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you know what that sound means it's another episode

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of game for a movie where we ask are you game

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for a movie my name is mike i will be your host

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this evening honestly this may be one of the

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best horror movies i've ever done one of the

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best worst ones obviously because we are a bad

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movie podcast this one i was excited for i was

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ready for and it delivered it absolutely crushed

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it i'm going to say right now i do not recommend

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any of you watch this movie, but in terms of

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it is exactly as bad as I wanted it to be, it

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was perfect. It was absolutely just nailed it.

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yourself 25 % off. All right, it's bad movie

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time. Let's talk. We are going to talk about

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from 2024, The Mousetrap. The Mousetrap is an

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hour and 20 minutes long. It is a horror mystery

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thriller. Here is the Rotten Tomatoes description

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of it. Stuck working the late shift at the amusement

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park arcade, Alex receives a surprise visit from

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her friends on her 21st birthday. However, their

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night of fun soon turns into a fight for survival

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when a killer dressed as Mickey Mouse crashes

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the party. Yes, Mickey Mouse is crashing the

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party, killing them off one by one. This is because

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Steamboat Willie is in the public domain, so

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they were able to get the original Mickey Mouse

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design from the Steamboat Willie cartoon. They

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were able to use that in this movie. It has no

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critic score, which I'm not shocked by, and it

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has a 17 % audience score. Mike, that doesn't

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sound very good. Why are you calling this a perfect

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movie? Well, I'll be honest. It's not good. I

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do not recommend this for anybody. But because

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I had seen the trailer, because I had seen the

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idea, I was so ready for this. Like, so ready

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for this. It was everything I wanted it to be

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in the fact that it was absolutely terrible.

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So... If you're looking for a movie that you

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know is going to be bad, an hour and 20 minutes

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of your life, you can laugh with this. Trust

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me, I did plenty. So here's a couple of my favorite

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reviews. I'm just going to read you two of them.

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This is an audience review from Jacob M., who

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gave it 0 .5 out of 5. He said, makes Winnie

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the Pooh, Blood and Honey look like The Conjuring.

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And this is from a reviewer from The Decider.

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John Serba is his name. He called it Mouse Crap.

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Yes, the Mouse Trap, Mouse Crap, whatever you

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want to call it. It's a movie that exists. It's

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considered a B -whore, dark comedy, dark fantasy,

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slasher whore, all that kind of stuff, whatever

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you want to call it. It has one nomination for

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an award. It's the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards,

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and it was a 2025 nominee, Best Public Domain

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Resurrection. I kind of want to see what the

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other ones... were at that time. So here were

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the other nominees and the winner that won for

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Best Public Domain Resurrection. Obviously, we've

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got The Mousetrap. All three of the Popeyes movies

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were in this. Popeyes Revenge, Popeye the Slayer

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Man, and Shiver Me Timbers. Of course, we also

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had Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare. And the

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winner was Screamboat. Screamboat for the Best

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Public Domain Resurrection. So Mickey won still.

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Just not with this one, is what I will say. Totally

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understand why. I haven't seen Screamboat, but

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I have heard it's a superior film in the fact

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that it's just better. Maybe a little more coherent.

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This movie comes to us from Canada, and it was

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filmed mostly at the Funhaven Arcade in Ottawa,

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Ontario, Canada. The estimated box office budget

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was $800 ,000. And the estimated gross worldwide

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was $109 ,000. Yeah, it did not recoup its losses.

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So, yeah, about that. Only making an eighth back.

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Probably not very good. The director of this

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film was Jamie Bailey. Jamie Bailey doesn't have

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a lot of movies to his name. So, if you don't

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know who that is... It's okay. Trust me. You

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probably have never heard of some of their other

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movies. Jamie Bailey was a producer on this film

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and was working with the other producer, who

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was also the writer, who also was, of course,

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Mickey Mouse. That's Simon Phillips. Simon Phillips

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is an Irish actor. And Simon Phillips has been

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in a lot of things, actually. Including... There's

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some things he's actually been in that you kind

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of actually know. He was in an episode of FUBAR,

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the show with Arnold Schwarzenegger. He was in

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an episode of The Witcher, Murdoch Mysteries,

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that kind of stuff. He's a lot of like one episode

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here or there kind of thing. Mostly makes his

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living in lesser known movies is what I will

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say. Uh, usually though having a big role, including

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he's been in two horror movies as Santa Claus.

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He was not the problem with this is what I will

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say. Um, for the most part, you know what, for

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the most part, I don't think his acting was not

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the worst that I've seen. So that's what I will

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give it at least. All right, Mike, we want to

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know the details. Tell us everything about this

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movie. So that I don't have to watch it. I don't

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want to waste an hour and 20 minutes actually

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watching this movie. The very beginning starts

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with a Star Wars -esque crawl. And they make

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sure it's known that they are not associated

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with Disney. And that this is a parody movie.

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This is a satire kind of thing. They make sure

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that it's known. It also has knockoff Star Wars

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music. And at the very end of it, it says this

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is a generic space crawl not related to anything

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as well because, again, we are not associated

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with Disney. It just kind of sets the stage that

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don't sue us, I guess, really. We are using this

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well within the public domain. And, yeah. It

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is Friday the 13th. And we are introduced to

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Detective Cole and Marsh, and they are doing

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an interview of Rebecca. Rebecca, we are told,

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is one of the few survivors of the Funhaven massacre.

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Rebecca is kind of like, she's a goth. That's

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really what she is. She's the stereotypical goth

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girl. The funny thing is... She really isn't

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a big part of the group in any of the group scenes.

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It's just she's our narrator for what happened

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at Funhaven. Basically, they are doing good cop,

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bad cop. Detective Marsh is the bad cop, and

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Detective Cole is more the good cop. Detective

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Marsh is a little older than Detective Cole.

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And Rebecca basically calls him out. She goes,

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You guys are trying to do this by the books.

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Don't try to do this by the books. This is not

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a normal case. And it's not. It is very much

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not a normal case. And she kind of says nothing

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at first because she says by saying nothing,

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once you know, you can't unknow. And that kind

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of sets in motion the start of what happened.

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And these credits start playing over Steamboat

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Willie and some like. horrible butt rock music

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that's trying to like sound scary and we are

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introduced to fun haven fun haven is the amusement

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park this takes place at it is an indoor amusement

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park um it's kind of like a dave and busters

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more so it's like an arcade more so than amusement

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park but there's a couple rides in there like

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smaller rides that kind of thing that are in

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there there's lots of close -ups of arcade games

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for the beginning like it's just kind of showing

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people at arcade games or like the arcade games

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themselves It's a good like 30 to 40 seconds

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where you're just kind of like, is this still

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just showing us Funhaven? Okay. Okay. Yeah. There's

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a kid who his knee is bleeding. And so he is

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being fixed up by our main character, Alex. Alex

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is played by Sophie McIntosh. Another one. You

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probably don't know her from very much of anything.

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And so she's fixing this kid up. and we also

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meet jana jana is a girl that works with alex

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they're kind of close but not really jana is

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the popular girl phone constantly blowing up

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constantly has a date you know that kind of stuff

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and we also get introduced to tim tim is their

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manager and he tells the girls unfortunately

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you need to stay late there's a party that got

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a last minute booking it's for eight for three

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hours after the door closes but it's double time

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so alex says it's fine sure how hard can it be

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you know you can tell they're both disappointed

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but they're going to stay because it's trip or

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it's double time so they're going to get more

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pay that kind of stuff I didn't write down anything

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important for it because nothing really happens

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in the scene, but I do want it to be clear. Like

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it keeps flashing back and forth between the

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detectives interviewing Rebecca and fun Haven

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just keeps going back and forth randomly throughout

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this. Um, just to get that point out there right

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now. So while the girls are getting ready for

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this party, Tim is in the back, like back office

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and he is pouring himself a drink. Um, His office

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is kind of like a private movie theater. And

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so it has like a projector and like a screen

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and stuff like that. It also has a bunch of movie

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memorabilia, including the Mickey Mouse mask

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and a DVD copy, of course, of Steamboat Willie.

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So he like picks up the DVD, puts it on, starts

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running through the projector, I guess. I don't

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know why. That makes no sense, but it does. It's

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very obviously a DVD. It's very obviously a projector.

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Somehow, someway, it just happens to work. So

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he starts watching Steamboat Willie. As he's

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watching it, he hears like a creepy laugh behind

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him. And he kind of gets spooked. And he was

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pouring himself a drink. He spills his drink

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on an exposed wire. I thought this was going

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to be more important. It was not. No. So he stands

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up and like gets closer to the screen. And he

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starts hearing evil Mickey who was calling to

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him. And then Mickey says, do you want to see

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what I see? And Tim kind of like shakes his head.

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And this is where then he looks at the mask.

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And this is where our Mickey comes from. So originally,

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my thought about this was that it was going to

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be he stepped on the wire or something like that

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because it was like sparking, you know, and that

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kind of stuff. And like I thought, OK, this is

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what was going to happen. No, he just. Like,

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here's an evil Mickey and becomes obsessed with

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Steamboat Willie and just wants to be Mickey,

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I guess. So we go back to the girls, Jaina and

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Alex. Jaina is smoking and smoking weed while

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Alex is cleaning the tables. You can tell now

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that Jaina kind of has something. Something's

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going on. She's playing nice, and she wants something

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from Alex. What she wants is she wants to pop

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out and go see a guy. And, you know, the horizontal

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squeaky on the bed kind of thing. Alex kind of

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sees what she's doing and knows that she won't

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come back. She still says that Jaina can go anyway.

