WEBVTT 00:00:01.449 --> 00:00:02.890 You know what that sound means? It's another 00:00:02.890 --> 00:00:04.990 episode of the Game for a Movie podcast where 00:00:04.990 --> 00:00:07.110 we ask, are you game for a movie? My name is 00:00:07.110 --> 00:00:09.250 Mike. I will be your host this evening. We are 00:00:09.250 --> 00:00:15.490 talking about, I want to say, a decently well 00:00:15.490 --> 00:00:17.730 -known movie, but more so because the original 00:00:17.730 --> 00:00:19.690 is well -known and because there's a reboot out 00:00:19.690 --> 00:00:22.510 there. I don't think many people know about this 00:00:22.510 --> 00:00:25.850 one, which was the sequel at the time. But of 00:00:25.850 --> 00:00:27.289 course, first, we're going to talk about what 00:00:27.289 --> 00:00:29.690 are we drinking. Today, I've got an all -day 00:00:29.690 --> 00:00:33.429 IPA from Founders. It is a nice, easy drink on 00:00:33.429 --> 00:00:35.710 a day like today. It is a Saturday, so I'm enjoying 00:00:35.710 --> 00:00:38.990 the most of it before I have to go do stuff with 00:00:38.990 --> 00:00:43.549 the rest of my day. But yeah, it's 4%, not too 00:00:43.549 --> 00:00:48.049 bad, easy enough to drink. And yeah, it's a good 00:00:48.049 --> 00:00:54.030 choice whenever you're just enjoying a nice Saturday 00:00:54.030 --> 00:00:56.299 afternoon. A couple of the normal housekeeping 00:00:56.299 --> 00:00:58.679 stuff. We have about two more episodes, this 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:01.479 one and then another one on Russell Crowe that 00:01:01.479 --> 00:01:04.159 are happening. And then we kick off spooky season. 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:06.640 As always with spooky season, I try to release 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:10.040 as many as I can. I try for four. We'll see if 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:11.879 I get to that, especially because we will have 00:01:11.879 --> 00:01:14.219 a newborn at that point in time. I'm trying to 00:01:14.219 --> 00:01:16.760 crank out as much as I can before that happens 00:01:16.760 --> 00:01:20.700 so that at least I have a little bit of time 00:01:20.700 --> 00:01:24.790 before the baby is here and I can edit it. while 00:01:24.790 --> 00:01:27.150 also doing deadly duties and that kind of stuff. 00:01:27.329 --> 00:01:30.469 So I'm going to try to get as many as I can out 00:01:30.469 --> 00:01:34.209 for spooky season. I'm looking for some of the 00:01:34.209 --> 00:01:37.250 worst of the worst horror movies you've got. 00:01:38.049 --> 00:01:41.489 Last year was specifically good because we got, 00:01:41.549 --> 00:01:45.870 I think, three out. One was Friday the 13th, 00:01:45.890 --> 00:01:48.969 Jason Takes Manhattan. We did The Haunting from 00:01:48.969 --> 00:01:55.980 1999. We got Urban Legends. Bloody Mary. We had 00:01:55.980 --> 00:01:59.359 a bunch of good ones last year, and so I want 00:01:59.359 --> 00:02:01.819 to keep in that theme. We want the worst of the 00:02:01.819 --> 00:02:05.040 worst horror movies you've got so that we can 00:02:05.040 --> 00:02:09.400 release as many episodes as much spoopy as possible. 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:13.900 Speaking of spoopy and spooky, this one I don't 00:02:13.900 --> 00:02:16.780 consider that spooky. It's got a little bit of 00:02:16.780 --> 00:02:20.129 like a... black magic dark twist to it and this 00:02:20.129 --> 00:02:22.370 kind of thing but the bad movie that we are going 00:02:22.370 --> 00:02:26.349 to cover today is the crow wicked prayer uh if 00:02:26.349 --> 00:02:29.169 you've seen the crow i knew there was a sequel 00:02:29.169 --> 00:02:31.789 i didn't know there was three sequels and this 00:02:31.789 --> 00:02:34.189 is the third sequel this is the fourth movie 00:02:34.189 --> 00:02:36.949 in the crow series obviously they just rebooted 00:02:36.949 --> 00:02:41.569 it to mixed reviews with um oh good old what's 00:02:41.569 --> 00:02:43.789 his name why can't i think of his name i can 00:02:43.789 --> 00:02:50.400 think of his face and his cross eye um Bill Skarsgård, 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:52.360 there it is. I knew it would come to me eventually. 