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In a world with terrible movies, four friends

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compete against each other to watch the worst

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of the worst. After seeing the movies, they come

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together and review them for your pleasure. Who

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saw the worst movie? What did they think of it?

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Was it really that bad? Challenges are different

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every week, but Andre, Mike, Mitchell, and T

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-Dog have to have their wits about them. No one

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wants to see a bad movie, so to be forced to

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is the worst thing imaginable. Can they stay

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off the loser board and not have to see a bad

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movie? their time to lose this week. The answer

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to these questions and more on Game for a Movie.

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Hello and welcome to the fourth episode of Game

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for a Movie, where we ask, are you game for a

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movie? I am your host, Mike. I'm Mitchell. I'm

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Andre. It's been a while. Whoa. Whoa. Coming

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in hot. Dang. Was that a little... Stained? Is

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that it? I was just going to say... Third Eye

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Blend? I don't know. No, I think it's stained.

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Stained, yes. I was just going to say, no matter

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what it was, it was butt rock. Yes. Oh, yeah.

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We're pivoting to a butt rock podcast, so...

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Oh, no. No. And there goes our last viewer. Or

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listener, I guess. We were missing somebody last

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time. T -Dog, you're back. Where were you? I

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cannot disclose where I was. I told you it was

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a murder trial. You gotta quit it. I told you,

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he died from, what did I say last week? Dysentery.

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You didn't say he died, you just said he had

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explosive diarrhea. Oh, true. Yeah, explosive

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diarrhea. I said he was a ghost the whole time.

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Oh, that's it. See? I mean... Mitchell's is pretty

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plausible. I'm not saying it wasn't. I said that

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you're on trial for murder, which I know. I was

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a witness to it. Plot twist. I said you were

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a ghost the whole time, and I have to say, I've

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never been able to touch you. So I don't know

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if it's still untrue. I guess we may never know.

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Or maybe stay tuned to episode, like, 98 of this

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podcast. The grand reveal. The grand reveal.

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I like it. If we make it to 98, I'll be shocked.

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A 98 -act structure. I like it. Let's do it.

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Hey, I'm in. So, we also want to say happy birthday,

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T -Dog. Your birthday was sometime in the past

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year. We know. Right? There's 365 days. Not one

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of them. This past year, that one day was...

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It's a good birthday. That was a day to remember.

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It was pretty special. Yeah, you know? Yeah,

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it was a good time. It's like I, you know, I

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don't know. It's like a day had passed in time,

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so. Oh, wow. It was good. Very positive. Dude,

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that's really deep. Yeah, man. Yeah, I enjoyed

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it. It's like if you averaged out the other days,

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it's about the same. Oh, nice. So humble. Dude,

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I can't wait to hear your review. For your birthday,

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of course, you had to watch a terrible movie

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because we ended up doing a random draft generator.

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Yeah, let's quote unquote random on this, but

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yeah. You lost multiple times. We ran it like

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ten times. It's like, oh, let's see. The fates

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had decided. T -Dog loses. That's the primary,

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you know. Well, you get to choose a challenge

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this week. Just don't lose. If T -Dog is absent,

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he loses. The challenge I picked this week, if

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your name's Mike, you lose. That is terrible.

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Especially since one person in our group still

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has not seen a bad movie. I don't know what you're

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talking about. I think I'm just calling it out

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there. I only see great movies. I try to. He's

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come really close to losing multiple times. There's

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some fumbles. Yeah, right? He's been second to

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last a few times. Dude, I'm a survivor. Surviving

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is all you need. You don't need to win. You just

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don't need to lose. There you go. All right,

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let's jump into this week's movies. I guess I

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will start because we want to end with T -Dog,

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and that's just the way we go around the table.

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I saw technically two -for -one movies this week.

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Double feature. I had always had an interest.

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I wanted to see Happy Death Day because I like

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the concept of the repeating the same day. One

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of my favorite movies is Groundhog Day. I thought

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you were going to say Freaky Friday. No, I was

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not going to say Freaky Friday. That's not a

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repeating. That's just a body swap. I realized

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that as I said it. I'm pretty sure it's a Lil

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Dicky song. But yeah, so I rented Happy Death

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Day to see Happy Death Day 2U. So you were caught

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up on the lore. It's 2U. It's not 2. It's 2U

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as the kids do. As the kids text each other with

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their SMS. And their emojis. I have to say, this

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is a PG -13 scary movie. Both of them, yes. And

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so I put scary in quotes. It's definitely more

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of a thriller than scary, I would say. The first

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one I actually really enjoyed. I actually thought

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it was dumb, but it was self -aware enough. So

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for the listeners at home, what's the basic thesis

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behind Happy Death Day? What's the thesis statement

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to this piece? So this girl wakes up on her birthday

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in a guy's bedroom, like a dorm. So this is college.

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Yes, this is college. Yes, it takes place in

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college. Sorry. She's in sorority, that kind

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of stuff. She goes through her day. At the end

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of the day, she gets murdered. Oh, no. But she

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wakes up again in the dorm going like, oh, it

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was a dream, like what happened, that kind of

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thing. But everything's replaying the same thing.

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Okay. And then so she's like kind of nervous

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about this one area because this is where she

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got murdered. So she avoids it and like goes

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the opposite way. This guy has a baby face mask,

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which is, like, really creepy. Like the, is it

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King Cake Baby or whatever? Yeah. Oh, right.

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So it's in Louisiana. Oh, so it is. And the university

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is the Bayfield Babies. Gotcha. So, like, they

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try to... Connect it. Sure. And, like, in the

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second one, there's a throwaway joke, like, who

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chose a baby? It's, like, really creepy looking.

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Like, that kind of, you know, like, there's self

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-awareness. And, like, there's a bunch of different,

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like, tropes and that kind of stuff. What you

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need to know about the first movie, she figures

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it out, she gets the guy, day is saved. Gets

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the guys and the murderer. Gets the murderer

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as well as the love interest. Sexy. I'm in. There's

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that. We jump to Happy Death Day to you. First

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movie, I give a 3 .5 baby mask out of 5. It was

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dumb and everything like that, but it's a fun

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watch. It was very self -aware. That is also

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something I like, including there's like a joke

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at the end where the guy is just like, oh, yeah,

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like they're talking about the fact she's relived

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the same day. She's like, oh, or he's like, yeah,

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that reminds me of Groundhog Day. And she's like,

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what? And he's like, you know, the movie with

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Bill Murray. She goes, never seen it. Wow. You

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know, like that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yes. At the end of the first one. And he's just

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like, oh, my God. Like, OK. End of movie one.

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Movie two. Here's where things get weird. So

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the guy has an Asian roommate who, for the entire

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first movie, the only line he would say, he would

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walk in and say, did you hit that fine vagina?

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Oh, God. Charming. That is the limit of what

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he has said in the first movie. Okay. In the

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second movie, we come to learn he's a nerd that's

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built this machine, and he is now getting killed

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and reliving the same day. Oh, boy. So he's the

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main character? No. What type of machine did

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he build, though? So he built this machine that

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is supposed to pause time. What the fuck? Okay.

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Yes. Oh, we're getting deep into the rabbit hole,

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my friends. Like he's just a college student.

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He's like, guys, I unlocked the secret to our

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temporal reality. Exactly. I'm going to pause

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time. Exactly. And so basically they figure out

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who the murderer is in like the first 20 minutes.

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It's himself from another timeline. Whoa. And

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then they drop that entirely. Okay. Entirely.

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And I'm so mad because I would have watched that

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movie. That's funny though. What do they pivot

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after that? Was that just as a punchline? So

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the machine starts up. The machine. And they

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find out that, oh man, the machine. I am the

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machine. They find out that this machine has

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malfunctioned. That's why she was in the time

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loop in the first place. Oh, so they're, like,

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explaining the first movie. Exactly, because

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science, you know. I think that's all right.

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All right. Sure. It checks out. It's fine. Sure.

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It literally is just science. Like, they just

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throw a capacitor. That all checks out. I saw

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Back to the Future. That makes sense. So the

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machine malfunctions. She gets sent to another

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timeline where she starts the day -over -again

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process. so it's her again so going through but

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in this timeline her mother's alive but her boyfriend

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is dating her sorority bitch of a sister oh god

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does she know she's in the time loop like is

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she aware she's now aware for the second time

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the first time she didn't okay but like now she's

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she like remembers or knows that she was like

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pushed into a different timeline type she figures

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that out okay She figures it out mostly when

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she goes to lunch with her dad and her mom comes

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and she's like, Mom, you're alive. Like that

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kind of thing. So she relives the same day. To

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figure it out, she has to help the people that

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are not reliving the same day close the time

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loop. So they try all these different formulas

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to close the time loop. But basically she has

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to remember all the ones they did so they can

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try a new one. And instead of letting the killer

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kill her, she kills herself. So she's dead? No,

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she's in the loop over and over and over again

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still. And then basically the end is she has

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to figure out what timeline she wants to stay

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in. The one where her boyfriend is dating the

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bitch sorority sister? That's just her... generic.

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That's how it is. So the one where she doesn't

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have a boyfriend, or the one where she doesn't

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have a mom, basically? Yes. If only she could

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find a new boyfriend. Right, that's my logic.

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It's like, well... But here's the thing. Here's

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the thing. She's in love with him. She's in love

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with him, as well as her mom didn't die. So she

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has all these memories that aren't really memories.

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That her mom holds and is just like, oh, do you

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remember that day? So she's almost like a different

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person. Exactly. That's kind of cool. I like

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that. So that was one thing that I was like,

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okay, that's solid. She doesn't inherit these

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memories. No, she doesn't inherit these. That's

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cool, actually. She feels like she's living somebody

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else's life. That's tight. That's like a Black

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Mirror episode. part was cool but like there's

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so much stuff that's just like science yay and

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like the killer from the first one is still alive

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in the second one but not the killer of the first

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one okay and you know that kind of stuff um the

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second one because they tried this mumbo jumbo

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i'm trying to like we've talked a while on this

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so i'm trying to like close it up anytime you

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put in time travel yeah no exactly it's like

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the multiverse theory does the plot hold together

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with all this multiverse shit basically yeah

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yeah but they just basically like an overarching

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just throw science sure i mean like whatever

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you don't have to explain your your pg -13 horror

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movie you know yeah exactly and i will say the

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second one was not a horror movie not at all

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it wasn't a thriller either really was it more

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of like a mystery more of a drama so what happened

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to the guy that like killed himself from another

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timeline So that guy found out he died one time

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and then found out the killer was himself. And

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then they just dropped that storyline. Was it

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the guy? It was like the first act. Mystery solved.

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Move on to this thing. Exactly. But was it the

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guy from the timeline that she went to? No, it

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was from the first one. So not the one where

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she ends up in? No, not the one she ends up in.

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I'm now being confused. So universe A, universe

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B. Universe A is where she's originally from.

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And she died all these times, gets through the

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day. Then Asian roommate dies. She gets explained

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what happened. And she's like, okay, we'll trap

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the killer. And they figure out the killer is

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himself. He is from Universe C. Some other one

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they don't explain. And then he just disappears

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and is just not part of it. I thought there might

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be, like, a link from... Basically, he's just,

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like... You mean, like, it was a well -written

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movie. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It was not a well

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-written movie. I thought we were too... So,

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what were you listening to? Did you have a good

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time? I had a decent time, because, like, some

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of the stuff was funny. She killed herself a

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bunch of times. There was one where, like...

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That was hilarious. But, no, there was one where,

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like, she, like, skydives out of a plane without

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a parachute wearing a bikini. Oh, okay. She does

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it... A little dance service. But she does it...

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with uh in front of her boyfriend that's not

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her boyfriend and the bitch sorority sister yeah

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and like kind of like and the camera gives the

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fingers like it's very fourth wall break like

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okay yeah but it's having fun even with a morbid

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so did i enjoy it yes Is it as good as the first

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one? No. The first one was definitely more self

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-aware and more fun. Do we need to see this in

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theaters? You do not need to see this in theaters.

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What is this movie called? Happy Death Day to

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You. To You. And I pulled it up on IMDb because

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I just want to say that Jessica Roth, the main

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character... is awesome. That's her name. I would

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see her in a lot more things. I feel like she's

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right now just in these two movies, but she has

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this timing. I feel like a lot of people make

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their break in... horror movies almost. Exactly.

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Jamie Lee Curtis with Halloween. Exactly. And

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so this could be a stepping off point. I think

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next step would probably be romantic comedy for

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her probably. Because she very much can handle

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that comedy element. She's very good at that.

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But yeah, I would say this movie 1 .5 out of

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5. That's more negative than I anticipated. 3

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.5 to 1 .5. Yes. Wow. It's very much I don't

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care for the fact that they just explained it

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all. They just said science. Yeah. Like, you

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know, they didn't say, okay, we've got to do

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this because the flux capacitor is malfunctioning,

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like that kind of stuff. Right. Even though I

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understand flux capacitors. Wow, that's lower

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than I thought you were going to come down on.

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It's like, yeah, I totally know what you mean.

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Yeah. Short hand for science mumbo jumbo. Right,

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right, right. And so that's really the reason

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I have to give it so low. It was fun, but it

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was just kind of... let's throw it. I will say

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for movies like that, for it to have an average

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of two and a half across the two movies, that's

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not bad. I mean, you know what you're getting

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yourself into. Exactly. And like, if there was

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a third, would I see a third? Yeah, probably.

