WEBVTT 00:00:03.310 --> 00:00:04.750 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:04.750 --> 00:00:07.089 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:07.089 --> 00:00:09.089 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be 00:00:09.089 --> 00:00:11.810 your host tonight. I have got a bad romantic 00:00:11.810 --> 00:00:15.750 comedy just in time for Valentine's Day for all 00:00:15.750 --> 00:00:18.530 you lovers out there. This is one, according 00:00:18.530 --> 00:00:20.609 to Rotten Tomatoes, that is one of the worst 00:00:20.609 --> 00:00:24.469 rom -coms of all time. I'm pretty sure on that 00:00:24.469 --> 00:00:27.730 list it is like seventh or eighth on the list 00:00:27.730 --> 00:00:31.230 because it does sit at a 9 % critic score on 00:00:31.230 --> 00:00:33.429 Rotten Tomatoes. But of course, we will dive 00:00:33.429 --> 00:00:37.049 into the details of that shortly. We got to start 00:00:37.049 --> 00:00:39.929 with what we are drinking. Today, I've got from 00:00:39.929 --> 00:00:42.530 Burial Brewing Company in Charlotte, North Carolina, 00:00:42.750 --> 00:00:45.409 Surf Wax. This is one of their more well -known 00:00:45.409 --> 00:00:50.109 beers. It is an IPA, as I usually do. It's a 00:00:50.109 --> 00:00:53.090 phenomenal beer. The place is great itself. It 00:00:53.090 --> 00:01:00.920 is one that... It's an interesting place. It's 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:03.399 a good spot. Don't get me wrong. But it's interesting 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:05.959 because like it is a big music place as well. 00:01:06.159 --> 00:01:10.040 You can get stuff from the gift shop like records, 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:12.099 for example. And usually when I end up going 00:01:12.099 --> 00:01:14.859 in there, I end up buying one or two records 00:01:14.859 --> 00:01:17.480 while I'm there. So a good place to get a nice 00:01:17.480 --> 00:01:20.959 drink. I've played trivia there before. And yeah, 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:25.730 it is surf wax. Pretty damn good. All right, 00:01:25.769 --> 00:01:28.090 enough about the beer. Let's talk bad movies. 00:01:28.329 --> 00:01:30.769 So as I said before, this is a rom -com just 00:01:30.769 --> 00:01:32.950 in time for Valentine's Day. It is one of the 00:01:32.950 --> 00:01:35.709 worst rom -coms of all time. I'm talking about, 00:01:35.790 --> 00:01:42.090 from 2015, Accidental Love. It is rated PG -13. 00:01:42.409 --> 00:01:47.950 It was released March 20, 2015. It is a 9 % critic 00:01:47.950 --> 00:01:50.829 score on Rotten Tomatoes and a 15 % audience 00:01:50.829 --> 00:01:53.170 score on Rotten Tomatoes, so pretty much everybody 00:01:53.170 --> 00:01:56.849 agrees this one's pretty bad. Here is the description 00:01:56.849 --> 00:01:58.650 on Rotten Tomatoes just to give you an idea of 00:01:58.650 --> 00:02:00.670 what we're jumping into before I actually tell 00:02:00.670 --> 00:02:03.349 you what this is about. A clueless politician 00:02:03.349 --> 00:02:05.989 falls in love with a waitress whose erratic behavior 00:02:05.989 --> 00:02:10.210 is caused by a nail stuck in her head. Yeah, 00:02:10.250 --> 00:02:14.229 that's exactly the kind of movie that... you'd 00:02:14.229 --> 00:02:20.889 expect um accidental love so this is a movie 00:02:20.889 --> 00:02:26.310 that was directed by uh david o russell david 00:02:26.310 --> 00:02:29.889 o russell has done many films um you may know 00:02:29.889 --> 00:02:32.189 him for being the director of silver lining's 00:02:32.189 --> 00:02:35.849 playbook uh three kings american hustle he has 00:02:35.849 --> 00:02:39.870 done a ton of movies here's the thing about david 00:02:39.870 --> 00:02:46.699 o russell because I don't want to belittle this. 00:02:47.199 --> 00:02:52.139 It definitely needs to be said about how he treats 00:02:52.139 --> 00:02:55.979 people on film projects. Apparently he's kind 00:02:55.979 --> 00:02:59.560 of a douche, if you want to know the truth. Because 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:03.460 he doesn't treat his actors the best. There's 00:03:03.460 --> 00:03:06.599 a very famous case of him mistreating Amy Adams 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:11.340 on the set of American Hustle. And I'm sure there's 00:03:11.340 --> 00:03:13.099 a bunch more out there that we just don't know 00:03:13.099 --> 00:03:16.439 about. So David O. Russell, not a great guy, 00:03:16.659 --> 00:03:20.199 but he does put out some great films. So this 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:23.620 one, however, is not one of them. And even more 00:03:23.620 --> 00:03:29.000 so, he stepped aside from the project. And so 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.900 this movie was filmed and basically pieced together 00:03:32.900 --> 00:03:36.479 after he left the project. They had a bunch of 00:03:36.479 --> 00:03:39.919 financial issues on this film. Including several 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:42.439 times they had to shut down the production because 00:03:42.439 --> 00:03:44.219 they were worried that they weren't going to 00:03:44.219 --> 00:03:48.360 get paid. Yeah, that's probably going to set 00:03:48.360 --> 00:03:50.900 you up for failure most times if you're not careful 00:03:50.900 --> 00:03:54.819 with that one. So this film, technically directed 00:03:54.819 --> 00:03:57.520 by David O. Russell, technically not finished 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:59.860 by David O. Russell. It was pieced together from 00:03:59.860 --> 00:04:03.879 all the things he shot. And it's a film. It is 00:04:03.879 --> 00:04:08.389 a film that happened. Knowing that it was pieced 00:04:08.389 --> 00:04:10.990 together at the end, it definitely makes a little 00:04:10.990 --> 00:04:14.409 more sense about how this production came to 00:04:14.409 --> 00:04:18.470 be. And especially because people like Jessica 00:04:18.470 --> 00:04:21.649 Biel and Tracy Morgan, they had to do reshoots 00:04:21.649 --> 00:04:23.769 according to their contract with the new director. 00:04:23.910 --> 00:04:27.410 But people like Jake Gyllenhaal didn't. So there's 00:04:27.410 --> 00:04:29.069 a lot of scenes that you'll see with Jessica 00:04:29.069 --> 00:04:32.990 Biel. And she's not necessarily in the scene 00:04:32.990 --> 00:04:36.410 with Jake Gyllenhaal. And they kind of... stretch 00:04:36.410 --> 00:04:38.310 it a little bit where she like sees him on tv 00:04:38.310 --> 00:04:43.889 or something like that so yeah it's it's definitely 00:04:43.889 --> 00:04:47.810 piecemealed together this film was put on a shelf 00:04:47.810 --> 00:04:51.610 for a while it was basically the copyright said 00:04:51.610 --> 00:04:54.889 it was done in 2013 obviously it didn't get released 00:04:54.889 --> 00:04:58.910 until 2015 and it set it sat on a shelf for a 00:04:58.910 --> 00:05:01.449 long time because of the capital production company 00:05:01.449 --> 00:05:05.540 um Capital Production Company had a lot of problems 00:05:05.540 --> 00:05:07.500 with this because they were going through a ton 00:05:07.500 --> 00:05:11.379 of financial issues. And so this one kind of 00:05:11.379 --> 00:05:13.620 got pushed out because if they didn't use it, 00:05:13.660 --> 00:05:16.360 it was going to charge against them pretty much. 00:05:16.500 --> 00:05:19.300 So they just kind of released it as this hodgepodge 00:05:19.300 --> 00:05:22.959 movie. So there are three writers attributed 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.680 to this movie. We've got Dave Jesser and Matt 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.439 Silverstein. I'm going to mention them first 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:29.579 because they've worked on a lot of the same projects 00:05:29.579 --> 00:05:35.310 together. They were writers together on Grandfathered, 00:05:35.310 --> 00:05:41.089 the TV show with John Stamos, obviously on Accidental 00:05:41.089 --> 00:05:44.430 Love. They were writers on Axe Cop, The Cleveland 00:05:44.430 --> 00:05:47.310 Show, The Drawn Together Movie, and Drawn Together 00:05:47.310 --> 00:05:50.790 TV Shows, Greg the Bunny, Andy Richter Controls 00:05:50.790 --> 00:05:52.829 the Universe, Third Rock from the Sun. They've 00:05:52.829 --> 00:05:57.009 worked together for a while and seen the things 00:05:57.009 --> 00:05:59.649 they've worked on before. I like a lot of the 00:05:59.649 --> 00:06:01.779 projects they've worked on. I'm not shitting 00:06:01.779 --> 00:06:04.800 on them. But it does now make sense why a lot 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:08.100 of this humor is very sophomoric. And it's probably 00:06:08.100 --> 00:06:11.180 these two more so than the third writer. The 00:06:11.180 --> 00:06:14.160 third writer is Kristen Gore. Yes, Kristen Gore 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:17.959 related to Al Gore. Kristen Gore was a producer 00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:21.259 on Foxcatcher. She also was a staff writer for 00:06:21.259 --> 00:06:25.220 Futurama. She wrote The Beanie Bubble. And she 00:06:25.220 --> 00:06:26.939 was a staff writer for two episodes of Saturday 00:06:26.939 --> 00:06:32.290 Night Live. So they've got some pedigree. A lot 00:06:32.290 --> 00:06:34.370 of these, it was early on in their career, it 00:06:34.370 --> 00:06:37.430 looks like, that they wrote this accidental love. 00:06:37.870 --> 00:06:43.490 So it makes sense how a lot of this stuff came 00:06:43.490 --> 00:06:46.930 to be. As I said before, David O. Russell left 00:06:46.930 --> 00:06:51.009 the project in July of 2010. So like I said, 00:06:51.029 --> 00:06:53.310 this movie came out in 2015, leaving it in 2010. 00:06:53.889 --> 00:06:56.709 Yeah, that's kind of interesting. In 2011, David 00:06:56.709 --> 00:06:59.319 Bergstein. He cobbled together whatever was filmed 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:02.180 and gave test screenings in L .A. The crew was 00:07:02.180 --> 00:07:05.180 completely unaware that this had happened. Not 00:07:05.180 --> 00:07:08.980 a good way to market a movie by saying, oh, we 00:07:08.980 --> 00:07:10.560 piece this stuff together and just put it out 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:17.600 there. So, yeah. So besides all of that, how 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:22.259 about we get into the actual details of the film 00:07:22.259 --> 00:07:25.680 of Accidental Love, which its working title was 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.459 called Nailed before. Again, that sophomoric 00:07:28.459 --> 00:07:31.439 humor. But Accidental Love, it starts in a small 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:33.620 town in Indiana. There's a classic car show. 00:07:33.899 --> 00:07:37.339 And we see our first character, Alice, who's 00:07:37.339 --> 00:07:39.879 played by Jessica Biel. And she is serving food 00:07:39.879 --> 00:07:42.420 at this diner on skates. And she's very good 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:45.959 at it. And it's kind of interesting to see. She 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:47.620 definitely had to learn some of this. She was 00:07:47.620 --> 00:07:50.240 very good at it because there's no way it was 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:52.920 a stunt double or anything like that. So lots 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:57.720 of cool moves, everything like that. serves food 00:07:57.720 --> 00:08:00.899 to her parents and she's kind of at first it's 00:08:00.899 --> 00:08:02.819 not weird that her parents would come but it 00:08:02.819 --> 00:08:04.459 is kind of throwing her off that they're there 00:08:04.459 --> 00:08:09.300 and basically her parents go like you should 00:08:09.300 --> 00:08:12.839 let your hair down uh because Scott came to see 00:08:12.839 --> 00:08:15.519 us last night Scott is her boyfriend he's played 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:18.579 by James Marsden and Scott came to get their 00:08:18.579 --> 00:08:21.180 blessings Scott is going to propose to Alice 00:08:21.180 --> 00:08:26.980 Scott is also the local He's local law enforcement. 