00:02:52.819 --> 00:02:55.240 But yes, they rebooted it with Bill Skarsgård. 00:02:56.639 --> 00:02:59.199 I've just heard mediocre things, and I definitely 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:00.919 heard that nobody went and saw this thing in 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:04.080 the theaters. It's almost close to already being 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:07.020 released on digital. That's how bad this movie 00:03:07.020 --> 00:03:09.900 was. But this is The Crow, Wicked Prayer, which 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:13.939 is the fourth Crow movie, the third sequel. And 00:03:13.939 --> 00:03:15.800 we've got some big names in this one, actually. 00:03:16.909 --> 00:03:19.030 That is part of the reason why I chose it. We 00:03:19.030 --> 00:03:22.569 have people like Tito Ortiz, Tara Reid, David, 00:03:22.789 --> 00:03:24.789 I'm never going to say his last name correctly, 00:03:25.030 --> 00:03:29.430 Boreanaz, who is Angel from the Buffy series 00:03:29.430 --> 00:03:32.409 and also in Bones, that guy. Edward Furlong, 00:03:32.590 --> 00:03:37.349 Danny Trejo, Emmanuel Kreekwee. I know I butchered 00:03:37.349 --> 00:03:39.289 that one as well. I'm trying not to, but you 00:03:39.289 --> 00:03:42.150 know, it just happens sometimes. And my personal 00:03:42.150 --> 00:03:46.069 favorite, Dennis Hopper was in this. And let 00:03:46.069 --> 00:03:48.650 me tell you right now, we're going to have a 00:03:48.650 --> 00:03:51.789 long conversation about Dennis Hopper when I 00:03:51.789 --> 00:03:55.289 get to the end of this movie. But of course, 00:03:55.310 --> 00:03:57.370 I got to tell you about all of the stuff that 00:03:57.370 --> 00:03:59.669 happens first. Again, I'm going to butcher the 00:03:59.669 --> 00:04:01.629 hell out of these names because I can never read 00:04:01.629 --> 00:04:05.569 names. But I'll try my best. That's what I'll 00:04:05.569 --> 00:04:08.969 give you on this. And we'll see what happens. 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:10.900 All right, so the first thing that caught me 00:04:10.900 --> 00:04:13.039 off guard when starting this movie is during 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:16.819 the opening credits, it said FUBU Films. Yes, 00:04:16.980 --> 00:04:20.120 like the fashion designers for Us By Us, FUBU. 00:04:20.800 --> 00:04:24.519 This is not related to them. In fact, the only 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:28.420 movie that FUBU Films produced was this movie. 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:33.300 And now, for Us By Us, FUBU, the clothes designer, 00:04:33.439 --> 00:04:36.000 is branching out into films themselves. That 00:04:36.000 --> 00:04:40.990 was just announced in June of 2024. So, this 00:04:40.990 --> 00:04:44.689 is not related. It is not quite the same. This 00:04:44.689 --> 00:04:47.509 is from 2005, this movie, and it is the only 00:04:47.509 --> 00:04:51.110 film that FUBU Films has marked as one of their 00:04:51.110 --> 00:04:54.540 films. So we open to a polluted mining town that 00:04:54.540 --> 00:04:57.220 is being shut down for a new resort casino. We 00:04:57.220 --> 00:05:00.079 get this in exposition text. The problem is the 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.939 exposition text is the exact same as the cast 00:05:02.939 --> 00:05:06.540 text that was in the opening credits. So at first, 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:08.860 I actually had to rewind because I didn't realize 00:05:08.860 --> 00:05:11.220 it was telling me exposition instead of just 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:15.240 