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In a world with terrible movies, four friends

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compete against each other to watch the worst

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of the worst. After seeing the movies, they come

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together and review them for your pleasure. Who

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saw the worst movie? What did they think of it?

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Was it really that bad? Challenges are different

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every week, but Andre, Mike, Mitchell, and T

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-Dog have to have their wits about them. No one

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wants to see a bad movie, so to be forced to

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is the worst thing imaginable. Can they stay

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off the loser board and not have to see a bad

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movie? Their time to lose this week. The answer

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to these questions and more on Game for a Movie.

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Welcome to the second episode of Game for a Movie,

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the competition game slash podcast where four

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friends compete to see bad movies. Oh yeah. I

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am your host, Mike. I am joined by... Mitchell.

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Andre. Come on, man. You gotta say it louder.

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T -Dog. No. Your favorite ASMR host. Oh, no.

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Oh, God. No, it's all right. Let's keep going.

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Okay. His name is T -Dog. He has a very T -Dog

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name, but a very NPR voice. Yes. We've come to

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this consideration. It's all things considered.

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Yeah, did we consider that? We each, in the past

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two weeks, have seen a movie. One of us lost

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a competition, which you can see on our YouTube

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page and our Wix page, guys. We have a Wix page.

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Dude, Wix it real good. As well as we are now

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on iTunes. Hell yeah. That is official. Let's

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go. Way to go, Mike. Get that explicit rating.

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We did get that explicit rating. Yeah, we don't

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need to do a disclaimer. Are we rolling into

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it? We'll go disclaimer first. Spoilers ahead.

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Second disclaimer. Fuck this. Oh, fucking Andre.

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So I guess we're going to continue getting our

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explicit rating. Sweet. Rated E for everyone.

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That's what I'm going to tell my friends. Yeah,

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that's that big old E right there. Big red E

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on it. Yes. It's for everyone, guys. Come on.

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All right. So we are going to jump in. I'm going

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to start this week, and we're going to go to

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our loser. How selfish. Yeah, you're welcome.

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I'm very selfish. You know why? Because I'm the

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favorite. Speaking of the favorite, I saw the

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favorite. Did you just? Oh! That's really good.

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I'm the master of transitions. Don't you guys

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know this? Yeah, we didn't rehearse that. That

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was off the cuff. I didn't even know what movie

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you watched, and then I remembered you guys talking

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about favorites. See, T -Dog is up to speed.

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I'm catching up. So I saw the favorite. I will

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preface this by saying I really dislike period

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pieces. I really do. Okay. My fiance wanted to

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see it, and as you know, guys, keep the lady

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happy. Yeah, absolutely. So we went and saw it.

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I will start with her rating first, just so everybody

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knows. She gave it a 3 .5 out of 5. Oh, okay.

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So she enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah. She thoroughly

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thought it was good. It was entertained. Laughed

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a bunch, like I laugh too. I'm a huge fan of

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hers. Yeah, I'm a huge fan. She knows her shit.

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I'm going to preface it that way, saying that

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I don't like period pieces. Great. It was extremely

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well written, extremely well directed, and extremely

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well acted. Wow, you are doing a lot of asterisks

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here. But I fucking hated it. This is my review

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of Roma, by the way. One of the things I loved,

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I loved the cast. Sorry. Go ahead. We've got

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Rachel Weisz. We've got Olivia Colman. We've

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got Emma Stone. It's a trio of just amazing actresses

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that all needed this screen time. And I love

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the way they divvied it up. Everybody did a great

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job coming into the movie. And as well as the

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director. There was these shots that were done

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with a fisheye lens that were really cool and

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really well done. And it was one of those things

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that I remember as I'm watching it going, this

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is awesome. This is really well done. So now

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to get to my rating. Because here's where everybody's

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going to start to make fun of me. I give it 2

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out of 5 pigeon shot. Oh, that's not bad. Oh,

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yeah. What? Well, I've seen the movie, so I get

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that. Yeah. I get the rating. So it's not like

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I'm shading on it, giving it a one. It's just

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all the period piece took it away from it. This

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was such a good movie that it brought it back

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to a two. Because I automatically start at zero.

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Oh, wow. So you would say that as far as period

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pieces go, this is one of your more liked ones.

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Yes. Okay. Like I said, extremely well written,

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extremely well directed, and extremely well acted.

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As well as I love the little nods. Like there's

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this ballroom scene where they start doing like

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these very modern dances and it feels kind of

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like it's making fun of the period almost. Yes.

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And so it's very aware of what it is. Plus some

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of the dialogue is just so witty and just so

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off the cuff that it's hard not to like this

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movie even though... It is a period piece. Right,

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so you're just biased against the genre. Yes.

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Gotcha. So you're just way off the target audience,

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basically. Pretty much, yeah. And to be honest,

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that's like half of movie watching, especially

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with genre pieces, because it's so damn specific.

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Oh, yeah. So if you're not in on it from the

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beginning. And I went in knowing I'm probably

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not going to like this the same as Claire. Yeah.

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And it's fine. I understand I wanted to see it

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because she wanted to see it, and we had a great

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night. That being said, I didn't enjoy it as

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much as she did either. But two isn't that. Okay,

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so when we were messaging on GroupMe, there was

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like... I thought you were going to give it a

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half. I was ready for a half, yeah. Slight nod

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to GroupMe. We would be happy to sponsor you.

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Man. Give us free access to your application.

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Don't say it out loud. We need leverage. Sorry.

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Sorry, this app that's free in the app store.

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As someone who saw and is a big fan of the eight...

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movies that are nominated for best picture it's

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my favorite of the eight it is the favorite it

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is the favorite no pun intended no totally okay

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sure i got you not my favorite of the year in

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general but my favorite of the year did not make

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best picture but i thought the favorite in terms

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of what i've seen from and i'm going to read

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this director's name he's greek yorgos lanthimos

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okay i left him out because i wasn't going to

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try yeah it's rough and i probably just butchered

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it So he had directed, for those who have seen

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his work before, Killing of a Sacred Deer and

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The Lobster. This is the first movie, at least

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on a wide release scale, that he directed but

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did not write. So the witty dialogue and stuff,

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you can't entirely credit to him. But I will

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say this, that type of dialogue was not present

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in his previous two movies. Interesting. But

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the aesthetic of... You know, the favorite in

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terms of the feel, the tone of the characters,

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very much so in The Lobster and Killing of a

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Sacred Deer in different ways. So it's interesting

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because those are two movies that I've had on

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my list before that I wanted to see. Now knowing

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that it's also his movies, I'm like, oh, I even

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more so want to see it because this movie was

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so well done. It felt like a passion piece because

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it felt like everybody put in their all. And

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not that other movies don't, but... Comparing

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it to the Humanity Bureau, where Nick Cage is

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getting a paycheck. Yeah. You know, this was

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very much so. It felt like, oh, I want to do

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this because of this movie, because of this script

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or whatever. There's a lot of passion, you can

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tell in the project. Exactly. And it's Fox Searchlight,

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so it's independent and all that, which is great.

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And I will say this. Emma Stone, I have a huge

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bias towards. I think she is... Same. Yeah, she

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is gorgeous, obviously, a talented actress, and,

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you know, a chameleon. I mean, she has done so

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many different roles. but you can tell it's Emma

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Stone every single time. She puts a piece of

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herself in each of these roles. It couldn't be

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anybody else. It couldn't be anyone else. I think

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it's really her sense of timing, her comedic

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timing. It shines in this movie. I think Olivia

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Colman, rightfully so, is the one who's getting

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all the spotlight in terms of combinations and

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stuff. I loved Olivia Colman in this movie. Absolutely.

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I'm so glad I know her from other things too

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because have you seen Broadchurch, anybody? So

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Broadchurch is a British TV show. Very dramatic,

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very like... over -the -top dramatic, but it's

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a fantastic show. She is the lead alongside David

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Tennant, which goes to show you the acting chops

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there that I'm talking about her as well. On

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that, she is absolutely fantastic. I loved her

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in Broadchurch. I loved her in The Favorite.

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And it's another thing going to the timing, the

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wittiness. They're all so good at comedic timing

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and nailing those little moments. Because even

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there's moments where they focus on, like faces

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and stuff like that you can tell they're thinking

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they're going they're not just okay I'm just

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standing here because I was told not to say a

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line you know it's very much so oh well as the

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queen I'm thinking ha ha ha I own you because

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you're my person you know right there's there's

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a lot of non -verbal dialogue basically exactly

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and she has in my opinion the best role like

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she had the most to sink her teeth into because

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this is such a batshit portrayal of queen anne

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oh yeah it's over the top and just to briefly

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go over the plot of the movie so queen anne famously

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and this is loosely based off historical fact

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very loosely very loosely but uh queen anne did

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not bear an heir So this was a movie about her

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and alleged love affairs with two of her female

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servants, I guess you can call them. I don't

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know what the right term is. They're ladies -in

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-waiting. Ladies -in -waiting. Yeah, which is

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their term. But basically... They still service

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the queen. Glorified indentured servants. There's

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a lot of other things going on in there, but

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ultimately being the favorite is what earns you

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the right to live in the upper crust of this

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castle. Emma Stone is trying to get back to her

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ladyship because she is no longer a lady. So

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she worked as a servant first and then is trying

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to become a lady. She literally walks into the

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castle with mud on her dress. That's how low

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of a character she starts out as. But, um, yeah,

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it was really, really well done. Um, two out

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of five pigeon shot is what I would say. Cause

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there's a lot of like pigeon shooting and there's

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also a lot of sex. Absolutely. There's a ton

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of sex. Yeah. That is another thing. Like I'm

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not. Oh, sex. Yay. Like, that kind of stuff.

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It was just... Yay. Yeah, it's caveman. That

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was you in the theater. It's a caveman. It's

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a caveman, okay? Pornhub .com. Yay. I didn't

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even know the website. Okay, Michael. But it

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was just one of those things that caught me off

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guard because, like, I was not expecting it in

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this kind of movie and all of a sudden... Oh.

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There's a breast, okay. That's not expected.

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All right, fine. That's also what you say when

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you go to Pornhub. You're like, oh no, what is

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this? What type of hub is this? So I do not know

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the website, but I have heard there is a guy

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that does wholesome porn videos on there. Oh,

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that's become a meme. Like, yeah. Like, some

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porn videos? Yes, like, encouraging you while

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you find the correct video on Pornhub. Like,

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that's his video. Right. Nice. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

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I'm going to probably cut this whole thing because

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my parents are probably going to listen. Okay.

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And I don't think they should know that I...

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That you like dick. Right. That's not it. So

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you make sure that you cut this part. So you

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make sure that this is not making the broadcast.

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That's the only part that actually made it. Great.

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So there was a lot of unexpected sex. And now

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we're going to wrap this conversation up and

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go to Mitchell. Mitchell, what did you see? Oh,

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the favorite. The period piece on acid. I loved

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it. But I will say the movie. Okay, so I see

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a ton of movies, which you guys know. I'm going

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to tend to pick to the movie that gave me the

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strongest reaction when I saw it since our last

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podcast. And that movie was actually the one

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I saw last night called They Shall Not Grow Old,

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which I mentioned on our last podcast about one

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that I was looking forward to. So now what was

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great about it was at the time of our last pod,

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I had no idea that A, it was going to come out

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in Connecticut because it was limited release.

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This is a technically foreign film directed by

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Peter Jackson, which is a World War I documentary.

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okay so it was initially released one day only

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in december it eventually got two more days at

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the end of that month and amc and i think a couple

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other bigger chains picked it up for february

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which is amazing so it's playing now in connecticut

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and i got to see it and guys it did live up to

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the expectations that i had for it so yeah so

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i'm curious what makes it a foreign movie just

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because it's peter jackson or is it a because

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i i remember you saying it's world war one and

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everything like that. Does it follow a different

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army? Because the first thing I thought was like

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USA, that kind of stuff. Right. No, so it specifically

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follows British shoulders going out to the Western

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Front. So Peter Jackson did this in conjunction

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with an archive group that has all this World

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War I footage. And they actually approached him

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in 2014. And they said, hey, do you have an idea

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of how we can make this into a documentary? All

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we ask is that... you use our footage so given

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that task he mulled about it for like six months

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and came back to them with a presentation of

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like hey not only are we going to put this out

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we're going to clean up the footage you know

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it's going to look pristine and the beautiful

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thing about film it carries so much information

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even in those old celluloid days where with modern

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technology you could draw out the best image

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possible with the right tools so he was able

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to do that and they did one better and colorized

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a lot of it and i saw it in real d 3d This is

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in 3D? I kid you not, dude. Wow. It is incredible

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how they treat the 3D dimensions with the presentation

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of this movie. They really go out of their way

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to get a foreground and a background. And the

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most beautiful part about this movie, and ultimately

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it's the point, it's a movie without a real plot.

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It's about basically putting you in those boots,

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in those trenches. in no man's land, in the Western

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Front. And it humanizes these soldiers who are

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19, 20 years old in a very vivid way that otherwise

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we would not have based on the archival footage

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if they were just presented as normal. They Should

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Not Grow Old starts off like this. They present

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the footage for like the first 10 to 15 minutes

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as black and white. You get the 3D effect, but

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it's black and white. It's cleaned up and whatever.

