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You know what that sound means? It's another

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episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are

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you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be

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your host this evening. I've got an interesting

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one for you tonight. So a while back, we did

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an episode on this movie called Avengers Grimm,

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which is a mock buster made by the Asylum Films.

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It is about Avengers Age of Ultron. It came around

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at that time. It really is more Avengers, but

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Avengers Ultron, we'll call it because that's

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where it got released. Well, they have made a

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sequel and it is called Avengers Grimm Time Wars.

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This is from 2018 and I'm going to go more into

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it. But of course, I've got to talk to you about

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the beer I'm drinking as well as I want to kind

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of go into the history of the asylum. If that

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sounds boring, trust me, it's not going to be.

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I promise. And especially because Avengers Grimm

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is one of our worst episodes, like by far one

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of our worst episodes, one of the least downloaded,

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everything like that, because a lot of people

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just don't know what it is. Trust me. You want

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to listen to this episode because Avengers Grimm

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Time Wars is worse than Avengers Grimm and also

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funnier than Avengers Grimm. So I'm going to

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go into details about some of that stuff. But

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first, I got to tell you what I'm drinking. Tonight,

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it is Montucky Cold Snacks, the unofficial beer

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of Montana. Montucky Cold Snacks is a light beer.

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I'm not normally a light beer guy. But compared

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to something like Bud Light, Coors Light, that

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kind of thing, I would much prefer a Montucky

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Cold Snacks. This sounds like an advertisement

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for them. This is truly one of those light beers

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that I go out of my way to try to find. It is

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that good. Plus, they're sold in Tallboys, which

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is great for a light beer. Normally, you don't

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get the Tallboy. It's fantastic. So, as for the

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Asylum, now we're going to talk about the film

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studio that produced this. the asylum we've talked

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about before because we've done other episodes

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with them before obviously avengers grim we also

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did atlantic rim which is a mock buster of pacific

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rim there are plenty more of those and you're

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probably thinking to yourself how the hell does

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the asylum have this much money well they are

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also the ones responsible for the sharknado films

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so five decent i i say decent five good money

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making films Yeah, that's going to lead to a

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lot of mockbusters. And they are the king of

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mockbusters. We played a game the last time we

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did an episode with the Atlantic Rim stuff about

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I'm going to name a movie. You have to tell me

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what's a parody of. So, for example, something

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like San Andreas Quake. Obviously San Andreas.

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So there are plenty more. It's a fantastic episode

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on Atlantic Rim if you want to go back and find

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that one. basically what they do is they do satire

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movies is kind of it's parody movies it's it's

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knockoff movies that's that's basically what

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it is of some of the biggest movies that are

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out and they do it about the same time that the

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movie gets released so it's kind of impressive

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almost how they are able to release these almost

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at the exact same time that being said None of

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them are really good. The only ones that have

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really hit are the Sharknado movies. There's

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some that maybe you've heard of, but for the

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most part you haven't. So I'm going to talk about

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this film, and let me tell you right now, you

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know none of the actors. You know none of the

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directors. You know none of the writers. I'm

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not going to even tell you some of their names,

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because honestly, I know for a fact you don't

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know them from anything. And if you do, you're

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lying to me. So Avengers Grimm Time Wars, it

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sits at an 8 % audience score on Rotten Tomatoes,

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and there's not enough for a critic score. So

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8 % as a whole between the two scores. This follows

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the events of both Avengers Grimm and then the

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Sinister Squad, which I have not watched, and

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I did not realize was in the same universe as

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Avengers Grimm. I should have probably done that

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one first. It's okay. I got enough that I know

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kind of what's going on. I don't think these

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movies are very hard to figure out. Essentially

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what this is, is an Avengers team, but it's grim

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fairy tale characters. And more specifically,

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it's grim fairy tale characters that are women

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that they can put in skimpy outfits and kind

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of just give you something to look at. They all

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have powers based on who they are. Yeah, that's

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all you're getting from this. So Avengers Grimm

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Time Wars is a parody of Infinity War. and i

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think more so i'm gonna call it more so a parody

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of endgame because in infinity war they didn't

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do time travel this one does time travel okay

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the beginning of it is a quick semi recap of

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the first movie and it's a run through of looking

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glass which is the shield of the avengers films

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looking glass is the organization that protects

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our world from the other realms this is done

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ridiculously quickly i'm not even joking if the

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first five minutes are supposed to be exposition

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in a normal movie or like setting the scene that

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kind of thing this is done in 30 seconds a man

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breaks through this barrier onto a beach and

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he is being chased by a woman uh the woman has

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gills and there's like a random dude that's trying

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to like help out the guy like what's wrong what's

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going on that kind of thing this random guy is

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like mesmerized by her beauty and like is all

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of a sudden stuck and she destroys him with the

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trident and she hits the trident into the ground

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and these random sentries come from the water

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and they are chasing prince charming that is

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the guy who broke through the realm and more

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specifically prince charming's ring she says

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the phrase as they are chasing him she has a

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wedding to plan So these sea people, these mermen,

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start breaking out, and now the city is on fire.

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And this is where we get our first look at Lookingglass.

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From Lookingglass, we get the idea of who these

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characters are that broke through the realm.

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The first one is Charles Charming III, or Prince

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Charming. And the other person is Magdalena the

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Mad, or Magda the Mad, from Atlantis. She is

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essentially... It's kind of a parody at this

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point as well of Justice League and the fact

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that she is essentially Aquaman, but just the

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female equivalent of it. Looking Glass is run

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by Alice as well as Hatter, obviously the Mad

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Hatter, and these are characters from Alice in

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Wonderland. And they basically have figured out

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that even though they were going to send her

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back, they need to wake up one of these people.

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In order to take down Magda the Mad. And that

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person is Snow White. And Snow White. She is

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the one that is supposed to marry Prince Charming.

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While they're kind of explaining what's happening.

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We go to Magda the Mad's lair. And Magda's mermen

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are bringing a guy to her. And they. This guy

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gets thrown in front of her. And you're pretty

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sure. So in the first Avengers Grimm. The big

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bad was Rumpelstiltskin. And Rumbled Stiltskin

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was played by Casper Van Dyke. In this one, it's

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an absolute nobody. And you kind of get that,

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okay, this is Rumbled Stiltskin. They don't exactly

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say that right away, but you just kind of pick

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up on the fact that it's Rumbled Stiltskin, especially

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if you watch the first one. I don't think you

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need to at this point. And I'll go into more

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stuff about that, but for the most part, I was

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a little worried that I'd... I had done Avengers

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Grimm a long time ago, and so I was a little

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worried that I was not going to be caught up,

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so I thought about torturing myself and watching

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it again. You don't need to. I don't feel like

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I missed anything. Rumpelstiltskin reveals to

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Magda the Mad that Snow White is in town. Also,

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it comes out that he was murdered. So this is

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not the first Rumpelstiltskin. The first one,

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like I said, was Casper Van Dyne. This is the

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second one. We also get through them talking

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that Charming has to marry Magda to break the

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enchantment. And basically, Rumpelstiltskin says,

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I will help, but you just give me Atlantis. And

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she's kind of laughing it off. Like, why do you

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want Atlantis? And he's like, no, like, you're

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not going to need it. Once you marry Charming,

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you're going to own the entire land. You are

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going to be the queen, the ruler of the land.

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I just want Atlantis. And so she kind of agrees.

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And there's like this unspoken plan. Brumpled

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Stillskin is going to get Charming to Magda.

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Now we are at this random warehouse in the middle

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of the city, we assume. And Charming is there.

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And there is a bunch of mermen after him. And

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this comes across. This is one of those like

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terribly choreographed fight sequences. And even

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more so. What's rough about it is that it's like

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one of those one merman at a time attacks, and

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there's like a million jump cuts. And finally,

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it's like down to the last two, and you're just

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like, oh, God, please. They're not going to hit

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each other, are they? They come at Charming,

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Charming makes a miss, and they hit each other.

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It's that kind of fight scene. So, you know,

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you know exactly what you're getting with this

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movie at this point. And when the city was on

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fire, it's terrible CGI fire. The entire city

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looks fine, except for just these, like, little

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spots that are just, like, horribly rendered

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smoke stacks kind of thing. So, you know, that's

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what it is. After he defeats the Mermen, he runs

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off, and we go back to Lookingglass. And Lookingglass,

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Alice, and Snow White are talking about the Broken

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Realms and Mirrors, and basically where Charming

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has been. Charming has been gone for a while.

