WEBVTT 00:00:01.899 --> 00:00:03.359 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:03.359 --> 00:00:05.679 episode of Game for a Movie, where we ask, are 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:07.700 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I will 00:00:07.700 --> 00:00:12.019 be your host this evening. So, a little bit of 00:00:12.019 --> 00:00:15.779 backstory about why this movie changed. Originally, 00:00:15.779 --> 00:00:18.480 I was supposed to be watching Exposed from 2016, 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:21.940 which stars Keanu Reeves and Ana de Armas, mostly 00:00:21.940 --> 00:00:24.859 because from the world of John Wick, Ballerina 00:00:24.859 --> 00:00:28.100 came out. Here's the thing. I've got probably 00:00:28.100 --> 00:00:33.219 about 40 more minutes on that movie. It was boring, 00:00:33.500 --> 00:00:38.359 like really boring, like the to the extent that 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.880 I feel like if I talked about it, I was going 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:42.920 to be bored. And that doesn't make for a good 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:44.820 episode. You don't want to hear that. I don't 00:00:44.820 --> 00:00:48.700 want to put that out there. So I pivoted and 00:00:48.700 --> 00:00:52.820 I watched a different movie that was a lot more 00:00:52.820 --> 00:00:56.530 fun. And I'm a lot more excited to talk about. 00:00:57.049 --> 00:01:02.049 So I think everybody wins in this case. I watched 00:01:02.049 --> 00:01:04.730 a bad movie. I'm going to tell you about said 00:01:04.730 --> 00:01:07.430 bad movie. I think everybody's going to win in 00:01:07.430 --> 00:01:10.349 this particular case. But of course, before we 00:01:10.349 --> 00:01:12.849 jump into that, we've got what we are drinking. 00:01:13.269 --> 00:01:15.969 Today I have got from Burlington Beer Company 00:01:15.969 --> 00:01:18.829 in Burlington, Vermont. Burlington, Vermont. 00:01:19.370 --> 00:01:21.519 Burlington, Vermont. Yeah. It is Burlington, 00:01:21.560 --> 00:01:24.680 Vermont. I've got a double IPA called It's Complicated 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:29.019 Being a Wizard. Yes, I did choose this strictly 00:01:29.019 --> 00:01:32.579 on name only. It's a very good double IPA. It's 00:01:32.579 --> 00:01:34.900 got a lot more fruit to it than I was expecting, 00:01:35.060 --> 00:01:39.219 but that's not necessarily a bad thing. And it 00:01:39.219 --> 00:01:43.299 is about 8%, so cheers to you guys. It's Complicated 00:01:43.299 --> 00:01:46.340 Being a Wizard. All right, enough about that. 00:01:46.620 --> 00:01:51.019 We've covered before. Water parks. And more specifically, 00:01:51.180 --> 00:01:54.299 people dying at water parks. And just when you 00:01:54.299 --> 00:01:56.519 thought it was safe to go back in the water, 00:01:56.700 --> 00:02:02.939 we bring you Aqua Slash. Yes, Aqua Slash is the 00:02:02.939 --> 00:02:04.680 name of the movie that we are covering today. 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:11.439 Aqua Slash is a film from 2020. As it turns out, 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:13.620 it was released in 2020. It was filmed in 2019. 00:02:14.740 --> 00:02:17.800 It is about an hour and 11 minutes long. It's 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:23.159 considered a... horror comedy and yeah it is 00:02:23.159 --> 00:02:27.060 um it is something let me tell you right now 00:02:27.060 --> 00:02:31.180 uh it is a 14 percent critic score a 20 audience 00:02:31.180 --> 00:02:35.719 score it is pretty much it deserves all of that 00:02:35.719 --> 00:02:39.800 uh this is a french production company so a lot 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:41.879 of the names of like the directors and stuff 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:44.740 uh they are a little more french the director 00:02:44.740 --> 00:02:47.159 is also the writer and the producer so you know 00:02:47.740 --> 00:02:50.159 It's off to a terrible start when it's like that. 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:54.500 The director is Renaud Gauthier. I think I pronounced 00:02:54.500 --> 00:02:57.699 that correctly. That being said, it does take 00:02:57.699 --> 00:03:00.740 place in Connecticut. It does have American actors. 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:04.259 So it's not like we're watching a French movie 00:03:04.259 --> 00:03:07.219 with subtitles or anything like that. A short 00:03:07.219 --> 00:03:10.840 description on IMDb is, Thrills, chills, and 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:14.340 screwball comedy meet tiny bikinis and gory dismemberment 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:17.539 in this chlorine and blood -drenched murder mystery. 00:03:18.979 --> 00:03:21.979 It's the best way to put it. We're going to dive 00:03:21.979 --> 00:03:24.740 into the details of it, but I think that's a 00:03:24.740 --> 00:03:27.780 pretty good start for what you can expect from 00:03:27.780 --> 00:03:30.819 this one. I also love the fact that it does have 00:03:30.819 --> 00:03:34.280 a tagline, and that tagline is, Blood is slicker 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:37.340 than water. that's pretty solid i'm not gonna 00:03:37.340 --> 00:03:40.460 lie so without further ado let's jump into the 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:44.080 details the fun details of aqua slash uh the 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:47.340 credits they are going over someone is sharpening 00:03:47.340 --> 00:03:50.900 metal and so it's just kind of like this scene 00:03:50.900 --> 00:03:52.699 you don't really see the figure or anything like 00:03:52.699 --> 00:03:56.680 that but they are sharpening metal and it's obvious 00:03:56.680 --> 00:04:00.340 these are the things that are going to be uh 00:04:00.340 --> 00:04:04.560 used later in the film and as these credits are 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:06.990 going Like I said before, this director was a 00:04:06.990 --> 00:04:09.409 producer, a writer, everything like that. He 00:04:09.409 --> 00:04:15.409 also did some of the music. So, yeah. We're off 00:04:15.409 --> 00:04:17.589 to a great start for this one. I'm not going 00:04:17.589 --> 00:04:20.329 to lie. After the credits are all done and the 00:04:20.329 --> 00:04:23.389 sharpening metal scene is all done, we start 00:04:23.389 --> 00:04:26.750 at a water park at night. And there is a couple 00:04:26.750 --> 00:04:30.689 that have been making out. And they're making 00:04:30.689 --> 00:04:35.600 out at the bottom of the water slide. And she 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.579 starts getting a little freaked out. She thinks 00:04:37.579 --> 00:04:40.300 they're being watched. So she suggests they go 00:04:40.300 --> 00:04:43.220 somewhere more private. So they go to the top 00:04:43.220 --> 00:04:47.319 of the water slide and they are full on doing 00:04:47.319 --> 00:04:51.360 it. Not joking, like bent over sex happening 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:56.120 kind of thing. And someone comes up behind them, 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:59.980 pulls a knife on them. The figure pushes the 00:04:59.980 --> 00:05:04.110 guy over and there's like a Wilhelm scream. It's 00:05:04.110 --> 00:05:07.490 great. Like, it really is Wilhelm scream, like, 00:05:07.529 --> 00:05:11.870 as he falls down. And then she gets her limbs 00:05:11.870 --> 00:05:17.730 dismembered one by one. And so, yeah, this couple, 00:05:17.829 --> 00:05:21.629 dead. Off to a great start. Then we get the title, 00:05:21.709 --> 00:05:25.709 and it's over the sign for the Wet Valley Water 00:05:25.709 --> 00:05:30.269 Park. That's the kind of stuff we're in for. 00:05:30.670 --> 00:05:33.410 So if you think this movie is very good with 00:05:33.410 --> 00:05:35.910 comedy and it sneaks in some zingers and stuff 00:05:35.910 --> 00:05:38.970 like that, you are mistaken. We are going to 00:05:38.970 --> 00:05:41.610 beat you over the head with these kind of jokes. 00:05:41.829 --> 00:05:44.790 So it's literally called the Wet Valley Water 00:05:44.790 --> 00:05:48.209 Park. They know exactly what they're doing. And 00:05:48.209 --> 00:05:51.029 it's the next day and people start to show up 00:05:51.029 --> 00:05:53.149 and it looks like they're high school graduates, 00:05:53.389 --> 00:05:56.050 which they are. And they are going to be spending 00:05:56.050 --> 00:05:58.529 the weekend at the water park. They've graduated. 