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Amber, hello. Howard, currently present. Howard,
welcome to the show. Thanks for the invite. You
got it, dude. Sorry you had to sit through that
movie. A normal thing we do with new guests on
the show, I'm going to ask you. What is the worst
movie you've ever seen? I think the worst movie
that I've seen is, and I haven't seen it in a
while, so I should go back and re -watch it just
because of the nostalgia of watching when I was
younger, but probably the epic movie was probably
the worst movie I've ever seen. Yeah, that's
a good choice. Okay. Just act with like a bunch
of corny, lazy humor. The placement's just real
weird. There's like no plot. So it's just, it's
kind of just everywhere. Okay. I like it. That's
a good choice. Cause that is a terrible movie.
Yeah. I've talked about doing that on this show
because I'm pretty sure Epic movie would count
as a bad movie. I'm pulling it up as we speak,
but - You say does it have a Rotten Tomatoes
score? It definitely does. 2%. 2%. Oh, let's
go. I'll be on that episode. 29 % popcorn meter.
Wow. That's bad enough. Wow. Okay. Yeah. So we're
going to do epic movies sometime in the future.
Okay. So we are going to talk about our latest
movie, but first we've got to do the thing we
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I have an ice cold water. Oh, nice cold water.
All right. Amber, do you have something to top
him? I have a nice warm water. Nice warm water,
okay. Howard, you got anything over there? I'm
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Temp Sprite, okay. Refreshing. I got the all
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I have a goose IPA, mostly because it needs to
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GFAM. Let's talk the fairest of them all. Oh,
boy. Yeah. Yeah, it's the second movie of Spoopy
Season. This is going to be released second.
Yeah, we've got some princesses in the public
domain. but not all of them not all which confused
me because the one princess which we don't have
to introduce right now um that's not the random
one i thought was an actual disney character
and then rosetta rosetta so i think rosetta barry
i think rosetta's uh aurora she is but when i
saw her name I was like, oh, that's a fairy from
Tinkerbell. Oh, Rosetta is? Yeah. I was like,
wow, they got two fairies in this. That's saying
a lot. Yeah. No, it's definitely Sleeping Beauty,
though. But I was like, naming it Rosetta. Strange.
Not as strange as Georgia, but... Not as strange
as Georgia, yes. Is Tinkerbell a princess? Technically,
she's in the lineup. I don't think she's like
a princess. I would not have counted her, but
apparently they decided that she does count because
they could use her. They needed a sixth one.
Yeah, they need a sixth one that they could actually
use. So like four of the six. I did. They called
her instead of Tink, which I guess is Disney,
they call her Tinker instead of saying Tinkerbell.
i didn't notice that the funny thing is i did
write in my notes that she was tank and not uh
i wrote her as tank just because i'm used to
that um i did not write tinker uh because what
is that that is just weird if we if we if you
had to go with like a true six disney princess
who would you have loved to see oh man because
i was thinking about it and i was thinking like
oh my god rapunzel could have been cool and she's
public domain yeah Yeah. I would like to see
Merida. Merida is a good one that hit me. I mean,
obvious one that would dominate everybody's Mulan.
Yeah. But like Merida's got a bow and arrow.
She could snipe everyone pretty quickly. But
I mean, Snow White has a sister, Rose Red, and
like the old fairy tales. All of these are good
options. Let's get into the premise first, because
we're talking about this and we haven't even
said what the premise is yet. We're getting a
little excited. We're jumping ahead. So did the
movie, to be fair. This movie, the IMDB description,
I'm just going to give you that first before
we jump into the huge details. The Mad Hatter
has hunted down princesses from the fairy tale
lands. Ariel Bell, Alice, Cinderella, Snow White,
Tinkerbell, and Sleeping Beauty. It does say
Sleeping Beauty in Ariel. Okay. Interesting.
And makes them fight in a Hunger Games style
death match. Who is fairest of them all? Yeah.
There are no ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. It has
no tomato meter, no popcorn meter. However, it
has a 3 .3 out of 10 on IMDB, so that's safe
to say a 33 % if you were to do that math. That
feels very generous still. I could argue that,
I think. I'm going to wait to argue it until
the end, but I think I have a good argument for
it. To be that high at 3 .3? Yeah. Oh, I can't
wait to hear this. It's it's a movie in only
the most technical sense. The movie starts in
media res with Alice front center and a voiceover.
Yeah. Yeah. Calling to her. It's a riddle that
apparently she's heard 10 times and still hasn't
gotten it right. No. And Alice. And when she
doesn't get it right, she gets like stabbed like
it's. Yeah. And I also love the fact that when
she gets offered the chance for the riddle, and
I want to go back to one more thing, but when
she gets offered the chance for the riddle, if
she gets it right, she gets to spend a minute
outside. One whole minute. Everybody needs that
one minute outside. That's the recharge, the
refresh. As long as I've been outside tonight.
You know what? Fair. I also love the fact that
she's making the placards for the princesses
and she's using her blood to put it. She don't
got a pen? Don't got a pen, but she like does
the one and it's like faded red. And then like
when the placards are actually out there, they're
bright red. I did laugh at that. Yeah, that was
the most gnarly stunt in the whole movie, I think.
The needle into the finger. Just as far as how
gory this scary movie didn't get. I was like,
ew, she's really doing that. Gross. Claire had
a good point because every 20 seconds in the
first part of the movie, it was just him popping
up and just like... And she goes, that doesn't
make a scary movie just by making him pop up
with a sound. No, they needed it to be, yeah,
they needed a category of thriller, so that's
why they did that. Yeah, right. Mad Hatter starts
going crazy, starts killing princesses, or princes,
princess, princess, princess, jeez, I can speak,
and kidnapping these princesses. Some of them
a little, like, Again, not gnarly because this
scene doesn't go anywhere past like a PG -13
for it, probably. But she does, like, kill a
prince by, like, choking him. And this is Rosetta's
prince. Rosetta, again, that's Aurora. It's just,
it's gotta be Aurora. Oh, is that what happened
in that scene? I was so confused. He's there,
then he's on the floor, and then the Hatter shows
up. I don't even remember the choking part. So
he, like, grabs something, like, pulls it behind
his neck. Like it's quick like it's not It's
not the struggle in movies where they're like,
oh god You know, you know like that. It's just
like grab them under the neck throw them to the
ground. He's done also We only know he's a prince
Because he's wearing a t -shirt with a ruffled
collar. That's every single prince looks the
same. It's the same shirt There's only there's
only two and they're wearing the same shirt.
Yeah, there's a third. No, there is the third
Oh Eric Peter Pan. Peter Pan does too. But yes,
they all have the same shirt and they all seem
about the same size. I would not be shocked if
it's the same costume. They had one costume.