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And it's presented as a box, as a one by one

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box on a bigger screen. And once the boys that

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you're introduced to, they go into war. the screen

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goes wide, and you're in color. Oh, cool. And

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it's almost like Wizard of Oz. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Almost like that moment when she goes to Oz.

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So you vividly see all these guys live their

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life, and there isn't a ton of footage of them

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actually firing, going into battle. A lot of

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that was still photography back then because

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a lot of the people who were filming, they were

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mainly miles behind enemy lines or, you know.

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away from the front lines i should say and they

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were capturing the moments when these guys were

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days away from battle just bored just kind of

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shooting the shit and those are some of the best

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moments because when i was watching that movie

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i saw a lot of us just hanging out just being

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dudes just like trying to pass the time right

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and the whole thing about the movie was um these

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are young men and yeah crazy like 19 you kidding

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me i couldn't even imagine absolutely and frankly

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no one in that shot um you know in any of the

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shots that you saw in the movie understood what

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the hell they were in right you know the gravity

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of the situation there had never been a world

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war before So it's really interesting how they

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portray the mindset of these kids going into

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war. You see all these shots of them smiling

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and waving at the cameras because, you know,

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filming was in its infancy. Right. Anytime you

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saw a camera, you're just going to smile. Yeah,

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right. Like, oh, what a cool novelty. Exactly.

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And it's funny, a hundred years later, we're

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seeing like an audience, two, three generations

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on the line, seeing these guys in. living color

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anyway so you see these guys smiling and peter

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jackson does a terrific job of this juxtaposing

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that to the still photography of corpses of these

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kids eventually die and it really drives in the

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point of the casualties of war right um and it's

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anyway a very harrowing experience i will say

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this i liked it overall we're in the this boom

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of documentary filmmaking and i'm so excited

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to see a movie like this that push the boundaries

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of technological filmmaking especially in the

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documentary form um it did drag a little bit

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i mean it's not all exciting it's there's no

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real plot so it's like there's no narrative really

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to follow besides the greater war itself really

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exactly and it shouldn't take away from the movie

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overall because i think it's you know it still

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has a purpose it's just it's important yeah i

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think it's important yeah it sounds really cool

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and i like It's kind of unfortunate this is such

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a limited release because I had no idea this

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was in 3D. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah. I can't

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watch it in 3D at home. No. So it's presented

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in a normal view as well. So it's just normal

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2D. But I was able to see it in 3D, which is

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great. And typically I don't say that. Only you

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have to twist my arm for me to go to a 3D movie.

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But the sound design was excellent. You can say

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all you want about Peter Jackson. He's going

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to go down as one of those filmmakers similar

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to George Lucas. where they're going to be remembered

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for the technological breakthroughs that they

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introduced to filmmaking. What he did with Lord

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of the Rings and what he's doing now in documentaries,

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which I never thought I would say, it's special,

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man. So it's a fantastic movie, very relatable,

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especially if you're a young man, I'll say that.

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Because this is specifically focused on male

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soldiers. They could have gone in so many different

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directions than doing World War I. And this is

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the direction they chose to keep within an hour

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and a half. And then a bonus thing, at the end

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of the movie, they had like a 20 -minute, after

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the credits rolled, a 20 -minute thing of Peter

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Jackson explaining and showing you how they achieved

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all the technological stuff they did. So from

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coloring, from the sound design, they hired actors.

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They did so much research on this film. All the

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guys that were on... screen that they had dubbed

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over they tried to find from what area of england

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they were and hire actors with that accent oh

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wow that's cool it's incredible really yeah this

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is a project like i said he was approached in

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2014 and we're seeing it today yeah so this is

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a passion project i really hope peter jackson

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or whoever invests more into this stuff explores

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the other stories of world war one or maybe the

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world war ii um and that would be i would love

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to see that again so they shall not grow old

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i'm giving it um four i don't know what i i'm

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gonna be serious i'm just gonna give it four

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out of five stars yeah um just because of what

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kind of movie it is four out of five helmets

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or something yeah helmets yeah okay yeah sure

00:20:35.740 --> 00:20:38.059
yeah it's it's keep your helmet on yeah yeah

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trench warfare is shitty yeah Yeah, sorry for

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kind of bringing down the pod. No, no, no. I

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wouldn't see you write that at all. And I actually

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think, I mean, it is an important movie. Yeah,

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we joke around. We have a good time and stuff

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like that. We see terrible movies and stuff.

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But there's sometimes that we see these great

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movies that we feel like we have a purpose to

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share with the audience. I think this is a very

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important movie. And it couldn't have come at

00:21:04.819 --> 00:21:07.930
a better week because... Remember who's presenting

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after with their movies. I mean, I feel like

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the two wars are probably equatable. Oh, my God.

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Wow, T -Dog with the hot take. Fuego. I don't

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know about that one. Andre, you saw a movie along

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with me and Mike. Oh, Jesus Christ. Share us

00:21:26.650 --> 00:21:28.509
that. Oh, you've got to crack open a beer for

00:21:28.509 --> 00:21:31.910
this. Oh, that didn't. That's audio. Whatever.

00:21:32.609 --> 00:21:35.900
Yeah, there you go. Woof. Yeah, so cracking open

00:21:35.900 --> 00:21:40.019
a cold one for this one. After the, yeah. So

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I saw Dragon Ball Super Broly, and I twisted

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my two good friends' arms into watching it with

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me. I don't know if we were really twisted. No,

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I wanted to go. Yeah, okay, yeah. We went, and

00:21:52.819 --> 00:21:55.700
we wanted to go. We all grew up with Dragon Ball.

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Right, yes. And I was hearing a lot of buzz about

00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:02.019
this movie. I just want to point out, wait, Mitchell

00:22:02.019 --> 00:22:05.029
just opened a beer, too. This is how this discussion

00:22:05.029 --> 00:22:06.990
is going. Yeah, right. No, I need a drink. If

00:22:06.990 --> 00:22:09.630
you're at home, please open a beer. Open a beer.

00:22:09.670 --> 00:22:12.150
Open a beer. If you're old enough. I feel like

00:22:12.150 --> 00:22:14.950
I'll try to get the window dressing brief. So

00:22:14.950 --> 00:22:17.369
the three of us went to see it. We watched Dragon

00:22:17.369 --> 00:22:19.250
Ball, right? We watched it when we were kids.

00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:22.279
Um, I have stuck with Dragon Ball in terms of,

00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:24.960
like, games and stuff. It's been just the general,

00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:27.500
like, you know, like, nerd anime zeitgeist for

00:22:27.500 --> 00:22:28.980
forever, so I feel like I'm seeing Dragon Ball

00:22:28.980 --> 00:22:31.240
media all the time. I've not watched a single

00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:33.200
second of Super. That's, like, the new show that's

00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:34.859
going on right now, and this Broly's technically

00:22:34.859 --> 00:22:37.140
followed up to that. Yeah. So, you know, we saw

00:22:37.140 --> 00:22:38.700
some powers in there we'd never seen before.

00:22:39.160 --> 00:22:41.099
They turned blue. Yeah. Their hair turned blue,

00:22:41.099 --> 00:22:42.940
and it freaked me out. Yeah. It was strange.

00:22:43.299 --> 00:22:45.059
It was weird. Back in my day, Super Saiyans had

00:22:45.059 --> 00:22:50.609
gold hair, not this blue shit. Um, So, yeah,

00:22:50.769 --> 00:22:53.910
that was a fucking Dragon Ball movie if I ever

00:22:53.910 --> 00:22:58.109
saw one. It was so Dragon Ball. Yeah. I'm just

00:22:58.109 --> 00:23:01.109
saying, dude, I would love to have been the voice

00:23:01.109 --> 00:23:03.589
actor for Broly. You would have passed out. Like,

00:23:03.589 --> 00:23:04.809
you would have straight up passed out. It doesn't

00:23:04.809 --> 00:23:08.200
need to be in one session. It's probably multiple,

00:23:08.299 --> 00:23:11.160
yeah. I know the only line he said besides his

00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:13.480
monologue. He had one monologue that was probably

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:17.019
two paragraphs long. And then the rest of the

00:23:17.019 --> 00:23:21.980
time was just... It was, okay. So, basically,

00:23:22.500 --> 00:23:24.299
as a quick, like, summary for what this movie

00:23:24.299 --> 00:23:27.519
is, basically. So, it's, it's, like, the villain

00:23:27.519 --> 00:23:30.519
of this movie is Broly, the legendary super saiyan.

00:23:30.579 --> 00:23:32.660
He's, like, he's been in Dragon Ball before,

00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:35.019
like, in, like, offshoot movies. Yeah, he's very

00:23:35.019 --> 00:23:37.799
swole. He's very burly. He yells a lot. I hate

00:23:37.799 --> 00:23:42.079
Mike. Put that on record. Oh, goodness. What

00:23:42.079 --> 00:23:44.500
a pun. I mean, basically. I think his name summarizes

00:23:44.500 --> 00:23:46.880
it. Yeah, right. And, like, you know, people,

00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:48.259
like, I don't know. There's, like, a ton of fan

00:23:48.259 --> 00:23:49.680
art, and, like, he's, like, a fan favorite character.

00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:52.500
of knew why because he's just super strong and

00:23:52.500 --> 00:23:54.500
there's no he has no personality you saw it yeah

00:23:54.500 --> 00:23:57.039
there was no personality at all um he was enjoying

00:23:57.039 --> 00:23:59.980
he was likable that girl took an interest oh

00:23:59.980 --> 00:24:02.940
my god none of that made sense no it did not

00:24:02.940 --> 00:24:06.460
um so anyway so so what people were telling me

00:24:06.460 --> 00:24:08.000
about this movie was like oh yeah like this is

00:24:08.000 --> 00:24:09.460
a good movie because it actually gives broly

00:24:09.460 --> 00:24:12.009
some depth and i'm like what You kidding me?

00:24:12.069 --> 00:24:14.529
Like, there's no depth at all. Like, whatever.

00:24:15.210 --> 00:24:19.250
Basically, this movie, the pacing is all over

00:24:19.250 --> 00:24:22.009
the place. So, the first, like, 45 -ish minutes,

00:24:22.089 --> 00:24:24.309
you would say? Oh, yeah. That was, like, it goes

00:24:24.309 --> 00:24:28.670
all, it's just all about, all on Planet Vegeta,

00:24:28.950 --> 00:24:31.309
which is basically just, like, Goku's, well,

00:24:31.569 --> 00:24:33.130
Goku, Vegeta, and Broly's backstory, which is

00:24:33.130 --> 00:24:35.529
basically Superman's backstory, you know? They're

00:24:35.529 --> 00:24:38.289
all, yeah, from Krypton slash planet Vegeta.

00:24:38.450 --> 00:24:40.730
They're all on planet Vegeta. Frieza blows it

00:24:40.730 --> 00:24:44.450
up. Broly gets sent to a random planet. Vegeta's

00:24:44.450 --> 00:24:46.750
off -world and Goku gets sent to Earth and all

00:24:46.750 --> 00:24:48.569
of Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z happens while

00:24:48.569 --> 00:24:52.230
Broly is by himself. With his dad. With his dad.

00:24:52.269 --> 00:24:54.390
With his dad. With his really fucked up dad who

00:24:54.390 --> 00:24:56.950
basically enslaves him. Yeah, this movie definitely

00:24:56.950 --> 00:24:59.769
told me that parents suck in the Dragon Ball

00:24:59.769 --> 00:25:02.829
universe. Oh, absolutely. Dude, Goku fucking

00:25:02.829 --> 00:25:05.509
sucks as a dad. Right? good parent in Dragon

00:25:05.509 --> 00:25:08.630
Ball. I'll say that. They're all too self -interested.

00:25:08.769 --> 00:25:11.269
Except Piccolo. Piccolo's the one good dad. Piccolo's

00:25:11.269 --> 00:25:13.410
great. He did start off as a bad guy, though.

00:25:14.130 --> 00:25:16.490
Yeah, that's true. Is Piccolo the green guy?

00:25:16.650 --> 00:25:20.130
Yeah, he's the green guy. T -Dog's in. I watched

00:25:20.130 --> 00:25:22.829
a few episodes when I was a kid. We didn't have

00:25:22.829 --> 00:25:25.420
it. I don't think the... whatever cable network

00:25:25.420 --> 00:25:27.559
it was on originally. I didn't originally get

00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:28.980
it. It was on Toonami, I feel like, when I saw

00:25:28.980 --> 00:25:30.039
it. Yeah, Cartoon Network, Cartoon Network. Yeah,

00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:32.140
but I thought, was there something before? There

00:25:32.140 --> 00:25:33.539
may have been. There may have been. I think it

00:25:33.539 --> 00:25:37.539
preceded Toonami. So there was another channel.

00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:41.539
I thought it was on WB, yeah. But not even WB,

00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:44.900
it was like something before WB. Yeah, I don't

00:25:44.900 --> 00:25:47.059
know. Long story short, I think the only time

00:25:47.059 --> 00:25:49.460
I saw it was a few episodes when we were on vacation,

00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:51.980
so, you know, I was able to tune into the...

