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That sound means it's another Game for a Movie

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podcast. It is episode 20, guys. Wow. We've made

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it 20 episodes. Wow. Time flies. I've been here

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for most of them. That's right. Time flies when

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you're recording pods, you know? Exactly. I was

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expecting a special guest. We had a buddy of

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ours say he would jump in, but unfortunately,

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kids get in the way. Yeah. Yeah, you teased the

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hell out of me all week. I was so excited. I

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did, and I feel like a little bit of a cock tease

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there. Yeah. Very cocky of you. If you did not

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know, this show is explicit. I guess so, yeah.

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Yeah, if you follow our Instagram page, for one,

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I apologize for my language, but also, I apologize

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to absolutely no one. What a great promo me and

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Andre just did. Yeah, right? Yeah. There we go.

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You can watch it later on our Instagram story,

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because I know you're going to regret it. Woo!

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But guys, um... We have a spoiler warning ahead.

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Okay. Because you are going to jump into some

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things. Yeah. For Detective Pikachu. Yes. For

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Sonic the Hedgehog. Yes. For Don't Fuck With

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Cats. And of course, Fantasy Island. Hey, what

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a great TV show. I really hope they don't make

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it into a horror movie. Great idea. God, it sounds

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almost as bad as making a video game into a movie.

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Like, what the fuck? Yeah, seriously, though.

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Times two. Yeah, right. So we're going to jump

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into the, what are we drinking? Okay, yeah. I

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will start. I am drinking a Struts beer called

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Kolsch This. If you know anything about my love

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for the Struts and their song Kiss This. Oh,

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gotcha. And it's made by Southern Grist in Nashville.

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Big shout out to Ben and Alicia who live in Nashville

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who gave me the beer, as well as we were thinking

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about them and everybody in Nashville. So thank

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you guys very much for the beer. Hope you guys

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are all right. Everything like that. Cool. Andre,

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what are you drinking? I am drinking Loverboy

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Cider. from shacksbury uh i like this beer or

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cider rather uh because it has the word boy three

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times on the on the it does this is your type

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of beer it's just my cider it's my type of cider

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you know sometimes you're in a boy cider mood

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you know this one's for the boys sure that's

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what it means i love it yeah that's cute uh mitchell

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I got Connecticut tap water. Nice! Oh, nice!

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Yeah, so shouts to Lent. I'm not religious at

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all, but this is something I grew up with and

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I still do to this day. So, of the past couple

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years, I've been doing beer as something I give

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up. So, yeah, I'm continuing with that tradition

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this time around. There you go. A little tap

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water for you. Big shout out to tap water from

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Connecticut. Yeah, it tastes pretty good. I don't

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feel sick. It looks like you're almost out. Do

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you need some more here? No, I'm good. I'm all

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right. But thank you. But, yes, you get it. Okay.

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I will start with the good movie because then

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we'll come back around because I also saw the

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bad movie. Right. So we'll go all the way around

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like this way. Okay. I'm talking about a movie

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that Mitchell has told me he really wants to

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hear about. Yes. It's technically a miniseries,

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but it's three hours, three episodes. So it's

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called Don't Fuck With Cats. Yeah. I have been

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on a train of... batshit crazy documentaries.

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Shoutouts to Tickled. Yeah, huge shoutout to

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Tickled. Tickled's great, man. It's fucked up

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beyond belief, but it's great. Tell me about

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this one. We will talk about Don't Fuck With

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Cats. So the whole premise of this movie is this

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video shows up on the internet of this guy cats.

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And they don't show the actual act, but they

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show as close as they get to it without showing

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the act. So, for example, the first one, he sticks

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them in a vacuum sealed bag and then sucks the

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air out. It's very gruesome. And so it's a very

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tough watch. So, please, I'm giving you a heads

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up now. If you do not want to see cute little

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kittens get murdered, do not watch this movie

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slash TV show, I guess. It shows you Him putting

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them in the bag, you hear the vacuum, but you

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don't see it, and then it shows the aftermath.

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Where do you post this awful content? YouTube.

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What? Jesus Christ. So they didn't take that

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shit down? Well, maybe it got put somewhere else.

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I don't remember, but it started pretty much

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on YouTube. Wow. This guy has his channel. His

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name is Luca Magnata. I did remember it. Well

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done. Which is his model name. And basically

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the idea is this video pops up. These people

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start a Facebook group like we're going to find

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this fucker and we're going to kill him or we're

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going to do whatever we can to find this guy.

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Cat justice. Cat justice. And... Meow. As it

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goes on, there's more animals that get killed.

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There's a human that gets killed. This guy is

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progressing. Yes. Does he also take this? Just

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to the point of death. Oh, yeah. With the human?

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No, he tapes all of it. The movie itself just

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shows you up until the murder. Oh, my God. I

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thought that was, like, his thing. No. Like,

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I'm going to show everything but the actual death.

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No, they actually, like, he actually filmed the

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murder. I would like to retroactively take away

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my want to hear about this movie. Yes. Because

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now I sound like a monster for being curious.

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Yeah. Am I a monster for watching it? No. Honestly,

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the byline you gave for this movie made it sound

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very interesting. I'm kind of curious because

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I hadn't heard about it before at all. Curious

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like a cat? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, I guess so.

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I'm just curious like a cat. I'm so happy with

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that. Oh, my God. I shouldn't be, but I am. Okay,

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so this guy literally was starting with small

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animals before killing a human. Yes. So this

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is a serial killer. Yes. Or maybe he has to do

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multiple. Basically, he only killed one person,

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so he's not a serial killer. He's a singular

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killer. But at the same time, he is kind of a

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serial killer. But the idea is, so they start

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this Facebook group to try to find him. And,

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like, these people spearhead it that are leading

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the charge. And they look at everything in the

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room that this is filmed in. And they're like,

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oh, those outlets. Have anybody seen where those

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outlets are? Because they look different than

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USA outlets. And the stuff on the wall, the blanket,

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whatever, like, the window, they made, this guy

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made a 3D rendering of the room so everybody

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can put in their stuff where they're just like,

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oh, observation about this. This is from... So

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and so. Jeez. And so it's like, it's crazy. Then

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one of the things that they found is they found

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this guy and they're just like, it's this guy,

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Luca Magnata, who has been on the run and they

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found that he has created all these Facebook

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pages to. Put out these good words about him

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like Luca Magnata. He's so hot Luca Magnata He's

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fierce like that kind of stuff and he uses the

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same language in all of them so they were like

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oh he's making all these things up because He

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is creating this following because he's a model

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and he got rejected as a model so now he's just

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like I need to Create this following so everybody

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wants me in demand kind of thing and he's batshit

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It does a lot with basic instinct. He is in love

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with the movie Basic Instinct. Okay. Including

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at the trial, he keeps bringing up this guy,

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Henry, who is the name of the husband in Basic

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Instinct. Oh. And he's referring to him as a

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real -life person? Is that it? So his mother

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is in the movie. Right. And is just like, oh,

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this Henry, he was making him do all this stuff.

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Oh, he made him do it. He made my son kill this

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person. And there's no Henry. Like, you realize

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that it's all part of his delusion of basic instinct.

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How did he kill the human? So, he took him home

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with the promise of gay sex, gay relationships.

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Sure. And tied him down and stabbed him repeatedly.

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Oh, Jesus. This is like American Psycho stuff.

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But above the... So, this is all thought out

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again, remember. So, this video camera is watching

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it. and above him is a poster for Basic Instinct.

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Oh, gotcha. What the hell? And he killed him

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by stabbing him with an ice pick, which is the

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same way that the main girl in Basic Instinct

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killed the husband with an ice pick. Wow. And,

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like, it's just, it's, it's... It's insanity.

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It's crazy. It's amazing, the Facebook group,

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how much they decode and they find out and that

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the police don't believe them and it may have

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stopped him earlier. And one of the things that

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they found on his page was he took this picture

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of his balcony, from his balcony, and the guy,

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I can't remember his name, but the main guy in

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this, in the Facebook group, goes and says, oh,

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he's in Canada. I know that. And, like, I can

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figure this out because it's this specific gas

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station and this specific corner because he saw

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it in the background. Wow. And he figured out

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where his apartment was from that. Wow. Jesus.

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Was the main guy, was he also Canadian? No. Because

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it's like, how would you even, like, think of

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just being like, oh, we could just deduce it

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down to this gas station. I can't remember how

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they found out it was Canada and, like, they

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found out the town. Okay. So then it limited

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it because there's only these four gas stations,

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and then he took Google Earth and flipped it

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around. That building looks familiar kind of

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thing. It's funny because you hear a lot of incidents

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where internet sleuthing could actually be very

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harmful to actual police detective work. Like

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the most notable one in my mind is from the Boston

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bombing. Correct. I was thinking the exact same

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thing. Yeah. But this one, it sounds like it

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was legitimate. It actually helped. Or no. It

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didn't, though, because they never really got

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their information across until it was too late.

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Gotcha. And so, like, it's one of those things

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where it's a double -edged sword because you

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watch this now and you're just like, oh, I'm

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going to be the vigilante. I'm going to do good.

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Yeah. And the police is just like... stay out

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of it you know like stay out of it because your

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information could lead the wrong way and then

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this guy goes and kills another person right

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wow and they found him in berlin i think or like

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somewhere in germany i can't remember exactly

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where yeah and it was just one of those things

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where the main girl got like messaged and just

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like the video of it it somehow made it on the

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internet and was just like holy fuck we need

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to we need to do whatever yeah and she swears

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Like, nobody's business, so I actually really

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liked her. I thought she was funny. Sure. But

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yeah, so it's... She also is, like, she works

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security for casinos. Okay, so she's used to

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going over surveillance footage or something

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like that? Okay, got it. So it's not like it's

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just you or me grabbing a computer and going

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boom, boom, boom. It's somebody that works in

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this way. But at the same time... Luca was sending

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her messages, like, oh, I wonder what your bosses

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at this casino think of you doing this in your

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spare time. I wonder how that 20 -minute ride

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home is going to be, and just threatening her

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the whole time, too. So it's a creepy movie,

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but it's very good. It's batshit, like I said.

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3 .5. Trying to think of something positive.

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Cat Lives? Because then you have a lot left over.

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Yeah, maybe. 8 .5 cat lives out of 5. Sure. Sure.

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Yay! Yay! Yay! It's a quick watch. You watch

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the first hour and you get hooked. And then,

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like, it's just the next two hours are butter.

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It feels like one of those Netflix series that

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actually has an ending. Because a lot of these

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true crime ones are so open -ended. It's just

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like, we got this far, but there's still, like...

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Courts are still happening, or trials are still

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happening. Right, right, right. You never get

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that satisfying ending. It sounds like this actually

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has... And it's because the court case, this

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happened in, like, 2017, 2018. Okay, okay. And

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so, like, it was end of 2019 that they were going

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back and looking at it. Right. And, like, realizing

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all the stuff they had done. Gotcha. So, I'm

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going to stop talking about it because I still

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have a bad movie to go through, and you're going

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to get sick of my voice. Hey! So we go to Andre.

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I'm already sick of it. What? Oh, sorry. It's

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not the same effect of what I do with the aws

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myself. So yeah, I went to go see that there,

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uh, the Hedgehog movie. I watched a rodent proceed

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swiftly across the silver screen and it was,

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you know, yeah. You know, it was fun. I had a

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fun time. This is definitely a kids movie, first

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and foremost. And if I didn't have the attachment

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to the IP growing up, I definitely wouldn't have

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enjoyed it nearly as much as I did. But goddammit,

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I still had fun. This movie is very predictable,

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narrative -wise. You guys can guess exactly what

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happens throughout the entire trailer. They win.

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Yes. Good. Yeah. Spoilers. Yeah. Jim Carrey gets

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to be funny? He does! Hey! Yes! Jim Carrey is...

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That doesn't happen always. I know! Yeah, he

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chooses really weird parts. He does. And I'm

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really happy that they kind of just let him do

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his thing. You know what I mean? Like, they didn't

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tell him, like... Like, I was kind of worried

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that they would be like, okay, here is the Dr.

