WEBVTT 00:00:02.069 --> 00:00:03.629 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:03.629 --> 00:00:05.929 episode of Game for a Movie, where we ask, are 00:00:05.929 --> 00:00:07.669 you Game for a Movie? My name is Mike, I will 00:00:07.669 --> 00:00:10.369 be your host. I am joined by, I did not go over 00:00:10.369 --> 00:00:14.109 an order, so good luck on this one. Zach, hi. 00:00:15.070 --> 00:00:20.190 Amber, hello. Howard, currently present. Howard, 00:00:20.210 --> 00:00:23.969 welcome to the show. Thanks for the invite. You 00:00:23.969 --> 00:00:26.109 got it, dude. Sorry you had to sit through that 00:00:26.109 --> 00:00:30.289 movie. A normal thing we do with new guests on 00:00:30.289 --> 00:00:32.740 the show, I'm going to ask you. What is the worst 00:00:32.740 --> 00:00:35.960 movie you've ever seen? I think the worst movie 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:38.460 that I've seen is, and I haven't seen it in a 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:41.020 while, so I should go back and re -watch it just 00:00:41.020 --> 00:00:42.979 because of the nostalgia of watching when I was 00:00:42.979 --> 00:00:46.600 younger, but probably the epic movie was probably 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:49.179 the worst movie I've ever seen. Yeah, that's 00:00:49.179 --> 00:00:52.539 a good choice. Okay. Just act with like a bunch 00:00:52.539 --> 00:00:59.679 of corny, lazy humor. The placement's just real 00:00:59.679 --> 00:01:02.039 weird. There's like no plot. So it's just, it's 00:01:02.039 --> 00:01:05.079 kind of just everywhere. Okay. I like it. That's 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:07.439 a good choice. Cause that is a terrible movie. 00:01:07.799 --> 00:01:11.319 Yeah. I've talked about doing that on this show 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:13.540 because I'm pretty sure Epic movie would count 00:01:13.540 --> 00:01:17.819 as a bad movie. I'm pulling it up as we speak, 00:01:18.180 --> 00:01:19.859 but - You say does it have a Rotten Tomatoes 00:01:19.859 --> 00:01:23.980 score? It definitely does. 2%. 2%. Oh, let's 00:01:23.980 --> 00:01:27.359 go. I'll be on that episode. 29 % popcorn meter. 00:01:28.099 --> 00:01:32.859 Wow. That's bad enough. Wow. Okay. Yeah. So we're 00:01:32.859 --> 00:01:34.840 going to do epic movies sometime in the future. 00:01:37.060 --> 00:01:40.159 Okay. So we are going to talk about our latest 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:42.099 movie, but first we've got to do the thing we 00:01:42.099 --> 00:01:44.819 always do. What are we drinking? We'll go in 00:01:44.819 --> 00:01:47.180 that same order. Zach, what do you got over there? 00:01:47.579 --> 00:01:52.560 I have an ice cold water. Oh, nice cold water. 00:01:52.700 --> 00:01:54.819 All right. Amber, do you have something to top 00:01:54.819 --> 00:01:58.530 him? I have a nice warm water. Nice warm water, 00:01:58.750 --> 00:02:01.209 okay. Howard, you got anything over there? I'm 00:02:01.209 --> 00:02:05.549 currently cracking open Room Temp Sprite. Room 00:02:05.549 --> 00:02:09.770 Temp Sprite, okay. Refreshing. I got the all 00:02:09.770 --> 00:02:12.370 clear because I watched this movie an hour ago. 00:02:12.849 --> 00:02:16.830 I have a goose IPA, mostly because it needs to 00:02:16.830 --> 00:02:19.409 get out of here and B because it is our anniversary, 00:02:19.509 --> 00:02:21.110 so I've gotten the all clear to have a drink 00:02:21.110 --> 00:02:24.110 already. Nice. So cheers to that. If you've not 00:02:24.110 --> 00:02:26.349 had a goose IPA, obviously it's a goose IPA, 00:02:26.370 --> 00:02:31.129 you know what you're getting. 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This is going to be released second. 00:03:39.129 --> 00:03:43.030 Yeah, we've got some princesses in the public 00:03:43.030 --> 00:03:47.629 domain. but not all of them not all which confused 00:03:47.629 --> 00:03:52.669 me because the one princess which we don't have 00:03:52.669 --> 00:03:56.050 to introduce right now um that's not the random 00:03:56.050 --> 00:03:59.590 one i thought was an actual disney character 00:03:59.590 --> 00:04:06.669 and then rosetta rosetta so i think rosetta barry 00:04:06.669 --> 00:04:11.129 i think rosetta's uh aurora she is but when i 00:04:11.129 --> 00:04:15.460 saw her name I was like, oh, that's a fairy from 00:04:15.460 --> 00:04:19.759 Tinkerbell. Oh, Rosetta is? Yeah. I was like, 00:04:19.819 --> 00:04:22.279 wow, they got two fairies in this. That's saying 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:25.899 a lot. Yeah. No, it's definitely Sleeping Beauty, 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:29.680 though. But I was like, naming it Rosetta. Strange. 00:04:30.379 --> 00:04:32.660 Not as strange as Georgia, but... Not as strange 00:04:32.660 --> 00:04:37.319 as Georgia, yes. Is Tinkerbell a princess? Technically, 00:04:37.939 --> 00:04:42.819 she's in the lineup. I don't think she's like 00:04:42.819 --> 00:04:46.459 a princess. I would not have counted her, but 00:04:46.459 --> 00:04:49.180 apparently they decided that she does count because 00:04:49.180 --> 00:04:52.379 they could use her. They needed a sixth one. 00:04:52.660 --> 00:04:55.560 Yeah, they need a sixth one that they could actually 00:04:55.560 --> 00:05:00.500 use. So like four of the six. I did. They called 00:05:00.500 --> 00:05:03.100 her instead of Tink, which I guess is Disney, 00:05:03.180 --> 00:05:05.579 they call her Tinker instead of saying Tinkerbell. 00:05:06.279 --> 00:05:08.899 i didn't notice that the funny thing is i did 00:05:08.899 --> 00:05:12.160 write in my notes that she was tank and not uh 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.040 i wrote her as tank just because i'm used to 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:18.180 that um i did not write tinker uh because what 00:05:18.180 --> 00:05:21.540 is that that is just weird if we if we if you 00:05:21.540 --> 00:05:24.319 had to go with like a true six disney princess 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:27.740 who would you have loved to see oh man because 00:05:27.740 --> 00:05:29.740 i was thinking about it and i was thinking like 00:05:29.740 --> 00:05:33.959 oh my god rapunzel could have been cool and she's 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:37.930 public domain yeah Yeah. I would like to see 00:05:37.930 --> 00:05:41.029 Merida. Merida is a good one that hit me. I mean, 00:05:41.470 --> 00:05:45.430 obvious one that would dominate everybody's Mulan. 00:05:45.990 --> 00:05:49.490 Yeah. But like Merida's got a bow and arrow. 00:05:49.769 --> 00:05:52.629 She could snipe everyone pretty quickly. But 00:05:52.629 --> 00:05:56.490 I mean, Snow White has a sister, Rose Red, and 00:05:56.490 --> 00:06:02.480 like the old fairy tales. All of these are good 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:05.360 options. Let's get into the premise first, because 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:08.600 we're talking about this and we haven't even 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:11.259 said what the premise is yet. We're getting a 00:06:11.259 --> 00:06:16.160 little excited. We're jumping ahead. So did the 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:21.300 movie, to be fair. This movie, the IMDB description, 00:06:21.399 --> 00:06:22.759 I'm just going to give you that first before 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:26.060 we jump into the huge details. The Mad Hatter 00:06:26.060 --> 00:06:28.420 has hunted down princesses from the fairy tale 00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:31.740 lands. Ariel Bell, Alice, Cinderella, Snow White, 00:06:31.939 --> 00:06:34.019 Tinkerbell, and Sleeping Beauty. It does say 00:06:34.019 --> 00:06:36.100 Sleeping Beauty in Ariel. Okay. Interesting. 00:06:36.660 --> 00:06:38.980 And makes them fight in a Hunger Games style 00:06:38.980 --> 00:06:44.060 death match. Who is fairest of them all? Yeah. 00:06:45.139 --> 00:06:49.600 There are no ratings on Rotten Tomatoes. It has 00:06:49.600 --> 00:06:54.459 no tomato meter, no popcorn meter. However, it 00:06:54.459 --> 00:06:57.480 has a 3 .3 out of 10 on IMDB, so that's safe 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:03.439 to say a 33 % if you were to do that math. That 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:08.240 feels very generous still. I could argue that, 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:10.720 I think. I'm going to wait to argue it until 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:14.439 the end, but I think I have a good argument for 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:18.360 it. To be that high at 3 .3? Yeah. Oh, I can't 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:24.040 wait to hear this. It's it's a movie in only 00:07:24.040 --> 00:07:28.660 the most technical sense. The movie starts in 00:07:28.660 --> 00:07:33.420 media res with Alice front center and a voiceover. 00:07:33.420 --> 00:07:38.540 Yeah. Yeah. Calling to her. It's a riddle that 00:07:38.540 --> 00:07:41.540 apparently she's heard 10 times and still hasn't 00:07:41.540 --> 00:07:44.720 gotten it right. No. And Alice. And when she 00:07:44.720 --> 00:07:46.800 doesn't get it right, she gets like stabbed like 00:07:46.800 --> 00:07:54.100 it's. Yeah. And I also love the fact that when 00:07:54.100 --> 00:07:56.180 she gets offered the chance for the riddle, and 00:07:56.180 --> 00:07:58.060 I want to go back to one more thing, but when 00:07:58.060 --> 00:08:00.139 she gets offered the chance for the riddle, if 00:08:00.139 --> 00:08:02.199 she gets it right, she gets to spend a minute 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:07.959 outside. One whole minute. Everybody needs that 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:10.199 one minute outside. That's the recharge, the 00:08:10.199 --> 00:08:12.639 refresh. As long as I've been outside tonight. 00:08:14.199 --> 00:08:18.629 You know what? Fair. I also love the fact that 00:08:18.629 --> 00:08:21.170 she's making the placards for the princesses 00:08:21.170 --> 00:08:25.470 and she's using her blood to put it. She don't 00:08:25.470 --> 00:08:29.050 got a pen? Don't got a pen, but she like does 00:08:29.050 --> 00:08:33.490 the one and it's like faded red. And then like 00:08:33.490 --> 00:08:35.169 when the placards are actually out there, they're 00:08:35.169 --> 00:08:40.710 bright red. I did laugh at that. Yeah, that was 00:08:40.710 --> 00:08:43.690 the most gnarly stunt in the whole movie, I think. 00:08:43.970 --> 00:08:48.809 The needle into the finger. Just as far as how 00:08:48.809 --> 00:08:53.110 gory this scary movie didn't get. I was like, 00:08:53.210 --> 00:08:56.950 ew, she's really doing that. Gross. Claire had 00:08:56.950 --> 00:09:01.169 a good point because every 20 seconds in the 00:09:01.169 --> 00:09:03.850 first part of the movie, it was just him popping 00:09:03.850 --> 00:09:09.769 up and just like... And she goes, that doesn't 00:09:09.769 --> 00:09:12.389 make a scary movie just by making him pop up 00:09:12.389 --> 00:09:17.419 with a sound. No, they needed it to be, yeah, 00:09:17.419 --> 00:09:19.960 they needed a category of thriller, so that's 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:26.919 why they did that. Yeah, right. Mad Hatter starts 00:09:26.919 --> 00:09:31.580 going crazy, starts killing princesses, or princes, 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:35.320 princess, princess, princess, jeez, I can speak, 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:40.940 and kidnapping these princesses. Some of them 00:09:40.940 --> 00:09:46.159 a little, like, Again, not gnarly because this 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:48.519 scene doesn't go anywhere past like a PG -13 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:51.879 for it, probably. But she does, like, kill a 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:55.399 prince by, like, choking him. And this is Rosetta's 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:59.759 prince. Rosetta, again, that's Aurora. It's just, 00:09:59.759 --> 00:10:01.940 it's gotta be Aurora. Oh, is that what happened 00:10:01.940 --> 00:10:04.519 in that scene? I was so confused. He's there, 00:10:04.519 --> 00:10:06.200 then he's on the floor, and then the Hatter shows 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:09.419 up. I don't even remember the choking part. So 00:10:09.419 --> 00:10:11.240 he, like, grabs something, like, pulls it behind 00:10:11.240 --> 00:10:16.610 his neck. Like it's quick like it's not It's 00:10:16.610 --> 00:10:18.490 not the struggle in movies where they're like, 00:10:18.490 --> 00:10:21.889 oh god You know, you know like that. It's just 00:10:21.889 --> 00:10:24.110 like grab them under the neck throw them to the 00:10:24.110 --> 00:10:27.690 ground. He's done also We only know he's a prince 00:10:27.690 --> 00:10:30.590 Because he's wearing a t -shirt with a ruffled 00:10:30.590 --> 00:10:33.629 collar. That's every single prince looks the 00:10:33.629 --> 00:10:36.129 same. It's the same shirt There's only there's 00:10:36.129 --> 00:10:37.629 only two and they're wearing the same shirt. 