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You know what that sound means? It's another

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episode of Game for a Movie, where we ask, are

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you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I will

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be your host this evening. I am joined by some

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very good friends. First up, we've got... Oh,

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hey, it's Amber Pistachios. People just call

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me Amber, though. The pistachio silence. Yeah,

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pistachio is my nickname people call me. But

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I'll go by my first name, which is Amber. I hope

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you don't call me your pistachio now for forever.

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It's the more creative name than my boring old

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pistachio name that I got. And we've also got.

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Hey, it's Zach, but you can call me slap dummy

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man for tonight. I think I'm just, I'm mad at

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you, Mike. Why are we, why do we do this? See,

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but here's the thing. You've watched it for the

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first time. Amber and I watched this as kids

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and loved it. And we have done this to ourselves

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now. I'm so glad you guys turned out okay. I

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don't know about that. Amber, yes. Me, no. Yeah,

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I grew up watching it. And here we are. Amber,

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you're new to the show. So I'm going to start

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with a little intro. What is the worst movie

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you've ever seen? Well, okay. I have two. The

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first one that comes to mind is the more recent

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one, which is Amelia Perez. Now, I don't think

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I'd classify it as worst worst, but it goes up

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there in the sense of worst movies. The second

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one I would say is Jack and Jill, but it's not

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the worst movie in a sense of bad movie because

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it's a bad movie. But I also grew up watching

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Jack and Jill and I loved it because it was a

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bad movie. I mean, that fits. Yeah. That's, you

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know, Duncan, Duncan, Duncan Chino. Coincidentally,

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another Adam Sandler produced. Yes. That completely

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threw me off. We're going to get to that, but

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that did completely throw me off when I saw happy

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Madison attached to this movie. He was executive

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producer. Zach, what is your worst movie you've

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ever seen? I think I've used many different examples

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in the times I've been on this show, but I have

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a new one, and it's Master of Disguise. I can't

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believe that it's jumped that high already. I

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mean, yeah. Obviously, we're going to get to

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our thoughts on this movie, but we have to do

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the thing we always do on the show. I know. spun

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this on you last second, but what are we drinking?

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We are a beer forward podcast. So we've got to

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do that first. I have a nice classic vintage

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Skittle flavored water. It's great. Skittle flavored?

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Is it one of those like packets in the water?

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It is a packet in the water. Yeah, nice. It's

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better than cough medicine. Okay. I'm glad it's

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better than cough medicine. Yeah. You could almost

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call it purple drink. Not sure if it quite classifies

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as great. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Amber, do you have

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anything over there? I don't have anything near

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me, but I have good vibes and masters of disguise.

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Good vibes and masters of disguise. Okay. That's

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what we got. Mine is cannolis. Mine felt right

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because there's a little essence of magic in

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this movie. So I have from Burlington Beer Company.

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It's complicated being a wizard is what it's

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called. That's a good name for a beer. What's

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the flavor? It's a double IPA. I'm trying to

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get it. My background is blurring on itself.

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It's a double IPA. I've had it on the show before.

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It's like a normal double IPA where I taste like

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I'm biting into a hop, but it also has a little

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juice flavor at the end. I don't know what exactly

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flavor I'm tasting. I think it's a little pineapple

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-y. All right. So it's good. I definitely enjoy

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this one. It was a four pack that went quick

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at this house. I'm glad you enjoy it. I'm glad

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you enjoy it. It's a lot better than what we

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were about to talk about. Yeah. So we've been

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beating around the bush by saying it out loud.

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We are talking about The Master of Disguise.

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This is a movie that as kids, Amber and I watched.

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I can say at least 10 times probably. I don't

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know. I have it on DVD, Blu -ray. Blu -ray. Watching

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it religiously. You know what's the sad thing

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for me? I'm pretty sure we watched it when it

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first came out, and I think I had it on VHS.

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Oh, true. So, yeah. Amber, that thing that was

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around before you? I mean, I was around. I was

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existing. I was there. Okay, but you don't know

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the struggles of the VHS rewind. I wasn't participating.

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I had a VHS cabinet, though. We had a bunch of

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VHS tapes, but I was not old enough to use the

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VHS tape. If you had a cabinet of VHS, that pretty

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well qualifies you. Yeah. We still have them

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in my basement. Whoa, okay. I do have a question.

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Have you guys ever wrecked a VHS player by shoving

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marshmallows in it? I know, but I have a feeling

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that you might have. Somebody in this chat may

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have. I'm not going to name names. You were 24.

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You should have known better. Yeah, right. Apparently,

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when I was a kid, I shoved a bunch of mini marshmallows

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in the VHS after seeing how to make s'mores in

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a microwave. And I thought the VHS player would

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work the same. It did not work the same. I mean,

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it's a good thought. You had good ideas. And

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you tried. You were innovative. It was intention.

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I tried. It definitely did not work out. Master

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of Disguise. This is a 1 % critics rating, 37

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% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I probably

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contributed to that just a little bit. You made

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it the 1 % or the 37 %? The 37%. She used to

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go on every Tuesday just to put a five -star

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review on there. That's the only thing keeping

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it up. I would just write turtle the whole time.

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This is a PG movie that's an hour and 20 minutes

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long. Came out in 2002. I almost said 22. Jesus.

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One of those days, guys. 2002, it's an hour and

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20 minutes written by Dana Carvey as one of the

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writers and starring Dana Carvey. it was only

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an hour and 20 minutes and like the last 20 was

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the credits and the end credits and the after

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credits that definitely counted right like that

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was definitely part of it i don't know so yeah

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uh the master disguise um i will start by saying

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this was a sleepover movie like this is one that

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i watched as a kid religiously like every sleepover

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we got one of three movies either mortal combat

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Mortal Kombat Annihilation or Master of Disguise

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or all three of them. And that's why I love all

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these movies. However, going back to Master of

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Disguise as an adult, it's lost a little something

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is what I will say. Yeah, just a little bit.

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I don't know what lost me in this. Was it the

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farting villain? The butt jokes? The... I counted.

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You counted five farts. Okay. I might have missed

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one. There might have been six. It was the same

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sound effect every time. Every single time. It

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was the same poop. I did not watch this growing

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up at sleepovers, but I did watch it yesterday

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with my kids. How did the kids like it? They

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didn't. That's a thing that exists. That's a

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good one. Ransom kept asking me why Tony Stark

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kept shitting his pants. Just very funny. Okay,

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yep. Yeah. Devlin Bowman. In the history, though,

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I will give this one credit. In the history of

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villain names, Devlin Bowman is up there. It's

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one of them. It's memorable. I'll give it that.

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Yeah. You know what the budget of the movie was?

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Oh, God. I don't want to know, but go ahead.

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Ballpark. Give me a ballpark. So, 2002. Adam

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Sandler produced. Adam Sandler produced. I'm

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going to say like 60 ,000. 60. 16. 16 million.

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16 million. Okay. Yeah. It made 42? So it was

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profitable. Million? How did we not have a Master

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of Disguise 2? I don't know. I don't think we

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needed it, though. We definitely didn't need

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it. I'm not saying that was needed. Most of that

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budget went to the music, right? The music rights?

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Oh, probably. And Jennifer Esposito. And Jennifer

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Esposito. Which, okay, I don't want to shit on

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her, but this is the third bad Jennifer Esposito

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movie I've covered on the podcast. There's this

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one. um what are the other ones i'm pulling it

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up as we speak i covered this one i covered i

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haven't even gotten the taxi yet which is another

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one uh dracula 2000 and i still know what you

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did last summer no i say i don't think she's

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like a bad actress i just think she just ends

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up in these uh she's not so good movies she's

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a terrible agent right like that's what it is

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because i agree with you i don't think she's

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a bad actress She was in Crash. That won Oscars.

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It's not like she's a terrible actress. She just

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had this smile on her face and this look like

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she was ashamed to be here and just smiling to

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get through it. I think that's her face. I don't

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mean that as cruel, but the same picture on her

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Rotten Tomatoes movies, it's that same picture.

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Resting shame face. Yeah, exactly. She kind of

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knows like, yeah, my agent signed me up for this.

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So if I just look like this all the time, it's

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fine, right? It's okay. Yeah. I can't say much

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about Dana Carvey's career after this either.

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I can't even think of a movie that he's been

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in recently. I mean, nothing. He was in The Secret

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Life of Pets. Was he? Apparently, he's a voice

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actor. Hotel Transylvania. Or Transylvania. Sorry.

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Adam Sandler. Yep. Jack and Jill. Little Nikki.

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Wow. There's a trend. There's a trend. You're

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starting to notice. And I mean, like, he does

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fit that Happy Madison crowd. Yeah. I feel like

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he's a decent, like, fit for it. But, yeah. He's

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a step or two above Schneider. Yeah. For sure.

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He is only in Hotel Transylvania 2, though. So

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he's not a recurring character. Yeah, he's not

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a mainstay in that one. But, yeah. This one was

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probably not very good for his career, is what

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I would say. Or Bo Derek's. Or Bo Derek's. Yeah.

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Yeah, Bo Derek, the five seconds she's in the

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movie. Was this her Razzie nom? I don't believe

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so. I believe that was for I want to say it was

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like the Shipwreck movie or I'm pulling it up

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as we speak. Good, because your keyboard is probably

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quieter than mine. So her Razzie nomination She

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won the Worst Actress Razzie in 1982 for Tarzan

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the Ape Man and 1985 for Bolero. Yeah. She also

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was nominated for Worst Supporting Actress for

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Tommy Boy and Master of Disguise. So, yes, she

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did have a nomination for this one. Wow. But,

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yeah, for five seconds of screen time? Worst

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Supporting Actress. And all she had to do was

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run. And fly. She can fly, apparently. She can

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fly. Why can he fly when he's dressed as Bo Derek?

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It was the costume, obviously. That's what got

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him to fly straight and then all of a sudden

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like a cross shape. So going into the flying

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aspect of this movie about five minutes into

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the start of the film, I was like, you know,

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I don't know if I need to rewind. I said, I don't

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remember being this interesting. Is the word

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I'm going to use. It's very kind. I love how

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you guys are focused on Bo Derek of all things.

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Like there was plenty to focus on in this movie

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and you guys are focused on Bo Derek and flying

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right now. It was just wild. That's my first

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note. Bo Derek can fly. And then whatever she

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was paying, it wasn't enough. Those are the first

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two notes. Yeah. Well, that's true. I'm wondering

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if that's where the budget went to, because we

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got a lot of cameos. We got like Michael Johnson.

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We got. Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson, Jesse

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Ventura. Governor Jesse Ventura. Governor Jesse

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Ventura. And I get the idea behind it. Okay,

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so for those of you who have not watched Master

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of Disguise, there's a long line of Masters of

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Disguises. Disguises. It's the family name. Just

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terrible. Including the sun, Pistachio. The mom

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and dad are kidnapped, and the dad, who is the

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master of disguise, is forced to wear disguises

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to steal all the rarities of the world. Let's

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pause right there real quick, because it's not

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just to wear disguises. It's to access and use

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energico? How do you say this word? Energico.

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Energico, which is the magic that the disguises

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can tap into to become another person. And I'm

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glad you said that because all they have to do

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is say the mantra, become another person, and

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they can become another person. Over and over

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and over. I wish. Yeah, right. Like, that would

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be awesome to just become another person. Except

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for the first one. Well, so I wanted to get what

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I wanted to get first before we jump into that

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one. Because we're still talking a little bit

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about the synopsis. Yeah, exactly. So he's using.

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disguises to steal the rarities of the world

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while working for Devlin Bowman because as Bo

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Derek, he got Devlin Bowman arrested. I want

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to pause you one more time. Sorry. It's not the

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mysteries of the world. It's three specific U

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.S. landmarks. It was more than that, though,

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because it was like a hundred of them. It was

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just the three we saw. You mean Black Mark eBay?

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Black Mark eBay. Yes, exactly. And so Devlin

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Bowman has like the Liberty Bell, the Constitution.

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And the lunar space module. Yeah. Yes. So my

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question is how the hell did they get Jessica

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Simpson to convince the guards that she needs

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it for her music video and just toes it off?

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I don't know, man. No. My other question is how

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did they get her in the movie for I mean, all

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she had to do was be on set for probably five

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minutes. I think that's probably what you got

00:16:36.809 --> 00:16:39.690
there. At most. Because that was her own outfit.

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They did not dress her like that. Yeah. Not a

00:16:42.289 --> 00:16:44.649
chance. She showed up in the denim shirt and

00:16:44.649 --> 00:16:47.490
skirt. Yeah. She probably was filming a music

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video like next door. Down the street. And they

00:16:50.429 --> 00:16:52.450
said, hey, we need somebody else for this movie.

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Yeah. Jessica Simpson, you're here. Can we get

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you to get the lunar space module? All you have

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to say is thanks to these two guards. That's

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it. And have your face revealed. Pulled off in

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the middle. So that you become James Brolin.

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Okay, sorry. Oh, James. Keep going. So, kidnapped

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the dad and mom. The dad's stealing stuff using

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magic. The mom is being poisoned with caramel

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popcorn in the kitchen. where she supposedly

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is thinking that she's at home cooking dinner

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for the family for, what, three, four days now?

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Constantly. No, I was thinking it was like a

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week. She's cooking Thanksgiving dinner at this

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point. There was a space where they said at the

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Turtle Club, or not at the Turtle Club, at the,

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we'll get to the Turtle Club too, but at the

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Games Expo, or like the Toys and Things Expo,

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he says, oh, I'm having people over at my house

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Sunday. making it sound like it's multiple days

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in the future yeah and so that's what i'm sitting

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here going this woman is cooking for days on

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end she's working the same flour pile the same

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pot yeah i don't think we saw finished food a

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finished dish no she didn't eat until she decided

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to not eat the popcorn anymore and then she's

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over yeah yeah which apparently she always knew

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So, yeah. I want to go back to your become another

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person. We need to talk about the first transformation

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and we need to get this out of the way. I did

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not actually have it correctly when you sent

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me the timestamp. Oh, you had a different scene

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in mind? I had a different scene in mind. Before

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we get to that part, when he's trying on, when

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he first finds his father's nest. The layer where

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they keep their disguises and magical items is

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the nest. He's putting on a nose and a mouth

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separately, and I believe those are African -American

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skin tones. The one definitely was. The nose.