00:25:52.359 --> 00:25:56.640
Dragon Ball Z universe. I see. It was afternoon

00:25:56.640 --> 00:26:01.380
special for me. Yeah, hell yeah. It was on Toonami

00:26:01.380 --> 00:26:05.119
for me. Late at night, though. So, 45 minutes

00:26:05.119 --> 00:26:07.319
of this exposition, and there's no fighting,

00:26:07.440 --> 00:26:09.140
which is fine, whatever, but the exposition's

00:26:09.140 --> 00:26:10.519
not super interesting, wasn't super engaged.

00:26:11.819 --> 00:26:14.180
And then, so, like, it's basically setting up

00:26:14.180 --> 00:26:15.799
all this backstory, and then they just kind of

00:26:15.799 --> 00:26:18.440
drive forward this excuse for everybody to be

00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:21.220
back on Earth chasing the Dragon Balls. Yeah.

00:26:22.339 --> 00:26:26.200
Why? Why is Frieza going after the Dragon Balls?

00:26:26.220 --> 00:26:28.059
So Frieza is back, which happened in Super somehow.

00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:31.099
I don't know how. I'm sorry. I want to jump before

00:26:31.099 --> 00:26:33.579
we talk about why Frieza is interested in the

00:26:33.579 --> 00:26:36.599
Dragon Balls. Yeah. How did all of the Dragon

00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:38.750
Balls get found? What do you mean? So they had

00:26:38.750 --> 00:26:40.150
six of them. There's six of them already. Yeah,

00:26:40.150 --> 00:26:42.049
six of them already. Because Vegeta's wife just

00:26:42.049 --> 00:26:43.490
decided, I'm going to grab them. That's right,

00:26:43.509 --> 00:26:44.490
right. Yeah, no, she wants to grab them. Well,

00:26:44.490 --> 00:26:46.890
Bulma has a tracker. Yeah, they've had a Dragon

00:26:46.890 --> 00:26:48.269
Raider which has been established for a while.

00:26:48.589 --> 00:26:50.390
If you don't know, you gather seven Dragon Balls

00:26:50.390 --> 00:26:51.950
together, grants you a wish, happens once a year,

00:26:51.970 --> 00:26:53.230
once you grant the wish, they scatter around

00:26:53.230 --> 00:26:54.869
the world, and blah, blah, blah. The characters

00:26:54.869 --> 00:26:56.829
have done this so many times that it's so casual

00:26:56.829 --> 00:26:58.910
to them. So I like the fact that Bulma's like,

00:26:58.950 --> 00:27:01.410
yeah, I'm going to go and find the Dragon Balls

00:27:01.410 --> 00:27:03.650
so I can get a Mystic Botox, basically, right?

00:27:03.789 --> 00:27:06.109
Like, I can make myself look five years younger.

00:27:06.230 --> 00:27:07.720
Because ten years would be... too suspicious

00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:10.000
everybody would ask you look 10 years younger

00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:13.759
oh no no no not me yeah right which i thought

00:27:13.759 --> 00:27:15.359
was like fine like whatever like these can't

00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:17.660
be characters yeah like it's so trivialized and

00:27:17.660 --> 00:27:19.619
i laughed when balma said that yeah but then

00:27:19.619 --> 00:27:22.420
what was frieza so then frieza is like you know

00:27:22.420 --> 00:27:24.819
in his ship like like we gotta go find the final

00:27:24.819 --> 00:27:27.059
dragon ball with his arms like and behind his

00:27:27.059 --> 00:27:29.900
back this villainous pose and he has this big

00:27:29.900 --> 00:27:32.180
monologue where he basically explains, like,

00:27:32.180 --> 00:27:35.319
no, I don't want immortality. I want to grow

00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:38.500
five centimeters taller because ten centimeters

00:27:38.500 --> 00:27:42.660
would be too suspicious. T -Dog, your face just

00:27:42.660 --> 00:27:45.920
lit up with laughter. I just, I like what they're

00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:47.819
doing with this. I feel like they're having fun.

00:27:47.940 --> 00:27:50.299
Yes, no, they're definitely, like, so another

00:27:50.299 --> 00:27:52.119
thing we should know about this is that Akira

00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:54.000
Toriyama is actually writing this. The guy who

00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:55.619
originally made Dragon Ball, he doesn't write

00:27:55.619 --> 00:27:58.099
super. He's, like, I think he, like, is a producer

00:27:58.099 --> 00:28:00.400
on it or some sort of like executive thing, but

00:28:00.400 --> 00:28:03.140
he doesn't write or like, but he signed off on

00:28:03.140 --> 00:28:06.079
this. Yeah, no, he wrote, he wrote, he wrote,

00:28:06.339 --> 00:28:09.339
he wrote, so that was part of the big deal. Yeah.

00:28:09.700 --> 00:28:11.940
He wrote the screenplay. Yeah. Just a little

00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:17.619
judgment. Yeah. So, um, yeah. Uh, so we already

00:28:17.619 --> 00:28:21.779
know the stakes are super high. Growing five

00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:24.279
centimeters or looking five years younger. Oh

00:28:24.279 --> 00:28:27.480
God. And so basically it's Vegeta and Goku and

00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:31.019
Bulma in their little ship trying to find the

00:28:31.019 --> 00:28:34.180
last Dragon Ball in the Arctic. Then Frieza really

00:28:34.180 --> 00:28:36.940
shows up and then pretty much is like, all right,

00:28:37.039 --> 00:28:40.680
well, we're just going to fight for 45 fucking

00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.759
minutes of nonstop fighting. That's not hyperbole.

00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:45.940
That's not. It was like 45 minutes. Yes. I think

00:28:45.940 --> 00:28:48.119
you might be light. Possibly. You're right. No,

00:28:48.140 --> 00:28:49.539
it's probably more closer to an hour, really.

00:28:49.660 --> 00:28:52.799
Yeah. Which, hey, you know. Watch a dragon movie.

00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:54.880
I'm down for some fighting. I want some fighting.

00:28:54.980 --> 00:28:56.160
In fact, that was one of my complaints. I was

00:28:56.160 --> 00:28:59.079
like, dude, where's the fighting? I want a Bardock.

00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:01.019
They showed Goku's dad Bardock for a little bit.

00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:03.599
I want to see a badass moment for Bardock. That's

00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:05.160
cool. I want to see him punch Frieza, maybe.

00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:07.980
I don't know. Whatever. I'm on board with that.

00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:09.940
Maybe cut down the Broly fight, throw some Bardock

00:29:09.940 --> 00:29:11.640
in there, maybe make it a little more even. Oh,

00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:13.720
you mean balance the movie? Yeah, right, yeah.

00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:16.339
Oh, please. Balancing the movie sounds a little

00:29:16.339 --> 00:29:20.240
too hard for them. So, you know, hey, for the

00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:23.720
next hour, it's pretty much just... Goku and

00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:25.880
Vegeta trading off, fighting Broly. And the biggest

00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:28.299
problem with this movie is that Broly has no

00:29:28.299 --> 00:29:31.039
dialogue. He just screams the whole time. Which

00:29:31.039 --> 00:29:34.680
is like, it might sound like, oh, well, you expect

00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.180
that in a Dragon Ball movie. You know, there's

00:29:36.180 --> 00:29:37.980
always a lot of yelling in Dragon Ball. Like,

00:29:37.980 --> 00:29:40.720
dudes, I went back and watched some hype moments

00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:43.519
from the original show. Like, you know, the Frieza

00:29:43.519 --> 00:29:45.839
fight, the Cell fight. Those guys, they have

00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:47.940
monologues. They're cheesy and corny as fuck,

00:29:48.059 --> 00:29:50.380
but they engage you. You know what I mean? They're

00:29:50.380 --> 00:29:51.920
very entertaining. They're entertaining, and

00:29:51.920 --> 00:29:53.059
you're like, yeah. Like, I want to see these

00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:55.740
two fight, where it's like Goku and Broly, like,

00:29:55.759 --> 00:29:57.140
it's just like, okay, like, I'm just watching

00:29:57.140 --> 00:29:58.839
these fireworks happen, you know? That's all

00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:01.079
it is. And here's my deal with the Broly thing.

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.579
So he keeps, during the fight, he initially goes

00:30:03.579 --> 00:30:05.779
after Vegeta, then he goes to Goku, then they

00:30:05.779 --> 00:30:08.319
fuse or whatever. I don't know what it's called.

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:10.799
Anyway, fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fusion, whatever,

00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:14.420
tight. So there's a point where they point out

00:30:14.420 --> 00:30:16.839
he's learning, like, while he's fighting. He's

00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.859
learning as he fights. And he's always matching

00:30:19.859 --> 00:30:22.759
Vegeta and Goku. Yes. And then... His one weakness

00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:25.180
shown throughout the entire movie is this dumbass

00:30:25.180 --> 00:30:27.799
shock collar that his dad puts on. It's literally

00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:30.299
a shock collar. A shock collar, yeah. Like, I

00:30:30.299 --> 00:30:33.960
could not believe it. Like, wait, so he's kicking

00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.720
Vegeta's ass? Like, who's on, like, his final

00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:38.400
level, by the way. Yeah, right, right. Who is,

00:30:38.420 --> 00:30:40.140
like, destroyer of worlds, basically. Destroyer

00:30:40.140 --> 00:30:42.940
of worlds. And a shock collar is the thing that

00:30:42.940 --> 00:30:44.960
takes this dude down. It's a super shock collar,

00:30:45.059 --> 00:30:47.160
bro. It's a super, it's a Saiyan shock collar.

00:30:47.200 --> 00:30:51.289
Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro. Bro Lee. Bro Lee. And then

00:30:51.289 --> 00:30:55.470
Frieza offs the dad in, like, such a nod. Oh,

00:30:55.490 --> 00:30:57.829
yeah. That was actually legit. I love that moment.

00:30:57.930 --> 00:31:00.450
I laughed. Oh, I thought it was so funny. I couldn't

00:31:00.450 --> 00:31:02.049
believe he did it. Yeah, like, he just finger

00:31:02.049 --> 00:31:04.210
guns the guy, and then he's just like, oh, no,

00:31:04.450 --> 00:31:07.529
like, Bro Lee, a stray energy beam killed your

00:31:07.529 --> 00:31:09.329
father. For the people that have not seen this

00:31:09.329 --> 00:31:12.509
movie, so Bro Lee is starting to lose, and, like,

00:31:12.549 --> 00:31:15.109
Frieza's just like, I need to get him mad. So

00:31:15.109 --> 00:31:19.839
he just finger blasts. Finger beams. Broly's

00:31:19.839 --> 00:31:23.200
dad. And kills him. And just like immediate,

00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:26.500
just dad falls over. And Frieza just says so

00:31:26.500 --> 00:31:31.039
nonchalantly. Oh, go for it. Oh no, Broly, your

00:31:31.039 --> 00:31:35.299
dad got struck by a random beam of energy. He's

00:31:35.299 --> 00:31:37.599
dead. I love how he doesn't even own it. Like

00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:40.140
he doesn't even own the fact that he killed him.

00:31:40.410 --> 00:31:42.210
It just kills him. So, of course, that enrages

00:31:42.210 --> 00:31:44.170
Broly, and he goes even more powerful. So then

00:31:44.170 --> 00:31:46.650
Goku and Vegeta have to take a little siesta,

00:31:46.769 --> 00:31:49.009
meaning, like, they just tell him, like... They

00:31:49.009 --> 00:31:51.609
peace out. They peace out. Which is fine. I was

00:31:51.609 --> 00:31:53.269
happy with them. I was like, okay, Jesus Christ,

00:31:53.329 --> 00:31:54.769
we can breathe for a little bit and not watch

00:31:54.769 --> 00:31:56.250
people punching for a little bit and get some

00:31:56.250 --> 00:31:58.549
levity a little bit, right? Yeah. Like, you know,

00:31:58.549 --> 00:32:01.130
and so they try to learn the fusion dance, which

00:32:01.130 --> 00:32:03.950
is hilarious because... So, like, Goku's trying

00:32:03.950 --> 00:32:05.430
to teach them the fusion dance, and I like that

00:32:05.430 --> 00:32:08.130
scene because... Piccolo. Piccolo's, like, getting

00:32:08.130 --> 00:32:09.670
fucking pissed off at them because they're...

00:32:09.710 --> 00:32:12.309
fucking it up, and then each time they fuck up,

00:32:12.309 --> 00:32:14.089
it takes half an hour, and meanwhile Frieza's

00:32:14.089 --> 00:32:15.890
just on the other, like, on the Arctic getting

00:32:15.890 --> 00:32:18.170
his shit kicked in, basically. Because Broly

00:32:18.170 --> 00:32:20.950
can't decide if he's, like, bad or not. Well,

00:32:20.950 --> 00:32:23.029
he's so enraged that he doesn't know he's punching,

00:32:23.150 --> 00:32:24.990
basically, right? Yeah, blind rage, whatever,

00:32:25.210 --> 00:32:27.170
yeah. So it's implied that Frieza just got an

00:32:27.170 --> 00:32:29.289
hour and a half's worth of thrashing, which was,

00:32:29.349 --> 00:32:31.329
I think, pretty funny. It's actually pretty solid.

