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In a world with terrible movies, four friends

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compete against each other to watch the worst

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of the worst. After seeing the movies, they come

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together and review them for your pleasure. Who

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saw the worst movie? What did they think of it?

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Was it really that bad? Challenges are different

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every week, but Andre, Mike, Mitchell, and T

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-Dawg have to have their wits about them. No

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one wants to see a bad movie, so to be forced

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to is the worst thing imaginable. Can they stay

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off the loser board and not have to see a bad

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movie? Their time to lose this week. The answer

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to these questions in war on Game for a Movie.

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Hello and welcome to the sixth episode of Game

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for a Movie. I'm your host, Mike Butank. I am

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joined by... Mitchell. Andre. Claire. Wait, you're

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not T -Dog? Where's T -Dog? You know, I told

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you he looked different. He sounds different,

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too. Yeah. Please welcome to the podcast my fiancée,

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beautiful as she is, Claire, to the show. Yay!

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Thanks for being excited about my intro for you.

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We are once again playing a game that you can

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follow on Twitter. You can post on our Facebook

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page. You can write a review about it if you

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really want to. Subscribe on iTunes, CastBox.

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Hey, we're even on Spotify, guys. Wait, are you

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really? Yeah, we're on Spotify. Oh, that's cool.

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I know. I found this out the other day. Oh. See,

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it's rock and roll. I know. Yeah. Apparently,

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when you put it on iTunes, it just goes everywhere.

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It goes everywhere. Really? So, yeah, we're on

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Spotify. You can subscribe. Wow, that technology

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right there. Wow. That technology, though. Wow.

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So, if you want to write a review, we would love

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it. Include, even, if you would like to, where

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T -Dog is. We're going to play round two of Where

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is T -Dog? Mitchell, get us started. Where is

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T -Dog this week? So, just to recap, the first

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time we played this game, I thought that he was

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in a constipated battle with... with the shits

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and unfortunately i was wrong in that assumption

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so yeah so i'm just gonna assume the other way

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around he is now in a uh vomit battle oh the

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other way yeah right right like he just can't

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stop the flow you know like eat like something

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bad that just didn't sit well with them we've

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all been to the calf of where oh yes of our place

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of work we understand that sometimes the fish

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isn't the best no oh right We've all been there.

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One for that side of Sam with the salad. I mean,

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it is Lent, even though it isn't a Friday. It

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is Lent. And I gave up meat, so I hold on to

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fish as close as I can, but not the fish there.

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It's really bad. However, yes, he is praying

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at the altar of his toilet. projectile vomiting

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into it wow that sounds rough yes yeah andre

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do you have a guess where t -dog is yeah so uh

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after uh i revealed that t -dog's real name was

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kevin and i doxed him uh We don't bring that

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up. We don't talk about it. I know. Well, it's

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too late, apparently, because his identity got

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stolen. He had to go off the grid. Oh, nice.

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And he's living not just a double life, but now

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a triple life. Okay. So he's under a new alias

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that he hasn't even revealed to me yet. Nice.

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Wait, time out. So he has two families already.

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Is he going to get a third? He's going to have

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to get a third to cover it up. Yeah. I think,

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honestly, I think he gets off on it. I think

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it's borderline sociopathy. I mean, you know,

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whatever. Okay. That's just me. Gotcha. Spreading

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yourself thin, man. Yeah. That's all I got to

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say to Kevin. Replacement T -Dog slash Claire.

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Where do you think the real T -Dog is? So I was

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not here the first time we played Where's T -Dog,

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so I have nothing to go on. Okay. I think he's

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at home somewhere husking corn. Husking corn.

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Husking corn. That might be slightly racist.

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No. Corn is delicious. Husking it somewhere.

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Husking corn is honest work. Someone needs the

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husking. Someone needs husking. Is this a euphemism?

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No way. You're thinking of husking something.

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Oh, that's what we're talking about. Oh, okay.

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All right. Wow. Good for T -Dot. Whatever gets

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you off. Whatever husks your corn, dude. Whatever

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husks your corn. Don't forget butter. My idea

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is that he is going... town to town finding breweries

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and distilleries for me to whore because I am

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drinking Digawatts from Broadbrook Brewing Company.

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This is a brew -whoring segue right now? It is

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a brew -whoring segue. Wow. As well as we've

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got Aviation Gin and some gin and tonics. Yes,

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that's right. And we've got Beachbody Shakeology.

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We've got the Fruit Punch and the citrus flavor.

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Yeah. It's like Gatorade. Is there anything fun

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in there? Or is that just... It tastes like Fruit

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Punch. Oh, well. It's fantastic. It's fun. Okay,

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yeah. You want to try it? It was just like an

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alcohol segment, so I was just like, oh. I will

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whore anybody and everybody. I mean, it would

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taste good with vodka in it. Try it. Oh, yeah.

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I feel that. I will say. Here's the ultimate

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taste test. Oh, go for it. Yes, please. We need

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the four of you. Let's see if it's good. So what's

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the name of this thing? As we fully whore ourselves

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out. It's the Beachbody Energize. You can put

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the mic and some ASMR in there. Oh, wow. See,

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it's not an intense flavor, but it rests easy

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on the tongue. It's pink. It's pink colored.

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And it's pink colored. It's great. Presentation,

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perfect. 10 out of 10. Highly recommend. Give

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me one. I'll give it a shot. Yeah. Give it a

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shot. All right. We're having a taste test. Oh,

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Jesus. You guys want to pass around drinks? Let

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me wash it down with some aviation gin. Speaking

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of which, Andre, I've never had a gin and tonic

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by you. Can I trade you a gigawatts for a gin

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and tonic? I would be insulted if you did. Oh,

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okay. Or a Mitchell. That's fine, too. But here's

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some gigawatts if you'd like to try it. Okay.

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Will I travel back in time? Maybe. Oh, that is

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a fantastic What year is it? Thank you. That

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is a fantastic gin and tonic. Ryan Reynolds can

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make a good gin and tonic. He's not a bad mixologist.

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No, he's not. Thank you. Appreciate it. We have

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a new apartment. You guys are going to have to

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come. We're going to make some drinks at the

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wet bar. There's our wet bar. We've already hit

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Our heads, arms, elbows, at least twice today,

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so. Okay. Yes, I have almost concussed myself.

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That's great. Oh, that's fantastic. We're also

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fairly certain we're going to find random things

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in the cabinets. Random as in? I don't know.

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We found a lot of, like, religious stuff thus

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far. There's a lot of religious paraphernalia.

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There's going to be some, like, nun in the closet

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or something. Oh, I see. Wait, is this, like,

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scary religious stuff? Yeah. Like a scary movie

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thing? No, it's not, but it's kind of creepy.

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Oh, okay. Yeah. You know, like, you're walking

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down the basement stairs and all of a sudden

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you see. crucifix with Jesus on it and you're

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like, oh! Okay. Good. And our landlord actually

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had the best response. There's a Virgin Mary

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in the backyard. Like a little statue. And he

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goes, that's not mine, but once you have a Virgin

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Mary there, I'm not going to touch it. The house

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is going to burn down if you throw it away. There's

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some cursed energy on that. It's an Indian burial

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ground, you know, like you don't want to. Oh,

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great. Are pets buried there too? Yeah, probably.

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We're going to Pet Sematary. We're not talking

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about that movie. I might talk about that movie.

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We'll see what happens. Do you want to see that?

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I do want to see that. I love scary movies. I

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know you don't want to. Pass. Yeah. Solid pass.

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I was just going to say, I don't think anybody,

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maybe Andre, I don't know. No bueno, no bueno.

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I was going to say, not a whole lot of people

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are with me on the scary movie front. I mean,

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you saw Hereditary, obviously. Yeah, so I'm big

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into what's considered highbrow horror, so it

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has to get a super good review. I don't imagine

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Pet Sematary is not going to get that. It's a

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horror movie, like straight up horror, not like

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art house horror is what I would call it. Right,

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which is exactly what Hereditary is. Exactly.

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And I'm assuming Midsommar as well. Yeah. Yes.

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That actually looks interesting, Midsommar. I'm

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very excited. Midsommar. We can explain it in

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what we're excited for because I definitely am

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excited. Fair enough. It's from one of his favorite

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production companies, A24, right? Oh, I've heard

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you talk about that before. Aren't you glad I

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remember that? Yeah, that's a good note, dude.

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Thank you. That was one of my favorite production

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companies. You're welcome. All right, so let's

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get into the movies we saw this week. We're going

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to start with Mitchell. I lost, so we will go

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around that way and then... We'll end with you.

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End with the gem of a movie I saw. Your masterpiece.

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So, Mitchell, what did you see? All right, I

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saw The Hummingbird Project starring Jesse Eisenberg.

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I like hummingbirds. Yeah, so hummingbirds. So

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that's kind of what it's about. Just to briefly

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go over the plot, it's about two stockbrokers,

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or at least who work in a stock firm. They leave

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New York, and their whole mission in leaving

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this firm is to beat the system by creating a...

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actual wire like a fiber that goes from kansas

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city to new york that will help in their stock

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trades and it will make them faster than any

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other firm by 0 .1 second or 0 .1 milliseconds

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i should say 0 .1 milliseconds that makes all

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the difference they calculate that they can get

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millions and millions more than their competitors

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because of their speed anyway um sama hayek is

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the one who is the head of the firm that they

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left and her whole mission in this movie is to

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stop jesse eisenberg and his cousin, who he also

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recruited from the firm of making this wire.

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So it's basically a heist movie meets the big

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short. And unfortunately, it doesn't meet. the

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standard of either of those things, in my opinion.

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So, just to briefly go over the things that I

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thought worked really well, because I want to

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start on a positive. My favorite guy in this,

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Alexander Skarsgård, from the wonderful Skarsgård

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acting family. There's a lot of Skarsgårds. Exactly.

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This is not the one who played it. Okay. He was

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in True Blood. He was the guy in True Blood.

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Which one was he? He's the really tall, handsome,

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blonde -haired guy. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.

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Handsome? Yes. Sorry, Mike. Maybe even godlike,

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but I don't know. Mike, you have a shot in this

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one because he's actually fully bald in this.

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Oh, less godlike. Yeah, exactly. But he's still

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super tall, so you take that for what you will.

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Wasn't he Tarzan? Yeah, he was Tarzan. Yes, he

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was Tarzan as well. You don't see that ripped

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physique in this one, but something about the

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way he stands makes you think he's still working

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out. Anyway. He's still got the weird eye. Yes.

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So he's the supporting character to Jesse Eisenberg

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in this movie, but he basically owns every scene

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he's in, which he says is so much fun to watch.

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This is a movie that lets their actors have fun

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with it. It really leans into the heist part

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where it's not only building up action and plot.

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They also have fun in all the mess ups that they

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go into and whatnot. So he's basically what you

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would call a quant or quantitative. And his whole

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thing was he was the guy designing the algorithm

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that would make this wire even function. So that's

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his role in this movie. He's funny. He's great.

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A little neurotic. And at a certain point, he's

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getting chased down by the FBI. And that's one

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of my favorite scenes in the movie. It's also

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featured in the trailer as well. Jesse Eisenberg,

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though, as much as I go to bat for this guy,

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There aren't a lot of things that I saw in this

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movie that make me say, hey, this is one of the

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better actors of his generation. Because, look,

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man, social network, fantastic role for him,

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born to play that role. I still feel since then,

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and even his Lex Luthor, he's still playing a

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certain version of Mark Zuckerberg. And for better

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or for worse, either that's biased from me because

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of how great he was in that. in the social network

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or whatever, but he is a one -note actor. Sometimes

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it's hard to separate the character from the

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actor, even if the actor is born to play that

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role. Right. You see it more often with TV actors

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just because it's repeated so much in front of

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you. It's like hours worth of screen time if

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this guy has this one role, but really just two

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hours in the social network and then suddenly

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we're looking at nine years later and I still

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can't separate one. Nine years. I'll even go

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back. It almost... you can see some of that going

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back to zombie land. Sure. Like after you see

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social network. So when you watch in zombie land,

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you're just like, okay, Jesse Eisenberg, great,

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whatever. You see social network. You're like,

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wait, Mark Zuckerberg was in zombie land. You

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know what I mean? Exactly. Yeah. You can retroactively

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do that. Yeah. Um, anyway, it, it, Maybe it's,

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again, my bias, but his performance suffers for

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it. I feel he's very one -note. Anytime he's

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asked to do something emotional or over -the

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-top, it comes off as over -the -top. You don't

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buy the performance at all. Unfortunately, as

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the lead actor, you need to sell it to the audience.

