:44:18.909
broke up Aniston, thank you, Aniston He flirted

00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:20.010
with his sister, now he flirted with his sister

00:44:20.010 --> 00:44:22.989
Right, that's what I'm saying, but Pidgey, so

00:44:22.989 --> 00:44:25.030
he tries to rebound back to Pidgey, Pidgey says

00:44:25.750 --> 00:44:28.309
Pidgey Pidgey uses tail whip and says no, I don't

00:44:28.309 --> 00:44:31.630
want to be with you anymore and like fuck off

00:44:31.630 --> 00:44:37.489
and then and then And then and then and then

00:44:37.489 --> 00:44:40.670
he's like what the hell and then oh, no He not

00:44:40.670 --> 00:44:43.969
she knocks out her mango his mango or no his

00:44:43.969 --> 00:44:46.449
watermelon seltzer and he's a bro like that was

00:44:46.449 --> 00:44:48.389
my last warm -up so tonight was only mango left

00:44:48.389 --> 00:44:51.269
I hate mango your actual life in the movie and

00:44:51.449 --> 00:44:53.929
Oh mango and then he goes to me and then yeah,

00:44:53.929 --> 00:44:56.570
he goes to make out with scary eyes on makes

00:44:56.570 --> 00:44:58.730
me makes Yeah, i'm brinn, which is the cameron

00:44:58.730 --> 00:45:01.050
sister and yeah, who's a 10th grader? Who's a

00:45:01.050 --> 00:45:03.329
10th grader? She's a sophomore which is good

00:45:03.329 --> 00:45:05.190
because she looked younger than the rest of the

00:45:05.190 --> 00:45:07.250
cast I was wondering. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so she's

00:45:07.250 --> 00:45:09.889
a younger sister. Yeah Who looks older than a

00:45:09.889 --> 00:45:12.329
senior? So it's gross again. It's no gross, right?

00:45:12.650 --> 00:45:15.010
And then he's like, hey, like how are we going

00:45:15.010 --> 00:45:18.269
out? She's like And then the next scene cuts

00:45:18.269 --> 00:45:21.480
to over to being like Time to say happy birthday

00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:24.039
to Alden. Yes, yes, yes, and then to Alden, but

00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:27.019
then, but then like, you know, Brynn walks out

00:45:27.019 --> 00:45:29.320
and being like, oh, like Jordan, you know, we

00:45:29.320 --> 00:45:31.460
were, we were making out and it was fine. And

00:45:31.460 --> 00:45:34.059
then he, he wanted more and he tried to do stuff.

00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:35.599
So she bonked him with a... Bonked him with a

00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:37.579
cue ball or something like that. With a bender

00:45:37.579 --> 00:45:40.019
ball. And then that sets Cameron off and Cameron's

00:45:40.019 --> 00:45:41.809
like... Alright, what the fuck like you need

00:45:41.809 --> 00:45:43.090
to get the fuck out of here right now, which

00:45:43.090 --> 00:45:45.949
is fair fine Whatever and then that's the forced

00:45:45.949 --> 00:45:48.110
fight scene where like where Jordan's like what

00:45:48.110 --> 00:45:51.190
you want to go, bro Rips off his shirt looking

00:45:51.190 --> 00:45:53.449
looking any excuse to show off show off them

00:45:53.449 --> 00:45:57.570
nips. He loves taking a shirt off He loves again,

00:45:58.510 --> 00:46:00.690
so he needs to be in vampire boys story. He does

00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:04.170
Part of again again why he's one of my he's my

00:46:04.170 --> 00:46:05.389
favorite part of this movie because he's such

00:46:05.389 --> 00:46:07.010
a caricature and I love it like I feel like he's

00:46:07.010 --> 00:46:09.269
the most self -aware thing in this movie and

00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:14.039
We know Pidgey Odo or Pidgey her best friend

00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:17.079
Alden one of them the one who was filming her

00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:19.119
breakdown This was her birthday party. That's

00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:22.000
what this party is. She's annoyed her attention

00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.800
spotlights been taken away. So Jordan's ripped

00:46:24.800 --> 00:46:27.460
off his shirt Cameron's like, all right, let

00:46:27.460 --> 00:46:30.079
me take my camera who I've already talked about

00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:32.280
being very important Yeah, it's his mom's camera.

00:46:32.579 --> 00:46:34.719
Sorry. Sorry. I forgot about that. That was part

00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:37.219
of the exposition at the station. It's his mom's

00:46:37.219 --> 00:46:40.900
camera his dead mom's camera Yeah, dead, dead,

00:46:40.980 --> 00:46:43.360
dead. Mabu is now dead. Guess what happened?

