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That sound means it's another Game for a Movie

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podcast episode 11. We are well into the double

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digits. We're one more into the double digits.

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I am your host Mikey Tank. I am joined today

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by, we'll go around this way because we'll introduce

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our special guest. Hi, I'm Andre Bellinger. I'm

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Mitchell Clements. And our special guest tonight?

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It's Claire! It's Claire! We'll continue to go

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this way around like we normally do, but it's

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just kind of, it was better because she's a special

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guest. Get the rotating chair in here. Yeah,

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we got the rotating chair. Yes, you are. T -Dog's

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still a mystery. No one knows. Yeah. Are we going

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to play where's T -Dog? No, because we don't

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know where T -Dog is. We can play where's T -Dog.

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Are we sure that Claire is not T -Dog in disguise?

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Still not sure, but pretty confident. Right.

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Okay. I would guess no. I have no idea what T

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-Dog looks like, so I can't confirm or deny.

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T -Dog has definitely shown up as a girl before,

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so I feel like Claire being T -Dog is not out

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of the question. It could be. It's part of the

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mystery. Yeah, that's true. You know what's not

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a mystery? She's too nice. You know what is not

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a mystery? What we're drinking tonight. Oh, yeah.

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Let's chill. I got it. Don't worry. Okay. Oh,

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we've got Thomas Hooker, no filter IPA. Yes,

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Mitchell and I are both drinking some of that.

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We've got the Corona Refrescas. Yeah, I'm drinking

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the coconut lime one. Surprisingly good. Better

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than expected. Probably would kill me. Yeah,

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would kill you, but pretty good. Yeah, for those

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of you that don't know, I'm allergic to coconut.

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He's going to die probably. Probably going to

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die. And I am drinking a Shebin John beer. It's

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like John Deere, but John Deere. It's a pun.

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That's what you did there. Wow. Yeah, it's tall

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boy, nice and smooth. Mm -hmm. Nice cold one.

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Nice cold one. Nice cold one. Yee. Yee. Yee.

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All right, guys. So we have all, well, some of

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us have seen a movie. I've seen things. Way to

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call out our special guest. I'm going to call

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out our special guest because she's seen a movie.

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She just can't figure out what she's going to

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talk about. I've seen lots of movies, but I just.

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You know, I'm a decisive kid. You know what?

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Let her be comfortable. She can chime in whenever

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she wants. Yeah, back off. Wow. Jeez. Can she

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host the podcast? Yeah, right? Wow. Mike is like,

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whoa, whoa, whoa. Step too far. Remember our

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pre -production meeting where I did everything?

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Yes. Oh, it looks like you're losing ground in

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this hosting thing. Claire just barked you off

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your little perch there. We can have a co -host.

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What's new? Oh, what's new, she says. Oh, wow.

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You want to start this right here, right now?

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Why not? Can this be a couples therapy podcast?

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Oh my, yeah, let's talk it out. Alright, so we're

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going to jump into movies. Hard pivot. Hard,

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hard pivot. We're going to jump and talk about

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some movies. Yes. I guess I will start. Go for

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it. We'll go around this way and end with Andre,

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who did not lose but still saw a bad movie. I

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did. Of my own volition. Of your own volition,

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yes. Dang T -Dog. Because I'm a broken person.

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Anyways. Yeah, we went bowling this week. We

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did. We did. And T -Dog lost. Lost hard. Yeah,

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he lost, by the way, and there's no debate. There

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is no debate that T -Dog lost. But he finds a

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way to debate it. He finds a way. Well, it took

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a whole game in before he realized, oh, this

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is for... This is for the podcast? Oh, okay.

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He started doing that once he understood how

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far behind he was. Right, right, right. This

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was like half of the game and he's just like,

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yeah, so next game, right? No, we said before

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the game, first game counts. Everybody's coming

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in cold. We're all just throwing bowling balls.

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And not to call out Homeboy, but I think there

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was like three frames in a row where he scored

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zero. And that is a terrible way to start any

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bowling game. No, definitely. It doesn't matter.

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I give T -Dog's bowling skills a one and a half

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stars. Oh, you're giving him stars? Wow. I was

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going to get half a pin. Half a pin. Okay, great.

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Half a pin. He showed up. Yeah, he showed up.

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He showed up. It's hard. It's really hard to

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show up for a bowl. And you had the split. Yeah.

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That's him. The 7 -10 split. I just love the

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fact that we're, like, shitting on him. And he's

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not going to hear it. He's not. No, T -Dog is

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a subscriber but not a listener. Yes. The rest

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of us listen, right? I do. Yes, I do, yeah. I

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kind of skip over my part. Dude, I'm so narcissistic.

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I love hearing myself talk, so I just listen

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to it. I listen to you guys all the time. I listen,

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I listen like three times because I have to edit

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it once and make sure that I didn't make a mistake

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and then, yeah. It's all good. Yeah, but, alright,

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we'll jump into some actual movies. Also, a point

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was brought up because I'm going to talk about

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Spider -Man Far From Home. We're going to rank

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our favorite... Live action Spider -Man. So Into

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the Spider -Verse is not part of this. Into the

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Spider -Verse is not. It's its own thing. It

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would have been on top for me. That would have

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been number one for me. I think it would have

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been number one for me too. And I think that's

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why we ruled it out. It's its own thing. Everybody

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speaks very highly of it. So we are going to

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talk about Spider -Man Far From Home first. Has

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everybody seen it that wants to see it? Yes.

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Spoilers ahead. We're diving into spoilers. As

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always, spoilers ahead. This might have been

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my favorite Spider -Man. Live action, at least.

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I want to hear why. Because I enjoyed it. What

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I will say is, I was in a very good mood for

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this, so it may just have hit me in the right

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mood. What did you do? Did you go for a workout

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before? What did we do? I don't know. For some

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reason, though, I was just in an extra good mood.

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It was a nice day. It was a beautiful day, guys.

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And I think one of the things, too, is Mysterio

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is one of my favorite bad guys, and I think for

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the most part, they nailed it. Oh, yeah, I would

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100 % agree. The only thing I had a problem with

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is the long monologue in the middle of the movie

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where he's like... The exposition dump? Yeah,

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the exposition dump where he's just like, yeah,

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he called my machine, fart. Barf. Barf, sorry.

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I kind of liked how they leaned into that a little

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bit because it was so blatantly expositional.

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It was so... Tony Csikszentmihalyi worked for

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it, but you could tell he was chewing it in.

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Yeah. I mean, it's fine and everything like that,

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but it dragged a little too long. That was the

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only part where I was sitting there like, okay,

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come on. Let's get this rolling. I understand.

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You were duped by Tony Stark. Okay. I get your

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motivation. And that's what I like about these

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Spider -Man movies in the MCU. All of the villains

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so far have felt reasonable reasons why they

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are villains. Vulture was very well done in Homecoming.

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Mysterio is very well done in Far From Home.

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The villains in these movies are what I think

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is best about these movies so far. And what I

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like a lot, because they're obviously double

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downing on the relationship between Iron Man

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and Spider -Man in these films, and the villains

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are all products of consequences from Iron Man's

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actions. And they make that direct thing, so

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it challenges Peter. you know, maybe on a subconscious

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level to confront, okay, my mentor and now my

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fallen legend idol person. It was not the most

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perfect person, you know? Yeah, definitely. And

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that's exactly it. And this movie dealt with

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a lot of... I've got to take over from my mentor

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now. Like, I'm not ready for it. That kind of

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stuff. Coming of age almost. Well, didn't they

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kind of talk about it? Didn't Happy kind of talk

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about it towards the end? About how, you know.

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In case you missed it, they definitely told you

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at the end. Yeah, like Iron Man is not, he was

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not perfect. Right, exactly. Tony Stark is not

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perfect. They hit on that for sure. And can we

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just talk about Happy, the last two MCU movies?

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Dude. I love Happy. He's had such a small role

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in both of them. Like, he's still a part, but

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he's a smaller role. Yeah. And he just has these

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moments. that are just like, yeah, he's the comic

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relief, but he has these moments that are just

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absolutely touching. When he was with Tony Stark's

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daughter in Endgame and, like... The hamburger

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line. The hamburger. Oh, yeah, it was great.

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And I love how they're playing with these established

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Marvel characters. Like, I like the fact that,

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like, Aunt May and Happy are, like, sort of dating

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slash seeing each other slash whatever. Yeah,

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that is pretty funny. It's pretty funny, exactly.

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Yeah, I don't know. I like when they have fun

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with the characters. Right. And I love how when

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Happy's not on screen, he's out directing Lion

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King and... struggle book. Casually. Casually

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on the side. He fits perfectly because he can

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do what he wants to do and then also be in movies.

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It's fantastic. But yeah, that's definitely part

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of the reason why I love this movie and Mysterio

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was so well done. Jake Gyllenhaal, I like him

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as an actor. I won't say love because I've seen

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him in some real stinkers too, but there are

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some things. It's been a while since he's been

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out. I will say that a lot of stinkers that he's

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in isn't because of him. Yeah. And it's not.

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Yeah, yeah. Like, and one of the things I will

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say, he nailed the role in Nightcrawler, for

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example. Yes. But I hated that movie because

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it just made me feel so sleazy and, like, gross

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at the end of it. Mission accomplished. Exactly.

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And that's exactly what they were shooting for.

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But it's not because of him. He... Played the

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part perfectly. Yeah. No, like, well, I think

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I would say he kind of channeled that energy

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a little bit. He plays the neurotic, like, you

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know, character really, really well. And I really

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liked seeing that from him, especially when he

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was interacting with his, I don't know what to

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call him, his cohorts, his cast, I guess, you

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know, his team. So, yeah. And let's get to it.

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Another reason why this movie was great for me,

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the mid -credits scene. Oh, my gosh. That was

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so... So there are two post -credit scenes. I'm

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talking about the first one. The second one was

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alright. That's like greater implications for

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the wider universe. It affects the universe,

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that kind of stuff. Wait, can we go over the

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second? I remember the first one, but what was

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the second one? The second one was basically

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we learned that What are they? Skrull? The Skrull.

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Oh, right, right, right, right, right. The Skrull

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versus Samuel L. Jackson. Nick Fury. Nick Fury

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and Maria Hill, which is why they were both super

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dumb. Yeah, okay. Yes, I forgot. That's right.

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And it actually kind of works now that you look

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back. Sure. Because you're just kind of like,

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oh, yeah, that makes sense now. A lot of this

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movie works in retrospect, which I want to tap

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on as well. Yeah, exactly. Like, once you go

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back, it's kind of when you're watching it, you're

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just like, all right, why is... Why is Nick Fury

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so gullible? Why is he buying this stuff? Yeah,

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exactly. Yeah. And so that's part of it, too.

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But I wanted to get back to the mid -credit one.

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Oh, yeah. J. Jonah Jameson is back. Yes, J .K.

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Simmons. As J .K. And couldn't see anybody better,

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so they just said, we're going to go back with

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it. Yeah, I love the fact that they, yeah, like,

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I was, because I was of the mind that I didn't

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want J. Jonah Jameson in the MCU because I didn't

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want to have to deal with the recast, right?

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Because he's such, yeah. But they, and they also

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really took a lot, not, I mean, I don't know,

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I'm not going to say, like, they copied from

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the game or whatever, but, like, He has a very

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similar role that he does from the PS4 game,

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where J. John Jameson's now part of, like, a

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conspiracy podcaster. Infowars kind of thing.

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Infowars -esque, Alex Jones -esque figure now,

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which really fits, I think. Did J .K. do the

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voice in the game, too? No. It's a different

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guy. He almost nailed it, but he wasn't... Yeah,

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you could definitely tell he was going for that

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voice. Yeah. But, yeah, that whole thing, plus

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the fact that Spider -Man's identity is revealed,

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like, it was... To the world. I feel like we

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always run into a story with, like, I feel like

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there's a ton of Spider -Man stories in the comic

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books where he has to deal with when the city

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of New York is against him or whatever, you know,

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so I'm excited to see that in film. And, like,

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what John Watts, the director, has said is that

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he is shooting to add Kraven the Hunter. which

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I think is a perfect fit for it because now he

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knows Peter Parker and Spider -Man he knows to

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follow both of them kind of thing if he's going

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to somehow lead a normal life which he probably

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won't but it's just one of those things where

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Kraven the Hunter could be very well done again

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like another bad guy that's kind of like off

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the beaten path a little bit. Definitely, yeah.

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A little lesser known, lesser, like, less flashy.

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Exactly. Like, he's, what his job is, he's a

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hunter. Yeah. You know? I'll say this, all these

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villains, even though we're talking Sinister

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Six level guys with Vulture, and then Kraven

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as well later on in a different version, but

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Mysterio's kind of like a B plus level villain.