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Robotnik character from the video games. He has

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to say this catchphrase or whatever. And it's

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like, because honestly, the... Character's not

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super compelling, in my opinion. Sorry if you

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have any big Sonic fans out there. He's not a

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great video game villain, just in general. There

00:14:08.210 --> 00:14:10.649
are some hardcore Sonic fans that are gonna come

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out for blood. That's fine, they can come after

00:14:12.450 --> 00:14:16.370
me. So yeah, it literally is just Jim Carrey

00:14:16.370 --> 00:14:21.070
channeling his 90s roles again. Basically, his

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Dr. Robotnik is if Ace Ventura was an absolute

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fucking sociopathic dick who was good with making

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drones. Okay. Yeah. He kind of steals the scenery

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a little bit. And he does well emoting against,

00:14:37.129 --> 00:14:41.129
as Mitchell Sullivan put it before the podcast,

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against the tennis ball of a CGI hedgehog. tennis

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ball yeah let's see some of the jokes were like

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I mean you know whatever some of the jokes were

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hit and miss I was like you know kind of grinning

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at stuff this uh the movie does do really well

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with like all like the kind of little subtle

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nods you know they kind of sneak in they do a

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good job of sneaking in references without it

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being like point the camera like remember that

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from the games haha you know woodland critters

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and rings like so there are no woodland critters

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which I was kind of bummed out by but there are

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rings the way that they handle the rings are

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the MacGuffin and that in this movie, Sonic is

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from another... and he can use rings. And they

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work like Doctor Strange, like, sling rings,

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right? They do, yeah, yeah. So he throws out

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rings and becomes a portal to another world,

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which, you know, like, okay, cool, that's how

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they interpreted, like, you go through a giant

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ring and you go to the next level or something

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like that. Okay, sure, yeah. Yeah. Did you guys

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dig it? Yes, again, narratively, that's the weakest

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part. Like, just the whole setup with Sonic,

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like, he's in the other, he's in Mobius, I think

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is what it's called, and there's this character

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who, like, it's like a, it's a talking owl named

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Longclaw. who looks really bizarre like she looks

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too like she's supposed to be like Sonic's mother

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character or whatever like took her in took him

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in even though like he has this great power of

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running fast and all of these great power of

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running fast yeah no it's like oh Sonic wherever

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you'll go they'll always the people will always

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try to hunt you down for your powers if you have

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to live by yourself or whatever then they get

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overrun by echidnas, like Knuckles. What? Yeah,

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yeah. Oh, okay. So that was a cool, like, oh,

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hey, look, it's the tribe. It's kind of Knuckles,

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but not really. Do they have the boxing gloves

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and everything? No, Knuckles is the one with

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the boxing gloves, but he's from, like, a specific

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tribe of echidnas or whatever, and so that was

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them, I guess. I kind of regret looking up the

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cast list because I think I spoiled myself on

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it. Yeah? Okay. Well, I'll tell you what happens

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at the after -credits scene after this, but yeah.

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Would you like to see? I'm never going to watch

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this movie. Okay. Like, in my life. Well, I wasn't

00:16:33.940 --> 00:16:36.720
going to say it, but yeah. Oh, no way! Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, keep going. So... Yeah,

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whatever. Basically, that's the reason for him

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coming to Earth. He throws his ring and goes

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to Earth, and he hides there in seclusion in

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the middle of Green Hills, Montana. Oh, I see.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, Green Hills.

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Green Hills, yeah. Green Hills zone. Okay, yeah.

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There it is. There it is. They did it. I remember.

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Basically, his whole character arc is that he

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doesn't have a family, he doesn't have friends,

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and he wants to have friends. So pretty bog standard

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in terms of like... Are you talking about Sonic

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or James Marsden? Sonic. Well, James Marsden,

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his whole thing is like, I'm a... It could have

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gone either way. Well, that's the thing. He's

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like, well, I'm just a down -to -earth cop, you

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know, that works for a small town. Of course

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he's a fucking cop. Yeah, he's a cop. He's like

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one of two cops in a small podunk town in Montana,

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and he wants to go. He's up for promotion to

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go to San Francisco to be with the big kid, like

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the big... San Fran what? San Francisco. Cisco?

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Yeah, Cisco. Okay, gotcha. What? I heard Disco.

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San Francisco, bro. Yeah, I was just like, wait.

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I think we're looking for another Sonic pun on

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there. Yeah, I was just like, yeah, okay. Where's

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Casino Zone? Casino Zone? You mean Canto Bight?

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Dude, dog, bro. Ugh. Shut up, nerd. I love the

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last shut up. And yeah, so James Martin's obviously

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the human partner character for Sonic. He's the

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one that Sonic is talking to the most. You mean

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the guy that has to do all of the movies with

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the CGI animals? Yes, exactly. And he does an

00:18:16.250 --> 00:18:17.990
admirable job of making it look like he's actually

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talking to somebody on the screen. They have

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some chemistry, I suppose. But yeah, I don't

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know. It was a fun time. I had some good laughs.

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Jim Carrey was awesome in it, and they did the

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classic thing where they sequel baited it. Of

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course. Because at the end, it's like Jim Carrey,

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if you've seen him in the commercials, he does,

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in the trailers, he... has his full head of hair,

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slicked back and everything. At the end, Jim

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Carrey loses, and then he goes to Mushroom Zone,

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I think, or whatever, from the game, some Sonic

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3, I think. Don't we all go to Mushroom Zone?

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Yeah, right. Who doesn't go to Mushroom Zone

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sometimes? Holland is great. Basically, his giant

00:18:55.769 --> 00:18:59.109
drum blew up in his face, so that's how he has

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the goggles on with the exploded sideburn hair

00:19:03.190 --> 00:19:04.910
or whatever, and that's kind of how he looks

00:19:04.910 --> 00:19:08.170
closer to the classic Eggman. Okay. And he's

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just like, oh, like, you know, they kind of leave

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the sequel hanging out for him trying to basically,

00:19:12.829 --> 00:19:14.349
they're implying that he's going to take over

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the world as, like, the Mushroom Zone world or

00:19:16.789 --> 00:19:20.150
whatever. Oh, okay. And then after credit scene,

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I think you guys were looking at that, they tease

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Tails at the very end. So is he actually in it?

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Is he in a robot? It's just Tails. He's not in

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a robot. And I think they imply that Tails and

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Sonic don't know each other yet or something.

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Because he's literally like, oh. He has a little

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device thing, like a tracker thing. I think it's

00:19:36.329 --> 00:19:39.750
sensing Sonic's power. Sonic randomly, his Sonic

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speed causes electrical surges or whatever. Sonic

00:19:42.329 --> 00:19:44.849
boom. Yeah, Sonic boom, I guess. Right. So he

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runs super fast. He causes a whole power outage.

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And that's how robots work. Robotnik finds him

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because the government hires the drone expert

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to take down this thing. So, yeah, that's kind

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of, like, they almost did this thing where I

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thought they were going to do, like, the supersonic

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thing, which is literally just Sonic going Super

00:20:01.140 --> 00:20:03.559
Saiyan. They did not quite do that, but that's

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because there were no Chaos Emeralds in this

00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:06.660
movie. They're saving that for the next one,

00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:07.980
I suppose. You've got to have Knuckles involved

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if you're talking Chaos Emeralds. Yeah, exactly.

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Right, right. That I remember. Yeah. Let's see.

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This movie is lousy with advertisements. I'm

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sure you guys have heard about it. I heard the

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product placement is through the roof. It is

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insane. Dude, give me the greatest hits. What's

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the most shameless product placement? So there

00:20:27.819 --> 00:20:29.799
are two main product placements in here. Zillow,

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which is the weirdest one, and then two huge

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Olive Garden ones. You want me to go break them

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down real quick? I have seen Olive Garden. It's

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one of them. Yeah, yeah. Keep going. Cool. So

00:20:38.420 --> 00:20:41.000
in the Zillow one, it's the context. Because

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kids need to go to Zillow. No, so yeah. Literally,

00:20:43.779 --> 00:20:46.160
it's like James Morrison and his wife, they're

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talking in their house, like, oh, man, I think

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I got the job. I think we're going to go to San

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Francisco. And she's like, oh, great. I'm already

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looking at apartments on Zillow. Oh my gosh.

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And so to write her out of the plot for a little

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bit, she goes ahead to San Francisco. The whole

00:21:03.859 --> 00:21:06.059
thing is that, oh, Sonic loses his rings. They

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get accidentally transported to San Francisco

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because he throws the ring to San Francisco.

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The bag of rings are in San Francisco. And he

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needs the rings. So that's their travel cross

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-country thing. Anyways, James Marsden's in Green

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Hills. She's in San Francisco living with her

00:21:21.500 --> 00:21:23.829
sister -in -law. and I think what is it they're

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on the phone and they're talking about like like

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the sister -in -law doesn't like James Morrison

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for some reason even though they seem to be in

00:21:30.410 --> 00:21:32.049
a very healthy relationship but she's like you

00:21:32.049 --> 00:21:34.470
know like no I think you should get a divorce

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I don't like him or whatever and then she like

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asks His wife, like, asking about his dating,

00:21:40.660 --> 00:21:42.640
like, how many dating apps he has. And then she's

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like, like, babe, you know I don't have any apps

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on my phone besides the default and Olive Garden.

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Because when you're there, and then she finishes,

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you're family. And I'm like, no. Yes. No. Yep.

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Was it a sincere thing? Like, they're just being

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a cute couple and just saying, or is she just

00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:02.640
making fun of them? Like, oh, you're really going

00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:05.140
to say this shit? Kind of. Like, in the middle,

00:22:05.180 --> 00:22:07.240
I would say. She's like, she does like the little,

00:22:07.319 --> 00:22:09.380
like, all right. Eye roll. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:09.500 --> 00:22:13.799
But not quite enough for it to be ironic. Yeah.

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And then, the last one is my favorite. After,

00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:21.279
you know, the climax and everything, Robotnik's,

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like, sent to the other dimension. The government,

00:22:24.339 --> 00:22:26.400
oh, yeah, halfway through the movie, James Marsden

00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:28.180
becomes a fugitive wanted by the state because

00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:29.740
he's harboring Sonic the Hedgehog, you know,

00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:32.579
whatever. So he's, like, you know, public enemy

00:22:32.579 --> 00:22:35.480
number one. So they wipe away all of that by

00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:37.279
having, like, the government guy, the CIA guy,

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go to their house in Green Hills being like,

00:22:39.359 --> 00:22:41.700
we're sorry about all this, you know, we're just

00:22:41.700 --> 00:22:43.599
gonna pretend this. never happened and I think

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this will be recompense enough or whatever he

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gives them a big manila envelope and then like

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James Brown's like oh like what's inside it and

00:22:50.200 --> 00:22:53.680
he opens it up and it's a $50 gift card to Olive

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Garden. Oh, my God. And the guy at the CAH is

00:22:57.319 --> 00:22:59.059
like, try the unlimited breadsticks. They're

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delicious. My thing is, is this... Because it's

00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:05.380
no secret the post -production nightmare that

00:23:05.380 --> 00:23:08.220
this movie went through. Right. Very expensive,

00:23:08.400 --> 00:23:11.200
I'm sure, to entirely remake Sonic to make him

00:23:11.200 --> 00:23:15.119
look cute. Is this how they paid for it? I don't

00:23:15.119 --> 00:23:18.259
think so. So here's the thing, right? Zillow

00:23:18.259 --> 00:23:20.839
paid for it. Zillow paid for it. So, I mean,

00:23:20.859 --> 00:23:22.420
and I could have gotten this wrong, but I read

00:23:22.420 --> 00:23:25.019
in interviews that they didn't do any reshoots

00:23:25.019 --> 00:23:27.400
at all. It was literally the only... Just fix

00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:30.259
the furry badger teeth. Right, like that first

00:23:30.259 --> 00:23:32.079
trailer we saw, the shooting was done and they

00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:34.359
didn't go back to fix that. It was all just post

00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:36.539
-production stuff of redesigning Sonic. Wow.

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And on that note, this movie would have been...

00:23:39.789 --> 00:23:41.930
way less enjoyable had it been the original one,

00:23:41.990 --> 00:23:44.390
because the whole original Sonic awful character

00:23:44.390 --> 00:23:46.990
design, because the characters interact and talk

00:23:46.990 --> 00:23:49.470
to Sonic, like, oh, he's so cute, look at this

00:23:49.470 --> 00:23:51.470
cute little hedgehog, which, like, sort of works,

00:23:51.509 --> 00:23:53.309
you know? Like, he looks good. I like the way

00:23:53.309 --> 00:23:55.609
he looks in the new redesign. He looks fine,

00:23:55.650 --> 00:23:57.009
yeah. But, like, if he was that nightmare creature

00:23:57.009 --> 00:23:59.190
in that weird Uncanny Valley territory, that

00:23:59.190 --> 00:24:01.849
would have just not landed at all. Still better

00:24:01.849 --> 00:24:04.299
than Cats. Yeah. I think that's where we're heading,

00:24:04.420 --> 00:24:06.339
right? It's just like, we have this technology,

00:24:06.339 --> 00:24:09.339
but not quite enough to make these rendered animals

00:24:09.339 --> 00:24:11.519
look completely real. The only thing that worked

00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:14.380
was Lion King, but people didn't enjoy it because

00:24:14.380 --> 00:24:16.759
the animals aren't cute anymore. Simba wasn't

00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:18.759
necessarily the cutest thing to look at. It's

00:24:18.759 --> 00:24:21.160
hard to make those lions look damn good, but

00:24:21.160 --> 00:24:23.380
it's hard to make them emote super well. Exactly.