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There you go. I would see a third. Okay. So,

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I'm shitting on it, but it's more so just the

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script was kind of rough. Sure. As your PG -13

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horror movies tend to be. Exactly. And it's a

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multiverse and stuff like that. It's ambitious,

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to say the least. I will say this. Just the production

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company that makes the Happy Death Day 2U stuff,

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it's Blumhouse. So they made Get Out. They made

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Split. The Purge series. Their main thing is

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small budget. And then decent amount of box office

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for that small budget. So happy death day to

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you. $9 million spent on the movie. Okay. They

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made in total $54 .5 million. Not bad. I think

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like even this week it's still like fifth or

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something like that in box office. So it's still

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growing. It's still making money. Like it's going.

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They're probably going to do a third one. And

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like I said, I would probably see it. Cool. Yeah,

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but we'll go on to something actually. Okay,

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it is legit. I mean, it's now an Oscar winner.

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It's free solo. It is the best documentary winner

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of this year. And as a sports fan, I'm happy

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to say that now three years running, a sports

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movie has won Best Stock. So it's this, Icarus,

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which was the cycling movie from last year. I

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loved Icarus. That's on Netflix. Highly recommend

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that. Oh, so good. And then the year before was

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O .J. Made in America. So there's three movies,

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all of different styles and storytelling. O .J.

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Made in America is considered a movie even though

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it was like two parts. Yeah, funny enough about

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it. So because... So there's certain things that

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you need to do to get a film qualified. Either

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in a film festival, it has to win an award, or

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it's screened in Los Angeles at a certain number

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of theaters. So the folks who produced it, the

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necessary things in order to get the nomination.

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And obviously in good favor because they ended

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up taking home the top prize for their film.

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Ezra Edelman's a great documentary filmmaker.

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He made the... bird versus magic one i think

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i'm totally messing up the name and then he made

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one for hbo about the brooklyn dodgers which

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is really cool back in like the mid aughts so

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anyway fantastic sorry free solo yeah sports

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sports so this sport is a little different it's

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not mainstream at all um you definitely hopefully

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heard of the story about this guy who um free

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soloed and that means climbing up the scale of

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the side of a mountain um without any rope So

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just chalking your hands and the technique that

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you have to climb, you know, sometimes upwards

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of 2 ,500 feet. And Free Solo is about his climb

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of El Capitan, which is at Yosemite, which was

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for the longest time considered a thing that

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no one could free solo. You'd be insane to do

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it. Right. And it's including the guy who eventually

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made the climb. And it's one of those movies

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where... we know that he survives he was out

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on the press tour promoting the movie and all

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that yeah but it doesn't matter this movie it

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still draws you into the drama it's incredible

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how cinematic this movie is so so so i i'm totally

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ignorant on this movie basically is it so is

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it like footage of it or is it like a reenactment

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basically no so this is a true documentary so

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they're documenting his journey in uh doing the

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free solo climb of okay okay and it's part of

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me I'm so open to a crack of beer and ready to

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talk about this movie. It's excellent. Oh, yeah.

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By the way, I do drink beer. And gin and tonic,

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apparently. And gin and tonic, apparently. So,

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one best doc, and for good reason. Like I said

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before, the cinematography is outstanding. It's

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cinematic at its core. And I want to point that

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out at the very beginning, only because I think

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I mentioned a couple weeks ago with our podcast

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when I did... they shall not grow old. We are

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in a boom of documentary filmmaking, which not

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only means more docs, but also means more different

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kinds of docs. So we're talking about documentary

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films that are basically breaking the boundaries

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of what you would think is a documentary. The

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way some of the shots are portrayed and captured,

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it really puts you in the, I guess, shorts because

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that's all he's wearing of this guy who's climbing

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this thing my palms were sweating during the

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last half hour which is essentially dedicated

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to the climb yeah they do a great job of not

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only portraying himself as a climber but also

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himself as a person And this is something I typically

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do not sign up for, but the documentarians put

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themselves in the movie. And the reason being

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is because they're actually personal friends

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with the guy making this client. Gotcha. Okay,

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so they're part of the story then. So they kind

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of have to be almost because they are part of

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it. Exactly. And one of the biggest trepidations

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about this guy, he frees solos alone. When he

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goes out, he doesn't tell anyone, mainly because

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he doesn't want to have the burden of someone

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worrying about him in mind. Right. That's fair.

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So the first attempt when he tried to scale El

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Cap. He bailed out. He bailed out maybe 10 %

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of the way through. And this is after doing,

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by the way, dozens of trial runs with rope. So

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he knows what to expect when he's at different

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places on El Cap. And for whatever reason, he's

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like, guys, I'm out. And it was because he was

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freaked out about having these cameras around

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him. He has this girlfriend who is like his first

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legitimate girlfriend. And this is, that's a

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huge part of his arc is dealing with. balancing

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a life with her versus doing what he wants to

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do. How old is this guy when he does the full

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climb then? How long ago was that too? So Alex

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Holland did this in I think it was 2016. So it

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was a little over two years ago. So I remember

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one of my friends on Instagram used to follow

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him a while ago and I would see pictures of him

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just free climbing these crazy I guess mountains

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or whatever. But I don't think I ever, I did

00:22:05.990 --> 00:22:08.750
not realize that was the guy who did that until

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I just looked it up now. Yes. Have you ever seen

00:22:12.329 --> 00:22:14.089
his fingers when he does that? His fingers are

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insane. Yeah. They're muscular. Like, I kid you

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not, the type of hands and the type of form you

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take as a free solo climber, like all the muscles

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that you don't even think about from the forearm

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down to your fingertips, they all grow to a massive

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extent. Because there's a lot of points when

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you are grabbing onto something basically the

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size of your fingernail. holding on for dear

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life you're right this is something where one

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minor slip up and you fall so and fall to your

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death see I watched the trailer for it because

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I was intrigued by it before the Oscars and everything

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like that and it just even the trailer for me

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is just kind of like holy crap like knowing He

00:22:54.960 --> 00:22:57.460
makes it through and everything like that. You

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still get that lump in your stomach. You get

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the white knuckle grab on tight. They put you

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in that experience. Alex Honnold is his name.

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I misspoke earlier. He does this amazing thing,

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but just to think about it from the filmmaker's

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point of view. They really put you in his shoes

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because they do such an effective job of showing

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scale. And I think the only other movie that

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I can compare it to, and it's really dorky that

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this comes to mind, but Rogue One, when they

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basically compare the size of different ships,

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I cannot explain how great that is, especially

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when ships are coming at a hyperspeed. Like,

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holy shit, this is what the Empire is working

00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:41.119
with? Right, right, right. It really puts you

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in the Rebel's shoes. Like, holy crap. Like,

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we have these rinky -dinkies. ships the millennium

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falcons like this big and then here comes the

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star destroyer yep yep and it's incredible did

00:23:49.609 --> 00:23:51.230
a really good job of scale there yeah so they

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do a great job with el cap showing what he climbs

00:23:53.569 --> 00:23:55.569
yeah i expected to talk about star wars when

00:23:55.569 --> 00:24:00.730
talking about for so long you know it can't it

00:24:00.730 --> 00:24:02.390
can't be overstated i don't think i think it's

00:24:02.390 --> 00:24:05.410
a huge part of filmmaking so anyway uh the cinematography

00:24:05.410 --> 00:24:07.150
is gorgeous i could totally see why they won

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uh best stock excuse me and um And it's an amazing

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story, not only of the trials that he went through

00:24:15.349 --> 00:24:18.549
to accomplish this task that I believe he's still

00:24:18.549 --> 00:24:20.710
the only one to have done this. Okay. It's pretty

00:24:20.710 --> 00:24:23.569
recent, right? It's 2016 or whatever. And he

00:24:23.569 --> 00:24:25.450
says at the very end, he's like, you know, this

00:24:25.450 --> 00:24:28.950
will be this guy, not a likable dude. I will

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say that. Oh, really? At certain points, because

00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:37.099
he is so solely focused on getting this one task

00:24:37.099 --> 00:24:38.640
done... To be that driven, I feel like you have...

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I mean, I don't want to talk bad about it. I

00:24:39.819 --> 00:24:41.319
haven't seen the movie, and I don't know him

00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:43.019
at all, but I feel like my assumption is if you're

00:24:43.019 --> 00:24:45.099
this driven to do something, you've got to be

00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:47.700
some sort of sociopath. Absolutely. He is solely

00:24:47.700 --> 00:24:50.059
focused on becoming the best free solo climber

00:24:50.059 --> 00:24:53.160
in the world, and frankly, he is. And when you

00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:55.059
see the way he treats his girlfriend, how he

00:24:55.059 --> 00:24:58.180
blames her for certain things, distracting him

00:24:58.180 --> 00:25:01.299
from accomplishing certain goals, or even the

00:25:01.299 --> 00:25:03.740
way he treats... friends it becomes really off

00:25:03.740 --> 00:25:06.720
-putting and it's really strange that you're

00:25:06.720 --> 00:25:09.180
rooting for him at the end and i think the reason

00:25:09.180 --> 00:25:12.180
being is because the little bit of humanity that

00:25:12.180 --> 00:25:15.140
becomes relatable that's revealed is the moments

00:25:15.140 --> 00:25:18.059
before he's about to climb and when he is climbing

00:25:18.059 --> 00:25:21.859
for whatever reason all that you know bullshit

00:25:21.859 --> 00:25:25.779
of bravado goes away all this like you know just

00:25:25.779 --> 00:25:28.460
being a boss to everyone else that they have

00:25:28.460 --> 00:25:30.279
to serve you or put you in the best position

00:25:30.970 --> 00:25:34.950
goes away and he's free, you know? Well, I kind

00:25:34.950 --> 00:25:38.150
of see it the way you were explaining too. That

00:25:38.150 --> 00:25:40.849
may be part of it is he's driving people away

00:25:40.849 --> 00:25:43.450
kind of too. Possibly. That's why he's not likable

00:25:43.450 --> 00:25:45.470
because he doesn't want to have that burden.

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Yes. You know, like you were saying before, that's

00:25:48.329 --> 00:25:51.009
kind of what I got when hearing this. Yeah, that's

00:25:51.009 --> 00:25:52.250
a good way to interpret it. Because he could

00:25:52.250 --> 00:25:54.869
be pushing people and just... So he doesn't feel

00:25:54.869 --> 00:25:57.450
as bad if one of these times he falls. Right.

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And he doesn't feel like there's all these people

00:25:59.309 --> 00:26:01.009
that were counting on him. I just think that

00:26:01.009 --> 00:26:02.930
if you're that driven, then you're not worried

00:26:02.930 --> 00:26:04.150
about what other people think about you, for

00:26:04.150 --> 00:26:06.069
better or worse. That's fair. Which you definitely

00:26:06.069 --> 00:26:09.349
get a part of, but there is a piece of humanity

00:26:09.349 --> 00:26:12.230
that develops within him over time. He stays

00:26:12.230 --> 00:26:14.869
with this girl despite all these different things

00:26:14.869 --> 00:26:18.670
that he previously put the blame on her. But

00:26:18.670 --> 00:26:21.349
eventually she wins him over. And it's such a

00:26:21.349 --> 00:26:24.630
beautiful thing that you see there. And ultimately,

00:26:24.789 --> 00:26:27.430
you do root for this guy. You really do. And

00:26:27.430 --> 00:26:30.049
it's not to say that this guy doesn't have friends.

00:26:30.130 --> 00:26:31.789
A lot of these climbers are friends and stuff.

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And they do legitimately care about him. But

00:26:34.569 --> 00:26:37.180
they go into his backstory. Dad never hugged

00:26:37.180 --> 00:26:39.440
him. It's the typical stuff you would think.

00:26:40.220 --> 00:26:42.500
Why is he cold? This is part of it probably.

00:26:42.660 --> 00:26:45.640
Exactly. So it works both ways. Okay. But anyway,

00:26:45.740 --> 00:26:48.500
highly recommend it. Cool. Hopefully it's still

00:26:48.500 --> 00:26:51.460
in theaters. I'm not sure. I ask this question

00:26:51.460 --> 00:26:53.079
every time, but I do want to see this. Do I need

00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.160
to see it in IMAX? So I did not see it in IMAX.

00:26:56.180 --> 00:26:58.859
I just saw it in a traditional $10. you know

00:26:58.859 --> 00:27:01.640
theater or whatever well worth the ticket price

00:27:01.640 --> 00:27:04.960
really and I rarely say that about documentaries

00:27:04.960 --> 00:27:07.619
because a lot of it you could definitely watch

00:27:07.619 --> 00:27:09.359
from the comfort of your own home I feel like

00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:11.640
part of the experience is seeing the breadth

00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:13.960
of El Capitan like trying to climb it you know

00:27:13.960 --> 00:27:16.710
absolutely those shots I feel like yeah It's

00:27:16.710 --> 00:27:19.829
cinematic, guys. And a lot of movies, even with

00:27:19.829 --> 00:27:22.430
bigger budgets, don't capture the feeling or

00:27:22.430 --> 00:27:25.390
the scale of what you would experience on a climb

00:27:25.390 --> 00:27:28.390
like this. And if you're too afraid to make a

00:27:28.390 --> 00:27:31.309
climb like that, like me, this is your one chance.

00:27:31.490 --> 00:27:35.250
And you'll make it out alive, just like Alex.

00:27:38.190 --> 00:27:40.470
I give it... I was just going to say rating.

00:27:40.650 --> 00:27:42.470
Yes. I was hoping to catch you off guard again.

00:27:42.789 --> 00:27:46.029
Four and a half L caps out of five. Nice. Very

00:27:46.029 --> 00:27:49.089
happy with it. Very happy. Yeah, four and a half

00:27:49.089 --> 00:27:50.990
fingers would be good. You need all those fingers.