Yeah. Is this where Georgia is kidnapped? We
also see Georgia. I just want to. This was a
very nice house. They shot this moving in like
the one house, the one lock set and they destroyed
that bathroom. It's just like a nice hot tub
Jacuzzi style. Bathtub. Yeah with dirt like smeared
on the walls. Well, it's like fishing nets, maybe
Yeah fishing nets and then they they pour the
fake blood in there too, which is like, yeah
Yeah, cuz she turned we know. Yeah, we know she's
a mermaid because she's in water and she has
scales poorly drawn on her face and no tail no
tail I was very confused though because I was
which I mean, there's always confusion with these
movies, but But I was like, does she drink the
blood to speak? Or does she what's what's the
correlation with the blood? Because she couldn't
like during that one portion where she couldn't
speak couldn't speak I say in quotes because
she could speak a little bit. But then she gets
the blood and she can speak like full sentences.
Yeah. So is that just how it works? Maybe I think
you're thinking about it way more than they did.
I really, well once these princesses were introduced,
I was like, I really want a backstory on how
they got here. Not at the Mad Hatter's whatever
place. Why they have curses. Yeah. Yeah. That
was my thing. Like all these princesses have
curses and stuff and it's kind of like, it's
weird. Yeah. Oh, except for Belle. I think they
make that point. She is not cursed. One of them
had powers given to them like from birth. I can't
remember who it was. I think it was Belle though.
Who knows? Who knows? It was one line. Okay.
I mean, we'll get to that as we get closer into
that. But I do also love that they introduced
Cinderella because she just has a shoe. Like
she's just going to stab somebody with a shoe.
That is the weapon of choice. Yeah. But I love
that you can't see her take the shoe off. She
just has a shoe in her hand. Just ready. She's
probably wearing other shoes Yeah, but then like
in like future scenes when she has a shoe like
where she get the shoe from These are questions
that I have I wrote those questions down I'm
ready to answer each and every one of those questions
But I don't know if I'm going to have an answer
For Georgia I wrote why she looked like that
does she live in the bathtub? These are questions
I have. Yeah, maybe. But she's not a mermaid
anymore. No. But she is the blood. We saw her
walking. Gotta have that blood. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know either. She's not a mermaid
anymore and she has feet and not a tail. And
her name's Georgia and not Ariel. That's definitely
not the same person. No. She should have named
her... Yeah. I think the one scene where she
fell over like her legs were like all tatted
up. I was like, all right, Ariel, got legs and
got tatted instantly. I didn't see the tats,
but I did see her fall like that. Yeah. Yeah.
Is that where she was wearing the white tennis
shoes? Yeah. Yeah. She's just wearing like sneakers
and everybody else is wearing like flats and
heels and stuff. She's got tennis shoes on. So
now we're at all the princesses around the table.
Yes, they're all stuck. It feels like the script
at this point was run through like Google Translate
20 times and then just given to everybody and
everyone had a different director because none
of them are acting like they're in the same movie.
That was my thing is so like sometimes with movies
you get to a certain spot where it feels like
The actors are kind of just acting because they
were told like oh say this shocked or whatever
and that's what it definitely feels like with
these characters It's just like okay. Now you're
supposed to be mad at them. I'm mad at you You
know like that kind of thing. It feels very like
okay I've given you one direction and this is
the only way you speak this line. Yeah Bell keeps
laughing at everything. Mm -hmm Cinderella's
like staring off in the mid -distance. I didn't
see that, but yeah. Georgia can't talk. What's
Snow White? Maybe it's Snow White staring off
in the mid -space because she doesn't want to
talk about how much she wants to eat people.
For cannibal curse. Cannibal. Craziest curse
to put on Snow White, by the way. Like what?
Of all things, a cannibal curse? Yeah. When they
said cannibalism, I was like, huh? Like of all
things for Snow White, it's like, uh, what? It's
not like it gives her any extra powers or like
extra strength. She just wants to eat people.
And she like started teleporting and disappearing
and I was very confused about that. I wasn't
sure if that was something she was doing or just
a continuity error and like editing the fight.
I thought that as well. I was like, ah, these
are some continuity errors going on and I wasn't
sure. or not well so the six of the girls are
trapped at this table they're having a tea party
with mad hatter oh you want to say why they're
stuck at the table uh because of a curse on the
chairs on the chairs there's a curse on the chairs
they cannot leave they must they just forgot
to buy rope before mad hatter has now because
he wants to explain what is happening uh has
now put a spell on them to keep them quiet which
this is the funniest scene of the whole movie
in my opinion because he just keeps like snapped
so they can speak when they raise their hand
and of course they're gonna be like why the fuck
are you doing this you know like they're not
gonna actually add anything to the conversation
they needed to add a little bit of time to the
movie so they needed that that small silence
of ask question raise hand etc Mind you, they
needed to add time to this movie and it's already
only an hour and 16 minutes. I watched this through
the entirety of Tripp's nap and he was still
asleep. This is how long like this movie was
and how long he naps like. He also was telling
them the same riddle and we figured out what
the riddle answer was. It's a bride. And yeah,
he's been prophesized. by Father Time. What?
Yes, that I made sure to get that in there. He
was prophesized by the riddle by Father Time
that's in his head. Time. And I like at this
point, he just the writer just went through every
reference to Alice in Wonderland he could think
of. He's like White Rabbit, Red Queen, flamingos.
Just like got to get all in there. And then he
was done. And yeah. I read the source material.
I know this shit. Yeah. So basically he's going
to put them all through a tournament and the
last one alive is going to be his bride. Which
to describe this tournament as a Hunger Games
style tournament, it feels strange to me. I was
so disappointed by that. I was like, oh, you're
just putting two people in a room and having
them fight to death and then bringing them back
out to the table and be like, all right, who's
next? Like, that's not how that's supposed to
work. On the jumbotron that he keeps looking
up at. Yeah, we're going to talk about that in
a little bit. By the way, the craziest transition
I've ever seen. I laughed so hard. I was like,
is that what they're looking at? It's just the
square. Just floating in the middle. Well, and
that's exactly, I was going to bring that up
about, like, they call it Hunger Games style
and everything like that, but they don't fight
at the same time except for the last battle.
And when I hear Hunger Games, I'm like, cool,
we're going to get all these princesses in like
one area and they're going to fight. And that
would have possibly been a better movie. Oh,
for sure. I would have loved to see that, like
certain people teaming up, certain people fighting
this way, that way, everything like that. And
then including, well, your question about what
princess would you like to see in that. Then
I could imagine Emerita going to town, you know,
because it's definitely Hunger Games. Exactly.
Copy Hunger Games. That's great parody of Hunger
Games. Yeah, make them all princesses and call
it a day. You could have done that. And drop
the ball. Yeah. It's more like a bad Mortal Kombat.
Because the setup for each fight goes like this.
They're all sitting at the table fighting with
each other, eventually to narrow in on each other.