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Well, there was a mouth that was, too, because

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it was... And I think someone had the sense in

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that moment to say, don't put both of those on.

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That's problematic. Until we get to the next

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one. Yeah. Well, so like the mouth, the one I

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was thinking of is very reminiscent of like minstrel

00:19:29.750 --> 00:19:32.750
shows. Like it was like black, but then it was

00:19:32.750 --> 00:19:36.109
like the puffy red lips. And like it was, it

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was, it was a stereotypical mouth is what we

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will say. And speaking of stereotypes, the first

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character that he successfully becomes is Prince

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Alihama. I think that was the name. I think that

00:19:51.900 --> 00:19:55.579
I wrote that correctly. Who is a snake charmer?

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And I would just like to preface as a nine -year

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-old watching this movie for the first time,

00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:06.579
right over my head. Oh yeah. And watching it

00:20:06.579 --> 00:20:11.839
back, I said, my jaw was on the ground. I don't

00:20:11.839 --> 00:20:15.240
know how this got into the movie. I mean, there's

00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:16.680
a lot of things in the movie that I don't know

00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:21.789
how made it to final cut. Yeah. But it is so

00:20:21.789 --> 00:20:26.910
– I don't know why it made it into the movie,

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into the writer's room to begin with. Yep. I'm

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1 ,000 % with that. But this was also the generation

00:20:36.089 --> 00:20:38.369
that grew up on The Simpsons. That's true. And

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Apu was like in everybody's living room, you

00:20:43.390 --> 00:20:47.069
know, at that time. I'm not saying that it gives

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an excuse. Trust me. That's not what I'm doing.

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But I think that's kind of a little more why

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it flew over our heads because we had grown up

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with something like that. Yeah. So to clarify

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to listeners who have not seen this movie, full

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brown face, turban, bad dentures. Don't remember

00:21:06.569 --> 00:21:10.430
if he had contacts and just probably more offensive

00:21:10.430 --> 00:21:13.940
accent than. Yes, it was thank you, come again

00:21:13.940 --> 00:21:18.180
to the 100th degree. He's taming a scorpion or

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a cobra. A cobra. I just called him Buttercup.

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That's how bad it is. And we're just using this

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as an example. Trust me. All three of us at that

00:21:30.019 --> 00:21:36.240
scene were of the same reaction. Yeah. I think

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I text both of you guys. Oh, no. you texted us

00:21:40.440 --> 00:21:47.059
the time code and like i said um i thought it

00:21:47.059 --> 00:21:50.319
was something else and you texted that time code

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i was like okay i think i know what this is i

00:21:52.660 --> 00:21:55.640
had no clue no that's what it that's what it

00:21:55.640 --> 00:21:59.799
was and you're exactly right draw dropped that

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was uh i think what had happened was is that

00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:06.339
as a kid i only remember the turtle scene and

00:22:06.339 --> 00:22:09.980
i only remember watching the turtle scene over

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and over and over again and i blocked out the

00:22:12.700 --> 00:22:15.599
entire rest of the movie so watching back was

00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:19.099
so nice because i had to relive what it would

00:22:19.099 --> 00:22:20.859
have been like if i would have watched this for

00:22:20.859 --> 00:22:26.180
the first time now which again that scene i said

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oh this is the tone of the movie i understand

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now i know what i'm getting myself into i think

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That's probably the fourth tonal swing in the

00:22:37.750 --> 00:22:41.970
movie. That sets the tone going forward. Before

00:22:41.970 --> 00:22:47.269
that point, Pistachio works at his parents' Italian

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restaurant where he's carrying four plates of

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spaghetti and he gets tripped by the bully Rex.

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The plates fly at everyone. Now they're all covered

00:22:59.529 --> 00:23:02.089
in spaghetti that was not on the plates. No.

00:23:02.190 --> 00:23:04.230
Two seconds ago. I don't know where this big

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A came from. Then we cut to him leaving work,

00:23:10.470 --> 00:23:12.670
which doesn't make sense because they live above

00:23:12.670 --> 00:23:17.230
the restaurant. Where is he going? Yes. And he

00:23:17.230 --> 00:23:19.809
finds the girl that he's in love with making

00:23:19.809 --> 00:23:24.789
out with the same bully. Sophia. I don't remember.

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I just have a note. It says Pixar mom. You can

00:23:27.250 --> 00:23:32.750
figure out why. The mom from Wizards of Waverly

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Place. Oh, my God, it is. Oh, wow. I would just

00:23:38.190 --> 00:23:40.410
like to say that there are two Disney Channel

00:23:40.410 --> 00:23:43.329
stars in the film because the first one is a

00:23:43.329 --> 00:23:47.130
Sprouse twin that plays Young. It's technically

00:23:47.130 --> 00:23:53.170
both of them. Yeah, yeah. And the only reason

00:23:53.170 --> 00:23:55.269
I know this is because of the bloopers at the

00:23:55.269 --> 00:23:58.069
end. One was dressed like the explosion and the

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other one was dressed like a kid messing with

00:24:00.269 --> 00:24:04.210
it. So they just swapped in a twin. Yeah, great

00:24:04.210 --> 00:24:06.329
use of twins. That's the first thing I saw. I

00:24:06.329 --> 00:24:10.349
said, oh, there's two Disney channels. But that's

00:24:10.349 --> 00:24:12.930
the first tonal swing. Then I think the next

00:24:12.930 --> 00:24:15.890
one happens after his parents are kidnapped because

00:24:15.890 --> 00:24:19.589
they switch to an exorcist parody. His grandpa

00:24:19.589 --> 00:24:22.789
shows up, bottom right of the screen, fog, light.

00:24:23.150 --> 00:24:27.329
flashing so it was now a parody film like oh

00:24:27.329 --> 00:24:30.009
yeah they paid for that probably yep 16 million

00:24:30.009 --> 00:24:35.009
so watching through this again now as an adult

00:24:35.009 --> 00:24:37.650
i didn't realize how many parodies were in this

00:24:37.650 --> 00:24:40.109
because there's exactly oh no that's three oh

00:24:40.109 --> 00:24:43.289
there's exactly there is i think there's four

00:24:43.289 --> 00:24:48.470
actually four we got exorcist jaws jaws yeah

00:24:49.069 --> 00:24:52.569
Tony Montana from Scarface, which is not, like,

00:24:52.589 --> 00:24:56.309
specifically referenced. Yeah. And then there

00:24:56.309 --> 00:24:59.869
was another one at the end. Oh, I'll also say

00:24:59.869 --> 00:25:05.089
that the, hmm, what was it? Because I noted those

00:25:05.089 --> 00:25:07.690
were all 20 minutes apart, coincidentally, which

00:25:07.690 --> 00:25:12.369
is really funny. That's actually funny. I thought

00:25:12.369 --> 00:25:15.230
there was another one. Oh, they reference, this

00:25:15.230 --> 00:25:17.230
is only during the credits. It's the slapping

00:25:17.230 --> 00:25:20.569
dummy guy. It's a Mario. He literally is Mario.

00:25:20.970 --> 00:25:22.609
Yeah, I was like, they might as well just give

00:25:22.609 --> 00:25:26.750
him the hat. He had the suspenders, the overalls,

00:25:26.750 --> 00:25:31.829
the red shirt. Which I didn't know. So I had

00:25:31.829 --> 00:25:34.049
turned the movie off before the credits were

00:25:34.049 --> 00:25:36.990
over. And I didn't know there was a credit scene.

00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:40.680
I was talking with Zach and he said that he was

00:25:40.680 --> 00:25:42.799
like, Oh, what'd you think of the credits? And

00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:48.500
I said, the what? We watched that at one of the

00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:49.920
sleepovers just because, you know, you leave

00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:52.279
the movie running, especially when it's a VHS,

00:25:52.339 --> 00:25:56.660
you just keep it going. And like the one character

00:25:56.660 --> 00:26:00.299
that doesn't make it into the film that has so

00:26:00.299 --> 00:26:02.960
much footage is that one like toy character.

00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:05.980
And he sounds like King Candy now where it's

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:08.339
like, this is definitely the inspiration for

00:26:08.339 --> 00:26:11.740
King Candy. Yeah. Where it's just, oh, you got

00:26:11.740 --> 00:26:16.680
my yo -yo. Oh, it's a no -yo. That was really

00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:21.019
good. I'm actually like, okay. Well, I'm actually

00:26:21.019 --> 00:26:22.839
okay at impressions and I'm a little worried

00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:24.819
about what that means if my last name is actually

00:26:24.819 --> 00:26:27.440
Disguisey. As long as you don't make a movie

00:26:27.440 --> 00:26:30.160
like this and it's not Carvey, you're doing okay.

00:26:31.019 --> 00:26:34.690
Spend $60 million on it. the the exorcist scene

00:26:34.690 --> 00:26:39.109
second tonal shift um then the grandpa takes

00:26:39.109 --> 00:26:45.349
him to the nest again what the um the the note

00:26:45.349 --> 00:26:48.369
i have it just says abraham lincoln scene yes

00:26:48.369 --> 00:26:52.089
yeah what's happening abraham lincoln elected

00:26:52.089 --> 00:26:54.549
because he was a boring speaker yeah like but

00:26:54.549 --> 00:26:58.400
okay so i know dana carvey is funny I know he's

00:26:58.400 --> 00:27:00.259
funny. I've seen him on SNL. And he does a bunch

00:27:00.259 --> 00:27:02.700
of good impressions, too. This could have been

00:27:02.700 --> 00:27:05.019
up his alley. And he's an incredible drummer

00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:07.980
and musician. He's just fantastic. He knows what

00:27:07.980 --> 00:27:10.299
a beat is. So how come when he's dressed like

00:27:10.299 --> 00:27:12.319
Abraham Lincoln and I like to move it starts

00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:14.039
playing, he looks like he's having a stroke?

00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:18.940
Why did he not dance on beat? I didn't have that

00:27:18.940 --> 00:27:22.900
in my notes. I did have a different dance scene

00:27:22.900 --> 00:27:26.220
in my notes. So when they go to the party and

00:27:26.220 --> 00:27:30.039
he's dressed like Tony Montana, the plan is that

00:27:30.039 --> 00:27:32.579
Jennifer is going to sneak away, look for evidence,

00:27:32.839 --> 00:27:39.500
and he's going to distract Bowman. And that plan

00:27:39.500 --> 00:27:42.680
failed miserably because he decided he was just

00:27:42.680 --> 00:27:47.500
going to start dancing? The beat called to him.

00:27:47.700 --> 00:27:50.440
The beat called to Tony Montana. Gotta move it.

00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.900
Because literally he was dancing while all of

00:27:54.900 --> 00:27:57.700
a sudden Bowman catches on that Jennifer's in

00:27:57.700 --> 00:27:59.559
the living room looking for the powder room.

00:28:00.180 --> 00:28:05.400
Yeah. You know what's a really good sign of good

00:28:05.400 --> 00:28:09.099
writing? Is when the characters discussing things

00:28:09.099 --> 00:28:11.579
don't move stuff along so you have a pop -up

00:28:11.579 --> 00:28:13.220
book that shows up in the middle of the movie

00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:16.960
that says exactly what you have to do next. And

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:19.839
not only does it happen once. But it happens

00:28:19.839 --> 00:28:23.940
twice. It happens three times. And they make

00:28:23.940 --> 00:28:28.059
the same joke every time. He's like, I don't

00:28:28.059 --> 00:28:30.079
think I want to do X, Y, and Z. Pop -up book.

00:28:30.220 --> 00:28:32.859
Oh, and then they did X, Y, Z. And then the joke

00:28:32.859 --> 00:28:36.019
every time is, that's weirdly specific. Yeah.

00:28:37.180 --> 00:28:40.240
It was the same reoccurring gags the entire way

00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:43.660
through. We have the pop -up book. We have the

00:28:43.660 --> 00:28:47.359
farting villain that doesn't go away. That man

00:28:47.359 --> 00:28:52.099
was Data on Star Trek. He was Data on Star Trek,

00:28:52.180 --> 00:28:54.640
wasn't he? Now thinking about it, yep, he was

00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:56.180
Data. Now you're wearing a goatee and a beard

00:28:56.180 --> 00:28:59.019
farting in a limousine. Not once, not twice.

00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:04.339
Six times. Six times. Oh my god. I want to see

00:29:04.339 --> 00:29:07.380
what else. They let it sit. They let it sit.