00:46:43.559 --> 00:46:45.460
So he puts it by the pool, the most dangerous

00:46:45.460 --> 00:46:48.139
spot for any photographer. I feel like any copyist

00:46:48.139 --> 00:46:50.639
photographer is gonna not put them by a source

00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:52.980
of water. But whatever, he puts it by the pool.

00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:55.280
It's a safe spot, it's a safe spot. And now it's

00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:57.320
time to rumble. So he can fucking punch. Because

00:46:57.320 --> 00:46:59.699
remember, he likes kung fu. He likes kung fu.

00:47:00.000 --> 00:47:02.440
So he watched so many kung fu movies that he's

00:47:02.440 --> 00:47:04.519
good at fighting. He's basically like pulling

00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:06.239
a spiked people. So we know he's ripped, we know

00:47:06.239 --> 00:47:10.130
he likes kung fu movies. And Kurosawa. So he

00:47:10.130 --> 00:47:12.349
watched yeah, right. He's like Samurai. Yeah.

00:47:12.409 --> 00:47:13.989
Yeah, he spikes Biggles the shit out of this

00:47:13.989 --> 00:47:16.949
guy Dodges dodges him punches him out and he's

00:47:16.949 --> 00:47:18.929
like, yeah, bro. What you want more? And I'm

00:47:18.929 --> 00:47:21.710
like, no Whatever. Anyways, people are like cheering

00:47:21.710 --> 00:47:23.449
him on as the people's hero for standing up to

00:47:23.449 --> 00:47:25.869
Jordan or whatever And then he's like, all right

00:47:26.189 --> 00:47:28.409
I'm getting out of here right now. And then Pidgey

00:47:28.409 --> 00:47:29.789
is like - No, you forgot the camera bear hopping

00:47:29.789 --> 00:47:30.989
in the water. Whoa, whoa, whoa, right, right.

00:47:31.110 --> 00:47:33.389
Well, he's about to leave, and he's like - and

00:47:33.389 --> 00:47:34.730
Pidgey's like, wait, like, don't go, like, why

00:47:34.730 --> 00:47:36.170
are you leaving? And like, why the fuck do you

00:47:36.170 --> 00:47:38.929
think he's leaving? His fucking sister just got

00:47:38.929 --> 00:47:40.869
sexually assaulted, like - Yeah, by a douche.

00:47:40.989 --> 00:47:43.880
Yeah, by - by croak and douche. and it's like

00:47:43.880 --> 00:47:46.679
what like whatever anyways and then yeah so that

00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:49.219
exchange happens and it's weird and then and

00:47:49.219 --> 00:47:52.099
then and then jordan's like oh hey don't forget

00:47:52.099 --> 00:47:54.920
your camera drops it in the pool yes yeah yeah

00:47:54.920 --> 00:47:57.119
so he switches he fishes out his pool we don't

00:47:57.119 --> 00:48:00.199
know if it's fixed ever no um so he runs away

00:48:00.199 --> 00:48:02.000
and it's like dude why did you leave people are

00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.929
like cheering your name so the next day Whoa,

00:48:04.929 --> 00:48:06.789
whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep in mind, this is when

00:48:06.789 --> 00:48:09.550
the conflict starts to happen, being like, why

00:48:09.550 --> 00:48:11.929
did you even bring me here? Throw that. Why are

00:48:11.929 --> 00:48:13.710
you hanging out with me? Literally, it was so

00:48:13.710 --> 00:48:15.210
random. Yeah, the conflict is happening now.

00:48:15.869 --> 00:48:18.389
So Pidgey chases after Cameron. He gets his camera.

00:48:18.829 --> 00:48:21.030
He gets his camera back, it's stopping when he

00:48:21.030 --> 00:48:23.590
walks back to the car. Pidgey chases back like,

00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:25.650
Cameron, wait, we're having a good time. Why

00:48:25.650 --> 00:48:27.289
are you leaving? People love you. He's like,

00:48:27.369 --> 00:48:29.429
why are you hanging out with me? What the hell?

00:48:29.469 --> 00:48:31.329
Something's going on. I don't get it. I am the

00:48:31.329 --> 00:48:37.280
dark knight. I am the dark knight. Well, but

00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:39.940
it's just very forced, like, why does this have

00:48:39.940 --> 00:48:41.260
anything to do with anything? Why are you bringing

00:48:41.260 --> 00:48:42.059
up the fact that they're hanging out now? Yeah,

00:48:42.059 --> 00:48:43.679
I'm like, this is happening now. It's very weird.