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Like, this is... He's been missing. So Snow is

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kind of like, where the hell has he been? He

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has been stuck in Atlantis. And Alice is also

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talking with Snow about she needs to get the

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team back together because she's not going to

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be able to defeat Magda on her own. So she needs

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to go find Sleeping Beauty and Red. Obviously,

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Sleeping Beauty is Sleeping Beauty. Red is Red

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Riding Hood. I told you, these are grim fairy

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tales. You know these characters. They just use

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shorthand sometimes. So I'm just giving you that

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more so. I think you guys can figure it out.

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But just in case you didn't, that's what it is.

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And as we mentioned them, it goes back to the

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warehouse. And Sleeping Beauty and Red are at

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the warehouse. And they both see that all these

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mermen are down. And they're trying to figure

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out who did it. And one of these mermen is not

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quite dead. He gets up. And Sleeping Beauty tries

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to put him to sleep with magic. Like, sleep.

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kind of thing and it doesn't work and this is

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a recurring thing that sleeping beauty's powers

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aren't really working the same as they used to

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but it's okay because red has a bow and arrow

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and shoots the merman straight through the eyes

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and he's gone snow white shows up and proves

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that she isn't dead they both thought that she

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was dead turns out she wasn't she has just been

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on ice and she slept through the invasion and

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sleeping beauty slash sleepy is pissed about

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this But it's okay. They're going to figure it

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out. We also then get some exposition about why

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this ring is so important. The people of the

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land that Prince Charming is a prince over have

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put all the power into this ring so that he can

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split the power between him and the fairest in

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all the land. Which, you know who the fairest

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in all the land is? It's Snow White. So this

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is where this came from. in this ring and it's

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so important. Part of Rumpelstiltskin's plan,

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Magda makes an explosion happen in the middle

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of the city and knows that Charles is the heroic

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type. He's going to show up. He does. Guess what?

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He goes and follows the explosion just like everybody

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thought he would. And Magda is just like, you've

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got to marry me. And he says one of these lines.

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It's pretty good. And this is one of the first

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times he speaks. He goes, magna you should know

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there are plenty of fish in the sea it's cheesy

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but it's kind of funny and especially because

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his voice is like the old spice commercial guy

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you know like the i'm on a horse that kind of

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thing that's his character's voice the entirety

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of the movie and at first this is the first time

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you're really hearing it it's hysterical by the

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end of the movie you just hate this person and

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you're not cheering for them at all So while

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Magda is distracted with Charles and sends Merman

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after him, Snow and her crew show up. And immediately

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Charles is just distracted by Snow. And they're

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like looking in each other's eyes in the middle

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of this battlefield, by the way. There's people

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fighting around them. This is their first time

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seeing each other in years. And they're just

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distracted with each other and not fighting anybody.

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Magda gets angry, fires her trident, blows them

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apart. Charles ends up on the other side of some

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wreckage and Rumbled Stiltskin is there and able

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to put him to sleep. He also steals a hair from

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Charming and he drags him towards Lookingglass.

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This is part of his plan. So he's going to drag

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him towards Lookingglass. So for the rest of

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the fight, Snow kind of figures that her Sleeping

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Beauty and Red are kind of outnumbered. So they

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retreat. They're going to go back to Lookingglass.

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They don't get there first. First is Charles

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with Rumpelstiltskin. And it looks like Charles

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has turned the tables on Rumpelstiltskin. He

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has him tied up, gagged, and basically brings

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him into looking glass because he wants to show

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that he has got Rumpelstiltskin. They're going

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to send him back through the gateway back to

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his realm. It doesn't take a genius to figure

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out what's going on here. Because we saw Rumpelstiltskin

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grab his hair. We know he has his hair. And even

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though we don't know what the powers are for

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Rumpelstiltskin, we know there are powers. And

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the fact that he grabbed one of his hairs makes

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it pretty obvious that these two are now the

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opposite. Rumpelstiltskin was able to make himself

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look like Charles. Charles now is trapped by

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Rumpelstiltskin and looks like Rumpelstiltskin.

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And so because Alice got fooled, she had kicked

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up the gateway. Now Rumpelstiltskin is able to

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knock out the Hatter and knock out Alice. And

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it just so happens that her crew gets there at

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the same time. Snow, Sleepy, and Red. and rumpled

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silkskin escapes to the gateway also at the same

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time in crappy slow motion snow sleepy and red

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get sucked through but this was again part of

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his plan rumpled silkskin didn't actually go

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through the gateway he was holding on and didn't

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get sucked through he just wanted to get rid

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of those three and charming in like a display

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of heroism throws the ring to snow But of course,

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this ring is intercepted by Rumpelstiltskin.

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And after they get sucked to the gateway, he's

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able to turn it off and Magda sneaks in and knocks

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out Charming. Magda sends a dozen mermen into

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the gateway and says she wants the gateway destroyed

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so they can't come back. This is said at this

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point. I just want this to be known. This is

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a part foreshadowing of the rest of this movie.

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She says... I'm sending these mermen through,

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and I want the gateway destroyed so they can't

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come back. Okay? Right? We're all in agreement

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this is what was said? This is all that was said.

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So now her, Rumpelstiltskin, a couple other mermen,

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and they're dragging Charming away. So far in

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this movie, Charming, he's held his own in some

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fights, don't get me wrong. But so far, for the

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majority of the movie, he's either been chased

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or he's been knocked out. That sucks. Alice had

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woken up and she is like totally visible. She's

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hiding behind a couch in like the most obvious

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spot. But Magda and her mermen don't see her.

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Rumpelstiltskin sees her and gives her a wink.

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After Rumpelstiltskin gives her like a wink,

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we get this blue CGI flash on the screen. And

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this blue CGI flash is the transition thing between

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past, present, and future. And so whenever it

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happens, you got to imagine there's just some

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wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff. It takes us

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to Snow White who wakes up and sees a castle.

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She also is like realizing what this castle is.

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She looks at this tree and she realizes her dwarves

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are near. So she needs to go look for them. Also

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in the same woods is Red. And Red is a psychopath.

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So Red's powers, because, like, all of these

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have powers. So, like, Snow's powers are kind

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of, like, frozen powers, you know, that kind

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of thing. Like, she can make ice kind of thing.

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Sleeping Beauty can, like, put people to sleep.

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Also, something else that comes around later

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that I'm not going to mention now. Rumpelstiltskin

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can obviously shapeshift and do other things.

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Red is just armed to the teeth with weapons.

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She is the Punisher. because she's in these woods

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she finds this group of mermen and she just has

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these two grenades and throws them and kills

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half of this group of mermen then she pulls out

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like two guns and slow motion dives and shoots

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the rest of them and we don't see them die we're

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just assuming that she nails like every shot

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so she's like the punisher slash When she has

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the bow and arrow, it's obvious she's trying

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to be like the Hawkeye. That's who she is. The

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grenades and the guns are hysterical because

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they do not come back at all. Like, do not come

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back. And then finally we get to Sleepy. Sleepy

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is in a glass coffin. And this glass coffin is

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being watched over by a merman. And she is not

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okay because she's been in a glass coffin before.

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This is part of the thing. She doesn't have her

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powers, and she also has this trauma because

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she was asleep for forever in a glass coffin.

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So she doesn't handle tight space as well, and

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she can't use her powers to get through this.

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Luckily, she was given a knife earlier from Red,

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and she starts to chip away at the box when the

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merman's not looking. And it's quiet enough,

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apparently, that the merman doesn't hear her

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chipping away at the box. blue flash we're back

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to the present and at looking glass a couple

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mermen disable the gateway which is just one

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pc and like a special power core and they're

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taking the power core they're going to bring

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it to magda the mad alice is like following them

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with the power core and the hatter who also somehow

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got away from the mermen that were supposed to

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be looking through looking glass sees her and

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lets her know that he has a present for her the

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present is the medicine she needed earlier as

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well as a watch and this watch he attaches to

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her wrist okay we have no clue what this means

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at this point that's okay magda now at her place

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gets the power core also charles is brought in

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and lets magda know that he will always be thinking

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about snow there is no way He is ever going to

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marry Magna. There's just no way he will always

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think about Snow. Whether she doesn't make it

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or not, he will be thinking about her. And obviously

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this hits a nerve. And so she says to take him

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away to the dungeon. Rumpy, Rumpy Stillskin,

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Rumpy, saw everything from his hiding spot and

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promises that he will convince Charmaine to marry

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her. Promises her. This is going to happen because

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I want Atlantis. This is not the hardest script

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to follow. We all kind of know where everything's

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going, that kind of thing. And at this point,

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we know also that Rumpelstiltskin's got a plan.