naming names for who's in this movie. During 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.800 the exposition, we get introduced to pestilence, 00:05:17.800 --> 00:05:21.790 famine, and war. uh pestilence is played by yuji 00:05:21.790 --> 00:05:25.949 okamoto war is marcus chong and famine is played 00:05:25.949 --> 00:05:29.410 by tito ortiz truthfully these guys are just 00:05:29.410 --> 00:05:32.269 the underlings they're the ones that are part 00:05:32.269 --> 00:05:36.129 of the gang but they're not really like the big 00:05:36.129 --> 00:05:38.529 names that we care about in this this is basically 00:05:38.529 --> 00:05:41.449 especially when we get later in the film this 00:05:41.449 --> 00:05:43.290 is your cannon fodder these are the guys you 00:05:43.290 --> 00:05:45.910 kind of have a name to it gets a bigger deal 00:05:45.910 --> 00:05:48.610 when they get taken out versus just like regular 00:05:49.199 --> 00:05:52.980 Joe Schmoe guys. These actually have like a name 00:05:52.980 --> 00:05:55.699 and a feature to them. But yes, they are the 00:05:55.699 --> 00:05:58.019 four horsemen of the apocalypse. Pestilence, 00:05:58.019 --> 00:06:01.040 famine, and war. Pestilence kicks a toxic waste 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:05.040 barrel to get it spewing. Like full roadhouse 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:07.459 kick. Like a roundhouse kick. Roadhouse style. 00:06:08.699 --> 00:06:12.920 Famine. He had a truck that is poisoning the 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:15.980 miners that were eating at the food truck. And 00:06:15.980 --> 00:06:18.100 war basically just straight fires a shotgun. 00:06:18.490 --> 00:06:20.689 at the waist to catch it on fire and take out 00:06:20.689 --> 00:06:23.370 some of these miners. We don't exactly know why 00:06:23.370 --> 00:06:26.089 they're against the mine. We never really truly 00:06:26.089 --> 00:06:28.509 learned that except for they just had a bunch 00:06:28.509 --> 00:06:30.410 of people in a row and wanted to take them out. 00:06:30.730 --> 00:06:33.149 This basically starts an all -out riot at the 00:06:33.149 --> 00:06:36.069 mine, and at the same time, we've got Tara Reid 00:06:36.069 --> 00:06:39.990 off in the corner. She has a sniper rifle, and 00:06:39.990 --> 00:06:45.050 she fires at this police car that's obviously 00:06:45.050 --> 00:06:50.759 transferring a prisoner. being David, I'm not 00:06:50.759 --> 00:06:52.300 going to say his name right, Guy from Bones, 00:06:52.339 --> 00:06:56.240 Angel, David Guy. He is Death, the satanic club 00:06:56.240 --> 00:07:00.959 leader. And we also know that basically Tara 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:03.560 Reid and him are in love with each other. Tara 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.939 Reid's character, just to make it easier, is 00:07:05.939 --> 00:07:08.699 Lola Byrne. Tara Reid's character, her name is 00:07:08.699 --> 00:07:12.740 Lola Byrne. She is in love with Death, who's 00:07:12.740 --> 00:07:15.480 also, his real name is Luke Crash. We do learn 00:07:15.480 --> 00:07:19.529 that, Luke Crash. Yes, that is his real name. 00:07:19.610 --> 00:07:22.149 It's an interesting name. He goes by Death for 00:07:22.149 --> 00:07:24.730 the most part, and they're in love with each 00:07:24.730 --> 00:07:27.930 other. They psychologically torture a priest 00:07:27.930 --> 00:07:31.449 to prove that they mean business, and we learn 00:07:31.449 --> 00:07:34.310 that tonight, Death and Lola are getting married. 00:07:34.769 --> 00:07:38.910 This takes us to our main character, Jimmy Quavo. 00:07:39.129 --> 00:07:43.550 Jimmy Quavo is played by Edward Furlong. If you 00:07:43.550 --> 00:07:45.329 don't know who Edward Furlong is, you may recognize 00:07:45.329 --> 00:07:52.339 that name. John Connors in T2 Terminator. That's 00:07:52.339 --> 00:07:54.360 basically all else I can say about him. Like 00:07:54.360 --> 00:07:56.100 he hasn't done a whole lot of other things. He's 00:07:56.100 --> 00:07:58.399 been around, but just kind of always his background. 