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Definitely. You know? And the fact that he worked

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so well, Vulture worked very well for the last

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one. These are very goofy villains that they've

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made kind of work. Well, they've resisted the

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temptation just to go back to the one and be

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like, oh, let's bring Green Goblin back. Doc

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Ock. Yeah, exactly. And I still think Doc Ock

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can be brought in, especially if they go Sinister

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Six route. If they go Sinister Six route, they

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can definitely bring these guys in. Especially

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because we've seen Electro, we've seen Scorpion.

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All these guys exist from the first movie. It's

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almost kind of the opposite. Almost like the

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opposite approach that The Amazing Spider -Man

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2 did, I should say. Because The Amazing Spider

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-Man 2 was immediately like, all right, we're

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bringing in Rhino, we're bringing in Electro,

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and we're bringing in the Hobgoblin bag. All

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three at once. These ones all kind of exist already

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where you don't have to do much of an origin

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for them. And then you can add one character.

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For my Sinister Six movie that I imagine, Rhino's

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causing trouble, he gets picked up right away,

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and then they all meet in jail and then decide

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to break out together, get revenge on Spider

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-Man together. You know, that kind of stuff.

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But I will give it 4 .5 web shooters out of 5.

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Oh, okay. All right. And I think that's my highest

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ranking so far. That is your... Wow. That's...

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I really like it. I told you guys. Mine was blown

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walking out of the theater. Yeah. I will say

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this, the less you know about who Mysterio is,

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which I think Claire, you're probably in that

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camp. Oh yeah, I know nothing. So did you see

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the heel turn coming? So Mike kind of had given

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me a heads up because I was like, what? I don't

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know who is this Mysterio. He's known for...

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you know, creating these illusions. Yeah, he's

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bad. Yeah. Obviously, he's a villain. Don't trust

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this fishbowl. Right, don't trust him, basically

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is what he said. Oh, yeah, I gotcha. And all

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the previews, you know, shows him as some, like,

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oh, he's a great super, or whatever he is. He's

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Quentin Beck. So, like, the whole movie, I was,

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like, waiting for the ball to drop, and then

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when it dropped, I was like... Oh, I just thought

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it was such a good twist. As someone who, like,

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doesn't know the comics and, like, doesn't know

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any of that, I thought it was just such a good

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twist. And then when it happened, I was like,

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like, the whole bar scene, I was like, that fucker.

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Yeah, right. Bar scene was really well done.

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It was really good. It was, because I was so

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confused for a second. Yeah, that was good. Because

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you, exactly right on, like, you knew it was

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going to drop, you didn't know when. Sure. But

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how it did, it really, like, caught me off guard.

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Like, for a split second, I was like, what? the

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hell is happening? And then I was like, oh. Yeah.

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With me, I was watching it. These guys are in

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full uniform still outside of their head stuff.

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And I'm like, how are they not really like standing

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out to any of the other people in the bar? Like

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no one's looking at them. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And I'm like, this is so fucking weird. Like

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how did they overlook that? No, that's a good

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point. You're right. Then the reveal happens

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and I'm like, oh, okay. This is like all mapped

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out. A lot of the lines that Mysterio was saying,

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especially early in the movie, I thought, oh

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my god, this is like a fucking cheese fest. Yeah,

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definitely. You don't want any part of this,

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which is in the trailer and all that. It was

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all a character. These were written lines for

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him to say. I love that they got meta with it,

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where he came up with this ridiculous story of

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being from the multiverse, because people will

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eat up anything at this point. Damn, dude. I

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feel attacked. Yeah, me too. Multiverse blip

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-like. Yeah, right. He's like the Urtsu. 616.

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Can someone explain something to me about the

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blip? Okay, so... The event is the blip. Yep,

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so all the kids, right, they were basically evaporated

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or whatever you want to call it, like nanos,

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and then they came back. That one kid who is

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older now, so he did not... He did not get blipped.

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He did not get blipped. He just grew up. You

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mean the one who had a crush on... On MJ. On

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MJ, yep. So why is he still in the class with

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them? That was my question. What they said was

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basically the school shut down because they didn't

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know what happened. That doesn't make sense.

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For five years it shut down? He was in the same

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class as them before the blip and then stayed

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in the same class? That character was in the

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previous movie. He was in Homecoming. That's

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the idea anyway. That was the only thing that

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confused me. There's two explanations that I've

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seen around because they didn't really explain

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it. It was that, and then the other explanation

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was they now go to a charter school that just

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has, he's not in the same grade as them, it's

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just this whole school -wide trip. that had all

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these people together. And both really don't...

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I don't get that. I was confused about that.

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I can forgive the movie for that because it was

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a good gag of like, oh man, suddenly this guy's

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a hunk. Yeah, it's funny. It's a nitpick, if

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anything. And that's exactly it. It's a nitpick.

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It's one of those things where it just kind of...

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I don't even think the writers believed it. It

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was just more so, let's just gloss over this

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and make it a joke. I gotta say, pivoting a little

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bit, I gotta give props to at least the first

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Mysterio illusion scene. I thought the montage

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of that. I think that was the best directed scene

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in the movie. That was the highlight of the film.

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Oh yeah, it was beautiful. It was completely

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disorienting. It does everything that you want

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it to do. Exactly. That's what I was looking

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for out of a Mysterio fight. And you didn't know

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he was going to get hit by a train then. yeah

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right and plus the zombie Iron Man with like

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half skeleton face half yeah and what I love

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the most about this villain in particular the

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reinterpretation where the original Mysterio

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in the comics he was working in Hollywood as

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a special effects person and this is like literal

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smoke and mirrors kind of guy yeah and in a lot

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of ways this reinterpretation of the character

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it's still a quote unquote filmmaker kind of

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role he's almost a director how he's bossing

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people around yeah yeah yeah I still need the

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cape. Yes. Make this louder. Do this, this. Yeah,

00:18:07.980 --> 00:18:10.460
yeah, yeah. Make this more dangerous. Yeah. Exactly.

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Like, he understands it's more theatrics than

00:18:13.519 --> 00:18:15.660
anything else. Right. And I thought Jake Gyllenhaal

00:18:15.660 --> 00:18:17.339
just sunk his teeth into that. Oh, yeah, he did.

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He really was. Dude, it's been, it's a trip watching,

00:18:20.859 --> 00:18:22.940
you watch, like, there's, like, I think Vanity

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Fair did an interview with him or something,

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where there's, like, basically, like, breaking

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down the scenes in the trailer, and, like, you

00:18:28.220 --> 00:18:29.920
can totally tell, like, the part where he's just

00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:31.480
bullshitting the part, like, because there's

00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:34.059
still ostensibly, pretending he's a hero, right?

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Yeah. So, like, he just explains, like, yeah,

00:18:35.420 --> 00:18:37.440
Mysterio's this guy from this other dimension,

00:18:37.599 --> 00:18:39.000
this other version of Earth, and you can just

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kind of tell, like, he hams it up a little bit.

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Yeah. And it's hilarious to watch. All right,

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so we'll go, all right, let's give our rankings

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for it. Okay. Sure. So how many, okay, so what

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do we have? Are we doing the Tobii requires?

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Spider -Man 1 through 3. Oh, we're ranking our

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Spider -Man. Oh, okay, got it. Sam Raimi 1. Sam

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Raimi 1. Amazing 1 and 2. Yeah. Homecoming and

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Far From Home. Solo, Spider -Man films, Civil

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War. Civil War, I'm not kidding. Okay, got it.

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I'm going Amazing Spider -Man 2, 7. Amazing Spider

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-Man 1, 6. And that's tight with Spider -Man

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3. Spider -Man 1. So what number is that? 4?

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Spider -Man 2 Homecoming Far From Home. I like

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these new ones a lot. You love the MCU. I like

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these new ones a lot. Respect. My turn? Bottom

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is definitely Amazing Spider -Man 2. That movie

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made me sad. I struggle because Amazing Spider

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-Man 1 I think is a better movie than Spider

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-Man 3. It's a more... cohesive thing. I feel

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like it has better things going on, but I have

00:19:55.069 --> 00:19:56.569
more fun with Spider -Man 3. So I'm going to

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go Amazing 2, then Amazing 1, then Spider -Man

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3, Personal Enjoyment. Those are same as you,

00:20:02.329 --> 00:20:09.529
very close. Then I'm going to go Spider -Man

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1, Spider -Man Far From Home, Homecoming, and

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then 2. Okay. There you go. My bottom two are

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The Amazing Spider -Men. Yes, right. You can

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put those in whatever order you want. But really,

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number two is definitely the worst. God, they

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had... They were going for the Gwen Stacy storyline.

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That's rough. Right, no. It's the same thing

00:20:33.900 --> 00:20:35.619
with the Dark Phoenix storyline. They're like,

00:20:35.700 --> 00:20:38.240
guys, you can't botch it. Well, you can, clearly.

00:20:38.420 --> 00:20:40.599
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Clearly. And you need to do

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something different than just, oh, she's the

00:20:42.740 --> 00:20:45.819
girl that dies. You know? Right. Yeah, there's

00:20:45.819 --> 00:20:48.420
got to be different stakes. I love how they reimagined

00:20:48.420 --> 00:20:50.319
MJ in the MCU, by the way. Same, same, same.

00:20:50.799 --> 00:20:54.079
Anyway. Those two. And then, what do we got now?

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So we got the MCU movies and then the Raimi ones,

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right? Raimi ones, yeah. I'm gonna go Spider

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-Man 3, obviously. Yep. I will go Far From Home,

00:21:03.420 --> 00:21:07.519
number four. I will go Homecoming, number three.

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Spider -Man 1, number 2. Wow. And then Spider

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-Man 2, number 1. Wow, okay. I really like the

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Raimi ones. I love the Raimi ones because I think

00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:18.880
comic book movies. Yes. Those are comic book

00:21:18.880 --> 00:21:21.000
movies. Those are comic book movies, yeah. Very

00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:25.000
campy. I think Sam Raimi, for a lot of, obviously,

00:21:25.000 --> 00:21:26.859
the filmmakers who followed him, kind of defined

00:21:26.859 --> 00:21:29.960
how to make these successful. Sure. And especially

00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:32.500
for the Spider -Man character, how to play with

00:21:32.500 --> 00:21:34.279
the dynamic with him and villains. Yeah. And

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I think those two movies do a really good job,

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especially number 2. Number two was really good.

00:21:39.390 --> 00:21:44.190
He was fantastic. The train scene was just so

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well done. They weren't afraid to be campy. Number

00:21:47.750 --> 00:21:50.089
three, they went off the rails. But numbers one

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and two, they definitely had a better tone when

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it came to that. So I enjoyed those. I don't

00:21:55.880 --> 00:21:59.480
really have an opinion. I can't remember ever

00:21:59.480 --> 00:22:01.819
watching the Amazing Spider -Man movies. That

00:22:01.819 --> 00:22:03.099
pretty much says all you need to say, though.

00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:06.640
It's been so long since I've seen the regular

00:22:06.640 --> 00:22:09.380
Spider -Man movies that I don't remember. Except

00:22:09.380 --> 00:22:13.000
for that stupid upside -down kiss. The upside

00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:14.420
-down kiss doesn't do anything for you? That's

00:22:14.420 --> 00:22:16.960
dumb? You can't see my eyes rolling to the back

00:22:16.960 --> 00:22:19.640
of my head, but they're there. It is cheesy.

00:22:20.140 --> 00:22:24.420
I don't know. I'm impartial to the MCU. Dude,

00:22:24.559 --> 00:22:28.059
I really like the MCU. Honestly, I'm just pleased

00:22:28.059 --> 00:22:29.799
as peaches with how they've handled Spider -Man

00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:32.099
and the MCU. And they do such a great job of

00:22:32.099 --> 00:22:34.359
obviously rewarding people who are MCU fans,

00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.000
but I feel like if you're a casual Spider -Man

00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:40.000
fan and don't have time to watch 18 other movies,

00:22:40.180 --> 00:22:43.319
you are more than on pace of like, okay, here's

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what's going on. They established the Tony Stark

00:22:45.700 --> 00:22:49.599
thing directly in the first one. And then you

00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:51.359
don't even need to see Civil War to really get

00:22:51.359 --> 00:22:54.099
it. Right. So anyway, I really enjoyed how they

00:22:54.099 --> 00:22:56.880
did that. Yeah. They have such a great way of

00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:58.619
incorporating the entire universe. Well, and

00:22:58.619 --> 00:23:00.900
I think that's why I like them, because I understand

00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:03.839
them. Yeah. Because I'm not a comic book person.

00:23:04.019 --> 00:23:07.240
Sure. Like, I'm not. So all the MCU ones, I understand

00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:09.460
what's happening, and they incorporate, I don't

00:23:09.460 --> 00:23:12.579
know. Did we talk about Ned at all? We did not

00:23:12.579 --> 00:23:17.670
talk about Ned. Come on! Ugh. He steals so many

00:23:17.670 --> 00:23:20.829
scenes. He's so good. I love Ned. I love Ned.