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And I don't know what it is. I don't think he

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wants just Atlantis, but we all know this at

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this point that it's probably not just he wants

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Atlantis. So he has a plan. We'll see how it

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works. We'll see how it goes. All right, before

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we go back to the past and before we learn more

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about Rumpy's plan, we're going to take a quick

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little time to shout out. I didn't think anybody

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was going to guess this bad movie. And for the

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most part, a lot of people haven't heard of this

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movie. I get it. It's okay. So what I put out

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for our podcast guessing game was that I want

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you to tell me a character that's not a superhero.

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And explain why they would make a good superhero.

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Honestly, all three I couldn't decide between

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who to give the shout out to. So I'm going to

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shout out all three of them. First, we've got

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Watch It If You Can Podcast. They've had their

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promo played through the show a couple times

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at this point. They said Larry David from Curvy

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Enthusiasm. Which I don't know if he would be

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a good superhero. But their point was a superhero

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that will save people but also complain about

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it. They need help now. I just ordered the soup.

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I can't do a good Larry David. It's fine. Also

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giving a shout out to Totally Rad Christmas.

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They said Santa Claus or more specifically Rad

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Santa. Okay, I'm with that. And then finally,

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Shoot the Flick. Another one of our favorites.

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They said Ash from Evil Dead. I'm down with that.

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I think he is a superhero at this point, right?

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Don't we all? So yeah. Those three get a shout

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out for giving me some of the best answers about

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which character isn't a superhero, but you think

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would make a good one and why. That's also a

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question you can keep going if you want. So if

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you guys have an answer that you think should

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be on there, go ahead. Send it to our Twitter

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slash X slash whatever the fuck we're calling

00:23:22.180 --> 00:23:25.589
it. At Game for a Movie. You can also send it

00:23:25.589 --> 00:23:28.170
to us at other places too. I'd love to hear from

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you what you think is a good answer for a superhero

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that's not a superhero. Take a Montucky sip,

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and we are back to Avengers Grim Time Wars. So

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now we are back in the past and in the woods,

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and Snow comes across seven tiny little graves.

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And this is presumably the dwarves. Oh no, her

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dwarves are dead. And so... i feel like this

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was just a way to like mention them but not really

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bring them in i don't know it feels weird that

00:24:00.359 --> 00:24:01.960
we didn't get the dwarves i think this would

00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:04.380
actually been kind of fun and maybe i don't know

00:24:04.380 --> 00:24:05.940
if it would have helped the movie but an eight

00:24:05.940 --> 00:24:08.519
percent rotten tomato score it definitely wouldn't

00:24:08.519 --> 00:24:12.480
have hurt that much well they're all gone and

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like on their graves is a different weapon of

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their choice like their axes and their swords

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and that kind of stuff and right by this Is the

00:24:22.940 --> 00:24:26.079
only talking merman in the movie. This is like

00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:28.940
the merman captain. And he has been waiting for

00:24:28.940 --> 00:24:30.759
Snow White. He knows this is where she was going

00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:35.140
to go. So this is our one on one fight. Between

00:24:35.140 --> 00:24:38.019
Snow White and the only talking merman. The merman

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captain. So she makes a dagger of ice. Real quick.

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And it doesn't affect him at all. So she grabs

00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:48.440
like the axe or the sword. I don't know which

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one she grabs. This is done with a million and

00:24:50.700 --> 00:24:53.170
ten cuts. I don't know which one she grabs, I

00:24:53.170 --> 00:24:56.329
just know she has a weapon. So they're fighting,

00:24:56.730 --> 00:25:01.269
like, oh, stab, stab, stab, break apart, throw,

00:25:01.450 --> 00:25:03.710
grab another weapon, that kind of thing. It's

00:25:03.710 --> 00:25:07.250
that kind of fight. It ends with the merman diving

00:25:07.250 --> 00:25:10.970
at her, and she jumps out of the way, but grabs

00:25:10.970 --> 00:25:14.029
a spear from one of the graves and stabs him

00:25:14.029 --> 00:25:18.690
with it. So the merman captain, easily taken

00:25:18.690 --> 00:25:21.539
care of. So that's all we get in this flashback

00:25:21.539 --> 00:25:24.900
to the past. So, Blue Flash, we are back in the

00:25:24.900 --> 00:25:28.980
present. And Magda wants to know how Rumpelstiltskin

00:25:28.980 --> 00:25:31.960
will convince Charmaine. And she's starting to

00:25:31.960 --> 00:25:34.799
question him. And we all kind of are at this

00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:37.220
point. It's pretty obvious he's going by the

00:25:37.220 --> 00:25:39.680
seat of his pants. So he looks at one of the

00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:41.779
mermen and he goes, How good an actor are you?

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And has this merman throw him in the prison with

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him? So... Now Rumbled Siltskin and Charming

00:25:50.890 --> 00:25:56.690
are in the jail cell together. And Rumbled Siltskin

00:25:56.690 --> 00:26:00.410
calls himself Ruben so that Charming doesn't

00:26:00.410 --> 00:26:02.569
know what's up. So Rumbled Siltskin is going

00:26:02.569 --> 00:26:05.470
to befriend Charming. And this is part of his

00:26:05.470 --> 00:26:08.529
plan on how he's going to lure Charming to marry

00:26:08.529 --> 00:26:12.490
Magda. And basically he asks, what are you in

00:26:12.490 --> 00:26:14.710
for? And Charming gives this long explanation

00:26:14.710 --> 00:26:18.009
of what happened. It was his and Snow's wedding

00:26:18.009 --> 00:26:23.230
day. And basically Charming got like told that

00:26:23.230 --> 00:26:25.289
something was happening in Atlantis and he needed

00:26:25.289 --> 00:26:28.769
to go down there and help. So he was kind of

00:26:28.769 --> 00:26:31.329
like, okay, I'm going to help. I'm going to go

00:26:31.329 --> 00:26:33.930
down there. And Magda trapped him in Atlantis

00:26:33.930 --> 00:26:40.589
for years. And so this is why he's now caught

00:26:40.589 --> 00:26:43.009
because Magda wants his ring. Magda wants to

00:26:43.009 --> 00:26:45.720
marry him. and rumpy knows all this like it's

00:26:45.720 --> 00:26:49.119
not this is not knowledge that he's gained for

00:26:49.119 --> 00:26:51.240
the first time but he's just trying to get charles

00:26:51.240 --> 00:26:56.839
into this like place where he trusts reuben so

00:26:56.839 --> 00:27:01.400
then reuben says to charlie or charles uh that

00:27:01.400 --> 00:27:04.690
he's working with alice and that he's a double

00:27:04.690 --> 00:27:07.349
agent. Like, he's kind of pretending to get Magda

00:27:07.349 --> 00:27:09.750
what he wants, but he also is a double agent

00:27:09.750 --> 00:27:12.490
working with Lookingglass to kind of bring Magda

00:27:12.490 --> 00:27:15.369
back to her own realm. But as far as we can tell,

00:27:15.589 --> 00:27:18.470
it seems like Charles believes him. It also feels

00:27:18.470 --> 00:27:21.250
like he wants the ring and wants to marry Charles

00:27:21.250 --> 00:27:24.470
so that he can control all the land. This is

00:27:24.470 --> 00:27:26.390
not official or anything like that, but that's

00:27:26.390 --> 00:27:28.170
just kind of what it feels like at this point.

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And now we go to Lookingglass, same time. Hatter

00:27:32.339 --> 00:27:36.579
gives the medicine and her watch, and this watch

00:27:36.579 --> 00:27:39.559
makes her able to shrink like Ant -Man and kick

00:27:39.559 --> 00:27:42.640
the crap out of the mermen. So she's able to

00:27:42.640 --> 00:27:44.640
kick the crap out of these mermen that are at

00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:47.220
Lookingglass so that they can try to figure out

00:27:47.220 --> 00:27:50.119
how to get the gateway back open so they can

00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:53.099
get their Avengers Grimm team. Because they can't

00:27:53.099 --> 00:27:55.680
get the gateway open, they are having a hard

00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:59.079
time trying to locate where the girls are and

00:27:59.079 --> 00:28:02.589
everything like that. And so Alice asks the Hatter

00:28:02.589 --> 00:28:04.609
if he's familiar with time travel and if there's

00:28:04.609 --> 00:28:07.930
anything he can do. And he said he's only used

00:28:07.930 --> 00:28:11.650
to the hallucinogenic type. So Alice gets him

00:28:11.650 --> 00:28:15.029
to make a special tea to try to find them. She

00:28:15.029 --> 00:28:18.549
also says she is going to find the Queen. And

00:28:18.549 --> 00:28:21.049
we all know that's the Queen of Hearts. Back

00:28:21.049 --> 00:28:24.430
to Magda's lair. And Rumpy has made Charming,

00:28:24.430 --> 00:28:28.440
like, depressed as hell. And this is part of

00:28:28.440 --> 00:28:30.200
his plan. He wants to make him depressed so that

00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:32.940
he has something to live for. And that something

00:28:32.940 --> 00:28:35.859
to live for, he's going to make sure it's Magda.