00:32:31.390 --> 00:32:33.759
Yeah. I'm okay with that. So the big finale is

00:32:33.759 --> 00:32:35.880
just, you know, Super Saiyan, they finally fuse,

00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.000
they turn into Gogeta, they turn Super Saiyan

00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:41.359
Blue. Was it Gogeta, or was it... Vegito? That

00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:43.680
was Gogeta. It was Gogeta, yes. They actually

00:32:43.680 --> 00:32:45.619
explained that in the movie. Did they? Did they

00:32:45.619 --> 00:32:47.940
mention that? So they mentioned that was the

00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:50.000
other one's Vegito. Vegito, yes. Vegito's the

00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:53.039
one with the earrings. Yes, so in the Boo saga,

00:32:53.180 --> 00:32:55.000
they fuse with earrings, and that's permanent,

00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:56.700
like that's like forever, but then there's some

00:32:56.700 --> 00:32:58.740
bullshit where they unfuse, whatever. Dragon

00:32:58.740 --> 00:33:01.119
Balls? No, not Dragon Balls, I think it's Boo's

00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:02.910
digestive system. I don't want to get into it.

00:33:04.130 --> 00:33:05.930
Boo eats them. Yeah, Boo eats them. Yeah, yeah.

00:33:06.069 --> 00:33:08.690
What? Yeah. I never saw the Boo saga. Oh, yeah.

00:33:08.789 --> 00:33:10.170
Oh, sorry. Spoilers to the Boo saga. I mean,

00:33:10.210 --> 00:33:10.990
you know, I knew you were going to watch that.

00:33:10.990 --> 00:33:12.950
Dude, the Boo saga is batshit, dude. Yeah, it's

00:33:12.950 --> 00:33:14.730
wacky. It's the weirdest one. More than wacky.

00:33:14.769 --> 00:33:16.809
It's the weirdest one. I might get back to it

00:33:16.809 --> 00:33:18.609
after I finish watching Avatar. Okay. Because

00:33:18.609 --> 00:33:20.390
I am watching Avatar. The Last Airbender? Yes.

00:33:20.430 --> 00:33:22.230
Oh, an actual good show. Hell yes. Yeah, that's

00:33:22.230 --> 00:33:24.369
superior. Yeah, finish. Put that on your priority.

00:33:24.490 --> 00:33:27.109
Anyways. Okay. So then Gogeta is the fusion dance

00:33:27.109 --> 00:33:29.109
that's permanent. Oh, that's only 30 minutes

00:33:29.109 --> 00:33:30.950
long. So that's, you saw Super Saiyan Gogeta.

00:33:31.420 --> 00:33:33.220
That was also a bit of fan service because in

00:33:33.220 --> 00:33:35.400
Super, I know that Vegeta shows up, and a lot

00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:36.980
of people were like, well, where's Gogeta? So

00:33:36.980 --> 00:33:38.900
they threw him in this movie, basically. Okay.

00:33:39.539 --> 00:33:42.940
And, you know, dude, like, I think... On a visceral

00:33:42.940 --> 00:33:44.740
level, like, on, like, a purely visual spectacle

00:33:44.740 --> 00:33:46.880
part, I feel like this movie accomplishes what

00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:49.240
it wants to do visually, you know? It's easily

00:33:49.240 --> 00:33:51.400
the best -looking Dragon Ball, like, movie. Like,

00:33:51.500 --> 00:33:53.400
looking at these other, those other, like, looking

00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:55.599
at Super especially, like, the actual TV show,

00:33:55.839 --> 00:33:58.259
there's, like, way more, like, keyframes in the

00:33:58.259 --> 00:34:00.500
animation. The line shading is really strong.

00:34:01.079 --> 00:34:03.180
It looks really distinct, and I really liked,

00:34:03.220 --> 00:34:04.960
like, some parts of the choreography. Like, there's,

00:34:04.980 --> 00:34:06.759
like, a brief moment where you're seeing... I

00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:08.760
know. It sounds dumb, but, like, you know, like...

00:34:09.000 --> 00:34:10.619
There's a brief moment where you're seeing a

00:34:10.619 --> 00:34:12.380
first person view of Broly and Goku's trying

00:34:12.380 --> 00:34:14.199
to come up and pummel him. It feels like a video

00:34:14.199 --> 00:34:18.639
game. And hey, the little 10 -year -old me, that's

00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:23.139
what got my nostalgia excited, basically. Um,

00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:25.659
there are random weird parts where they just

00:34:25.659 --> 00:34:27.280
switch to 3D animation. I feel like a lot of

00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:28.760
anime's been doing this nowadays, and it's always

00:34:28.760 --> 00:34:30.239
jarring for me. Like, I don't know if you guys

00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:31.940
noticed it, like, when they just transitioned

00:34:31.940 --> 00:34:33.619
3D models, and that was, like, the only part

00:34:33.619 --> 00:34:35.019
of the visuals that I just did not like. I was

00:34:35.019 --> 00:34:37.019
like, why the fuck did you do that? Like, whatever.

00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:39.800
It's fine. I don't know. I'm not an expert on

00:34:39.800 --> 00:34:41.400
animation, so, like, maybe there's a reason for

00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:44.909
it. Whatever. Um... Okay. Yeah. This movie's

00:34:44.909 --> 00:34:46.409
dumb as hell. I think we're getting to rating

00:34:46.409 --> 00:34:49.630
time. I talked a lot. I'm sorry. It's fine. I'm

00:34:49.630 --> 00:34:53.230
going to give it, you know, honestly, two centimeters

00:34:53.230 --> 00:34:57.280
out of five. Wow. That's a good scale. You're

00:34:57.280 --> 00:34:59.619
going to two. Yeah, I'm going to two. All right,

00:34:59.860 --> 00:35:02.639
Mitchell, we saw it. I want your rating as well.

00:35:02.739 --> 00:35:06.280
It's half. Half a centimeter out of five. Wait,

00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:10.039
how many Dragon Balls out of five? Zero. It's

00:35:10.039 --> 00:35:12.300
so bad. Well, okay, here's my deal. Here's my

00:35:12.300 --> 00:35:15.139
deal. So they made a movie. Thus, they get half.

00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.659
Like, that is putting your name on the SAT. Damn.

00:35:17.719 --> 00:35:20.900
So, great for them. I will say this. See, I'm

00:35:20.900 --> 00:35:23.280
not afraid to give somebody a zero. Yeah. You're

00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:25.300
going to give it a zero? Really? No, I feel like

00:35:25.300 --> 00:35:27.719
I'm in between you two. I felt that when I left

00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:29.880
the movie, I felt that I was in between you two.

00:35:29.980 --> 00:35:32.519
Yeah. Yeah. Well, my thing is, look, getting

00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:37.340
a movie made is very hard. You sound like you're

00:35:37.340 --> 00:35:39.920
giving this person an F and they're like, never

00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:42.559
mind, go ahead. No, I'm giving you an F because

00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:44.739
you put your name on it. So it's just like, is

00:35:44.739 --> 00:35:49.239
he cut? Look, here's the deal. So I went back,

00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:51.780
because we saw that the reviews for this movie

00:35:51.780 --> 00:35:54.119
were actually pretty good. And I was just like,

00:35:54.139 --> 00:35:55.840
what were these reviewers seeing? And then I

00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:58.400
realized, okay, so it's not the New York Times

00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:00.619
reviewing this movie. No, it's not. These are

00:36:00.619 --> 00:36:04.639
all these random blogs. This is Lizard Eater

00:36:04.639 --> 00:36:06.719
127. I should have given you that disclaimer.

00:36:06.900 --> 00:36:09.300
This is the big flaw of Rotten Tomatoes is that

00:36:09.300 --> 00:36:12.099
when you see an 86%, not all 80 % are creative

00:36:12.099 --> 00:36:13.400
people in Rotten Tomatoes. No, they're not all

00:36:13.400 --> 00:36:16.639
equal. These were fans that reviewed it. The

00:36:16.639 --> 00:36:19.980
one positive review that I took away, and I'm

00:36:19.980 --> 00:36:22.929
like, okay, I will accept this opinion. is the

00:36:22.929 --> 00:36:25.510
LA Times, whoever reviewed it for them, they

00:36:25.510 --> 00:36:29.150
said that this is the perfect movie for a Dragon

00:36:29.150 --> 00:36:31.889
Ball fan. Yes. And I think you have to be a current

00:36:31.889 --> 00:36:33.630
Dragon Ball fan. Yeah, I think you'd be caught

00:36:33.630 --> 00:36:35.150
up. And I'm somewhere in this weird in -between

00:36:35.150 --> 00:36:36.570
state where it's like, I'm not caught up with

00:36:36.570 --> 00:36:40.429
Super, so, but I still, like, I've still, I still,

00:36:40.530 --> 00:36:42.230
like, you know, I played the new Dragon Ball

00:36:42.230 --> 00:36:44.650
fighting game, so, like, I know that shit, but,

00:36:44.710 --> 00:36:46.989
like, it still didn't connect with me on a level

00:36:46.989 --> 00:36:48.869
that a lot of my friends did, you know? And I'm

00:36:48.869 --> 00:36:50.619
like, mm. I don't know. So there's nothing engaging

00:36:50.619 --> 00:36:53.059
about the characters or the plot. No. The action

00:36:53.059 --> 00:36:56.639
sequences, I thought, were frankly boring. For

00:36:56.639 --> 00:36:59.280
as long as they were, dude, there was nothing

00:36:59.280 --> 00:37:01.260
I got out of them. There's no storytelling in

00:37:01.260 --> 00:37:03.619
the action sequences, which is what you got during

00:37:03.619 --> 00:37:05.840
the Frieza saga. Yes. A lot of back and forth,

00:37:05.900 --> 00:37:09.139
a lot of gains and losses. This was just a bad

00:37:09.139 --> 00:37:11.960
movie. That was all about fan service, which

00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:15.440
is great, but it did not serve me. So half a

00:37:15.440 --> 00:37:18.059
whatever out of five. So I told you, I'm sitting

00:37:18.059 --> 00:37:22.590
in between you. to? Yeah. 0 .5 to my rating?

00:37:22.769 --> 00:37:24.909
Yeah. It's closer to the 0 .5. I gave it a 0

00:37:24.909 --> 00:37:28.389
.75. 0 .75? We're going down to, okay. Wow. Yeah.

00:37:28.469 --> 00:37:30.309
And the next episode we'll be like, I give this

00:37:30.309 --> 00:37:34.289
one a 1 .7325. Well, no, the real thing is I

00:37:34.289 --> 00:37:37.309
can't give it 0 .5 because I thought it was better

00:37:37.309 --> 00:37:39.349
than that, but I also can't give it a 1 because

00:37:39.349 --> 00:37:41.730
I didn't think it was as good as that. So I'm

00:37:41.730 --> 00:37:44.369
not saying it's a perfect rating and that we

00:37:44.369 --> 00:37:46.130
should change our rating system. I'm just saying

00:37:46.130 --> 00:37:49.119
for this particular movie, I can't give it a

00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:51.000
one. I feel bad bringing you guys along. That

00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.960
was, you know. Oh, no. I was having some dumb

00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:54.440
fun with it, and that's why I gave it a two.

00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:56.840
But I was like, oh, yeah. Dude, I had a great

00:37:56.840 --> 00:37:58.460
time. We are not feeling this. I had a great

00:37:58.460 --> 00:38:00.360
time more looking over at you guys and being

00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:03.440
like, what the fuck? Yeah. It's bewildering.

00:38:03.440 --> 00:38:07.400
Yeah. Yes. So, all right. Well, that was that.

00:38:07.400 --> 00:38:09.079
Is that the worst movie of the week, though?

00:38:09.389 --> 00:38:11.329
That's what I'm wondering, too. We have T -Dog

00:38:11.329 --> 00:38:14.369
here, who, if you saw on our YouTube channel

00:38:14.369 --> 00:38:17.849
or Wix page, you saw him lose the challenge of

00:38:17.849 --> 00:38:22.269
the Super Smash stock battle. What movie did

00:38:22.269 --> 00:38:26.389
you see? So, a few weeks ago, it was before it

00:38:26.389 --> 00:38:29.690
left theaters, I saw Holmes and Watson, the critically

00:38:29.690 --> 00:38:33.829
acclaimed Victorian -age Sherlock tale. Okay,

00:38:33.829 --> 00:38:39.579
nice. It is great. It's a period piece. So I

00:38:39.579 --> 00:38:43.619
would like to start off saying I feel envious

00:38:43.619 --> 00:38:48.219
of Andre last week, or two weeks, however long

00:38:48.219 --> 00:38:50.900
we did the last one, because he made me kind

00:38:50.900 --> 00:38:53.000
of want to see the movie that he was describing.