00:27:51.309 --> 00:27:53.829
Weird muscular fingers. You need all those fingers

00:27:53.829 --> 00:27:55.730
if you're going to scale a mountainside like

00:27:55.730 --> 00:27:58.009
that. Okay, Andre, I see you cracking open a

00:27:58.009 --> 00:27:59.529
beer. I did crack open a beer. Is that because

00:27:59.529 --> 00:28:02.369
of the movie you saw or is it because of just

00:28:02.369 --> 00:28:07.309
beer? Yeah, well, both. Okay. Yeah, so... Okay,

00:28:07.369 --> 00:28:10.569
so this week I, along with T -Dog and Mitchell,

00:28:10.730 --> 00:28:13.089
we watched How to Train Your Dragon, The Hidden

00:28:13.089 --> 00:28:15.769
World. That's number three. That's number three.

00:28:16.049 --> 00:28:18.450
The final of the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy.

00:28:18.730 --> 00:28:21.049
I am over three so far. Until they make another

00:28:21.049 --> 00:28:22.769
one and then it's no longer part of it. Right,

00:28:22.789 --> 00:28:25.089
and I hope they don't, but we'll see. Anyways,

00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:28.289
so backstory. I'm a huge fan of the first two

00:28:28.289 --> 00:28:30.349
How to Train Your Dragons. They're my favorite

00:28:30.349 --> 00:28:33.089
DreamWorks series easily. How are we going into

00:28:33.089 --> 00:28:34.910
this? Because I do want to see the series eventually.

00:28:35.069 --> 00:28:37.289
Do I need to excuse myself? No, no, no, no. I'm

00:28:37.289 --> 00:28:38.529
going to try to keep it spoiler free because

00:28:38.529 --> 00:28:40.769
of what I was thinking about is that I want this

00:28:40.769 --> 00:28:43.769
to be recommendation of the series to you because

00:28:43.769 --> 00:28:45.630
you haven't seen it yet. Yes. Sell it to me.

00:28:45.710 --> 00:28:48.190
Yes. So I'll try to talk in generality. So excuse

00:28:48.190 --> 00:28:50.410
me for being vague. Honestly, it's a kid's movie.

00:28:50.470 --> 00:28:52.410
The plot, the narrative is not the reason why

00:28:52.410 --> 00:28:54.650
I super, well, whatever. It's not the twists

00:28:54.650 --> 00:28:56.549
and turns. You guys were talking about like the

00:28:56.549 --> 00:28:58.309
animation style and that kind of stuff before

00:28:58.309 --> 00:29:01.750
we got started. Yeah. So, basically, yeah, off

00:29:01.750 --> 00:29:04.950
the bat, like, this movie looks gorgeous, honestly.

00:29:05.890 --> 00:29:08.450
It's probably the best DreamWorks has ever looked,

00:29:08.569 --> 00:29:10.829
which makes sense. It's their latest movie, and

00:29:10.829 --> 00:29:13.630
this is their biggest budget film. Um, yeah.

00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:15.269
I mean, like, there was, like, a particular scene,

00:29:15.289 --> 00:29:17.289
like, where, like, the wet sand, like, there

00:29:17.289 --> 00:29:19.470
was, like, a scene where, uh, they're, like,

00:29:19.549 --> 00:29:21.950
it's, like, on a beach, and, uh, Toothless, the

00:29:21.950 --> 00:29:24.410
main dragon, is drawing on, in the wet sand,

00:29:24.470 --> 00:29:26.210
and I, like, literally gasped. I was like, wow,

00:29:26.309 --> 00:29:28.390
that looks, that looks dope. That looks really,

00:29:28.410 --> 00:29:30.509
really good. The particle simulation is really

00:29:30.509 --> 00:29:33.089
good. Yeah, like, that's, like, it seemed very

00:29:33.089 --> 00:29:35.210
natural. Exactly. Like, it didn't take me out

00:29:35.210 --> 00:29:38.420
of it. It was, like, wow. T -Dog with the particle

00:29:38.420 --> 00:29:40.900
simulation. Nice. I like it. No, that's a good

00:29:40.900 --> 00:29:45.900
term. I like it. Yeah. So, visually, this is

00:29:45.900 --> 00:29:47.619
right up there with Pixar, in my opinion. Like,

00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:50.099
maybe, you know, we can nitpick and stuff, but

00:29:50.099 --> 00:29:52.680
it's close, you know? Did you just fake gas?

00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:56.000
Yeah. At least make a noise. Come on. This is

00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:58.940
audio. I didn't want to stop him. But I will

00:29:58.940 --> 00:30:00.660
say this, from an animation look standpoint,

00:30:00.859 --> 00:30:02.700
yes. Story -wise. Story -wise, no, no, no, no.

00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:04.299
I'm not talking about story. I'm talking pure

00:30:04.299 --> 00:30:07.480
animation right now. I'm with you. So, yeah,

00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.539
I should talk. So, like, basically, the kind

00:30:10.539 --> 00:30:13.079
of idea behind How to Train a Dragon, it's this,

00:30:13.180 --> 00:30:15.180
like, it takes place in this, like, kind of Viking

00:30:15.180 --> 00:30:19.460
village called Berk. The first film, like, it's

00:30:19.460 --> 00:30:22.299
just the whole entire trilogy covers, like, Hiccup,

00:30:22.380 --> 00:30:24.339
which is, he was, like, the heir to this, like,

00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:26.619
he's, like, the son of the chieftain. He's kind

00:30:26.619 --> 00:30:28.539
of, like, this nerdy, plucky kid. Like, his dad's

00:30:28.539 --> 00:30:31.900
the normal Viking warrior guy. And they, like,

00:30:31.940 --> 00:30:33.619
the first movie, most are talking about the first

00:30:33.619 --> 00:30:35.579
movie, really, in that, like, they grow up to

00:30:35.579 --> 00:30:37.220
hatred. They fight dragons, you know. The Vikings

00:30:37.220 --> 00:30:38.539
will fight the dragons. The first movie kind

00:30:38.539 --> 00:30:41.160
of covers Hiccup, forms a bond with Toothless,

00:30:41.259 --> 00:30:44.400
a rare dragon, a night fury. And he's, like,

00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:46.500
the first kid to kind of form a bond with a dragon,

00:30:46.619 --> 00:30:49.119
first person to train a dragon, and kind of wins

00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:51.680
the town over on... relationship with dragons

00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:53.859
so by the time we get to the third movie the

00:30:53.859 --> 00:30:56.359
dragons have been integrated with society you

00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:59.819
know like they're hanging out Toothless and Hiccup

00:30:59.819 --> 00:31:02.619
are like best friends at this point and what

00:31:02.619 --> 00:31:04.079
I really like about these films is that each

00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:06.319
one there's like a significant time gap so like

00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:09.299
Hiccup is like a kid in the first one and this

00:31:09.299 --> 00:31:10.839
one he's a young adult like he's I think I looked

00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:12.440
at the age he's supposed to be like 20 21 or

00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:14.880
something he's double now you know so like I

00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:16.700
like like that what I really like about this

00:31:16.700 --> 00:31:18.559
trilogy as a whole in that like you see these

00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:21.509
characters grow up you know Is it, like, real

00:31:21.509 --> 00:31:25.170
time? Like, when the movie's released? Oh, I

00:31:25.170 --> 00:31:27.589
don't think so, because I think the gap between

00:31:27.589 --> 00:31:30.509
two and three, lore -wise, is smaller. I think

00:31:30.509 --> 00:31:32.390
it's only, like, two years after the second one.

00:31:32.509 --> 00:31:34.930
Gotcha. Yeah, okay. But whatever. It's close.

00:31:35.069 --> 00:31:38.450
Yeah. Similar. I kind of want to watch them all

00:31:38.450 --> 00:31:40.410
in order, like, back -to -back to see how it

00:31:40.410 --> 00:31:41.910
goes. Anyways. I'm willing to watch them, so,

00:31:41.930 --> 00:31:44.170
like, yeah. I really, like, honestly, yeah. So,

00:31:44.250 --> 00:31:46.130
okay. Should I actually talk about this movie?

00:31:46.549 --> 00:31:49.700
So... Plot -wise, it was very predictable, unfortunately.

00:31:50.380 --> 00:31:53.519
I feel like there was, like, it's very breakneck

00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.420
-paced. Like, there's, like, all right, we introduce

00:31:55.420 --> 00:31:58.619
this villain, and, like, we introduce this conflict.

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:00.019
Oh, that conflict's resolved. Oh, we introduce

00:32:00.019 --> 00:32:01.880
this bad guy. Oh, that bad guy's resolved. Like,

00:32:01.880 --> 00:32:03.279
you know, like, it's, you know, there's moments

00:32:03.279 --> 00:32:06.319
of tension between, like, oh, like, how are these

00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:07.480
characters going to interact with each other?

00:32:07.599 --> 00:32:09.299
Like, you know, like, there's a point where Toothless

00:32:09.299 --> 00:32:12.279
finds, basically, a dragon girlfriend, the, what

00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.099
do they call her? The Light Fury. I've seen it

00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:17.309
in the trailer. Yes, she's in the trailer. And

00:32:17.309 --> 00:32:18.509
then there's this moment with Hiccup being like,

00:32:18.569 --> 00:32:22.450
oh crap, Toothless has a girlfriend now. He's

00:32:22.450 --> 00:32:24.289
not going to have time for me. Exactly. Well,

00:32:24.289 --> 00:32:26.009
he's like, well, crap, what do I do without Toothless?

00:32:26.069 --> 00:32:28.369
And then that's resolved really quickly, frankly.

00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:32.599
The bad guy is, like, he's supposed to be...

00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:35.759
His backstory is he's the villain that... He's,

00:32:35.779 --> 00:32:37.680
like, the world's best dragon hunter, and he's

00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:39.640
hunted down all of the Night Furies. He's the

00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:41.519
reason that Toothless is the last Night Fury.

00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:43.599
Yet he doesn't know... Like, somebody tells him,

00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.700
like, well, how about that Night Fury that that

00:32:45.700 --> 00:32:47.700
Berk kid has? And he's surprised. Like, what?

00:32:47.880 --> 00:32:50.200
The Berk guy? Like, you know... Why is there

00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:51.900
still a Night Fury? Yeah, and then whatever.

00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:54.180
Minor spoilers. But at this point, like... Hiccup

00:32:54.180 --> 00:32:57.720
is the leader of Berk, and Toothless, the main

00:32:57.720 --> 00:32:59.960
dragon, is the leader of the dragons. So, like...

00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:03.420
their notoriety is pretty high. So it's like,

00:33:03.500 --> 00:33:05.579
oh great, the greatest dragon hunter doesn't

00:33:05.579 --> 00:33:07.480
know that there's a living Night Fury and he's

00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.119
the alpha. It's dumb a little bit. I think the

00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:14.200
story is pretty consistent with 1 and 2. You

00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:16.880
think so? Maybe 1 was better. 1 was probably

00:33:16.880 --> 00:33:19.019
better in that it was a little more novel at

00:33:19.019 --> 00:33:23.559
the time. I would say... I would say that 2 was

00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:27.019
probably the lowest in terms of just basic story.

00:33:28.319 --> 00:33:32.250
Kind of just... They meet this villain type,

00:33:32.509 --> 00:33:34.450
who they think is the villain. Villain type.

00:33:34.450 --> 00:33:36.130
That's the best way to describe it. Villain type,

00:33:36.269 --> 00:33:38.569
yeah. Because I don't even know the dude's name.

00:33:39.410 --> 00:33:42.650
Villain type is a common theme, it feels like.

00:33:43.250 --> 00:33:45.490
It's a kids movie. And then they meet the actual

00:33:45.490 --> 00:33:48.559
villain, and then... They take care of the villain.

00:33:48.740 --> 00:33:51.519
That's essentially the story. Very condensed,

00:33:51.700 --> 00:33:53.980
right? So that just convinces me that I need

00:33:53.980 --> 00:33:56.240
to rewatch the first two to see how I feel about

00:33:56.240 --> 00:33:58.180
it. But I remember the second one especially

00:33:58.180 --> 00:34:00.940
having more emotional resonant moments in the

00:34:00.940 --> 00:34:02.980
middle of the narrative. There's times where

00:34:02.980 --> 00:34:05.339
things happen in that movie where they linger

00:34:05.339 --> 00:34:07.319
on it for a little bit and let the characters

00:34:07.319 --> 00:34:10.579
sink. I don't know if I... specific moments i'm

00:34:10.579 --> 00:34:12.440
talking about where certain characters meet their

00:34:12.440 --> 00:34:15.159
demise and stuff and it's like oh wow like that

00:34:15.159 --> 00:34:17.139
has some significant revocations like there's

00:34:17.139 --> 00:34:18.920
a solid chunk of the movie where they're recovering

00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:21.039
from that you know so two and three are on the

00:34:21.039 --> 00:34:24.239
same level i go back to it just because this

00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.659
is the only real guide we have rotten tomatoes

00:34:26.659 --> 00:34:29.179
has both of them at basically the same level

00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:31.519
which is what what's that uh 92 percent okay

00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.900
overall and what is three at Both. 92 % overall.

00:34:36.019 --> 00:34:39.219
89 % for audience. Both of them are on the same

00:34:39.219 --> 00:34:42.519
level. Okay. What about the first one? 98%. Oh,

00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:45.639
good. Okay. I would say, yeah, honestly, if I'm

00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:46.900
going to rank these in the trilogy, I'm going

00:34:46.900 --> 00:34:49.360
to rank them one, two, three for me. Okay. Yeah.

00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.420
So as an individual film, like How to Train Your

00:34:53.420 --> 00:34:57.039
Dragon Hidden World is, like, it's good. It's

00:34:57.039 --> 00:34:58.760
fine. You know? Yeah. I would say, like, in a

00:34:58.760 --> 00:35:01.019
vacuum, it's a fine kids movie. It's well animated.

