WEBVTT 00:00:02.900 --> 00:00:04.919 Yeah. It's been a while, so you may not know 00:00:04.919 --> 00:00:07.240 what that sound means, but that sound means we 00:00:07.240 --> 00:00:10.359 have a game for a movie podcast. Woo! We back! 00:00:11.300 --> 00:00:13.560 It has been forever. What sound are we talking 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:16.300 about? The sound of the beer opening? The fresh 00:00:16.300 --> 00:00:17.879 can of beer. Oh, the one that just happened. 00:00:18.019 --> 00:00:20.839 Yes. We were all there for that. That was not 00:00:20.839 --> 00:00:22.640 in... Well, I mean, we were all there for that. 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:24.940 Yeah, that's true. It was not done editing -wise. 00:00:25.079 --> 00:00:29.850 That was live. Oh, my God. I am your host, Mikey 00:00:29.850 --> 00:00:32.729 Tag. I am joined by... Mitchell Clements. T -Dog. 00:00:32.929 --> 00:00:36.429 Andre Bellinger. Hi, guys. Hi! It's good to see 00:00:36.429 --> 00:00:39.009 you guys. I forgot my name, actually. Dude, were 00:00:39.009 --> 00:00:40.869 you actually about to let it slip? You know, 00:00:40.890 --> 00:00:43.270 maybe you shouldn't use a code name, and then 00:00:43.270 --> 00:00:45.490 it wouldn't be so hard. No, I feel like if T 00:00:45.490 --> 00:00:48.509 -Dog drops his pseudonym... Yeah, it's like ingrained. 00:00:48.590 --> 00:00:51.570 Yeah, right. Like, episode 50, we're gonna do, 00:00:51.590 --> 00:00:54.929 like, a Who is T -Dog? I feel like just to get 00:00:54.929 --> 00:00:59.030 the viewers back in. Bring them back. T -Dog 00:00:59.030 --> 00:01:03.390 face reveal, episode 50. It's actually just a 00:01:03.390 --> 00:01:07.790 tease. It has been a long time, guys. A lot of 00:01:07.790 --> 00:01:09.750 life events have happened. You got some new hardware. 00:01:09.930 --> 00:01:12.730 I do have some new hardware. I got married. Yes, 00:01:12.730 --> 00:01:15.150 it's a big deal. Andre, you have a girlfriend. 00:01:15.349 --> 00:01:18.150 I do. Yes, committed. Nice. I guess so, yeah. 00:01:18.329 --> 00:01:20.510 Yes, that's great. You've got Mitchell at your 00:01:20.510 --> 00:01:24.450 birthday's this week. I know. I'm old as crap. 00:01:24.530 --> 00:01:26.969 You are an old man, and I'm still older than 00:01:26.969 --> 00:01:29.870 you. You are. Yeah, thanks for saying old as 00:01:29.870 --> 00:01:35.010 crap. And T -Dog. So we go on to the show. No, 00:01:35.049 --> 00:01:37.319 T -Dog, you were in Paris, weren't you? I don't 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:40.060 have any life events going on ever. Yeah, I was 00:01:40.060 --> 00:01:42.980 in Paris before the wedding. Yeah, that's cool. 00:01:43.219 --> 00:01:46.159 Yeah, dude. World traveler. You know, I saw, 00:01:46.239 --> 00:01:49.840 like, that building. That building? You know, 00:01:49.859 --> 00:01:53.000 the Eiffel Tower. Oh! That's more of a structure 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:56.939 than a building. It had stuff on it. Yeah, that's... 00:01:56.939 --> 00:01:59.239 I guess it's true. Nice. That's cool, though, 00:01:59.260 --> 00:02:03.269 really. It was great. They didn't go up the Eiffel 00:02:03.269 --> 00:02:05.829 Tower. You didn't climb it? You didn't scale 00:02:05.829 --> 00:02:07.989 it? They didn't venture up. Ever since I did 00:02:07.989 --> 00:02:09.789 it, they decided, no, we should do that again. 00:02:09.930 --> 00:02:13.509 They locked it down at that point. That's what 00:02:13.509 --> 00:02:16.349 happens when you go up the Eiffel Tower naked. 00:02:17.169 --> 00:02:19.189 Look, man, I wanted to be free. I thought the 00:02:19.189 --> 00:02:21.669 French were cool with it. And apparently it's 00:02:21.669 --> 00:02:25.629 a felony. So here I am. Did you serve time in 00:02:25.629 --> 00:02:28.590 a French prison? All I can say is I'm not welcome 00:02:28.590 --> 00:02:34.240 back in France anytime soon. Alright, well. I've 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:36.319 never been to Europe. The funny thing is we're 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:38.800 all sober, but with a little luck that's not 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:40.879 going to be any longer. Because we are drinking 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:46.560 some beers here. Sponsored by Goose Island. Two 00:02:46.560 --> 00:02:49.319 different ones for four different people. We 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:51.080 have three Goose Islands at the table. Alright, 00:02:51.180 --> 00:02:53.620 hell yeah. Goose Goose. I'm just sharing Mitchells. 00:02:53.900 --> 00:02:57.240 Oh, that's not true. Delicious. Delicious. I 00:02:57.240 --> 00:03:00.580 have a Sheban Brewing Platypus. It's a plaid. 00:03:00.780 --> 00:03:03.159 It's a cute little platypus. Yeah, it's a hipster 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:05.680 guy. It's a hipster platypus. He's got a little 00:03:05.680 --> 00:03:08.280 scarf. He's got beer. He's got his glasses, you 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:10.819 know, and he's wearing a plaid jacket. So getting 00:03:10.819 --> 00:03:15.699 back to it, we saw some movies as well. We will 00:03:15.699 --> 00:03:18.000 go around the table. Let's start with you, Mitchell. 00:03:18.159 --> 00:03:21.680 What did you see? I saw one of the weirdest movies 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:25.120 I've seen all year, and I was... completely mentally 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:27.300 prepared to see one of the weirdest movies i've 00:03:27.300 --> 00:03:30.520 seen all year and that is the lighthouse how 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:33.020 do you mentally prepare for that well i kind 00:03:33.020 --> 00:03:35.860 of just look back and see all right i know willem 00:03:35.860 --> 00:03:38.819 dafoe is batshit crazy locked in i'm ready to 00:03:38.819 --> 00:03:41.939 go I know that Robert Eggers, who directed this, 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:45.479 also directed The Vovovich, or The Witch, from 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:48.580 a couple years back. That was a very weird, high 00:03:48.580 --> 00:03:51.560 art horror kind of movie. Mentally, boom. Locked 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:54.520 in for that. And Robert Pattinson, who is, in 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.080 my opinion, going on a string of some really 00:03:57.080 --> 00:04:00.039 odd role choices. I'm locked in. So basically, 00:04:00.319 --> 00:04:03.080 I know where everyone was, possibly mentally. 00:04:03.340 --> 00:04:05.699 Best Batman? Who knows what Robert Pattinson's 00:04:05.699 --> 00:04:07.810 going to do. Best Green Goblin for Willem Dafoe? 00:04:08.030 --> 00:04:10.030 Absolutely. I really hope they bring him back. 00:04:10.189 --> 00:04:13.669 But anyway, this movie, oh God, he's so batshit. 00:04:13.689 --> 00:04:15.889 And he's perfect for a Sam Raimi movie. Anyway, 00:04:16.029 --> 00:04:19.509 so, and all's to say, for this movie, as much 00:04:19.509 --> 00:04:23.569 as Willem Dafoe is... The main reason why I'm 00:04:23.569 --> 00:04:26.790 going to recommend this movie, it's mainly because 00:04:26.790 --> 00:04:30.509 of how he is delivering this damn dialogue. Similar 00:04:30.509 --> 00:04:33.129 to The Witch, which was set in the 1600s, Robert 00:04:33.129 --> 00:04:36.290 Eggers and his brother, who co -wrote the screenplay, 00:04:36.410 --> 00:04:39.529 did their homework in terms of finding all the 00:04:39.529 --> 00:04:42.930 different nuances of how sailor men spoke in 00:04:42.930 --> 00:04:46.670 the 1800s, like early 1800s. If you're thinking 00:04:46.670 --> 00:04:50.170 swashbuckling pirates, this is exactly what they 00:04:50.170 --> 00:04:53.649 went with. Wow, really? It is hilarious. Mainly 00:04:53.649 --> 00:04:56.569 because they give all the best monologues, which 00:04:56.569 --> 00:04:59.750 don't make any damn sense to Willem Dafoe, who 00:04:59.750 --> 00:05:02.529 is looking batshit crazy in beautiful black and 00:05:02.529 --> 00:05:04.730 white, with the lighting just making his eyes 00:05:04.730 --> 00:05:08.370 pop even more than they do. And he has this bushy 00:05:08.370 --> 00:05:10.990 -ass beard. Looks like he's been out at sea for 00:05:10.990 --> 00:05:16.000 50 years. And he just... for this role i know 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:18.399 mike you brought this up episode one of this 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:21.040 podcast you shipped on willem dafoe you're like 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:24.480 this guy should hang it up he's done oh i'll 00:05:24.480 --> 00:05:28.319 insert my words yeah i'll put it right here also 00:05:28.319 --> 00:05:31.279 willem dafoe as a whole i love you i love you 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:34.079 willem dafoe if you hear this just know i love 00:05:34.079 --> 00:05:39.240 you stop doing this now After hearing that, I 00:05:39.240 --> 00:05:42.019 will say, fuck you, Mike Botanic, from however 00:05:42.019 --> 00:05:44.959 long ago that episode was, because this might 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:47.399 be the best. How long ago was that? I don't know. 00:05:47.480 --> 00:05:50.959 That was last December? Last December. Oh, wow. 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:53.920 That was when Aquaman came out. Aquaman. Because 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:55.579 that's what I was referring to, is Willem Dafoe 00:05:55.579 --> 00:05:58.379 and Aquaman. Oh, damn, he was in that. Yeah, 00:05:58.779 --> 00:06:01.240 you see why I was saying that. We all gotta pay 00:06:01.240 --> 00:06:03.279 the bills, y 'all. We all gotta pay the bills. 