00:38:53.860 --> 00:38:57.320
There were elements of it where I was like, oh

00:38:57.320 --> 00:39:01.119
man. Maybe not actually see it, but where I could

00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:05.219
be like, oh, that's a bad enough movie where

00:39:05.219 --> 00:39:07.900
it'd be somewhat entertaining. Maybe if you drank

00:39:07.900 --> 00:39:11.480
enough. I'm not sure exactly, but I don't see

00:39:11.480 --> 00:39:14.079
any. light that you would make this movie entertaining

00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:16.480
you know even even if you're like trying to rift

00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:21.219
on it um it's it's really hard to find redeeming

00:39:21.219 --> 00:39:26.199
qualities uh so essentially it's a pretty basic

00:39:26.199 --> 00:39:30.300
Sherlock plot um you know some you have James

00:39:30.300 --> 00:39:33.719
Moriarty uh the primary bad guy throughout a

00:39:33.719 --> 00:39:36.460
lot of Sherlock. Like every single one. Storytells,

00:39:36.519 --> 00:39:40.159
right? He's the main bad. So it starts off, you

00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:44.159
know, they're after him. Sherlock isn't able

00:39:44.159 --> 00:39:47.360
to, they're not able to, I guess, convict him

00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:51.619
ever. He ends up taking off to America. But they

00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:53.760
still think that he might actually be there.

00:39:54.420 --> 00:39:58.780
It turns out to be his, so Sherlock's like house.

00:39:59.579 --> 00:40:02.980
um housekeeper who is actually james moriarty's

00:40:02.980 --> 00:40:05.960
daughter you know is doing this plot against

00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:08.780
the queen all right you know to assassinate the

00:40:08.780 --> 00:40:12.380
queen yeah um and and then you know she even

00:40:12.380 --> 00:40:15.960
frames uh watson for a brief you know maybe like

00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:20.360
10 to 5 5 to 10 minute span and it all happens

00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:22.199
so quick like when you think about the plot line

00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:26.199
it's condensed so short um there's really not

00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:29.039
much of the plot Basically, the entire movie

00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:35.539
is Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. They're just

00:40:35.539 --> 00:40:38.900
overacting on this Victorian, you know, they

00:40:38.900 --> 00:40:43.940
have the accent, the clothes. It's almost like

00:40:43.940 --> 00:40:47.820
somebody really disliked, I guess, the popularity

00:40:47.820 --> 00:40:52.360
of Sherlock Tales and just decided to put out

00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.320
this movie that was, it didn't even like, yeah,

00:40:55.400 --> 00:40:59.789
I mean, it was, satire but essentially there

00:40:59.789 --> 00:41:02.030
weren't even um you know i guess if i'm going

00:41:02.030 --> 00:41:05.409
to a will ferrell movie um or john c reilly i'm

00:41:05.409 --> 00:41:09.130
expecting some dumb comedic relief yeah yeah

00:41:09.130 --> 00:41:12.909
and there were almost three stooge -esque type

00:41:12.909 --> 00:41:16.429
interactions where it was like i don't know if

00:41:16.429 --> 00:41:18.690
they were actually humor yeah but i don't know

00:41:18.690 --> 00:41:20.250
if they're actually trying to get a laugh from

00:41:20.250 --> 00:41:23.440
the audience or if they were trying not to get

00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.019
a laugh from the audience you're saying that

00:41:25.019 --> 00:41:27.900
there was a comedy like trying to that would

00:41:27.900 --> 00:41:31.019
be funny yeah and um that's a nice c -dog It

00:41:31.019 --> 00:41:35.460
was really... They made a movie, damn it. They

00:41:35.460 --> 00:41:37.820
put their name on the paper. Somebody made a

00:41:37.820 --> 00:41:40.420
movie. The funny thing is that I'm thinking over

00:41:40.420 --> 00:41:42.159
here, is like, oh, I'm thinking this movie's

00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:43.980
terrible, but at the same time, I'm also wondering,

00:41:44.059 --> 00:41:47.300
is there many other actors that have their middle

00:41:47.300 --> 00:41:50.739
initial in movies? Right. Like, we keep saying

00:41:50.739 --> 00:41:54.739
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Yeah. I'm not

00:41:54.739 --> 00:41:59.590
entirely sure about that, but... So James Moriarty

00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:04.889
is played by, I can't think of his name. I can

00:42:04.889 --> 00:42:08.869
look it up. He's from Schindler's List. Oh. Ray

00:42:08.869 --> 00:42:14.050
Fiennes? Ralph Fiennes or Liam Neeson? He's in

00:42:14.050 --> 00:42:16.289
it as well. Liam Neeson is not in this movie.

00:42:16.329 --> 00:42:18.530
He's in this movie, okay. Hugh Laurie is in this

00:42:18.530 --> 00:42:20.369
movie. Hugh Laurie's in it. Hugh Laurie's in

00:42:20.369 --> 00:42:23.130
this movie? He is, briefly. So he plays Sherlock's

00:42:23.130 --> 00:42:27.510
brother. Oh, that's a good fit for him. The issue

00:42:27.510 --> 00:42:30.250
is they have like maybe a minute or two. It is

00:42:30.250 --> 00:42:33.349
very fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so he's James

00:42:33.349 --> 00:42:36.489
Moriarty, the primary bad guy. However, he's

00:42:36.489 --> 00:42:40.269
only, you know, they have very minor dialogue

00:42:40.269 --> 00:42:44.630
for him. And you see him a few times in the movie,

00:42:44.690 --> 00:42:48.030
but it's really mainly screen time is... Will

00:42:48.030 --> 00:42:50.409
Ferrell and John C. Reilly overacting this accent

00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:53.469
and trying to do this. Well, I mean, like, I

00:42:53.469 --> 00:42:55.530
didn't know Steve Coogan was in it, too. Yeah.

00:42:55.769 --> 00:42:58.070
So it's not like a lot of people. Yeah. It's

00:42:58.070 --> 00:43:00.050
interesting, like the character or I guess the

00:43:00.050 --> 00:43:02.550
actors that were in this. Yeah. The Hugh Laurie

00:43:02.550 --> 00:43:06.090
dialogue is basically, you know, a few minutes

00:43:06.090 --> 00:43:11.739
and it's it's him and Will Ferrell there. basically

00:43:11.739 --> 00:43:15.400
mind telepathically communicating because, you

00:43:15.400 --> 00:43:18.699
know, it's like this feel of they're so intelligent

00:43:18.699 --> 00:43:21.099
that they can just communicate non -verbally

00:43:21.099 --> 00:43:23.619
and so they go through it. Well, the funny thing

00:43:23.619 --> 00:43:25.480
is the first thing I thought of when you said

00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:28.519
mind telepathy in Sherlock Holmes was in the

00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.909
Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows. remember how

00:43:31.909 --> 00:43:34.869
they're playing a chess game at this party and

00:43:34.869 --> 00:43:36.670
like they're making their moves in their head

00:43:36.670 --> 00:43:38.809
oh you're going to do this well i'm going to

00:43:38.809 --> 00:43:41.550
do this yeah yeah and so it's interesting that

00:43:41.550 --> 00:43:43.789
you made it in that voice because that's that's

00:43:43.789 --> 00:43:46.690
kind of how you get the entire like that exact

00:43:46.690 --> 00:43:52.500
voice is that entire sherlock oh yeah But it

00:43:52.500 --> 00:43:55.000
wasn't funny. No, no. It sounds like it could

00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:58.980
be, but it has to be. The excerpt of Mike's voice

00:43:58.980 --> 00:44:01.679
was kind of interesting in terms of how he just

00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:04.840
kind of made this dialogue. But it was that the

00:44:04.840 --> 00:44:10.000
entire span of the movie. Oh. So there were a

00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:13.420
few parts where it would pause reality and then

00:44:13.420 --> 00:44:17.579
you'd get Sherlock calculating this past or whatever.

00:44:17.800 --> 00:44:20.219
But a lot of, I would say that happened maybe,

00:44:21.469 --> 00:44:23.989
i don't know a handful of times and it was it

00:44:23.989 --> 00:44:28.190
was just like some stupid um like a b to hit

00:44:28.190 --> 00:44:30.750
a b or something like that and at the end i think

00:44:30.750 --> 00:44:33.530
it kind of introduced this like lackluster love

00:44:33.530 --> 00:44:39.980
interest so sweet it was Yes. Oh, spoilers, you

00:44:39.980 --> 00:44:42.719
asshole. Dude, what the fuck, bro? Disclaimer,

00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:47.019
spoilers. Can we go and edit the yes out of there?

00:44:47.219 --> 00:44:51.000
Oh, absolutely. I don't know, T -Dog. Maybe watch

00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:55.039
the movie and see. I don't think I have the ability

00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:57.559
to edit you guys. I only have the ability to

00:44:57.559 --> 00:45:02.119
edit myself. Oh, goodness. Because there's definitely

00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:04.320
things in this podcast that have not been edited

00:45:04.320 --> 00:45:11.159
out. That's true. I'm so glad we don't have video.

00:45:13.780 --> 00:45:18.960
I also went back to try to, I guess, review or

00:45:18.960 --> 00:45:22.719
look up Google reviews on it to see what people

00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:28.440
enjoyed about the movie. And there were a few...

00:45:28.920 --> 00:45:31.179
I guess, positive reviews on it, but I just couldn't

00:45:31.179 --> 00:45:33.280
pick out what they actually liked about the movie.

00:45:33.380 --> 00:45:37.519
Was it John B. Reilly? I don't know. It probably

00:45:37.519 --> 00:45:42.099
was. John F. Reilly. It was really difficult

00:45:42.099 --> 00:45:45.079
to get through. It's a movie that you'd walk

00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:48.360
out of the movie theater. Really? It's not even,

00:45:48.460 --> 00:45:51.139
like, you can't find the bad, laughable, you

00:45:51.139 --> 00:45:52.800
know, where you're laughing at a movie because

00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:55.519
it's weird in between. It's just that there's

00:45:55.519 --> 00:46:00.429
no, the comedic, relief of it um i mean it was

00:46:00.429 --> 00:46:03.489
non -existent but it was it was non -existent

00:46:03.489 --> 00:46:06.269
wow for comedy you kind of want to be funny yeah

00:46:06.269 --> 00:46:10.690
wow it yeah i really don't know what to say about

00:46:10.690 --> 00:46:13.579
it because you know i enjoy their You know, those

00:46:13.579 --> 00:46:15.260
two actors, they're stupid. They have, yeah.

00:46:15.260 --> 00:46:17.320
Stupid movies. I mean, they make stupid jokes.

00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:19.760
Right. They have decent stupid movies. Yeah,

00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:22.179
exactly. Like, Talladega Nights is great between

00:46:22.179 --> 00:46:23.940
those two. Yeah, Talladega Nights. Step Brothers.

00:46:23.960 --> 00:46:26.840
Step Brothers is amazing. And what is the commonality

00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:28.619
between those two movies that we just said, though?

00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:32.380
Adam McKay. Yeah, that's true. He's now gone

00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:34.780
on to more serious films like Big Short and Vice,

00:46:34.900 --> 00:46:37.480
which have comedic elements, but I think there

00:46:37.480 --> 00:46:39.360
is something to be said about being in the hands

00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:43.000
of a master director. I don't know about this

00:46:43.000 --> 00:46:46.920
one, though. Adam McKay is not a part of Sherlock

00:46:46.920 --> 00:46:51.239
or whatever. Right, and I get that. I just feel

00:46:51.239 --> 00:46:55.090
like any other... I don't even know if it was

00:46:55.090 --> 00:46:57.369
the director. I don't know if it was the script.

00:46:57.510 --> 00:46:59.150
Yeah, trying to figure out who the director was.

00:46:59.210 --> 00:47:00.889
Like I said, I almost feel like it was somebody

00:47:00.889 --> 00:47:03.769
that was purposely trying to make a bad, like

00:47:03.769 --> 00:47:06.789
a non -laughable. Like it was a sick practical

00:47:06.789 --> 00:47:10.469
joke. I'm not entirely sure. Wow. But I was also

00:47:10.469 --> 00:47:14.019
just like movie. Eaton Cohen from Israel. He

00:47:14.019 --> 00:47:18.599
was a writer -producer known for Idiocracy. Idiocracy's

00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:21.119
good. Is he the third Coen brother? Men in Black

00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:25.619
3 and then Holmes and Watson. He was also a writer

00:47:25.619 --> 00:47:29.480
on Tropic Thunder. Wait, time out. So there's

00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:31.880
Joel and Ethan Coen. They are not related. This

00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:35.139
is E10 Coen. Oh, that's so important. It doesn't

00:47:35.139 --> 00:47:39.079
matter. They're not even close to religion because

00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:43.400
Cohen is C -O -E -N. This one is C -O -H -E -N.

