WEBVTT 00:00:02.280 --> 00:00:03.740 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:03.740 --> 00:00:05.980 episode of Game for a Movie where we ask, are 00:00:05.980 --> 00:00:07.879 you game for a movie? My name is Mike. I'll be 00:00:07.879 --> 00:00:10.660 your host this evening. It is the first bad movie 00:00:10.660 --> 00:00:14.460 of 2025. And when I tell you I have found a doozy, 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:19.059 I mean I have found a doozy of a film. This is 00:00:19.059 --> 00:00:24.179 a stoner comedy in quotes there. Can't wait to 00:00:24.179 --> 00:00:26.300 show you more about it. But of course, before 00:00:26.300 --> 00:00:29.339 we do that, we have to start with what we are 00:00:29.339 --> 00:00:32.049 drinking. What we are drinking tonight is one 00:00:32.049 --> 00:00:34.969 of my favorite breweries in South Carolina. This 00:00:34.969 --> 00:00:38.170 is from Untamed Waters Brewing. This is the Seaway 00:00:38.170 --> 00:00:42.030 Astronaut. It is a double IPA. It is a fantastic 00:00:42.030 --> 00:00:44.670 beer and it is one of my favorite places on the 00:00:44.670 --> 00:00:47.630 face of the planet. I got to bring my son there 00:00:47.630 --> 00:00:49.530 for the first time just to grab a four pack. 00:00:49.609 --> 00:00:51.289 It's not like I was drinking there all day or 00:00:51.289 --> 00:00:54.130 anything like that. We grabbed a four pack and 00:00:54.130 --> 00:00:57.240 my favorite bartender was there. They have excellent 00:00:57.240 --> 00:00:59.979 trivia there. And the trivia guy was there. They 00:00:59.979 --> 00:01:03.039 all got to see my son for the first time. And 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:05.819 truthfully, it made everybody's day, including 00:01:05.819 --> 00:01:10.560 mine. So Untamed Waters in Fort Mill, South Carolina. 00:01:10.620 --> 00:01:12.939 It is an excellent place with excellent people 00:01:12.939 --> 00:01:15.579 and excellent beer. I highly recommend it. And 00:01:15.579 --> 00:01:18.299 this is the Seaway Astronaut, a double IPA. Cheers 00:01:18.299 --> 00:01:21.000 to you guys. All right, enough about what we 00:01:21.000 --> 00:01:24.620 are drinking. Let's talk bad movies. So as I 00:01:24.620 --> 00:01:29.900 said before, this is a stoner comedy in big quotations 00:01:29.900 --> 00:01:33.900 on that one. This is a movie that I chose because 00:01:33.900 --> 00:01:37.700 this week Flight Risk comes out, which is a movie 00:01:37.700 --> 00:01:40.319 starring Mark Wahlberg, Topher Grace, and Michelle 00:01:40.319 --> 00:01:45.040 Dockery. And I've been trying this year to stay 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:50.299 a little more relevant on my topics, relatable 00:01:50.299 --> 00:01:53.900 to what's coming out and this one is one of the 00:01:53.900 --> 00:01:58.159 worst ones on Topher Grace's filmography this 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:02.620 is Don Peyote Don Peyote is a stoner comedy as 00:02:02.620 --> 00:02:04.939 I've said before that is written directed and 00:02:04.939 --> 00:02:08.240 starring Dan Fogler Dan Fogler, you definitely 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:12.000 recognize. He is Kowalski, the human partner 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:15.620 in the Fantastic Beasts movie, as well as he 00:02:15.620 --> 00:02:18.460 was Randy Daytona in Balls of Fury, which is 00:02:18.460 --> 00:02:21.919 a highly underrated, I would also call it a stoner 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:24.719 comedy on that one. That one's definitely a lot 00:02:24.719 --> 00:02:26.639 of fun. It's the movie about ping pong and Randy 00:02:26.639 --> 00:02:30.000 Daytona is played by Dan Fogler. Don Peyote, 00:02:30.020 --> 00:02:32.680 let's get into a couple details of that before 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:36.780 we go into the main details. You can find this 00:02:36.780 --> 00:02:41.060 film on Tubi, Pluto TV for free, or if you really 00:02:41.060 --> 00:02:43.780 feel the need, you can rent it on Hoopla through 00:02:43.780 --> 00:02:46.020 your local library. I don't know why you would 00:02:46.020 --> 00:02:48.979 use one of your valuable rents on that one, but, 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:53.689 you know, you do you. This movie is a 7 % critics 00:02:53.689 --> 00:02:57.229 rating as well as a 29 % audience rating on Rotten 00:02:57.229 --> 00:03:00.069 Tomatoes. So it does fall under the 40 -40 of 00:03:00.069 --> 00:03:03.430 making it a bad movie. And one of the critics 00:03:03.430 --> 00:03:08.389 ratings, yeah, it says from 2014 where this movie 00:03:08.389 --> 00:03:10.849 was released, it says this is the worst American 00:03:10.849 --> 00:03:14.129 movie I have seen this year. So you know we're 00:03:14.129 --> 00:03:16.860 in for a good time. It is an hour and a half 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:22.000 long, and it released on May 16, 2014. I can't 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:24.319 find very much info about its budget or anything 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:26.939 like that, but I can tell you right now, it is 00:03:26.939 --> 00:03:31.400 an indie movie. I can also tell you that it probably 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:33.960 didn't make its money back. Who knows? Maybe 00:03:33.960 --> 00:03:38.460 it did, but I would guess not. Along with Dan 00:03:38.460 --> 00:03:40.939 Fogler, there is a bunch of people in this movie 00:03:40.939 --> 00:03:45.000 that... you definitely recognize and they usually 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:48.639 uh they get their two minutes of movie time and 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:50.219 then they're gone and they're out of the film 00:03:50.219 --> 00:03:53.900 so i will mention some very big names in this 00:03:53.900 --> 00:03:56.180 project and you'll be like how'd they end up 00:03:56.180 --> 00:03:59.259 in this um yeah they're in the movie for two 00:03:59.259 --> 00:04:01.659 minutes they disappear they're gone for the rest 00:04:01.659 --> 00:04:04.199 of the film that's just how it's going to go 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:08.159 with this movie so uh let me give you a brief 00:04:08.159 --> 00:04:12.289 synopsis before i read my details of this movie. 00:04:12.389 --> 00:04:14.770 I'm going to, as always, read you every last 00:04:14.770 --> 00:04:17.310 detail of what happens in this movie and then 00:04:17.310 --> 00:04:20.790 tell you my thoughts on it at the end. But the 00:04:20.790 --> 00:04:24.449 brief synopsis, Don Peyote tells the story of 00:04:24.449 --> 00:04:27.529 Warren Allman, an unemployed stoner who finally 00:04:27.529 --> 00:04:30.250 finds a purpose in life after an unpleasant encounter 00:04:30.250 --> 00:04:32.750 with a homeless man preaching the end is near. 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:36.199 Fueled by vivid apocalyptic dreams, Warren becomes 00:04:36.199 --> 00:04:39.279 obsessed with 2012 doomsday theories and decides 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:41.339 to make a documentary on the subject while his 00:04:41.339 --> 00:04:45.199 fiance is busy planning their wedding. Yeah, 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.620 that's a good description of what to expect from 00:04:47.620 --> 00:04:50.819 this one. It did come out in 2014, but it is 00:04:50.819 --> 00:04:54.480 dealing with a lot of the 2012 doomsday conspiracy 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:57.519 theories. It does also go down the rabbit hole 00:04:57.519 --> 00:04:59.879 on many other things. There's going to be some 00:04:59.879 --> 00:05:02.040 real life things that are mentioned in this. 00:05:02.920 --> 00:05:04.939 Can't wait to tell you all of the details about 00:05:04.939 --> 00:05:08.779 this movie. So here we go. Don Peyote. Here is 00:05:08.779 --> 00:05:11.600 everything about it. And before I really start, 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:14.800 I just want to let you know that some of this 00:05:14.800 --> 00:05:18.259 stuff might not make sense. Trust me, it didn't 00:05:18.259 --> 00:05:20.360 make sense while I was watching it. So I'm going 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:22.639 to try to do the best I can to make it make sense. 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.879 There's a chance that some of it is still going 00:05:26.879 --> 00:05:29.579 to be confusing. And it's mostly because it's 00:05:29.579 --> 00:05:32.790 still confusing to me. Trust me. So here we go. 00:05:34.050 --> 00:05:36.509 I will start by saying there is a narrator that 00:05:36.509 --> 00:05:38.550 I thought was just in the beginning of the movie 00:05:38.550 --> 00:05:40.829 to introduce a character. No, he does not go 00:05:40.829 --> 00:05:43.209 away. He is there the entire length of the movie. 00:05:43.250 --> 00:05:46.269 So there is a narrator in this film. You just 00:05:46.269 --> 00:05:49.029 got to get over it. He introduces us to Warren, 00:05:49.149 --> 00:05:51.089 our main character played by Nan Fogler, who 00:05:51.089 --> 00:05:53.970 is an unemployed graphic novel artist. He's also 00:05:53.970 --> 00:05:58.029 Jewish, engaged, and he smokes pot most of the 00:05:58.029 --> 00:06:01.389 time through fruits. So he makes bongs out of 00:06:01.389 --> 00:06:03.730 things like apples, pomegranates, grapefruit 00:06:03.730 --> 00:06:06.269 at one point. Yeah, it's a lot of fruit bongs. 00:06:06.949 --> 00:06:09.629 The narrator lets us know there is nothing remarkable 00:06:09.629 --> 00:06:13.069 about him except for his dreams. And we get a 00:06:13.069 --> 00:06:18.790 first example of that when he wakes up, quotes, 00:06:18.970 --> 00:06:22.709 from a dream, walks to the window of his like 00:06:22.709 --> 00:06:25.269 20th floor apartment in this New York building. 