And then the Mad Hatter draws names from his
hat. And when you know it's the last two were
fighting with each other. Now they got to go
fight. And they go to our room. And these rooms
are ridiculous. The basement. The one was like
a basement. There's one that's like a graffitied
wall house. Which, by the way, for this house
to be what, the Queen of Hearts's castle, it
looks like a random house in like Florida that
they just rented. But then the outside looks
like a bigger mansion, but then the separate
rooms are kind of pulling from like city. graffiti
Chicago or like something like that very strange
okay come on now sorry Chicago but I just said
a random city but you know what I mean like all
these this is supposed to be one that is war
-torn Portland come on now like what was that
room Alice was in where she kept trying to break
the window like I thought it's like a scene from
like Gone with the Wind or something I was like
that's Abraham Lincoln's bedroom yeah So you
were exactly right though about like how these
two, they'll like start zeroing in on each other
and then they're chosen. So our first round is
Rosetta versus Tinkerbell. Oh, that was Tinkerbell,
wasn't it? Okay. Well, I forgot. Because then
we get the flashback. My favorite scene of the
entire movie, by the way. Your favorite scene
of the entire movie. Okay, go on. I said, well,
first of all, we have Tinkerbell walking down
this this weird dark hallway with led lights
like she's at a club question mark i took it
as she worked at this like club this uh you know
random hallway and she's walking down and she's
got blood on her i think yeah that was the thing
is like i was like okay so she said something
about i was doing those shows yeah or whatever
like money or whatever it was And so I was just
when they showed the LEDs, stuff like that, I'm
like, OK, so she was a stripper. Got it. Cool.
Whatever. And then she's like covered in blood.
What shows are these? I was like, maybe she likes
to box. I don't know. Like a little foxy boxing.
Maybe something like that. But which I could
see she's got a temper in the movies. She's got
like a short temper, you know, small but mighty.
could be a thing. But we see Peter Pan up here
out of the darkness. And he's like, Hey, Tink,
I'm not with Wendy, let's go back to Neverland.
More or less is the gist of the conversation.
And she's like, Okay, let me go. Whatever cleanup.
And then she goes into the back room snorts pixie
dust, pixie dust is like, she said, yeah, my
pixie dust snort. Also, the snorting just like
bends over halfway, like eight inches away from
the desk and just does that motion. It's an audio
platform, but just like pinches one side of her
nose and just moves it to the right. Yeah. Maybe
she's got a powerful nose. I don't know. You
said small but mighty. She's mighty. She can
get it done. Yeah. But yeah, and then that's
how she... the mad hatter then kills peter pan
and then kidnapped the pixie dust was spiked
and then she just kills he just kills peter pan
behind her um i totally thought like he was posing
as peter because like the the dialogue was stupid
of just like oh yeah no longer with wendy anymore
let's go to neverland pack your bags let's come
on i could see that Yeah Yeah, but it would have
been cooler if it wasn't Sure would be cooler
if you did and said print shirt again Yes, yeah
But that was my favorite scene. That was your
favorite thing. Unfortunately, it was well To
be fair. That is the most time a princess had
on screen by herself the entire movie Yeah It's
really the only establishing character we get.
Yeah, because Cinderella's lines either. No,
she kind of dies pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah.
Spoiler. Yeah. Yeah. The fight goes pretty, pretty
weakly. You know what I just realized? In this
movie with six female lead characters, one bad
Jared Leto Joker ripoff. It still doesn't pass
the Bechtel test. It definitely doesn't pass
the Bechtel test. I knew where you were going
with that. It doesn't. No. Not even for a minute.
Yeah, you would think it would. No. Yeah, so
Rosetta and Tinkerbell are taken to this room
of weapons and they're told to choose theirs.
That's a correct you let's a room of weapons
sounds way cooler than it needs to be It's a
room with like eight weapons on the floor. Yeah,
I think they're all like swords. I don't even
there's There was one I'm sorry, I'm nitpicking
here, but there was one breast knuckles. Sorry,
bare knuckles. Breast knuckles were there. Yeah.
And so Tinkerbell is like crawling to try to
figure out which weapon she's going to use. And
Rosetta is just like, I got this. Yeah. What's
with the claws? Does Sleeping Beauty have claws?
That's her curse. She has claws. That's everyone's
curse, isn't it? Except for Snow White's. Do
you ever see the Family Guy episode where they
take viewer mail and the one was like, what if
the griffins had superpowers? No. No. Oh, God.
That's exactly what I think of. It's like, OK,
there's a toxic dump truck that runs over and
spills on the griffins, and all of them have
super cool powers, and Meg can grow her nails
in the lake. Yeah, that's exactly what this is
yeah First time I think one of my favorite things
in this movie Happens and it happens a bunch
but we get the transformation scene Which is
like zoom cut round zoom out wide shot close
up Just for like 10 seconds and then we end up
they have gloves with nails on and like a couple
of extra lines of makeup Like that was the whole
transition scene for that Yes. Yeah, we get a
lot of transformation scenes like that. It's
insane. At this point as well, we get introduced
to how they're watching the matchups and also
the fact that Alice is going to die. Because
Mad Hatter makes it abundantly clear that at
the end of this, he doesn't need Alice anymore.
So she's going to die and it's going to be quick
and painless. That's all we're told. Allegedly.
And then he has this crystal ball that puts the
screen in the middle of the room. It's so stupid.
That might be worse than the Star Wars weird,
when they try to do those cut -ins and what do
they call it, the circle transitions that they
do. Yeah, that's what I saw the rectangle and
I was like, oh, okay, that's a choice. This is
the only time we see it, right? Because the rest
of the movie, they just look up and then. Yeah,
they ran out of seats. Yeah, but I just kept
seeing them look up and I was like, what are
they? What are we looking at here? I have that
in my notes. What are you watching on? What is
that? Just a crystal ball shooting up in the
air. They didn't use the circle transition, Amber,
because there's only one transition between scenes.
It's the zoom in, zoom out. Every flashback every
scene change color. They had some rainbows, you
know Conde Yeah, little prismatic shift. Mm -hmm
They also this is the first time I think during
the fight is established We're just gonna reuse
shots because George is on top of Tinkerbell
swiping at her and then Rosetta Rosetta, excuse
me. Yeah they Yeah, just swiping swiping It's
just all kinds of swiping over and over and over
again. You see her and then it cuts the Tinkerbell.
Yeah, she's just shaking her head back and forth.
And then we just transition between those two.
But it's it's like back to it's it's the same.
Like three strikes, Tinkerbell. No, no, no. Yeah,
he strikes Tinkerbell. No, no, no. Like that
kind of thing. It's just over and over and over
again. Like it's the same exact thing. Yeah.
And then it's funny. Yeah, very disappointing.