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So Jaina. so happy that her best friend alex

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let her off the hook she goes off to meet with

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this guy so alex is all by herself waiting for

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this party that still hasn't gotten there yet

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so she starts playing some of the games but it's

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like Very obvious she's not playing any of these.

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You know, it's like the demo screen kind of thing

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where it's just kind of showing you how the game

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is played. She's not actually playing any of

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them. She's just kind of like jumping on the

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gun shooter game, you know, but not actually

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shooting anything. And then her game playing

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is interrupted by the main phone ringing behind

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the front desk. So she goes to answer the phone,

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but nobody says anything. So it's clear to her

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that somebody's on the line, but not that they're

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saying anything. She hangs it up. No problem.

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All of a sudden, the Mickey Wilson or the sorry,

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the Steamboat Willie whistle song like the you

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know, the the song that plays in Steamboat Willie.

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I don't I don't think I would get sued because

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it was included in the movie. But I'm not going

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to whistle it for you because I think you know

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what I'm talking about. It starts playing over

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the loudspeaker. So she starts to go looking

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for the source. And this is when we see Mickey

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for the first time. And he is messing with some

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chains. And she's kind of just like, what the

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fuck? Like, what the hell is happening kind of

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thing? And Mickey is wearing a black and red

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hockey sweater and then the Mickey mask. This

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is important for later, so I just want to make

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sure I get this out there. Now, this is the important

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thing. It's the black and red hockey sweater.

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So she's kind of weirded out by the chains and

00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:28.659
the Mickey, so she runs away. And she runs into

00:15:28.659 --> 00:15:33.259
the party, which is a group of her friends. And

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they're throwing her a surprise party for her

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birthday. Mind you, it's two weeks early. So

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it actually is like a surprise. She's not expecting

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any of this at all because it's two weeks before

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her birthday. And in this group also is Jackie.

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It's her birthday before Alex's even, and they're

00:15:53.049 --> 00:15:55.710
still doing the surprise party. So here is our

00:15:55.710 --> 00:15:58.350
main group of characters. We've got Alex, Jaina.

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We've got Tim, who is Mickey. And then our group

00:16:02.190 --> 00:16:06.450
of friends are Ryan, Marcus, Gemma, Paul, Jackie,

00:16:06.649 --> 00:16:10.070
Rebecca, Marie, and Danny. These are the important

00:16:10.070 --> 00:16:13.090
ones to know. A quick rundown of everybody's

00:16:13.090 --> 00:16:16.169
characters. Paul and Jackie are a couple and

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they're just constantly like wanting to have

00:16:19.409 --> 00:16:21.049
sex with each other. They can't keep their hands

00:16:21.049 --> 00:16:24.549
off each other. Marcus is the nerd who is kind

00:16:24.549 --> 00:16:27.889
of like organizing it. You can kind of tell there's

00:16:27.889 --> 00:16:31.330
a little bit of a romance angle for him and Alex.

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The person who's taking credit is Ryan. who is

00:16:34.710 --> 00:16:37.090
the captain of the hockey team. The hockey team

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wears black and red hockey sweaters. Rebecca,

00:16:41.309 --> 00:16:44.750
I told you before, is our goth girl. Marie and

00:16:44.750 --> 00:16:47.389
Gemma are just kind of there as like eye candy.

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Both of them don't really have a lot of personality.

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And then Danny. Danny, we don't learn a lot about,

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but he's kind of Marcus's friend and he just

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wants to like smoke weed and do his own thing.

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So that's kind of the quick version of who these

00:17:04.880 --> 00:17:09.180
people are. Yeah. We learned they wanted to have

00:17:09.180 --> 00:17:12.339
the party there because Marcus, who's been friends

00:17:12.339 --> 00:17:16.279
with Alex since forever, she kind of said something

00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:18.880
when they were younger about always having their

00:17:18.880 --> 00:17:22.359
birthdays at Funhaven. And so that's why he wanted

00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:24.480
to do the surprise party there. So that group

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of eight that booked last minute, yeah, that

00:17:26.940 --> 00:17:30.880
was for her surprise party. There's no actual

00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:34.220
kids or anything like that. And great. Cool.

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This place also has booze. So Alex is able to

00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.059
get everybody drinks and everything. And they

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give her the cake. And of course, the cake has

00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:46.039
boobs because Paul picked it. Paul is like the

00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.660
horndog with Jackie. After they kind of eat a

00:17:49.660 --> 00:17:51.240
little bit of cake, I don't actually know if

00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:53.259
I saw anybody actually eat any of it, but they

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all got a plate and cake or whatever. They leave

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the knife in the cake. And they walk away to

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go play a drinking game at the Papa Shop. Now

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we go back to the detectives and they're asking

00:18:04.250 --> 00:18:06.670
Rebecca why the group split up, why they walked

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away from each other. And Rebecca goes, well,

00:18:09.289 --> 00:18:11.190
you know how these groups go and everything like

00:18:11.190 --> 00:18:14.869
that. Dominant personalities are going to butt

00:18:14.869 --> 00:18:17.309
heads or when they have feelings for the same

00:18:17.309 --> 00:18:19.250
girl or whatever, you know, that kind of thing.

00:18:20.430 --> 00:18:23.569
So Danny and Marcus are kind of off to the side.

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Ryan. being the uber competitive person he is

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of course gets the basketball first and keeps

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missing and he's terrible at basketball apparently

00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:36.170
he should just stick to hockey he's terrible

00:18:36.170 --> 00:18:38.529
at basketball misses and he yells fuck every

00:18:38.529 --> 00:18:41.930
time and it's just kind of like you just as danny

00:18:41.930 --> 00:18:44.130
and marcus are kind of talking literally you

00:18:44.130 --> 00:18:47.609
just hear ryan in the background fuck fuck fuck

00:18:47.609 --> 00:18:50.930
just all this time over and over and over again

00:18:52.130 --> 00:18:56.809
Paul is talking with Marcus and Danny and is

00:18:56.809 --> 00:18:59.730
explaining that it's obvious that Ryan is looking

00:18:59.730 --> 00:19:02.049
to get Alex drunk because he wants to score.

00:19:02.750 --> 00:19:08.210
Marcus obviously likes Alex and doesn't want

00:19:08.210 --> 00:19:09.910
that to happen. So this is kind of where you

00:19:09.910 --> 00:19:11.589
see the butting of the heads and why the group

00:19:11.589 --> 00:19:14.150
splits up. Paul then gets a text message, but

00:19:14.150 --> 00:19:16.670
really it's a voice message from Jackie. And

00:19:16.670 --> 00:19:19.690
she plays it, or he plays it. And it's literally

00:19:19.690 --> 00:19:23.130
Jackie just like, come find me. You'll get what

00:19:23.130 --> 00:19:26.809
you're looking for. And he plays this in front

00:19:26.809 --> 00:19:30.190
of not only Danny and Marcus, but also Gemma

00:19:30.190 --> 00:19:32.490
and Marie are there as well. And they all hear

00:19:32.490 --> 00:19:36.509
it. And so Paul just kind of is like trying to

00:19:36.509 --> 00:19:39.690
play like, oh, nothing's going to happen. Sorry,

00:19:39.910 --> 00:19:44.289
I just need to go find her real quick. And she's

00:19:44.289 --> 00:19:46.609
walking into the play area or the play place

00:19:46.609 --> 00:19:48.750
or whatever they call it, the jungle gym, the

00:19:48.750 --> 00:19:54.109
jungle gym. So she walks in there. He goes to

00:19:54.109 --> 00:19:56.470
find her and he says, I'll be right back. And

00:19:56.470 --> 00:20:00.769
then Marcus says, he's totally dead. And the

00:20:00.769 --> 00:20:02.890
two girls, Gemma and Marie and Danny are like,

00:20:03.029 --> 00:20:05.650
what's going on? And he explains like the horror

00:20:05.650 --> 00:20:09.089
movie, I'll be right back rules. And they just

00:20:09.089 --> 00:20:12.180
go with like. You're obviously a serial killer,

00:20:12.359 --> 00:20:15.819
so the girls walk away. This is probably one

00:20:15.819 --> 00:20:18.720
of my favorite throwaway things that they talk

00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:21.279
about is the I'll be right back rules kind of

00:20:21.279 --> 00:20:24.420
thing. This movie takes a lot of inspiration

00:20:24.420 --> 00:20:26.980
from a lot of different things, but you can tell

00:20:26.980 --> 00:20:29.480
it kind of wants to be along those horror comedy

00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:32.740
kind of thing, like Scream, where we've got this

00:20:32.740 --> 00:20:35.059
guy that knows all the rules about horror movies

00:20:35.059 --> 00:20:38.019
and that kind of stuff. But also, they kind of

00:20:38.019 --> 00:20:42.289
want it to be like... The nerd gets the girl.