00:24:23.660 --> 00:24:26.759
They seem bored. Yeah, it's just like they look

00:24:26.759 --> 00:24:30.140
like animals, like living animal lives. An animal

00:24:30.140 --> 00:24:33.940
doesn't smile. Right. you know, cry. Yeah, and

00:24:33.940 --> 00:24:38.000
for Pumbaa to be, like, this awful gray -looking

00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:40.319
color as opposed to, like, that beautiful red

00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:42.440
that he was before, like, I don't know. It's,

00:24:42.440 --> 00:24:44.920
like, all these little things that make, I don't

00:24:44.920 --> 00:24:48.200
know, the connection better. Right. Yeah, definitely.

00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:50.960
And you know what? I do, on that note, with the

00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.880
Sonic redesign, I can tell that there was a lot

00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:54.920
of love put into that. Like, there was that genuine,

00:24:54.980 --> 00:24:57.539
like, hey, we want the dude right by the fans,

00:24:57.700 --> 00:25:00.759
you know, as much as they could, at least. I

00:25:00.759 --> 00:25:02.960
mean, so I've been kind of negative on this movie,

00:25:03.059 --> 00:25:04.940
but it was still, like, honestly, as a kids movie,

00:25:05.119 --> 00:25:07.220
it's fun. I think it's watchable for parents.

00:25:07.259 --> 00:25:08.940
Like, if you take your kids to this, you won't

00:25:08.940 --> 00:25:10.619
be, like, rolling your eyes the whole entire

00:25:10.619 --> 00:25:13.180
time. But it's not nearly on the same level as

00:25:13.180 --> 00:25:15.640
other kids movies that, like, you know, that

00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:17.640
actually have, you know, really meaningful plot

00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:19.579
and character development that made me feel something,

00:25:19.680 --> 00:25:21.440
you know? Like, this ain't even, this Toy Story,

00:25:21.740 --> 00:25:24.599
this ain't, you know? Right. So let's get a rating

00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:26.880
before we jump to another family -friendly movie

00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:29.460
that may make somebody feel some way. All right.

00:25:29.970 --> 00:25:32.490
I will give, on that note, I will give Sonic

00:25:32.490 --> 00:25:35.529
three $50 Olive Garden gift cards out of five.

00:25:35.569 --> 00:25:38.450
That's $150. It is. That's a lot of breadsticks.

00:25:38.549 --> 00:25:41.009
That's a ton of breadsticks. Because at Olive

00:25:41.009 --> 00:25:43.480
Garden, you're family. You're family. I've never

00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:46.559
been to an Olive Garden. Okay, moving on. Really?

00:25:46.819 --> 00:25:49.960
Wait, really? Dude, yeah. If I have, I honestly

00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:52.519
have not. I don't remember. He didn't grow up

00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:54.400
in the Midwest like we did. That was kind of

00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:56.119
our only option for Italian. It's not anything

00:25:56.119 --> 00:25:58.299
bad because you don't need to go to Olive Garden.

00:25:58.299 --> 00:26:00.880
No, it's not good. It's just surprising. Those

00:26:00.880 --> 00:26:03.660
type of restaurants I remember going to, Cheesecake

00:26:03.660 --> 00:26:07.539
Factory and Chili's. I would say Chili's and

00:26:07.539 --> 00:26:09.079
Olive Garden are on a similar level. Maybe Olive

00:26:09.079 --> 00:26:11.480
Garden is half a step above that. Dude, Chili's

00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:13.150
is better. No, no, no. I'm not talking about,

00:26:13.170 --> 00:26:15.069
like, better. I'm talking about, like, classy.

00:26:15.329 --> 00:26:16.809
Oh, yeah, yeah. I feel like they're the same

00:26:16.809 --> 00:26:19.410
tier. Yeah. Yeah, you go to an aloe vera at the

00:26:19.410 --> 00:26:22.589
mall. Right. Sponsor us. Anyway. When you're

00:26:22.589 --> 00:26:25.609
there, you're family. All right, moving on. So

00:26:25.609 --> 00:26:28.910
this is a movie that all of the three normal...

00:26:29.650 --> 00:26:32.230
co -hosts on this podcast. The normal people.

00:26:32.829 --> 00:26:35.809
Because we've had cameos, right? I thought you

00:26:35.809 --> 00:26:37.809
were saying we were normal versus you. Oh, no,

00:26:37.869 --> 00:26:40.509
no, no. Just like the normal co -hosts. Yes,

00:26:40.509 --> 00:26:42.730
the regular co -hosts. He's abnormal. I'm abnormal.

00:26:42.849 --> 00:26:45.890
I'm abnormal. So T -Dog, R .I .P. He's not with

00:26:45.890 --> 00:26:48.910
us right now. R .I .P.? I love how you gestured

00:26:48.910 --> 00:26:50.490
to the empty chair next to you. That was like

00:26:50.490 --> 00:26:52.490
a nice detail. I like that. Yeah, he'll come

00:26:52.490 --> 00:26:53.990
back. He's busy getting hookers in Montreal.

00:26:54.230 --> 00:26:56.630
Oh, yeah, we didn't play our game. Yeah, we didn't.

00:26:56.730 --> 00:26:58.069
I'm going to go with that one, though. Yeah,

00:26:58.069 --> 00:27:00.630
sure. Mike and Andre they had all seen this movie

00:27:00.630 --> 00:27:02.750
probably a year ago now whenever it came out

00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:05.009
so I just finally came around to seeing it because

00:27:05.009 --> 00:27:08.670
it's on HBO Pokemon Detective Pikachu and also

00:27:08.670 --> 00:27:10.789
because he has to earn his spot back onto the

00:27:10.789 --> 00:27:13.450
podcast apparently yeah according to T -Dog T

00:27:13.450 --> 00:27:15.809
-Dog is just like yeah dude T -Dog's a hot shot

00:27:15.809 --> 00:27:17.710
he won the popularity contest by three votes

00:27:17.710 --> 00:27:20.430
and he's like I own this podcast now yeah and

00:27:20.430 --> 00:27:23.210
so I had to earn my way back and here I am about

00:27:23.210 --> 00:27:25.869
to shit on a movie that made T -Dog's top five

00:27:25.869 --> 00:27:29.349
list of 2019 just Just a reminder. Just a reminder.

00:27:29.690 --> 00:27:31.950
Top five. If you want to talk about a predictable

00:27:31.950 --> 00:27:34.809
movie, here's one for you. I predicted the end

00:27:34.809 --> 00:27:37.549
of this movie a year ago. Dude, yes. Based on

00:27:37.549 --> 00:27:39.349
the trailer. That was awesome. You can hear that

00:27:39.349 --> 00:27:42.150
in our podcast. We kept that in. Oh, yeah. We

00:27:42.150 --> 00:27:43.930
kept it in. Oh, my God. That was amazing. Yeah.

00:27:44.029 --> 00:27:46.230
Yeah. I remember the look on everyone's faces

00:27:46.230 --> 00:27:48.630
when I said, oh, Ryan Reynolds comes out of Pikachu,

00:27:48.869 --> 00:27:51.490
right? And then everyone's just like. what what

00:27:51.490 --> 00:27:56.170
do you want to know yeah right and that's when

00:27:56.170 --> 00:27:59.069
i realized this movie was not for me yeah so

00:27:59.069 --> 00:28:01.569
a year later i realized hey it's actually called

00:28:01.569 --> 00:28:04.269
pokemon detective pikachu it's based on a video

00:28:04.269 --> 00:28:06.930
game and the production company with it along

00:28:06.930 --> 00:28:09.920
with nintendo obviously is toho who actually

00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:12.380
makes the Godzilla movies. Oh, okay. So that

00:28:12.380 --> 00:28:15.599
made me very excited. I'm like, cool, Toho. That's

00:28:15.599 --> 00:28:19.200
a big part of my childhood, the Godzilla movies.

00:28:19.339 --> 00:28:23.319
And another Godzilla tie -in here. The guy who

00:28:23.319 --> 00:28:27.380
says, let them fight in the 2014 Godzilla is

00:28:27.380 --> 00:28:29.680
in this? He's in it. He's like the grizzled detective.

00:28:29.940 --> 00:28:32.059
He's like, just walk away. The police chief.

00:28:32.099 --> 00:28:35.619
Yeah. And he just chews up like maybe 10 lines

00:28:35.619 --> 00:28:37.960
of dialogue or whatever he has. Ken Watanabe,

00:28:38.039 --> 00:28:40.119
I think is his name. Yeah, Ken Watanabe. That's

00:28:40.119 --> 00:28:43.099
it. And my favorite part of the Gareth Edwards

00:28:43.099 --> 00:28:46.819
2014 Godzilla movie is all those slow camera

00:28:46.819 --> 00:28:49.039
push -ins on his face as he's about to say something

00:28:49.039 --> 00:28:52.119
epic. And he got to say all of the epic. lines

00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:54.539
he got to say the Godzilla name for the first

00:28:54.539 --> 00:28:57.480
time he's like it's Godzilla and then the other

00:28:57.480 --> 00:29:00.259
one was let them fight which is dumb it's just

00:29:00.259 --> 00:29:02.779
like alright well we have this military here

00:29:02.779 --> 00:29:05.119
we're about to bomb them and he's just like no

00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:07.640
man let them fight and then he's speaking on

00:29:07.640 --> 00:29:09.480
behalf of the audience which is why I love him

00:29:09.480 --> 00:29:13.279
in this movie though he didn't have Any lines

00:29:13.279 --> 00:29:15.619
that I remember because as I'm looking down at

00:29:15.619 --> 00:29:17.980
my notes and I did take notes, it looks like

00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:20.799
I went through a fever dream and woke up and

00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:23.900
just saw all these random lines of dialogue that

00:29:23.900 --> 00:29:27.220
I found amusing at the time. So my favorite one

00:29:27.220 --> 00:29:29.880
by far, this is why you get someone like Ryan

00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:33.140
Reynolds to do a character like this. He'll draw

00:29:33.140 --> 00:29:35.920
in the older crowd, keep you interested for a

00:29:35.920 --> 00:29:37.779
little bit, but this is my all -time favorite

00:29:37.779 --> 00:29:42.609
line. Smell my finger, coward. It's great. It's

00:29:42.609 --> 00:29:46.130
absolutely great. I forgot what the context of

00:29:46.130 --> 00:29:46.930
it was. Yeah, I was going to say, like, I don't

00:29:46.930 --> 00:29:49.769
even remember that line. Wait, that was a line?

00:29:49.769 --> 00:29:51.390
That was a line? That was a line in the movie.

00:29:51.390 --> 00:29:53.809
Did he say that, Ryan Reynolds? So, Ryan Reynolds

00:29:53.809 --> 00:29:56.289
as Pikachu, who's wearing a little Sherlock Holmes

00:29:56.289 --> 00:30:00.710
hat, is looking for clues, and he looks to Justice

00:30:00.710 --> 00:30:03.549
Smith, who's the main character, human character

00:30:03.549 --> 00:30:07.519
in this story. uh gestures to him smell my finger

00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:10.380
justice smith says no and then ryan reynolds

00:30:10.380 --> 00:30:13.160
without missing a beat says coward yeah it is

00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:16.160
this it this is what this movie is chock full

00:30:16.160 --> 00:30:18.319
of yeah there's a lot of things that i identified

00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.019
with so early on there's a snorlax sitting in

00:30:22.019 --> 00:30:24.589
the middle of this city where he's blocking all

00:30:24.589 --> 00:30:27.049
this road traffic, and you got him a champ directing

00:30:27.049 --> 00:30:29.390
traffic around it. That reminds me of the time

00:30:29.390 --> 00:30:31.269
you had to get past a Snorlax who was in the

00:30:31.269 --> 00:30:33.490
way in the video game. So it's like all these

00:30:33.490 --> 00:30:36.609
little references that I remember, I only ever

00:30:36.609 --> 00:30:38.890
played up through gold and silver in the Pokemon

00:30:38.890 --> 00:30:42.390
playing days. So I missed out on a lot of these

00:30:42.390 --> 00:30:45.029
new Pokemon. Like maybe half of them on screen

00:30:45.029 --> 00:30:47.549
I did not recognize, but I appreciated the main

00:30:47.549 --> 00:30:49.910
ones were all from the original 150. And on that

00:30:49.910 --> 00:30:51.250
note, I think they did a good job of keeping

00:30:51.250 --> 00:30:55.730
that ratio, right? So you're familiar with, ostensibly,

00:30:55.849 --> 00:30:58.990
two -eighths of the Pokemon, of Pokemon, so one

00:30:58.990 --> 00:31:02.109
-fourth. Right. You kind of know Squirtle and

00:31:02.109 --> 00:31:05.029
Bulbasaur, but you also get Ludicolo! Yeah, right?