00:05:58.629 --> 00:06:01.040 This is like their tradition. The high school 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:03.519 students go to the water park. They have a good 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:06.560 time before they all go off to college or wherever 00:06:06.560 --> 00:06:10.279 they may be going. This introduces us to our 00:06:10.279 --> 00:06:12.879 cast of characters a little bit, or at least 00:06:12.879 --> 00:06:15.839 the characters we care about. That is the music 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:19.639 geeks who are in a band called The Blades. I 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:21.680 wish I was joking about that, but no, it's actually 00:06:21.680 --> 00:06:24.240 called The Blades. We've got the valedictorian 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:26.399 that's kind of like, she's the one that's running 00:06:26.399 --> 00:06:29.629 it, but she also is like the party animal. She 00:06:29.629 --> 00:06:33.170 she's ready for a good time. We've got our jock 00:06:33.170 --> 00:06:36.629 group that just kind of exists to give our band 00:06:36.629 --> 00:06:39.709 friends the blades a hard time. Then we've got 00:06:39.709 --> 00:06:42.410 the stoners, the sex fiends, the goths, everything 00:06:42.410 --> 00:06:46.029 like that. And if I just lump those all together, 00:06:46.149 --> 00:06:49.730 trust me, that's all that happened with these 00:06:49.730 --> 00:06:51.709 characters. They all got lumped together from 00:06:51.709 --> 00:06:54.529 the very beginning. There's a slow -mo of people 00:06:54.529 --> 00:06:57.089 going down water slides, having a good time. 00:06:57.720 --> 00:07:00.240 And then our friends, the Blades, they go to 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:03.240 set up. They are going to be performing at this 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:06.139 water park. They're going to be performing 80s 00:07:06.139 --> 00:07:10.540 music. That's the theme. I don't know why. There's 00:07:10.540 --> 00:07:15.579 no real necessity for it, but they just do. So 00:07:15.579 --> 00:07:18.779 they are going to set up and they are greeted 00:07:18.779 --> 00:07:22.420 by Conrad Carter. This is an old man who kind 00:07:22.420 --> 00:07:25.410 of like does the ins and outs of the park. If 00:07:25.410 --> 00:07:27.370 you saw the trailer, he's just kind of like the 00:07:27.370 --> 00:07:29.550 creepy guy just to be creepy. Like the old man 00:07:29.550 --> 00:07:34.649 that's been there since day one. And we learn 00:07:34.649 --> 00:07:37.230 through exposition of the Blades talking to him 00:07:37.230 --> 00:07:41.449 that there was a person who died opening weekend. 00:07:42.050 --> 00:07:46.269 And so the Blades are kind of like hesitant about 00:07:46.269 --> 00:07:49.269 it. But Conrad goes, it's accidents. It's not 00:07:49.269 --> 00:07:52.709 murder. We aren't haunted or anything like that. 00:07:52.990 --> 00:07:55.050 And so it's just kind of to build the intrigue. 00:07:55.050 --> 00:07:58.029 But it seems like there's only been one other 00:07:58.029 --> 00:08:00.730 person that's died at this park to this point. 00:08:00.829 --> 00:08:04.389 And so it's kind of weird that it's even brought 00:08:04.389 --> 00:08:07.389 up that anybody really remembers it. But yeah, 00:08:07.449 --> 00:08:12.850 so one person died on the opening weekend. Conrad's 00:08:12.850 --> 00:08:14.870 not worried about it. He said it was an accident. 00:08:15.250 --> 00:08:18.449 Accidents happen. Part of this fun weekend is 00:08:18.449 --> 00:08:21.529 also the annual car wash. This usually raises 00:08:21.529 --> 00:08:24.269 like thousands of dollars and it sends two lucky 00:08:24.269 --> 00:08:28.649 graduates to Europe. Why is this important? It's 00:08:28.649 --> 00:08:32.169 not. It's just to show girls in scantily clad 00:08:32.169 --> 00:08:35.850 outfits, bikinis, that kind of stuff. This is 00:08:35.850 --> 00:08:39.570 the kind of movie. We are sex, drugs, and rock 00:08:39.570 --> 00:08:41.549 and roll. That is what this movie is supposed 00:08:41.549 --> 00:08:45.070 to be. As well as, you know, eventually murder. 00:08:45.909 --> 00:08:48.190 The person that's in charge of the car wash and 00:08:48.190 --> 00:08:49.990 getting the girls ready and everything like that 00:08:49.990 --> 00:08:52.889 is Priscilla. Priscilla is one of our main characters. 00:08:53.409 --> 00:08:57.309 And we also have Tommy, who's one of the, like, 00:08:57.350 --> 00:08:59.149 he's in charge. He's kind of one of the managers. 00:08:59.289 --> 00:09:02.110 He doesn't run the park, but he's, you know, 00:09:02.110 --> 00:09:04.250 he's like the general manager kind of thing. 00:09:04.950 --> 00:09:07.529 Tommy is pissed at Priscilla because he can't 00:09:07.529 --> 00:09:12.450 find Kim, his girlfriend. Kim, she kind of has 00:09:12.450 --> 00:09:15.730 a thing for Josh. Josh is the lead singer. of 00:09:15.730 --> 00:09:19.309 the band and also in the band are chad and slim 00:09:19.309 --> 00:09:23.649 so tommy finds kim kind of like catching up with 00:09:23.649 --> 00:09:26.830 josh and they huff off because tommy doesn't 00:09:26.830 --> 00:09:30.429 want kim to hang out with josh we flash to a 00:09:30.429 --> 00:09:33.049 car and there's a guy listening to a voicemail 00:09:33.049 --> 00:09:36.450 we are led to believe it's michael michael is 00:09:36.450 --> 00:09:43.659 josh's father he's kind of estranged so We kind 00:09:43.659 --> 00:09:47.120 of know through this voicemail that they don't 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:49.919 really get along, but he kind of invited Michael 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:53.259 to his graduation just to be like, hey, I kind 00:09:53.259 --> 00:09:55.279 of want to bury the hatchet before I go off to 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:58.120 college and stuff like that. But like if you're 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:00.759 too busy for me or whatever, I'm going to be 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:03.720 at the water park. It's fine. Just don't worry 00:10:03.720 --> 00:10:06.960 about it. Michael also like what we see in his 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:11.940 car. He has blueprints of the water park. And 00:10:11.940 --> 00:10:14.399 more specifically, like the slide designs, that 00:10:14.399 --> 00:10:17.759 kind of stuff. And it's very much a red herring. 00:10:19.159 --> 00:10:21.120 I never for a second thought it was Michael. 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:23.559 Like never for one second thought it was Michael. 00:10:23.639 --> 00:10:25.639 They're trying to build it up like maybe he did 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:28.460 it, maybe he didn't. I never for a second thought 00:10:28.460 --> 00:10:30.919 it was him. I just thought these blueprints were 00:10:30.919 --> 00:10:33.600 just kind of something to throw you off to make 00:10:33.600 --> 00:10:35.799 you think maybe there's a chance he's going to 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:40.679 kill him. So be that what it may, who knows? 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:44.659 uh kim is back in her position on the lifeguard 00:10:44.659 --> 00:10:49.299 stand and as she gets back up there these two 00:10:49.299 --> 00:10:52.580 drunks that are holding like a bottle of uh whiskey 00:10:52.580 --> 00:10:55.019 it looks like it's like jim beam or something 00:10:55.019 --> 00:10:56.960 like that it's just like blurred out kind of 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:00.000 thing they just cut the line and dive down the 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:04.100 slide and the one guy gets down first he like 00:11:04.460 --> 00:11:07.200 Holds the bottle in the air, swigs a drink, spins 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:09.960 around. The second guy, going headfirst down 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:12.840 the slide, runs into the bottle and smashes it, 00:11:12.899 --> 00:11:18.200 causing blood in the pool and glass. Okay, so 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.460 we've got one of our accidents. Remember how 00:11:20.460 --> 00:11:22.720 Conrad was saying they have accidents? Yeah. 00:11:23.659 --> 00:11:28.139 Kim rushes in to save them. It's fine. Everybody's 00:11:28.139 --> 00:11:30.799 fine. A couple stitches, everything like that, 00:11:30.860 --> 00:11:35.720 but the two guys get... carried out and uh basically 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:40.179 the ambulance takes him away and so this happened 00:11:40.179 --> 00:11:44.299 kind of to show like maybe there are accidents 00:11:44.299 --> 00:11:46.899 that happen here and you know nothing's really 00:11:46.899 --> 00:11:50.779 as it seems kind of thing not necessarily the 00:11:50.779 --> 00:11:53.879 case because it never comes back again really 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:58.919 you know whatever i also thought that maybe this 00:11:58.919 --> 00:12:02.519 scene happened because they wanted to like show 00:12:02.519 --> 00:12:06.820 that there was glass in the pool but it never 00:12:06.820 --> 00:12:08.919 really came back it was just kind of like a scene 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:13.120 to hey accidents happen kind of thing so who 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:15.960 knows so after they close off that slide and 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:18.620 that pool and everything like that um to clear 00:12:18.620 --> 00:12:20.659 out the blood and the glass and stuff like that 00:12:20.659 --> 00:12:23.779 uh the redheaded valedictorian who i think her 00:12:23.779 --> 00:12:26.039 name is alice uh they didn't really do a good 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.120 job of actually naming her she's just kind of 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:30.559 around a lot of this She's like sitting with 