00:06:03.500 --> 00:06:05.959 Well, anyway, with this, it was amazing. Beautiful 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:07.779 black and white, Robert Pattinson. They are the 00:06:07.779 --> 00:06:11.540 only two people, besides a mermaid, are the only 00:06:11.540 --> 00:06:14.160 two people in this film. So you are stuck with 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:17.040 them on a rock in a lighthouse the entire time. 00:06:17.220 --> 00:06:20.439 And it's about... Both of them going crazy at 00:06:20.439 --> 00:06:22.879 the same time. Your main character is Robert 00:06:22.879 --> 00:06:24.660 Pattinson, so you're mainly seeing it through 00:06:24.660 --> 00:06:27.339 his eyes. So Willem Dafoe always seems a little 00:06:27.339 --> 00:06:29.980 bit disjointed because of that. But that's not 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:32.579 to say that Robert Pattinson is also losing his 00:06:32.579 --> 00:06:35.160 goddamn mind in this. There's almost a point 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:37.139 where it looks like he's doing a Willem Dafoe 00:06:37.139 --> 00:06:41.759 impression with the very overexpressed eye. positioning 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:46.339 and and how he's delivering his lines very swashbuckling 00:06:46.339 --> 00:06:50.560 again and anyway the entire time it's it's a 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:52.759 tour de force of acting of two people playing 00:06:52.759 --> 00:06:54.800 off each other they hate each other when they're 00:06:54.800 --> 00:06:57.160 sober love each other when they're drunk and 00:06:57.160 --> 00:07:02.420 all the while it is on a course of just spooky 00:07:02.420 --> 00:07:06.819 did that really happen did that not and ultimately 00:07:06.819 --> 00:07:10.379 it's a uh It's just a fucked up movie at the 00:07:10.379 --> 00:07:12.720 end. It's Resolution. Ultimately, it's a love 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:15.899 story. Ultimately, it's a love story. I will 00:07:15.899 --> 00:07:17.980 say this. They kind of flirt with that, which 00:07:17.980 --> 00:07:21.939 is really odd. Anyway, so the movie overall, 00:07:22.100 --> 00:07:24.060 I don't want to waste all the time here because 00:07:24.060 --> 00:07:26.540 we have a fantastic shit movie that might be 00:07:26.540 --> 00:07:29.920 to talk about. But The Lighthouse, I do recommend 00:07:29.920 --> 00:07:34.160 it. Definitely not for most movie fans. This 00:07:34.160 --> 00:07:36.019 is for those who are just looking for something 00:07:36.019 --> 00:07:38.060 completely different. A lot of people are... 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:41.459 it as a horror movie I would not I found it more 00:07:41.459 --> 00:07:45.459 as a possibly thriller I almost saw it as a comedy 00:07:45.459 --> 00:07:49.759 in a way so I have two questions two questions 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:52.120 is it black and white the entire time yes okay 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:54.839 and then is it shot like four by three instead 00:07:54.839 --> 00:07:58.149 of like yeah So they do the box ratio. A lot 00:07:58.149 --> 00:08:01.250 of people were asking or interpreting that as, 00:08:01.370 --> 00:08:03.470 hey, this is just a way to cue you in on how 00:08:03.470 --> 00:08:06.290 long ago it was. I could totally see it that 00:08:06.290 --> 00:08:08.589 way. I think it really serves the movie best 00:08:08.589 --> 00:08:10.910 in serving how claustrophobic it is. Right, that 00:08:10.910 --> 00:08:12.350 sounds the exact same. You're boxed in, literally. 00:08:12.430 --> 00:08:14.569 You're very boxed in with these two characters. 00:08:14.870 --> 00:08:16.750 And I will say this, it does take a while for 00:08:16.750 --> 00:08:19.269 the movie to find its legs. Maybe sea legs, as 00:08:19.269 --> 00:08:22.589 it were. About 20 minutes in until... You really 00:08:22.589 --> 00:08:25.110 start hearing the funny dialogue. Willem Dafoe 00:08:25.110 --> 00:08:27.730 freely farts the entire movie, which is great. 00:08:28.569 --> 00:08:31.209 Really? They just don't even touch on it? Well, 00:08:31.329 --> 00:08:33.129 I think there's a couple ways you can interpret 00:08:33.129 --> 00:08:35.710 it. He's just a guy who runs that lighthouse. 00:08:36.009 --> 00:08:38.129 So in a way, that's just him showing his dominance. 00:08:38.230 --> 00:08:40.110 Like, this is my place you are visiting. Did 00:08:40.110 --> 00:08:44.809 you just fart? T -Dog? Okay, yeah, blame it on 00:08:44.809 --> 00:08:46.730 the chair. Willem Dafoe did not. He owned it. 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:53.360 I really... He's making chair squeaks. Willem 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:55.059 Dafoe was nominated for an Oscar last year for 00:08:55.059 --> 00:08:57.279 his portrayal of Vincent Van Gogh. I would love 00:08:57.279 --> 00:08:59.539 to see him get nominated for a supporting actor 00:08:59.539 --> 00:09:02.460 for this particular role as well, which is Thomas 00:09:02.460 --> 00:09:06.379 Wake. Very weird movie. Very bizarre. A good 00:09:06.379 --> 00:09:08.299 alternative if you're looking to see something 00:09:08.299 --> 00:09:11.120 spooky but not a true horror movie. The Lighthouse 00:09:11.120 --> 00:09:14.190 is for you. I'm going to give this one... solely 00:09:14.190 --> 00:09:16.669 based on the performances everything else i don't 00:09:16.669 --> 00:09:18.769 think quite clicks from a narrative point of 00:09:18.769 --> 00:09:20.950 view it doesn't really hold your attention the 00:09:20.950 --> 00:09:24.750 entirety of the runtime and i feel like the pacing 00:09:24.750 --> 00:09:28.309 is pretty uneven especially with a very long 00:09:28.309 --> 00:09:31.710 slog of a beginning and then just like a rapid 00:09:31.710 --> 00:09:33.289 pace what the hell is happening thing at the 00:09:33.289 --> 00:09:35.470 end maybe it was on purpose maybe it wasn't for 00:09:35.470 --> 00:09:37.730 me it didn't work i'm gonna give this one a three 00:09:37.730 --> 00:09:41.789 out of five to faux farts and overall recommendation 00:09:41.789 --> 00:09:46.629 okay um so you said spooky but uh what exactly 00:09:46.629 --> 00:09:49.330 was like spooky about the movie so the spookiness 00:09:49.330 --> 00:09:53.470 comes from the um and again it's never completely 00:09:53.470 --> 00:09:56.029 revealed whether it's true or not but the things 00:09:56.029 --> 00:09:59.309 that robert pattinson sees oh okay so okay that's 00:09:59.309 --> 00:10:01.889 so it's the imagery it's more the imagery i could 00:10:01.889 --> 00:10:05.870 only count one jump scare Maybe. I saw it in 00:10:05.870 --> 00:10:07.549 a pretty packed house and a couple people jumped 00:10:07.549 --> 00:10:11.049 including me. But that's about it. But for the 00:10:11.049 --> 00:10:13.590 most part, it's just about the conversation between 00:10:13.590 --> 00:10:15.909 the guys and the conflicting nature of their 00:10:15.909 --> 00:10:18.450 relationship. Interesting. And it's about loneliness. 00:10:18.629 --> 00:10:20.990 Very much like The Witch. So Robert Eggers definitely 00:10:20.990 --> 00:10:24.429 has a certain topic of the human condition that 00:10:24.429 --> 00:10:26.330 this guy likes to talk about through horror movies. 00:10:26.470 --> 00:10:29.549 Anyway, I recommend it. Three out of five. So 00:10:29.549 --> 00:10:33.740 yeah, T -Dog? So I watched El Camino. For those 00:10:33.740 --> 00:10:36.240 unfamiliar with the Breaking Bad story. Oh, not 00:10:36.240 --> 00:10:39.860 the car? I don't think there were any in the... 00:10:39.860 --> 00:10:44.500 I don't know. El Camino? There's no El Camino. 00:10:44.720 --> 00:10:48.200 Yeah. Wait a second. That was awesome. So the 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:51.779 AMC popular series, Breaking Bad. This is a follow 00:10:51.779 --> 00:10:56.659 -up movie. So if you're familiar with the Better 00:10:56.659 --> 00:11:01.149 Call Saul series, I haven't... kept up on it 00:11:01.149 --> 00:11:03.110 like I watched the first season it's great but 00:11:03.110 --> 00:11:05.169 I just you know I don't think it's required viewing 00:11:05.169 --> 00:11:07.409 for this it's not and so that's kind of the point 00:11:07.409 --> 00:11:10.889 that I wanted to make that Breaking Bad certainly 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:14.779 would be beneficial to watch it. Like, I don't 00:11:14.779 --> 00:11:17.039 know how you would really... It's not that you 00:11:17.039 --> 00:11:19.559 wouldn't enjoy this movie, it's just that there 00:11:19.559 --> 00:11:22.460 wouldn't be a lot of content to the backstory, 00:11:22.860 --> 00:11:25.539 etc. So a lot of the characters are built up, 00:11:25.580 --> 00:11:29.539 you know, throughout Breaking Bad. So that would 00:11:29.539 --> 00:11:32.460 be hard to relate with the characters that are 00:11:32.460 --> 00:11:34.480 expressed in El Camino. It takes place right 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:37.639 after. Yeah, so it's a mix of... It takes place 00:11:37.639 --> 00:11:41.679 right after, but it's... I don't know what the 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:44.659 breakdown is, even approximately. They do flashbacks 00:11:44.659 --> 00:11:49.720 a lot. Gotcha. Okay. So if we go back to the 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:53.740 end of Breaking Bad when Walt... essentially 00:11:53.740 --> 00:11:58.039 frees Jesse from captivity with the other drug 00:11:58.039 --> 00:12:01.360 lords. I don't remember exactly the... Spoilers 00:12:01.360 --> 00:12:03.960 for Breaking Bad, by the way. Yeah, major spoilers 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:05.379 for Breaking Bad. Yeah, if you haven't seen Breaking 00:12:05.379 --> 00:12:07.279 Bad, watch it. It's fantastic. It's very good. 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:09.179 And it is on Netflix, too, right? It's on Netflix 00:12:09.179 --> 00:12:11.519 now, yeah. You can watch all of it on Netflix. 00:12:11.519 --> 00:12:13.320 Even Better Call Saul is on there as well if 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.320 you want to watch part of that. All the first 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:18.080 and second season now. Yeah, maybe a season or 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:24.100 two behind. Yeah. So... uh basically jesse takes 00:12:24.100 --> 00:12:27.299 off um he escapes you know any police captivity 00:12:27.299 --> 00:12:30.200 uh for the time being like from the start of 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:33.279 the movie and he takes off uh heads back to where 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:39.480 badger and um skinny pete um skipping my mind 00:12:39.480 --> 00:12:45.289 but uh so um He takes refuge there for a little 00:12:45.289 --> 00:12:48.710 while, but it's really not focused around him, 00:12:48.730 --> 00:12:51.090 like, staying with them or their interactions. 