00:10:37.950 --> 00:10:40.110 Yeah, there's a third. No, there is the third 00:10:40.110 --> 00:10:44.220 Oh Eric Peter Pan. Peter Pan does too. But yes, 00:10:44.220 --> 00:10:46.259 they all have the same shirt and they all seem 00:10:46.259 --> 00:10:48.240 about the same size. I would not be shocked if 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:51.740 it's the same costume. They had one costume. 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:55.980 Yeah. Is this where Georgia is kidnapped? We 00:10:55.980 --> 00:10:59.559 also see Georgia. I just want to. This was a 00:10:59.559 --> 00:11:02.320 very nice house. They shot this moving in like 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:04.740 the one house, the one lock set and they destroyed 00:11:04.740 --> 00:11:07.759 that bathroom. It's just like a nice hot tub 00:11:07.759 --> 00:11:12.559 Jacuzzi style. Bathtub. Yeah with dirt like smeared 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:16.259 on the walls. Well, it's like fishing nets, maybe 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:19.299 Yeah fishing nets and then they they pour the 00:11:19.299 --> 00:11:21.940 fake blood in there too, which is like, yeah 00:11:21.940 --> 00:11:24.759 Yeah, cuz she turned we know. Yeah, we know she's 00:11:24.759 --> 00:11:26.899 a mermaid because she's in water and she has 00:11:26.899 --> 00:11:30.379 scales poorly drawn on her face and no tail no 00:11:30.379 --> 00:11:33.940 tail I was very confused though because I was 00:11:33.940 --> 00:11:36.500 which I mean, there's always confusion with these 00:11:36.500 --> 00:11:40.120 movies, but But I was like, does she drink the 00:11:40.120 --> 00:11:45.379 blood to speak? Or does she what's what's the 00:11:45.379 --> 00:11:48.080 correlation with the blood? Because she couldn't 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:50.460 like during that one portion where she couldn't 00:11:50.460 --> 00:11:52.320 speak couldn't speak I say in quotes because 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:54.679 she could speak a little bit. But then she gets 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:58.139 the blood and she can speak like full sentences. 00:11:58.679 --> 00:12:04.759 Yeah. So is that just how it works? Maybe I think 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:06.519 you're thinking about it way more than they did. 00:12:07.490 --> 00:12:10.070 I really, well once these princesses were introduced, 00:12:10.090 --> 00:12:12.309 I was like, I really want a backstory on how 00:12:12.309 --> 00:12:16.629 they got here. Not at the Mad Hatter's whatever 00:12:16.629 --> 00:12:20.649 place. Why they have curses. Yeah. Yeah. That 00:12:20.649 --> 00:12:22.409 was my thing. Like all these princesses have 00:12:22.409 --> 00:12:25.230 curses and stuff and it's kind of like, it's 00:12:25.230 --> 00:12:29.309 weird. Yeah. Oh, except for Belle. I think they 00:12:29.309 --> 00:12:31.529 make that point. She is not cursed. One of them 00:12:31.529 --> 00:12:33.830 had powers given to them like from birth. I can't 00:12:33.830 --> 00:12:35.529 remember who it was. I think it was Belle though. 00:12:37.470 --> 00:12:40.850 Who knows? Who knows? It was one line. Okay. 00:12:41.429 --> 00:12:44.110 I mean, we'll get to that as we get closer into 00:12:44.110 --> 00:12:47.629 that. But I do also love that they introduced 00:12:47.629 --> 00:12:49.769 Cinderella because she just has a shoe. Like 00:12:49.769 --> 00:12:52.330 she's just going to stab somebody with a shoe. 00:12:53.710 --> 00:12:58.129 That is the weapon of choice. Yeah. But I love 00:12:58.129 --> 00:13:00.490 that you can't see her take the shoe off. She 00:13:00.490 --> 00:13:05.379 just has a shoe in her hand. Just ready. She's 00:13:05.379 --> 00:13:09.539 probably wearing other shoes Yeah, but then like 00:13:09.539 --> 00:13:13.539 in like future scenes when she has a shoe like 00:13:13.539 --> 00:13:17.100 where she get the shoe from These are questions 00:13:17.100 --> 00:13:20.580 that I have I wrote those questions down I'm 00:13:20.580 --> 00:13:23.720 ready to answer each and every one of those questions 00:13:23.720 --> 00:13:27.460 But I don't know if I'm going to have an answer 00:13:27.460 --> 00:13:31.440 For Georgia I wrote why she looked like that 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:34.759 does she live in the bathtub? These are questions 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:38.460 I have. Yeah, maybe. But she's not a mermaid 00:13:38.460 --> 00:13:42.080 anymore. No. But she is the blood. We saw her 00:13:42.080 --> 00:13:45.820 walking. Gotta have that blood. I don't know. 00:13:45.980 --> 00:13:48.299 Yeah, I don't know either. She's not a mermaid 00:13:48.299 --> 00:13:52.100 anymore and she has feet and not a tail. And 00:13:52.100 --> 00:13:55.480 her name's Georgia and not Ariel. That's definitely 00:13:55.480 --> 00:13:59.159 not the same person. No. She should have named 00:13:59.159 --> 00:14:02.379 her... Yeah. I think the one scene where she 00:14:02.379 --> 00:14:03.899 fell over like her legs were like all tatted 00:14:03.899 --> 00:14:08.120 up. I was like, all right, Ariel, got legs and 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:10.360 got tatted instantly. I didn't see the tats, 00:14:10.379 --> 00:14:13.559 but I did see her fall like that. Yeah. Yeah. 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:15.899 Is that where she was wearing the white tennis 00:14:15.899 --> 00:14:21.700 shoes? Yeah. Yeah. She's just wearing like sneakers 00:14:21.700 --> 00:14:25.279 and everybody else is wearing like flats and 00:14:25.279 --> 00:14:30.320 heels and stuff. She's got tennis shoes on. So 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:33.159 now we're at all the princesses around the table. 00:14:33.500 --> 00:14:37.100 Yes, they're all stuck. It feels like the script 00:14:37.100 --> 00:14:39.960 at this point was run through like Google Translate 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:42.440 20 times and then just given to everybody and 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:44.419 everyone had a different director because none 00:14:44.419 --> 00:14:46.500 of them are acting like they're in the same movie. 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:50.480 That was my thing is so like sometimes with movies 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:53.639 you get to a certain spot where it feels like 00:14:54.580 --> 00:14:56.879 The actors are kind of just acting because they 00:14:56.879 --> 00:15:00.320 were told like oh say this shocked or whatever 00:15:00.320 --> 00:15:02.460 and that's what it definitely feels like with 00:15:02.460 --> 00:15:04.759 these characters It's just like okay. Now you're 00:15:04.759 --> 00:15:08.279 supposed to be mad at them. I'm mad at you You 00:15:08.279 --> 00:15:11.500 know like that kind of thing. It feels very like 00:15:11.500 --> 00:15:14.539 okay I've given you one direction and this is 00:15:14.539 --> 00:15:20.139 the only way you speak this line. Yeah Bell keeps 00:15:20.139 --> 00:15:23.059 laughing at everything. Mm -hmm Cinderella's 00:15:23.059 --> 00:15:25.980 like staring off in the mid -distance. I didn't 00:15:25.980 --> 00:15:29.600 see that, but yeah. Georgia can't talk. What's 00:15:29.600 --> 00:15:31.240 Snow White? Maybe it's Snow White staring off 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:33.240 in the mid -space because she doesn't want to 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:35.220 talk about how much she wants to eat people. 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:39.639 For cannibal curse. Cannibal. Craziest curse 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:42.000 to put on Snow White, by the way. Like what? 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:48.860 Of all things, a cannibal curse? Yeah. When they 00:15:48.860 --> 00:15:55.470 said cannibalism, I was like, huh? Like of all 00:15:55.470 --> 00:15:59.570 things for Snow White, it's like, uh, what? It's 00:15:59.570 --> 00:16:03.590 not like it gives her any extra powers or like 00:16:03.590 --> 00:16:05.710 extra strength. She just wants to eat people. 00:16:06.370 --> 00:16:09.389 And she like started teleporting and disappearing 00:16:09.389 --> 00:16:12.009 and I was very confused about that. I wasn't 00:16:12.009 --> 00:16:13.970 sure if that was something she was doing or just 00:16:13.970 --> 00:16:16.330 a continuity error and like editing the fight. 00:16:16.710 --> 00:16:18.250 I thought that as well. I was like, ah, these 00:16:18.250 --> 00:16:20.470 are some continuity errors going on and I wasn't 00:16:20.470 --> 00:16:24.960 sure. or not well so the six of the girls are 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:27.399 trapped at this table they're having a tea party 00:16:27.399 --> 00:16:29.620 with mad hatter oh you want to say why they're 00:16:29.620 --> 00:16:32.679 stuck at the table uh because of a curse on the 00:16:32.679 --> 00:16:34.919 chairs on the chairs there's a curse on the chairs 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:37.059 they cannot leave they must they just forgot 00:16:37.059 --> 00:16:43.200 to buy rope before mad hatter has now because 00:16:43.200 --> 00:16:46.399 he wants to explain what is happening uh has 00:16:46.399 --> 00:16:50.000 now put a spell on them to keep them quiet which 00:16:50.519 --> 00:16:52.600 this is the funniest scene of the whole movie 00:16:52.600 --> 00:16:55.600 in my opinion because he just keeps like snapped 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:57.259 so they can speak when they raise their hand 00:16:57.259 --> 00:16:59.720 and of course they're gonna be like why the fuck 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:01.320 are you doing this you know like they're not 00:17:01.320 --> 00:17:04.519 gonna actually add anything to the conversation 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:08.220 they needed to add a little bit of time to the 00:17:08.220 --> 00:17:12.259 movie so they needed that that small silence 00:17:12.259 --> 00:17:17.039 of ask question raise hand etc Mind you, they 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:19.240 needed to add time to this movie and it's already 00:17:19.240 --> 00:17:24.839 only an hour and 16 minutes. I watched this through 00:17:24.839 --> 00:17:27.160 the entirety of Tripp's nap and he was still 00:17:27.160 --> 00:17:30.079 asleep. This is how long like this movie was 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:34.740 and how long he naps like. He also was telling 00:17:34.740 --> 00:17:37.519 them the same riddle and we figured out what 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:43.180 the riddle answer was. It's a bride. And yeah, 00:17:43.180 --> 00:17:50.089 he's been prophesized. by Father Time. What? 00:17:50.910 --> 00:17:54.069 Yes, that I made sure to get that in there. He 00:17:54.069 --> 00:17:57.089 was prophesized by the riddle by Father Time 00:17:57.089 --> 00:18:00.589 that's in his head. Time. And I like at this 00:18:00.589 --> 00:18:03.970 point, he just the writer just went through every 00:18:03.970 --> 00:18:06.190 reference to Alice in Wonderland he could think 00:18:06.190 --> 00:18:09.410 of. He's like White Rabbit, Red Queen, flamingos. 00:18:09.670 --> 00:18:12.390 Just like got to get all in there. And then he 00:18:12.390 --> 00:18:15.259 was done. And yeah. I read the source material. 00:18:15.519 --> 00:18:21.240 I know this shit. Yeah. So basically he's going 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:23.019 to put them all through a tournament and the 00:18:23.019 --> 00:18:27.039 last one alive is going to be his bride. Which 00:18:27.039 --> 00:18:29.180 to describe this tournament as a Hunger Games 00:18:29.180 --> 00:18:32.599 style tournament, it feels strange to me. I was 00:18:32.599 --> 00:18:35.420 so disappointed by that. I was like, oh, you're 00:18:35.420 --> 00:18:37.200 just putting two people in a room and having 00:18:37.200 --> 00:18:40.119 them fight to death and then bringing them back 00:18:40.119 --> 00:18:41.500 out to the table and be like, all right, who's 00:18:41.500 --> 00:18:44.059 next? Like, that's not how that's supposed to 00:18:44.059 --> 00:18:46.680 work. On the jumbotron that he keeps looking 00:18:46.680 --> 00:18:48.500 up at. Yeah, we're going to talk about that in 00:18:48.500 --> 00:18:50.180 a little bit. By the way, the craziest transition 00:18:50.180 --> 00:18:53.000 I've ever seen. I laughed so hard. I was like, 00:18:53.519 --> 00:18:55.720 is that what they're looking at? It's just the 00:18:55.720 --> 00:19:03.799 square. Just floating in the middle. Well, and 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:05.480 that's exactly, I was going to bring that up 00:19:05.480 --> 00:19:07.299 about, like, they call it Hunger Games style 00:19:07.299 --> 00:19:09.559 and everything like that, but they don't fight 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:11.579 at the same time except for the last battle. 