00:28:36.660 --> 00:28:39.680
This is all said because a merman came in and

00:28:39.680 --> 00:28:43.019
pulled Rumpy out of there. And Magda kind of

00:28:43.019 --> 00:28:45.140
had like a heart to heart, not a heart to heart,

00:28:45.180 --> 00:28:46.799
but like threatened him. It was like, what's

00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:49.220
your game? What are you doing? He goes, oh, I've

00:28:49.220 --> 00:28:51.460
made him depressed as hell. Now I'm going to

00:28:51.460 --> 00:28:53.460
make him see that he has something to live for,

00:28:53.539 --> 00:28:57.119
which is Magda. And so she's kind of like, okay,

00:28:57.259 --> 00:29:00.460
I'm still weary, but it sounds okay. I'll send

00:29:00.460 --> 00:29:02.319
you back in there. When he gets back in there,

00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:05.640
he immediately tells Charming that Snow is alive.

00:29:06.119 --> 00:29:08.400
If that was his plan to get him depressed, again,

00:29:08.500 --> 00:29:12.519
this is what I'm saying. Though the screenplay

00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:14.660
is easy to figure out and you know exactly what's

00:29:14.660 --> 00:29:18.079
going to happen, some of his moves don't make

00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:22.359
sense at all. So I'm kind of confused when it's

00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:24.319
like, oh, I'm going to make him depressed. I'm

00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:25.819
going to give him something to live for. Now

00:29:25.819 --> 00:29:27.980
I'm going to ruin that by saying, hey, Snow's

00:29:27.980 --> 00:29:31.599
alive. I just don't follow it. I don't see what

00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:34.380
his game is at this. All right, Blue Flash, we're

00:29:34.380 --> 00:29:37.619
back in the past. And Red is once again hunting

00:29:37.619 --> 00:29:42.500
mermen. And she kills three of them with one

00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:46.200
arrow from her bow and arrow. the only thing

00:29:46.200 --> 00:29:48.079
that makes me laugh about this is when the guys

00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:50.059
fall because they do like this scene where like

00:29:50.059 --> 00:29:52.099
you see behind the merman and you see them all

00:29:52.099 --> 00:29:55.160
fall one way or the other um the thing that's

00:29:55.160 --> 00:29:58.640
funny to me is that like normally it's one of

00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:02.140
those things where it was from far away and it's

00:30:02.140 --> 00:30:04.359
like a ridiculous shot that kind of thing she's

00:30:04.359 --> 00:30:06.960
like five feet in front of them they had to know

00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:09.480
this was going to happen like they had to see

00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:12.839
her shooting straight in front of them through

00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:17.150
the three of them red is also reconnected with

00:30:17.150 --> 00:30:19.549
snow we haven't seen how that happened but all

00:30:19.549 --> 00:30:24.210
of a sudden they're together again and this is

00:30:24.210 --> 00:30:26.190
a part i questioned that they actually did an

00:30:26.190 --> 00:30:29.470
okay job explaining after this red has gone on

00:30:29.470 --> 00:30:31.349
like this killing spree and has killed like a

00:30:31.349 --> 00:30:34.589
bunch of mermen and she's like originally magda

00:30:34.589 --> 00:30:37.170
said there was only a dozen mermen sent into

00:30:37.170 --> 00:30:40.170
the gateway and they've killed at least like

00:30:40.170 --> 00:30:45.480
20 and That's what I was thinking at this point.

00:30:45.539 --> 00:30:47.440
I was just like, okay, they've killed so many

00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:50.079
of these people. So she said, I sent a dozen,

00:30:50.140 --> 00:30:53.359
maybe she sent more, whatever. No, it actually

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:55.859
comes out that Magda is sending more to kill

00:30:55.859 --> 00:30:59.579
them. Because she just wants to kill them. She

00:30:59.579 --> 00:31:02.220
wants them to be dead. She can't live with the

00:31:02.220 --> 00:31:04.880
fact that they may come back. So she's keeping

00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:08.099
the gateway open. And that's what I don't understand.

00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:12.000
Like, close the gateway, destroy it. They can't

00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.890
get back. If they can't get back, they can't

00:31:14.890 --> 00:31:18.430
save the day. But she's kept it open because

00:31:18.430 --> 00:31:21.670
she keeps sending them back to kill them. On

00:31:21.670 --> 00:31:23.890
to Sleeping Beauty. Sleeping Beauty has chunked

00:31:23.890 --> 00:31:26.890
through the box and there's now a hole and she

00:31:26.890 --> 00:31:29.170
is able to get the merman watching over her.

00:31:29.250 --> 00:31:31.509
She basically is able to control him with her

00:31:31.509 --> 00:31:34.670
power. She like blows out the window or the chunk

00:31:34.670 --> 00:31:39.289
she made like and now he's able to just open

00:31:39.289 --> 00:31:42.079
the box and she He's just standing there in front

00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:44.079
of her, and she just punches him and knocks him

00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:47.259
out. She also finds that this guy has a grenade,

00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:51.099
so she's like, perfect. This is a way to get

00:31:51.099 --> 00:31:53.500
the attention of Fred and Snow. So she just throws

00:31:53.500 --> 00:31:56.900
the grenade up in the air, and those two are

00:31:56.900 --> 00:31:59.819
able to figure out, hey, it's Sleepy. Okay, they

00:31:59.819 --> 00:32:02.880
can reconnect. Blue Flash, we're back in the

00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:06.960
present. Magda grabs Rumpy again from the room.

00:32:07.259 --> 00:32:10.400
And now he has one hour to make it happen. She

00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:15.799
is pissed. And Rumpy's like, okay, I can do this.

00:32:15.839 --> 00:32:18.599
I just need a little more time to prep it before

00:32:18.599 --> 00:32:22.140
this hour. So Magda walks away. Rumpy's out of

00:32:22.140 --> 00:32:26.019
the prison cell. And on Rumpy's shoulder, Alice

00:32:26.019 --> 00:32:31.579
shows up because, you know, she's tiny. She talks

00:32:31.579 --> 00:32:33.759
with him and finds out that Rumpy and the Queen

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:40.490
of Hearts run the underworld. and he also mentions

00:32:40.490 --> 00:32:42.829
to her that like he's getting caught like he

00:32:42.829 --> 00:32:45.509
doesn't have an actual plan and so he's going

00:32:45.509 --> 00:32:49.269
to help alice get to the core and charming and

00:32:49.269 --> 00:32:52.049
so alice is like great cool this is awesome thank

00:32:52.049 --> 00:32:55.450
you for helping me they're going to get the core

00:32:55.450 --> 00:32:59.630
so rumpy leads away it's a trap rumpy set up

00:32:59.630 --> 00:33:04.849
alice and alice is now in the lair of magna But

00:33:04.849 --> 00:33:06.930
luckily she has her watch. She's able to shrink.

00:33:07.049 --> 00:33:09.589
She's able to get away, run out the window. So

00:33:09.589 --> 00:33:11.470
again, we don't know what Rumpy's tricks are.

00:33:11.549 --> 00:33:13.710
We don't know who he's helping. We don't know

00:33:13.710 --> 00:33:19.609
what's going to happen. Okay. So yeah, Rumpy's

00:33:19.609 --> 00:33:22.130
still the question mark. He's the oddball. We

00:33:22.130 --> 00:33:23.990
don't know what happens. We know what everybody

00:33:23.990 --> 00:33:26.569
else is doing. We don't know what he's doing.

00:33:26.750 --> 00:33:30.950
So blue flash back to the past and our crew finds

00:33:30.950 --> 00:33:33.640
Sleepy. This is great. And they also happen to

00:33:33.640 --> 00:33:36.180
find these mermen that just got out of a portal.

00:33:36.359 --> 00:33:38.980
They're able to kill them and jump into the portal

00:33:38.980 --> 00:33:42.079
and escape to wherever that portal was. This

00:33:42.079 --> 00:33:47.160
is the future. And they are at Lookingglass of

00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:51.180
the future. The world is basically on fire. And

00:33:51.180 --> 00:33:54.119
Lookingglass is kind of like shuttered down at

00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:57.400
this point. There's not much happening. One of

00:33:57.400 --> 00:33:59.259
the things I'm going to talk about right now.