00:31:05.130 --> 00:31:07.130
Oh, man, that's right. Ludicolo's one of my favorites,

00:31:07.150 --> 00:31:09.349
so you just had no idea who Ludicolo was. But

00:31:09.349 --> 00:31:11.369
I understood the references, or I understood

00:31:11.369 --> 00:31:13.009
the humor that they were going for, I guess.

00:31:13.009 --> 00:31:15.589
Maybe it didn't completely land. But I thought,

00:31:15.630 --> 00:31:18.450
overall, the movie was... fun in that regard

00:31:18.450 --> 00:31:21.430
and it's cool to look at oh this is what a fully

00:31:21.430 --> 00:31:24.250
pokemon rendered city would look like yeah humans

00:31:24.250 --> 00:31:26.950
and it they kept it to where the pokemon are

00:31:26.950 --> 00:31:29.210
still cute they didn't try to make pikachu look

00:31:29.210 --> 00:31:31.769
like an actual mouse yeah they kept them in their

00:31:31.769 --> 00:31:35.480
pokemon states and i think it's I think they

00:31:35.480 --> 00:31:37.920
definitely focused on the main characters. A

00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:39.539
couple background characters didn't look that

00:31:39.539 --> 00:31:41.200
great. No. You mean, like, you're talking about,

00:31:41.220 --> 00:31:44.019
like, the main characters? Yes. Yeah. Some of

00:31:44.019 --> 00:31:46.279
them are kind of rough. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

00:31:46.440 --> 00:31:47.819
I remember thinking in the theater, too, I was

00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:51.160
like, oh. Yeah. They definitely focused on Psyduck

00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:53.559
and Pikachu. Yeah, I like Psyduck. Those are

00:31:53.559 --> 00:31:55.460
the guys that you've mainly... I don't like Psyduck.

00:31:55.519 --> 00:31:57.619
No. When he's having an anxiety attack and they're

00:31:57.619 --> 00:31:59.559
like... So I don't mind anything except for the

00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:02.859
fact that, like, his eyes always are just kind

00:32:02.859 --> 00:32:07.509
of ajar. Yes! No, it's like creepy. Oh, no, I

00:32:07.509 --> 00:32:09.289
thought it was cute. The Mr. Mime, though, that

00:32:09.289 --> 00:32:11.950
guy was fucking creepy. Yeah, the Mr. Mime, for

00:32:11.950 --> 00:32:16.369
those who don't know, is a mime, and they interrogate

00:32:16.369 --> 00:32:18.009
him, which is one of the funnier scenes as well.

00:32:18.670 --> 00:32:21.470
where Mr. Mime creates this box that Justice

00:32:21.470 --> 00:32:23.450
Smith and Pikachu go in. They play good cop,

00:32:23.630 --> 00:32:26.890
bad cop. And it gets a little dark when Justice

00:32:26.890 --> 00:32:30.630
Smith is pouring gasoline. Like, he's miming,

00:32:30.630 --> 00:32:33.230
pouring gasoline on Mr. Mime to make him talk.

00:32:33.349 --> 00:32:36.750
And I was like, this is a little dark. And they

00:32:36.750 --> 00:32:39.769
end the scene alluding to he accidentally dropped

00:32:39.769 --> 00:32:43.609
a... mimed lit match into this trail yeah of

00:32:43.609 --> 00:32:46.130
gasoline that would have burned up mr mine so

00:32:46.130 --> 00:32:49.009
anyway there is that that struck me in a weird

00:32:49.009 --> 00:32:50.670
way and they just went to the next scene yeah

00:32:50.670 --> 00:32:53.930
but i hope he's okay yeah but my main my main

00:32:53.930 --> 00:32:56.289
complaints of the movie are this it was incredibly

00:32:56.289 --> 00:32:58.519
boring Like I said, a year ago, I predicted the

00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:01.119
ending. And for me, this is a movie definitely

00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:03.559
directed towards kids. For sure. And if it's

00:33:03.559 --> 00:33:06.319
a detective movie, you know, part of the fun

00:33:06.319 --> 00:33:09.220
of a detective movie is piecing the mystery together

00:33:09.220 --> 00:33:11.920
yourself and trying to figure out what is actually

00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.559
happening here. So a brief synopsis of the plot.

00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:18.859
The main guy's father is dead. He is a detective,

00:33:19.140 --> 00:33:21.660
or allegedly dead, working in this city where

00:33:21.660 --> 00:33:25.980
human and Pokemon live side by side. And that's

00:33:25.980 --> 00:33:29.160
what Justice Smith brings him out into the city

00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:31.440
to try and figure out if his dad is indeed dead.

00:33:31.619 --> 00:33:34.539
And then also there's this mysterious gas that

00:33:34.539 --> 00:33:37.519
is taking over the underground Pokemon fighting

00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:39.819
world in this city. And it's making these Pokemon

00:33:39.819 --> 00:33:43.440
go crazy. Something R? r i think it's it's like

00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:45.279
i think it's what it's called the r yeah yeah

00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.160
i think it's called the r yeah but it's it's

00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:49.400
like the r compound or something yeah something

00:33:49.400 --> 00:33:51.200
like that yeah something like that and you don't

00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:54.440
know why and also the movie opens with mewtwo

00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:57.019
breaking out of a lab right making a car crash

00:33:57.019 --> 00:34:00.079
um and that all ties in together later but anyway

00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.559
the reason why i think this movie comes up short

00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:04.799
in a lot of ways and i completely recognize this

00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:08.449
is for kids yeah but There is so much hand -holding

00:34:08.449 --> 00:34:10.929
in this movie in terms of just, like, as the

00:34:10.929 --> 00:34:13.989
plot is developed and things are revealed, Ryan

00:34:13.989 --> 00:34:16.070
Reynolds, who's doing his Ryan Reynolds thing,

00:34:16.230 --> 00:34:18.869
is undercutting all the reveals by saying, oh,

00:34:19.030 --> 00:34:21.550
what a twist. Like, oh, this is how it connects

00:34:21.550 --> 00:34:24.190
to this thing. And it's supposed to be snippy

00:34:24.190 --> 00:34:27.070
and, yeah, so twisty. It's just, like, all the

00:34:27.070 --> 00:34:29.309
cute things, but it eventually gets incredibly

00:34:29.309 --> 00:34:31.230
annoying because then it's like, okay, you're

00:34:31.230 --> 00:34:33.070
just going to spoon -feed me this movie. Too

00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:35.809
much to the point of just it being boring. And

00:34:35.809 --> 00:34:37.530
I'll say this, Cardinals in number one, they

00:34:37.530 --> 00:34:40.500
gave me news position. which is exposition via

00:34:40.500 --> 00:34:43.300
a newscast. Where it's just like, oh, here we

00:34:43.300 --> 00:34:45.780
go. Like, welcome to this city that has this,

00:34:45.820 --> 00:34:48.159
that, and this. And it's just like, oh, you're

00:34:48.159 --> 00:34:50.940
literally, this is like, the South Parties think

00:34:50.940 --> 00:34:52.840
it's like the laziest thing ever. And they have

00:34:52.840 --> 00:34:55.360
committed this sin, too. They're like, we have

00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:58.219
failed if the only way to tell this story or

00:34:58.219 --> 00:35:00.679
keep people caught up is to have a newscaster

00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:03.360
tell what's going on. Because this is so cheap.

00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:06.599
That's what I remember about Stick of Truth is

00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:12.760
when, like, spaceship crashes into the mall and

00:35:12.760 --> 00:35:14.739
they say, oh, they're opening a new Taco Bell.

00:35:14.800 --> 00:35:17.079
And it's like, oh, we go to this guy in a bikini

00:35:17.079 --> 00:35:23.780
over there. Tom, it's not good. It feels lazy

00:35:23.780 --> 00:35:26.320
and they admit it too. And anyway, so that's

00:35:26.320 --> 00:35:29.559
where a lot of my... I'll be honest, it took

00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:31.800
me two sittings to get through this. Dang. And

00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:33.500
this is an hour and 45 minute movie. I was about

00:35:33.500 --> 00:35:36.099
to say, it's not a long movie. I was just like...

00:35:36.250 --> 00:35:38.449
I was done. It was 45 minutes in and I'm just

00:35:38.449 --> 00:35:40.889
like, okay, I'm just going to go watch some Netflix

00:35:40.889 --> 00:35:42.409
or something. I'm going to go out to a good place.

00:35:42.530 --> 00:35:45.829
Yeah. Get my mind off this and go to bed. Yeah.

00:35:46.050 --> 00:35:47.909
I'm working my way through it. Yeah. So good.

00:35:48.070 --> 00:35:52.449
Yeah. Keep going. Well, I just, and it's, I'm

00:35:52.449 --> 00:35:54.230
struggling to remember it from a year ago and

00:35:54.230 --> 00:35:56.429
I guess that's kind of telling. Right. But I

00:35:56.429 --> 00:35:58.010
just remember that whole third act just kind

00:35:58.010 --> 00:36:00.469
of washed over me and I'm like, what is going

00:36:00.469 --> 00:36:02.329
on? Like, I was just so checked out by that point

00:36:02.329 --> 00:36:04.190
and I'm like, I had fun with that movie. But

00:36:04.190 --> 00:36:07.119
yes, like when, Bill Nighy's character takes

00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:09.400
over, becomes Mewtwo, and takes over the whole

00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:11.739
entire city. Oh, yeah. Excuse me, the guy in

00:36:11.739 --> 00:36:13.420
the wheelchair who's really rich becomes a bad

00:36:13.420 --> 00:36:18.880
guy? Yeah. Sick. Yeah. Anyway, so there are enjoyable

00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:20.659
things in this movie. I named a couple quotes

00:36:20.659 --> 00:36:23.360
that I liked. I did enjoy Ryan Reynolds for the

00:36:23.360 --> 00:36:25.559
most part as Pikachu, but the schtick runs so

00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.940
thin as the movie goes on. Sure. Where it's just

00:36:27.940 --> 00:36:31.420
like, quips, quips, quips. And my main thing

00:36:31.420 --> 00:36:34.179
is, at the very end, it's revealed that Pikachu

00:36:34.179 --> 00:36:36.829
is actually... actually embodying i don't know

00:36:36.829 --> 00:36:39.969
the spirit the soul of ryan reynolds he merged

00:36:39.969 --> 00:36:42.409
with ryan he merged with him it's confusing as

00:36:42.409 --> 00:36:45.849
hell bond soul bond yeah and anyway ryan reynolds

00:36:45.849 --> 00:36:48.570
then comes so ryan reynolds was in that car crash

00:36:48.570 --> 00:36:51.130
that me too caused the beginning and mewtwo who

00:36:51.130 --> 00:36:53.750
has this power to soul bond pokemon with their

00:36:53.750 --> 00:36:57.150
humans can also bring them apart anyway after

00:36:57.150 --> 00:36:59.369
they solve the mystery of the gas whatever um

00:36:59.369 --> 00:37:03.039
mewtwo is this like Your dad was with you the

00:37:03.039 --> 00:37:05.780
entire time. And then he takes Ryan Reynolds

00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:09.820
out, and then suddenly it's a dad and son reuniting.

00:37:09.900 --> 00:37:13.679
And my whole thing is, Pikachu sounds like Ryan

00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:17.280
Reynolds the entire time. How does he not say,

00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:21.900
hey, you sound familiar? Or... Dad? Right. Any

00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:24.860
of those would have been viable things to say.

00:37:25.059 --> 00:37:26.719
What if they just gave Ryan Reynolds 2 and Ryan

00:37:26.719 --> 00:37:28.599
Reynolds a voice modulator at the end or something

00:37:28.599 --> 00:37:30.840
like that? Like, hey, good to see you. Yeah,

00:37:30.940 --> 00:37:33.599
right. It should have been voiced by Bob Saget

00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:38.000
the whole time. Oh, God. So anyway, and oh, by

00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.179
the way, I'm still very confused by this. So

00:37:40.179 --> 00:37:42.840
Ryan Reynolds comes out. Pikachu's still alive?