00:06:27.100 --> 00:06:30.439 He sees like two suns setting and then all of 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:33.379 a sudden he sees a huge tidal wave that crashes 00:06:33.379 --> 00:06:36.180 through his window and knocks him over. Yeah, 00:06:36.240 --> 00:06:38.139 that is the kind of dreams we're dealing with. 00:06:38.220 --> 00:06:42.019 And this tidal wave is terrible CGI, like absolutely 00:06:42.019 --> 00:06:44.439 awful. That's why I think this budget is so low 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:46.939 on this film. I've said at this point that this 00:06:46.939 --> 00:06:49.720 looks kind of like a student film project, which 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:52.899 is not a bad thing. When you are a student film 00:06:52.899 --> 00:06:55.860 project, but when you are a Hollywood movie that 00:06:55.860 --> 00:06:57.639 has a lot of big names and everything like that, 00:06:57.740 --> 00:07:01.379 that's not good. So this definitely looks like 00:07:01.379 --> 00:07:03.500 a student film project, and I don't mean that 00:07:03.500 --> 00:07:07.560 in a good way. We get introduced to Karen. Karen 00:07:07.560 --> 00:07:10.220 is the engaged woman to Warren. She is played 00:07:10.220 --> 00:07:12.879 by Kelly Hutchinson. who has been in a couple 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:14.620 of things. Maybe you'd recognize her from some 00:07:14.620 --> 00:07:17.319 things, but mostly now she's a writer, including 00:07:17.319 --> 00:07:21.339 she wrote 22 episodes of Dead to Me, the TV series. 00:07:21.660 --> 00:07:24.560 So that's kind of where she is right now. A few 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:27.360 things about Karen. I think we're not supposed 00:07:27.360 --> 00:07:29.519 to like her. I think that's what the goal was 00:07:29.519 --> 00:07:31.819 trying to be, that we weren't going to like her. 00:07:32.019 --> 00:07:34.779 And truthfully... I find that a little ridiculous. 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:37.439 This first thing is definitely a little unreasonable. 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.639 But after that, everything else is kind of very 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:44.259 reasonable that she deals with. I think they're 00:07:44.259 --> 00:07:46.120 trying to drive home that maybe she's a little 00:07:46.120 --> 00:07:48.759 more impulsive. I don't know. Maybe that's the 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:52.879 idea behind it. But I do not hate this character. 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:56.040 I think they try to make it so you do. I don't 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.379 hate Karen. I think she has a lot of reasonable 00:07:58.379 --> 00:08:00.920 things that she's trying to do throughout this 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:04.029 film. The unreasonable thing that starts at the 00:08:04.029 --> 00:08:07.350 beginning, though, she wakes Warren up from this 00:08:07.350 --> 00:08:09.870 dream of the big tidal wave, the big bad CGI 00:08:09.870 --> 00:08:13.649 tidal wave by trying to put a baby in her. And 00:08:13.649 --> 00:08:16.170 that's the thing is her biological clock is ticking. 00:08:16.550 --> 00:08:19.350 So she wants to not only get married, but she 00:08:19.350 --> 00:08:22.430 also wants to have a kid like right away. That's 00:08:22.430 --> 00:08:25.050 kind of our intro to the character is that kind 00:08:25.050 --> 00:08:28.310 of stuff. The other thing, though, that she does 00:08:28.310 --> 00:08:30.990 is she really wants to help Warren be the best 00:08:30.990 --> 00:08:33.679 he can be. So she does things like leave post 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:36.299 -it notes around his computer to try to encourage 00:08:36.299 --> 00:08:39.779 him to express himself, use his creativity he 00:08:39.779 --> 00:08:42.240 has, and to look for work and that kind of stuff. 00:08:42.399 --> 00:08:45.379 She really wants to distract him from not smoking 00:08:45.379 --> 00:08:48.500 all day and not watching conspiracy theory YouTube 00:08:48.500 --> 00:08:52.659 videos, especially ones about 2012 and the doomsday 00:08:52.659 --> 00:08:56.240 of 2012. One of these days, Warren is heading 00:08:56.240 --> 00:08:58.940 to a party and it just so happens to be raining. 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:01.240 He crosses the street of this busy New York street. 00:09:01.690 --> 00:09:05.769 And there's a homeless guy, a doomsday hobo, 00:09:05.769 --> 00:09:08.149 as I call him, that has a sign that says the 00:09:08.149 --> 00:09:11.129 end is near. And he accidentally knocks Warren 00:09:11.129 --> 00:09:13.769 over. And when reaching to like help him up, 00:09:13.830 --> 00:09:17.210 a piece of like a water droplet falls off of 00:09:17.210 --> 00:09:20.129 this homeless guy and lands on Warren's bare 00:09:20.129 --> 00:09:23.070 skin. And then it does the CGI thing that's kind 00:09:23.070 --> 00:09:25.250 of like a virus spread where you see it kind 00:09:25.250 --> 00:09:27.889 of just like spread out kind of thing. And this 00:09:27.889 --> 00:09:33.679 is where our events start. Basically, now Warren 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:36.299 is kind of going off the deep end with his conspiracy 00:09:36.299 --> 00:09:39.240 theories. And this is the reason it all starts. 00:09:39.399 --> 00:09:42.259 He thinks that he's been infected with something 00:09:42.259 --> 00:09:45.480 almost. It doesn't help the party he goes to 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:47.659 at this place called The Whip, of all places. 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:51.159 Warren's friend invites him to this party. His 00:09:51.159 --> 00:09:53.820 name is Balance. Balance is not at this party. 00:09:54.179 --> 00:09:56.620 So Warren starts making friends with the people 00:09:56.620 --> 00:10:00.460 there. start doing all these drugs like wolfsbane 00:10:00.460 --> 00:10:03.120 and other things he's high off his ass for some 00:10:03.120 --> 00:10:05.899 reason he has a red clown nose at some point 00:10:05.899 --> 00:10:08.919 and they kind of are talking about this guy pinchbeck 00:10:08.919 --> 00:10:12.659 pinchbeck is an author who has all this information 00:10:12.659 --> 00:10:16.639 about doomsday and especially about 2012's doomsday 00:10:16.639 --> 00:10:19.779 pinchbeck is actually a real person and he plays 00:10:19.779 --> 00:10:24.090 himself in this movie and Warren leaves his party 00:10:24.090 --> 00:10:26.590 and starts to go to his YouTube channel and watches 00:10:26.590 --> 00:10:28.889 all the things that he's talking about and everything 00:10:28.889 --> 00:10:31.669 like that. And then he goes to sleep with this 00:10:31.669 --> 00:10:34.710 still fresh in his mind. So one of the things 00:10:34.710 --> 00:10:37.389 about this movie is there's dream sequences and 00:10:37.389 --> 00:10:40.769 we don't know completely when it's a dream sequence 00:10:40.769 --> 00:10:43.870 versus real. Some of them are very realistic. 00:10:44.070 --> 00:10:47.610 Some of them are completely crazy. This one here, 00:10:47.789 --> 00:10:52.409 I think, is a dream. But I don't know. It feels 00:10:52.409 --> 00:10:55.649 realistic in nature, like it could be certainly. 00:10:56.230 --> 00:11:00.769 But at the same time, the character that meets 00:11:00.769 --> 00:11:03.549 Warren in this part is called a dream agent and 00:11:03.549 --> 00:11:07.149 is played by Anne Hathaway. Fun fact about Anne 00:11:07.149 --> 00:11:09.289 Hathaway in this film, according to the trivia 00:11:09.289 --> 00:11:12.690 on the IMDb page, Dan Fogler said she lost a 00:11:12.690 --> 00:11:15.629 bet and had to be in this movie. So she plays 00:11:15.629 --> 00:11:18.960 the dream agent. who knocks on the door and basically 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:21.759 says, like, you fucked up, Warren, headbutts 00:11:21.759 --> 00:11:24.159 him, and, like, beats the shit out of him. Then 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:28.139 she realizes she's got the wrong guy, and they're 00:11:28.139 --> 00:11:31.639 just, like, chilling after that. And she is a 00:11:31.639 --> 00:11:35.200 black ops agent who knows all this stuff about 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:36.879 the government and, like, the fact that they're 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:38.980 lying to us and what they're keeping from us 00:11:38.980 --> 00:11:41.139 and everything like that. And it goes to this 00:11:41.139 --> 00:11:45.450 kind of montage where... Half of it is like a 00:11:45.450 --> 00:11:48.610 Charlie Brown parents and the other half is like 00:11:48.610 --> 00:11:50.830 certain words. So it'd be like, wah, wah, wah, 00:11:50.970 --> 00:11:53.470 wah, wah, wah. Chemtrails in the air. Wah, wah, 00:11:53.470 --> 00:11:56.669 wah, wah, wah, wah. 2012 doomsday. Wah, wah, 00:11:56.690 --> 00:11:58.850 wah, wah, wah. That kind of stuff where you hear 00:11:58.850 --> 00:12:02.509 certain words that get us to believe he's learning 00:12:02.509 --> 00:12:04.789 about all these things through this dream agent 00:12:04.789 --> 00:12:08.649 that knows because she's a black ops agent. The 00:12:08.649 --> 00:12:11.889 thing is, Warren is kind of not getting it exactly. 00:12:13.519 --> 00:12:16.279 Anne Hathaway puts their heads together and he 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:18.899 kind of through osmosis learns all this stuff. 00:12:19.240 --> 00:12:23.000 So now he knows all this stuff to be true. And 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:25.620 he thinks he can do something about especially 00:12:25.620 --> 00:12:28.539 Doomsday. But all of these things he's now learned 00:12:28.539 --> 00:12:32.460 about. And one of the things he feels like he 00:12:32.460 --> 00:12:36.440 can do to help out is he had a text message from 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:39.460 Pinchbeck. And so he kind of schedules a time 00:12:39.460 --> 00:12:42.379 to meet with him. He also has a text from Karen 00:12:42.379 --> 00:12:45.860 about going dress shopping, which I don't know 00:12:45.860 --> 00:12:47.779 very many people that do that with their fiance. 