00:08:27.100 --> 00:08:28.660 I don't know if he's necessarily the sheriff. 00:08:28.779 --> 00:08:30.939 He's definitely like a bigger wig. He's not like 00:08:30.939 --> 00:08:34.179 if he's a deputy, he's a longstanding deputy. 00:08:34.299 --> 00:08:37.440 Like he he has good graces of the town. A lot 00:08:37.440 --> 00:08:39.299 of people respect him and like him and that kind 00:08:39.299 --> 00:08:44.059 of stuff. He shows up, tells Alice, you're done 00:08:44.059 --> 00:08:46.159 for the day. I got you off work for the rest 00:08:46.159 --> 00:08:48.440 of the time. We're going to go to the fanciest 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:53.179 restaurant in town. It's the fancy gondola. So 00:08:53.179 --> 00:08:55.580 as they're saying down to dinner. He starts going 00:08:55.580 --> 00:08:58.039 on this speech talking about how they've been 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:01.960 dating for eight months. And they're fixing the 00:09:01.960 --> 00:09:04.360 fancy gondola at the same time. There's a guy 00:09:04.360 --> 00:09:08.259 up on a ladder that's using a nail gun to nail 00:09:08.259 --> 00:09:11.980 this gondola and fix it. And it's right above 00:09:11.980 --> 00:09:14.840 their table pretty much. Well, Scott is kind 00:09:14.840 --> 00:09:16.980 of like upset about it. But at the same time, 00:09:16.980 --> 00:09:19.679 he powers through and he proposes. And of course, 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:23.820 Alice says yes. And this is about the time. When 00:09:23.820 --> 00:09:26.679 the guy falls off the ladder and shoots the nail 00:09:26.679 --> 00:09:30.259 gun straight into Alice's head. Immediately, 00:09:30.320 --> 00:09:33.259 we are at the hospital and they are looking at 00:09:33.259 --> 00:09:35.960 it and they are getting ready for surgery. They're 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:37.440 going to remove it and everything like that. 00:09:38.639 --> 00:09:42.279 They are just about to put the gas mask on her 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:45.399 when Arlene, the nurse, comes in and says, shut 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.019 it down. She has no insurance. And so they just 00:09:48.019 --> 00:09:50.000 shut it down. They're just going to leave her 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:53.210 with the nail in her head. One of the doctors 00:09:53.210 --> 00:09:56.210 is Bill Hader, and this is definitely a funny 00:09:56.210 --> 00:10:01.169 role to see him in because it's just kind of 00:10:01.169 --> 00:10:03.929 a Bill Hader role, you know? Not saying that 00:10:03.929 --> 00:10:06.049 as a bad thing, it's just Bill Hader being Bill 00:10:06.049 --> 00:10:10.129 Hader. So they're talking about all of the things 00:10:10.129 --> 00:10:12.970 that they could do because of the nail in her 00:10:12.970 --> 00:10:15.509 head, and because she doesn't have insurance, 00:10:15.669 --> 00:10:17.950 they won't do it, and she can't afford it. But 00:10:17.950 --> 00:10:21.419 if she... gets married she'll be on scott's insurance 00:10:21.419 --> 00:10:25.340 so that that could help right well because it 00:10:25.340 --> 00:10:27.480 happened before they were married that is a pre 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:30.980 -existing condition so they won't cover it so 00:10:30.980 --> 00:10:33.379 this becomes like the catalyst of events for 00:10:33.379 --> 00:10:35.980 the rest of the movie so now she has this nail 00:10:35.980 --> 00:10:38.259 in her head she can't get it out because she 00:10:38.259 --> 00:10:41.500 can't afford insurance and if she jumps on scott's 00:10:41.500 --> 00:10:43.580 insurance it's a pre -existing condition so it 00:10:43.580 --> 00:10:47.259 won't be covered so they're also talking the 00:10:47.259 --> 00:10:50.759 two doctors about the nail could either cause 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:53.720 her to lose motor control and scott's was like 00:10:53.720 --> 00:10:57.059 i'm i'm not here for this if you lose motor control 00:10:57.059 --> 00:11:00.539 or it could increase her inhibitions which might 00:11:00.539 --> 00:11:04.039 be good for sex and as soon as that happens scott's 00:11:04.039 --> 00:11:07.100 like well i'm back in yeah and alice kind of 00:11:07.100 --> 00:11:09.899 is like yeah maybe i can finally have an orgasm 00:11:09.899 --> 00:11:12.919 it goes for a high five and scott definitely 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:17.960 is embarrassed by this at this point One of the 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:21.200 things that happened at the dinner is the engagement 00:11:21.200 --> 00:11:24.399 ring was a little small. And so as things are 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:27.100 getting explained by the docs, Scott kind of 00:11:27.100 --> 00:11:29.620 takes the engagement ring and he's like claiming, 00:11:29.700 --> 00:11:32.080 oh, it needs to be resized anyway. But you can 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:33.679 tell he's kind of getting cold feet about this 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:36.500 whole thing. He wants to make sure like one way 00:11:36.500 --> 00:11:39.720 or the other, if it's not going to be good for 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:42.919 him, he's going to get out of this. So he's got 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:45.830 the engagement ring just in case he can. Say, 00:11:45.929 --> 00:11:47.850 oh, I didn't really propose to you. You don't 00:11:47.850 --> 00:11:50.549 even have the engagement ring. And the parents 00:11:50.549 --> 00:11:52.909 show up. They've been called by Scott and they 00:11:52.909 --> 00:11:54.730 don't have any money either. It's not like they 00:11:54.730 --> 00:11:57.830 can just pay for it. But especially because this 00:11:57.830 --> 00:11:59.929 is supposed to be like hundreds of thousands 00:11:59.929 --> 00:12:03.590 of dollars. So they decide what else to do. They're 00:12:03.590 --> 00:12:06.149 going to do a fundraiser. This introduces us 00:12:06.149 --> 00:12:10.149 to our other characters. One is Aunt Rita, who 00:12:10.149 --> 00:12:13.330 is played by Kirstie Alley. kirsty alley slash 00:12:13.330 --> 00:12:16.070 aunt rita is like constantly touching her soft 00:12:16.070 --> 00:12:19.450 spot around the nail we also have kurt fuller 00:12:19.450 --> 00:12:23.690 in this movie um kurt fuller if you don't know 00:12:23.690 --> 00:12:28.309 who kurt fuller is um you do but you just don't 00:12:28.309 --> 00:12:30.490 recognize that name he is definitely the king 00:12:30.490 --> 00:12:33.789 of somebody that would be like you just don't 00:12:33.789 --> 00:12:37.690 recognize them from the name but you definitely 00:12:37.690 --> 00:12:41.309 have seen a movie with them uh kurt fuller has 00:12:41.309 --> 00:12:43.750 been in things like he was in ghostbusters 2 00:12:43.750 --> 00:12:46.730 he was in the running man um he's been in a bunch 00:12:46.730 --> 00:12:50.230 of tv shows i'm trying to think what's the most 00:12:50.230 --> 00:12:54.049 well -known thing he's been in because he definitely 00:12:54.049 --> 00:12:57.029 has been in a lot of things one of the big things 00:12:57.029 --> 00:13:00.350 he was big in was psych he was in 33 episodes 00:13:00.350 --> 00:13:05.679 of that he was coroner and chief and He's been 00:13:05.679 --> 00:13:07.519 in a bunch of TV shows and stuff like that. You 00:13:07.519 --> 00:13:09.740 definitely have seen him before. You'd recognize 00:13:09.740 --> 00:13:12.419 him from something. Because honestly, if you 00:13:12.419 --> 00:13:15.700 look at his IMDb page, pretty much every TV show 00:13:15.700 --> 00:13:17.720 that's happened in the last 20 years, he's been 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:20.620 in an episode at least. He's kind of balding. 00:13:21.259 --> 00:13:23.940 He plays Reverend Norm. So Kurt Fuller, you don't 00:13:23.940 --> 00:13:25.460 recognize the name. You've definitely seen him 00:13:25.460 --> 00:13:30.860 before. He plays Reverend Norm. Reverend Norm 00:13:30.860 --> 00:13:33.950 shows up with his own medical issue. Which is 00:13:33.950 --> 00:13:37.470 an unending boner because of a super pill. And 00:13:37.470 --> 00:13:40.529 this is all revealed by Keyshawn. Keyshawn is 00:13:40.529 --> 00:13:45.730 like... Keyshawn's another guy that's kind of 00:13:45.730 --> 00:13:48.289 like struggling with his own health issues. But 00:13:48.289 --> 00:13:51.710 he also is kind of getting back on his feet by 00:13:51.710 --> 00:13:54.490 help of the Reverend, Reverend Norm. We don't 00:13:54.490 --> 00:13:56.730 know his deal yet. We just know he has some kind 00:13:56.730 --> 00:13:59.029 of problems. And he is played by Tracy Morgan. 00:13:59.750 --> 00:14:04.370 And yes, Tracy Morgan. Obviously at this fundraiser 00:14:04.370 --> 00:14:07.049 too is Scott and Alice's co -worker. Alice's 00:14:07.049 --> 00:14:09.929 co -worker is definitely hitting on Scott, like 00:14:09.929 --> 00:14:17.250 full out hitting on him. That is Brenda. Brenda 00:14:17.250 --> 00:14:20.129 definitely has the hots for Scott, but Scott 00:14:20.129 --> 00:14:24.210 is with Alice. Now, he's not necessarily saying 00:14:24.210 --> 00:14:26.990 no because who knows what his deal with Alice 00:14:26.990 --> 00:14:29.990 is right now. So this kind of introduces all 00:14:29.990 --> 00:14:32.230 of our characters that we care about so far. 00:14:32.750 --> 00:14:35.830 And at the end of the fundraiser, they have $6. 00:14:36.690 --> 00:14:39.389 So they come up with a plan, basically, that 00:14:39.389 --> 00:14:43.990 they were just going to work and save. And they 00:14:43.990 --> 00:14:47.590 can't because Alice just got fired from her job 00:14:47.590 --> 00:14:50.070 because she got into a fit of rage, which they 00:14:50.070 --> 00:14:52.590 told her might happen because of this nail. They 00:14:52.590 --> 00:14:55.110 also told her that she might start speaking a 00:14:55.110 --> 00:14:57.169 weird language or something like that. And it 00:14:57.169 --> 00:14:59.549 turns out she had a Portuguese nanny. When she 00:14:59.549 --> 00:15:02.029 was young. So she speaks Portuguese every now 00:15:02.029 --> 00:15:05.769 and then in this film. Yeah. So as they're talking 00:15:05.769 --> 00:15:07.990 about this. Obviously they can't work and save. 00:15:08.129 --> 00:15:11.169 Because Alice doesn't work anymore. But Aunt 00:15:11.169 --> 00:15:15.070 Rita of all people. Who is a vet. Offers to take 00:15:15.070 --> 00:15:19.590 the nail out. And mind you. As she's doing this. 00:15:19.850 --> 00:15:23.230 It's not in a clean pristine surgery room. This 00:15:23.230 --> 00:15:26.409 is in their house. On the couch. And she is drinking 00:15:26.409 --> 00:15:30.139 and smoking. While she is preparing to pull this 00:15:30.139 --> 00:15:34.320 nail out. She does lose grip of the nail. And 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:37.919 now it's just like embedded in there. She can't 00:15:37.919 --> 00:15:41.179 get to it anymore. And Alice is of course going 00:15:41.179 --> 00:15:43.340 through emotions like anger, fear, that kind 00:15:43.340 --> 00:15:46.519 of stuff. She is absolutely just losing it. And 00:15:46.519 --> 00:15:48.820 Scott sees what's going on. And so he's just 00:15:48.820 --> 00:15:51.120 like, nope, I'm out. I'm done. I can't do this 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:55.100 anymore. I'm out. So there goes her engagement. 