I was expecting some weapons some running around
some hiding something No, especially cuz I mean,
alright, this is getting a little more personal
But like Tinkerbell was the baddest in the whole
group like I mean she apparently boxed. I don't
know Yeah Yeah, I don't know. I I'm just saying
guys Yeah So that was disappointing for me at
that point I was cheering for none of them Yeah,
and then the other four at the table now, because
Mad Hatter goes to like clean up the mess of
Tinkerbell. The four of them are now at the table
trying to figure out, okay, what do we do? Do
we work together to escape? Do we go into it?
And this is when we learn that Belle is also
a homicidal maniac. Yeah. My note just says,
why are some of them into this? She was into
it though, because she wants to kill the Mad
Hatter because of what he did to Robert. Just
valid. I would too. Yeah, Robert. Okay. I didn't
know that was his name. I didn't either. Belle
like gets, this is a flashback, Belle gets into
bed with like all of the stuff on on her anniversary.
And then the Mad Hatter just like kind of is
standing there like... Yeah, a little psycho.
A little crazy, right? And then she goes, what
did you do to Robert? And he like throws Robert's
head at her. I can't help but I laughed immediately.
Yeah. Well, especially because we find out afterwards,
after she sees this head that she also... can
turn into a beast. That is her curse. That makes
the most sense out of all of them, I think. That's
the one that does make the most sense. Yeah.
Yeah. I'm like, oh, it's not, they're just in
love and she's a beast too and we're gonna live
happily ever after, except not because her head,
Robert's head is now on her lap. Yes. She does
like the whole transformation thing and she like
has like extra ridges on her forehead. That's
about it. And then a little bit of hair on her
arm. Yeah. Yeah. Matt had her jabs are in the
neck and it's just like, OK, cool. You're coming
to the tea party. See you. Was this supposed
to be a shot? I don't remember really seeing
what he stabbed her with. I guess. I don't know.
It was something they put all the money like
the effects money into the fur on her arms. Yeah.
The brow ridge makeup. Yeah. It sounds like we're
rushing through a lot of this stuff It's because
this movie is a fever dream and we're only going
based off our notes and it was only an hour and
like 15 minutes Spend more time than the movie
did like I already can tell it's you know And
now we get Snow White's backstory as well because
we we got We got that Robert's dead So we know
why Belle's angry and wants to kill Mad Hatter
and is like all gung -ho for this. But now we
need Snow White's backstory. And Snow White's
backstory is that like part of her curse, she
needs to kill people and she's like chosen who's
good, who's bad. Okay, so I was very confused
by this. Me too. What? So like, did she kill
the wrong person and then realize they have a
kid so they might have been innocent? I have
no idea. Because that like, first of all, the
scene was so dark, I didn't really see what was
happening. Right. But then I heard the baby cry
and I was like, huh, where's the baby coming
from? And then I saw a bunch of dead people and
then and then she was kidnapped and I was like,
is that the end of the scene? That's it. Did
I miss something? So, I don't know. I missed
all of that. I could not figure out what was
going on. I just heard like the baby crying and
I was like, OK, so she killed the wrong person,
I guess. Like, they don't go into details, so
I have no clue. This movie would have been an
hour 30, I guess, if they would have done that.
So which might have been worth it. Yeah, I mean,
it would have been better for a little bit of
backstory, but I guess when your budget is a
shoestring budget. and by shoestring like you
you traded in a pair of shoes to get a budget
for this movie yeah i thought you had found the
budget i was like i've been looking for two days
and i haven't found anything they went into their
couch and found enough coins to make this thing
happen yeah uh so of course because we have the
bell and snow white backstories they're next
up and bell is she's obviously gonna win this
thing right Yeah. I also love the fact that at
the same time, Cinderella figures out that Rosetta,
when she sits back down, never got the curse
on her chair back. And Rosetta just kind of says,
eh, fuck it. I just want to stay. I'm going to
dominate all of you guys. Yeah, she just eats
food. If I were her and she has to kill everyone
anyway, I would just knock them all out then.
At that point, if you're trying to kill everybody
and you know you've got them, they're cursed
to the chair. It's an easy win. You already got
your claws out. I don't I think we skipped over
this. She was asleep when her prince was killed.
Yes. She was awoken by the Mad Hatter. Maybe.
Okay. That's what I was looking for. I would
throw in a huge maybe because she was kissed
by her Prince first. Oh, I missed that part.
And then Prince was murdered and then Mad Hatter
just kissed her as well. Just for the fun of
it. Just for the fun of it because she's not
even consenting at that point. Just wild, wild
scenes. Yeah, so I'm with you on that. It's a
maybe. Okay. I'll take it. The way they made
it same, because like she kind of like kind of
awake after Mad Hatter kisses her. So I would
take it as Hatter woke her up. Yeah, I would
say that. That's what I got from it. OK. Yeah.
I'll go with you guys on that. I'll say it's
a maybe like maybe she was already waking up
and then it just kind of happened. But I took
it as Mad Hatter woke her up. So Mad Hatter is
her prince. But she could have left. Are killed
everyone, are done anything. Yes. But she didn't,
she just sat and ate. Sat and ate. Did exactly
what my ass wants to do right now. Sydney. Snow
White and Belle are led first into the basement
with the weapons. Sorry, like the six weapons.
Then they get brought to a different room with
like LEDs on the wall. Looks like the Tinkerbell
Club. That's all I gotta say. I think it is the
Tinkerbell Club. I think they just reused that
room. And Snow White has given her mace and Belle
gets nothing. No. Because we know, but they don't
know, that she can transform and get fur on her
arms. Which was a disappointing matchup for me
to kind of go back a little bit because they
were kind of besties. Around the table. Yeah.
They kind of like formed like a semi alliance
with each other. Because they both wanted to
eat everybody. And then suddenly they're like
matched up against each other. Oh, isn't that
just the way. I think Bell just wants to kill
everybody. Bell definitely wants to kill everybody.
Snow White was trying to like get around it.
But now she has to kill her. Also, this is the
scene, so at the table, this is the scene where
Rosetta gets mad at Georgia for not speaking
and stabs a fork in her, like, troma. Yeah. Or
in her stoma. Yeah. And why does she have, like,
a stoma? I thought it was supposed to be gills,
potentially, but they put them in the wrong place
and only one of them. That's the thing. It's
like it's just one hole in the middle and it's
not gills. Yeah. Is that why she can't speak?
Maybe that's the problem. She doesn't have blood.
She can't drink her own blood, but that comes
later. Sorry. Yes, that's true. But it does also
elicit the siren wail. So we learned that one
of her powers is like she can scream really loud
and annoyingly. The siren wail, you mean? the
loud noise they play on a speaker like 10 feet
behind the camera. Exactly. You nailed it. They
didn't even like, was it ADR or they just played
it? It sounded like they played it on set. Yeah,
it was just, yeah. Big old speaker behind the
camera. Oh, sorry. I just saw this in my notes.