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For me, I cannot go on this journey with him.

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Salma Hayek, shouts to her. She is a gorgeous

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actress. And she definitely plays that powerful

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Wall Street woman type role, which you don't

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get to see too often. So it's really cool that

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that was written into the film. In terms of what

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her character does, though, it's very much everyone

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else is doing the work for me. I'm just barking

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orders. And it doesn't make for a great villain.

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Anyway, there are a lot of things that I had

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issues with in this movie. More so than... things

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that i enjoyed i thought the plot was um very

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messy especially in the middle um i mean it goes

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in all these different directions um you can't

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really you can't really establish any kind of

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flow or the director did not i should say um

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so without giving anything away because again

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super plot driven so anything i will say will

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give away some things It was just a very passable

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movie, which is almost more sinister than being

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a bad movie. Right. Because at least a bad movie

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I'll remember. You're just going to forget about

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this in like a week or something. Yeah, this

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is going to go away. This is going to go away

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in like a week, if that. So The Hummingbird Project.

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And as I was saying before this podcast, Hummingbird,

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a single flap of one of their wings equals 0

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.1 milliseconds. Got it. Okay. Anyway, so that's

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the title of the film. I'm giving this one a

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solid one and a half stars. Stars? One and a

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half. Oh, excuse me. A flap of a hummingbird's

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wing. There you go. There it is. I'm happy now.

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Got it. All right. All right, so Andre, you're

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going to follow up the one and a half hummingbird

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wings? Man, I mean. Okay, so we all saw what

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I would hope is a significantly better movie

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than The Hummingbird Project, which is Us. Yeah?

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Yep, what is that? That's, so there's this, okay,

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you ever seen Cain Peele? No, Keegan -Michael

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Key, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the guy

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that he was with, right, like is Obama. Banana

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Peele. Yes, yes, the guy who played Obama. Banana

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Peele, I got it. Banana Peele, yes, yes, yes.

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Banana Peele. Well, okay, yeah, so this is obviously

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Jordan Peele's second. Peele and the Shrimp.

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Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're still doing this.

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I don't know where he's going. I don't have any

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more. Jordan Peele's second director, second

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movie, basically. Get Out was kind of like a

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breakout success a couple years ago. Did we all

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see that here? I hope so. Great movie. Fantastic.

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There's a lot of hype going into us. then, I

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don't know, we really have no idea what, like,

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Jordan Peele's, like, track rate is going to

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look like, you know? That's a funny thing. Like,

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going in, I thought this was a better idea than

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Get Out. Sure. Obviously, we know now what, where

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it stands, so. Yeah, yeah, right. So, this is

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kind of a more, classical's not the right word,

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but, like, a more traditional take on a horror

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film, right, than Get Out was. It's not as messed

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with your mind kind of thing. It was more so,

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like, it was. I guess. There's a little more

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of a slasher. Yes, definitely much more of a

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slasher film. Off the bat, this is one of those

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movies where I liked it more after I sat on it

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a little bit. I was like, oh yeah, that was good.

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And then I kind of let it stew for a little bit.

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And I'm excited to go see it again, honestly.

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Yeah, I feel like this movie begs to be rewatched.

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There's a ton of little Easter eggs that I kind

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of took to the Reddit threads after this, and

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people kept commenting, like, oh, here's this

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reference to that, that, and that. I'm like,

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wow, there's so much stuff. Oh, I want to know.

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Yeah, it's dope. You're going to go on Reddit

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later. I totally am. So to me, they reminded

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me, I'm not saying it's a similar level of quality,

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but it reminded me of The Shining in that way,

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where that's someone you can go back to, and

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you just see all these little nods. And it's

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just kind of like a, I don't know, it was a fascinating

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movie to kind of look into. I mean, obviously,

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the acting was superb. Oh, yeah. It was just

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absolutely amazing in both of her roles. Winston

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Duke's fantastic. Yeah. I love Winston Duke.

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He's so funny. He's so hilarious. Yeah, and it

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had, there was like, 90 % of the time, the comedy

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was really well balanced with what was going

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on. There was like one line that took me out

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of it that was specifically, well, I don't want

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to spoil it, but whatever. I know exactly what

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line you're talking about. Yes. That's the one

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part where I was like, okay, this is funny, but

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now I'm out of it. So my favorite part was the

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tension was just all the way ratcheted up all

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the time. And that was the one part where I was

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like, okay, now I'm back just watching a movie

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again. You know, if that makes sense. Which I

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will say in defense of that, Jordan Peele is

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obviously a comedy writer. Yeah, totally. Just

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as much as he is a screenwriter for horror movies.

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But I thought that is a good way of at least

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building up or setting up your scares for later

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on. Yes. Instead of you being on edge this entire

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time, which Hereditary was. Definitely got exhausting.

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Yeah, I bet. For us, which is much more plot

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heavy, that was a really good way of designing

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how people feel and ebb and flow throughout the

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movie. Definitely. Which I appreciated, though.

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That one scene was... That one scene was like...

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It was almost like a Zombieland. Yes, yes, yes.

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I felt like I was watching a different movie

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then. It was definitely... Yeah, all of a sudden

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we're watching a horror comedy instead of a horror

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movie. Yeah, I guess that moment when I went

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to linger this too long, that felt out of character.

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How about that? Where I was like, I'm invested

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in these characters and that felt out of character.

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Yeah, that's fair. That's just me. I guess I

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didn't feel that way when I was watching it,

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but now that we're talking about it, I'm like,

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yeah. Yeah. I see it now. Yeah. It's a very strange

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part. Yeah. But. All right. So the rest of the

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movie, like, not. obviously what happened or

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anything like that sure thoughts and that kind

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of stuff yeah so like again atmosphere uh like

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acting and as well as cinematography all like

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check those boxes i really enjoyed it i would

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say the actual like the plot like quote -unquote

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revelations at the end yeah i kind of felt that

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they were too concrete i felt they should have

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left things a little bit more vague because like

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the way because like the more it's one of those

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things where the more you think about the narrative

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and how things were set up at the end the more

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plot holes there are and it's just like yeah

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and it's like and it's like you know On one hand,

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it's like, I don't want to be that guy and take

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the fun of it. I'm like, oh, well, how did this

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whoa -whoa -whoa happen? I'd like to accept the

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movie on its terms, but if they just didn't define

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those terms, you know, I wouldn't have had a

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problem, where I feel like a lot of those movies

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of that ilk kind of just leave it kind of vague,

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and you're supposed to put those pieces together.

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I would have rather the top is still spinning

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Inception -style. Yeah, exactly. It's kind of

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like, it would be like if Inception, they went

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down into the nitty -gritty details and tried

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to over -explain everything, you know, a little

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bit. Yeah, I don't know. Honestly, though, the

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best thing I can say about it is that it felt

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like a really good episode of Twilight Zone.

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Like a really good, tense episode of Twilight

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Zone. And I'm down. I'm here for that. Are you

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going to watch Twilight Zone? Yeah, dude, I already

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watched it. Yeah, I watched it. So you watched

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the first episode, obviously. I did, yeah. Are

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you going out of your way to get CBS All Access

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to watch it? I'm going to split it with my Trekkie

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friend who already has it. There you go. Nice.

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If I didn't have him, I would probably buy it.

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Yeah, totally. Nice. I'm excited to hear that.

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a fan of the original twilight zone so yeah um

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very good sorry yeah uh tangent but no no worries

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yeah uh so yeah anybody else have any thoughts

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i'll kick it off i thought as much as get out

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was the superior movie sure this is obviously

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a great movie so i don't want to like you know

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not hit it down a peg or whatever but i really

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think jordan peele stepped his game up as a director

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specifically in direction in terms of building

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tension, in terms of using lighting, and setting

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up shots, especially in the dark, which he didn't

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do too much of in Get Out, because a lot of it

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was set during the day and all that. But specifically

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how Lupita was shot. her two characters and a

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huge difference in terms of how a shot was composed

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with who we are following most of the time and

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then the antagonist, I want to say. So it's really

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hard to find these terms in this movie. But I

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thought it was really well done. And he really

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has a way of having striking visuals. And it

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could be the marketing or whatever, but the red

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jumpsuits, I think, are a perfect villainous

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kind of outfit for these characters to wear.

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That stood out to me because it's just enough

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change where you know who's the villain and that

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kind of stuff. You immediately know who to be

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afraid of, basically. Exactly. But at the same

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time, it was enough of a pop -out where I was

00:22:00.029 --> 00:22:03.839
like, oh, this is great. Exactly what I want

00:22:03.839 --> 00:22:05.819
my villain to look like kind of thing. Absolutely.

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Yeah, and one more thing Just first stuff. I

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absolutely love the cinematography Leading into

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how things were framed and shot. This is a doppelganger

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movie So it's all about the illusion of what

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you think is the person you're following versus

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the thing that is following that person blah

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blah blah They have a lot of fun with mirrors

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obviously in the opening scene, which is not

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a spoiler at all That's where the movie opens.

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It's kind of in a mirror funhouse but there's

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even little subtle nods to it throughout the

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movie. One in particular, it's not a scary moment

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at all. It's when Winston Duke is in the bathroom,

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and he comes out. You're watching the scene,

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and as he comes out, you... I realized, oh, he

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was in a mirror the entire time. Like this, the

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visual that you saw Winston do. I think that's

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pretty telling. Like that is in a subtle way

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kind of establishing the point of view of the

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movie. Well, and then like the, now that you

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point that out, I'm seeing this part, the part

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where Elizabeth Moss is doppelganger. Yes. Spoiler.

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Yeah, yeah. But, yeah. It's fine. Sorry. But

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yeah, we all would say every episode, spoiler

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alert. Sorry. We're going to spoil these movies.

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See these movies. But on the scale of spoilers,

00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.019
this is not a spoiler. Like in the trailer, you

00:23:22.019 --> 00:23:24.519
knew she was in trouble. So, you know, it's not

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like it's hiding something. Elizabeth Moss' doppelganger,

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when all of a sudden the little girl is like

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behind her and stuff, you see that she sees in

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the little pocket compact mirror, oh, this girl

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is coming to attack me. like that kind of stuff.

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On that note, the action choreography was actually

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surprisingly good for a lecture film. Oh, especially

00:23:48.500 --> 00:23:54.259
that last scene. Oh my gosh, yes. Anyway, what

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were your thoughts on the movie? I thought it

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was good. I don't like scary movies. I don't

00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:02.579
like loud noises, so Mike can attest to this.

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I was sitting there with my fingers in my ears

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because I'm one of those people where I can't.

00:24:07.359 --> 00:24:09.400
I don't want to hear it, but I'll watch it. It's

00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:11.680
not the pop -up for you, it's the loudness. It

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was just loud. It wasn't that scary though, right?

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No, there was one scene where I kind of jumped,

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but I kind of knew it was coming too. It was

00:24:18.920 --> 00:24:23.839
just also very loud. When we saw the movie, the

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movie felt another level up, kind of. I agree.

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Yeah, it was very loud in that theater. But I

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mean, I thought it was good, but towards... I

00:24:35.890 --> 00:24:37.549
don't know. I don't know when I kind of figured

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out what was going on and kind of what the ending

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would be. Right. But once I figured that out,

00:24:42.750 --> 00:24:45.549
it became not a letdown because it definitely

00:24:45.549 --> 00:24:47.670
wasn't a letdown, but I was just like, oh, I

00:24:47.670 --> 00:24:49.390
kind of fell out of it a little bit. So I was

00:24:49.390 --> 00:24:51.829
like, I kind of see where this is going. I mean.

00:24:52.460 --> 00:24:53.740
I don't know. I thought it would be a little

00:24:53.740 --> 00:24:55.920
more inception -y like we were talking about.

00:24:55.980 --> 00:24:58.160
There would be a lot more... The twist was what

00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:01.220
you thought it was. Exactly. The twist was the

00:25:01.220 --> 00:25:02.339
friends we made along the way. That's right.

00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:05.440
Although I have been going back in the past few

00:25:05.440 --> 00:25:07.640
days thinking about all... I think it's because

00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:09.779
they made it so concrete. I have been thinking

00:25:09.779 --> 00:25:12.440
about what does this mean? What does this happen?