00:07:58.560 --> 00:08:02.100 This is his real first like starring role. And 00:08:02.100 --> 00:08:04.920 he wakes up in an obvious like bender stupor 00:08:04.920 --> 00:08:07.100 and he's in his trailer and he has a scorpion 00:08:07.100 --> 00:08:09.459 on him. This actually becomes a big deal because 00:08:09.459 --> 00:08:12.040 he just like grabs a scorpion and is able to 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:15.319 catch it and takes it with him for wherever he's 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:20.730 going next. There's a part, so I'm going to use 00:08:20.730 --> 00:08:25.129 language that I don't mean to be offensive or 00:08:25.129 --> 00:08:26.610 anything like that. I'm just going to use the 00:08:26.610 --> 00:08:29.089 language they use in the movie. This is not truly 00:08:29.089 --> 00:08:31.970 me talking. This is just what is in the movie. 00:08:32.250 --> 00:08:35.330 So painted on his trailer is the words engine 00:08:35.330 --> 00:08:39.049 lover, and lover is crossed off, and then murderer 00:08:39.049 --> 00:08:42.110 is written underneath it in graffiti. That is 00:08:42.110 --> 00:08:44.870 our intro to Jimmy Quavo, and then it goes to 00:08:44.870 --> 00:08:49.690 Emmanuel Criqui. Her name is Lily. She is making 00:08:49.690 --> 00:08:52.669 a speech. She is part of the Indian tribe that 00:08:52.669 --> 00:08:56.269 is there, and she is also the Indian shaman. 00:08:56.710 --> 00:08:59.210 She's making a speech about how the crow takes 00:08:59.210 --> 00:09:02.429 a person's soul to the afterlife. It's getting 00:09:02.429 --> 00:09:04.950 ready for the raven fest they do every year. 00:09:05.289 --> 00:09:07.370 That also confuses the hell out of me because 00:09:07.370 --> 00:09:13.090 they do say crow, raven, like interspersed. When 00:09:13.090 --> 00:09:15.190 they say Ravenfest, really they mean kind of 00:09:15.190 --> 00:09:17.470 Crowfest, but also they're just talking about 00:09:17.470 --> 00:09:22.710 the idea that the crow takes a person's soul 00:09:22.710 --> 00:09:27.110 to the afterlife. That's the big thing. At this 00:09:27.110 --> 00:09:29.110 point, it has been like 15 minutes in the movie, 00:09:29.149 --> 00:09:31.570 and they still have credits going. I guess they 00:09:31.570 --> 00:09:33.470 stopped because of the exposition and everything 00:09:33.470 --> 00:09:37.100 like that, but they do have credits going. Jimmy 00:09:37.100 --> 00:09:40.000 and Lily are together. They are a couple. They're 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:42.460 very much in love. We learn later in the movie 00:09:42.460 --> 00:09:44.799 that they've been together for a long time. Really 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:48.620 didn't know that before, but we learn that later 00:09:48.620 --> 00:09:52.019 on. And we also learn that Jimmy is off parole 00:09:52.019 --> 00:09:54.779 at midnight. And he makes a promise to Lily that 00:09:54.779 --> 00:09:58.120 he is going to be better. And he kisses her in 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:01.700 public, which is a big no -no. This is something 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:05.700 that was looked at because... he is an Indian 00:10:05.700 --> 00:10:09.360 murderer and we don't get the whole story about 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:11.580 how he's an Indian murderer and everything like 00:10:11.580 --> 00:10:13.279 that Indian murderer I'm going to say because 00:10:13.279 --> 00:10:16.259 this is not the language anymore we don't get 00:10:16.259 --> 00:10:18.879 how he's an Indian murderer we don't know that 00:10:18.879 --> 00:10:20.440 until later in the film because you know they 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:23.440 obviously have to for a difference of opinion 