00:23:20.890 --> 00:23:22.789
I had a harder time with Ned in this one. Well,

00:23:22.809 --> 00:23:24.789
just because you didn't like his whole subplot

00:23:24.789 --> 00:23:25.789
with the relationship. They just didn't have

00:23:25.789 --> 00:23:27.670
anything for him to do. What are you talking

00:23:27.670 --> 00:23:30.710
about? He had a relationship. That's it. Whoa.

00:23:31.089 --> 00:23:33.650
That was his whole plot, though. That's how you

00:23:33.650 --> 00:23:37.390
interpreted that? He was the comic relief. Yeah,

00:23:37.390 --> 00:23:40.410
no, definitely. He's always been the comic relief,

00:23:40.490 --> 00:23:41.809
but he had more to do in the first one. You didn't

00:23:41.809 --> 00:23:43.529
have a friend in high school that jumped into

00:23:43.529 --> 00:23:46.009
a relationship and was like, I'm a man now, and

00:23:46.009 --> 00:23:47.950
this is who I am. Baby, I love you. Let me do

00:23:47.950 --> 00:23:49.769
this for you. Exactly, like texting each other

00:23:49.769 --> 00:23:51.609
while they're sitting next to each other. I love

00:23:51.609 --> 00:23:53.970
the moments where Spider -Man is out of webbing.

00:23:54.230 --> 00:23:58.369
Yes. Oh, yeah. So having that not being like...

00:23:58.599 --> 00:24:00.859
Some sidekick or whatever didn't bother him.

00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:02.240
You know what I mean? Sure, yeah, that's fair.

00:24:02.299 --> 00:24:03.940
Is that what you mean? You wanted him to be more

00:24:03.940 --> 00:24:08.079
involved? No, no, no. I'm saying this as I didn't

00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:11.099
mind what Ned was doing. It was just I felt like

00:24:11.099 --> 00:24:14.359
he was just kind of almost written off the other

00:24:14.359 --> 00:24:16.740
way. Where it was just like, now we don't have

00:24:16.740 --> 00:24:19.519
to explain why Ned's not getting in the way of

00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:23.039
things. He's obsessed with this girl now. And

00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:26.779
I get that, but at the same time, I liked when

00:24:26.779 --> 00:24:29.400
he was the man in the chair. Well, I'll say this.

00:24:29.660 --> 00:24:31.359
How many times was he the man in the chair in

00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:34.920
Homecoming? Twice, at least. So he was at the

00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:38.259
end, right? But at the end of the day, it's Spider

00:24:38.259 --> 00:24:41.180
-Man fighting Vulture on an airplane. You know

00:24:41.180 --> 00:24:43.500
what I mean? And then it's Spider -Man saving

00:24:43.500 --> 00:24:47.180
a boat from spinning in half. But I'm not saying

00:24:47.180 --> 00:24:50.400
that. He's not like an Oracle kind of... He's

00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.299
not calling Peter on his cell phone to like,

00:24:52.299 --> 00:24:54.259
you gotta push through that rubble, Peter! You

00:24:54.259 --> 00:24:57.730
know, like it's... And that's not what I'm looking

00:24:57.730 --> 00:25:02.069
for. Maybe I want that. With that line reading?

00:25:02.289 --> 00:25:06.670
Yes. You gotta punch with that rubble, Peter!

00:25:06.890 --> 00:25:10.369
Peter! The rubble's like, got this! We've talked

00:25:10.369 --> 00:25:13.309
way too much about Spider -Man. Come on. I love

00:25:13.309 --> 00:25:15.670
Spider -Man. I do too. We can talk all night

00:25:15.670 --> 00:25:18.069
about Spider -Man. The kids are great. Love it.

00:25:18.130 --> 00:25:20.190
Alright, we're gonna go to the next one? Oh yeah.

00:25:20.609 --> 00:25:22.849
So it's me, right? So it's you, buddy. Yep, so

00:25:22.849 --> 00:25:27.490
I watched... what I like to introduce to people

00:25:27.490 --> 00:25:31.930
as Disney's first rated art movie in a very long

00:25:31.930 --> 00:25:35.190
time. And it's a technicality because they inherited

00:25:35.190 --> 00:25:40.109
this from Fox. And that is Stuber! Stuber! So

00:25:40.109 --> 00:25:44.990
that is starring my main man Drax the Destroyer.

00:25:45.130 --> 00:25:49.009
David Tisda. That's his real name. Well, who

00:25:49.009 --> 00:25:51.579
knows at this point, right? It's still Dave Bautista.

00:25:51.680 --> 00:25:55.400
Okay, okay. That's your opinion. I like to refer

00:25:55.400 --> 00:25:58.440
to him more as the guy from Hotel Artemis. Oh,

00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:01.140
he was in Hotel Artemis. Yes, he was. That's

00:26:01.140 --> 00:26:04.059
right. It was a movie. That was a very violent

00:26:04.059 --> 00:26:06.259
movie. It was a very violent movie. I wanted

00:26:06.259 --> 00:26:08.119
to see that, and I just never did. I wanted it

00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:10.440
to be better than it was. And it wasn't bad.

00:26:10.859 --> 00:26:14.630
Did they have a big role in that? Is he like

00:26:14.630 --> 00:26:16.150
a hitman? Okay, we're going to talk about Hotel

00:26:16.150 --> 00:26:20.150
Artemis. We could push off Stuber Talk. Yeah,

00:26:20.150 --> 00:26:22.890
let's talk about Hotel Artemis. Okay, so basically

00:26:22.890 --> 00:26:25.390
the whole idea of Hotel Artemis is these assassins

00:26:25.390 --> 00:26:27.589
go to this hotel where they get stitched up.

00:26:27.690 --> 00:26:30.269
It's a hospital. It's three people at a time.

00:26:30.269 --> 00:26:32.869
They don't take any more. This is that Jodie

00:26:32.869 --> 00:26:37.660
Foster film. Yes. So she is the... main doctor,

00:26:37.779 --> 00:26:42.559
and Dave Bautista is the nurse. Oh! Yeah, nurses

00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:46.640
unite! But it's more so played for laughs than

00:26:46.640 --> 00:26:49.380
anything. Like, yes, he is a male nurse that

00:26:49.380 --> 00:26:52.460
is actually pretty awesome at points, but for

00:26:52.460 --> 00:26:54.660
the most part, it is definitely played up like,

00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.859
oh, look at this ridiculously big guy. He's a

00:26:57.859 --> 00:27:01.400
nurse. Hey, don't hate on male nurses. I'm not.

00:27:01.619 --> 00:27:02.960
That's what I'm saying, though. I know, I know.

00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:06.799
I'm just saying in general. Let me tell you right

00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:10.119
now, nurses are amazing. Yeah, preach. I am marrying

00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:12.920
one, and she is the best thing in my life. That's

00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:15.480
right. Who's he referring to? I don't understand

00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:17.819
what's going on here. You guys are missing the

00:27:17.819 --> 00:27:21.819
joke yet. I'm following. Anyways. But basically,

00:27:21.940 --> 00:27:24.559
he doesn't get a lot of action sequences. He

00:27:24.559 --> 00:27:27.019
gets a lot more like, oh, the power's out. You

00:27:27.019 --> 00:27:29.559
gotta go run and fix the power. Oh, you gotta

00:27:29.559 --> 00:27:33.000
go... But does he have room to be funny? No.

00:27:33.140 --> 00:27:38.099
That's rough. He has a little bit of stuff. Yeah.

00:27:38.509 --> 00:27:41.630
but not an amazing amount of it. And so, like,

00:27:41.710 --> 00:27:45.789
Hotel Artemis was very forgettable. It was fine,

00:27:45.910 --> 00:27:49.589
but it was, as we said last week about Dark Phoenix,

00:27:49.849 --> 00:27:53.529
it could be a lot better. The problem more so

00:27:53.529 --> 00:27:56.309
was it was just boring, which is a sin on itself.

00:27:56.769 --> 00:28:00.660
Oh, absolutely. I... like exactly Dark Phoenix

00:28:00.660 --> 00:28:02.940
if it was bad it probably would have had a higher

00:28:02.940 --> 00:28:06.299
ranking in my mind yeah more because it was boring

00:28:06.299 --> 00:28:09.279
to me like it was so unremarkable and that's

00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:10.980
exactly what this movie is it's sitting at a

00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:14.500
6 .1 out of 10 on IMDB middle of the road like

00:28:14.500 --> 00:28:17.599
and we're talking still Hotel Artemis Okay, good,

00:28:17.700 --> 00:28:21.099
because Stuber has the exact same rating on IMDb.

00:28:21.099 --> 00:28:25.380
6 .1 out of 10. So I guess that's a segue. We

00:28:25.380 --> 00:28:28.920
got Batista in the starring world. Stuber is

00:28:28.920 --> 00:28:33.220
actually Kumail Nanjiani. And Stuber is actually

00:28:33.220 --> 00:28:36.420
not a good nickname. It's because he is an Uber

00:28:36.420 --> 00:28:39.559
driver. but his name is Stuber as well. Oh, so

00:28:39.559 --> 00:28:43.160
Stuber. I was mad at that title. So Stuber. Yeah,

00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:47.220
I mean, it's definitely like, we need to name

00:28:47.220 --> 00:28:49.839
this movie something, so here's the main character,

00:28:49.880 --> 00:28:52.619
I suppose. But anyway, it's about, basically,

00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:54.799
have you guys ever seen the movie Collateral?

00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:58.599
The Michael Mann movie with Jamie Foxx and Tom

00:28:58.599 --> 00:29:02.359
Cruise. That is the plot, essentially, of a guy...

00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:05.319
commandeering a taxi driver or in this case an

00:29:05.319 --> 00:29:08.799
Uber driver to go around LA and to solve a mystery

00:29:08.799 --> 00:29:11.099
or to get after someone that they're hunting.

00:29:11.339 --> 00:29:14.079
And that's what Dave Bautista is doing with Camille

00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:16.539
and this is just the comedic version of that

00:29:16.539 --> 00:29:18.799
set in broad daylight instead of in the middle

00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:21.380
of the night. Just like in Collateral. And a

00:29:21.380 --> 00:29:26.319
lot less serious and a lot less good. Collateral

00:29:26.319 --> 00:29:28.720
was good. Collateral was good. I really liked

00:29:28.720 --> 00:29:32.789
it. So the... Best parts of the movie, in my

00:29:32.789 --> 00:29:35.309
opinion, were Kumail and Batista playing off

00:29:35.309 --> 00:29:37.809
each other. These are two very, very funny actors

00:29:37.809 --> 00:29:40.990
who have very different ways of going about comedy.

00:29:41.369 --> 00:29:43.750
Batista is obviously very physical. His line

00:29:43.750 --> 00:29:46.950
delivery is also sneaky good. And he's just a

00:29:46.950 --> 00:29:49.630
big goof when he has to be. But he also can be

00:29:49.630 --> 00:29:51.529
very threatening because of how big he is. And

00:29:51.529 --> 00:29:54.660
then Kumail is more witty. He's more facial expression

00:29:54.660 --> 00:29:57.039
and all that different stuff. And I thought that

00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.119
balance was fine in a lot of different scenes.

00:29:59.359 --> 00:30:01.380
The best parts in the movie. I would love to

00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:04.099
see a movie with them together where they're

00:30:04.099 --> 00:30:05.880
just kind of like, most of their lines are just

00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:07.880
ad -libbed. Because I think actually they could

00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.799
pull that off. Like, you have the plot. I want

00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:14.900
a well -done plot. But most of their interaction

00:30:14.900 --> 00:30:18.799
is like... a little more ad -libby. Yeah. I think

00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:21.019
the best scenes, I guess, well, I'm not sure

00:30:21.019 --> 00:30:22.539
how much of this movie was ad -libbed at all,

00:30:22.579 --> 00:30:25.880
but when they're interacting directly at each

00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:27.960
other, so they're the only two in the room, the

00:30:27.960 --> 00:30:29.660
only two in the scene, that's what I thought

00:30:29.660 --> 00:30:32.359
was best. They have this whole big, you know,

00:30:32.380 --> 00:30:34.720
sometimes bros just gotta find it out, you know?