00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:45.179
Right. Yeah, I don't know how that works either.

00:37:45.179 --> 00:37:46.820
Maybe I'm trying to throw way too much logic

00:37:46.820 --> 00:37:50.349
into this. For sure. No, but, you know, yeah,

00:37:50.469 --> 00:37:53.170
if you're asking questions, right. Yeah. You

00:37:53.170 --> 00:37:56.869
can't just enjoy a good kid's movie. Yeah. Stop

00:37:56.869 --> 00:37:58.550
being a Grinch. But that's the thing, is that

00:37:58.550 --> 00:38:01.730
there are good kid's movies. And, you know. But

00:38:01.730 --> 00:38:03.889
this was a good one until Mitchell ruined it.

00:38:04.030 --> 00:38:05.969
No. So here's another good line. Mitchell ruined

00:38:05.969 --> 00:38:10.110
Christmas. I ruined Christmas. And I think this

00:38:10.110 --> 00:38:13.119
movie, by the way, I think. Being the script

00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:15.239
doctor is the worst way to be a film critic.

00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:17.280
I'm going to go for it anyway. By all means.

00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:19.360
This movie would have been fantastic because

00:38:19.360 --> 00:38:22.829
it sets itself up to do this. to just poke fun

00:38:22.829 --> 00:38:25.809
at the detective movie tropes. Oh, yeah. Because

00:38:25.809 --> 00:38:27.710
Ryan Reynolds does that with Deadpool in terms

00:38:27.710 --> 00:38:29.909
of the superhero genre and what it's become.

00:38:30.190 --> 00:38:34.110
And his voice, his tone, it would just be perfect

00:38:34.110 --> 00:38:36.630
for this. And of course you have a little Pikachu

00:38:36.630 --> 00:38:38.769
running around with a Sherlock Holmes hat. That

00:38:38.769 --> 00:38:41.969
on its own is like a little critique of where

00:38:41.969 --> 00:38:45.219
we've come in terms of the old... novels to where

00:38:45.219 --> 00:38:48.219
we are today yeah so anyway that's what i would

00:38:48.219 --> 00:38:49.920
have done differently but it's made for kids

00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:52.639
it got a sequel so it's doing really well and

00:38:52.639 --> 00:38:56.360
i will end on a another funny quote All I hear

00:38:56.360 --> 00:38:59.659
are consonants and all I see is nipples. Oh,

00:38:59.659 --> 00:39:02.599
that's right. I remember when they dropped the

00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:05.940
nipple. I was like, what? I should just say the

00:39:05.940 --> 00:39:09.239
word nipple? Just to keep the adults awake in

00:39:09.239 --> 00:39:11.539
the audience. They'll pepper in those kind of

00:39:11.539 --> 00:39:15.659
lines. So I'm going to give this movie a solid...

00:39:16.599 --> 00:39:18.320
two Thunderbolts out of five. Oh, okay. That

00:39:18.320 --> 00:39:19.619
was higher than I thought it would be. What about

00:39:19.619 --> 00:39:24.739
two nipples? Yeah. Two solid nipples. Two solid

00:39:24.739 --> 00:39:27.000
nipples. Two was right there waiting for you.

00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.400
Nah, I didn't want to go there. I didn't want

00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:31.679
to leave it there. I'd go there. And so I give

00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.820
it two, but of course, understand that half of

00:39:33.820 --> 00:39:35.820
that half star comes from the fact that they

00:39:35.820 --> 00:39:38.940
made the movie. So, yeah, a solid two for them.

00:39:39.099 --> 00:39:41.380
Fair. Good job, Detective Pikachu. It did its

00:39:41.380 --> 00:39:43.860
job, but it just wasn't for me. Yeah. Hey, man.

00:39:44.429 --> 00:39:45.949
Nothing wrong with that. Those are my notes.

00:39:46.429 --> 00:39:48.889
Go ahead and get those pre -order tickets for

00:39:48.889 --> 00:39:52.889
Tiger Pikachu 2. No. Now be ready. Hard pass.

00:39:52.929 --> 00:39:56.170
I'm good, dog. Be ready. Mikey Tanik, you have

00:39:56.170 --> 00:39:59.289
one of my most anticipated films of all time

00:39:59.289 --> 00:40:01.329
that I heard about only about two weeks ago.

00:40:01.550 --> 00:40:03.750
Yeah. And you are about to review this wonderful

00:40:03.750 --> 00:40:07.070
movie. So I saw Fantasy Island. Woo! Yay! Which

00:40:07.070 --> 00:40:10.349
I'll admit from the very beginning, I think was

00:40:10.349 --> 00:40:17.440
not... bad enough to be in our podcast. In terms

00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:19.059
of being the bad movie in the podcast. Yeah.

00:40:19.059 --> 00:40:22.820
Okay. So what I saw was only the audience, or

00:40:22.820 --> 00:40:25.860
the critic score, which was 9%. And to judge

00:40:25.860 --> 00:40:28.900
anything by a critic score is rough because everybody

00:40:28.900 --> 00:40:32.940
that's a critic... is nitpicking nitpicking nitpicking

00:40:32.940 --> 00:40:34.940
and they make it worse and they see every single

00:40:34.940 --> 00:40:38.340
movie ever exactly and that's and versus the

00:40:38.340 --> 00:40:40.639
audience score which was sitting at a nice 46

00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:43.960
% which I think was just too high for what we

00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:48.579
are right so I will say that this movie was decent

00:40:48.579 --> 00:40:51.900
but not good yep okay but it is definitely not

00:40:51.900 --> 00:40:54.440
the worst one I've seen Okay. So I would say

00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:56.519
it's probably second best of the ones I've seen.

00:40:56.699 --> 00:40:58.920
Crimes of Fashion still remaining first. Wow.

00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:00.559
All right. Because Crimes of Fashion knew what

00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:03.920
it was. This one didn't know what it was. If

00:41:03.920 --> 00:41:08.320
you are a fan of the old 70s TV show Fantasy

00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:12.800
Island, you will not like this one. So the idea

00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:15.619
is there's this island that grants whatever fantasy

00:41:15.619 --> 00:41:19.159
you have. The rules are simple. Only one fantasy

00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:23.019
per guest. And the second rule is once you start

00:41:23.019 --> 00:41:25.519
your fantasy, you have to complete it to its

00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:29.739
natural end. So is this like a resort? Is that

00:41:29.739 --> 00:41:31.739
how it's... Pretty much. Hey, here's a resort

00:41:31.739 --> 00:41:33.340
where all your fantasies come true. So there's

00:41:33.340 --> 00:41:36.179
only six people besides the staff on the island

00:41:36.179 --> 00:41:39.480
because they've won a contest and they get to

00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:42.829
review it before everybody else. And you don't

00:41:42.829 --> 00:41:43.889
know why it's these six people. I'm getting Jurassic

00:41:43.889 --> 00:41:46.190
Park vibes here. Well, you don't know why it's

00:41:46.190 --> 00:41:48.269
these six people, but it's these six people that

00:41:48.269 --> 00:41:51.369
won a contest or whatever. Okay. Michael Pena

00:41:51.369 --> 00:41:54.349
is Mr. Rourke, who owns the island. Yeah. And

00:41:54.349 --> 00:41:58.130
who is the one that basically flies them out

00:41:58.130 --> 00:42:02.909
there. Maggie Q is in it. Lucy Hale. Austin Stowell.

00:42:03.730 --> 00:42:07.449
Jimmy Yang. Yep. And then some other people.

00:42:07.929 --> 00:42:09.510
And Michael Rooker's also on the island. This

00:42:09.510 --> 00:42:11.429
is a Blumhouse movie, right? It is a Blumhouse

00:42:11.429 --> 00:42:14.329
movie. Okay. The movie starts with this girl,

00:42:14.449 --> 00:42:18.050
Sloane, played by Portia Doubleday. She gets

00:42:18.050 --> 00:42:22.050
chased into the office of Mr. Rourke and gets

00:42:22.050 --> 00:42:23.909
kidnapped, essentially. You don't know by who.

00:42:24.409 --> 00:42:28.070
Gotcha. Then the next time you see her, she is

00:42:28.070 --> 00:42:31.190
in Lucy Hale's fantasy, which is to get back

00:42:31.190 --> 00:42:37.380
at her high school tormentor. Hmm. Maggie Q wants

00:42:37.380 --> 00:42:41.840
to say yes to a guy she said no to originally

00:42:41.840 --> 00:42:44.800
when he proposed to her. And the entire time,

00:42:44.860 --> 00:42:47.159
there's just this dripping sound. Whenever you

00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:49.340
start your fantasy, there's a drip, and it's

00:42:49.340 --> 00:42:53.199
very apparent. Okay, so make it obvious. The

00:42:53.199 --> 00:42:56.039
fantasies are caused by the water on the island,

00:42:56.139 --> 00:43:00.800
and Mr. Rourke essentially spikes your drink

00:43:00.800 --> 00:43:06.360
with the water. Sure, okay, why not? The idea

00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:09.559
of the entire movie is that all fantasies turn

00:43:09.559 --> 00:43:13.239
sour at some point. There's a pair of brothers

00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:16.739
who are a white guy and an Asian guy, but it's

00:43:16.739 --> 00:43:20.099
because his dad married his mom and they're basically

00:43:20.099 --> 00:43:22.800
blah blah blah, whatever. They're brothers that

00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:27.320
just want it all. So their fantasy, they get

00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:32.199
taken to this nice... house that's all theirs

00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:35.440
they have all these models they have a dj they

00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.820
have everything they could ever want well later

00:43:37.820 --> 00:43:41.139
it turns out that they are stealing the house

00:43:41.139 --> 00:43:44.159
from a drug dealer and these guys are trying

00:43:44.159 --> 00:43:49.000
to like get back the house okay and so yeah it's

00:43:49.000 --> 00:43:53.079
um it's screwy it's it's very tough to explain

00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:55.639
some of it because like the one guy wants to

00:43:55.639 --> 00:44:00.010
be a soldier and he his biggest regret is that

00:44:00.010 --> 00:44:01.849
he was never a soldier because he promised his

00:44:01.849 --> 00:44:06.510
mom he wouldn't be and so he gets taken in by

00:44:06.510 --> 00:44:09.829
these soldiers to the lieutenant lieutenant's

00:44:09.829 --> 00:44:15.710
his dad who dies because of a grenade and so

00:44:15.710 --> 00:44:18.289
he's just like no i can't like i don't want to

00:44:18.289 --> 00:44:24.619
live through my dad dying okay um lucy hale Is

00:44:24.619 --> 00:44:26.440
she our main character, by the way? She's one

00:44:26.440 --> 00:44:27.980
of our main characters, yes. Because she's the

00:44:27.980 --> 00:44:30.559
biggest name. Right. Well, Maggie Q is, too.

00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.260
Maggie Q. Yeah, okay. And then Michael Peña is

00:44:33.260 --> 00:44:36.420
the big name, I guess. But he's, like, running

00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:38.300
this, right? He's running this, yes. I'm just

00:44:38.300 --> 00:44:40.199
asking for, like, the six people who are visiting

00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:42.380
this island. Like, who are we mainly following?

00:44:42.579 --> 00:44:45.179
And then, so, the characters' names are Melanie

00:44:45.179 --> 00:44:50.539
Sloan, Gwen, Brax is Jimmy Yang, and JD, who

00:44:50.539 --> 00:44:56.510
is his white brother. They find out that... Wait,

00:44:56.590 --> 00:44:58.090
wait, wait. Jimmy Yang's in this? Jimmy Yang's

00:44:58.090 --> 00:45:00.389
in this, yes. Like Silicon Valley Jimmy Yang,

00:45:00.489 --> 00:45:04.010
right? Jimmy Yang, Jimmy Yang. Yeah. And so he's

00:45:04.010 --> 00:45:05.750
one of the brothers that wants it all and blah,

00:45:05.769 --> 00:45:09.010
blah, blah. Yeah, yeah. His brother JD gets killed

00:45:09.010 --> 00:45:12.610
by the gangsters that are trying to take back

00:45:12.610 --> 00:45:16.409
the house. And everybody becomes zombies when

00:45:16.409 --> 00:45:17.949
they're killed if they're part of the fantasy

00:45:17.949 --> 00:45:21.500
because they're still alive. Because they need

00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:25.880
to finish the fantasy. Oh, okay. Lucy Hale is

00:45:25.880 --> 00:45:30.199
tormented by her high school tormentor. She goes

00:45:30.199 --> 00:45:34.539
to therapy, and the doctor's miserable, and she

00:45:34.539 --> 00:45:37.719
calls him Dr. Torture. He ends up being this

00:45:37.719 --> 00:45:39.860
doctor that has, like, this screwed -up face

00:45:39.860 --> 00:45:43.340
and is the one doing the torturing on Sloane,

00:45:43.420 --> 00:45:46.539
kind of. Oh. And she thinks it's all a hologram

00:45:46.539 --> 00:45:48.639
at first, but turns out it's real and blah, blah,

00:45:48.639 --> 00:45:53.659
blah, and whatever. But basically they find out

00:45:53.659 --> 00:45:56.920
they need to destroy the water in the bottom

00:45:56.920 --> 00:46:00.179
of this cave. Destroy it? Destroy it. Like the

00:46:00.179 --> 00:46:05.260
well or the source. Destroy the source. But these

00:46:05.260 --> 00:46:07.820
are not hallucinations. These are indeed humans.

