WEBVTT 00:00:01.710 --> 00:00:03.129 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:03.129 --> 00:00:05.429 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:05.429 --> 00:00:07.429 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I will 00:00:07.429 --> 00:00:10.869 be your host this evening. I have probably the 00:00:10.869 --> 00:00:16.629 worst movie of 2025 so far ever completed. And 00:00:16.629 --> 00:00:20.070 a lot of you, I've been pushing this off. This 00:00:20.070 --> 00:00:22.030 came out a week ago and I knew it was going to 00:00:22.030 --> 00:00:25.250 be bad. I wish I would have done it sooner because 00:00:25.250 --> 00:00:27.570 now I'm like the last one to do a report on it. 00:00:27.609 --> 00:00:29.710 But you know, that's just the way things are. 00:00:30.170 --> 00:00:34.990 I am covering War of the Worlds from 2025. First, 00:00:35.170 --> 00:00:36.990 we are going to talk about what we are drinking. 00:00:37.590 --> 00:00:40.329 Today, I've got from Founders, it is the All 00:00:40.329 --> 00:00:44.369 Day West Coast IPA. I accidentally got the mix 00:00:44.369 --> 00:00:48.509 and match pack of the All Day IPAs, and it actually 00:00:48.509 --> 00:00:51.409 isn't that bad. I was hoping for just the All 00:00:51.409 --> 00:00:54.770 Day IPA. West Coast, pretty good. There's a grapefruit 00:00:54.770 --> 00:00:56.810 one in there that wasn't bad, and then there's 00:00:56.810 --> 00:00:59.070 a lemon -lime one. That one's a little iffy. 00:00:59.520 --> 00:01:02.700 But overall, this is a fine pack of beer. Not 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:06.019 too upset about drinking this right now. Okay, 00:01:06.099 --> 00:01:07.920 I wanted to get that out of the way early because 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:13.200 this movie's terrible and really bad. And I want 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:16.819 to save you from yourself for no reason whatsoever 00:01:16.819 --> 00:01:19.840 should you watch this movie. However, I'm going 00:01:19.840 --> 00:01:22.379 to talk about all of it so you don't have to 00:01:22.379 --> 00:01:26.019 watch it. So I hope you guys enjoy the fact that 00:01:26.019 --> 00:01:28.239 I'm going to talk about... Definitely the worst 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:30.859 movie of 2025 so far. I can't think of a single 00:01:30.859 --> 00:01:35.519 one that is worse. It is just trash. So we're 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:37.900 the world's 2025. We've got Ice Cube. We've got 00:01:37.900 --> 00:01:40.739 Eva Longoria. We've got Clark Gregg and Michael 00:01:40.739 --> 00:01:43.060 O 'Neill. After that, it definitely goes a little 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:45.819 more downhill. We've got Iman Benson. We've got 00:01:45.819 --> 00:01:48.319 Henry Hunter Hall. And we've got Devin Bostick. 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:50.680 Those are probably the main characters that we're 00:01:50.680 --> 00:01:54.719 going to focus on. Yeah, this movie was directed 00:01:54.719 --> 00:01:59.239 by Rich Lee. Rich Lee is pretty much a visual 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:02.879 effects director. This is the first real movie 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:05.459 that I've seen that he actually directed. A lot 00:02:05.459 --> 00:02:08.099 of what he has done up until this point, directing 00:02:08.099 --> 00:02:11.259 -wise, has been music videos. A lot of Lana Del 00:02:11.259 --> 00:02:15.680 Rey, some Eminem, that kind of stuff. So, yeah. 00:02:17.259 --> 00:02:22.319 Not the best pedigree to start. And then, on 00:02:22.319 --> 00:02:24.539 top of that, we've got the writers for this thing. 00:02:25.039 --> 00:02:28.580 First writer we got is Kenny Gold. He has two 00:02:28.580 --> 00:02:31.819 real projects to his name for writing. And then 00:02:31.819 --> 00:02:34.780 we've got Mark Hyman. Mark Hyman has a little 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:38.740 more pedigree, but not that much. He wrote Osmosis 00:02:38.740 --> 00:02:41.740 Jones, The Perfect Score. He wrote The Meet the 00:02:41.740 --> 00:02:44.439 Fockers. He was a collaborating writer on How 00:02:44.439 --> 00:02:48.900 to Train Your Dragon. That was in 2010, How to 00:02:48.900 --> 00:02:52.439 Train Your Dragon. And after that, yeah, the 00:02:52.439 --> 00:02:55.780 next two projects were Show Dogs. and War of 00:02:55.780 --> 00:02:59.259 the Worlds. So Mark Hyman used to be a pretty 00:02:59.259 --> 00:03:01.379 decent writer that's written a couple of things 00:03:01.379 --> 00:03:03.080 that you may have seen and everything like that. 00:03:03.180 --> 00:03:05.360 I happen to know as a kid I used to love The 00:03:05.360 --> 00:03:09.000 Perfect Score. Yeah, it's gone downhill for him 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:12.699 since. When I first looked at this movie, it 00:03:12.699 --> 00:03:15.439 was a Rotten Tomatoes score of 0 critic score 00:03:15.439 --> 00:03:20.099 and 12 % audience score. This is in the very 00:03:20.099 --> 00:03:23.550 beginning. It is 3 % critic score right this 00:03:23.550 --> 00:03:26.530 second. And because of what I'm going to call 00:03:26.530 --> 00:03:30.689 a few false reviews, it's at 22 % audience score. 00:03:31.069 --> 00:03:33.490 And you know how I know these are false reviews? 00:03:33.789 --> 00:03:37.030 Here is one five -star review I found. This is 00:03:37.030 --> 00:03:39.830 a once -in -a -generation type movie. I laughed. 00:03:39.889 --> 00:03:42.430 I cried. I re -upped my Amazon Prime subscription 00:03:42.430 --> 00:03:45.210 because it's up to all of us to do our part to 00:03:45.210 --> 00:03:49.789 keep America safe from the tripods. That is one 00:03:49.789 --> 00:03:53.250 of the many. I can go into that gave this movie 00:03:53.250 --> 00:03:58.050 five stars. And this is what makes it tough when 00:03:58.050 --> 00:04:00.569 you've got a truly bad stinker on your hands. 00:04:01.030 --> 00:04:03.210 I had the same problem with Madam Web because 00:04:03.210 --> 00:04:06.389 Madam Web is up to like a 53 % audience score, 00:04:06.449 --> 00:04:09.689 even though I know it's terrible. You just don't 00:04:09.689 --> 00:04:11.569 know because there's a lot of people that are 00:04:11.569 --> 00:04:15.930 going to do this prank kind of thing to rate 00:04:15.930 --> 00:04:17.829 it five stars. I don't know what they get from 00:04:17.829 --> 00:04:20.069 it. I think they're just being trolls. Maybe 00:04:20.069 --> 00:04:21.949 they're getting somebody else to watch it because 00:04:21.949 --> 00:04:24.850 they gave it such a high rating. Who knows? But 00:04:24.850 --> 00:04:28.129 a lot of these five -star reviews, you can tell, 00:04:28.149 --> 00:04:30.670 are pretty bad. There was another one that I 00:04:30.670 --> 00:04:33.290 saw a couple days ago that was five stars. Ice 00:04:33.290 --> 00:04:37.910 Cube paid me to release this review. So that's 00:04:37.910 --> 00:04:39.769 the kind of stuff we're dealing with. It's still 00:04:39.769 --> 00:04:44.970 only a 22 % audience score, but it's up from 00:04:44.970 --> 00:04:49.339 12 % when I originally saw this movie. take with 00:04:49.339 --> 00:04:52.819 it what you will so to save you from watching 00:04:52.819 --> 00:04:55.180 it let me go through all of the details of this 00:04:55.180 --> 00:04:58.459 movie we start in uh will radford is our main 00:04:58.459 --> 00:05:01.379 character he is played by ice cube he logs into 00:05:01.379 --> 00:05:04.399 his computer he works for dhs and he logged in 00:05:04.399 --> 00:05:07.160 about like a minute ago and now he can just pick 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:10.079 up access feeds of everything including threat 00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:14.060 levels for big buildings and This automatically 00:05:14.060 --> 00:05:17.040 got me like to a hot start because he sees like 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:18.800 the White House and it's like threat level medium. 00:05:18.920 --> 00:05:21.639 No problem. But then he gets the FBI building 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:24.100 and it's on high alert and he just kind of glosses 00:05:24.100 --> 00:05:29.459 over it. And no big deal. Just meh. It's fine. 00:05:30.379 --> 00:05:36.819 He gets a call from Dr. Dr. Sandra Salas. Dr. 00:05:37.040 --> 00:05:39.839 Sandra Salas works at NASA and is played by Eva 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:43.160 Longoria. And she has sent a bunch of videos 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.600 of like these storms that are happening that 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:48.240 are acting up and basically is like, what do 00:05:48.240 --> 00:05:51.160 you got on this, Will? And he goes, oh, I watch 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:55.339 people, not weather. And one of those people 00:05:55.339 --> 00:05:59.459 that he is watching is a woman named Faith. And 00:05:59.459 --> 00:06:03.300 he also was chasing after a character known as 00:06:03.300 --> 00:06:06.220 the Disruptor. The Disruptor, we see through 00:06:06.220 --> 00:06:08.740 a YouTube video, like a live stream, that he 00:06:08.740 --> 00:06:11.800 is going to reveal the Goliath program data. 00:06:12.500 --> 00:06:14.600 And we don't know what the Goliath program is. 00:06:14.699 --> 00:06:16.860 We just know the Disruptor has it and that Will 00:06:16.860 --> 00:06:21.240 is kind of keeping an eye on it. And so he calls 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:25.379 Faith to see how she's doing. We learn that she 00:06:25.379 --> 00:06:29.980 is pregnant and that she... The reason he calls 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:34.199 her... is because she goes to a coffee shop and 00:06:34.199 --> 00:06:38.519 gets a muffin and he calls her and says a muffin 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:41.339 a muffin really there's hard -boiled eggs like 00:06:41.339 --> 00:06:44.120 right there you could have gotten those and she's 00:06:44.120 --> 00:06:47.600 just like whatever dad it's got calcium i'm fine 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:51.139 and he goes and says no you don't have any calcium 00:06:51.139 --> 00:06:54.279 in your fridge he has a monitor in his fridge 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:57.779 in her fridge this is just like the tip of the 00:06:57.779 --> 00:07:01.379 iceberg of some of the crazy things he does So 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:04.279 he is, like, paranoid dad. He wants to watch 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:07.639 over everybody and, like, know everything about 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:12.699 them at all times. And it's kind of creepy, honestly. 00:07:13.319 --> 00:07:15.920 It's a little weird the fact that he's following 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.800 Faith. He has a camera set up in her refrigerator 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:21.399 and is able to, like, monitor all the stuff she 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:25.060 has in there. And it goes with the theme of this 00:07:25.060 --> 00:07:30.529 movie, which, spoilers kind of. The theme is 00:07:30.529 --> 00:07:33.410 privacy good, government spying on everything 00:07:33.410 --> 00:07:37.709 bad. And that really is it. That is the theme 00:07:37.709 --> 00:07:39.990 for this movie. This is the point they wanted 00:07:39.990 --> 00:07:44.250 to get across. And I'm not just saying it in 00:07:44.250 --> 00:07:48.329 these base terms. It is ham -fisted that it is 00:07:48.329 --> 00:07:50.290 going to beat you over the head with privacy 00:07:50.290 --> 00:07:55.209 good, spying by the government bad. Faith is 00:07:55.209 --> 00:07:58.730 not the only kid that he has an update on. He 00:07:58.730 --> 00:08:02.529 also gets an update on Dave. Dave is his son 00:08:02.529 --> 00:08:07.649 that has just spent $248 on a video game. And 00:08:07.649 --> 00:08:11.670 his son is like a professional video game player. 