I forgot about it. And we were talking about
each actress having a different director for
when they first meet each other. It sounded like
they each had their own boom mic and they were
all in different places. around each other. I
will say I did notice that because I kept playing
with my volume of I was like every single time
like it I think I noticed it when Snow White
started talking and she was kind of like a little
bit quieter so I like turned volume up and then
and then George just started to scream and it
was like excruciatingly loud volume down very
annoying The scream was nuts. What happens in
their fight? What happens in their fight? Yeah.
Belle goes crazy and starts doing work on snow.
But then snow to get - It's like Tink was earlier,
right? Sorry, cocaine joke. Keep going. Sorry.
Yes. So Belle is doing work on Snow, but then
Snow bites her, takes a big chunk of her fur
arm, and now, because of her cannibal curse,
she can now become invisible? Yeah, and I forgot
about the cannibal curse for a second, so I was
like, can she just disappear and reappear? Is
that her thing? And she just moves really quickly?
She just all of a sudden is the Flash and can
just... disappear and then reappear somewhere
else. And it's like, it was crazy. Let's still
talk normally. Yeah. Yeah. But it makes no sense.
And then my favorite part of this whole thing
is then she appears and forces an apple into
the mouth of Belle. Well, let's be Yeah, that's
what happens in the story. But what happens on
camera is she holds an apple close to her mouth,
and then she falls over dead. Yes. Like, well,
she gets like knocked out. Yeah, then Snow White
just starts eating her. Yeah, like overkill at
that point. But yeah, just a little bit. Real
monster, huh? You know? Yeah, yeah. Beast versus
beast, I guess. After she's done eating her,
you just get a little bit of like a little blood
trail in the neck. Yeah, there's no missing pieces
or anything. Yeah, no makeup, no makeup, just
a little bit of blood. Just a little squirt there.
Now you look like you've been eaten. So after
the fights, Alice is able to convince the Mad
Hatter, what if we like, keep the tea party going,
put them in rooms, take a day, and then we'll
be back tomorrow. Yeah, let's rest for the night.
Yeah, I'm like night. It's not night, like the
lighting hasn't changed. It's still like full
day outside behind them. So the two guards that
are like tied together in the one main room -
Oh, we didn't mention those. They've walked past
these guards like 10 times at this point. Yeah,
so there's two guards that are in this room.
That room is always like 3 p .m. Like there is
light coming in through the windows and everything
like that. And there's even a part where Alice
does it - or Mad Hatter does it at night and
it's still lit up in that room. Yeah, like it
is obviously afternoon. They just did that scene
once with them over and over and over again.
I mean, third shift to work. Yeah, they had this.
They had the building for like, what, three days?
I just thought shot this sequentially. Well,
like the the yeah, probably. I mean, it was probably
the same building for that. And then the the
main dining room that they have a tea party and
soundstage. Yeah. That's why they have it for
most of the movie. Yeah. I also love the fact
that when Alice convinces him, we're going to
take a day, he goes, this is like half of my
magic and gives her a magic wand. I wrote in
my notes, why in the world would he give her
this magic wand? Oh, it's to keep them in line.
Yeah. But like, if it's half of your magic, why
would you give it away? Especially it's half
of your magic. You just told this woman you're
going to kill her tomorrow. Yeah. I'm doing everything
in my power to make that thing work and get out
of there. I mean, she knows how it works. She
uses it right. Yeah. She makes them like she
she made Georgia chain herself at one point.
Yeah. So I don't know. That was the weirdest
thing to me in this movie. Well. That was the
weirdest thing. Second weirdest for me. Yeah.
You know what? Yeah, actually, now that I know,
now that we're gonna take it back. Yeah, you're
right. So they're going to take a break for the
night. We're gonna take a quick break and we
will be right back on the other side to talk
about the rest of Ferris of them all. Woohoo!
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we're into all the story. Let's let's get going.
We're about two thirds through the movie. At
least. Yes. In most movies, this would be considered
the third act. Yes. Yeah. It is that night Hatter
goes to like applaud Snow for beating Bell, but
she's like pissed off because he made her do
her cannibal curse. yeah and he offers her a
deal because she doesn't want to be his bride
if she is going to compete and fight he will
do something for her we don't know what but there's
a deal on the table um alice who has put the
people to bed is like talking with cinderella
because she wants to escape and his powers are
lessened and the shield around the house is depleted
so they can get to the rabbit hole to escape.
But they need Cinderella's curse to help out.
Cinderella does not want to use her curse. No,
valid. She does not want to let go. She does
not want to give in to the curse, which we don't
know what it is, but there's a curse. Alice also
goes to Mad Hatter's room and Okay, so, let's
have a quick conversation. So strange. He's like
screaming, yelling. He has his hat over his junk
when he opens the door. Yeah. What did you guys
think was happening? I thought he was like doing
something to his hat. Okay. Or like potentially
had someone in there like doing stuff that I
don't like watching in movies. No. Okay. Who
do you think was in there? I just I know anyone
besides Alice. I thought initially he was by
himself. I did, too. OK. In that room doing some
activities. See. OK, but wait. We OK, am I going
crazy? Did we see Snow White at all? Not after
the deal was made. That's that's valid and that
is part of what I thought and then the fact that
he was acting like Disgraced about it or like
a little more He was not as proud at that point.
So I didn't think he was having sex with snow
Well, so my mind did not go to masturbating with
his hat I Had nothing I thought he had one of
the bodies in there Yeah, oh No, yeah, that's
wild, but it would not have been that wild. It
would not have been right. Oh Like I hate that
my mind went there, but that made sense The Jared
Leto of it all. Yep. Hmm. Yeah So I just I wanted
it to like I don't really want it I didn't want
to think that but I just wanted to know your
guys opinions if I'm not so off base on that
To people listening if you were gonna check out
just in that's not what it ends up being just
so you know around for like the last Hard left
turn This isn't the reveal yet though is it no
reveal yet escapes who escapes at this point
Well, so Alice is in her room like preparing
to get out of there and had her appears behind
her and is like he seems sad actually that he
has to kill her which hey guess what you don't
have to um but he seems sad about it and then
stabs her in the leg to make sure she doesn't
go anywhere yeah which uh now she's like passing
the two guards that are knocked out in the room
at 3 p .m even though it's still that night um
She's hobbling, but she gets to Cinderella. Cinderella
is fighting her inner demons in the mirror. And
Alice is just like, this is what's happened.
We need to go. You need to use your curse when
you need to use it. I need you to promise you're
going to do it. Which, by the way, in this room,
it looks like it's daylight outside. Yes. Even
though it is nighttime. Yes. Yes, it does. So
they sneak out and they start running away. But...