00:12:47.980 --> 00:12:50.000 But I mean, good for you if that's what you want 00:12:50.000 --> 00:12:54.100 to do. I know that my fiance at that time didn't 00:12:54.100 --> 00:12:56.460 want to have me there. She wanted to do it with 00:12:56.460 --> 00:12:59.100 like girls hanging out, getting some drinks, 00:12:59.139 --> 00:13:01.019 wine, that kind of stuff, trying on different 00:13:01.019 --> 00:13:03.799 dresses and surprising me at the wedding itself. 00:13:03.940 --> 00:13:08.090 But maybe we're traditionalists that way. When 00:13:08.090 --> 00:13:10.090 Warren gets to the dress shop, all of a sudden 00:13:10.090 --> 00:13:12.450 he starts hearing noises like bird sounds, lion 00:13:12.450 --> 00:13:14.929 roars, that kind of thing. He's not really focused 00:13:14.929 --> 00:13:16.870 on the guy that's talking to him, asking him 00:13:16.870 --> 00:13:19.950 if he's like ready for the wedding. And he goes 00:13:19.950 --> 00:13:24.429 walking down like the aisle of dresses and calls 00:13:24.429 --> 00:13:27.289 Balance. Balance is his friend that didn't show 00:13:27.289 --> 00:13:30.330 up to the party. When Balance answers, Balance 00:13:30.330 --> 00:13:32.710 is like half naked and he's shaving his legs 00:13:32.710 --> 00:13:37.090 in the shower. Warren has this idea. He wants 00:13:37.090 --> 00:13:39.950 to borrow Balance's video camera and he wants 00:13:39.950 --> 00:13:43.389 to make a documentary about 2012 and Doomsday. 00:13:44.370 --> 00:13:46.710 So he wants to tape this interview with Pinchback. 00:13:46.870 --> 00:13:48.730 That's originally how he wants to start it. Then 00:13:48.730 --> 00:13:51.190 he wants to get more opinions and kind of he 00:13:51.190 --> 00:13:53.710 wants all this information so that he knows what 00:13:53.710 --> 00:13:57.370 to do about Doomsday itself. So he interviews 00:13:57.370 --> 00:14:00.440 Pinchback. It's a great interview. We don't get 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:02.519 much of it, but we get a little bit here or there. 00:14:02.700 --> 00:14:05.419 And now he knows that he's connected somehow 00:14:05.419 --> 00:14:07.539 to this and he's going to save the world. Like 00:14:07.539 --> 00:14:12.019 he's that guy. He knows now he's been brought 00:14:12.019 --> 00:14:14.200 into this world because he's going to make a 00:14:14.200 --> 00:14:17.639 difference and stop Doomsday. One of the people 00:14:17.639 --> 00:14:20.799 he also meets is Bates. Bates is played by Jay 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:24.139 Beruchel. Jay Beruchel was in the Goon movies. 00:14:24.480 --> 00:14:28.110 He's in She's Out of My League. The big thing 00:14:28.110 --> 00:14:29.929 that a lot of people would know him from is he 00:14:29.929 --> 00:14:32.450 voices Hiccup in the How to Train Your Dragon 00:14:32.450 --> 00:14:36.710 movies. Jay Burchell is the drug dealer of Balance. 00:14:37.149 --> 00:14:40.149 And he also knows a lot about this 2012 stuff. 00:14:40.490 --> 00:14:42.809 And so they interview him next. He's a perfect 00:14:42.809 --> 00:14:44.830 candidate. Let's interview him. Let's get as 00:14:44.830 --> 00:14:47.450 many interviews as we can get. And he kind of 00:14:47.450 --> 00:14:50.549 turns them on the way of like the rich versus 00:14:50.549 --> 00:14:53.470 the poor. Like the poor has all this stuff happen 00:14:53.470 --> 00:14:56.070 to them. because the rich decide it and hide 00:14:56.070 --> 00:14:59.769 this information from them. Warren has to go 00:14:59.769 --> 00:15:02.929 to, I call it premarital counseling. I don't 00:15:02.929 --> 00:15:04.769 know what to really call it, but he has to go 00:15:04.769 --> 00:15:07.929 to premarital counseling with Karen. So he sends 00:15:07.929 --> 00:15:10.649 Balance in his place to go to the Occupy Wall 00:15:10.649 --> 00:15:13.549 Street movement. So Balance is just there, like 00:15:13.549 --> 00:15:15.870 taking video of everything, talking to the people 00:15:15.870 --> 00:15:17.870 there. It's going to go in this documentary. 00:15:19.190 --> 00:15:23.750 Warren, this premarital counseling. So we went 00:15:23.750 --> 00:15:25.330 through this when we were getting married. I 00:15:25.330 --> 00:15:27.429 truthfully think it's something that everybody 00:15:27.429 --> 00:15:31.169 should kind of do. At the very least, it's a 00:15:31.169 --> 00:15:33.429 time where the officiant gets to know you guys 00:15:33.429 --> 00:15:36.750 a little better, like to make the actual ceremony 00:15:36.750 --> 00:15:39.049 about you and have this background and everything 00:15:39.049 --> 00:15:42.970 like that. At the very least, or that's at the 00:15:42.970 --> 00:15:45.870 very least, at the most, one of the things that 00:15:45.870 --> 00:15:48.570 I thought was very cool about it is Claire and 00:15:48.570 --> 00:15:50.929 I are very open. like about conversations everything 00:15:50.929 --> 00:15:53.070 like that we've always been very open with each 00:15:53.070 --> 00:15:56.070 other we've always there's no topic off limits 00:15:56.070 --> 00:15:59.610 but this got us thinking about certain things 00:15:59.610 --> 00:16:02.929 that we didn't plan for and like how we would 00:16:02.929 --> 00:16:05.789 kind of like handle it together and we like i 00:16:05.789 --> 00:16:07.549 said we're very open everything like that but 00:16:07.549 --> 00:16:09.509 hearing each other out and coming up with these 00:16:09.509 --> 00:16:13.000 solutions together is very eye -opening um Because 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:15.179 we didn't live in Cincinnati and our officiant 00:16:15.179 --> 00:16:17.580 was in Cincinnati, we only did one of these sessions. 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:20.539 She really wanted us to do three, just didn't 00:16:20.539 --> 00:16:22.779 work out. I would have gladly done all three 00:16:22.779 --> 00:16:24.620 because like I said, I think this is a great 00:16:24.620 --> 00:16:28.179 thing. That's kind of what the idea is. So the 00:16:28.179 --> 00:16:31.519 co -officiants are talking with Warren and Karen 00:16:31.519 --> 00:16:34.759 and kind of getting their sides of how they would 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:38.059 handle certain things. It's become very obvious 00:16:38.059 --> 00:16:41.090 that Warren is kind of like checked out. And 00:16:41.090 --> 00:16:43.009 so they ask him what he's thinking and what's 00:16:43.009 --> 00:16:45.549 got him all distracted. And he brings up all 00:16:45.549 --> 00:16:47.590 these conspiracy theories and like all these 00:16:47.590 --> 00:16:49.769 reasons why he thinks he's going to save the 00:16:49.769 --> 00:16:52.389 world and he's going to make a difference. And 00:16:52.389 --> 00:16:54.490 Karen's kind of like trying to like downplay 00:16:54.490 --> 00:16:56.690 that and get them focused on their wedding again. 00:16:57.590 --> 00:17:01.169 But Warren doesn't want to hear this. He feels 00:17:01.169 --> 00:17:05.480 like he's not being listened to. when truthfully 00:17:05.480 --> 00:17:07.460 he probably isn't doing the listening if you 00:17:07.460 --> 00:17:10.279 ask me uh but he feels like he's not being listened 00:17:10.279 --> 00:17:15.539 to and karen is just trying to get them to have 00:17:15.539 --> 00:17:17.839 this like great wedding it's not like she's not 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:20.819 listening to him she actually encouraged him 00:17:20.819 --> 00:17:22.880 originally with the with the creative process 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:26.200 to do this documentary to like put his talents 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:31.250 into something so With him not feeling listened 00:17:31.250 --> 00:17:33.490 to and with all of these things that he's putting 00:17:33.490 --> 00:17:36.549 on himself, he's starting to not feel well. And 00:17:36.549 --> 00:17:38.829 he uses a ton of money to go to a bunch of different 00:17:38.829 --> 00:17:42.710 doctors and basically find out what's wrong with 00:17:42.710 --> 00:17:46.069 him. There's also at this point a supercut of 00:17:46.069 --> 00:17:50.289 him talking to experts about the occult cults. 00:17:50.619 --> 00:17:53.779 2012 all the conspiracy theories that kind of 00:17:53.779 --> 00:17:56.599 thing and one of the things that stands out is 00:17:56.599 --> 00:18:00.480 this idea of homo sanctus homo sanctus is a man 00:18:00.480 --> 00:18:03.660 involving into a spirit man or a holy man that's 00:18:03.660 --> 00:18:06.779 going to lead us basically and so this leads 00:18:06.779 --> 00:18:11.279 to a scene where warren is in the bathroom and 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:14.599 he's talking to the mirror going basically he's 00:18:14.599 --> 00:18:17.750 saying to himself like Are you homo sanctus? 00:18:17.750 --> 00:18:20.990 Like, are you the spirit warrior? And Karen is 00:18:20.990 --> 00:18:23.890 outside the bathroom kind of listening in. And 00:18:23.890 --> 00:18:28.309 then he takes her lipstick and, like, puts these 00:18:28.309 --> 00:18:31.089 markings on his face. And it's just kind of like, 00:18:31.210 --> 00:18:34.970 I am homo sanctus. I am a spirit warrior, you 00:18:34.970 --> 00:18:39.890 know. And Karen's kind of, okay, what's going 00:18:39.890 --> 00:18:43.009 on? You know, like, what's happening? And Warren 00:18:43.009 --> 00:18:46.410 admits that he. has been having health issues 00:18:46.410 --> 00:18:49.809 and is kind of getting bad advice from certain 00:18:49.809 --> 00:18:52.769 things, but he's found this different path kind 00:18:52.769 --> 00:18:56.289 of thing. He also admits that he spent all of 00:18:56.289 --> 00:18:59.109 their honeymoon money to go to all these doctors. 