00:25:12.539 --> 00:25:15.460
I don't know. I'm not as intelligent when I talk

00:25:15.460 --> 00:25:18.700
about movies as you guys are. You're fine. But

00:25:18.700 --> 00:25:22.079
talking about that, though, in terms of what

00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:24.880
the movie meant, obviously the twist is one thing.

00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:26.680
With Jordan Peele, we know there's a hidden meaning,

00:25:26.779 --> 00:25:29.619
or at least a layered meaning in this. I want

00:25:29.619 --> 00:25:32.039
to say that one of the biggest flexes you could

00:25:32.039 --> 00:25:35.759
have as a director in this case is to... lay

00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:38.200
out the thesis of your movie like within the

00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:40.759
first half hour and it happens in the first scene

00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:43.119
where the doppelgangers meet up with Lupita Nyong

00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:46.380
'o's family and she asks uh asks the doppelgangers

00:25:46.380 --> 00:25:49.440
who are you and she says we're Americans it's

00:25:49.440 --> 00:25:52.880
like okay right yeah it's like okay yeah at that

00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.200
moment I was just like I almost rolled my eyes

00:25:55.200 --> 00:25:57.420
but as the movie went on I'm like okay this is

00:25:57.420 --> 00:25:59.079
a lot more layered than I thought yeah that was

00:25:59.079 --> 00:26:01.700
actually a good spoon feeding moment and then

00:26:01.700 --> 00:26:05.339
yeah you kind of put things together and I didn't

00:26:05.339 --> 00:26:08.819
really assign meaning into the twist until days

00:26:08.819 --> 00:26:11.859
after watching the movie, but the twist holds

00:26:11.859 --> 00:26:14.599
a little bit more credence with that in mind.

00:26:14.740 --> 00:26:17.299
Yes, definitely. My thing about the twist is,

00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:20.200
I agree, once you figure it out, it's kind of

00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:23.359
like... oh this is where we're going kind of

00:26:23.359 --> 00:26:25.880
thing because i felt like i figured it out pretty

00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:28.660
early it wasn't anything other than i just know

00:26:28.660 --> 00:26:30.960
tropes and stuff like that and that kind of thing

00:26:30.960 --> 00:26:33.519
yeah and so it wasn't like i was jumping ahead

00:26:33.519 --> 00:26:35.720
going i want to figure out the twist before everybody

00:26:35.720 --> 00:26:38.920
else it was more so okay is it going this way

00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:40.940
right and then it went that way and i was kind

00:26:40.940 --> 00:26:45.220
of like which i compared to get out and one of

00:26:45.220 --> 00:26:48.799
the most powerful movies of get out spoiler alert

00:26:49.309 --> 00:26:50.849
Spoilers for Get Out. If you haven't seen Get

00:26:50.849 --> 00:26:52.869
Out, because I know we're going to mark these

00:26:52.869 --> 00:26:56.410
three movies that we saw as spoiler alert -y,

00:26:56.470 --> 00:27:00.289
but for Get Out, the scene that got me the most,

00:27:00.289 --> 00:27:03.230
that I loved, was at the very end. Oh, yeah.

00:27:03.369 --> 00:27:07.069
He's on top of the girl, like, destroying her,

00:27:07.170 --> 00:27:09.130
and all of a sudden a cop car pulls up. Right,

00:27:09.190 --> 00:27:10.970
and then your stomach just drops. And you're

00:27:10.970 --> 00:27:13.609
just like, you're fucking kidding me. Like, he's

00:27:13.609 --> 00:27:16.759
still going to get... Yeah. Busted by this cop.

00:27:16.980 --> 00:27:18.900
Yeah. And then little Ray steps out and you're

00:27:18.900 --> 00:27:21.740
like, Oh, thank the Lord. It's his buddy. Like

00:27:21.740 --> 00:27:23.119
that kind of thing. Well, they did a really good

00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.119
job of putting you in that shoes and you're in

00:27:25.119 --> 00:27:26.819
that, in that kind of person's shoes where like,

00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:29.259
where the cops are not a good, like they're not,

00:27:29.259 --> 00:27:32.259
they're not a benevolent force. Exactly. They're

00:27:32.259 --> 00:27:34.619
not the better of two options. If you're stuck

00:27:34.619 --> 00:27:37.079
in a situation, you know, like all of a sudden

00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:39.240
they see this black guy beating this white girl.

00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:41.960
They might shoot you. Yeah, right. And that was

00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:44.859
the moment for me that I loved Get Out. And I

00:27:44.859 --> 00:27:47.819
was just like, yes. I didn't have that same moment.

00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:51.339
Nope. And the movie was fine. It was good. I

00:27:51.339 --> 00:27:53.180
would watch more Jordan Peele. I would watch

00:27:53.180 --> 00:27:56.740
more Us 2. It's not anything about that movie.

00:27:56.900 --> 00:27:59.240
It was just it didn't have that moment for me.

00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:01.220
And those moments are so hard to capture. Oh,

00:28:01.240 --> 00:28:02.740
I guarantee it. You could be the greatest director

00:28:02.740 --> 00:28:05.640
of all time. Yeah. It's magic. Yeah. When you

00:28:05.640 --> 00:28:07.299
say movie magic, that's what I think of. But

00:28:07.299 --> 00:28:10.579
that's what... put it so much lower for me than

00:28:10.579 --> 00:28:14.980
Get Out. Yeah, I agree. But let's jump to ratings

00:28:14.980 --> 00:28:17.880
on that. So you brought up the movie. You start

00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:19.940
us off. Okay, like I said, this has been growing

00:28:19.940 --> 00:28:21.980
on me a little bit, and I want to watch it. I

00:28:21.980 --> 00:28:23.960
feel like this is going to be more rewatchable

00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:26.039
than Get Out. While I liked Get Out on my first

00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:27.799
viewing more. That's fair. This is going to be

00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:31.220
a grower. With that note, I'm going to give it

00:28:31.220 --> 00:28:36.319
a four. Oh, I had my thing. I didn't want...

00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:39.579
What's the four... Yeah, scissors, I guess, but

00:28:39.579 --> 00:28:41.400
I was trying to... It's too easy, but whatever.

00:28:41.579 --> 00:28:45.660
Four red jumpsuits out of five. Okay. Yay. Are

00:28:45.660 --> 00:28:48.660
they stuck together? Yeah, they're holding hands.

00:28:48.940 --> 00:28:52.140
Yeah, they're holding hands. That's good. I was

00:28:52.140 --> 00:28:53.940
going to give it Hands Across America, but I

00:28:53.940 --> 00:28:56.000
decided on a different one that I'm more happy

00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:58.599
with, so we're going to jump ahead. I don't think

00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:02.319
anybody's picked. Okay. Which one of you won?

00:29:02.500 --> 00:29:04.500
It doesn't matter. I flash them the scissors.

00:29:04.700 --> 00:29:07.660
So that's where my mind went. Oh, what, the rating?

00:29:07.859 --> 00:29:10.599
Yeah. Because we all saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:10.920 --> 00:29:13.180
That's tough. I mean, I'm between three and three

00:29:13.180 --> 00:29:15.720
and a half. Okay. I'm probably going to go three.

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:18.900
Okay. Yeah. Three what? Scissors? Three pairs

00:29:18.900 --> 00:29:21.680
of scissors that you stabbed Elizabeth Moss with.

00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:26.000
Specifically Elizabeth Moss. Specifically. Yeah,

00:29:26.259 --> 00:29:29.000
by the way. Oh, is she? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know

00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:32.279
that. I didn't know that. I love Mad Men. Me

00:29:32.279 --> 00:29:35.019
too. This is why she's probably great in Handmaid's

00:29:35.019 --> 00:29:36.799
Tale. Handmaid's Tale, yeah, because it's cult

00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.079
-y. I still haven't seen the second season. The

00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:45.160
first season was great. So good. Okay. So what's

00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:47.920
your rating in Handmaid's Tale over there? I

00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.240
would say three and a quarter leather gloves.

00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:54.279
Ooh, nice. Fingerless leather gloves. Yeah, fingerless.

00:29:54.759 --> 00:30:00.500
I am going 3 .5 vocal cords. Oh. All right. Yeah.

00:30:00.700 --> 00:30:04.019
Yeah. Because the scary voices and, like, that

00:30:04.019 --> 00:30:07.039
half of the people don't talk. Exactly. Well,

00:30:07.140 --> 00:30:09.339
she's the one who can technically talk. Right.

00:30:09.420 --> 00:30:12.819
Exactly. So, yeah. Yeah, dude. So, all right.

00:30:12.880 --> 00:30:16.460
Cool. I guess it jumps to me, then. It jumps

00:30:16.460 --> 00:30:18.920
to you. It jumps to you. Oh, my gosh. What did

00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:21.819
you see, Mike? Get ready, everybody. Is it as

00:30:21.819 --> 00:30:25.240
good as us? No. Not even close. No, no, no, no.

00:30:25.380 --> 00:30:30.279
I saw a... So, originally, I went on an adventure

00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:32.619
to try to find a movie that I thought would be

00:30:32.619 --> 00:30:35.039
awful that you guys would approve. Because I

00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:37.259
go through you guys and try to get you to approve.

00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:40.180
Oh, yeah. That's a mistake. Oh, it's a terrible

00:30:40.180 --> 00:30:42.140
decision because I thought I found the winner,

00:30:42.259 --> 00:30:44.240
and then you guys turned it down because you

00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.599
thought it would be too good. It looks so funny.

00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:48.539
What was the name of that movie? That is Wolf

00:30:48.539 --> 00:30:52.500
Cop. Oh, my God. No, it looks too good. And also,

00:30:52.559 --> 00:30:54.160
with a name like Wolf Cop, I'm already sold on

00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:57.170
it. Did you watch the trailer? I did. looks bad,

00:30:57.269 --> 00:30:59.309
even though it's like a goofy concept. It's a

00:30:59.309 --> 00:31:01.529
goofy concept that knows it's a goofy concept.

00:31:01.650 --> 00:31:03.569
Yeah, it's like Kung Fury, dude. Like, you can't...

00:31:03.569 --> 00:31:06.029
Alright, alright. Kung Fury is a classic, alright?

00:31:06.049 --> 00:31:08.369
Well, we'll watch Wolf Cop eventually and have

00:31:08.369 --> 00:31:09.930
thoughts on it. I would be so down. I would be

00:31:09.930 --> 00:31:13.589
so down. Or the sequel, which is another Wolf

00:31:13.589 --> 00:31:17.650
Cop. Okay, come on. Wolf Cop is what they're

00:31:17.650 --> 00:31:20.089
doing. It knows exactly what it is. But that's

00:31:20.089 --> 00:31:22.450
why I thought it was bad, because it knows exactly

00:31:22.450 --> 00:31:25.069
what it is. Exactly. But, alright, so I found

00:31:25.069 --> 00:31:28.900
another one. that I put on, which was Yoga Hosers.

00:31:29.119 --> 00:31:31.680
Your voice just went totally down as you started

00:31:31.680 --> 00:31:34.319
talking. Wolf Cop seems so much better. I thought

00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:36.279
I could convince him with a name like Wolf Cop

00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:37.640
that I could watch it. I don't know. The name

00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.799
Wolf Cop sounds pretty awesome. Wolf Cop! Yeah!

00:31:42.420 --> 00:31:46.359
Well, I watched Yoga Hosers. Directed by? Directed

00:31:46.359 --> 00:31:50.819
by Kevin Smith. Yay! Featuring Harley Quinn Smith.

00:31:50.900 --> 00:31:56.950
Yes, his daughter. Lily Rose Depp. Yes, the daughter

00:31:56.950 --> 00:32:00.809
of Johnny Depp. What? It also had Johnny Depp

00:32:00.809 --> 00:32:05.150
in complete makeup, costume, so you couldn't

00:32:05.150 --> 00:32:07.029
really tell it was Johnny Depp. I'm sure there

00:32:07.029 --> 00:32:10.309
was a very diligent and rigorous casting process

00:32:10.309 --> 00:32:12.450
for this movie. They all got their own talent.

00:32:12.470 --> 00:32:14.490
Oh my god, it was such a... Johnny Depp was still

00:32:14.490 --> 00:32:16.839
in hiding for the whole Amber Heard thing. Oh.