00:08:11.750 --> 00:08:14.750 Like this is his job. But of course, Will is 00:08:14.750 --> 00:08:16.829 that dad that just doesn't understand that video 00:08:16.829 --> 00:08:19.790 games can be a job. And was talking about like 00:08:19.790 --> 00:08:22.029 how he spent so much money for him to go to school. 00:08:22.329 --> 00:08:25.110 And now he's like living in his house, just playing 00:08:25.110 --> 00:08:28.170 video games. He has friends at the NSA. He can 00:08:28.170 --> 00:08:30.990 get him involved, that kind of stuff. Now his 00:08:30.990 --> 00:08:33.750 son is just like, dad, you don't get it. Like 00:08:33.750 --> 00:08:36.590 video games is my life. Video games is my job. 00:08:37.009 --> 00:08:40.490 Well, luckily before this becomes a full like 00:08:40.490 --> 00:08:44.730 parent speech, he gets a like alert that they 00:08:44.730 --> 00:08:47.929 found the IP address for the disruptor. and he 00:08:47.929 --> 00:08:50.950 hits a that was easy button like from staples 00:08:50.950 --> 00:08:55.149 he hits that button and it plays out and it's 00:08:55.149 --> 00:08:57.509 just like that was easy tell me about it like 00:08:57.509 --> 00:09:00.029 he's having a communication with this easy button 00:09:00.029 --> 00:09:03.429 so as he finds this ip address it leads him to 00:09:03.429 --> 00:09:05.990 like a hundred different places so he's got to 00:09:05.990 --> 00:09:09.769 like try to figure out if there's a different 00:09:09.769 --> 00:09:13.450 way he can limit it to like one spot and as that's 00:09:13.450 --> 00:09:16.610 happening he gets a call from mark Mark is Faith's 00:09:16.610 --> 00:09:20.210 boyfriend, also the baby daddy, and he's like 00:09:20.210 --> 00:09:24.350 trying to get in cool with pops and which, of 00:09:24.350 --> 00:09:27.110 course, Will does not like. Mark is the like. 00:09:28.370 --> 00:09:32.629 You always know that your daughter deserves better 00:09:32.629 --> 00:09:35.889 kind of boyfriend. Mark delivers for Amazon. 00:09:36.769 --> 00:09:40.029 Mind you, this movie was on Amazon Prime. I just 00:09:40.029 --> 00:09:42.669 want that to be abundantly clear because trust 00:09:42.669 --> 00:09:44.529 me, you're not going to be able to forget that. 00:09:45.070 --> 00:09:49.870 So Mark works for Amazon. Faith is his girlfriend. 00:09:50.149 --> 00:09:54.029 And, you know, Will just, Will looks down on 00:09:54.029 --> 00:09:57.590 Mark. Will does not see what Faith sees in Mark. 00:09:57.990 --> 00:10:01.230 And Mark also kind of spills the beans that there's 00:10:01.230 --> 00:10:05.690 a baby shower. And Will learns that through him 00:10:05.690 --> 00:10:10.629 and realizes that, yeah, he was not, he was not 00:10:10.629 --> 00:10:15.289 invited to the baby shower. So not good. And 00:10:15.289 --> 00:10:19.470 Will then goes to Facebook and finds that, yeah, 00:10:19.570 --> 00:10:22.889 there's a baby shower, right? And also kind of 00:10:22.889 --> 00:10:26.450 logs into Faith's texts. Like, he's able to get 00:10:26.450 --> 00:10:29.409 into her MacBook and see the text she sends. 00:10:29.909 --> 00:10:32.230 Mark apologizes for, like, spilling the beans. 00:10:32.629 --> 00:10:35.289 And Faith's just like, it's fine because he was 00:10:35.289 --> 00:10:37.450 going to find out one way or the other. At least 00:10:37.450 --> 00:10:41.730 now he knows that he wasn't invited. And my thing 00:10:41.730 --> 00:10:45.159 is kind of like, wow. You're going to text about 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:47.139 him and know that he's probably going to see 00:10:47.139 --> 00:10:49.059 these things like you don't have to be so blunt 00:10:49.059 --> 00:10:52.500 about it. But that's just kind of Faith's relationship 00:10:52.500 --> 00:10:55.960 with him for a lot of this movie. Faith is definitely 00:10:55.960 --> 00:10:59.440 like feeling neglected or at least feeling like 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:02.139 she doesn't know who her dad is. She definitely 00:11:02.139 --> 00:11:05.399 feels like he doesn't pay attention to her and 00:11:05.399 --> 00:11:08.000 is focused on her job or his job and his job 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:13.159 only. And then while Will is on Facebook. He 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.820 also visits his wife's Facebook. She is unfortunately 00:11:16.820 --> 00:11:20.320 dead. And we learn later in the film that it 00:11:20.320 --> 00:11:26.759 was through a disease. And so for another time, 00:11:26.940 --> 00:11:29.639 he messages her Facebook messenger and just says, 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:33.059 I miss you. And it goes, it can't be sent because 00:11:33.059 --> 00:11:38.200 the page she's she's dead. So, yeah. So that's 00:11:38.200 --> 00:11:43.049 part of who he is at this point. When he finds 00:11:43.049 --> 00:11:46.190 the IP address, he gets a search warrant and 00:11:46.190 --> 00:11:48.809 they are going to get the disruptor. This is 00:11:48.809 --> 00:11:51.730 the big day. They're going to get it. And Agent 00:11:51.730 --> 00:11:55.409 Jeffries is on it. And he also loops in Director 00:11:55.409 --> 00:11:59.429 Briggs. Director Briggs of DHS is played by Clark 00:11:59.429 --> 00:12:02.950 Gregg. What I've said at this point is basically 00:12:02.950 --> 00:12:06.129 Will has like a code for everything and it just 00:12:06.129 --> 00:12:08.370 kind of calls things up. Like he hits Faith and 00:12:08.370 --> 00:12:11.360 it pulls up everything around her. pulls up dave 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.320 and it pulls up everything around her this one 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.460 is disruptor which he just found out the disruptors 00:12:16.460 --> 00:12:19.500 in chicago not that long ago how did he all of 00:12:19.500 --> 00:12:23.059 a sudden just have this code that knew hey it's 00:12:23.059 --> 00:12:27.480 going to be in this area i don't know if you 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:30.480 get behind the tech of this movie you're going 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:33.580 to have a very bad time with it especially because 00:12:33.580 --> 00:12:36.980 i think this movie is very much hacker voice 00:12:36.980 --> 00:12:41.320 i'm in kind of movie you know It's a lot of type, 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.419 type, type, type, type. I'm in. Cool. Great. 00:12:44.139 --> 00:12:47.919 So he pulls up the cameras in this area. He knows 00:12:47.919 --> 00:12:50.059 the building. He doesn't know the apartment yet. 00:12:50.259 --> 00:12:53.279 And so Jeffrey's asked for what apartment the 00:12:53.279 --> 00:12:56.440 disruptor is in. So he like accesses all these 00:12:56.440 --> 00:12:59.679 cameras in the apartments. And essentially they're 00:12:59.679 --> 00:13:02.360 like YouTube videos. Like there's a cat opening 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:05.139 a door and then in another one, it's two kids 00:13:05.139 --> 00:13:08.299 and one just hits the other with like a beanbag 00:13:08.299 --> 00:13:11.240 chair. And so it's just literally straight from 00:13:11.240 --> 00:13:14.100 YouTube videos that they've put in these apartments 00:13:14.100 --> 00:13:16.960 kind of thing. He also gets a call at this point 00:13:16.960 --> 00:13:20.379 from Sandra, but he ignores it because he's in 00:13:20.379 --> 00:13:23.480 the middle of this bust. And Sandra sends a video. 00:13:23.580 --> 00:13:28.700 She's reporting a storm that has like these terrible 00:13:28.700 --> 00:13:31.360 CGI lightning strikes. Like it's literally a 00:13:31.360 --> 00:13:34.190 backdrop. And they just kind of like overlaid 00:13:34.190 --> 00:13:36.710 these lightning strikes. It's really bad. Like 00:13:36.710 --> 00:13:39.649 it's abundantly clear that it was CGI lightning 00:13:39.649 --> 00:13:43.870 strikes. And so while that's happening, the team 00:13:43.870 --> 00:13:46.450 breaks into the apartment and they find that 00:13:46.450 --> 00:13:50.490 it's a decoy. The disruptor is not there. So 00:13:50.490 --> 00:13:52.909 they're all kind of disappointed. And then they 00:13:52.909 --> 00:13:55.250 start hearing noises and they see these things 00:13:55.250 --> 00:13:58.029 fall from the sky. And this is the big part. 00:13:58.539 --> 00:14:01.440 of the war of the worlds these are the meteors 00:14:01.440 --> 00:14:03.919 with the aliens in them so they're seeing it 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:05.960 firsthand and he starts getting like a bunch 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:09.360 of notifications of like cnn fox news like all 00:14:09.360 --> 00:14:12.720 of these things reporting on the fact that the 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:15.500 this is happening and so he's like watching all 00:14:15.500 --> 00:14:17.200 these clips and they're just saying these things 00:14:17.200 --> 00:14:20.139 have fallen from the sky They don't know what 00:14:20.139 --> 00:14:22.059 it is, but they just crash. They're making these 00:14:22.059 --> 00:14:25.460 noises. And so this is also when he tries to 00:14:25.460 --> 00:14:27.000 get in touch with his kids because now he knows 00:14:27.000 --> 00:14:29.720 something's happening. He needs to find his kids. 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:33.320 Once again, he ignores Sandra's call because 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:36.899 he's trying to reach his kids. And Sandra is 00:14:36.899 --> 00:14:40.440 able to not only text him like 14 times, but 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:43.799 also she's able to send a video. And it's a short 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:45.799 time. I don't think they were showing that it 00:14:45.799 --> 00:14:47.419 was a time lapse or anything like that. It was 00:14:47.419 --> 00:14:50.750 a short period of time. and his building also 00:14:50.750 --> 00:14:52.929 gets hit and he spills his coffee like what the 00:14:52.929 --> 00:14:56.269 fuck oh my god kind of thing it's slapstick at 00:14:56.269 --> 00:14:59.230 its finest pretty much it's slapstick at its 00:14:59.230 --> 00:15:02.429 finest pretty much so uh he sends a message to 00:15:02.429 --> 00:15:06.570 faith but it fails so he's like once again trying 00:15:06.570 --> 00:15:11.110 to find the cameras to find faith and he's not 00:15:11.110 --> 00:15:13.610 able to see where she's at right now but he's 00:15:13.610 --> 00:15:17.129 able to like play back the feed and finds that 00:15:17.129 --> 00:15:20.129 she is stuck In her lab like under her desk. 00:15:20.690 --> 00:15:23.970 So he gets a message out to Mark. To help. Basically 00:15:23.970 --> 00:15:26.210 says you need to get here now. You need to help 00:15:26.210 --> 00:15:30.809 her. And then Will calls Dave. And he's able 00:15:30.809 --> 00:15:33.230 to get a hold of Dave. And tells him to run down 00:15:33.230 --> 00:15:35.009 the street. Because Dave is out in the open. 00:15:35.629 --> 00:15:38.070 And Dave's running and everything like that. 00:15:38.110 --> 00:15:42.629 And all of a sudden the call. Cuts out. And a 00:15:42.629 --> 00:15:45.049 lot of people have been like. TikTok posting 00:15:45.049 --> 00:15:49.179 about this. The fact that. his son dies his son 00:15:49.179 --> 00:15:51.539 doesn't die this is the part where he thinks 00:15:51.539 --> 00:15:54.799 his son dies and he just kind of like ice cube 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.580 stares at the screen you know just kind of like 00:15:57.580 --> 00:16:01.159 the kind of thing you know you know exactly the 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:04.299 face i'm talking about um he just kind of stares 00:16:04.299 --> 00:16:06.700 at the screen he doesn't seem too distraught 00:16:06.700 --> 00:16:10.320 about the fact that his son may be dead so after 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:14.960 the call cuts out with dave uh briggs has asked 00:16:14.960 --> 00:16:17.600 him to join this meeting with the Secretary of 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:20.559 Defense as well as with some other bigwigs and 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:24.740 everything like that. And basically they are 00:16:24.740 --> 00:16:27.820 talking about they're at DEFCON 1 because they 00:16:27.820 --> 00:16:29.480 don't know what these things are. They need to 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:31.720 figure out what they are. Also, if they're a 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:35.259 threat and everything like that. And then Dr. 