00:35:01.650 --> 00:35:03.929
The plot, yeah, there's no real conflict. The

00:35:03.929 --> 00:35:05.989
thing that almost hurts it is being part of a

00:35:05.989 --> 00:35:07.670
trilogy. I would say that's the only reason I

00:35:07.670 --> 00:35:11.449
would elevate it even higher. To me, it's kind

00:35:11.449 --> 00:35:14.750
of cheap in that the actual main plot, everything

00:35:14.750 --> 00:35:17.909
gets resolved super quickly. There's no moments

00:35:17.909 --> 00:35:19.670
to linger like I feel like the first two had,

00:35:19.849 --> 00:35:21.429
where there's not really many quiet moments of

00:35:21.429 --> 00:35:22.789
character development. It's just like, oh, we've

00:35:22.789 --> 00:35:23.730
got to take care of this thing. Oh, we took care

00:35:23.730 --> 00:35:24.769
of it. We've got to take care of that thing.

00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:28.429
We took care of that. And then finally, in the

00:35:28.429 --> 00:35:31.480
last 15 minutes, I got the... quiet moments,

00:35:31.619 --> 00:35:33.940
moments I guess that I really wanted, like the

00:35:33.940 --> 00:35:36.059
emotional resonance, the payoff, it just felt

00:35:36.059 --> 00:35:38.400
like the pacing was off. And the plot was a little

00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:40.239
predictable. But, I mean, that's the same for

00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:41.659
the first two movies. The plot's predictable

00:35:41.659 --> 00:35:44.099
there, too, but it just felt like a more natural

00:35:44.099 --> 00:35:45.760
curve, if that makes sense. Yeah, that makes

00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.659
sense. That was a super general description.

00:35:49.239 --> 00:35:52.559
I appreciate it. There were no stakes. There

00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:54.260
were no stakes. There were no stakes in the movie.

00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:56.960
Yeah, definitely. That's fair. Where there should

00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:59.940
have been. By definition, there were. But how

00:35:59.940 --> 00:36:02.800
it all played out, you never felt it. No. We

00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:05.559
were kind of in the final conflict, and I'm like...

00:36:05.849 --> 00:36:09.289
oh, this is the final battle. We're here? How

00:36:09.289 --> 00:36:13.909
did we get here? Yeah, exactly. None of it felt

00:36:13.909 --> 00:36:17.670
earned. It just felt like we're moving on. There

00:36:17.670 --> 00:36:22.789
was no time to breathe. I don't know. They steamroll

00:36:22.789 --> 00:36:26.710
through that final encounter. They do. They wanted

00:36:26.710 --> 00:36:29.510
those last few minutes. They wanted to get under

00:36:29.510 --> 00:36:31.789
two hours for sure. That's the hard part with

00:36:31.789 --> 00:36:35.849
kid movies. It was number 44, dude. Oh, was it?

00:36:35.929 --> 00:36:38.949
Yeah. But that's the thing I find hard about

00:36:38.949 --> 00:36:40.789
watching kids' movies and stuff like that, is

00:36:40.789 --> 00:36:43.289
because they have such a smaller time frame,

00:36:43.349 --> 00:36:47.010
too, after Rush. Yeah, and at the end of the

00:36:47.010 --> 00:36:48.630
day, that's why I'm not going to be super harsh

00:36:48.630 --> 00:36:50.170
on it, because it is a really great kids' movie.

00:36:50.309 --> 00:36:52.829
And, I mean, I'm in a weird place because the

00:36:52.829 --> 00:36:54.469
first one came out when I was in college, so

00:36:54.469 --> 00:36:56.210
it's not like I was like, oh, I grew up with

00:36:56.210 --> 00:36:58.230
this. I have been with these characters for a

00:36:58.230 --> 00:37:00.110
while. Seeing these characters interact with

00:37:00.110 --> 00:37:02.090
each other, that was satisfying for me as a fan.

00:37:02.869 --> 00:37:05.449
I would say don't watch this as your first How

00:37:05.449 --> 00:37:07.050
to Train Your Dragon movie if you can avoid it.

00:37:07.250 --> 00:37:09.170
It's fine. You can do it if your kid wants to

00:37:09.170 --> 00:37:10.690
go or something like that. Yeah, go for it. You

00:37:10.690 --> 00:37:13.090
won't hate it. But I would say if you want to

00:37:13.090 --> 00:37:14.929
watch How to Train Your Dragon, do it in order.

00:37:15.269 --> 00:37:16.489
Take your time with it. You don't have to watch

00:37:16.489 --> 00:37:18.530
them all at the same time. Just, you know, they're

00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:20.510
good. I'm going to go through them. It's still

00:37:20.510 --> 00:37:22.949
on my list of ones I want to see. I would not

00:37:22.949 --> 00:37:27.510
suggest paying $18 to see the Dobie Vision. version

00:37:27.510 --> 00:37:30.849
of it. If two of your friends who have the AMC

00:37:30.849 --> 00:37:35.369
pass that's covered suggest this Dobie Vision

00:37:35.369 --> 00:37:40.090
showing of it, do not fucking go. I mean, just

00:37:40.090 --> 00:37:42.409
don't. We gave you that option. We're like, hey,

00:37:42.610 --> 00:37:46.110
T -Dog. I considered it. You said T -Dog. I still

00:37:46.110 --> 00:37:48.309
wanted to see the movie. I just didn't realize

00:37:48.309 --> 00:37:50.530
I was getting fucking pigeonholed into this.

00:37:50.530 --> 00:37:55.789
I know. Kevin, come on. I mean, T -Dog. T -Dog.

00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:58.900
I mean, Casper the Friendly Ghost. Whatever you

00:37:58.900 --> 00:38:02.019
want to be. No, we gave you that option, homie.

00:38:02.099 --> 00:38:03.860
We're like, hey, do you want to go see it in

00:38:03.860 --> 00:38:06.900
3D? Hey, we already decided to go to this movie.

00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:10.800
Yeah, 3D for a couple dollars less. Yeah, it'll

00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:13.199
be $2 less. Dude, I hate 3D so much, though.

00:38:13.340 --> 00:38:18.260
I would honestly pay an extra to not go to 3D,

00:38:18.300 --> 00:38:22.559
frankly. If they had the same amount of... So

00:38:22.559 --> 00:38:24.340
what I've found lately is they don't have the

00:38:24.340 --> 00:38:27.110
same amount of movie times. and that's what the

00:38:27.110 --> 00:38:30.449
problem is they try to push it on sell you 3d

00:38:30.449 --> 00:38:33.449
right so they have like 20 times that you can

00:38:33.449 --> 00:38:35.769
go see a movie in a day yep yeah and like movies

00:38:35.769 --> 00:38:38.920
that don't need it even They'll try to sell you

00:38:38.920 --> 00:38:41.980
on that? Very few. I mean, it looked great. You

00:38:41.980 --> 00:38:45.420
know, and I had not been to Adobe Vision type

00:38:45.420 --> 00:38:49.320
thing. Neither have I. I don't know if the sound,

00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:51.820
like, you know, occasionally when a dragon would

00:38:51.820 --> 00:38:53.800
fly in or something, you know, you'd feel it.

00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:57.619
Yeah. So you would feel it. Oh, the chair's wrong.

00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.880
Well, because the sound... Like the... Well,

00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:03.079
it wasn't like motorized. It was just that wild.

00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:05.280
It's the sound system. So the sound system...

00:39:05.820 --> 00:39:08.920
I wouldn't say grid, but it's formed in numerous

00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:11.840
spots above. And so you can feel it as something

00:39:11.840 --> 00:39:15.800
comes in. It's just this film isn't really designed

00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:17.980
to be that type of immersion. Definitely not.

00:39:18.179 --> 00:39:20.780
Well, there's parts, though. So, okay, I guess

00:39:20.780 --> 00:39:22.760
minor spoilers, but the movie's called The Hidden

00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:24.960
World. When they go to The Hidden World, that

00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:27.480
place looks sick. Also revealed in the trailer,

00:39:27.659 --> 00:39:31.019
so don't worry about it. They're there for like

00:39:31.019 --> 00:39:33.239
two blocks. Because they found out that there

00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:34.940
was all these dragons that had been hidden away.

00:39:35.150 --> 00:39:36.250
from everybody. Yes, and maybe that's the theme

00:39:36.250 --> 00:39:38.570
of the movie. It looks fantastic. I feel like

00:39:38.570 --> 00:39:41.090
I should have told you what I know going in so

00:39:41.090 --> 00:39:43.690
that you know how to curtail it. Yes, they went

00:39:43.690 --> 00:39:46.619
to this hidden world and they found it. They

00:39:46.619 --> 00:39:48.860
found it. But they're only there for like 15

00:39:48.860 --> 00:39:54.739
minutes. Not even. That was like five. This is

00:39:54.739 --> 00:39:57.219
bullshit. I was promised a hidden world. Maybe

00:39:57.219 --> 00:39:59.900
that's part of the theming where humans can't

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:03.400
roam, where dragons are in a dragon realm or

00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.039
whatever. But yeah, I feel like I wanted to be

00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:07.880
there for a longer time. That's fair. That's

00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:09.780
just a symptom. Whoa, wow, this looks really

00:40:09.780 --> 00:40:11.940
cool. Oh, we're going back to the next conflict.

00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.699
You know what I wanted? What's that? I wanted

00:40:13.699 --> 00:40:19.280
my fucking seat to extend. fully oh yeah so if

00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:21.920
you typically go to an amc with the nice recliners

00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:25.559
your feet could go all the way up it is the best

00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:28.820
experience on the planet but then if you roll

00:40:28.820 --> 00:40:32.079
up to a dolby cinema you like it goes like a

00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:34.780
quarter of the way up yeah well yeah i mean your

00:40:34.780 --> 00:40:37.199
knees feel like they're at this awkward position

00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:39.800
yeah and like no i just sat straight up at that

00:40:39.800 --> 00:40:42.539
point yeah me too i gave up like you saw me i

00:40:42.539 --> 00:40:44.599
was like squirming i know first half hour yeah

00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:45.940
Well, I was worried because I thought you were

00:40:45.940 --> 00:40:48.559
having a terrible time. No, it wasn't because

00:40:48.559 --> 00:40:50.659
of the movie. I was trying to figure out my knees.

00:40:51.619 --> 00:40:53.920
No, it was just like I could not get comfortable.

00:40:54.159 --> 00:40:56.719
And mainly because in my mindset, I'm like, yo,

00:40:56.800 --> 00:40:59.519
I can go all the way back. Well, they needed

00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.960
more of the legs to go straight out rather than

00:41:01.960 --> 00:41:06.460
this V -type curve. Those are not $18 seats.

00:41:07.309 --> 00:41:08.889
I don't know. I don't care if you buy it. I mean,

00:41:08.929 --> 00:41:13.329
you know, $10, cool. Sure. Oh, the standard movie?

00:41:13.489 --> 00:41:15.369
Yeah, right. Well, aside from, like, you know,

00:41:15.369 --> 00:41:18.590
doing the $5 Tuesday type thing. Oh, yeah, yeah,

00:41:18.590 --> 00:41:20.570
yeah. Obviously, that'd be a... I thought it

00:41:20.570 --> 00:41:23.190
looked great. I enjoyed the movie. Not my favorite

00:41:23.190 --> 00:41:26.210
storyline, but overall, you know, I'm glad I

00:41:26.210 --> 00:41:28.250
went. Yeah. Finished off the trilogy. Exactly.

00:41:28.670 --> 00:41:32.710
$18 for that movie. I know. I'm not a fan. I'm

00:41:32.710 --> 00:41:34.889
sorry. Well, look at the ticket price. But I

00:41:34.889 --> 00:41:37.829
was feeling hot. I just got my... I know, I know.

00:41:37.849 --> 00:41:39.969
You guys are like, oh man, I gotta make... Pretty

00:41:39.969 --> 00:41:41.449
much almost paid for it. Yeah, that's what I

00:41:41.449 --> 00:41:43.010
was going to say. You're trying to make it back

00:41:43.010 --> 00:41:45.429
in a single movie. Because you're paying 20 bucks

00:41:45.429 --> 00:41:48.909
a month. Oh, yes. Exactly. It was that. Aelita.

00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.420
Paid for that month, for sure. Done. Dude, alright.

00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:54.579
So going back to the visuals real quick, as we're

00:41:54.579 --> 00:41:58.159
filling time. Mike went to the bathroom, by the

00:41:58.159 --> 00:42:01.079
way. We really need to fill time. He's pissing

00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:02.500
in the corner of my apartment right now. We're

00:42:02.500 --> 00:42:08.030
just waiting. Behind the curtain. I thought my

00:42:08.030 --> 00:42:10.909
favorite shots, and you explained the sand thing,

00:42:10.989 --> 00:42:13.610
which is beautiful. And the Frozen 2 trailer

00:42:13.610 --> 00:42:16.789
got a lot of eyes on that too. But anyway, the

00:42:16.789 --> 00:42:20.130
wide shots of all the dragons and what's the

00:42:20.130 --> 00:42:23.550
name of the initial? Burke. You could feast your

00:42:23.550 --> 00:42:26.090
eyes on that for hours because of how much detail

00:42:26.090 --> 00:42:28.369
there is on screen and how clean and beautiful

00:42:28.369 --> 00:42:31.329
it looks. It just visually, thematically, it

00:42:31.329 --> 00:42:32.730
really resonated with me just because, like,

00:42:32.730 --> 00:42:34.489
comparing with those original shots in the first

00:42:34.489 --> 00:42:36.750
movie. Oh, God. It's so different. On purpose.