00:12:51.169 --> 00:12:53.490 You know, it's more of... There are some brief 00:12:53.490 --> 00:12:57.490 interactions with those characters. Towards the 00:12:57.490 --> 00:13:00.649 initial start, it really focuses on some of the 00:13:00.649 --> 00:13:04.230 flashbacks of Jesse's captivity with, like, I 00:13:04.230 --> 00:13:07.129 think it's Todd. Yeah, Todd. Oh, God. Yeah, so 00:13:07.129 --> 00:13:09.730 a lot of that exposure. Todd being this person 00:13:09.730 --> 00:13:14.000 who is... oddly friendly, but then still... He's 00:13:14.000 --> 00:13:16.779 still a psychopath. Yeah, he doesn't quite relate 00:13:16.779 --> 00:13:19.360 to the pain that he inflicts on others. Yeah, 00:13:19.360 --> 00:13:22.039 right. So he's very disassociated to that. But 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:24.440 he doesn't necessarily treat Jesse like complete 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:27.019 shit, but, you know, there's like this weird 00:13:27.019 --> 00:13:31.220 line for Todd. And so it goes through some of 00:13:31.220 --> 00:13:33.940 those examples, like when Todd's in this hole 00:13:33.940 --> 00:13:38.480 or, you know, pit that's just concrete and, you 00:13:38.480 --> 00:13:42.350 know... gives jesse a cigarette um and things 00:13:42.350 --> 00:13:45.309 like that when his uncles are away um he goes 00:13:45.309 --> 00:13:48.610 with uh so todd takes him to his house to actually 00:13:48.610 --> 00:13:52.610 dispose of a maid who todd killed because she 00:13:52.610 --> 00:13:55.090 found some of his money and it wasn't that she 00:13:55.090 --> 00:13:57.690 even blamed him he just you know didn't think 00:13:57.690 --> 00:14:00.309 she should have seen it and he felt bad that 00:14:00.309 --> 00:14:04.279 she was a good worker so you know That was his 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:06.740 remorse, was that she was a good worker. Not 00:14:06.740 --> 00:14:10.700 that actually she was dead. Doesn't care that 00:14:10.700 --> 00:14:13.320 she's dead. Yeah, it's still really weird of 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.539 his emotional connection to that. It's like killing 00:14:16.539 --> 00:14:19.039 her and leaving a blood spot and going, now who's 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:21.580 going to clean it up? Yeah, and like, oh, she 00:14:21.580 --> 00:14:24.100 was a good person. It's too bad that had to happen. 00:14:25.419 --> 00:14:27.600 It's funny, you keep saying Todd. Isn't that 00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:29.860 Aaron Paul's character in Bojack Horseman? It 00:14:29.860 --> 00:14:34.779 is, yeah. I am just picturing those two. Yes, 00:14:34.779 --> 00:14:40.840 vastly different characters. And then, so the 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:45.000 other part of the current life situation, he's, 00:14:45.000 --> 00:14:49.299 so how it segues is that he needs to go, so he's 00:14:49.299 --> 00:14:50.980 pretty much broke right now, but he's trying 00:14:50.980 --> 00:14:54.440 to get away. So if you remember... At a point 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:56.840 in Breaking Bad, there was an opportunity he 00:14:56.840 --> 00:14:59.580 had to basically leave and go to Alaska. Same 00:14:59.580 --> 00:15:02.320 guy, like, they were going to, I think he owned 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:05.779 a vacuum cleaner store. Yeah, a vacuum store. 00:15:06.000 --> 00:15:11.000 And so he first goes to the apartment that Todd 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:13.379 was living in, finds the money. You know, there's 00:15:13.379 --> 00:15:16.679 some altercations going on there. And then part 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:21.279 of the, I would say... Not necessarily. So the 00:15:21.279 --> 00:15:24.600 thing about this is it's like a giant or a long 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:30.220 Breaking Bad episode. So how long is it? It's 00:15:30.220 --> 00:15:35.440 over an hour. So it's a feature length. But it 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.799 really just feels like a bunch of Breaking Bad 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:41.980 episodes cut up or taped together into one. Is 00:15:41.980 --> 00:15:44.159 that a good thing? It's great. It's fantastic. 00:15:44.659 --> 00:15:48.259 Two hours and two minutes. But it really didn't 00:15:48.259 --> 00:15:50.620 seem like that long but then also at the same 00:15:50.620 --> 00:15:56.590 time not a lot happens in it. And so it's great 00:15:56.590 --> 00:16:00.570 like in terms of production quality and I would 00:16:00.570 --> 00:16:03.809 say like continuing the Breaking Bad type storytelling 00:16:03.809 --> 00:16:08.590 and how that was produced. So without like going 00:16:08.590 --> 00:16:11.330 into everything and giving all the key elements 00:16:11.330 --> 00:16:13.870 away, I think I'll end it there. I'd give it 00:16:13.870 --> 00:16:19.610 a four. I don't even know what to rate this out. 00:16:20.809 --> 00:16:27.620 Let's go with four. blue meth crystals. Ooh, 00:16:27.779 --> 00:16:30.000 okay. Nice. How much are you selling those for? 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:33.460 I don't know, man. Come on, do your marketing 00:16:33.460 --> 00:16:36.679 research, bro. So even in flashback form, is 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:39.600 Walter in this at all? Walter's in it briefly, 00:16:39.779 --> 00:16:43.460 and it's kind of weird because they try to make 00:16:43.460 --> 00:16:45.740 Jesse look younger. Right, I was wondering how 00:16:45.740 --> 00:16:46.840 they handle that. They don't really need to do 00:16:46.840 --> 00:16:50.659 that with Walter or with Brian. Brian Cranston, 00:16:50.700 --> 00:16:55.320 yeah. You know, they're pretty limited in the 00:16:55.320 --> 00:17:00.100 flashbacks. They do more so tell kind of like 00:17:00.100 --> 00:17:03.779 Jesse's personality versus like any other story 00:17:03.779 --> 00:17:05.779 content. It's more about like Jesse's character. 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:08.339 And that's kind of this entire episode is like 00:17:08.339 --> 00:17:12.720 Jesse's character. They even had a flashback 00:17:12.720 --> 00:17:16.380 with his girlfriend who... Walt killed, right? 00:17:16.599 --> 00:17:21.019 Oh, yeah, Jessica Jones. Oh, that's right. So 00:17:21.019 --> 00:17:28.180 they had a really brief one with her. So when 00:17:28.180 --> 00:17:29.480 you said they tried to make him look younger, 00:17:29.519 --> 00:17:31.640 is it how he was dressed in makeup, or is it 00:17:31.640 --> 00:17:34.640 like Irishman kind of thing? So in his current 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:39.119 state, he has a shaven head. Oh, like Walt? yeah 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:41.940 yeah it's not you know it's his more like rugged 00:17:41.940 --> 00:17:44.880 look okay um and then in some of the old ones 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:47.920 he has like his hair grown out more gotcha okay 00:17:47.920 --> 00:17:52.640 cool cool so so if you're a fan of the show yeah 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:55.460 watch it absolutely okay cool if you're if you're 00:17:55.460 --> 00:17:57.420 not a fan of the show you're probably not gonna 00:17:57.420 --> 00:18:00.000 like it if you haven't seen it though I think 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:02.039 it just makes sense to watch Breaking Bad and 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:04.319 see if you like that. Yeah, for sure. Would you 00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:06.599 want more movies out of, like, an anthology kind 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:08.559 of thing at all? Like, are you wanting more from 00:18:08.559 --> 00:18:11.319 Jesse's story without getting into spoilers? 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:14.339 I don't know. Not really. I mean, I feel like... 00:18:15.349 --> 00:18:17.710 Better Call Saul is probably, like, the option 00:18:17.710 --> 00:18:19.349 you'd go to if you really want more Breaking 00:18:19.349 --> 00:18:22.450 Bad content. And, you know, the story of Walt 00:18:22.450 --> 00:18:25.349 and Jesse had kind of played its course. Yeah, 00:18:25.349 --> 00:18:26.910 that's the main complaint I'm hearing from El 00:18:26.910 --> 00:18:29.990 Camino. Like, I know people on both sides. I 00:18:29.990 --> 00:18:32.289 really liked it. I really didn't like it. A lot 00:18:32.289 --> 00:18:34.250 of people that didn't like it were just happy 00:18:34.250 --> 00:18:36.170 with the way it ended. Right, because that Breaking 00:18:36.170 --> 00:18:38.970 Bad finale was so good. Yeah. And, like, it's 00:18:38.970 --> 00:18:40.890 not saying it was a bad movie. It was just more 00:18:40.890 --> 00:18:43.250 so, like, they were so happy with how it ended 00:18:43.250 --> 00:18:45.789 that they just didn't need anything else yeah 00:18:45.789 --> 00:18:51.170 okay cool we go to andre all right so i like 00:18:51.170 --> 00:18:56.849 many of you saw joker yeah oh beautiful dancing 00:18:56.849 --> 00:18:58.950 the dancing did you just great audio dude no 00:18:58.950 --> 00:19:00.829 spoilers i was just i was actually just about 00:19:00.829 --> 00:19:03.829 to spoil something for you and i was like oh 00:19:03.829 --> 00:19:06.609 i gotta stop so you're gonna try to do spoiler 00:19:06.609 --> 00:19:08.930 free yes t -dog has not seen it right but the 00:19:08.930 --> 00:19:12.890 rest of us have earmuffs yeah um You know, limited 00:19:12.890 --> 00:19:16.730 spoilers, but obviously, go ahead. It's not going 00:19:16.730 --> 00:19:18.829 to ruin a movie for me. Yeah, no, definitely. 00:19:19.069 --> 00:19:21.349 I think, I mean, honestly, even if you read a 00:19:21.349 --> 00:19:24.269 Wikipedia page and how the narrative of this 00:19:24.269 --> 00:19:26.029 movie goes, I feel like that's not what you would 00:19:26.029 --> 00:19:28.650 get out of the movie, if that makes sense. It's 00:19:28.650 --> 00:19:30.130 not plot twist heavy or anything. For the most 00:19:30.130 --> 00:19:32.289 part, you kind of see the trajectory of where 00:19:32.289 --> 00:19:33.769 it goes. That's actually kind of one of my weird, 00:19:33.869 --> 00:19:36.810 not complaints, but I was like, okay. Everything 00:19:36.810 --> 00:19:39.769 happened pretty much how I expected it to happen, 00:19:39.829 --> 00:19:44.670 if that makes sense, which is fine. I think this 00:19:44.670 --> 00:19:46.089 will be more of an open discussion with you guys, 00:19:46.190 --> 00:19:47.490 because I'm curious how you guys feel about this 00:19:47.490 --> 00:19:51.170 movie, too. Right off the bat, I liked it a lot. 00:19:51.269 --> 00:19:53.430 I think it's a super well -made movie, but I'm 00:19:53.430 --> 00:19:56.549 not super in love with it. I think it's solid. 