00:19:00.210 --> 00:19:02.970 And she handles it a lot better than I probably 00:19:02.970 --> 00:19:06.849 would have. She's just kind of like, okay, you 00:19:06.849 --> 00:19:09.069 need to talk to somebody again. You need to get 00:19:09.069 --> 00:19:13.779 psychiatric help. And so she convinces him to 00:19:13.779 --> 00:19:17.539 go to the therapist, Dr. Fieldman. Dr. Fieldman 00:19:17.539 --> 00:19:20.220 is played by Wallace Shawn. Wallace Shawn has 00:19:20.220 --> 00:19:22.740 been in a ton of shit. You definitely recognize 00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:25.559 him from one role and one role only. You probably 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:27.019 have seen him in other things, but definitely 00:19:27.019 --> 00:19:30.240 one role and one role only. In The Princess Bride, 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:34.160 he is the inconceivable guy. So this is the guy 00:19:34.160 --> 00:19:38.730 that Warren goes to talk to again. He explains 00:19:38.730 --> 00:19:40.609 to the doctor that the vivid dreams are back 00:19:40.609 --> 00:19:43.250 and that he is dealing with this idea of greater 00:19:43.250 --> 00:19:45.569 purpose. Like he has this purpose now in his 00:19:45.569 --> 00:19:48.549 life, which Dr. Fieldman is kind of like, okay, 00:19:48.630 --> 00:19:50.490 you have these delusions of grandeur again. We 00:19:50.490 --> 00:19:52.789 were dealing with this last time, but Warren 00:19:52.789 --> 00:19:57.589 knows that he is bigger than this. Like he has 00:19:57.589 --> 00:19:59.990 this purpose that is bigger than this idea of 00:19:59.990 --> 00:20:02.470 grandeur and everything. So he doesn't need this. 00:20:02.549 --> 00:20:07.940 He walks out. And. He also has it in his mind 00:20:07.940 --> 00:20:10.700 now that he is going to be lied to. He's going 00:20:10.700 --> 00:20:13.220 to be hurt by all these people that want to stand 00:20:13.220 --> 00:20:16.240 in the way of him becoming homo sanctus. So he 00:20:16.240 --> 00:20:19.299 decides to take some self -defense lessons. He 00:20:19.299 --> 00:20:23.099 also gets a gun from Dean Winters. Dean Winters 00:20:23.099 --> 00:20:26.920 is the name of the actor. Dean Winters is the 00:20:26.920 --> 00:20:30.299 vulture in Brooklyn Nine -Nine. Nine -Nine? And 00:20:30.299 --> 00:20:33.920 he's also the mayhem guy from Allstate. So you 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:36.470 definitely know him as well. He's there for all 00:20:36.470 --> 00:20:39.349 of five seconds. Like I said, all of these characters, 00:20:39.589 --> 00:20:44.390 Anne Hathaway, Jay Baruchel, Wallace Shawn, Dean 00:20:44.390 --> 00:20:47.009 Winters, they're all in this scenes for like 00:20:47.009 --> 00:20:49.690 two minutes and then they're gone again. So you 00:20:49.690 --> 00:20:51.849 get all these big names, but then they just kind 00:20:51.849 --> 00:20:57.130 of are gone. So now he has a gun and he also 00:20:57.130 --> 00:21:00.269 kind of knows self -defense. Kind of. You'll 00:21:00.269 --> 00:21:03.609 see that it doesn't really work. And so after 00:21:03.609 --> 00:21:06.250 accumulating all this information, he's like 00:21:06.250 --> 00:21:08.269 talking with himself. And this is all we get 00:21:08.269 --> 00:21:10.309 from the narrator. Cause again, this is narrators. 00:21:11.369 --> 00:21:14.210 He's just making sure that you get everything 00:21:14.210 --> 00:21:17.289 explained to you. Like it's, it's fed to you 00:21:17.289 --> 00:21:20.369 on a spoon yet. It's still the most confusing 00:21:20.369 --> 00:21:25.329 movie by far. Um, basically he realizes after 00:21:25.329 --> 00:21:27.809 all this information, he needs Karen with him. 00:21:28.079 --> 00:21:31.500 And he wants to like reconnect with her and get 00:21:31.500 --> 00:21:33.220 to the point of the wedding and everything like 00:21:33.220 --> 00:21:36.559 that. So he buys her some flowers. He goes home. 00:21:36.700 --> 00:21:38.819 He's going to like take her out on this date. 00:21:38.940 --> 00:21:41.259 He's going to take her for a night on the town. 00:21:41.579 --> 00:21:45.420 And when he gets home, there's a party happening 00:21:45.420 --> 00:21:48.900 in his house and not just a party, but an orgy 00:21:48.900 --> 00:21:52.420 like half naked people everywhere, including 00:21:52.420 --> 00:21:55.759 when he gets to the bedroom. Karen is basically. 00:21:56.269 --> 00:21:58.809 to put it in the best way I can having a train 00:21:58.809 --> 00:22:01.069 run on her pretty much. And like, you don't see 00:22:01.069 --> 00:22:02.549 anything or anything like that. It's just like 00:22:02.549 --> 00:22:04.450 three or four guys that are surrounding her. 00:22:05.490 --> 00:22:11.390 The idea is that she was kind of like living 00:22:11.390 --> 00:22:18.369 life to the fullest because basically he said 00:22:18.369 --> 00:22:20.829 the world was ending anyway. So she was just 00:22:20.829 --> 00:22:24.509 kind of like living life. she's seizing the day 00:22:24.509 --> 00:22:26.750 because that's what warren told her to do she's 00:22:26.750 --> 00:22:28.410 seizing the day because that's what warren told 00:22:28.410 --> 00:22:32.269 her to do and so now he's like heartbroken and 00:22:32.269 --> 00:22:34.410 he is just he doesn't know what to do with himself 00:22:34.410 --> 00:22:37.450 he is beside himself so he pulls out the gun 00:22:37.450 --> 00:22:40.289 and shoots one of the guys right in the chest 00:22:40.289 --> 00:22:46.829 and that guy gone done and then he grabs the 00:22:46.829 --> 00:22:50.660 gun and puts it in his mouth And it's just like, 00:22:50.700 --> 00:22:52.140 I'm not going to live on this planet anymore 00:22:52.140 --> 00:22:53.980 if you're cheating on me, that kind of thing. 00:22:54.079 --> 00:22:57.660 And pulls the trigger. There we go. End of movie. 00:22:59.019 --> 00:23:02.599 Warren's killed himself, right? So I guess our 00:23:02.599 --> 00:23:06.299 homo sanctus never happens. That's it. That's 00:23:06.299 --> 00:23:09.299 the end of the movie. But it's not, of course. 00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:12.779 Turns out it was all a dream, which we didn't 00:23:12.779 --> 00:23:15.200 know in the moment. Because, again, they don't 00:23:15.200 --> 00:23:18.230 clarify when it's dreams or... real or whatever 00:23:18.230 --> 00:23:21.150 and like this one yes of course it feels a little 00:23:21.150 --> 00:23:23.009 off it feels a little weird especially because 00:23:23.009 --> 00:23:25.509 it goes against everything karen was doing this 00:23:25.509 --> 00:23:28.390 entire process in the movie so far so it does 00:23:28.390 --> 00:23:33.049 feel off and she comes out of the shower wearing 00:23:33.049 --> 00:23:35.490 a robe her hair still wet like warren is still 00:23:35.490 --> 00:23:38.049 seeing all these people in this party but now 00:23:38.049 --> 00:23:40.869 she's in a robe with her hair wet like no makeup 00:23:40.869 --> 00:23:44.289 on kind of like worry what's going on what's 00:23:44.289 --> 00:23:48.720 happening and he like Pulls the gun out of his 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:54.059 mouth and it's just his fingers. And now he knows 00:23:54.059 --> 00:23:58.559 he's kind of like starting to go crazy. So he 00:23:58.559 --> 00:24:01.339 starts laughing and I mean sinister laughing, 00:24:01.420 --> 00:24:04.980 like just crazy laughing. And it's like laughing 00:24:04.980 --> 00:24:11.019 guttural noises and his glasses crack. And so 00:24:11.019 --> 00:24:14.980 he like takes his glasses off, hands them to 00:24:14.980 --> 00:24:18.740 Karen. And then he passes out. I think it's very 00:24:18.740 --> 00:24:21.859 important to mention at this point. This is where 00:24:21.859 --> 00:24:25.019 I stopped for the first time. So I split this 00:24:25.019 --> 00:24:27.460 in two days. And this was really right about 00:24:27.460 --> 00:24:32.980 halfway anyway. But it's just going to make it 00:24:32.980 --> 00:24:36.539 crazier when I start it back up. Because after 00:24:36.539 --> 00:24:40.759 he passed out, he now wakes up and he's underwater 00:24:40.759 --> 00:24:43.160 again. Like he's floating and he's underwater. 00:24:43.950 --> 00:24:47.210 and he gets out of the water and he's over by 00:24:47.210 --> 00:24:49.829 the bridge and all of a sudden this musical number 00:24:49.829 --> 00:24:52.829 starts up and he's like dancing and singing with 00:24:52.829 --> 00:24:54.910 random people off the streets like it's just 00:24:54.910 --> 00:24:57.750 okay cool we're just dancing and singing now 00:24:57.750 --> 00:25:02.210 and then it transitions into the desert and he's 00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:04.049 all alone in the desert and like this is a very 00:25:04.049 --> 00:25:06.210 fake desert like it's obvious green screen that 00:25:06.210 --> 00:25:09.750 kind of stuff and there's two versions of him 00:25:09.750 --> 00:25:12.509 one wearing like an Indian headdress and then 00:25:12.509 --> 00:25:16.049 another one And they talk to him and they're 00:25:16.049 --> 00:25:17.829 just like, when I flop around, it's like I'm 00:25:17.829 --> 00:25:19.930 on peyote. And I'm just like, there's your roll 00:25:19.930 --> 00:25:22.710 credits right there. But he's being chased by 00:25:22.710 --> 00:25:25.450 these two versions of himself in this drug -induced 00:25:25.450 --> 00:25:28.849 trip. And I said this is kind of like a vision 00:25:28.849 --> 00:25:32.309 quest so that he can figure it out and find out 00:25:32.309 --> 00:25:35.569 that he's the one. It's not a vision quest, at 00:25:35.569 --> 00:25:38.190 least not at this point, because he ends up in 00:25:38.190 --> 00:25:41.119 a homeless encampment. And not just any homeless 00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:42.819 encampment. There's a bunch of homeless people, 00:25:42.920 --> 00:25:46.480 but there is our doomsday hobo. And our doomsday 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:50.380 hobo starts going like, oh, it's Warren the one. 00:25:50.599 --> 00:25:54.480 He has the mark. All hail homo sanctus. And like 00:25:54.480 --> 00:25:57.200 all of them start going like, all hail homo sanctus. 