00:32:17.059 --> 00:32:18.960
That's the only way he can accept roles now.

00:32:19.200 --> 00:32:21.519
Right. Yes. Extreme makeup where you're like,

00:32:21.579 --> 00:32:25.299
is that Johnny Depp? It was kind of very like

00:32:25.299 --> 00:32:28.539
21 Jump Street, but not in the fact that 21 Jump

00:32:28.539 --> 00:32:30.740
Street had the reveal like, oh, it was Johnny

00:32:30.740 --> 00:32:32.519
Depp the whole time. Yeah. Trying to hide him

00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:34.660
kind of thing until the end. No, this was just

00:32:34.660 --> 00:32:37.700
hiding him. Okay. And then we've got Adam Brody.

00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:41.400
Yeah. Yeah. Harley Morenstein. Okay. If you guys

00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:44.119
remember him from Epic Meal Time. Oh, that's

00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.299
right. You did say that he was in the Epic Mealtime

00:32:46.299 --> 00:32:49.680
guy? Yeah. What the hell? Yeah. Oh, God. He is

00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:51.960
literally a character called Toilet Paper Man.

00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:53.920
Toilet Paper Man. Oh, so is it a cameo then?

00:32:54.059 --> 00:32:56.700
He gets killed in the first five minutes. Oh,

00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:58.579
okay. So then he's just friends with... He probably

00:32:58.579 --> 00:33:00.940
liked Epic Mealtime. He was like, hey, be in

00:33:00.940 --> 00:33:03.359
my movie, dude. He grabs three things of toilet

00:33:03.359 --> 00:33:08.140
paper and then dies by one of the bad guys. So

00:33:08.140 --> 00:33:09.640
he's Toilet Paper Man because he didn't have

00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:11.980
a name. Like, that's how you describe him. Right,

00:33:11.980 --> 00:33:14.000
right, right. So he's in there literally just

00:33:14.000 --> 00:33:16.059
for you to say, is that the guy from Epic Mealtime?

00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:17.440
Right, exactly. And then that's it? Okay, got

00:33:17.440 --> 00:33:20.299
it. Yeah, there's Justin Long. Yeah, right. Which,

00:33:20.579 --> 00:33:22.920
by the way, brings up the fact that this is a

00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:26.660
spiritual sequel to Tusk. Where he turns into

00:33:26.660 --> 00:33:29.900
a fucking walrus, right? So was he a walrus in

00:33:29.900 --> 00:33:32.759
this one? No, the idea is... I'm great with that.

00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:35.680
That would be so sick, honestly. No, he's the

00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:39.039
yoga instructor for them. His name is Yogi Bear.

00:33:39.630 --> 00:33:42.990
Wow. Original. That's his actual name? That's

00:33:42.990 --> 00:33:45.309
his God -given name? No, it's not his God -given

00:33:45.309 --> 00:33:48.869
name. It's his yoga name. It takes place in Canada,

00:33:48.970 --> 00:33:52.150
and there's a part even where he gets into a

00:33:52.150 --> 00:33:55.690
battle with WB about copyright infringement.

00:33:55.769 --> 00:33:59.369
At least they acknowledge it. And then he decides

00:33:59.369 --> 00:34:02.980
to change his name to Boo -Boo Bear. Oh. Like,

00:34:03.059 --> 00:34:05.859
it's that kind of, like, schlock. Yeah. That

00:34:05.859 --> 00:34:07.579
is probably one of the funniest jokes of the

00:34:07.579 --> 00:34:10.159
whole movie. Okay. Oh, God. That's, yeah, that's

00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:11.780
the rabbit hole we're going down. How long is

00:34:11.780 --> 00:34:14.400
this movie? Hour and a half, at least. Oh, 90

00:34:14.400 --> 00:34:16.539
minutes, we'll not get back. At least an hour

00:34:16.539 --> 00:34:18.599
and a half. I don't remember exactly how long,

00:34:18.659 --> 00:34:20.099
but I know it was at least an hour and a half.

00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:22.139
It was under two. I will give it that. All right,

00:34:22.139 --> 00:34:24.460
so Mr. Long is a yoga instructor. Oh, no, it

00:34:24.460 --> 00:34:26.260
was an hour and 28 minutes. Oh, okay, good. He

00:34:26.260 --> 00:34:29.480
said two minutes. There's also Tony Hale. Tony

00:34:29.480 --> 00:34:31.400
Hale's in this movie. Tony Hale. Tony Hale's

00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:34.059
there, yeah. He's in Arrested Development. Oh,

00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.699
yes. Buster Boone. Yeah, Buster Boone. Oh, oh,

00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:41.340
okay. And Natasha Lyonne. Mm -hmm. Okay. She's

00:34:41.340 --> 00:34:43.380
the one in Russian Doll, if you've watched that

00:34:43.380 --> 00:34:45.559
now. Not yet, but her great things. Yeah, it's

00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:47.380
fantastic, actually. I've watched a few episodes.

00:34:47.480 --> 00:34:48.940
I haven't gotten all the way through it, but

00:34:48.940 --> 00:34:51.280
so far, pretty good. I like those guys. So you

00:34:51.280 --> 00:34:54.500
got some quality actors. Yeah. So what happened?

00:34:57.090 --> 00:35:00.789
So in this movie, the two girls have saved the

00:35:00.789 --> 00:35:04.190
walrus man. That is the start of it. Oh, okay.

00:35:04.349 --> 00:35:06.630
So that's how it's in the same universe as Tusk.

00:35:07.210 --> 00:35:09.909
They have saved the walrus man, so they're a

00:35:09.909 --> 00:35:12.409
big deal kind of thing. They run this shop, which

00:35:12.409 --> 00:35:18.289
is called the A to Zed. A is definitely a Canadian

00:35:18.289 --> 00:35:22.769
pun, like A. Ah. Okay. Do Canadians say Zed?

00:35:23.969 --> 00:35:25.969
Zed instead of Z. Yeah, right, right, right.

00:35:26.070 --> 00:35:27.489
Like, is that a Canadian thing as well? I guess

00:35:27.489 --> 00:35:31.489
so, yeah. Okay. I don't know. I have no clue.

00:35:31.610 --> 00:35:33.869
But A does remind me of my favorite Canadian

00:35:33.869 --> 00:35:36.309
joke, that I have to. I have to. Oh, no. Oh,

00:35:36.309 --> 00:35:38.610
God. You know how they learned how to spell Canada?

00:35:40.650 --> 00:35:43.329
They pulled letters out of a hat. They pulled

00:35:43.329 --> 00:35:45.570
the letters out of a Scrabble bag and went, C

00:35:45.570 --> 00:35:51.010
-A -N -A. See, I know all your fucking dad jokes.

00:35:51.090 --> 00:35:54.469
Me too. That's my favorite joke of all time.

00:35:54.690 --> 00:35:57.030
It's so bad, but it's just everybody's dad jokes.

00:35:57.590 --> 00:36:00.150
If this podcast had video, you would see Mitch's

00:36:00.150 --> 00:36:03.449
elated face right now. Or everybody's elated

00:36:03.449 --> 00:36:05.969
face when Mike brought up. Claire's heard it

00:36:05.969 --> 00:36:08.469
many times. Andre's heard it at least once, it

00:36:08.469 --> 00:36:10.889
seems like. And Mitchell looks like he wants

00:36:10.889 --> 00:36:15.989
to hang himself. Yeah, okay. But A to Z. At this

00:36:15.989 --> 00:36:21.429
A to Z, there are these things that are sausages

00:36:21.429 --> 00:36:27.309
that are Nazis. Wait, the sausages are Nazis?

00:36:27.710 --> 00:36:30.769
Yes. Are they made of Nazi meat? No, they are

00:36:30.769 --> 00:36:33.449
Nazis that run... They are just trying to set

00:36:33.449 --> 00:36:35.590
up the Third Reich. They're like a sausage party.

00:36:35.690 --> 00:36:37.659
The Fourth Reich now. Fourth Reich, my bad. Oh,

00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:39.940
Haley Joel Osment is also in this movie, too.

00:36:39.980 --> 00:36:42.739
Oh, nice, okay. Is he in Sausages? No, he is

00:36:42.739 --> 00:36:45.559
the leader of the Nazi Party back in the 40s.

00:36:45.579 --> 00:36:46.940
Is this Fat Haley Joel Osment? This is Fat Haley

00:36:46.940 --> 00:36:50.019
Joel Osment. Okay, got it. Or not 40s, obviously,

00:36:50.139 --> 00:36:54.280
after that. Basically, they've established this

00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:57.079
alternate Canadian history where he runs the

00:36:57.079 --> 00:37:00.760
Nazi Party in Canada. Oh. Okay, how do these

00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:03.659
sausages, how are they alive? I'll explain. I'll

00:37:03.659 --> 00:37:06.079
explain. Don't worry. Is it stop motion? Do they

00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:10.079
have legs? No, they are totally CGI. Oh, okay.

00:37:10.139 --> 00:37:14.019
They are stuffed with sauerkraut. Okay. I'm having

00:37:14.019 --> 00:37:16.079
such a hard time visualizing it. And by the way,

00:37:16.079 --> 00:37:18.719
all of these effects are done by Kevin Smith

00:37:18.719 --> 00:37:22.900
himself, and it's apparent. Oh, no. Yeah. It's,

00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:24.820
like, bad. It's, like, great. Like, is it, like,

00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:28.400
so bad it's good? No. Okay. No, no, no. This

00:37:28.400 --> 00:37:34.559
is bad, bad. Yeah. I need a visual. So, how the,

00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:38.360
uh, they are called Bratsies. Okay. Oh, my God.

00:37:38.539 --> 00:37:42.300
You know what? I don't hate that. Then, actually,

00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:44.579
I was like, all right, I'm on board. Bratsies?

00:37:44.860 --> 00:37:47.159
But I feel like this is the pitch meeting where

00:37:47.159 --> 00:37:49.340
he goes, all right, I've got an idea for a movie.

00:37:50.940 --> 00:37:53.980
Bratsies. And, like, that's where it ended. Yeah,

00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:56.400
right. Okay. So these Bratsies climb into people.

00:37:56.440 --> 00:37:59.119
Did you find it? Is this it? Yep, that's it.

00:37:59.139 --> 00:38:02.260
Let me see. Yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, that's way

00:38:02.260 --> 00:38:03.619
more frightening than I could have imagined.

00:38:03.940 --> 00:38:05.340
I have no words. Okay, never mind. Yeah, no.

00:38:05.519 --> 00:38:08.599
All right. And how they kill people is they jump

00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:10.460
into people's assholes and kill them from the

00:38:10.460 --> 00:38:12.960
inside. And then jump through their mouth. Hold

00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:18.119
on. Yeah. Wait, isn't Kevin Smith, that's his

00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:21.179
name, right? Isn't he like an established person?

00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:24.639
So how is this a thing? So we will talk about

00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:28.760
Kevin Smith and how we feel about him. This is

00:38:28.760 --> 00:38:30.679
like something that I would make, but I would

00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:33.300
make something better. This is terrible. This

00:38:33.300 --> 00:38:36.250
entire budget looks like it's $10 ,000. For a

00:38:36.250 --> 00:38:40.130
movie, which is like, yeah, it's bad. Because

00:38:40.130 --> 00:38:43.710
most of it feels like a bottle episode because

00:38:43.710 --> 00:38:45.789
it takes place at the shop almost the entire

00:38:45.789 --> 00:38:46.869
movie. It almost seems like he was going for

00:38:46.869 --> 00:38:48.789
an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes vibe is what

00:38:48.789 --> 00:38:51.309
you're telling me right now. Which, again, down

00:38:51.309 --> 00:38:53.469
for, you know? So what I feel about Kevin Smith,

00:38:53.650 --> 00:38:57.269
going back to your point, is that he is this

00:38:57.269 --> 00:38:59.429
Hollywood director that hates Hollywood and so

00:38:59.429 --> 00:39:01.210
he wants to appear like he's on the outside.

00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:04.199
Well, clearly he is with this movie. Yeah, right.