00:48:44.059 --> 00:48:45.860
Anyways, that's supposed to be the hint at the

00:48:45.860 --> 00:48:47.079
conflict that's happening. He's like, whatever.

00:48:47.360 --> 00:48:49.519
I'm going home. It's fine. And her friend's like,

00:48:49.619 --> 00:48:52.059
oh my god, you're falling for him. And you know,

00:48:52.099 --> 00:48:53.960
it's like, so the fuck what? Yeah, right. That

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.059
wasn't part of the bet. Who cares? Right, right,

00:48:56.059 --> 00:48:59.380
right. Yeah, yeah, the friend, Alden, the birthday

00:48:59.380 --> 00:49:01.440
girl, calls like, I hope you didn't forget about

00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:05.079
our bet. Yeah, what's gonna happen if you lose?

00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.059
Why are you Big Mouth? Who's the one girl from

00:49:12.059 --> 00:49:17.039
Big Mouth? Lola? Oh my god, Lola? I feel like

00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:18.539
Lola would be such a great addition to this movie.

00:49:18.539 --> 00:49:22.199
Lola would be the evil friend. Oh my god. No,

00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:25.079
she wouldn't be the evil friend, she'd be like...

00:49:25.079 --> 00:49:37.340
Quinn? Yeah. I can't I can't do it So the next

00:49:37.340 --> 00:49:40.599
day he is now on nomination roll for prom king

00:49:40.599 --> 00:49:43.559
along with Sebastian Woo. Sebastian Woo comes

00:49:43.559 --> 00:49:45.960
back. Jordan's also prom king. Sebastian Woo

00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:48.900
the king. Sebastian. We want Sebastian to win.

00:49:49.000 --> 00:49:52.619
I want Sebastian to win. For prom queen Pidgey

00:49:52.619 --> 00:49:57.860
was running unopposed and then her former friend

00:49:57.860 --> 00:50:02.500
Alden reveals she sabotaged. She set up all of

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:06.539
that to ruin PG's career. She was recording her

00:50:06.539 --> 00:50:09.119
breakup, the broken douche moment on purpose

00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:11.880
to make sure she lost followers, so she lost

00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:15.400
online clout, so she would have a chance to become

00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:19.739
queen. She set PG up in an impossible situation.

00:50:20.460 --> 00:50:23.670
Okay. And this is all being told in this very

00:50:23.670 --> 00:50:28.969
dramatic spinning shot Yeah, the camera gets

00:50:28.969 --> 00:50:31.510
wacky words like it's just her it's it's her

00:50:31.510 --> 00:50:33.710
and I said right face to face like she's she's

00:50:33.710 --> 00:50:36.429
she's Monologuing at her and it's just it's just

00:50:36.429 --> 00:50:38.909
pan shot and then reverse pan shot in the reverse

00:50:38.909 --> 00:50:44.070
pan shot Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very strange.

00:50:44.070 --> 00:50:46.010
Yeah, it's very odd. So we find out her friends

00:50:46.010 --> 00:50:53.150
now He directed Mean Girls! Alright, well...

00:50:53.150 --> 00:50:56.250
Jesus. So Cameron has a much better film than

00:50:56.250 --> 00:50:58.210
this. Cameron gets a pep talk from his little

00:50:58.210 --> 00:51:00.050
sister and he's like, you know what, yeah, let's

00:51:00.050 --> 00:51:02.050
be prom kings. So he's like, oh, I can't just

00:51:02.050 --> 00:51:05.989
ask her to be a prom. I gotta do a thing. You're

00:51:05.989 --> 00:51:09.090
skipping over the very important part where Cameron

00:51:09.090 --> 00:51:11.829
takes Pidgey to the dark room. No, that happens

00:51:11.829 --> 00:51:14.690
after. No, no, no, no, no. You're right. No,

00:51:14.730 --> 00:51:20.889
no what happens? I was drinking more, but I was

00:51:20.889 --> 00:51:25.030
somehow They invite over to kind of make for

00:51:25.030 --> 00:51:27.309
make amends yes He's like I'm gonna take you

00:51:27.309 --> 00:51:29.329
somewhere where no one's been before not his

00:51:29.329 --> 00:51:33.449
bedroom, but the dark room. Yes, right No, they're

00:51:33.449 --> 00:51:38.329
going to photo Yeah, yeah, Lily's like I've never

00:51:38.329 --> 00:51:40.369
showed anyone this not even my grandma she must

00:51:40.369 --> 00:51:43.960
think I'm to cook a lot of meth down here Yeah,

00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:45.619
like she's like I never showed anyone this like