00:46:07.820 --> 00:46:10.019
These are real things. Like you can die in your

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:12.079
fantasy. Oh, you can't die in your fantasy. So

00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:16.960
like JD's dead. Gotcha. So they decide they're

00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:20.619
going to try to blow up. the thing with another

00:46:20.619 --> 00:46:23.840
grenade yes um because it's there's a bunch of

00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:26.880
grenades everywhere apparently um as they get

00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:30.039
down there they start to realize that they're

00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:33.699
all connected in some way okay because maggie

00:46:33.699 --> 00:46:38.199
q's gwen saw another fantasy where she tried

00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:42.420
to save this boy um from a fire boy's name is

00:46:42.420 --> 00:46:49.739
tim taylor Nick Taylor Nick Taylor that's it

00:46:49.739 --> 00:46:55.360
so she goes back and like sees that she lived

00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:57.820
in this apartment building that caught on fire

00:46:57.820 --> 00:47:03.239
Nick died he lived above her she wants to go

00:47:03.239 --> 00:47:09.820
back in another fantasy to save him from death

00:47:09.820 --> 00:47:15.420
when she Gets out of her apartment. She runs

00:47:15.420 --> 00:47:18.719
into Brax and JD, realizing that they're leaving

00:47:18.719 --> 00:47:20.820
the other way. They're apparently Nick's old

00:47:20.820 --> 00:47:25.239
roommates. Oh. And then she runs out to a cop

00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:27.860
who's played by the guy who wanted to be a soldier.

00:47:27.940 --> 00:47:32.260
He's a cop that didn't go in to save him. Okay.

00:47:32.460 --> 00:47:36.360
And then you realize that they're all kind of

00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:42.099
connected somehow. Right. And then... There was

00:47:42.099 --> 00:47:44.980
no Lucy Hale's character, which is named Melanie.

00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:48.639
She wasn't there, and you learn later it was

00:47:48.639 --> 00:47:50.800
because she was supposed to have a date with

00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:53.699
him, but she kind of called it off last minute,

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:56.500
so he was home. He wasn't supposed to be home.

00:47:56.840 --> 00:48:02.360
Gotcha. But then, it tried for the plot twist.

00:48:02.699 --> 00:48:05.280
Oh, let's hear it. My favorite part. What is

00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:07.960
it? So, I don't feel like this movie earned its

00:48:07.960 --> 00:48:12.130
plot twist. A few movies do. The plot twist was

00:48:12.130 --> 00:48:15.170
that they were all part of somebody else's fantasy.

00:48:15.769 --> 00:48:20.090
Was it Michael Pena? No. They think it is his

00:48:20.090 --> 00:48:23.610
wife, Julia, who is being kept alive by this

00:48:23.610 --> 00:48:26.949
thing. So basically, Michael Pena's wife was

00:48:26.949 --> 00:48:31.050
dead. He got to Fantasy Island. Fantasy Island

00:48:31.050 --> 00:48:33.929
said, if you bring other people's fantasies to

00:48:33.929 --> 00:48:37.519
life, I will bring your wife back. Oh. So they

00:48:37.519 --> 00:48:40.360
think like, oh, Nick Taylor's mom is obviously

00:48:40.360 --> 00:48:42.980
Julia, so it's got to be her that's doing it.

00:48:43.099 --> 00:48:48.940
Okay. Nope. It's Lucy Hale. Whoa! Because she

00:48:48.940 --> 00:48:52.699
loved him, even though they only went out once.

00:48:53.219 --> 00:48:56.139
Okay. Including a line from Jimmy Yang that goes,

00:48:56.260 --> 00:49:02.599
they only went out once? Oh, man. So she has

00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:05.300
devised this fantasy where basically she gets

00:49:05.300 --> 00:49:09.340
revenge on all the people who let Nick die. Okay.

00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:13.199
Okay. But then they realize that Sloane isn't

00:49:13.199 --> 00:49:16.400
part of this and she hasn't had her fantasy yet.

00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:20.079
And her fantasy is that Nick comes back to life

00:49:20.079 --> 00:49:25.139
and takes care of Melanie. Which one's Melanie?

00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:30.449
That's Lucy Hill. Okay, great. So Nick's... corpse

00:49:30.449 --> 00:49:34.190
essentially wakes up in the well or the water

00:49:34.190 --> 00:49:39.190
and grabs Melanie and pulls her into the water

00:49:39.190 --> 00:49:43.130
like essentially drowning her. Oh. Okay. And

00:49:43.130 --> 00:49:46.150
she's able to throw out a grenade. Army boy jumps

00:49:46.150 --> 00:49:49.550
on it. He's dead because he saved the other people.

00:49:50.150 --> 00:49:54.400
You see the arc. Yeah, there's the arc. His dad

00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:56.659
died the same way. Did you understand, Andre?

00:49:56.820 --> 00:50:01.519
Okay, got it. Wow. Deep shit right there. Maggie

00:50:01.519 --> 00:50:06.820
Q, Jimmy Yang, and Sloan are left alive. They

00:50:06.820 --> 00:50:10.239
can fly off the island to their whatever. But

00:50:10.239 --> 00:50:14.800
Jimmy Yang's just like, no, I want my fantasy

00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:18.980
of my brother back. And Michael Peña's like,

00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:22.250
you do realize if... your brother is back to

00:50:22.250 --> 00:50:25.090
life. Cause his brother was going to admit to

00:50:25.090 --> 00:50:27.010
this girl that he loved her and blah, blah, and

00:50:27.010 --> 00:50:29.789
then get shot. Um, and so he's just like, if

00:50:29.789 --> 00:50:32.769
you bring your brother back, you have to stay

00:50:32.769 --> 00:50:38.369
because otherwise the fantasy ends. And so Jimmy

00:50:38.369 --> 00:50:41.949
Yang's like, okay. And so like there, Maggie

00:50:41.949 --> 00:50:45.059
Q and Sloan are on the plane. And they're just

00:50:45.059 --> 00:50:47.059
like, wait, we've got one more because the guy's

00:50:47.059 --> 00:50:50.500
taking off. And then JD looks back from the cockpit

00:50:50.500 --> 00:50:52.840
and goes, I don't think he's going to make it.

00:50:53.599 --> 00:50:58.500
And then we're going to talk about the end. Oh,

00:50:58.599 --> 00:51:01.039
we haven't talked about the end? Yeah. This is

00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:05.719
the very, very end. Okay. If you know anything

00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:08.860
about the 70s show, you know about some of the

00:51:08.860 --> 00:51:14.000
characters. Uh -huh. And so Jimmy N goes to Michael

00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:16.460
Payne and is like, what am I going to do now?

00:51:17.019 --> 00:51:18.719
Michael Payne goes, you're going to work for

00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:21.900
me and you're going to be part of the staff because

00:51:21.900 --> 00:51:24.300
your fantasy is alive out there and doing his

00:51:24.300 --> 00:51:28.239
own thing. All of that. And he goes, but Brax

00:51:28.239 --> 00:51:30.579
is a little weird for a tag. Do you have anything

00:51:30.579 --> 00:51:33.579
else you go by? And he goes, yeah, in college

00:51:33.579 --> 00:51:36.519
I had this really bad nickname because I had

00:51:36.519 --> 00:51:40.420
this really bad tattoo. And literally tattooed

00:51:40.420 --> 00:51:44.719
on his chest is the word tattoo. Oh, God. Great.

00:51:44.739 --> 00:51:48.360
So he's tattooed. Oh. Does he ever say the plane,

00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:51.059
the plane? The first line of the movie is the

00:51:51.059 --> 00:51:54.380
plane, the plane said by Julia. Oh, gotcha. Okay.

00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:57.619
Great. So I'm just looking at the, this is the

00:51:57.619 --> 00:52:01.239
genius of Blumhouse, by the way. Budget, $7 million.

00:52:01.539 --> 00:52:05.469
Oh, wow. Okay. And box office, 41. Already. God

00:52:05.469 --> 00:52:07.929
fucking damn it. That's the thing. Cheap horror

00:52:07.929 --> 00:52:10.469
movies. That is their, outside of doing Black

00:52:10.469 --> 00:52:13.829
Klansman and Whiplash, their primary business

00:52:13.829 --> 00:52:16.630
model is cheap ass horror movies. Because didn't

00:52:16.630 --> 00:52:19.010
you watch Happy Death Day or something like that?

00:52:19.090 --> 00:52:21.210
That's a Blumhouse, I'm pretty sure. That's what

00:52:21.210 --> 00:52:23.349
they do. They have mastered this. This is their

00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:25.750
MO. Oh my god, this bugs the hell out of me now.

00:52:25.969 --> 00:52:29.469
What? Do you know how bad this movie was? In

00:52:29.469 --> 00:52:32.489
terms of? Jason Blum wanted Nicolas Cage to play

00:52:32.489 --> 00:52:37.079
Mr. Rourke, but Cage, Passed on the role. Oh,

00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:39.880
wow. When Nicolas... Wow. That's a bad look.

00:52:40.019 --> 00:52:42.340
No, I feel like Nicolas Cage actually would have

00:52:42.340 --> 00:52:43.900
made this movie better. Yes, for sure. It would

00:52:43.900 --> 00:52:45.539
have been... Well, no, because he was just...

00:52:45.539 --> 00:52:47.980
He was so boring. Like, Michael Peña can be crazy

00:52:47.980 --> 00:52:50.679
and fun. Yeah. It's just such a boring role.

00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.719
But I think Nicolas Cage doesn't care about that.

00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:54.480
Yeah, right. He would have made it. It still

00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:56.179
would have been boring. I don't know, dude. I

00:52:56.179 --> 00:52:57.860
think so. I've seen Nicolas Cage. The way the

00:52:57.860 --> 00:52:59.679
dialogue was, I don't know how you could have

00:52:59.679 --> 00:53:01.780
made it crazy. Dude, just put it in the hands

00:53:01.780 --> 00:53:03.880
of Nicolas Cage and the way his mind interprets

00:53:03.880 --> 00:53:07.579
words. Yeah. It's quite fantastic. Anyways. So,

00:53:07.579 --> 00:53:10.280
like I said, it was a decent movie. Not good,

00:53:10.460 --> 00:53:14.300
but decent. It made the time go by. What was

00:53:14.300 --> 00:53:17.400
more awkward... It made the time go by. What

00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:19.940
was more awkward was the old couple that was

00:53:19.940 --> 00:53:21.900
in front of me in the movie theater. Yes, tell

00:53:21.900 --> 00:53:23.500
me. Because there was only three people in the

00:53:23.500 --> 00:53:27.039
theater, me, and this 80 -year -old couple that,

00:53:27.099 --> 00:53:30.500
like, walkers getting into the seats and stuff.

00:53:30.739 --> 00:53:33.679
And I'm just sitting there going, they think

00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:38.170
it's Fantasy Island from the 70s. Oh, gosh. It's

00:53:38.170 --> 00:53:40.710
not going to be a fun little romp through Fantasy

00:53:40.710 --> 00:53:44.329
Island. Did they stay? Yes, they did. They stayed

00:53:44.329 --> 00:53:45.710
through the whole movie, and I talked to them

00:53:45.710 --> 00:53:48.190
after, actually. And that's what they expected.

00:53:48.329 --> 00:53:50.869
They see almost every scary movie out there.

00:53:51.010 --> 00:53:54.309
Oh, wow. Okay, gotcha. They're scare junkies,

00:53:54.329 --> 00:53:56.809
and I kind of wanted to talk to them to come

00:53:56.809 --> 00:53:58.269
on the show, because I think it would be kind

00:53:58.269 --> 00:54:00.449
of fun. That's a cool little plot twist. Yeah.