00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:06.900
Do we want to know the budget? Yeah, sure. $5

00:39:06.900 --> 00:39:09.800
million, okay? Which is obviously very low, but

00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:12.079
$5 million. He still wastes a lot of people's

00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:16.300
money. How many people's money? Box office, $38

00:39:16.300 --> 00:39:22.699
,784. Whoa. Literally everybody's. That is $38

00:39:22.699 --> 00:39:25.940
,000 for a movie that costs $5 million. Let me

00:39:25.940 --> 00:39:29.519
just remind you, in order, Haley Joel Osment.

00:39:30.380 --> 00:39:34.940
Natasha Lyonne. Yes. Justin Long. Johnny Depp.

00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:40.320
Tony Hale maybe. Rough. Tony Hale no I meant

00:39:40.320 --> 00:39:42.320
like Tony Hale then Johnny Depp. That's what

00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:44.340
I meant. How does this movie even happen? Does

00:39:44.340 --> 00:39:46.519
it just I don't know. He wanted to waste a lot

00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:48.880
of people's money. Yeah I guess. Oh we haven't

00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:51.300
gotten to the best part yet. Sure sure. So these

00:39:51.300 --> 00:39:53.480
girls are like addicted to their phones and that's

00:39:53.480 --> 00:39:55.019
what it feels like the message of this movie

00:39:55.019 --> 00:39:57.880
is is like don't go on your phones all the time

00:39:57.880 --> 00:40:00.500
like how do you have the bad guys are nazi brats

00:40:00.500 --> 00:40:02.260
and their message that they're trying to portray

00:40:02.260 --> 00:40:04.400
is don't maybe if you put down your phone you

00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:07.980
would know oh my bad you're right so the main

00:40:07.980 --> 00:40:10.559
nazi who is this scientist uh -huh of course

00:40:10.559 --> 00:40:16.119
he So he was creating new Nazi soldiers from

00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:18.099
his own blood and sausages. Are these sausages?

00:40:18.400 --> 00:40:22.079
Nazis? Bratsies? They're new Bratsies? Bratsies.

00:40:22.099 --> 00:40:24.780
So he makes them, he puts them in this incubator,

00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:28.179
and they are supposed to grow into actual Nazi

00:40:28.179 --> 00:40:31.300
soldiers. Wait, like humanoid? Humanoid from

00:40:31.300 --> 00:40:35.260
bratwurst and his blood. Okay. And there was

00:40:35.260 --> 00:40:37.559
a power surge because it's all behind the A to

00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:41.150
Z. his power surge because of their band the

00:40:41.150 --> 00:40:46.710
yoga hoses band yep yep and uh that stops the

00:40:46.710 --> 00:40:48.949
process as well as unfreezes him because he froze

00:40:48.949 --> 00:40:52.909
himself until they grew into nazi oh okay yeah

00:40:52.909 --> 00:40:54.869
that plays out that plays out and so he's just

00:40:54.869 --> 00:40:57.880
like i can't Do this, but they're still alive

00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:00.780
and they're sausages, so I guess bratsies. Yay!

00:41:01.420 --> 00:41:03.480
Okay. And so they start killing people. Right.

00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:07.280
Exactly. But these yoga hosers and hidden Johnny

00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:11.360
Depp find this hidden secret entrance to the

00:41:11.360 --> 00:41:15.659
Nazi lair. The bratsy lair. The bratsy lair.

00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:19.449
As it were. As it were. Is there a scene? Where

00:41:19.449 --> 00:41:21.789
there are a bunch of Bratsies linked together

00:41:21.789 --> 00:41:23.989
human -seneca style in a link of sausages. No,

00:41:24.010 --> 00:41:26.769
no, no. Missed opportunity. They are in like

00:41:26.769 --> 00:41:29.409
an egg carton almost when they're in the incubator.

00:41:29.469 --> 00:41:33.369
So it's like one sausage per carton thing. Okay.

00:41:34.610 --> 00:41:37.170
So like if you cut them open, sauerkraut just

00:41:37.170 --> 00:41:38.690
spills out? Yeah. That's what it is? Exactly.

00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:41.760
100%. That's how biology works, dude. You got

00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:44.940
it. Yeah. Who knew sauerkraut could be so hateful?

00:41:45.019 --> 00:41:46.900
I skipped a lot of this movie because I was trying

00:41:46.900 --> 00:41:49.480
to make it go faster. Wow. Yeah. No, unfortunately,

00:41:49.659 --> 00:41:51.380
I missed a major plot point. You're dragging

00:41:51.380 --> 00:41:53.860
on, though. You did. I missed a major plot point.

00:41:54.460 --> 00:41:57.300
So they invite these two boys because they are

00:41:57.300 --> 00:42:00.159
high school girls to this party. Because they're

00:42:00.159 --> 00:42:02.719
high school girls. Yeah. Great. And these two

00:42:02.719 --> 00:42:06.159
boys are Satan worshippers. Oh. Okay. Did they

00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:08.119
know that ahead of time? No, they did not. Good.

00:42:08.480 --> 00:42:11.219
The Bratsies killed these two boys at the A2Z.

00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:16.420
Yeah, fuck Satanism. Yeah. And the girls killed

00:42:16.420 --> 00:42:19.119
the Bratsies that they see at the A2Z that killed

00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:21.260
these two guys. And they end up going to jail

00:42:21.260 --> 00:42:24.199
because of it. Because they think that they killed

00:42:24.199 --> 00:42:26.159
the two boys. Oh, right, right, right. Johnny

00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:29.500
Depp breaks them out of jail. Doesn't get them

00:42:29.500 --> 00:42:32.719
their phones back. Okay? This is a part of it.

00:42:33.639 --> 00:42:37.179
This is... Okay, got it. Yeah. So... They find

00:42:37.179 --> 00:42:40.340
the Nazi lair that's behind the A to Z, which

00:42:40.340 --> 00:42:42.440
is like Hidden Passageway. And there's this Nazi

00:42:42.440 --> 00:42:47.099
that like captures them, starts dialoguing. But

00:42:47.099 --> 00:42:50.800
he doesn't dialogue in a German accent. He dialogues

00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:55.900
in impersonations of famous actors. Like he starts

00:42:55.900 --> 00:42:59.599
with like Al Pacino. Oh, no. And then he goes

00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:03.739
to Sylvester Stallone. Is this because the accents

00:43:03.739 --> 00:43:06.420
are so bad that it seems like it's flowing in

00:43:06.420 --> 00:43:08.699
and out of different celebrities? No, he tells

00:43:08.699 --> 00:43:11.340
them. He's like, I think you'd understand it

00:43:11.340 --> 00:43:14.380
better if I was Al Pacino. I think you'd understand.

00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:16.760
They're really forcing the humor into this thing.

00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:20.599
And Johnny Depp's sitting there like, yeah, it's

00:43:20.599 --> 00:43:22.219
good, it's good. And the two girls are like,

00:43:22.360 --> 00:43:25.000
who is this supposed to be? Oh, that's the joke?

00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:28.199
Yeah. That's the joke? That's the joke. That

00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:30.579
they don't know who it is because, oh, we don't

00:43:30.579 --> 00:43:33.699
know. You guys are so old. Right, exactly. That's

00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:36.260
not PewDiePie. We don't know who that is. Right,

00:43:36.260 --> 00:43:42.260
exactly. Yeah. And so... So basically... Getting

00:43:42.260 --> 00:43:45.280
to the point, the reason he's letting them live

00:43:45.280 --> 00:43:48.079
is because they're very popular on social media.

00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.119
And so he's like, I want you to take my picture

00:43:51.119 --> 00:43:54.059
in front of my goalie Gollum, this art project

00:43:54.059 --> 00:43:56.699
I've made, which is like made of human skin,

00:43:56.780 --> 00:43:59.219
but it's like a Gollum thing that looks like

00:43:59.219 --> 00:44:02.440
a goalie because he's Canadian. Oh. Yeah, exactly.

00:44:02.780 --> 00:44:04.639
That face is exactly this movie. I can't watch

00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:08.530
this movie. Yeah. And so... They don't have their

00:44:08.530 --> 00:44:11.050
phones because they were in jail. And they're

00:44:11.050 --> 00:44:13.530
like, oh, no, we don't have our phones. We can't

00:44:13.530 --> 00:44:15.989
make you famous because that's all he wants is

00:44:15.989 --> 00:44:19.570
to be famous. And featured on this magazine thing.

00:44:19.829 --> 00:44:22.130
A magazine? Wow. I don't know. That's the pinnacle

00:44:22.130 --> 00:44:24.289
of fame right there, being on a magazine. They

00:44:24.289 --> 00:44:27.110
want their daughters to have a movie role. It

00:44:27.110 --> 00:44:29.170
feels very much like they just wanted their daughters

00:44:29.170 --> 00:44:32.730
to be in a movie. Yeah, yikes. So they stopped

00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:35.070
the goalie golem and saved the day and blah,

00:44:35.070 --> 00:44:37.849
blah, blah. The Brats is vanquished? bratsies

00:44:37.849 --> 00:44:40.710
are vanquished they kill all the bratsies basically

00:44:40.710 --> 00:44:44.110
they learn that they just need to hit the goalie

00:44:44.110 --> 00:44:46.969
golem in the face and like bratsy falls off and

00:44:46.969 --> 00:44:48.710
then they need to stop on it and all of a sudden

00:44:48.710 --> 00:44:52.369
sauerkraut you know like that and bad bad sauerkraut

00:44:52.369 --> 00:44:54.690
that's digitally edited well i mean we saw what

00:44:54.690 --> 00:44:58.579
they look like just Well, the worst part is,

00:44:58.599 --> 00:45:00.559
like, what they say is they're like, wunderbar,

00:45:00.699 --> 00:45:02.840
like, all the time. It's not even, like, they're

00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:05.340
saying, like, real German words. When you have

00:45:05.340 --> 00:45:07.300
the, when your antagonists are named Bratsies,

00:45:07.300 --> 00:45:09.000
that's really the only thing they can say, right?

00:45:09.500 --> 00:45:11.780
They say German words, but it sounds like fake

00:45:11.780 --> 00:45:14.699
German words. It's like, wunderbar! Yeah, like

00:45:14.699 --> 00:45:17.179
an American shitty attempt at a German accent.

00:45:17.420 --> 00:45:20.219
Yeah, exactly. Or a Canadian, even. Oh, maybe

00:45:20.219 --> 00:45:23.559
so. Either way, not good. Yeah, but they do it

00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:25.380
with, like, yoga moves, so it's like, mountain!

00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:29.659
and that's where the yoga comes in. So they defeat

00:45:29.659 --> 00:45:32.400
the Bratsies with yoga poses? Yes. I'm thinking

00:45:32.400 --> 00:45:34.820
like Wii Fit Trainer and Super Smash Bros. Oh,

00:45:34.820 --> 00:45:36.800
yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, you're selling me on

00:45:36.800 --> 00:45:39.380
this movie now, actually. No, no, no, no. I'm

00:45:39.380 --> 00:45:41.619
not selling you this on this movie. Poor Mitchell.

00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.360
This looks like he's dying. Okay, so with these

00:45:44.360 --> 00:45:47.420
bad movie reviews, I typically have a great time

00:45:47.420 --> 00:45:50.239
poking fun at T -Dog, who typically has to watch

00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:52.920
these. Yes. And I really have a ball. It's my

00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:56.300
favorite part of the pod. What you described

00:45:56.300 --> 00:46:00.079
made me so sad. That I had to watch this movie?

00:46:00.340 --> 00:46:02.619
No, that this is a thing. That this is a movie.

00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:05.119
And I am sad for you. Yeah. But I'm more sad

00:46:05.119 --> 00:46:06.860
for the fact that in the history of humanity,

00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:09.519
of all the bad things that we've done as a race,

00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:13.679
this is definitely on the short list. Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:13.719 --> 00:46:17.380
I feel really sad that in my lifetime this was

00:46:17.380 --> 00:46:21.019
made. What year did this come out? 2016. 2016.