00:51:45.619 --> 00:51:48.639
do you know why you're here Pidgey and he said

00:51:48.639 --> 00:51:51.940
oh She's just like no, it's like well And she's

00:51:51.940 --> 00:51:53.500
also gearing up to being like because like they

00:51:53.500 --> 00:51:55.219
also like you're gonna have to tell him eventually

00:51:55.219 --> 00:51:57.019
that he's part of a bet like you have to tell

00:51:57.019 --> 00:51:59.340
him like you you have to let him now and he's

00:51:59.340 --> 00:52:01.099
like you know why you're here it's because I

00:52:01.099 --> 00:52:04.199
trust you and then he's and then she's like I'm

00:52:04.199 --> 00:52:06.320
sorry. I'm sorry. They make out beforehand, right?

00:52:06.420 --> 00:52:07.800
That's the big they big kiss they kiss they kiss

00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:09.760
that's a big passionate kissing and she's like

00:52:11.860 --> 00:52:14.039
and he's like you're here because I trust you

00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:17.159
and then she runs out she's like I can't I'm

00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:20.239
sorry I gotta go and then this is when he's like

00:52:20.239 --> 00:52:22.460
I'm gonna I'll embrace the prom king thing yes

00:52:22.460 --> 00:52:25.559
yes there's a car wash now oh yeah for more more

00:52:25.559 --> 00:52:27.860
to raise money for prom so he shows up at the

00:52:27.860 --> 00:52:30.039
car wash with a bouquet of flowers and a giant

00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:32.519
photo of her not creepy at all he's like will

00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:35.300
you be my lady and that's when Alden decides

00:52:35.300 --> 00:52:39.699
a second double cross oh what Let's talk about

00:52:39.699 --> 00:52:43.219
why you two started talking to begin with. It's

00:52:43.219 --> 00:52:45.659
like, you know you're gonna bring up the bet,

00:52:45.900 --> 00:52:48.940
right? And he's like, what bet? And then that's

00:52:48.940 --> 00:52:51.059
the turn. That's the turn right there. There

00:52:51.059 --> 00:52:53.800
it is. Yep. Yep. So it's revealed that he was

00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:57.039
a bet, he gets mad, he runs away. As one does.

00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:59.639
Oh well. Pidgey has this moment of like, ugh,

00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:02.179
I was in this for the wrong reasons. So we jump

00:53:02.179 --> 00:53:04.480
to under the sea prom night, we meet the principal

00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:06.570
who's voiced - Who is Matthew Lillard? yeah okay

00:53:06.570 --> 00:53:08.429
voice had only been on so this thing yeah so

00:53:08.429 --> 00:53:10.010
he had been the announcer the whole time like

00:53:10.010 --> 00:53:12.769
he's been like reminder class or like whatever

00:53:12.769 --> 00:53:14.730
but be sure to get your votes in for prom game

00:53:14.730 --> 00:53:17.210
prom queen or whatever he does all the announcements

00:53:17.210 --> 00:53:20.590
and then he shows up and he's the principal yeah

00:53:20.590 --> 00:53:23.329
so uh before a little bit before this Pidgey

00:53:23.329 --> 00:53:26.050
calls uh Cameron's sister and trying to get him

00:53:26.050 --> 00:53:29.489
to come and she like does a thing and then later

00:53:29.489 --> 00:53:32.269
so like we get into the prom so like prom starts

00:53:32.269 --> 00:53:37.179
up And how do you think a teen remake of a late

00:53:37.179 --> 00:53:40.719
90s film would kind of like get all the main

00:53:40.719 --> 00:53:43.219
leads in one spot for a prom? What do you think

00:53:43.219 --> 00:53:45.840
would happen? Oh my god. Oh my god. Nominees

00:53:45.840 --> 00:53:50.030
for? No. dance battle. It's a dance battle. That

00:53:50.030 --> 00:53:51.670
makes no sense because what are they fighting

00:53:51.670 --> 00:53:53.070
for? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Like,

00:53:53.070 --> 00:53:54.650
literally it's so forced. They're like, okay,

00:53:54.650 --> 00:53:57.070
so keep in mind, like, Cameron, Cameron, the

00:53:57.070 --> 00:53:58.889
guy is already, he's out of the plot at this

00:53:58.889 --> 00:54:00.530
point, basically. He's, he's, he is pouting.