00:29:07.980 --> 00:29:11.119
That really sells the fart. No comments, just

00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:15.240
silence. When I say they let it sit, yeah, it's

00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:18.980
three seconds on them. sitting in it he's also

00:29:18.980 --> 00:29:21.940
the voice of the joker in batman the audio adventures

00:29:21.940 --> 00:29:24.519
and if you haven't checked those out please do

00:29:24.519 --> 00:29:27.140
because those are awesome um i did not realize

00:29:27.140 --> 00:29:29.519
though that he was the voice of the joker in

00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:33.660
those dear lord man um we're at the first with

00:29:33.660 --> 00:29:36.500
the questions of my kids that they asked me i

00:29:36.500 --> 00:29:38.720
want to know what the kids want to know well

00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:42.980
so Not long after he meets his grandfather, goes

00:29:42.980 --> 00:29:45.220
to the nest, figures out how to work the holy

00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:48.720
hand grenade of Antioch, how to dress up, and

00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:54.619
he leaves. He sees the little kid. There's the

00:29:54.619 --> 00:29:56.700
one kid in the neighborhood. That's the only

00:29:56.700 --> 00:30:00.319
extra. Barney Baker. Barney Baker. We meet his

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.000
mom. Jennifer. Because all of a sudden they need

00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:05.019
an assistant. His grandpa didn't mention that

00:30:05.019 --> 00:30:08.119
at all in the book or anything. They need an

00:30:08.119 --> 00:30:10.400
assistant. Who we're going to body shame for

00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:13.259
15 minutes. Well, it's better than the other

00:30:13.259 --> 00:30:15.519
ones where he just literally shit on everybody

00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:18.299
that walked in the door. It was literally the

00:30:18.299 --> 00:30:22.259
entire montage was just like, no, leave. Get

00:30:22.259 --> 00:30:27.680
out. I don't know. He said Tush challenged and

00:30:27.680 --> 00:30:33.839
I said, okay. All right. I am kind of surprised

00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:35.740
when they finally get married that it wasn't

00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:38.019
like and two years later and she just has like

00:30:38.019 --> 00:30:44.519
this huge inflatable. Full Pixar mom. Yeah. But

00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:49.380
they meet her and she tells Barney to go play

00:30:49.380 --> 00:30:51.900
and they kiss each other. And June was like,

00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:54.039
was that a mouth kiss? Did they just full on

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.460
kiss on the mouth? I had to rewind it two or

00:30:56.460 --> 00:31:01.779
three times. I'm not 100 % sure. But I think

00:31:01.779 --> 00:31:05.000
it was a nose kiss. Okay. Could it have been

00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:08.180
like the face kiss, like the kind of thing? No,

00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:12.960
it was either nose or mouth. Wow. Okay. I totally

00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:16.519
missed that. Yeah. These kids are good. Do they

00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:20.200
want to be on the show? Probably. The other one,

00:31:20.380 --> 00:31:22.180
well, I'll tell you the other one when we get

00:31:22.180 --> 00:31:26.619
to Turtle Club. I did in this moment. Jennifer

00:31:26.619 --> 00:31:29.359
didn't stand for the body shaming in the Tush

00:31:29.359 --> 00:31:32.980
Challenge. No, she did not. But she can do better

00:31:32.980 --> 00:31:36.559
than $400 a week. Come on. So I did the math

00:31:36.559 --> 00:31:38.980
on that because I watched on Tubi, so I had a

00:31:38.980 --> 00:31:42.019
break. So I literally was like, oh, wait, hold

00:31:42.019 --> 00:31:46.000
up. All right. So she gets $417 a week plus Delta

00:31:46.000 --> 00:31:49.519
Dental. Yes, that was the important thing. So

00:31:49.519 --> 00:31:55.200
I did the math. That's about $21 ,000. Oh. No,

00:31:55.220 --> 00:32:01.680
21K? Yeah, for a year. For a year. That's nothing.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:06.039
That's crazy. We make more than that make shit.

00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:12.019
I don't know. I'm not sure where they live because

00:32:12.019 --> 00:32:15.279
first of all, that Italian restaurant looks like

00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:21.359
Rizzo's Pizza times two. Devlin Bowman's house

00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:24.599
is either really close Or they can run really

00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:27.200
fast. It's like on the other side of the Italian

00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:30.019
restaurant. Because when they were chasing him

00:32:30.019 --> 00:32:33.480
as a cow pie, he was all of a sudden at his place.

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:37.700
And there's just loose cows. No fence. But it

00:32:37.700 --> 00:32:40.759
looks like they're in a city. But then they're

00:32:40.759 --> 00:32:44.640
not in a city anymore. They're in an open field.

00:32:44.980 --> 00:32:48.619
How is he getting to the Liberty Bell and the

00:32:48.619 --> 00:32:52.819
Constitution? That's why I thought it was New

00:32:52.819 --> 00:32:56.920
York. Driving, yeah. They can go to Philly. But

00:32:56.920 --> 00:32:59.039
I will also say about driving, too, when they

00:32:59.039 --> 00:33:01.420
did steal the Liberty Bell and the Lunar Module.

00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.880
Which apparently Jesse Ventura can just pick

00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:05.799
up, by the way. Apparently, yes. That's just

00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:09.740
what happens. So when they steal this stuff,

00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:14.259
they attach it to a trailer that's attached to

00:33:14.259 --> 00:33:17.779
the car he gets into. And both times he gets

00:33:17.779 --> 00:33:20.369
in... There's no trailer. There's nothing behind

00:33:20.369 --> 00:33:23.750
them. Like, it's just the road. And so I noticed

00:33:23.750 --> 00:33:25.650
that both times. I'm just like the first time

00:33:25.650 --> 00:33:27.349
I went to Liberty Bell. I'm like, OK, so that

00:33:27.349 --> 00:33:29.369
was that was weird. OK, no Liberty Bell. Then

00:33:29.369 --> 00:33:31.970
they steal a lunar module. And I'm like. The

00:33:31.970 --> 00:33:35.809
lunar modules like it's fully attached to the

00:33:35.809 --> 00:33:38.529
car. I see the car. You can't see the trailer.

00:33:38.670 --> 00:33:42.789
No. So, yeah, you can't see it. Nope. So they

00:33:42.789 --> 00:33:44.970
just shot all the car scenes, the farting car

00:33:44.970 --> 00:33:49.940
scenes in like an hour. Either that or the rarities

00:33:49.940 --> 00:33:52.839
of the world are masters of disguises themselves.

00:33:54.099 --> 00:34:00.160
I like that more. We're going with that. The

00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:08.539
constitution disguise -y. Wow. Yes, I did think

00:34:08.539 --> 00:34:10.559
about these things. You know where we're at now?

00:34:11.000 --> 00:34:12.340
Where are we at now? We're at the turtle club.

00:34:13.159 --> 00:34:19.570
Because Jennifer... Am I not totally enough for

00:34:19.570 --> 00:34:21.670
the turtle club? I was trying to make a joke.

00:34:22.369 --> 00:34:26.789
How old is Pistachio? Yeah, we don't... So he's

00:34:26.789 --> 00:34:30.710
at least 20. He's at least 20. Dana Carvey in

00:34:30.710 --> 00:34:32.030
real life at this time is probably like, what,

00:34:32.050 --> 00:34:36.769
40, 45? Probably, yeah. Because the thing was

00:34:36.769 --> 00:34:39.530
the grandpa hadn't seen him for 20 years. Okay,

00:34:39.630 --> 00:34:42.869
so fair. And there's more to come back to that

00:34:42.869 --> 00:34:46.400
and why I was thinking about that. Okay. I texted

00:34:46.400 --> 00:34:48.880
you guys already. We already have a kind of discussion

00:34:48.880 --> 00:34:54.340
about this. So he's at least 20. And he is investigating

00:34:54.340 --> 00:34:57.119
where his parents have gone. But he doesn't have

00:34:57.119 --> 00:34:59.219
the wherewithal or even the basic knowledge to

00:34:59.219 --> 00:35:02.840
look anywhere. She just finds a cigar on the

00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:05.840
street. Now I'm just nitpicking. She finds a

00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:09.300
cigar in the trash bin that he's already in going

00:35:09.300 --> 00:35:12.179
through. That he's just throwing trash out of

00:35:12.179 --> 00:35:16.500
the way. Which... It's an Italian restaurant.

00:35:16.679 --> 00:35:19.679
Yeah. There's plenty of probably a million cigars

00:35:19.679 --> 00:35:25.079
that are just like outside. I'm not saying I'll

00:35:25.079 --> 00:35:27.699
give the movie a little credit with that little

00:35:27.699 --> 00:35:32.219
tiny bit. Yeah. Yeah. Where like he just probably

00:35:32.219 --> 00:35:34.519
saw a cigar and said, OK, this is nothing. And

00:35:34.519 --> 00:35:37.679
then she goes, wait, this is the Turtle Club

00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:42.579
specifically. My question, because. you have

00:35:42.579 --> 00:35:46.199
a question on this is how was the cigar maker

00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:50.360
able to know exactly that it was Devlin Bowman?

00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:54.900
Well, especially if these cigars are made all

00:35:54.900 --> 00:35:57.659
the time, because if it's like, who else would

00:35:57.659 --> 00:36:00.360
make it specifically turtle club? Cause like,

00:36:00.360 --> 00:36:03.519
it has nothing to do with him. He just goes club.

00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:07.159
Right. There were plenty of people there. Like

00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:10.940
it could have been any of them. Yeah. The cigar

00:36:10.940 --> 00:36:14.340
maker is sitting in a room with shelves of cigars

00:36:14.340 --> 00:36:18.239
behind him. I'm just guessing, you know, based

00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:19.980
on the universe and the rules we've established

00:36:19.980 --> 00:36:23.579
so far, he's got a cigar maker pop -up book and

00:36:23.579 --> 00:36:25.360
it told him that was going to happen in three

00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:29.460
minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If someone's asking

00:36:29.460 --> 00:36:33.179
you about their kidnapped parents dressed like

00:36:33.179 --> 00:36:36.500
a turtle and they have a Turtle Club cigar, it's

00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:39.889
Devlin Bowman. They look at the box. The camera

00:36:39.889 --> 00:36:42.650
zooms in to a box that says Devlin Bowman's name,

00:36:42.710 --> 00:36:45.789
and it has the phone number underneath it. The

00:36:45.789 --> 00:36:47.590
very next question Jennifer asks is, what's his

00:36:47.590 --> 00:36:52.150
phone number or address? It's right there. Woman,

00:36:52.230 --> 00:36:55.349
it's right there. Are you not also focused on,

00:36:55.489 --> 00:36:59.099
because I did make a note of this. They do a

00:36:59.099 --> 00:37:01.960
Google search, an Ask Jeeves search. Sorry, they

00:37:01.960 --> 00:37:04.980
did actually reference Ask Jeeves. I heard the

00:37:04.980 --> 00:37:06.820
grandpa. I remember the grandpa saying, did you

00:37:06.820 --> 00:37:09.800
ask Jeeves? Yes. I didn't know what that meant.

00:37:10.300 --> 00:37:13.139
It was a search engine before Google and Yahoo.

00:37:14.300 --> 00:37:17.079
It might still be around. Yeah, it was like a

00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:19.199
little butler guy that you asked whatever you

00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:21.280
wanted, and then he just kind of brought you

00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:24.840
the answer. His name was Jeeves. Wow. It definitely

00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:29.139
still exists. It still exists? Uh -huh. Wow.

00:37:29.139 --> 00:37:32.619
So we get to the Turtle Club. My daughter looks

00:37:32.619 --> 00:37:34.099
at the screen, 14 -year -old. She's like, look

00:37:34.099 --> 00:37:37.199
at that dollar store kingpin over there. That's

00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.300
pretty good. That's a pretty good joke. That's

00:37:39.300 --> 00:37:44.079
pretty good. Your kids are on it, man. So I will

00:37:44.079 --> 00:37:47.059
say, the Turtle Club scene did hold up to what

00:37:47.059 --> 00:37:49.659
I remembered it to be. The Turtle Club was exactly

00:37:49.659 --> 00:37:52.219
as I remembered. The quote -unquote funniest

00:37:52.219 --> 00:37:56.039
part of the movie. I think it has some nice little

00:37:56.039 --> 00:38:01.679
gags. Does it make any sense? No. But for the

00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:04.280
most part, I remembered it. It definitely has

00:38:04.280 --> 00:38:07.559
longevity. The only thing I found that I hated

00:38:07.559 --> 00:38:09.559
about the Turtle Club scene was they actually

00:38:09.559 --> 00:38:12.980
did a spin out of the Turtle Club where he was

00:38:12.980 --> 00:38:15.699
spitting on his shell. You know what I hate about

00:38:15.699 --> 00:38:18.699
the Turtle Club? Everything. Well, that nose

00:38:18.699 --> 00:38:22.320
scene. What the frick was that? He bit that man's

00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:27.230
nose off? And spit it back. No open cap. No,

00:38:27.230 --> 00:38:29.610
it was fine. He spit it back. It was fine. Because

00:38:29.610 --> 00:38:31.730
when the penguin did it, blood went everywhere

00:38:31.730 --> 00:38:36.829
and everybody freaked out. When Dana Carvey does

00:38:36.829 --> 00:38:39.989
it, he's a hero. When I do it, I'm asked to leave.

00:38:40.570 --> 00:38:43.650
He's got the magic, guys. Come on. He's got the

00:38:43.650 --> 00:38:49.650
energico. The energico. I just wrote the nose.

00:38:49.750 --> 00:38:55.039
What? Who? Where? Why? How? No, you have to sing

00:38:55.039 --> 00:38:58.699
the song. I don't remember the song. A what?

00:38:59.300 --> 00:39:05.239
A who? A why? Where and how? A who? A what? Where?

00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:10.119
How? I might as well be as good as Pistachio

00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:15.800
because... Okay, so... I forgot to nest in a

00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:19.480
box. Here's your nest in a box. That never happened.

00:39:19.579 --> 00:39:24.280
That never came into play, did it? No. Maybe

00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:27.519
when he turned into Cherry Pie Man, but he might

00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:31.119
have opened it. But what I was going to say about

00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:34.159
after the Turtle Club, so they go back and they're

00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.159
trying to find Devlin Bowman. And so Jennifer

00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:40.599
doesn't ask Jeeves' search for where Devlin Bowman

00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:43.840
could be. And she can't find anything about him

00:39:43.840 --> 00:39:49.059
except for classmates .com, a yearbook quote

00:39:49.059 --> 00:39:52.619
that says, I want to steal the world's rarities.

00:39:54.960 --> 00:39:59.900
that's his pop -up book what what i just thought

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:10.739
it grew literally it's like okay so he's known

00:40:10.739 --> 00:40:14.300
he's evil for forever um and he doesn't care

00:40:14.300 --> 00:40:16.500
who knows it like that's how they found him and

00:40:16.500 --> 00:40:20.780
they know now oh he stole mama and papa because

00:40:20.780 --> 00:40:23.199
he's going to make him be a master of disguise

00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.519
and steal all the world's rarities and i respect

00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:29.960
it this is a good point to ask this i think um

00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:32.179
because of how you just said mama and papa and

00:40:32.179 --> 00:40:36.239
just the general not reading of social cues that

00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:39.579
pistachio displays throughout the is this movie

00:40:39.579 --> 00:40:41.920
about autism like is this a documentary about

00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:44.000
being on the spectrum and learning how to mask

00:40:44.000 --> 00:40:47.409
and exist and because like Yeah, that gives it

00:40:47.409 --> 00:40:51.369
some weight behind it, a little bit of drama.