00:15:55.610 --> 00:15:57.509 Alice is no longer engaged to Scott. They're 00:15:57.509 --> 00:16:02.490 no longer together. She no longer works. She 00:16:02.490 --> 00:16:04.570 has this nail in her head that she can't afford 00:16:04.570 --> 00:16:07.210 to get rid of. Who knows? It might get further 00:16:07.210 --> 00:16:14.889 dug in there and cause worse problems. So it 00:16:14.889 --> 00:16:17.190 flashes to three weeks later. And Alice is staying 00:16:17.190 --> 00:16:21.409 with her parents. And Reverend Norm and Keyshawn 00:16:21.409 --> 00:16:24.750 stop by. And we learn a little about... kishan's 00:16:24.750 --> 00:16:29.190 issue so to impress somebody uh kishan became 00:16:29.190 --> 00:16:32.549 a weightlifter and was attempting like this world 00:16:32.549 --> 00:16:36.789 record deadlift and so alice just assumes oh 00:16:36.789 --> 00:16:38.769 it didn't go well like you threw out your back 00:16:38.769 --> 00:16:40.970 or something like that he goes no i got the record 00:16:40.970 --> 00:16:45.909 but i also learned what a prolapsed anus is so 00:16:45.909 --> 00:16:48.750 we've got three big medical issues right now 00:16:48.750 --> 00:16:51.769 we've got nail and head Unending boner because 00:16:51.769 --> 00:16:54.830 of a super Viagra pill and a prolapsed anus. 00:16:55.690 --> 00:16:57.830 Remember how I said the humor in this movie is 00:16:57.830 --> 00:17:03.350 kind of sophomoric? Yeah, about that. So basically, 00:17:03.490 --> 00:17:06.150 they are talking with Alice and she's just a 00:17:06.150 --> 00:17:09.470 wreck. And she's watching something scary on 00:17:09.470 --> 00:17:12.349 TV. So her dad decides to switch the channel 00:17:12.349 --> 00:17:14.819 so that... you know, just to not have her in 00:17:14.819 --> 00:17:17.220 this place that she's in. And it happens to be 00:17:17.220 --> 00:17:20.380 a commercial with a politician, this young politician 00:17:20.380 --> 00:17:23.299 who says he can help you. If you have questions, 00:17:23.380 --> 00:17:25.920 he's willing to answer them for you. This politician 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:29.099 is Norman Birdwell, and he is played by Jake 00:17:29.099 --> 00:17:33.099 Gyllenhaal. So because of this ad, Alice has 00:17:33.099 --> 00:17:35.440 her plan now. She's going to go to Washington. 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:38.460 She's going to meet him, talk to him, and hopefully... 00:17:38.880 --> 00:17:41.359 Get her stuff taken care of. Because this is 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:43.579 the guy, for whatever reason she believes, he 00:17:43.579 --> 00:17:47.059 has a trustworthy face. He's going to be able 00:17:47.059 --> 00:17:50.319 to help her. Well, her parents, of course, are 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:52.579 just like, no, you can't go to Washington. But 00:17:52.579 --> 00:17:56.180 Reverend Norm and Keyshawn also are like, hey, 00:17:56.359 --> 00:17:59.460 we can get our problems fixed too, maybe. We'll 00:17:59.460 --> 00:18:02.960 go with you. So this is our ragtag group. They're 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:05.140 all going to Washington to talk to Norman Birdwell 00:18:05.140 --> 00:18:09.480 and hopefully get their problems fixed. So they 00:18:09.480 --> 00:18:12.640 all hop in the van that the Reverend has and 00:18:12.640 --> 00:18:15.819 they drive from the small Indiana town all the 00:18:15.819 --> 00:18:17.980 way to Washington. We don't get like the whole 00:18:17.980 --> 00:18:20.000 montage of what they're doing or anything like 00:18:20.000 --> 00:18:21.799 that. Probably was on the cutting room floor. 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:24.500 And this is just what they piece together. They 00:18:24.500 --> 00:18:26.859 all get there. They walk into the Capitol and 00:18:26.859 --> 00:18:30.160 Alice gets stopped at the metal detector. And 00:18:30.160 --> 00:18:32.019 at first you're like, oh, it's her nail. No, 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:35.599 she has an unloaded nail gun that she just walks 00:18:35.599 --> 00:18:38.970 in with. And mind you, this is the Capitol. That's 00:18:38.970 --> 00:18:41.890 a fucking weapon. Like, I don't care if it's 00:18:41.890 --> 00:18:44.089 unloaded or not. And they just laugh it off. 00:18:44.130 --> 00:18:46.289 They're just like, oh, it's fine. She's going 00:18:46.289 --> 00:18:49.789 to show this to Norman Birdwell, to Howard Birdwell, 00:18:49.869 --> 00:18:52.730 to show him what happened to her and why she 00:18:52.730 --> 00:18:56.390 needs help. This also leads Keyshawn to meet 00:18:56.390 --> 00:19:00.609 Rakesha. Rakesha is the security guard. And basically 00:19:00.609 --> 00:19:03.109 really quick, he hits it off with her and they 00:19:03.109 --> 00:19:05.730 go out to dinner. She just leaves work at the 00:19:05.730 --> 00:19:07.869 Capitol as a security officer. And Keyshawn, 00:19:07.950 --> 00:19:10.410 who just drove from Indiana to Washington to 00:19:10.410 --> 00:19:14.069 meet this, you know, this politician. Yeah, he's 00:19:14.069 --> 00:19:16.049 gone now. He's going to take the security guard 00:19:16.049 --> 00:19:20.250 to dinner. So they get to the office of Howard 00:19:20.250 --> 00:19:23.549 Birdwell. And basically the assistant is like, 00:19:23.670 --> 00:19:28.450 no, you can't see him. He's very busy. And walking 00:19:28.450 --> 00:19:32.589 in at the same time is Pam Henry Hendrickson. 00:19:32.960 --> 00:19:36.059 Yes, her name is Pam Henry. They call her Pam 00:19:36.059 --> 00:19:39.579 Henry a lot. She is played by Catherine Keener. 00:19:40.240 --> 00:19:43.160 She is representative. She's been she's been 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:45.799 in the business for a while. She's definitely 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:50.759 like the stone cold bitch on the Capitol. That's 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:54.920 the best way I can describe her. She means business 00:19:54.920 --> 00:19:58.400 and she has Howard in her pocket. The young gun 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:01.529 that she's like grooming. To be the next big 00:20:01.529 --> 00:20:06.410 senator. As long as he stays with her. Or not 00:20:06.410 --> 00:20:07.990 senator. But representative. You know what I 00:20:07.990 --> 00:20:12.289 mean. Catherine Keener. Has been in such films 00:20:12.289 --> 00:20:14.769 as the 40 year old virgin. Capote. Being John 00:20:14.769 --> 00:20:18.869 Malkovich. Joker. Get out. The Adam Project. 00:20:19.890 --> 00:20:23.710 You have seen her in a ton of stuff. And you 00:20:23.710 --> 00:20:25.470 definitely know her. Especially if you've seen 00:20:25.470 --> 00:20:28.690 the movie Get Out. She is the mom who does the 00:20:28.690 --> 00:20:31.730 brainwashing. She is Missy Armitage. And spoiler 00:20:31.730 --> 00:20:33.509 alert for Get Out, if you haven't seen it, that 00:20:33.509 --> 00:20:38.390 movie's from 2017. So get over it if I just ruined 00:20:38.390 --> 00:20:42.049 something for you. So Pam Henry, the representative, 00:20:42.430 --> 00:20:46.470 she's also known as the Lady Astronaut. She wants 00:20:46.470 --> 00:20:51.309 to build a base on the moon to protect the country. 00:20:51.730 --> 00:20:54.970 Basically, they can protect for the future because 00:20:54.970 --> 00:20:57.349 they have this moon base. And that is the big 00:20:57.349 --> 00:21:03.349 deal. And this is when it kind of like they say 00:21:03.349 --> 00:21:06.069 this movie is kind of a satire. And there are 00:21:06.069 --> 00:21:08.789 definitely hints of that because instead of doing 00:21:08.789 --> 00:21:11.509 stuff like, you know, health care or school funding, 00:21:11.710 --> 00:21:14.789 they're building a moon base. And this is what 00:21:14.789 --> 00:21:16.569 she's mad about in the first place. She's mad 00:21:16.569 --> 00:21:20.549 at Howard because he is kind of opposing. He's 00:21:20.549 --> 00:21:22.349 not really. He kind of said something about the 00:21:22.349 --> 00:21:25.390 moon base because he wants to get stuff for schools. 00:21:25.569 --> 00:21:29.259 He wants to get funding for schools. Also, her 00:21:29.259 --> 00:21:33.220 assistant, her aide is Paul Rubens. His name 00:21:33.220 --> 00:21:35.740 is Edwin. And there's another representative 00:21:35.740 --> 00:21:38.599 as well. That's Bill Hearthstone or Hearthstone. 00:21:39.740 --> 00:21:41.819 I'm not going to be able to say that. Representative 00:21:41.819 --> 00:21:46.480 Bill. That's David Ramsey. David Ramsey, you 00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:50.430 may recognize from such things as Arrow. He was 00:21:50.430 --> 00:21:53.349 in the Arrow TV series. He's also in the Draft 00:21:53.349 --> 00:21:56.569 Day movie. He was in 17 episodes as Anton Briggs 00:21:56.569 --> 00:22:00.569 in Dexter. Another guy that you've probably seen 00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:03.009 around. He's definitely been a part of something 00:22:03.009 --> 00:22:07.410 you've seen. So Representative Bill comes following 00:22:07.410 --> 00:22:12.190 in with Edwin. And basically Representative Bill 00:22:12.190 --> 00:22:15.309 is also vying to be the next big representative. 00:22:15.990 --> 00:22:20.369 So he's also trying to suck up to... pam henry 00:22:20.369 --> 00:22:24.430 he has a little more confidence is what i'll 00:22:24.430 --> 00:22:26.690 say he's definitely been around a little longer 00:22:26.690 --> 00:22:31.710 so he definitely seems to jump in these positions 00:22:31.710 --> 00:22:35.990 in front of howard uh he mentions that he's got 00:22:35.990 --> 00:22:40.049 the uh girl squaws on his side for the moon base 00:22:40.049 --> 00:22:42.710 which is a big deal because if you get these 00:22:42.710 --> 00:22:44.730 it's essentially the girl scouts if you get them 00:22:44.730 --> 00:22:48.299 on they're selling in a exclusive cookie called 00:22:48.299 --> 00:22:50.559 the moon base cookie you know and everything 00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:53.700 like that and they may or may not get Shakira 00:22:53.700 --> 00:22:56.299 they may get Shakira you know and that's that's 00:22:56.299 --> 00:22:59.099 another big joke throughout this thing so as 00:22:59.099 --> 00:23:01.460 all these people are going into Howard's office 00:23:01.460 --> 00:23:04.480 Alice is frustrated she walks out she's going 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.920 to find somebody to help them the reverend however 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:10.359 is having a little problem with his boner so 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.519 he is not able to help her at this moment he 00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:16.730 needs to go solve it so he leaves She starts 00:23:16.730 --> 00:23:19.490 knocking on doors and basically nobody can help 00:23:19.490 --> 00:23:22.309 her or they turn her away immediately because 00:23:22.309 --> 00:23:25.329 they're busy. That kind of stuff. Well, after 00:23:25.329 --> 00:23:28.950 everybody leaves the office, Howard finally walks 00:23:28.950 --> 00:23:33.029 out and they meet and they shake hands. And one 00:23:33.029 --> 00:23:35.210 of the things he says is you have very soft hand 00:23:35.210 --> 00:23:39.950 skin and it's very uncomfortable. Like he's. 00:23:40.589 --> 00:23:42.750 supposed to be awkward i think he's supposed 00:23:42.750 --> 00:23:44.769 to be like there's parts where he's definitely 00:23:44.769 --> 00:23:47.470 like a mama's boy he's definitely this young 00:23:47.470 --> 00:23:51.230 gun that's like not really sure how he ended 00:23:51.230 --> 00:23:54.430 up here and you know he's kind of uncomfortable 00:23:54.430 --> 00:23:57.490 with everything he that's really what it is and 00:23:57.490 --> 00:24:01.000 alice says like thank you for talking about my 00:24:01.000 --> 00:24:03.940 soft hand skin. And then she mentions how she 00:24:03.940 --> 00:24:06.200 wants to help weird conditions with people that 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:09.019 can't afford fixes or healthcare. And it causes 00:24:09.019 --> 00:24:13.259 an actual record scratch in the movie. There's 00:24:13.259 --> 00:24:15.980 an actual moment of record scratch. Because he 00:24:15.980 --> 00:24:18.000 thought he was just helping her with some kind 00:24:18.000 --> 00:24:20.920 of issue. No, she wants to overhaul the entire 00:24:20.920 --> 00:24:24.829 healthcare system. And he's like, ha! No, I'm 00:24:24.829 --> 00:24:27.289 only a freshman rep and I know I can't fix health 00:24:27.289 --> 00:24:29.950 care because it's a bummer issue. Nobody wants 00:24:29.950 --> 00:24:31.789 to talk about it because it's a bummer issue. 