00:34:00.009 --> 00:34:05.490
is if you read a description of this movie so

00:34:05.490 --> 00:34:11.730
i want to read you from the imdb page what this

00:34:11.730 --> 00:34:17.289
movie is from the imdb page when rumbled stiltzkin

00:34:17.289 --> 00:34:19.329
tries to take over earth once and for all the

00:34:19.329 --> 00:34:21.849
avengers grim must track him down through time

00:34:21.849 --> 00:34:25.309
in order to defeat him maybe i'm in the wrong

00:34:25.309 --> 00:34:29.219
mindset here So when you say that you're trying

00:34:29.219 --> 00:34:31.840
to track him down through time, I imagine that

00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:34.820
you were like chasing after him through various

00:34:34.820 --> 00:34:39.960
time periods. Very like Avengers Endgame where

00:34:39.960 --> 00:34:41.900
you got the different stones from different time

00:34:41.900 --> 00:34:44.860
periods. And it's okay if you don't go to a ton

00:34:44.860 --> 00:34:46.539
or anything like that, especially because this

00:34:46.539 --> 00:34:48.179
is supposed to be cheap, that kind of thing,

00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:51.820
whatever. This is the only other place they go.

00:34:51.940 --> 00:34:54.800
And it's just the same set, just a little more

00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:59.070
distressed. so they are at looking glass of the

00:34:59.070 --> 00:35:01.469
future and it just so happens charles is there

00:35:01.469 --> 00:35:05.650
and he falls to his knees when he sees snow because

00:35:05.650 --> 00:35:08.550
he thought she was dead and he lost his will

00:35:08.550 --> 00:35:11.929
to fight and he gave up and he married magda

00:35:11.929 --> 00:35:17.929
and magda now controls the land he also mentions

00:35:17.929 --> 00:35:20.170
that magda kept sending mermen through the gateway

00:35:20.170 --> 00:35:23.010
to kill them that's why she never destroyed the

00:35:23.010 --> 00:35:28.460
gateway also there is Alice Alice has been kind

00:35:28.460 --> 00:35:31.119
of working with Charles to try to fight her but

00:35:31.119 --> 00:35:34.800
because the hatter died Alice is now pretty crazy

00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:37.840
and she's like wearing his hat she's she's just

00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.460
kind of cuckoo you know she's the mad hatter

00:35:40.460 --> 00:35:44.460
now instead of just Alice and so it's just Alice

00:35:44.460 --> 00:35:47.460
and Charles are at looking glass when Magda married

00:35:47.460 --> 00:35:49.800
Charles she kind of threw him off to the side

00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:52.119
because now she has his ring she doesn't need

00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:55.530
anything more Charles gives Snow a map of Magda's

00:35:55.530 --> 00:35:58.110
lair. And basically they're going to try to sneak

00:35:58.110 --> 00:36:00.869
in. They're going to try to find how she uses

00:36:00.869 --> 00:36:02.710
the gateway. And then they're going to try to

00:36:02.710 --> 00:36:05.369
get back to the present. This is where my mind

00:36:05.369 --> 00:36:08.909
started to wander on this movie. Because one

00:36:08.909 --> 00:36:12.170
of the characters, Magda, wears all leather.

00:36:12.670 --> 00:36:14.769
Like the entirety of the movie she wears all

00:36:14.769 --> 00:36:17.570
leather. And it made me realize that there's

00:36:17.570 --> 00:36:20.349
a lot of leather in this movie. Like a lot of

00:36:20.349 --> 00:36:23.940
leather. But the thing that... made me think

00:36:23.940 --> 00:36:26.239
about this was there was like a swimming part

00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:31.400
do you know how weird it is to swim with leather

00:36:31.400 --> 00:36:34.760
like i've never done it myself because i've been

00:36:34.760 --> 00:36:38.860
told that it's crazy but yeah so she just wears

00:36:38.860 --> 00:36:40.980
leather all the time even when she's swimming

00:36:40.980 --> 00:36:46.039
very strange but whatever it's fine uh in this

00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:49.800
future rumpy is still a prisoner but he's like

00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.579
no older even though both charles and alice had

00:36:52.579 --> 00:36:55.980
like old people makeup on and also magda's kind

00:36:55.980 --> 00:37:00.019
of like also young looking using the map that

00:37:00.019 --> 00:37:02.320
charles gave them the avengers grim they sneak

00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:05.519
into the prison and they need to convince rumpy

00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.000
to help them out and get the gateway they also

00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:12.289
need to figure out how to open it and rumpy's

00:37:12.289 --> 00:37:14.329
like no i'm not betraying her i'm not betraying

00:37:14.329 --> 00:37:17.469
her she sees everything i see she's like in my

00:37:17.469 --> 00:37:21.650
mind she's in my head and sleepy uses her magic

00:37:21.650 --> 00:37:24.409
to convince rumpy to get the power core quickly

00:37:24.409 --> 00:37:27.909
and quietly he gets caught immediately but luckily

00:37:27.909 --> 00:37:29.789
red is following and kills one of the mermen

00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:34.050
that caught him so you know quick and easy boom

00:37:34.050 --> 00:37:38.789
red just once again killing people blue flash

00:37:38.789 --> 00:37:41.750
we're in the present and alice is trying to get

00:37:41.750 --> 00:37:45.170
into her own facility of looking glass but hatter

00:37:45.170 --> 00:37:47.530
won't let her in because he's the hatter and

00:37:47.530 --> 00:37:50.789
he's crazy and she convinces him to let her in

00:37:50.789 --> 00:37:52.550
this was something i thought was going to be

00:37:52.550 --> 00:37:55.150
a bigger deal no it wasn't it just was a joke

00:37:55.150 --> 00:37:57.909
i guess because the hatter be the hatter and

00:37:57.909 --> 00:38:02.690
it's tea time and so alice originally said she

00:38:02.690 --> 00:38:04.889
wasn't going to drink the tea like earlier in

00:38:04.889 --> 00:38:06.929
the movie no she's now going to drink the tea

00:38:07.369 --> 00:38:09.130
She needs to figure out where these girls are.

00:38:09.730 --> 00:38:15.530
And Hatter could only go to the past. He couldn't

00:38:15.530 --> 00:38:20.030
see the future. And the description, the reasoning

00:38:20.030 --> 00:38:23.630
behind it was that Hatter doesn't exist in the

00:38:23.630 --> 00:38:29.170
future. So Alice agrees to drink the tea because

00:38:29.170 --> 00:38:31.150
she thinks maybe she'll be able to find them

00:38:31.150 --> 00:38:34.090
in the future. And this is basically like dreamwalking.

00:38:34.090 --> 00:38:37.579
This is basically... what happens in multiverse

00:38:37.579 --> 00:38:40.360
of madness which is kind of interesting because

00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:43.199
i think this was before multiverse of madness

00:38:43.199 --> 00:38:45.400
i can't remember my timeline exactly this is

00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:50.320
2018 so let me just do a little quick uh multiverse

00:38:50.320 --> 00:38:55.119
of madness uh that was 2022 so yeah this was

00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:58.360
four years before multiverse of madness and she

00:38:58.360 --> 00:39:01.500
basically does dreamwalking uh where she's able

00:39:01.500 --> 00:39:05.289
to take over herself somewhere in the timeline

00:39:05.289 --> 00:39:11.849
because of magic tea sorry um okay yeah so she's

00:39:11.849 --> 00:39:17.150
dreamwalking and she ends up as the crazy hatter

00:39:17.150 --> 00:39:20.170
Alice in the future which just happens to be

00:39:20.170 --> 00:39:22.789
right place right time which is great because

00:39:22.789 --> 00:39:24.789
she was able to talk to Charles even though Charles

00:39:24.789 --> 00:39:27.210
is like a sad sack she was able to talk to Charles

00:39:27.210 --> 00:39:30.489
and figure out that they were there they're getting

00:39:30.489 --> 00:39:34.079
the power core they're coming back Rumpy was

00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:37.179
able to get the power core at Magda's lair. Blue

00:39:37.179 --> 00:39:40.840
Flash, we're back to the present. And Ruben Rumpy

00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:44.380
is saying that Charles is about to get married

00:39:44.380 --> 00:39:47.800
to Snow. This is great. Snow saved the day. They're

00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:50.960
about to get married. Magda, no big deal. Not

00:39:50.960 --> 00:39:53.099
part of the picture anymore. So all he has to

00:39:53.099 --> 00:39:56.260
do is walk down the aisle. And Charles calls

00:39:56.260 --> 00:39:57.880
him a good friend. And he's like, good friend,

00:39:57.900 --> 00:40:00.099
thank you. And that definitely affects him. He

00:40:00.099 --> 00:40:02.889
definitely feels something. Blue flash to the

00:40:02.889 --> 00:40:05.849
future. Alice is setting up the gateway and can

00:40:05.849 --> 00:40:08.889
use the power core they received. But Magda of

00:40:08.889 --> 00:40:13.449
the future was able to, through Rumpy's mind,

00:40:13.570 --> 00:40:17.690
see that they were there. And so she breaks into

00:40:17.690 --> 00:40:20.329
the looking glass again. And she's able to kill

00:40:20.329 --> 00:40:24.730
Alice. She found out from Rumpy. And she has

00:40:24.730 --> 00:40:27.269
him on like a leash. This movie is very kinky.