00:20:42.450 --> 00:20:45.829
You know, it's definitely looking that way from

00:20:45.829 --> 00:20:49.329
the beginning. This is when the cops start to

00:20:49.329 --> 00:20:51.849
question Rebecca. Like, how is she hearing all

00:20:51.849 --> 00:20:53.589
of these things? How is she putting all this

00:20:53.589 --> 00:20:55.869
together? Because remember, she is the only one

00:20:55.869 --> 00:20:59.609
giving them this information. But somehow, someway,

00:20:59.630 --> 00:21:02.509
she's able to give all this information to them,

00:21:02.609 --> 00:21:05.690
including the fact that Jackie and Paul were

00:21:05.690 --> 00:21:09.269
definitely getting it on. So as they start making

00:21:09.269 --> 00:21:11.329
out and stuff, Of course, in the background,

00:21:11.509 --> 00:21:14.089
Mickey is watching. So it leaves the jungle gym

00:21:14.089 --> 00:21:16.490
and we go to Ryan. And Ryan is talking on the

00:21:16.490 --> 00:21:18.849
phone and he is talking with his hockey buddies,

00:21:18.950 --> 00:21:21.250
like his other teammates and stuff like that.

00:21:21.849 --> 00:21:28.650
And basically the plan is that they're going

00:21:28.650 --> 00:21:31.589
to leave this place and Marcus is going to be

00:21:31.589 --> 00:21:35.289
beat up by the hockey team. They want to do that

00:21:35.289 --> 00:21:40.210
because Marcus takes an interest with Alex. We

00:21:40.210 --> 00:21:42.930
also kind of learn that, like, Ryan's dating

00:21:42.930 --> 00:21:45.730
somebody. He just wants to fuck Alex. That's

00:21:45.730 --> 00:21:48.789
it. Like, he doesn't want to actually be with

00:21:48.789 --> 00:21:53.890
her. He wants to just fuck her. And then this

00:21:53.890 --> 00:21:56.250
introduces us to the hockey guys. None of them

00:21:56.250 --> 00:21:58.470
are named. They're all Hockey Guy 1, Hockey Guy

00:21:58.470 --> 00:22:01.269
2, Hockey Guy 3, Hockey Guy 4. But they're talking

00:22:01.269 --> 00:22:03.910
about that they're at Funhaven and how it's owned

00:22:03.910 --> 00:22:07.589
by their old captain, Tim Collins, who took a

00:22:07.589 --> 00:22:12.960
few too many pucks to the head. So it goes back

00:22:12.960 --> 00:22:16.519
to Rebecca telling the detectives that the hockey

00:22:16.519 --> 00:22:19.519
team never made it to Funhaven. Well, because

00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:23.140
Ryan is on the phone and because Alex sees this,

00:22:23.220 --> 00:22:25.700
she comes up with a great idea. She's like, we're

00:22:25.700 --> 00:22:27.180
supposed to be partying. We're supposed to be

00:22:27.180 --> 00:22:28.759
having a good time with each other's company.

00:22:29.180 --> 00:22:32.079
Let's put all our phones in a bag and put it

00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:36.779
away. Nobody has their phones. Great. Cool. I

00:22:36.779 --> 00:22:39.079
don't remember why this happened, but this happened.

00:22:39.759 --> 00:22:42.839
And I guess it was because Ryan's kind of being

00:22:42.839 --> 00:22:48.700
a dick to Alex. Gemma and Marie see that Rebecca's

00:22:48.700 --> 00:22:52.799
kind of looking at them like pretty intently.

00:22:53.539 --> 00:22:56.059
And they're just like, oh, somebody has feelings

00:22:56.059 --> 00:22:59.220
for Ryan. And she goes, no, no, I don't. No,

00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:01.720
no, no. And then she looks again. And the two

00:23:01.720 --> 00:23:05.460
girls look at each other and just like, oh. So

00:23:05.460 --> 00:23:12.000
Rebecca is. also kind of interested in alex uh

00:23:12.000 --> 00:23:16.200
yeah so that's it's it's never really a big deal

00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:20.380
in this it's just kind of throwaway thing where

00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:24.180
it's cool yeah um okay you're interested in her

00:23:24.180 --> 00:23:26.819
got it okay so there's three people that are

00:23:26.819 --> 00:23:29.400
interested in alex now goes back to the jungle

00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:34.720
gym jackie and paul are naked making out uh mickey

00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:38.269
says hey to them trying to get their attention

00:23:38.269 --> 00:23:43.970
and like Paul's gets all like alpha male kind

00:23:43.970 --> 00:23:46.650
of thing and Mickey runs at them to kill them

00:23:46.650 --> 00:23:50.390
so those two are dead Jackie and Paul gone um

00:23:50.390 --> 00:23:53.470
you don't really see it it's off camera but they're

00:23:53.470 --> 00:23:57.250
dead and I was pretty confident from the beginning

00:23:57.250 --> 00:23:59.730
that they were dead like it wasn't a question

00:23:59.730 --> 00:24:03.269
that they were dead uh but we do get confirmation

00:24:03.269 --> 00:24:06.059
that they are dead dead It's back to the friends.

00:24:06.099 --> 00:24:08.619
They go to get another drink at the bar, but

00:24:08.619 --> 00:24:10.660
they learn that the knife is missing. Remember

00:24:10.660 --> 00:24:13.819
how it was in the cake? Yeah, it's missing. Nobody

00:24:13.819 --> 00:24:15.539
makes a big deal of it. They're just like, oh,

00:24:15.579 --> 00:24:17.880
the knife's missing. Okay, where'd it go? We'll

00:24:17.880 --> 00:24:22.019
find it eventually. No big deal. Alex then goes,

00:24:22.259 --> 00:24:25.039
well, I don't really want to have my birthday

00:24:25.039 --> 00:24:27.660
here. Let's go to a bar or something so I can

00:24:27.660 --> 00:24:31.420
get my first legal drink. Remember, this party

00:24:31.420 --> 00:24:34.670
is two weeks early. This is... This is in one

00:24:34.670 --> 00:24:37.230
of the goofs, but this also like stood out to

00:24:37.230 --> 00:24:40.450
me immediately. You're not getting a legal drink

00:24:40.450 --> 00:24:46.089
anywhere, girl. You're not actually 21 yet. They

00:24:46.089 --> 00:24:47.730
all agree that they're going to go to another

00:24:47.730 --> 00:24:52.069
bar and Ryan pulls Alex off to the side. He is

00:24:52.069 --> 00:24:55.369
trying to ask her out, which she, of course,

00:24:55.369 --> 00:24:58.250
knowing that he is with Jennifer. I don't know

00:24:58.250 --> 00:25:01.630
who Jennifer is, but he's with Jennifer. She

00:25:01.630 --> 00:25:05.230
calls him out. and Ryan just doesn't understand.

00:25:05.329 --> 00:25:08.089
He doesn't seem to understand that it's him that

00:25:08.089 --> 00:25:11.890
turns people off, and so he kind of is just not

00:25:11.890 --> 00:25:15.269
meaning to be, but he's like an uber competitive

00:25:15.269 --> 00:25:17.410
douche at this point. He's just like, oh, no,

00:25:17.509 --> 00:25:20.230
I only care about you, really. Like, I only care

00:25:20.230 --> 00:25:22.890
about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's also drank

00:25:22.890 --> 00:25:26.289
the most out of anybody at this time, so that's

00:25:26.289 --> 00:25:29.049
another thing that's not helping. Rebecca grabs

00:25:29.049 --> 00:25:31.029
the bag of phones. They head towards the exit.

00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:34.980
And they see that the door is chained shut. From

00:25:34.980 --> 00:25:38.900
the inside, chains wrapped around the door. They

00:25:38.900 --> 00:25:41.200
aren't getting through that way. The group assumes

00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:43.420
that it's Paul and Jackie. They're pulling a

00:25:43.420 --> 00:25:45.839
prank. And they also learn that their phones

00:25:45.839 --> 00:25:48.339
that they left in the bag, yeah, those have been

00:25:48.339 --> 00:25:50.700
replaced with toy phones. They are not the actual

00:25:50.700 --> 00:25:54.039
phones anymore. And then the loudspeaker comes

00:25:54.039 --> 00:25:57.099
on and it plays Jackie saying, come find me.

00:25:57.180 --> 00:25:59.900
You'll get what you were looking for. Which they

00:25:59.900 --> 00:26:02.400
think means the key to the escape. And their

00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:04.759
phones and everything like that. But it's obviously

00:26:04.759 --> 00:26:08.500
the same message that she sent to Paul earlier.

00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:12.680
Just being played over the loudspeaker. It played

00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:16.799
in front of Gemma and Marie. And yet neither

00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:19.200
one recognizes it. It also played in front of

00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:22.799
Danny and Marcus. Nobody recognizes this message.

00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:26.720
Because it's obviously the recorded voice message.