00:24:32.650 --> 00:24:35.430 And so he's like freaking out because he said 00:24:35.430 --> 00:24:37.670 he was going to help her. And now he also he 00:24:37.670 --> 00:24:40.349 can't help her. He needs to find somebody to 00:24:40.349 --> 00:24:44.049 bring to this moon based dinner tonight to convince 00:24:44.049 --> 00:24:48.369 Pam Henry that he's doing everything to get her 00:24:48.369 --> 00:24:53.460 moon base to happen. And. While he's stressing 00:24:53.460 --> 00:24:56.240 out, there's a man carrying a statue that runs 00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:59.119 into Alice's head and knocks the nail further 00:24:59.119 --> 00:25:02.720 in, which all of a sudden makes her horny as 00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:06.259 shit. And so she attacks Howard and pushes him 00:25:06.259 --> 00:25:11.859 into an office and they have sex. It's uncomfortable 00:25:11.859 --> 00:25:15.279 sex. Even though you don't see anything, it's 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:18.059 a lot of noises and stuff like that. She's reaching 00:25:18.059 --> 00:25:24.920 up and grabbing the groins of... Portraits of 00:25:24.920 --> 00:25:28.079 representatives that have served at the Capitol, 00:25:28.220 --> 00:25:30.180 you know, she's like grabbing the groins of these 00:25:30.180 --> 00:25:33.220 portraits and like pulling it off. And then she 00:25:33.220 --> 00:25:37.640 mentions orgasms do exist. And then she sits 00:25:37.640 --> 00:25:39.980 there for a second. She goes, oh, my God, I'm 00:25:39.980 --> 00:25:43.839 a dirty little nail slut. Howard is like extremely 00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:46.319 happy. He's found this girl that just has sex 00:25:46.319 --> 00:25:48.940 with him immediately. And she blames the nail. 00:25:49.019 --> 00:25:52.240 She's just like, no. It's not you. It's this 00:25:52.240 --> 00:25:54.259 nail. This nail made me like extremely horny 00:25:54.259 --> 00:25:57.000 and that kind of stuff. But it does give him 00:25:57.000 --> 00:26:01.839 an idea. So she has like a kind face and appears 00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.539 like she has this cause and everything like that. 00:26:05.259 --> 00:26:08.240 So now he has this idea to put her onto the issue 00:26:08.240 --> 00:26:10.299 of the moon base and people are going to like 00:26:10.299 --> 00:26:12.559 her. So he invites her to the moon base party 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:16.440 and then says, if you do this, we can get your 00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:20.529 health care stuff. Like. Add it onto the bill 00:26:20.529 --> 00:26:24.789 and we'll help you along the way. Immediately, 00:26:24.930 --> 00:26:30.069 I know it's not true. This is not, he's just 00:26:30.069 --> 00:26:33.789 not doing this. He's using her to help out his 00:26:33.789 --> 00:26:37.289 cause for the moon base. So they go back to the 00:26:37.289 --> 00:26:41.329 motel. They're all just staying in one motel 00:26:41.329 --> 00:26:44.150 room. Keyshawn comes back after his date with 00:26:44.150 --> 00:26:47.029 Rakesha. They've hit it off. He may be in love, 00:26:47.210 --> 00:26:51.490 that kind of thing. Yeah. But the problem is 00:26:51.490 --> 00:26:54.390 he doesn't want to tell her about her, his prolapsed 00:26:54.390 --> 00:26:57.849 anus. And I can't believe I'm saying those words 00:26:57.849 --> 00:27:00.250 like that. I can't believe this was written in 00:27:00.250 --> 00:27:05.589 as a plot device. Alice explains how she got 00:27:05.589 --> 00:27:07.869 invited to this moon base party and that everybody 00:27:07.869 --> 00:27:11.430 should go, including Rikisha. So Alice shows 00:27:11.430 --> 00:27:14.750 up with her friends to this party and she introduces 00:27:14.750 --> 00:27:20.140 all her friends to Howard. Howard. calls the 00:27:20.140 --> 00:27:22.819 reverend norm his name and then he calls kishan 00:27:22.819 --> 00:27:27.099 rakisha kanye and shaniqua and it's like this 00:27:27.099 --> 00:27:29.920 is never brought up again this is just like a 00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.680 one -time thing where it's just like a backhanded 00:27:32.680 --> 00:27:35.180 like racist joke kind of thing where he calls 00:27:35.180 --> 00:27:37.559 them kanye and shaniqua instead of their actual 00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:41.740 names we also at this point see representative 00:27:41.740 --> 00:27:47.519 bill and the leader of the lady squaws the grand 00:27:47.519 --> 00:27:51.920 sacajawea marcia she is giving a speech about 00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:55.440 the moon base and she goes before alice now she's 00:27:55.440 --> 00:27:58.000 awesome she's a really like good kid and everything 00:27:58.000 --> 00:28:01.759 like that she's i think 12 years old is what 00:28:01.759 --> 00:28:04.180 they said and she's just you know they're excited 00:28:04.180 --> 00:28:05.579 about this moon base they're excited about this 00:28:05.579 --> 00:28:10.460 cookie and so this is they also think that Shakira 00:28:10.460 --> 00:28:13.420 is going to be involved. So this is how Representative 00:28:13.420 --> 00:28:18.019 Bill got them on his side. Alice, then it's her 00:28:18.019 --> 00:28:20.299 turn to give a speech. And she gives a speech 00:28:20.299 --> 00:28:23.440 basically where she mentions that she wants health 00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:28.259 care. But then she mentions that the way to get 00:28:28.259 --> 00:28:30.299 health care is to get this moon base. And she's 00:28:30.299 --> 00:28:32.440 really excited. Yay, moon base and everything 00:28:32.440 --> 00:28:34.940 like that. It goes really well. And like Grand 00:28:34.940 --> 00:28:37.500 Sacajawea Marsha is really happy for her. And 00:28:37.500 --> 00:28:39.990 they seem to get along. You know, it's not. They're 00:28:39.990 --> 00:28:42.609 not competing. Their representatives are, but 00:28:42.609 --> 00:28:45.509 they aren't competing. So after the speeches 00:28:45.509 --> 00:28:47.670 go well and everything like that, they go celebrate. 00:28:47.869 --> 00:28:50.589 And Keyshawn goes and says, yeah, let's drink 00:28:50.589 --> 00:28:53.930 like Henny or something like that. And he goes, 00:28:54.009 --> 00:28:56.390 come on, guys, I'm joking. I'm not that stereotypical. 00:28:56.509 --> 00:28:59.049 Let's have 40s. So they're just like hanging 00:28:59.049 --> 00:29:02.670 out and having 40s at the motel. And Howard's 00:29:02.670 --> 00:29:05.130 with them, too. And as they're hanging out, the 00:29:05.130 --> 00:29:07.710 Speaker of the House emails Howard, and he wants 00:29:07.710 --> 00:29:12.319 to meet Alice. Because she got a big chunk of 00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:14.319 people to be excited about this moon base. It 00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:17.160 looks like it's going to pass. Well, now they're 00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:19.779 really excited. So Keyshawn suggests they all 00:29:19.779 --> 00:29:24.000 go to Benihana's. Well, him, Rakesha, and Reverend 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.279 Norm all go to Benihana's. But Howard and Alice 00:29:26.279 --> 00:29:30.339 stay behind. And at first, like this scene, you 00:29:30.339 --> 00:29:32.299 know, it makes it seem like they're having sex 00:29:32.299 --> 00:29:33.920 again. No, they're jumping on the bed. They're 00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:36.119 having like... They're just jumping on the bed. 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:38.480 I don't know why. And this is where I say this 00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:41.220 is just a big movie to have her keep getting 00:29:41.220 --> 00:29:43.420 hit in the head because she hits her head on 00:29:43.420 --> 00:29:47.519 the light on the ceiling. And so now they're 00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:49.440 sitting down and they're talking back and forth 00:29:49.440 --> 00:29:52.440 and they're having a heart to heart. And, you 00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:54.420 know, it's kind of Howard kind of lets his guard 00:29:54.420 --> 00:29:57.000 down a little bit. And so does Alice. But Howard 00:29:57.000 --> 00:29:59.720 definitely is letting his guard down a little 00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.279 bit where he says he never really wanted to be 00:30:02.279 --> 00:30:04.339 a congressman. He wanted to be a forest ranger. 00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:07.420 and he starts like crying and everything like 00:30:07.420 --> 00:30:09.640 that and you know it's kind of a nice moment 00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:11.559 and then he ruins it by saying it feels good 00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:15.359 to cry like a fantastic number two moment ruined 00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:18.180 so we can see at this point there's a connection 00:30:18.180 --> 00:30:21.099 happening between them and they think they can 00:30:21.099 --> 00:30:23.099 actually change things for good like he actually 00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:26.140 is starting to think maybe i do something to 00:30:26.140 --> 00:30:30.440 try to get like health care tacked on so you 00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:34.490 know it's it's becoming like Oh, they're going 00:30:34.490 --> 00:30:35.970 to work together and that kind of thing. And 00:30:35.970 --> 00:30:38.789 this is the part where I say, you know, rom -coms. 00:30:40.150 --> 00:30:42.089 You know how it starts. You know where it ends. 00:30:42.349 --> 00:30:44.250 But it's the journey in the middle. That's kind 00:30:44.250 --> 00:30:46.670 of what makes the rom -coms the rom -coms. You 00:30:46.670 --> 00:30:48.829 know what's going to happen. He's going to fight 00:30:48.829 --> 00:30:51.009 for her. He's going to get health care for her. 00:30:51.410 --> 00:30:53.549 That kind of thing. You don't know how it's going 00:30:53.549 --> 00:30:55.089 to happen, but you know that's what's going to 00:30:55.089 --> 00:30:57.990 happen. So this moment is kind of like a big 00:30:57.990 --> 00:31:00.950 moment for the changing of how he feels. Because 00:31:00.950 --> 00:31:03.109 he definitely seemed a little more cold -hearted. 00:31:03.889 --> 00:31:06.230 And now he seems a little more open, a little 00:31:06.230 --> 00:31:08.369 more soft, a little more what Alice was seeing 00:31:08.369 --> 00:31:10.670 in the first place. And then they voluntarily 00:31:10.670 --> 00:31:15.289 have sex this time. It's not nail enforced. But 00:31:15.289 --> 00:31:17.650 before they do that, she wants to know him better. 00:31:18.109 --> 00:31:20.869 And he admits he had a dog named Coconut, which 00:31:20.869 --> 00:31:24.430 that hit home for me because my family dog was 00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:28.089 named Coconut. And so, yeah, they voluntarily 00:31:28.089 --> 00:31:31.890 have sex. And I don't know where the rest of 00:31:31.890 --> 00:31:35.140 the people stayed. Uh, cause they were all staying 00:31:35.140 --> 00:31:37.980 in one motel room, I thought, but they definitely 00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:41.339 had sex and like slept together that night. And 00:31:41.339 --> 00:31:46.019 I guess they put a tie on the doorknob or something. 