00:25:57.200 --> 00:26:01.400 All hail homo sanctus. And they get to him and 00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:03.980 they reach their fingers like down his throat 00:26:03.980 --> 00:26:07.599 and they pull out a coin. And we don't know what 00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:11.059 this coin is. It's just a coin. And they make 00:26:11.059 --> 00:26:13.079 him put it into this fortune teller machine, 00:26:13.180 --> 00:26:15.460 like one of those ones that is featured in the 00:26:15.460 --> 00:26:18.380 movie Big. So like he puts it in the machine 00:26:18.380 --> 00:26:20.859 and this guy spins around and it's a real guy. 00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:23.980 It's not like the fortune teller. And he tells 00:26:23.980 --> 00:26:30.400 him that he needs to go visit this guy. And I 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:32.599 can't remember what the guy's name is, but they 00:26:32.599 --> 00:26:35.859 need him to go visit this guy. So they all push 00:26:35.859 --> 00:26:39.039 him through like this like tent door. And there's 00:26:39.039 --> 00:26:41.900 a guy with this deep voice and some scantily 00:26:41.900 --> 00:26:45.880 clad women. And like these women are like touching 00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:48.400 Warren, feeling him up while deep voice guys 00:26:48.400 --> 00:26:50.940 talking to him. And he's talking about old time 00:26:50.940 --> 00:26:57.920 religion like Aries, Kali, Shiva. He mentions 00:26:57.920 --> 00:27:01.319 how if Warren wants to be homo sanctus, he has 00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:04.559 to go to Punta Maldonado to meet the maestro 00:27:04.559 --> 00:27:08.880 and take ayahuasca to be complete. So that's 00:27:08.880 --> 00:27:11.500 the plan. He needs to go to Punta Maldonado to 00:27:11.500 --> 00:27:14.259 meet the maestro, take ayahuasca, and he will 00:27:14.259 --> 00:27:17.500 be homo sanctus. That is the idea behind this 00:27:17.500 --> 00:27:20.660 deep voice guy talking to him. And finally, the 00:27:20.660 --> 00:27:24.880 drug trip ends and it kind of zooms out. Warren. 00:27:25.450 --> 00:27:27.829 Is like staring blankly. He's got a band -aid 00:27:27.829 --> 00:27:30.430 under his eye. He's holding two fingers up in 00:27:30.430 --> 00:27:33.650 the air. That have like braces on them. We don't 00:27:33.650 --> 00:27:35.609 know what happened to him. Like how he got hurt. 00:27:36.029 --> 00:27:40.869 But he's in a psych ward. And he's being seen 00:27:40.869 --> 00:27:44.970 by a doctor. Who's like talking to him. And basically 00:27:44.970 --> 00:27:47.630 the doctor's like. I want to see you more. And 00:27:47.630 --> 00:27:49.650 then the doctor gets sat down in a wheelchair. 00:27:49.829 --> 00:27:52.410 Because he's a patient. And he gets rolled away. 00:27:53.099 --> 00:27:55.000 And on the other side of the door of the psych 00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:58.319 ward is Karen, who's observing him and like saying, 00:27:58.460 --> 00:28:01.059 it's just gotten so much worse, doctor. Like, 00:28:01.099 --> 00:28:02.759 I don't know what's happened to him. I don't 00:28:02.759 --> 00:28:05.980 know what's happened to my worry. That kind of 00:28:05.980 --> 00:28:10.400 thing. And then Warren and Karen are talking 00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:13.839 in another room at a table. They're talking together. 00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:19.500 And basically, Karen announces the wedding's 00:28:19.500 --> 00:28:23.559 off and gives him back the ring. And at first, 00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:27.759 he's like super pissed, like super pissed. He 00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:30.220 can't believe this because now he knows. He knows 00:28:30.220 --> 00:28:31.859 what he needs to do. He needs to go to Punta 00:28:31.859 --> 00:28:35.059 Maldonado, talk to the maestro, do ayahuasca, 00:28:35.220 --> 00:28:42.799 and become a homo sanctus. And then he just starts 00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:48.779 talking about peace and that he's going to save 00:28:48.779 --> 00:28:54.460 everyone from 12 -21 -2012. And like as she's 00:28:54.460 --> 00:28:56.980 like getting up to leave, he smiles at her and 00:28:56.980 --> 00:29:00.880 is just like, don't say I didn't warn you. God 00:29:00.880 --> 00:29:03.319 damn it. That was so bad. Like that's just such 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.700 a bad joke. And that's the kind of humor they 00:29:06.700 --> 00:29:10.400 were including in this comedy. Yeah, it's bad. 00:29:12.140 --> 00:29:14.799 So he's kind of like distraught about everything, 00:29:14.880 --> 00:29:19.079 but he knows he knows that like once he becomes 00:29:19.079 --> 00:29:22.799 homo sanctus, he can go back and save her. so 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:25.920 now he's like in his room he's on some kind of 00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:28.220 drug to help him sleep and relax and that kind 00:29:28.220 --> 00:29:32.160 of stuff but he also tries to escape tonight's 00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.279 the night he's going to escape so he's like slow 00:29:34.279 --> 00:29:37.220 walking down the hallway he's falling and he 00:29:37.220 --> 00:29:43.180 sees that somebody is in a room uh by themselves 00:29:43.180 --> 00:29:45.619 and he's like looking for help to get out and 00:29:45.619 --> 00:29:48.599 he thinks this person is going to help him this 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:53.940 person is smoking in a gas mask in the medical 00:29:53.940 --> 00:29:58.039 ward and it happens to be speed his buddy that 00:29:58.039 --> 00:30:02.039 he used to sell to speed is played by speed levitch 00:30:02.039 --> 00:30:06.079 um i don't know him from a lot of things but 00:30:06.079 --> 00:30:08.700 i do know him from one thing i used to watch 00:30:08.700 --> 00:30:11.299 this show religiously it was called stroker and 00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:13.640 hoop and he is the voice of hoop on that show 00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:17.140 it's an animated show it was a cop thing detective 00:30:17.140 --> 00:30:19.960 thing It was hysterical. It was ridiculous. It 00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:22.940 was on Adult Swim. I was young. I still enjoy 00:30:22.940 --> 00:30:27.200 it, but yeah, it's a lot. So he is the voice 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:29.059 of Hoop on that. That's how I would know him. 00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:34.099 And basically, Speed hooks him up with some weed 00:30:34.099 --> 00:30:39.640 and they get blazed. He also admits that it is 00:30:39.640 --> 00:30:45.619 past the 2012 doomsday. So we've been this entire 00:30:45.619 --> 00:30:48.049 movie. Been following this guy who thinks he's 00:30:48.049 --> 00:30:50.609 going to save everybody from this doomsday. And 00:30:50.609 --> 00:30:55.750 it's already past this date. So I don't know 00:30:55.750 --> 00:30:58.869 what is going to happen now. Because this documentary 00:30:58.869 --> 00:31:01.690 never happened. It's past the date he was going 00:31:01.690 --> 00:31:05.269 to save everybody. But Speed helps him, gives 00:31:05.269 --> 00:31:09.150 him a key so that he can escape. And as he is 00:31:09.150 --> 00:31:12.470 escaping through this fire escape, Balance is 00:31:12.470 --> 00:31:16.039 there to help him escape as well. And it just 00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:19.099 so happens he's there. So as they're going to 00:31:19.099 --> 00:31:21.500 balance his car, there's like sirens. There's 00:31:21.500 --> 00:31:23.180 people showing up like guards and everything. 00:31:23.859 --> 00:31:26.420 And balance is going to take care of them because 00:31:26.420 --> 00:31:31.680 Warren now sees the camera and is like, oh, yeah, 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:34.839 you think this is funny? Yeah, this isn't funny. 00:31:34.900 --> 00:31:37.000 This is real life. This is really what I'm going 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:38.920 through. And he's like talking directly to the 00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:41.619 audience. And it is the strangest thing because 00:31:41.619 --> 00:31:43.579 it just all of a sudden out of nowhere has this 00:31:43.579 --> 00:31:46.359 fourth wall break. And it's not just any fourth 00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:49.980 wall break because then we see Glavin Culpepper. 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:53.299 Glavin Culpepper is played by Topher Grace. Hello, 00:31:53.339 --> 00:31:56.460 Topher. We've been waiting for you. He is Dan 00:31:56.460 --> 00:32:00.099 Fogler's agent. And basically he's just talking 00:32:00.099 --> 00:32:04.380 about the fact that he doesn't understand what's 00:32:04.380 --> 00:32:06.220 happening in this movie. He's like watching the 00:32:06.220 --> 00:32:09.660 movie and he's like. dan wanted to do this indie 00:32:09.660 --> 00:32:12.759 shit and he wrote it himself in his directing 00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:16.019 so there's no one to blame but himself so and 00:32:16.019 --> 00:32:19.940 that's topher grace's part pretty much and he 00:32:19.940 --> 00:32:21.880 like goes on this rant about it's hard to be 00:32:21.880 --> 00:32:24.779 his agent but you know he has no one to blame 00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:29.559 but himself so yeah then we go back to the actual 00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.339 action of the movie warren is told by balance 00:32:32.339 --> 00:32:34.740 that he's been in the psych ward for three months 00:32:34.740 --> 00:32:38.970 and he is not okay because It's been three months. 