00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:29.740
It's not actually... her talking on the thing

00:26:29.740 --> 00:26:33.039
well instead of trying to like play their game

00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:36.339
they try to go to the fire escape but it's also

00:26:36.339 --> 00:26:38.900
locked this is the area where alex saw mickey

00:26:38.900 --> 00:26:43.079
earlier again she's kind of thinking now especially

00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:46.359
she goes there's like remember she saw mickey

00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:48.900
she knows that somebody is dressed like mickey

00:26:48.900 --> 00:26:54.559
mouse there but she kind of thinks now i guess

00:26:54.559 --> 00:26:57.710
i'm putting thoughts into her own head but she

00:26:57.710 --> 00:26:59.869
kind of thinks like this is just Paul and Jackie

00:26:59.869 --> 00:27:01.769
they're they're making a game that kind of stuff

00:27:01.769 --> 00:27:04.630
they're doing a prank whatever so Alex offers

00:27:04.630 --> 00:27:07.069
free drinks for the night like she'll buy all

00:27:07.069 --> 00:27:09.009
the drinks to whoever finds the couple first

00:27:09.009 --> 00:27:12.710
so the group kind of splits up goes their own

00:27:12.710 --> 00:27:16.650
way to find the couple and it's a game for them

00:27:16.650 --> 00:27:18.190
and everything like that that's why they split

00:27:18.190 --> 00:27:23.549
up but Marcus takes this as a chance to talk

00:27:23.549 --> 00:27:27.519
to Alex and they're talking a little bit and

00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:31.299
she kind of like in no and not hidden words tells

00:27:31.299 --> 00:27:34.599
him that he needs to go for what he wants basically

00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:39.440
she was saying that she doesn't like ryan that

00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:41.799
way but she likes that he goes and gets what

00:27:41.799 --> 00:27:47.140
he wants and i like that and then um marcus kind

00:27:47.140 --> 00:27:50.279
of says well can i give you your real present

00:27:50.279 --> 00:27:54.630
now and she goes yeah and they walk off All right.

00:27:54.869 --> 00:28:00.369
So before the bloodbath commences, besides our

00:28:00.369 --> 00:28:04.329
murdered couple already, I'm going to take a

00:28:04.329 --> 00:28:08.930
quick break. And I will be back with the bloodbath

00:28:08.930 --> 00:28:13.849
that is the mousetrap as we get to some of the

00:28:13.849 --> 00:28:18.609
more fun and unbelievable things. All right.

00:28:18.630 --> 00:28:24.309
We are back. So remember the couple. They they're

00:28:24.309 --> 00:28:27.710
dead. Yeah, they're dead. They died in the jungle

00:28:27.710 --> 00:28:32.250
gym and the group is looking for them. Marcus

00:28:32.250 --> 00:28:36.250
and Alex are together. Ryan's on his own. Gemma

00:28:36.250 --> 00:28:38.069
and Marie started together, but they're kind

00:28:38.069 --> 00:28:40.450
of split up and Rebecca's on her own and Danny's

00:28:40.450 --> 00:28:42.930
on his own. I always forget Danny because Danny

00:28:42.930 --> 00:28:46.589
kind of disappears. Partially through this, like

00:28:46.589 --> 00:28:48.970
he you think he's going to be a bigger part and

00:28:48.970 --> 00:28:50.789
then all of a sudden he's just not there anymore.

00:28:52.699 --> 00:28:55.599
So Marcus is taking Alex to give her her present.

00:28:56.259 --> 00:28:59.259
Ryan is in the jungle gym and he kind of sees

00:28:59.259 --> 00:29:02.960
like splatter of blood, not a lot, but a splatter

00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:06.279
of blood. And then he runs into Mickey. Mickey

00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:08.839
wearing the black and red hockey sweater. He

00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:10.400
thinks is one of his hockey buddies. And he's

00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.660
like, oh, good call. Wearing a mask. Yeah, this

00:29:12.660 --> 00:29:15.980
is a great idea. You know, go go mess up that

00:29:15.980 --> 00:29:22.390
Marcus guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rebecca. Also runs

00:29:22.390 --> 00:29:24.490
into Mickey. While in the jungle gym. But in

00:29:24.490 --> 00:29:29.789
a different part of the jungle gym. So. She runs

00:29:29.789 --> 00:29:32.730
into him. And he starts swinging his knife at

00:29:32.730 --> 00:29:38.109
her. Just. And she's like freaking out. And she

00:29:38.109 --> 00:29:42.650
falls. And her flashlight starts strobing. Like

00:29:42.650 --> 00:29:46.609
strobe effect. And she shoots it at him. And

00:29:46.609 --> 00:29:50.410
he runs off. So Rebecca's okay. But her flashlight.

00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:54.900
kind of like protected her um we don't know why

00:29:54.900 --> 00:29:58.559
uh it protected her uh marie is also kind of

00:29:58.559 --> 00:30:00.619
in the jungle gym a lot of people go to the jungle

00:30:00.619 --> 00:30:02.480
gym first because that's where they saw them

00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:05.460
last so that i guess that makes sense uh marie

00:30:05.460 --> 00:30:08.619
is in the jungle gym and she finds mickey and

00:30:08.619 --> 00:30:11.180
mickey is kind of just like standing there and

00:30:11.180 --> 00:30:14.740
then shows her the knife and kind of flicks it

00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:17.000
at her and a bunch of blood splatters on her

00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:20.339
face from the knife flicking at her now she's

00:30:20.339 --> 00:30:22.759
able to get down the slide and escape away from

00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:29.000
him uh jemma she starts playing a vr game just

00:30:29.000 --> 00:30:31.339
because there's no reason behind it just she

00:30:31.339 --> 00:30:33.160
wanted to do it she wanted to try it so she goes

00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:38.019
and does it and then marcus sits alex down at

00:30:38.019 --> 00:30:40.259
a table and there's a bunch of cups and all the

00:30:40.259 --> 00:30:43.420
cups have like a different flag in it and it's

00:30:43.420 --> 00:30:48.599
every sour candy from every country because she

00:30:49.420 --> 00:30:53.420
told him long ago that she wanted to try every

00:30:53.420 --> 00:30:57.319
sour candy from every country and so he got her

00:30:57.319 --> 00:30:59.740
like a bunch of different sour candies from different

00:30:59.740 --> 00:31:03.240
countries and he remembers like everything about

00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:07.579
her and so alex takes one of them and like tries

00:31:07.579 --> 00:31:09.920
it and everything and it's super sour but she's

00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.279
like happy like this is this is a thoughtful

00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:16.099
gift it's weird i will say that Not every country

00:31:16.099 --> 00:31:17.980
is definitely represented. So if it's supposed

00:31:17.980 --> 00:31:21.099
to be every country, they're a little short.

00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.460
But, you know, it's just a show. He remembers

00:31:26.460 --> 00:31:30.220
things about her. Alex asks for a birthday wish.

00:31:30.819 --> 00:31:33.440
And Marcus is like, of course, yeah, you can

00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:38.359
have a birthday wish. And she tells him to ask

00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.220
her out. And he's about to do so. He's going

00:31:41.220 --> 00:31:43.359
to ask her out. This is finally going to happen.

00:31:43.500 --> 00:31:45.339
Marcus is finally going to get together with

00:31:45.339 --> 00:31:48.759
Alex, probably. Well, they get interrupted by

00:31:48.759 --> 00:31:51.339
Marie because Marie is hysterical. She's just

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:53.819
like, she thinks it's Ryan that's doing this

00:31:53.819 --> 00:31:58.240
because he's wearing his hockey sweater. So they

00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:00.160
go and get out of there. They're basically like,

00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:02.920
we're going to go to the office. We're going

00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:04.339
to turn off the music. We're going to turn on

00:32:04.339 --> 00:32:06.440
the lights, find everybody, get out of there.

00:32:08.680 --> 00:32:13.140
So Alex goes to the office by herself, leaving

00:32:13.140 --> 00:32:17.839
Marie and Marcus together at the table. Alex

00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:20.700
tries to log into the computer and it's just

00:32:20.700 --> 00:32:23.859
plain Steamboat Willie over and over and over

00:32:23.859 --> 00:32:27.279
again. Just like the same scene of Mickey over

00:32:27.279 --> 00:32:30.700
and over again. So now she's like, OK, we need

00:32:30.700 --> 00:32:32.460
to call somebody. We're going to try the landline.

00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:35.900
And Mickey picks it up and he says they are going

00:32:35.900 --> 00:32:38.410
to play hide and seek. This is going to be game

00:32:38.410 --> 00:32:39.970
time now. They're going to play hide and seek.

00:32:40.690 --> 00:32:42.470
Now it goes to the bar where the hockey guys

00:32:42.470 --> 00:32:46.589
are. And they're like, okay, we haven't heard

00:32:46.589 --> 00:32:48.529
anything from Ryan in a while. Let's just go

00:32:48.529 --> 00:32:51.529
to Fun Haven. Let's go beat up Marcus. And then

00:32:51.529 --> 00:32:54.910
we'll come back to the bar and drink. Because

00:32:54.910 --> 00:32:59.130
the one guy is like, well, why are we waiting

00:32:59.130 --> 00:33:01.549
for him here? And the other guys are just kind

00:33:01.549 --> 00:33:03.890
of like, well, you know, he's going to come here

00:33:03.890 --> 00:33:05.430
after. They're going to another bar, everything

00:33:05.430 --> 00:33:07.079
like that. And he goes, but. I don't want to

00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:10.460
get kicked out of this bar. So they go, oh, cool,

00:33:10.559 --> 00:33:13.839
good idea. Let's go to Funhaven. As they stand

00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:17.579
up to go to Funhaven, Mickey enters the bar.