00:42:36.869 --> 00:42:39.730
Like, it's not a problem, but, like, you're like,

00:42:39.809 --> 00:42:41.309
it's like, oh, wow, like, this village has really

00:42:41.309 --> 00:42:43.789
grown, you know? Exactly. It's awesome. It shows

00:42:43.789 --> 00:42:46.070
you how far the characters in that village have

00:42:46.070 --> 00:42:47.829
come since the first movie. And there's little

00:42:47.829 --> 00:42:50.610
touches, like, this is so dumb. I'm going down

00:42:50.610 --> 00:42:52.670
the rabbit hole here so much. But there's a scene

00:42:52.670 --> 00:42:56.110
where a certain character saves Hiccup, and he

00:42:56.110 --> 00:42:59.130
says to that character, like, oh, I knew. you'd

00:42:59.130 --> 00:43:02.090
come around and they replay a theme on the fucking

00:43:02.090 --> 00:43:03.789
this is how nerdy I am I've listened to the first

00:43:04.190 --> 00:43:05.610
the movie's soundtrack so many times there's

00:43:05.610 --> 00:43:08.469
a song called I'll Come Around and that's like

00:43:08.469 --> 00:43:11.550
they played that when I come around yeah oh no

00:43:11.550 --> 00:43:15.170
is it that one yeah it's that one it's just that

00:43:15.170 --> 00:43:18.010
it's Green Day it's just Green Day they just

00:43:18.010 --> 00:43:20.250
yeah it was just dookie like the whole soundtrack

00:43:20.250 --> 00:43:22.309
was just dookie for the first one we were a touch

00:43:22.309 --> 00:43:27.610
of choice yes sign me up for that no but it's

00:43:27.610 --> 00:43:29.230
cool that they do have callbacks to that and

00:43:29.230 --> 00:43:31.309
I will say this for DreamWorks to come out and

00:43:31.309 --> 00:43:33.579
say this is the third and final chapter yes I

00:43:33.579 --> 00:43:36.019
feel like that's solid. And for the storytellers

00:43:36.019 --> 00:43:38.480
to know that, and they could have these callbacks

00:43:38.480 --> 00:43:41.420
for the true fans, and puts a bow on things.

00:43:41.559 --> 00:43:44.360
I like that. Yeah, definitely. I would say, so...

00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.699
So where are we jumping in rating -wise? You're

00:43:46.699 --> 00:43:47.940
right, yeah, sorry, I need to wrap this up. Okay,

00:43:47.940 --> 00:43:51.420
so as a movie by itself, just fine. Good kids

00:43:51.420 --> 00:43:54.070
movie. Okay, so are you going to have two different

00:43:54.070 --> 00:43:56.690
ratings here? No, I won't. As a cap -off, this

00:43:56.690 --> 00:43:58.750
is my perspective as a fan of the first two and

00:43:58.750 --> 00:44:00.150
as a cap -off to the trilogy, and really this

00:44:00.150 --> 00:44:01.929
is getting carried by the last 15 -ish minutes,

00:44:02.230 --> 00:44:05.309
I'm going to give it three and a half flaming

00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:07.809
dragon swords out of... Yeah, I know. Wow, too

00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:10.730
high? Yeah, so anyways, three and a half flaming

00:44:10.730 --> 00:44:13.110
dragon swords out of five. Okay, now you're giving

00:44:13.110 --> 00:44:15.769
me the idea. What did you two give it? I'm giving

00:44:15.769 --> 00:44:18.110
it a solid two. Okay, wow. That's what I'm saying.

00:44:19.550 --> 00:44:23.420
I'm a big story first guy. No, no, no. Which

00:44:23.420 --> 00:44:28.219
is fair. You guys are all very different in different

00:44:28.219 --> 00:44:32.380
ways. This makes sense why there's different

00:44:32.380 --> 00:44:36.769
things. I think I... base my rating per movie,

00:44:36.949 --> 00:44:39.849
so it's not necessarily a story, but if you do

00:44:39.849 --> 00:44:42.750
other things really well, I like it for what

00:44:42.750 --> 00:44:46.710
it did. For sure. I agree with Andre's 3 .5.

00:44:46.750 --> 00:44:50.389
Maybe more towards 3. It's like a 3 .25. Yeah,

00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:54.610
maybe a 3 .25. We're getting so decimally. We're

00:44:54.610 --> 00:45:00.570
getting so decimally. Okay. God, alright. I give

00:45:00.570 --> 00:45:05.050
it a 3 .1456. Yeah. Okay. Alright. That's how

00:45:05.050 --> 00:45:08.949
you train in Dragon 3. So, to our loser, T -Dog,

00:45:09.070 --> 00:45:11.449
whose birthday was sometime in the past year.

00:45:11.989 --> 00:45:14.289
And had to watch a shitty movie. Who had to watch

00:45:14.289 --> 00:45:19.150
a shitty movie for that consecutive time. That's

00:45:19.150 --> 00:45:21.530
true. The previous time being... The sequel to

00:45:21.530 --> 00:45:23.949
Holmes and Watson. If you would have been here

00:45:23.949 --> 00:45:26.590
last week, or last time, you would not have had

00:45:26.590 --> 00:45:29.409
to see... A crappy movie in between. So don't

00:45:29.409 --> 00:45:32.369
give us that consecutive bullshit. I said my

00:45:32.369 --> 00:45:35.289
consecutive bullshit. Yeah, I understood. We're

00:45:35.289 --> 00:45:37.670
on the same level. I watched the Netflix original.

00:45:38.150 --> 00:45:42.550
Wow, it's a Netflix original. What was the name

00:45:42.550 --> 00:45:44.989
again? Because Mitchell would be sarcastic. Maybe

00:45:44.989 --> 00:45:48.889
Steven Spielberg has a point. Oh, stop that.

00:45:50.449 --> 00:45:56.380
I watched IO. Ohio? I -O. I'm still hearing Ohio.

00:45:56.480 --> 00:46:01.179
I'm sorry. Rough state, let me tell you. I -O.

00:46:01.280 --> 00:46:05.440
We can imagine that it's based in Ohio, I think.

00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:09.059
Is it actually based in Ohio? It's in Akron.

00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:13.860
This is like a dystopian future. Just imagine

00:46:13.860 --> 00:46:16.860
that we're in Akron or somewhere in Ohio. That

00:46:16.860 --> 00:46:22.000
sounds like a nightmare. I mean, didn't Ready

00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:24.260
Player One take place in Columbus? It did. Yeah.

00:46:25.099 --> 00:46:27.880
We saw a beautiful ad place. Yeah, right. Seen

00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:30.360
it in Columbus. All right. Alright, keep going,

00:46:30.440 --> 00:46:34.639
sorry. So, I don't... Does anyone know when it

00:46:34.639 --> 00:46:37.400
was released? It was fairly new. I didn't watch

00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:40.079
it. I can't say that it's been on my to -watch

00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:44.559
list. That's not a big deal. I just, you know,

00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:47.780
if anyone had any... I think it matters. It says

00:46:47.780 --> 00:46:52.900
2019. That's what I mean. I think it was within

00:46:52.900 --> 00:46:54.800
the past... Yeah, exactly. It was within the

00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:57.500
past month. I remember seeing trailers for it

00:46:57.500 --> 00:46:59.619
before and I was actually like... know i might

00:46:59.619 --> 00:47:01.860
be interested in that movie because i like this

00:47:01.860 --> 00:47:07.119
post -apocalyptic uh type earth right yeah then

00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:11.380
you remember this is a punishment yeah wait so

00:47:11.380 --> 00:47:14.489
this is set on earth This is set on Earth. Okay.

00:47:14.570 --> 00:47:18.250
There's Anthony Mackie. Yes. And the other, some

00:47:18.250 --> 00:47:21.929
female lead who I don't recall. Margaret, Sarah

00:47:21.929 --> 00:47:25.730
Margaret Qualley. Okay. Qualley. Sorry if I'm

00:47:25.730 --> 00:47:27.489
butchering that name. I looked up some of the

00:47:27.489 --> 00:47:29.250
movies that she was in before. I don't think

00:47:29.250 --> 00:47:33.389
I remembered or recognized many. Do you think

00:47:33.389 --> 00:47:37.690
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? Oh, wow. She's

00:47:37.690 --> 00:47:39.650
going to be in that. I don't know what to watch.

00:47:39.750 --> 00:47:41.590
Oh, she's in the Nice Guys? Yeah, she's in the

00:47:41.590 --> 00:47:44.650
Nice Guys. Oh. Yeah, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,

00:47:44.769 --> 00:47:47.550
yeah. What if, like, the year that came out,

00:47:47.570 --> 00:47:49.349
the Nice Guys, low -key, one of my favorite movies.

00:47:49.570 --> 00:47:53.389
Oh, yeah. That was way better than it got. Oh,

00:47:53.610 --> 00:47:57.710
she's the... She's the shitty, she's Mia in fucking

00:47:57.710 --> 00:48:00.030
Death Note. The shitty Netflix adaptation of

00:48:00.030 --> 00:48:01.429
that. Alright, I already hate this movie. Oh

00:48:01.429 --> 00:48:04.409
my god, she was, alright. She was so bad. We

00:48:04.409 --> 00:48:07.090
are hijacking T -Dogs. Spoilers, yeah. Go for

00:48:07.090 --> 00:48:10.289
it, go for it. Spoilers alert. Spoiler alert.

00:48:10.670 --> 00:48:13.659
Yeah. Spoilers. She did not. carry this movie.

00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:17.019
Okay. Got it. She didn't carry that note either.

00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:23.579
That was just a spit take. Yes! I'm pretty sure

00:48:23.579 --> 00:48:26.599
it came out of his nose. Okay. It's clean. I'm

00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:31.960
good. Okay. So, we are set on Earth. Sure. Okay.

00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:38.579
Love it so far. She is by herself. So we think

00:48:38.579 --> 00:48:41.039
that her father is somewhere else on Earth as

00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:44.199
well to start the show. Yeah, I mean, you know,

00:48:44.219 --> 00:48:47.480
just wait for me to... Sorry. I know you guys

00:48:47.480 --> 00:48:50.980
love to interrupt me. No, it's really not. It's

00:48:50.980 --> 00:48:54.019
like whoever's in this position... We just ask

00:48:54.019 --> 00:48:56.599
terrible shitty questions. I have no basis of

00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:58.940
understanding this film. This is why Leo the

00:48:58.940 --> 00:49:01.519
Lion last time lasted a half hour is because

00:49:01.519 --> 00:49:03.480
these two... Leo the Lion lasted for 30 minutes.

00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:06.480
Pretty much, yeah. Because these guys go, wait,

00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:08.860
whoa, whoa, whoa. So this happened? What? What?

00:49:09.659 --> 00:49:12.059
Just keep them up. We're not going to ever watch

00:49:12.059 --> 00:49:15.159
these movies. Never. We have to get all the details

00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:17.780
now or never. But you guys have to understand

00:49:17.780 --> 00:49:21.179
that I'm trying to tell it as it unfolds. Does

00:49:21.179 --> 00:49:27.420
this movie deserve that? I believe it does. I'll

00:49:27.420 --> 00:49:34.159
explain why as I go. So she essentially is by

00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:37.780
herself. She's in a research station. Kind of

00:49:37.780 --> 00:49:40.219
what's described is she has this pen pal type

00:49:40.300 --> 00:49:44.519
boyfriend who is uh because at one point it's

00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:48.059
we we don't know whether or not um they've i

00:49:48.059 --> 00:49:50.239
i assume that they were in one time physical

00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:55.639
contact uh more so like now they're at the point

00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:00.460
where he's off in io or at io at some sorry yeah

00:50:00.460 --> 00:50:05.250
what is io Okay, so moon of Jupiter, but there's

00:50:05.250 --> 00:50:07.550
some space station, I think. They don't really

00:50:07.550 --> 00:50:13.010
go into much detail about how they left Earth

00:50:13.010 --> 00:50:15.889
and where they're now. How quickly can one get

00:50:15.889 --> 00:50:20.929
to Io? Not quickly, but that's part of the, I

00:50:20.929 --> 00:50:25.710
guess... problem that she's experiencing is that

00:50:25.710 --> 00:50:29.130
um so they wanted everyone to leave earth because

00:50:29.130 --> 00:50:32.190
it's now become you know um most of the atmosphere

00:50:32.190 --> 00:50:37.170
is no longer inhabitable by humans toxic to humans

00:50:37.170 --> 00:50:40.849
right because the oxygen levels are not um sustained

00:50:40.849 --> 00:50:42.530
it's the bad ending of interstellar basically

00:50:42.530 --> 00:50:45.269
yeah kind of part of that now now there are pockets

00:50:45.269 --> 00:50:48.550
of earth which um i'm not entirely sure how you

00:50:48.550 --> 00:50:50.190
know this would work out there are pockets of

00:50:50.190 --> 00:50:54.469
earth which it's um So she's currently on this

00:50:54.469 --> 00:51:00.929
little research colony. They have bees. Well,

00:51:00.929 --> 00:51:03.050
the bees survived. That's good. Oh, wow. Well,

00:51:03.269 --> 00:51:05.530
you know, kind of. Okay. Oh, God. They're mutant

00:51:05.530 --> 00:51:09.489
bees. Sorry. Oh, killer bees. I don't know. Oh,

00:51:09.510 --> 00:51:12.670
shit. I'm glad we don't have killer bees in this

00:51:12.670 --> 00:51:16.070
world. And that's how the movie ends. Killer

00:51:16.070 --> 00:51:21.010
bees kill her. That's the end. That's it. I made

00:51:21.010 --> 00:51:23.389
all this? Okay, no, that didn't. Oh. Unfortunately.