00:46:21.539 --> 00:46:25.000
And it's bad. The CGI looks like it could have

00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:27.519
been in a 1980s movie. I mean, yeah. If they

00:46:27.519 --> 00:46:29.139
just nailed the CGI down, I'm sure it would have

00:46:29.139 --> 00:46:33.400
been great. No, but I'm just saying that's how

00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:36.139
bad he is at editing, too, while we're on the

00:46:36.139 --> 00:46:40.119
subject. He edited the movie as well? Yeah. Alfonso

00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:42.760
Cuaron, he's not. Okay. Yeah, so the guy who

00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:44.579
owns the store is Tony Hale, and he's also one

00:46:44.579 --> 00:46:48.039
of the... Oh, I completely forgot. The two girls

00:46:48.039 --> 00:46:51.429
have the same name. The two... What? The two

00:46:51.429 --> 00:46:52.989
girls have the same name. They didn't even come

00:46:52.989 --> 00:46:55.050
up with a real name for these people. They just

00:46:55.050 --> 00:46:57.789
said you have the same name. Okay, well... What

00:46:57.789 --> 00:46:59.309
do you mean you have the same name? Like, they

00:46:59.309 --> 00:47:01.869
both have... Stand by. I need to figure out what

00:47:01.869 --> 00:47:04.090
the name is. Yeah, they both name, like, Jane

00:47:04.090 --> 00:47:06.650
or something? It's Colleen C and Colleen M. Oh,

00:47:06.650 --> 00:47:10.809
wow. Okay, great. Yeah. And, uh, yeah. Alright.

00:47:11.150 --> 00:47:13.449
Like, the originality of this movie... Oh, it's

00:47:13.449 --> 00:47:16.869
bad. I mean, hey, I... I feel like you gotta

00:47:16.869 --> 00:47:19.469
be pretty high to come up with... Nazis that

00:47:19.469 --> 00:47:21.750
are also bratwursts. Bratsies. Bratsies. Like,

00:47:21.789 --> 00:47:23.469
the best ideas come from puns. We all know this.

00:47:23.469 --> 00:47:25.389
Oh, and Kevin Conroy's in this movie. The guy

00:47:25.389 --> 00:47:29.030
who voices Batman? Oh, no! What? That makes me

00:47:29.030 --> 00:47:34.650
the most sad. He is Canadian Batman. What? It

00:47:34.650 --> 00:47:37.630
served no purpose. Wait, wait, hold on. You put

00:47:37.630 --> 00:47:40.710
two spaces. Is he Batman? Canadian Bat. Yeah.

00:47:40.949 --> 00:47:43.750
Man. So, like, he's like a man that is... Canadian

00:47:43.750 --> 00:47:47.670
Bat, comma, man. Okay. He's Canadian Bat, man.

00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:51.519
Does he do his Batman voice? No, he's not a part

00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.420
of this movie. I don't understand. He's there

00:47:54.420 --> 00:47:57.400
for a second. Oh, okay. And for whatever reason,

00:47:57.460 --> 00:47:59.079
they've decided to call him Canadian Batman.

00:48:01.130 --> 00:48:04.610
Okay, well, all right. So cool. This movie has

00:48:04.610 --> 00:48:07.929
made me very sad. Yeah, right. So, okay, I guess.

00:48:08.030 --> 00:48:11.429
How many? Yeah, give it your rating. So the only

00:48:11.429 --> 00:48:14.469
reason I am giving it this, and it is a higher

00:48:14.469 --> 00:48:17.230
rating than Leo the Lion, which got, remember,

00:48:17.449 --> 00:48:21.429
a zero. Solid zero. Solid zero. It gets a .5

00:48:21.429 --> 00:48:25.050
out of five. Okay. 0 .5 sauerkraut out of 5.

00:48:25.170 --> 00:48:28.429
The Mitchell Zero, right? Oh, the Mitchell Zero.

00:48:28.610 --> 00:48:30.730
Yeah, the Mitchell Zero, yes. The only reason

00:48:30.730 --> 00:48:32.570
I give it that is because it did have a Stan

00:48:32.570 --> 00:48:37.269
Lee cameo. Oh, okay. So they call the police

00:48:37.269 --> 00:48:39.489
about these bratsies that are in the store and

00:48:39.489 --> 00:48:41.849
everything like that. And Stan Lee answers the

00:48:41.849 --> 00:48:45.119
phone and he's like, Nazis, eh? that Hitler was

00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.619
a bad egg, you know, like kind of old man -y,

00:48:47.679 --> 00:48:49.820
like, you know, delusional kind of thing. You

00:48:49.820 --> 00:48:51.800
know, it was fun, and like, it was a good joke.

00:48:52.099 --> 00:48:54.880
Okay, that's worth half a star. Yeah. That's

00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:56.960
worth half of sauerkraut. It's cheating, but

00:48:56.960 --> 00:49:00.059
that plays. You know what, yeah. Otherwise, it

00:49:00.059 --> 00:49:01.940
would go back on the same level as Leo the Lion.

00:49:01.940 --> 00:49:03.900
So on that note, you would say that this is worse

00:49:03.900 --> 00:49:07.960
than Leo, or better than Leo the Lion. Or would

00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.800
you not? I feel like we should have a power rankings

00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:12.280
of all the bad movies that we've specifically

00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:15.820
seen. So you've seen Leo the Lion and Yoga Hosers.

00:49:15.880 --> 00:49:19.039
Those are your two bad movies. Just because there

00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:21.639
was a good joke here or there, I guess Yoga Hosers

00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:26.500
gets the nod above it. There was a joke or two

00:49:26.500 --> 00:49:28.099
that I kind of was like... And it also wasn't

00:49:28.099 --> 00:49:30.880
actively attacking your lifestyle as a non -vegetarian.

00:49:30.980 --> 00:49:33.400
Exactly. It wasn't attacking me as a carnivore.

00:49:34.019 --> 00:49:37.460
Leo the Lion is this bad animation, bad lion,

00:49:37.579 --> 00:49:41.739
bad message. It's so bad. It's so rough. Okay,

00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:44.599
gotcha. All right, that's good to know. All right.

00:49:44.900 --> 00:49:48.579
So now we jump to this part. What are the things

00:49:48.579 --> 00:49:51.769
that get you excited or dreading? One way or

00:49:51.769 --> 00:49:53.469
the other. There's lots of things that get me

00:49:53.469 --> 00:49:57.869
excited, Mike. Okay. But one in particular right

00:49:57.869 --> 00:50:00.460
now. Does not come out until July. The official

00:50:00.460 --> 00:50:02.599
release date was actually announced today, which

00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:04.440
is why I'm bringing it up. Oh, nice. Midsommar.

00:50:04.460 --> 00:50:08.099
Yeah. Tell me about that. Looks neato. Yeah,

00:50:08.579 --> 00:50:11.500
neato. Neato. That's what it looks like. Two

00:50:11.500 --> 00:50:15.619
thumbs up. Neato. So if you're about to see a

00:50:15.619 --> 00:50:18.300
horror film, whether that be Pet Sematary or

00:50:18.300 --> 00:50:21.760
Us, the trailer for Midsommar is probably going

00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:24.039
to be included before the film starts. I will

00:50:24.039 --> 00:50:27.860
probably see Pet Sematary. Yes. So A24 is available.

00:50:27.880 --> 00:50:30.880
production company that i've listed on this podcast

00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:33.860
is one of my favorites what they do is a odd

00:50:33.860 --> 00:50:36.300
mixture of coming of age films like ladybird

00:50:36.300 --> 00:50:39.519
or horror movies like hereditary it's either

00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.500
that or the other and uh this one is definitely

00:50:42.500 --> 00:50:45.300
on the hereditary side it's going to be the same

00:50:45.300 --> 00:50:49.460
director and midsummer is about some kind of

00:50:49.460 --> 00:50:52.659
summer solstice type of looking festival it quote

00:50:52.659 --> 00:50:56.219
unquote happens once every 90 years and i believe

00:50:56.219 --> 00:50:59.340
it's in sweden or switzerland and um basically

00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:02.920
you go out and uh you you follow this blonde

00:51:02.920 --> 00:51:06.219
girl who basically sees some cultist shit going

00:51:06.219 --> 00:51:09.380
on this is all done in broad daylight and then

00:51:09.380 --> 00:51:12.579
pew what's that florence pew is that the actress

00:51:12.579 --> 00:51:16.300
p -u -g -h yes florence she plays danny the main

00:51:16.300 --> 00:51:19.219
character gotcha so that is her and what you

00:51:19.219 --> 00:51:21.639
witnessed as the trailer keeps going on the trailer

00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:23.820
is really well made i think uh with the pacing

00:51:23.820 --> 00:51:26.610
and this weird kind of sound that goes on throughout

00:51:26.610 --> 00:51:29.809
um it gets more and more horrifying you see blood

00:51:29.809 --> 00:51:32.289
you see people jumping off cliffs it was swedish

00:51:32.289 --> 00:51:36.110
by the way it was swedish and it ends on our

00:51:36.110 --> 00:51:38.510
main character peering through a crack in a door

00:51:38.510 --> 00:51:42.440
and just hearing these moans, screams. I don't

00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:45.079
know what to describe it. It's very spine -chill.

00:51:45.260 --> 00:51:48.820
Full -body chills already. It's creepy. The trailer

00:51:48.820 --> 00:51:51.739
is really well done. I'm going to want to watch

00:51:51.739 --> 00:51:53.099
the trailer, but I'm probably never going to

00:51:53.099 --> 00:51:58.300
see it. That's what haunts me. It's not just

00:51:58.300 --> 00:52:01.360
a generic horror trailer. That sound is so...

00:52:01.360 --> 00:52:03.519
It's burning my brain right now. It's so indie

00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:05.840
horror, but at the same time in the best way

00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:09.019
possible. You can tell how it's done, how it's

00:52:09.019 --> 00:52:11.980
shot. This is definitely, I think the director's

00:52:11.980 --> 00:52:15.340
name is Ari Aster. Yep. So, how he did Hereditary,

00:52:15.500 --> 00:52:18.139
mostly in the dark. Oddly enough, in the trailer,

00:52:18.260 --> 00:52:20.099
they also had a repeating sound. It was more

00:52:20.099 --> 00:52:24.280
of a kind of thing. Anyway, that became... I

00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:28.139
don't like noises. Yeah. So, but this film, Midsommar...

00:52:28.409 --> 00:52:30.909
um at least the trailer all in broad daylight

00:52:30.909 --> 00:52:35.230
in like over exposed broad daylight and it terrified

00:52:35.230 --> 00:52:36.949
me so i'm really interested to see if he could

00:52:36.949 --> 00:52:39.269
hold that for a two -hour movie yeah um and if

00:52:39.269 --> 00:52:41.250
you're actually gonna watch the trailer on youtube

00:52:41.250 --> 00:52:45.409
um typically you'll see if it's like a wide aspect

00:52:45.409 --> 00:52:47.550
ratio kind of thing you'll have black bars on

00:52:47.550 --> 00:52:50.039
top and bottom This is in white. It's like an

00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:52.480
off -white kind of thing. So we're only doubling

00:52:52.480 --> 00:52:55.539
down on the brightness. And he's still in the

00:52:55.539 --> 00:52:58.320
sphere. So it's coming out in July, so I know

00:52:58.320 --> 00:53:01.280
it's a while. But mid -summer, and summer is

00:53:01.280 --> 00:53:04.400
spelled S -O -M -M -A -R. So it's in the Swedish

00:53:04.400 --> 00:53:06.860
way. Very excited for that. That's Ari Aster's

00:53:06.860 --> 00:53:09.059
follow -up to Hereditary. That's coming out in

00:53:09.059 --> 00:53:14.239
July. So the IMDb has three plots. I'm intrigued

00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:16.699
by it. I knew kind of what it was, but I just

00:53:16.699 --> 00:53:19.769
wanted to see the plots. The two are very well

00:53:19.769 --> 00:53:22.030
done, kind of what you were explaining. I just

00:53:22.030 --> 00:53:25.010
want to read this first one. Yes, please. You

00:53:25.010 --> 00:53:27.090
know there's like a Twitter thing, like explain

00:53:27.090 --> 00:53:30.409
a movie badly? Yeah, okay. This is it. A young

00:53:30.409 --> 00:53:32.769
woman reluctantly joins her boyfriend on a summer

00:53:32.769 --> 00:53:36.550
trip where things quickly go awry. Hey! You have

00:53:36.550 --> 00:53:38.750
no clue what that means. Like, it could be a

00:53:38.750 --> 00:53:42.010
romantic comedy. Yeah, it sounds like a romantic

00:53:42.010 --> 00:53:45.380
comedy. Right? All right, Andre? So I'm cheating

00:53:45.380 --> 00:53:46.760
a little bit, but it's just on my brain because

00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:49.159
the trailer just dropped this morning. This is

00:53:49.159 --> 00:53:52.739
for, I'm excited for Joker, the Joaquin Phoenix.