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:26.139 and everything like that but this pisses off 00:10:26.139 --> 00:10:29.480 Harold Harold is Danny Trejo he's one of the 00:10:29.480 --> 00:10:33.379 leaders of the tribe and also Tanner which is 00:10:33.379 --> 00:10:38.259 Lily's brother. And they're both the children 00:10:38.259 --> 00:10:41.600 of Harold Danny Trejo. So he kind of scares Jimmy 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:43.960 off, but Jimmy says to Lily that he's going to, 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:46.919 as soon as midnight hits, he is going to find 00:10:46.919 --> 00:10:49.960 her. They're going to get together and run away 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:52.980 or do whatever because now he'll be off parole. 00:10:53.100 --> 00:10:54.700 He doesn't need to be in the same spot anymore. 00:10:55.000 --> 00:10:56.840 And especially because he's looking for a new 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:58.840 start because everybody in the town knows who 00:10:58.840 --> 00:11:02.159 he is and the fact that he has killed some Indian 00:11:02.159 --> 00:11:05.179 person. So then it goes to midnight or just about 00:11:05.179 --> 00:11:07.720 before midnight. He has flowers. He's dressed 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:11.080 up. He's very excited to see Lily and get their 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:15.259 new lives together started. He has a shitbox 00:11:15.259 --> 00:11:17.940 car, which proves that he is down on his luck. 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.879 And the shitbox car kind of like crashes out 00:11:20.879 --> 00:11:24.360 on him. So he rides a bike into town. And as 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:26.279 he's riding his bike into town, we learn about 00:11:26.279 --> 00:11:27.779 the different sides of the town. There's the 00:11:27.779 --> 00:11:29.559 Indian land and then there's the white land. 00:11:29.720 --> 00:11:32.120 And basically, you just don't cross it. Apparently, 00:11:32.259 --> 00:11:34.620 there's there's a difference of don't cross this 00:11:34.620 --> 00:11:38.080 land because we're different people kind of thing. 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:43.120 Tanner is police, we learn, and he runs into 00:11:43.120 --> 00:11:46.200 Jimmy and runs his bike off the road. He also 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:48.899 warns Jimmy to not go near Lily and to just leave 00:11:48.899 --> 00:11:53.009 town. And for no reason, he. Just decides to 00:11:53.009 --> 00:11:54.950 play Russian roulette with an unarmed Jimmy. 00:11:55.230 --> 00:11:57.970 To like try to scare him. But Jimmy obviously 00:11:57.970 --> 00:12:00.570 is like do it. Because I saw the bullet slip 00:12:00.570 --> 00:12:03.850 into your sleeve. And Tanner's embarrassed. Well 00:12:03.850 --> 00:12:06.090 Tanner takes his embarrassment. And walks away 00:12:06.090 --> 00:12:08.269 with like his tail between his legs. And Jimmy 00:12:08.269 --> 00:12:12.490 picks up his bike. Continues to go. And get to 00:12:12.490 --> 00:12:17.379 Lily. Now he's a little late. Because he. was 00:12:17.379 --> 00:12:19.559 run into by tanner and everything like that so 00:12:19.559 --> 00:12:21.799 it's not quite midnight anymore it's now like 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:24.340 12 15 if you know anything about the crow movies 00:12:24.340 --> 00:12:28.519 and you may not but if you do they all have some 00:12:28.519 --> 00:12:32.480 kind of tragedy that beholds the hero and he's 00:12:32.480 --> 00:12:34.600 kind of stuck somewhere between like life and 00:12:34.600 --> 00:12:37.960 death obviously this is the part where it's going 00:12:37.960 --> 00:12:41.840 to happen so he gets into the shop she runs she 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:44.080 runs like a kitschy shop as well as being the 00:12:44.080 --> 00:12:47.850 shaman of the indian tribe that is there and 00:12:47.850 --> 00:12:50.789 to his surprise Lily's not there waiting for 00:12:50.789 --> 00:12:53.190 him and he's kind of like looking around and 00:12:53.190 --> 00:12:55.570 then all of a sudden he sees these guys with 00:12:55.570 --> 00:12:59.450 masks it's war pestilence and then we get death 00:12:59.450 --> 00:13:03.789 Lola and famine all come from the back room including 00:13:03.789 --> 00:13:07.230 dragging Lily Lily is tied up she has her mouth 00:13:07.230 --> 00:13:13.500 shut and Jimmy is beside himself and he wants 00:13:13.500 --> 00:13:17.240 to fight all of them but Luke slash death Luke 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:20.980 slash death is able to grab him and take care 00:13:20.980 --> 00:13:23.360 of him easily he's able to tie him up and he's 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:26.279 also able to put a noose around his neck and 00:13:26.279 --> 00:13:30.940 put a stool under him so he's now about to be 00:13:30.940 --> 00:13:35.679 hung we learned that for some reason they need 00:13:35.679 --> 00:13:39.100 Lily's eyes they need the eyes of a shaman and 00:13:39.100 --> 00:13:44.700 so not only do they stab Lily in front of Jimmy 00:13:44.700 --> 00:13:50.480 they also take her eyes and this gives us a flashback 00:13:50.480 --> 00:13:52.960 which is at the weirdest time because all of 00:13:52.960 --> 00:13:54.340 this stuff is happening and we're just going 00:13:54.340 --> 00:13:56.860 to take a random flashback but it's to show that 00:13:56.860 --> 00:13:59.019 Luke and Jimmy are friends they have history 00:13:59.019 --> 00:14:02.960 and they both kind of like lusted over Lily but 00:14:02.960 --> 00:14:05.519 Lily liked Jimmy more when you look at these 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:10.919 two I am very certain in my masculinity and my 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:12.519 attraction to women and everything like that 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.500 but if there's an attractive guy I will admit 00:14:14.500 --> 00:14:17.559 when there's an attractive guy Luke is definitely 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:20.639 the better looking than Jimmy I have no clue 00:14:20.639 --> 00:14:22.500 why she would have chosen Jimmy in the first 00:14:22.500 --> 00:14:25.940 place I'm sorry but it's just it's it's literally 00:14:25.940 --> 00:14:29.980 Hercules versus like a worm it's not even close 00:14:29.980 --> 00:14:33.679 um but for whatever reason Lily likes Jimmy and 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:37.419 that's fine it then flashes back to the future 00:14:37.419 --> 00:14:43.679 and Lola is holding an obvious fake eye and it's 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:45.980 supposed to be the eyes of a shaman. And she 00:14:45.980 --> 00:14:48.100 does this weird ritual and just like start saying 00:14:48.100 --> 00:14:51.059 these words and then closes her eyes and opens 00:14:51.059 --> 00:14:53.299 them. And they're blue now and they're just they 00:14:53.299 --> 00:14:57.379 happen to be the eyes of Lily. And they talk 00:14:57.379 --> 00:14:59.779 about with no eyes that Lily will be lost in 00:14:59.779 --> 00:15:01.440 the spirit world forever because she's not going 00:15:01.440 --> 00:15:04.440 to be able to see. Obviously, Jimmy is really 00:15:04.440 --> 00:15:06.379 hurt and he is yelling at them and screaming 00:15:06.379 --> 00:15:08.759 at them and everything like that. He is just 00:15:08.759 --> 00:15:11.519 beside himself. They killed Lily and they took 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:13.919 her eyes. And it's a big thing about the spirit 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:15.659 world and everything like that. And she's going 00:15:15.659 --> 00:15:18.659 to be lost forever. And Luke is just kind of 00:15:18.659 --> 00:15:22.159 tired of it. So he does one fell knife swoop 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:25.940 while he's hanging there, by the way. You could 00:15:25.940 --> 00:15:28.340 have just pushed the stool or whatever. But he 00:15:28.340 --> 00:15:31.899 does a knife swoop and Jimmy is dead. And death. 