00:33:18.480 --> 00:33:21.539
And he is wearing a hockey sweater, and he doesn't

00:33:21.539 --> 00:33:26.319
say much of anything. They think it's Marcus

00:33:26.319 --> 00:33:29.680
for some strange reason. I have no clue still

00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:32.400
to this moment why they think it's Marcus, but

00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:37.509
they think it's Marcus. The guys go to attack

00:33:37.509 --> 00:33:40.029
him with hockey sticks. Like they have their

00:33:40.029 --> 00:33:42.970
sticks with them. So they go to attack him and

00:33:42.970 --> 00:33:46.490
he is able to disarm one. And then he's able

00:33:46.490 --> 00:33:48.789
to beat all of them up with just one of the hockey

00:33:48.789 --> 00:33:54.609
sticks. Like he just do, do, do. I think they

00:33:54.609 --> 00:33:56.950
thought they were trying for like Kingsman, you

00:33:56.950 --> 00:33:59.970
know, where the manners make it man scene where

00:33:59.970 --> 00:34:03.500
it's just one person just. locking the door and

00:34:03.500 --> 00:34:05.460
like beating the shit out of four people at the

00:34:05.460 --> 00:34:08.599
same time. It's nowhere near as cool. It's a

00:34:08.599 --> 00:34:12.099
lot of fight choreography that doesn't hit. Like

00:34:12.099 --> 00:34:15.340
it's very obvious. He like swings at him and

00:34:15.340 --> 00:34:17.619
the other guys already moving to the side to

00:34:17.619 --> 00:34:20.780
like avoid getting hit. It's that bad. Like you

00:34:20.780 --> 00:34:24.320
can tell as it's happening, it's that bad. So

00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:27.739
the hockey guys, um, we don't know if they're

00:34:27.739 --> 00:34:30.369
dead or not. But they're not making it to Funhaven.

00:34:30.449 --> 00:34:32.530
That was the important thing of this situation.

00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:34.889
We have no clue. They might be dead. They might

00:34:34.889 --> 00:34:38.590
be alive. Who knows? The thing that was important

00:34:38.590 --> 00:34:41.949
is they're not making it to Funhaven. Goes back

00:34:41.949 --> 00:34:46.130
to Funhaven. And Danny, our resident smoker,

00:34:46.289 --> 00:34:51.030
he went to go smoke in the roller coaster. And

00:34:51.030 --> 00:34:54.030
he fell asleep. So he's just sitting in the roller

00:34:54.030 --> 00:34:58.590
coaster asleep. uh mickey shuts the bar down

00:34:58.590 --> 00:35:03.550
on him and then starts the ride so danny wakes

00:35:03.550 --> 00:35:07.090
up because obviously the ride is going now and

00:35:07.090 --> 00:35:09.289
then we see the rest of our gang the rest of

00:35:09.289 --> 00:35:12.409
our gang uh they run to the fire exit again so

00:35:12.409 --> 00:35:16.389
this is marie alex and marcus just the three

00:35:16.389 --> 00:35:18.869
of them really um we don't know what happened

00:35:18.869 --> 00:35:21.769
to ryan and rebecca and we don't know jemma's

00:35:21.769 --> 00:35:25.969
still playing her vr game so I don't know. She

00:35:25.969 --> 00:35:28.570
plays for a while, I guess. I guess that's that's.

00:35:28.570 --> 00:35:34.090
Yeah. So the three Marie, Alex and Ryan, they

00:35:34.090 --> 00:35:36.929
run to the fire exit again. And Jackie and Paul's

00:35:36.929 --> 00:35:40.210
bodies are there. And there's a sign around them

00:35:40.210 --> 00:35:43.989
that says this game isn't for couples. Marie's

00:35:43.989 --> 00:35:46.369
pissed because she still thinks this is Ryan.

00:35:46.710 --> 00:35:49.829
And she's like she blames Alex for not hooking

00:35:49.829 --> 00:35:52.010
up with Ryan. And this is what made him go crazy.

00:35:52.699 --> 00:35:54.599
And Alex just calls her out and goes, that's

00:35:54.599 --> 00:35:56.519
a great idea now that he's murdering people.

00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:01.079
Danny is just keep going over and over and over

00:36:01.079 --> 00:36:03.679
on the ride. And he's asking Ryan to turn it

00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.300
off because, again, he thinks it's Ryan. Mickey

00:36:06.300 --> 00:36:11.360
does. And Danny is able to try to run away, but

00:36:11.360 --> 00:36:15.000
he can't get very far because he's dizzy. Our

00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:18.309
three at the fire exit. are talking about potentially

00:36:18.309 --> 00:36:21.309
like splitting up. And Marcus is like, haven't

00:36:21.309 --> 00:36:23.809
you seen any horror movie ever? And Marie goes,

00:36:23.989 --> 00:36:29.110
no, Marcus, I have a sex life. Good line. Ridiculous

00:36:29.110 --> 00:36:31.710
in the moment though. So they're going to stick

00:36:31.710 --> 00:36:35.650
together and their plan is to like break a window

00:36:35.650 --> 00:36:38.070
or something and get out before Mickey gets them.

00:36:38.309 --> 00:36:40.949
That is their big plan. They were a little worried

00:36:40.949 --> 00:36:43.530
about how loud it was going to be, but they've

00:36:43.530 --> 00:36:46.579
decided this is probably the best plan. Gemma

00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:50.159
is still playing her VR game, and mind you, she's

00:36:50.159 --> 00:36:52.780
not, like, doing anything. Like, they keep showing

00:36:52.780 --> 00:36:54.880
what the game is. It's supposed to be, like,

00:36:54.940 --> 00:36:58.599
a knight fighting a dragon, and it just keeps

00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:02.579
showing, like, the knight kind of, like, raising

00:37:02.579 --> 00:37:05.739
its sword to fight, but not actually doing anything.

00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:10.199
It's just kind of, like, wah -ding, wah -ding.

00:37:11.630 --> 00:37:13.889
So it keeps showing like this knight preparing

00:37:13.889 --> 00:37:16.530
to battle the dragon, but Gemma isn't actually

00:37:16.530 --> 00:37:19.969
like doing anything in the game. Mickey shows

00:37:19.969 --> 00:37:22.710
up behind her and is kind of watching what she's

00:37:22.710 --> 00:37:26.130
doing. She has like the headphones and the goggles

00:37:26.130 --> 00:37:29.150
on, so she can't hear or see anything. So Mickey

00:37:29.150 --> 00:37:31.690
is just kind of like toying with her from behind.

00:37:32.250 --> 00:37:35.809
I don't know why, but just playing with his food

00:37:35.809 --> 00:37:38.570
kind of thing. So this is the part where it's

00:37:38.570 --> 00:37:41.480
like Mickey is kind of just. toying with his

00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:45.199
food a little bit um because he leaves Gemma

00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:50.099
alive Rebecca is alive Danny's alive everybody

00:37:50.099 --> 00:37:53.239
is alive still except for Jackie and Paul and

00:37:53.239 --> 00:37:55.380
maybe the hockey guys but we don't care about

00:37:55.380 --> 00:37:58.039
them the only one we have a question about is

00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:03.500
Ryan we don't know either way um it's back to

00:38:03.500 --> 00:38:07.960
present day and Rebecca is saying to the detectives

00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:11.909
how she was watching the CCTV And seeing that

00:38:11.909 --> 00:38:14.710
he wasn't going to laser tag, she thought that

00:38:14.710 --> 00:38:18.030
would be a good spot to hide. And this is where

00:38:18.030 --> 00:38:20.590
the detectives are just like, the CCTV footage,

00:38:20.829 --> 00:38:23.849
all of that been wiped. You were the only one

00:38:23.849 --> 00:38:26.050
who said you were even anywhere near that. Why

00:38:26.050 --> 00:38:28.809
did you wipe it? It's Detective Marsh more than

00:38:28.809 --> 00:38:31.989
Detective Cole. Detective Marsh, the bad cop,

00:38:32.230 --> 00:38:37.940
he thinks Rebecca might have done this. Nobody

00:38:37.940 --> 00:38:39.980
knows, but he thinks that Rebecca might have

00:38:39.980 --> 00:38:44.739
done this. So she's in laser tag and Danny happens

00:38:44.739 --> 00:38:48.239
to find her too. And she explains to the cops

00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:51.659
that she was able to survive in laser tag because

00:38:51.659 --> 00:38:54.099
of Danny. We don't get to see that scene right

00:38:54.099 --> 00:38:57.800
away. Marie, Alex, and Marcus, they go to the

00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.559
front and they see that Mickey is outside. And

00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:03.940
then he says over the loudspeaker, it's time,

00:39:03.960 --> 00:39:08.699
I'm coming to get you. So Marcus comes up with

00:39:08.699 --> 00:39:12.320
the idea at this point to run the fire alarm

00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:15.420
because at least if they can run the fire alarm,

00:39:15.500 --> 00:39:18.139
if they run the fire alarm, the fire department

00:39:18.139 --> 00:39:21.260
can get there and they can get them out. That's

00:39:21.260 --> 00:39:24.199
the thought anyway. And that's a good one. And

00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:27.519
they also think if they run the fire alarm, they

00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:32.760
can run up to the roof and the roof only has

00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.269
like one way to it. So they can kind of like

00:39:35.269 --> 00:39:38.710
barricade themselves on the roof, at least to

00:39:38.710 --> 00:39:40.369
buy them enough time for the fire department

00:39:40.369 --> 00:39:43.590
to get there. That was the idea behind it. So

00:39:43.590 --> 00:39:46.530
Alex goes on her own to pull the alarm and Marie

00:39:46.530 --> 00:39:49.449
slash Marcus wait at the front. When Alex pulls

00:39:49.449 --> 00:39:52.690
the alarm, Mickey hears it and goes to laser

00:39:52.690 --> 00:39:55.570
tag. Don't know why he went to laser tag, but

00:39:55.570 --> 00:39:57.909
he went to laser tag. That was the idea behind

00:39:57.909 --> 00:40:01.690
it. Maybe that's where the system is that they

00:40:01.690 --> 00:40:04.949
can stop it. I don't know, actually. Marcus then

00:40:04.949 --> 00:40:07.309
tells everyone over the loudspeaker that they

00:40:07.309 --> 00:40:09.889
need to go to the roof. So everybody knows they're

00:40:09.889 --> 00:40:15.110
going to the roof. Alex is in the back after

00:40:15.110 --> 00:40:18.269
pulling the fire alarm and she runs into Gemma.