00:54:00.570 --> 00:54:02.190
Because you text us, like, oh, God, is there

00:54:02.190 --> 00:54:03.789
a couple in here, and I think they're expecting

00:54:03.789 --> 00:54:05.630
Fantasy Island. I freaked the fuck out. I was

00:54:05.630 --> 00:54:07.809
not uncomfortable for myself. I was uncomfortable

00:54:07.809 --> 00:54:10.690
for them. Glad they got what they came there

00:54:10.690 --> 00:54:13.530
for, I suppose. I guess. Yeah. But, yeah. So,

00:54:13.650 --> 00:54:16.269
if we're going to review it, I'll give it literally

00:54:16.269 --> 00:54:19.789
a 1 .25 out of 5. Hey! Okay. So, you know, like,

00:54:19.849 --> 00:54:22.289
spiked drinks is what I'll call it. Okay, great.

00:54:22.349 --> 00:54:25.449
That's fun. Yeah. Nice. So, like, it was decent,

00:54:25.570 --> 00:54:28.389
not good. Gotcha. I don't suggest anybody to

00:54:28.389 --> 00:54:30.449
watch it, but at the same time, if you watch

00:54:30.449 --> 00:54:32.670
it, you're not going to be pissed off about it.

00:54:32.969 --> 00:54:35.389
Yeah. You're just going to be like, oh, okay,

00:54:35.469 --> 00:54:38.590
that made... Fuck. Two hours go away. Yeah. So.

00:54:39.050 --> 00:54:42.710
Two hours go away. Doolittle also made two hours

00:54:42.710 --> 00:54:45.750
go away, but I was not happy. Yeah. I wanted

00:54:45.750 --> 00:54:47.469
to hate this movie. Yeah. This is what I will

00:54:47.469 --> 00:54:49.349
say. I went in and I was like, all right, I'm

00:54:49.349 --> 00:54:50.730
going to critique every little thing. And when

00:54:50.730 --> 00:54:52.230
it started with the plane, the plane, I was just

00:54:52.230 --> 00:54:55.150
like, oh God, it's going to be this. Yeah. Right.

00:54:55.250 --> 00:54:58.329
It turned where it was just like, it wasn't scary.

00:54:58.650 --> 00:55:01.550
Yeah. Um, was it tense? It was tense, but it

00:55:01.550 --> 00:55:04.429
wasn't scary. Got it. Uh, Dr. Torture kind of

00:55:04.429 --> 00:55:06.920
is. ridiculous to me he looked like a dentist

00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:09.280
more than like a doctor that was going to murder

00:55:09.280 --> 00:55:12.719
you and then there was the whir that made the

00:55:12.719 --> 00:55:15.260
zombies pop their eyes and that was kind of gruesome

00:55:15.260 --> 00:55:18.300
but that's about it gotcha so yeah cool okay

00:55:18.300 --> 00:55:22.699
on to movies coming out soon or things were excited

00:55:22.699 --> 00:55:26.420
dreading whatever sure yeah i'm gonna cheat as

00:55:26.420 --> 00:55:28.480
i feel like i'm always cheating on this one but

00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:30.900
it's because it just got announced today They

00:55:30.900 --> 00:55:33.500
announced that, oh, I should look them up. The

00:55:33.500 --> 00:55:36.900
Last of Us miniseries on HBO just got announced.

00:55:37.340 --> 00:55:39.539
That's not cheating. Yeah, it's, like, technically

00:55:39.539 --> 00:55:41.039
not a movie. Well, okay, how about this? It was

00:55:41.039 --> 00:55:43.980
supposed to be a movie. Like, they originally

00:55:43.980 --> 00:55:45.940
announced, like, I think, like, four or five

00:55:45.940 --> 00:55:48.460
years ago at this point, a Last of Us movie adaptation,

00:55:48.739 --> 00:55:51.179
feature film adaptation. And it was, like, I

00:55:51.179 --> 00:55:52.179
don't know. Like, we just didn't hear anything

00:55:52.179 --> 00:55:54.440
about it, you know? We still hear random stuff

00:55:54.440 --> 00:55:56.119
about the Uncharted movie that's supposed to

00:55:56.119 --> 00:56:00.019
come out randomly. It's still coming out. Yeah,

00:56:00.059 --> 00:56:01.519
they're still making it. They're still finding

00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:03.440
a director, apparently. Isn't it still Tom Holland,

00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:06.480
though? Which is weird. Yes. So it was Mark Wahlberg,

00:56:06.539 --> 00:56:08.960
and then they... Pivoted to Tom Holland, yeah.

00:56:09.380 --> 00:56:11.860
Anyways, whatever. Not excited for the Uncharted

00:56:11.860 --> 00:56:15.360
movie. I am excited and cautiously optimistic

00:56:15.360 --> 00:56:19.380
for this miniseries because A, I think a miniseries

00:56:19.380 --> 00:56:21.360
format fits that video game's narrative much

00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:23.820
better than a feature -length film. Okay. And

00:56:23.820 --> 00:56:26.539
B, Craig Mazin, I think that's how you pronounce

00:56:26.539 --> 00:56:29.719
his last name, he, well, I mean, kind of, he

00:56:29.719 --> 00:56:33.199
wrote and directed Chernobyl. Oh, nice. But the

00:56:33.199 --> 00:56:34.840
thing is, is that before that, he was mostly

00:56:34.840 --> 00:56:37.599
a script doctor on, like, really bad movie. Like,

00:56:37.599 --> 00:56:39.300
he, like, I think he wrote Hangover 2 or something

00:56:39.300 --> 00:56:40.659
like that. He was one of the writers on Hangover

00:56:40.659 --> 00:56:43.159
2, and, like, basically... Not great. Yeah, right.

00:56:43.360 --> 00:56:46.940
Lots of comedy cash cow sequels, and so it was

00:56:46.940 --> 00:56:48.360
kind of, like, an out -of -nowhere thing that

00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:51.420
he, like, wrote and directed. Like, something

00:56:51.420 --> 00:56:54.079
as serious and well, and, you know, well thought

00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:57.059
out as Chernobyl. But, yeah, I don't know. I'm

00:56:57.059 --> 00:56:58.400
consciously optimistic. It looks like Naughty

00:56:58.400 --> 00:56:59.800
Dog, the developers of the original game, are

00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:01.559
working very closely, because, like, they're,

00:57:01.619 --> 00:57:02.960
I mean, that was just from, like... This is their

00:57:02.960 --> 00:57:05.159
baby. Yes, but that's the thing. It's like so

00:57:05.159 --> 00:57:07.019
many, you know, like, I don't think... That's

00:57:07.019 --> 00:57:08.960
probably why it had so many different directors

00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:12.340
is that, like, it's just their... so particular

00:57:12.340 --> 00:57:13.880
about it, too. The Uncharted movie, you mean?

00:57:14.059 --> 00:57:16.420
Oh, no. Well, yeah, that, too, maybe. Yeah, no.

00:57:16.460 --> 00:57:19.420
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, so Neil Druckmann,

00:57:19.539 --> 00:57:21.360
the director, well, the co -director of The Last

00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:23.420
of Us 1 and 2 is, like, very excited about it,

00:57:23.460 --> 00:57:25.400
so he's going to volunteer. When's the release

00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:28.659
date? They haven't said anything about it just

00:57:28.659 --> 00:57:30.699
yet. Because I'm curious if they're going to

00:57:30.699 --> 00:57:34.119
make this push for this to be an exclusive HBO

00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:37.559
Max thing, or is this going to be HBO linear,

00:57:37.699 --> 00:57:40.880
then you could also watch it on Max, but... like

00:57:40.880 --> 00:57:43.280
as soon as i'm hearing content being announced

00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:45.739
by companies like hbo and disney and whatever

00:57:45.739 --> 00:57:48.159
there's always an angle now that streaming has

00:57:48.159 --> 00:57:52.079
become king and what's the gameplay here right

00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:55.659
so anyway um Pardon the pun there. But the last

00:57:55.659 --> 00:57:58.400
of, I love, I'm not a big video game at all.

00:57:58.460 --> 00:58:02.239
But I remember this was, I don't know, 14, 2014,

00:58:02.500 --> 00:58:06.199
13? 2013. Yeah. So my roommate at the time was

00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:08.659
playing it. And I just enjoyed watching. Right.

00:58:08.679 --> 00:58:10.699
You know, I watched the entire thing. Came home

00:58:10.699 --> 00:58:13.320
from work or from school. And then I'm watching

00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.639
this guy play this beautifully detailed game

00:58:16.639 --> 00:58:20.150
with an awesome story. It's a post -apocalyptic

00:58:20.150 --> 00:58:23.590
story that I just really dug, and I'm really

00:58:23.590 --> 00:58:26.250
excited to see how they adapt it. Yeah. I think

00:58:26.250 --> 00:58:27.829
it's really well done. I would say my one caveat

00:58:27.829 --> 00:58:30.250
is, to your point, I also think you can get a

00:58:30.250 --> 00:58:31.510
lot of the enjoyment out of The Last of Us from

00:58:31.510 --> 00:58:34.150
watching it already, so I don't know how much

00:58:34.150 --> 00:58:35.909
you're going to get out of shifting the medium,

00:58:36.050 --> 00:58:37.489
if that isn't where, you know what I mean? Like,

00:58:37.489 --> 00:58:40.630
it's already so close to. prestige television

00:58:40.630 --> 00:58:43.469
show I think you're expanding the audience for

00:58:43.469 --> 00:58:45.630
sure you're right I think an older audience would

00:58:45.630 --> 00:58:47.570
still enjoy this lower barrier of entry you don't

00:58:47.570 --> 00:58:49.550
have to play anything yes for sure so I guess

00:58:49.550 --> 00:58:51.750
maybe it's not even for me it's for a larger

00:58:51.750 --> 00:58:53.929
audience to your point so is Last of Us 2 already

00:58:53.929 --> 00:58:56.610
out no I think that's why they're announcing

00:58:56.610 --> 00:58:58.429
this now Last of Us 2 was supposed to be out

00:58:58.429 --> 00:59:00.429
by now they delayed it I think it's coming out

00:59:00.429 --> 00:59:02.190
in May this year something like that it's close

00:59:02.190 --> 00:59:04.650
it's very close it's definitely summer release

00:59:04.650 --> 00:59:07.530
like May or June maybe yeah so I'm curious if

00:59:07.530 --> 00:59:09.500
they're going to incorporate parts of two into

00:59:09.500 --> 00:59:12.500
it. They made it sound, and Neil Druckmann, the

00:59:12.500 --> 00:59:14.400
director, made it sound like it was going to

00:59:14.400 --> 00:59:17.079
be mostly the first one. Because there's a very

00:59:17.079 --> 00:59:20.639
large time skip between one and two. So, yeah.

00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:22.780
Yeah, because she's almost like an adult now.

00:59:22.940 --> 00:59:26.500
Yes. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, anyways. I'm very excited

00:59:26.500 --> 00:59:29.500
for that, too. Cool. So I got a movie that's

00:59:29.500 --> 00:59:32.039
going to be coming out, I believe, in May. So

00:59:32.039 --> 00:59:35.179
it premiered at the Toronto Film Festival back

00:59:35.179 --> 00:59:38.079
in September. And it is a psychological horror

00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:41.119
flick. So you know that A24 scooped that thing

00:59:41.119 --> 00:59:43.800
up as the distributor. And it is called Saint

00:59:43.800 --> 00:59:49.489
Maude. Saint Maude. I lately... Maude. M -A -U

00:59:49.489 --> 00:59:53.610
-D. No, it's Maude. Like, M -A -U -D -E. It's

00:59:53.610 --> 00:59:55.929
missing the E. Like, I saw the trailer for it

00:59:55.929 --> 00:59:57.590
before Fantasy Out. That's what I'm saying, right?

00:59:57.630 --> 01:00:01.480
Maude? Yeah? I guess, yeah. All right. It sounded

01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:04.719
weird. Fine. Go. You're good. Tight. So Saint

01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:08.000
Maude, thank you, is a psychological horror movie.