00:19:56.650 --> 00:20:00.369 I like... meta around it in terms of I'm glad 00:20:00.369 --> 00:20:03.730 that we could have a superhero movie that's different 00:20:03.730 --> 00:20:06.170 enough from other, you know, like it's so disconnected 00:20:06.170 --> 00:20:08.490 from everything else. There's no sequel in the 00:20:08.490 --> 00:20:13.049 works, obviously. Yet. It's making a shit ton 00:20:13.049 --> 00:20:15.250 of money. It is, but you can't tell me they're 00:20:15.250 --> 00:20:19.490 not going to make a sequel. It's the top grossing 00:20:19.490 --> 00:20:21.710 R -rated. I know, which is shocking to me. That's 00:20:21.710 --> 00:20:23.970 crazy to beat Deadpool, honestly. I knew it would 00:20:23.970 --> 00:20:25.190 do well, but I didn't think it would beat him. 00:20:25.309 --> 00:20:27.750 do that well. Neither did I. I think it was almost 00:20:27.750 --> 00:20:30.289 the outlash of people that told us not to watch 00:20:30.289 --> 00:20:32.670 it and made people go see it. Yeah, there's a 00:20:32.670 --> 00:20:35.150 lot of social conversation around it. Some of 00:20:35.150 --> 00:20:38.329 that is manufactured. A little bit, right? I 00:20:38.329 --> 00:20:42.420 would think, but still, it's weird. that it pushed 00:20:42.420 --> 00:20:46.319 the opposite way. Ralph the Bat, extremely well 00:20:46.319 --> 00:20:50.779 acted. Obviously, Joaquin Phoenix is not pulling 00:20:50.779 --> 00:20:53.559 any punches in terms of his role. Same with Robert 00:20:53.559 --> 00:20:55.980 De Niro. He's chewing up the few scenes that 00:20:55.980 --> 00:20:59.390 he has in that movie. He's great. I will say 00:20:59.390 --> 00:21:03.390 that it kind of wears its Scorsese inspirations 00:21:03.390 --> 00:21:05.890 on its sleeve to a point where it's a little 00:21:05.890 --> 00:21:09.470 much, I think. Every frame of the movie. Yeah, 00:21:09.470 --> 00:21:13.490 right. To the point where I was like, I kind 00:21:13.490 --> 00:21:15.549 of wanted it to be its own thing, but whatever. 00:21:15.910 --> 00:21:19.549 It echoes those movies so blatantly that it kind 00:21:19.549 --> 00:21:21.589 of took me out of it a little bit. But it's still, 00:21:21.670 --> 00:21:23.430 again, everything in a vacuum was super well 00:21:23.430 --> 00:21:27.019 done. I think it's kind of weird that people 00:21:27.019 --> 00:21:30.019 are saying that it tries to humanize the Joker 00:21:30.019 --> 00:21:32.700 in a way, but I don't really see it that way, 00:21:32.779 --> 00:21:35.140 I guess, where basically this movie's main thesis 00:21:35.140 --> 00:21:37.779 is that the Joker is a product of Gotham, right, 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:40.380 as opposed to just a crazy person in a vacuum. 00:21:40.539 --> 00:21:43.240 So one of the reviews I saw early on before I 00:21:43.240 --> 00:21:46.039 saw it was they said it was a realistic descent 00:21:46.039 --> 00:21:50.680 into madness. Okay, sure. A little bit. I see 00:21:50.680 --> 00:21:56.299 it because of things like... not having that 00:21:56.299 --> 00:21:57.859 support network. Yeah, absolutely. You know what 00:21:57.859 --> 00:22:01.839 I mean? That's true. It feels almost like Murphy's 00:22:01.839 --> 00:22:05.140 Law, the movie, in terms of with poor Arthur 00:22:05.140 --> 00:22:08.079 Fleck. Everything possibly bad that could happen 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:10.400 to him has happened to him already and that continues 00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:12.500 to happen to him throughout the film. I will 00:22:12.500 --> 00:22:15.779 say this is two hours of just brutal misery almost. 00:22:16.099 --> 00:22:20.500 It is. I saw with my girlfriend, we left, and 00:22:20.500 --> 00:22:24.240 we were just both drained after that. I agree. 00:22:24.500 --> 00:22:27.430 Yeah. And, uh, I don't know. That being said, 00:22:27.529 --> 00:22:29.990 like, in a vacuum, there was some, like, the, 00:22:30.029 --> 00:22:32.809 like, the scenes in a vacuum were fantastic. 00:22:32.930 --> 00:22:35.609 Like, I think my favorite scene, and I'll keep, 00:22:35.650 --> 00:22:37.789 no spoilers, T -Dog, but when he, basically, 00:22:37.789 --> 00:22:40.049 it's near the end when he first actually, like, 00:22:40.049 --> 00:22:41.549 when he's, like, partway through his makeup. 00:22:41.730 --> 00:22:43.490 You know what I mean? In his own apartment, that 00:22:43.490 --> 00:22:45.690 scene. That was a good scene. So good. Like, 00:22:45.750 --> 00:22:48.509 just the tension of that scene, um, just absolutely 00:22:48.509 --> 00:22:52.349 perfect. Um. Yeah. Yeah. That was really well 00:22:52.349 --> 00:22:55.279 done. And, like, Credit to Todd Phillips, though. 00:22:55.400 --> 00:22:58.240 I will say, this guy is known for the Hangover 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:00.759 movies. Right, yes. This is definitely a tonal 00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:03.819 pivot. And to do this movie, it's completely 00:23:03.819 --> 00:23:07.339 different, in my opinion. And it's just one of 00:23:07.339 --> 00:23:09.000 those things that's really interesting to me 00:23:09.000 --> 00:23:11.980 that this director did this movie. Yeah, right. 00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:15.140 Definitely. I like the way, I mean, I'm kind 00:23:15.140 --> 00:23:17.299 of rambling here, but I liked how they handled 00:23:17.299 --> 00:23:21.319 Joker's laugh. I liked, like, Joaquin Phoenix's 00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:23.680 laugh is perfect, I think, in so far, like, for 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:25.519 his own taking, that you can feel the pain in 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:27.900 it. You can, like, I'm just imagining how tough 00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:29.640 that was to get down, where when he's laughing, 00:23:29.660 --> 00:23:31.720 you can hear the catch in his throat, and it's 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.059 just, you felt that. You felt physically pain 00:23:34.059 --> 00:23:37.579 for him, you know? Right. Yeah, I mean, like... 00:23:38.109 --> 00:23:40.509 Again, certain moments in a vacuum elicit a huge 00:23:40.509 --> 00:23:42.809 emotional response out of me, but at the end 00:23:42.809 --> 00:23:46.269 of the day, I did kind of feel like it's not 00:23:46.269 --> 00:23:48.910 super subtle in what it tries to say, and there 00:23:48.910 --> 00:23:50.849 are certain soliloquies that characters have 00:23:50.849 --> 00:23:52.609 that are literally just like, okay, you're just 00:23:52.609 --> 00:23:55.410 blatantly stating what this movie's trying to 00:23:55.410 --> 00:23:57.670 say literally, if that makes sense. At the very 00:23:57.670 --> 00:23:59.710 end of that film, I was like, okay, I was a little 00:23:59.710 --> 00:24:01.869 ham -fisted, but all right, sure, shoot your 00:24:01.869 --> 00:24:05.730 shot. Before we started this conversation, you 00:24:05.730 --> 00:24:08.519 brought up... Where does he fall on the Joker 00:24:08.519 --> 00:24:10.980 list? Yes. In your opinion, where does he fall? 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:16.680 On my Joker list? Joaquin Phoenix? I think he's 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:22.420 just behind Heath Ledger, honestly. Only because 00:24:22.420 --> 00:24:24.579 I think it's... I need some time to sit with 00:24:24.579 --> 00:24:28.299 it more. I just like the film that Heath Ledger 00:24:28.299 --> 00:24:32.920 is in more than the Joker. And it's still super 00:24:32.920 --> 00:24:35.940 iconic. I will say my top one... My top Joker, 00:24:36.019 --> 00:24:38.579 no matter what, is Mark Hamill. He's my default 00:24:38.579 --> 00:24:42.079 Joker. He's who I hear basically whatever I think 00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:44.099 of the Joker. That's his performance. It's what 00:24:44.099 --> 00:24:48.339 comes to mind. For me, it's Heath is number one. 00:24:48.660 --> 00:24:52.880 Then it's tough because with Joaquin Phoenix 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:56.480 to judge a Joker performance because this performance 00:24:56.480 --> 00:25:00.359 can almost live on its own if it weren't for... 00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:05.660 The really forced Bruce Wayne stuff. Yes! I get 00:25:05.660 --> 00:25:08.759 the Thomas Wayne part. The Bruce Wayne stuff 00:25:08.759 --> 00:25:12.160 bothered me. But anyway, all to say is that it's 00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:14.720 hard to judge a Joker performance in my mind 00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:17.880 without the ebb and flow of an interaction with 00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.210 Batman. And this movie does not offer that because 00:25:20.210 --> 00:25:22.769 it is not taking place in that timeline of their 00:25:22.769 --> 00:25:25.970 history, which is fine. So it's hard for me to 00:25:25.970 --> 00:25:28.289 say that's number one. Love their performance. 00:25:28.349 --> 00:25:31.109 I put it right up there with Heats in terms of... 00:25:31.529 --> 00:25:33.750 commitment and taking on a completely different 00:25:33.750 --> 00:25:35.910 version of the character that we haven't seen 00:25:35.910 --> 00:25:39.190 before. And Jared Leto, for as much as we could 00:25:39.190 --> 00:25:41.269 shit on his portrayal, which I am not a fan of 00:25:41.269 --> 00:25:44.710 at all, he compared the Joker role as Hamlet, 00:25:44.710 --> 00:25:47.390 where any actor can bring his own influence to 00:25:47.390 --> 00:25:50.130 it and it can become his own character. And I 00:25:50.130 --> 00:25:53.150 think he's totally right. Yeah, and I should 00:25:53.150 --> 00:25:56.019 clarify, I think... Joaquin Phoenix did a fantastic 00:25:56.019 --> 00:25:58.380 job of separating himself from Heath Ledger's 00:25:58.380 --> 00:25:59.599 performance. And that was kind of one of the 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:01.680 big worries I had, especially since they both 00:26:01.680 --> 00:26:03.799 have kind of like, just their hairstyles, kind 00:26:03.799 --> 00:26:05.380 of similar in a way. Like, if you just look at 00:26:05.380 --> 00:26:07.240 a poster, you're like, all right, this is kind 00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:09.119 of going for that Dark Knight vibe. No, very 00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:10.839 different, and I'm very happy with that direction. 