00:53:53.340 --> 00:53:57.300
Yeah. He looks good in it. Yeah. It looked, I

00:53:57.300 --> 00:53:59.679
was, I was, I came into that trailer pretty skeptical

00:53:59.679 --> 00:54:01.460
and I was like, you know, I'll watch this. And

00:54:01.460 --> 00:54:04.179
I came by, I came out of it like, you know. Pretty

00:54:04.179 --> 00:54:06.480
sold on it, honestly. So I think it comes out

00:54:06.480 --> 00:54:09.300
in October, right? Yes. It's a fall movie. And

00:54:09.300 --> 00:54:12.840
so this is under DC's Elseworlds. Is that what

00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:14.659
they're calling it, right? So it's not part of

00:54:14.659 --> 00:54:18.079
the DCEU. Like, Ben Affleck's not going to show

00:54:18.079 --> 00:54:22.539
up in this movie. Sorry, I'm so mad about DCEU

00:54:22.539 --> 00:54:25.400
versus DC Elseworlds. Yeah, so with this established,

00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:28.659
the Jared Leto that we saw in the DCEU, this

00:54:28.659 --> 00:54:31.619
is not the same Joker in any kind of way. Nope.

00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:35.000
It doesn't seem that way anyway from the trailer.

00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:38.559
So I'm going to call out my buddy here. My buddy

00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:43.139
Jason put it exactly right, I think. Jared Leto's

00:54:43.139 --> 00:54:46.440
Joker seems like driven crazy Jason Todd takes

00:54:46.440 --> 00:54:50.320
up the Joker versus Joaquin Phoenix. Yeah, and

00:54:50.320 --> 00:54:52.480
I like that theory because it makes it better,

00:54:52.559 --> 00:54:54.679
but how shitty that Joker was. Right, exactly.

00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:58.190
And still, we're not... complimenting Jared Leto.

00:54:58.230 --> 00:55:00.710
No. He didn't do well as the Joker. He did not.

00:55:01.070 --> 00:55:03.710
He took a swing. He took a swing. He took a swing.

00:55:03.969 --> 00:55:06.469
He took an idea. So my only critique for this

00:55:06.469 --> 00:55:08.530
trailer is that he didn't have the tattooed damage

00:55:08.530 --> 00:55:10.010
on his forehead, so I wasn't really sure where

00:55:10.010 --> 00:55:12.409
his character motivations were. Oh, he was from

00:55:12.409 --> 00:55:15.829
the 90s. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Anyways, but

00:55:15.829 --> 00:55:18.710
yeah, I mean, you know, the, like, Joaquin Phoenix,

00:55:18.809 --> 00:55:21.170
honestly, like, obviously, great actor. Yeah.

00:55:22.030 --> 00:55:24.050
I still, like, I was having troubles, like, even

00:55:24.050 --> 00:55:25.590
with, like, the teaser photos they showed, I

00:55:25.590 --> 00:55:27.570
was still having trouble. seeing him as the joker

00:55:27.570 --> 00:55:30.710
and now it's more like now that i've seen the

00:55:30.710 --> 00:55:32.769
trailer i'm more excited about it less as like

00:55:32.769 --> 00:55:35.030
a comic book film but more of just like a weird

00:55:35.030 --> 00:55:39.230
character study you know okay um yeah it's almost

00:55:39.230 --> 00:55:41.730
almost to the point where like i'm not even really

00:55:41.730 --> 00:55:44.369
like okay sure it's set in gotham and bruce wayne

00:55:44.369 --> 00:55:45.789
as a kid's probably going to show up for a little

00:55:45.789 --> 00:55:48.750
bit whatever like i'm more interested in the

00:55:48.750 --> 00:55:53.730
actual like character um journey that Joker goes

00:55:53.730 --> 00:55:55.210
on. I don't even know his real name, but whatever.

00:55:56.389 --> 00:56:00.650
So, yeah. It feels like a big risk because this

00:56:00.650 --> 00:56:02.829
is easily the lowest budget superhero film we've

00:56:02.829 --> 00:56:05.650
seen in a while, right? And it feels different.

00:56:05.849 --> 00:56:08.010
But I'm okay with that. Is that true? Did they

00:56:08.010 --> 00:56:11.269
say what the budget was? I guess that's... Yeah,

00:56:11.329 --> 00:56:12.849
you're right. I don't know if I have an exact...

00:56:13.579 --> 00:56:16.159
dollar value on it but i'm pretty sure they've

00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:18.119
said it's been it's like significantly low i

00:56:18.119 --> 00:56:19.320
mean obviously like there's not going to be a

00:56:19.320 --> 00:56:20.739
huge amount of special effects i'm okay with

00:56:20.739 --> 00:56:22.639
that though because it feels a little more psychological

00:56:22.639 --> 00:56:25.199
and like yeah that's that's okay for a super

00:56:25.199 --> 00:56:27.969
villain movie Sure. Yeah, definitely. I'm here

00:56:27.969 --> 00:56:30.570
for it. It looks to be more grounded, even more

00:56:30.570 --> 00:56:32.550
so than Nolan's Batman trilogy. Right. Right.

00:56:32.610 --> 00:56:34.949
Obviously, just based off this like minute. Oh,

00:56:34.989 --> 00:56:36.909
yeah. Yeah, of course. And it could, you know,

00:56:36.909 --> 00:56:39.170
could flop or whatever. But yeah, I'm I came

00:56:39.170 --> 00:56:41.809
into it skeptical, came out sold. So, yeah, I'm

00:56:41.809 --> 00:56:43.429
pumped for that. I'm still Phillips is directing,

00:56:43.510 --> 00:56:46.429
by the way. I'm that's the only reason I'm hesitant.

00:56:46.550 --> 00:56:50.239
Like the trailer looked fine. guy who directed

00:56:50.239 --> 00:56:53.719
hangover three like right here's the thing he

00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:56.019
also directed the first hangover he also did

00:56:56.019 --> 00:56:59.880
he also directed uh i loved old school he directed

00:56:59.880 --> 00:57:03.219
due date which was fine due date was fine i am

00:57:03.219 --> 00:57:05.519
an advocate for war dogs which is yeah yeah that

00:57:05.519 --> 00:57:08.460
was pretty good so i think you know he made his

00:57:08.460 --> 00:57:11.760
money with hangover like He made money with Hangover.

00:57:11.780 --> 00:57:14.119
But what it is, to me, is all of those things

00:57:14.119 --> 00:57:16.940
have a tinge of comedy. And yes, it can, because

00:57:16.940 --> 00:57:19.139
it is the Joker, have a tinge of comedy. But

00:57:19.139 --> 00:57:22.420
this is very much a drama movie. Yes. The dark

00:57:22.420 --> 00:57:24.880
movie. Well, to me, I'm more so on it more just

00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:27.400
for Joaquin Phoenix. Which is fair. Because he's

00:57:27.400 --> 00:57:30.260
proven to me that he can carry a film. The casting

00:57:30.260 --> 00:57:35.119
is a good choice, I think. Could I ask a possibly

00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:38.360
super dumb question? Is this supposed to be like...

00:57:38.730 --> 00:57:41.969
per the comic book storyline like his story or

00:57:41.969 --> 00:57:44.809
is it just kind of some it might have comic book

00:57:44.809 --> 00:57:48.550
origins are so vague okay yeah see i don't know

00:57:48.550 --> 00:57:50.989
the closest is probably red hood and it doesn't

00:57:50.989 --> 00:57:53.489
look like it has anything of red hood right it

00:57:53.489 --> 00:57:54.710
definitely takes it doesn't look like they're

00:57:54.710 --> 00:57:56.630
taking their own spin on it okay yeah which is

00:57:56.630 --> 00:57:59.210
great they should i mean because i have no frame

00:57:59.210 --> 00:58:01.590
of reference at all so yeah i barely do either

00:58:01.590 --> 00:58:05.480
for joker specifically so i mean like It is very,

00:58:05.579 --> 00:58:08.119
like, up in the air, who knows what Joker's actual

00:58:08.119 --> 00:58:10.400
thing is. This is the first one attempting, like,

00:58:10.500 --> 00:58:12.360
we're going to cut it down and make an actual

00:58:12.360 --> 00:58:13.500
movie. Okay, cool. Because I feel like all the

00:58:13.500 --> 00:58:15.900
movies I've seen between, like, Heath Ledger's

00:58:15.900 --> 00:58:19.179
Joker, Jerry Ledger, I have, like, no idea. They're

00:58:19.179 --> 00:58:21.280
all over the place. Which was definitely a part

00:58:21.280 --> 00:58:24.059
of Heath Ledger's is he never wanted you to know

00:58:24.059 --> 00:58:27.769
what his actual role was. Right. Yeah. Interesting

00:58:27.769 --> 00:58:29.849
in that way, I guess. So anyways, if this movie

00:58:29.849 --> 00:58:33.070
pays off, I feel like that's a huge boon for

00:58:33.070 --> 00:58:34.809
DC because that's a way that they can differentiate

00:58:34.809 --> 00:58:37.429
themselves from the MCU, right? Where like, hey,

00:58:37.469 --> 00:58:40.050
we can put out these movies, these really interesting

00:58:40.050 --> 00:58:42.170
different movies without the baggage of a cinematic

00:58:42.170 --> 00:58:44.469
universe. See, I almost would rather a cinematic

00:58:44.469 --> 00:58:48.989
universe of like... villain origin stories. Don't

00:58:48.989 --> 00:58:50.650
put it past Kevin Feige. That could happen soon.

00:58:51.130 --> 00:58:54.269
I'm okay with that. Sony tried to do it, sort

00:58:54.269 --> 00:58:56.889
of, with the Sinister Six. They tried to do the

00:58:56.889 --> 00:59:00.590
Venom movie. And Venom, yeah. The Venom movie

00:59:00.590 --> 00:59:04.110
led somewhere, so it's coming. I'm still mad

00:59:04.110 --> 00:59:08.789
about it. I like Venom better than... I don't

00:59:08.789 --> 00:59:10.349
know. I just wish that... That's a different

00:59:10.349 --> 00:59:16.650
discussion. It is. Alright. I'm excited for the

00:59:16.650 --> 00:59:20.530
Netflix Ted Bundy movie that also dropped. That's

00:59:20.530 --> 00:59:22.949
with Zac Efron? Zac Efron, yeah. And it's got

00:59:22.949 --> 00:59:26.210
Lily Collins, I think, is in it. And random,

00:59:26.269 --> 00:59:28.309
what's his face? Good old what's his face? John

00:59:28.309 --> 00:59:31.389
Malkovich? Yeah, he's in it, and then... Sheldon

00:59:31.389 --> 00:59:34.030
Cooper guy? Yes. Yeah. Which kind of threw me

00:59:34.030 --> 00:59:35.769
for... He's a lawyer. He's a lawyer. Which one?

00:59:35.769 --> 00:59:37.550
I saw that kind of threw me for a loop. Yeah.

00:59:37.550 --> 00:59:39.829
I cannot imagine him. Is this a movie or a series?

00:59:40.150 --> 00:59:41.710
It's a movie. It's a movie. It's a Netflix movie.

00:59:41.929 --> 00:59:45.769
Okay. Shockingly evil, vile, something... Yeah,

00:59:45.949 --> 00:59:47.369
let me... I should have looked it up when we

00:59:47.369 --> 00:59:49.710
were talking. Yeah, shockingly evil, yeah, something

00:59:49.710 --> 00:59:52.210
like that. It's shockingly evil, extremely heinous,

00:59:52.210 --> 00:59:54.829
vile. Right. That's what it's called. So it's

00:59:54.829 --> 00:59:57.349
coming out soon. Zac Efron is the charismatic...

00:59:58.150 --> 01:00:01.630
Mr. Bundy. Exactly. Extremely wicked, shockingly

01:00:01.630 --> 01:00:04.130
evil, and vile. My beautiful dark twist of fantasy.

01:00:04.250 --> 01:00:07.389
Yeah, for sure. I've been actually really excited

01:00:07.389 --> 01:00:10.650
for this to come out because, I mean, they shot

01:00:10.650 --> 01:00:15.030
this in Cincinnati, northern Kentucky, a while

01:00:15.030 --> 01:00:18.809
ago. So the only reason that's the only reason

01:00:18.809 --> 01:00:20.969
I knew about it, actually. And I like crime stuff.