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:39.259 Sandra Salas, Eva Longoria, calls in and she 00:16:39.259 --> 00:16:42.840 goes to get close to one of the meteors. And 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.779 she's talking about how, like, it's cold and 00:16:44.779 --> 00:16:47.519 everything like that. And one of the tentacles 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:50.039 kind of, like, reaches out. And then her call 00:16:50.039 --> 00:16:52.299 cuts out. And we don't know what happens. So 00:16:52.299 --> 00:16:54.500 not only do we think Dave's dead, we now think 00:16:54.500 --> 00:16:57.899 Sandra's dead. Secretary of Defense on the golf 00:16:57.899 --> 00:17:00.139 course is just like, oh, yes, this is definitely 00:17:00.139 --> 00:17:04.480 DEFCON 1. So Director Briggs asks for Will's 00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:06.880 analysis of the situation and more of the threat 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:10.400 of it. And he's just like, yes, I'm on it. Then 00:17:10.400 --> 00:17:13.809 he mutes the director. to take a call from Jeffries. 00:17:14.869 --> 00:17:17.609 And this is where we get, like, the first sight 00:17:17.609 --> 00:17:19.990 of the aliens, because the meteor kind of splits, 00:17:20.210 --> 00:17:23.769 and they form these, like, robot tripods. And 00:17:23.769 --> 00:17:28.569 I'm not joking, what does he say? Oh. My. God. 00:17:29.250 --> 00:17:31.609 And not only is it like, oh my god, it's like, 00:17:31.690 --> 00:17:36.710 oh, screen. My. Screen. God. Screen. There it 00:17:36.710 --> 00:17:39.980 is, the tripod. So Jeffries is wondering what 00:17:39.980 --> 00:17:42.460 to do. And he's basically just like, run away. 00:17:42.539 --> 00:17:44.599 Get out of there. Get safe. That kind of thing. 00:17:44.700 --> 00:17:47.119 And Dave finally calls back. And now he's like, 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:50.900 okay, Dave's alive. Good. So he answers. And 00:17:50.900 --> 00:17:53.359 Dave's just like, I know exactly what this is. 00:17:53.420 --> 00:17:55.220 I know what's happening and everything like that. 00:17:55.319 --> 00:17:57.200 And Will's just kind of like brushing him off 00:17:57.200 --> 00:17:59.299 and just says, stay safe. You don't know what's 00:17:59.299 --> 00:18:02.240 going on. Just stay safe. And hangs up on him. 00:18:02.940 --> 00:18:05.589 So he goes back to the Jeffries call. And these 00:18:05.589 --> 00:18:08.269 aliens play, like, this loud -ass noise, this, 00:18:08.349 --> 00:18:15.529 like, kind of thing. And after they play the 00:18:15.529 --> 00:18:19.009 noise, one of them fires a laser, destroying 00:18:19.009 --> 00:18:21.730 a helicopter. And they keep firing these lasers, 00:18:21.789 --> 00:18:25.650 just pew, pew, pew. And one of the beams kills 00:18:25.650 --> 00:18:29.230 Jeffrey's. Jeffrey's gone. We actually see this 00:18:29.230 --> 00:18:32.569 happen. She's dead. She's done. Signal goes out. 00:18:33.430 --> 00:18:36.869 She's gone. So now Will is like going through 00:18:36.869 --> 00:18:38.950 all the attacks that he's seen and he's basically 00:18:38.950 --> 00:18:40.990 making like this spreadsheet of his analysis. 00:18:41.089 --> 00:18:43.170 He's like clipping off pictures. He's clipping 00:18:43.170 --> 00:18:45.430 off clips and putting it into the spreadsheet 00:18:45.430 --> 00:18:47.450 saying what's happening, where they're attacking, 00:18:47.730 --> 00:18:51.990 what they're doing. And after he had like finished 00:18:51.990 --> 00:18:53.849 a couple of this, they actually showed like time 00:18:53.849 --> 00:18:56.470 passes a little bit. Faith finally calls back. 00:18:57.650 --> 00:19:02.690 She is outside trying to get away and Mark never 00:19:02.690 --> 00:19:06.859 showed up. And so it's like this complete shaky 00:19:06.859 --> 00:19:10.940 cam of her running away. And you can see that 00:19:10.940 --> 00:19:15.680 like there's a thing behind her. And it shoots 00:19:15.680 --> 00:19:18.859 at a helicopter. And this helicopter comes just. 00:19:21.220 --> 00:19:25.759 And it's coming towards her. And you see just 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:27.680 shaky cam of her trying to run away. And she's 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:32.500 like, oh, shit, kind of thing. And the call doesn't 00:19:32.500 --> 00:19:35.980 end. but we don't see her we have no clue where 00:19:35.980 --> 00:19:38.519 she is we don't know if she's alive and we see 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:41.920 one of the aliens like walk over the phone like 00:19:41.920 --> 00:19:46.220 walking away and so will just hits another couple 00:19:46.220 --> 00:19:50.160 keys and he has a heart monitor on her and can 00:19:50.160 --> 00:19:55.079 just call it up whenever so we can see that it's 00:19:55.079 --> 00:19:58.079 elevated but she's still alive like she's still 00:19:58.079 --> 00:20:05.690 kicking and She like picks up the phone and then 00:20:05.690 --> 00:20:08.549 shows that she has like this piece of rebar through 00:20:08.549 --> 00:20:13.210 her leg. And so Will's like, I'm coming. I'm 00:20:13.210 --> 00:20:14.829 going to get you. I'm going to get you out of 00:20:14.829 --> 00:20:20.049 there. And so he tries to escape DHS. But because 00:20:20.049 --> 00:20:25.089 it's DEFCON 1, he's on lockdown. And so he can't 00:20:25.089 --> 00:20:29.349 escape. And like he can hack anything in the 00:20:29.349 --> 00:20:32.039 world. But he can't attack his own lockdown. 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:36.819 And so while on the phone with her, she just 00:20:36.819 --> 00:20:39.160 basically like she's like dying at this point. 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:41.700 And she still kind of burns him. She's like the 00:20:41.700 --> 00:20:44.180 irony, right? You never want to leave that place. 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:48.279 And now it won't let you leave. Like, OK, Jesus, 00:20:48.380 --> 00:20:50.220 you're dying and you're still going to take pot 00:20:50.220 --> 00:20:52.180 shots at your dad. Like this might be the last 00:20:52.180 --> 00:20:54.059 thing you say to him. But, you know, whatever. 00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.259 So he goes back to his computer and he's able 00:20:57.259 --> 00:21:01.059 to find a Tesla. that's right near her and he 00:21:01.059 --> 00:21:05.059 can hack it open it and like get it to drive 00:21:05.059 --> 00:21:09.579 to get her to a hospital so he like opens the 00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:11.720 back door she's like running towards the car 00:21:11.720 --> 00:21:14.160 as fast as she can with a piece of rebar in her 00:21:14.160 --> 00:21:18.420 leg and she's able to jump in he closes the door 00:21:18.420 --> 00:21:21.259 and drive away before another one of those tripod 00:21:21.259 --> 00:21:25.039 aliens is able to like step on the car So while 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:27.099 he's trying to figure out what hospital to send 00:21:27.099 --> 00:21:29.859 her to, he starts seeing that all the hospitals 00:21:29.859 --> 00:21:33.799 are full. So he instead sends her to a DHS field 00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:38.000 office. And he also tries to apologize to her 00:21:38.000 --> 00:21:41.359 about the fact that he doesn't take time for 00:21:41.359 --> 00:21:43.500 her much anymore and that kind of stuff. And 00:21:43.500 --> 00:21:47.119 she's not taking it. She's like, this is shitty 00:21:47.119 --> 00:21:50.200 timing. No, Dad. I'm not taking this right now. 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:54.380 And basically... What she throws in his face 00:21:54.380 --> 00:21:58.920 is that he thinks he has too much power. He thinks 00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:01.180 he's going to raise these kids to be the best. 00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:04.859 He thinks he was going to save the mom from her 00:22:04.859 --> 00:22:07.599 incurable disease. And he thinks he's going to 00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:10.940 save the world. And she's convinced. She's like, 00:22:11.019 --> 00:22:12.619 no, you don't have the power to help anyone. 00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:15.460 And once you realize that, then maybe I'll listen 00:22:15.460 --> 00:22:20.920 to your apology. Again, she's really cruel for 00:22:20.920 --> 00:22:23.799 somebody who might be dying. And who just got 00:22:23.799 --> 00:22:28.160 helped into a Tesla to save her life. And instead 00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:30.819 of answering, he kind of like looks at the systems 00:22:30.819 --> 00:22:34.319 and realize like her phone's at 2 % battery and 00:22:34.319 --> 00:22:37.819 that the Tesla also is at low battery. And so 00:22:37.819 --> 00:22:40.180 he like turns off the cameras and stuff and just 00:22:40.180 --> 00:22:43.559 has it drive her to the field office and like 00:22:43.559 --> 00:22:47.160 texts her and says, okay, like you, you have 00:22:47.160 --> 00:22:50.880 low battery, like conserve everything. I'll see 00:22:50.880 --> 00:22:53.589 you when this is all over kind of thing. And 00:22:53.589 --> 00:22:56.750 then he just hacks into Mark's Amazon mobile 00:22:56.750 --> 00:23:00.089 or like his his maybe it's cell phone. It's not 00:23:00.089 --> 00:23:02.150 obvious where he hacks into, but he hacks into 00:23:02.150 --> 00:23:05.329 something and just is like, OK, you're going 00:23:05.329 --> 00:23:09.349 to go to her. She's here. Go find her and go 00:23:09.349 --> 00:23:12.069 help her. So Mark's like, yeah, pops, I'm on 00:23:12.069 --> 00:23:16.150 it and like drives off. So now like all this 00:23:16.150 --> 00:23:18.740 stuff is happening. But instead of like trying 00:23:18.740 --> 00:23:21.279 to help people or help others or like figure 00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:23.519 out what's going on or send his threat assessment. 