00:15:32.320 --> 00:15:35.500 has his heart and this is a big deal because 00:15:35.500 --> 00:15:37.960 they killed a loved one or something like that 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:41.220 and the blood that falls out of jimmy falls in 00:15:41.220 --> 00:15:43.340 the pattern of a heart you know it's symbolism 00:15:43.340 --> 00:15:47.179 it's nice it would be a little nicer if it wasn't 00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:51.320 because he's dead but you know symbolism because 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:56.440 of the ritual this is when we learn that luke 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:59.200 wants to become the devil Or he wants to become 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:01.559 Satan, I guess, or bring Satan to the world. 00:16:01.779 --> 00:16:04.980 And because of this thing that they did, he all 00:16:04.980 --> 00:16:07.659 of a sudden gets 666 branded on him after. Not 00:16:07.659 --> 00:16:10.360 like, oh, they branded him. No, it just starts 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:13.659 appearing on him. So we know they're doing this 00:16:13.659 --> 00:16:17.120 ritual to kind of bring Satan back. It had nothing 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.480 to do with the mines, I don't think. It was just 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:20.919 the fact that they could kill all these people 00:16:20.919 --> 00:16:23.240 just because they wanted to kill them. And they 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:26.820 want to bring Satan to the living world. Death 00:16:26.820 --> 00:16:30.490 slash Luke. He tells Famine and Pestilence to 00:16:30.490 --> 00:16:33.370 drag their bodies to the dump and get rid of 00:16:33.370 --> 00:16:36.190 them. Famine, when they're at the dump, sees 00:16:36.190 --> 00:16:38.929 an old freezer that his mother apparently used 00:16:38.929 --> 00:16:41.250 to lock him in. So he's like, this is perfect. 00:16:41.409 --> 00:16:43.710 Like, I can get my revenge. So he puts their 00:16:43.710 --> 00:16:46.529 bodies in the freezer, pushes it off the top 00:16:46.529 --> 00:16:48.929 of the dump into this water that's not really 00:16:48.929 --> 00:16:51.350 water. It's some kind of something that catches 00:16:51.350 --> 00:16:55.529 on fire. And the reason I bring that up is because 00:16:55.529 --> 00:17:00.129 it seems like... Every single liquid that they 00:17:00.129 --> 00:17:03.570 have so far catches on fire. It looks like it's 00:17:03.570 --> 00:17:05.430 supposed to be water. I think it is supposed 00:17:05.430 --> 00:17:07.349 to be water, but for whatever reason, they push 00:17:07.349 --> 00:17:09.549 the freezer into the water, and then Pestilence 00:17:09.549 --> 00:17:11.549 throws a cigarette at it, and it catches fire. 00:17:13.089 --> 00:17:16.329 So, there we go. End of movie. Jimmy's dead. 00:17:16.450 --> 00:17:19.549 Lily's dead. I mean, they technically could keep 00:17:19.549 --> 00:17:22.329 the movie going and bring Satan, but, you know, 00:17:22.430 --> 00:17:24.769 Jimmy's dead. So, our main character's gone. 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:28.859 But that's not how Crow movies work. And also, 00:17:28.920 --> 00:17:32.779 we learn that because Lily was a shaman, Lo now 00:17:32.779 --> 00:17:35.220 gets these visions. And she can see kind of the 00:17:35.220 --> 00:17:37.519 future and everything like that. It's not important 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:39.960 right now, these visions. It'll come across later. 