00:54:00.530 --> 00:54:02.730
He's out of the plot. He's pouting with his horses

00:54:02.730 --> 00:54:04.389
back at the ranch. Like, he's not going to prom

00:54:04.389 --> 00:54:06.269
at all. Like, he's like, I don't trust anybody.

00:54:06.469 --> 00:54:07.190
I'm going back to the ranch. We'll come back

00:54:07.190 --> 00:54:08.789
to him, though. We'll go back to him. He hasn't

00:54:08.789 --> 00:54:10.909
shown up on screen for 15 minutes, and literally

00:54:10.909 --> 00:54:13.170
they just show up at the prom and, like, Pidgey

00:54:13.170 --> 00:54:15.170
is just like, I'm gonna power through this. Whoa,

00:54:15.170 --> 00:54:17.090
whoa, whoa. He's, she's just like, I have a plan.

00:54:17.090 --> 00:54:18.849
Like, it's It's like, whatever, I'm not gonna

00:54:18.849 --> 00:54:20.250
get what I want, but I'm just gonna say what

00:54:20.250 --> 00:54:24.449
I need to say. And then Alden, the nasty friend,

00:54:24.650 --> 00:54:26.489
shows up being like, I'm gonna be prom queen.

00:54:26.710 --> 00:54:29.170
I'm gonna take over this prom. And she's like,

00:54:29.389 --> 00:54:30.750
whatever, Alden, whatever. And she's like, oh,

00:54:30.769 --> 00:54:32.070
we're gonna have to find the dance -off. And

00:54:32.070 --> 00:54:34.010
I'm like, what dance -off? What, there's a dance

00:54:34.010 --> 00:54:35.769
-off? There's a dance -off for two and a half,

00:54:35.769 --> 00:54:36.449
like three minutes. And then Matthew Lawrence

00:54:36.449 --> 00:54:38.409
being like, and now we start the dance -off.

00:54:38.489 --> 00:54:40.429
Wow, this high school has weird traditions. And

00:54:40.429 --> 00:54:42.719
then they have not. I'm not kidding. Is that

00:54:42.719 --> 00:54:44.980
an actual line? Maybe. It's something like, this

00:54:44.980 --> 00:54:46.619
high school has really weird traditions. It's

00:54:46.619 --> 00:54:48.219
something like that. Like basically waving away

00:54:48.219 --> 00:54:52.920
this plot device. And, and not kidding you, it's

00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:55.539
like a six to eight minute long. It's not that

00:54:55.539 --> 00:54:57.900
it's five minutes, maybe a max. It's a long time.

00:54:58.300 --> 00:55:00.280
It's a long time. It's two percent of this movie.

00:55:00.539 --> 00:55:02.260
And this is, and remember as - It's a non -incidently

00:55:02.260 --> 00:55:04.260
chunk of this movie. They have a dance -off.

00:55:04.500 --> 00:55:05.960
Addison Rae is a dancer, so it makes sense that

00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:07.659
this was gonna happen eventually. Yes, yes, but

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:10.239
it's so goddamn long. It's so goddamn long and

00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:12.900
like, you know, all of the, it's Addison Rae

00:55:12.900 --> 00:55:15.880
and all of the rest of the cast behind her, you

00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:18.360
know, Misha, and I think the sister is in there

00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:21.039
too, right? No, I don't think so. No, that's

00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:23.139
right. But you know what? They had set up earlier

00:55:23.139 --> 00:55:25.960
that the school had a dance team and then later

00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:28.119
Alden was gonna start a second one. Is this what

00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:29.820
the dance teams were for? Maybe. It was just

00:55:29.820 --> 00:55:32.519
for this very - Just for this? Anyways, it's

00:55:32.519 --> 00:55:35.000
- and the bad best friend dancing angrily at

00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:37.260
each other. You got served. Yeah, you got served

00:55:37.260 --> 00:55:39.219
style, but we were forced. But it just kind of

00:55:39.219 --> 00:55:40.880
ends, there's no like conclusion. There's no

00:55:40.880 --> 00:55:43.719
resolution, there's no like, okay, and she won

00:55:43.719 --> 00:55:45.440
the dance off. It goes to here. It just happens,

00:55:45.440 --> 00:55:47.579
and then they just move on. Because Addison Rae

00:55:47.579 --> 00:55:50.000
needed to do a dance, because she's a dancing

00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.280
TikToker, I guess, right? Yeah, and while this

00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:55.079
is happening, Brynne, Cameron's sister, goes

00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:56.460
to talk to him about it. Six minutes. It goes

00:55:56.460 --> 00:55:57.440
to talk to him about it. Six minutes of my life

00:55:57.440 --> 00:55:59.119
I won't get back. You know, you need to go after

00:55:59.119 --> 00:56:01.750
her, and then she kind of frames... It's so annoying.