00:23:24.960 --> 00:23:28.619 He's working on an email to Faith and to like 00:23:28.619 --> 00:23:31.059 apologize and say how hard it is to be a dad 00:23:31.059 --> 00:23:33.619 and that kind of stuff. He doesn't send it, but 00:23:33.619 --> 00:23:35.279 just kind of like writes his thoughts down and 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:40.619 everything like that. Meanwhile, another call 00:23:40.619 --> 00:23:43.599 comes in and it's Sandra and she is somehow alive 00:23:43.599 --> 00:23:48.700 and. She's able to send video about how it's 00:23:48.700 --> 00:23:51.839 like a news report from BBC about how they attacked 00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:54.960 the satellites like in the sky. So they couldn't 00:23:54.960 --> 00:23:56.440 see it coming that these things were coming. 00:23:57.779 --> 00:24:02.500 And OK, I'm not a tech person. I'm not like good 00:24:02.500 --> 00:24:07.700 with any of this stuff. My question is this. 00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:11.920 So they were able to like attack the satellites 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:16.099 and then they came in for their attack. How did 00:24:16.099 --> 00:24:18.819 they get like nothing about the satellites crashing 00:24:18.819 --> 00:24:22.019 out? Like they got absolutely nothing about all 00:24:22.019 --> 00:24:23.700 these satellites are broken and everything like 00:24:23.700 --> 00:24:28.500 that is. Am I wrong here? Like, I don't think 00:24:28.500 --> 00:24:30.400 it's that crazy that they would have an alert 00:24:30.400 --> 00:24:33.599 when their satellites go down. Maybe, but I don't 00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:35.220 I don't think it's that crazy. I don't know. 00:24:36.119 --> 00:24:41.339 So that's what happened. Now that like Sandra 00:24:41.339 --> 00:24:43.440 has sent him this and that he's been able to 00:24:43.440 --> 00:24:46.359 focus a little more, he now calls Briggs back. 00:24:46.559 --> 00:24:49.039 And Briggs also happens to be in a Zoom meeting 00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:52.180 with the president of the United States. And 00:24:52.180 --> 00:24:54.519 even though he's like barely focused on the actual 00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:57.720 problem, Will was able to like present this spreadsheet 00:24:57.720 --> 00:24:59.539 and all these attacks and everything like that. 00:24:59.579 --> 00:25:01.519 And he thinks he knows where they're going next. 00:25:01.619 --> 00:25:04.019 They're going to attack the nuclear power. That's 00:25:04.019 --> 00:25:08.500 what he thinks. And so the president says, OK. 00:25:09.119 --> 00:25:13.319 Well, let's get these guys. Let's initiate this 00:25:13.319 --> 00:25:16.440 war of the worlds to save us all. Roll credits. 00:25:17.299 --> 00:25:21.140 And this keys a montage of just like a bunch 00:25:21.140 --> 00:25:24.000 of footage of like army preparing and navy preparing 00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:26.640 and that kind of stuff. None of it looks like 00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:28.779 it's happening right now. It all looks like it's 00:25:28.779 --> 00:25:31.240 footage from other things or like from other 00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:33.960 movies even where it's just like, okay, cool. 00:25:34.019 --> 00:25:35.440 They're locking in together and they're getting 00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:39.059 ready. And the news announcer even says, a war 00:25:39.059 --> 00:25:43.680 of the worlds to save humanity. And this is like 00:25:43.680 --> 00:25:45.259 my favorite part because he's like flipping through 00:25:45.259 --> 00:25:47.920 these attacks and he's like tough talking them. 00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:50.539 He's like, take your intergalactic asses back 00:25:50.539 --> 00:25:55.019 home, back home. Like he's tough talking this 00:25:55.019 --> 00:26:01.049 footage that's happening. it's honestly fantastic 00:26:01.049 --> 00:26:04.269 it is it is when ice cubes at his best just being 00:26:04.269 --> 00:26:10.109 absolutely ridiculous like this so the army in 00:26:10.109 --> 00:26:12.869 the navy and the air force and space force are 00:26:12.869 --> 00:26:15.789 all attacking these tripods and it's looking 00:26:15.789 --> 00:26:18.289 like okay cool we might we might have a chance 00:26:18.289 --> 00:26:20.869 against this this is they're starting they're 00:26:20.869 --> 00:26:25.549 holding their own they are um You know, it's 00:26:25.549 --> 00:26:29.430 not quite so crazy that we might have a chance 00:26:29.430 --> 00:26:32.329 to beat these guys. So while these fights are 00:26:32.329 --> 00:26:36.910 going on, I am going to take a quick break. We've 00:26:36.910 --> 00:26:40.269 got a podcast to shout out that guessed the bad 00:26:40.269 --> 00:26:43.509 movie correctly. As well as you may have noticed 00:26:43.509 --> 00:26:45.569 at the beginning of this episode, we do have 00:26:45.569 --> 00:26:50.869 ads again. Let me just be frank with you on this, 00:26:50.890 --> 00:26:55.220 guys. We got approached by I heart media a while 00:26:55.220 --> 00:26:59.579 ago to add ads to our stuff. Um, our numbers 00:26:59.579 --> 00:27:03.259 went way down, like way down when we started 00:27:03.259 --> 00:27:08.740 doing this and I stopped doing it because I thought 00:27:08.740 --> 00:27:10.660 that it would be more important for people to 00:27:10.660 --> 00:27:13.720 listen than for us to get paid for people to 00:27:13.720 --> 00:27:17.440 listen. I think that was a fair statement. Um, 00:27:17.700 --> 00:27:22.049 when I stopped, our numbers didn't go back up. 00:27:22.569 --> 00:27:24.529 And a lot of it probably has to do with the fact 00:27:24.529 --> 00:27:26.349 that it's a lot of me on these episodes just 00:27:26.349 --> 00:27:28.650 solo and everything like that. I really, really 00:27:28.650 --> 00:27:31.109 hope to get a permanent co -host here shortly 00:27:31.109 --> 00:27:34.869 where it's not just hearing me talk about these 00:27:34.869 --> 00:27:39.269 bad movies. I love doing it, but I can tell you 00:27:39.269 --> 00:27:41.569 it's not as much fun as what it was when I was 00:27:41.569 --> 00:27:44.309 talking with friends. So we'll see what happens. 00:27:45.630 --> 00:27:48.490 But because our numbers didn't go back up, I 00:27:48.490 --> 00:27:54.279 put the ads back in. And I'm not thinking we're 00:27:54.279 --> 00:27:55.539 going to make millions of dollars. That's not 00:27:55.539 --> 00:27:58.619 what I'm thinking. I'm very realistic with this. 00:27:58.839 --> 00:28:02.259 I pay for our RSS feed. I pay for our editing 00:28:02.259 --> 00:28:04.700 software. Could I do it for free? Yeah, probably. 00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:09.220 But this is kind of like if I do episodes and 00:28:09.220 --> 00:28:11.140 I get enough people to listen, this is just covering 00:28:11.140 --> 00:28:13.400 costs. We're not making money off of this. This 00:28:13.400 --> 00:28:15.160 goes straight to the podcast, everything like 00:28:15.160 --> 00:28:17.640 that. So if you guys are listening and you do 00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:21.410 hear these. Thank you guys for listening in any 00:28:21.410 --> 00:28:23.630 way, and thank you also for listening and putting 00:28:23.630 --> 00:28:27.130 up with these ads. I shoot for about an hour 00:28:27.130 --> 00:28:29.529 episode, so that's about six ads, two in the 00:28:29.529 --> 00:28:31.089 beginning, two in the middle, and two at the 00:28:31.089 --> 00:28:34.150 end. And I always encourage people, skip those 00:28:34.150 --> 00:28:36.509 two at the end. You guys don't need to listen 00:28:36.509 --> 00:28:39.069 to it. I'm tired of it at that point. Once I 00:28:39.069 --> 00:28:41.990 say goodbye, tune it out. Go to our next episode 00:28:41.990 --> 00:28:45.869 if you want. I appreciate it if you do. So you 00:28:45.869 --> 00:28:47.769 are going to hear some ads again. We are back 00:28:47.769 --> 00:28:51.569 with the ads. I apologize. But like I said, that's 00:28:51.569 --> 00:28:54.150 kind of the idea was just a little more break 00:28:54.150 --> 00:28:56.809 even. So I've been spending a lot of money on 00:28:56.809 --> 00:29:00.190 this podcast. This is hopefully to not upset 00:29:00.190 --> 00:29:02.650 costs. It's to get a little more break even. 00:29:02.750 --> 00:29:05.470 So thank you guys for hearing that long -winded 00:29:05.470 --> 00:29:08.769 explanation. I know I deserved to give you that 00:29:08.769 --> 00:29:14.329 explanation. So, okay. For the podcast that guessed 00:29:14.329 --> 00:29:17.470 it correctly, it is our friend at your next favorite 00:29:17.470 --> 00:29:21.690 movie podcast is Josh G. He's not podcasting 00:29:21.690 --> 00:29:24.549 as much anymore, but I highly recommend he is 00:29:24.549 --> 00:29:27.250 still very, very active on Letterboxd. He is 00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:29.569 a great follow on Letterboxd because he's always 00:29:29.569 --> 00:29:34.589 seen movies. Literally, just looking at some 00:29:34.589 --> 00:29:37.809 of his X slash Twitter stuff, he is posting a 00:29:37.809 --> 00:29:41.279 bunch of like. Top fours, recent activity, what 00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:43.039 did you watch this weekend, that kind of stuff. 00:29:43.460 --> 00:29:45.920 Highly recommend following him on Letterboxd. 00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:48.180 You can also find him on X slash Twitter slash 00:29:48.180 --> 00:29:51.740 whatever the fuck we call it. It's at YNFMoviePod. 00:29:52.380 --> 00:29:56.700 Josh, thank you again for always participating 00:29:56.700 --> 00:29:58.599 in these guessing games. I'm happy to shout you 00:29:58.599 --> 00:30:01.299 out anytime. So thank you, Josh. Your next favorite 00:30:01.299 --> 00:30:05.019 movie podcast. You can find them on Letterboxd, 00:30:05.019 --> 00:30:06.940 your next favorite movie. So thank you, Josh. 00:30:07.099 --> 00:30:09.160 We appreciate you. I'm going to take a quick 00:30:09.160 --> 00:30:11.099 break. You're going to get those two ads, and 00:30:11.099 --> 00:30:13.819 then we will be back with the rest of the worlds. 00:30:14.559 --> 00:30:16.900 And we are back. Thank you very much for tuning 00:30:16.900 --> 00:30:21.519 in and sticking through those ads. Like I said, 00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:25.859 it's just a cover cost of the price of putting 00:30:25.859 --> 00:30:27.700 together this podcast. So thank you guys very 00:30:27.700 --> 00:30:33.279 much. Okay, so we are at DEF CON 1. There is 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:35.319 a War of the Worlds that is being initiated by 00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:37.380 the President of the United States. The Army, 00:30:37.460 --> 00:30:39.460 Navy, everybody is fighting in these tripods. 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:42.359 We don't care about all that. We care about what's 00:30:42.359 --> 00:30:45.619 happening with Faith. So Will once again tries 00:30:45.619 --> 00:30:48.200 to see where Faith is. He sees the Tesla footage. 