00:31:46.059 --> 00:31:49.119 I don't know. So it's the next day. They both 00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:51.519 wake up. They're feeling great. And she's ready 00:31:51.519 --> 00:31:54.099 to draft this bill for healthcare. And Howard 00:31:54.099 --> 00:31:57.160 kind of like smiles it off. Like, yeah, let's 00:31:57.160 --> 00:32:00.440 draft this bill. Uh, but they are going to meet 00:32:00.440 --> 00:32:03.000 with the speaker of the house and. This is where 00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:05.339 they're going to talk to him and see if he can 00:32:05.339 --> 00:32:07.539 also help with their issue as well as the moon 00:32:07.539 --> 00:32:10.579 base. Speaker of the House is named Buck McCoy. 00:32:11.019 --> 00:32:13.799 And he is now taking credit for the moon base, 00:32:14.019 --> 00:32:18.079 which is pissing off Pam Henry. She is not happy 00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:20.079 that Buck McCoy is now taking credit for it. 00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:23.220 But now that it's going to pass, he definitely 00:32:23.220 --> 00:32:26.160 wants all the credit for it. He meets with the 00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:29.519 Grand Sacagawea Marsha. She gives him one of 00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:34.369 the cookies. Then Alice introduces all her friends 00:32:34.369 --> 00:32:36.730 to Buck McCoy while he's eating this cookie and 00:32:36.730 --> 00:32:39.410 talking about how she she's really excited because 00:32:39.410 --> 00:32:41.410 she's going to attach this little health care 00:32:41.410 --> 00:32:44.269 bill onto the moon base bill. And this catches 00:32:44.269 --> 00:32:49.750 Buck off guard. And now Howard's caught because 00:32:49.750 --> 00:32:55.309 he lied. And basically, Buck is choking on this 00:32:55.309 --> 00:32:58.049 cookie because he did not expect this. He didn't 00:32:58.049 --> 00:33:00.150 know this was a thing. He starts choking on this 00:33:00.150 --> 00:33:03.950 cookie. Um, Howard is kind of like caught up 00:33:03.950 --> 00:33:05.869 in everything and mentions, maybe we can get 00:33:05.869 --> 00:33:07.690 Shakira. Then we could get even more support. 00:33:07.849 --> 00:33:09.730 You know, this is, this is fine. We can do this. 00:33:09.789 --> 00:33:12.930 Yeah. An argument ensues. There's Shakira is 00:33:12.930 --> 00:33:15.430 not going to happen, which second Julia Marsha 00:33:15.430 --> 00:33:17.829 starts screaming. She's like, I'll hold a press 00:33:17.829 --> 00:33:20.089 conference about how Congress boned the girl 00:33:20.089 --> 00:33:22.910 squaws and that she will fuck shit up. And the 00:33:22.910 --> 00:33:24.930 speaker is still choking while all this is happening, 00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:27.670 which leads Reverend Norm to try to do the Heimlich 00:33:27.670 --> 00:33:30.549 maneuver. Reverend Norm is doing the Heimlich 00:33:30.549 --> 00:33:33.230 maneuver, and it's basically just an excuse to 00:33:33.230 --> 00:33:37.430 show him essentially shoving his unending boner 00:33:37.430 --> 00:33:40.950 into the Speaker of the House. This is the level 00:33:40.950 --> 00:33:44.769 of comedy we've reached. It doesn't work, so 00:33:44.769 --> 00:33:47.829 he falls over, and then Alice and Howard grab 00:33:47.829 --> 00:33:50.990 one of the defibrillators, and they're going 00:33:50.990 --> 00:33:57.289 to try to restart his heart. using the paddles 00:33:57.289 --> 00:34:03.930 and then pam henry accidentally unplugs the defibrillator 00:34:03.930 --> 00:34:06.930 because she's mad at the speaker of the house 00:34:06.930 --> 00:34:10.730 for taking credit for her moon base so she does 00:34:10.730 --> 00:34:13.409 it on purpose it's not accidental that's in quotation 00:34:13.409 --> 00:34:17.150 marks and edwin the assistant sees her do it 00:34:17.150 --> 00:34:22.110 and knows that she let him die so yeah buck mccoy 00:34:22.110 --> 00:34:24.369 is dead There you go. The Speaker of the House, 00:34:24.469 --> 00:34:28.769 he's dead. He died from a Heimlich of an unending 00:34:28.769 --> 00:34:32.610 boner on a reverend. He died because Pam Henry 00:34:32.610 --> 00:34:34.809 let him, and he died choking on a Girl Scout 00:34:34.809 --> 00:34:37.090 cookie for the Moonbase that they're now pissed 00:34:37.090 --> 00:34:39.730 about because they did this cookie because they 00:34:39.730 --> 00:34:41.449 thought Shakira was going to be showing up, and 00:34:41.449 --> 00:34:44.449 now Shakira is probably not showing up. Yeah. 00:34:45.929 --> 00:34:49.110 This is a hell of a story. Right here. Like, 00:34:49.170 --> 00:34:52.360 I don't know. If it feels crazy, it's because 00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:56.639 it is crazy. But so now that Alice's best options 00:34:56.639 --> 00:35:00.880 to get this bill passed now that he's dead. Yeah, 00:35:01.019 --> 00:35:04.340 we're going to take a quick break and we're going 00:35:04.340 --> 00:35:05.940 to give a shout out to our friends who guessed 00:35:05.940 --> 00:35:09.719 the bad movie. 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It 00:37:37.969 --> 00:37:40.050 is a big deal because the Speaker of the House 00:37:40.050 --> 00:37:43.230 is dead, so the funeral is playing on TV, and 00:37:43.230 --> 00:37:46.070 we see back in Indiana, Scott is watching the 00:37:46.070 --> 00:37:49.320 funeral, and he sees that Alice is there. also 00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:53.000 brenda has slept over and yes that is alice's 00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:55.199 co -worker brenda she is sleeping with scott 00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.320 but scott is like i'm not over alice there's 00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:01.860 still like a 60 chance that everything could 00:38:01.860 --> 00:38:05.880 go well i need to go to washington and find her 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:10.059 so at this funeral alice is sitting with her 00:38:10.059 --> 00:38:14.000 friends and pam henry is behind everything she 00:38:14.000 --> 00:38:18.119 gets to read the eulogy because She is now the 00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:21.539 Speaker of the House taking over for Buck McCoy 00:38:21.539 --> 00:38:24.840 and because apparently she knew him so well. 00:38:25.079 --> 00:38:29.340 Well, Edwin, the assistant, shows up and basically 00:38:29.340 --> 00:38:31.619 says, I know what you did. I'm going to keep 00:38:31.619 --> 00:38:33.900 it secret for now, but just know I know what 00:38:33.900 --> 00:38:37.139 you did. Howard also shows up after Edwin walks 00:38:37.139 --> 00:38:40.360 away and talks to Pam Henry, basically saying 00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:43.039 that he feels bad about what happened and everything 00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:45.949 like that. He didn't mean to kill him, you know, 00:38:45.949 --> 00:38:49.289 and Pam Henry kind of like says, oh, if the system 00:38:49.289 --> 00:38:51.650 didn't malfunction, he would still be alive and 00:38:51.650 --> 00:38:54.449 everything like that. All I need you to do now 00:38:54.449 --> 00:38:58.329 is go make those people disappear, because if 00:38:58.329 --> 00:39:01.190 they're around, they're still going to be pushing 00:39:01.190 --> 00:39:03.409 this health care option. No, we just need this 00:39:03.409 --> 00:39:07.889 moon base to pass. So Howard goes and like sits 00:39:07.889 --> 00:39:10.230 in the pew with them, kind of pushing them over 00:39:10.230 --> 00:39:14.230 to talk to Alice. And he offers her his surgery 00:39:14.230 --> 00:39:17.710 voucher to get the nail out. But she's kind of 00:39:17.710 --> 00:39:19.989 like, no, I'm not taking your surgery voucher 00:39:19.989 --> 00:39:22.929 because I'm here to help my friends, too. Like, 00:39:22.949 --> 00:39:25.409 I don't want this to just be for me. Yes, that 00:39:25.409 --> 00:39:27.429 is a big thing. And that is something that can 00:39:27.429 --> 00:39:30.030 help her. But if it doesn't help her friends, 00:39:30.110 --> 00:39:32.809 she doesn't want it. Howard's basically like, 00:39:32.869 --> 00:39:34.989 you can't do anything, though. Now, like Buck 00:39:34.989 --> 00:39:37.309 McCoy is dead. And if you kill this moon base 00:39:37.309 --> 00:39:39.889 bill, we're not going to be able to have a bill 00:39:39.889 --> 00:39:44.989 to. to attach anything to. And she goes, I've 00:39:44.989 --> 00:39:47.650 got this. I know what I'm going to do. And she 00:39:47.650 --> 00:39:52.269 stands up and she goes to the grieving widow, 00:39:52.349 --> 00:39:55.989 giving her a hug and saying, oh, I was with Congressman 00:39:55.989 --> 00:39:59.829 McCoy and I can tell exactly who he was to everybody. 00:40:00.269 --> 00:40:03.030 And Pam Henry's just like, no, that's my job. 00:40:03.090 --> 00:40:06.889 And the widow you can tell is done with Pam Henry's 00:40:06.889 --> 00:40:11.070 shit. So she says, no. alice go ahead and lets 00:40:11.070 --> 00:40:14.789 her speak and pam henry is just like stuck next 00:40:14.789 --> 00:40:17.610 to the widow trying to like save face but at 00:40:17.610 --> 00:40:22.010 the same time it's very uncomfortable uh alice 00:40:22.010 --> 00:40:26.150 starts talking about how congressman mccoy was 00:40:26.150 --> 00:40:28.389 such a good person and even though he wanted 00:40:28.389 --> 00:40:31.329 this moon base now that he's met her and her 00:40:31.329 --> 00:40:34.710 friends He said it with his last words that he 00:40:34.710 --> 00:40:36.869 doesn't want a moon base anymore. He wants to 00:40:36.869 --> 00:40:40.090 pass health care and he wants to help people 00:40:40.090 --> 00:40:44.530 because this is who Congressman McCoy was. And 00:40:44.530 --> 00:40:46.989 like everybody gets really excited about it. 00:40:47.250 --> 00:40:52.750 And basically, she's now turned it to a health 00:40:52.750 --> 00:40:55.429 care bill instead of a moon base bill. And a 00:40:55.429 --> 00:41:00.820 lot of people seem for it. It's a big deal now 00:41:00.820 --> 00:41:02.519 because she's kind of got the momentum on her 00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:05.039 side. And as she's leaving, like the press hound 00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.159 her and start talking to her about like, what 00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.059 else did he say? Did he say stuff about like 00:41:10.059 --> 00:41:13.239 medicinal marijuana? Did he say stuff about like 00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:16.239 freeing people from prison? And she goes, oh, 00:41:16.380 --> 00:41:19.079 no, he just said the health care stuff. Well, 00:41:19.179 --> 00:41:21.239 maybe the medicinal marijuana. I don't know. 00:41:21.300 --> 00:41:23.360 I don't remember. I may get back to you on that. 00:41:23.460 --> 00:41:26.460 And then she like walks off to another room with 00:41:26.460 --> 00:41:30.159 her friends. howard is also trying to like run 00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.900 away from pam henry because he's failed again 00:41:32.900 --> 00:41:34.860 he didn't get her to leave he didn't get her 00:41:34.860 --> 00:41:37.800 to walk away in fact he screwed up big time now 00:41:37.800 --> 00:41:41.119 she has the momentum and they're no longer doing 00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:46.079 this moon base so alice catches up to howard 00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:49.119 and they start getting into an argument about 00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:52.519 who is the better liar and then they admit they 00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:55.579 kind of may love each other this is random because 00:41:57.070 --> 00:41:59.789 each one is kind of like backstabbing the other 00:41:59.789 --> 00:42:04.090 a lot in this like Howard's definitely playing 00:42:04.090 --> 00:42:06.550 Alice for the most part and Alice is just kind 00:42:06.550 --> 00:42:10.510 of using him to get her way as