00:40:28.050 --> 00:40:31.219
She has him on a leash. magda is also able with

00:40:31.219 --> 00:40:33.940
her trident to freeze the girl and threatens

00:40:33.940 --> 00:40:36.500
to send them to the ice age because snow will

00:40:36.500 --> 00:40:40.019
like the ice age that kind of joke rumpy is able

00:40:40.019 --> 00:40:42.639
to sneak off at this point and charles is hiding

00:40:42.639 --> 00:40:47.500
and charles says to him you had a chance to choose

00:40:47.500 --> 00:40:50.960
heroism once but you chose villainy before you

00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:55.239
have another chance to choose heroism again and

00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:58.719
remember how i said like calling him a good friend

00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:01.099
it kind of resonated with him that kind of thing

00:41:01.099 --> 00:41:04.599
that exists in this timeline so rumpy definitely

00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:09.659
feels it a little more so charles stands up goes

00:41:09.659 --> 00:41:15.119
out to magda and basically gets attacked by her

00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:18.400
trident and is like dying in the process but

00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:21.199
it's to buy time so that rumpy can use the gateway

00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:31.639
and send them all back While Snow is tied up

00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:35.059
and is watching on. I think you guys are as smart

00:41:35.059 --> 00:41:37.840
as me. I would hope you're as smart as me. It's

00:41:37.840 --> 00:41:43.280
obvious that this is Rumpy as Snow. And that

00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:46.320
it's not really Snow tied up. Because we never

00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:49.920
saw anything like that. At the same time at Looking

00:41:49.920 --> 00:41:54.460
Glass, Alice wakes up present day. And has taken

00:41:54.460 --> 00:41:58.239
the medicine that Hatter has made for her. The

00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:01.039
Avengers Grimm also show up to Magda's lair and

00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:04.739
they break into the wedding. And Snow says, get

00:42:04.739 --> 00:42:09.159
your scaly ass away from my man. So she goes

00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:12.079
to take on Magda. Sleepy and Red are going to

00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:15.519
take on the Mermen. Sleepy is awful at this.

00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:17.800
And that's kind of like the whole bit is that

00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:20.219
Sleepy is just not as good as the other two girls

00:42:20.219 --> 00:42:25.820
at this. She's okay. But like Red, Red has murdered

00:42:25.820 --> 00:42:28.320
everyone. And I guess this is supposed to be

00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:32.179
like Black Widow, you know, kind of thing. But

00:42:32.179 --> 00:42:34.699
Reddit has just like murdered everyone. Snow

00:42:34.699 --> 00:42:38.000
is able to take out Magda easily. But then it

00:42:38.000 --> 00:42:43.119
becomes a who is who moment. Because Snow ends

00:42:43.119 --> 00:42:47.960
up in the same frame as Rumpy as Snow. And like

00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:51.219
Charles has like, oh, but which one is the real

00:42:51.219 --> 00:42:57.119
Snow? You know, that kind of thing. real snow

00:42:57.119 --> 00:43:00.239
figures out the solution quickly she goes fuck

00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:03.280
this and like goes to kiss charles and like big

00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:08.280
old sloppy kiss kind of thing charles immediately

00:43:08.280 --> 00:43:10.900
falls down to one knee to propose to real snow

00:43:10.900 --> 00:43:13.820
but magda once again gets pissed blasts him apart

00:43:13.820 --> 00:43:16.960
with her trident they're at separate parts now

00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:22.199
but they can they can save the day if charles

00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:25.840
finishes the proposal to snow So they both slow

00:43:25.840 --> 00:43:29.940
motion dive and like slide on the floor to each

00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:32.500
other. And he's like reaching out the ring. She

00:43:32.500 --> 00:43:36.219
reaches out her hand and he slides the ring on

00:43:36.219 --> 00:43:41.000
her finger. And it's no from Magda kind of thing.

00:43:41.579 --> 00:43:44.579
And yeah, there you go. That's it. He places

00:43:44.579 --> 00:43:46.699
the ring on Snow's hand. The spell is broken.

00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:50.800
Magda loses. magda freaks out tries to kill charles

00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.000
but he easily avoids it because she's just trying

00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:55.000
to stab him with a trident and he's just kind

00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:56.840
of like rolling on the ground like nope nope

00:43:56.840 --> 00:44:00.900
nope nope but he's also like i can't hit a woman

00:44:00.900 --> 00:44:04.719
snow steps up and goes but i can and punches

00:44:04.719 --> 00:44:08.139
magda straight in the face magda then like screams

00:44:08.139 --> 00:44:11.239
to a merman to destroy the city so the merman

00:44:11.239 --> 00:44:13.900
sprint out the door and they're about to destroy

00:44:13.900 --> 00:44:16.599
the city and they are immediately met by alice

00:44:17.099 --> 00:44:20.760
Who has taken her medicine. And she is giant.

00:44:21.500 --> 00:44:25.500
This is the Ant -Man giant version. And steps

00:44:25.500 --> 00:44:28.619
on all of them with like two steps. Then giant

00:44:28.619 --> 00:44:32.840
Alice grabs Rumpy. And just licks him into the

00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:35.780
ocean. Just he's gone. So the Avengers Grimm

00:44:35.780 --> 00:44:38.440
and Charles are forcing Magda back into the ocean.

00:44:38.840 --> 00:44:41.280
And they just so happen to get there at the same

00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:43.619
time. Rumpy has just crawled out of the ocean.

00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:47.159
And Magda realizes he was trying to pull a fast

00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:52.019
one. He was trying to be snow so that Charles

00:44:52.019 --> 00:44:55.579
marries him as snow and he can control all the

00:44:55.579 --> 00:44:59.900
land. So she wants revenge. She grabs Rumpy with

00:44:59.900 --> 00:45:03.260
her help of her merman and they drag him to Atlantis

00:45:03.260 --> 00:45:07.820
with her. So they're now back in Atlantis. Great.

00:45:07.880 --> 00:45:10.820
Cool. Awesome. Immediately goes into a wedding

00:45:10.820 --> 00:45:15.289
scene. This is snow and Charles's wedding. And

00:45:15.289 --> 00:45:17.829
they have it on the beach of all things, like

00:45:17.829 --> 00:45:22.530
right next to the ocean. You just dealt with

00:45:22.530 --> 00:45:25.469
like merpeople. You just dealt with like the

00:45:25.469 --> 00:45:28.090
queen of Atlantis and you're going to get married

00:45:28.090 --> 00:45:35.170
by the ocean. Okay. I mean, whatever. Okay. Whatever.

00:45:36.269 --> 00:45:40.780
At the end of this scene. snow is just kind of

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:42.679
like are you gonna send us back to our realms

00:45:42.679 --> 00:45:45.139
and alice recruits all of them to looking glass

00:45:45.139 --> 00:45:49.360
she said the world's gonna need the avengers

00:45:49.360 --> 00:45:51.420
grim and she actually says it so this is the

00:45:51.420 --> 00:45:54.940
first time it's actually said roll credits this

00:45:54.940 --> 00:45:57.320
is the end of the movie that is avengers grim

00:45:57.320 --> 00:46:03.239
time wars yeah um much worse than the first one

00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:06.579
by a lot i have described this many a time it

00:46:06.579 --> 00:46:10.440
is porn with a worse script that that is what

00:46:10.440 --> 00:46:12.599
it is because like all the all the girls wear

00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:14.880
like skimpy outfits there's the leather clad

00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:18.000
there's the parts where rumpy's on a leash um

00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:21.219
charming is kind of like busting through a shirt

00:46:21.219 --> 00:46:23.679
kind of things you know that kind of stuff it

00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:26.980
is porn essentially just with a worse script

00:46:26.980 --> 00:46:34.789
and no actual nudity yeah um Let me give a rating

00:46:34.789 --> 00:46:36.250
because otherwise I'm going to forget and then

00:46:36.250 --> 00:46:38.170
I will talk about the points I actually have

00:46:38.170 --> 00:46:43.769
about this movie. The rating is going to be .25

00:46:43.769 --> 00:46:50.610
out of 5. .25 broken realm mirror pieces. That's

00:46:50.610 --> 00:46:53.489
what I'll give it. .25 broken realm mirror pieces.