00:32:39.029 --> 00:32:42.130 He had no clue. He thinks it's been days at most. 00:32:43.349 --> 00:32:47.269 So they hop in a cab and balance happens to bring 00:32:47.269 --> 00:32:49.930 his camera and his editing stuff. And he shows 00:32:49.930 --> 00:32:52.869 the documentary that he has edited. And he's 00:32:52.869 --> 00:32:55.109 like, this is great. Like, this is really good, 00:32:55.190 --> 00:32:58.930 but we need something big to close it out. Something 00:32:58.930 --> 00:33:01.390 big to close out this documentary. And Warren 00:33:01.390 --> 00:33:04.430 goes, perfect. I've got it. We need to go to 00:33:04.430 --> 00:33:07.450 Punta Maldonado. Because I need to meet this 00:33:07.450 --> 00:33:12.369 guy named the maestro. And all of a sudden, Warren 00:33:12.369 --> 00:33:15.869 is in a hospital gown in a different cab. There's 00:33:15.869 --> 00:33:19.829 no balance. And the cab driver has woken him 00:33:19.829 --> 00:33:23.490 up to tell him he's at Point Maldonado. Warren's 00:33:23.490 --> 00:33:25.690 in this hospital gown. He has no money. He has 00:33:25.690 --> 00:33:28.009 no anything. He's wondering where his friend 00:33:28.009 --> 00:33:31.890 is. He's confused again. And so he gets into 00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:34.750 a fight with the cabbie. And the cabbie knocks 00:33:34.750 --> 00:33:37.190 him the fuck out. Just like punches him, knocks 00:33:37.190 --> 00:33:40.509 him the fuck out. So he wakes up and he finds 00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:44.589 this close restaurant and he's going to ask where 00:33:44.589 --> 00:33:47.029 to find the maestro or where to find a phone 00:33:47.029 --> 00:33:49.910 or whatever. But everybody there is speaking 00:33:49.910 --> 00:33:53.130 Italian and he doesn't understand any of it. 00:33:54.049 --> 00:33:56.509 And then there's this news report in English, 00:33:56.630 --> 00:33:58.869 mind you. It's not even in Italian. It's in English 00:33:58.869 --> 00:34:02.089 at this restaurant. about the fact that they're 00:34:02.089 --> 00:34:03.990 looking for warren because he escaped from the 00:34:03.990 --> 00:34:07.730 hospital and like the chef comes out of the kitchen 00:34:07.730 --> 00:34:10.269 and he has like a knife in his hand and he's 00:34:10.269 --> 00:34:12.289 just like yelling at him to get out of there 00:34:12.289 --> 00:34:16.869 and it scares warren off however it's played 00:34:16.869 --> 00:34:18.710 for laughs because it's one of those jokes where 00:34:18.710 --> 00:34:20.550 this guy understood he's looking for a phone 00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:23.329 he just so happened to be washing this knife 00:34:23.329 --> 00:34:26.889 and he has it in his hands and he's telling warren 00:34:26.889 --> 00:34:30.519 that it's outside around the corner So outside 00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:32.380 around the corner, outside around the corner, 00:34:32.420 --> 00:34:34.460 like he's yelling at him and it freaks Warren 00:34:34.460 --> 00:34:37.980 out. Well, Warren goes, he steals some clothes 00:34:37.980 --> 00:34:40.880 from a person. He tries to call Karen, but nothing 00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:45.260 happens. He breaks down crying. He's alone. He's 00:34:45.260 --> 00:34:47.679 at his lowest point. You know, he thought he 00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:49.559 was just going to meet the maestro. He was going 00:34:49.559 --> 00:34:52.179 to take the ayahuasca and he was going to be 00:34:52.179 --> 00:34:55.460 homo sanctus. So he starts walking down these 00:34:55.460 --> 00:34:58.739 train tracks and he finds a ticket office. And 00:34:58.739 --> 00:35:00.619 he's really excited because now he knows he can 00:35:00.619 --> 00:35:03.039 get a ticket. He can end up back in New York 00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:06.300 and he can just go back with his life. I think 00:35:06.300 --> 00:35:08.820 this is the point. They don't ever address this, 00:35:08.860 --> 00:35:10.300 but I think this is the point where he's kind 00:35:10.300 --> 00:35:12.239 of like, okay, I'm not being the maestro. I'm 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:14.639 not having this happen. I'm going to get back 00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:18.739 to Karen and I'm going to live my life. And so 00:35:18.739 --> 00:35:21.219 he asks when the next train goes to New York 00:35:21.219 --> 00:35:24.320 and the conductor is just like, you do realize 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:26.840 this is a museum train. Like this goes nowhere. 00:35:27.579 --> 00:35:31.280 What you could do is you can go over the mountains 00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:37.400 and go to Phoenicia to get a bus over the mountain. 00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:41.500 And so Warren sets off to go over the mountain. 00:35:42.340 --> 00:35:45.239 Along his route, he sees this camp. He thinks 00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:46.920 there's somebody there that can help him because 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:50.340 he's hungry. He's starting to lose it. Nobody's 00:35:50.340 --> 00:35:52.780 there. There's no food there. There's nothing. 00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:56.119 It's just this campsite that was left. And so 00:35:56.119 --> 00:35:59.380 he sits against a tree and somebody starts yelling 00:35:59.380 --> 00:36:01.619 at him that he shouldn't be on the ground. He 00:36:01.619 --> 00:36:03.840 shouldn't be there. He should get up the tree 00:36:03.840 --> 00:36:07.619 because bears could come or whatever. And the 00:36:07.619 --> 00:36:10.539 two people hop down from the tree because he's 00:36:10.539 --> 00:36:13.960 not moving. And these two people are Adam and 00:36:13.960 --> 00:36:18.400 Eve. They are two hippies, for lack of a better 00:36:18.400 --> 00:36:23.190 term. they're free spirits they kind of they 00:36:23.190 --> 00:36:28.110 go where they want to they're not held back by 00:36:28.110 --> 00:36:31.869 anything so they're just kind of uh they do what 00:36:31.869 --> 00:36:33.590 they want they find what they want when they 00:36:33.590 --> 00:36:37.110 need it everything like that uh eve is played 00:36:37.110 --> 00:36:40.289 by elizabeth harn harnois uh it's either harnois 00:36:40.289 --> 00:36:42.969 or harnois if you it's french i don't know i 00:36:42.969 --> 00:36:47.300 think it's harnois um elizabeth harnois She's 00:36:47.300 --> 00:36:49.960 been in a couple things here and there. A lot, 00:36:50.019 --> 00:36:52.800 a lot, a lot, a lot of Christmas movies lately. 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:58.840 But she was in CSI for 85 episodes as Lab Tech 00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.400 Morgan Brody. That's probably the one thing you'd 00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:05.420 recognize her from. And then Adam is played by 00:37:05.420 --> 00:37:10.059 Josh Duhamel. Why Josh Duhamel? I have no clue, 00:37:10.199 --> 00:37:15.050 but he's there. And so there... Saying to Warren 00:37:15.050 --> 00:37:16.510 they can help him. They're going to get him some 00:37:16.510 --> 00:37:18.329 food and then they'll get him across the mountain 00:37:18.329 --> 00:37:20.929 to Phoenicia. Basically, they're trying to figure 00:37:20.929 --> 00:37:23.510 out what to get for food. And Adam says to Eve, 00:37:23.610 --> 00:37:26.309 I'm feeling Italian. So they go and they find 00:37:26.309 --> 00:37:28.929 a dumpster and they start rummaging through it 00:37:28.929 --> 00:37:31.789 and they find some good stuff. And Warren's like, 00:37:31.929 --> 00:37:33.489 no, I'm not eating that. I'm not eating from 00:37:33.489 --> 00:37:35.730 the dumpster. And he says to them, I guess beggars 00:37:35.730 --> 00:37:39.750 can be choosers. Yeah, that's that's the jokes, 00:37:39.809 --> 00:37:42.980 though. That's what we got here. So they're walking 00:37:42.980 --> 00:37:47.599 back after eating and they end up in this little 00:37:47.599 --> 00:37:51.219 like tiny train car. It's kind of their setup. 00:37:51.300 --> 00:37:53.159 It's kind of where they hang out when it's like 00:37:53.159 --> 00:37:56.340 raining or whatever. So Adam and Eve on one side, 00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:59.739 Warren on the other. And Eve gives Warren a drink. 00:37:59.860 --> 00:38:04.719 It's a tea drink. And as it turns out, the tea 00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:08.219 is the ayahuasca. But they don't know the maestro. 