well now her way 00:42:10.510 --> 00:42:13.750 is seen as the good way and rightfully so because 00:42:13.750 --> 00:42:15.409 all she's trying to do is get health care for 00:42:15.409 --> 00:42:19.570 people but it's very strange how they're like 00:42:19.570 --> 00:42:22.170 manipulating each other and yet they may love 00:42:22.170 --> 00:42:25.039 each other pam henry opens the door of the room 00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:27.260 they're all in and she is so pissed at all of 00:42:27.260 --> 00:42:29.519 them so howard jumps out a window to run away 00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:32.239 and then it goes to another scene where the girl 00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:35.119 squaws are all meeting and they welcome alice 00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:37.719 and her friends to their cause and they start 00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.619 selling like alice nail cookies to raise money 00:42:40.619 --> 00:42:43.019 for health care and everything they do viral 00:42:43.019 --> 00:42:46.380 videos about health care and how that's more 00:42:46.380 --> 00:42:49.500 important than the moon base And so Pam Henry 00:42:49.500 --> 00:42:52.579 is just she's beside herself. Now the the girl 00:42:52.579 --> 00:42:55.179 squads are involved. Alice has got them on her 00:42:55.179 --> 00:42:57.820 side. And like, how can you disagree with like 00:42:57.820 --> 00:43:01.400 Girl Scouts? They're they're so innocent and 00:43:01.400 --> 00:43:04.960 everything like that. Well, as she's watching 00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:09.480 this viral video at one point. And Sacagawea 00:43:09.480 --> 00:43:13.239 Marsha grabs the hand of one of the girls. And 00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:18.079 so Pam Henry now. Has something to use against 00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:23.739 them. And so. She tries to fear monger. That 00:43:23.739 --> 00:43:27.639 the bill is being led by. Lesbians. Because these 00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:32.000 two girls held hands. In this viral video. Holy 00:43:32.000 --> 00:43:35.500 shit. This took a turn. And like. Grand Secretary 00:43:35.500 --> 00:43:38.880 Marsha is so sad about this. She goes. I don't 00:43:38.880 --> 00:43:41.360 even know I was a lesbian. Like I don't know 00:43:41.360 --> 00:43:45.250 what's going on. And. nobody can point out that 00:43:45.250 --> 00:43:47.469 it's pam henry who did this they just kind of 00:43:47.469 --> 00:43:50.530 like it just kind of happened and she's just 00:43:50.530 --> 00:43:53.670 she's just using it saying well you know i would 00:43:53.670 --> 00:43:56.769 love to support this bill but i am a staunch 00:43:56.769 --> 00:44:00.710 a defender of like males and female marriage 00:44:00.710 --> 00:44:04.489 and i i can't if it's run by lesbians you know 00:44:04.489 --> 00:44:06.610 and gain her fan base and everything like that 00:44:06.610 --> 00:44:12.119 um also these Lady squaws are the girl squaws 00:44:12.119 --> 00:44:16.539 are now camping in front of the Capitol and hearthstone 00:44:16.539 --> 00:44:19.900 representative bill. I can't say his last name 00:44:19.900 --> 00:44:22.820 representative bill has released like poison 00:44:22.820 --> 00:44:28.340 oak spray on this. So they just literally are 00:44:28.340 --> 00:44:31.480 evil. Um, they put poison Oak spray. They're 00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:33.460 attacking this girl because she may or may not 00:44:33.460 --> 00:44:35.559 be gay, but she really isn't because it just 00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.739 was a moment where she just grabbed a hand of 00:44:37.739 --> 00:44:41.039 a girl and like the media shows up and they're, 00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:43.460 they're asking Marsha to share the tragic story 00:44:43.460 --> 00:44:48.940 of her gayness. Like they full send on the gay 00:44:48.940 --> 00:44:52.860 narrative all of a sudden here and how it's bad 00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:54.860 and blah, blah, blah. And it's just kind of, 00:44:54.860 --> 00:44:58.579 God damn. Like what? where'd this movie go like 00:44:58.579 --> 00:45:02.920 what why'd it go down this road but like i said 00:45:02.920 --> 00:45:04.679 before pam henry is kind of using this to her 00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:07.860 advantage she's like how dare you say anything 00:45:07.860 --> 00:45:10.400 about a nine -year -old girl how do you attack 00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:12.800 her or anything like that but then she also talks 00:45:12.800 --> 00:45:17.139 down about gay people at the same time so i don't 00:45:17.139 --> 00:45:23.730 know um yeah it's i Again, this is supposed to 00:45:23.730 --> 00:45:26.570 be like a satire at parts, and I see where they 00:45:26.570 --> 00:45:28.889 may be going with some of it, but it's just so 00:45:28.889 --> 00:45:32.489 poorly written and so poorly come up with. And 00:45:32.489 --> 00:45:36.630 especially, like, it's weird to me that they 00:45:36.630 --> 00:45:39.329 attack gayness in this movie. Like, it's very, 00:45:39.510 --> 00:45:42.349 very strange to me. I don't like it. It feels 00:45:42.349 --> 00:45:45.610 very dirty. It feels like a cheap shot that didn't 00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:50.570 need to be made. And so, I don't know. It's very 00:45:50.570 --> 00:45:53.519 uncomfortable. But luckily, they kind of drop 00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:56.599 this a little bit. There is another part where 00:45:56.599 --> 00:45:58.980 they bring it up, but it's not much. But they 00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:01.980 kind of drop this because guess who shows up 00:46:01.980 --> 00:46:05.159 to the camp while they're trying to find Howard 00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:08.360 slash think of a plan. You're correct. It's Scott. 00:46:09.019 --> 00:46:11.579 Scott shows up and he's trying to get Alice back. 00:46:11.980 --> 00:46:14.619 And he mentions the Harris polls while he's talking 00:46:14.619 --> 00:46:16.679 about this and how her bill is probably going 00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:19.619 to fail and everything like that. And the only 00:46:19.619 --> 00:46:23.340 people. who know the Harris polls so early, are 00:46:23.340 --> 00:46:26.380 Congress members. And Alice knows this. So she 00:46:26.380 --> 00:46:28.860 knows that Pam Henry is trying to mess with her 00:46:28.860 --> 00:46:33.900 by sending Scott here. And so she's pissed. She's 00:46:33.900 --> 00:46:36.599 pissed at Scott. How dare you do this? How dare 00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:39.000 you do this? Like, don't you realize how important 00:46:39.000 --> 00:46:41.199 this is to me about getting this nail out of 00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:44.219 my head? And Scott kind of realizes, yeah, I 00:46:44.219 --> 00:46:46.500 mean, it is important because if he takes her 00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:48.860 back, there's still a chance. She might have 00:46:48.860 --> 00:46:51.960 a hemorrhage. She might whatever. So he needs 00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:54.699 her to get this nail out of her head, too. So 00:46:54.699 --> 00:46:58.780 Scott feels bad and says, what can I do to help? 00:46:59.539 --> 00:47:03.179 And Alice says, if you agree to help find Howard 00:47:03.179 --> 00:47:06.760 and get him to sponsor the law, I will be grateful 00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:11.079 forever. And Scott takes that as, oh, I'll be 00:47:11.079 --> 00:47:14.599 together with you forever, not just I'll be grateful 00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:16.840 to you forever. So he's like, OK, I'm going to 00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:22.519 help. And so he calls on his law officers to 00:47:22.519 --> 00:47:26.440 try to find Howard. And he finds Howard in the 00:47:26.440 --> 00:47:29.400 middle of the woods, naked on a men's spiritual 00:47:29.400 --> 00:47:36.300 workshop. I think you think that I thought something 00:47:36.300 --> 00:47:39.440 completely different right now and was on a completely 00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:42.059 different movie. No, I'm not. I'm going to read 00:47:42.059 --> 00:47:44.500 that again. He finds Howard in the middle of 00:47:44.500 --> 00:47:48.059 the woods, naked. on a men's spiritual workshop. 00:47:49.260 --> 00:47:51.599 Basically, Howard has found this group and he 00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:54.280 needs to find his core or his manhood really 00:47:54.280 --> 00:47:57.099 is what the joke is. He needs to find his core 00:47:57.099 --> 00:48:00.059 on this retreat. And it's like this weird fight 00:48:00.059 --> 00:48:02.119 club thing where he needs to fight people to 00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:06.579 get to his core. Scott convinces Howard just 00:48:06.579 --> 00:48:08.960 to like stop fighting people and grab his core. 00:48:09.780 --> 00:48:12.659 And so he does and he grabs two of them and they 00:48:12.659 --> 00:48:16.099 just let him walk away. It's not. He didn't need 00:48:16.099 --> 00:48:20.900 to fight these guys. And this core, he grabs 00:48:20.900 --> 00:48:26.739 two of them. They look like balls is the imagery. 00:48:27.340 --> 00:48:30.960 And lo and behold, it is moose balls. It is actual 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:33.860 balls. So he's got his core now, which is moose 00:48:33.860 --> 00:48:36.800 balls. So Howard gets his courage and he shows 00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:39.280 up to the camp with the girls squaws and Alice 00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:41.679 and her friends. And he's ready to fight. This 00:48:41.679 --> 00:48:43.840 is great. He's got his courage. He's going to 00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:46.300 introduce the bill. And then he kisses Alice 00:48:46.300 --> 00:48:48.920 in front of everybody, which pisses off Scott. 00:48:50.139 --> 00:48:53.500 Scott punches Howard. But Alice tells Scott she 00:48:53.500 --> 00:48:57.599 got her first orgasm from him. So he's he's like 00:48:57.599 --> 00:49:01.480 he or she wants to be with him because she got 00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:06.760 her first orgasm from him. So Scott is just relegated 00:49:06.760 --> 00:49:09.619 to the background at this point. So he's got 00:49:09.619 --> 00:49:11.199 his courage. He's ready to fight. They wake up 00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:13.539 the next day and they go to the Capitol. Pam 00:49:13.539 --> 00:49:15.480 Henry, as I said before, is the acting speaker 00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:19.119 of the house. And whatever she does this week, 00:49:19.199 --> 00:49:23.500 if it's for the best, she can be confirmed next 00:49:23.500 --> 00:49:25.760 week. So she needs to be on her best behavior 00:49:25.760 --> 00:49:28.159 kind of. So she needs to do everything with a 00:49:28.159 --> 00:49:30.360 little bit more tact. She can't be just like 00:49:30.360 --> 00:49:33.880 offensive to people. She gives like, is there 00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:37.699 any new business? And Howard goes. Yes, I want 00:49:37.699 --> 00:49:42.179 to bring this bill to law about health care. 00:49:43.300 --> 00:49:49.239 And so Pam Henry, being fair and just, listens 00:49:49.239 --> 00:49:52.719 to Howard. But meanwhile, she has a plan of her 00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:57.039 own. Representative Bill brings multiple women 00:49:57.039 --> 00:50:00.980 up that Howard slept with to get laws passed. 