00:40:51.869 --> 00:40:55.289
Yeah. Well, I wouldn't go that far. My thing

00:40:55.289 --> 00:40:58.570
is, did they actually put that thought process

00:40:58.570 --> 00:41:01.710
into this movie? Did they really think that deep

00:41:01.710 --> 00:41:06.449
into it? Because I put in one of my little notes,

00:41:06.469 --> 00:41:11.550
I put multiple personality because he said something

00:41:11.550 --> 00:41:13.469
where he says, like, there's so many voices in

00:41:13.469 --> 00:41:15.710
my head and I don't know who I am. And I went,

00:41:15.789 --> 00:41:20.519
huh. interesting thing but then i was like i

00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:22.659
don't think they would actually sit and think

00:41:22.659 --> 00:41:28.079
about what this could represent so in seventh

00:41:28.079 --> 00:41:32.619
grade i was tasked i was given an outline and

00:41:32.619 --> 00:41:35.860
my friend katie and i were tasked with writing

00:41:35.860 --> 00:41:40.760
a play around several rock and roll songs and

00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:43.619
we created a bus driver that went back in time

00:41:43.619 --> 00:41:48.190
named spazzy mcspaz spaz This was seventh grade,

00:41:48.349 --> 00:41:51.949
and this was funny. Sounds like something Perry

00:41:51.949 --> 00:41:57.369
Blake would direct. Keep going. Well, so, I mean,

00:41:57.409 --> 00:42:02.570
I wrote it. I was Spazzy McSpazpaz. And I was

00:42:02.570 --> 00:42:07.130
just goofy for no reason. Could it have been

00:42:07.130 --> 00:42:11.349
autism? Maybe. Could it have been multiple personality

00:42:11.349 --> 00:42:14.940
syndrome? Maybe. but i'm just going with this

00:42:14.940 --> 00:42:16.920
was the same level i think dana carvey wrote

00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:19.559
this yeah because dana carvey was right one of

00:42:19.559 --> 00:42:23.980
the writers and it just feels like yeah he's

00:42:23.980 --> 00:42:27.079
just being goofy just to be goofy he he knows

00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:29.460
he can do an indian accent he's gonna be prince

00:42:29.460 --> 00:42:34.539
aliyama yeah i also feel like there was at least

00:42:34.539 --> 00:42:39.119
a part in the back of his head that wanted to

00:42:39.119 --> 00:42:41.809
compete with his good friend mike myers Because

00:42:41.809 --> 00:42:45.289
anytime he gets an opportunity, there's a Shrek.

00:42:45.909 --> 00:42:50.010
I think reference. Yep. Donkey reference. An

00:42:50.010 --> 00:42:51.750
Italian, a full character that uses an Italian

00:42:51.750 --> 00:42:55.250
British accent. Yep. And then I'm just going

00:42:55.250 --> 00:42:58.429
to go ahead and say the dummy slap man, slap

00:42:58.429 --> 00:43:01.469
dummy man is a mini me. He's trying to get his

00:43:01.469 --> 00:43:04.309
own little mini me going. Hey, it's not Vern

00:43:04.309 --> 00:43:06.309
Troyer, but he's trying something. He's like,

00:43:06.329 --> 00:43:12.099
it worked for Mike. Let's let's. huh it's very

00:43:12.099 --> 00:43:14.460
possible because i mean like this movie too he

00:43:14.460 --> 00:43:16.900
plays several different characters you know like

00:43:16.900 --> 00:43:19.719
there there's definitely an argument there yeah

00:43:19.719 --> 00:43:22.219
i know it's the same guy but he's playing different

00:43:22.219 --> 00:43:26.380
characters it's either that or well there's one

00:43:26.380 --> 00:43:30.539
scene where he's training to fight against slap

00:43:30.539 --> 00:43:33.699
dummy man and he just keeps saying who's your

00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:36.539
daddy who's your daddy and then he pants him

00:43:36.539 --> 00:43:41.699
a couple times I'm almost convinced this is someone's

00:43:41.699 --> 00:43:45.539
like humiliation kink and we're being forced

00:43:45.539 --> 00:43:48.239
to watch it and partake in it. And I'm not sure

00:43:48.239 --> 00:43:52.079
if it's Dana Carvey or Perry Adwin Blake's. I'm

00:43:52.079 --> 00:43:54.760
not sure which one it is. I love how you mentioned

00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:57.400
Perry Adwin Blake. Like people know who that

00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:00.679
is. That's the director of the movie. Yes. Andalyn.

00:44:01.159 --> 00:44:05.219
Andalyn Blake. Sorry. Really quickly, not to

00:44:05.219 --> 00:44:08.760
sidetrack, but. Oh, you're good. did they direct

00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:12.059
anything else that i would know they have one

00:44:12.059 --> 00:44:14.760
tv series that they directed i looked this up

00:44:14.760 --> 00:44:17.739
before before we got in uh they directed one

00:44:17.739 --> 00:44:20.480
tv series but they were the production designer

00:44:20.480 --> 00:44:24.579
on like a ton of different things including let

00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:27.079
me see if you catch back in jill let me see if

00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:30.199
you catch a drift here all right so he has 53

00:44:30.199 --> 00:44:35.550
production designer credits um I am going to

00:44:35.550 --> 00:44:37.989
go with the ones I think you would recognize.

00:44:38.909 --> 00:44:41.969
Starting with Jack and Jill. Jack and Jill. That's

00:44:41.969 --> 00:44:46.969
crazy. Grownups. Oh. I now pronounce you Chuck

00:44:46.969 --> 00:44:51.630
and Larry. Okay. Click. Grandma's boy. The longest

00:44:51.630 --> 00:44:55.429
yard. Wow. Eight crazy nights. Mr. Deeds. Little

00:44:55.429 --> 00:44:58.409
Mickey. Big Daddy. The water boy. The wedding

00:44:58.409 --> 00:45:01.949
singer. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. There's

00:45:01.949 --> 00:45:05.230
a lot of commonality. In case you were wondering,

00:45:05.389 --> 00:45:08.869
yes. Both Paul Blarts. The Ridiculous Six, The

00:45:08.869 --> 00:45:13.789
Do -Over, Sandy Wexler. We've also got Murder

00:45:13.789 --> 00:45:18.050
Mystery, Murder Mystery 2, Hubie Halloween, and

00:45:18.050 --> 00:45:24.750
coming up, Happy Gilmore 2. Still working. Still

00:45:24.750 --> 00:45:28.329
working with Mr. Sandler. I forgot that Don't

00:45:28.329 --> 00:45:30.789
Mess With The Zohan existed until I just pulled

00:45:30.789 --> 00:45:36.710
up this IMDb page. Perry, Perry Blake, he's probably

00:45:36.710 --> 00:45:41.070
a great production designer for the most part.

00:45:42.389 --> 00:45:45.849
The sets on this movie were not bad. They were

00:45:45.849 --> 00:45:47.949
at least fun to look at, if we could give anything

00:45:47.949 --> 00:45:51.530
to them. The two good things I thought about

00:45:51.530 --> 00:45:54.449
were, I was thinking the sets are kind of cool,

00:45:54.570 --> 00:46:00.300
but then also the music. for the most part most

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.159
part like destiny's child they got destiny's

00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:05.980
child on there yeah no no and i'm not giving

00:46:05.980 --> 00:46:08.920
shit about that um we're just trying to find

00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:13.360
anything any little nugget no and i'm down with

00:46:13.360 --> 00:46:16.179
that no my question was going to be is there

00:46:16.179 --> 00:46:19.840
a movie that you know of that has more songs

00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:24.909
played during the movie title of the movie Yeah,

00:46:24.929 --> 00:46:27.690
that is true. It's about, like, six different

00:46:27.690 --> 00:46:31.190
part one, part two, part three. I think it's

00:46:31.190 --> 00:46:34.610
just two songs. N -A -S -T -E -R. Yeah, I think

00:46:34.610 --> 00:46:36.289
it's just two songs, but they play it, like,

00:46:36.309 --> 00:46:40.730
seven times. Like, it's a lot of M period, A

00:46:40.730 --> 00:46:43.590
period, S period of the skies. I'm not going

00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:46.510
to do the whole periods, but. Yeah. Yeah, there

00:46:46.510 --> 00:46:49.789
was a lot of that. Yeah, I'm not wrong. So, yeah,

00:46:49.829 --> 00:46:51.409
I included a note on that because I was just

00:46:51.409 --> 00:46:56.230
like, wow. That they only had two parts, but

00:46:56.230 --> 00:46:58.550
they keep saying it over and over and over again.

00:46:58.550 --> 00:47:01.210
They just use different cuts of it. Right. I

00:47:01.210 --> 00:47:04.909
kept writing in the note, Master of Disguise,

00:47:04.949 --> 00:47:09.849
roll credits. And I lost count at like 14. I

00:47:09.849 --> 00:47:12.590
did in the first one. And then said, I'm not

00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:15.449
doing this. Because I remember the part of, I'm

00:47:15.449 --> 00:47:17.590
going to be a Master of Disguise. I'm going to

00:47:17.590 --> 00:47:20.869
be a Master of Disguise. which we used to quote

00:47:20.869 --> 00:47:22.989
at each other all the time like going back to

00:47:22.989 --> 00:47:26.329
the sleepover days it's legitimately we used

00:47:26.329 --> 00:47:28.809
to say a lot of these lines over and over again

00:47:28.809 --> 00:47:31.190
again didn't watch it but i know a lot of people

00:47:31.190 --> 00:47:34.449
reference this and i think that's at least important

00:47:34.449 --> 00:47:37.289
yeah the pop culture impact like i would have

00:47:37.289 --> 00:47:39.909
friends do the hand you're doing this this is

00:47:39.909 --> 00:47:41.789
what you're doing to do this this is what i want

00:47:41.789 --> 00:47:45.170
you to do yeah i've heard that one a lot that

00:47:45.170 --> 00:47:49.050
comes up that's great yeah we we used to do i'm

00:47:49.050 --> 00:47:50.630
going to be a master of disguise we did that

00:47:50.630 --> 00:47:53.230
this is what you're doing this is what i want

00:47:53.230 --> 00:47:56.289
you to do yeah like we did a ton of that back

00:47:56.289 --> 00:47:58.969
and forth with each other um you can say there's

00:47:58.969 --> 00:48:02.750
a lot of memorable moments yeah good that's a

00:48:02.750 --> 00:48:06.030
positive it's a bad it's a it's a good and a

00:48:06.030 --> 00:48:11.710
bad all right so story -wise we're yeah where

00:48:11.710 --> 00:48:16.030
are we he's he's we're jumping around we're coming

00:48:16.030 --> 00:48:21.360
up on devlin's party yes he's been training with

00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:25.119
the slap dummy man um i think he's been spying

00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:27.420
on him at this point yeah him and jennifer getting

00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:30.659
closer also jennifer has a boyfriend named trent

00:48:30.659 --> 00:48:34.159
yeah here we are trent's a douchebag trent's

00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:37.639
an absolute ass he's so mean to that little kid

00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:41.760
in in movies this is a common trope where it's

00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:45.019
like okay You kind of meet the boyfriend. He's

00:48:45.019 --> 00:48:47.519
kind of whatever at first. And then he kind of

00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:49.320
does something that makes him like a complete

00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:51.079
douchebag that you're like, okay, I'm cheering

00:48:51.079 --> 00:48:54.599
against this guy. Usually it's a little more

00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:58.059
hidden. Yeah. With an hour and 20 minute runtime,

00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:00.159
I guess we don't have time for this. Immediately.

00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:03.340
He's just laughing at the kid falling off a skateboard

00:49:03.340 --> 00:49:08.480
and like Colin, like he grabs pistachio immediately

00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.219
and just like, Hey, quit hoarding in on my woman,

00:49:11.300 --> 00:49:15.050
man. I think he'll have been going out for two

00:49:15.050 --> 00:49:18.469
weeks. What's happening, Trent? Right. Yeah.

00:49:18.789 --> 00:49:21.710
Trent sucks. Yeah. Good thing we only see him,

00:49:21.769 --> 00:49:25.690
like, twice. And the one scene is to show that

00:49:25.690 --> 00:49:27.570
he's an asshole, and the second scene is to show

00:49:27.570 --> 00:49:30.130
that he just happens to be at a bar with another

00:49:30.130 --> 00:49:32.730
girl. Yeah. The same girl from the beginning

00:49:32.730 --> 00:49:35.289
that Pistachio was interested in. Yeah. Yeah.

00:49:36.630 --> 00:49:39.670
I don't remember what this note means. Backstreet

00:49:39.670 --> 00:49:41.489
Boys and Malcolm in the Middle jokes. That'll

00:49:41.489 --> 00:49:47.260
hold up for sure. I think there's just one specific

00:49:47.260 --> 00:49:51.480
one when he's dressed as Grammy num -nums. Yeah,

00:49:51.480 --> 00:49:56.900
it's Grammy num -nums. And when Devlin pushes

00:49:56.900 --> 00:50:00.119
her aside... Oh, again, for listeners who haven't

00:50:00.119 --> 00:50:02.199
seen it, this is just like a watered -down church

00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:06.849
lady. It is. It's just good. Yes. So she gets

00:50:06.849 --> 00:50:09.889
pushed aside because Devlin has his eyes on Jennifer

00:50:09.889 --> 00:50:16.650
and not on Gammy Num Nums. I wonder why. He like

00:50:16.650 --> 00:50:20.070
he like waltzes back in and goes, oh, I'm not

00:50:20.070 --> 00:50:21.869
going to be the Malcolm in your middle, sir.

00:50:24.869 --> 00:50:29.010
I will say they do reference a lot of things

00:50:29.010 --> 00:50:30.969
that you wouldn't expect to be referenced in

00:50:30.969 --> 00:50:33.429
a movie like that. Like they reference Scooby

00:50:33.429 --> 00:50:37.400
Doo at one point. talking about how it was what

00:50:37.400 --> 00:50:40.940
it looked real even though it was computer animated

00:50:40.940 --> 00:50:43.420
i'm telling you dude scooby -doo is computer

00:50:43.420 --> 00:50:48.380
generated dude he looked too real yeah yeah i

00:50:48.380 --> 00:50:51.420
was shocked with how many uh i guess current

00:50:51.420 --> 00:51:03.070
references they would mention yeah Or Tony Montana

00:51:03.070 --> 00:51:07.730
from Scarface. Was that disguise more offensive

00:51:07.730 --> 00:51:12.150
to Robert De Niro or Italians? I couldn't nail

00:51:12.150 --> 00:51:16.070
it down. I think it was just a parody of Al Pacino.