00:46:54.530 --> 00:46:57.389
It is not a good movie. It is not. There are

00:46:57.389 --> 00:46:59.469
some parts that are worth laughing at just because

00:46:59.469 --> 00:47:03.000
it's like awkward and goofy. But it's not worth

00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:04.780
laughing at because you actually are enjoying

00:47:04.780 --> 00:47:07.000
what you're watching. This is a terrible movie.

00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:10.039
It's what I come to expect from Asylum. So I'm

00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:13.320
not going to like harshly grade it and say, oh,

00:47:13.460 --> 00:47:15.559
wow, this is so bad because blah, blah, blah,

00:47:15.579 --> 00:47:17.760
blah, blah. It's an Asylum film. I know what

00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:20.880
I signed up for. I've done the first one. I know

00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:23.260
it's going to be bad. I've done Atlantic Rim.

00:47:23.380 --> 00:47:26.199
I know it's going to be bad. These are cheap

00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:29.969
movies that if they turn a profit. It's easy

00:47:29.969 --> 00:47:32.309
to turn a profit because they were made on a

00:47:32.309 --> 00:47:35.909
shoestring budget. So all they have to do is

00:47:35.909 --> 00:47:39.030
make their money back plus like another hundred

00:47:39.030 --> 00:47:41.630
grand and they're happy and they can make the

00:47:41.630 --> 00:47:43.510
next one and the next one and the next one and

00:47:43.510 --> 00:47:45.449
the next one and the next one. They can probably

00:47:45.449 --> 00:47:49.329
make for a successful mock buster three more

00:47:49.329 --> 00:47:52.949
movies. That's how cheaply these movies are made.

00:47:53.550 --> 00:47:56.869
And that's okay. I'm not mad at the asylum for

00:47:56.869 --> 00:48:01.969
doing that. But I also have to hold it at the

00:48:01.969 --> 00:48:08.230
same level and go, because they do that, these

00:48:08.230 --> 00:48:10.489
are not going to be good movies, and I know that.

00:48:11.090 --> 00:48:13.510
So that's the reason why I say, even though I'm

00:48:13.510 --> 00:48:17.849
giving it a .25, it's not the worst .25 that

00:48:17.849 --> 00:48:20.530
I've watched for this podcast. It's not a good

00:48:20.530 --> 00:48:23.610
movie. I'm not telling anybody to watch this.

00:48:25.050 --> 00:48:28.929
But knowing that it's ridiculous, knowing how

00:48:28.929 --> 00:48:33.690
much alcohol I had going into it, I knew I was

00:48:33.690 --> 00:48:36.150
going to laugh at it for the sheer fact that

00:48:36.150 --> 00:48:39.489
it's awful. It's like the Sharknado movies. And

00:48:39.489 --> 00:48:43.630
that is an exact fitting representation of the

00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:46.530
asylum. The Sharknado movies, you know they're

00:48:46.530 --> 00:48:49.929
going to be trash. You know it. But there's something

00:48:49.929 --> 00:48:53.590
so goofy about them that they're kind of fun

00:48:53.590 --> 00:48:55.610
to just turn on and turn your brain off for.

00:48:56.619 --> 00:48:59.440
They're not good. They're never going to be good.

00:48:59.519 --> 00:49:06.039
The acting, meh. The costumes, meh. The CGI special

00:49:06.039 --> 00:49:11.139
effects, ugh. The fact that they go to two different

00:49:11.139 --> 00:49:16.500
places, two different places, for the time wars

00:49:16.500 --> 00:49:19.059
that they're going to be chasing Rumpelstiltskin

00:49:19.059 --> 00:49:23.659
through in this description of the movie. It's,

00:49:23.659 --> 00:49:27.769
yeah, it's terrible. It's terrible. It's not

00:49:27.769 --> 00:49:30.489
quite as disappointing though as Multiverse of

00:49:30.489 --> 00:49:31.969
Madness where you think you're going to go through

00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:34.989
multiple multiverses and they spend five seconds

00:49:34.989 --> 00:49:37.369
in each and just end up really in like two or

00:49:37.369 --> 00:49:40.829
three. You know? This one, yes, it's disappointing.

00:49:40.909 --> 00:49:45.369
They only ended up in two. But you can expect

00:49:45.369 --> 00:49:47.469
that from a movie like this. In Multiverse of

00:49:47.469 --> 00:49:50.289
Madness, you kind of want, hey, we're going to

00:49:50.289 --> 00:49:51.989
go to all these different universes. We're going

00:49:51.989 --> 00:49:53.710
to see all these different things and it just

00:49:53.710 --> 00:49:57.849
ends up being three universes. okay cool great

00:49:57.849 --> 00:50:02.730
whatever um but yeah so and then really actually

00:50:02.730 --> 00:50:04.849
thinking about it i mean besides the scene where

00:50:04.849 --> 00:50:09.190
they go through like 40 in a second do they really

00:50:09.190 --> 00:50:12.050
go to more than just two multiverses i can't

00:50:12.050 --> 00:50:15.110
even remember that's that's how it sucks because

00:50:15.110 --> 00:50:17.530
of sam raimi and i love sam raimi but that's

00:50:17.530 --> 00:50:21.130
how little that movie kind of made to me um i

00:50:21.130 --> 00:50:22.789
can't remember how many universes they went to

00:50:22.789 --> 00:50:26.789
it's disappointing like that this one yeah it's

00:50:26.789 --> 00:50:29.809
disappointing but i would almost be a little

00:50:29.809 --> 00:50:31.909
more offended if they tried to force another

00:50:31.909 --> 00:50:35.030
time period into this because i just know it

00:50:35.030 --> 00:50:38.489
would be a terrible cgi dinosaur that's chasing

00:50:38.489 --> 00:50:44.070
after them so yeah it's you can say this is a

00:50:44.070 --> 00:50:47.769
terrible movie you can i wouldn't expect anybody

00:50:47.769 --> 00:50:53.409
to say different however It's goofy and it's

00:50:53.409 --> 00:50:57.190
kind of fun in the weirdest way because you know

00:50:57.190 --> 00:50:59.610
you're signing yourself up for a terrible movie.

00:51:00.550 --> 00:51:04.570
And 8 % on Rotten Tomatoes is right. I don't

00:51:04.570 --> 00:51:06.889
care what anybody says. It's right. That is a

00:51:06.889 --> 00:51:11.510
good score for this film. How is this an 8 %

00:51:11.510 --> 00:51:14.869
film that I would watch again while drunk with

00:51:14.869 --> 00:51:22.579
friends versus an 8 % film that is... not as

00:51:22.579 --> 00:51:24.739
fun i don't know i'm trying to think of what

00:51:24.739 --> 00:51:27.340
to compare it to and the only thing i can keep

00:51:27.340 --> 00:51:29.659
thinking about is multiverse of madness i would

00:51:29.659 --> 00:51:32.400
rather watch this drunk with friends than trying

00:51:32.400 --> 00:51:34.539
to make my friends sober watch multiverse of

00:51:34.539 --> 00:51:38.619
madness is that a hot take i don't even know

00:51:38.619 --> 00:51:43.219
if that's a hot take i i and i love marvel films

00:51:43.219 --> 00:51:47.130
it's not that i wouldn't watch it again But I

00:51:47.130 --> 00:51:50.050
think this one has more of that goofy factor.

00:51:50.170 --> 00:51:53.670
Especially when you watch it with friends. And

00:51:53.670 --> 00:51:55.929
so that's why it's disappointing that it's just

00:51:55.929 --> 00:51:59.090
me talking about it. But yeah. So I think that

00:51:59.090 --> 00:52:02.809
this film is not good. I don't recommend it.