00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:50.599 It's an empty car and there's just a bunch of 00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:52.839 blood in the backseat. And then he's looking 00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:55.240 through the hallways of the DHS field office 00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:57.779 through the cameras and he just sees like blood 00:30:57.779 --> 00:31:01.259 everywhere. He tries to call Faith again. But 00:31:01.259 --> 00:31:05.319 he is not able to reach her. So he focuses on 00:31:05.319 --> 00:31:08.240 the next best thing. Which is the actual problem 00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:10.400 at hand. The actual war of the worlds that is 00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:15.460 happening. And through Sandra. He has found out 00:31:15.460 --> 00:31:17.660 that they make a sound every time they change 00:31:17.660 --> 00:31:21.079 direction. Not to communicate. But because they 00:31:21.079 --> 00:31:23.000 are actually looking for something. It's like 00:31:23.000 --> 00:31:26.140 an echolocation kind of thing. So they make these 00:31:26.140 --> 00:31:28.640 sounds. And he's able to detect where they're 00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:32.279 going. And he finds out. That they are going 00:31:32.279 --> 00:31:35.140 to a data center. That is where they are going. 00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:38.460 As soon as he figures this out. Dave calls him. 00:31:38.640 --> 00:31:41.640 And Dave has this conspiracy theory about Goliath. 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.079 And he is like. He knows this is what they are 00:31:45.079 --> 00:31:47.039 trying to do. And everything like that. And Will 00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:50.440 once again brushes him off. Your crazy conspiracy 00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:52.839 theories. There is no Goliath. There is no nothing. 00:31:53.339 --> 00:31:55.980 You are being lied to. So he kind of just hangs 00:31:55.980 --> 00:31:58.789 up on Dave. And Dave is once again, like the 00:31:58.789 --> 00:32:03.670 red haired stepchild of his children. And Sandra 00:32:03.670 --> 00:32:06.309 calls him again at the data center. And though 00:32:06.309 --> 00:32:08.430 one of the tripods is down because of like a 00:32:08.430 --> 00:32:12.430 missile, it still seems like it's alive and it's 00:32:12.430 --> 00:32:15.950 extended its tentacle into the data center. So 00:32:15.950 --> 00:32:20.849 she starts following it and she gets to the actual 00:32:20.849 --> 00:32:23.430 data center and is able to see like, it's kind 00:32:23.430 --> 00:32:28.230 of like into all these systems. Will pulls up 00:32:28.230 --> 00:32:31.089 a feed of all the data center stuff and notices 00:32:31.089 --> 00:32:34.089 that it is downloading stuff. It is getting all 00:32:34.089 --> 00:32:36.990 of this data and it is downloading. And while 00:32:36.990 --> 00:32:38.970 this is happening, Sandra once again gets attacked 00:32:38.970 --> 00:32:42.630 by something and her call drops out. There's 00:32:42.630 --> 00:32:45.730 a lot of get attacked by something, call drops 00:32:45.730 --> 00:32:48.549 out. That kind of thing. And that's pretty much 00:32:48.549 --> 00:32:50.710 the entirety of this movie. Anytime anybody's 00:32:50.710 --> 00:32:52.690 in danger or anything like that, the call is 00:32:52.690 --> 00:32:54.349 going to drop out. You just know it's going to 00:32:54.349 --> 00:32:58.859 drop out. A bunch more reports start coming in, 00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:02.660 CNN, Fox News, that kind of stuff. And as Will 00:33:02.660 --> 00:33:05.579 is watching them, basically this data that it 00:33:05.579 --> 00:33:08.180 has been able to gain has given them control 00:33:08.180 --> 00:33:10.839 over the military planes and boats and stuff 00:33:10.839 --> 00:33:13.900 like that, GPS systems. And it's able to crash 00:33:13.900 --> 00:33:16.759 the planes. It's able to knock the boats off 00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:20.079 course. And so now they have no advancements 00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:23.250 to fight with. And so it's all come down to manual 00:33:23.250 --> 00:33:25.309 warfare. Like this is going to be boots on the 00:33:25.309 --> 00:33:28.430 ground, just shooting at them. There's no real 00:33:28.430 --> 00:33:31.569 like availability of planes. There's no availability 00:33:31.569 --> 00:33:35.410 of boats. They can still use tanks, but even 00:33:35.410 --> 00:33:37.869 the tanks, it's just kind of like, okay, we can't 00:33:37.869 --> 00:33:40.230 get them out there that fast. So they have the 00:33:40.230 --> 00:33:42.750 tech advantage on us. Like these tripods, they 00:33:42.750 --> 00:33:45.670 now have the tech advantage. And they are just 00:33:45.670 --> 00:33:48.549 taking out like millions of troops. And we see 00:33:48.549 --> 00:33:51.109 like a casualty number. We also see a number 00:33:51.109 --> 00:33:53.150 of like how many tripods are getting destroyed. 00:33:53.390 --> 00:33:56.470 And it's like tens of thousands per like one 00:33:56.470 --> 00:33:59.089 or two tripods getting taken out. It's obvious 00:33:59.089 --> 00:34:02.509 we are getting our ass whooped by these tripods. 00:34:02.809 --> 00:34:06.069 And once again, Sandra, she somehow survived 00:34:06.069 --> 00:34:16.630 and she calls back. She found the little things 00:34:16.630 --> 00:34:20.429 that are taking up the data and she found like 00:34:20.429 --> 00:34:23.929 kind of how they work. And she's showing she's 00:34:23.929 --> 00:34:26.050 showing will like how these little creatures 00:34:26.050 --> 00:34:29.869 work. It's a little like little tiny spider like 00:34:29.869 --> 00:34:33.469 things. And she's able to show that they like 00:34:33.469 --> 00:34:35.690 crawl towards the data and they just start like 00:34:35.690 --> 00:34:39.190 sucking it up. And she's interrupted by the fact 00:34:39.190 --> 00:34:42.710 that Mark calls him and he has just reached faith 00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:46.489 and faith. like an idiot, has removed the rebar 00:34:46.489 --> 00:34:50.570 from her leg. And so she is very much bleeding. 00:34:50.650 --> 00:34:54.090 She is not okay. Her heart rate is super elevated. 00:34:54.829 --> 00:34:58.170 And basically, Will's just like, you got to wrap 00:34:58.170 --> 00:35:00.110 that up, Mark. You got to get a tourniquet or 00:35:00.110 --> 00:35:03.269 something. And what does Mark do? In true Amazon 00:35:03.269 --> 00:35:06.789 style, he gets his trusty tape gun and he just 00:35:06.789 --> 00:35:11.110 starts tying up the wound. And it works. It stopped 00:35:11.110 --> 00:35:13.960 the bleeding. The tape has worked. Amazon saves 00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:17.239 the day once again. Also, we see that the data 00:35:17.239 --> 00:35:20.159 now is getting, besides the military stuff, it's 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:23.960 getting to other things like oil rigs are combusting. 00:35:24.260 --> 00:35:26.239 There's these planes that are crashing, including 00:35:26.239 --> 00:35:30.460 one that just kind of like, it's like obvious 00:35:30.460 --> 00:35:32.860 CGI turn where it's just like the same plane, 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:36.159 but it just kind of goes sideways and falls to 00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:37.880 the ground and we don't see a crash or anything, 00:35:37.960 --> 00:35:41.840 but it's just like. and then power grids are 00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:44.639 crashing as well uh there's mass rioting and 00:35:44.639 --> 00:35:47.659 looting because our money is worth nothing anymore 00:35:47.659 --> 00:35:50.659 so people are just like stealing what they need 00:35:50.659 --> 00:35:54.820 and that kind of thing and he also realizes that 00:35:54.820 --> 00:35:57.320 all of the data is going away and he only cares 00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:00.099 about one thing that recording his wife sent 00:36:00.099 --> 00:36:02.179 him on facebook that said he needs to take the 00:36:02.179 --> 00:36:05.280 trash out but she loves him the last recording 00:36:05.280 --> 00:36:10.030 that he has yeah it gets erased And then the 00:36:10.030 --> 00:36:13.570 page gets erased. 404 page not found. He just 00:36:13.570 --> 00:36:17.110 yells, fuck. And he throws his glasses and he 00:36:17.110 --> 00:36:20.710 like starts closing tabs, but he leaves one tab 00:36:20.710 --> 00:36:24.449 open. And when he clicks this tab, somehow his 00:36:24.449 --> 00:36:26.889 glasses are like back up on his face. It's real 00:36:26.889 --> 00:36:30.349 bad. Like it is blatantly obvious that he threw 00:36:30.349 --> 00:36:32.010 those glasses and then all of a sudden they're 00:36:32.010 --> 00:36:36.429 back. And that tab that he didn't close was the 00:36:36.429 --> 00:36:40.019 disruptors live stream. and this disruptor is 00:36:40.019 --> 00:36:42.480 talking about how if the invaders get goliath 00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:44.420 they're going to send us back to the stone age 00:36:44.420 --> 00:36:49.420 and for some reason they didn't think to do this 00:36:49.420 --> 00:36:52.699 earlier they're doing it now for some reason 00:36:52.699 --> 00:36:55.800 he decides he's going to take like a vocal imprint 00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:59.340 of the disruptor he's going to run it through 00:36:59.340 --> 00:37:02.119 a vocal decryption and try to see because it's 00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:06.000 one of those like i am anonymous you cannot figure 00:37:06.000 --> 00:37:10.139 out who i am I am going through a voice changer. 00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:13.619 Like that kind of thing. And so he takes it and 00:37:13.619 --> 00:37:17.019 he puts it through the decryption. And shocker, 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:19.519 I know this is going to be hard to believe. The 00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:26.659 disruptor is Dave. Oh, bum, bum, bum. So, of 00:37:26.659 --> 00:37:29.199 course, Will is pissed and he calls and immediately 00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:32.260 starts yelling at Dave. How could you be the 00:37:32.260 --> 00:37:35.239 disruptor? You know I work for the government. 