00:40:18.789 --> 00:40:22.010
Gemma is finally done playing her VR game. And

00:40:22.010 --> 00:40:24.829
Mickey appears behind her and slits her throat.

00:40:25.489 --> 00:40:29.110
So Gemma's gone. Yeah. So we got three people

00:40:29.110 --> 00:40:32.900
dead now. Rebecca and Danny are trying to run

00:40:32.900 --> 00:40:34.659
out of the laser tag because they saw that Mickey

00:40:34.659 --> 00:40:37.420
was coming their way. But of course, Rebecca

00:40:37.420 --> 00:40:44.139
trips. Mickey cuts her ankle, but she yells at

00:40:44.139 --> 00:40:49.239
Danny to run. She basically is about to sacrifice

00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:52.800
herself so Danny can get out. But Danny, of course,

00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:54.980
grows a pair and is going to try to fight Mickey.

00:40:55.699 --> 00:40:59.960
But remember, Mickey can teleport. And Danny

00:40:59.960 --> 00:41:02.519
can't. And he's also high. And he's also still

00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.400
kind of a little dizzy from the roller coaster.

00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:08.219
So Mickey teleports, peers behind him, and stabs

00:41:08.219 --> 00:41:10.800
him straight in the head. Like straight through

00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:15.000
the head. Alex was able to get past wherever

00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:18.039
Mickey was with Gemma and is able to reconnect

00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:22.519
with Marcus and Marie. And this is where she

00:41:22.519 --> 00:41:24.820
finds out that he can teleport. So he tells them

00:41:24.820 --> 00:41:28.199
that he can teleport. Rebecca, who's still stuck

00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.940
in laser tag because her ankle got sliced up.

00:41:31.059 --> 00:41:32.679
So like she probably doesn't have an Achilles

00:41:32.679 --> 00:41:35.320
tendon right now. She's just a sitting duck.

00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:39.599
But Mickey somehow got distracted, I guess. So

00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:43.739
he goes after the three of them. But guess who

00:41:43.739 --> 00:41:50.599
comes back in the picture? It's Jaina. She's

00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:53.239
looking a little disheveled. She definitely just

00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:55.360
had some good sex with whoever this guy was.

00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:59.920
She is coming back to help Alex clean up the

00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:01.639
rest of the stuff. Like the party's probably

00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:04.980
over. She's coming back to help. So she gets

00:42:04.980 --> 00:42:08.219
the door. She tries to open it. It's chained

00:42:08.219 --> 00:42:11.659
from the inside. And Alex is trying to like tell

00:42:11.659 --> 00:42:14.099
her to like turn around and get out of there.

00:42:14.739 --> 00:42:18.420
But Mickey teleports behind her, stabs her multiple

00:42:18.420 --> 00:42:22.699
times in front of Alex. Alex, like, falls to

00:42:22.699 --> 00:42:26.420
her knees with Jaina sliding down bloody and

00:42:26.420 --> 00:42:29.380
is, like, crying. And this is, like, Mickey makes

00:42:29.380 --> 00:42:32.480
fun of her crying. It's really kind of goofy,

00:42:32.519 --> 00:42:38.380
but, like, a little sadistic, honestly. So Alex

00:42:38.380 --> 00:42:42.579
then goes back to Marcus and Marie, and they're

00:42:42.579 --> 00:42:48.260
holding items at Ryan. Like, weapons kind of

00:42:48.260 --> 00:42:52.710
at Ryan. And Ryan is awake. He had passed out.

00:42:53.170 --> 00:42:58.090
And that's it. That is what happened. Ryan, he

00:42:58.090 --> 00:43:00.150
was perfectly fine because he passed out from

00:43:00.150 --> 00:43:03.550
drinking too much. And they're trying to explain

00:43:03.550 --> 00:43:06.610
what's going on because it's becoming obvious

00:43:06.610 --> 00:43:09.489
that, yeah, he doesn't know what's going on.

00:43:10.190 --> 00:43:12.489
So they're going, there's a man dressed as Mickey

00:43:12.489 --> 00:43:14.690
Mouse killing people. And then another person's

00:43:14.690 --> 00:43:18.190
like, and he can teleport. Like they say it just

00:43:18.190 --> 00:43:21.650
like that. Or it's just. Mickey Mouse is killing

00:43:21.650 --> 00:43:25.289
people, and he can teleport. While they're interrogating

00:43:25.289 --> 00:43:29.530
Ryan, Mickey grabs a wrench. And Ryan's just

00:43:29.530 --> 00:43:34.050
kind of like, guys, it's fine. It's my friends.

00:43:34.250 --> 00:43:36.250
They're going to rough Marcus up a bit. They

00:43:36.250 --> 00:43:38.349
took it a little too far. I'll tell them to stop.

00:43:38.909 --> 00:43:41.789
And so he sees Mickey, and he's like, cool, I'm

00:43:41.789 --> 00:43:46.329
going to talk to them and basically tell them

00:43:46.329 --> 00:43:50.780
to stop. He goes to talk to him, thinking that

00:43:50.780 --> 00:43:53.219
it's a teammate. He walks up to him, and he gets

00:43:53.219 --> 00:43:56.820
absolutely just cold cocked with the wrench and

00:43:56.820 --> 00:43:59.840
knocked out again, pretty much. Not exactly,

00:44:00.340 --> 00:44:03.920
but pretty much. Alex flashes a flashlight at

00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:07.019
him, and this sets him off. He starts running

00:44:07.019 --> 00:44:10.019
towards them. Running, not teleporting. Running.

00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:13.460
And Marcus is able to grab a baseball bat, and

00:44:13.460 --> 00:44:19.179
he hits Mickey. Ryan is... trying to like hold

00:44:19.179 --> 00:44:21.639
him down so Marcus can go to town like beating

00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:25.179
him. But Ryan gets his ankle beat in with the

00:44:25.179 --> 00:44:31.659
wrench. So now he's fallen off. Marcus can't

00:44:31.659 --> 00:44:35.360
hit him anymore. And Mickey teleports away. So

00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:39.360
how was Ryan, half of Ryan, able to like hold

00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:41.639
him down so that Marcus could beat him? That's

00:44:41.639 --> 00:44:43.860
what they're trying to figure out now. Well,

00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.260
they realize it's the light that hurts him because

00:44:46.260 --> 00:44:48.659
it traps him. He's not able to teleport away

00:44:48.659 --> 00:44:52.179
because he's trapped in the light. So they are

00:44:52.179 --> 00:44:56.199
coming up with a plan to get him. And the line

00:44:56.199 --> 00:44:58.300
is said, a game of cat and mouse where the only

00:44:58.300 --> 00:45:02.039
way to win is to catch that goddamn mouse. I

00:45:02.039 --> 00:45:05.019
love it. Great line. Terrible line, but great

00:45:05.019 --> 00:45:07.960
line. So the plan is to get a light on him that

00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:10.739
is out of reach where he can't like make it go

00:45:10.739 --> 00:45:15.039
away or anything like that. and so this is the

00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:17.159
plan that's that's the plan they're going to

00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:19.719
put a light that's out of reach that's going

00:45:19.719 --> 00:45:23.039
to trap him so then they can hold him down and

00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:25.059
just like beat him senseless knock him out kill

00:45:25.059 --> 00:45:28.059
him whatever they need to do to get rid of this

00:45:28.059 --> 00:45:32.260
mouse so that is their plan it's back to the

00:45:32.260 --> 00:45:34.880
detectives and the detectives are just like you

00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.719
were found in laser tag How do you know all this

00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:41.000
shit that happened? Like, how do you know everything

00:45:41.000 --> 00:45:42.980
that is happening right now? You were near none

00:45:42.980 --> 00:45:45.519
of these people. And she was, like, basically

00:45:45.519 --> 00:45:48.840
on her own for most of this movie. The only real

00:45:48.840 --> 00:45:50.900
time she's dealing with people are in the beginning,

00:45:51.059 --> 00:45:53.780
before people start getting killed, and when

00:45:53.780 --> 00:45:57.019
she is working with Danny. She says, basically,

00:45:57.119 --> 00:46:02.159
that maybe a paramedic told her. Okay. Whatever.