Apparently they didn't chain Georgia up well
enough that she can just go to the window and
see that they're escaping. She does her siren
call to get the attention of Matt Hatter. Well,
actually, okay. Didn't she drink her blood first?
Yes. She stabs herself with a fork or something.
She has her doodad. Dinglehopper. Dinglehopper,
that's it. I couldn't remember what it was. Which
is like tucked into her hair, by the way. I did
figure that out. She stabs herself to try to
drink her blood to make the siren noise. And
she does. She's able to do it. It doesn't work
like amazingly well, but she's able to at least
get Mad Hatter's attention. Yeah. And it's like,
Cinderella and Alice escaped. But also, so yeah,
she stabbed herself to warn her to get Mad Hatter's
attention, right? We didn't even mention before
this, she's trying to scream to like, tell them
to come back to take her with them. Even though,
even though Alice, like she had told Alice that
she was going to kill Alice. So why would Alice
go back and save Georgia? Well, and that's exact
reasoning there because, like, Cinderella feels
bad and wants to go back and help her. Yeah.
And Alice is just like, she threatened to kill
me. Yeah. I'm out. No. Fuck, no. I agree. I run.
Oh, yeah. Hatter's attention is got by the Siren
Whale. Yes. And she basically now needs blood
to tell him what happened. He disappears for
like four seconds and then comes back with Tinkerbell's
body. Yeah. Very quick. This also is why I thought
that the body was in his room already. Yeah.
Makes sense. Not in the basement. That's for
sure. Definitely wasn't in the basement. He was
gone way too quick for that to be in the basement.
I don't know where that body was, but it was
close. I couldn't tell what he brought her, to
be honest, at first. Because it's very confusing.
Yeah, it was Tinkerbell's body. trust me i recognized
it who's the baddest of them all okay so yeah
hatter now he goes to bring the two guards back
to life at 3 p .m because again the light is
in there yeah he brings the guards back and they
chase after the girls and the one guard Cinderella
uses her power, knocks him out and like ends
him, stabs him in the face with her shoe. Yeah,
straight in the forehead. Straight in the forehead.
Just shoe. Yeah. Alice gets to the rabbit hole.
Oh, I also love the line. She basically just
says to him, don't fuck with me and stabs him
with a shoe in the forehead. Very sharp shoe
either. You know, it's like a like a flat. Yeah,
like it was it was not a sharp heel it had Like
if you look at it, it had like the rubber on
the bottom of it, too Yeah, yeah, like it doesn't
come to a point or anything like that and it's
not glass, too No, it's just a normal like TJ
Maxx ripoff shoe. I Think this is coming to show
how strong the spirits are in her. Yeah So Alice
and Cinderella get to the rabbit hole and Alice
finds out that Hatter had filled it up. Womp
womp. Womp womp. The other guard grabs Cinderella
and Hatter gets to Alice and is just kind of
like, oh Alice, you were supposed to die tomorrow,
but now. Yeah. Starts like jabbing her in the
eye. RIP. She tried her best. Yeah. So we got
what three dead bodies now. She made it pretty
far for being stabbed in the leg Yeah, she did.
Yeah. Yeah, that was uh, that was impressive
that uh, she made it that far And then he blows
the pixie dust back in Cinderella's face and
She's knocked out and wakes up ready to fight
ready to fight Because she's now got Georgia
in the room with her. Yeah. And this is the graffiti
room. I don't know what else to call it. It looks
like maybe like a club itself, because there's
like a part where they go downstairs and stuff
like that. Yeah. Is this the one that kind of
looked like a subway where the wall was kind
of moving? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Yeah. This
is also where Georgia's kind of like, all right,
I'm pissed at you. You left me behind and now
we know kind of why They're gonna fight again.
Yeah This is where you see the tennis shoes.
This is where you see the tennis shoes and the
tats Yeah Yeah Again cuts of shadows gross noises
Zoom in zoom out like spinning camera and then
literally and she just has like eight lines of
splash makeup around her eyes. It's just like
blue blood veins kind of thing that are painted
on there. Yeah, but like blue blood veins drawn
by a 14 year old at a carnival. Yeah, right.
Yeah, yeah. More or less, the fight is pretty,
pretty standard fight until Cinderella brings
out her curse and then just goes into the other
room and Well, it's one of those weapons that
was sitting there. What does she splash her with?
What was in that bucket? It was water. It was
water. What does that do? I don't know, because
you're freaking mermaid. Why is water a problem
all of a sudden? Well, she doesn't have a tail.
We didn't see a tail in the beginning when she
was sitting in the bathtub. So what's the issue?
Yeah, I was very confused by that because I thought
it was just gas or something like that. That's
what I was thinking it was. And I also love the
line delivery of swim in this bitch poured water
on her. So now she's just like crawling away.
Everything is wet. Yeah. So I'm like, what is
going on here? Yep. Everything, everything is
soaked. And then all of a sudden, Cinderella
just has an ex. Oh, it just starts going to town,
killing George's like tuna. and it's I hate that
but I love it uh Hatter is like really happy
that she like released her spirits and everything
like that and so he like comes in and she like
grabs him immediately and starts like attacking
him and she's just like release me and this is
the part first of many where it's a roll credits
scene. Cause he says, why would I release you?
You have the potential to be fairest of them
all. Yeah. Roll credits. Yeah. I wish they had
stopped there. Yeah. Right. It was the dust in
her face. She's knocked out again. Yeah. This
is now just become like Cinderella gets knocked
out by pixie dust. Cocaine. Cocaine. It happens,
what, four times in this movie? Yeah. And now
we're at the final battle. We have three left.
Cinderella, Rosetta and Snow White. Who just
had her hand stabbed at the table, by the way.
Yeah, we did that. Yeah. Yes. Well, by stabbed
in the hand, I mean, like stabbed six inches
to the right of her hand, but she acted like
it went in her hand. So it was also pinned to
the table because she apparently couldn't move
it. Yeah Another curse just a curse knife apparently
They now have the whole castle to kill each other
So where do they go like one stairwell in a kitchen
like that? That's that's the two spots. We're
gonna fight it I think I I'll be honest. I think
I zoned out during this part Because I think
you did I don't remember much of it. I just remember
that and then they're outside Well, yeah, I don't.
In my notes, the next thing I have is after this
entire battle, I really think I just thought
this was just another fight and I don't know
who died. It was just another fight. Basically,
here's what I have. Snow White flings her mace
at Cinderella when she comes down the stairs.
The spirits take over Cinderella. The cursed
spirit. Cursed spirit. Cinderella's like. holding
Snow White down and then Rosetta just pops out
out of nowhere behind her and like claws her
in the back. And then she also like when she's
down on the ground kicks her and knocks her out.
Yeah. Just like one of those you know situations
in a movie where she just goes kind of thing.