01:00:21.130 --> 01:00:23.130
It's my big thing. I listen to crime podcasts.

01:00:23.630 --> 01:00:25.869
Mike and I test every day. I watch TV. It's like...

01:00:26.250 --> 01:00:28.530
crime shit. So I'm like really excited because

01:00:28.530 --> 01:00:29.789
I think it's bad. Like the psychological stuff.

01:00:29.809 --> 01:00:33.889
I know. She has the perfect murder for me. We're

01:00:33.889 --> 01:00:38.150
not talking about that. But I think the psychological

01:00:38.150 --> 01:00:41.510
aspect is super cool. And, I mean, from the trailer,

01:00:41.630 --> 01:00:44.570
Zac Efron, I mean, I think he did or is going

01:00:44.570 --> 01:00:46.409
to do a really good job because he is, like,

01:00:46.429 --> 01:00:47.929
kind of creepy. Because that's the whole Ted

01:00:47.929 --> 01:00:49.190
Bundy thing. He's, like, so charming. I think

01:00:49.190 --> 01:00:50.989
the casting's a good, yeah, it's a good pick

01:00:50.989 --> 01:00:52.889
because, yeah, because you already associate

01:00:52.889 --> 01:00:55.130
Zac Efron with, like, charming, harmless actor,

01:00:55.230 --> 01:00:56.949
right? Attractive, even though, like, everybody

01:00:56.949 --> 01:00:59.650
says Ted Bundy was attractive. No, but that's

01:00:59.650 --> 01:01:01.369
okay. No, but he was attractive for a serial

01:01:01.369 --> 01:01:03.349
killer. Yeah, for a serial, yeah, exactly, right.

01:01:04.380 --> 01:01:06.159
But he does kind of look like Ted Bundy, too.

01:01:06.260 --> 01:01:08.280
He does with the hair. Yeah, he's got the hair

01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:11.559
and stuff. Charming, definitely. It'll be interesting

01:01:11.559 --> 01:01:14.829
to see his dramatic side. Because he's not usually

01:01:14.829 --> 01:01:17.510
in dramas so much. He tried doing a handful of

01:01:17.510 --> 01:01:21.050
dramatic movies. Charlie St. Cloud. I saw that.

01:01:21.070 --> 01:01:23.030
It was terrible. But it was trying to be super

01:01:23.030 --> 01:01:24.610
dramatic. I never saw Charlie St. Cloud, so I

01:01:24.610 --> 01:01:26.269
can't say. It's okay. Maybe that could be an

01:01:26.269 --> 01:01:27.530
excellent movie. Have you heard of High School

01:01:27.530 --> 01:01:30.010
Musical 3? Yeah, dude. Are you kidding me? I

01:01:30.010 --> 01:01:32.269
have a High School Musical 2 lunchbox from a

01:01:32.269 --> 01:01:37.519
friend of ours. Yeah, we kept it. It looks cool.

01:01:37.619 --> 01:01:39.500
It looks good. It seems like it's scratching

01:01:39.500 --> 01:01:42.039
the same itch that Mindhunter did, which is not

01:01:42.039 --> 01:01:45.260
a TV series, but kind of similar vein. I'm also

01:01:45.260 --> 01:01:47.699
interested why it was picked up by Netflix and

01:01:47.699 --> 01:01:52.679
nobody else. But it won Sundance stuff. So Netflix

01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:56.019
bought it. It could just be Netflix said, we

01:01:56.019 --> 01:01:58.719
want to pay this much for it. It's not a bad

01:01:58.719 --> 01:02:01.900
thing. I'm not getting into that argument. Netflix

01:02:01.900 --> 01:02:05.900
can be a spot for certain things. yeah you know

01:02:05.900 --> 01:02:07.920
no definitely well they're trying to there's

01:02:07.920 --> 01:02:09.659
tons of Netflix movies now they're trying to

01:02:09.659 --> 01:02:12.940
make a stake in exactly but like Steven Spielberg

01:02:12.940 --> 01:02:15.500
long story Steven Spielberg went out and said

01:02:15.500 --> 01:02:17.260
like that you're putting your stuff on Netflix

01:02:17.260 --> 01:02:20.199
you're low class essentially maybe that's how

01:02:20.199 --> 01:02:21.960
it used to be I don't think it is anymore wrong

01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:26.179
fake news exactly and so that that's really the

01:02:26.179 --> 01:02:29.239
whole argument there yeah it's more so I'm just

01:02:29.239 --> 01:02:31.579
wondering how Netflix got it if they paid out

01:02:31.579 --> 01:02:34.659
the wazoo for it great I'm in great They definitely

01:02:34.659 --> 01:02:36.460
have the money to pay literally for anything

01:02:36.460 --> 01:02:38.440
they want. They do. And I feel like they need

01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:41.920
to win in terms of this is a Netflix studio movie

01:02:41.920 --> 01:02:43.980
or whatever. I guess it wasn't produced by Netflix.

01:02:44.300 --> 01:02:47.480
Probably not. If it's screened at Sundance, they'd

01:02:47.480 --> 01:02:50.519
probably buy it. Sundance is where movies get

01:02:50.519 --> 01:02:52.320
bought. Well, still, a Netflix quote -unquote

01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.820
original. Netflix plays really hard past this.

01:02:55.460 --> 01:02:57.659
They would call it an original. They still call

01:02:57.659 --> 01:03:00.059
it that. Well, they have their logo on the trailer

01:03:00.059 --> 01:03:03.769
even. It's in the corner watermarking. out oh

01:03:03.769 --> 01:03:06.969
yeah so all right um the movie i'm going to talk

01:03:06.969 --> 01:03:09.769
about um well there's a few that came to mind

01:03:09.769 --> 01:03:11.550
i thought somebody was going to talk about shazam

01:03:11.550 --> 01:03:13.929
i didn't mention it i'm actually thinking this

01:03:13.929 --> 01:03:15.769
is going to be a win for dc but that's not the

01:03:15.769 --> 01:03:18.309
one i'm talking about uh best of enemies i'm

01:03:18.309 --> 01:03:20.989
not excited for even though it has some very

01:03:20.989 --> 01:03:23.670
good faces uh the one i was going to talk about

01:03:23.670 --> 01:03:26.730
is under the radar a little bit coming out in

01:03:26.730 --> 01:03:29.769
two weeks i'm really excited for hellboy Hellboy.

01:03:29.769 --> 01:03:32.269
Yeah. I'm excited for the reimagining. Yeah.

01:03:32.349 --> 01:03:35.969
Yeah. Hellboy. I love David Harbour. Yeah. And

01:03:35.969 --> 01:03:38.929
so I think he's a great cast for that. It's not

01:03:38.929 --> 01:03:40.710
going to be the same. It's going to be very different.

01:03:40.809 --> 01:03:44.369
No. Yeah. But I'm excited for it. I like Hellboy.

01:03:44.469 --> 01:03:46.889
I like the... It looks like more Hellboy. Exactly.

01:03:46.889 --> 01:03:48.949
And that's what I want. Yeah. You know, it's

01:03:48.949 --> 01:03:51.340
not going to be a great movie. I don't think.

01:03:51.460 --> 01:03:54.059
But it's one that I'm excited to pay my money

01:03:54.059 --> 01:03:55.980
for and I'm going to see and I'm going to be

01:03:55.980 --> 01:03:59.400
happy about. Who's behind it? So obviously Guillermo

01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:02.239
del Toro did. Did he do both or just the first

01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:04.219
one? I thought he just did the first one. Okay,

01:04:04.300 --> 01:04:07.380
so he did the first one. I'm just curious who

01:04:07.380 --> 01:04:09.380
else is in this. So Ian McShane's in it. That's

01:04:09.380 --> 01:04:11.639
pretty cool. Neil Marshall. So I don't know his

01:04:11.639 --> 01:04:16.300
stuff. The Descent. One of the most terrifying

01:04:16.300 --> 01:04:20.679
movies I've ever seen. So he directed that. He

01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:22.719
directed an episode or two of Lost in Space.

01:04:23.019 --> 01:04:26.800
He's done some Westworld. Lost in Space? He directed

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:29.400
a few episodes or something. Two episodes of

01:04:29.400 --> 01:04:31.320
Game of Thrones. Okay, so obviously he has chops.

01:04:31.559 --> 01:04:33.480
I'm just curious what his tone is. He's doing

01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:36.559
more TV and dark TV kind of thing. He's done

01:04:36.559 --> 01:04:37.960
horror Game of Thrones. That means he's done

01:04:37.960 --> 01:04:40.980
action. So I'm in on this. And it's really the

01:04:40.980 --> 01:04:45.389
first movie for Mila Jovovich. I can't say that.

01:04:45.449 --> 01:04:49.989
Good one. Yeah. Diet effort. She was like blocked

01:04:49.989 --> 01:04:52.530
by the Resident Evil movies it feels like. Yeah,

01:04:52.630 --> 01:04:54.449
definitely. And so this is like the first one

01:04:54.449 --> 01:04:56.869
where she can kind of, you know. Oh my God, the

01:04:56.869 --> 01:04:58.989
Resident Evil movies. Yeah, you're welcome, buddy.

01:04:59.090 --> 01:05:01.510
She did a career on it, man. She did. God damn.

01:05:01.550 --> 01:05:03.590
Make that money, dude. I'm sorry. Make it sequels.

01:05:03.610 --> 01:05:05.909
We can't forget she was also in Zoolander 2.

01:05:06.339 --> 01:05:08.699
What? How did that not save her career? That

01:05:08.699 --> 01:05:10.360
was obviously the stronger of the two Zoolanders,

01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:13.800
as we all know. Oh, my God. I'm still very pissed

01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:16.360
that they didn't call it Zoolander. Zoolander.

01:05:16.380 --> 01:05:18.619
It was right there. I forgot about Zoolander,

01:05:18.659 --> 01:05:21.940
another one. It was right there. Another Zoolander.

01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:24.679
Another Zoolander. Another Wolf Cup. Another

01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:27.639
Zoolander. But that will do it for this episode.

01:05:28.619 --> 01:05:31.539
If you have ideas where T -Dog is, you can do

01:05:31.539 --> 01:05:34.860
hashtag where is T -Dog. We need social media

01:05:34.860 --> 01:05:36.599
outreach to find T -Dog. We don't know where

01:05:36.599 --> 01:05:40.760
he is. He's off the grid. His real name is Kevin,

01:05:40.840 --> 01:05:44.440
so start there. Hashtag Kevin T -Dog. Post missing

01:05:44.440 --> 01:05:49.119
posters. We can't put his face on there. Oh God!

01:05:50.099 --> 01:05:55.780
Kevin! But yeah, post on our Facebook page, on

01:05:55.780 --> 01:05:58.280
Twitter, leave a review, what you think of the

01:05:58.280 --> 01:06:00.699
show, but also where you think Kevin slash T

01:06:00.699 --> 01:06:04.099
-Dog is. We are once again drinking Aviation

01:06:04.099 --> 01:06:06.820
Gin Tonics. That's Ryan Reynolds. Broadbrook,

01:06:06.820 --> 01:06:09.800
Jigawatts. We got Shakeology from Beachbody.

01:06:10.539 --> 01:06:13.179
Yeah, so do you guys have any closing remarks?

01:06:13.880 --> 01:06:17.360
Justice for T -Dog. Justice for T -Dog? Yes.

01:06:17.420 --> 01:06:20.659
Who you said was vomiting. Look, man. He still

01:06:20.659 --> 01:06:26.039
needs justice. He needs justice. I mean, I got

01:06:26.039 --> 01:06:29.320
nothing. Hope T -Dog finds his way off the grid,

01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:31.639
man. Back on the grid. Whatever. He needs to

01:06:31.639 --> 01:06:33.360
get back on. He needs to get back on. I want

01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:36.280
him back in our lives. Missing T -Dog. Aw. Hashtag

01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:38.320
missing T -Dog. But that'll do it for us for

01:06:38.320 --> 01:06:42.260
Game for a Movie. We'll see you next time. There

01:06:42.260 --> 01:06:45.599
was more thoughts, but then it stopped. I was

01:06:45.599 --> 01:06:47.000
like, oh. What? Oh.