00:51:23.929 --> 00:51:26.630
Yeah, that would have been nice. The bees! The

00:51:26.630 --> 00:51:32.610
bees! Let's see. So we have this inhabitable

00:51:32.610 --> 00:51:36.030
Earth. They've already moved most of the population

00:51:36.030 --> 00:51:40.469
off of Earth to some space station colony. Elysium.

00:51:40.469 --> 00:51:43.630
Yeah, we really don't know how well. This is

00:51:43.630 --> 00:51:45.409
like the most unoriginal movie. Yeah, but it's

00:51:45.409 --> 00:51:49.110
a generic dystopian side. I mean, it's basically

00:51:49.110 --> 00:51:52.030
everything you can think of, just added elements

00:51:52.030 --> 00:51:57.030
of it. Okay, cool. So when do the aliens come

00:51:57.030 --> 00:52:01.090
in? You said any element. Is one of them a robot?

00:52:01.469 --> 00:52:04.610
What? Say that again. You said any element. I'm

00:52:04.610 --> 00:52:06.610
taking from Aliens and saying that it would be

00:52:06.610 --> 00:52:10.389
like... Really long skull aliens. Which one's

00:52:10.389 --> 00:52:12.230
the Cylon? Is there any way that's a Cylon in

00:52:12.230 --> 00:52:14.650
there? Technically, the humans are aliens when

00:52:14.650 --> 00:52:18.309
they move. I guess that's true. Wow. Is that

00:52:18.309 --> 00:52:21.090
the deep messaging in the movie? We need a wall

00:52:21.090 --> 00:52:24.170
around Io. Build a wall. Build a space wall.

00:52:24.389 --> 00:52:27.550
I'm going to build the biggest wall. All right.

00:52:27.550 --> 00:52:29.849
All right. All right. Wrong aliens. We don't

00:52:29.849 --> 00:52:32.590
need an Io one. We'll pay for it. An Io one will

00:52:32.590 --> 00:52:37.269
pay for it. Wrong aliens, guys. Okay. We do not

00:52:37.269 --> 00:52:41.130
know what type of technology that humans have

00:52:41.130 --> 00:52:43.590
at this point, just that they're able to go that

00:52:43.590 --> 00:52:46.809
far away and sustain life. So Elon Musk has done

00:52:46.809 --> 00:52:49.429
it, and they have space travel firms. SpaceX

00:52:49.429 --> 00:52:52.389
have made it out. There's Tesla cars flying around.

00:52:52.510 --> 00:52:55.329
Got it. Great. Falcon X was a success. This is

00:52:55.329 --> 00:52:59.320
great. All right, cool. And now I think it should

00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:01.440
be I -O, right? Yeah. And I think somebody said

00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:03.559
E -O and I started saying E -O after that. It's

00:53:03.559 --> 00:53:05.860
I -O. It's I -O. I'm assuming. E -I -E -I -O.

00:53:05.980 --> 00:53:08.400
Yeah, so. Craig Elo, man. Yeah, okay. Yeah, exactly.

00:53:08.400 --> 00:53:12.860
Okay, cool, cool. So. All right, she's documenting

00:53:12.860 --> 00:53:17.699
her findings as she's going. We see her inject

00:53:17.699 --> 00:53:21.420
herself with samples of something that form,

00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:25.000
I would say, a reaction, like some sort of hive.

00:53:25.619 --> 00:53:30.369
Okay. Basically, she's trying to immune us. Make

00:53:30.369 --> 00:53:33.010
yourself immune to that? Yeah, but the issue

00:53:33.010 --> 00:53:35.150
with that is they never really describe what

00:53:35.150 --> 00:53:37.650
she's doing aside from... Got it, okay. Great

00:53:37.650 --> 00:53:41.190
storytelling. It's a very minor point later on

00:53:41.190 --> 00:53:44.429
that they mention it. As we go back. science

00:53:44.429 --> 00:53:47.130
yes oh science science for science although it

00:53:47.130 --> 00:53:49.530
was interesting because some some things are

00:53:49.530 --> 00:53:53.230
very specific like almost too specific like how

00:53:53.230 --> 00:53:55.690
something would work and so it was almost like

00:53:55.690 --> 00:53:58.230
somebody this was like somebody's project where

00:53:58.230 --> 00:54:00.250
they're like oh let's think out how something

00:54:00.250 --> 00:54:02.389
like this would happen but then they leave out

00:54:02.389 --> 00:54:05.630
major details in other aspects we we have this

00:54:05.630 --> 00:54:09.510
um we have this kind of eerie feeling that she's

00:54:09.510 --> 00:54:13.690
by herself um they never make it clear and then

00:54:13.690 --> 00:54:17.769
all of a sudden uh this hot air balloon arrived

00:54:17.769 --> 00:54:20.010
it's you know it's a little more than a just

00:54:20.010 --> 00:54:23.489
a basic hot air balloon but yeah some kind of

00:54:23.489 --> 00:54:26.530
craft anthony mackie you know he's showing up

00:54:27.420 --> 00:54:29.039
for the first time. Anthony Mackie. He's ready

00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:32.059
to save the movie from any destruction. Is Anthony

00:54:32.059 --> 00:54:33.900
Mackie just Falcon? Like, does he have his Falcon

00:54:33.900 --> 00:54:35.460
suit? Yeah, yeah. I mean, he didn't even need

00:54:35.460 --> 00:54:38.800
the balloon structure that he had done. He just

00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:40.480
shows up and he's like asking where Steve Rogers

00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:42.039
is. That's what I want to know. He's like, you

00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:44.480
know. So, like, all Marvel characters that do

00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:46.739
movies outside of the Marvel Universe, they suck

00:54:46.739 --> 00:54:49.849
first, right? Like, some of them do good movies,

00:54:49.969 --> 00:54:52.869
but they have one suck. Robert Downey Jr. was

00:54:52.869 --> 00:54:56.050
a great actor. No, no, no. I'm talking about

00:54:56.050 --> 00:54:58.909
after they became horrible. Oh, they have a dud

00:54:58.909 --> 00:55:00.769
afterwards. I'm trying to think because Scarlett

00:55:00.769 --> 00:55:03.130
Johansson goes to the show. Oh, my God, yeah.

00:55:03.269 --> 00:55:05.969
Robert Downey Jr., the judge. You cut me deep

00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:08.349
with that one. Oh, God. Yeah, you're right. We

00:55:08.349 --> 00:55:12.329
have Here We Go with Chris Evans. What about

00:55:12.329 --> 00:55:14.389
Chris Hemsworth? That is on our list, by the

00:55:14.389 --> 00:55:16.630
way, of bad movies. Yeah. Chris Hemsworth, what

00:55:16.630 --> 00:55:19.409
are you... Oh, what was he in? I mean, Rush was

00:55:19.409 --> 00:55:21.530
kind of disappointing, I guess. Oh, I love Rush.

00:55:21.750 --> 00:55:25.650
I am a bannerman for House Rush. Okay. I am ready

00:55:25.650 --> 00:55:27.650
to go to bat for that movie. Sorry, we distracted.

00:55:28.190 --> 00:55:30.489
Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. Okay. Marvel.

00:55:30.670 --> 00:55:33.210
Falcon shows up. Yes. And he saves the baby,

00:55:33.309 --> 00:55:37.369
basically. No. So, he's looking for her father.

00:55:38.530 --> 00:55:41.940
Are we all? Yeah, you know. Yeah. I mean, not

00:55:41.940 --> 00:55:44.559
really looking for someone else's father. Anyways.

00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.619
Well, no, because he's looking for her father,

00:55:49.699 --> 00:55:52.940
who's a scientist. So this has been, he's been...

00:55:52.940 --> 00:55:56.139
Oh, Anthony Mackie's looking for the girl's father.

00:55:56.340 --> 00:55:59.940
Which is the researcher. He's a very well -known

00:55:59.940 --> 00:56:04.119
researcher because they've played in... Yeah,

00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:07.139
please, please. Spit it out. Mike, you're struggling

00:56:07.139 --> 00:56:12.710
here. Chris Hemsworth was in Snow White and the

00:56:12.710 --> 00:56:16.710
Huntsman after the event. Sorry, keep going.

00:56:18.710 --> 00:56:23.829
It's not bad. Sorry, keep going. I know, I know,

00:56:23.889 --> 00:56:26.469
I know. I feel bad about it. I feel bad about

00:56:26.469 --> 00:56:30.110
it. No, it's fine. It's just they're going off.

00:56:30.750 --> 00:56:33.510
I'm trying to rush over here. I gotta watch it

00:56:33.510 --> 00:56:36.070
again, I guess. Please let me not interrupt you.

00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:41.179
So, basically, you know, through the public broadcasting

00:56:41.179 --> 00:56:46.099
system. Yeah, it's not branded PBS, right? Mr.

00:56:46.099 --> 00:56:50.159
Rogers is back? He's never going to get through

00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:54.159
this. This might be the worst. This might be

00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:58.159
worse than actually watching this. This is why

00:56:58.159 --> 00:57:02.780
all our podcasts are over an hour. Okay. And

00:57:02.780 --> 00:57:05.380
why nobody will actually ever listen. I've listened

00:57:05.380 --> 00:57:08.559
twice, and I always unsubscribe, then subscribe

00:57:08.559 --> 00:57:11.360
to get the extra download. Oh, there you go.

00:57:11.559 --> 00:57:14.159
It's a trick. Oh, smart decision. I'll probably

00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:17.239
be banned after this. iTunes is like, none of

00:57:17.239 --> 00:57:21.639
that. They now know the strategy. Okay, so initially

00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:25.360
there was an effort. And this might have been

00:57:25.360 --> 00:57:27.199
revealed a little bit later on, but it's fine

00:57:27.199 --> 00:57:30.420
revealing it now to you guys. There was an effort,

00:57:30.599 --> 00:57:33.920
especially by her father, to have people stay

00:57:33.920 --> 00:57:39.340
on Earth to help restructure and revive Earth,

00:57:39.559 --> 00:57:42.579
essentially, to make it inhabitable for these,

00:57:42.820 --> 00:57:45.619
I guess, the people that were still on Earth

00:57:45.619 --> 00:57:49.920
at the time. And then, so, you know, they keep

00:57:49.920 --> 00:57:54.440
broadcasting this out. Her father was a big proponent

00:57:54.440 --> 00:57:58.320
of that for a while. And so Anthony Mackie shows

00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:02.960
up, you know, demands to see her father. She

00:58:02.960 --> 00:58:07.099
like, you know, kind of dances around the subject,

00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:09.079
but she's like, oh yeah, you know, he's off on

00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:12.769
this. research expedition he'll be back in a

00:58:12.769 --> 00:58:16.869
few days uh you you can tell that she one she's

00:58:16.869 --> 00:58:19.030
she seems awkward in the movie the entire time

00:58:19.030 --> 00:58:23.170
but like on purpose yeah um that's questionable

00:58:23.170 --> 00:58:26.269
okay it might be the character but it might be

00:58:26.269 --> 00:58:28.170
the act yeah yeah the acting she was awkward

00:58:28.170 --> 00:58:30.150
not on purpose and definitely yeah so that's

00:58:30.150 --> 00:58:31.949
the thing like the acting seems a little bit

00:58:31.949 --> 00:58:35.030
unnatural as well um in this part in particular

00:58:35.030 --> 00:58:37.869
because she's supposed to be acting unnatural

00:58:38.840 --> 00:58:41.360
And, you know, she's already unnatural, so it's

00:58:41.360 --> 00:58:43.639
like extra. Wait, how is she unnatural? Like,

00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:45.139
is she supposed to be acting unnatural? Yeah,

00:58:45.139 --> 00:58:48.360
because... He's looking for her father. Right.

00:58:48.420 --> 00:58:51.659
Who at the time we think or is proposed that

00:58:51.659 --> 00:58:54.659
he's still alive on Earth. Uh -huh. Okay, so.

00:58:54.840 --> 00:58:56.960
Do we know if she knows if he's still alive?

00:58:57.059 --> 00:58:59.699
We don't know for sure at this time. Gotcha.

00:58:59.840 --> 00:59:05.079
Okay. It's been like very, you know, non, I guess,

00:59:05.079 --> 00:59:08.340
non -confrontational that anything has happened

00:59:08.340 --> 00:59:11.320
to him. Gotcha. For, you know, aside from like.

00:59:12.170 --> 00:59:15.750
little cues we suspect that he's still alive

00:59:15.750 --> 00:59:17.889
probably not though okay okay if that makes sense

00:59:17.889 --> 00:59:20.309
so yeah i mean spoiler alert so i'm sorry so

00:59:20.309 --> 00:59:22.489
so anthony mackie is going to io to find the

00:59:22.489 --> 00:59:25.429
father no this is all on earth okay this is all

00:59:25.429 --> 00:59:28.730
on earth okay he arrives here from a different

00:59:28.730 --> 00:59:32.980
part of earth to find her father. Okay. So Anthony

00:59:32.980 --> 00:59:36.659
Mackie is from a different pocket on Earth. Exactly.

00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:45.280
A country. A nation, if you will. Okay. He's

00:59:45.280 --> 00:59:47.159
coming from Australia. You know, welcome to the

00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:49.599
first 40 minutes of the movie. Wow. All right.

00:59:49.699 --> 00:59:51.179
How long is this thing? How long is this movie?

00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:54.159
I don't know. Okay. Oh, I'm so glad I only had

00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:55.980
to see an hour and a half movie versus a two

00:59:55.980 --> 01:00:00.739
hour movie. Maybe it was less, but it went very

01:00:00.739 --> 01:00:03.159
slow. Like nothing happened. Nothing happened

01:00:03.159 --> 01:00:05.460
in the time that this movie was going on. Essentially,

01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:08.300
I mean, I can probably explain this as the same.