00:56:01.849 --> 00:56:04.690
They make Pidgey Jesus. She's like, Brinton's

00:56:04.690 --> 00:56:07.570
brother is like, this girl made you alive again.

00:56:07.750 --> 00:56:11.550
We need her. I like you when you're around her.

00:56:11.769 --> 00:56:14.449
AKA, this girl makes our lives worth meeting.

00:56:14.730 --> 00:56:16.650
You need to go after her. She's like, you just,

00:56:16.949 --> 00:56:18.989
you finally became my brother again after you

00:56:18.989 --> 00:56:21.170
started hanging out with this random girl and

00:56:21.170 --> 00:56:23.590
I just miss you and I want you to date her so

00:56:23.590 --> 00:56:26.619
you can be - cool again so he so he goes off

00:56:26.619 --> 00:56:28.019
to do something we don't know what but he misses

00:56:28.019 --> 00:56:31.179
the dance off prom king and queen get called

00:56:31.179 --> 00:56:34.079
sebastian who does not win what devastated i

00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:36.400
know i'm devastated devastated table flip what

00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:40.380
the fuck jerry jordan does jordan of course um

00:56:40.380 --> 00:56:43.579
it's the queen is revealed to be pidgey And then

00:56:43.579 --> 00:56:45.539
she makes this speech about how her life is not

00:56:45.539 --> 00:56:48.480
what they what it seems, but it's OK. She's going

00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:51.119
to be real. She is now. I have something to admit.

00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:54.699
I do my makeup before I do my TikToks every morning.

00:56:54.860 --> 00:56:57.500
Yeah. So I don't actually live in a rich, rich

00:56:57.500 --> 00:57:00.380
apartment complex. I live with my mom in a very

00:57:00.380 --> 00:57:02.800
not as nice place. Her please forgive me speech

00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:05.320
is not really that bad. Yeah. She's just going

00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.019
to come off as endearing and get more followers.

00:57:07.079 --> 00:57:09.340
It's all manipulative. Yeah. So she leaves. She

00:57:09.340 --> 00:57:11.820
doesn't take the crown. So then Alden runs up

00:57:11.820 --> 00:57:13.219
and she's like, I guess. It's me, and Matthew

00:57:13.219 --> 00:57:15.539
Lillard's like, no, you lost by a shit ton. It's

00:57:15.539 --> 00:57:18.559
not you. So the weird, the runner - A .K .A.

00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:19.960
the funniest part is that you were actually,

00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:21.340
like, fourth place or something like that. Yeah,

00:57:21.340 --> 00:57:23.619
the runner -up is this goth girl named Celeste.

00:57:23.659 --> 00:57:25.500
Which was kind of a forced punch line, but yeah.

00:57:25.500 --> 00:57:28.559
I like Celeste. I like her a lot. I like her

00:57:28.559 --> 00:57:30.880
a lot. She had one line previously we glossed

00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:32.039
over, which was kind of a forced - But I think

00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:34.719
goth girl, like, buzz head, black nose ring,

00:57:34.800 --> 00:57:36.659
please say. Yes, I like the fact that she won,

00:57:36.679 --> 00:57:41.789
but she's also, like, Because because her whole

00:57:41.789 --> 00:57:44.190
entire punch like she had one line before she

00:57:44.190 --> 00:57:46.590
wins prom queen and it's like All right, like

00:57:46.590 --> 00:57:48.469
I don't subscribe to the heteronormative idea

00:57:48.469 --> 00:57:52.190
of a prom king But if I did I'd vote for you.

00:57:52.210 --> 00:57:54.110
Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Right. Like again,

00:57:54.250 --> 00:57:55.690
I love her makeup I love what how she looks in

00:57:55.690 --> 00:57:58.369
the movie, but like it's great, but it's more

00:57:58.369 --> 00:58:01.230
like the punch line is just very stereotypical

00:58:01.230 --> 00:58:04.329
It's like okay. What it feels like boomer humor

00:58:04.329 --> 00:58:06.949
almost right? Do you know what I mean? Like,

00:58:07.090 --> 00:58:08.489
it's like, okay, like people don't actually talk

00:58:08.489 --> 00:58:10.349
like that. It's just because they could do it,

00:58:10.349 --> 00:58:12.369
so they do it. Yeah, it sucks because I like

00:58:12.369 --> 00:58:13.750
sluts. It's a little forced. I like sluts too.