00:19:12.539 --> 00:19:15.500 And when I hear Hunger Games, I'm like, cool, 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:18.039 we're going to get all these princesses in like 00:19:18.039 --> 00:19:20.700 one area and they're going to fight. And that 00:19:20.700 --> 00:19:23.380 would have possibly been a better movie. Oh, 00:19:23.400 --> 00:19:25.819 for sure. I would have loved to see that, like 00:19:25.819 --> 00:19:28.259 certain people teaming up, certain people fighting 00:19:28.259 --> 00:19:30.640 this way, that way, everything like that. And 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.759 then including, well, your question about what 00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:35.740 princess would you like to see in that. Then 00:19:35.740 --> 00:19:38.720 I could imagine Emerita going to town, you know, 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:41.579 because it's definitely Hunger Games. Exactly. 00:19:41.700 --> 00:19:44.579 Copy Hunger Games. That's great parody of Hunger 00:19:44.579 --> 00:19:47.019 Games. Yeah, make them all princesses and call 00:19:47.019 --> 00:19:49.980 it a day. You could have done that. And drop 00:19:49.980 --> 00:19:54.200 the ball. Yeah. It's more like a bad Mortal Kombat. 00:19:55.859 --> 00:19:58.799 Because the setup for each fight goes like this. 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:00.700 They're all sitting at the table fighting with 00:20:00.700 --> 00:20:03.039 each other, eventually to narrow in on each other. 00:20:03.039 --> 00:20:04.799 And then the Mad Hatter draws names from his 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:06.599 hat. And when you know it's the last two were 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.880 fighting with each other. Now they got to go 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:12.240 fight. And they go to our room. And these rooms 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:16.220 are ridiculous. The basement. The one was like 00:20:16.220 --> 00:20:18.619 a basement. There's one that's like a graffitied 00:20:18.619 --> 00:20:23.240 wall house. Which, by the way, for this house 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:27.220 to be what, the Queen of Hearts's castle, it 00:20:27.220 --> 00:20:29.900 looks like a random house in like Florida that 00:20:29.900 --> 00:20:31.940 they just rented. But then the outside looks 00:20:31.940 --> 00:20:35.400 like a bigger mansion, but then the separate 00:20:35.400 --> 00:20:41.410 rooms are kind of pulling from like city. graffiti 00:20:41.410 --> 00:20:44.430 Chicago or like something like that very strange 00:20:44.430 --> 00:20:47.690 okay come on now sorry Chicago but I just said 00:20:47.690 --> 00:20:50.349 a random city but you know what I mean like all 00:20:50.349 --> 00:20:53.069 these this is supposed to be one that is war 00:20:53.069 --> 00:20:57.769 -torn Portland come on now like what was that 00:20:57.769 --> 00:20:59.490 room Alice was in where she kept trying to break 00:20:59.490 --> 00:21:01.890 the window like I thought it's like a scene from 00:21:01.890 --> 00:21:04.369 like Gone with the Wind or something I was like 00:21:04.369 --> 00:21:10.390 that's Abraham Lincoln's bedroom yeah So you 00:21:10.390 --> 00:21:12.690 were exactly right though about like how these 00:21:12.690 --> 00:21:15.670 two, they'll like start zeroing in on each other 00:21:15.670 --> 00:21:18.309 and then they're chosen. So our first round is 00:21:18.309 --> 00:21:21.990 Rosetta versus Tinkerbell. Oh, that was Tinkerbell, 00:21:22.109 --> 00:21:24.509 wasn't it? Okay. Well, I forgot. Because then 00:21:24.509 --> 00:21:28.210 we get the flashback. My favorite scene of the 00:21:28.210 --> 00:21:30.029 entire movie, by the way. Your favorite scene 00:21:30.029 --> 00:21:34.009 of the entire movie. Okay, go on. I said, well, 00:21:34.089 --> 00:21:37.009 first of all, we have Tinkerbell walking down 00:21:37.009 --> 00:21:40.890 this this weird dark hallway with led lights 00:21:40.890 --> 00:21:44.410 like she's at a club question mark i took it 00:21:44.410 --> 00:21:49.650 as she worked at this like club this uh you know 00:21:49.650 --> 00:21:53.710 random hallway and she's walking down and she's 00:21:53.710 --> 00:21:56.450 got blood on her i think yeah that was the thing 00:21:56.450 --> 00:21:58.789 is like i was like okay so she said something 00:21:58.789 --> 00:22:03.910 about i was doing those shows yeah or whatever 00:22:03.910 --> 00:22:07.869 like money or whatever it was And so I was just 00:22:07.869 --> 00:22:10.130 when they showed the LEDs, stuff like that, I'm 00:22:10.130 --> 00:22:12.490 like, OK, so she was a stripper. Got it. Cool. 00:22:12.609 --> 00:22:15.569 Whatever. And then she's like covered in blood. 00:22:16.769 --> 00:22:20.650 What shows are these? I was like, maybe she likes 00:22:20.650 --> 00:22:24.549 to box. I don't know. Like a little foxy boxing. 00:22:25.130 --> 00:22:28.990 Maybe something like that. But which I could 00:22:28.990 --> 00:22:31.230 see she's got a temper in the movies. She's got 00:22:31.230 --> 00:22:34.450 like a short temper, you know, small but mighty. 00:22:34.809 --> 00:22:40.109 could be a thing. But we see Peter Pan up here 00:22:40.109 --> 00:22:43.390 out of the darkness. And he's like, Hey, Tink, 00:22:43.829 --> 00:22:46.789 I'm not with Wendy, let's go back to Neverland. 00:22:47.250 --> 00:22:49.670 More or less is the gist of the conversation. 00:22:50.029 --> 00:22:53.170 And she's like, Okay, let me go. Whatever cleanup. 00:22:53.789 --> 00:22:56.529 And then she goes into the back room snorts pixie 00:22:56.529 --> 00:23:01.450 dust, pixie dust is like, she said, yeah, my 00:23:01.450 --> 00:23:10.640 pixie dust snort. Also, the snorting just like 00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:12.859 bends over halfway, like eight inches away from 00:23:12.859 --> 00:23:17.099 the desk and just does that motion. It's an audio 00:23:17.099 --> 00:23:19.140 platform, but just like pinches one side of her 00:23:19.140 --> 00:23:22.980 nose and just moves it to the right. Yeah. Maybe 00:23:22.980 --> 00:23:27.160 she's got a powerful nose. I don't know. You 00:23:27.160 --> 00:23:30.019 said small but mighty. She's mighty. She can 00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:33.000 get it done. Yeah. But yeah, and then that's 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:35.829 how she... the mad hatter then kills peter pan 00:23:35.829 --> 00:23:39.190 and then kidnapped the pixie dust was spiked 00:23:39.190 --> 00:23:42.730 and then she just kills he just kills peter pan 00:23:42.730 --> 00:23:49.890 behind her um i totally thought like he was posing 00:23:49.890 --> 00:23:53.349 as peter because like the the dialogue was stupid 00:23:53.349 --> 00:23:55.549 of just like oh yeah no longer with wendy anymore 00:23:55.549 --> 00:23:58.630 let's go to neverland pack your bags let's come 00:23:58.630 --> 00:24:06.549 on i could see that Yeah Yeah, but it would have 00:24:06.549 --> 00:24:09.869 been cooler if it wasn't Sure would be cooler 00:24:09.869 --> 00:24:14.250 if you did and said print shirt again Yes, yeah 00:24:14.250 --> 00:24:17.190 But that was my favorite scene. That was your 00:24:17.190 --> 00:24:20.410 favorite thing. Unfortunately, it was well To 00:24:20.410 --> 00:24:23.150 be fair. That is the most time a princess had 00:24:23.150 --> 00:24:29.680 on screen by herself the entire movie Yeah It's 00:24:29.680 --> 00:24:32.299 really the only establishing character we get. 00:24:32.900 --> 00:24:36.059 Yeah, because Cinderella's lines either. No, 00:24:36.180 --> 00:24:39.339 she kind of dies pretty quickly. Yeah. Yeah. 00:24:39.339 --> 00:24:43.779 Spoiler. Yeah. Yeah. The fight goes pretty, pretty 00:24:43.779 --> 00:24:47.039 weakly. You know what I just realized? In this 00:24:47.039 --> 00:24:53.140 movie with six female lead characters, one bad 00:24:53.140 --> 00:24:56.819 Jared Leto Joker ripoff. It still doesn't pass 00:24:56.819 --> 00:24:58.700 the Bechtel test. It definitely doesn't pass 00:24:58.700 --> 00:25:00.420 the Bechtel test. I knew where you were going 00:25:00.420 --> 00:25:03.460 with that. It doesn't. No. Not even for a minute. 00:25:03.940 --> 00:25:08.759 Yeah, you would think it would. No. Yeah, so 00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:11.000 Rosetta and Tinkerbell are taken to this room 00:25:11.000 --> 00:25:14.319 of weapons and they're told to choose theirs. 00:25:15.059 --> 00:25:17.619 That's a correct you let's a room of weapons 00:25:17.619 --> 00:25:21.259 sounds way cooler than it needs to be It's a 00:25:21.259 --> 00:25:23.460 room with like eight weapons on the floor. Yeah, 00:25:23.460 --> 00:25:25.500 I think they're all like swords. I don't even 00:25:25.500 --> 00:25:32.339 there's There was one I'm sorry, I'm nitpicking 00:25:32.339 --> 00:25:43.000 here, but there was one breast knuckles. Sorry, 00:25:43.160 --> 00:25:47.240 bare knuckles. Breast knuckles were there. Yeah. 00:25:47.460 --> 00:25:49.700 And so Tinkerbell is like crawling to try to 00:25:49.700 --> 00:25:51.559 figure out which weapon she's going to use. And 00:25:51.559 --> 00:25:56.480 Rosetta is just like, I got this. Yeah. What's 00:25:56.480 --> 00:26:00.059 with the claws? Does Sleeping Beauty have claws? 00:26:00.700 --> 00:26:03.980 That's her curse. She has claws. That's everyone's 00:26:03.980 --> 00:26:08.279 curse, isn't it? Except for Snow White's. Do 00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:11.400 you ever see the Family Guy episode where they 00:26:11.400 --> 00:26:14.019 take viewer mail and the one was like, what if 00:26:14.019 --> 00:26:18.400 the griffins had superpowers? No. No. Oh, God. 00:26:18.660 --> 00:26:21.400 That's exactly what I think of. It's like, OK, 00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:26.480 there's a toxic dump truck that runs over and 00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:28.539 spills on the griffins, and all of them have 00:26:28.539 --> 00:26:31.299 super cool powers, and Meg can grow her nails 00:26:31.299 --> 00:26:36.640 in the lake. Yeah, that's exactly what this is 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:41.140 yeah First time I think one of my favorite things 00:26:41.140 --> 00:26:44.079 in this movie Happens and it happens a bunch 00:26:44.079 --> 00:26:47.740 but we get the transformation scene Which is 00:26:47.740 --> 00:26:51.740 like zoom cut round zoom out wide shot close 00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:55.319 up Just for like 10 seconds and then we end up 00:26:55.319 --> 00:26:58.039 they have gloves with nails on and like a couple 00:26:58.039 --> 00:27:01.039 of extra lines of makeup Like that was the whole 00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:04.180 transition scene for that Yes. Yeah, we get a 00:27:04.180 --> 00:27:06.160 lot of transformation scenes like that. It's 00:27:06.160 --> 00:27:10.220 insane. At this point as well, we get introduced 00:27:10.220 --> 00:27:14.119 to how they're watching the matchups and also 00:27:14.119 --> 00:27:18.940 the fact that Alice is going to die. Because 00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:20.960 Mad Hatter makes it abundantly clear that at 00:27:20.960 --> 00:27:22.740 the end of this, he doesn't need Alice anymore. 00:27:22.740 --> 00:27:24.619 So she's going to die and it's going to be quick 00:27:24.619 --> 00:27:30.000 and painless. That's all we're told. Allegedly. 00:27:31.769 --> 00:27:35.690 And then he has this crystal ball that puts the 00:27:35.690 --> 00:27:40.509 screen in the middle of the room. It's so stupid. 00:27:40.930 --> 00:27:44.509 That might be worse than the Star Wars weird, 00:27:45.069 --> 00:27:50.670 when they try to do those cut -ins and what do 00:27:50.670 --> 00:27:52.210 they call it, the circle transitions that they 00:27:52.210 --> 00:27:56.589 do. Yeah, that's what I saw the rectangle and 00:27:56.589 --> 00:28:02.230 I was like, oh, okay, that's a choice. This is 00:28:02.230 --> 00:28:04.410 the only time we see it, right? Because the rest 00:28:04.410 --> 00:28:08.369 of the movie, they just look up and then. Yeah, 00:28:08.470 --> 00:28:10.369 they ran out of seats. Yeah, but I just kept 00:28:10.369 --> 00:28:11.589 seeing them look up and I was like, what are 00:28:11.589 --> 00:28:15.329 they? What are we looking at here? I have that 00:28:15.329 --> 00:28:17.789 in my notes. What are you watching on? What is 00:28:17.789 --> 00:28:21.450 that? Just a crystal ball shooting up in the 00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:25.569 air. They didn't use the circle transition, Amber, 00:28:25.569 --> 00:28:27.769 because there's only one transition between scenes. 00:28:27.930 --> 00:28:32.039 It's the zoom in, zoom out. Every flashback every 00:28:32.039 --> 00:28:35.480 scene change color. They had some rainbows, you 00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:40.660 know Conde Yeah, little prismatic shift. Mm -hmm 00:28:40.660 --> 00:28:43.299 They also this is the first time I think during 00:28:43.299 --> 00:28:47.200 the fight is established We're just gonna reuse 00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:50.160 shots because George is on top of Tinkerbell 00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:53.599 swiping at her and then Rosetta Rosetta, excuse 00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:59.369 me. Yeah they Yeah, just swiping swiping It's 00:28:59.369 --> 00:29:01.210 just all kinds of swiping over and over and over 00:29:01.210 --> 00:29:03.670 again. You see her and then it cuts the Tinkerbell. 