00:46:02.380 --> 00:46:04.599
I mean, I don't really care. The detective scenes

00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.289
are miserable. that's what i'll say those are

00:46:07.289 --> 00:46:10.670
absolutely miserable because it's just ham it

00:46:10.670 --> 00:46:13.590
up detectives because one is like so goody two

00:46:13.590 --> 00:46:16.010
-shoes and the other is just like i hate you

00:46:16.010 --> 00:46:20.750
just because i'm told to hate you and rebecca

00:46:20.750 --> 00:46:22.889
just knowing everything about everything even

00:46:22.889 --> 00:46:25.730
though she has done she's seen none of these

00:46:25.730 --> 00:46:29.690
so alex is waiting for mickey in the jungle gym

00:46:30.409 --> 00:46:33.550
and like mickey's just like okay cool i'm ready

00:46:33.550 --> 00:46:35.929
like he's hanging at the bottom floor they're

00:46:35.929 --> 00:46:41.210
all kind of like above him and alex then shines

00:46:41.210 --> 00:46:44.530
this light on him and turns it on and it's facing

00:46:44.530 --> 00:46:48.130
him and she makes it like strobe he's stuck in

00:46:48.130 --> 00:46:52.250
this light he can't move so as the he's stuck

00:46:52.250 --> 00:46:56.090
there marcus and ryan like they go one at a time

00:46:56.090 --> 00:46:59.539
like they run by hit him run by, hit him, you

00:46:59.539 --> 00:47:02.920
know, where he can't get them. And they're able

00:47:02.920 --> 00:47:06.059
to get him to his knees. And so they're holding

00:47:06.059 --> 00:47:10.019
him down. And Alex comes down from the top of

00:47:10.019 --> 00:47:13.059
the jungle gym and is like ready to like do the

00:47:13.059 --> 00:47:16.239
killing blow. And she's like monologuing about

00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:20.239
how dare you do this? Well, we came up with this

00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:22.900
plan. We are going to trap the rat. We're going

00:47:22.900 --> 00:47:25.280
to kill him, that kind of stuff. And then he

00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:29.989
starts creepy laughing. like super creepy laughing.

00:47:31.309 --> 00:47:34.510
And then he kind of just like jolts forward,

00:47:34.750 --> 00:47:36.710
not, not getting up off the ground, but just

00:47:36.710 --> 00:47:39.110
kind of like a little jolt thing. And he's able

00:47:39.110 --> 00:47:41.769
to turn the lights off and then he's able to

00:47:41.769 --> 00:47:45.329
teleport away. And we think that's it like legitimately.

00:47:45.409 --> 00:47:47.309
Cause then it goes to the detectives and Rebecca

00:47:47.309 --> 00:47:50.849
again. And the detectives are like upset that

00:47:50.849 --> 00:47:54.730
Rebecca is not more upset. She isn't like sad

00:47:54.730 --> 00:47:59.130
or angry that her friends are dead. and they

00:47:59.130 --> 00:48:02.570
turn off the recorder, and they just basically

00:48:02.570 --> 00:48:07.170
say, like, how can you just... I guess... Basically,

00:48:07.230 --> 00:48:09.030
they're just kind of like, well, I guess that's

00:48:09.030 --> 00:48:13.110
the end of the story, because Alex said she could

00:48:13.110 --> 00:48:16.369
sense that he's gone and not coming back. And

00:48:16.369 --> 00:48:19.150
so they turn off the recorder, and they leave

00:48:19.150 --> 00:48:21.750
her in a jail cell as they walk away, kind of

00:48:21.750 --> 00:48:24.809
like... reminding her that she should be more

00:48:24.809 --> 00:48:27.130
upset she should be angry or sad or whatever

00:48:27.130 --> 00:48:29.449
but doesn't seem like she cared about them at

00:48:29.449 --> 00:48:34.210
all so yeah that's the end of the movie right

00:48:34.210 --> 00:48:38.710
very much wrong it goes back to the jungle gym

00:48:38.710 --> 00:48:41.489
alex can sense that he's gone and not coming

00:48:41.489 --> 00:48:45.409
back well he does he does come back and he uses

00:48:45.409 --> 00:48:48.030
these big ass scissors to cut alex's head off

00:48:48.030 --> 00:48:51.179
and then he teleports away again And her head's

00:48:51.179 --> 00:48:54.360
just sitting there. And Marcus goes, I didn't

00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:56.579
even get to ask her out. And he cut her head

00:48:56.579 --> 00:49:00.360
off. And then Marie goes, yeah. And then teleported

00:49:00.360 --> 00:49:09.820
away. Roll credits. Where did these big fucking

00:49:09.820 --> 00:49:14.199
scissors come from? I have no clue where this

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:17.280
comes from. But it also felt like one of those

00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:19.360
movies that there was something after the credits.

00:49:19.400 --> 00:49:21.739
So, yes. I sat there and I watched the credits,

00:49:21.840 --> 00:49:24.900
and guess what? There was. Mickey opens the jail

00:49:24.900 --> 00:49:28.019
cell door for Rebecca and tells her to come play

00:49:28.019 --> 00:49:30.519
with him. There's so many people to meet, and

00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:35.159
we are just getting started. And it's not wrong.

00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:39.079
Mousetrap Welcome to the Mickeyverse is coming

00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:43.460
in 2026 from the same writer, same director,

00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:49.099
same Mickey Mouse. Yes. I'll be there. I'll watch

00:49:49.099 --> 00:49:52.019
that. I know this was terrible, but I will watch

00:49:52.019 --> 00:49:59.599
this. So here we go. Let me start with a rating

00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:03.400
first. On a good movie scale, this is a 0 out

00:50:03.400 --> 00:50:06.960
of 5. This is an absolute train wreck of a movie.

00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:11.099
It is terrible writing. It is horrible cinematography.

00:50:11.300 --> 00:50:13.840
That everything takes place in just the one amusement

00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:16.440
park is kind of stupid as hell. That we don't

00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:19.079
see a lot of the kills is also dumb. If you're

00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:20.599
going to make a horror movie, make it bloody.

00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:23.719
Make it fun. Make Mickey kill people in creative,

00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:27.739
fun ways. They didn't do that. So, this movie

00:50:27.739 --> 00:50:31.789
is a 0 out of 5 on the good movie scale. On what

00:50:31.789 --> 00:50:36.110
I wanted and what I got, it is a 5 out of 5.

00:50:36.269 --> 00:50:41.489
A complete 5 out of 5. It was awful, cheesy,

00:50:41.889 --> 00:50:46.610
terrible. Everything and more about this movie

00:50:46.610 --> 00:50:49.289
was bad. Every way they could have gone, they

00:50:49.289 --> 00:50:52.630
took the worst possible way. And I loved every

00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:55.329
second of it. I thought it was stupid. I thought

00:50:55.329 --> 00:50:59.619
it was hysterical. I thought it was fun. Like

00:50:59.619 --> 00:51:01.599
I said, they should have made it more inventive,

00:51:01.599 --> 00:51:04.820
more fun, that kind of stuff. I would actually

00:51:04.820 --> 00:51:07.599
probably have had a better time on the good movie

00:51:07.599 --> 00:51:11.039
scale if they had made the kills a little more

00:51:11.039 --> 00:51:14.000
fun, a little more Mickey -esque. The only one

00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.059
that was more Mickey -esque was him with the

00:51:17.059 --> 00:51:20.719
big scissors. And that came out of fucking nowhere

00:51:20.719 --> 00:51:23.059
because I have no clue where those big scissors

00:51:23.059 --> 00:51:25.639
came from. All of a sudden, he just had a big

00:51:25.639 --> 00:51:28.400
pair of scissors and he chopped off Alex's head.

00:51:29.099 --> 00:51:33.639
great cool awesome that was what what the fuck

00:51:33.639 --> 00:51:39.280
yeah so um i would have loved some mickey ask

00:51:39.280 --> 00:51:43.940
more kills but some of the dialogue is just absolutely

00:51:43.940 --> 00:51:47.519
so bad it's good where it's just mickey mouse

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.119
is killing people and he can teleport they constantly

00:51:51.119 --> 00:51:53.980
bring up the teleportation in that same style

00:51:53.980 --> 00:51:57.480
where it's just constantly like yeah he can teleport

00:51:58.090 --> 00:52:01.110
He can teleport. He can teleport. He can teleport.

00:52:01.389 --> 00:52:05.909
Yeah, he teleports. That kind of stuff. Great.

00:52:06.650 --> 00:52:09.550
Greatness. Honestly, through and through, I am

00:52:09.550 --> 00:52:12.889
all for that. That was everything I can want

00:52:12.889 --> 00:52:15.809
and more from a terrible, terrible movie. So

00:52:15.809 --> 00:52:19.250
I'm a big fan of The Mousetrap. I completely

00:52:19.250 --> 00:52:21.789
understand why it has terrible ratings, and it

00:52:21.789 --> 00:52:24.869
should. This is not a good movie. Like I said,

00:52:24.949 --> 00:52:29.190
I'm not trying to defend it. For me, this was

00:52:29.190 --> 00:52:35.110
exactly what I wanted. That is exactly what I

00:52:35.110 --> 00:52:40.650
wanted. So, yeah. I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan.

00:52:40.710 --> 00:52:44.070
It's not good. Alright, so everything about this

00:52:44.070 --> 00:52:47.590
is bad. And I'm not even going to try to hide

00:52:47.590 --> 00:52:50.150
it. It is. And I understand why people rate it

00:52:50.150 --> 00:52:53.150
the way they do. Because it is bad. The voice

00:52:53.150 --> 00:52:57.619
that Mickey does is terrible. Kills are boring.