00:26:10.859 --> 00:26:15.380 Yeah, I go Heath, probably Joaquin, just because 00:26:15.380 --> 00:26:18.720 I love the performance. Mark Hamill, and then 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:21.519 Jack, and then going on. I don't care after that. 00:26:21.559 --> 00:26:24.480 Sounds pretty standard, yeah. Where's Leto? Probably 00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:27.299 at the bottom. My problem was I couldn't tell 00:26:27.299 --> 00:26:29.720 the character was damaged because he didn't have 00:26:29.720 --> 00:26:31.480 it tattooed on his forehead. Yeah, right. You 00:26:31.480 --> 00:26:33.660 know, that's true. It's true. I was kind of confused 00:26:33.660 --> 00:26:36.400 by that. I was kind of confused. That movie is 00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:40.240 such a mess. Oh, my God. Yeah, like, again, when 00:26:40.240 --> 00:26:41.339 he's put on the makeup, I was like, all right, 00:26:41.339 --> 00:26:42.700 where is he going to go to the tattoo parlor, 00:26:42.700 --> 00:26:44.059 get the damage on his forehead? Right, he needs 00:26:44.059 --> 00:26:45.279 damage done on his forehead. And get the grill. 00:26:45.420 --> 00:26:47.960 And get the grill, yeah, exactly. Oh, God, that 00:26:47.960 --> 00:26:51.740 movie is awful. I think that's part two. Joker 00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:56.319 part 2 Joker squad part 2 I would love if DC 00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:58.839 just doubled down on that version of the Joker 00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:02.619 and were like fuck it Joaquin do a joke Jared 00:27:02.619 --> 00:27:06.230 Leto just did no they just transformed like half 00:27:06.230 --> 00:27:08.930 of the movie is Joaquin, and then his progress, 00:27:09.109 --> 00:27:11.450 like, you know, maybe hitting some roids, weight 00:27:11.450 --> 00:27:14.630 room, getting tattoos, and then it just transformed. 00:27:14.910 --> 00:27:19.150 Getting way into 30 seconds to Mars. See, I'm 00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:21.730 going opposite direction. I want a Joker -led 00:27:21.730 --> 00:27:24.849 movie where he faces against Batman, and he tricks 00:27:24.849 --> 00:27:27.589 him by having multiple copies of himself. One 00:27:27.589 --> 00:27:30.690 played by Jack Nicholson, one Jared Leto. We've 00:27:30.690 --> 00:27:33.509 got one, obviously can't do Heath Ledger, but 00:27:33.509 --> 00:27:36.210 one's Mark Hamill. Yeah. Just have them all in 00:27:36.210 --> 00:27:38.210 different spots and it's like just kind of a 00:27:38.210 --> 00:27:41.289 nod when Batman's pummeling them and just realizes, 00:27:41.470 --> 00:27:44.519 wait. You're not Joaquin Joker. Okay, damn it. 00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:48.380 If you call him Joaquin Joker. Yes, please. That's 00:27:48.380 --> 00:27:50.859 something that would happen in a Deadpool. Yes, 00:27:50.859 --> 00:27:52.839 that is a very Deadpool take. And then he'd make 00:27:52.839 --> 00:27:55.279 a reference like, oh, we're sorry, this one couldn't 00:27:55.279 --> 00:27:59.920 be here. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, so not to circle 00:27:59.920 --> 00:28:03.700 back, I do agree, the Bruce Wayne stuff, what 00:28:03.700 --> 00:28:06.119 little bit was there was Superforce, and I think 00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:07.140 the movie would have been better without it. 00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:11.039 I will say... I like this movie's take on Thomas 00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:13.539 Wayne for sure. Yes. I think it's an interesting 00:28:13.539 --> 00:28:16.819 take in that usually, in any other Batman media, 00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:19.920 Thomas Wayne is a saint, the billionaire philanthropist, 00:28:19.920 --> 00:28:22.920 benevolent, whatever. And in this one, he's just 00:28:22.920 --> 00:28:25.799 kind of a dick. And I kind of appreciate that. 00:28:26.539 --> 00:28:28.299 I'm sure from Bruce Wayne's perspective. Do anything 00:28:28.299 --> 00:28:31.799 to get to the top. Yeah. Well, it also like... 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:35.420 it helps contextualize, like, oh, Bruce Wayne 00:28:35.420 --> 00:28:37.619 idolized his parents and knew that they didn't 00:28:37.619 --> 00:28:39.660 deserve to get killed. They were trying to help 00:28:39.660 --> 00:28:41.240 the city. It's like, okay, well, how much help 00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:43.619 were they actually doing? Well, and the thing 00:28:43.619 --> 00:28:46.960 is, the quote, every millionaire, their money 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:50.079 comes from bootleggers and prostitutes and that 00:28:50.079 --> 00:28:53.259 kind of stuff. The idea is, especially with old 00:28:53.259 --> 00:28:58.319 money, your money came from crime. If you look 00:28:58.319 --> 00:29:00.740 at all the famous people of history, if you look 00:29:00.740 --> 00:29:03.960 at some of the... best people and how they got 00:29:03.960 --> 00:29:07.299 their millions it came off of lying cheating 00:29:07.299 --> 00:29:11.460 and like strangling your opponents yep yep and 00:29:11.460 --> 00:29:13.819 so it's one of those things where it is very 00:29:13.819 --> 00:29:16.240 much so like Thomas Wayne is doing everything 00:29:16.240 --> 00:29:18.200 he can to get to the top and then the next generation 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:21.220 is going to forget that and think oh Thomas Wayne 00:29:21.220 --> 00:29:24.039 yes what a guy he put all his money into the 00:29:24.039 --> 00:29:28.079 city yep Yep, for sure. A rich billionaire playing 00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:32.640 politics. Yay! I don't think that's just in the 00:29:32.640 --> 00:29:35.099 movies. Yeah, thank God. Anyways, I do, honestly, 00:29:35.359 --> 00:29:38.500 I do recommend it. I'm just not super in love 00:29:38.500 --> 00:29:40.740 with it like some people are, which is totally 00:29:40.740 --> 00:29:42.900 fine. What would you give it on the rating? I 00:29:42.900 --> 00:29:48.839 would give it three, let's say three, not three 00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:51.460 Batmobiles, yeah, three, how about this, three 00:29:51.460 --> 00:29:55.020 forced Bruce Wayne cameos out of five. Three, 00:29:55.020 --> 00:29:57.099 four Spruce Wayne cameos out of five. What would 00:29:57.099 --> 00:29:59.599 you give it? Three out of five. Solid. Three 00:29:59.599 --> 00:30:02.039 out of five. I found the movie very well made. 00:30:02.500 --> 00:30:05.319 The performance in it from Joaquin Phoenix is 00:30:05.319 --> 00:30:08.539 amazing. I'm sure all the accolades are going 00:30:08.539 --> 00:30:10.140 to be thrown his way in terms of at least nominations. 00:30:11.059 --> 00:30:14.940 But I found, similar to you, it was just very 00:30:14.940 --> 00:30:18.150 upsetting. And I cannot... It's hard for me to 00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:20.009 recommend it to someone who is not already a 00:30:20.009 --> 00:30:22.470 Batman fan. It's just like, hey, you should totally 00:30:22.470 --> 00:30:24.049 see this take on the Joker. It's really interesting. 00:30:24.410 --> 00:30:28.309 I just was physically so upset after watching 00:30:28.309 --> 00:30:31.690 it because for me it was, again... credit to 00:30:31.690 --> 00:30:34.369 the filmmaking, the violence was very grounded. 00:30:34.490 --> 00:30:37.970 It was very real. It wasn't like Saw levels or 00:30:37.970 --> 00:30:41.109 something like that. It wasn't Thanos throwing 00:30:41.109 --> 00:30:43.930 a moon at Iron Man. This was people getting shot 00:30:43.930 --> 00:30:47.549 in the face. It's just very blunt. When people 00:30:47.549 --> 00:30:51.369 die, they just die. There's no last speech. It's 00:30:51.369 --> 00:30:53.490 not glorified. They don't get their final soliloquy 00:30:53.490 --> 00:30:58.170 or anything like that. The handgun violence aspect 00:30:58.170 --> 00:31:01.230 of it is also a nod to what we see. or at least 00:31:01.230 --> 00:31:03.210 in the news and things like that. And I think 00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:06.430 that's a subtle, like, you know, the overlap 00:31:06.430 --> 00:31:08.210 between mental health and gun violence. Where 00:31:08.210 --> 00:31:11.150 is that? So at least that's what I think Todd 00:31:11.150 --> 00:31:12.869 Phillips was going for there. And anyway, it 00:31:12.869 --> 00:31:16.049 left me very upset. So well -made movies I can't 00:31:16.049 --> 00:31:19.170 take away from the filmmaking. The overt homages 00:31:19.170 --> 00:31:22.950 to Martin Scorsese, I think it's fine. A little 00:31:22.950 --> 00:31:24.630 bit too much, I agree. It's just too much of 00:31:24.630 --> 00:31:27.109 a thing. Everything from casting Robert De Niro 00:31:27.109 --> 00:31:29.089 as the host of the talk show, because that's 00:31:29.089 --> 00:31:31.250 very King of Comics. and then you have Taxi Driver 00:31:31.250 --> 00:31:34.250 with the trash everywhere like anyway so there's 00:31:34.250 --> 00:31:36.430 a ton of things in there overall well made movie 00:31:36.430 --> 00:31:40.750 and I loved the performance so 3 out of 5 I think 00:31:40.750 --> 00:31:42.269 I liked it a little better than you guys I have 00:31:42.269 --> 00:31:48.650 a 3 .5 out of 5 I gave it Joker laughs but I 00:31:48.650 --> 00:31:53.109 thought it was very well done All those things. 00:31:53.309 --> 00:31:56.269 I like a good Scorsese movie, so I was able to 00:31:56.269 --> 00:31:59.289 be like, oh, alright, no monster Scorsese, let's 00:31:59.289 --> 00:32:03.049 do it. Let's have it happen. One of my buddies 00:32:03.049 --> 00:32:06.589 said, and I kind of jump on this, I almost would 00:32:06.589 --> 00:32:08.630 have liked it better if it wasn't a DC movie. 00:32:08.950 --> 00:32:11.730 If it wasn't attached to it at all. If you take 00:32:11.730 --> 00:32:14.349 Thomas Wayne and you change his name to Mr. Money, 00:32:14.529 --> 00:32:18.710 it still works. Get rid of the goofiness of Mr. 00:32:18.829 --> 00:32:22.920 Money. It's not Wayne. It's money. But it doesn't 00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:24.779 make $800 million in the box office. It would 00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:27.819 not. Yeah, exactly. That's agreed completely. 