00:29:03.769 --> 00:29:05.470 Yeah, she's just shaking her head back and forth. 00:29:05.529 --> 00:29:08.130 And then we just transition between those two. 00:29:08.190 --> 00:29:11.450 But it's it's like back to it's it's the same. 00:29:12.250 --> 00:29:15.910 Like three strikes, Tinkerbell. No, no, no. Yeah, 00:29:16.170 --> 00:29:18.529 he strikes Tinkerbell. No, no, no. Like that 00:29:18.529 --> 00:29:20.490 kind of thing. It's just over and over and over 00:29:20.490 --> 00:29:23.569 again. Like it's the same exact thing. Yeah. 00:29:23.990 --> 00:29:27.069 And then it's funny. Yeah, very disappointing. 00:29:27.269 --> 00:29:29.490 I was expecting some weapons some running around 00:29:29.490 --> 00:29:34.650 some hiding something No, especially cuz I mean, 00:29:34.890 --> 00:29:36.309 alright, this is getting a little more personal 00:29:36.309 --> 00:29:38.809 But like Tinkerbell was the baddest in the whole 00:29:38.809 --> 00:29:41.930 group like I mean she apparently boxed. I don't 00:29:41.930 --> 00:29:45.769 know Yeah Yeah, I don't know. I I'm just saying 00:29:45.769 --> 00:29:50.150 guys Yeah So that was disappointing for me at 00:29:50.150 --> 00:29:56.609 that point I was cheering for none of them Yeah, 00:29:56.609 --> 00:29:59.390 and then the other four at the table now, because 00:29:59.390 --> 00:30:02.930 Mad Hatter goes to like clean up the mess of 00:30:02.930 --> 00:30:06.470 Tinkerbell. The four of them are now at the table 00:30:06.470 --> 00:30:09.289 trying to figure out, okay, what do we do? Do 00:30:09.289 --> 00:30:12.829 we work together to escape? Do we go into it? 00:30:12.829 --> 00:30:15.809 And this is when we learn that Belle is also 00:30:15.809 --> 00:30:21.650 a homicidal maniac. Yeah. My note just says, 00:30:21.829 --> 00:30:27.390 why are some of them into this? She was into 00:30:27.390 --> 00:30:28.789 it though, because she wants to kill the Mad 00:30:28.789 --> 00:30:32.250 Hatter because of what he did to Robert. Just 00:30:32.250 --> 00:30:43.190 valid. I would too. Yeah, Robert. Okay. I didn't 00:30:43.190 --> 00:30:46.170 know that was his name. I didn't either. Belle 00:30:46.170 --> 00:30:49.170 like gets, this is a flashback, Belle gets into 00:30:49.170 --> 00:30:52.470 bed with like all of the stuff on on her anniversary. 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.859 And then the Mad Hatter just like kind of is 00:30:55.859 --> 00:31:00.680 standing there like... Yeah, a little psycho. 00:31:01.119 --> 00:31:03.579 A little crazy, right? And then she goes, what 00:31:03.579 --> 00:31:07.019 did you do to Robert? And he like throws Robert's 00:31:07.019 --> 00:31:12.559 head at her. I can't help but I laughed immediately. 00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:19.140 Yeah. Well, especially because we find out afterwards, 00:31:19.339 --> 00:31:22.759 after she sees this head that she also... can 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:27.779 turn into a beast. That is her curse. That makes 00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:30.299 the most sense out of all of them, I think. That's 00:31:30.299 --> 00:31:32.319 the one that does make the most sense. Yeah. 00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:35.519 Yeah. I'm like, oh, it's not, they're just in 00:31:35.519 --> 00:31:37.640 love and she's a beast too and we're gonna live 00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:39.880 happily ever after, except not because her head, 00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:44.940 Robert's head is now on her lap. Yes. She does 00:31:44.940 --> 00:31:47.319 like the whole transformation thing and she like 00:31:47.319 --> 00:31:49.940 has like extra ridges on her forehead. That's 00:31:49.940 --> 00:31:52.099 about it. And then a little bit of hair on her 00:31:52.099 --> 00:31:55.819 arm. Yeah. Yeah. Matt had her jabs are in the 00:31:55.819 --> 00:31:58.759 neck and it's just like, OK, cool. You're coming 00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.519 to the tea party. See you. Was this supposed 00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:03.319 to be a shot? I don't remember really seeing 00:32:03.319 --> 00:32:06.180 what he stabbed her with. I guess. I don't know. 00:32:06.339 --> 00:32:09.259 It was something they put all the money like 00:32:09.259 --> 00:32:13.039 the effects money into the fur on her arms. Yeah. 00:32:13.779 --> 00:32:18.569 The brow ridge makeup. Yeah. It sounds like we're 00:32:18.569 --> 00:32:20.430 rushing through a lot of this stuff It's because 00:32:20.430 --> 00:32:23.269 this movie is a fever dream and we're only going 00:32:23.269 --> 00:32:27.710 based off our notes and it was only an hour and 00:32:27.710 --> 00:32:31.950 like 15 minutes Spend more time than the movie 00:32:31.950 --> 00:32:36.490 did like I already can tell it's you know And 00:32:36.490 --> 00:32:39.390 now we get Snow White's backstory as well because 00:32:39.390 --> 00:32:43.109 we we got We got that Robert's dead So we know 00:32:43.109 --> 00:32:45.549 why Belle's angry and wants to kill Mad Hatter 00:32:45.549 --> 00:32:48.950 and is like all gung -ho for this. But now we 00:32:48.950 --> 00:32:52.490 need Snow White's backstory. And Snow White's 00:32:52.490 --> 00:32:56.190 backstory is that like part of her curse, she 00:32:56.190 --> 00:33:00.250 needs to kill people and she's like chosen who's 00:33:00.250 --> 00:33:05.410 good, who's bad. Okay, so I was very confused 00:33:05.410 --> 00:33:11.970 by this. Me too. What? So like, did she kill 00:33:11.970 --> 00:33:13.970 the wrong person and then realize they have a 00:33:13.970 --> 00:33:17.650 kid so they might have been innocent? I have 00:33:17.650 --> 00:33:23.109 no idea. Because that like, first of all, the 00:33:23.109 --> 00:33:24.990 scene was so dark, I didn't really see what was 00:33:24.990 --> 00:33:28.730 happening. Right. But then I heard the baby cry 00:33:28.730 --> 00:33:31.230 and I was like, huh, where's the baby coming 00:33:31.230 --> 00:33:34.490 from? And then I saw a bunch of dead people and 00:33:34.490 --> 00:33:36.630 then and then she was kidnapped and I was like, 00:33:36.690 --> 00:33:38.730 is that the end of the scene? That's it. Did 00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:43.500 I miss something? So, I don't know. I missed 00:33:43.500 --> 00:33:46.880 all of that. I could not figure out what was 00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:48.799 going on. I just heard like the baby crying and 00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.039 I was like, OK, so she killed the wrong person, 00:33:51.059 --> 00:33:53.900 I guess. Like, they don't go into details, so 00:33:53.900 --> 00:33:57.539 I have no clue. This movie would have been an 00:33:57.539 --> 00:34:00.019 hour 30, I guess, if they would have done that. 00:34:00.960 --> 00:34:03.680 So which might have been worth it. Yeah, I mean, 00:34:04.420 --> 00:34:06.180 it would have been better for a little bit of 00:34:06.180 --> 00:34:08.699 backstory, but I guess when your budget is a 00:34:08.699 --> 00:34:11.880 shoestring budget. and by shoestring like you 00:34:11.880 --> 00:34:14.699 you traded in a pair of shoes to get a budget 00:34:14.699 --> 00:34:17.079 for this movie yeah i thought you had found the 00:34:17.079 --> 00:34:18.780 budget i was like i've been looking for two days 00:34:18.780 --> 00:34:22.539 and i haven't found anything they went into their 00:34:22.539 --> 00:34:24.659 couch and found enough coins to make this thing 00:34:24.659 --> 00:34:29.780 happen yeah uh so of course because we have the 00:34:29.780 --> 00:34:32.579 bell and snow white backstories they're next 00:34:32.579 --> 00:34:37.559 up and bell is she's obviously gonna win this 00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:45.619 thing right Yeah. I also love the fact that at 00:34:45.619 --> 00:34:47.800 the same time, Cinderella figures out that Rosetta, 00:34:47.820 --> 00:34:50.119 when she sits back down, never got the curse 00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:54.559 on her chair back. And Rosetta just kind of says, 00:34:54.619 --> 00:34:56.780 eh, fuck it. I just want to stay. I'm going to 00:34:56.780 --> 00:34:59.280 dominate all of you guys. Yeah, she just eats 00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:05.280 food. If I were her and she has to kill everyone 00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:08.780 anyway, I would just knock them all out then. 00:35:09.720 --> 00:35:12.559 At that point, if you're trying to kill everybody 00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.780 and you know you've got them, they're cursed 00:35:14.780 --> 00:35:18.280 to the chair. It's an easy win. You already got 00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:25.900 your claws out. I don't I think we skipped over 00:35:25.900 --> 00:35:29.519 this. She was asleep when her prince was killed. 00:35:30.059 --> 00:35:35.260 Yes. She was awoken by the Mad Hatter. Maybe. 00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:39.699 Okay. That's what I was looking for. I would 00:35:39.699 --> 00:35:41.940 throw in a huge maybe because she was kissed 00:35:41.940 --> 00:35:46.960 by her Prince first. Oh, I missed that part. 00:35:47.159 --> 00:35:48.800 And then Prince was murdered and then Mad Hatter 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.119 just kissed her as well. Just for the fun of 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:54.099 it. Just for the fun of it because she's not 00:35:54.099 --> 00:35:57.940 even consenting at that point. Just wild, wild 00:35:57.940 --> 00:36:02.260 scenes. Yeah, so I'm with you on that. It's a 00:36:02.260 --> 00:36:07.130 maybe. Okay. I'll take it. The way they made 00:36:07.130 --> 00:36:10.849 it same, because like she kind of like kind of 00:36:10.849 --> 00:36:14.769 awake after Mad Hatter kisses her. So I would 00:36:14.769 --> 00:36:18.789 take it as Hatter woke her up. Yeah, I would 00:36:18.789 --> 00:36:22.809 say that. That's what I got from it. OK. Yeah. 00:36:23.130 --> 00:36:24.610 I'll go with you guys on that. I'll say it's 00:36:24.610 --> 00:36:26.369 a maybe like maybe she was already waking up 00:36:26.369 --> 00:36:28.909 and then it just kind of happened. But I took 00:36:28.909 --> 00:36:31.590 it as Mad Hatter woke her up. So Mad Hatter is 00:36:31.590 --> 00:36:34.269 her prince. But she could have left. Are killed 00:36:34.269 --> 00:36:37.809 everyone, are done anything. Yes. But she didn't, 00:36:37.989 --> 00:36:42.329 she just sat and ate. Sat and ate. Did exactly 00:36:42.329 --> 00:36:48.670 what my ass wants to do right now. Sydney. Snow 00:36:48.670 --> 00:36:51.289 White and Belle are led first into the basement 00:36:51.289 --> 00:36:54.789 with the weapons. Sorry, like the six weapons. 00:36:56.269 --> 00:36:58.190 Then they get brought to a different room with 00:36:58.190 --> 00:37:01.550 like LEDs on the wall. Looks like the Tinkerbell 00:37:01.550 --> 00:37:03.400 Club. That's all I gotta say. I think it is the 00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:06.019 Tinkerbell Club. I think they just reused that 00:37:06.019 --> 00:37:12.940 room. And Snow White has given her mace and Belle 00:37:12.940 --> 00:37:18.500 gets nothing. No. Because we know, but they don't 00:37:18.500 --> 00:37:22.179 know, that she can transform and get fur on her 00:37:22.179 --> 00:37:28.420 arms. Which was a disappointing matchup for me 00:37:28.420 --> 00:37:30.079 to kind of go back a little bit because they 00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:33.719 were kind of besties. Around the table. Yeah. 00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:37.400 They kind of like formed like a semi alliance 00:37:37.400 --> 00:37:40.559 with each other. Because they both wanted to 00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:44.780 eat everybody. And then suddenly they're like 00:37:44.780 --> 00:37:47.699 matched up against each other. Oh, isn't that 00:37:47.699 --> 00:37:50.780 just the way. I think Bell just wants to kill 00:37:50.780 --> 00:37:53.579 everybody. Bell definitely wants to kill everybody. 00:37:53.679 --> 00:37:56.000 Snow White was trying to like get around it. 00:37:56.239 --> 00:38:02.309 But now she has to kill her. Also, this is the 00:38:02.309 --> 00:38:06.170 scene, so at the table, this is the scene where 00:38:06.170 --> 00:38:08.409 Rosetta gets mad at Georgia for not speaking 00:38:08.409 --> 00:38:13.309 and stabs a fork in her, like, troma. Yeah. Or 00:38:13.309 --> 00:38:18.809 in her stoma. Yeah. And why does she have, like, 00:38:18.809 --> 00:38:22.650 a stoma? I thought it was supposed to be gills, 00:38:22.650 --> 00:38:24.929 potentially, but they put them in the wrong place 00:38:24.929 --> 00:38:27.070 and only one of them. That's the thing. It's 00:38:27.070 --> 00:38:29.070 like it's just one hole in the middle and it's 00:38:29.070 --> 00:38:33.380 not gills. Yeah. Is that why she can't speak? 