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.799 Chad and Slim and Phil, the main jock, comes 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:39.000 up and also walking past them is Priscilla. Priscilla 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:43.539 works at the park. She was a graduate from 1992, 00:12:43.919 --> 00:12:47.059 but she's still like smoking hot. And apparently 00:12:47.059 --> 00:12:50.659 she chooses one guy like every year at the water 00:12:50.659 --> 00:12:54.299 park to fuck. And her nickname is The End, which 00:12:54.299 --> 00:12:57.960 is the end to virginity. That is what she's kind 00:12:57.960 --> 00:13:03.220 of known for. Slim in the band, he wants to be 00:13:03.220 --> 00:13:07.740 this winner this year. So Slim tries to make 00:13:07.740 --> 00:13:10.120 a move, but Priscilla gets a call as he walks 00:13:10.120 --> 00:13:13.159 up. And it's from Michael, the blueprint guy 00:13:13.159 --> 00:13:16.159 in the car. And he has seen her at 8 o 'clock 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.600 tonight. One of the things I noticed about this 00:13:18.600 --> 00:13:20.480 phone call, because we really didn't hear Michael 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.279 talk at all, is he kind of has an accent like 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:28.889 Tommy Wiseau does in the room. It's not really 00:13:28.889 --> 00:13:31.610 like a specific dialect. It's just kind of all 00:13:31.610 --> 00:13:34.669 over the place. So yeah, Michael has a weird 00:13:34.669 --> 00:13:39.090 accent. You know, whatever. At the same time, 00:13:39.169 --> 00:13:42.330 Conrad is cleaning the pool. And this is where 00:13:42.330 --> 00:13:45.649 we meet Wilkinson. Wilkinson is the actual owner 00:13:45.649 --> 00:13:49.350 of the water park. And he just wants to keep 00:13:49.350 --> 00:13:52.210 this open. So he says they shouldn't drain the 00:13:52.210 --> 00:13:54.549 pool, even though there's glass in it. Again, 00:13:54.750 --> 00:13:57.009 I thought this glass was going to come back. 00:13:57.419 --> 00:14:01.139 to bite them that kind of stuff it really doesn't 00:14:01.139 --> 00:14:04.360 but Wilkinson just wants to keep this open so 00:14:04.360 --> 00:14:07.120 that he can make money and he can have a good 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:10.379 time we don't know exactly what his motives are 00:14:10.379 --> 00:14:13.379 but he wants to keep this place open so after 00:14:13.379 --> 00:14:16.080 all that the blades are setting up their equipment 00:14:16.080 --> 00:14:21.360 and stuff and Chad stops Tommy and asks him to 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:25.100 help with the stage breakers And basically, this 00:14:25.100 --> 00:14:28.200 is to give Josh a chance to go talk to Kim alone. 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:33.279 And Tommy's basically like, somebody else can 00:14:33.279 --> 00:14:36.820 help you, Chip. And he goes, it's Chad. Like, 00:14:36.860 --> 00:14:39.500 this is a reoccurring joke. So I kept track of 00:14:39.500 --> 00:14:44.919 this. I saw this scene from this movie. And it 00:14:44.919 --> 00:14:48.700 includes him saying, it's Chad, in one of the 00:14:48.700 --> 00:14:52.269 lines. And it was hysterical. And so I knew it 00:14:52.269 --> 00:14:54.470 was coming later in the movie. It wasn't this 00:14:54.470 --> 00:14:57.269 part, but I knew it was coming. So I kept note 00:14:57.269 --> 00:15:01.210 of when it happened because trust me, the delivery 00:15:01.210 --> 00:15:04.330 on it is up there as one of the worst. It is 00:15:04.330 --> 00:15:08.070 so bad. So Tommy calls him Chip. He goes, it's 00:15:08.070 --> 00:15:12.149 Chad. But Tommy helps him out and Josh is able 00:15:12.149 --> 00:15:15.190 to talk to Kim alone. They also give Tommy weed 00:15:15.190 --> 00:15:17.470 for him helping out because, you know, as you 00:15:17.470 --> 00:15:21.470 do. So Josh. Goes to Kim and they immediately 00:15:21.470 --> 00:15:24.230 start making out. And they run off somewhere 00:15:24.230 --> 00:15:27.710 private. And she admits that she really wants 00:15:27.710 --> 00:15:32.009 to be with him. And we also learn that there's 00:15:32.009 --> 00:15:38.470 some reason that Kim is not part of this class 00:15:38.470 --> 00:15:42.190 with them. Something happened and she's no longer 00:15:42.190 --> 00:15:45.409 at school. So this is why she got a job working 00:15:45.409 --> 00:15:49.139 at the water park. She just kind of got with 00:15:49.139 --> 00:15:53.860 Tommy out of like trying to get ahead kind of 00:15:53.860 --> 00:15:57.580 stuff. So she doesn't really like Tommy like 00:15:57.580 --> 00:16:02.179 that. She really would rather be with Josh. Sets 00:16:02.179 --> 00:16:06.940 up our love triangle for the most part. Michael 00:16:06.940 --> 00:16:09.419 and Priscilla, they are at a fancy restaurant 00:16:09.419 --> 00:16:12.440 and he's just like a complete asshole. Like he's 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:16.659 just like belittling the. waiters he's eating 00:16:16.659 --> 00:16:20.840 lobster like super loud and annoying but priscilla 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:22.980 is still trying to make it like a good night 00:16:22.980 --> 00:16:26.779 for some reason so at the same time tommy and 00:16:26.779 --> 00:16:28.899 conrad are kind of like putting stuff together 00:16:28.899 --> 00:16:31.519 at night like all these things they're getting 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:33.840 ready for the next day because the next day is 00:16:33.840 --> 00:16:36.519 supposed to be like the big day where all the 00:16:36.519 --> 00:16:38.299 kids have all the fun and everything like that 00:16:38.299 --> 00:16:40.720 and tommy kind of says out loud that he hopes 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:44.460 all these kids drown and conrad Kind of changing 00:16:44.460 --> 00:16:46.679 the subject goes, I haven't really seen Kim around. 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:49.940 Well, that's because Kim and Josh are in a locker 00:16:49.940 --> 00:16:54.399 room and they are fucking. And like we see a 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:58.559 lot of them, both of them a lot. We also see 00:16:58.559 --> 00:17:01.820 that somebody kind of is like in the background 00:17:01.820 --> 00:17:06.200 and we see that they may or may not be taking 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:09.519 video of these two having sex. while this is 00:17:09.519 --> 00:17:11.700 happening like all the kids are still having 00:17:11.700 --> 00:17:14.220 like a party it's kind of like a full -on rave 00:17:14.220 --> 00:17:16.640 like they have like different colored paints 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:20.119 on the slides and it's it's really like trippy 00:17:20.119 --> 00:17:23.720 and that kind of stuff um we learned that wilkinson 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:28.660 is sleeping with alice and a lot of it is because 00:17:28.660 --> 00:17:30.759 of drugs and stuff like that but also because 00:17:30.759 --> 00:17:34.819 it's just like getting it on with a an 18 year 00:17:34.819 --> 00:17:37.160 old kind of thing like it's the younger model 00:17:37.930 --> 00:17:40.250 Kim and Josh start walking back. They get to 00:17:40.250 --> 00:17:44.609 the rave area. And Kim is really excited because 00:17:44.609 --> 00:17:46.890 Josh is about to perform with the Blades. They're 00:17:46.890 --> 00:17:52.190 going to perform. They do a rendition of I Wear 00:17:52.190 --> 00:17:55.450 My Sunglasses at Night. And while this is happening, 00:17:55.670 --> 00:18:00.869 Phil, the bully, yeah, he texts everybody the 00:18:00.869 --> 00:18:04.950 tape or the video of Kim and Josh getting it 00:18:04.950 --> 00:18:08.720 on. And, of course, Tommy sees it. So Tommy gets 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:11.220 really pissed. He goes up on stage. He punches 00:18:11.220 --> 00:18:15.200 Josh. And because Tommy was the one that was 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:17.640 like instigating it, Wilkinson fires him immediately. 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:20.940 Like he's out. He's done. Get out of here. At 00:18:20.940 --> 00:18:25.440 the same time, Priscilla gets there and Priscilla 00:18:25.440 --> 00:18:31.559 is like, she's married to Wilkinson and she busts 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:37.980 him for sleeping with Alice. And apparently she 00:18:37.980 --> 00:18:41.359 was sent to go on this date with Michael to make 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:46.220 it like worthwhile kind of thing. We don't know 00:18:46.220 --> 00:18:49.299 why. We have no clue. Just kind of this is what's 00:18:49.299 --> 00:18:52.039 happening. So Josh is walking away from the party. 