00:51:16.429 --> 00:51:20.130
I think it was also just a 10 minute long wiener

00:51:20.130 --> 00:51:23.650
joke. Yes, because he does say he wants to grab

00:51:23.650 --> 00:51:27.429
do you have a little wiener and tiny nuts? I

00:51:27.429 --> 00:51:29.550
can tell you have a little wiener and tiny nuts.

00:51:31.019 --> 00:51:35.659
So many times. Oh, man. So we're at the party.

00:51:36.320 --> 00:51:40.380
That's what I was saying about the plan was he

00:51:40.380 --> 00:51:43.159
was distracting Devlin Bowman. I'm going to say

00:51:43.159 --> 00:51:45.940
his name. It just has to be said. He's trying

00:51:45.940 --> 00:51:47.780
to distract him. He fails miserably because of

00:51:47.780 --> 00:51:51.539
a dance number. He doesn't just dance for like

00:51:51.539 --> 00:51:54.659
10 seconds. He fully dances for like two minutes.

00:51:54.880 --> 00:51:57.400
He does the flips. He does the tricks. We're

00:51:57.400 --> 00:52:01.840
in full body double mode. Yeah. What was weird

00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:04.059
about it, too, so, like, yes, you're right about

00:52:04.059 --> 00:52:06.780
he dances for a while. It's two minutes of screen

00:52:06.780 --> 00:52:11.179
time. That was it. Well, the actual action that's

00:52:11.179 --> 00:52:14.860
happening, if it was real, that'd be, like, 20

00:52:14.860 --> 00:52:17.480
minutes. Oh, yeah. Because this is when Jennifer

00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:19.820
is found to go to the living room instead of

00:52:19.820 --> 00:52:23.440
the bathroom. She found pictures. Pictures of,

00:52:23.500 --> 00:52:26.639
like, Robin Williams. Yeah. Who else was in there?

00:52:26.880 --> 00:52:29.420
It was Robin Williams, Whoopi Goldberg, Britney

00:52:29.420 --> 00:52:34.079
Spears. uh -huh which britney spears um interesting

00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.780
they mentioned britney spears again i'm putting

00:52:37.780 --> 00:52:40.179
a pin on it i'm putting a pin on it we're getting

00:52:40.179 --> 00:52:43.300
there with yeah there's something else yes yeah

00:52:43.300 --> 00:52:47.920
um so jennifer living room yeah no big deal jennifer

00:52:47.920 --> 00:52:50.539
just has pictures of like robin williams whoopi

00:52:50.539 --> 00:52:54.119
goldberg um and britney spears and just thinks

00:52:54.119 --> 00:53:00.599
this is the proof i need yeah and this is This

00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:03.480
is when he gets chased off dressed like a cow

00:53:03.480 --> 00:53:08.900
pie. I think that's good. He runs up a hill chased

00:53:08.900 --> 00:53:12.780
by two guards after being quit from Jaws in a

00:53:12.780 --> 00:53:15.780
rowboat. Best impression of the movie, by the

00:53:15.780 --> 00:53:21.380
way. I agree. But he left the hairy arm on so

00:53:21.380 --> 00:53:24.739
they know it's him. So then he runs away and

00:53:24.739 --> 00:53:27.340
they can't find it. And now there's just two

00:53:27.340 --> 00:53:31.099
cows. And that guard fully step would have stepped

00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:34.340
on his face. That's what we're led on his face.

00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:37.719
And then he takes it off. Well, and what's funny

00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:41.519
about that is the one guard goes, I told you

00:53:41.519 --> 00:53:45.699
he's not here. And they walk back and he's safe.

00:53:46.039 --> 00:53:49.940
Like he is completely safe. Does not need to

00:53:49.940 --> 00:53:53.699
get up. Yep. Gets up while they're still in earshot.

00:53:53.780 --> 00:53:57.550
Yep. And the quote is. I told you, he's still

00:53:57.550 --> 00:54:05.610
here. Two I told yous in two lines. And so then

00:54:05.610 --> 00:54:10.070
he runs home and hides at a bus stop, still dressed

00:54:10.070 --> 00:54:16.389
like a grass cowboy. And then runs back. Now

00:54:16.389 --> 00:54:20.090
he's a British spy. No, we're a Bulgarian tax

00:54:20.090 --> 00:54:24.570
man. Bulgarian? No, Bavarian. Bavarian, yeah,

00:54:24.590 --> 00:54:28.980
excuse me. How dare I? Looking for Jennifer Baker.

00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:34.639
Specifically, at his party. At the convention,

00:54:34.880 --> 00:54:38.900
she said her name was Barbara. Who the fuck is

00:54:38.900 --> 00:54:45.380
Jennifer Baker? He completely doxxed her. Completely

00:54:45.380 --> 00:54:51.219
doxxed her. I didn't even catch that. Oh, yeah.

00:54:51.300 --> 00:54:56.380
I caught that and was just like... uh what but

00:54:56.380 --> 00:54:58.320
i mean they didn't say anything they didn't even

00:54:58.320 --> 00:55:01.139
they knew who to look for yeah they immediately

00:55:01.139 --> 00:55:04.239
found her and she was getting felt up by devlin

00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:09.300
bowman uh yeah and tells him to leave the house

00:55:09.300 --> 00:55:12.519
and he goes follow them they take two steps well

00:55:12.519 --> 00:55:15.739
no when when they leave they as the bavarian

00:55:15.739 --> 00:55:19.019
tax man yeah literally they're just like okay

00:55:19.019 --> 00:55:24.099
he thinks he's busted And so he just decides

00:55:24.099 --> 00:55:28.699
to dress up like the British secret agent, which

00:55:28.699 --> 00:55:30.619
they already know they're dealing with somebody

00:55:30.619 --> 00:55:36.300
who wears disguises. Yeah. And he looks the same.

00:55:36.980 --> 00:55:40.539
He looks completely similar. It's not like he

00:55:40.539 --> 00:55:44.739
put the mask on normally. No, it's the same person.

00:55:45.059 --> 00:55:48.119
Looking for Jennifer Baker again. Yeah. She's

00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:52.340
a popular gal. and that's when they go to the

00:55:52.340 --> 00:55:57.360
bar and trent's with sophia yeah yeah so trent

00:55:57.360 --> 00:56:03.219
and her are no longer an item no good but good

00:56:03.219 --> 00:56:06.760
news the slap dummy practice yeah we're back

00:56:06.760 --> 00:56:12.659
he's able to slap trent and make a fool of him

00:56:12.659 --> 00:56:17.260
and now jennifer is falling for our friend here

00:56:17.260 --> 00:56:24.929
i get it Do you get it? Do you really? No. Just

00:56:24.929 --> 00:56:29.110
trying to make it better. I'm so excited. We're

00:56:29.110 --> 00:56:31.690
almost at Cherry Pie Man. We are almost at Cherry

00:56:31.690 --> 00:56:35.510
Pie Man. Before we jump into Cherry Pie Man,

00:56:35.610 --> 00:56:37.369
because I need to do this and I haven't done

00:56:37.369 --> 00:56:39.929
it yet, we're going to take a quick break. We

00:56:39.929 --> 00:56:43.309
are back talking about Master of Disguise, and

00:56:43.309 --> 00:56:48.019
you wanted to talk about Cherry Pie Man. This

00:56:48.019 --> 00:56:52.039
is, I think, the next tonal shift from just jointed

00:56:52.039 --> 00:56:59.659
comedy film to body horror. So this is also important

00:56:59.659 --> 00:57:03.340
for something that I want to get into. They have

00:57:03.340 --> 00:57:07.360
a doggy door on this villain lair. So the cuteness,

00:57:07.420 --> 00:57:09.940
his dog, that has been a part of this movie.

00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:12.340
We haven't even talked about the cuteness yet.

00:57:12.940 --> 00:57:15.019
That's the least offensive part of the movie.

00:57:15.650 --> 00:57:19.190
well my dog yeah dude i get offensive don't worry

00:57:19.190 --> 00:57:23.670
so after like trent laughs at the kid barney

00:57:23.670 --> 00:57:25.929
baker for being on the skateboard the cuteness

00:57:25.929 --> 00:57:27.769
like hops on the skateboard and like is able

00:57:27.769 --> 00:57:29.570
to skateboard and stuff like that cuteness is

00:57:29.570 --> 00:57:32.190
the family dog not very important but he also

00:57:32.190 --> 00:57:35.289
gets in there starts licking the cherry pie and

00:57:35.289 --> 00:57:40.590
the cherry pie ends up being pistachio come in

00:57:40.590 --> 00:57:42.929
there there was no other way to reveal the cherry

00:57:42.929 --> 00:57:45.739
pie There was no other way to reveal it. No.

00:57:46.579 --> 00:57:52.300
The cherry pie was gifted. It was also four times

00:57:52.300 --> 00:57:55.940
bigger than a normal pie. Yeah. I mean, pistachio

00:57:55.940 --> 00:58:01.820
had to fit through it. Gotta be big. Okay, question

00:58:01.820 --> 00:58:07.800
about this now. So, rolling cart is at Devlin

00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:10.300
Bowman's party. This cherry pie was delivered

00:58:10.300 --> 00:58:12.480
and gifted to him and it's on a roller. it's

00:58:12.480 --> 00:58:15.039
not his party it's the black market the black

00:58:15.039 --> 00:58:18.820
mark ebay black mark ebay yeah yeah which oh

00:58:18.820 --> 00:58:21.420
we also forgot that jennifer was kidnapped after

00:58:21.420 --> 00:58:24.539
following yeah yeah yeah yeah sorry jennifer

00:58:24.539 --> 00:58:29.980
was kidnapped is this where he tells pistachio's

00:58:29.980 --> 00:58:33.800
dad james brolin the plan yeah because he's gonna

00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:37.440
glue a mask of his face yeah this is when he

00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:40.800
was talking to the black art black mark ebay

00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:42.719
i'm not gonna be able to do it i'm not gonna

00:58:42.719 --> 00:58:46.380
be able to do it which is black mark ebay guy

00:58:46.380 --> 00:58:53.139
who is kevin nealon okay famous for an snl skit

00:58:53.139 --> 00:58:58.119
he did with dana carvey yes and like kevin nealon's

00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:01.159
in a ton of happy madison too like he ended up

00:59:01.159 --> 00:59:05.179
on snl and then was in happy madison yeah and

00:59:05.179 --> 00:59:07.760
he stayed he's so far stayed above the muck and

00:59:07.760 --> 00:59:10.500
the mire Except for one joke he makes in the

00:59:10.500 --> 00:59:12.000
credit scenes, which we'll get to when we get

00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:16.739
there. That's a whole different topic. That was

00:59:16.739 --> 00:59:18.219
in the credits, wasn't it? I thought it was.

00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:22.139
Okay. Yep. Yep. Where are we at? This part is

00:59:22.139 --> 00:59:25.139
so disjointed. Well, so yeah, we're still at

00:59:25.139 --> 00:59:26.880
the cherry pie, but we're also kind of like talking

00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:29.539
about black mark eBay. Yeah. That's there. That

00:59:29.539 --> 00:59:31.960
does not care about how he got all these rarities.

00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:35.699
He's just trying to sell it. And Devlin's just

00:59:35.699 --> 00:59:38.750
like, I'll show you how I got it. It's this Master

00:59:38.750 --> 00:59:43.510
of Disguise, which the Black Mark eBay guy goes,

00:59:43.670 --> 00:59:46.230
oh, you're selling the Master of Disguise? Yeah.

00:59:47.610 --> 00:59:55.050
What? We're just selling humans. Yeah. Now we're

00:59:55.050 --> 00:59:57.989
in a whole different offensive place. Yeah. Yeah,

00:59:57.989 --> 01:00:03.320
right? So my question now. Are we supposed to

01:00:03.320 --> 01:00:06.079
know that he's under the cherry pie? Are we supposed

01:00:06.079 --> 01:00:11.300
to be believing that he is the cherry pie? I

01:00:11.300 --> 01:00:14.840
took it as under the cherry pie, but now that

01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:17.380
you phrase it like that... Yeah, it just hit

01:00:17.380 --> 01:00:20.440
me a minute ago. So the only reason... I think

01:00:20.440 --> 01:00:23.019
he's supposed to be the cherry pie because his

01:00:23.019 --> 01:00:27.139
feet were the shoes of the cherry pie in the

01:00:27.139 --> 01:00:33.760
next part. Yeah. Oh my god. That changes everything.

01:00:34.619 --> 01:00:40.739
So he's just crumbled in this pie. Yeah. So he's

01:00:40.739 --> 01:00:45.400
just in the fetal position as a pie. I'm sorry.

01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:48.079
I'm swinging wildly on you guys. I didn't even

01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:51.079
mention Kenan Thompson during the Black Mark

01:00:51.079 --> 01:00:54.820
eBay scene. Why is it just Kenan Thompson? Why

01:00:54.820 --> 01:00:58.679
is just him and a random dude on a couch watching

01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:02.590
this auction? Which I completely missed and then

01:01:02.590 --> 01:01:07.210
saw him in the credits. When was he in the movie?

01:01:07.510 --> 01:01:10.329
It's Kenan Thompson. And Doug is his roommate.

01:01:11.610 --> 01:01:16.110
A series of Mongolian men watching. And two Germans,

01:01:16.150 --> 01:01:22.130
right? Yeah. Just wild. What is Kenan buying

01:01:22.130 --> 01:01:24.570
off of Black Market? I don't know. Why is he

01:01:24.570 --> 01:01:26.809
eating popcorn? He's watching and eating popcorn.