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.000 Maybe that's the problem. She doesn't have blood. 00:38:40.059 --> 00:38:41.699 She can't drink her own blood, but that comes 00:38:41.699 --> 00:38:46.719 later. Sorry. Yes, that's true. But it does also 00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:49.500 elicit the siren wail. So we learned that one 00:38:49.500 --> 00:38:52.980 of her powers is like she can scream really loud 00:38:52.980 --> 00:38:56.579 and annoyingly. The siren wail, you mean? the 00:38:56.579 --> 00:38:58.460 loud noise they play on a speaker like 10 feet 00:38:58.460 --> 00:39:02.559 behind the camera. Exactly. You nailed it. They 00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:06.840 didn't even like, was it ADR or they just played 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.159 it? It sounded like they played it on set. Yeah, 00:39:09.219 --> 00:39:12.139 it was just, yeah. Big old speaker behind the 00:39:12.139 --> 00:39:15.119 camera. Oh, sorry. I just saw this in my notes. 00:39:15.199 --> 00:39:16.880 I forgot about it. And we were talking about 00:39:16.880 --> 00:39:19.579 each actress having a different director for 00:39:19.579 --> 00:39:21.059 when they first meet each other. It sounded like 00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:23.579 they each had their own boom mic and they were 00:39:23.579 --> 00:39:27.500 all in different places. around each other. I 00:39:27.500 --> 00:39:30.880 will say I did notice that because I kept playing 00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:34.340 with my volume of I was like every single time 00:39:34.340 --> 00:39:37.679 like it I think I noticed it when Snow White 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.420 started talking and she was kind of like a little 00:39:39.420 --> 00:39:43.280 bit quieter so I like turned volume up and then 00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:45.659 and then George just started to scream and it 00:39:45.659 --> 00:39:51.099 was like excruciatingly loud volume down very 00:39:51.099 --> 00:40:00.889 annoying The scream was nuts. What happens in 00:40:00.889 --> 00:40:04.389 their fight? What happens in their fight? Yeah. 00:40:04.530 --> 00:40:08.550 Belle goes crazy and starts doing work on snow. 00:40:09.630 --> 00:40:11.769 But then snow to get - It's like Tink was earlier, 00:40:12.150 --> 00:40:18.510 right? Sorry, cocaine joke. Keep going. Sorry. 00:40:19.010 --> 00:40:22.590 Yes. So Belle is doing work on Snow, but then 00:40:22.590 --> 00:40:26.750 Snow bites her, takes a big chunk of her fur 00:40:26.750 --> 00:40:30.829 arm, and now, because of her cannibal curse, 00:40:30.989 --> 00:40:35.449 she can now become invisible? Yeah, and I forgot 00:40:35.449 --> 00:40:38.690 about the cannibal curse for a second, so I was 00:40:38.690 --> 00:40:42.110 like, can she just disappear and reappear? Is 00:40:42.110 --> 00:40:45.449 that her thing? And she just moves really quickly? 00:40:45.909 --> 00:40:48.070 She just all of a sudden is the Flash and can 00:40:48.070 --> 00:40:50.519 just... disappear and then reappear somewhere 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:53.539 else. And it's like, it was crazy. Let's still 00:40:53.539 --> 00:40:57.000 talk normally. Yeah. Yeah. But it makes no sense. 00:40:57.179 --> 00:40:59.840 And then my favorite part of this whole thing 00:40:59.840 --> 00:41:03.679 is then she appears and forces an apple into 00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:07.340 the mouth of Belle. Well, let's be Yeah, that's 00:41:07.340 --> 00:41:09.559 what happens in the story. But what happens on 00:41:09.559 --> 00:41:11.800 camera is she holds an apple close to her mouth, 00:41:11.800 --> 00:41:16.079 and then she falls over dead. Yes. Like, well, 00:41:16.079 --> 00:41:19.690 she gets like knocked out. Yeah, then Snow White 00:41:19.690 --> 00:41:23.329 just starts eating her. Yeah, like overkill at 00:41:23.329 --> 00:41:27.190 that point. But yeah, just a little bit. Real 00:41:27.190 --> 00:41:33.369 monster, huh? You know? Yeah, yeah. Beast versus 00:41:33.369 --> 00:41:37.789 beast, I guess. After she's done eating her, 00:41:37.909 --> 00:41:40.130 you just get a little bit of like a little blood 00:41:40.130 --> 00:41:43.010 trail in the neck. Yeah, there's no missing pieces 00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:46.210 or anything. Yeah, no makeup, no makeup, just 00:41:46.210 --> 00:41:52.159 a little bit of blood. Just a little squirt there. 00:41:53.099 --> 00:42:00.199 Now you look like you've been eaten. So after 00:42:00.199 --> 00:42:02.559 the fights, Alice is able to convince the Mad 00:42:02.559 --> 00:42:06.239 Hatter, what if we like, keep the tea party going, 00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:11.300 put them in rooms, take a day, and then we'll 00:42:11.300 --> 00:42:14.320 be back tomorrow. Yeah, let's rest for the night. 00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:17.309 Yeah, I'm like night. It's not night, like the 00:42:17.309 --> 00:42:19.050 lighting hasn't changed. It's still like full 00:42:19.050 --> 00:42:23.190 day outside behind them. So the two guards that 00:42:23.190 --> 00:42:25.610 are like tied together in the one main room - 00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:27.170 Oh, we didn't mention those. They've walked past 00:42:27.170 --> 00:42:29.389 these guards like 10 times at this point. Yeah, 00:42:29.389 --> 00:42:31.090 so there's two guards that are in this room. 00:42:31.590 --> 00:42:37.010 That room is always like 3 p .m. Like there is 00:42:37.010 --> 00:42:38.829 light coming in through the windows and everything 00:42:38.829 --> 00:42:40.869 like that. And there's even a part where Alice 00:42:40.869 --> 00:42:43.429 does it - or Mad Hatter does it at night and 00:42:43.429 --> 00:42:47.010 it's still lit up in that room. Yeah, like it 00:42:47.010 --> 00:42:50.130 is obviously afternoon. They just did that scene 00:42:50.130 --> 00:42:53.329 once with them over and over and over again. 00:42:53.349 --> 00:42:57.190 I mean, third shift to work. Yeah, they had this. 00:42:57.369 --> 00:43:00.369 They had the building for like, what, three days? 00:43:00.369 --> 00:43:04.429 I just thought shot this sequentially. Well, 00:43:04.429 --> 00:43:07.610 like the the yeah, probably. I mean, it was probably 00:43:07.610 --> 00:43:10.289 the same building for that. And then the the 00:43:10.289 --> 00:43:13.489 main dining room that they have a tea party and 00:43:13.489 --> 00:43:17.190 soundstage. Yeah. That's why they have it for 00:43:17.190 --> 00:43:23.469 most of the movie. Yeah. I also love the fact 00:43:23.469 --> 00:43:25.250 that when Alice convinces him, we're going to 00:43:25.250 --> 00:43:28.750 take a day, he goes, this is like half of my 00:43:28.750 --> 00:43:32.449 magic and gives her a magic wand. I wrote in 00:43:32.449 --> 00:43:35.389 my notes, why in the world would he give her 00:43:35.389 --> 00:43:38.650 this magic wand? Oh, it's to keep them in line. 00:43:39.170 --> 00:43:42.530 Yeah. But like, if it's half of your magic, why 00:43:42.530 --> 00:43:45.099 would you give it away? Especially it's half 00:43:45.099 --> 00:43:47.239 of your magic. You just told this woman you're 00:43:47.239 --> 00:43:53.219 going to kill her tomorrow. Yeah. I'm doing everything 00:43:53.219 --> 00:43:55.340 in my power to make that thing work and get out 00:43:55.340 --> 00:43:57.980 of there. I mean, she knows how it works. She 00:43:57.980 --> 00:44:02.920 uses it right. Yeah. She makes them like she 00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:06.679 she made Georgia chain herself at one point. 00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:11.000 Yeah. So I don't know. That was the weirdest 00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:14.099 thing to me in this movie. Well. That was the 00:44:14.099 --> 00:44:16.159 weirdest thing. Second weirdest for me. Yeah. 00:44:16.659 --> 00:44:19.000 You know what? Yeah, actually, now that I know, 00:44:19.019 --> 00:44:21.519 now that we're gonna take it back. Yeah, you're 00:44:21.519 --> 00:44:25.659 right. So they're going to take a break for the 00:44:25.659 --> 00:44:28.599 night. We're gonna take a quick break and we 00:44:28.599 --> 00:44:30.519 will be right back on the other side to talk 00:44:30.519 --> 00:44:34.599 about the rest of Ferris of them all. Woohoo! 00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:38.599 And we're back. Thank you guys for tuning in 00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:41.750 for the commercials. Gosh. I know that was a 00:44:41.750 --> 00:44:45.070 long break. Now we're into all the story. Now 00:44:45.070 --> 00:44:47.389 we're into all the story. Let's let's get going. 00:44:49.630 --> 00:44:53.250 We're about two thirds through the movie. At 00:44:53.250 --> 00:44:56.650 least. Yes. In most movies, this would be considered 00:44:56.650 --> 00:45:02.130 the third act. Yes. Yeah. It is that night Hatter 00:45:02.130 --> 00:45:05.489 goes to like applaud Snow for beating Bell, but 00:45:05.489 --> 00:45:08.670 she's like pissed off because he made her do 00:45:08.670 --> 00:45:13.159 her cannibal curse. yeah and he offers her a 00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:16.659 deal because she doesn't want to be his bride 00:45:16.659 --> 00:45:21.480 if she is going to compete and fight he will 00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:24.000 do something for her we don't know what but there's 00:45:24.000 --> 00:45:28.119 a deal on the table um alice who has put the 00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:30.559 people to bed is like talking with cinderella 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:33.739 because she wants to escape and his powers are 00:45:33.739 --> 00:45:38.599 lessened and the shield around the house is depleted 00:45:38.730 --> 00:45:41.989 so they can get to the rabbit hole to escape. 00:45:42.809 --> 00:45:45.429 But they need Cinderella's curse to help out. 00:45:47.329 --> 00:45:51.269 Cinderella does not want to use her curse. No, 00:45:51.610 --> 00:45:53.809 valid. She does not want to let go. She does 00:45:53.809 --> 00:45:56.349 not want to give in to the curse, which we don't 00:45:56.349 --> 00:46:02.409 know what it is, but there's a curse. Alice also 00:46:02.409 --> 00:46:11.639 goes to Mad Hatter's room and Okay, so, let's 00:46:11.639 --> 00:46:16.079 have a quick conversation. So strange. He's like 00:46:16.079 --> 00:46:19.780 screaming, yelling. He has his hat over his junk 00:46:19.780 --> 00:46:23.940 when he opens the door. Yeah. What did you guys 00:46:23.940 --> 00:46:28.579 think was happening? I thought he was like doing 00:46:28.579 --> 00:46:32.019 something to his hat. Okay. Or like potentially 00:46:32.019 --> 00:46:34.960 had someone in there like doing stuff that I 00:46:34.960 --> 00:46:38.119 don't like watching in movies. No. Okay. Who 00:46:38.119 --> 00:46:41.860 do you think was in there? I just I know anyone 00:46:41.860 --> 00:46:47.239 besides Alice. I thought initially he was by 00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:52.719 himself. I did, too. OK. In that room doing some 00:46:52.719 --> 00:47:00.360 activities. See. OK, but wait. We OK, am I going 00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:04.239 crazy? Did we see Snow White at all? Not after 00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:12.500 the deal was made. That's that's valid and that 00:47:12.500 --> 00:47:15.800 is part of what I thought and then the fact that 00:47:15.800 --> 00:47:20.480 he was acting like Disgraced about it or like 00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:24.539 a little more He was not as proud at that point. 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:27.519 So I didn't think he was having sex with snow 00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:31.539 Well, so my mind did not go to masturbating with 00:47:31.539 --> 00:47:35.920 his hat I Had nothing I thought he had one of 00:47:35.920 --> 00:47:40.570 the bodies in there Yeah, oh No, yeah, that's 00:47:40.570 --> 00:47:42.409 wild, but it would not have been that wild. It 00:47:42.409 --> 00:47:45.489 would not have been right. Oh Like I hate that 00:47:45.489 --> 00:47:50.429 my mind went there, but that made sense The Jared 00:47:50.429 --> 00:47:56.170 Leto of it all. Yep. Hmm. Yeah So I just I wanted 00:47:56.170 --> 00:47:59.489 it to like I don't really want it I didn't want 00:47:59.489 --> 00:48:01.369 to think that but I just wanted to know your 00:48:01.369 --> 00:48:04.210 guys opinions if I'm not so off base on that 00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:08.599 To people listening if you were gonna check out 00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:10.940 just in that's not what it ends up being just 00:48:10.940 --> 00:48:18.480 so you know around for like the last Hard left 00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:24.820 turn This isn't the reveal yet though is it no 00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:28.719 reveal yet escapes who escapes at this point 00:48:28.719 --> 00:48:32.000 Well, so Alice is in her room like preparing 00:48:32.000 --> 00:48:34.940 to get out of there and had her appears behind 00:48:34.940 --> 00:48:37.650 her and is like he seems sad actually that he 00:48:37.650 --> 00:48:40.769 has to kill her which hey guess what you don't 00:48:40.769 --> 00:48:45.829 have to um but he seems sad about it and then 00:48:45.829 --> 00:48:47.829 stabs her in the leg to make sure she doesn't 00:48:47.829 --> 00:48:54.050 go anywhere yeah which uh now she's like passing 00:48:54.050 --> 00:48:56.050 the two guards that are knocked out in the room 00:48:56.050 --> 00:48:59.630 at 3 p .m even though it's still that night um 00:48:59.690 --> 00:49:02.610 She's hobbling, but she gets to Cinderella. Cinderella 00:49:02.610 --> 00:49:07.210 is fighting her inner demons in the mirror. And 00:49:07.210 --> 00:49:09.230 Alice is just like, this is what's happened. 