00:58:14.489 --> 00:58:16.250
We're happy for sluts. We're happy for sluts.

00:58:17.190 --> 00:58:20.469
So Pidgey runs out. Guess who comes riding up

00:58:20.469 --> 00:58:23.869
on a horse to meet her? It's Cameron! And then

00:58:23.869 --> 00:58:26.090
Kiss Me is playing in the background. The song

00:58:26.090 --> 00:58:29.289
from the first movie. It's a remix though. It's

00:58:29.289 --> 00:58:31.489
a remix. It's a remix of the cover. You can't

00:58:31.489 --> 00:58:33.769
touch Sixpence. What's interesting here... It's

00:58:33.769 --> 00:58:35.969
a remix of the cover, yeah. We got some continuity

00:58:35.969 --> 00:58:38.730
breaks here though. So Pidgey gave this speech

00:58:38.730 --> 00:58:41.929
about how these photos of me are not me, this

00:58:41.929 --> 00:58:44.389
is who I am. Cameron doesn't have a smartphone,

00:58:44.650 --> 00:58:48.050
but when he rides up he's like, I saw your apology.

00:58:48.690 --> 00:58:51.949
How? How are you getting a horse with your non

00:58:51.949 --> 00:58:55.210
-existent smartphone, getting on, riding there,

00:58:55.369 --> 00:58:56.809
and then we find out like there was a trailer.

00:58:57.349 --> 00:58:59.630
But like, regardless, how did you watch this

00:58:59.630 --> 00:59:01.789
if you were like in transit? Like when did you

00:59:01.789 --> 00:59:03.769
unplug the horse from the car and then ride out?

00:59:03.769 --> 00:59:06.159
Right. Stuff had to be set up for this. It's

00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:07.539
it's it's annoying. But you know what? We're

00:59:07.539 --> 00:59:10.099
almost done So, you know, but he had said earlier

00:59:10.099 --> 00:59:12.659
in the film something about like who you are

00:59:12.659 --> 00:59:14.280
is not really who you are But you need to be

00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:16.539
who oh my god. No, no, no, no, no the line. I

00:59:16.539 --> 00:59:18.320
didn't write it down It was like it was like

00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:21.280
high school is full of people that are scared

00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:23.739
of who they truly are or something like that

00:59:23.739 --> 00:59:27.260
You know some forced bullshit. So and I said

00:59:27.260 --> 00:59:28.699
when he said it the first time like I bet they

00:59:28.699 --> 00:59:30.679
repeat that line Yeah, no, no, you're like I

00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:32.480
bet they're really proud of it and they he said

00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:35.269
and she's like somebody was fairy wise once said

00:59:35.269 --> 00:59:37.530
the high school is full of people that are scared

00:59:37.530 --> 00:59:39.590
of who they truly are. It's gotta be who you

00:59:39.590 --> 00:59:45.349
truly are. Chin yourself. Oh my god. So she gets

00:59:45.349 --> 00:59:49.949
off the horse, he forgives her, they kiss, and

00:59:49.949 --> 00:59:54.530
the movie fires. is over. Finally. Yes. And you

00:59:54.530 --> 00:59:57.130
get some, you know, funny montage and then you

00:59:57.130 --> 00:59:59.489
get to see what the bet really, what was the

00:59:59.489 --> 01:00:00.889
consequence of the bet? Right, right. They finally

01:00:00.889 --> 01:00:03.170
go on a trip. They were talking about going on

01:00:03.170 --> 01:00:05.090
a trip to... No, that was him and Nisha, but

01:00:05.090 --> 01:00:06.269
you know, it goes nowhere. Yeah, but like we

01:00:06.269 --> 01:00:08.989
wanted to travel and she's like, hi guys, I'm

01:00:08.989 --> 01:00:11.570
on my trip with my boyfriend. He's keeping me

01:00:11.570 --> 01:00:13.829
in check. I'm taking real pictures now. I'm taking

01:00:13.829 --> 01:00:15.590
real pictures now. I hope you guys like the new

01:00:15.590 --> 01:00:17.550
direction we're in. And then it's a montage of

01:00:17.550 --> 01:00:28.389
their photos together in like... do you want

01:00:28.389 --> 01:00:31.690
to take a guess what the bet was what like the

01:00:31.690 --> 01:00:33.690
loser like what happens to the loser just like

01:00:33.690 --> 01:00:37.630
it's very bad pictures no okay go bigger yeah

01:00:37.630 --> 01:00:39.269
go a little more permanent than that we'll say

01:00:39.269 --> 01:00:42.969
i don't know it's a tattoo of the word loser

01:00:42.969 --> 01:00:46.050
on your forearm that's that's it that's about

01:00:46.050 --> 01:00:52.139
their whole lives. So it ends with them. That's

01:00:52.139 --> 01:00:55.139
the photo of them. I would rather eat waffles

01:00:55.139 --> 01:00:59.300
for 24 hours. But we end on things unresolved.