00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:36.700
They find it out in the middle of a sporting

00:30:36.700 --> 00:30:39.700
goods store, and... A big plot point is that

00:30:39.700 --> 00:30:43.319
Dave Bautista had LASIK surgery at the very beginning

00:30:43.319 --> 00:30:46.279
of the film. So he's slowly coming back from

00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:48.480
blindness as this movie is going on. I was wondering

00:30:48.480 --> 00:30:51.619
why he needed an Uber. Yes, so he needed an Uber

00:30:51.619 --> 00:30:54.569
because he couldn't drive his car. and he comedically

00:30:54.569 --> 00:30:57.369
drove his car into a pothole, and he called the

00:30:57.369 --> 00:30:59.670
Uber. So anyway, that's where this whole thing

00:30:59.670 --> 00:31:02.190
starts. Gotcha. I was very confused why he needed

00:31:02.190 --> 00:31:04.410
an Uber in the first place. Yeah, so I guess

00:31:04.410 --> 00:31:07.309
to briefly go over the plot, Dave Bautista works

00:31:07.309 --> 00:31:10.970
for the LAPD. He has been on the tail of this

00:31:10.970 --> 00:31:14.069
drug trade that's been going on in Los Angeles,

00:31:14.190 --> 00:31:18.230
and it opens with him and his original partner

00:31:18.230 --> 00:31:21.430
getting shot and killed, and then he has to go

00:31:21.430 --> 00:31:24.819
out and... get his revenge and then also find

00:31:24.819 --> 00:31:27.319
the guys who are doing the drug trade. Anyway,

00:31:27.779 --> 00:31:29.799
he's blind at the beginning of the movie for

00:31:29.799 --> 00:31:32.579
all intents and purposes and then that's when

00:31:32.579 --> 00:31:35.359
Kumail comes in. So I have a question looking

00:31:35.359 --> 00:31:38.039
at this cast. Yeah. How did Karen Gillan get

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.539
in this? So she was the partner at the very beginning

00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:43.099
of the movie. Oh, so she dies quickly. So it's

00:31:43.099 --> 00:31:46.059
a little Guardians of the Galaxy reunion at the

00:31:46.059 --> 00:31:49.980
beginning. And when I saw her, immediately I'm

00:31:49.980 --> 00:31:52.740
like, oh, she's gonna die. Because she was not

00:31:52.740 --> 00:31:54.740
in any of the promotional material or anything.

00:31:55.480 --> 00:31:58.460
That's why I was shocked. She's a big name to

00:31:58.460 --> 00:32:04.279
be in this movie. Exactly. I know she's going

00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:06.480
to die. Unfortunately, that also sets the tone

00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:10.700
for how predictable this movie is. Uh, there

00:32:10.700 --> 00:32:12.900
are some good laughs in there. Again, the sporting

00:32:12.900 --> 00:32:14.759
goods store scene I thought was great. Yeah.

00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.539
Um, there's just a lot of good one -liners. Um,

00:32:17.779 --> 00:32:20.559
Kumail is trying to, like, his quote -unquote

00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:25.079
love interest is a girl who, that, he is opening

00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:29.440
a, um, spin, like a, you know, bicycle, what's

00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:30.940
it called, spin class. Oh, like spin class, yeah.

00:32:30.980 --> 00:32:33.519
A spin class, that's all they do at this gym

00:32:33.519 --> 00:32:36.480
is spin class. Is that, uh, uh, Morales, Natalie

00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:39.539
Morales or not? Um, no, so she is Dave Bautista's

00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:42.519
daughter um i thought they were uh okay nevermind

00:32:42.519 --> 00:32:45.099
if you've ever seen glow i don't know the actress's

00:32:45.099 --> 00:32:48.319
name uh she plays liberty bell in glow okay uh

00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:50.480
that is camille's initial love interest in the

00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:56.400
film um yeah so anyway that basically he is getting

00:32:56.400 --> 00:32:58.910
blue balled by her Just put it in the friend

00:32:58.910 --> 00:33:01.470
zone. And a lot of great lines are coming from

00:33:01.470 --> 00:33:04.670
Dave Bautista about him not nutting up and telling

00:33:04.670 --> 00:33:07.450
her how he feels. So anyway, it's all these different

00:33:07.450 --> 00:33:09.670
little nuggets of things, but it doesn't make

00:33:09.670 --> 00:33:12.410
for a good 90 minutes. So as I was saying before

00:33:12.410 --> 00:33:16.269
the podcast, this movie overall did not think

00:33:16.269 --> 00:33:19.069
it was worth going to the theaters for, but I

00:33:19.069 --> 00:33:20.789
think this would have been perfect on Netflix.

00:33:20.950 --> 00:33:22.869
This would have been a perfect direct -to -Netflix

00:33:22.869 --> 00:33:25.509
release, very casual movie. You'll get a couple

00:33:25.509 --> 00:33:28.160
laughs in it. but you can do stuff in the background.

00:33:28.339 --> 00:33:30.339
Yeah, that's her. Betty Gilpin. Betty Gilpin.

00:33:30.539 --> 00:33:34.279
There you go. So she's great in GLOW. Very limited

00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:36.500
role in this. I can't really, you know, comment

00:33:36.500 --> 00:33:37.660
on her acting, but she did what she had to do.

00:33:38.200 --> 00:33:40.160
I get that. You know what I mean? She's a love

00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.660
interest. That's what it is. It's rough with

00:33:42.660 --> 00:33:45.079
love. And a lot of her scenes are taking place

00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:47.680
on Kumail's iPhone because they're FaceTiming

00:33:47.680 --> 00:33:50.079
each other because he's constantly driving Batista

00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:52.000
around. That's a unique idea. Yeah, it's fine.

00:33:52.140 --> 00:33:54.759
I mean, it's just one way. I don't know. Okay.

00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:57.960
I mean, it is what it is. It is what it is. My

00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:01.920
thing is, I'm not FaceTiming as often as Kumail

00:34:01.920 --> 00:34:04.549
and... what's her name? Betty Gilpin. Betty.

00:34:04.650 --> 00:34:06.670
We're doing this entire movie. I don't think

00:34:06.670 --> 00:34:09.449
I FaceTimed that much in the past two years than

00:34:09.449 --> 00:34:12.329
they did in those 90 minutes of the movie. So

00:34:12.329 --> 00:34:14.010
anyway, I thought it was like a little bit of

00:34:14.010 --> 00:34:15.789
like, oh, we need to get this actress on screen

00:34:15.789 --> 00:34:18.690
as opposed to just her voice. Right. So anyway.

00:34:19.329 --> 00:34:22.809
As a theater release, I'm going to give Stuber

00:34:22.809 --> 00:34:28.769
one and a half stars. Wow. Because Uber. This

00:34:28.769 --> 00:34:32.050
is the one time I'll accept stars. One and a

00:34:32.050 --> 00:34:34.349
half stars out of five. What if it was Netflix?

00:34:35.469 --> 00:34:37.909
Would you give it the same? I'd give it a two.

00:34:38.280 --> 00:34:42.800
It goes up to a two. But that's like a high on

00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:44.900
average for, you know, direct -to -Netflix movies

00:34:44.900 --> 00:34:47.860
in my experience. Sure. Because you saw Triple

00:34:47.860 --> 00:34:49.800
Frontier on the podcast. I saw Triple Frontier.

00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:52.199
Oh, you did? Yeah, and the prequel Double Frontier

00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:56.500
is coming out next year. Is it really? I was

00:34:56.500 --> 00:34:59.340
going to be really bad. Double Frontier. I can't

00:34:59.340 --> 00:35:02.300
wait until Quadruple Frontier. No, I did not

00:35:02.300 --> 00:35:04.300
watch Bird Box, but T -Dog did, right? Yeah,

00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:07.980
T -Dog did. T -Dog was lukewarm on it. He was

00:35:07.980 --> 00:35:10.739
lukewarm. I did not watch it. I did neither.

00:35:10.920 --> 00:35:14.139
Netflix does better with their series and docs

00:35:14.139 --> 00:35:16.159
than they do with their movies. I would agree.

00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:20.519
Anyway, one and a half. Okay. Alright, Andre?

00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:24.420
Alright. So you didn't lose. I didn't lose. But

00:35:24.420 --> 00:35:26.760
you still somehow saw a bad movie. Yes, I did.

00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:29.219
Okay. It was... Dating life, man. Yeah, it's

00:35:29.219 --> 00:35:34.960
rough. We watched Hansel and Gretel Vampire Hunters.

00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.619
Wait, Vampire Hunters? Oh, wait, I didn't know

00:35:36.619 --> 00:35:38.300
it was called Vampire Hunters. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:39.360
yeah. I thought it was just... No, no, Witch

00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:41.199
Hunters. Witch Hunters. Yeah, yeah. I said it

00:35:41.199 --> 00:35:42.820
was such confidence, too. Yeah, like you were...

00:35:43.400 --> 00:35:44.780
You're telling me, I'm like, did they make a

00:35:44.780 --> 00:35:46.860
directed Netflix sequel or something? No, no,

00:35:46.860 --> 00:35:50.340
no, no. Who stars in this wonderful movie? This

00:35:50.340 --> 00:35:54.199
is Jeremy Renner, and then I don't, I feel bad,

00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:56.480
I don't know her. Gemma Arterton. Gemma Arterton.

00:35:56.619 --> 00:35:58.619
Wow. You would know her if you saw her. No, no,

00:35:58.659 --> 00:36:00.619
no, yeah, right, like I recognize her, but. Peter

00:36:00.619 --> 00:36:02.719
Stormare's in this. Yeah, Peter Stormare's in

00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:05.139
that, in this movie. What year did this come

00:36:05.139 --> 00:36:07.960
out? 2013. 2013, so it's been a minute. It's

00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:12.739
been a hot minute, yeah. Sticking with our IMDB

00:36:12.739 --> 00:36:16.760
rankings, 6 .1 out of 10. 6 .1? Wow. Yeah. Wow.

00:36:17.340 --> 00:36:19.699
I feel like we have to fill out a bingo card.

00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:23.880
Yeah, right? Triple 6 .1s? Right. So this is

00:36:23.880 --> 00:36:26.719
Jeremy Renner coming one year off of Avengers,

00:36:27.059 --> 00:36:30.820
right? 2012, right? Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

00:36:30.980 --> 00:36:39.090
Jeez. Oof. Yeah, so this movie. Okay, so. I knew

00:36:39.090 --> 00:36:41.050
going into this is going to be a bad movie, and

00:36:41.050 --> 00:36:43.469
I was hoping that it would be a fun bad movie.

00:36:43.610 --> 00:36:45.150
You know, like, you know, like, you have a good

00:36:45.150 --> 00:36:46.989
time with it, you know, like, you can make fun

00:36:46.989 --> 00:36:49.570
of it, and, you know, whatever. But, honestly,

00:36:49.789 --> 00:36:53.389
I'm struggling to recall what happened in it,

00:36:53.409 --> 00:36:56.019
because it kind of just... wasn't anything. Like,

00:36:56.039 --> 00:36:57.940
I thought it was going, like, it couldn't decide

00:36:57.940 --> 00:37:01.019
if it wanted to be a parody on, like, a fantasy

00:37:01.019 --> 00:37:04.219
movie or just a generic, you know, action -adventure

00:37:04.219 --> 00:37:05.500
movie, and it kind of falls somewhere in the

00:37:05.500 --> 00:37:08.019
middle. It's not particularly fun, and it's not

00:37:08.019 --> 00:37:09.579
particularly, like, it's not particularly funny,

00:37:09.699 --> 00:37:11.599
and it's not particularly, like, cool either,

00:37:11.780 --> 00:37:15.480
you know? So, okay, explain the plot for, excuse

00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:17.739
me, for people who have not watched the movie.

00:37:17.800 --> 00:37:22.000
Yeah, right. So, the plot is basically, the movie

00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:24.519
opens up with the classic, Hansel and Gretel's

00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:27.440
story. They basically, like, their parents, like,

00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:29.940
shoo them away, basically, to go, like, wander

00:37:29.940 --> 00:37:32.960
around the woods. Breadcrumbs. Yeah, follow breadcrumbs,

00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:35.260
go to the witch's house. And then where it immediately

00:37:35.260 --> 00:37:38.179
deviates is that, like... Gretel gets tortured,

00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.280
Hansel nuts up, and basically just murders the

00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.320
shit out of the witch. How old are they? They're

00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.500
like nine. They're kids. They're young kids.

00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:51.940
He brutalizes the witch, shoves her in the fireplace,

00:37:52.139 --> 00:37:55.400
and from then on, they swear to become witch

00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:58.050
hunters. I guess. That's pretty metal, dude.