00:18:52.079 --> 00:18:54.079 He's like bleeding because he got punched, everything 00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:56.339 like that. And then Michael appears out of the 00:18:56.339 --> 00:18:59.599 bushes. Remember, Michael is Josh's estranged 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:02.859 father. He had those blueprints and everything 00:19:02.859 --> 00:19:07.259 like that. And apparently he owns the water park 00:19:07.259 --> 00:19:12.059 and he offers it to Josh if he wants it. And 00:19:12.059 --> 00:19:14.740 he just wants to like take care of his son. He's 00:19:14.740 --> 00:19:17.299 using his money to buy his affection pretty much. 00:19:18.019 --> 00:19:23.559 And Alice, who was sleeping with Wilkinson, catches 00:19:23.559 --> 00:19:26.859 that he's not really the rightful owner. And 00:19:26.859 --> 00:19:30.299 so. She like kind of takes note of it, ducks 00:19:30.299 --> 00:19:33.240 off without being seen. Then it becomes like 00:19:33.240 --> 00:19:35.579 even more confusing because apparently Wilkinson 00:19:35.579 --> 00:19:38.640 is selling it. I don't know. I felt like Michael 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.220 owned it. Wilkinson was just kind of there as 00:19:41.220 --> 00:19:44.579 like a figurehead until Josh was ready. Maybe, 00:19:44.599 --> 00:19:47.539 maybe not. I don't know. That was confusing to 00:19:47.539 --> 00:19:51.200 me. So Alice is pissed. She's getting, she's 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:53.680 pissed that she's getting cut out. She wants 00:19:53.680 --> 00:19:58.579 to have part of this water park, I guess. I don't 00:19:58.579 --> 00:20:01.500 know why. It's not like this is a huge deal to 00:20:01.500 --> 00:20:03.380 own this water park, but she was just kind of 00:20:03.380 --> 00:20:06.819 mad at Wilkinson because Wilkinson was just getting 00:20:06.819 --> 00:20:09.440 rid of it. So at this point, we've got Wilkinson 00:20:09.440 --> 00:20:11.920 is selling the park to Michael. Michael is offering 00:20:11.920 --> 00:20:17.099 it to Josh. Josh is sleeping with Kim and Kim 00:20:17.099 --> 00:20:20.619 was supposedly with Tommy. Wilkinson is married 00:20:20.619 --> 00:20:24.059 to Priscilla, but is sleeping with Alice. And 00:20:24.059 --> 00:20:28.380 then we've got Chad Slim. uh chad it's chad uh 00:20:28.380 --> 00:20:31.700 conrad we've got slim trying to sleep with priscilla 00:20:31.700 --> 00:20:35.859 and then it's it's so confusing like it's just 00:20:35.859 --> 00:20:38.140 a lot of stuff that they try to get in there 00:20:38.140 --> 00:20:41.140 there's a lot going on and there's still the 00:20:41.140 --> 00:20:43.299 backstory with kim we don't know why she's no 00:20:43.299 --> 00:20:47.819 longer at the school who knows um it's all crazy 00:20:47.819 --> 00:20:51.180 like this whole thing is just kind of crazy Kim 00:20:51.180 --> 00:20:54.559 shows up at Chad's door and basically goes, you're 00:20:54.559 --> 00:20:59.980 Josh's friend, Chud, right? It's Chad. He gets 00:20:59.980 --> 00:21:01.920 mad again, you know? So that's the second time. 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:06.539 Still fun. Josh shows up and he's really glad 00:21:06.539 --> 00:21:08.980 that she's okay because he was worried that she 00:21:08.980 --> 00:21:11.160 was going to be, something was going to happen 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:14.200 to her because of Tommy. They're okay. They have 00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:16.240 like a reunion kind of thing. And it's just the 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:19.140 three of them in this room. It's dark. There's 00:21:19.140 --> 00:21:22.049 no one around. And someone is cutting a hole 00:21:22.049 --> 00:21:25.109 through the water slide. And not only cutting 00:21:25.109 --> 00:21:28.069 a hole in the water slide, putting these blades 00:21:28.069 --> 00:21:32.329 in that make like this X. And it is terrible 00:21:32.329 --> 00:21:35.750 CGI. Like it's way too bright. It's way brighter 00:21:35.750 --> 00:21:38.190 than anything else in there. But it's supposed 00:21:38.190 --> 00:21:41.210 to be obvious that these blades are here. So 00:21:41.210 --> 00:21:44.309 there's an X blade in one of the water slides. 00:21:45.970 --> 00:21:51.119 Here comes the slash part of Aqua Slash. So speaking 00:21:51.119 --> 00:21:55.200 of X's, as I said before, we were supposed to 00:21:55.200 --> 00:21:57.980 watch Exposed. Yes, I'm keeping with theme. This 00:21:57.980 --> 00:22:02.460 is kind of great. I switched to Aqua Slash, but 00:22:02.460 --> 00:22:04.680 we still played our guessing game on the movie 00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:07.740 Exposed. And our first podcast to get it correct 00:22:07.740 --> 00:22:12.859 was fitting. Very fitting. X Radio X, the music 00:22:12.859 --> 00:22:18.140 podcast. These are our friends. It's weird to 00:22:18.140 --> 00:22:22.910 even say that. somebody you've never met is friends 00:22:22.910 --> 00:22:28.210 but x radio x podcast these guys we've known 00:22:28.210 --> 00:22:30.450 them since the beginning they're always guessing 00:22:30.450 --> 00:22:33.089 at our games you've heard them on the show before 00:22:33.089 --> 00:22:38.769 um great guys uh you can find them x radio x 00:22:38.769 --> 00:22:43.940 one on Twitter slash X slash whatever the fuck 00:22:43.940 --> 00:22:46.500 we're calling it. God, there's so many X's now. 00:22:46.619 --> 00:22:49.660 This is great. Their most recent episode they 00:22:49.660 --> 00:22:52.000 wanted me to include has high production value. 00:22:52.200 --> 00:22:55.140 I don't know what that means. I have not listened 00:22:55.140 --> 00:22:58.359 to that episode yet. I will be soon enough. But 00:22:58.359 --> 00:23:01.519 yeah, so their most recent episode has high production 00:23:01.519 --> 00:23:04.700 value. So be sure to give a listen to our friends 00:23:04.700 --> 00:23:08.160 X Radio X, the music podcast. Thank you guys 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.210 very much for guessing as you always do. And 00:23:11.210 --> 00:23:14.650 let's get back to the X's of the blades in the 00:23:14.650 --> 00:23:19.190 water slide for Aqua Slash. So mind you, this 00:23:19.190 --> 00:23:22.990 movie is only about an hour and 11 minutes. And 00:23:22.990 --> 00:23:29.769 we're probably 45, 50 minutes in at this point. 00:23:29.829 --> 00:23:32.210 And nobody besides the couple in the beginning 00:23:32.210 --> 00:23:35.619 has died. So it's very strange that we've gotten 00:23:35.619 --> 00:23:38.420 this far and now the actual slashing is going 00:23:38.420 --> 00:23:40.960 to start and it goes quick like it goes really 00:23:40.960 --> 00:23:43.799 quick. So it's the next day. Michael's outside 00:23:43.799 --> 00:23:46.279 the park and he's just kind of observing some 00:23:46.279 --> 00:23:49.099 stuff. And then we see we don't know who it is. 00:23:49.180 --> 00:23:53.039 We just see a gun show up behind him. And like 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:55.680 this person wanted to make sure they Michael 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:59.559 knew they were there. So he like they get their 00:23:59.559 --> 00:24:01.900 attention. They get his attention. They shoot 00:24:01.900 --> 00:24:05.309 him in the foot. As he's trying to run off, he 00:24:05.309 --> 00:24:08.430 gets to the water pump room and he sees the dead 00:24:08.430 --> 00:24:13.869 couple from earlier. And they are locked in the 00:24:13.869 --> 00:24:17.150 water pressure area where they would be able 00:24:17.150 --> 00:24:20.450 to turn off the water. And so Michael then gets 00:24:20.450 --> 00:24:23.230 shot off screen. We don't actually see it. Who 00:24:23.230 --> 00:24:25.930 knows? Again, remember how I was saying they 00:24:25.930 --> 00:24:29.569 kind of use him as a red herring? Again, I think 00:24:29.569 --> 00:24:31.690 they... kill him off screen because they want 00:24:31.690 --> 00:24:34.369 you to still believe there's a chance that Michael 00:24:34.369 --> 00:24:39.450 is the guy. I still didn't think so. I don't 00:24:39.450 --> 00:24:41.289 know who I was thinking it was at this point, 00:24:41.309 --> 00:24:43.829 but I was not thinking it was Michael. We then 00:24:43.829 --> 00:24:46.569 see Tommy. Tommy is trying to text and call Kim, 00:24:46.690 --> 00:24:51.559 but she is not answering. He's kind of like leaving 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:53.720 a message. He's burying his soul, just kind of 00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:56.460 saying like, I forgive you. I'm sorry. That kind 00:24:56.460 --> 00:24:59.420 of stuff. And Conrad slams the car and scares 00:24:59.420 --> 00:25:02.279 him. It's one of those jump scares where it's 00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:03.960 supposed to come out of nowhere and scare the 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:08.279 crap out of you. Conrad basically tells him to 00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:11.640 forget her, but it's like in a creepy red herring 00:25:11.640 --> 00:25:15.000 way again. Like, oh, forget her. She's not going 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.000 to be around much anyway. That kind of stuff. 