00:47:43.539 --> 00:47:46.119
But it doesn't matter. Idiocracy was a great

00:47:46.119 --> 00:47:50.019
movie. But he's a writer -producer. He's not

00:47:50.019 --> 00:47:55.730
a director. but I really I don't know where like

00:47:55.730 --> 00:47:58.369
I don't know who to blame this movie on everyone

00:47:58.369 --> 00:48:02.190
yeah everyone like accepting roles accepting

00:48:02.190 --> 00:48:06.309
jobs okay do we know who the production company

00:48:06.309 --> 00:48:08.789
was because that they even greenlit it is probably

00:48:08.789 --> 00:48:11.409
it was a big one I thought it was Warner's because

00:48:11.409 --> 00:48:13.389
they tried to sell it to Netflix Netflix right

00:48:13.389 --> 00:48:14.849
and Netflix didn't want it and Netflix passed

00:48:14.849 --> 00:48:17.710
they're like we've got all these Adam Sandler

00:48:17.710 --> 00:48:21.269
movies we're doing well we've already got our

00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:23.780
Stupid comedy questions. From what I heard, they

00:48:23.780 --> 00:48:26.099
were asking for too much money on the sell. So

00:48:26.099 --> 00:48:27.719
Netflix is just like, eh, we're spending a lot

00:48:27.719 --> 00:48:29.400
of money. Yeah, I mean, over $5 is probably...

00:48:29.400 --> 00:48:32.159
I would look that up. Mike, if you want to look

00:48:32.159 --> 00:48:33.880
that up. I think it was Warner Bros. I don't

00:48:33.880 --> 00:48:37.699
want to look it up. Okay, yes. Okay, we'll disclaimer

00:48:37.699 --> 00:48:40.400
this with a lot of uncertainty around what we

00:48:40.400 --> 00:48:43.539
state as quote -unquote not facts. I don't know.

00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:47.099
Yeah, you know. Fiction facts. Fiction facts.

00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:50.760
Alternative facts. Talkie facts. Alternative

00:48:50.760 --> 00:48:54.820
facts. Gary Sanchez Productions. Columbia Pictures.

00:48:55.059 --> 00:48:58.699
Columbia. Okay. So Gary Sanchez, that is the

00:48:58.699 --> 00:49:01.139
production company of actually Adam McKay and

00:49:01.139 --> 00:49:02.960
Will Ferrell. I was going to say, it's still

00:49:02.960 --> 00:49:06.260
produced by Adam McKay. Is it? Yeah. So that

00:49:06.260 --> 00:49:08.659
means he threw money at it, but creatively he

00:49:08.659 --> 00:49:09.840
probably had nothing to do with it. Yeah, sure.

00:49:10.539 --> 00:49:14.199
Gary Sanchez, by the way, that's hilarious. Because

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:15.900
that was before the baseball player. Oh, Cary

00:49:15.900 --> 00:49:17.739
Sanchez, yeah. Yeah, I didn't even think about

00:49:17.739 --> 00:49:20.880
that. I feel like they intentionally made it

00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:23.699
just... I don't know for what reason. Maybe it

00:49:23.699 --> 00:49:25.699
was a tax write -off. Yeah, it could be, yeah.

00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:28.800
A tax write -off! Maybe. I just, I don't, I want

00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:30.460
to know how they got all these people in it.

00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:33.000
Maybe it's legit, like, they just wanted to hang

00:49:33.000 --> 00:49:36.480
out, you know? So, so, I mean, you know, they

00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:40.800
love people, yeah. Yeah, I mean, that could be

00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:43.179
the case, and if they would throw, like, an interesting

00:49:43.179 --> 00:49:46.449
Sherlock line, or, you know, um, maybe... work

00:49:46.449 --> 00:49:49.030
on some plot, I could take it as a non -comedy

00:49:49.030 --> 00:49:53.329
type, kind of like the BBC series or something

00:49:53.329 --> 00:49:55.429
like that. I don't really see those actors playing

00:49:55.429 --> 00:49:57.789
that type of role, but it'd be interesting to

00:49:57.789 --> 00:50:02.630
see. Definitely not Benedict Lumberbatch. How

00:50:02.630 --> 00:50:08.650
dare you? I, for one, can't wait. I cannot wait

00:50:08.650 --> 00:50:11.469
for the inevitable sequel of Sherlock Holmes

00:50:11.469 --> 00:50:16.210
Infinity War. There's more to this. Did they

00:50:16.210 --> 00:50:20.130
leave a sequel? No, I didn't laugh at all during

00:50:20.130 --> 00:50:22.829
the entire thing. Not even forced chuckle, etc.

00:50:23.190 --> 00:50:29.650
But there was, at the very end, the entire movie,

00:50:29.769 --> 00:50:32.429
James Moriarty, presumably in America somewhere.

00:50:33.929 --> 00:50:36.070
which is like white knuckling because i feel

00:50:36.070 --> 00:50:37.210
like i know what you're going to kind of the

00:50:37.210 --> 00:50:40.789
wild west right and so at the very end cut to

00:50:40.789 --> 00:50:42.969
um you know this is i can't remember if it was

00:50:42.969 --> 00:50:45.489
post credits or just right at the end um so you

00:50:45.489 --> 00:50:49.130
cut to um this western style looking bar yeah

00:50:49.130 --> 00:50:52.010
james moriarty's sitting there um some kid delivers

00:50:52.010 --> 00:50:55.739
him a note that says, you know, we know where

00:50:55.739 --> 00:50:57.659
you are or whatever. And then, you know, pan

00:50:57.659 --> 00:51:01.940
over to the guys sitting there in cowboy hats.

00:51:02.239 --> 00:51:06.480
And I had to chuckle there just because the prospect

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:10.639
of a sequel to that. And that made me laugh.

00:51:11.099 --> 00:51:14.119
So I was going to say I did not laugh at all

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.300
during that movie, but that part made me laugh.

00:51:16.380 --> 00:51:18.380
Just the idea. Just the idea. They might make

00:51:18.380 --> 00:51:25.449
money. That is scary. Good for them. I was also

00:51:25.449 --> 00:51:28.889
thinking based on this is at some point after

00:51:28.889 --> 00:51:31.650
we've done enough of these podcasts that maybe

00:51:31.650 --> 00:51:35.650
we should pick one of the bad movies and everyone

00:51:35.650 --> 00:51:38.530
sits down and watches it. Oh, there's one that

00:51:38.530 --> 00:51:43.210
we already have in mind. Yes. Do we want to spoil

00:51:43.210 --> 00:51:47.289
it or no? When I say bad movie, bad... Oh, okay.

00:51:47.489 --> 00:51:49.110
I remember. Okay, sure. There's one that comes

00:51:49.110 --> 00:51:52.409
to mind. Yes. Okay. But that's different. I thought

00:51:52.409 --> 00:51:55.590
we talked about this last podcast. The Room is

00:51:55.590 --> 00:51:59.070
amazing. You've seen The Room? No. Oh, okay.

00:51:59.110 --> 00:52:01.329
No, we missed this on the last podcast. That's

00:52:01.329 --> 00:52:04.510
fine. But I'm saying like as a collection of

00:52:04.510 --> 00:52:06.989
ones that... You know, we've had through this

00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:09.289
podcast and picked, like, I would say the room

00:52:09.289 --> 00:52:12.130
is something different. If we get through, like,

00:52:12.210 --> 00:52:15.329
20 of these and we're just like, oh, man, Humanity

00:52:15.329 --> 00:52:17.809
Bureau, Holmes and Watson. Honestly, the worst

00:52:17.809 --> 00:52:20.090
of the worst is going to be Holmes and Watson.

00:52:21.050 --> 00:52:24.250
Dude, you haven't seen Humanity Bureau, my dog.

00:52:24.369 --> 00:52:28.570
You got it. I mean, my thought process right

00:52:28.570 --> 00:52:32.429
now is if we do this, if we're still doing this

00:52:32.429 --> 00:52:36.130
in a year. Yeah. March Madness is coming up.

00:52:36.210 --> 00:52:40.369
Yeah. And we can line up all of them. Do a bracket.

00:52:40.489 --> 00:52:45.210
Do a bracket. Wow. That would be interesting

00:52:45.210 --> 00:52:47.730
though. Yeah, I was about to say playing games.

00:52:47.789 --> 00:52:49.449
I feel like Broly makes the playing games for

00:52:49.449 --> 00:52:51.570
that. We probably have like, we probably get

00:52:51.570 --> 00:52:54.940
to 32 movies. Yeah. We probably see some other

00:52:54.940 --> 00:52:57.500
crappy ones that are not on the list, like Broly.

00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:00.920
And so we can throw Broly in and then just kind

00:53:00.920 --> 00:53:02.460
of have a bracket. I'm not looking forward to

00:53:02.460 --> 00:53:04.179
watching all of those, but that sounds... No,

00:53:04.179 --> 00:53:05.420
no, no. I'm not saying we watch all of them.

00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.320
No, I say we watch them all. Like, we... Oh,

00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.699
my God. And then we... Maybe not 32. Maybe not

00:53:10.699 --> 00:53:14.659
32. I'm a guy who watches, like, a ton of movies.

00:53:14.670 --> 00:53:19.469
So that's a lot. Maybe once we get down to like

00:53:19.469 --> 00:53:23.750
the Elite Eight or something. Yeah, that may

00:53:23.750 --> 00:53:26.710
be a little more doable. We'll figure it out.

00:53:26.769 --> 00:53:31.949
Maybe the final four. Something like that. We

00:53:31.949 --> 00:53:34.610
can agree on movies that we all have seen collectively.

00:53:35.349 --> 00:53:38.869
For me, anyway, I don't know if Paroli would

00:53:38.869 --> 00:53:42.969
make my Elite 8. It is a terrible movie. No,

00:53:42.969 --> 00:53:45.289
I'm not even saying that. He's not even elite

00:53:45.289 --> 00:53:46.610
of the terrible movies, is what he's saying.

00:53:47.010 --> 00:53:49.949
I don't think that would make my list. Oh, gotcha.

00:53:49.949 --> 00:53:52.409
Dude, it's on the bottom of my list. I know it

00:53:52.409 --> 00:53:54.530
came out last year, but it's on the bottom of

00:53:54.530 --> 00:54:01.269
2018 and 2019. Wow, damn. Broly sucks. Put a

00:54:01.269 --> 00:54:04.030
shot color on that thing. I would have rather

00:54:04.030 --> 00:54:08.929
watched Broly. Let's get to your rating. What's

00:54:08.929 --> 00:54:12.590
your rating? I'm not rating this. You can't not

00:54:12.590 --> 00:54:14.309
rate it. You have to give it an out of five.

00:54:14.429 --> 00:54:19.469
Even zero is a possibility. Zero out of five

00:54:19.469 --> 00:54:23.699
what? because it's not worth putting a joke.

00:54:24.460 --> 00:54:27.619
It's not even... That's exactly the movie. That's

00:54:27.619 --> 00:54:30.139
exactly the movie. No trench coat? Can we say

00:54:30.139 --> 00:54:32.900
trench coat? I don't know. No, no. He doesn't

00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:35.340
deserve it. What was that bad selfie joke that

00:54:35.340 --> 00:54:38.420
they had in the trailer? The camera where he

00:54:38.420 --> 00:54:40.360
hit the... There's the old camera and they knock

00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:43.260
out the queen. Wait, wait, wait. The queen. Queen

00:54:43.260 --> 00:54:46.059
Victoria's in it? Yeah. Oh, that's great. That's

00:54:46.059 --> 00:54:48.369
amazing. He punched a bee, didn't he? Yeah, that

00:54:48.369 --> 00:54:51.250
was part of the... Zero out of five Bs. Oh, sure.

00:54:52.309 --> 00:54:54.210
It's a B movie. What are we going to do when

00:54:54.210 --> 00:54:57.340
we watch the B movie? Damn it! Dude, the B movie's

00:54:57.340 --> 00:55:01.579
amazing. Zero out of five bestiality? I don't

00:55:01.579 --> 00:55:04.300
know. Dude, love is love is love, dude. Yeah,

00:55:04.300 --> 00:55:06.780
right. Dude, Shape of Water won the Oscar. We're

00:55:06.780 --> 00:55:10.460
in a post -bestiality world. That's right. Hashtag

00:55:10.460 --> 00:55:13.179
fish sex. So we're going to jump to our thing

00:55:13.179 --> 00:55:16.199
we do every time. We're going to shorten it a

00:55:16.199 --> 00:55:17.659
little bit because it seemed like it would drag

00:55:17.659 --> 00:55:20.250
down a little bit last time. Basically just a

00:55:20.250 --> 00:55:23.210
movie you are feeling something strongly about.

00:55:23.289 --> 00:55:25.849
It can be positive or negative. Okay. Upcoming.

00:55:26.610 --> 00:55:28.889
I guess I'll go around again. All right. Yeah.

00:55:28.949 --> 00:55:32.329
It's on you. I was going to wait because I feel

00:55:32.329 --> 00:55:33.969
like somebody else is going to bring this movie

00:55:33.969 --> 00:55:37.210
up. And so I was going to wait until the end

00:55:37.210 --> 00:55:39.570
because I have a backup plan just in case. All

00:55:39.570 --> 00:55:42.869
right. But I guess I'll jump first. Alita Battle

00:55:42.869 --> 00:55:47.489
Angel is going to suck. Hot take. It is going

00:55:47.489 --> 00:55:50.570
to suck. That has 33 on Rotten Tomatoes. The

00:55:50.570 --> 00:55:54.309
embargo is up then. The embargo is off. I did

00:55:54.309 --> 00:55:56.849
not know that ratings or anything like that.