00:37:58.130 --> 00:38:00.150
Yeah, right. What a great opening. Again, like,

00:38:00.150 --> 00:38:02.190
it's like, okay, yeah, sure. And then it shows,

00:38:02.230 --> 00:38:03.550
like, a montage. I'm shitting on this thing,

00:38:03.630 --> 00:38:06.829
but I'm gonna defend it. Yeah, alright. Yeah,

00:38:06.909 --> 00:38:09.969
so, uh, so basically they're established, like,

00:38:09.989 --> 00:38:11.530
it just jumps forward to when they're in their,

00:38:11.550 --> 00:38:13.190
like, late 20s or however old they're supposed

00:38:13.190 --> 00:38:14.969
to be, and they're the world's most renowned

00:38:14.969 --> 00:38:17.989
witch hunters, basically. Um, and they have all

00:38:17.989 --> 00:38:20.110
these elaborate gadgets and stuff, all these,

00:38:20.170 --> 00:38:22.329
like, weird, not steampunk, but, like, Victorian

00:38:22.329 --> 00:38:27.269
punk weapons. And, yeah, I don't know. At the

00:38:27.269 --> 00:38:29.570
very beginning, they show some fun, like, gun

00:38:29.570 --> 00:38:31.710
-cata stuff, which is dumb and cheesy as hell.

00:38:31.750 --> 00:38:33.030
Like, there's, like, a brief action sequence

00:38:33.030 --> 00:38:34.250
where they're taking down this witch. I'm like,

00:38:34.309 --> 00:38:36.429
okay, if it's just this movie, like, I can laugh

00:38:36.429 --> 00:38:39.389
at it, and it's fine. But that's, like, the only,

00:38:39.429 --> 00:38:42.409
like, fight scene until the very end. So who's

00:38:42.409 --> 00:38:45.329
the big bad in this? So the big bad is Dark Phoenix

00:38:45.329 --> 00:38:50.070
of old. What's her name? Oh. Famke. Famke Jansen.

00:38:50.210 --> 00:38:53.429
That's right. So she's the big bad witch. She's,

00:38:53.809 --> 00:38:56.760
like... I don't know. This isn't a mystery. We

00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:59.599
know that she's the big bad. Yeah, she's immediately

00:38:59.599 --> 00:39:01.679
established. And the main crux is that they're

00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:04.139
kidnapping specific children in this village

00:39:04.139 --> 00:39:07.869
because... if they get their blood, they'll be

00:39:07.869 --> 00:39:09.829
immune to fire, so they can't get burned at the

00:39:09.829 --> 00:39:12.510
stake. So that's the main crux of the thing.

00:39:12.710 --> 00:39:16.210
So Hansel and Gretel are trying to solve... I'm

00:39:16.210 --> 00:39:18.150
sorry, this sounds really stupid. Yeah, I know,

00:39:18.210 --> 00:39:20.409
it's really dumb. I haven't seen this since 2013,

00:39:20.730 --> 00:39:22.630
and you're reminding me of it. Okay, good. I'm

00:39:22.630 --> 00:39:24.409
struggling to remember the details. So basically,

00:39:24.590 --> 00:39:26.170
Hansel and Gretel are trying to solve this mystery.

00:39:26.230 --> 00:39:27.889
Like, wow, all these children are getting randomly

00:39:27.889 --> 00:39:31.440
kidnapped. Like, I wonder why. as they're picking

00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:34.840
up breadcrumbs off the ground. It's a really

00:39:34.840 --> 00:39:38.360
good snack. Is this whole wheat? We're gluten

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:44.039
-free now. Free breadcrumbs. They're trying to

00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:46.420
figure out why are these witches capturing these

00:39:46.420 --> 00:39:49.230
children? We've got to figure it out. Yeah, I

00:39:49.230 --> 00:39:50.809
don't know. This movie just kind of meanders.

00:39:51.110 --> 00:39:53.489
There's this weird romantic subplot with this

00:39:53.489 --> 00:39:55.710
other, like Jeremy Renner has this romance with

00:39:55.710 --> 00:39:58.849
this other person who's very obviously a witch,

00:39:59.070 --> 00:40:01.610
but she keeps it hidden, which is dumb because

00:40:01.610 --> 00:40:03.349
they've established that they can sense witches

00:40:03.349 --> 00:40:07.440
because Gretel is part witch. Gretel's mom. So,

00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.420
like, their mom was a witch. She was a Wiccan

00:40:10.420 --> 00:40:13.059
or something like that. No, like, their mom was

00:40:13.059 --> 00:40:14.659
just a straight -up witch, but one of the good

00:40:14.659 --> 00:40:16.440
witches. Like, there's good witches and bad witches.

00:40:16.619 --> 00:40:19.179
Well, that's why I thought it was Wiccan, because

00:40:19.179 --> 00:40:21.079
she's not full -on witch, but she practices.

00:40:21.159 --> 00:40:23.059
No, she's half -witch. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:40:23.059 --> 00:40:24.980
maybe. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. So she's half -witch,

00:40:24.980 --> 00:40:26.519
and apparently only girls can be witches. Like,

00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:28.239
so Jeremy Renner doesn't have the witch -sensing

00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:30.119
abilities. That is sexist. Yeah, right? Yeah.

00:40:31.579 --> 00:40:33.400
Hashtag. Men can be witches, too. Men can be

00:40:33.400 --> 00:40:37.019
witches, too. Exactly. So yeah, anyway, so there's

00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:40.900
a really forced romantic subplot with this mysterious

00:40:40.900 --> 00:40:43.739
lady who is definitely not a witch, but she's

00:40:43.739 --> 00:40:46.940
definitely a witch. Yeah, and then they also

00:40:46.940 --> 00:40:49.780
established this thing where Jeremy Renner, like,

00:40:49.860 --> 00:40:52.519
for whatever reason, has to take this giant,

00:40:52.659 --> 00:40:55.099
cartoonishly large, like, like, like, insulin

00:40:55.099 --> 00:40:57.639
shot, almost, you know, like... Yeah, you're

00:40:57.639 --> 00:40:59.420
saying he was steampunked, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:40:59.420 --> 00:41:00.880
it was, like, a steampunk, like, steampunk vein,

00:41:00.980 --> 00:41:02.539
like, literally, like, I'm gesturing, it's, like,

00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:04.699
three times as big as his bottle of beer. Yeah.

00:41:04.820 --> 00:41:06.320
Like, he's, like, oh, like, he's, like, talking

00:41:06.320 --> 00:41:08.559
to this, this, this good witch lady, but they

00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:10.500
don't know is a witch. That's really weird, because

00:41:10.500 --> 00:41:13.010
that's not a bottle. What do you mean? It's three

00:41:13.010 --> 00:41:14.909
times that bottle of beer. Whatever. It's a can.

00:41:15.070 --> 00:41:16.650
Whatever. You know what I mean. It's a tall boy.

00:41:16.769 --> 00:41:17.670
You're picking up what I'm putting down. It's

00:41:17.670 --> 00:41:20.159
a tall boy. Anyways. I'm painting a picture for

00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:22.039
the audience. Uh -huh, uh -huh. So he's like,

00:41:22.099 --> 00:41:24.519
he sidelines the conversation. He's like, oh,

00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:26.760
sorry. Ugh, like doubles down. He's like, I have

00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.840
to take, like his alarm clock goes off. He's

00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:31.260
like, oh, shit. And he rubbages around and injects

00:41:31.260 --> 00:41:33.179
the thing into his arms. Like, if I don't do

00:41:33.179 --> 00:41:36.099
this when this alarm goes off, I'll die. And

00:41:36.099 --> 00:41:38.639
they never explain why that happens. Like, why

00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:40.340
that's a thing. That's the best part of the movie.

00:41:40.380 --> 00:41:42.679
Yeah. And then the best part is it never comes

00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:45.570
up ever again. Until the very, very end. Like,

00:41:45.590 --> 00:41:46.730
we were watching, and we were like, you know,

00:41:46.750 --> 00:41:48.670
they haven't touched on the insulin thing, have

00:41:48.670 --> 00:41:50.409
they? And then literally at the final climax,

00:41:50.610 --> 00:41:52.570
like, he's struggling. Sorry to jump around for

00:41:52.570 --> 00:41:54.849
spoilers, but he's struggling against Dark Phoenix,

00:41:55.050 --> 00:41:57.190
and she's about to go in for the kill. And he's

00:41:57.190 --> 00:41:59.250
like, oh, and struggling, like, oh, no, the alarm

00:41:59.250 --> 00:42:03.489
clock goes off. And he's like, no! And then Gretel

00:42:03.489 --> 00:42:06.969
has to kick the insulin shot over to Jeremy Renner

00:42:06.969 --> 00:42:10.179
so he can inject it. Yeah. But they never explain

00:42:10.179 --> 00:42:13.039
why. No, yeah. I mean, they did have missed it,

00:42:13.139 --> 00:42:15.340
I guess, but yeah. Oh, okay. Does it have to

00:42:15.340 --> 00:42:17.280
do with when there were children? Maybe, like,

00:42:17.340 --> 00:42:19.199
he got injured or something, like, when he was

00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:20.179
at the witch's... Like, been by a witch or something?

00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:22.860
No, it wasn't been by... Like, it's just... Something

00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:26.510
weird. Yeah, you know? That's great. I like that

00:42:26.510 --> 00:42:28.530
plot point. Yeah, you do. That's my favorite.

00:42:28.750 --> 00:42:31.130
It just sounds so over the top. I can still see

00:42:31.130 --> 00:42:33.070
Jeremy Renner just be like, fuck it, I'm bought

00:42:33.070 --> 00:42:35.050
in. Yeah, right. Well, it'd be fun if they brought

00:42:35.050 --> 00:42:37.210
it up again at some point, you know? It's just

00:42:37.210 --> 00:42:38.550
the fact that it's an alarm clock that's like,

00:42:38.610 --> 00:42:41.269
oh no, I have literally 30 seconds to take this.

00:42:41.309 --> 00:42:42.650
They couldn't have done it maybe like, oh, give

00:42:42.650 --> 00:42:44.610
yourself an hour leeway or something like that.

00:42:44.710 --> 00:42:47.110
Whatever, it's fine. That's so lazy. I love it.

00:42:47.130 --> 00:42:49.849
Yeah, no. It's like, how do we raise the stakes

00:42:49.849 --> 00:42:52.789
here? Yeah. Okay, so he has this gigantic thing.

00:42:52.909 --> 00:42:55.190
They need to stick in his arm. Let's establish

00:42:55.190 --> 00:42:57.730
that early, but never bring it up again. Yeah,

00:42:57.730 --> 00:43:02.070
yeah, yeah. Exactly. Oh, nice. And all of the...

00:43:02.070 --> 00:43:04.489
I will say, this movie has a very weird fetish

00:43:04.489 --> 00:43:06.610
with exploding heads. Like, everybody's heads

00:43:06.610 --> 00:43:09.469
just explode like... Don't we all? Yeah. Why

00:43:09.469 --> 00:43:14.150
not? That's half a Kingsman, too. No, yeah, but

00:43:14.150 --> 00:43:16.369
we... Stu had a couple of those. Yeah? Yeah.

00:43:17.309 --> 00:43:19.389
But Kingsman is fun, though. Like, Kingsman,

00:43:19.429 --> 00:43:21.610
you have good choreography. Like, that church

00:43:21.610 --> 00:43:23.610
scene. But you just want, well, yeah, the church

00:43:23.610 --> 00:43:25.630
scene's fine. I'm talking about the end where

00:43:25.630 --> 00:43:28.769
the heads just blow off. Oh, yeah. But at least,

00:43:28.769 --> 00:43:30.789
like, that's, like, a plot point because, like,

00:43:30.829 --> 00:43:32.909
again, it's cheesy and over the top. Well, okay.

00:43:33.130 --> 00:43:35.429
That's what Kingsman is. Kingsman is that kind

00:43:35.429 --> 00:43:37.309
of cheese done right because they establish that

00:43:37.309 --> 00:43:39.090
they have the ear, like, the thing in their,

00:43:39.170 --> 00:43:41.090
planted in their, like, in their heads, right?

00:43:41.389 --> 00:43:43.409
Whereas this one, it's just more like, oh, man,

00:43:43.409 --> 00:43:45.250
every single, like, this rock happens to fall

00:43:45.250 --> 00:43:47.820
on this person's head. Or, oh man, this person

00:43:47.820 --> 00:43:50.460
happened to get kicked in the face. It's just...

00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:55.599
There's no rhyme or reason to it. It's like,

00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:57.659
oh, man, that's like the 17th head I've seen

00:43:57.659 --> 00:44:01.239
just exploded to jelly. Like, it's, all right.

00:44:01.960 --> 00:44:04.679
I don't know. Sick, dude. So you're going to

00:44:04.679 --> 00:44:08.059
give it exploding heads as well? Yeah, wow. Claire,

00:44:08.139 --> 00:44:09.960
you called me out. That was good. I'm sorry to

00:44:09.960 --> 00:44:12.199
hear it, you guys. I mean, you're welcome. You

00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:13.599
started off slow. She cuts to the bullshit, but

00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:15.260
I think you turned me around. I think this is

00:44:15.260 --> 00:44:16.739
like a five -star movie. This is a five -star

00:44:16.739 --> 00:44:20.119
movie. Yeah, I'm just struggling to come up with

00:44:20.119 --> 00:44:23.019
other stuff. You don't have to. Yeah, no, I guess.