00:37:35.380 --> 00:37:39.340 You're trying to dismantle it. How dare you do 00:37:39.340 --> 00:37:42.639 this, this, this, and this? And basically, Dave's 00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:44.739 just kind of like, Dad, you've been lied to this 00:37:44.739 --> 00:37:47.880 whole time. The government doesn't care about 00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:52.239 you. They've been lying to you. And Will doesn't 00:37:52.239 --> 00:37:55.610 want to hear any of it. And so he hangs up. But 00:37:55.610 --> 00:37:59.130 then Dave is able to send him a whole file on 00:37:59.130 --> 00:38:02.170 Goliath. And like this is a huge file. And he's 00:38:02.170 --> 00:38:05.110 able to send it like that. It takes almost no 00:38:05.110 --> 00:38:10.389 time. And it's on his desk. And Will messages 00:38:10.389 --> 00:38:12.389 him and says, I don't care what's in that file. 00:38:12.750 --> 00:38:14.730 It's not going to get me to believe that you 00:38:14.730 --> 00:38:17.409 were right in this. And then he starts going 00:38:17.409 --> 00:38:20.210 through everything. And it's like all these like 00:38:20.210 --> 00:38:22.710 clippings and stuff. And he realizes that the 00:38:22.710 --> 00:38:25.690 government has been lying. the whole time they 00:38:25.690 --> 00:38:28.829 knew about goliath they knew that these creatures 00:38:28.829 --> 00:38:33.289 might come in and try to to steal all this data 00:38:33.289 --> 00:38:38.869 and what's even worse is that briggs was the 00:38:38.869 --> 00:38:41.869 one that was behind this whole thing and this 00:38:41.869 --> 00:38:43.969 is why he wanted to catch the disruptor he wanted 00:38:43.969 --> 00:38:46.329 it to not come out that briggs was the one in 00:38:46.329 --> 00:38:50.909 charge of launching goliath and he also learns 00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:55.500 that goliath is 40 feet below him in the DHS 00:38:55.500 --> 00:38:59.519 building and so Will calls Briggs and he lets 00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:01.940 him know that he figured it out and that he's 00:39:01.940 --> 00:39:04.260 being lied to and Briggs is just kind of like 00:39:04.260 --> 00:39:06.840 at first like I knew I hired smart people I knew 00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:08.599 you'd figure it out eventually like he's playing 00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:11.340 it nonchalantly and everything like that and 00:39:11.340 --> 00:39:13.860 he's like walking back to his office he's not 00:39:13.860 --> 00:39:16.179 quite in there yet he's walking back to his office 00:39:16.179 --> 00:39:18.760 and Will's just kind of like no people need to 00:39:18.760 --> 00:39:22.179 know I'm gonna get this stuff out there and Briggs 00:39:22.179 --> 00:39:26.099 goes, well, thank you for your service, Mr. Radford. 00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.619 No, you won't be doing that. And now he's taken 00:39:29.619 --> 00:39:34.239 away all of his access. So what is Will going 00:39:34.239 --> 00:39:36.639 to do? He doesn't have access anymore. He can't 00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:39.119 access all his fancy code words to get all the 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:42.519 CCTV footage and everything like that. What is 00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:47.139 he going to do? Well, luckily, there's somebody 00:39:47.139 --> 00:39:51.000 that happens to have a set of skills. and is 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:55.239 able to help Will get all of his access back. 00:39:55.440 --> 00:40:01.159 And that person is Dave, or the Disruptor. And 00:40:01.159 --> 00:40:04.579 so his son lets him back into his computer, and 00:40:04.579 --> 00:40:07.280 Will celebrates by yelling, Touchdown! Touchdown! 00:40:07.340 --> 00:40:11.480 Touchdown! I love all these things that he just 00:40:11.480 --> 00:40:16.000 does, because it's so Ice Cube. Like, it's not 00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:19.480 a bad thing. It's not good in the script at all. 00:40:20.539 --> 00:40:23.559 But he just elevates it slightly in the fact 00:40:23.559 --> 00:40:25.860 that it makes it funny or it makes it more relatable, 00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:28.599 I guess. I don't know. Maybe that's just me and 00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:33.960 liking Ice Cube for this ridiculousness. Mark 00:40:33.960 --> 00:40:36.699 was able to send a video that he just got access 00:40:36.699 --> 00:40:39.659 to and basically says that Faith is all better. 00:40:39.719 --> 00:40:43.519 So they're good now. And Will calls Dave once 00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:45.960 he's like all up and they're going to figure 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:48.849 out how to attack. How are they going to attack 00:40:48.849 --> 00:40:51.449 the tripods and save Goliath from getting access? 00:40:51.829 --> 00:40:53.929 Because Briggs is just kind of like brushed on 00:40:53.929 --> 00:40:57.429 their table. He says it's airtight. It's 40 feet 00:40:57.429 --> 00:40:59.489 below ground. They're not going to be able to 00:40:59.489 --> 00:41:03.170 get to it. But Will and Dave both know that's 00:41:03.170 --> 00:41:06.110 bullshit. And so they come up with this idea 00:41:06.110 --> 00:41:09.750 of a rabbit virus and essentially in layman's 00:41:09.750 --> 00:41:12.690 terms. And this is from the movie. I don't actually 00:41:12.690 --> 00:41:15.030 know what a rabbit virus is, but essentially 00:41:15.030 --> 00:41:18.289 it's like. It hits one spot and then it multiplies 00:41:18.289 --> 00:41:19.969 and multiplies and multiplies and multiplies 00:41:19.969 --> 00:41:21.969 like how rabbits have sex and stuff like that. 00:41:22.050 --> 00:41:24.989 It's not quite that way, but that's kind of the 00:41:24.989 --> 00:41:29.110 idea. And so Dave or Will is just like, I'm going 00:41:29.110 --> 00:41:30.909 to call my buddies. I'll get them to make this 00:41:30.909 --> 00:41:34.090 virus. And Dave's like, your buddies all suck. 00:41:34.809 --> 00:41:37.269 I've got my friends. And so he gets his friends 00:41:37.269 --> 00:41:40.110 to help. And it's like five of them. And like 00:41:40.110 --> 00:41:42.869 they all have names like Starfire, Thelma and 00:41:42.869 --> 00:41:46.710 Louise, Burnout and like. Just lame names to 00:41:46.710 --> 00:41:49.170 protect them. And they all have like the disruptor 00:41:49.170 --> 00:41:53.769 cloak and blackface kind of thing over their 00:41:53.769 --> 00:41:56.010 image. So you can't actually see what they look 00:41:56.010 --> 00:41:59.210 like. So that's what they're doing right now. 00:41:59.289 --> 00:42:01.070 And it shows that time passes. Like it's not 00:42:01.070 --> 00:42:04.010 just, okay, we made a virus. Although I do think 00:42:04.010 --> 00:42:06.429 it's only like a 30 minute period that they do 00:42:06.429 --> 00:42:09.230 it. And while they're doing this, because Will 00:42:09.230 --> 00:42:12.349 has nothing to do, he. essentially takes the 00:42:12.349 --> 00:42:15.409 info dave gave him and makes like this whistleblower 00:42:15.409 --> 00:42:20.150 video and puts it on the disruptor page where 00:42:20.150 --> 00:42:23.150 it all gets out there about briggs it all gets 00:42:23.150 --> 00:42:25.110 out there about the goliath program that they 00:42:25.110 --> 00:42:27.550 all knew about it everything like that and then 00:42:27.550 --> 00:42:30.610 he reveals his face as a disruptor like will 00:42:30.610 --> 00:42:34.739 reveal himself as the disruptor and that he is 00:42:34.739 --> 00:42:37.340 like this whistleblower and all of the other 00:42:37.340 --> 00:42:39.960 disruptors are like your dad's an og he's so 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:43.719 cool and stuff like that so while they are like 00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:47.760 uploading this virus together uh this data then 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:56.420 gets swiped and basically not only was not only 00:42:56.420 --> 00:42:58.480 do the tripods are they able to figure out where 00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:01.500 goliath is they now also know where the disruptors 00:43:01.500 --> 00:43:04.860 are And they're going to attack them. And so 00:43:04.860 --> 00:43:07.980 all of them get attacked like one by one, including 00:43:07.980 --> 00:43:13.219 there's like, so there's a, there's a viral video 00:43:13.219 --> 00:43:15.500 of like waffle falls over and then it causes 00:43:15.500 --> 00:43:17.500 like this explosion on the screen. And it says 00:43:17.500 --> 00:43:19.659 like directed by Michael Bay, that kind of thing. 00:43:19.860 --> 00:43:22.900 So one of them, it's that fire effect. Like it 00:43:22.900 --> 00:43:25.940 really is that bad fire effect. Like it is on 00:43:25.940 --> 00:43:29.199 there and it kills starfire. And that's the only 00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:30.539 reason I'm going to remember it is because of 00:43:30.539 --> 00:43:36.789 fire and starfire. Um, also Dave gets attacked 00:43:36.789 --> 00:43:41.630 and like Will's house is completely burned down 00:43:41.630 --> 00:43:47.250 and Dave's footage cuts out. And so he's like, 00:43:47.269 --> 00:43:50.809 Will is looking at all the, the drones and stuff 00:43:50.809 --> 00:43:53.329 around his house. He sees that the house is like 00:43:53.329 --> 00:43:56.110 completely obliterated and he can't see any signs 00:43:56.110 --> 00:43:58.489 of Dave and he's just hoping he's alive and everything 00:43:58.489 --> 00:44:01.130 like that. And then he gets another call from 00:44:01.130 --> 00:44:04.300 Dave. and dave's been at brian's house he was 00:44:04.300 --> 00:44:06.659 bouncing his signal around so he really wasn't 00:44:06.659 --> 00:44:11.340 there and he had like a fake background behind 00:44:11.340 --> 00:44:13.860 him and he like removes it so he can see that 00:44:13.860 --> 00:44:16.780 it's brian's house and stuff and will is like 00:44:16.780 --> 00:44:18.420 pissed at him he's just like why couldn't you 00:44:18.420 --> 00:44:20.820 have made brian's house explode why did it have 00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:23.400 to be mine so while they're like having their 00:44:23.400 --> 00:44:26.420 moment happy that dave is also still alive sandra 00:44:26.420 --> 00:44:28.980 calls them and she tells them that these spider 00:44:28.980 --> 00:44:32.000 things are like alive They're not just cyber. 00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:37.460 They have like blood. And so the virus wasn't 00:44:37.460 --> 00:44:40.480 going to be able to work on them because it was 00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.659 just attacking like the virus stuff, but they're 00:44:42.659 --> 00:44:46.579 still alive. And so they need to figure out how 00:44:46.579 --> 00:44:49.760 to also kill the alive component of them. But 00:44:49.760 --> 00:44:53.920 luckily, one of Will's children is a tech genius. 00:44:54.139 --> 00:44:58.420 The other one happens to be a bio genius. And 00:44:58.420 --> 00:45:02.360 so they call her. And get her involved. And so, 00:45:02.539 --> 00:45:06.519 Will wants to reach the defense secretary to 00:45:06.519 --> 00:45:09.119 let him know what the plan is. They're going 00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:11.119 to upload this virus and everything like that. 00:45:11.460 --> 00:45:13.860 But he's in a Zoom meeting and he can't be reached. 00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:17.579 So, of course, Will does some hacker stuff and 00:45:17.579 --> 00:45:20.099 gets into the Zoom meeting. And in the Zoom meeting, 00:45:20.360 --> 00:45:23.800 the secretary of defense announces that they 00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:27.940 are going to blow up the DHS building. Because 00:45:27.940 --> 00:45:30.860 if they blow up the building, Goliath will be 00:45:30.860 --> 00:45:34.940 buried and the things can't reach it. Those tentacles 00:45:34.940 --> 00:45:37.219 were going pretty much wherever they wanted. 