00:32:28.099 --> 00:32:30.220 But if you would have taken that away, if you 00:32:30.220 --> 00:32:32.380 would have taken away the Bruce Wayne scenes... 00:32:32.380 --> 00:32:33.660 It would have been a nice little independent 00:32:33.660 --> 00:32:35.880 film. A nice little indie flick. It would have 00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:39.579 been. I mean, honestly. Yeah. And so he brought 00:32:39.579 --> 00:32:42.000 that up. I thought it was a great point. So compliments 00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:44.400 to you, Jason. You guys all know Jason. Jason! 00:32:44.779 --> 00:32:51.059 Jason. Okay, so dealing with violence. Woo! Let's 00:32:51.059 --> 00:32:54.640 talk about a movie that has no violence. I honestly 00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:59.059 forgot you still had to go, man. Yeah. So I saw 00:32:59.059 --> 00:33:04.099 a movie called Crimes of Fashion. Such a good 00:33:04.099 --> 00:33:07.839 name. Great name. Crimes of Fashion is from 2004. 00:33:08.099 --> 00:33:10.599 It is an ABC family movie. I need that button 00:33:10.599 --> 00:33:15.339 so it says where you go. Oh, daddy. Oh, daddy. 00:33:15.819 --> 00:33:21.000 Oh, daddy. It is from 2004. It is an ABC Family 00:33:21.000 --> 00:33:25.339 movie because that still existed back then. Wait, 00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.440 so this went straight to TV? This went straight 00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:31.019 to TV. Oh, God. How'd you find this? I looked 00:33:31.019 --> 00:33:35.450 it up on this app. Called YouTube? Nope, it's 00:33:35.450 --> 00:33:38.049 not even on YouTube. Is that called the internet? 00:33:38.309 --> 00:33:40.750 Real Good. It's called Safari. No, Real Good. 00:33:40.809 --> 00:33:43.130 Real Good app. Okay. So you put in your services. 00:33:43.210 --> 00:33:44.829 Yeah, I'm going to give a shout out to Real Good 00:33:44.829 --> 00:33:47.109 app. I love it right now. So you put in what 00:33:47.109 --> 00:33:49.369 services you have and then you can kind of drop 00:33:49.369 --> 00:33:53.690 a filter on Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB rankings. 00:33:54.210 --> 00:33:56.650 So then you only get selections from the subscription 00:33:56.650 --> 00:33:59.150 services you have. You can see those movies. 00:33:59.710 --> 00:34:03.740 We set it to like 20%. This one was under that 00:34:03.740 --> 00:34:07.500 20%. Nice. Sure sounds like it. So what I will 00:34:07.500 --> 00:34:09.860 say to start it off is it's not as bad as the 00:34:09.860 --> 00:34:12.780 other two that I have seen. Leo the Lion and 00:34:12.780 --> 00:34:16.800 Yoga Hosers. I would say... No, Yoga Hosers is 00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:18.860 still... Yoga Hosers? Yoga Hosers is still the 00:34:18.860 --> 00:34:22.019 worst. I feel like we... Need to watch Yoga Hosers 00:34:22.019 --> 00:34:25.900 and Sherlock Holmes and Watson. Oh, like a bad 00:34:25.900 --> 00:34:28.360 movie standoff? I can tell you right now, Yoga 00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:32.500 Hosers wins 10 to 1. Oh my gosh. So I will say 00:34:32.500 --> 00:34:34.760 it's not as bad as those. That being said, it 00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:37.300 is still bad, and it almost was more of a punishment 00:34:37.300 --> 00:34:40.360 knowing who's in this movie. Who is in it? So 00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:43.800 it stars Kaley Cuoco. Nice. And also has Megan 00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:46.699 Fox. I guess she's a guest star, but really, 00:34:46.760 --> 00:34:50.099 she's just not in it. Oh, but she's in it, though. 00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:52.940 She's kind of in it. Okay. Yeah. Okay, all right. 00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:56.000 Okay, okay. It's an hour and a half movie, and 00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:58.980 I think she makes about eight minutes of screen 00:34:58.980 --> 00:35:01.659 time. All right, there you go. She just can't 00:35:01.659 --> 00:35:05.039 cut it. She just can't cut it. Megan Fox, darn. 00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:11.019 I hope it works out for her. But, yeah, crimes 00:35:11.019 --> 00:35:14.820 of fashion. I have notes on this movie. Oh, please, 00:35:14.900 --> 00:35:18.659 bust out the notes. So, it starts off at a funeral. 00:35:18.940 --> 00:35:22.079 As all great movies do. As all great movies do. 00:35:22.659 --> 00:35:27.780 The Batmans. The Batmans. Duh. So, basically, 00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:31.309 like... It starts off as a funeral. You can kind 00:35:31.309 --> 00:35:33.210 of tell, like, it's like a wise guy funeral, 00:35:33.409 --> 00:35:36.630 you know, like a godfather funeral. And so, like, 00:35:36.670 --> 00:35:38.610 there's all these guys in suits that look like 00:35:38.610 --> 00:35:43.329 your normal Italian mafia guys, mafiosos. And, 00:35:43.530 --> 00:35:48.570 yeah, exactly. Like that, yeah. And so, you can 00:35:48.570 --> 00:35:50.750 kind of figure out from the beginning, a crime 00:35:50.750 --> 00:35:55.610 boss has died. Was it a crime of fashion? It 00:35:55.610 --> 00:35:57.690 was not a crime of fashion. It was a crime of 00:35:57.690 --> 00:36:03.610 passion. Oh! Not to pivot, but do they say the 00:36:03.610 --> 00:36:05.150 title at all in this movie? No, they do not. 00:36:05.429 --> 00:36:10.809 It would have made it better. So, there's FBI 00:36:10.809 --> 00:36:13.289 agents in a flower truck listening to this funeral 00:36:13.289 --> 00:36:15.769 to try to figure out who's going to be the next 00:36:15.769 --> 00:36:19.869 godfather. But one thing, one of the FBI agents 00:36:19.869 --> 00:36:23.230 is allergic to flowers. Uh -oh. So he starts 00:36:23.230 --> 00:36:26.070 sneezing like crazy. The mafiosos realize, oh, 00:36:26.309 --> 00:36:30.090 we must be bugged. Hey, oh, hey, ah. And they 00:36:30.090 --> 00:36:32.269 start, like, throwing stuff at the truck. They 00:36:32.269 --> 00:36:35.050 start, like, you know, like, making it a big 00:36:35.050 --> 00:36:38.190 scene. So obviously the FBI guys are found out. 00:36:38.389 --> 00:36:42.190 Yet... The mafiosos continue to talk about who's 00:36:42.190 --> 00:36:44.110 going to be the next godfather while they know 00:36:44.110 --> 00:36:48.309 they're being bugged. And so they figure out 00:36:48.309 --> 00:36:51.690 it's going to be this girl who is the granddaughter 00:36:51.690 --> 00:36:55.690 of the godfather, or so you believe. Is she at 00:36:55.690 --> 00:36:58.349 the funeral? No, she's not. She doesn't know 00:36:58.349 --> 00:37:01.570 this is her grandfather. She is attending fashion 00:37:01.570 --> 00:37:04.510 university. Is that the name of this place? That 00:37:04.510 --> 00:37:07.690 is the name of the university. Wow. And you can't 00:37:07.690 --> 00:37:10.579 forget. Fashion University, their rivals are 00:37:10.579 --> 00:37:14.800 Designer State. So, F -U and D -S, okay. Oh, 00:37:14.820 --> 00:37:19.199 great. Yep. Alright, well, kudos for such a very 00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:23.639 creative list of college names. Yeah, definitely. 00:37:23.820 --> 00:37:26.920 You know. Yep. Yeah, really drawn into this world 00:37:26.920 --> 00:37:29.860 that you... Oh, yeah. It seems very realized. 00:37:30.099 --> 00:37:32.559 Yeah, right. It gets better. Well thought out. 00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:36.099 Weird. It gets better. So, like, this girl's... 00:37:36.099 --> 00:37:42.239 Intricately woven, if you will. Oh, man, keep 00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:45.860 going. So this girl is a fashion designer to 00:37:45.860 --> 00:37:47.920 me. This is not Megan Fox. No, this is Kaley 00:37:47.920 --> 00:37:50.940 Cuoco. Okay. Yes, she is the main character, 00:37:51.099 --> 00:37:53.260 but she dresses like trash and she gets called 00:37:53.260 --> 00:37:56.260 out for it. Why, okay, why do you dress like 00:37:56.260 --> 00:37:58.840 trash but go to fashion university? So she doesn't, 00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:01.039 like, take care of her own appearance. She wants 00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:05.760 to make sure you look good. Oh. The martyr fashionista. 00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:09.639 The martyr fashionista, yes. And, like, she gets, 00:38:10.219 --> 00:38:12.659 She's belittled by Megan Fox, who designs her 00:38:12.659 --> 00:38:15.440 own clothes, wears her own line every day, looks 00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:18.539 like 110 % every day. Well, Megan Fox has this 00:38:18.539 --> 00:38:21.219 figured out. What the hell? Well, it gets crazy. 00:38:21.579 --> 00:38:23.940 It gets a little wacky. Does it? Oh, no. They 00:38:23.940 --> 00:38:27.760 stopped the movie. That's it. Nope, there's plenty 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:29.320 more. None of this makes sense. We're cutting 00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:31.500 it off. Oh, I also want to point out that they 00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:34.019 have a throwaway line that Tommy Hilfiger and 00:38:34.019 --> 00:38:36.440 Vera Wang are alumni of Fashion University. Oh, 00:38:36.440 --> 00:38:41.030 come on. God damn it. Okay. Sure. Fuck it. Why 00:38:41.030 --> 00:38:44.829 not? So this guy, George, comes to Kaylee Cuoco, 00:38:45.010 --> 00:38:46.889 who I can't remember her character name. I don't 00:38:46.889 --> 00:38:48.710 think I ever wrote it down. It's clearly Penny. 00:38:49.269 --> 00:38:55.110 No, it's girl Kaylee. Wow. Okay. But basically, 00:38:55.250 --> 00:38:58.010 this guy George comes to her and just like, yeah, 00:38:58.130 --> 00:39:01.010 you were the granddaughter of this mob boss. 00:39:01.090 --> 00:39:03.349 You are now the mob boss. He wanted it. It was 00:39:03.349 --> 00:39:06.349 left in his will because we are going legit. 00:39:06.809 --> 00:39:09.210 and we think you could do wonders for us going 00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:14.650 legit. And so the whole premise, really, is that 00:39:14.650 --> 00:39:18.809 she has to get this rival mob boss to like her 00:39:18.809 --> 00:39:22.070 and understand that they're going legit, because 00:39:22.070 --> 00:39:24.829 he wants to take over. Her name is Brooke, by 00:39:24.829 --> 00:39:26.710 the way. Her name is Brooke. Wait, I'm sorry, 00:39:26.750 --> 00:39:28.550 whose name is Brooke? Kaylee Cuoco. Kaylee Cuoco. 