00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:25.340
Give a ranking. All right. I'm going to give

00:44:25.340 --> 00:44:28.900
this like a... Ooh. I'm going to give this...

00:44:28.900 --> 00:44:30.440
All right. So on an actual movie, I'm going to

00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:33.139
give it two rankings, right? Okay. So on like

00:44:33.139 --> 00:44:35.940
a normal movie scale, average movie, I'm going

00:44:35.940 --> 00:44:40.199
to give it like a 1 .25. Exploding heads out

00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:42.039
of five. Sorry to ruin your moment. It's all

00:44:42.039 --> 00:44:43.800
right. No, no, no. Because the second one, I'm

00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:45.420
going to rank it on the bad movie scale where,

00:44:45.500 --> 00:44:47.559
you know, bad movies can be enjoyable. The room

00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:49.219
is a five out of five for me on a bad movie.

00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:51.920
For me personally, right? Then Citizen Kane is

00:44:51.920 --> 00:44:53.860
a zero. Then Citizen Kane is a zero. On a bad

00:44:53.860 --> 00:44:56.340
movie scale. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going to

00:44:56.340 --> 00:45:01.260
give Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters, a two.

00:45:03.439 --> 00:45:05.500
random, unexplained insulin shots out of five.

00:45:05.699 --> 00:45:06.940
Which is exactly how many times... That's why

00:45:06.940 --> 00:45:12.079
I'm upset with it, right? Because I want it to

00:45:12.079 --> 00:45:13.519
be higher. I was going to be like, this is going

00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.019
to be fun to make fun of. Should we introduce

00:45:17.019 --> 00:45:19.679
that as, like, for the bad movies? Like, at a

00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:22.380
separate scale? Because Dark Phoenix would have

00:45:22.380 --> 00:45:24.500
been, like, a solid half. I think, yeah, so exactly.

00:45:25.099 --> 00:45:28.900
So it would have been a half for both? That's

00:45:28.900 --> 00:45:31.000
how bad it is. On one end we have the room, on

00:45:31.000 --> 00:45:32.659
the other hand we have Dark Phoenix for bad movies.

00:45:33.000 --> 00:45:34.780
Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot. That's

00:45:34.780 --> 00:45:36.599
fair. Because I'm thinking, like, of the bad

00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:38.519
movies I saw, like, Leo the Lion might actually,

00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:41.639
on the bad movie scale, get, like, a four. Oh,

00:45:41.639 --> 00:45:45.500
okay. Wow! Because it's just so dumb. It's so

00:45:45.500 --> 00:45:46.980
ridiculously amazing. You can laugh at it. Me

00:45:46.980 --> 00:45:48.519
and Audrey were laughing at the vegetarian Tom.

00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:51.280
Yeah, no, we watched that. Oh, yeah. You're laughing

00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:53.539
at how bad it is. But, like, Yoga Hosers, for

00:45:53.539 --> 00:45:55.480
example, thinks it's funnier than it is, and

00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:58.300
it still gets the zero. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

00:45:58.300 --> 00:46:00.960
you know what the worst fucking part is? Tell

00:46:00.960 --> 00:46:02.800
me, Audrey. There's no special features on that

00:46:02.800 --> 00:46:05.739
goddamn DVD, all right? Oh, wow. For Hansel and

00:46:05.739 --> 00:46:08.019
Gretel? Hansel and Gretel? You watched the DVD

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:10.960
of Hansel and Gretel? Yeah, back up. You watched

00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.880
this on an actual DVD? Yeah, we had a physical

00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:16.139
disc. Yeah. Who had it? You? Yeah. You own it?

00:46:16.300 --> 00:46:18.840
No, we preached it from the library. Oh. What?

00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:22.139
No. You went, that's effort. That is effort.

00:46:22.139 --> 00:46:24.440
You spent no money, but still spent a little

00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:27.079
money? Yes. You spent some money on gas. Yeah,

00:46:27.219 --> 00:46:29.280
you spent like the exact. Wait, you probably

00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:30.400
walked to the library. I know where you are.

00:46:30.480 --> 00:46:32.880
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know where you are. It doesn't

00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:36.460
matter. That was energy spent. That is energy

00:46:36.460 --> 00:46:41.260
spent. And time. I'm ready to defend this movie

00:46:41.260 --> 00:46:42.760
because I don't think it's a good movie, but

00:46:42.760 --> 00:46:44.980
I think it's a decent movie. I don't have it

00:46:44.980 --> 00:46:48.699
as a bad movie. Let's go to that. Defend this

00:46:48.699 --> 00:46:51.679
movie, Mike. I really want you to. I pulled up

00:46:51.679 --> 00:46:53.760
reviews here, and I think I agree with the Entertainment

00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:58.610
Weekly one here. It's a 42 out of 100. And it

00:46:58.610 --> 00:47:00.849
says... That's not a good movie. No, no, no.

00:47:00.849 --> 00:47:03.230
It's not a good movie, but there's much worse.

00:47:03.369 --> 00:47:05.809
Like, their Metascore is 23. Yeah. You know,

00:47:05.809 --> 00:47:07.670
so a lot more people thought it was worse than

00:47:07.670 --> 00:47:10.690
this. Yeah. Entertainment Weekly said, an intermittently

00:47:10.690 --> 00:47:13.989
fun, but over -excited and predictable mismatch.

00:47:14.170 --> 00:47:16.150
There you go. Mismatch, you definitely nailed

00:47:16.150 --> 00:47:18.650
that. And so I will say I agree with that and

00:47:18.650 --> 00:47:21.130
the fact that it did get overly excited. It tried

00:47:21.130 --> 00:47:23.030
to do something that was like... Sounds like

00:47:23.030 --> 00:47:27.460
me in the bedroom. Ugh. Ugh. Wow. It was right

00:47:27.460 --> 00:47:29.320
there, guys. It was right there at the table.

00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:31.619
I really hope you're a little bit more well put

00:47:31.619 --> 00:47:34.619
together than us. I know this is my equipment,

00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:38.840
but can I walk out? I can walk out. Bye, Claire.

00:47:39.659 --> 00:47:42.059
And that was the end of Claire. We're taking

00:47:42.059 --> 00:47:44.380
part in this. Actually, no, they're far worse.

00:47:46.559 --> 00:47:48.519
So I just thought it was fun. The action sequences

00:47:48.519 --> 00:47:50.840
are not meant to be taken seriously. No, no,

00:47:50.840 --> 00:47:53.199
no, no, no. Yeah, do not mistake me for taking

00:47:53.199 --> 00:47:55.719
any part of it seriously. Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

00:47:55.719 --> 00:47:58.219
And so it's just, it's a fun movie because it's

00:47:58.219 --> 00:48:00.659
so goofy and ridiculous and it doesn't mean to

00:48:00.659 --> 00:48:04.400
be that way. It's also ridiculous because Jeremy

00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:06.820
Renner takes it way too seriously. Which I love.

00:48:06.860 --> 00:48:09.460
He does. Yeah, he does. He does, yeah. And that

00:48:09.460 --> 00:48:12.539
is exactly why I think this movie is, it goes

00:48:12.539 --> 00:48:15.659
to decent. Not bad. I'm not saying it's a good

00:48:15.659 --> 00:48:18.159
movie by any means. Any stretch of the imagination.

00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:20.340
It's not a good movie. It's just a decent movie.

00:48:20.500 --> 00:48:24.179
Like, I would watch it again, not tomorrow, but

00:48:24.179 --> 00:48:26.860
in a week. Wow, really? Would it surprise you

00:48:26.860 --> 00:48:29.460
guys to know that Jeremy Renner in his spare

00:48:29.460 --> 00:48:32.739
time flips houses? Really? He also has a band.

00:48:32.960 --> 00:48:35.880
He has music. Yeah. See, he flips houses and

00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:38.239
plays live music. And wasn't he a makeup artist

00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:39.780
too? Or did I make that up? I don't know about

00:48:39.780 --> 00:48:42.460
that. I think you're right. I wouldn't doubt

00:48:42.460 --> 00:48:44.739
it. I wouldn't doubt it. Jeremy Renner's such

00:48:44.739 --> 00:48:47.099
a fascinating human being. He's a Renaissance

00:48:47.099 --> 00:48:49.599
man. He's a Renaissance man. I love Jeremy Renner.

00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.519
No, Jeremy Renner's great. When he takes things

00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:53.659
seriously, it's just like, you just want to watch.

00:48:53.820 --> 00:48:56.940
Like, Tag was a miserable movie except for Jeremy

00:48:56.940 --> 00:48:59.900
Renner. Yeah. He broke his arms literally shooting

00:48:59.900 --> 00:49:02.460
that movie. Yeah, he went all out for a movie

00:49:02.460 --> 00:49:04.920
about people tagging each other. Yes. Ready?

00:49:05.980 --> 00:49:08.039
Jeremy Renner is best known for his macho roles

00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:11.360
in Hurt Locker and The Town. Really? Wait, what

00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:13.139
do you mean really? How do you say really to

00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:16.139
that? I didn't know that. He was nominated for

00:49:16.139 --> 00:49:18.519
Hurt Locker. I don't know these things! Back

00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:23.900
off! Hurt Locker's great and The Town's pretty

00:49:23.900 --> 00:49:26.079
good. Well, I've seen The Town, so that I know.

00:49:26.380 --> 00:49:29.599
Okay, I'm not the movie guru here, so I don't

00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:32.159
partake. Blah, blah, blah. Fans might be surprised

00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:34.300
to know that the actor used to be a makeup artist.

00:49:34.579 --> 00:49:37.579
Wow. He revealed his past with blush, mascara,

00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:42.400
and eyeliner. That's a great sentence. Wow. Isn't

00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:44.340
that always why, like, in his interviews, too,

00:49:44.420 --> 00:49:46.599
he's always wearing makeup? He always is wearing,

00:49:46.679 --> 00:49:49.099
like, lipstick or lip gloss or something. It

00:49:49.099 --> 00:49:51.219
drives me crazy. Oh, now you're not going to

00:49:51.219 --> 00:49:53.179
unsee it. Oh, wow. Now you're not going to unsee

00:49:53.179 --> 00:49:55.340
it. Yeah, go look. So he has, like... on his

00:49:55.340 --> 00:49:58.639
lips or just yeah so like then we're not talking

00:49:58.639 --> 00:50:00.639
about like when he's going on Jimmy Kimmel or

00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:02.340
something like that no when they're like he's

00:50:02.340 --> 00:50:03.679
like sitting with the other actors and they're

00:50:03.679 --> 00:50:05.519
getting like interviewed about the movie okay

00:50:05.519 --> 00:50:08.500
like when he's doing a an article for WatchMojo

00:50:08.500 --> 00:50:10.679
or something like that like a little video shout

00:50:10.679 --> 00:50:12.500
out to WatchMojo yeah shout out to WatchMojo

00:50:12.500 --> 00:50:14.480
what's wrong with WatchMojo there's nothing wrong

00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:15.840
with WatchMojo yeah okay good look at Jeremy

00:50:15.840 --> 00:50:20.559
Renner yeah that's awesome yeah alright so we're

00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:22.800
gonna I love Jeremy Renner well this popped up

00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:30.820
Google Jeremy Whoa! What is that? Keep that photo.

00:50:30.980 --> 00:50:34.119
He looks like Prince in that. Keep that photo.

00:50:34.139 --> 00:50:36.000
That needs to go somewhere. What you're missing

00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:39.800
here is a heavy black eyeliner. It could go on

00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:41.420
our Instagram. It could go on our Instagram.

00:50:42.000 --> 00:50:46.639
We're now on Instagram. Please like our Instagram.

00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:49.539
It's at GameForAMovie. We're going to include...

00:50:49.789 --> 00:50:51.530
stuff from behind the scenes. We're going to

00:50:51.530 --> 00:50:54.969
include information about the cast, like the

00:50:54.969 --> 00:50:57.849
people that do this podcast. That includes me.

00:50:57.989 --> 00:51:01.670
And Andre. And Claire. And then also sometimes

00:51:01.670 --> 00:51:05.449
Mike. And then sometimes T -Dog. Sometimes Mike?

00:51:06.670 --> 00:51:09.210
I'm always here because I have to have the equipment.