01:00:08.300 --> 01:00:12.000
It just, it screams, exorcists, Carrie, all those

01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:15.260
classic horror movies that I only recently have

01:00:15.260 --> 01:00:18.139
started watching and appreciating. I used to

01:00:18.139 --> 01:00:20.539
hate scary movies. And then just over time, you

01:00:20.539 --> 01:00:22.780
just develop the taste and you're like, wow,

01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:25.559
this is just a whole new style of filmmaking

01:00:25.559 --> 01:00:29.199
and also very cheap. And it just allows. cheap

01:00:29.199 --> 01:00:32.280
also very cheap meaning that you know, you're

01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:35.400
dealing with casts that are younger or just dealing

01:00:35.400 --> 01:00:37.199
with storylines that aren't going to get the

01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:40.639
light of day in another genre. So things like

01:00:40.639 --> 01:00:44.239
The Witch or It Follows, those kind of like modern

01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:47.219
classics. I feel like this is coming from the

01:00:47.219 --> 01:00:49.480
same vein. I grew up Catholic, so a lot of the

01:00:49.480 --> 01:00:52.539
religious imagery in there kind of speaks to

01:00:52.539 --> 01:00:55.719
me in a very odd way. But anyway, the brief synopsis

01:00:55.719 --> 01:00:59.179
is there is this religious young woman. I'm not

01:00:59.179 --> 01:01:01.880
sure if she's a teenager or early 20s. but she

01:01:01.880 --> 01:01:04.880
is a religious fanatic, like Opus Dei Catholic

01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:08.739
style, where she goes through self -torture in

01:01:08.739 --> 01:01:11.699
order to show her worthiness to God. And there's

01:01:11.699 --> 01:01:13.739
a point, and I'm just reading this on Wikipedia,

01:01:14.059 --> 01:01:15.760
that she feels that she is also being possessed.

01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:18.780
So that is where the horror element comes into

01:01:18.780 --> 01:01:21.380
play. So anyway, I'm very excited for St. Maude.

01:01:21.460 --> 01:01:23.579
I think it's going to be coming out in the U

01:01:23.579 --> 01:01:26.519
.S. in May. I need to double -check that, but

01:01:26.519 --> 01:01:28.920
it's going to be one of those... spring early

01:01:28.920 --> 01:01:32.000
summer type movies weird spot for a horror movie

01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:34.559
a little bit yeah but i'm gonna check it out

01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:37.579
for sure um so anyway and you guys are more than

01:01:37.579 --> 01:01:40.239
welcome to come and join me totally only tangent

01:01:40.239 --> 01:01:42.679
didn't us kind of come out around that same time

01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:46.079
though us was february yeah it was february oh

01:01:46.079 --> 01:01:47.400
you're right it wasn't really never mind then

01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:50.639
cool yeah us was february and then get out i

01:01:50.639 --> 01:01:54.039
think was march or april so maybe who knows maybe

01:01:54.039 --> 01:01:57.480
that's like a new wheelhouse area for horror

01:01:57.480 --> 01:02:00.219
movies to come out sure and granted that's jordan

01:02:00.219 --> 01:02:02.380
peele it's a totally different ball yes for sure

01:02:02.380 --> 01:02:05.159
like he could sell those well antebellum is coming

01:02:05.159 --> 01:02:06.980
out in the summer i think that looks really good

01:02:06.980 --> 01:02:09.619
too yeah and he's producing yes i know that but

01:02:09.619 --> 01:02:12.519
he's producing at least and i love janelle monaise

01:02:12.519 --> 01:02:13.900
and it's really cool to see her in a leading

01:02:13.900 --> 01:02:17.059
role it's a cool looking movie oh for sure yeah

01:02:17.059 --> 01:02:19.280
yeah so that one i'm also excited for yeah but

01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:21.219
anyway good hopefully a good year for horror

01:02:21.219 --> 01:02:23.789
yeah so we'll see I can tell you Fantasy Island,

01:02:23.909 --> 01:02:26.650
no. No. Maybe not a good start, but it was profitable.

01:02:26.909 --> 01:02:28.670
Not a good start. Good for Blumhouse. Good for

01:02:28.670 --> 01:02:32.429
the money. What do you got? So, I try to stay

01:02:32.429 --> 01:02:34.949
in the next two weeks, and there's two things

01:02:34.949 --> 01:02:36.889
that I'm arguing with that I want to talk about,

01:02:36.989 --> 01:02:39.570
because there's a Netflix movie coming out based

01:02:39.570 --> 01:02:42.349
on a book series that I love that looks awful.

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Love it. So, it's called Spencer Confidential.

01:02:46.449 --> 01:02:49.769
The Spencer books, the reason I love it is, like,

01:02:49.769 --> 01:02:53.119
it's smart. wise -cracking Boston guy. Cool.

01:02:53.340 --> 01:02:56.139
Okay? They picked Mark Wahlberg. Sure. Fine.

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Problem is, in the books, he's a heavyweight.

01:02:59.699 --> 01:03:02.079
Like, he's a heavyweight boxer. Yeah. Okay. I

01:03:02.079 --> 01:03:06.019
don't picture Marky Mark. Didn't he bulk up for

01:03:06.019 --> 01:03:08.039
the fighter and all that? He did, but he's not

01:03:08.039 --> 01:03:10.380
for this. Okay, got it. And then they're making

01:03:10.380 --> 01:03:12.760
it modern, so they have Winston Duke, which I'm

01:03:12.760 --> 01:03:15.719
like, I love Winston Duke. Great. But they made

01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:18.400
him so different than the character in the book.

01:03:18.539 --> 01:03:20.860
The character in the book is problematic, so

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I kind of understand it, because they do have

01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:25.519
to kind of change it. You know, there's a lot

01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:27.820
of... And we're tossing around and that kind

01:03:27.820 --> 01:03:30.260
of stuff that he calls himself. Sure. Yeah, yeah,

01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:31.940
yeah. You know, it's not, it's not. They're probably

01:03:31.940 --> 01:03:33.800
going to turn that down. Exactly. Yeah, yeah,

01:03:33.800 --> 01:03:36.460
yeah. Exactly. And like, I get that. But at the

01:03:36.460 --> 01:03:39.039
same time, like, it just, they made him almost

01:03:39.039 --> 01:03:42.179
too far the opposite. Okay. Yeah. I don't know.

01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:44.000
Gotcha. It seems weird. I'm not looking forward

01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:46.440
to it. That's not what I'm going to, I just need

01:03:46.440 --> 01:03:47.940
to get that out because I'm pissed about it.

01:03:48.059 --> 01:03:50.599
Okay. I understand. The movie that I'm going

01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:54.199
to talk about that I have no clue what it is.

01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:58.329
The Way Back. Yeah. The Ben Affleck movie. Another

01:03:58.329 --> 01:03:59.829
Boston legend. And it's getting great reviews.

01:04:00.030 --> 01:04:02.510
Yeah, right. It's getting, yeah. My issue is

01:04:02.510 --> 01:04:04.789
the trailers I've seen. Mm -hmm. It looks like

01:04:04.789 --> 01:04:06.690
a cheesy sports movie. It does, yeah. Right.

01:04:06.750 --> 01:04:08.650
Yeah. That's what I thought. Right. And then

01:04:08.650 --> 01:04:11.429
when I saw the long trailer before a movie, it

01:04:11.429 --> 01:04:13.630
has this religious aspect where it's just like,

01:04:13.710 --> 01:04:15.909
oh, it's a religious school. They talk about

01:04:15.909 --> 01:04:19.489
God a lot in the trailer. Yeah. So, fine. Dandy.

01:04:19.510 --> 01:04:23.489
Whatever. It's rated R. Oh. Yeah. Who is this

01:04:23.489 --> 01:04:26.150
movie for? Is this like drug use? I don't know.

01:04:26.309 --> 01:04:27.789
Is that what the way back refers to? Do they

01:04:27.789 --> 01:04:31.590
just say fuck twice? Yeah, they used too many,

01:04:31.590 --> 01:04:33.849
said fuck one too many times. So that's what

01:04:33.849 --> 01:04:36.590
confuses me, because if it's a feel -good sports

01:04:36.590 --> 01:04:39.550
movie, and I'm not saying anything bad about

01:04:39.550 --> 01:04:41.789
the movie itself, because I have no clue, and

01:04:41.789 --> 01:04:45.590
it's currently 85 -86 % on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah,

01:04:45.590 --> 01:04:49.039
right. So it's coming out this week. And it finally

01:04:49.039 --> 01:04:51.440
got this and I'm like, oh, it's actually good.

01:04:52.260 --> 01:04:54.940
But it's just like, it seems like the cheesy

01:04:54.940 --> 01:04:58.159
sports movie. Right. Yet it's got an R rating.

01:04:58.440 --> 01:05:00.820
So maybe that's the fault of the trailer, right?

01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:02.820
Yes. So the movie probably knows what it is and

01:05:02.820 --> 01:05:04.619
then the trailer that's like, oh, this is the

01:05:04.619 --> 01:05:05.679
angle that's going to sell it. If anything, it

01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:07.179
could be like a studio intervention. I mean,

01:05:07.219 --> 01:05:09.659
like, we need to sell this as a feel good. Sports

01:05:09.659 --> 01:05:11.360
movie, you know, people are worried about it

01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:12.960
not reaching mass appeal. But, like, you want

01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:15.139
to bring your kids to it. Like, I remember watching

01:05:15.139 --> 01:05:18.059
Remember the Titans as a kid, PG -13 movie still.

01:05:18.300 --> 01:05:20.420
Right. What was, what reading was Miracle? Was

01:05:20.420 --> 01:05:22.139
Miracle? That was, like, PG. Was that PG -13?

01:05:22.360 --> 01:05:26.000
Yeah, okay. No, it was PG. PG? 100 % PG. Okay,

01:05:26.059 --> 01:05:27.360
got it. You can look in there, it's in there.

01:05:27.519 --> 01:05:30.019
Oh, yeah. That's a great movie. But it's definitely

01:05:30.019 --> 01:05:33.380
PG. Read it in R, that's crazy. Yeah. And that's

01:05:33.380 --> 01:05:35.219
what confuses me about this movie, I just don't

01:05:35.219 --> 01:05:37.840
know who it's for. Ben Affleck, by the way, in

01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:39.980
his press tour for this, just seems like the

01:05:39.980 --> 01:05:41.719
most depressed human being on the planet right

01:05:41.719 --> 01:05:43.719
now. He really does, yeah. It is so sad. I know.

01:05:43.820 --> 01:05:45.860
I mean, he just seems depressed always. He's

01:05:45.860 --> 01:05:47.159
just going through stuff, man. Do you remember

01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:49.579
when he kind of announces Batman and he's sitting

01:05:49.579 --> 01:05:52.340
there with Henry Cavill and it's just, no darkness.

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:55.559
I thought that was when they were talking about

01:05:55.559 --> 01:05:58.579
Batman v Superman's critical reception, right?

01:05:58.659 --> 01:06:01.639
That was why Henry Cavill was like, well, you

01:06:01.639 --> 01:06:04.400
know, I think we stand by the film and generally

01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:07.719
whatever. Ben Affleck ever seemed excited about

01:06:07.719 --> 01:06:10.820
it. No, he never did. Even before the critical

01:06:10.820 --> 01:06:14.019
reception. But, we digress. Let's close this

01:06:14.019 --> 01:06:18.579
thing up. So, you heard about some movies. We

01:06:18.579 --> 01:06:22.840
have some very fun things planned for the future.

01:06:23.380 --> 01:06:25.940
Some interviews maybe on the show and that kind

01:06:25.940 --> 01:06:30.860
of stuff. Yeah, so we're going to talk about

01:06:30.860 --> 01:06:32.840
that, try to lay some groundwork so we can get

01:06:32.840 --> 01:06:35.219
some people in here or, like, calling in or whatever.

01:06:35.500 --> 01:06:37.719
Yeah. But, yeah, so we're going to have some

01:06:37.719 --> 01:06:39.440
interviews. We're going to still talk some movies.

01:06:39.460 --> 01:06:41.940
We're going to see some shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

01:06:42.059 --> 01:06:44.139
Do some challenges that are going to be on the

01:06:44.139 --> 01:06:46.880
old Instagram and Facebook and everything. T

01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:49.219
-Dog will lose again, which is great. Right,

01:06:49.340 --> 01:06:51.900
because he's not here to play by proxy, so there

01:06:51.900 --> 01:06:55.760
you go. Take it out, T -Dog. Yep. So, for myself,

01:06:55.940 --> 01:06:57.920
Mike Butanik. I'm Troy Bellinger. I'm Mitchell

01:06:57.920 --> 01:07:00.199
Clements. This is Game for a Movie, where we

01:07:00.199 --> 01:07:03.280
ask, are you game for a movie? Yeah. Yeah, I

01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:05.199
think so. I'm up to it. I'm sure. Why not? Cool.

01:07:05.360 --> 01:07:06.380
Yeah. Sick.