00:52:57.820 --> 00:53:00.440
They're not very fun. But for whatever reason,

00:53:00.539 --> 00:53:03.019
I had a great time with this. I think it was

00:53:03.019 --> 00:53:08.099
cheesy to the max. I thought it was so stupidly

00:53:08.099 --> 00:53:11.039
written that I laughed hysterically at multiple

00:53:11.039 --> 00:53:13.960
parts that I probably wasn't supposed to laugh

00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:17.179
at. But I laughed anyway because it honestly

00:53:17.179 --> 00:53:24.510
was that kind of cheesy good. Yeah. I can't say

00:53:24.510 --> 00:53:26.610
enough about this movie in the fact that it was

00:53:26.610 --> 00:53:30.030
exactly what I wanted it to be. It is not a good

00:53:30.030 --> 00:53:33.010
movie, and that is exactly why I think it worked

00:53:33.010 --> 00:53:38.690
for me. I found with a lot of these movies we

00:53:38.690 --> 00:53:42.829
did for spoopy season, none of them were good

00:53:42.829 --> 00:53:47.349
necessarily, but they had a lot better chance.

00:53:47.630 --> 00:53:51.500
And that kind of made it worse. I don't know.

00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:55.039
It's weird to say that, but that's kind of how

00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:59.440
it feels. Like, a lot of these ideas, they had

00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:02.320
a chance to be good, and they had certain things

00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.199
about them that were fine and everything like

00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.219
that, and that made it almost worse for me because

00:54:07.219 --> 00:54:12.139
they were bad movies that were actually, like,

00:54:12.179 --> 00:54:17.260
okay, you know? This one was just a bad movie.

00:54:17.400 --> 00:54:23.340
Like, straight up just a... Bad, bad movie. And

00:54:23.340 --> 00:54:25.679
I think that's what made it better for me. I

00:54:25.679 --> 00:54:29.440
think that is the thing that made it for me so

00:54:29.440 --> 00:54:34.800
much fun was none of this was redeemable. None

00:54:34.800 --> 00:54:38.139
of it. I couldn't find a single moment where

00:54:38.139 --> 00:54:42.019
I'm like, yeah, I like that. I like that. I like

00:54:42.019 --> 00:54:43.780
that. I see where they were going. Cool. Right.

00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:47.159
Whatever. No, they were in an amusement park.

00:54:47.900 --> 00:54:51.489
One location. Because of budget. It took, principal

00:54:51.489 --> 00:54:55.050
photography was eight days. Eight days on this

00:54:55.050 --> 00:54:58.010
movie at one location. And you didn't need a

00:54:58.010 --> 00:54:59.969
whole lot of other locations. So like, I get

00:54:59.969 --> 00:55:04.230
it. It's fine. Yeah. Do that. Great. So we were

00:55:04.230 --> 00:55:08.190
at one location. We had a bunch of terrible cheesy

00:55:08.190 --> 00:55:12.030
dialogue. They go multiple times to the same

00:55:12.030 --> 00:55:16.400
fire escape knowing that it's chained shut. Like,

00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:19.000
nothing changed since the last time you went

00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:22.019
over there. So why do you think this time, if

00:55:22.019 --> 00:55:27.380
you go back, it's going to be okay? And I haven't

00:55:27.380 --> 00:55:30.960
even started talking about the fact we know this

00:55:30.960 --> 00:55:35.260
killer is a human. We know it. He is a regular

00:55:35.260 --> 00:55:38.039
human that we saw, just the manager of Funhaven.

00:55:38.320 --> 00:55:47.699
That is all that it is. did he know how to teleport

00:55:47.699 --> 00:55:51.739
and it's just it's never explained just in the

00:55:51.739 --> 00:55:54.260
middle of the movie all of a sudden he just teleports

00:55:54.260 --> 00:56:00.440
he's able to go it makes no sense we know he's

00:56:00.440 --> 00:56:04.260
human we know it we know who the killer is right

00:56:04.260 --> 00:56:08.880
off the bat yet he is able to teleport somehow

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:16.059
okay sure great i'm here for it and flashlights

00:56:16.059 --> 00:56:19.300
hurt him cool i played a video game like that

00:56:19.300 --> 00:56:21.559
i think a lot of people have alan wake was a

00:56:21.559 --> 00:56:24.320
great game you have to stun him with the light

00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:26.900
before you're able to kill him cool that's an

00:56:26.900 --> 00:56:29.380
interesting idea i like it i mean you stole it

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:31.559
off the video game but i like it cool whatever

00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:41.780
yeah yeah um god damn this movie Like I've said

00:56:41.780 --> 00:56:44.300
multiple, multiple times, this is a bad, bad

00:56:44.300 --> 00:56:47.000
movie. I am not recommending it for any of you.

00:56:47.039 --> 00:56:52.179
Do not watch this movie unless you really, really

00:56:52.179 --> 00:56:55.639
want to. Apparently, Screamboat is better. Do

00:56:55.639 --> 00:56:58.760
that. Save yourself some time. Go watch Screamboat.

00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:03.920
I don't know what the... Let's see if I can pull

00:57:03.920 --> 00:57:07.380
it up real fast. Screamboat. Let's see. Come

00:57:07.380 --> 00:57:12.420
on. This is from 2025. This one is an hour and

00:57:12.420 --> 00:57:17.420
41 minutes, but it's a 79 % audience score. So

00:57:17.420 --> 00:57:20.239
that's definitely a better Mickey Mouse inspired

00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:25.000
kill movie. So do that. Go with that. That also

00:57:25.000 --> 00:57:30.539
stars David Howard Thornton, who is Terrifier.

00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:33.380
He's Art the Clown in Terrifier. He is the Grinch

00:57:33.380 --> 00:57:36.380
in You're a Mean One. This is an actual pedigree

00:57:36.380 --> 00:57:40.730
movie. If you want to see Mickey killing people

00:57:40.730 --> 00:57:43.110
for a better movie, you probably should watch

00:57:43.110 --> 00:57:46.690
Screamboat. If you are morbidly curious and want

00:57:46.690 --> 00:57:49.510
to watch a terrible version of Mickey killing

00:57:49.510 --> 00:57:52.949
people, do The Mousetrap and laugh your ass off

00:57:52.949 --> 00:58:00.389
like I was. So yeah, that is The Mousetrap. Incredibly

00:58:00.389 --> 00:58:05.110
awful movie that I had a blast watching. Like

00:58:05.110 --> 00:58:07.449
I said, on the good movie scale, it is zero out

00:58:07.449 --> 00:58:10.750
of five. It is zero. Zero, zero, zero. I would

00:58:10.750 --> 00:58:13.690
give it negative if I could, but a zero. Absolute

00:58:13.690 --> 00:58:16.889
zero out of five on the good movie scale. On

00:58:16.889 --> 00:58:20.670
my personal having fun with a stupid movie scale,

00:58:20.829 --> 00:58:26.849
it is a five out of five. What do we want to

00:58:26.849 --> 00:58:31.510
call it? Let's give it five out of five strobing

00:58:31.510 --> 00:58:34.920
flashlights. Yeah, perfect. Great. So, yeah,

00:58:35.000 --> 00:58:37.619
the mousetrap. Do not do it to yourself. But

00:58:37.619 --> 00:58:40.500
if you have even the tiniest bit of curiosity,

00:58:40.780 --> 00:58:43.699
just know it's going to be bad. You can have

00:58:43.699 --> 00:58:45.619
some fun with it and laugh your ass off like

00:58:45.619 --> 00:58:50.099
I was. That'll do it for the end of spoopy season.

00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.099
We are back to our normal coverage for our next

00:58:53.099 --> 00:58:56.400
episode. All the spoopy season, all the public

00:58:56.400 --> 00:58:58.320
domain characters and horror movies. That was

00:58:58.320 --> 00:59:00.539
the theme for this year. Next year, I already

00:59:00.539 --> 00:59:03.489
have the theme. I'm ready to go. We are doing

00:59:03.489 --> 00:59:08.110
all things Amityville. There is at least 133

00:59:08.110 --> 00:59:11.250
Amityville movies. We are going to find five

00:59:11.250 --> 00:59:13.750
of the worst, four of the worst, whatever, however

00:59:13.750 --> 00:59:16.690
much I can commit to. We are going to do Amityville,

00:59:16.789 --> 00:59:20.710
terrible Amityville movies. Just to give you

00:59:20.710 --> 00:59:24.030
an idea, there is movies like Amityville Vibrator,

00:59:24.130 --> 00:59:29.369
Amityville Karen, Amityville in Space. Like there

00:59:29.369 --> 00:59:32.610
is some... absolute trash we are going to find

00:59:32.610 --> 00:59:34.909
next year. It's going to be awesome. I'm going

00:59:34.909 --> 00:59:37.389
to have a great time with that one. I love spoopy

00:59:37.389 --> 00:59:39.769
season. I'm glad that I was able to bring you

00:59:39.769 --> 00:59:42.030
four episodes for spoopy season. I know it's

00:59:42.030 --> 00:59:43.969
like November 10th while I'm recording this and

00:59:43.969 --> 00:59:47.690
I didn't make my Halloween deadline. Sorry, life

00:59:47.690 --> 00:59:50.250
gets in the way. I still wanted to give you this

00:59:50.250 --> 00:59:53.429
last spoopy season episode because this is exactly

00:59:53.429 --> 00:59:56.110
what I wanted it to be. And I knew I wanted to

00:59:56.110 --> 01:00:01.280
close out with this one. So the mousetrap. Terrible

01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:04.920
movie. Had a lot of fun with it. Thank you guys

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in. I will see you with a regular bad movie episode.

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next time on the Game for a Movie podcast.