00:55:56.989 --> 00:55:59.750
I just knew from the trailers it is going to

00:55:59.750 --> 00:56:02.510
suck. It's an anime adaptation and they went

00:56:02.510 --> 00:56:05.570
for the direction of it's an anime adaptation

00:56:05.570 --> 00:56:07.750
so we'll make the main character's eyes super

00:56:07.750 --> 00:56:12.469
big. Big and buggy. That's a That's a choice.

00:56:12.730 --> 00:56:14.409
I would have understood if they did that for

00:56:14.409 --> 00:56:16.489
like Mantis for like the Avengers movie. Well,

00:56:16.489 --> 00:56:18.110
yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's cohesive. Like

00:56:18.110 --> 00:56:20.769
that makes sense. This one, it seemed out of

00:56:20.769 --> 00:56:23.170
nowhere. And then all of a sudden, I don't know.

00:56:23.250 --> 00:56:25.429
It just feels to me like it's going to suck.

00:56:26.230 --> 00:56:28.150
Where's the vault? Is it in it? I mean. So I

00:56:28.150 --> 00:56:30.130
don't know. He might be the saving grace, but

00:56:30.130 --> 00:56:32.429
he seems like a 10 minute part. Yeah. I don't

00:56:32.429 --> 00:56:34.309
know the story. So can someone like catch me

00:56:34.309 --> 00:56:37.050
up? I don't really know the story super well.

00:56:37.090 --> 00:56:39.829
It's just a classic 80s battle manga. So she's

00:56:39.829 --> 00:56:41.329
a robot. She's a super robot. Yeah. She's part

00:56:41.329 --> 00:56:42.989
of the super robot genre. So it's like kind of

00:56:42.989 --> 00:56:46.289
super tropey. I can tell you what happens in

00:56:46.289 --> 00:56:48.889
the trailer. That's about it. So she is. So she's

00:56:48.889 --> 00:56:51.650
not a human. So she does. She gets dropped from

00:56:51.650 --> 00:56:53.570
like the society that's above everybody else.

00:56:53.570 --> 00:56:56.239
She's their trash. But she is a robot that's,

00:56:56.260 --> 00:56:58.820
like, extremely good at fighting. Kristoff Waltz

00:56:58.820 --> 00:57:01.360
takes her in, like, is the dad, and basically

00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:04.360
says, you need to destroy the society because

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:07.900
they're keeping us down and, like, making it

00:57:07.900 --> 00:57:10.039
impossible to live because we live down here.

00:57:10.099 --> 00:57:12.239
So this is like Geppetto if you turn Pinocchio

00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:14.500
into, like, a battle monster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:14.760 --> 00:57:16.260
He would kill the whale. This sounds like a much

00:57:16.260 --> 00:57:18.639
better movie. Dude, fuck yeah. He would kill

00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:20.219
the whale instead of being eaten by the whale.

00:57:20.219 --> 00:57:23.469
Right, right, right. I watched that. I definitely

00:57:23.469 --> 00:57:28.010
see a puppet take on a whale. Yeah. Anyway, Alita

00:57:28.010 --> 00:57:32.030
Battle Angel. Alita Battle Suckage. We'll see.

00:57:32.150 --> 00:57:34.590
To be fair, no one is seeing this. Yeah, exactly.

00:57:34.670 --> 00:57:36.309
I think it's going to bomb. Totally. The funny

00:57:36.309 --> 00:57:41.309
thing is, I'm also willing to see it. Okay. Because

00:57:41.309 --> 00:57:45.039
I... do feel like there is some love put into

00:57:45.039 --> 00:57:46.880
it so there's a chance there's like a weird because

00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:48.800
like what I don't understand is that Alita Battle

00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:51.099
Angel is not nearly popular enough of a property

00:57:51.099 --> 00:57:53.480
for them to think oh this will make money so

00:57:53.480 --> 00:57:56.079
like Ghost in the Shell you remember Ghost in

00:57:56.079 --> 00:57:57.639
the Shell that came out a couple years ago that

00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:59.820
has enough cachet with enough nerds that like

00:57:59.820 --> 00:58:01.199
okay I get it you're gonna try to make money

00:58:01.199 --> 00:58:03.039
on it so much cachet that they cast Scarlett

00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:05.219
Johansson as the main character dude holy fuck

00:58:05.219 --> 00:58:08.059
oh my god that is a discussion for a completely

00:58:08.059 --> 00:58:10.139
different podcast the worst part is they made

00:58:10.139 --> 00:58:12.860
it a plot point that whole That old... That she

00:58:12.860 --> 00:58:14.860
was whitewashing? Yes. They made that up and

00:58:14.860 --> 00:58:19.199
it was bad. It was not good. Anyways. But like,

00:58:19.219 --> 00:58:21.119
it goes on the show. That's popular. It's called

00:58:21.119 --> 00:58:23.179
classic. I don't see a lot of people talking

00:58:23.179 --> 00:58:26.840
about Aelita, you know? So, I don't really know

00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:28.139
why they made this movie. And that's why I'm

00:58:28.139 --> 00:58:29.820
curious about it. Like, yeah, you're right. Somebody

00:58:29.820 --> 00:58:31.780
out there really fucking loves Aelita and made

00:58:31.780 --> 00:58:34.260
this movie. Who jumped on it, too, is the weird

00:58:34.260 --> 00:58:38.260
thing about it all. The... What is his name?

00:58:38.300 --> 00:58:42.010
Cameron. Cameron... No, his last name's Cameron.

00:58:42.130 --> 00:58:43.510
Oh, James Cameron. James Cameron, thank you.

00:58:43.510 --> 00:58:45.630
I was spacing on it. Yeah, James Cameron jumped

00:58:45.630 --> 00:58:48.250
on this. Like, of all people. Is he producing

00:58:48.250 --> 00:58:53.010
it? He is... Or is he a writer? Because he likes

00:58:53.010 --> 00:58:55.489
to write, too. Oh, does he like to write? So,

00:58:55.510 --> 00:58:57.929
the thing about Avatar, technologically amazing,

00:58:58.269 --> 00:59:00.130
blah, blah, blah, he was also a writer on it,

00:59:00.170 --> 00:59:03.619
and he poached a ton. from other movies and other

00:59:03.619 --> 00:59:06.719
stories, which is fine, but also shows that he's

00:59:06.719 --> 00:59:08.460
not particularly a strong writer. Sure, like

00:59:08.460 --> 00:59:11.320
you're not... Screenplay is by... James Cameron,

00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:13.940
James Cameron. The story is by, or the screenplay.

00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:15.719
Screenplay. I mean, it's an adaptation, so like,

00:59:15.820 --> 00:59:18.320
you know... Yeah, gotcha, gotcha. And like Robert

00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:22.440
Rodriguez is part of it. I'm not a huge fan of

00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:24.400
his. Yeah, but still. No, but he still has a

00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:26.480
style. Yeah, he's a style and he has a reputation.

00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:28.960
He does, he does. So it's one of those things

00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.219
that it should be better than it is, but for

00:59:31.219 --> 00:59:33.400
whatever reason. It looks bad. No, I'm with you.

00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:37.280
We've got a star and a writer. We've got a star

00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:39.820
as a director. Yeah. As much as you don't like

00:59:39.820 --> 00:59:42.059
him, but he's a star. Yeah. Just give it what

00:59:42.059 --> 00:59:44.219
it is. And you've got Christoph Waltz, who's

00:59:44.219 --> 00:59:46.559
a star himself. Yeah. Two -time Oscar winner.

00:59:46.679 --> 00:59:49.019
Exactly. The dude acts. There's three people

00:59:49.019 --> 00:59:50.559
that should have made this movie better than

00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:52.400
it is, and I'm just sitting here going, it's

00:59:52.400 --> 00:59:54.800
going to suck. Yeah. But I still feel like I

00:59:54.800 --> 00:59:57.280
would see it. Maybe the marketing team just let

00:59:57.280 --> 00:59:58.920
us down. Although, if that was the case, then

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:00.920
we know Rotten Tomatoes, like, it would be, like,

01:00:00.980 --> 01:00:03.579
amazing. Right, exactly. Yeah. But, yeah, I don't

01:00:03.579 --> 01:00:04.960
know. I'm curious about it, too. Definitely curious.

01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:07.619
I don't know. Mitchell, anything you're strongly

01:00:07.619 --> 01:00:10.880
or negatively positive? Yeah, I mean, there is,

01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:14.199
I don't know. So I'm looking through basically

01:00:14.199 --> 01:00:16.739
what's coming out the next couple weeks, and

01:00:16.739 --> 01:00:19.219
I wouldn't say strong opinion comes to mind before

01:00:19.219 --> 01:00:21.260
any of these, but I'm just going to say it just

01:00:21.260 --> 01:00:24.179
because I've seen it bombarded on pretty much

01:00:24.179 --> 01:00:27.280
every movie I've gone to see in the theater.

01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:29.519
This is one of the trailers that's featured,

01:00:29.619 --> 01:00:33.719
and isn't it romantic? Yeah. So Rebel Wilson

01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:38.320
is the star of this movie where this is a early

01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:41.340
30s something white girl living in New York who

01:00:41.340 --> 01:00:46.260
is single and she gets mugged in a New York subway

01:00:46.260 --> 01:00:49.980
as one does and runs into a pole again as one

01:00:49.980 --> 01:00:54.309
does and she wakes up arising from a coma. And

01:00:54.309 --> 01:00:57.449
she realizes, holy crap, my life is different.

01:00:57.530 --> 01:01:00.730
And as it turns out, her life is now a romantic

01:01:00.730 --> 01:01:05.429
comedy, a PG -13 romantic comedy. Oh, boy. Yeah.

01:01:05.429 --> 01:01:07.949
Wow, that pretty much reads like the overview

01:01:07.949 --> 01:01:12.889
on this. Exactly. Rob Schneider is a carrot.

01:01:13.289 --> 01:01:17.190
Like, that's probably my carrot. I'm in a romantic

01:01:17.190 --> 01:01:22.949
comedy. Rebel Wilson of Pitch Perfect fame and

01:01:22.949 --> 01:01:27.269
among other things is in it with Liam Hemsworth,

01:01:27.409 --> 01:01:30.690
who is the hunkiest of all the Hemsworths, in

01:01:30.690 --> 01:01:33.690
my opinion. Sure. That's an opinion. Oh, yeah.

01:01:33.750 --> 01:01:36.010
That's an opinion. That's an opinion, man. So

01:01:36.010 --> 01:01:39.809
it's a romantic comedy. So it can be. I'll jump

01:01:39.809 --> 01:01:41.889
on the hot take. No. Hot take. What's your hot

01:01:41.889 --> 01:01:45.309
take? Are you going to say Thor or? So Chris

01:01:45.309 --> 01:01:47.909
Hemsworth. Okay, that's not a hot take. No, no,

01:01:47.969 --> 01:01:50.130
no. I'm just saying compared to your Liam. Oh,

01:01:50.150 --> 01:01:52.590
I'm giving you the hot take. Yes, yes. You get

01:01:52.590 --> 01:01:54.730
the hipster take award. Oh, okay. Gotcha. You

01:01:54.730 --> 01:01:57.030
get the hipster hot take. You know, I liked it

01:01:57.030 --> 01:01:59.090
before it was cool. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely.

01:01:59.409 --> 01:02:02.030
Absolutely. Yeah, Chris Hemsworth is... He's

01:02:02.030 --> 01:02:04.289
been a hunk. Oh, T -Shok's a little uncomfortable?

01:02:04.389 --> 01:02:08.469
Yeah, yeah. Okay. So are you looking forward

01:02:08.469 --> 01:02:11.099
to this movie or are you... Has that been good

01:02:11.099 --> 01:02:13.880
or bad? So far, you're like, I'm trying to read.

01:02:14.079 --> 01:02:16.599
Oh, T -Dog, I will say, if I lose this week's

01:02:16.599 --> 01:02:18.440
challenge, this will probably be the movie I

01:02:18.440 --> 01:02:21.260
have to see. Okay. Not by choice. It looks awful.

01:02:21.460 --> 01:02:25.480
It does. So, every time I see the trailer, nothing

01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:27.539
about it has grown on me. It's usually a good

01:02:27.539 --> 01:02:29.840
time to check the phone, see if there's any emails

01:02:29.840 --> 01:02:32.400
or last -minute texts before the movie comes

01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:34.400
on. Last -minute bathroom break, just in case.

01:02:34.539 --> 01:02:36.619
Maybe hop on the bumble a little bit. Yeah, right.

01:02:36.780 --> 01:02:38.960
Swiping, which I guess leads into the movie itself.