01:01:27.349 --> 01:01:31.260
Is he eating caramel corn? Oh, maybe. Maybe he's

01:01:31.260 --> 01:01:33.400
going to start cooking. Evelyn Booman has somebody

01:01:33.400 --> 01:01:36.440
that's going to raise the prices just by eating

01:01:36.440 --> 01:01:38.880
the popcorn. He thinks like, oh, just raise the

01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:42.619
price. Doll comes in, licks the pie. Pistachio

01:01:42.619 --> 01:01:46.519
turns back into a man by what I can only describe

01:01:46.519 --> 01:01:50.860
as reminiscent of Jim Carrey coming out of the

01:01:50.860 --> 01:01:56.219
Rhinoceros in Ace Ventura 2. Just right out of

01:01:56.219 --> 01:02:00.139
the pot, like hands first. And he's now covered

01:02:00.139 --> 01:02:06.079
in cherries. That he also can spit with superhuman

01:02:06.079 --> 01:02:10.440
strength and accuracy. It was a James Bond movie

01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:16.300
at that point. I want to see... I think they

01:02:16.300 --> 01:02:19.679
did a lot with showing us the become another

01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:22.320
person thing. I want to see the become another

01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:26.539
person before you become a cherry pie. Wish it

01:02:26.539 --> 01:02:30.059
had become another movie, am I right? Hey, got

01:02:30.059 --> 01:02:36.800
him! Sorry. No, it was good. It was okay. I hated

01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:42.420
it, but I'm still laughing. I guess he rescues

01:02:42.420 --> 01:02:46.440
Jennifer and... Yeah, the movie's over. The ending

01:02:46.440 --> 01:02:49.860
was quick. Yeah, I was like, I feel bad about

01:02:49.860 --> 01:02:53.750
jumbling this. Literally, so after he becomes

01:02:53.750 --> 01:02:56.150
a cherry pie, he then hides as a security guard

01:02:56.150 --> 01:03:00.190
named Steven. Which Devlin Bowman's able to figure

01:03:00.190 --> 01:03:02.289
out because he's still wearing the cherry pie

01:03:02.289 --> 01:03:08.170
shoes. And so then he like unveils himself. Devlin

01:03:08.170 --> 01:03:13.429
Bowman goes and then a bunch of ninjas come out

01:03:13.429 --> 01:03:17.170
of nowhere. And then he takes off the cherry

01:03:17.170 --> 01:03:20.710
suit. Well, he takes off the Steve and cherry

01:03:20.710 --> 01:03:25.869
suit. Yes. And he's dressed like Steve Jobs for

01:03:25.869 --> 01:03:28.250
some reason. And I thought that was going to

01:03:28.250 --> 01:03:30.530
be something. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, okay.

01:03:30.610 --> 01:03:32.510
He's got a black turtleneck and jeans and black

01:03:32.510 --> 01:03:34.929
shoes on. Yeah, well, I think it's just like

01:03:34.929 --> 01:03:39.110
a spy suit. Yeah. Yeah, all right. He looks like

01:03:39.110 --> 01:03:42.610
Archer. And he beats the ninjas up using slap

01:03:42.610 --> 01:03:45.869
fighting. Yeah. And also was able to, with a

01:03:45.869 --> 01:03:49.510
belt, smash the shackle on Jennifer's ankle.

01:03:50.139 --> 01:03:52.840
And then the grandpa's just there. Yeah, even

01:03:52.840 --> 01:03:55.920
though he wasn't there five minutes prior. So

01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:58.400
this is the part. We're going to talk about it?

01:03:58.579 --> 01:04:01.900
Yes. We're going to talk about it. We need to

01:04:01.900 --> 01:04:04.519
talk about it. I think you need to talk about

01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:07.420
it. I do need to talk about it. So as I've said,

01:04:07.500 --> 01:04:11.179
I saw this movie a lot as a kid. Yes. For whatever

01:04:11.179 --> 01:04:14.420
reason, I have it in my head. And I can't imagine

01:04:14.420 --> 01:04:19.989
I made this up. I just can't. That. The cuteness

01:04:19.989 --> 01:04:25.190
runs in and starts like biting somebody or something

01:04:25.190 --> 01:04:29.329
like that. And then reveals that it was the grandpa

01:04:29.329 --> 01:04:33.110
the whole time. And like, he's been keeping an

01:04:33.110 --> 01:04:39.469
eye on pistachio for 20 years as the dog. See,

01:04:39.570 --> 01:04:45.409
that would have been the perfect ending. However,

01:04:45.510 --> 01:04:49.110
I don't think that's how it ended. Well, it's

01:04:49.110 --> 01:04:54.909
definitely not how it ended. I feel like that

01:04:54.909 --> 01:04:57.989
happens a lot in movies, though. So you might

01:04:57.989 --> 01:05:00.349
be mixing it up with something. I have an idea

01:05:00.349 --> 01:05:02.469
and my daughter has an idea. I'll tell you my

01:05:02.469 --> 01:05:05.570
idea first because it's stupid. I think this

01:05:05.570 --> 01:05:08.769
is a full -blown example of you having jumped

01:05:08.769 --> 01:05:12.550
timelines. You are now in the world where...

01:05:12.780 --> 01:05:15.340
The Fruit of the Loom logo had the cornucopian

01:05:15.340 --> 01:05:17.880
the whole time. It's the bear and stained bears.

01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:22.719
So we're talking Mandela effect here? Yeah. I

01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:30.699
feel like that's a stretch. No, of course. Yeah,

01:05:30.699 --> 01:05:34.599
sure. My daughter's theory, she was wondering

01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:37.099
if you were thinking of the bubble scene that

01:05:37.099 --> 01:05:41.360
we haven't discussed yet where Pistachio is on

01:05:41.360 --> 01:05:45.510
the roof. he's kind of like at the end of his

01:05:45.510 --> 01:05:49.090
rope jennifer's kind of ticked at him um he hasn't

01:05:49.090 --> 01:05:52.630
had any luck in the investigation so far so he

01:05:52.630 --> 01:05:55.090
pulls out again the holy hand grenade of antioch

01:05:55.090 --> 01:05:58.690
from his nest his nest in a box because that

01:05:58.690 --> 01:06:01.389
was a pre -recorded message which was a pre -recorded

01:06:01.389 --> 01:06:05.349
message then talk to him because at that point

01:06:05.349 --> 01:06:08.230
the dog does come up and bite him barney comes

01:06:08.230 --> 01:06:11.230
out And the grandpa's there talking about having

01:06:11.230 --> 01:06:13.210
watched him. But the grandpa's in the bubble.

01:06:14.010 --> 01:06:17.030
Yeah. Are you talking about how he reveals in

01:06:17.030 --> 01:06:20.570
the bubble that he was him? No, when he's in

01:06:20.570 --> 01:06:22.530
the bubble, he talks about how he's been watching

01:06:22.530 --> 01:06:25.550
and tracking Pistachio his whole life. He could

01:06:25.550 --> 01:06:29.949
have merged the two scenes into one. Like I said,

01:06:30.030 --> 01:06:33.389
it's just two theories. Or you just really wanted

01:06:33.389 --> 01:06:36.190
it to happen, so you just imagined it. I really

01:06:36.190 --> 01:06:39.130
feel like this happened. It's a sleepover, so

01:06:39.130 --> 01:06:43.630
you had too many hot pockets. You're exhausted.

01:06:43.989 --> 01:06:48.809
You're all doped up on Mountain Dew. Stuff happens,

01:06:48.989 --> 01:06:55.269
man. Maybe. God, I hope not. I hope I'm not this

01:06:55.269 --> 01:07:01.159
crazy. Also, this movie is so buck wild. If someone

01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:03.719
left you a message or emailed you later and says

01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:06.539
that they have a DVD with that on there and it

01:07:06.539 --> 01:07:09.880
was edited to fit on the Tubi platform where

01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:12.679
I watched it, I would not be surprised. Because

01:07:12.679 --> 01:07:15.780
you could cut out any random scene in this movie

01:07:15.780 --> 01:07:23.619
and still feel the exact same. I'll get my mom

01:07:23.619 --> 01:07:27.599
to send me my DVD of Master of Skies. Alright,

01:07:27.719 --> 01:07:31.460
fine. I just... I'm not watching it again. It

01:07:31.460 --> 01:07:33.179
sounded like a great scene. I would have loved

01:07:33.179 --> 01:07:36.139
to have seen it. I really feel like that happened.

01:07:36.480 --> 01:07:43.219
Damn. Alright. Okay. Hold on. I just went way

01:07:43.219 --> 01:07:45.860
down the rabbit hole. Okay. Did you find something?

01:07:46.420 --> 01:07:48.780
I found something weird. I'm looking at the trivia

01:07:48.780 --> 01:07:53.300
on IMDB page. Breaking news. No, this is completely...

01:07:53.690 --> 01:07:57.909
unrelated and it's just hysterical. Pistachio's

01:07:57.909 --> 01:08:01.530
big butt fetish was created because the filmmakers

01:08:01.530 --> 01:08:05.349
wanted to push an anti -anorexia statement. What?

01:08:08.449 --> 01:08:12.570
I wish you could see my jaw on the ground. Wow.

01:08:14.809 --> 01:08:17.750
What? Did Delta Dental make them do that so they

01:08:17.750 --> 01:08:21.930
could use your name? Maybe, but that's hysterical.

01:08:22.029 --> 01:08:26.699
Wow. Okay. Do you think they came up with that

01:08:26.699 --> 01:08:28.500
afterwards? Like someone was critical? Y 'all

01:08:28.500 --> 01:08:31.399
talk about butts too much. No, we want to fight

01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:33.960
eating disorders. That could be. Everyone's on

01:08:33.960 --> 01:08:36.859
that side. Yeah. No one will get mad at you for

01:08:36.859 --> 01:08:40.779
that. No. Oh my God. That's amazing. I want,

01:08:40.840 --> 01:08:45.479
all right. I want to figure this out. Devlin

01:08:45.479 --> 01:08:48.979
Bowman's fart sound were also Dana Carvey blowing

01:08:48.979 --> 01:08:52.840
raspberries into a microphone. Wow. All right.

01:08:52.899 --> 01:08:54.800
Even though they sounded the same, apparently

01:08:54.800 --> 01:08:58.220
they were different. Oh, he's consistent, I guess.

01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:01.840
Yeah, can't fault the man for that. No. This

01:09:01.840 --> 01:09:05.680
was also released one week after Mike Myers,

01:09:05.899 --> 01:09:13.079
Austin Powers, and Goldmember. Yeah. Okay, sorry.

01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:17.279
Save Jennifer, Fault in Ninjas. Yes. Gets his

01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:20.329
dad out. Of the glass cage where he's being sold

01:09:20.329 --> 01:09:24.829
on Black Mark eBay. Yes. And we've been told

01:09:24.829 --> 01:09:29.310
he has a mask of Devlin Bowman's. Black Mark

01:09:29.310 --> 01:09:32.050
eBay. He's being turned into Devlin Bowman. Right.

01:09:32.109 --> 01:09:34.970
You're right. But he's had a mask super glued

01:09:34.970 --> 01:09:39.210
to his face. Yes. And now has gone so deep into

01:09:39.210 --> 01:09:41.810
playing the character. He believes he is Bowman.

01:09:41.810 --> 01:09:46.289
So deep into what? The character. Energico. Oh,

01:09:46.289 --> 01:09:51.579
my God. the dark side of the energy just like

01:09:51.579 --> 01:09:55.760
star wars he even says that doesn't he how could

01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:59.359
you get this wrong oh my god i think i i was

01:09:59.359 --> 01:10:04.100
fully fully like depersonalized and into like

01:10:04.100 --> 01:10:08.220
derealization at this point just yeah gotta get

01:10:08.220 --> 01:10:15.430
through the next 20 minutes Gets engaged. Oh,

01:10:15.529 --> 01:10:17.890
no, we can't skip over the fight. He's fighting

01:10:17.890 --> 01:10:21.329
his dad. He's fighting his dad. Finally gets

01:10:21.329 --> 01:10:24.069
him out of it. To remove the mask, he just shakes

01:10:24.069 --> 01:10:29.090
his head a couple times. Yes. This did not make

01:10:29.090 --> 01:10:31.810
sense as a kid either. No. Doesn't make sense

01:10:31.810 --> 01:10:36.250
as a 40 -year -old man. Wait, you're that old?

01:10:36.670 --> 01:10:41.390
Yeah, shut up. I've gone 40 years without seeing

01:10:41.390 --> 01:10:44.510
this movie, but here we are. You did it. I believe

01:10:44.510 --> 01:10:47.590
in you. Yeah, he just takes off his face and

01:10:47.590 --> 01:10:49.689
it just happens to disappear even though it's

01:10:49.689 --> 01:10:51.869
super glued. It's crazy glued onto his face.

01:10:52.390 --> 01:10:55.829
But Devlin Bowman has also escaped with the Constitution.

01:10:56.470 --> 01:11:00.369
Yes. It's an interesting thing to take, by the

01:11:00.369 --> 01:11:03.930
way. And everything you could have. I mean, it's

01:11:03.930 --> 01:11:05.689
the thing you could have pocketed, though. Like,

01:11:05.689 --> 01:11:09.869
you're not taking the Liberty Bell. He's a little

01:11:09.869 --> 01:11:14.930
magic. Disguised as something else. What if he

01:11:14.930 --> 01:11:19.449
did? That's the Lunar Lander. The U .S. Constitution

01:11:19.449 --> 01:11:22.369
might not be the U .S. Constitution. Does he

01:11:22.369 --> 01:11:24.250
ask Jennifer to marry him right then and there

01:11:24.250 --> 01:11:26.470
or is it a little bit later? No, it's literally

01:11:26.470 --> 01:11:31.289
just a throwaway line. Yeah. Because then, smash

01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:36.770
cut. Yeah. We're in Costa Rica now. Beautiful.