00:52:02.909 --> 00:52:05.690
But I could easily drunk watch this again with

00:52:05.690 --> 00:52:10.210
some friends to laugh at. It's kind of the like

00:52:10.210 --> 00:52:14.750
killer clowns from outer space. The Room. You

00:52:14.750 --> 00:52:17.489
know all these movies that. are terrible but

00:52:17.489 --> 00:52:21.590
you kind of want to watch it because intrigue

00:52:21.590 --> 00:52:23.909
and because you know it's going to be bad so

00:52:23.909 --> 00:52:26.670
you can laugh at it a little more i don't know

00:52:26.670 --> 00:52:30.329
that's kind of my thought on this one um and

00:52:30.329 --> 00:52:32.730
probably what my thought is about all these asylum

00:52:32.730 --> 00:52:34.789
films i could talk about all these asylum films

00:52:34.789 --> 00:52:39.389
because you're not going to any of these and

00:52:39.389 --> 00:52:41.889
going oh this is going to be great you're going

00:52:41.889 --> 00:52:44.710
to these and looking at them and going oh yes

00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:49.039
mega piranha that's exactly what i want you know

00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:53.440
what that is um what's the other one they have

00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:55.860
there's another one oh the fast and the fierce

00:52:55.860 --> 00:53:04.360
yeah um i mean it's it's yeah it's exactly what

00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.940
it is it's cheap mock buster that honestly sounds

00:53:07.940 --> 00:53:13.739
kind of fun to sit through um and it also remember

00:53:13.739 --> 00:53:16.139
how i was saying like they happen to be coming

00:53:16.139 --> 00:53:19.559
out at the same time it also leads to some fun

00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:25.380
things where they release one thinking that this

00:53:25.380 --> 00:53:28.739
is going to be like the next big thing so they

00:53:28.739 --> 00:53:30.800
have a movie called american battleship which

00:53:30.800 --> 00:53:35.280
is a parody of battleship and we all know how

00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:39.559
battleship did um this one yeah this one probably

00:53:39.559 --> 00:53:45.010
also not great You know, but that's what happens

00:53:45.010 --> 00:53:46.909
when they try to guess on some of these, too.

00:53:48.610 --> 00:53:51.670
There are a bunch of Asylum films that I kind

00:53:51.670 --> 00:53:53.789
of want to do for the podcast, but I don't know

00:53:53.789 --> 00:53:55.710
if people actually like when I do them because

00:53:55.710 --> 00:54:00.329
they're ridiculous. I don't know. There are some

00:54:00.329 --> 00:54:02.550
things that I think would be really fun to cover,

00:54:02.650 --> 00:54:06.889
like Meth Gator. That sounds amazing. It's a

00:54:06.889 --> 00:54:08.929
parody of Cocaine Bear, obviously, if you can

00:54:08.929 --> 00:54:12.670
guess that. You know, there's some things that

00:54:12.670 --> 00:54:15.530
I feel like would be fun to watch with this.

00:54:15.849 --> 00:54:18.269
But maybe that's also a problem. Maybe that's

00:54:18.269 --> 00:54:20.989
also what I shouldn't do. Because I do kind of

00:54:20.989 --> 00:54:24.710
enjoy the cheesiness, the stupidness of these

00:54:24.710 --> 00:54:27.630
movies. Maybe that's why it didn't go down so

00:54:27.630 --> 00:54:29.369
well the first time we tried to do this. I don't

00:54:29.369 --> 00:54:32.250
know. I'm speaking up my ass on this stuff. I

00:54:32.250 --> 00:54:35.969
don't know. My main problems with this movie

00:54:35.969 --> 00:54:39.679
are the acting. the writing the everything with

00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:42.099
this movie everything everything was bad with

00:54:42.099 --> 00:54:44.539
this movie i don't like that they only went to

00:54:44.539 --> 00:54:46.579
two time periods and both of the time periods

00:54:46.579 --> 00:54:49.059
were set pieces we already kind of saw or like

00:54:49.059 --> 00:54:52.340
so like one of them was looking glass just destroyed

00:54:52.340 --> 00:54:55.380
or magda's lair which was the same as it was

00:54:55.380 --> 00:54:58.500
before you know that kind of thing or they went

00:54:58.500 --> 00:55:01.199
to the castle and there's only really one room

00:55:01.199 --> 00:55:04.059
you saw of the castle the rest of the time you

00:55:04.059 --> 00:55:07.869
just ah You just saw red and snow in the woods.

00:55:09.250 --> 00:55:13.289
Cheap, easy, go to the woods, film a couple of

00:55:13.289 --> 00:55:16.650
scenes. You know, this is how they keep costs

00:55:16.650 --> 00:55:21.389
down. It makes it disappointing when those are

00:55:21.389 --> 00:55:23.809
the only places we went to though. I do want

00:55:23.809 --> 00:55:25.849
to talk about something positive about this though.

00:55:26.769 --> 00:55:30.809
I think it is very unique that they saw Avengers

00:55:30.809 --> 00:55:33.929
coming out and they said, okay, we need our own

00:55:33.929 --> 00:55:37.760
Avengers. We're going to do Avengers Grimm. It's

00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:42.940
horrible execution. These are not. And especially

00:55:42.940 --> 00:55:45.159
the things like the powers and stuff like that.

00:55:45.219 --> 00:55:47.579
Some of this needs a little more like refinement

00:55:47.579 --> 00:55:52.099
on that. But I do love the fact that they said,

00:55:52.219 --> 00:55:54.760
OK, we need our own Avengers. Let's go fairy

00:55:54.760 --> 00:55:57.739
tales. Done and done. I think that's a lot of

00:55:57.739 --> 00:56:00.539
fun. I think that adds something to it. I like

00:56:00.539 --> 00:56:02.820
that our crew is like Snow White, Sleeping Beauty

00:56:02.820 --> 00:56:05.789
and Red Riding Hood. obviously again i think

00:56:05.789 --> 00:56:07.869
it could have been better i even like rumpled

00:56:07.869 --> 00:56:10.869
siltskin as a bad guy magda i have no clue what

00:56:10.869 --> 00:56:14.829
that is except for just little mermaid um that's

00:56:14.829 --> 00:56:18.369
the only thing i got because little mermaid wasn't

00:56:18.369 --> 00:56:21.670
a grim fairy tale but it was a fairy tale so

00:56:21.670 --> 00:56:24.789
like yeah i think they could have done better

00:56:24.789 --> 00:56:27.829
with like that as a villain but rumpled siltskin

00:56:27.829 --> 00:56:31.949
i think first one and this one kind of a fun

00:56:31.949 --> 00:56:36.070
villain to have um even though again execution

00:56:36.070 --> 00:56:39.849
not great that's avengers grim time wars um if

00:56:39.849 --> 00:56:42.010
there are certain mockbusters you want me to

00:56:42.010 --> 00:56:44.349
cover on future episodes of game for a movie

00:56:44.349 --> 00:56:46.769
please let me know especially things like asylum

00:56:46.769 --> 00:56:52.849
i again they're dumb but it is very much a movie

00:56:52.849 --> 00:56:55.170
where i can just like kind of get drunk before

00:56:55.170 --> 00:57:02.210
and watch yeah i'm down for that so Let me know

00:57:02.210 --> 00:57:03.929
if there's any other mock busters you think I

00:57:03.929 --> 00:57:07.110
should cover. What else I should cover this year?

00:57:08.010 --> 00:57:11.750
We've got, I technically teased this beforehand,

00:57:11.949 --> 00:57:13.969
but it's going to come out next. The Love Guru

00:57:13.969 --> 00:57:17.010
is coming. I have it recorded. I need to edit

00:57:17.010 --> 00:57:19.750
it. It's basically just, I did this because the

00:57:19.750 --> 00:57:22.409
Thunderbolts came out this week and it was a

00:57:22.409 --> 00:57:25.369
team up movie. So that was my idea was team up

00:57:25.369 --> 00:57:28.610
movies. So why not cover Avengers Grimm, the

00:57:28.610 --> 00:57:31.880
team up, you know? So yeah. That's the reasoning

00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:34.119
behind this. This is why I was doing Avengers

00:57:34.119 --> 00:57:38.559
Grimm Time Wars. And yeah, go see the Thunderbolts.

00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:40.340
I've heard it's great. I haven't seen it myself,

00:57:40.579 --> 00:57:45.539
but go see it and enjoy it. I hope everybody

00:57:45.539 --> 00:57:47.800
enjoys whatever they're seeing with this lately.

00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:51.519
And yeah, that's all I got on Avengers Grimm

00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:53.619
Time Wars. That's all I've got on the Game for

00:57:53.619 --> 00:57:56.219
a Movie podcast for this episode. Love Guru coming

00:57:56.219 --> 00:57:58.980
soon. And I've been Mike with the Game for a

00:57:58.980 --> 00:58:01.059
Movie podcast asking, are you Game for a Movie?

00:58:01.340 --> 00:58:04.159
We will see you next time on the Game for a Movie

00:58:04.159 --> 00:58:05.340
podcast. Bye.