00:49:09.369 --> 00:49:12.070 We need to go. You need to use your curse when 00:49:12.070 --> 00:49:14.329 you need to use it. I need you to promise you're 00:49:14.329 --> 00:49:17.250 going to do it. Which, by the way, in this room, 00:49:17.469 --> 00:49:20.130 it looks like it's daylight outside. Yes. Even 00:49:20.130 --> 00:49:24.510 though it is nighttime. Yes. Yes, it does. So 00:49:24.510 --> 00:49:28.230 they sneak out and they start running away. But... 00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:31.440 Apparently they didn't chain Georgia up well 00:49:31.440 --> 00:49:34.980 enough that she can just go to the window and 00:49:34.980 --> 00:49:38.460 see that they're escaping. She does her siren 00:49:38.460 --> 00:49:47.239 call to get the attention of Matt Hatter. Well, 00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:50.559 actually, okay. Didn't she drink her blood first? 00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:54.320 Yes. She stabs herself with a fork or something. 00:49:54.519 --> 00:49:59.590 She has her doodad. Dinglehopper. Dinglehopper, 00:49:59.670 --> 00:50:03.550 that's it. I couldn't remember what it was. Which 00:50:03.550 --> 00:50:07.150 is like tucked into her hair, by the way. I did 00:50:07.150 --> 00:50:09.710 figure that out. She stabs herself to try to 00:50:09.710 --> 00:50:12.769 drink her blood to make the siren noise. And 00:50:12.769 --> 00:50:14.949 she does. She's able to do it. It doesn't work 00:50:14.949 --> 00:50:17.809 like amazingly well, but she's able to at least 00:50:17.809 --> 00:50:21.829 get Mad Hatter's attention. Yeah. And it's like, 00:50:21.829 --> 00:50:27.940 Cinderella and Alice escaped. But also, so yeah, 00:50:27.940 --> 00:50:32.460 she stabbed herself to warn her to get Mad Hatter's 00:50:32.460 --> 00:50:35.340 attention, right? We didn't even mention before 00:50:35.340 --> 00:50:38.719 this, she's trying to scream to like, tell them 00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:43.500 to come back to take her with them. Even though, 00:50:43.500 --> 00:50:46.860 even though Alice, like she had told Alice that 00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:49.780 she was going to kill Alice. So why would Alice 00:50:49.780 --> 00:50:53.260 go back and save Georgia? Well, and that's exact 00:50:53.260 --> 00:50:55.719 reasoning there because, like, Cinderella feels 00:50:55.719 --> 00:50:58.019 bad and wants to go back and help her. Yeah. 00:50:58.179 --> 00:51:00.260 And Alice is just like, she threatened to kill 00:51:00.260 --> 00:51:04.420 me. Yeah. I'm out. No. Fuck, no. I agree. I run. 00:51:04.820 --> 00:51:10.019 Oh, yeah. Hatter's attention is got by the Siren 00:51:10.019 --> 00:51:13.940 Whale. Yes. And she basically now needs blood 00:51:13.940 --> 00:51:17.360 to tell him what happened. He disappears for 00:51:17.360 --> 00:51:20.280 like four seconds and then comes back with Tinkerbell's 00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:25.440 body. Yeah. Very quick. This also is why I thought 00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:28.960 that the body was in his room already. Yeah. 00:51:30.619 --> 00:51:32.980 Makes sense. Not in the basement. That's for 00:51:32.980 --> 00:51:34.780 sure. Definitely wasn't in the basement. He was 00:51:34.780 --> 00:51:37.079 gone way too quick for that to be in the basement. 00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:39.739 I don't know where that body was, but it was 00:51:39.739 --> 00:51:42.780 close. I couldn't tell what he brought her, to 00:51:42.780 --> 00:51:47.179 be honest, at first. Because it's very confusing. 00:51:47.619 --> 00:51:51.260 Yeah, it was Tinkerbell's body. trust me i recognized 00:51:51.260 --> 00:52:03.280 it who's the baddest of them all okay so yeah 00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:07.099 hatter now he goes to bring the two guards back 00:52:07.099 --> 00:52:10.719 to life at 3 p .m because again the light is 00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:14.679 in there yeah he brings the guards back and they 00:52:14.679 --> 00:52:19.820 chase after the girls and the one guard Cinderella 00:52:19.820 --> 00:52:22.420 uses her power, knocks him out and like ends 00:52:22.420 --> 00:52:25.539 him, stabs him in the face with her shoe. Yeah, 00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:27.820 straight in the forehead. Straight in the forehead. 00:52:28.139 --> 00:52:33.039 Just shoe. Yeah. Alice gets to the rabbit hole. 00:52:33.639 --> 00:52:36.860 Oh, I also love the line. She basically just 00:52:36.860 --> 00:52:39.000 says to him, don't fuck with me and stabs him 00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:44.019 with a shoe in the forehead. Very sharp shoe 00:52:44.019 --> 00:52:49.590 either. You know, it's like a like a flat. Yeah, 00:52:50.849 --> 00:52:55.989 like it was it was not a sharp heel it had Like 00:52:55.989 --> 00:52:58.449 if you look at it, it had like the rubber on 00:52:58.449 --> 00:53:02.409 the bottom of it, too Yeah, yeah, like it doesn't 00:53:02.409 --> 00:53:04.630 come to a point or anything like that and it's 00:53:04.630 --> 00:53:08.730 not glass, too No, it's just a normal like TJ 00:53:08.730 --> 00:53:13.349 Maxx ripoff shoe. I Think this is coming to show 00:53:13.349 --> 00:53:19.289 how strong the spirits are in her. Yeah So Alice 00:53:19.289 --> 00:53:21.869 and Cinderella get to the rabbit hole and Alice 00:53:21.869 --> 00:53:25.369 finds out that Hatter had filled it up. Womp 00:53:25.369 --> 00:53:29.050 womp. Womp womp. The other guard grabs Cinderella 00:53:29.050 --> 00:53:33.670 and Hatter gets to Alice and is just kind of 00:53:33.670 --> 00:53:37.309 like, oh Alice, you were supposed to die tomorrow, 00:53:37.329 --> 00:53:41.269 but now. Yeah. Starts like jabbing her in the 00:53:41.269 --> 00:53:47.489 eye. RIP. She tried her best. Yeah. So we got 00:53:47.489 --> 00:53:50.349 what three dead bodies now. She made it pretty 00:53:50.349 --> 00:53:53.989 far for being stabbed in the leg Yeah, she did. 00:53:54.429 --> 00:53:56.769 Yeah. Yeah, that was uh, that was impressive 00:53:56.769 --> 00:54:04.510 that uh, she made it that far And then he blows 00:54:04.510 --> 00:54:09.289 the pixie dust back in Cinderella's face and 00:54:09.289 --> 00:54:14.329 She's knocked out and wakes up ready to fight 00:54:14.329 --> 00:54:17.449 ready to fight Because she's now got Georgia 00:54:17.449 --> 00:54:22.610 in the room with her. Yeah. And this is the graffiti 00:54:22.610 --> 00:54:25.550 room. I don't know what else to call it. It looks 00:54:25.550 --> 00:54:28.610 like maybe like a club itself, because there's 00:54:28.610 --> 00:54:30.489 like a part where they go downstairs and stuff 00:54:30.489 --> 00:54:34.530 like that. Yeah. Is this the one that kind of 00:54:34.530 --> 00:54:36.329 looked like a subway where the wall was kind 00:54:36.329 --> 00:54:44.070 of moving? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Yeah. This 00:54:44.070 --> 00:54:45.869 is also where Georgia's kind of like, all right, 00:54:45.869 --> 00:54:48.809 I'm pissed at you. You left me behind and now 00:54:48.809 --> 00:54:51.969 we know kind of why They're gonna fight again. 00:54:52.510 --> 00:54:54.989 Yeah This is where you see the tennis shoes. 00:54:55.110 --> 00:54:56.949 This is where you see the tennis shoes and the 00:54:56.949 --> 00:55:05.469 tats Yeah Yeah Again cuts of shadows gross noises 00:55:05.469 --> 00:55:10.150 Zoom in zoom out like spinning camera and then 00:55:10.150 --> 00:55:12.449 literally and she just has like eight lines of 00:55:12.429 --> 00:55:15.949 splash makeup around her eyes. It's just like 00:55:15.949 --> 00:55:18.670 blue blood veins kind of thing that are painted 00:55:18.670 --> 00:55:22.630 on there. Yeah, but like blue blood veins drawn 00:55:22.630 --> 00:55:26.030 by a 14 year old at a carnival. Yeah, right. 00:55:26.289 --> 00:55:30.750 Yeah, yeah. More or less, the fight is pretty, 00:55:32.090 --> 00:55:36.030 pretty standard fight until Cinderella brings 00:55:36.030 --> 00:55:39.869 out her curse and then just goes into the other 00:55:39.869 --> 00:55:43.300 room and Well, it's one of those weapons that 00:55:43.300 --> 00:55:45.800 was sitting there. What does she splash her with? 00:55:46.019 --> 00:55:48.079 What was in that bucket? It was water. It was 00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:51.619 water. What does that do? I don't know, because 00:55:51.619 --> 00:55:54.900 you're freaking mermaid. Why is water a problem 00:55:54.900 --> 00:55:58.460 all of a sudden? Well, she doesn't have a tail. 00:55:58.619 --> 00:56:00.880 We didn't see a tail in the beginning when she 00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:04.039 was sitting in the bathtub. So what's the issue? 00:56:04.900 --> 00:56:07.500 Yeah, I was very confused by that because I thought 00:56:07.500 --> 00:56:10.099 it was just gas or something like that. That's 00:56:10.099 --> 00:56:13.360 what I was thinking it was. And I also love the 00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:19.800 line delivery of swim in this bitch poured water 00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:22.480 on her. So now she's just like crawling away. 00:56:23.380 --> 00:56:27.639 Everything is wet. Yeah. So I'm like, what is 00:56:27.639 --> 00:56:30.739 going on here? Yep. Everything, everything is 00:56:30.739 --> 00:56:34.320 soaked. And then all of a sudden, Cinderella 00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:38.960 just has an ex. Oh, it just starts going to town, 00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:46.780 killing George's like tuna. and it's I hate that 00:56:46.780 --> 00:56:54.659 but I love it uh Hatter is like really happy 00:56:54.659 --> 00:56:57.119 that she like released her spirits and everything 00:56:57.119 --> 00:57:01.340 like that and so he like comes in and she like 00:57:01.340 --> 00:57:04.739 grabs him immediately and starts like attacking 00:57:04.739 --> 00:57:07.860 him and she's just like release me and this is 00:57:07.860 --> 00:57:11.360 the part first of many where it's a roll credits 00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:14.539 scene. Cause he says, why would I release you? 00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:16.639 You have the potential to be fairest of them 00:57:16.639 --> 00:57:25.019 all. Yeah. Roll credits. Yeah. I wish they had 00:57:25.019 --> 00:57:28.440 stopped there. Yeah. Right. It was the dust in 00:57:28.440 --> 00:57:31.480 her face. She's knocked out again. Yeah. This 00:57:31.480 --> 00:57:33.980 is now just become like Cinderella gets knocked 00:57:33.980 --> 00:57:39.210 out by pixie dust. Cocaine. Cocaine. It happens, 00:57:39.349 --> 00:57:45.150 what, four times in this movie? Yeah. And now 00:57:45.150 --> 00:57:47.389 we're at the final battle. We have three left. 00:57:47.809 --> 00:57:52.150 Cinderella, Rosetta and Snow White. Who just 00:57:52.150 --> 00:57:54.369 had her hand stabbed at the table, by the way. 00:57:54.570 --> 00:57:57.929 Yeah, we did that. Yeah. Yes. Well, by stabbed 00:57:57.929 --> 00:57:59.750 in the hand, I mean, like stabbed six inches 00:57:59.750 --> 00:58:01.510 to the right of her hand, but she acted like 00:58:01.510 --> 00:58:04.630 it went in her hand. So it was also pinned to 00:58:04.630 --> 00:58:06.469 the table because she apparently couldn't move 00:58:06.469 --> 00:58:14.349 it. Yeah Another curse just a curse knife apparently 00:58:14.349 --> 00:58:18.789 They now have the whole castle to kill each other 00:58:18.789 --> 00:58:22.989 So where do they go like one stairwell in a kitchen 00:58:22.989 --> 00:58:25.750 like that? That's that's the two spots. We're 00:58:25.750 --> 00:58:29.050 gonna fight it I think I I'll be honest. I think 00:58:29.050 --> 00:58:31.789 I zoned out during this part Because I think 00:58:31.789 --> 00:58:34.309 you did I don't remember much of it. I just remember 00:58:34.309 --> 00:58:38.389 that and then they're outside Well, yeah, I don't. 00:58:38.570 --> 00:58:41.409 In my notes, the next thing I have is after this 00:58:41.409 --> 00:58:44.789 entire battle, I really think I just thought 00:58:44.789 --> 00:58:47.050 this was just another fight and I don't know 00:58:47.050 --> 00:58:50.909 who died. It was just another fight. Basically, 00:58:51.349 --> 00:58:53.829 here's what I have. Snow White flings her mace 00:58:53.829 --> 00:58:55.630 at Cinderella when she comes down the stairs. 