00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:40.199 I don't know how you just think it's going to 00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:42.440 be buried and it's going to be just fine. But 00:45:42.440 --> 00:45:47.019 I am not a tech pro. Again, remember. So because 00:45:47.019 --> 00:45:49.659 of this, they have shut down like almost all 00:45:49.659 --> 00:45:53.880 the power to DHS. And not all of it, but like 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.599 it's on backup reserve power kind of thing. They've 00:45:56.599 --> 00:46:01.079 taken everything out. And so they can't just 00:46:01.079 --> 00:46:03.199 attach the virus. They need somebody to do it 00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:06.800 manually. And Will's going to do that. The issue 00:46:06.800 --> 00:46:09.500 is now we've learned that they devoured data. 00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.139 So it's not just the virus data. It's also going 00:46:13.139 --> 00:46:17.760 to devour like the bio data from Will. So it's 00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:20.719 a suicide mission. But Will's willing to do it. 00:46:21.309 --> 00:46:23.670 Because somebody needs to stop this war of the 00:46:23.670 --> 00:46:25.690 worlds. He doesn't say that, but God, he should 00:46:25.690 --> 00:46:31.469 have. And so they need it on a thumb drive. And 00:46:31.469 --> 00:46:34.449 of course, Will doesn't have a thumb drive because 00:46:34.449 --> 00:46:37.650 he works for DHS. You can't have a thumb drive 00:46:37.650 --> 00:46:41.570 in the building. And so Mark does. He happens 00:46:41.570 --> 00:46:44.050 to have one. And he says, send him the virus. 00:46:44.130 --> 00:46:46.809 He's going to upload it. And then he has Amazon 00:46:46.809 --> 00:46:50.389 Air and he can deliver it. He needs Will to make 00:46:50.389 --> 00:46:54.110 a purchase so he can use this drone to send it 00:46:54.110 --> 00:46:57.869 through the like tripods and everything like 00:46:57.869 --> 00:47:02.170 that, the aliens, and get it to Will. The power 00:47:02.170 --> 00:47:06.789 of Amazon is going to save the world. That is 00:47:06.789 --> 00:47:10.210 what this all comes down to, the power of Amazon. 00:47:10.849 --> 00:47:13.369 So Will's just like, all right, cool, do it. 00:47:13.710 --> 00:47:16.889 I'm going to run down to the server room and 00:47:16.889 --> 00:47:19.739 like he calls back in. I'm writing down the server 00:47:19.739 --> 00:47:22.840 room. You got to get that to me. You guys are 00:47:22.840 --> 00:47:27.900 my eyes and ears. So Sandra and Faith, you're 00:47:27.900 --> 00:47:31.679 going to tell me where to go and what to avoid 00:47:31.679 --> 00:47:35.280 and everything like that. Dave, you're going 00:47:35.280 --> 00:47:39.519 to protect the drone. And Mark, you focus on 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:41.659 getting that drone and that flash drive to me. 00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:47.000 So basically the team's all together. um the 00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:49.860 aliens are on their way to dhs and so are the 00:47:49.860 --> 00:47:52.179 bombers they are about eight minutes out sandra 00:47:52.179 --> 00:47:54.860 is now the clock for when the bombers get there 00:47:54.860 --> 00:47:59.480 uh faith is going to be watching the cameras 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:02.579 and stuff and mark's going to be watching the 00:48:02.579 --> 00:48:06.159 drone and then dave is using like a reaper drone 00:48:06.159 --> 00:48:09.199 to protect it so he's like firing like these 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:11.599 missiles at the tripods and stuff just to like 00:48:11.599 --> 00:48:15.059 take their attention so he can get the drone 00:48:15.059 --> 00:48:19.760 around and so after like distracting a couple 00:48:19.760 --> 00:48:22.179 tripods the drone gets hit and it gets knocked 00:48:22.179 --> 00:48:25.699 down and it's upside down it's in turtle mode 00:48:25.699 --> 00:48:30.099 it can't get up again and so they see this homeless 00:48:30.099 --> 00:48:34.139 guy and will's just kind of like oh find out 00:48:34.139 --> 00:48:36.699 his cell phone number and see if he can flip 00:48:36.699 --> 00:48:40.500 over the drone and face just like he's homeless 00:48:40.500 --> 00:48:43.500 he's not gonna have a cell phone and Will's just 00:48:43.500 --> 00:48:46.260 like, everybody has a cell phone. So they get 00:48:46.260 --> 00:48:49.039 this guy's cell phone number through Faith just 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.780 being able to replicate Willow's hacking ability. 00:48:53.059 --> 00:48:58.420 And originally she's like, hey, the government 00:48:58.420 --> 00:49:01.079 will give you free internet access for a year 00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:03.159 if you're able to help us. And he's like, so 00:49:03.159 --> 00:49:05.420 they can spy on me? He's like texting back to 00:49:05.420 --> 00:49:08.900 Faith on this thing. And then Mark goes, no, 00:49:08.940 --> 00:49:10.800 just like offer him a thousand dollar Amazon 00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:14.380 gift card. offers him the gift card and he goes 00:49:14.380 --> 00:49:16.739 and flips the drone so now they're able to get 00:49:16.739 --> 00:49:20.559 back in the air and then dave crashes a reaper 00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:23.099 drone into one of the tripods not only killing 00:49:23.099 --> 00:49:26.440 it but blowing up a hole in the building so that 00:49:26.440 --> 00:49:30.199 he's able to get the amazon air drone in and 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:32.059 it kind of does like some stunts around building 00:49:32.059 --> 00:49:35.980 and everything like that and while this is happening 00:49:35.980 --> 00:49:38.699 will is in the server room and like one of the 00:49:38.699 --> 00:49:42.320 tentacles gets in and like trips him But he's 00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:44.380 able to like punch it and knock it out of the 00:49:44.380 --> 00:49:50.219 way and goes, move, bitch, get out the way. Still 00:49:50.219 --> 00:49:55.099 so corny and so good. The drone is like out of 00:49:55.099 --> 00:49:57.260 signal and out of battery, but it still manages 00:49:57.260 --> 00:50:00.079 somehow to like get to Will. Will's able to catch 00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:04.920 it. He gets into the server room by having Faith 00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:08.440 like watch the playback loop on the code for 00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:11.880 the server room. He's able to get in. And basically 00:50:11.880 --> 00:50:14.440 he's being attacked by these things. But he also 00:50:14.440 --> 00:50:17.119 is like, all right, Goliath, dinner time. And 00:50:17.119 --> 00:50:20.179 like reaches for it. And we don't know what happens. 00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:25.400 Except for the fact that the machines start dying. 00:50:25.539 --> 00:50:29.519 He's able to load the cannibal code. And this 00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.420 thing is spreading to all the tripods and they 00:50:31.420 --> 00:50:34.119 all start collapsing one at a time. And it's 00:50:34.119 --> 00:50:36.440 just in time. Because the pilots are getting 00:50:36.440 --> 00:50:39.400 there to blow up DHS. But they get the last second, 00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:42.019 like three seconds left. Abort! Abort! Abort! 00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:48.239 And everything goes black. And then as it comes 00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:52.280 up, it's Faith logging into her computer. And 00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:54.440 she finds that she received an email from her 00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:57.860 dad. And it's to Faith and Dave. And it includes 00:50:57.860 --> 00:50:59.920 this whole speech about, like, it's hard being 00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:03.480 a parent. I love you guys. I held on just a little 00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:06.070 too long. But when your mom died, I just wanted 00:51:06.070 --> 00:51:08.670 to protect you. And it kind of shows like the 00:51:08.670 --> 00:51:10.989 things that are happening, like the achievements 00:51:10.989 --> 00:51:13.750 of the family, how she's like this brilliant 00:51:13.750 --> 00:51:18.889 bioengineer now, how Dave was part of the disruptors 00:51:18.889 --> 00:51:21.750 that saved the world, how Briggs was getting 00:51:21.750 --> 00:51:24.869 arrested for violating the first and fourth amendments. 00:51:25.170 --> 00:51:28.190 And then Sandra was announced as the lead of 00:51:28.190 --> 00:51:32.760 NASA. Then we get to another computer screen 00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:35.559 and it's the Secretary of Defense calling in. 00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:39.380 And the screen is like the disruptor screen. 00:51:40.699 --> 00:51:43.800 And the Secretary of Defense calls in. And as 00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:47.360 soon as it's answered, Will's there. So Will 00:51:47.360 --> 00:51:50.320 survives. And the Secretary of Defense is just 00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:52.960 like, Agent Radford, I wanted to thank you for 00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:55.940 your achievements and your service. We want to 00:51:55.940 --> 00:52:00.389 start a new Goliath program. That is not as invasive. 00:52:00.489 --> 00:52:04.010 And doesn't take as many people's data. And Will 00:52:04.010 --> 00:52:06.050 is just kind of like. There's more important 00:52:06.050 --> 00:52:08.429 things to do. Than see what's in people's Amazon 00:52:08.429 --> 00:52:12.289 carts. And then it kind of shows. Pictures of 00:52:12.289 --> 00:52:15.829 him at the shower. Like seeing his family. And 00:52:15.829 --> 00:52:19.750 he hangs up on the Secretary of Defense. And 00:52:19.750 --> 00:52:22.869 that's it. That's the end of the movie. That 00:52:22.869 --> 00:52:29.079 is War of the Worlds 2025. I know what you're 00:52:29.079 --> 00:52:31.539 thinking. Mike, that doesn't sound that bad. 00:52:31.739 --> 00:52:33.719 I mean, yeah, it had its cheesy moments, but 00:52:33.719 --> 00:52:37.059 it doesn't sound that bad. This thing was bad, 00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:42.760 real bad, like real, real, real bad. Let's just 00:52:42.760 --> 00:52:44.800 start with the acting. The acting is terrible. 