01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:40.789
Bums. I was just going to say, you get a Bumble,

01:02:40.869 --> 01:02:45.250
you can take her with you. So anyway, this movie

01:02:45.250 --> 01:02:47.650
does not look good at all. Maybe Liam Hemsworth

01:02:47.650 --> 01:02:51.369
will see it with you. Bro. Dude. Bro. Don't tease

01:02:51.369 --> 01:02:55.269
me like that. Broly. Dude, broly. That Australian

01:02:55.269 --> 01:03:00.610
accent. It's crazy. I do think, I don't know

01:03:00.610 --> 01:03:02.969
if this is stunt casting or not, but it's two

01:03:02.969 --> 01:03:06.630
people living in New York and both are Australian

01:03:06.630 --> 01:03:09.130
actors still using their Australian accents.

01:03:09.510 --> 01:03:11.570
I mean, that's like better than the, I'd rather

01:03:11.570 --> 01:03:13.510
have them like flaunt their Australian accents

01:03:13.510 --> 01:03:16.130
than like try, like, I don't know. Not everybody

01:03:16.130 --> 01:03:18.250
can hide their accents. Rather than have Will

01:03:18.250 --> 01:03:20.250
Ferrell do a British accent. Yes, exactly. Right.

01:03:20.329 --> 01:03:23.929
It's not that their accents were bad. It's just

01:03:23.929 --> 01:03:26.670
there was no subsidence amongst what they were.

01:03:27.239 --> 01:03:29.940
Trying to say. I feel like you need to watch

01:03:29.940 --> 01:03:32.840
Homes of Watson in a very specific mindset for

01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:35.480
it to work. Oh, that's not a good mindset. I

01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:37.960
don't know what type of mindset. Okay. Well,

01:03:38.059 --> 01:03:40.679
you know. We live next to Massachusetts. Yeah,

01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:42.420
dude. So maybe you should go watch it there.

01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:45.860
Even then. I'm talking inebriated. Oh, you're

01:03:45.860 --> 01:03:48.320
talking like slobbery? Oh, dude. I feel like

01:03:48.320 --> 01:03:50.639
they would just be sad. It's a perfect Netflix

01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:53.420
movie. Yeah. Honestly, it sounds like a perfect,

01:03:53.579 --> 01:03:55.400
because if Adam Sandler was getting that kind

01:03:55.400 --> 01:03:57.480
of money. Yeah, right. People would watch it.

01:03:57.579 --> 01:03:59.719
But if they still had some left in the budget,

01:03:59.840 --> 01:04:01.619
I'm sorry that Roma's getting all this money

01:04:01.619 --> 01:04:03.420
on their Oscar campaign. People would have spent

01:04:03.420 --> 01:04:06.420
it on fucking Holmes and Watson. Anyway. Dude.

01:04:06.570 --> 01:04:09.389
romantic not on my list but potentially could

01:04:09.389 --> 01:04:12.269
be if I lose this week's challenge. Sweet. Which

01:04:12.269 --> 01:04:15.869
we're gonna find out. Alright. So this movie

01:04:15.869 --> 01:04:18.929
I'm excited for is I feel like I'm gonna always

01:04:18.929 --> 01:04:22.309
pick like the kids movies. Lego Movie 2. The

01:04:22.309 --> 01:04:24.650
second part. That should be fine. Yeah. No. Okay.

01:04:24.809 --> 01:04:27.150
I was pleasantly surprised by the Lego movie.

01:04:27.329 --> 01:04:31.809
Yep. And I loved Lego Batman. Okay. Lego Batman

01:04:31.809 --> 01:04:34.409
might be my favorite Batman movie. Like, straight

01:04:34.409 --> 01:04:37.349
up. Honestly. I've heard a lot of people give

01:04:37.349 --> 01:04:40.570
that take. I like the Lego Batman movie, but

01:04:40.570 --> 01:04:42.550
I... Yeah, I know. No, no, no, no, no. Again,

01:04:43.090 --> 01:04:44.789
I'm not here to tell you that your opinion is

01:04:44.789 --> 01:04:46.289
wrong. I'm just saying. I'm not here to tell

01:04:46.289 --> 01:04:47.929
you your opinion. I know, I know, I know. But

01:04:47.929 --> 01:04:49.650
it is. But like, oh, okay, gosh, well, thank

01:04:49.650 --> 01:04:51.610
you for letting me know. I love how Batman is

01:04:51.610 --> 01:04:53.809
that kind of character, though. Yes. I think

01:04:53.809 --> 01:04:55.309
that's a legitimate take that you have with the

01:04:55.309 --> 01:04:57.250
Batman movie. He could go both ways. Right, he's

01:04:57.250 --> 01:05:00.940
such a ranger. Dark or like... kids movie yeah

01:05:00.940 --> 01:05:03.059
right totally whimsical yeah exactly anyways

01:05:03.059 --> 01:05:04.420
we're not here to talk about lego batman talk

01:05:04.420 --> 01:05:06.760
about lego batman 2 or lego batman 2 yeah we

01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:09.519
should uh lego movie 2 lego movie 2 the second

01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:12.300
part um i don't know i mean like i haven't watched

01:05:12.300 --> 01:05:13.780
too much trailer for this because i'm frankly

01:05:13.780 --> 01:05:16.730
i'm already sold on it right like yeah I mean,

01:05:16.750 --> 01:05:19.690
it seems to be reviewing okay. It was 92 on Rotten

01:05:19.690 --> 01:05:21.449
Tomatoes. Okay, cool. So they didn't fuck it

01:05:21.449 --> 01:05:24.750
up, right? Presumably not. I just love the fact

01:05:24.750 --> 01:05:27.809
that they've introduced other brands as the bad

01:05:27.809 --> 01:05:31.389
guys. I know. I love that. I can't think of what

01:05:31.389 --> 01:05:34.500
it is. But it's, like, Playmobil almost. Yeah,

01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:36.400
yeah, like, Mega Bloks. Building Blocks or whatever.

01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:39.179
Yeah, it's, like, it's the opposite brand that,

01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:42.079
like, tried to go after Lego's fortune. Is it

01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:43.380
Mega Bloks? Is that what it's called? I thought

01:05:43.380 --> 01:05:44.960
it was Building Blocks. Building Blocks, maybe.

01:05:45.000 --> 01:05:46.500
Yeah, I don't know. Whatever. All right, that's

01:05:46.500 --> 01:05:48.619
another one of those we're not sure facts. It

01:05:48.619 --> 01:05:50.500
doesn't matter. Yeah, but, like, you know, that

01:05:50.500 --> 01:05:52.960
first movie is just so charming. And the animation,

01:05:53.059 --> 01:05:55.119
like, I love the pseudo stop -motion animation

01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:58.440
style. I feel like that movie really pops. And

01:05:58.440 --> 01:06:00.820
yeah, I'm just sold on the sequel, so not really

01:06:00.820 --> 01:06:03.239
much else to say besides that. So, yeah. Nice.

01:06:03.360 --> 01:06:07.659
T -Dog? Well, unfortunately, Andre also stole

01:06:07.659 --> 01:06:11.500
my choice. It's a good movie. I would also go

01:06:11.500 --> 01:06:14.239
with the Lego 2 movie. I saw the first one when

01:06:14.239 --> 01:06:16.380
it was out in theaters. I even think it was on

01:06:16.380 --> 01:06:20.960
a first date. There you go. Wow. I mean, the

01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:24.519
relationship didn't work out, but the Lego 2

01:06:24.519 --> 01:06:28.920
sequel looks like it's working out. Yeah, there

01:06:28.920 --> 01:06:33.039
you go. All right, so T -Dog, while we're talking

01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:37.300
to you. You lost our challenge last time. You

01:06:37.300 --> 01:06:40.179
had to see, obviously, Holmes and Watson. Yes.

01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:43.840
We are curious, because you have sent us a bracket

01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:48.920
before this challenge, and we have not seen what

01:06:48.920 --> 01:06:51.139
we're doing. What are we doing? All right. Well,

01:06:51.239 --> 01:06:54.920
the bracket that was sent out was a, I guess,

01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:59.699
a four -person bracket. You know, you basically

01:06:59.699 --> 01:07:02.659
have to lose, first person to lose twice, you

01:07:02.659 --> 01:07:05.619
know, boils down. Randomize seeds so there wasn't

01:07:05.619 --> 01:07:07.940
any unfair competitions. I was wondering how

01:07:07.940 --> 01:07:09.440
you did that because I was the one seed and I

01:07:09.440 --> 01:07:10.699
was the little one. No, I just went there and

01:07:10.699 --> 01:07:13.500
clicked randomize seed, you know. Generated the

01:07:13.500 --> 01:07:17.139
bracket and then we'll see who basically loses

01:07:17.139 --> 01:07:19.380
to first. We don't need to play the winning,

01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:21.940
winning unless we really want spoil rights. Okay.

01:07:22.889 --> 01:07:24.989
I don't know if we should, are we going to segue

01:07:24.989 --> 01:07:28.630
to the video or should I announce what we're

01:07:28.630 --> 01:07:30.369
doing? Well, announce what we're doing and then

01:07:30.369 --> 01:07:32.630
we'll segue to the video after that. We're going

01:07:32.630 --> 01:07:36.650
to play a little NBA Jam. Oh, shit. All right.

01:07:36.730 --> 01:07:39.750
Any particular year or is it just NBA? It's one

01:07:39.750 --> 01:07:42.889
for Android TV. Oh, nice. Okay. So it should

01:07:42.889 --> 01:07:47.019
have an update -ish. Yeah, that works. I have

01:07:47.019 --> 01:07:51.500
not played it much more than a few minutes, so

01:07:51.500 --> 01:07:55.059
we're all on a little more evenly playing field

01:07:55.059 --> 01:07:59.460
compared to, you know, Andre's playing 24 -7

01:07:59.460 --> 01:08:01.420
smash all fucking day. We all had the same tool

01:08:01.420 --> 01:08:04.539
set available to us, all right? The most skilled

01:08:04.539 --> 01:08:06.719
fighter, or should I rather say the least skilled

01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:09.619
fighter lost. Yeah, yeah, whatever, Andre. Okay,

01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:11.940
that's cool. I brought quarters the first week

01:08:11.940 --> 01:08:14.579
and ended up in the loser's bracket. Like, come

01:08:14.579 --> 01:08:17.760
on. That's on you, dude. You made your own bed

01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:19.439
with that one. No, I didn't. I didn't try to

01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:21.079
give myself an advantage. That's really what

01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:23.460
it was. That's it. Like, you know, I wasn't really

01:08:23.460 --> 01:08:26.079
going for any advantage. Me and T -Dog left.

01:08:26.560 --> 01:08:30.140
We left the apartment. Andre and Mike were still

01:08:30.140 --> 01:08:33.279
playing quarters. It took a while, man. It was

01:08:33.279 --> 01:08:36.779
a saga. I lost my own home. You took damage to

01:08:36.779 --> 01:08:41.050
the table. Yes, my beautiful. It's fair that

01:08:41.050 --> 01:08:44.270
he took a little advantage. I think there was

01:08:44.270 --> 01:08:47.130
an old NBA GM a long time ago that I used to

01:08:47.130 --> 01:08:51.090
play back in 90 -something. The one at the bar

01:08:51.090 --> 01:08:53.989
cave in New Haven. Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah,

01:08:54.069 --> 01:08:55.770
yeah. I golded the hell out of your ass. That

01:08:55.770 --> 01:08:57.529
was awesome. We should have just gone to New

01:08:57.529 --> 01:09:00.890
Haven. Yeah, you're right. Is that time? Is that

01:09:00.890 --> 01:09:02.810
time? Let's get in the car. I don't know. We'll

01:09:02.810 --> 01:09:07.369
see. We'll see. Okay. Or we could just play here.

01:09:07.739 --> 01:09:09.880
Yeah, let's just play here. We'll make a decision.

01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:13.140
Tune in to the, I don't know, YouTube channel?

01:09:13.279 --> 01:09:16.300
YouTube and Wix page. It'll be up later tonight,

01:09:16.439 --> 01:09:19.600
probably, after everything's done. Find out if

01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:23.760
we ended up driving 45 minutes to complete this

01:09:23.760 --> 01:09:27.020
challenge. Spoilers! Spoilers, we're not. We

01:09:27.020 --> 01:09:31.739
fucking didn't. Well, thank you guys for listening

01:09:31.739 --> 01:09:33.840
in. This is the second episode of Game for a

01:09:33.840 --> 01:09:40.789
Movie. Any closing words from you guys? Maybe

01:09:40.789 --> 01:09:44.550
Dragon Ball was never good. Oh. That's a big

01:09:44.550 --> 01:09:47.430
hot take. To go to on the end, really? Yeah,

01:09:47.430 --> 01:09:50.770
no, sorry. All right, well. Mitchell's like reeling

01:09:50.770 --> 01:09:53.430
for like, oh, God. I will go out and jump in

01:09:53.430 --> 01:09:56.369
front of this bullet and say, I love Dragon Ball

01:09:56.369 --> 01:10:00.170
Z. All right. Wow. I'm more on Mitchell's side

01:10:00.170 --> 01:10:05.289
on this one. So for Mitchell, Andre, T -Dog,

01:10:05.350 --> 01:10:07.630
and myself, Mike, thank you for listening where

01:10:07.630 --> 01:10:10.119
we ask you. Are you game for a movie?