00:50:01.579 --> 00:50:03.920 Basically, they would sleep with him if he agreed 00:50:03.920 --> 00:50:10.050 to pass these laws. And truthfully, this is where 00:50:10.050 --> 00:50:12.550 I say he was using Alice because these two girls 00:50:12.550 --> 00:50:16.750 he also was using to get colored paints for his 00:50:16.750 --> 00:50:19.309 schools and everything like that. Like he was 00:50:19.309 --> 00:50:21.650 doing this. You scratch my back. I'll scratch 00:50:21.650 --> 00:50:24.250 your back. I do this law. I sleep with you. But 00:50:24.250 --> 00:50:26.590 then I get paints for my schools, you know, like 00:50:26.590 --> 00:50:31.010 that kind of thing. So he definitely has a weakness 00:50:31.010 --> 00:50:35.269 towards women and has slept around to get laws 00:50:35.269 --> 00:50:39.940 passed. Pam Henry is using this against him to 00:50:39.940 --> 00:50:43.780 maybe get him disbarred as a congressman. And 00:50:43.780 --> 00:50:49.039 so the law can never pass. And so his integrity 00:50:49.039 --> 00:50:52.739 is put into question. Alice wants to talk, but 00:50:52.739 --> 00:50:55.960 the rules say that she can't talk because she's 00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:59.320 not a congressperson. But the several like old 00:50:59.320 --> 00:51:03.750 men congressman stand up to let her speak. And 00:51:03.750 --> 00:51:06.070 she gives a rallying cry about crappy insurance 00:51:06.070 --> 00:51:08.809 and the uninsured. And she throws her fist in 00:51:08.809 --> 00:51:10.710 the air like, viva resistance kind of thing. 00:51:11.349 --> 00:51:15.750 And yeah, everybody's so excited and they all 00:51:15.750 --> 00:51:17.570 feel it. You can feel the energy and everything 00:51:17.570 --> 00:51:20.369 like that. And so after the speech, they vote 00:51:20.369 --> 00:51:26.429 on the issue. It's like 294 to like six in favor 00:51:26.429 --> 00:51:31.670 of not healthcare. Remember, nobody likes healthcare. 00:51:33.059 --> 00:51:36.159 And so after giving this impassioned speech, 00:51:36.360 --> 00:51:39.320 the nails like getting to her. And so Alice passes 00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:43.400 out. Pam Henry like rushes down the aisle to 00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:46.280 like take a photo op with her. And she says to 00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:48.219 like the cameras as they're taking this picture, 00:51:48.300 --> 00:51:51.000 she cares about everyone, even though they have 00:51:51.000 --> 00:51:53.300 their differences. And it's a really good photo 00:51:53.300 --> 00:51:59.449 option. So Alice's bill is lost. Keyshawn. reveals 00:51:59.449 --> 00:52:03.510 to rikisha about his prolapsed anus which causes 00:52:03.510 --> 00:52:08.769 her to break up with him and reverend norm is 00:52:08.769 --> 00:52:10.869 starting to question his faith because he thought 00:52:10.869 --> 00:52:14.110 they were on this trip of faith and everything 00:52:14.110 --> 00:52:16.869 was going to go well like he was he was hoping 00:52:16.869 --> 00:52:20.570 like uh kishan and rikisha They were doing well, 00:52:20.690 --> 00:52:22.789 but like she can't deal with the fact he has 00:52:22.789 --> 00:52:25.429 a prolapsed anus. And that's why he's been with 00:52:25.429 --> 00:52:29.030 this crew. And then Alice's bill is down. So 00:52:29.030 --> 00:52:32.309 Norm thought they was just going to happen. Alice 00:52:32.309 --> 00:52:34.389 still believes there's a chance. She believes 00:52:34.389 --> 00:52:36.730 in Howard. She believes he can figure out something. 00:52:37.250 --> 00:52:40.170 So as she's like lifted up off the ground to 00:52:40.170 --> 00:52:43.469 like her feet, she sees Howard shake hands with 00:52:43.469 --> 00:52:47.690 Edwin. And she knows he's back to his old ways. 00:52:47.710 --> 00:52:51.369 Like now he's in the fold. And so Howard's just 00:52:51.369 --> 00:52:57.030 not going to help anymore. It seems like they're 00:52:57.030 --> 00:53:00.329 done. So Edwin goes up to Pam Henry and Representative 00:53:00.329 --> 00:53:02.809 Bill, basically saying that Howard is going to 00:53:02.809 --> 00:53:04.530 be a lackey in their pocket. Like he's going 00:53:04.530 --> 00:53:09.269 to do what they want him to do. And so Pam Henry 00:53:09.269 --> 00:53:12.329 gives Howard a chance to speak. And he goes and 00:53:12.329 --> 00:53:14.730 says, basically, like, I have a weakness for 00:53:14.730 --> 00:53:17.309 women. I'm sorry about that. But I'm back with 00:53:17.309 --> 00:53:19.369 my party and I want to get this moon base going. 00:53:20.289 --> 00:53:25.769 and so alice is pissed she is pissed so she leaves 00:53:25.769 --> 00:53:28.590 and they're gonna head back home so they go to 00:53:28.590 --> 00:53:32.550 the motel and they're packing and just it's a 00:53:32.550 --> 00:53:35.590 somber mood you know they they've lost and they 00:53:35.590 --> 00:53:37.650 they feel broken and they don't know where to 00:53:37.650 --> 00:53:42.090 go from here and kishan turns on the tv as they're 00:53:42.090 --> 00:53:44.969 packing to leave and this leads to news position 00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:48.639 which is the worst way to end a movie, I think, 00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:50.920 in my mind. But, you know, that's what they do. 00:53:52.219 --> 00:53:56.219 It's revealed that Howard attached a rider to 00:53:56.219 --> 00:54:02.019 the Moonbase bill. And there also was a bill 00:54:02.019 --> 00:54:08.480 about renaming the gymnasium to named after Buck 00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:12.460 McCoy in his honor. And basically this rider. 00:54:13.079 --> 00:54:15.940 It gets her and her friends health care for free. 00:54:17.000 --> 00:54:20.400 And Pam Henry didn't read that writer because 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:25.440 her assistant, her aide, didn't read it for her 00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:28.480 because he's trying to screw her over. And so 00:54:28.480 --> 00:54:30.639 she has to now deal with the repercussions of 00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:35.000 the fact that four people got health care out 00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:37.940 of nowhere. And it's all covered by the government. 00:54:38.039 --> 00:54:42.369 It's all covered. And basically the news is interviewing 00:54:42.369 --> 00:54:44.989 Howard and saying about how like it was like 00:54:44.989 --> 00:54:46.909 a good cause and everything like that. But now 00:54:46.909 --> 00:54:50.030 he's seen as a pariah and he's basically going 00:54:50.030 --> 00:54:52.590 to get voted out as a congressman. Nobody can 00:54:52.590 --> 00:54:55.090 trust him anymore. And what he did broke all 00:54:55.090 --> 00:54:56.969 these rules. But he's just like it was a good 00:54:56.969 --> 00:55:00.309 cause. And I'm very happy. I want to tell Alice 00:55:00.309 --> 00:55:02.949 that's why I'm outside of her motel right now. 00:55:03.530 --> 00:55:07.170 And Alice is like, what? Like opens the door, 00:55:07.250 --> 00:55:11.659 runs to him and kisses him on camera. And at 00:55:11.659 --> 00:55:15.639 the same time, Rakesha, she gets back with Keyshawn 00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:18.719 as well. She feels bad. And now he can get his 00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:21.059 prolapsed anus fixed so they can be together 00:55:21.059 --> 00:55:25.739 again. And so the end of this is a wedding. So 00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:28.139 it's Rakesha and Keyshawn's wedding. Brenda and 00:55:28.139 --> 00:55:31.880 Scott are together. Reverend Norm, he's happy 00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:34.059 because his pants fit again, which he announces 00:55:34.059 --> 00:55:36.519 to the entire wedding group or wedding party. 00:55:37.949 --> 00:55:40.550 And it's a mandatory wedding dance scene during 00:55:40.550 --> 00:55:44.869 the credits. Yay! Everybody's happy. And mid 00:55:44.869 --> 00:55:48.949 -credits, Alice gets to make a speech about how 00:55:48.949 --> 00:55:51.289 they went all this way and they got everything 00:55:51.289 --> 00:55:54.730 they wanted and how great it is that everything 00:55:54.730 --> 00:55:57.789 worked out in their favor. And as she's doing 00:55:57.789 --> 00:55:59.829 this, she gets hit in the eye with a champagne 00:55:59.829 --> 00:56:04.639 cork. And the joke is that, oh, now she needs 00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:08.380 to go get her eye fixed. Ah, Accidental Love 00:56:08.380 --> 00:56:12.619 2. Accidentally loved harder. So that's a bad 00:56:12.619 --> 00:56:14.860 movie. That is the rom -com Accidental Love. 00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:20.840 I can go a lot of ways with this one. So first 00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:24.900 off, I'm going to give you the rating I'm going 00:56:24.900 --> 00:56:29.550 to give this movie. It is definitely a 0 .5 out 00:56:29.550 --> 00:56:41.599 of 5. 0 .5 nail guns fixing a gondola. I'm giving 00:56:41.599 --> 00:56:43.900 it a .5 because it's definitely apparent now. 00:56:44.000 --> 00:56:45.739 I didn't know this when I was watching it, so 00:56:45.739 --> 00:56:48.500 I really didn't have any clue that this was pieced 00:56:48.500 --> 00:56:51.320 together after everything had been shot and filmed 00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:53.400 and everything like that. But now it makes complete 00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.460 sense, and it definitely feels like a movie that 00:56:56.460 --> 00:56:58.840 was pieced together. I think, honestly, I would 00:56:58.840 --> 00:57:01.079 have probably had a worse rating for it if I 00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:04.380 didn't know that. Now that I know that, I think 00:57:04.380 --> 00:57:06.360 they did the best they could with this product, 00:57:06.539 --> 00:57:11.480 which was not very good. I wish they would have 00:57:11.480 --> 00:57:15.139 gone more into the political satire. And I think, 00:57:15.139 --> 00:57:18.940 so one of the notes on the trivia for IMDb was 00:57:18.940 --> 00:57:22.280 that this movie was filmed in 2008 when there 00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:26.400 wasn't a healthcare plan like Obamacare. And 00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:31.159 so when this movie got released, it kind of was 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:33.960 moot. Like there was no point to it anymore because 00:57:33.960 --> 00:57:37.539 Obamacare was out there and this no longer meant 00:57:37.539 --> 00:57:41.230 anything. So they kind of went more into the 00:57:41.230 --> 00:57:45.210 rom -com side of things. Now, I think this movie 00:57:45.210 --> 00:57:48.590 was still cut with that in mind, like the political 00:57:48.590 --> 00:57:50.670 satire and everything like that. I wish they 00:57:50.670 --> 00:57:52.389 would have leaned more into that, though. I think 00:57:52.389 --> 00:57:53.869 this could have been a better movie that way. 00:57:54.809 --> 00:58:00.909 The romance felt way too rushed together. Because 00:58:00.909 --> 00:58:03.570 in the very beginning, the first time they see 00:58:03.570 --> 00:58:05.730 each other, they have sex. Okay, great, fine, 00:58:05.829 --> 00:58:09.130 whatever. Good for you. You know, it's weird, 00:58:09.190 --> 00:58:12.829 but good for you. But they constantly are trying 00:58:12.829 --> 00:58:15.329 to screw each other over and they never write 00:58:15.329 --> 00:58:17.929 a good reason why these two would be happy together. 