Rosetta chases after Snow and she seemed to have
Snow but then Cinderella comes out of nowhere
and then those two like tag team her and like
jab her in the chest. i do remember this yeah
yes i got it um so now she's she's dead in the
kitchen but like snow drank some of her blood
or like ate some of rosetta or something like
that so she's got the blood lust going and she
also has the deal which we learn now is if she
wins uh mad hatter is going to remove the curse
but somehow Cinderella has an axe again and is
able to murder her. Somehow. Somehow Palpatine
returned. Somehow she got the axe. Somehow she
got the axe. It just comes out of nowhere. It
really was just like, here you go, axe. I have
an American sword or his shield. Yeah. Yeah,
right. Just there. Just there. So now is the
part she starts looking for the Mad Hatter. Yeah.
And where is the Mad Hatter? No, this would be
great, because this is the resolution of the
storyline of the movie so far. Right. Yeah. The
whole thing we've been building to. Mad Hatter
has captured all these princesses. She's the
last one left. She's the fairest of them all.
She's ready to kill this bitch. Great. Yeah.
Monkey wrench. Here we go. Mad Hatter is under
Fairy Godmother's dress? Question mark? And that's
volume really fast because the money was really
loud. And I was like, I don't want anyone thinking
anything. Oh, they already just explained to
them this movie you're watching. And they'd be
like, yeah, sure, buddy. You were watching porn.
Let's get you back to bed, Howard. Get you back
to the home old man. So I guess that was who
was in the scene earlier. In his room. In his
room. Yes. So Fairy Godmother, we get a flashback
to when Mad Hatter said he was going to handle
her and she just like force touches him and like
converts him to a follower essentially. So Fairy
Godmother is the one watching this and doing
this now. She's the one. Go ahead. I actually
kind of thought kind of a good plot twist to
happen 10 minutes before the end of the movie.
I was okay with it. Yeah, but I don't understand
why her and Fairy Godmother have such a hateful
relationship right now. Which is why we need
a backstory. Which is why we needed 20 more minutes
on this goddamn movie. I was just like, she could
have stopped all this. Like, she's controlling
the mad hatter now. Why did she let all this
still go through? I think she wanted it. Wants
it, yeah. She doesn't kill them. Well, she didn't
kill him. She needed someone to do her dirty
work, which is what he was doing. I think at
this point, it's like, who is she? Who am I?
Who are you? I had no clue who it was until she
says, like, in the flashback, I'm your fairy
godmother. Like, I had no clue. Why does she
look like that? Yeah, I thought she was a stepmother
too. Yeah. Danji Fairly Godmother. What's up
with her eye? What is this? Scary. She asked
Cinderella if she wants her revenge, which Cinderella
grabs a sword that's just like in a pot somewhere.
And you don't keep your swords in pots? I do
not. They're right next to the umbrellas, right
by the door. Just in case it rains or somebody's
attacking. Yeah. She gives a riddle to the Mad
Hatter, which we never got the answer to, which
I'm disappointed about, and cuts him with one,
like, little slice and just, it's more so stops
halfway through. Yeah, exactly. And he's just
dead. Yeah. Mad Hatter's gone. RIP. RIP. Roll
credits in the movie. Nope. Wait, no it's not.
Nope. I know I abducted you and I know I made
you kill a bunch of people but please don't kill
me. I was like oh gosh. Well then Godmother,
she goes to attack Fairy Godmother and Fairy
Godmother does more pixie dust. So is that five
now? Five, six? I think it's five at this point.
Yeah. Yeah. To which she wakes up in a field.
And Fairy Godmother has brought back all of the
princesses. They're now zombies. Wonderful. Because
that's what this movie needed was zombies. One
-eyed zombies. Oh, and now her other eye is open.
I don't know how to describe her quickly. Basically
she just has a large mound of clay over one eye
with a closed eye over it. That eye was closed
and her normal eye was open, but now the normal
eyes closed and the fake eye is open. I don't
know if that was supposed to mean something or
it was just an accident. She's got her evil eye
open. Yeah, that's giving them too much credit.
Probably. It is definitely giving them too much
credit. It's hard to work for unthought processes.
She also not only brings the princesses back
she grants one final wish for Cinderella which
is removing her curse Good you get what you want
Then she sends the princesses to try to kill
her Rosetta with an axe the rest are just going
to like body her to death none of them have weapons
except for Rosetta and Rosetta goes to swing
the axe and stops and the zombies all go Fairest
of them all, fairest of them all. Because she's
fairest of them all, she gets to control them.
Apparently, she's got more powers than the Fairy
Godmother. They all abide by the rules this Mad
Hatter came up with now, apparently. They're
all cursed on the chairs. They're all fairest
of them all, opposed. So, Cinderella goes, I
guess I control them. You go kill the fairy godmother.
And they do. Oh, that's it. And again, Rosetta
swings her axe and the rest of them just like
eat her. Sure. And then as the zombies are like
back up and everything like that, Cinderella
looks at them and goes, anyone for tea? Yep.
And now she has a zombie princess army. And that,
that's it. That's it. That's that's all we got.
That's Ferris of them all. Do we think she stays
living in that weird house castle and just hangs
out there? Hangs out with all her selfie friends?
Yeah. I don't know where you go from here. No.
Like your prince is dead. Yeah. Yeah, really,
I don't know where you go. The rabbit hole's
blocked off. Rabbit hole's blocked. Yeah. Yeah.
How do you get out of there? I mean, I guess,
I guess the The veil is lifted because the Mad
Hatter's dead, but I don't know. These are things
I think about. I guess you can get the wand back
now, but she wouldn't know how to use it. Right.
And does it still have power? If Mad Hatter's
dead? Well, the powers came from the Red Queen.
He stole them from her. Yeah. So maybe there's
still something in there. Was Alice one of the
zombies brought back? Would she know how to do
it? No. I don't think she was either, actually,
but I was just curious. I don't know. Yeah, that
was thinking way too much about this. Why? Oh,
why is she Cinderella? The fairy godmother, I
don't know. Why is her name Rosetta? Why is her
name Rosetta? Why is her name Georgia? We know
why the name is Georgia. Why? The writer said.
she's named georgia because he thought the connection
to another name of a font was funny because he
couldn't use ariel a -r -i -a -l that's right
he saw a -r -i -a -l the font and was just going
through the name and he was like what would be
another name for a font and he saw georgia really
funny that's why she's named georgia that times
new roman this this other princess helvetica
yeah God damn it. We could have had wingdings
in that while he was He was just going through
the final. I saw Jordan said this works as a
woman's name and that was I mean, yeah valid
I guess but I've completely forgot you texted
that Wow. Yeah, it's the only trivia on the IMDB
page Hmm that hurts like that hurts me Yeah,
goddamn, okay. Well well Now, because we have
the emoji movie, I want to do a fonts movie.
This is Wingdings. That would be a good one.