00:39:28.690 --> 00:39:30.949 Can you look up Megan Fox's name? Her name is 00:39:30.949 --> 00:39:33.730 Candace. Candace. No last names. You don't need 00:39:33.730 --> 00:39:36.389 last names. You don't need last names. You don't 00:39:36.389 --> 00:39:39.289 need more than two. Fashion University names. 00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:42.789 But Brooke, Kaylee Cuoco. Yes, it looks awesome. 00:39:43.110 --> 00:39:46.610 Wow. Oh, my God. We've got to show the movie 00:39:46.610 --> 00:39:48.949 poster. Oh, the movie poster will be on our Instagram 00:39:48.949 --> 00:39:51.050 and Facebook. Oh, there you go. Perfect. Check 00:39:51.050 --> 00:39:53.469 that out. Speaking of which, we have a lot of 00:39:53.469 --> 00:39:55.989 people follow us on Instagram lately. Yay. A 00:39:55.989 --> 00:39:58.489 lot of beer people. Thank you. A lot of Comfort 00:39:58.489 --> 00:40:01.650 Inn Hartford. Like, the hotel followed us. What? 00:40:01.710 --> 00:40:04.030 Really? Yeah. It was really random. Okay. Nice. 00:40:04.030 --> 00:40:05.690 Comfort Inn. Thank you. Guess what the tagline 00:40:05.690 --> 00:40:08.170 is for Crimes of Fashion. Go ahead. Ruthless 00:40:08.170 --> 00:40:15.000 ambition is always in style. Megan Fox, by the 00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:17.420 way, her name is listed first. She's top of the 00:40:17.420 --> 00:40:19.519 call sheet. Top billing. She was in there for 00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:21.519 eight minutes. I'm not even joking. Really? That's 00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:24.679 crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. So she finds out. 00:40:24.699 --> 00:40:27.719 So Candace finds out somehow Brooke is now the 00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:32.579 leader of the mafia. And so she sends a message 00:40:32.579 --> 00:40:35.539 to like a reporter so that Brooke gets expelled. 00:40:36.250 --> 00:40:39.010 But more so it makes her popular because everybody 00:40:39.010 --> 00:40:41.469 wants to appease her because she's a godfather. 00:40:41.690 --> 00:40:44.909 Ah. And there's like this whole scene where they 00:40:44.909 --> 00:40:49.210 have like a makeover scene for the mafiosos and 00:40:49.210 --> 00:40:52.590 including how to get gunpowder out of anything 00:40:52.590 --> 00:40:55.289 because she just knew this offhand. Oh, nice. 00:40:56.570 --> 00:40:58.929 okay gunpowder nothing stains like gunpowder 00:40:58.929 --> 00:41:00.550 it's something tells me she's a little bit more 00:41:00.550 --> 00:41:03.329 qualified than she's leading on yeah right she 00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:06.210 also was adopted or like she was given up for 00:41:06.210 --> 00:41:08.710 adoption so she never knew her parents she never 00:41:08.710 --> 00:41:11.250 knew her grandparents you know it's just one 00:41:11.250 --> 00:41:13.789 of those things uh but she like requires george 00:41:13.789 --> 00:41:17.590 for everything and george basically uh they have 00:41:17.590 --> 00:41:20.280 been running a sweatshop kind of thing Okay. 00:41:20.360 --> 00:41:22.659 But once it goes legit, that's what they want 00:41:22.659 --> 00:41:25.500 to go into, is, like, designing clothes and sending 00:41:25.500 --> 00:41:28.300 out the fashion. This is why she is the perfect 00:41:28.300 --> 00:41:31.380 person for them. Okay. Luckily for them. Luckily 00:41:31.380 --> 00:41:33.199 for them. A ton of sweatshops in that industry. 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:36.400 Including they've been doing her designs already, 00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:38.980 so she gets to see her own designs being made. 00:41:39.219 --> 00:41:42.019 And so, like, she wears her own designs now and 00:41:42.019 --> 00:41:44.760 that kind of stuff. Okay. Candice has been cheating 00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.699 and been using the designs of one of the sweatshop 00:41:47.699 --> 00:41:53.010 girls. uh is there is there a sweatshop university 00:41:53.010 --> 00:41:56.610 there's not a sweatshop university okay sweatshop 00:41:56.610 --> 00:41:59.869 state sweatshop state sweatshop state oh it's 00:41:59.869 --> 00:42:02.369 awful excuse me sweatshop institute of technology 00:42:02.369 --> 00:42:08.829 come on okay shit welcome to shit um we also 00:42:08.829 --> 00:42:15.949 accepted yeah um Also, the allergic FBI agent 00:42:15.949 --> 00:42:20.030 goes undercover and pretends to be a guy in her 00:42:20.030 --> 00:42:23.110 classes and doesn't know the first thing about 00:42:23.110 --> 00:42:25.670 fashion, so she helps him out and they end up 00:42:25.670 --> 00:42:30.269 falling in love. Oh my gosh. So he doesn't turn 00:42:30.269 --> 00:42:34.710 her in because he loves her. Classic. That's 00:42:34.710 --> 00:42:36.030 true love right there. We've all been there. 00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:40.840 The rival mafia boss... buys Fashion University. 00:42:41.239 --> 00:42:45.599 Of course you do. Because the headmaster or whatever 00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:47.920 owes a bunch of money to the mafia because he 00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:51.199 bets on games and stuff. He bets on the ponies! 00:42:51.260 --> 00:42:55.900 What are you doing, headmaster? Don't give up 00:42:55.900 --> 00:43:00.280 Fashion University! So, basically, in order to 00:43:00.280 --> 00:43:06.639 save Fashion University, they do a, like... Mafia 00:43:06.639 --> 00:43:11.599 -themed fashion show. No! I mean, there was only 00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:14.300 one way this could have gone, I guess. And then, 00:43:14.420 --> 00:43:17.000 just in case you were wondering, her grandpa 00:43:17.000 --> 00:43:19.519 is not dead. Her grandpa was George, who faked 00:43:19.519 --> 00:43:23.619 his death. And so he's just handing over the 00:43:23.619 --> 00:43:29.059 business to her. So they can go legit. Wait, 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.269 so the story is a guy fakes his own death. to 00:43:34.269 --> 00:43:36.869 turn his mafia group, which I'm assuming was 00:43:36.869 --> 00:43:39.829 very profitable, and turn it legit, which means 00:43:39.829 --> 00:43:42.690 he now has to start paying taxes, you are probably 00:43:42.690 --> 00:43:44.929 going to have all these other things that you 00:43:44.929 --> 00:43:47.329 have to pay for and be less profitable. Think 00:43:47.329 --> 00:43:50.329 about the mafia families. What about little Johnny, 00:43:50.429 --> 00:43:52.289 who needs to go to school at Fashion University? 00:43:52.670 --> 00:43:54.349 How's he going to pay for that? But think about 00:43:54.349 --> 00:43:58.860 ABC Family. And everything just is good. Where's 00:43:58.860 --> 00:44:02.880 my girl Megan Fox? Megan Fox disappeared. She 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:06.420 kind of just like... She snitched on her and 00:44:06.420 --> 00:44:08.980 then she was gone. And then she was just upset 00:44:08.980 --> 00:44:11.260 at the fashion show because Brooke was getting 00:44:11.260 --> 00:44:13.460 everything she wanted. I love how efficient this 00:44:13.460 --> 00:44:15.280 script is. They don't need a character anymore. 00:44:15.360 --> 00:44:18.059 They just... no they'll need to tie loose ends 00:44:18.059 --> 00:44:19.679 you're adults you can figure this out she got 00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:21.619 expelled as well because they found out she was 00:44:21.619 --> 00:44:23.880 cheating on making her own designs oh goodness 00:44:23.880 --> 00:44:26.260 okay so alright so we got fashion university 00:44:26.260 --> 00:44:28.710 what was the rival school designer state Does 00:44:28.710 --> 00:44:30.690 Designer State come into play at all? Just a 00:44:30.690 --> 00:44:33.110 throwaway joke about Designer State. Oh, so they're 00:44:33.110 --> 00:44:34.869 really completing the world. See Andre? Yeah, 00:44:34.929 --> 00:44:36.610 filling out the little details. Nice, I like 00:44:36.610 --> 00:44:38.469 it. I just like those little things. Also, their 00:44:38.469 --> 00:44:41.269 finals, like the finals they had to take because 00:44:41.269 --> 00:44:45.110 she was, oh, I can't be a Mafia godfather. I've 00:44:45.110 --> 00:44:51.329 got finals. Oh, wow. How do you balance school 00:44:51.329 --> 00:44:56.469 life with Mafia life? What? Their finals were 00:44:56.469 --> 00:44:59.880 like, outside competitions, essentially. Like, 00:44:59.920 --> 00:45:01.639 you had to sew a button faster than the rest 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:05.119 of them. Like, that. And it was, yeah. Oh, my 00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:07.400 God. Yeah. And so I don't think they've ever 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.840 seen finals, ever. Yeah. So... Excuse me, do 00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:15.000 you know what a final is? Yes. So, yeah. That 00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:17.960 was Crabs of Fashion. And again, remember... 00:45:19.179 --> 00:45:21.059 I said that's better than the other two I've 00:45:21.059 --> 00:45:24.219 seen. Yeah, well, Leo the Lion just looked awful, 00:45:24.300 --> 00:45:28.679 though hilarious. Leo the Lion, yeah. Unintentionally 00:45:28.679 --> 00:45:30.519 hilarious, which is the perfect kind of hilarious 00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:32.519 for me. I'm still hung up on the fact that they 00:45:32.519 --> 00:45:35.400 don't say crimes of fashion in the movie. They 00:45:35.400 --> 00:45:36.920 should. That is their biggest asset, and they 00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:39.980 wasted it. You are guilty of a crime of fashion. 00:45:40.260 --> 00:45:43.000 Yeah, right, and everyone went, oh! Not guilty? 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:48.079 Guilty? It's a fashion, not passion. It's fashion. 00:45:48.699 --> 00:45:52.340 Yeah. Yeah. Are there any, like, real -life fashionistas? 