00:51:10.599 --> 00:51:12.980
Wow. That's some real behind the scenes information

00:51:12.980 --> 00:51:15.119
for those listening. You're welcome. We're going

00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:17.699
to include more too, but we're going to do some

00:51:17.699 --> 00:51:19.179
fun stuff, that kind of thing. You're going to

00:51:19.179 --> 00:51:21.579
see some of the challenges. We would do a video

00:51:21.579 --> 00:51:25.960
of us bowling last week. Yeah. So now we jump

00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.960
to the closing part of our podcast. Yeah. Things

00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:32.739
you have strong feelings about one way or the

00:51:32.739 --> 00:51:38.150
other coming out soon. Okay. I mean, you guys,

00:51:38.269 --> 00:51:39.510
anybody want to start? Do we just want to jump

00:51:39.510 --> 00:51:42.570
in? Sure. Oh, go for it. What's yours? Well,

00:51:42.570 --> 00:51:45.050
I was going to say the Taika Waititi news with

00:51:45.050 --> 00:51:47.230
Thor 4. Oh, perfect. Go ahead, yes. Go balls

00:51:47.230 --> 00:51:49.150
deep in that. Dude. Because I love it. Thor 4.

00:51:49.210 --> 00:51:53.110
Balls deep? Balls deep. Balls deep. Thor 4, I

00:51:53.110 --> 00:51:56.510
am ready for Taika Waititi to direct more Thor

00:51:56.510 --> 00:51:59.650
4. Yes. At the same time, it is kind of a bummer

00:51:59.650 --> 00:52:03.710
that they put his Akira project on hold because

00:52:03.710 --> 00:52:05.659
of it. I feel like that movie's never going to

00:52:05.659 --> 00:52:07.599
come out. It's still a passion project. Yes.

00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:11.139
No, no, no. That's why I was excited for it is

00:52:11.139 --> 00:52:13.579
that I had confidence that he would bring his

00:52:13.579 --> 00:52:15.679
own spin on it and it would at least be good.

00:52:15.679 --> 00:52:18.139
But that's what I'm saying is it still has a

00:52:18.139 --> 00:52:20.659
good chance to get made eventually. Okay. Sure.

00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:23.760
Yes. I think it absolutely will. Yeah. It absolutely

00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:25.400
will. Let's hope it gets done right. As long

00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:26.980
as he's still attached to the project. Right.

00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:30.679
He does. And it makes me curious to see, as far

00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.230
as Thor 4 goes, how Guardians of the Galaxy 3

00:52:34.230 --> 00:52:36.130
is going to tee that up, because it kind of has

00:52:36.130 --> 00:52:37.989
to, right? Like, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is

00:52:37.989 --> 00:52:39.530
going to come up 4. As Guardians of the Galaxy?

00:52:39.690 --> 00:52:41.010
As Guardians of the Galaxy. Right. That's what

00:52:41.010 --> 00:52:42.570
everyone wants, right? But is that going to...

00:52:42.570 --> 00:52:43.610
Like, how much lore is that going to have in

00:52:43.610 --> 00:52:45.389
it, right? Maybe they just drop him off at the

00:52:45.389 --> 00:52:48.150
nearest planet. Exactly. Like, I wonder if he's

00:52:48.150 --> 00:52:49.949
out in the first 20 minutes or something like

00:52:49.949 --> 00:52:53.829
that to go off and do his thing. 4. The 4? Yeah.

00:52:53.969 --> 00:52:57.170
The 4. That's it. It's like Fanforestick. Fanforestick.

00:52:57.409 --> 00:52:59.650
Oh, my God. Why would you spell that? Would you

00:52:59.650 --> 00:53:04.360
put, like, T -H... 4 -R? 4 -R. Or T -4 -O -R.

00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:09.760
To 4. To 4? To 4. What are we talking about?

00:53:09.760 --> 00:53:13.199
4. How do you faint four sticks, Thor 4? Oh,

00:53:13.199 --> 00:53:15.380
God. Because it feels like it's there, and I

00:53:15.380 --> 00:53:19.360
think it's the 4. Like T -H -4. T -H -4 -R. R.

00:53:19.420 --> 00:53:23.530
4. Oh, I got it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. All

00:53:23.530 --> 00:53:26.130
right. I really hope the MCU does not buy into

00:53:26.130 --> 00:53:28.210
that. No, I don't think they do. I really hope

00:53:28.210 --> 00:53:29.630
not, too, but I just felt like it was better.

00:53:29.650 --> 00:53:31.849
I don't think they put numbers past three. I

00:53:31.849 --> 00:53:33.150
think they learned the lesson with Iron Man 3.

00:53:33.250 --> 00:53:36.869
If you guys know, I like to fan four -stick things.

00:53:37.170 --> 00:53:40.030
Yeah. Apparently. I just learned something new

00:53:40.030 --> 00:53:42.389
about myself. Is that right? And I was getting

00:53:42.389 --> 00:53:45.329
called out for the lewd comments. What? For the

00:53:45.329 --> 00:53:48.260
lewd comments, it's not. The four? What you're

00:53:48.260 --> 00:53:50.460
saying is very inappropriate. I mean, the four

00:53:50.460 --> 00:53:53.199
stick, like, yeesh. Oh, that hurts. Yeah, no,

00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:55.980
it hurts. Don't bring up that cursed movie. Okay.

00:53:56.739 --> 00:53:59.440
Mitchell? Yeah, okay, I think, I'm not sure how

00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:01.340
this was brought up before I got to for this,

00:54:01.460 --> 00:54:04.420
but the one coming out directly next week. I've

00:54:04.420 --> 00:54:06.980
been on a Quentin Tarantino binge over the past

00:54:06.980 --> 00:54:09.440
week. That's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We

00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:11.780
talked about it earlier, so before you got here,

00:54:11.920 --> 00:54:14.099
Claire mentioned who was going to talk about

00:54:14.099 --> 00:54:15.539
it for the next pod. Yeah, you had a fight over

00:54:15.539 --> 00:54:19.099
it. And we kind of said it feels like a Mitchell

00:54:19.099 --> 00:54:21.920
movie. It does, yeah. And also, who won in bowling

00:54:21.920 --> 00:54:26.679
last week, or two weeks ago? Whoa! Wait, time

00:54:26.679 --> 00:54:30.539
out! Who was even close to me? Wait, talk about

00:54:30.539 --> 00:54:33.440
it. It's who was the closest in the second game.

00:54:33.480 --> 00:54:36.920
It's who loses, not who wins. Oh, even if the

00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:39.719
stakes were who wins. Now I'm going to take it

00:54:39.719 --> 00:54:41.920
away from you. No, no, no. I think we should

00:54:41.920 --> 00:54:43.260
let Mitchell take point on this one. I think.

00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:44.480
Because I'm going to watch it and we're going

00:54:44.480 --> 00:54:46.300
to chime in. I think we're all going to chime

00:54:46.300 --> 00:54:49.360
in, right? This is a movie that most people will

00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:52.159
see. Definitely. And I will say this, too. It's

00:54:52.159 --> 00:54:55.880
very... I think it's getting rarer when you're

00:54:55.880 --> 00:55:00.179
seeing... truly rare that original films or at

00:55:00.179 --> 00:55:03.280
least conceptually are being put into wide releases

00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:06.900
yes definitely tarantino is one of the few filmmakers

00:55:06.900 --> 00:55:08.820
who can make that happen definitely you know

00:55:08.820 --> 00:55:12.019
so there's zero ip connected with this there's

00:55:12.019 --> 00:55:14.079
a little revisionist history with the whole sharon

00:55:14.079 --> 00:55:16.820
tate and charles manson storyline right we'll

00:55:16.820 --> 00:55:18.739
see how big of a role it is in the movie i'm

00:55:18.739 --> 00:55:21.989
not entirely sure I heard Marco Robbie's role,

00:55:22.130 --> 00:55:24.389
at least from what I heard out of Cannes, was

00:55:24.389 --> 00:55:26.710
that it was a lot smaller than people had expected,

00:55:26.929 --> 00:55:29.690
especially with how much she spoke or how little

00:55:29.690 --> 00:55:33.010
she spoke in the film. So very interested to

00:55:33.010 --> 00:55:35.750
see how that is incorporated into the fictional

00:55:35.750 --> 00:55:38.809
golden age of Hollywood that Tarantino is living

00:55:38.809 --> 00:55:42.530
in. Yeah. So very excited to see it. I love Brad

00:55:42.530 --> 00:55:47.019
Pitt under Tarantino. Pause. And he was amazing

00:55:47.019 --> 00:55:50.860
in The Glorious Bastard. He was, yeah. I caught

00:55:50.860 --> 00:55:55.239
that late, but that works. My God. So I'd love

00:55:55.239 --> 00:56:00.019
to see Brad Pitt. under the direction of Quentin

00:56:00.019 --> 00:56:04.000
Tarantino again. Under Quentin Tarantino. But

00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:06.480
anyway, excited for that. I think everyone in

00:56:06.480 --> 00:56:09.980
this room is. I love the trailer. Everybody in

00:56:09.980 --> 00:56:11.280
this room is probably going to see it in the

00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:13.820
next two weeks for sure. I think we can tackle

00:56:13.820 --> 00:56:16.980
this like how we tackled Far From Home. Everyone's

00:56:16.980 --> 00:56:21.440
going to jump in. Claire, do you have anything?

00:56:22.320 --> 00:56:25.619
Okay, kill me if you want. I'm really excited

00:56:25.619 --> 00:56:29.179
for The Lion King. Yeah! I'm a Disney kid. Woo!

00:56:29.179 --> 00:56:31.360
I love watching it. I think this is going to

00:56:31.360 --> 00:56:34.880
be one of the... of all of their live -action

00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:37.119
ones. I mean, Jon Favreau's behind it, and Joker

00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:40.159
Book was good. Yeah, Joker Book was really good.

00:56:40.199 --> 00:56:42.860
I liked that one. I'm really excited to see it.

00:56:42.980 --> 00:56:44.820
I heard it's really good. The music's good. It's

00:56:44.820 --> 00:56:48.519
got good people in it. Yeah, I'm pumped. The

00:56:48.519 --> 00:56:50.019
only thing that gives it, like, I'm obviously

00:56:50.019 --> 00:56:51.360
going to watch it, and I'm sure I'm going to

00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:56.849
love it, but I'm a little uneasy of how... fantastic

00:56:56.849 --> 00:56:59.329
the lions and all the animals look. And then

00:56:59.329 --> 00:57:01.849
you hear human voices come out. So I'm not sure

00:57:01.849 --> 00:57:04.550
how deep in those candy valleys it's going to

00:57:04.550 --> 00:57:08.190
be. I think it's going to hit a switch moment

00:57:08.190 --> 00:57:10.389
where the beginning of the movie is going to

00:57:10.389 --> 00:57:12.030
be a little rough and then all of a sudden you're

00:57:12.030 --> 00:57:13.829
just like, I'm not even paying attention. And

00:57:13.829 --> 00:57:16.610
I really hope that happens. I don't know if it

00:57:16.610 --> 00:57:19.659
is or not, obviously. coming out this week. Because

00:57:19.659 --> 00:57:23.219
it looks stunning. It does look amazing. It looks

00:57:23.219 --> 00:57:25.880
so lifelike. It's not live action. It's not live

00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:29.219
action. I will die on that hill. They call it

00:57:29.219 --> 00:57:31.900
live action. You didn't say live action. I will

00:57:31.900 --> 00:57:34.460
die on the hill that it is not live action. Jon

00:57:34.460 --> 00:57:36.300
Favreau says it's not live action. He's come

00:57:36.300 --> 00:57:38.139
out and said this is all computer generated.

00:57:38.139 --> 00:57:39.920
But they still keep saying it's a live action

00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:43.860
movie. But he's not. And Jon Favreau is great.

00:57:44.099 --> 00:57:46.480
I will say, I'm going to get on my small soapbox

00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:47.920
for just a second. then I'll step off it right

00:57:47.920 --> 00:57:50.860
away. I want Disney to make a 2D animated movie

00:57:50.860 --> 00:57:52.880
again. I know Princess and the Frog didn't do

00:57:52.880 --> 00:57:55.880
amazing, but... I loved Princess and the Frog.

00:57:55.880 --> 00:57:57.559
Right, but... That was 10 years ago. That was

00:57:57.559 --> 00:57:59.420
10 years ago. What was the last one? What was

00:57:59.420 --> 00:58:00.880
the last one that they did? I think that was

00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:05.119
the last one. 2D animated feature film from Disney.

00:58:05.239 --> 00:58:06.940
Princess and the Frog was the last one. I will

00:58:06.940 --> 00:58:09.360
say this. Not Disney, Pixar, Disney. No, no,

00:58:09.380 --> 00:58:11.059
I'm looking up Disney movies. I know what it's

00:58:11.059 --> 00:58:12.739
going to give me like Toy Story 4 and that stuff,

00:58:12.860 --> 00:58:14.139
but I'm going to look... I'm talking, I'm not,

00:58:14.219 --> 00:58:17.920
yeah. So, um... Your beloved video game. Coco.

00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:22.579
Yes. Coco? Coco was 3D animated. Coco was 3D

00:58:22.579 --> 00:58:24.360
animated. Oh, we're talking... I love Coco. Yeah,

00:58:24.500 --> 00:58:27.059
2D animation. I want 2D animation. Yeah, yeah,

00:58:27.139 --> 00:58:30.500
yeah. No, no, no. Yeah, Coco, Frozen, Moana,

00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:32.579
those are all great. Those movies are great.