I don't know if it would. I think it could be.
This is Cooper, Comic Sans. Yeah. All right.
So that was Ferris of them all. Sounds so excited
about it. Oh, it was a movie that existed. Yeah,
we watched it. Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad for making
you guys watch that one. Watching a really bad
TV show episode, actually. Yeah. It wasn't as
what was the what's the last one I was on? Yeah,
it wasn't as offensive as fanatic. So there's
that. There's that. I mean, that's that's very
Very true because John Travolta was playing an
autistic person in that one. This one did not
have anybody playing autistic people. Wow. Wow.
Bar is real high. So when it comes to movies,
this one didn't have autism. Yeah. I don't know
if all the Alice in Wonderland references, there
might have been a little bit just in like the
writing process. I think that was just drug use.
I think the pixie dust was actual cocaine and
it was taken from the writer's room. Yeah. That
was the most disappointing about the movie to
me. Okay. It was not even having the pleasure
of having someone I wanted to win because there
was not a background. Like I wasn't rooting for
anyone. So I was like, even if even if the person
I was rooting for won and I was like, all right,
well, at least I got something out of the movie.
They didn't even build enough for me to be able
to root for someone. That's the thing is, with
the three movies I've watched so far, obviously
I haven't released the other one, but with the
three movies I've watched so far, the one I've
liked the most was Cinderella's Revenge. Because
you got enough backstory, you were cheering for
Cinderella. She wasn't amazing, but you at least
had somebody to cheer for. This one and the other
one that comes out next week that I don't want
to reveal yet, but you guys know it. There was
nobody to cheer for in that movie. And this one
too, there's nobody that you're like, cool. I
actually, if you want to know the truth, the
more charismatic character was the Mad Hatter.
I was down for the Mad Hatter winning. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I would have voted for Tink. Yeah,
I would have voted for Tink. Actually, you know
what I was cheering for somebody She was gone
and then when she was gone this movie sucks I
kind of checked out as soon as you knew Alice
wasn't gonna get anywhere Yeah, you know actually
yeah Why were her eyes so blue? Yeah Is that
where the VFX budget went but I mean like her
eyes were blue and then she had like blue paint
around her eyes They were just uber blue. I don't
know. That was just it didn't bug me so much,
but it was something that I kept. I think it
was it was to make us look at her eyes. I don't
know. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Where are we
at for ratings? You start us off. You got it.
I give it two and a half shoe stabbings out of
10. Wow You go out of ten. Okay. Yeah, what do
you want me to go out about a five? Okay, I give
it a one shoe stabbing out of five Okay I was
gonna say one point two five out of five. Mm
-hmm. Okay One to the forehead one slightly on
the nose Hmm I'll probably give it a line and
a half of snorting Out of five. Line and a half
of snorting. Okay. One and a half. I'm thinking
of my metric. I've got the number. I just need
the metric. Metric. Hmm. You know what I mean,
though. I know what you mean. Yeah, exactly.
It's difficult because I don't want to give it
a two because it's not a good movie, but I don't
want to give it a one point five. You are way
higher than I expected. Okay. Yeah, you were
going to tell us. You can give it a 1 .75. I'm
going to give it a 1 .82. A 1 .82. God, we're
getting way too specific. Jesus. Because it's
not a 1 .9. It's not a 1 .75. It could be like
a 1 .82 of cannibalism. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, okay,
I'm gonna give this a one point zero zero zero
zero zero zero zero if we're getting this specific
come on now No, I'm giving it. I'll give it a
one out of five Zombie princesses Five of them.
Yeah, right. So justify that three out of ten
on IMDB amber Okay, I really think A movie as
a whole, maybe like a point - I will lean back
for this. A movie as a whole, like, yeah, maybe
needs to be like a point three out of ten. However,
I can applaud what they tried to do at the end
with the whole twist of, you know, the godmother
is actually the one controlling this entire scenario.
If we had context of why she wants to control
this scenario, I think I'd actually be able to
be like, okay, two out of five, you know? But
because we don't have that context, I'm like,
okay, now I have more questions. However, I do
like that it didn't just end with like one of
them winning and being like, okay, never gonna
kill the Manhattan. Like I think if they did
that, I would have been like, okay, that's kind
of lame, you know? I'm down with that. you know
i like that they try to do something different
try i wish i wish it had happened 20 minutes
sooner yeah yeah well it definitely felt like
then they just had like a package on the on the
box and then they just tried to put the box in
another box and then wrap it real quick what's
in the box that's all that was missing was what's
in the box reference oh yeah so that's my that's
my argument Okay. I don't get how that gets to
a 3 .3 out of 10. Yeah. I'm calling you out.
I don't get how that gets to a 3 .3 out of 10.
I can applaud them trying something different.
It doesn't. I would never give it a 3 .3 out
of 10. But you said you understood it. I could
understand if someone wants to give it a 3 .3
out of 10. They tried. They did their best and
If someone was like, yeah, I like the name Georgia.
Let's give it another point three. Point three.
I could see it. Okay. Yeah. I would have loved
to see a Gotham or a lobster. Maybe a wisdom
font. Oh my God. Why Rosetta? Why the name Rosetta?
Yeah. Was there any reason for that? Not not
listen on IMDb. How does Aurora and Rosetta the
thorns maybe they end in a Yeah No That where
she falls asleep she pricks her finger on a thorn.
Yeah, maybe that No, she pricks her finger on
a sewing machine. Yeah, and that's not it But
but the prince like rides through like the the
big the big thorn yeah, whatever. Yeah, so I'm
not as familiar with my princess lore, but I
do kind of remember that yeah Yeah But yeah,
so 3 .3 I could understand where they're coming
from I could not but okay far understanding far
Very far not a good movie, but I will I will
however say that a friend of mine Saw that we
were covering this movie and said oh, yeah, I
watched that the other night. I gave it a 3 out
of 10 What? I have questions. I want to speak
to this friend. He's also a Packers fan, so he
has bad taste. So, you know, I mean, I can, I
can at least throw that in his face. I don't,
this might, again, be giving too much credit,
but just as an aside, in the Grimm's fairy tale
version, she's named Briar Rose, or Rosamond.
Oh, Rosamond. Okay. I'll get behind that. Yeah.
That that at least has a little more makes sense
than just I like font Georgia. Yeah. Well, in
England, we call it autumn. In America, we call
fall because we fall. Oh, man. Yeah. OK. You're
asking us to watch this movie. You're welcome.
Aren't you excited for the other ones I have
on this list? Mm hmm. we gotta we gotta add epic
movie on there i do need to get that in there
if anyone knows what the budget of this is please
let us know i'd love to know what the budget
was ten dollars ten dollars just for the the
bathtub props yeah just the bathtub props large
amount went towards the cocaine yeah yeah seriously
again from the writer's room yeah Yeah, that
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