00:58:56.590 --> 00:58:58.889 The spirits take over Cinderella. The cursed 00:58:58.889 --> 00:59:04.900 spirit. Cursed spirit. Cinderella's like. holding 00:59:04.900 --> 00:59:07.119 Snow White down and then Rosetta just pops out 00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:08.699 out of nowhere behind her and like claws her 00:59:08.699 --> 00:59:12.079 in the back. And then she also like when she's 00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:14.159 down on the ground kicks her and knocks her out. 00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:17.119 Yeah. Just like one of those you know situations 00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:20.320 in a movie where she just goes kind of thing. 00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:25.780 Rosetta chases after Snow and she seemed to have 00:59:25.780 --> 00:59:28.260 Snow but then Cinderella comes out of nowhere 00:59:28.260 --> 00:59:31.880 and then those two like tag team her and like 00:59:31.880 --> 00:59:35.070 jab her in the chest. i do remember this yeah 00:59:35.070 --> 00:59:40.750 yes i got it um so now she's she's dead in the 00:59:40.750 --> 00:59:45.530 kitchen but like snow drank some of her blood 00:59:45.530 --> 00:59:48.190 or like ate some of rosetta or something like 00:59:48.190 --> 00:59:51.090 that so she's got the blood lust going and she 00:59:51.090 --> 00:59:54.150 also has the deal which we learn now is if she 00:59:54.150 --> 00:59:59.070 wins uh mad hatter is going to remove the curse 00:59:59.070 --> 01:00:04.760 but somehow Cinderella has an axe again and is 01:00:04.760 --> 01:00:08.519 able to murder her. Somehow. Somehow Palpatine 01:00:08.519 --> 01:00:10.900 returned. Somehow she got the axe. Somehow she 01:00:10.900 --> 01:00:12.739 got the axe. It just comes out of nowhere. It 01:00:12.739 --> 01:00:16.300 really was just like, here you go, axe. I have 01:00:16.300 --> 01:00:19.539 an American sword or his shield. Yeah. Yeah, 01:00:19.539 --> 01:00:24.480 right. Just there. Just there. So now is the 01:00:24.480 --> 01:00:27.400 part she starts looking for the Mad Hatter. Yeah. 01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:30.000 And where is the Mad Hatter? No, this would be 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:32.059 great, because this is the resolution of the 01:00:32.059 --> 01:00:35.519 storyline of the movie so far. Right. Yeah. The 01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:37.280 whole thing we've been building to. Mad Hatter 01:00:37.280 --> 01:00:39.900 has captured all these princesses. She's the 01:00:39.900 --> 01:00:41.900 last one left. She's the fairest of them all. 01:00:42.099 --> 01:00:45.900 She's ready to kill this bitch. Great. Yeah. 01:00:46.480 --> 01:00:52.699 Monkey wrench. Here we go. Mad Hatter is under 01:00:52.699 --> 01:00:58.760 Fairy Godmother's dress? Question mark? And that's 01:00:58.760 --> 01:01:01.340 volume really fast because the money was really 01:01:01.340 --> 01:01:05.039 loud. And I was like, I don't want anyone thinking 01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:10.639 anything. Oh, they already just explained to 01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:12.480 them this movie you're watching. And they'd be 01:01:12.480 --> 01:01:14.940 like, yeah, sure, buddy. You were watching porn. 01:01:16.099 --> 01:01:19.599 Let's get you back to bed, Howard. Get you back 01:01:19.599 --> 01:01:30.929 to the home old man. So I guess that was who 01:01:30.929 --> 01:01:35.750 was in the scene earlier. In his room. In his 01:01:35.750 --> 01:01:38.369 room. Yes. So Fairy Godmother, we get a flashback 01:01:38.369 --> 01:01:40.510 to when Mad Hatter said he was going to handle 01:01:40.510 --> 01:01:45.289 her and she just like force touches him and like 01:01:45.289 --> 01:01:49.670 converts him to a follower essentially. So Fairy 01:01:49.670 --> 01:01:51.909 Godmother is the one watching this and doing 01:01:51.909 --> 01:01:57.940 this now. She's the one. Go ahead. I actually 01:01:57.940 --> 01:02:01.019 kind of thought kind of a good plot twist to 01:02:01.019 --> 01:02:03.400 happen 10 minutes before the end of the movie. 01:02:03.860 --> 01:02:06.340 I was okay with it. Yeah, but I don't understand 01:02:06.340 --> 01:02:08.980 why her and Fairy Godmother have such a hateful 01:02:08.980 --> 01:02:11.380 relationship right now. Which is why we need 01:02:11.380 --> 01:02:14.420 a backstory. Which is why we needed 20 more minutes 01:02:14.420 --> 01:02:19.619 on this goddamn movie. I was just like, she could 01:02:19.619 --> 01:02:21.940 have stopped all this. Like, she's controlling 01:02:21.940 --> 01:02:24.480 the mad hatter now. Why did she let all this 01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:28.119 still go through? I think she wanted it. Wants 01:02:28.119 --> 01:02:32.519 it, yeah. She doesn't kill them. Well, she didn't 01:02:32.519 --> 01:02:36.659 kill him. She needed someone to do her dirty 01:02:36.659 --> 01:02:39.800 work, which is what he was doing. I think at 01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:42.880 this point, it's like, who is she? Who am I? 01:02:42.940 --> 01:02:45.960 Who are you? I had no clue who it was until she 01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:48.320 says, like, in the flashback, I'm your fairy 01:02:48.320 --> 01:02:50.960 godmother. Like, I had no clue. Why does she 01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:53.920 look like that? Yeah, I thought she was a stepmother 01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:56.920 too. Yeah. Danji Fairly Godmother. What's up 01:02:56.920 --> 01:03:02.679 with her eye? What is this? Scary. She asked 01:03:02.679 --> 01:03:04.840 Cinderella if she wants her revenge, which Cinderella 01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.500 grabs a sword that's just like in a pot somewhere. 01:03:09.500 --> 01:03:11.920 And you don't keep your swords in pots? I do 01:03:11.920 --> 01:03:14.510 not. They're right next to the umbrellas, right 01:03:14.510 --> 01:03:18.829 by the door. Just in case it rains or somebody's 01:03:18.829 --> 01:03:22.690 attacking. Yeah. She gives a riddle to the Mad 01:03:22.690 --> 01:03:24.889 Hatter, which we never got the answer to, which 01:03:24.889 --> 01:03:29.230 I'm disappointed about, and cuts him with one, 01:03:29.230 --> 01:03:33.670 like, little slice and just, it's more so stops 01:03:33.670 --> 01:03:36.090 halfway through. Yeah, exactly. And he's just 01:03:36.090 --> 01:03:40.650 dead. Yeah. Mad Hatter's gone. RIP. RIP. Roll 01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:43.800 credits in the movie. Nope. Wait, no it's not. 01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:45.900 Nope. I know I abducted you and I know I made 01:03:45.900 --> 01:03:47.559 you kill a bunch of people but please don't kill 01:03:47.559 --> 01:03:52.840 me. I was like oh gosh. Well then Godmother, 01:03:52.900 --> 01:03:55.639 she goes to attack Fairy Godmother and Fairy 01:03:55.639 --> 01:04:00.719 Godmother does more pixie dust. So is that five 01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:04.539 now? Five, six? I think it's five at this point. 01:04:04.860 --> 01:04:10.000 Yeah. Yeah. To which she wakes up in a field. 01:04:11.420 --> 01:04:14.880 And Fairy Godmother has brought back all of the 01:04:14.880 --> 01:04:19.900 princesses. They're now zombies. Wonderful. Because 01:04:19.900 --> 01:04:23.500 that's what this movie needed was zombies. One 01:04:23.500 --> 01:04:29.840 -eyed zombies. Oh, and now her other eye is open. 01:04:31.139 --> 01:04:34.199 I don't know how to describe her quickly. Basically 01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:36.780 she just has a large mound of clay over one eye 01:04:36.780 --> 01:04:41.039 with a closed eye over it. That eye was closed 01:04:41.039 --> 01:04:43.880 and her normal eye was open, but now the normal 01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:47.380 eyes closed and the fake eye is open. I don't 01:04:47.380 --> 01:04:49.860 know if that was supposed to mean something or 01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:53.780 it was just an accident. She's got her evil eye 01:04:53.780 --> 01:04:57.260 open. Yeah, that's giving them too much credit. 01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:58.920 Probably. It is definitely giving them too much 01:04:58.920 --> 01:05:01.360 credit. It's hard to work for unthought processes. 01:05:06.349 --> 01:05:09.170 She also not only brings the princesses back 01:05:09.170 --> 01:05:11.710 she grants one final wish for Cinderella which 01:05:11.710 --> 01:05:15.789 is removing her curse Good you get what you want 01:05:15.789 --> 01:05:18.690 Then she sends the princesses to try to kill 01:05:18.690 --> 01:05:22.989 her Rosetta with an axe the rest are just going 01:05:22.989 --> 01:05:25.590 to like body her to death none of them have weapons 01:05:25.590 --> 01:05:29.269 except for Rosetta and Rosetta goes to swing 01:05:29.269 --> 01:05:35.420 the axe and stops and the zombies all go Fairest 01:05:35.420 --> 01:05:41.400 of them all, fairest of them all. Because she's 01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:43.139 fairest of them all, she gets to control them. 01:05:44.800 --> 01:05:47.400 Apparently, she's got more powers than the Fairy 01:05:47.400 --> 01:05:51.420 Godmother. They all abide by the rules this Mad 01:05:51.420 --> 01:05:54.300 Hatter came up with now, apparently. They're 01:05:54.300 --> 01:05:56.760 all cursed on the chairs. They're all fairest 01:05:56.760 --> 01:06:02.400 of them all, opposed. So, Cinderella goes, I 01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:05.150 guess I control them. You go kill the fairy godmother. 01:06:05.610 --> 01:06:10.289 And they do. Oh, that's it. And again, Rosetta 01:06:10.289 --> 01:06:12.409 swings her axe and the rest of them just like 01:06:12.409 --> 01:06:17.329 eat her. Sure. And then as the zombies are like 01:06:17.329 --> 01:06:19.230 back up and everything like that, Cinderella 01:06:19.230 --> 01:06:23.010 looks at them and goes, anyone for tea? Yep. 01:06:23.969 --> 01:06:27.650 And now she has a zombie princess army. And that, 01:06:27.869 --> 01:06:30.550 that's it. That's it. That's that's all we got. 01:06:32.679 --> 01:06:36.119 That's Ferris of them all. Do we think she stays 01:06:36.119 --> 01:06:40.760 living in that weird house castle and just hangs 01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:43.199 out there? Hangs out with all her selfie friends? 01:06:43.820 --> 01:06:46.860 Yeah. I don't know where you go from here. No. 01:06:48.059 --> 01:06:53.179 Like your prince is dead. Yeah. Yeah, really, 01:06:53.179 --> 01:06:55.199 I don't know where you go. The rabbit hole's 01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:58.000 blocked off. Rabbit hole's blocked. Yeah. Yeah. 01:06:58.019 --> 01:06:59.960 How do you get out of there? I mean, I guess, 01:07:00.559 --> 01:07:05.039 I guess the The veil is lifted because the Mad 01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:10.219 Hatter's dead, but I don't know. These are things 01:07:10.219 --> 01:07:13.400 I think about. I guess you can get the wand back 01:07:13.400 --> 01:07:15.920 now, but she wouldn't know how to use it. Right. 01:07:16.019 --> 01:07:20.300 And does it still have power? If Mad Hatter's 01:07:20.300 --> 01:07:22.739 dead? Well, the powers came from the Red Queen. 01:07:23.820 --> 01:07:26.719 He stole them from her. Yeah. So maybe there's 01:07:26.719 --> 01:07:28.460 still something in there. Was Alice one of the 01:07:28.460 --> 01:07:30.300 zombies brought back? Would she know how to do 01:07:30.300 --> 01:07:33.460 it? No. I don't think she was either, actually, 01:07:33.460 --> 01:07:40.639 but I was just curious. I don't know. Yeah, that 01:07:40.639 --> 01:07:43.360 was thinking way too much about this. Why? Oh, 01:07:43.460 --> 01:07:47.300 why is she Cinderella? The fairy godmother, I 01:07:47.300 --> 01:07:50.159 don't know. Why is her name Rosetta? Why is her 01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:52.940 name Rosetta? Why is her name Georgia? We know 01:07:52.940 --> 01:07:56.239 why the name is Georgia. Why? The writer said. 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:59.159 she's named georgia because he thought the connection 01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:01.440 to another name of a font was funny because he 01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:04.719 couldn't use ariel a -r -i -a -l that's right 01:08:04.719 --> 01:08:09.380 he saw a -r -i -a -l the font and was just going 01:08:09.380 --> 01:08:10.860 through the name and he was like what would be 01:08:10.860 --> 01:08:13.980 another name for a font and he saw georgia really 01:08:13.980 --> 01:08:16.779 funny that's why she's named georgia that times 01:08:16.779 --> 01:08:19.720 new roman this this other princess helvetica 01:08:19.720 --> 01:08:24.979 yeah God damn it. We could have had wingdings 01:08:24.979 --> 01:08:27.939 in that while he was He was just going through 01:08:27.939 --> 01:08:29.859 the final. I saw Jordan said this works as a 01:08:29.859 --> 01:08:33.000 woman's name and that was I mean, yeah valid 01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:36.699 I guess but I've completely forgot you texted 01:08:36.699 --> 01:08:40.460 that Wow. Yeah, it's the only trivia on the IMDB 01:08:40.460 --> 01:08:47.000 page Hmm that hurts like that hurts me Yeah, 01:08:47.159 --> 01:08:51.329 goddamn, okay. Well well Now, because we have 01:08:51.329 --> 01:08:54.109 the emoji movie, I want to do a fonts movie. 