00:38:08.219 --> 00:38:11.420 They have no clue who the maestro is. so once 00:38:11.420 --> 00:38:13.940 again he starts laughing maniacally because you 00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:17.159 know now he's high on ayahuasca and he also was 00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.159 like caught off guard and the fact that they 00:38:19.159 --> 00:38:22.639 didn't give him a warning it was ayahuasca but 00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.900 they they're like ah he's cool it's fine so they 00:38:25.900 --> 00:38:29.739 tell him what their plan is they want to dump 00:38:29.739 --> 00:38:32.900 100 gallons of ayahuasca into the water supply 00:38:33.929 --> 00:38:37.030 And basically everybody will have this high moment 00:38:37.030 --> 00:38:39.389 and they'll realize that the free spirit life 00:38:39.389 --> 00:38:41.489 is the life you should choose and that kind of 00:38:41.489 --> 00:38:45.429 stuff. Warren hears none of this because, again, 00:38:45.630 --> 00:38:51.150 he is high off his ass. So when he wakes up, 00:38:51.170 --> 00:38:54.650 again, this is another dream I'm thinking. I 00:38:54.650 --> 00:38:57.130 would assume so because when you hear what's 00:38:57.130 --> 00:39:00.349 happening, you'll think it is too. He wakes up 00:39:00.349 --> 00:39:03.429 and he starts seeing like every dimension. and 00:39:03.429 --> 00:39:05.769 there's this goddess there and the goddess has 00:39:05.769 --> 00:39:08.570 been waiting for him and says finally you are 00:39:08.570 --> 00:39:11.889 awake don peyote and there's the roll credits 00:39:11.889 --> 00:39:18.989 so she calls him don peyote he has now gone to 00:39:18.989 --> 00:39:22.849 this next level in his mind and then he really 00:39:22.849 --> 00:39:25.170 wakes up and he's on a train track and his friends 00:39:25.170 --> 00:39:29.650 are nowhere to be seen but he has seemingly transformed 00:39:29.650 --> 00:39:33.070 into don peyote So he goes to a buffet to eat 00:39:33.070 --> 00:39:35.329 and it just so happens that also there is deep 00:39:35.329 --> 00:39:38.250 voice guy and deep voice guy. He explains to 00:39:38.250 --> 00:39:41.750 our, our friend Don peyote explains to him that 00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:43.969 he has not met the maestro, but he did take the 00:39:43.969 --> 00:39:47.590 ayahuasca. And so he has completed his transformation, 00:39:47.650 --> 00:39:50.670 right? While this is happening, all of a sudden 00:39:50.670 --> 00:39:54.269 this like creepy bunny suit guy is like running 00:39:54.269 --> 00:39:58.210 around and Warren goes and chases after him. 00:39:59.179 --> 00:40:02.260 And in the bunny suit, when he finally catches 00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:06.619 it, it's Balance. Balance has been running from 00:40:06.619 --> 00:40:09.860 something. He says, I've been being chased by 00:40:09.860 --> 00:40:14.119 the CIA, the FBI, KFC. Everybody's after me, 00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:19.260 man. And so Balance is trying to escape and run 00:40:19.260 --> 00:40:22.880 away. But he gives Warren a metal hat to protect 00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:26.219 his thoughts. And he also gives him 500 copies 00:40:26.219 --> 00:40:30.510 of the documentary. and then he leaps that's 00:40:30.510 --> 00:40:32.210 it balance is gone for the rest of the movie 00:40:32.210 --> 00:40:34.889 by the way this is that's it so now it's up to 00:40:34.889 --> 00:40:40.050 warren so warren is like kind of in this enlightened 00:40:40.050 --> 00:40:42.909 phase you know he thinks he's now don peyote 00:40:42.909 --> 00:40:47.489 he thinks he's homo sanctus and so there's four 00:40:47.489 --> 00:40:49.769 guys in the restaurant and he kind of is like 00:40:49.769 --> 00:40:52.469 talking with them about saving them from doomsday 00:40:52.469 --> 00:40:57.769 and basically one of the guys is like mad at 00:40:57.769 --> 00:41:00.250 him he's like getting into a fight with him and 00:41:00.250 --> 00:41:03.329 warren yells at him just like i am done peyote 00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:06.889 and the guy's just like i don't fucking care 00:41:06.889 --> 00:41:12.610 who you are punches him knocks him out this ends 00:41:12.610 --> 00:41:15.489 the cycle of violence and self -hatred according 00:41:15.489 --> 00:41:19.250 to the narrator so he was at absolute rock bottom 00:41:19.610 --> 00:41:21.750 But now there's no more doubts. He no longer 00:41:21.750 --> 00:41:24.389 has a self -hatred. He no longer fear. He no 00:41:24.389 --> 00:41:30.429 longer wants to commit violence. He is Don Peyote 00:41:30.429 --> 00:41:33.329 now. And so as he's bleeding, he goes to the 00:41:33.329 --> 00:41:35.570 bathroom and he covers himself in the blood with 00:41:35.570 --> 00:41:37.389 like these markings like he did with the lipstick 00:41:37.389 --> 00:41:41.130 earlier. And all that is left is Don Peyote. 00:41:42.050 --> 00:41:44.429 So now he walks around the world. He's got this. 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:48.099 peaceful message he's got a sign saying the end 00:41:48.099 --> 00:41:52.239 is near let me save you kind of thing he performed 00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:54.699 like several miracles while he was doing this 00:41:54.699 --> 00:41:57.639 including one where he like makes a coin appear 00:41:57.639 --> 00:42:00.139 from behind this girl's ear and then another 00:42:00.139 --> 00:42:02.239 one and then another one and it's not stopping 00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:04.239 and now he's freaking out because he didn't mean 00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:07.820 to do this so he disappears for seven years yes 00:42:07.820 --> 00:42:10.320 you heard me correct he just disappears for seven 00:42:10.320 --> 00:42:12.659 years because he kept making coins appear from 00:42:12.659 --> 00:42:15.650 behind this girl's ear But he has a full beard 00:42:15.650 --> 00:42:17.929 and he carries the sign of peace and he passes 00:42:17.929 --> 00:42:21.909 out his DVDs and he ends up at a cafe. And at 00:42:21.909 --> 00:42:25.789 this cafe is Karen with this new man and a new 00:42:25.789 --> 00:42:28.610 son named Grady. And they happen to be talking 00:42:28.610 --> 00:42:31.570 about Grady and how Grady is like this free spirited 00:42:31.570 --> 00:42:35.449 kind of kid. And he's like in tune with the flowers 00:42:35.449 --> 00:42:38.710 and everything like that. And Grady gives Warren 00:42:38.710 --> 00:42:42.789 a flower. And Warren, because he also wants to 00:42:42.789 --> 00:42:46.019 give Grady a gift. gives Karen's ring back to 00:42:46.019 --> 00:42:50.119 him and to give to Karen. They don't recognize 00:42:50.119 --> 00:42:52.159 him. Karen doesn't recognize him at all because 00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:56.199 now he's got a beard, I guess. And the new guy 00:42:56.199 --> 00:43:01.260 in her life kind of also lets it slip that Grady's 00:43:01.260 --> 00:43:04.579 kind of special and they know what his genes 00:43:04.579 --> 00:43:08.260 are. So it's very much insinuated that Grady 00:43:08.260 --> 00:43:13.639 is Warren's kid. So Warren smiles and walks away. 00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:16.800 And then another dance number with random people 00:43:16.800 --> 00:43:19.599 off the street starts up. And we don't know, 00:43:19.639 --> 00:43:23.099 again, is this a dream? Is this real? Is the 00:43:23.099 --> 00:43:26.280 ayahuasca in the water supply? We don't know. 00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:29.679 But that's how the movie ends. And it goes to 00:43:29.679 --> 00:43:32.159 the credits. And not long into the credits, we 00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:35.519 get Topher Grace's agent, Glavin Culpepper, back. 00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:38.599 And basically, he's just talking about the fact 00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:40.860 that... Dan wants to do these indie movies, but 00:43:40.860 --> 00:43:43.760 like I can get him a job on Battleship 2 and 00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:45.639 I can get him all these public ones and everything 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:49.360 like that. And then he admits when he calls Dan, 00:43:49.500 --> 00:43:52.139 oh, love the movie. And then it rolls the rest 00:43:52.139 --> 00:43:57.639 of the credits. And that's Don Peyote. What the 00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:04.119 actual fuck was this movie? This is the strangest 00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:06.960 movie I've ever seen. And I watched it all because 00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:09.280 of Topher Grace. And he was a total of maybe 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:13.780 three minutes in this movie. Dan Fogler is a 00:44:13.780 --> 00:44:18.059 good actor. This is the strangest thing I think 00:44:18.059 --> 00:44:20.739 I've ever seen. And it's just such a weird movie. 00:44:20.820 --> 00:44:24.139 And he's exactly right. Nobody to blame but himself. 00:44:24.260 --> 00:44:26.480 He wrote it. He directed. He starred in it. So 00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:31.610 like there's nobody to blame but him. So I don't 00:44:31.610 --> 00:44:36.630 know. It's the strangest thing. And it goes to 00:44:36.630 --> 00:44:40.550 my point of this episode about like people directing 00:44:40.550 --> 00:44:43.949 themselves. Sometimes it goes so well and sometimes 00:44:43.949 --> 00:44:47.829 it goes so wrong. Truthfully, I think this went 00:44:47.829 --> 00:44:52.030 okay in the fact that Dan acted the shit out 00:44:52.030 --> 00:44:56.050 of this. But he acted the shit out of the strangest 00:44:56.050 --> 00:45:00.889 movie. So like nobody, I don't know. I think 00:45:00.889 --> 00:45:04.710 he actually directed himself pretty well. Because 00:45:04.710 --> 00:45:07.730 he wrote it, because he starred in it, he also 00:45:07.730 --> 00:45:12.110 went in full send on this. And that's probably 00:45:12.110 --> 00:45:14.610 one of the reasons why I say he nailed the acting 00:45:14.610 --> 00:45:18.070 part of it. I don't get it. I don't follow it. 00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:24.289 I think he did well for this writing. But I'll 00:45:24.289 --> 00:45:26.730 say that this movie was trash in the fact that 00:45:26.730 --> 00:45:29.449 the writing makes no goddamn sense. It was just 00:45:29.449 --> 00:45:31.349 a bunch of stuff happening and all of a sudden 00:45:31.349 --> 00:45:33.269 it was just, oh, it's three months later and 00:45:33.269 --> 00:45:35.269 you had no clue you were in a psych ward. Oh, 00:45:35.349 --> 00:45:37.889 you ended up in another cab and now you're at 00:45:37.889 --> 00:45:41.489 Punta Maldonado, which apparently is in Italy, 00:45:41.670 --> 00:45:44.050 but maybe it's not. And you can take a train 00:45:44.050 --> 00:45:46.489 or a bus to get back to New York. I don't know 00:45:46.489 --> 00:45:49.840 where the fuck you are. Um, in fact, it felt 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.619 originally because of the driver of the cab, 00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:54.559 like it might be in like Jamaica or something 00:45:54.559 --> 00:45:57.519 like that, but no, it apparently is close enough 00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:01.599 that you could get a bus or a train to New York 00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:05.619 again. It's the strangest thing. I don't know 00:46:05.619 --> 00:46:10.719 this, this movie at the end of the day, I come 00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:14.469 back to it going. why the fuck was this made? 00:46:14.570 --> 00:46:17.050 Like, why the hell, what story is it trying to 00:46:17.050 --> 00:46:19.849 tell? Because there is none. There really is 00:46:19.849 --> 00:46:22.849 none. There's no story that makes sense with 00:46:22.849 --> 00:46:25.869 this. It's not trying to teach you anything. 