00:52:45.019 --> 00:52:48.219 It's like either it goes one of two ways. Either 00:52:48.219 --> 00:52:52.800 it's soap opera acting or it's like in certain 00:52:52.800 --> 00:52:55.639 situations, it's not how you would act. Like 00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:58.079 Faith dying and being mad at her dad like this. 00:52:58.139 --> 00:52:59.920 I don't think that's how you'd act. I think she'd 00:52:59.920 --> 00:53:02.280 be a lot more scared. You know, that kind of 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:03.960 thing. I think she'd be a lot more like gripping 00:53:03.960 --> 00:53:07.539 on and everything. I don't think she'd be as 00:53:07.539 --> 00:53:14.320 cold hearted, but maybe that's me. When you want 00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:16.539 somebody to be serious, they are not Ice Cube. 00:53:16.659 --> 00:53:18.920 That is not the person you want to be serious 00:53:18.920 --> 00:53:21.380 because it's either him just like staring blankly 00:53:21.380 --> 00:53:25.179 at the monitor or. like when his son died he 00:53:25.179 --> 00:53:28.659 just stares blankly at the monitor or it's just 00:53:28.659 --> 00:53:30.679 he can't handle things other than saying like 00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:34.559 ridiculous lines like uh move bitch get out the 00:53:34.559 --> 00:53:37.000 way that was probably one of my favorite parts 00:53:37.000 --> 00:53:41.559 it's so stupid it's so bad and it just made me 00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:43.699 laugh hysterically and i don't think i'm supposed 00:53:43.699 --> 00:53:47.000 to be laughing that hard at that point it's ham 00:53:47.000 --> 00:53:50.980 -fisted with its theme of like privacy good technology 00:53:50.980 --> 00:53:57.639 bad it try so hard to be smart and the issue 00:53:57.639 --> 00:53:59.500 is they never explain anything they just kind 00:53:59.500 --> 00:54:02.880 of like say oh yeah they're feeding on the data 00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:05.659 and what are they going to do with that data 00:54:05.659 --> 00:54:08.739 well i don't know the military oh it lost its 00:54:08.739 --> 00:54:11.699 gps and stuff and now the planes are crashing 00:54:11.699 --> 00:54:13.679 we don't know why but it's because it's just 00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:17.829 gps But now they're crashing. Oh, no. Oh, God. 00:54:18.190 --> 00:54:24.329 Oh, no. And that's the level of what it is. I 00:54:24.329 --> 00:54:27.150 was saying that I feel like this script was written 00:54:27.150 --> 00:54:32.210 by AI. And if it's not, it's written by two people 00:54:32.210 --> 00:54:33.889 that thought they were a lot smarter than they 00:54:33.889 --> 00:54:38.090 were. I will give it some credit. I think it's 00:54:38.090 --> 00:54:41.570 an interesting idea to do like this screen movie 00:54:41.570 --> 00:54:44.340 kind of thing. I've seen it. done and there's 00:54:44.340 --> 00:54:47.219 a lot of movies that can do it very well this 00:54:47.219 --> 00:54:52.860 could work like that but this was not it and 00:54:52.860 --> 00:54:55.500 that was the problem they missed on every aspect 00:54:55.500 --> 00:54:57.780 of it i thought it was a cool idea that it was 00:54:57.780 --> 00:54:59.599 all being told through the computer screen and 00:54:59.599 --> 00:55:01.460 stuff like that i think that's an interesting 00:55:01.460 --> 00:55:06.199 idea but the issue is too when you do that kind 00:55:06.199 --> 00:55:08.539 of story and especially with somebody that's 00:55:08.539 --> 00:55:15.170 kind of like an nsa dhs kind of person um What 00:55:15.170 --> 00:55:18.070 gets tough is then that person needs to be able 00:55:18.070 --> 00:55:22.690 to get things right away. Because that's not 00:55:22.690 --> 00:55:25.010 how the world works. Especially in times like 00:55:25.010 --> 00:55:27.829 this where technology was going to be down, you 00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:30.989 can't get things immediately. He gets a code 00:55:30.989 --> 00:55:33.809 to a Reaper drone like that. It's right away. 00:55:34.269 --> 00:55:38.889 And he has to ask for support to do it. I think 00:55:38.889 --> 00:55:40.829 support is probably going to be busy with a lot 00:55:40.829 --> 00:55:42.889 of other things right now. They're not just going 00:55:42.889 --> 00:55:47.210 to get you a Reaper drone. But maybe again, I'm 00:55:47.210 --> 00:55:49.469 not an expert at this. I just think that's probably 00:55:49.469 --> 00:55:52.570 the case though. And so that's the kind of thing. 00:55:54.369 --> 00:55:57.710 It's an hour and a half movie and a lot of things 00:55:57.710 --> 00:56:01.250 have to happen quickly. And so a lot of this 00:56:01.250 --> 00:56:05.369 is just, okay, I'm going to hack in and I don't 00:56:05.369 --> 00:56:07.110 need anything else. I'm just going to hack in. 00:56:07.170 --> 00:56:10.079 They had this like. password encryption thing 00:56:10.079 --> 00:56:12.820 or password encoder that they just kind of like 00:56:12.820 --> 00:56:15.260 put something in and they're able to get a password 00:56:15.260 --> 00:56:18.219 to almost anything and it's like super quick 00:56:18.219 --> 00:56:23.360 like okay we found your password here it is that's 00:56:23.360 --> 00:56:25.360 definitely another part of the problem with this 00:56:25.360 --> 00:56:29.320 is a i don't know if ice cube is the hacker type 00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:34.219 and b the fact that Everything is at his fingertips. 00:56:34.340 --> 00:56:36.059 He just needs a type of code and he gets all 00:56:36.059 --> 00:56:37.800 these cameras in the area. He gets all these 00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:43.679 drones in the area. I don't see that. I have 00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:48.940 to suspend a lot of belief or disbelief for that 00:56:48.940 --> 00:56:53.199 to happen. And I just don't see it. I don't see 00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:57.900 it. I can't suspend that much disbelief. And 00:56:57.900 --> 00:57:01.559 so that. already is a huge strike against this 00:57:01.559 --> 00:57:03.760 movie because that's majority of it majority 00:57:03.760 --> 00:57:07.440 of it is like i am facing a problem i need something 00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:12.679 okay i'm in and that is the hardest part for 00:57:12.679 --> 00:57:16.300 this movie and then on top of it you get to the 00:57:16.300 --> 00:57:19.699 mediocre acting you get to this terrible script 00:57:19.699 --> 00:57:23.400 and you get to these effects that are absolutely 00:57:23.400 --> 00:57:27.179 awful like a lot of this is just footage that 00:57:27.179 --> 00:57:30.360 they just edited and made it into the movie the 00:57:30.360 --> 00:57:33.920 the army preparing to fight these tripods i have 00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:37.280 seen those clips before like i know i have and 00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:41.820 that is probably a worse sin is the fact that 00:57:41.820 --> 00:57:44.219 not only did you take footage from somewhere 00:57:44.219 --> 00:57:46.619 else it's somewhere that you probably have seen 00:57:46.619 --> 00:57:49.139 before and like i can't put my finger on it and 00:57:49.139 --> 00:57:51.699 say it was from this point exactly but i feel 00:57:51.699 --> 00:57:54.900 like i've totally seen it before and so to just 00:57:54.900 --> 00:57:57.469 like Throw that into the movie as a hodgepodge 00:57:57.469 --> 00:58:01.269 kind of thing. Yeah, that's not great. That's 00:58:01.269 --> 00:58:05.889 not good. The fact that they had YouTube videos 00:58:05.889 --> 00:58:07.869 for the apartments that they were trying to find 00:58:07.869 --> 00:58:11.190 the disruptor in, that was stupid as hell. You're 00:58:11.190 --> 00:58:13.269 not going to get into these people's lives and 00:58:13.269 --> 00:58:15.130 it's just going to all of a sudden be a short 00:58:15.130 --> 00:58:17.809 video of a kid hitting another kid with a beanbag 00:58:17.809 --> 00:58:20.869 chair. I don't think that's the way it's going 00:58:20.869 --> 00:58:27.599 to be. So it's just... This movie was tough on 00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:31.840 a lot of aspects, and I get totally why people 00:58:31.840 --> 00:58:34.179 are saying this is the worst movie of the year. 00:58:34.239 --> 00:58:36.599 Because it is. I don't think there's a single 00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.800 movie I can think of that was worse than this 00:58:38.800 --> 00:58:43.800 movie that came out this year. It's high on my 00:58:43.800 --> 00:58:47.139 list of bad movies. It's definitely one of the 00:58:47.139 --> 00:58:49.179 worst ones I've seen. I think I've seen worse, 00:58:49.340 --> 00:58:52.219 but it's close. I mean, it's probably top five 00:58:52.219 --> 00:58:56.679 worst movies I've seen. And it's just because 00:58:56.679 --> 00:59:01.840 it's so stupid and it's so... I don't know what 00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:04.760 to even call it. I want to say it's disappointing, 00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:07.280 but it's not disappointing because we all saw 00:59:07.280 --> 00:59:10.019 where this was going. We all saw that a War of 00:59:10.019 --> 00:59:12.000 the Worlds movie starring Ice Cube was coming 00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:16.579 out. And I'm sorry, Ice Cube. It's not anything 00:59:16.579 --> 00:59:20.300 bad about you. Stick to comedies. Stick to action 00:59:20.300 --> 00:59:24.079 movies like Triple X. Like that. I can enjoy 00:59:24.079 --> 00:59:26.659 you in those. And, like, even some of these, 00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:29.199 I enjoyed some parts of it because it was just 00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:35.659 this stupid ice cube thing. But in this movie, 00:59:35.719 --> 00:59:38.679 it just does not work. I can't have you think 00:59:38.679 --> 00:59:41.019 your child dies and you just look at the camera 00:59:41.019 --> 00:59:45.900 like, huh, kind of thing. You know, I can't do 00:59:45.900 --> 00:59:49.039 that. I can't. I can't get away with that. That's 00:59:49.039 --> 00:59:50.860 probably the biggest disbelief of this whole 00:59:50.860 --> 00:59:56.409 movie. And I can't suspend that. so yeah um this 00:59:56.409 --> 00:59:59.449 movie's a zero i'm i'm gonna flat out say it 00:59:59.449 --> 01:00:01.889 is a zero i never want to see this movie again 01:00:01.889 --> 01:00:04.730 i can't find anything redeeming i told you already 01:00:04.730 --> 01:00:06.909 i mean i think it's an interesting concept if 01:00:06.909 --> 01:00:09.329 you had a through a better way i think you could 01:00:09.329 --> 01:00:12.349 have done it better um but yeah this this movie 01:00:12.349 --> 01:00:15.210 is a dead zero i'm not giving it the mitchell 01:00:15.210 --> 01:00:22.860 zero it is a dead zero zero out of five um Hacker 01:00:22.860 --> 01:00:27.559 codes. That's what I'm going to give it. Pure 01:00:27.559 --> 01:00:31.920 trash from beginning to end. The only positive 01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:34.699 about it was, or one of the only positives is 01:00:34.699 --> 01:00:38.360 that it was an hour and a half. So good. I didn't 01:00:38.360 --> 01:00:41.300 feel as bad afterwards saying this movie could 01:00:41.300 --> 01:00:44.659 have easily been two hours. And it also could 01:00:44.659 --> 01:00:46.820 have been R -rated with them just throwing in 01:00:46.820 --> 01:00:49.039 a bunch of fucks. I wouldn't have been surprised 01:00:49.039 --> 01:00:52.500 by that either. thank god they didn't do that 01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:56.079 so there we go that was war of the worlds from 01:00:56.079 --> 01:00:59.800 2025 uh thank you guys very much for tuning in 01:00:59.800 --> 01:01:02.099 i appreciate all you guys i'm happy to watch 01:01:02.099 --> 01:01:06.519 bad movies for all of you um surprise surprise 01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:09.840 i'm actually recorded ahead of time on next episode 01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:14.219 so i may be sending something out to get ready 01:01:14.219 --> 01:01:16.219 for the next next episode because i might finally 01:01:16.219 --> 01:01:19.380 be ahead of this shit i am way behind half the 01:01:19.380 --> 01:01:22.269 time but This time I might be ahead of it. So 01:01:22.269 --> 01:01:26.630 good news. Yay. I'm going to be prepared for 01:01:26.630 --> 01:01:30.969 the next inevitable war of the worlds. I appreciate 01:01:30.969 --> 01:01:32.949 you guys for tuning in. Thank you guys for listening 01:01:32.949 --> 01:01:34.869 to the Game for a Movie podcast, where we ask, 01:01:34.949 --> 01:01:37.469 are you game for a movie? I've been Mike, your 01:01:37.469 --> 01:01:39.829 host. I'll see you next time on the Game for 01:01:39.829 --> 01:01:41.250 a Movie podcast. Bye.