01:08:56.010 --> 01:08:58.449 This is Wingdings. That would be a good one. 01:08:58.850 --> 01:09:01.869 I don't know if it would. I think it could be. 01:09:02.250 --> 01:09:09.310 This is Cooper, Comic Sans. Yeah. All right. 01:09:09.310 --> 01:09:12.829 So that was Ferris of them all. Sounds so excited 01:09:12.829 --> 01:09:15.770 about it. Oh, it was a movie that existed. Yeah, 01:09:15.770 --> 01:09:21.649 we watched it. Yeah. Yeah. I feel bad for making 01:09:21.649 --> 01:09:25.229 you guys watch that one. Watching a really bad 01:09:25.229 --> 01:09:31.750 TV show episode, actually. Yeah. It wasn't as 01:09:31.750 --> 01:09:37.329 what was the what's the last one I was on? Yeah, 01:09:38.829 --> 01:09:40.989 it wasn't as offensive as fanatic. So there's 01:09:40.989 --> 01:09:43.989 that. There's that. I mean, that's that's very 01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:46.899 Very true because John Travolta was playing an 01:09:46.899 --> 01:09:49.359 autistic person in that one. This one did not 01:09:49.359 --> 01:09:53.939 have anybody playing autistic people. Wow. Wow. 01:09:54.220 --> 01:09:59.439 Bar is real high. So when it comes to movies, 01:09:59.560 --> 01:10:05.199 this one didn't have autism. Yeah. I don't know 01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:08.020 if all the Alice in Wonderland references, there 01:10:08.020 --> 01:10:10.939 might have been a little bit just in like the 01:10:10.939 --> 01:10:13.770 writing process. I think that was just drug use. 01:10:14.310 --> 01:10:18.970 I think the pixie dust was actual cocaine and 01:10:18.970 --> 01:10:24.390 it was taken from the writer's room. Yeah. That 01:10:24.390 --> 01:10:26.569 was the most disappointing about the movie to 01:10:26.569 --> 01:10:30.890 me. Okay. It was not even having the pleasure 01:10:30.890 --> 01:10:34.069 of having someone I wanted to win because there 01:10:34.069 --> 01:10:36.149 was not a background. Like I wasn't rooting for 01:10:36.149 --> 01:10:37.949 anyone. So I was like, even if even if the person 01:10:37.949 --> 01:10:39.770 I was rooting for won and I was like, all right, 01:10:39.829 --> 01:10:40.890 well, at least I got something out of the movie. 01:10:41.079 --> 01:10:43.100 They didn't even build enough for me to be able 01:10:43.100 --> 01:10:48.060 to root for someone. That's the thing is, with 01:10:48.060 --> 01:10:49.920 the three movies I've watched so far, obviously 01:10:49.920 --> 01:10:51.520 I haven't released the other one, but with the 01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:53.640 three movies I've watched so far, the one I've 01:10:53.640 --> 01:10:56.739 liked the most was Cinderella's Revenge. Because 01:10:56.739 --> 01:10:59.399 you got enough backstory, you were cheering for 01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:04.220 Cinderella. She wasn't amazing, but you at least 01:11:04.220 --> 01:11:07.439 had somebody to cheer for. This one and the other 01:11:07.439 --> 01:11:09.779 one that comes out next week that I don't want 01:11:09.779 --> 01:11:12.539 to reveal yet, but you guys know it. There was 01:11:12.539 --> 01:11:17.720 nobody to cheer for in that movie. And this one 01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:20.760 too, there's nobody that you're like, cool. I 01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:22.960 actually, if you want to know the truth, the 01:11:22.960 --> 01:11:25.000 more charismatic character was the Mad Hatter. 01:11:25.100 --> 01:11:28.399 I was down for the Mad Hatter winning. Yeah. 01:11:28.659 --> 01:11:32.460 Yeah. Yeah. I would have voted for Tink. Yeah, 01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:34.989 I would have voted for Tink. Actually, you know 01:11:34.989 --> 01:11:38.229 what I was cheering for somebody She was gone 01:11:38.229 --> 01:11:41.649 and then when she was gone this movie sucks I 01:11:41.649 --> 01:11:43.489 kind of checked out as soon as you knew Alice 01:11:43.489 --> 01:11:47.430 wasn't gonna get anywhere Yeah, you know actually 01:11:47.430 --> 01:11:56.770 yeah Why were her eyes so blue? Yeah Is that 01:11:56.770 --> 01:11:59.409 where the VFX budget went but I mean like her 01:11:59.409 --> 01:12:01.590 eyes were blue and then she had like blue paint 01:12:01.590 --> 01:12:07.729 around her eyes They were just uber blue. I don't 01:12:07.729 --> 01:12:11.510 know. That was just it didn't bug me so much, 01:12:11.510 --> 01:12:13.750 but it was something that I kept. I think it 01:12:13.750 --> 01:12:18.270 was it was to make us look at her eyes. I don't 01:12:18.270 --> 01:12:21.989 know. Maybe. Maybe. I don't know. Where are we 01:12:21.989 --> 01:12:25.710 at for ratings? You start us off. You got it. 01:12:27.609 --> 01:12:31.909 I give it two and a half shoe stabbings out of 01:12:31.909 --> 01:12:36.970 10. Wow You go out of ten. Okay. Yeah, what do 01:12:36.970 --> 01:12:40.510 you want me to go out about a five? Okay, I give 01:12:40.510 --> 01:12:45.130 it a one shoe stabbing out of five Okay I was 01:12:45.130 --> 01:12:47.550 gonna say one point two five out of five. Mm 01:12:47.550 --> 01:12:51.550 -hmm. Okay One to the forehead one slightly on 01:12:51.550 --> 01:12:58.890 the nose Hmm I'll probably give it a line and 01:12:58.890 --> 01:13:02.869 a half of snorting Out of five. Line and a half 01:13:02.869 --> 01:13:05.989 of snorting. Okay. One and a half. I'm thinking 01:13:05.989 --> 01:13:08.310 of my metric. I've got the number. I just need 01:13:08.310 --> 01:13:13.529 the metric. Metric. Hmm. You know what I mean, 01:13:13.689 --> 01:13:16.029 though. I know what you mean. Yeah, exactly. 01:13:16.489 --> 01:13:20.689 It's difficult because I don't want to give it 01:13:20.689 --> 01:13:23.909 a two because it's not a good movie, but I don't 01:13:23.909 --> 01:13:27.869 want to give it a one point five. You are way 01:13:27.869 --> 01:13:30.840 higher than I expected. Okay. Yeah, you were 01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:34.220 going to tell us. You can give it a 1 .75. I'm 01:13:34.220 --> 01:13:37.619 going to give it a 1 .82. A 1 .82. God, we're 01:13:37.619 --> 01:13:41.079 getting way too specific. Jesus. Because it's 01:13:41.079 --> 01:13:48.000 not a 1 .9. It's not a 1 .75. It could be like 01:13:48.000 --> 01:14:02.239 a 1 .82 of cannibalism. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, okay, 01:14:02.319 --> 01:14:04.880 I'm gonna give this a one point zero zero zero 01:14:04.880 --> 01:14:06.720 zero zero zero zero if we're getting this specific 01:14:06.720 --> 01:14:10.619 come on now No, I'm giving it. I'll give it a 01:14:10.619 --> 01:14:19.039 one out of five Zombie princesses Five of them. 01:14:19.199 --> 01:14:22.880 Yeah, right. So justify that three out of ten 01:14:22.880 --> 01:14:29.010 on IMDB amber Okay, I really think A movie as 01:14:29.010 --> 01:14:31.869 a whole, maybe like a point - I will lean back 01:14:31.869 --> 01:14:37.250 for this. A movie as a whole, like, yeah, maybe 01:14:37.250 --> 01:14:39.850 needs to be like a point three out of ten. However, 01:14:40.529 --> 01:14:43.550 I can applaud what they tried to do at the end 01:14:43.550 --> 01:14:48.829 with the whole twist of, you know, the godmother 01:14:48.829 --> 01:14:53.130 is actually the one controlling this entire scenario. 01:14:53.770 --> 01:14:58.050 If we had context of why she wants to control 01:14:58.050 --> 01:15:01.149 this scenario, I think I'd actually be able to 01:15:01.149 --> 01:15:05.850 be like, okay, two out of five, you know? But 01:15:05.850 --> 01:15:07.829 because we don't have that context, I'm like, 01:15:07.890 --> 01:15:11.649 okay, now I have more questions. However, I do 01:15:11.649 --> 01:15:14.909 like that it didn't just end with like one of 01:15:14.909 --> 01:15:16.829 them winning and being like, okay, never gonna 01:15:16.829 --> 01:15:19.130 kill the Manhattan. Like I think if they did 01:15:19.130 --> 01:15:20.409 that, I would have been like, okay, that's kind 01:15:20.409 --> 01:15:23.340 of lame, you know? I'm down with that. you know 01:15:23.340 --> 01:15:27.420 i like that they try to do something different 01:15:27.420 --> 01:15:29.920 try i wish i wish it had happened 20 minutes 01:15:29.920 --> 01:15:33.739 sooner yeah yeah well it definitely felt like 01:15:33.739 --> 01:15:36.439 then they just had like a package on the on the 01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:39.920 box and then they just tried to put the box in 01:15:39.920 --> 01:15:43.880 another box and then wrap it real quick what's 01:15:43.880 --> 01:15:47.539 in the box that's all that was missing was what's 01:15:47.539 --> 01:15:51.460 in the box reference oh yeah so that's my that's 01:15:51.460 --> 01:15:55.920 my argument Okay. I don't get how that gets to 01:15:55.920 --> 01:16:00.619 a 3 .3 out of 10. Yeah. I'm calling you out. 01:16:00.619 --> 01:16:02.840 I don't get how that gets to a 3 .3 out of 10. 01:16:03.260 --> 01:16:05.340 I can applaud them trying something different. 01:16:05.720 --> 01:16:08.659 It doesn't. I would never give it a 3 .3 out 01:16:08.659 --> 01:16:11.460 of 10. But you said you understood it. I could 01:16:11.460 --> 01:16:15.060 understand if someone wants to give it a 3 .3 01:16:15.060 --> 01:16:19.579 out of 10. They tried. They did their best and 01:16:19.850 --> 01:16:23.810 If someone was like, yeah, I like the name Georgia. 01:16:24.369 --> 01:16:27.710 Let's give it another point three. Point three. 01:16:27.850 --> 01:16:31.270 I could see it. Okay. Yeah. I would have loved 01:16:31.270 --> 01:16:35.970 to see a Gotham or a lobster. Maybe a wisdom 01:16:35.970 --> 01:16:42.449 font. Oh my God. Why Rosetta? Why the name Rosetta? 01:16:42.869 --> 01:16:46.430 Yeah. Was there any reason for that? Not not 01:16:46.430 --> 01:16:49.729 listen on IMDb. How does Aurora and Rosetta the 01:16:49.729 --> 01:16:56.289 thorns maybe they end in a Yeah No That where 01:16:56.289 --> 01:16:58.909 she falls asleep she pricks her finger on a thorn. 01:16:59.010 --> 01:17:02.270 Yeah, maybe that No, she pricks her finger on 01:17:02.270 --> 01:17:05.890 a sewing machine. Yeah, and that's not it But 01:17:05.890 --> 01:17:08.789 but the prince like rides through like the the 01:17:08.789 --> 01:17:15.109 big the big thorn yeah, whatever. Yeah, so I'm 01:17:15.109 --> 01:17:17.649 not as familiar with my princess lore, but I 01:17:17.649 --> 01:17:23.710 do kind of remember that yeah Yeah But yeah, 01:17:23.710 --> 01:17:27.890 so 3 .3 I could understand where they're coming 01:17:27.890 --> 01:17:31.829 from I could not but okay far understanding far 01:17:31.829 --> 01:17:35.590 Very far not a good movie, but I will I will 01:17:35.590 --> 01:17:38.270 however say that a friend of mine Saw that we 01:17:38.270 --> 01:17:40.090 were covering this movie and said oh, yeah, I 01:17:40.090 --> 01:17:41.890 watched that the other night. I gave it a 3 out 01:17:41.890 --> 01:17:47.000 of 10 What? I have questions. I want to speak 01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:49.420 to this friend. He's also a Packers fan, so he 01:17:49.420 --> 01:17:54.199 has bad taste. So, you know, I mean, I can, I 01:17:54.199 --> 01:17:56.659 can at least throw that in his face. I don't, 01:17:56.699 --> 01:17:58.600 this might, again, be giving too much credit, 01:17:58.619 --> 01:18:01.539 but just as an aside, in the Grimm's fairy tale 01:18:01.539 --> 01:18:06.539 version, she's named Briar Rose, or Rosamond. 01:18:07.380 --> 01:18:12.699 Oh, Rosamond. Okay. I'll get behind that. Yeah. 01:18:12.970 --> 01:18:16.130 That that at least has a little more makes sense 01:18:16.130 --> 01:18:23.850 than just I like font Georgia. Yeah. Well, in 01:18:23.850 --> 01:18:26.090 England, we call it autumn. In America, we call 01:18:26.090 --> 01:18:34.529 fall because we fall. Oh, man. Yeah. OK. You're 01:18:34.529 --> 01:18:36.390 asking us to watch this movie. You're welcome. 01:18:36.909 --> 01:18:39.130 Aren't you excited for the other ones I have 01:18:39.130 --> 01:18:44.350 on this list? Mm hmm. we gotta we gotta add epic 01:18:44.350 --> 01:18:49.710 movie on there i do need to get that in there 01:18:49.710 --> 01:18:51.529 if anyone knows what the budget of this is please 01:18:51.529 --> 01:18:54.210 let us know i'd love to know what the budget 01:18:54.210 --> 01:18:59.170 was ten dollars ten dollars just for the the 01:18:59.170 --> 01:19:03.449 bathtub props yeah just the bathtub props large 01:19:03.449 --> 01:19:06.250 amount went towards the cocaine yeah yeah seriously 01:19:06.250 --> 01:19:11.880 again from the writer's room yeah Yeah, that 01:19:11.880 --> 01:19:15.180 was the fairest of them all. Thank you guys for 01:19:15.180 --> 01:19:18.260 tuning in to the Game for a Movie podcast where 01:19:18.260 --> 01:19:21.039 we ask, are you Game for a Movie? 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