01:11:38.989 --> 01:11:41.470
lovely what is that like a sandals resort maybe

01:11:41.470 --> 01:11:46.369
it's probably definitely yeah yeah where uh where

01:11:46.369 --> 01:11:48.489
devlin bowman's hanging with his constitution

01:11:48.489 --> 01:11:51.829
what's the constitution by the pool yeah hey

01:11:51.829 --> 01:11:54.789
i wouldn't trust to put that in the in the little

01:11:54.789 --> 01:11:59.569
um the lockbox like either yeah yeah i'm keeping

01:11:59.569 --> 01:12:02.550
that with me take it with me poolside with the

01:12:02.550 --> 01:12:07.210
constitution and a drink sounds good to me Just

01:12:07.210 --> 01:12:09.090
because I was overthinking it. Is Costa Rica

01:12:09.090 --> 01:12:12.630
a non -extradition country? I honestly couldn't

01:12:12.630 --> 01:12:14.729
tell you. We don't need to look this up. I was

01:12:14.729 --> 01:12:18.909
just curious if anybody knew. No. I don't think

01:12:18.909 --> 01:12:21.409
they thought about it either. Yeah, right. This

01:12:21.409 --> 01:12:24.550
was the Costa Rica tourism video. Presidents

01:12:24.550 --> 01:12:28.569
just show up. Yeah. George W. Bush. He's like,

01:12:28.630 --> 01:12:31.350
I could do it as a person of his dad. Might as

01:12:31.350 --> 01:12:37.659
well do one at W, too. Yeah. That happens. Shows

01:12:37.659 --> 01:12:40.720
up for the Constitution. And kicks him into a

01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:44.859
pool. Yeah. Where he farts again. Yes. The last

01:12:44.859 --> 01:12:51.340
part of the movie. Huge fart. And yeah. I also

01:12:51.340 --> 01:12:54.659
love that he like snaps again to get like his

01:12:54.659 --> 01:12:56.920
security guards and his security guards are the

01:12:56.920 --> 01:13:00.680
grandfather and the father. There was definitely

01:13:00.680 --> 01:13:03.100
a page in the pop -up book that said he needed

01:13:03.100 --> 01:13:09.220
to do it on his own. i do love that the pop -up

01:13:09.220 --> 01:13:11.260
book said he needs to do it on his own so grandpa's

01:13:11.260 --> 01:13:13.140
just not going to be in the movie except for

01:13:13.140 --> 01:13:19.300
just randomly and then i was like yay the movie's

01:13:19.300 --> 01:13:23.039
over and then the credits happen and you have

01:13:23.039 --> 01:13:25.659
to stay for the credits for like another 15 minutes

01:13:25.659 --> 01:13:30.439
i'm so happy you made me watch the credits well

01:13:30.439 --> 01:13:32.500
and that's that's also goes back to my theory

01:13:32.500 --> 01:13:34.539
because there's the part where the grandpa's

01:13:34.539 --> 01:13:36.920
voice is through the dog that says no more dog

01:13:36.920 --> 01:13:41.199
food yeah turtle turtle i really i i feel like

01:13:41.199 --> 01:13:45.000
i didn't make this up it must have existed at

01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:47.159
some point much like his character from the toy

01:13:47.159 --> 01:13:49.859
fair that we didn't see in the movie yeah right

01:13:49.859 --> 01:13:52.699
i mean there was whole like he's wearing a costume

01:13:52.699 --> 01:13:55.699
she's wearing a costume the sets yep how much

01:13:55.699 --> 01:13:59.359
footage do you think they cut At least three

01:13:59.359 --> 01:14:03.720
weeks worth. Yeah. Because there was, I mean,

01:14:03.739 --> 01:14:06.140
there were scenes, like full scenes that we didn't

01:14:06.140 --> 01:14:09.960
even see. Like extras, you know. It looked like

01:14:09.960 --> 01:14:13.220
they filmed like a whole other part of the movie.

01:14:13.460 --> 01:14:17.760
Yeah. I think that gives, my question is, my

01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:19.399
little question in the notes I'm looking at,

01:14:19.500 --> 01:14:22.279
why does Kenan Thompson have a featured credit?

01:14:22.720 --> 01:14:25.539
Like he's before the. He's, like, in the top

01:14:25.539 --> 01:14:27.600
five, which I would consider, like, the featured

01:14:27.600 --> 01:14:30.340
actors. He's, like, right after the mom. Yep.

01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:33.859
And before Jennifer Esposito, I think. Yep. Or

01:14:33.859 --> 01:14:35.880
maybe it's the kid that plays Barney. So, like,

01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:38.979
did he have a whole thing, maybe, that got cut?

01:14:39.359 --> 01:14:43.159
It's possible. Because he shouldn't be there

01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:47.300
for his, like, two -second scene he was in. Yeah,

01:14:47.380 --> 01:14:49.960
I don't know. I don't know. I put that under,

01:14:50.020 --> 01:14:56.449
like, the thanks for showing up section. Isn't

01:14:56.449 --> 01:15:01.369
that wild? We're also getting a series of more

01:15:01.369 --> 01:15:06.090
scenes of his character impressions. Including

01:15:06.090 --> 01:15:10.170
the brown face. Because once wasn't enough. We

01:15:10.170 --> 01:15:12.270
get that like three more times during the credits.

01:15:13.529 --> 01:15:16.630
He's made a sweater for the cobra now. Yes, he

01:15:16.630 --> 01:15:19.010
has made a sweater for the cobra. He has a whole

01:15:19.010 --> 01:15:21.130
different character that we never saw at the

01:15:21.130 --> 01:15:26.109
toy and game thing. i honestly think is a better

01:15:26.109 --> 01:15:28.710
character than gammy num num was oh absolutely

01:15:28.710 --> 01:15:32.670
hands down yeah he's at least something yeah

01:15:32.670 --> 01:15:36.770
he had an over sexualized grandma i'll be the

01:15:36.770 --> 01:15:41.270
malcolm in your middle did you catch the olsen

01:15:41.270 --> 01:15:43.489
twins joke did either one of you catch that so

01:15:43.489 --> 01:15:46.369
that was yeah that was part of the so kevin nealon

01:15:46.369 --> 01:15:50.310
as part of black mark ebay yeah uh said wait

01:15:50.310 --> 01:15:52.090
he can turn into anybody can you change into

01:15:52.090 --> 01:15:55.630
britney spears yeah And like Devlin Bowman goes,

01:15:55.770 --> 01:15:59.369
oh. And then he goes, can you change it to the

01:15:59.369 --> 01:16:02.310
Olsen twins? That was the one that I was like.

01:16:03.689 --> 01:16:07.529
How old were the Olsen twins in 2002? Yeah. I

01:16:07.529 --> 01:16:10.510
don't think they were legal. No. I don't know

01:16:10.510 --> 01:16:13.949
exact age, but. I mean, when Full House ended,

01:16:14.090 --> 01:16:16.449
it was, I mean, they were probably what, like

01:16:16.449 --> 01:16:25.250
seven, maybe. They were 16. Oh. That's not funny.

01:16:25.430 --> 01:16:29.430
They were born in 1986. That's not okay. That

01:16:29.430 --> 01:16:38.470
is not okay. That's rough. Yeah. Wow. Also, AI

01:16:38.470 --> 01:16:40.850
on Google says the cuteness was not the grandfather.

01:16:41.489 --> 01:16:44.569
I must have made this up then, I guess. I don't

01:16:44.569 --> 01:16:47.989
know if I trust AI, though. That's true. But

01:16:47.989 --> 01:16:51.510
are we trusting Mike's brain? that's the thing

01:16:51.510 --> 01:16:55.810
you just shouldn't trust my brain either um can

01:16:55.810 --> 01:16:57.890
i share my favorite fact about turtle club now

01:16:57.890 --> 01:16:59.829
that we're getting to the end and i just made

01:16:59.829 --> 01:17:02.130
a reference to the alton twins being 16 and kevin

01:17:02.130 --> 01:17:05.609
nealon thinking they're hot yep turtle club scene

01:17:05.609 --> 01:17:10.640
filmed on september 11 2001 false No, there's

01:17:10.640 --> 01:17:12.140
a quote from him. He said, I'm dressed as the

01:17:12.140 --> 01:17:14.619
turtle man. I'm holding hands, lowering my head

01:17:14.619 --> 01:17:16.180
and praying. And I just thought at that moment,

01:17:16.239 --> 01:17:20.159
this is very, very strange. So it wasn't. No,

01:17:20.260 --> 01:17:22.460
no, no. So that's the thing. I just saw this

01:17:22.460 --> 01:17:27.279
on the IMDB trivia. You're a liar. You're a liar.

01:17:28.100 --> 01:17:30.199
Grandpa's the dog guy. You're a dirty, rotten

01:17:30.199 --> 01:17:35.180
liar. So. Guys, we're all friends here. I know.

01:17:36.300 --> 01:17:39.199
We're not turtley enough for this. The turtle

01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:42.659
club. Okay, so for years, there's been a rumor

01:17:42.659 --> 01:17:44.439
that the scene at the Turtle Club happened to

01:17:44.439 --> 01:17:47.300
be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of

01:17:47.300 --> 01:17:49.300
the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast

01:17:49.300 --> 01:17:51.119
and crew observed a moment of silence with Dana

01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:53.640
Carvey already in the turtle costume. This is

01:17:53.640 --> 01:17:56.560
not entirely correct. What actually happened

01:17:56.560 --> 01:17:58.720
was that the film didn't even begin production

01:17:58.720 --> 01:18:03.380
until September 24, 2001. The Turtle Club scene

01:18:03.380 --> 01:18:05.939
was the first scene they shot. Everyone felt

01:18:05.939 --> 01:18:08.119
weird to make such a silly movie after such a

01:18:08.119 --> 01:18:10.649
terrible tragedy. Right before they filmed, director

01:18:10.649 --> 01:18:12.770
Perry Blake gave a heartfelt speech to the cast

01:18:12.770 --> 01:18:14.869
and crew, and there was a moment of silence,

01:18:15.029 --> 01:18:17.850
including Dana in costume, and then Blake called

01:18:17.850 --> 01:18:21.689
action. So that's, the quote is accurate. So

01:18:21.689 --> 01:18:24.930
it was filmed a little bit after. Yes. I think

01:18:24.930 --> 01:18:27.810
that makes it worse. Pretty close, though, still.

01:18:27.869 --> 01:18:31.729
September 24th is only 13 days. Yeah. And people

01:18:31.729 --> 01:18:33.810
were, like, probably, I don't know if all of

01:18:33.810 --> 01:18:36.350
them were located in where California is where

01:18:36.350 --> 01:18:39.760
they shot. Probably. Like, people got to travel.

01:18:40.220 --> 01:18:43.199
Well, I mean, half these people were on SNL for

01:18:43.199 --> 01:18:45.640
however long in New York. Yeah. So they still

01:18:45.640 --> 01:18:48.180
have some kind of love for it. I mean, there

01:18:48.180 --> 01:18:51.680
are probably no people. Right. Like, families

01:18:51.680 --> 01:18:55.899
of people and whatnot. So my favorite fact about

01:18:55.899 --> 01:18:58.720
the movie is a lie. Yes. So there's nothing I

01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:00.779
liked about the movie anymore. Yes, you're a

01:19:00.779 --> 01:19:03.600
dirty, rotten liar, and this movie sucks. Yeah.

01:19:04.140 --> 01:19:07.060
Yeah. I hope you know, Amber. I'm calling him

01:19:07.060 --> 01:19:09.239
a dirty, rotten liar because I love him. Oh,

01:19:09.260 --> 01:19:12.319
I know. I know. There was never any animosity.

01:19:12.899 --> 01:19:21.460
Never. $43 ,411 ,000. That is gross worldwide.

01:19:21.720 --> 01:19:25.420
All right. $43 ,411 ,000. And what was the budget?

01:19:25.619 --> 01:19:28.260
Sorry, $16 ,000 ,000. $16 ,000 ,000 is the estimate.

01:19:28.560 --> 01:19:32.680
Okay. I mean, it's not a huge profit. It's a

01:19:32.680 --> 01:19:36.050
profit. No, but it's something. I wonder if they,

01:19:36.189 --> 01:19:39.470
cause we don't see probably on that number, like

01:19:39.470 --> 01:19:42.289
promotions and stuff. And since it came out two

01:19:42.289 --> 01:19:45.170
weeks after gold member, they probably tried

01:19:45.170 --> 01:19:48.050
to, because Mike Myers and him had a little rivalry.

01:19:48.229 --> 01:19:50.430
Yeah. Probably tried to promote it a little more.

01:19:50.689 --> 01:19:54.090
Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I just, this

01:19:54.090 --> 01:19:58.090
is thoughts at this point. Well, well, so we

01:19:58.090 --> 01:20:03.510
do a ranking zero to five. Instead of stars,

01:20:03.630 --> 01:20:09.130
we do something specific to the movie. So, Zach,

01:20:09.270 --> 01:20:11.489
because this is your first time seeing the film,

01:20:11.810 --> 01:20:16.010
we're going to go with you first. My initial

01:20:16.010 --> 01:20:17.630
thought, knowing you were going to ask me, was

01:20:17.630 --> 01:20:20.369
to give it a strong Mitchell zero. Strong Mitchell

01:20:20.369 --> 01:20:25.130
zero, okay. Switching to this, I would give it

01:20:25.130 --> 01:20:30.359
three turtles out of 18 turtles. It's not quite

01:20:30.359 --> 01:20:32.520
turtle enough for the Turtle Club, but it's still

01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:35.819
a turtle. Why out of 18? Yeah, what's with 18?

01:20:36.000 --> 01:20:45.020
Who knows? I don't know. Well, out of five, I

01:20:45.020 --> 01:20:54.100
think I would give it 0 .5 disguises out of five.

01:20:54.380 --> 01:21:00.319
I give it 0 .5 because of, you know, I think

01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:03.239
Zach said this earlier. They made a movie. It

01:21:03.239 --> 01:21:06.640
exists. That is the definition of the Mitchell

01:21:06.640 --> 01:21:11.159
Zero. So the Mitchell Zero is a .5 out of 5 because

01:21:11.159 --> 01:21:13.539
they made a movie. So it's technically a zero,

01:21:13.680 --> 01:21:15.539
but it's the Mitchell Zero because they did work.

01:21:15.779 --> 01:21:19.560
It exists. It's there. And the Turtle Club. Maybe

01:21:19.560 --> 01:21:25.520
I'll give it a .7. Not a 1. It's definitely not

01:21:25.520 --> 01:21:30.260
a 1. But it's there. I'm laying on that fence

01:21:30.260 --> 01:21:32.520
of the Mitchell Zero. I got it as a .5 out of

01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:38.039
5. I'm going to give it a .5 out of 5. Tiny Wieners

01:21:38.039 --> 01:21:48.859
and Little Nuts. They made a movie, yes. I laughed

01:21:48.859 --> 01:21:53.079
at parts. I will say I laughed at parts. Not

01:21:53.079 --> 01:21:56.420
a lot. Not as much as I did as a kid. I probably

01:21:56.420 --> 01:21:58.439
laughed every time there was a fart. I probably

01:21:58.439 --> 01:22:00.119
laughed every time they talked about a butt.