00:58:18.010 --> 00:58:20.250 I think constantly for the rest of their lives, 00:58:20.389 --> 00:58:21.510 they're just going to be screwing each other 00:58:21.510 --> 00:58:27.010 over. Who knows? Because no, Howard's no longer 00:58:27.010 --> 00:58:30.269 going to be a congressman, but it does feel like 00:58:30.269 --> 00:58:32.469 they're just constantly going to be screwing 00:58:32.469 --> 00:58:35.800 each other over their entire lives. Uh, it also 00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:37.920 is very weird. The whole Scott thing and how 00:58:37.920 --> 00:58:41.679 he just ends up with his, uh, with Alice's coworker, 00:58:41.719 --> 00:58:43.739 Brenda. And we're just supposed to be happy for 00:58:43.739 --> 00:58:47.599 that. And Rikisha, Rikisha just, oh, now that 00:58:47.599 --> 00:58:50.739 you got fixed. Cool. I'll be with you now. That's, 00:58:50.739 --> 00:58:53.300 I think the overlying point of this, the, the 00:58:53.300 --> 00:58:57.159 entire movie. I think like you can say it's a 00:58:57.159 --> 00:58:59.420 joke about healthcare. It's a joke about love, 00:58:59.519 --> 00:59:02.639 that kind of thing. I think the overall message 00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:06.099 that it did not mean to send. Is that when you 00:59:06.099 --> 00:59:09.980 are broken, no one will love you. Because Scott 00:59:09.980 --> 00:59:12.619 didn't want to stick with Alice because she had 00:59:12.619 --> 00:59:14.860 the nail in her head. And who knows what it was 00:59:14.860 --> 00:59:17.699 going to do. And Rakesha didn't want to stick 00:59:17.699 --> 00:59:22.320 with Keyshawn because he had a prolapsed anus. 00:59:22.699 --> 00:59:25.039 Again, why am I saying these words? These are 00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:29.159 real words that I'm saying. And though not mentioned 00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:33.690 as much, Reverend Norm. you see his wife like 00:59:33.690 --> 00:59:36.489 once or twice and she's very not happy with the 00:59:36.489 --> 00:59:39.329 fact that he has like an unending boner and so 00:59:39.329 --> 00:59:42.650 again it's just that's what i think the accidental 00:59:42.650 --> 00:59:45.190 message of this is accidental love uh -huh get 00:59:45.190 --> 00:59:48.369 it um the accidental message of this is that 00:59:48.369 --> 00:59:51.389 if you are broken no one's gonna love you and 00:59:51.389 --> 00:59:55.230 it is not okay and i mean they threw in there 00:59:55.230 --> 01:00:00.239 as well like anti -gay stuff like it's This is 01:00:00.239 --> 01:00:02.980 what I'm saying when I say it's a very sophomoric 01:00:02.980 --> 01:00:06.619 movie. It is very base level the entire time. 01:00:06.760 --> 01:00:09.219 And there's as many jokes as they can get in 01:00:09.219 --> 01:00:16.639 about penises, prolapsed anuses. She speaks Portuguese 01:00:16.639 --> 01:00:19.840 randomly throughout this film because, you know, 01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:21.940 the nail in her head. And she has sex randomly 01:00:21.940 --> 01:00:25.159 on impulses and that kind of stuff. And I don't 01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:27.579 know. It's just she constantly gets her head 01:00:27.579 --> 01:00:31.619 hit with things. It's very sophomoric, and I 01:00:31.619 --> 01:00:37.219 feel to do political satire, I feel like you 01:00:37.219 --> 01:00:42.460 need to be smart because you can't just hit people 01:00:42.460 --> 01:00:44.320 over the head with it. I actually thought it 01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:46.300 was hysterical that they were going for a moon 01:00:46.300 --> 01:00:48.480 base the entire time. I thought that was hysterical 01:00:48.480 --> 01:00:52.639 because that's the kind of thing that I think 01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:54.579 works with political satire. It's like, oh, we 01:00:54.579 --> 01:00:57.579 could do health care for everybody. But Moonbase, 01:00:57.900 --> 01:01:00.780 look at Moonbase. Yes, this is great. Moonbase. 01:01:01.420 --> 01:01:05.440 So I think that was very well thought out. But 01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:08.059 then the rest of this movie is not at all. Like 01:01:08.059 --> 01:01:11.880 it's, I don't know. The fact that there was moose 01:01:11.880 --> 01:01:14.340 balls for your core, like getting your balls 01:01:14.340 --> 01:01:18.380 back. And it's just this like men's retreat in 01:01:18.380 --> 01:01:21.559 the middle of the woods that they're naked and 01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:25.150 fighting in. Where did that come from? And it's 01:01:25.150 --> 01:01:29.329 all of a five -minute scene, not even. And I 01:01:29.329 --> 01:01:31.730 don't think it needed to happen at all. I just 01:01:31.730 --> 01:01:34.289 think, oh, we found Howard. He was cowering somewhere. 01:01:34.489 --> 01:01:37.550 You know, he was laying low. No, he was getting 01:01:37.550 --> 01:01:40.869 his balls back in the middle of the woods. That's 01:01:40.869 --> 01:01:44.570 what I say. When you're smart and do political 01:01:44.570 --> 01:01:47.710 satire and it's not beat you over the head with 01:01:47.710 --> 01:01:51.349 it, I think it's very well done. The thing is, 01:01:51.369 --> 01:01:53.760 this movie... They beat you over the head with 01:01:53.760 --> 01:01:56.380 it. Just absolutely destroy you over the head 01:01:56.380 --> 01:01:59.260 with the fact, oh, we're going to talk about 01:01:59.260 --> 01:02:03.280 political satire and the fact that, oh, nobody 01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:07.239 wants to do healthcare. And like, I don't know. 01:02:07.300 --> 01:02:12.500 It's not funny when you've done so many jokes 01:02:12.500 --> 01:02:16.519 to throw it under the bus. Like, I think you 01:02:16.519 --> 01:02:18.380 could have had a very, I don't know, not a very 01:02:18.380 --> 01:02:20.179 smart movie. I think you could have had a better 01:02:20.179 --> 01:02:24.449 movie for sure that had, better written plot 01:02:24.449 --> 01:02:26.909 lines and stuff. And obviously I'm talking about 01:02:26.909 --> 01:02:28.969 piece together movie of what they just filmed 01:02:28.969 --> 01:02:31.090 and everything like that. There could be a great 01:02:31.090 --> 01:02:34.190 movie on the cutting room floor, or if they would 01:02:34.190 --> 01:02:36.170 have had the money and didn't have to stop down 01:02:36.170 --> 01:02:38.889 numerous times, I think there could have been 01:02:38.889 --> 01:02:43.869 a better movie here because of the stop downs, 01:02:43.949 --> 01:02:45.949 because the director left, because they pieced 01:02:45.949 --> 01:02:48.909 it together, what have you. I think that's what 01:02:48.909 --> 01:02:53.530 makes this movie fail. However, They also filmed 01:02:53.530 --> 01:02:56.489 this movie in 2008. The director left in 2010. 01:02:57.170 --> 01:02:59.309 And this movie didn't get released until 2015. 01:02:59.969 --> 01:03:02.869 You had plenty of time. Like, nobody was clamoring 01:03:02.869 --> 01:03:05.349 for this movie that they needed it out immediately. 01:03:05.969 --> 01:03:07.989 You could have taken your time, made something 01:03:07.989 --> 01:03:11.349 better with it. I know you wouldn't have your 01:03:11.349 --> 01:03:14.389 full cast because the only ones still under contract 01:03:14.389 --> 01:03:18.030 were Jessica Biel and Tracy Morgan. But at the 01:03:18.030 --> 01:03:19.409 same time, I mean, if you would have written 01:03:19.409 --> 01:03:21.570 a better movie, they would have wanted to stay. 01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:25.800 I think Jake Gyllenhaal, he likes a good movie. 01:03:25.900 --> 01:03:27.980 I don't know. I could be completely making this 01:03:27.980 --> 01:03:30.059 up because I don't know the guy personally. But 01:03:30.059 --> 01:03:32.440 I think he likes a good movie, like if it's well 01:03:32.440 --> 01:03:34.199 written and everything like that. And of course, 01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:37.420 if he gets paid. But if you could guarantee he 01:03:37.420 --> 01:03:39.960 got paid and you wrote a better script for this, 01:03:40.119 --> 01:03:43.300 I think he would have stayed on this movie, done 01:03:43.300 --> 01:03:45.300 some reshoots, and you could have had a better 01:03:45.300 --> 01:03:49.119 movie out there. Maybe I'm wrong. And that's 01:03:49.119 --> 01:03:52.380 full well could be the case. I could be very 01:03:52.380 --> 01:03:57.099 wrong. But I think that if you would have taken 01:03:57.099 --> 01:04:01.019 the time, rewrote it, tried to get a better movie, 01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:03.300 tried to get a better political satire out there, 01:04:03.460 --> 01:04:06.599 who knows where this movie could have gone. It 01:04:06.599 --> 01:04:08.500 could have been one of the better rom -coms out 01:04:08.500 --> 01:04:10.920 there. Instead, it's one of the worst ones of 01:04:10.920 --> 01:04:12.980 all time. And, of course, we had to cover it 01:04:12.980 --> 01:04:19.710 on the show. So, yeah. 0 .5 nails out of a nail 01:04:19.710 --> 01:04:26.489 gun going into a gondola out of five. Star -studded 01:04:26.489 --> 01:04:30.110 cast that was wasted. I think, I mean, basically 01:04:30.110 --> 01:04:32.849 every single big character you knew from something, 01:04:32.929 --> 01:04:36.610 somewhere, somehow. I think making somebody like 01:04:36.610 --> 01:04:40.070 Jake Gyllenhaal like a coward, I think you wasted 01:04:40.070 --> 01:04:41.769 his potential. I think you could have definitely 01:04:41.769 --> 01:04:44.070 gone a little more Nightcrawler route where he's 01:04:44.070 --> 01:04:46.199 a little... cocky conceited that kind of thing 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:48.639 I think that would have been fun to see Jessica 01:04:48.639 --> 01:04:53.579 Biel she felt like a joke the whole time and 01:04:53.579 --> 01:04:55.860 it's not her fault I think it's totally the writing 01:04:55.860 --> 01:04:59.300 100 % like I don't want it to seem like I'm shitting 01:04:59.300 --> 01:05:02.780 on her I think it's 100 % the writing where she 01:05:02.780 --> 01:05:05.500 just was constantly told to speak Portuguese 01:05:05.500 --> 01:05:08.980 joke about the nail in her head or get hit in 01:05:08.980 --> 01:05:13.219 the head with something so you know that feels 01:05:13.219 --> 01:05:16.679 a little on the nose with that um the only one 01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:21.119 that i think was good in this that like knew 01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:24.500 the role and played it well that it wasn't written 01:05:24.500 --> 01:05:26.340 as a complete joke was probably katherine keener 01:05:26.340 --> 01:05:29.539 uh she was probably the best role of this because 01:05:29.539 --> 01:05:33.019 she just got to be evil like she got to be conniving 01:05:33.019 --> 01:05:35.219 she got to be that kind of stuff and i think 01:05:35.219 --> 01:05:39.099 she did a very good job devouring that so um 01:05:39.099 --> 01:05:45.269 yeah So yeah, I'm very glad I went the high road 01:05:45.269 --> 01:05:47.929 and went the nails instead of, I did think at 01:05:47.929 --> 01:05:49.670 one point when I was thinking of my rating of 01:05:49.670 --> 01:05:53.610 0 .5 prolapsed anuses out of five. So yeah, went 01:05:53.610 --> 01:05:56.469 the high road and still got it anyway. But yeah, 01:05:56.510 --> 01:05:59.190 that was Accidental Love, a bad rom -com for 01:05:59.190 --> 01:06:02.210 Valentine's Day. I hope you enjoyed listening 01:06:02.210 --> 01:06:04.090 to the Game for a Movie podcast. I have something 01:06:04.090 --> 01:06:06.949 big in the works. I really hope it happens. Our 01:06:06.949 --> 01:06:10.349 next episode could be something huge. I am really, 01:06:10.429 --> 01:06:14.360 really excited about it. So it's looking positive. 01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:18.480 Hopefully it's going to happen February 17th. 01:06:18.500 --> 01:06:20.780 Mark it on your calendars. Hopefully there is 01:06:20.780 --> 01:06:22.579 going to be a big episode of the Game for a Movie 01:06:22.579 --> 01:06:25.539 podcast coming your way. Make sure that you are 01:06:25.539 --> 01:06:28.780 liking and sharing with your friends and everything 01:06:28.780 --> 01:06:31.960 like that. 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