00:25:18.670 --> 00:25:21.450 Tommy and Kim aren't the only couple that are 00:25:21.450 --> 00:25:24.829 having problems. Priscilla didn't sleep at her 00:25:24.829 --> 00:25:29.569 house with Wilkinson that night. Basically, Wilkinson's 00:25:29.569 --> 00:25:32.890 kind of upset. He thinks he fucked up. So he 00:25:32.890 --> 00:25:34.950 actually will admit that he kind of messed up. 00:25:35.089 --> 00:25:41.309 So he wants her back. But she didn't stay that 00:25:41.309 --> 00:25:45.710 night. Conrad, after his speech to Tommy, goes 00:25:45.710 --> 00:25:48.960 to turn on the water. And he kind of sees a spot 00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:51.019 of blood in the grass, but he doesn't think much 00:25:51.019 --> 00:25:53.519 of it. Like he just kind of, okay, it must have 00:25:53.519 --> 00:25:55.380 happened when they got those kids out of the 00:25:55.380 --> 00:25:58.160 pool, you know, that kind of stuff. So he doesn't 00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:02.500 say anything. He doesn't do anything. Priscilla, 00:26:02.640 --> 00:26:05.599 remember how I said she didn't really sleep at 00:26:05.599 --> 00:26:08.059 home that night? Yeah, she had sex with Slim. 00:26:08.279 --> 00:26:11.480 And she's doing it again near the slides. And 00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:14.140 more so because she wants Wilkinson to catch 00:26:14.140 --> 00:26:16.519 them. And she wants Wilkinson to be jealous. 00:26:17.210 --> 00:26:20.150 And he does catch them and he's angry, but he's 00:26:20.150 --> 00:26:24.190 more angry about like her staff or their staff 00:26:24.190 --> 00:26:26.869 being missing because they still can't find the 00:26:26.869 --> 00:26:29.130 two that were the couple. They apparently were 00:26:29.130 --> 00:26:32.470 staff. This is where we first learned that. So 00:26:32.470 --> 00:26:36.750 he's more mad about that. So he needs her to 00:26:36.750 --> 00:26:40.690 come help him with the next activity that they're 00:26:40.690 --> 00:26:43.089 doing. What's the next activity you might be 00:26:43.089 --> 00:26:46.460 asking? Well, it is a sea snake race. basically 00:26:46.460 --> 00:26:48.799 what a sea snake race is because i've never heard 00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:52.019 of this before if this is a thing i i haven't 00:26:52.019 --> 00:26:54.440 really gone to water parks like in in general 00:26:54.440 --> 00:26:58.240 um if this is a normal thing can somebody tell 00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:00.819 me that because i really have no clue what this 00:27:00.819 --> 00:27:04.759 is but essentially you get teams of three and 00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:07.799 you can't let go of each other and you have to 00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.519 get down to the bottom and whoever gets their 00:27:10.519 --> 00:27:13.960 first wins um you also get bonus points i guess 00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:17.059 for like dancing or whatever i don't know it 00:27:17.059 --> 00:27:18.960 was very strange i don't know about that part 00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:23.059 they can't even see in these water slides so 00:27:23.059 --> 00:27:26.779 i don't know what they're doing with that basically 00:27:26.779 --> 00:27:29.519 it's just a race of three people at a time so 00:27:29.519 --> 00:27:32.859 these teams start lining up essentially so we've 00:27:32.859 --> 00:27:35.019 got alice and her team of like pretty popular 00:27:35.019 --> 00:27:38.660 girls uh we've got phil has his jock team including 00:27:38.660 --> 00:27:41.460 a guy that has like ridiculous like johnny bravo 00:27:41.460 --> 00:27:45.470 hair it's like really ridiculous Team Blades 00:27:45.470 --> 00:27:50.829 is together, but Slim hasn't shown up. So they 00:27:50.829 --> 00:27:53.509 are trying to recruit Kim to join their cause. 00:27:54.009 --> 00:27:57.789 And there's also like a goth team and that kind 00:27:57.789 --> 00:28:00.890 of stuff. So all these teams are getting ready 00:28:00.890 --> 00:28:04.750 for the sea snake race. And also showing up is 00:28:04.750 --> 00:28:08.289 Tommy. Tommy shows up as a customer and he wants 00:28:08.289 --> 00:28:11.930 to get on a team so he can race as well. Since 00:28:11.930 --> 00:28:13.910 the other lifeguards aren't there, Priscilla 00:28:13.910 --> 00:28:16.089 and Wilkinson are forced to go up there together. 00:28:16.390 --> 00:28:19.670 So they are up at the top. And then Conrad assumes 00:28:19.670 --> 00:28:22.630 a position as the lifeguard at the bottom. Even 00:28:22.630 --> 00:28:26.670 though Conrad isn't a lifeguard, he has been 00:28:26.670 --> 00:28:28.789 around it enough that they trust him to do so. 00:28:29.589 --> 00:28:33.529 So this also establishes that they have walkie 00:28:33.529 --> 00:28:35.410 -talkies so they can talk to each other and everything 00:28:35.410 --> 00:28:38.230 like that. Priscilla is manning the walkie -talkie 00:28:38.230 --> 00:28:40.960 at the top. Conrad's got it at the bottom. And 00:28:40.960 --> 00:28:44.380 they all get ready to go do the sea snake. So 00:28:44.380 --> 00:28:47.500 they all head up towards the top. And then Tommy 00:28:47.500 --> 00:28:51.779 is kind of like behind because he's still trying 00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:54.019 to find a team A, but he's also kind of just 00:28:54.019 --> 00:28:57.779 behind the group. And all of a sudden he gets 00:28:57.779 --> 00:29:01.720 wet. And it's very weird that he's getting wet 00:29:01.720 --> 00:29:05.619 from the slide. And then he sees that there's 00:29:05.619 --> 00:29:10.809 holes in the side of the slide. And like they 00:29:10.809 --> 00:29:12.450 look like they're kind of plugged up, but they're 00:29:12.450 --> 00:29:16.029 not really. What he thinks happens is he thinks 00:29:16.029 --> 00:29:19.650 that these slides are like old and rickety. He 00:29:19.650 --> 00:29:24.410 thinks that they're going to break whoever is 00:29:24.410 --> 00:29:28.230 in them. And so he runs up and he tries to stop 00:29:28.230 --> 00:29:30.990 the race. So he's trying to stop the race. But 00:29:30.990 --> 00:29:33.789 Priscilla is kind of like, OK, no, we're fine. 00:29:34.029 --> 00:29:37.150 We this is fine. Tommy, just stop. Just stop 00:29:37.150 --> 00:29:41.019 being here. So she encourages the race. And she 00:29:41.019 --> 00:29:44.880 sends the teams off. And this is where it's supposed 00:29:44.880 --> 00:29:49.140 to become the actual mystery part of it. We've 00:29:49.140 --> 00:29:51.259 got three teams. We've got team pretty girl, 00:29:51.359 --> 00:29:53.779 party girl, whatever. We've got team blades. 00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:56.599 And then we've got the emo goth team on the other. 00:29:57.079 --> 00:29:59.740 And they're all sliding down. And it's like different 00:29:59.740 --> 00:30:01.400 cuts and everything like that. And you're kind 00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:03.380 of going, okay, we know the blades are there. 00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:08.039 Who's going to die first? And as they're getting 00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:14.029 ready. To send the next group down. Tommy. Who's 00:30:14.029 --> 00:30:16.269 still trying to get them to stop the race. Gets 00:30:16.269 --> 00:30:18.849 pushed down by Phil. And sent down the slide. 00:30:19.309 --> 00:30:25.569 So. I think this would have been great. If. This 00:30:25.569 --> 00:30:27.670 is what they were trying for. And if we didn't 00:30:27.670 --> 00:30:29.869 see any of the trailers. Or posters or anything 00:30:29.869 --> 00:30:33.849 like that. Because they were. Establishing some 00:30:33.849 --> 00:30:35.990 kind of mystery. Of who's going to die. That 00:30:35.990 --> 00:30:37.809 kind of thing. Obviously it's not going to be 00:30:37.809 --> 00:30:41.539 Team Blades. But Team Party Girl or Team Emo 00:30:41.539 --> 00:30:43.900 Goth, either of them could have gone because 00:30:43.900 --> 00:30:45.640 they would have just been cannon fodder and I 00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:49.140 would have been here for it. Unfortunately, I've 00:30:49.140 --> 00:30:52.519 seen the trailer. I've seen the poster. And on 00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:55.759 the trailer and on the poster, Team Party Girl 00:30:55.759 --> 00:31:00.259 is seen in front of the Blades. And they catch 00:31:00.259 --> 00:31:04.220 it at the very end. They start screaming. Alice, 00:31:04.299 --> 00:31:07.099 our Party Girl, she hits it first because she's 00:31:07.099 --> 00:31:09.859 the front of the line. And she gets split, just 00:31:09.859 --> 00:31:15.220 absolutely dismembered. Arms, head, torso split 00:31:15.220 --> 00:31:21.000 by these blades. But once one person hits, it 00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:24.140 kind of stops the momentum. So like the second 00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:27.299 girl may have hit it and she may be like cut 00:31:27.299 --> 00:31:29.380 and stuff like that, but she's not really going 00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:32.700 anywhere. So she's just kind of like stuck on 00:31:32.700 --> 00:31:35.119 these blades. And then the third girl is just 00:31:35.119 --> 00:31:37.420 kind of back there. realizing what's going to 00:31:37.420 --> 00:31:39.559 happen that has to be the scariest position because 00:31:39.559 --> 00:31:42.940 at least with Alice she just was gone the second 00:31:42.940 --> 00:31:45.640 girl it sucks it's not great but the third girl 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:50.339 knows what's coming and remember how I said that 00:31:50.339 --> 00:31:54.980 Tommy got pushed down the slide yes he did get 00:31:54.980 --> 00:32:02.740 pushed down that slide and So Team Blades makes 00:32:02.740 --> 00:32:04.779 it down. They're celebrating. They've got victory 00:32:04.779 --> 00:32:07.900 and everything like that. And then all of a sudden 00:32:07.900 --> 00:32:13.420 the pool starts becoming red with blood. And 00:32:13.420 --> 00:32:16.460 not only that, Kim sees one of the body parts. 