01:22:01.560 --> 01:22:05.000
This time I didn't laugh as much for sure, but

01:22:05.000 --> 01:22:07.399
there was some parts that caught me where I was

01:22:07.399 --> 01:22:10.039
like, okay, that was pretty funny. I don't have

01:22:10.039 --> 01:22:14.819
it. Was it laughing out of just being uncomfortable?

01:22:15.300 --> 01:22:18.539
I think, I mean, there was a lot of that. Don't

01:22:18.539 --> 01:22:22.979
get me wrong. There was definitely a line that

01:22:22.979 --> 01:22:27.250
was a great line that made me laugh. Was it Krabby

01:22:27.250 --> 01:22:31.270
Cakes? That was pretty good. I don't think that

01:22:31.270 --> 01:22:35.630
was it, but that was pretty good. I can't even

01:22:35.630 --> 01:22:39.750
find it. I don't have it written down even. Krabby

01:22:39.750 --> 01:22:41.710
Cakes was probably pretty good. That was up there.

01:22:42.829 --> 01:22:46.189
But yeah, there was a line or two that caught

01:22:46.189 --> 01:22:48.529
me off guard that I laughed at. So I will give

01:22:48.529 --> 01:22:52.430
it a .5 out of 5. Solid. Any last questions about

01:22:52.430 --> 01:22:55.640
the movie? Why does he have an Italian accent?

01:22:56.479 --> 01:22:59.819
Because he's a disguise -y. But no one else in

01:22:59.819 --> 01:23:03.199
his family does. That is pretty funny, actually.

01:23:03.340 --> 01:23:06.399
I would have been okay with it if the mom did.

01:23:06.699 --> 01:23:09.399
The mom didn't. She has a southern accent as

01:23:09.399 --> 01:23:13.020
well. The generic, like, Oh dear, I want to make

01:23:13.020 --> 01:23:16.699
you a pie. Yeah. Amber, what were you saying?

01:23:16.720 --> 01:23:21.100
Sorry. If this was filmed in New York, nobody

01:23:21.100 --> 01:23:25.170
else. Right. There's not a single person. You're

01:23:25.170 --> 01:23:28.649
exactly right. Yeah. The only one who was Sophia,

01:23:28.869 --> 01:23:32.770
I think. Yes. Sophia was like the, she was Janice

01:23:32.770 --> 01:23:35.609
for friends. Yeah. Yeah. I called, I would have

01:23:35.609 --> 01:23:37.829
called hers more of a Jersey accent. Probably.

01:23:37.930 --> 01:23:40.329
Yeah. That's what I guess made me think it was

01:23:40.329 --> 01:23:43.850
New York that they were set in. Yeah. But it

01:23:43.850 --> 01:23:47.329
makes sense. Yeah. But pistachio. Pistachio.

01:23:47.470 --> 01:23:49.489
Pistachio definitely did. And his dad did not

01:23:49.489 --> 01:23:53.140
know. um and i would have been okay with it i

01:23:53.140 --> 01:23:57.279
think okay with it if his mom did but that again

01:23:57.279 --> 01:23:59.619
that's me stretching the level it was all it

01:23:59.619 --> 01:24:05.079
was all of mama's cannolis i love how he's on

01:24:05.079 --> 01:24:06.859
the phone with the police and he's just like

01:24:06.859 --> 01:24:08.800
i'm just here with mama's cannoli and they go

01:24:08.800 --> 01:24:12.819
don't ever call back that may have been the line

01:24:12.819 --> 01:24:18.720
that got me that's yeah man but yeah Yeah, this

01:24:18.720 --> 01:24:21.119
was a movie that existed that brought a lot of

01:24:21.119 --> 01:24:28.020
joy. It did. Yeah. This is why I have a list

01:24:28.020 --> 01:24:31.840
of movies I grew up with that I should probably

01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:36.199
never see. Yeah. Is there a movie on your list

01:24:36.199 --> 01:24:39.500
that you know you loved as a kid that you just

01:24:39.500 --> 01:24:42.239
do not want to put? Like you don't put again

01:24:42.239 --> 01:24:45.840
as an adult. I've got like three off the top

01:24:45.840 --> 01:24:49.109
of my head. The We're Back, the dinosaur one.

01:24:50.170 --> 01:24:52.390
And then the two Flintstones movies, the two

01:24:52.390 --> 01:24:55.010
live action Flintstone movies. The only ones

01:24:55.010 --> 01:24:57.930
I could think of are for vastly different reasons

01:24:57.930 --> 01:25:01.189
than what I think you just meant. And it's Secret

01:25:01.189 --> 01:25:07.670
Garden. Okay. Never Ending Story. Yep. And My

01:25:07.670 --> 01:25:10.970
Girl. Oh, My Girl. You can't see it with those

01:25:10.970 --> 01:25:16.380
glasses. Oh, my God. I think the only one that

01:25:16.380 --> 01:25:23.520
I can think of is Shorts. Shorts? Yeah. The only

01:25:23.520 --> 01:25:25.479
thing I remember from the movie is the Rainbow

01:25:25.479 --> 01:25:29.500
Rock. And that's it. I never saw Shorts. And

01:25:29.500 --> 01:25:33.760
you don't need to. I'll put it on the list. 30

01:25:33.760 --> 01:25:36.439
on Rotten Tomatoes. I will put it on the list.

01:25:36.760 --> 01:25:39.239
Mine were all great movies, just kids dying.

01:25:39.910 --> 01:25:42.350
Oh, that. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't want to

01:25:42.350 --> 01:25:44.649
see that either. I mean, all right, then don't

01:25:44.649 --> 01:25:48.229
watch Hardball. Hardball was one of my favorites,

01:25:48.329 --> 01:25:54.109
and don't do that. Was Shorts 2009? Yeah. 46

01:25:54.109 --> 01:25:59.210
critics. Yeah, I saw it in theaters, and I don't

01:25:59.210 --> 01:26:01.689
remember anything about the movie except that

01:26:01.689 --> 01:26:05.189
there's a rainbow rock somewhere in there, and

01:26:05.189 --> 01:26:08.420
that's it. I couldn't tell you who, what, when,

01:26:08.640 --> 01:26:14.920
where, why. But you'll find out. 2009. Yeah.

01:26:15.340 --> 01:26:20.739
I was in college. Dear God. I don't know. That's

01:26:20.739 --> 01:26:25.390
my blood sport. Where's that fall? Bloodsport,

01:26:25.489 --> 01:26:27.590
I wouldn't say is a kids movie, but I mean, yeah,

01:26:27.689 --> 01:26:30.050
probably not. Anytime it was on USA Network,

01:26:30.250 --> 01:26:32.670
we would stop and watch it. Yeah, Bloodsport's

01:26:32.670 --> 01:26:37.270
great for exactly that reason. It's right there

01:26:37.270 --> 01:26:39.210
with Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat Annihilation.

01:26:39.470 --> 01:26:41.970
Mortal Kombat Annihilation. I am a defender.

01:26:42.210 --> 01:26:45.050
It's a 74 % critic score for Bloodsport, by the

01:26:45.050 --> 01:26:48.670
way. That's crazy. Hey, you know what you should

01:26:48.670 --> 01:26:51.649
watch on here? You should watch a Barbie movie.

01:26:54.350 --> 01:26:58.930
Specifically, Barbie Fairy Topia. Barbie Fairy

01:26:58.930 --> 01:27:04.289
Topia. Or the 12 Dancing Princesses. So, I actually

01:27:04.289 --> 01:27:07.189
think I have seen the 12 Dancing Princesses.

01:27:07.310 --> 01:27:10.229
Barbie Fairy Topia does not count. 58 % critic

01:27:10.229 --> 01:27:11.989
score. I mean, don't get me wrong, they're great

01:27:11.989 --> 01:27:15.970
movies. Mermadia. I'm just saying, I don't think

01:27:15.970 --> 01:27:20.489
I can. Magic of the Rainbow? Like, what? 65 %?

01:27:20.510 --> 01:27:24.600
There's like 50 of them. Okay. Okay. One of them's

01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:26.560
got to be low enough. Okay. I'm going to find

01:27:26.560 --> 01:27:28.279
one. I'm going to find one. It looks like it's

01:27:28.279 --> 01:27:30.560
the same voice actress, so I can go off of her

01:27:30.560 --> 01:27:32.739
page and find her lowest rated. Anything with

01:27:32.739 --> 01:27:36.119
dibble in it? Yeah. Okay. Pretty good. Okay.

01:27:36.939 --> 01:27:38.600
You made me think of another one, by the way.

01:27:38.680 --> 01:27:41.659
Holes. Yeah. I don't want to go back and watch

01:27:41.659 --> 01:27:44.399
Holes. No. Because I just know it's probably

01:27:44.399 --> 01:27:49.439
not great. That's 78 % and 76%. So maybe it's

01:27:49.439 --> 01:27:51.520
better than I remember, but I feel like it's

01:27:51.520 --> 01:27:53.640
going to be bad. We did watch it with the kids

01:27:53.640 --> 01:27:58.159
recently. It holds up. Was it okay? Yeah, yeah.

01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:00.680
Mac and Me, does that count? I watched that a

01:28:00.680 --> 01:28:03.420
lot as a kid. Mac and Me does count. What about

01:28:03.420 --> 01:28:06.020
college movies? You've done Evil Bong, right?

01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:08.739
I have not done Evil Bong because Evil Bong is

01:28:08.739 --> 01:28:11.079
too highly rated. What are you guys watching?

01:28:12.939 --> 01:28:15.960
When I was in college, I had a Hollywood Videos

01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:18.920
membership. Oh no, 38%. Tommy Chong's in it.

01:28:19.949 --> 01:28:23.229
I had a Hollywood movies like card and it was

01:28:23.229 --> 01:28:25.430
unlimited movies. And eventually you run out

01:28:25.430 --> 01:28:27.270
of good movies. So you just like go on through

01:28:27.270 --> 01:28:30.409
the horror section and you know, there's always

01:28:30.409 --> 01:28:32.750
something in the horror section that is just

01:28:32.750 --> 01:28:37.930
trash. I mean, I just watched again, I'm, I'm

01:28:37.930 --> 01:28:39.710
spoiling the fact when we're recording this,

01:28:39.789 --> 01:28:43.390
I just watched Aqua slash with two swords in

01:28:43.390 --> 01:28:47.829
a fucking water slide. How long was that movie

01:28:47.829 --> 01:28:50.460
runtime by the way? One hour and 11 minutes.

01:28:50.520 --> 01:28:54.439
And it was a perfect, crisp one hour, 11 minutes.

01:28:54.840 --> 01:28:57.939
It was exactly what I wanted. It was not good.

01:28:58.140 --> 01:29:02.939
Yeah. I will not say it was, but it was fun to

01:29:02.939 --> 01:29:08.479
talk about, honestly. So, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I

01:29:08.479 --> 01:29:11.600
could talk to you guys all night, honestly. You

01:29:11.600 --> 01:29:13.539
guys need to come on another episode. I know

01:29:13.539 --> 01:29:17.239
Zach is scheduled for a couple more. uh amber

01:29:17.239 --> 01:29:19.020
you need to come on for a couple more i think

01:29:19.020 --> 01:29:22.039
i have you on for one more too maybe if you do

01:29:22.039 --> 01:29:27.100
barbie i'm in okay any barbie movie i will talk

01:29:27.100 --> 01:29:30.060
about that for hours okay all right we'll see

01:29:30.060 --> 01:29:32.680
i i might i might be able to squeeze one in uh

01:29:32.680 --> 01:29:38.159
my schedule is not set in stone so yeah uh especially

01:29:38.159 --> 01:29:40.279
i'm looking at september 1st and what i have

01:29:40.279 --> 01:29:42.930
scheduled there and I don't need to do that one.

01:29:42.989 --> 01:29:45.069
I can definitely, especially with one of the

01:29:45.069 --> 01:29:49.409
people in it. But yeah. So, hey, thank you guys

01:29:49.409 --> 01:29:52.630
for jumping on. I appreciate you. Thanks for

01:29:52.630 --> 01:29:55.789
having us. Yeah, thanks. This was fun. I love

01:29:55.789 --> 01:29:58.569
talking about my childhood favorite movie that

01:29:58.569 --> 01:30:02.310
was not a good movie. It was rough. Not going

01:30:02.310 --> 01:30:05.869
to lie. I could not watch that again. No, I don't

01:30:05.869 --> 01:30:09.829
think I could either. Yeah. I'm sad because I

01:30:09.829 --> 01:30:13.479
wanted it to be better. but yeah but we'll still

01:30:13.479 --> 01:30:17.140
quote the quotable things yeah i will say uh

01:30:17.140 --> 01:30:20.979
nine -year -old mike or whatever no wait so i

01:30:20.979 --> 01:30:25.159
was 11 11 year old mike still loves this movie

01:30:25.159 --> 01:30:31.460
yeah 34 year old mike i don't have enough booze

01:30:31.460 --> 01:30:37.710
no no yeah nine -year -old me loved it I wasn't

01:30:37.710 --> 01:30:39.949
nine when it came out, but nine year old me when

01:30:39.949 --> 01:30:44.729
I discovered the movie. Loved it. And you know,

01:30:44.850 --> 01:30:50.329
me now, I love it in a not good way. I love it

01:30:50.329 --> 01:30:53.649
that I don't have to watch it again. I will say

01:30:53.649 --> 01:30:55.489
it falls into that category. It's not the worst

01:30:55.489 --> 01:30:59.109
thing I've seen, but it's definitely not going

01:30:59.109 --> 01:31:00.789
to happen again. It's definitely in the middle

01:31:00.789 --> 01:31:04.829
ground for best or worst bad movies. It's there.

01:31:05.090 --> 01:31:11.319
It's there. It's a movie that exists. Thank you

01:31:11.319 --> 01:31:13.420
guys for joining in. I've been your host, Mike.

01:31:13.560 --> 01:31:20.279
I've been joined by Amber Pistachio and Slapdummyman.

01:31:21.300 --> 01:31:25.520
Thank you guys for tuning in for the Game for

01:31:25.520 --> 01:31:27.420
a Movie podcast where we ask, are you game for

01:31:27.420 --> 01:31:29.960
a movie? We'll see you next time. Bye. Who's

01:31:29.960 --> 01:31:30.819
your daddy? Bye.