00:58:32.659 --> 00:58:35.940
But Cuphead's getting its own Netflix series.

00:58:36.099 --> 00:58:38.719
Exactly. I think that... Depending on the success

00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:41.800
of that, it could open the doors for more 2D

00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:43.639
animation of the Cuphead. What's getting so serious?

00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:47.000
I'm sorry. Cuphead. So Cuphead's a video game

00:58:47.000 --> 00:58:49.440
that came out, I think, a couple years ago. Cell

00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:51.880
-shaded style. It's basically done in the style

00:58:51.880 --> 00:58:53.980
of old Fleischer and Disney cartoons. It looks

00:58:53.980 --> 00:58:55.940
like Steamboat Willie, basically, the video game.

00:58:55.940 --> 00:58:57.059
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah,

00:58:57.119 --> 00:58:59.199
it does. So, yeah. And to that point, yeah, you

00:58:59.199 --> 00:59:01.260
got it right there. Oh, got it. Yeah, so they're

00:59:01.260 --> 00:59:04.480
making a Netflix's green -lit animated series.

00:59:04.579 --> 00:59:07.400
Oh, okay. Yeah. So I think really depending on

00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:12.059
the success of that, yeah, I mean, it looks fantastic.

00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:15.420
And I think there's going to be some kind of

00:59:15.420 --> 00:59:18.239
yearning for that because after some time, the

00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:21.000
3D animation will kind of lose its luster, I

00:59:21.000 --> 00:59:22.860
suppose. But at the end of the day, it comes

00:59:22.860 --> 00:59:24.840
down to whether or not people are willing to

00:59:24.840 --> 00:59:26.800
spend the money on it because it is expensive.

00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:28.679
It is definitely expensive, and I understand

00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:31.460
that. The realities of it is that it is just

00:59:31.460 --> 00:59:34.579
easier to make. like digital like films like

00:59:34.579 --> 00:59:36.519
you know like 3d animated films now at this point

00:59:36.519 --> 00:59:38.500
right because that's just logistically better

00:59:38.500 --> 00:59:42.059
now right um so i totally get why because those

00:59:42.059 --> 00:59:43.880
movies make an insane amount of money so like

00:59:43.880 --> 00:59:45.980
if princess of the frog extremely expensive production

00:59:46.590 --> 00:59:48.809
did fine, but not great. Like, I can see why

00:59:48.809 --> 00:59:51.110
Disney's moved away from that. It's still just,

00:59:51.309 --> 00:59:53.510
you know, I guess I'm an old man now, and I just

00:59:53.510 --> 00:59:56.369
yearn for those old, those, you know, like, the

00:59:56.369 --> 00:59:58.070
original Lion King, original Beauty and the Beast,

00:59:58.090 --> 00:59:59.230
every time they come up with these new remakes,

00:59:59.269 --> 01:00:00.750
I'm like, ah, man, I should watch those old ones

01:00:00.750 --> 01:00:03.909
again, you know? On VHS. Yes, yeah, exactly.

01:00:04.429 --> 01:00:08.510
Yep. What is that? We don't either, so. Anyways,

01:00:08.710 --> 01:00:12.480
soapbox time over. You good? Yeah. Usually I

01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:15.139
like to stick in the next two weeks for what

01:00:15.139 --> 01:00:17.099
I'm excited about just because it's usually by

01:00:17.099 --> 01:00:19.380
the next time we do a podcast. You guys have

01:00:19.380 --> 01:00:23.340
taken all of them pretty much. In the next two

01:00:23.340 --> 01:00:25.840
weeks we've got Lion King. Once Upon a Time in

01:00:25.840 --> 01:00:28.619
Hollywood is the two big ones, and then there's

01:00:28.619 --> 01:00:30.659
almost nothing else until Hobbs and Shaw, which

01:00:30.659 --> 01:00:33.159
we've already talked about. Hobbs and Shaw! I'm

01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:35.940
still pumped about that. Side note, do I need

01:00:35.940 --> 01:00:37.699
to watch the rest of the Fast and Furious movies

01:00:37.699 --> 01:00:40.000
together? Fuck no! There's no way! Am I going

01:00:40.000 --> 01:00:43.900
on this? I'm excited then. Worst case, I have

01:00:43.900 --> 01:00:45.199
all eight of them. You're more than welcome to

01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:47.860
borrow them because we have digital copies. If

01:00:47.860 --> 01:00:50.039
you're watching Fast and Furious for the plot,

01:00:50.139 --> 01:00:52.780
you're watching it wrong. I know, but also I'm

01:00:52.780 --> 01:00:54.440
not, but also I kind of like it. All right, the

01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:56.900
things that you'll need to know, The Rock's in

01:00:56.900 --> 01:00:58.780
the universe, Jason Statham's in the universe.

01:00:58.980 --> 01:01:01.199
They used to, well, they were direct enemies.

01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:03.460
Yeah, yeah, The Rock used to be like the, The

01:01:03.460 --> 01:01:05.900
Rock used to be the cop antagonist, right? Exactly.

01:01:05.900 --> 01:01:07.780
And now he's not, and then he teamed up with

01:01:07.780 --> 01:01:08.920
the crew. God, I don't even know any of this.

01:01:08.920 --> 01:01:10.719
The last Fast and Furious movie I saw was Tokyo

01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:13.420
Drift. And I know there's a, Jesus. Tokyo Drift.

01:01:13.699 --> 01:01:14.820
It's like three, right? I know that there's a,

01:01:14.880 --> 01:01:17.280
I know that there's a, You've got five movies

01:01:17.280 --> 01:01:19.360
to come out. That's okay. I also know there's

01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:21.260
a, there's a fan favorite character named Han.

01:01:22.709 --> 01:01:24.889
RIP to Han. Okay, that doesn't make it. Yeah,

01:01:24.889 --> 01:01:27.050
exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he dead. Arrest

01:01:27.050 --> 01:01:28.949
the power, Han. I don't know you, but... Also,

01:01:29.030 --> 01:01:31.010
I don't know if you know this or not, but an

01:01:31.010 --> 01:01:33.869
actual person died. Oh, Paul Walker. Yeah, yeah,

01:01:33.949 --> 01:01:36.610
yeah. Okay, way to bring that up. That was hard

01:01:36.610 --> 01:01:39.309
to avoid because that movie came out. I had to

01:01:39.309 --> 01:01:41.250
bring it up. No, I know, but just Claire's is

01:01:41.250 --> 01:01:43.929
like, the last one she saw was Tokyo Drift, and

01:01:43.929 --> 01:01:46.010
she's just totally taken by this whole thing.

01:01:47.210 --> 01:01:49.449
Fun fact, that's actually what made Seven better

01:01:49.449 --> 01:01:51.929
in my mind. Seven's great in its own, but it's

01:01:51.929 --> 01:01:53.789
kind of like all the stunts and everything, you're

01:01:53.789 --> 01:01:55.510
kind of thinking to yourself, Paul Walker might

01:01:55.510 --> 01:01:59.070
die in one of these stunts. Oh, my God. That

01:01:59.070 --> 01:02:00.909
would have been so bad if they did that. And

01:02:00.909 --> 01:02:02.429
so it's kind of one of those things where you're

01:02:02.429 --> 01:02:04.630
just like, is this it? Is this the part? That

01:02:04.630 --> 01:02:08.969
kind of thing. Given the circumstances of his

01:02:08.969 --> 01:02:11.949
passing, that would have been real bad if they

01:02:11.949 --> 01:02:14.730
had that happen. Yeah, but it's just one of those

01:02:14.730 --> 01:02:16.809
things where you don't want to think about it.

01:02:16.929 --> 01:02:18.070
Sure, sure, sure. No, no, no, definitely. Fast

01:02:18.070 --> 01:02:19.449
Five is still my favorite. Fast Five is great.

01:02:19.469 --> 01:02:22.329
Fast Five. Fast Five is great. But yeah, as I

01:02:22.329 --> 01:02:24.170
was saying, you guys have taken all the ones

01:02:24.170 --> 01:02:26.050
we've talked about before. So I don't have strong

01:02:26.050 --> 01:02:27.650
feelings about it, but I'm kind of excited about

01:02:27.650 --> 01:02:30.610
it. There's a movie called The Art of Self -Defense.

01:02:30.710 --> 01:02:33.809
Yes, Jesse Eisenberg. Jesse Eisenberg. It's definitely

01:02:33.809 --> 01:02:36.389
more of an indie movie, but it is Jesse Eisenberg

01:02:36.389 --> 01:02:39.650
in an indie movie. And it kind of harkens back

01:02:39.650 --> 01:02:42.469
to Adventureland, Zombieland, those kind of...

01:02:42.469 --> 01:02:46.329
But not as... It's not as funny. It's not going

01:02:46.329 --> 01:02:48.949
to be... There's a little bit of funny to it,

01:02:48.989 --> 01:02:52.019
but it's definitely... Here's the plot as summed

01:02:52.019 --> 01:02:56.679
up in three sentences. A man is attacked at random

01:02:56.679 --> 01:02:59.260
on the street. He enlists at a local dojo led

01:02:59.260 --> 01:03:02.760
by a charismatic and mysterious sensei in an

01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:05.039
effort to learn how to defend himself. There

01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:06.639
you go. And the guy who was attacked at random

01:03:06.639 --> 01:03:10.800
is Jesse Eisenberg. I probably am going to see

01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:13.440
it now that I'm an A -list member. Hey, welcome.

01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:16.780
Nice plug. Yeah, so now I might actually go see

01:03:16.780 --> 01:03:22.559
it. So, yeah. So. Guys? Girls? Thank you. Any

01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:27.519
last thoughts? No. I'm very excited for the upcoming

01:03:27.519 --> 01:03:29.960
couple weeks of movies because Lion King, I have

01:03:29.960 --> 01:03:32.579
a lot of catching up to do with Midsommar. And

01:03:32.579 --> 01:03:34.079
then, of course, what's upon a time in Hollywood.

01:03:34.219 --> 01:03:37.000
So the next one is going to be overloaded with

01:03:37.000 --> 01:03:37.960
some great movies. Are you going to see that

01:03:37.960 --> 01:03:42.239
by yourself? At this point, I don't think Kelly's

01:03:42.239 --> 01:03:45.780
going to go with me. Smart woman. I don't know

01:03:45.780 --> 01:03:49.000
her, but it's midsummer, right? So I think I'm

01:03:49.000 --> 01:03:50.480
going to have to stick it out of my mouth. I

01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:54.400
might have to nut up and go. There, Dane. Dane,

01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:56.320
do you want to go? I don't know, but I want to

01:03:56.320 --> 01:03:59.659
go. Audrey Mitchell did! I told you guys I'd

01:03:59.659 --> 01:04:02.760
go. Audrey Mitchell and Mike Dane. You guys at

01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:05.019
the ball, hold my hands through the scary parts.

01:04:05.019 --> 01:04:08.920
I prefer the term threesome. Oh, wow. and my

01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:10.940
encroaching on his face. Nice, yeah. It's just

01:04:10.940 --> 01:04:12.440
like, Claire, what are you doing here? You guys

01:04:12.440 --> 01:04:15.519
need to hold my hands through the scary parts,

01:04:15.699 --> 01:04:18.599
okay? How can we hold your hand when your hands

01:04:18.599 --> 01:04:20.340
are over your eyes? You're going to have to grab

01:04:20.340 --> 01:04:23.219
them. No, you've got to do it. Any smart, scary

01:04:23.219 --> 01:04:25.780
movie person gets over the ears. That is exactly

01:04:25.780 --> 01:04:27.679
what I did when I was a little kid. I hated loud

01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:29.239
noises, so I would put my hand up. I can watch

01:04:29.239 --> 01:04:32.340
a movie, I just can't hear all the sounds. Because

01:04:32.340 --> 01:04:33.639
you know when it gets really silent, you're like,

01:04:33.719 --> 01:04:36.869
fuck, this is going to happen. Anyways, Midsommar.

01:04:36.869 --> 01:04:38.429
Yeah, Midsommar. We're excited for so many different

01:04:38.429 --> 01:04:41.210
movies. Yeah, so by the next time we might see

01:04:41.210 --> 01:04:45.130
all of the movies. Probably. Yeah. So, yeah.

01:04:45.190 --> 01:04:46.969
It'll be a long podcast. That'll do it for me,

01:04:47.050 --> 01:04:50.469
Mike. Claire. Mitchell. And Andre. We'll see

01:04:50.469 --> 01:04:52.929
you next time on Game for a Movie. Bye. Bye.

01:04:53.389 --> 01:04:53.690
Bye.