00:46:26.989 --> 00:46:28.650 Originally, when they were going with the 2012 00:46:28.650 --> 00:46:31.329 Doomsday thing, okay, great, that's fine. I mean, 00:46:31.369 --> 00:46:34.570 it's a strange way to get there, and maybe somehow, 00:46:34.650 --> 00:46:36.849 some way, he saves them all at the end. That's 00:46:36.849 --> 00:46:39.239 what I was thinking. But then halfway through 00:46:39.239 --> 00:46:41.760 the movie, he finds out in the psych ward that 00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:45.619 it's already past the doomsday date. Then why 00:46:45.619 --> 00:46:47.460 did we focus on that for the first half of the 00:46:47.460 --> 00:46:49.860 movie? Why was that such a big deal, the 2012 00:46:49.860 --> 00:46:53.119 doomsday shit? I don't get it. It doesn't make 00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:59.420 sense. So it's like they had 16 different ideas 00:46:59.420 --> 00:47:02.170 and they just went for all of them. Like they 00:47:02.170 --> 00:47:04.070 didn't try to narrow it down or make it like 00:47:04.070 --> 00:47:07.289 this coherent plot. They just said, OK, let's 00:47:07.289 --> 00:47:09.750 throw it all at the wall and see what sticks. 00:47:09.869 --> 00:47:11.849 But everything's stuck. And so we're going to 00:47:11.849 --> 00:47:14.750 make sure we hit every last bit of it. And so 00:47:14.750 --> 00:47:17.030 at the end of this movie, I'm sitting there feeling 00:47:17.030 --> 00:47:20.809 like the Charlie Day meme from Always Sunny, 00:47:20.929 --> 00:47:22.949 where he's like pointing at the board saying, 00:47:23.110 --> 00:47:26.130 you know, that kind of stuff. Like, I feel that 00:47:26.130 --> 00:47:28.829 that's how I felt at the end of this movie. I 00:47:28.829 --> 00:47:32.019 was completely sober and I felt high. Like, it 00:47:32.019 --> 00:47:35.719 does not make sense. And it definitely was, Dan 00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:37.900 was high when he made this movie, when he wrote 00:47:37.900 --> 00:47:42.880 this movie. It was crazy. It's insane. I guess 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:48.280 I got to give a rating to this shit. It's low. 00:47:48.460 --> 00:47:53.760 It's very low on my list. And so I feel like 00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.019 I'm going to give it something that a lot of 00:47:57.019 --> 00:47:59.840 movies have had. but I want it to be different 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:02.360 somehow you know like I I feel like I've given 00:48:02.360 --> 00:48:06.320 a lot of movies 0 .25 this one is on the lower 00:48:06.320 --> 00:48:09.820 end of the 0 .25 as uh as versus something else 00:48:09.820 --> 00:48:11.960 that was on the higher end of 0 .25 like they 00:48:11.960 --> 00:48:13.780 both have the same rating but this one's definitely 00:48:13.780 --> 00:48:17.440 lower does that make sense somehow I don't know 00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:19.340 if it does it doesn't necessarily make sense 00:48:19.340 --> 00:48:22.320 to me but neither do this movie so you know there 00:48:22.320 --> 00:48:31.130 you go um I'm gonna say 0 .25 out of five ayahuasca 00:48:31.130 --> 00:48:33.610 gallons in the water supply I don't know that 00:48:33.610 --> 00:48:38.809 makes sense sure all of these celebrities that 00:48:38.809 --> 00:48:40.530 were in it I don't understand what was in it 00:48:40.530 --> 00:48:42.650 for them it's not even like you got a paycheck 00:48:42.650 --> 00:48:44.989 out of it I don't think or at least not a good 00:48:44.989 --> 00:48:47.650 one probably because this movie definitely didn't 00:48:47.650 --> 00:48:52.070 make any money so It doesn't make sense to me 00:48:52.070 --> 00:48:53.969 why you'd even be in this. The only one that 00:48:53.969 --> 00:48:55.909 makes sense to me is that Anne Hathaway lost 00:48:55.909 --> 00:48:58.530 a bet and had to be in it. Yeah, that follows. 00:48:58.610 --> 00:49:00.590 That tracks. I totally see how you got there. 00:49:00.750 --> 00:49:04.650 And truthfully, of the characters, her and probably 00:49:04.650 --> 00:49:10.849 Josh Duhamel and... Josh Duhamel and Elizabeth 00:49:10.849 --> 00:49:14.250 Harnoy, they probably had the best characters 00:49:14.250 --> 00:49:16.769 out of them all. So if you had to be in, I guess 00:49:16.769 --> 00:49:18.690 it's fine to be those characters because you 00:49:18.690 --> 00:49:20.739 get... Three minutes of screen time, it's like 00:49:20.739 --> 00:49:25.079 maybe one day of filming. Not even. So, you know, 00:49:25.099 --> 00:49:27.239 those are probably the easiest characters where 00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:30.460 it's like, cool, just show up, be there, do your 00:49:30.460 --> 00:49:34.739 part, and you're done. Works for me. So even 00:49:34.739 --> 00:49:37.159 though Anne Hathaway was all of three minutes 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:40.340 and lost a bet to have to be in it, I'm guessing 00:49:40.340 --> 00:49:42.139 she was okay with it because it literally was 00:49:42.139 --> 00:49:46.079 a day and she probably got paid for it. Yeah, 00:49:46.139 --> 00:49:50.110 this is... This is a very strange movie. Very, 00:49:50.190 --> 00:49:52.909 very strange movie. It's an interesting start 00:49:52.909 --> 00:49:55.590 to 2025. This is how it's going to go. We're 00:49:55.590 --> 00:50:00.210 due for a weird year. I've planned out the entire 00:50:00.210 --> 00:50:03.449 year. This is the first, obviously, of the bad 00:50:03.449 --> 00:50:06.710 movies. Next one is going to be a bad romantic 00:50:06.710 --> 00:50:08.590 comedy. I'm going to give you that a heads up 00:50:08.590 --> 00:50:11.289 now. So if you're playing along on our podcast 00:50:11.289 --> 00:50:13.880 guessing game. Yeah, you already know that it's 00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:15.840 going to start with the romantic comedy. I can 00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:17.960 tell you it's one of the worst ones. If you go 00:50:17.960 --> 00:50:19.719 to Rotten Tomatoes and look at the worst romantic 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.440 comedies of all time, there's a list of 30 movies. 00:50:22.820 --> 00:50:26.000 I can give you it's one of those. So yeah, I'm 00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:28.440 giving you a heads up now. So if you're listening 00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:30.420 to the episode and you got to here, congratulations. 00:50:30.579 --> 00:50:33.139 You are already a step ahead for getting a shout 00:50:33.139 --> 00:50:36.840 out in the next episode. Very strange start to 00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:40.940 the year. That's all I can say about this one. 00:50:41.019 --> 00:50:44.400 Dan Fogler, you deserve better, but you also 00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:47.860 did this to yourself. All the people in this, 00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:50.960 majority of these actors are better than they 00:50:50.960 --> 00:50:55.679 deserved in this movie. Yeah, that's a film. 00:50:56.199 --> 00:50:59.340 That's a film that happened. And I don't know 00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:02.099 where it falls on my list of the worst movies, 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:06.099 but I definitely say it's bottom five. Like, 00:51:06.099 --> 00:51:09.380 I think this is... bottom five worst movies i 00:51:09.380 --> 00:51:12.320 have seen i don't know if i can give it number 00:51:12.320 --> 00:51:15.099 one now that i've actually sat and digested a 00:51:15.099 --> 00:51:17.860 little bit i know some people i've told yeah 00:51:17.860 --> 00:51:20.539 this might be the worst one now that i've sat 00:51:20.539 --> 00:51:23.519 and digested a little bit and more specifically 00:51:23.519 --> 00:51:25.840 thought about when it was a dream versus when 00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:29.340 it wasn't a dream i feel a little better about 00:51:29.340 --> 00:51:31.599 it it's still not good but i feel a little better 00:51:31.599 --> 00:51:35.219 about it so yeah that's uh that's don peyote 00:51:35.219 --> 00:51:38.239 so Thank you guys for tuning in to the Game for 00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:40.199 a Movie podcast where we ask, are you game for 00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:42.119 a movie? I've been your host, Mike, with Don 00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:46.039 Peyote, and I will see you next time for a bad 00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:48.300 romantic comedy. See you then.