00:32:16.960 --> 00:32:22.529 And it becomes just pandemonium. Josh basically 00:32:22.529 --> 00:32:25.130 is like trying to help them because he realizes 00:32:25.130 --> 00:32:27.109 that the rest of the group hasn't gotten down 00:32:27.109 --> 00:32:30.750 to the bottom yet. So he tries to climb up the 00:32:30.750 --> 00:32:35.490 slide backwards. Conrad, who's basically the 00:32:35.490 --> 00:32:37.569 walkie talkie is going because Priscilla wants 00:32:37.569 --> 00:32:39.430 to know what's going on. Like, can they send 00:32:39.430 --> 00:32:42.269 the next group down? That kind of thing. Conrad 00:32:42.269 --> 00:32:45.809 kind of sees the blood. He jumps off the lifeguard 00:32:45.809 --> 00:32:49.089 stand, lands wrong and like breaks his foot like 00:32:49.089 --> 00:32:52.769 bad brick. um well it would be a bread break 00:32:52.769 --> 00:32:57.069 if it was his actual foot because i saw a goof 00:32:57.069 --> 00:33:00.390 on imdb and now that i think about it makes complete 00:33:00.390 --> 00:33:04.490 sense uh it's very obvious when he jumped off 00:33:04.490 --> 00:33:06.529 and they tried to show you like his foot breaking 00:33:06.529 --> 00:33:09.990 uh it's somebody's hand just kind of like bending 00:33:09.990 --> 00:33:14.170 weird in the shoe so that you could tell it was 00:33:14.170 --> 00:33:16.869 kind of like meant to look like that but it was 00:33:16.869 --> 00:33:19.240 really just somebody messing like that Doing 00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:22.279 that trick kind of thing. So Conrad can't stand 00:33:22.279 --> 00:33:27.220 up. He can't answer the radio. Tommy sees the 00:33:27.220 --> 00:33:29.799 girls backed up on the blades and tries to stop, 00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:32.480 but he can't. So he pushes through not only the 00:33:32.480 --> 00:33:36.660 next girl, but the second one too. Chad is just 00:33:36.660 --> 00:33:39.180 like blowing chunks. He's just like losing it. 00:33:39.279 --> 00:33:42.200 Kim is stuck in the water screaming. And Josh 00:33:42.200 --> 00:33:44.240 basically gets thrown down the slide because 00:33:44.240 --> 00:33:46.319 he can't make it up there. It's just too strong. 00:33:48.269 --> 00:33:51.589 Up at the top, two people are kind of like wimping 00:33:51.589 --> 00:33:54.710 out of the sea snake race. So Priscilla offers 00:33:54.710 --> 00:33:58.289 to Wilkinson that they race so they can join 00:33:58.289 --> 00:34:00.990 a team too. And they push down the slide. So 00:34:00.990 --> 00:34:02.930 Wilkinson ends up on this team with like these 00:34:02.930 --> 00:34:06.089 two girls. And Priscilla ends up on another team 00:34:06.089 --> 00:34:08.710 with like these two dudes. At this point, Tommy 00:34:08.710 --> 00:34:10.789 is still alive, but he's stuck on the blades. 00:34:10.869 --> 00:34:13.469 Like he's getting cut into that kind of thing. 00:34:14.529 --> 00:34:17.590 And Wilkinson was on the tube that had the blades 00:34:17.590 --> 00:34:21.389 and Josh races up the side and he's like trying 00:34:21.389 --> 00:34:23.929 to save him. And basically he's like holding 00:34:23.929 --> 00:34:28.250 onto his hand and the girls he was with, they 00:34:28.250 --> 00:34:30.449 kept sliding down because Wilkinson just kind 00:34:30.449 --> 00:34:33.949 of like let go. And the girls he's with kept 00:34:33.949 --> 00:34:36.230 going and they pushed Tommy through. Tommy's 00:34:36.230 --> 00:34:39.929 dead now too. So the other two girls, I don't 00:34:39.929 --> 00:34:41.489 know what happened to them. We don't see this 00:34:41.489 --> 00:34:45.079 at this point, but. tommy's dead the three party 00:34:45.079 --> 00:34:49.099 girls definitely dead um we don't know who else 00:34:49.099 --> 00:34:52.119 is going to die maybe no one maybe everyone who 00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:57.400 knows conrad on his bad ankle yells to chad to 00:34:57.400 --> 00:34:59.599 turn the water off but he calls him chuck he's 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:03.559 just like drummer boy chuck whatever your name 00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:06.579 is and chad turns around and this is the part 00:35:06.579 --> 00:35:11.699 and he goes it's chad And he just kind of walks 00:35:11.699 --> 00:35:14.340 off and like Conrad's like pissed. So he tells 00:35:14.340 --> 00:35:18.940 Kim to shut off the water. Kim gets to the water 00:35:18.940 --> 00:35:20.860 pump, but she can't do anything because of the 00:35:20.860 --> 00:35:25.559 dead bodies that are in there. Wilkinson is he 00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:28.139 just can't hold anymore because the water is 00:35:28.139 --> 00:35:30.360 just like tearing him down. And he he doesn't 00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:32.579 want to get up because he's afraid he'll fall 00:35:32.579 --> 00:35:34.980 to his death. So he gives up holding Josh's hand 00:35:34.980 --> 00:35:38.860 and tells his dad to like go fuck himself. uh 00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:42.320 josh runs up to tell them to stop going down 00:35:42.320 --> 00:35:45.079 the slides to which johnny bravo goes down and 00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:48.420 is just like yeah i'm going down goes down conrad 00:35:48.420 --> 00:35:51.960 also races up on his bad ankle because these 00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:55.199 guys are trying to stop them basically everybody 00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:56.920 at the top still doesn't know what's going on 00:35:56.920 --> 00:36:01.320 so they push conrad and josh down as well josh 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:06.039 makes it to the bottom and that's it that's all 00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:10.820 we see of the murders at the water park the next 00:36:10.820 --> 00:36:13.360 thing that happens is we get news position that 00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:17.019 comes on reveals that michael did it as a murder 00:36:17.019 --> 00:36:20.659 suicide which definitely isn't true just so we're 00:36:20.659 --> 00:36:24.579 clear but he left everything to josh so him and 00:36:24.579 --> 00:36:28.599 kim they just made a ton of money one of the 00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:31.119 things that josh kind of wants to do is he wants 00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.780 to shut down the water park and he does technically 00:36:33.780 --> 00:36:38.389 own it because it was signed over So Josh has 00:36:38.389 --> 00:36:40.969 plans to convert it into a shopping mall. So 00:36:40.969 --> 00:36:43.949 he signs it, and it's agreed they're going to 00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:46.650 turn it into a shopping mall. And also there, 00:36:46.750 --> 00:36:50.530 for some reason, because this is at the bequeathing 00:36:50.530 --> 00:36:53.590 kind of thing where they go, okay, your father 00:36:53.590 --> 00:36:55.489 left you this, your father left you that kind 00:36:55.489 --> 00:36:59.090 of thing. Also there, for some reason, is Priscilla. 00:36:59.469 --> 00:37:02.250 We really don't know why. She's just kind of 00:37:02.250 --> 00:37:05.389 there, I guess, to like... walk josh and kim 00:37:05.389 --> 00:37:07.889 through everything i really don't know it does 00:37:07.889 --> 00:37:10.289 not make sense why she is there except for one 00:37:10.289 --> 00:37:13.150 thing and one thing only movie because then it 00:37:13.150 --> 00:37:16.469 goes back to the first day of the park when the 00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:21.530 park opened and priscilla's dad was killed in 00:37:21.530 --> 00:37:24.230 the first accident while the lifeguards were 00:37:24.230 --> 00:37:28.230 making out instead of helping him and so we learn 00:37:28.230 --> 00:37:31.170 that priscilla was the killer and she did it 00:37:31.170 --> 00:37:34.260 at revenge Because she wanted to close the park 00:37:34.260 --> 00:37:37.199 down for good. And now that it's becoming a mall, 00:37:37.380 --> 00:37:41.280 that's exactly what's going to happen. The end. 00:37:42.340 --> 00:37:45.340 That's Aqua Slash. I don't like how we don't 00:37:45.340 --> 00:37:48.739 know who died. Like, did Conrad die? I don't 00:37:48.739 --> 00:37:51.619 know. Wilkinson probably did, but we don't know. 00:37:51.860 --> 00:37:54.199 The two girls that Wilkinson was with probably 00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:57.940 did, but we don't know. Tommy, we know. The party 00:37:57.940 --> 00:38:01.840 girls, we know. It's, yeah. Do I really care? 00:38:01.900 --> 00:38:03.800 No, there are more important things than who 00:38:03.800 --> 00:38:06.260 died. I just want to know if Conrad made it. 00:38:06.280 --> 00:38:09.000 Honestly, that's the guy I care about. Wilkinson, 00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:11.719 meh, whatever. The two girls, we don't even know 00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:15.039 their names. Fine, whatever. Conrad, I want to 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:18.199 know if he survived or not. Because I think if 00:38:18.199 --> 00:38:21.099 anybody deserved to survive, it's him because 00:38:21.099 --> 00:38:23.519 he did his job. That's all he was doing. He was 00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.179 doing his job. He was creepy about it and that 00:38:27.179 --> 00:38:31.590 kind of stuff. But he did his job. So, I don't 00:38:31.590 --> 00:38:34.289 know. Conrad, I like to think in my head he was 00:38:34.289 --> 00:38:37.630 down the third slide. So, maybe he's still alive 00:38:37.630 --> 00:38:40.030 just sitting in the pool of blood at the bottom. 