01:00:59.500 --> 01:01:02.820
So we know Paget now evolved into fully Pidgeot.

01:01:03.199 --> 01:01:05.840
She's going off to NYU. What's he doing? He's

01:01:05.840 --> 01:01:08.940
taking that gap year. So Jill thinks they break

01:01:08.940 --> 01:01:13.199
up six months later. Guaranteed. I don't know,

01:01:13.380 --> 01:01:14.820
man. He's not bettering himself. He just said

01:01:14.820 --> 01:01:17.679
a lot of deep shit, you know? I mean, he does

01:01:17.679 --> 01:01:18.900
have the six pack, but I guarantee you no. He

01:01:18.900 --> 01:01:20.780
does have the six pack. Yeah, but it's underneath,

01:01:20.780 --> 01:01:22.460
like, the most pretentious fake attitude ever.

01:01:22.519 --> 01:01:25.760
So it's one month for each pack, right? Each

01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:27.139
app, right? No, I bet they get through halfway

01:01:27.139 --> 01:01:29.800
through freshman year, and then she has the effect

01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:32.059
that he's holding her back with his useless,

01:01:32.460 --> 01:01:34.519
not... He's not doing anything with his life.

01:01:34.539 --> 01:01:36.889
Yeah. He's taking pictures of trash and telling

01:01:36.889 --> 01:01:39.389
people it's art. All right. We need to jump to

01:01:39.389 --> 01:01:41.829
ratings. We need to. We are on a journey here.

01:01:42.030 --> 01:01:45.429
Oh, I give this movie one out of five smart food

01:01:45.429 --> 01:01:48.670
ads. One? Okay. It's a flat. This is not the

01:01:48.670 --> 01:01:50.210
worst movie I've seen. I got an Awe out of it.

01:01:50.250 --> 01:01:52.670
I can't say zero. This is not the worst movie

01:01:52.670 --> 01:01:54.510
I've seen. I would say this movie is harmless

01:01:54.510 --> 01:01:57.730
because it... Just stupid. It's just fucking

01:01:57.730 --> 01:01:59.969
stupid. Exactly. Like you see the trailer, you

01:01:59.969 --> 01:02:01.909
know exactly what this fucking movie is. Like

01:02:01.909 --> 01:02:03.710
I said, you could throw darts at a dartboard.

01:02:04.070 --> 01:02:06.190
It is nothing more, nothing less. It is not the

01:02:06.190 --> 01:02:08.369
most offensive movie I've ever seen. More Matthew

01:02:08.369 --> 01:02:09.789
Lillard though. It is not worthwhile. Should

01:02:09.789 --> 01:02:11.769
have had more Matthew Lillard. And Sebastian.

01:02:12.429 --> 01:02:14.869
It's Sebastian. It is Sebastian. I already know

01:02:14.869 --> 01:02:18.010
what my behind the bat is for a TikTok. So because

01:02:18.010 --> 01:02:20.510
of Matthew Lillard. Yep. So yeah. There should

01:02:20.510 --> 01:02:22.289
have been more Matthew Lillard. It's a flat one

01:02:22.289 --> 01:02:24.630
for me, but like it's not - One out of what though?

01:02:25.039 --> 01:02:28.099
What was your scale? Smart food. Smart food.

01:02:28.980 --> 01:02:32.320
Okay. Fine. Another blatant ad. Fine. One out

01:02:32.320 --> 01:02:35.719
of, one TikTok out of five. That's it. Okay.

01:02:36.340 --> 01:02:39.179
All right. That's it. Flat out. Thank you guys

01:02:39.179 --> 01:02:41.219
for tuning in to Game For A Movie where we ask,

01:02:41.480 --> 01:02:43.119
are you game for a movie? I've been your host,

01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:46.800
Mike. Joined by Andre and Jill. Thank you very

01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:48.559
much. We'll see you next time, guys. Thanks for

01:02:48.559 --> 01:02:50.300
listening. Bye. Bye.