00:45:52.699 --> 00:45:55.980 Yeah. Like, does Tim Gunn show up at all? There 00:45:55.980 --> 00:45:57.920 might be, but I don't believe so. Okay. Is Joan 00:45:57.920 --> 00:45:59.980 Rivers in there? No. Joan Rivers is definitely 00:45:59.980 --> 00:46:02.380 not in there. And Tim Gunn wasn't either. I don't 00:46:02.380 --> 00:46:03.920 know if there's anybody else that I just wouldn't 00:46:03.920 --> 00:46:06.920 recognize. Make it work. You know, like, if Ralph 00:46:06.920 --> 00:46:08.739 Lauren showed up, I don't know if I would be 00:46:08.739 --> 00:46:10.820 able to say, like, oh, Ralph Lauren, there you 00:46:10.820 --> 00:46:12.940 are. No. But, like, Tim Gunn and Joan Rivers, 00:46:13.059 --> 00:46:15.449 yeah, I probably would have made more. spot, 00:46:15.530 --> 00:46:18.789 but no, I don't think there was anybody. Maybe 00:46:18.789 --> 00:46:20.630 one of the professors was? I don't think so, 00:46:20.670 --> 00:46:24.469 though. But yeah, it was awful. Nice! Glad you 00:46:24.469 --> 00:46:26.730 watched it. It's funny because both those, I 00:46:26.730 --> 00:46:28.670 mean, quote -unquote leads, if you want to call 00:46:28.670 --> 00:46:32.070 it, go on to superstar them. I think that's what 00:46:32.070 --> 00:46:34.710 the worst part is, is watching this knowing it 00:46:34.710 --> 00:46:37.929 was their bottom, because they just had so much 00:46:37.929 --> 00:46:40.849 further to go. Was this before Transformers or 00:46:40.849 --> 00:46:43.190 not? This is before. This is before Transformers. 00:46:44.360 --> 00:46:46.860 eight, nine was Transformers? Yeah, you're right. 00:46:46.940 --> 00:46:51.639 Big Bang Theory was like late 2000s. I know Big 00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:55.119 Bang Theory was after, for sure. This man also 00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:58.159 directed, he is just right for the TV movie. 00:46:58.159 --> 00:47:00.719 Transformers was 2007, so three years after this 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:03.599 movie. So this guy who directed it is all about 00:47:03.599 --> 00:47:07.019 the TV movie life. He directed Twitches, which 00:47:07.019 --> 00:47:10.219 starred... Teen Witches! Yeah! Oh, I remember 00:47:10.219 --> 00:47:14.780 that shit! And Twitches, too. The Mallory. No, 00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:18.380 was that the Mallory? What were their names? 00:47:18.579 --> 00:47:21.320 It was TJ Mallory. Dude, you're killing it if 00:47:21.320 --> 00:47:24.880 you know this shit. It's Tia and Tamara. Mallory. 00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:27.559 Oh, yeah. Because then their brother, or, sorry, 00:47:27.659 --> 00:47:30.440 yeah, their brother was TJ. I forgot about Twitches. 00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:34.300 Yeah, Tia and Tamara. Look at that. Sister, sister. 00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:38.500 Sister, sister. All right, sorry. We have gone 00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:42.869 down the rabbit hole on this shit. What's your 00:47:42.869 --> 00:47:47.110 final rating? My final rating is one improperly 00:47:47.110 --> 00:47:50.829 named university out of five. Nice. I don't know, 00:47:50.829 --> 00:47:55.250 man. I gave a zero to Yoga Hosers. I gave a .5 00:47:55.250 --> 00:47:57.329 to Leo the Lion. There's the rankings, the power 00:47:57.329 --> 00:48:01.510 rankings. That's where I sit. Very good. Thank 00:48:01.510 --> 00:48:03.630 you for suffering through that for us. Yes, you 00:48:03.630 --> 00:48:07.590 are quite welcome. Hopefully the next time we 00:48:07.590 --> 00:48:11.019 are going to have a triple viewing. Yes. Bad 00:48:11.019 --> 00:48:14.260 movie? Yes. Yes. I'm ready. I'm ready for all 00:48:14.260 --> 00:48:15.539 of this. Are you guys ready? I'm ready. I'm so 00:48:15.539 --> 00:48:17.980 fucking stoked. Andre is very stoked for this. 00:48:18.099 --> 00:48:21.460 Andre's ready to watch it. Tenth time. Oh, yeah. 00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.940 Andre loves this bad movie. Yeah. Get your spoons 00:48:24.940 --> 00:48:26.980 ready. Guys, I feel like to punish Andre, we 00:48:26.980 --> 00:48:30.139 don't let him watch. Oh, man. I'm just like, 00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:32.719 in the next episode, I'm like, so what do you 00:48:32.719 --> 00:48:35.800 guys think? You're just waiting, and you're just 00:48:35.800 --> 00:48:38.400 like, what about this part? How do you have this 00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:41.000 memorized? You're going part by part. Should 00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:43.260 we just tell them what we're watching? Yeah, 00:48:43.420 --> 00:48:46.400 all right. So on Instagram, I hid some clues. 00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:49.099 Oh, did you? I did. I took a couple stabs at 00:48:49.099 --> 00:48:51.099 them. You did take a couple stabs of them knowing 00:48:51.099 --> 00:48:53.900 what the movie was. Oh, no. And you did not get 00:48:53.900 --> 00:48:57.940 it. Did you not know that I had taken some stuff 00:48:57.940 --> 00:49:00.159 out there? No, I did not. It's almost like you 00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:02.059 don't pay attention. It's almost like I don't 00:49:02.059 --> 00:49:03.679 pay attention to Instagram because I'm a bad 00:49:03.679 --> 00:49:06.380 millennial. You are a bad millennial. What's 00:49:06.380 --> 00:49:09.119 the Instagram? Oh, my God. See, at least I'm 00:49:09.119 --> 00:49:13.260 following our Instagram. What's the name of this 00:49:13.260 --> 00:49:16.719 podcast? Hey, let's not shit on T -Dog. This 00:49:16.719 --> 00:49:19.099 is just his expert. This is time for the plug. 00:49:19.260 --> 00:49:21.619 Oh, what's the Instagram? Oh, yeah, all right. 00:49:21.619 --> 00:49:23.699 This is actually a planned out commercial. Yes, 00:49:23.699 --> 00:49:27.000 exactly. To briefly recap, Mike posted first, 00:49:27.300 --> 00:49:30.360 football's on a field. I guessed we are Marshall. 00:49:30.800 --> 00:49:34.519 It is not We Are Marshall. Then he put a picture 00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.579 of the Golden Gate Bridge. Oh, very good. Okay, 00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:39.260 yes. No, these are all very good. My guess was 00:49:39.260 --> 00:49:44.639 Zodiac. Zodiac wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't. 00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:46.840 Mike replied, it's not a bad movie. Then I replied 00:49:46.840 --> 00:49:49.199 to that and said, all dogs go to heaven too. 00:49:51.340 --> 00:49:54.829 That was a bad movie. That was a bad movie. The 00:49:54.829 --> 00:49:58.670 internship was guest San Andreas. Oh, man. And 00:49:58.670 --> 00:50:02.650 then Spoons. And then M. Clem 10 guest Toy Story 00:50:02.650 --> 00:50:08.150 4. Yeah. Sporky. Sporky. Now, we are going to 00:50:08.150 --> 00:50:11.610 be watching, drum roll, guys. The Room. Yay! 00:50:13.789 --> 00:50:16.110 So the three of us are going to watch it. I'll 00:50:16.110 --> 00:50:18.389 watch it. And T -Dog is going to watch it with 00:50:18.389 --> 00:50:20.050 us, even though he doesn't need to suffer through 00:50:20.050 --> 00:50:23.019 it. Right. It was bullshit. You have to watch 00:50:23.019 --> 00:50:26.639 it. I did not hit her. I did not. The way that 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:29.260 Audrey talks about this movie, I feel like I 00:50:29.260 --> 00:50:31.219 have to. I don't want to overhype it. Again, 00:50:31.739 --> 00:50:34.179 I've had bad viewings. I really think the three 00:50:34.179 --> 00:50:36.760 of us should watch it. It could very well be 00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:38.900 a miserable experience. We're going to be hammered 00:50:38.900 --> 00:50:42.920 in watching this movie. With spoons. With spoons. 00:50:43.619 --> 00:50:46.239 What are the other props that we need for this? 00:50:46.320 --> 00:50:49.190 Spoons are the key part. Very good. Don't worry 00:50:49.190 --> 00:50:50.710 about it. I'll just be making a drinking game 00:50:50.710 --> 00:50:52.210 out of it. We're going to be drinking. Oh, fantastic. 00:50:52.630 --> 00:50:53.829 I'm going to love this. There's going to be an 00:50:53.829 --> 00:50:56.289 Instagram live at some point that night. At least 00:50:56.289 --> 00:50:59.250 one. Probably multiple. Cool. I'm pumped about 00:50:59.250 --> 00:51:01.489 it. Yeah, but... We've got to get a mask for 00:51:01.489 --> 00:51:04.230 T -Dog. We've got to get a mask for T -Dog. We'll 00:51:04.230 --> 00:51:06.349 kind of... Do something. If we do it next week, 00:51:06.389 --> 00:51:08.489 you can wear a V for Vendetta mask. It would 00:51:08.489 --> 00:51:11.630 be perfect timing. Pretty good timing. Yeah. 00:51:13.220 --> 00:51:16.480 He sounds unconvinced. I'm just imagining Tommy 00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:19.260 Wiseau. Beware, beware, the 5th of November. 00:51:22.900 --> 00:51:27.360 Ooh, there we go. Our best Tommy Wiseau impressions 00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:32.829 of bad movies. Or, like, other movies. That would 00:51:32.829 --> 00:51:36.389 actually be awesome. Oh, man. Audrey, you nailed 00:51:36.389 --> 00:51:41.010 that. Thank you. Oh, that's hilarious. The only 00:51:41.010 --> 00:51:43.050 problem I have with it is it should have been 00:51:43.050 --> 00:51:46.090 remember. What? Instead of beware. Oh, fuck! 00:51:46.389 --> 00:51:47.849 It should have been remember. That's actually 00:51:47.849 --> 00:51:51.369 kind of perfect, though. No, because of course 00:51:51.369 --> 00:51:53.230 you would mess up the line. Yeah, no. What's 00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:59.039 my line? Beware. Beware, beware. This is remember. 00:51:59.659 --> 00:52:06.519 How would he mess up this line? Beware. Perfect. 00:52:08.340 --> 00:52:11.280 That'll do it. It's good to be back, guys. Check 00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:14.039 us out next time after we watch The Room or maybe 00:52:14.039 --> 00:52:16.079 something else if we can't get our schedules 00:52:16.079 --> 00:52:18.840 aligned because that's happened before. We're 00:52:18.840 --> 00:52:21.099 going to make it happen. See you in The Room 00:52:21.099 --> 00:52:25.199 next time. Hopefully. That'll do it for your 00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:27.760 host, Mikey Tech. Mitchell Clements. T -Dog. 00:52:27.880 --> 00:52:30.159 Andre Villager. See you next time on Game for 00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:32.480 a Movie. Bye, guys. Woo! Bye.