00:38:40.369 --> 00:38:44.750 But, yeah, we don't know. We don't know. Oh, 00:38:44.809 --> 00:38:51.469 this movie. So, Exposed was very boring. And 00:38:51.469 --> 00:38:53.409 because of that, I wanted to do something like 00:38:53.409 --> 00:38:56.250 this. And I think this was the right pivot. I 00:38:56.250 --> 00:38:58.679 think this was definitely the right pivot. this 00:38:58.679 --> 00:39:03.199 one is stupid it's bad acting it's terrible script 00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:07.639 oh my god though is it funny it's one of those 00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:12.420 it is so bad it's not good but it's so bad you 00:39:12.420 --> 00:39:15.380 can find enjoyment in it i'm never watching this 00:39:15.380 --> 00:39:18.739 again i don't want it to be like oh i'm definitely 00:39:18.739 --> 00:39:21.239 going to see this movie every year now i'm gonna 00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:23.360 watch it all the time no that's definitely not 00:39:23.360 --> 00:39:27.340 the case this movie is not good for that uh but 00:39:28.610 --> 00:39:32.110 I enjoyed it for the one time I'm going to watch 00:39:32.110 --> 00:39:35.250 it. I think it was goofy in all the right ways. 00:39:35.469 --> 00:39:38.869 It's very stupid. The acting is terrible. The 00:39:38.869 --> 00:39:47.289 writing's even worse. Yet it was fun. Who decides 00:39:47.289 --> 00:39:49.969 to kill people at a water park by just putting 00:39:49.969 --> 00:39:52.849 blades in a water slide? That's it. That's all 00:39:52.849 --> 00:39:56.630 it was. Who decides that? I guess Priscilla does. 00:39:57.679 --> 00:40:00.800 The things that went right with this movie, I 00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:03.559 think if they didn't reveal it in the trailer 00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:06.579 or on the poster, sending them all down at the 00:40:06.579 --> 00:40:09.139 same time and you don't know which tube has the 00:40:09.139 --> 00:40:11.360 blades or anything like that, I actually think 00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:13.659 that was great. I think that was a lot of fun 00:40:13.659 --> 00:40:15.440 because you're kind of wondering who's going 00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:18.880 to get it. Um, obviously I knew from the party 00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:21.340 girls, but like, then they kept it going with 00:40:21.340 --> 00:40:23.820 Conrad and Josh were both sent down slides. And 00:40:23.820 --> 00:40:26.239 it's like, Oh, maybe it's, maybe it's Josh. Maybe 00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:28.940 it's Conrad. Who knows? You know, who knows where 00:40:28.940 --> 00:40:30.639 they're going to go? Tommy was a question for 00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:33.719 a while. Is he going down this one or not? It 00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:35.840 kind of felt like Tommy was going down that one, 00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:39.380 but we just don't know for sure. I like that 00:40:39.380 --> 00:40:43.139 concept of that. Okay. Maybe, maybe it will be 00:40:43.139 --> 00:40:45.710 them. Maybe it won't be them kind of thing. I 00:40:45.710 --> 00:40:49.170 think that was a lot of fun with that. I wish 00:40:49.170 --> 00:40:53.610 it wasn't on the trailer and on the poster. I 00:40:53.610 --> 00:40:55.170 really do, because I think that would have been 00:40:55.170 --> 00:40:59.210 a lot more fun not knowing that stuff. Priscilla 00:40:59.210 --> 00:41:05.449 is the killer does not bug me. I think her motives 00:41:05.449 --> 00:41:11.199 are weak because. this is supposed to be 2010 00:41:11.199 --> 00:41:14.480 i think was the graduation so if this is 2010 00:41:14.480 --> 00:41:16.880 and you're a graduate of this high school since 00:41:16.880 --> 00:41:19.420 92 and you've been working at this water park 00:41:19.420 --> 00:41:23.019 for a long time if you wanted to close it why 00:41:23.019 --> 00:41:28.659 are you waiting until 2010 that's that's my biggest 00:41:28.659 --> 00:41:31.940 drawback of her but i think her motives make 00:41:31.940 --> 00:41:34.360 sense um that her father died and everything 00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:36.000 like that and you want to get the park closed 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.329 fine I think it's a little weird, but it's fine. 00:41:39.710 --> 00:41:43.389 She makes sense mostly in the fact that she had 00:41:43.389 --> 00:41:48.269 these times to do these things. And I think that 00:41:48.269 --> 00:41:51.969 she makes sense as a killer. I don't know. It's 00:41:51.969 --> 00:41:53.170 weird because I don't think I would have ever 00:41:53.170 --> 00:41:56.909 guessed her. And yeah, she was somebody that 00:41:56.909 --> 00:41:58.949 may or may not have been a part of it. Sure. 00:41:59.349 --> 00:42:02.530 I think what was best about it was the lack of 00:42:02.530 --> 00:42:05.989 expecting it. They definitely were trying to 00:42:05.989 --> 00:42:08.369 make it seem like it was Michael. It was Wilkinson. 00:42:08.369 --> 00:42:10.489 It was Tommy. It was Conrad. Definitely one of 00:42:10.489 --> 00:42:14.489 those guys. And yet it was Priscilla. And I don't 00:42:14.489 --> 00:42:16.250 think anybody saw that one coming. And if you 00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:18.809 did, great. That's good for you. But I definitely 00:42:18.809 --> 00:42:21.630 didn't see that one coming. I was totally okay 00:42:21.630 --> 00:42:24.440 with it. I think that was great, honestly. I 00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:27.400 very much enjoyed that she was the killer. So 00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:29.340 that is some of the good things about this movie. 00:42:30.659 --> 00:42:35.599 It's dumb enjoyable. Priscilla is a killer was 00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:39.019 kind of fun. I think those were very good. The 00:42:39.019 --> 00:42:41.099 fact that you didn't know who was going to die 00:42:41.099 --> 00:42:42.699 because they're all going down different water 00:42:42.699 --> 00:42:45.599 slides. I think that's great as well. Now for 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:48.320 the stuff that's not good. I mean, I've already 00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:50.659 said the writing's bad. The acting's bad. The 00:42:50.659 --> 00:42:55.039 bit with Chad drove me insane. That nobody could 00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:56.760 get his name right. And he's just kind of, it's 00:42:56.760 --> 00:43:02.059 Chad. It's Chad. That kind of stuff. Like it's 00:43:02.059 --> 00:43:04.500 terrible line delivery too. Like it's even worse. 00:43:06.460 --> 00:43:09.840 That drove me a little insane. I don't get the 00:43:09.840 --> 00:43:15.039 idea of everybody going to the water park after 00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:19.539 graduation. Like I said, I'm not a water park 00:43:19.539 --> 00:43:22.099 person. I'm not like huge into water parks or 00:43:22.099 --> 00:43:24.019 anything like that. I'll go, but it's not like 00:43:24.019 --> 00:43:25.960 it's something that I need to do or anything 00:43:25.960 --> 00:43:28.960 like that. So it's kind of weird that every year 00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:32.619 the graduates go to the water park after graduating. 