01:00:08.360 --> 01:00:10.360
Okay. Yeah. Well, so how's the cinematography?

01:00:11.639 --> 01:00:13.960
Oh, Jesus. Was there anything rewarding about

01:00:13.960 --> 01:00:15.460
this movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are there any upsides

01:00:15.460 --> 01:00:17.599
to this? So they don't really show a lot. Like,

01:00:17.599 --> 01:00:19.659
there's no beautiful landscape. What a great

01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:22.420
movie. So there's no shots. Yeah, it's basically

01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:27.360
this pocket of this research. area which is just

01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:29.920
really you know some tents and rundown so the

01:00:29.920 --> 01:00:31.820
set design it's not like cool like it's just

01:00:31.820 --> 01:00:34.380
generic sci -fi and it stays in it stays in this

01:00:34.380 --> 01:00:36.639
very centralized position so it's really just

01:00:36.639 --> 01:00:39.199
like a research facility but like yeah it's not

01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:41.780
even a big facility it sounds like the fire festival

01:00:41.780 --> 01:00:44.920
yeah so so there are there are certain research

01:00:44.920 --> 01:00:46.599
facilities there's like okay like alien takes

01:00:46.599 --> 01:00:48.960
place entirely on a ship and that ship is really

01:00:48.960 --> 01:00:51.820
cool but this is and you know honestly festival

01:00:51.820 --> 01:00:54.840
it's i can't even remember exactly what it is

01:00:54.840 --> 01:00:59.539
i think this is Okay. Yeah. With, you know, run

01:00:59.539 --> 01:01:02.300
-down building structure with a few tents around.

01:01:02.539 --> 01:01:05.320
I might be a little bit off because I was not...

01:01:05.320 --> 01:01:08.400
It did not engross my attention. Gotcha. Okay.

01:01:08.400 --> 01:01:10.519
You were not fully engaged with Io. You were

01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:12.539
not engaged with... Well, no, this is Earth again.

01:01:12.739 --> 01:01:16.400
Oh, but yes. The film Io. Okay, so if this fucking

01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:18.260
film was called Io, then why the fuck are we

01:01:18.260 --> 01:01:19.900
on Earth still? Yeah, that's the point. Like,

01:01:20.000 --> 01:01:23.460
to get to Io. So she's staying around because

01:01:23.460 --> 01:01:26.900
her dad, you know... Okay, one... One... Uh,

01:01:27.059 --> 01:01:29.780
so we find out most of this at the same time.

01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:33.260
Um, Anthony Mackie is looking for her father

01:01:33.260 --> 01:01:37.940
and what, so they, those two, the girl and Anthony

01:01:37.940 --> 01:01:40.579
Mackie fall in love a little bit, like really

01:01:40.579 --> 01:01:42.699
quickly, you know, because they're just chilling.

01:01:42.699 --> 01:01:45.199
What about her pen pal boyfriend? Yeah. Exactly.

01:01:46.199 --> 01:01:48.480
Is she, is Anthony Mackie the pen pal boyfriend?

01:01:48.679 --> 01:01:52.420
The pen pal boyfriend reveals that he's going.

01:01:52.780 --> 01:01:57.159
He's been selected for this mission, not on the

01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:00.380
space station on Io. And so they won't see each

01:02:00.380 --> 01:02:02.800
other for a long time. And so she basically breaks

01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:06.300
down, cries, and then her and Anthony Mackie

01:02:06.300 --> 01:02:09.380
hook up. Nice. They start Mackie. Yeah, exactly.

01:02:09.880 --> 01:02:17.280
It's this little Mack scenario. Now, I'm not

01:02:17.280 --> 01:02:20.989
entirely sure which event happens first. I think

01:02:20.989 --> 01:02:25.469
this happened before. She tells him that... Originally,

01:02:25.949 --> 01:02:27.949
she said that she was just a researcher, like

01:02:27.949 --> 01:02:30.710
one of his assistants. And then she reveals that

01:02:30.710 --> 01:02:35.889
she is his daughter, actually. And that he had

01:02:35.889 --> 01:02:39.610
been away for... Well, at one time, she was telling

01:02:39.610 --> 01:02:40.889
him that she was... When you were listening.

01:02:41.250 --> 01:02:45.210
Yeah, exactly. Okay. And then, so he reveals...

01:02:45.210 --> 01:02:49.389
Well, I think she reveals first that her father's

01:02:49.389 --> 01:02:53.280
dead. Yeah. Yeah. Shockers to everyone. Fuck.

01:02:53.760 --> 01:02:56.409
Shockers. He's dead? Yeah. And not only that,

01:02:56.570 --> 01:02:59.829
but her mom died at one point. And it was kind

01:02:59.829 --> 01:03:02.929
of because, I don't remember exactly if it was

01:03:02.929 --> 01:03:05.369
because of her father. So her mother was sick

01:03:05.369 --> 01:03:07.409
for a while, and maybe if they would have left

01:03:07.409 --> 01:03:09.250
Earth, it would have been all right. If they

01:03:09.250 --> 01:03:11.409
made it to Io, it would have been okay. But before

01:03:11.409 --> 01:03:16.730
her father died, he wanted her to go to Io as

01:03:16.730 --> 01:03:19.650
a word. Like, don't stay here because of me and

01:03:19.650 --> 01:03:22.190
try to save this Earth type thing. I just want

01:03:22.190 --> 01:03:25.440
you to make it to Io. But she stays here. With

01:03:25.440 --> 01:03:30.960
great power comes great responsibility. But you

01:03:30.960 --> 01:03:35.300
don't have any power. You have a lot of responsibility

01:03:35.300 --> 01:03:40.380
but no power. During her research time, slightly

01:03:40.380 --> 01:03:42.739
around when Anthony Mackie started coming, the

01:03:42.739 --> 01:03:47.000
last of the bees died off. Not the bees! Not

01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:52.440
the bees! So at this point, Anthony Mackie...

01:03:52.440 --> 01:03:54.309
The bees are my favorite character. Hold on,

01:03:54.309 --> 01:03:56.349
hold on. When did he build the Falcon suit? Yeah,

01:03:56.389 --> 01:03:58.650
I don't know. At some point in the season. Okay.

01:03:58.710 --> 01:04:01.230
So, Anthony Mackie is nothing else besides Falcon

01:04:01.230 --> 01:04:03.070
anyway. Oh, and the guy who lost to Eminem in

01:04:03.070 --> 01:04:05.530
A -Mile. Yeah, there you go. I liked him in,

01:04:05.570 --> 01:04:08.909
what's the Christmas movie? A Night Before. Oh,

01:04:08.909 --> 01:04:10.690
The Night Before. The Night Before. I liked that.

01:04:11.190 --> 01:04:14.750
So, he did a decent movie. All right. Yeah, I

01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:17.929
really liked that movie. He was good in The Hurt

01:04:17.929 --> 01:04:20.050
Locker. That's why I feel bad for him. He was

01:04:20.050 --> 01:04:21.969
in The Hurt Locker. Yeah, he was in The Hurt

01:04:21.969 --> 01:04:24.929
Locker. Okay. He's a good actor. Let me be clear.

01:04:24.929 --> 01:04:27.610
Him and our guy together. Let me be clear. He

01:04:27.610 --> 01:04:31.449
was not the reason the movie sucked. Okay. That's

01:04:31.449 --> 01:04:33.710
fair. It's not Anthony Mackie's fault is what

01:04:33.710 --> 01:04:35.650
you're saying. But, yeah, like, no matter how

01:04:35.650 --> 01:04:38.190
well he acted, he could not redeem this movie.

01:04:38.190 --> 01:04:40.889
So is he in trouble? Yeah, you can't see. There's

01:04:40.889 --> 01:04:42.090
something, like, that's what I want to know.

01:04:42.150 --> 01:04:44.530
This whole fucking movie is, like, just them

01:04:44.530 --> 01:04:47.070
kind of talking. Yeah, that's essentially it.

01:04:47.070 --> 01:04:49.409
A lot of dialogue. No, it's not even that much

01:04:49.409 --> 01:04:53.150
dialogue. I can see why Mac was drawn to that,

01:04:53.190 --> 01:04:55.369
though. I found an interesting connection. In

01:04:55.369 --> 01:04:57.190
terms of having a project where there's a lot

01:04:57.190 --> 01:05:00.090
of screen time for you. And honestly, it could

01:05:00.090 --> 01:05:02.110
be one of those things where the script is better

01:05:02.110 --> 01:05:05.389
than the movie. Right. Okay, maybe. I found an

01:05:05.389 --> 01:05:07.210
interesting connection with Anthony Mackie and

01:05:07.210 --> 01:05:11.250
Chris Evans. Okay. In 2014, before Captain America

01:05:11.250 --> 01:05:13.449
Winter Soldier, which we were introduced to Falcon,

01:05:13.670 --> 01:05:16.489
Chris Evans and Anthony Mackie were in a movie

01:05:16.489 --> 01:05:21.619
together called Plane Cool. It sucked. Who are

01:05:21.619 --> 01:05:25.519
the lead characters? Chris Evans, Michelle Monaghan.

01:05:25.579 --> 01:05:29.059
Oh, Michelle Monaghan. The ever lovable Aubrey

01:05:29.059 --> 01:05:32.300
Plaza. Oh, I love Aubrey Plaza. She's so likable.

01:05:32.480 --> 01:05:35.480
We got Luke Wilson. Martin Starr, the guy who

01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:43.280
plays Gilfoyle in Freaks and Geeks. And of course,

01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:47.989
the ever, ever lovable Topher Grace. Topher Grace,

01:05:48.190 --> 01:05:53.730
man. That's a white Klansman. He's a great actor.

01:05:54.289 --> 01:05:56.869
I haven't seen Black Klansman. He was the grand

01:05:56.869 --> 01:06:01.489
wizard. I own Black Klansman. I am planning on

01:06:01.489 --> 01:06:05.550
watching it this next cycle. It was good. I'm

01:06:05.550 --> 01:06:07.230
excited for it. It's not his fault that somebody

01:06:07.230 --> 01:06:11.619
cast him as Venom. No, it's not. Oh, Topher Grace?

01:06:11.619 --> 01:06:14.519
Dude, get that paycheck, dude. Yeah, he got that

01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:16.440
superhero... It was a smart move by Topher Grace.

01:06:16.539 --> 01:06:18.619
He got that mid -2000s superhero film paycheck.

01:06:18.860 --> 01:06:20.940
I don't blame him. Back to Anthony Mackie and

01:06:20.940 --> 01:06:23.719
IO. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah. So,

01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:26.519
Anthony Mackie's macking. Yeah, he's macking

01:06:26.519 --> 01:06:28.980
on, you know, this researcher's daughter. But...

01:06:28.980 --> 01:06:31.840
Who's dead? He originally came here to, like,

01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:34.440
you know... Find the researcher. Yeah, to lay

01:06:34.440 --> 01:06:36.760
some smack down. To lay some smack down. Bubble

01:06:36.760 --> 01:06:39.780
gum. He ran out of bubble gum. Oh, shit. So,

01:06:39.780 --> 01:06:43.099
the researcher was advocating people stay here,

01:06:43.300 --> 01:06:46.159
and essentially that's how his wife, I think

01:06:46.159 --> 01:06:48.840
it was his wife. Anthony Mackie's wife. Anthony

01:06:48.840 --> 01:06:50.440
Mackie's macking on this researcher's daughter

01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:54.099
when he's married. Died. Died. Died. Listen to

01:06:54.099 --> 01:06:57.320
the full explanation. Died. Died. I'm sorry.

01:06:57.360 --> 01:07:01.219
Died. Wow. So his wife died. He died. She died.

01:07:01.539 --> 01:07:05.019
She died. She dead. She gone. She gone. She gone.

01:07:05.079 --> 01:07:08.980
She gone, bitch. Rip. Rip. Gone, bitch. So that's

01:07:08.980 --> 01:07:12.420
why he showed up here. To basically deal with

01:07:12.420 --> 01:07:14.559
this researcher. Who knows what he would have

01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:18.000
done. Maybe killed the researcher. Maybe, like,

01:07:18.000 --> 01:07:20.230
you know, been like... I'm really mad at you,

01:07:20.309 --> 01:07:22.650
but it's all right. I'm not sure. Who knows?

01:07:22.769 --> 01:07:24.809
Is that it? Is this the movie? No. No, I'm not

01:07:24.809 --> 01:07:28.210
done yet. Okay. Let's speak towards the climax

01:07:28.210 --> 01:07:30.090
here. Well, yeah, you know, if you guys want

01:07:30.090 --> 01:07:31.809
to interrupt. No, no, no. I'm not saying it's

01:07:31.809 --> 01:07:34.739
not our fault. I'm saying... I think you... do

01:07:34.739 --> 01:07:36.960
not understand something. The entire movie is

01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:39.539
a climax. Like, it's just a constant climax.

01:07:39.880 --> 01:07:43.079
You're butchering on the climax. I'm sorry, you're

01:07:43.079 --> 01:07:44.400
saying you're climaxing the whole entire time?

01:07:44.420 --> 01:07:47.300
Yeah, it sounds great. Yeah, yeah. Climacking?

01:07:51.500 --> 01:07:55.579
You said the secret word. Everybody take a shot.

01:07:55.940 --> 01:08:00.699
That is a new element to the podcast. I was joking.

01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:02.900
That's a very dangerous proposition. No, that

01:08:02.900 --> 01:08:05.679
is great. I'm going to choose the secret word.

01:08:05.780 --> 01:08:07.860
We're going to have shots. And if anybody sees

01:08:07.860 --> 01:08:10.380
the secret word, we take shots. Part of the reason

01:08:10.380 --> 01:08:11.900
why we're interrupting is because he's the last

01:08:11.900 --> 01:08:14.440
and we've had drinks already. Understood. Keep

01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:20.779
going. Let me gather myself again. All right.