00:43:32.840 --> 00:43:35.519 And like, I guess it's good that they have this 00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:37.579 weekend or wherever where they can kind of let 00:43:37.579 --> 00:43:41.679 loose and stuff. But it feels kind of weird that 00:43:41.679 --> 00:43:44.139 all of a sudden they're just so excited to go 00:43:44.139 --> 00:43:45.820 to the water park and that it was a big deal 00:43:45.820 --> 00:43:47.780 that this water park is going to be sold to them 00:43:47.780 --> 00:43:50.840 and that kind of stuff. I don't know many water 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:55.190 parks that. turn a profit you know uh maybe i'm 00:43:55.190 --> 00:43:57.489 wrong about that i don't i'm not like a guru 00:43:57.489 --> 00:44:00.070 on this stuff but i don't know anybody that would 00:44:00.070 --> 00:44:02.550 be like super excited about the fact that oh 00:44:02.550 --> 00:44:05.750 i bought a water park yeah this is great maybe 00:44:05.750 --> 00:44:07.710 if you bought an amusement park that happened 00:44:07.710 --> 00:44:10.849 to have a water park but like a water park itself 00:44:10.849 --> 00:44:15.190 just straight i don't know especially in connecticut 00:44:15.190 --> 00:44:18.010 because like in connecticut too you're getting 00:44:19.530 --> 00:44:23.090 two and a half months of people coming in like 00:44:23.090 --> 00:44:24.869 there's not going to be a whole ton of people 00:44:24.869 --> 00:44:27.010 that are going to the Connecticut water park 00:44:27.010 --> 00:44:31.309 in the middle of October you know if you're in 00:44:31.309 --> 00:44:35.469 Texas sure maybe yeah fine but in Connecticut 00:44:35.469 --> 00:44:37.829 it's going to be cold man you're not you're not 00:44:37.829 --> 00:44:41.969 hopping in the water on that one um yeah some 00:44:41.969 --> 00:44:44.690 of the other things I disliked the car wash out 00:44:44.690 --> 00:44:47.820 of nowhere that was just to show Girls in scantily 00:44:47.820 --> 00:44:50.199 clad bikinis and stuff like that. There's no 00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:53.500 point in that. The guys that dove down the water 00:44:53.500 --> 00:44:55.960 slide and smashed their head on the whiskey bottle. 00:44:56.219 --> 00:44:58.260 There's no point in that either. Those guys were 00:44:58.260 --> 00:45:00.460 gone and they weren't a part of the rest of the 00:45:00.460 --> 00:45:03.659 movie. So I don't know why that was something 00:45:03.659 --> 00:45:05.980 that needed to happen. Except for maybe giving 00:45:05.980 --> 00:45:09.639 a death earlier in the film. Because really there 00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:14.199 was two points of death. There was the couple 00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:18.849 in the beginning. there was the end and that's 00:45:18.849 --> 00:45:23.030 it and the end was really like 10 minutes it 00:45:23.030 --> 00:45:26.949 wasn't a huge thing it wasn't forever it was 00:45:26.949 --> 00:45:30.230 like 10 minutes and that was kind of strange 00:45:30.230 --> 00:45:32.570 too in the fact that this is supposed to be like 00:45:32.570 --> 00:45:34.789 a horror movie that kind of thing and they just 00:45:34.789 --> 00:45:39.869 kind of cut it off uh once and i guess Once you 00:45:39.869 --> 00:45:41.610 find out that people are getting killed by this 00:45:41.610 --> 00:45:43.449 water slide, you're not going to send more people 00:45:43.449 --> 00:45:46.590 down the water slide. I get that. I do. But it's 00:45:46.590 --> 00:45:48.570 also kind of like you didn't get the aftermath 00:45:48.570 --> 00:45:51.929 of any of it because it was like the last person 00:45:51.929 --> 00:45:53.869 gets sent down the slide. It was Wilkinson and 00:45:53.869 --> 00:45:57.630 Josh and or not Wilkinson. It was Conrad and 00:45:57.630 --> 00:46:02.110 Josh. The last persons get sent down and then 00:46:02.110 --> 00:46:04.190 all of a sudden it's news position to tell you. 00:46:04.639 --> 00:46:07.900 oh man this was a huge tragedy at the water park 00:46:07.900 --> 00:46:11.880 darn oh my god whereas i think like a good horror 00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:14.039 movie lets you kind of sit in it a little bit 00:46:14.039 --> 00:46:18.320 where you kind of feel it um they didn't really 00:46:18.320 --> 00:46:20.420 do that and then they wrapped it up real quick 00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:22.840 after that with they were at the lawyer's office 00:46:22.840 --> 00:46:25.260 and they were making it a mall and that was it 00:46:25.260 --> 00:46:29.119 and then finally they revealed at the end priscilla's 00:46:29.119 --> 00:46:33.829 dad was the one that died now this is why priscilla 00:46:33.829 --> 00:46:41.489 did it so i don't know um overall okay this is 00:46:41.489 --> 00:46:44.050 gonna be a really weird rating because i don't 00:46:44.050 --> 00:46:46.670 know what to give it i don't it is a terrible 00:46:46.670 --> 00:46:49.630 film and so part of me immediately is like i 00:46:49.630 --> 00:46:54.090 want to say zero zero out of five however i had 00:46:54.090 --> 00:46:57.630 a lot of fun with it and it's because it's goofy 00:46:57.630 --> 00:47:00.829 and because it's dumb does that give it a one 00:47:01.369 --> 00:47:06.050 Out of 5. Does it give it a .5. I think it won 00:47:06.050 --> 00:47:10.150 it more than a .5. Just because. It was able 00:47:10.150 --> 00:47:12.369 to make me laugh. And be stupid and all this. 00:47:12.849 --> 00:47:15.530 But at the same time it's not good. I don't know. 00:47:15.550 --> 00:47:18.170 I'm going to say 1 I guess. I'm going to give 00:47:18.170 --> 00:47:23.849 it 1. Emergency shut off valve. Out of 5. So 00:47:23.849 --> 00:47:28.289 yeah. I'm not going to suggest. Watching Aqua 00:47:28.289 --> 00:47:30.590 Slash. But if you have an hour and 11 minutes. 00:47:31.289 --> 00:47:34.570 Why not? I mean, seriously, it's goofy. It's 00:47:34.570 --> 00:47:38.329 dumb. You'll laugh at it, especially because 00:47:38.329 --> 00:47:41.289 of how bad it is. Some of the hair that the characters 00:47:41.289 --> 00:47:43.309 have, like the one guy with the Johnny Bravo 00:47:43.309 --> 00:47:47.289 hair, just absolutely ridiculous. The whole concept 00:47:47.289 --> 00:47:49.630 of the fact that you just put blades in a water 00:47:49.630 --> 00:47:53.969 slide, that's kind of fun. I don't know. I'll 00:47:53.969 --> 00:47:56.840 say this movie's harmless. That's a lot of what 00:47:56.840 --> 00:47:58.960 I talk about with these bad movies. Is it harmful? 00:47:59.099 --> 00:48:01.679 Is it harmless? This is harmless. You knew what 00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:04.360 you were getting. It's going to be bad. And it 00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.659 was. That's exactly what it was. It was not a 00:48:07.659 --> 00:48:09.880 good movie. I wasn't expecting Citizen Kane. 00:48:11.079 --> 00:48:13.480 However, I had fun with it. I thought it was 00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:19.300 goofy as shit because it was dumb. A lot of the 00:48:19.300 --> 00:48:21.880 jokes did not land and that kind of made it better. 00:48:23.019 --> 00:48:25.820 I'm sure they thought that it's Chad stuff was 00:48:25.820 --> 00:48:27.920 hysterical when they were writing this shit, 00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:31.300 but it just does not translate, especially with 00:48:31.300 --> 00:48:34.079 the way the actor delivered the line just does 00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.360 not translate. It's not funny. It's not anything. 00:48:36.920 --> 00:48:41.719 So overall it's dumb. It's very dumb, but it's 00:48:41.719 --> 00:48:45.519 harmless. It is just, I want brain rot for an 00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:49.099 hour and 11 minutes. And this is exactly, it's 00:48:49.099 --> 00:48:53.179 a brain rot movie. So yeah. That's Aquaslash. 00:48:53.380 --> 00:48:57.199 That's it. That's what that is. Thank you to 00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:00.960 X Radio X, the music podcast, for guessing it 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:03.559 correctly for Exposed, which it didn't actually 00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:07.380 happen, obviously. I'll watch Exposed if you 00:49:07.380 --> 00:49:10.199 guys want me to. Again, I thought it was boring, 00:49:10.300 --> 00:49:12.960 and I thought it just isn't worth an episode 00:49:12.960 --> 00:49:15.579 for you guys. But that's up to you. You tell 00:49:15.579 --> 00:49:18.079 me. Let us know at GameForAMovie everywhere. 00:49:18.199 --> 00:49:22.489 We are on X Instagram. We really aren't on Facebook 00:49:22.489 --> 00:49:25.230 anymore, so if you find us on Facebook, I mean, 00:49:25.250 --> 00:49:27.269 you can still comment, whatever, but we're not 00:49:27.269 --> 00:49:29.889 really on there as much anymore. We're on Blue 00:49:29.889 --> 00:49:33.969 Sky. We're on Threads. We're on wherever. I don't 00:49:33.969 --> 00:49:36.349 know. Everywhere. Sign up for our newsletter 00:49:36.349 --> 00:49:38.230 if you want some of that kind of stuff. We have 00:49:38.230 --> 00:49:41.550 a shop now, so you can get your GFam merch. I 00:49:41.550 --> 00:49:44.840 hope you would enjoy some of that. Yeah. Thank 00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:46.440 you guys very much for tuning in to the Game 00:49:46.440 --> 00:49:48.619 for a Movie podcast, where we ask, are you Game 00:49:48.619 --> 00:49:50.719 for a Movie? I've been Mike, your host, talking 00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:54.300 about Aqua Slash, and now I'm going to go watch 00:49:54.300 --> 00:49:56.860 the next one because I record tomorrow for the 00:49:56.860 --> 00:50:00.500 next one. Yeah, it never stops. Podcast always. 00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:03.900 So I'm going to go watch at least a little bit 00:50:03.900 --> 00:50:06.920 tonight because we are recording tomorrow. Just 00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:09.840 get a head start because I have a little bit 00:50:09.840 --> 00:50:11.780 of time tomorrow, but not a lot, so hopefully 00:50:11.780 --> 00:50:14.829 I can watch a good chunk of it. So yeah. I will 00:50:14.829 --> 00:50:16.550 see you next time for the Game for a Movie podcast. 00:50:17.150 --> 00:50:17.570 Bye.