01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:24.520
They've kind of vented out their grievances to

01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:28.039
each other. They're hooking up for a while. At

01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:32.739
some point, they actually see a bee. They find

01:08:32.739 --> 01:08:36.600
a new bee. Basically, a recently hatched queen.

01:08:36.779 --> 01:08:41.180
Do they name it Toothless? Keep going. Is it

01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:43.600
voiced by Jerry Seinfeld? Stop listening to these

01:08:43.600 --> 01:08:49.229
two. It might have been a better movie. Another

01:08:49.229 --> 01:08:59.109
premise of the story is that the last set of

01:08:59.109 --> 01:09:02.449
pods that were going to go back to Io are now

01:09:02.449 --> 01:09:05.710
going to launch in a couple days. She's finally

01:09:05.710 --> 01:09:10.720
decided that she wants to leave after this. I

01:09:10.720 --> 01:09:14.140
don't exactly understand her, like, sudden realization.

01:09:14.539 --> 01:09:16.960
Like, her dad has been dead, like, a year at

01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:20.020
this point. It was probably, like, the bees dying

01:09:20.020 --> 01:09:23.579
type thing. And maybe her boyfriend finally being

01:09:23.579 --> 01:09:28.880
like, hey, you know. Okay, so. I don't understand.

01:09:29.119 --> 01:09:32.920
Where does Io, like, they go to Io ever or not?

01:09:33.789 --> 01:09:36.010
She feels hopeless, so she wants to leave her.

01:09:36.109 --> 01:09:37.369
You know, I'm getting there. You're getting there.

01:09:37.369 --> 01:09:39.510
I'm getting there. I'm impatient. Yeah, yeah,

01:09:39.550 --> 01:09:41.510
you're really impatient. I'm sorry. All right.

01:09:41.590 --> 01:09:43.529
Should we wait until Mitchell gets back? No,

01:09:43.529 --> 01:09:45.789
no, no. Keep going. I think he said his piece.

01:09:46.189 --> 01:09:49.789
All right. So, originally, they were near a pod

01:09:49.789 --> 01:09:51.649
or, you know, one of these structures that would

01:09:51.649 --> 01:09:55.609
take them back. Some reason... With weather conditions,

01:09:55.710 --> 01:09:59.750
this one was no longer viable. So they have an

01:09:59.750 --> 01:10:02.590
automated system that announces to them, they

01:10:02.590 --> 01:10:05.869
need to go find this other one. They actually

01:10:05.869 --> 01:10:07.869
know where it is, but the issue is that it's

01:10:07.869 --> 01:10:10.710
farther than the amount of helium that they have

01:10:10.710 --> 01:10:13.949
for the balloon structure to take to actually

01:10:13.949 --> 01:10:18.010
reach that destination. So now she knows of...

01:10:18.199 --> 01:10:22.079
this area that has a large helium deposit that

01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:24.659
they can stock up there. It's, it's out of a

01:10:24.659 --> 01:10:27.579
zone. It's in like one of the toxic zones. And

01:10:27.579 --> 01:10:30.159
so, you know, it's like probably the most dangerous

01:10:30.159 --> 01:10:33.140
part. Yeah. It's like this small dangerous part.

01:10:33.260 --> 01:10:37.170
Okay. And, um, I might not have been paying the

01:10:37.170 --> 01:10:40.970
most attention after this part. Yeah, that's

01:10:40.970 --> 01:10:44.329
fair. I'm not surprised when we watch terrible

01:10:44.329 --> 01:10:46.350
movies that people are checking out at some point.

01:10:46.449 --> 01:10:49.109
Okay, so at some point, they're both there. And

01:10:49.109 --> 01:10:51.630
then at some point, she realizes something or

01:10:51.630 --> 01:10:54.670
she finds something. And she takes off her, you

01:10:54.670 --> 01:10:57.829
know, she's like. oh, you know, maybe it's not

01:10:57.829 --> 01:11:01.789
toxic to me anymore. Oh, wow. And she takes off

01:11:01.789 --> 01:11:05.609
her oxygen mask. And her face disintegrates.

01:11:05.630 --> 01:11:10.449
And she's all right. Whoa! So I don't think they

01:11:10.449 --> 01:11:13.850
reference this directly. I think one time Anthony

01:11:13.850 --> 01:11:15.850
Mackie had asked her about the things she was

01:11:15.850 --> 01:11:18.149
injecting to her stomach. Gotcha. But apparently

01:11:18.149 --> 01:11:20.489
she became... That was enough. She adapted to

01:11:20.489 --> 01:11:23.399
the environment, which... really stretching it

01:11:23.399 --> 01:11:25.899
there. Okay, whatever. Yeah, sure. Fuck it. Yeah,

01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:28.460
so it's not over yet. So then she's like, so

01:11:28.460 --> 01:11:31.060
she, you know, since now she can breathe on this

01:11:31.060 --> 01:11:33.920
toxic earth, she's going to stay there. Anthony

01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:37.399
Mackie goes, and this, like, honestly, I don't

01:11:37.399 --> 01:11:39.239
even remember this part. I had to look it up

01:11:39.239 --> 01:11:41.420
because, you know. You just forgot. You just

01:11:41.420 --> 01:11:43.659
didn't talk to me. Like, I was kind of watching

01:11:43.659 --> 01:11:45.199
it, but I just. You were playing, you were playing

01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:46.899
your Switch at the same time or something. You

01:11:46.899 --> 01:11:49.159
know, yeah, PlayStation 4, who knows. Oh, okay,

01:11:49.220 --> 01:11:52.960
okay, gotcha. Fair. So. Fair. He's on I .O.,

01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:55.420
you know, now they're pen -palling back and forth.

01:11:55.699 --> 01:11:57.840
Oh, wow. It's like full circle. And apparently

01:11:57.840 --> 01:11:59.960
she's with a kid now because, you know, they

01:11:59.960 --> 01:12:04.079
were hooking up. Oh, God. And Anthony Mackling.

01:12:04.579 --> 01:12:10.659
Yeah. Whoa. It never ends. If I have the pun,

01:12:10.840 --> 01:12:12.800
I'm going to take it. Oh, yeah, you're driving

01:12:12.800 --> 01:12:15.079
it. Wow, okay. So Anthony Mackling's a baby daddy.

01:12:17.519 --> 01:12:21.939
Comparatively to Holmes and Watson, very different.

01:12:22.520 --> 01:12:25.180
The point is that you could watch Holmes and

01:12:25.180 --> 01:12:28.960
Watson as a bad movie type thing. To be clear,

01:12:29.000 --> 01:12:31.140
that's the last bad movie you saw. Yeah, correct.

01:12:31.239 --> 01:12:33.659
Which was like two podcasts ago. That was your

01:12:33.659 --> 01:12:36.520
last time. I mean, if you haven't listened to

01:12:36.520 --> 01:12:38.380
that podcast, go back. If you subscribe, you'll

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Or, you know, if I should subscribe to them.

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They can't let you know because you're a teen

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dog. You know, send me a shout -out on... Yeah,

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01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:04.159
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01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:06.119
to this podcast. No, no, no. I just want to take

01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:07.960
this time to talk about Blue Apron. Let me tell

01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:12.039
you guys. Just kidding. And Group Me. Hold on.

01:13:12.060 --> 01:13:14.439
You can't forget the second episode. Group Me

01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:17.020
is the sponsor, apparently. I mean, if anyone

01:13:17.020 --> 01:13:20.060
is going to send us free products, we will endorse

01:13:20.060 --> 01:13:22.039
that. Aside from movies, because, you know, we're

01:13:22.039 --> 01:13:24.140
going to, like, shit on them. Yeah, right, we

01:13:24.140 --> 01:13:26.960
gotta remain impartial. Impartial. We'll give

01:13:26.960 --> 01:13:29.159
good ratings to good movies, but we will shit

01:13:29.159 --> 01:13:31.939
on it a little bit. Yeah, I mean, like... We're

01:13:31.939 --> 01:13:33.939
not going to take, like... So, where do you land?

01:13:34.060 --> 01:13:36.720
Hold on. We're not going to take, like, free

01:13:36.720 --> 01:13:40.859
copies of IO for a good rating. Like, we don't

01:13:40.859 --> 01:13:45.680
want to actually watch it. Alright, so rating.

01:13:45.779 --> 01:13:48.260
Rating, guys. Come on. It's a one moon out of

01:13:48.260 --> 01:13:51.619
five, you know? Is one the minimum, or is, like,

01:13:51.640 --> 01:13:53.659
zero a point? Well, no, I did zero on... Holmes

01:13:53.659 --> 01:13:58.640
and Watson. I did zero on Leo the Lion. But I

01:13:58.640 --> 01:14:00.699
feel like Holmes and Watson... The only person

01:14:00.699 --> 01:14:02.960
that has said he has to give it a one... No,

01:14:02.979 --> 01:14:06.260
a half. A half, sorry. A half. So that has to

01:14:06.260 --> 01:14:08.640
have any rating whatsoever is Mitchell. Because

01:14:08.640 --> 01:14:12.359
he said, you made a movie, half. I feel like

01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:14.920
you could watch Holmes and Watson like, you know...

01:14:15.100 --> 01:14:17.819
drink a bunch, make fun of it, whatever. This

01:14:17.819 --> 01:14:20.840
just went on. It's a drag. A little dialogue.

01:14:21.619 --> 01:14:25.340
There's nothing to even pick out about and make

01:14:25.340 --> 01:14:27.439
fun of, really. It just happens. Anthony Mackie's

01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:31.539
like, you know, you have Anthony Mackie, not

01:14:31.539 --> 01:14:34.300
necessarily bad acting in here, it's just he's

01:14:34.300 --> 01:14:36.960
giving his lines, nothing happens. The girl's

01:14:36.960 --> 01:14:40.869
awkward in this movie. That's fair. I'm already

01:14:40.869 --> 01:14:43.029
slated against her because Death Note is just

01:14:43.029 --> 01:14:45.649
bad. She plays this daughter of a researcher.

01:14:45.909 --> 01:14:51.829
Maybe not much social exposure. Maybe she's playing

01:14:51.829 --> 01:14:55.810
the role perfectly, for all I know. And that's

01:14:55.810 --> 01:14:58.890
it. Okay, Mac, you did do great. He was just

01:14:58.890 --> 01:15:02.630
saying his lines. He didn't even put on the falcon

01:15:02.630 --> 01:15:05.390
suit like one time. You know, if he would have

01:15:05.390 --> 01:15:08.909
broken out this falcon suit, I would have given

01:15:08.909 --> 01:15:12.510
this a two out. Just the absurd, like, all of

01:15:12.510 --> 01:15:14.510
a sudden, you know, his visor comes down and

01:15:14.510 --> 01:15:17.609
he's like, you know, he's like, first of all,

01:15:17.649 --> 01:15:19.510
she's like, no, I'm going to stay here. And he's

01:15:19.510 --> 01:15:24.869
like, and like jets off. All right. I think I

01:15:24.869 --> 01:15:27.189
would have enjoyed that part. Okay, sure. Any

01:15:27.189 --> 01:15:31.130
last words? I love you. Yeah. Thanks for listening.

01:15:31.289 --> 01:15:35.090
I appreciate you. Subscribe on iTunes, like our

01:15:35.090 --> 01:15:38.430
Facebook page. This was Game for a Movie. You

01:15:38.430 --> 01:15:42.130
can find it on iTunes or on Facebook. We are

01:15:42.130 --> 01:15:44.149
literally Game for a Movie. Thank you, Mitchell,

01:15:44.310 --> 01:15:45.989
for designing our logo, by the way. Oh, yeah.

01:15:46.369 --> 01:15:49.569
Yeah, no problem, guys. It was fun. The original

01:15:49.569 --> 01:15:51.949
cut did not look great, so thank you for the

01:15:51.949 --> 01:15:55.550
feedback. Did it look like a penis? It's up for

01:15:55.550 --> 01:15:58.770
debate. It's up for debate. A very problematic...

01:16:01.230 --> 01:16:03.970
I put a film reel at the end of the film tape.

01:16:04.489 --> 01:16:10.270
We don't need the backstory. We're fine. I just

01:16:10.270 --> 01:16:14.890
like to draw dicks. On that note, if someone

01:16:14.890 --> 01:16:17.130
would like to sponsor us and give us free beer

01:16:17.130 --> 01:16:20.329
or free anything, free beer would be great. I

01:16:20.329 --> 01:16:22.069
will definitely say out loud what beer I'm drinking

01:16:22.069 --> 01:16:24.850
if that was the case. Hey, counterweight, Crucial

01:16:24.850 --> 01:16:26.710
Mass. Wow, they didn't even pay us, but okay.

01:16:26.869 --> 01:16:31.270
We also got Amber Ale from Bells. So that is

01:16:31.270 --> 01:16:34.390
pretty solid beers, I'd say. Yeah. If anybody

01:16:34.390 --> 01:16:37.010
else, we'll give a call out. Sure. We'll whore

01:16:37.010 --> 01:16:39.810
ourselves. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And on that note.

01:16:39.869 --> 01:16:41.989
This is probably the only episode that we'll

01:16:41.989 --> 01:16:44.449
mention it, but yeah. Probably not. Probably

01:16:44.449 --> 01:16:47.970
not. No. Probably not. I'm a major whore. Wow.

01:16:48.630 --> 01:16:52.470
Until next time on Game for a Movie, I'm Mike.

01:16:52.590 --> 01:16:56.090
I'm Mitchell. I'm Andre. T -Dog. See ya.