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:44.519 But basically, the thing we think we see. And 00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:48.059 who knows, because... No offense to Tara Reid, 00:17:48.160 --> 00:17:50.579 but she's not the best actress and she could 00:17:50.579 --> 00:17:53.440 be totally trying to think something else, but 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:56.359 it shows on her face differently. I think what 00:17:56.359 --> 00:17:58.839 I read about it was that she sees something about 00:17:58.839 --> 00:18:01.660 the future and Luke, and she's now a little nervous 00:18:01.660 --> 00:18:04.680 about, hey, what did I get myself into? That's 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:06.980 not what it deals with right then. It just goes 00:18:06.980 --> 00:18:11.720 to the next scene where Jimmy is now in the spirit 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:15.579 world and he sees a crow that leads him towards 00:18:15.579 --> 00:18:19.309 the tree. that they carve their names into and 00:18:19.309 --> 00:18:23.849 swinging on the tree in a swing is Lily but she 00:18:23.849 --> 00:18:27.589 has no eyes and it's like a jump scare moment 00:18:27.589 --> 00:18:30.309 that's not really scary and then Jimmy emerges 00:18:30.309 --> 00:18:33.950 from the freezer alive and it's just like I'm 00:18:33.950 --> 00:18:37.670 alive and the water was actually toxic waste 00:18:37.670 --> 00:18:41.869 um We learned that now because of the skull and 00:18:41.869 --> 00:18:43.670 crossbones on the drums of liquid. I just wanted 00:18:43.670 --> 00:18:45.829 to prove that because I thought it was just water 00:18:45.829 --> 00:18:47.269 and it was catching on fire, but it's actually 00:18:47.269 --> 00:18:49.730 toxic waste. So, you know, they actually did 00:18:49.730 --> 00:18:53.009 okay with that, I guess. Jimmy sees the last 00:18:53.009 --> 00:18:55.750 moments of their deaths again about when he goes 00:18:55.750 --> 00:18:58.329 to the trading store and there are lines. So 00:18:58.329 --> 00:19:01.329 he sees this whole scene again in his head and 00:19:01.329 --> 00:19:03.029 we get to see it because of the audience and 00:19:03.029 --> 00:19:05.130 everything like that. There were lines that were 00:19:05.130 --> 00:19:09.759 said that weren't even. part of the scene like 00:19:09.759 --> 00:19:11.940 in the flashback he sees a completely different 00:19:11.940 --> 00:19:15.240 scene with different lines that were said and 00:19:15.240 --> 00:19:21.259 i'm just going i'm sorry what huh um he takes 00:19:21.259 --> 00:19:24.259 lily back to the training store because he wants 00:19:24.259 --> 00:19:26.059 to give her like a proper burial and everything 00:19:26.059 --> 00:19:30.880 and well really he wants to give her a proper 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.880 burial but he also doesn't want to live without 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:36.480 her and he knows that he can find a gun there 00:19:36.779 --> 00:19:40.240 And so he shoots himself, but he doesn't die. 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:43.019 And he just sits there asking in the mirror, 00:19:43.160 --> 00:19:47.980 what am I? This is when he decides that, okay, 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:51.759 he can't die. Maybe he'll just start getting 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:54.200 revenge or something like that. He goes to his 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:56.440 trailer and because he apparently doesn't need 00:19:56.440 --> 00:19:58.319 a place to live anymore, he just sets the trailer 00:19:58.319 --> 00:20:04.440 on fire and he does his makeup. Like, so he puts 00:20:04.440 --> 00:20:07.369 this makeup on him to kind of like, embody the 00:20:07.369 --> 00:20:09.390 idea of the crow better there's no reason for 00:20:09.390 --> 00:20:13.069 it he can just be Jimmy but because for whatever 00:20:13.069 --> 00:20:15.230 reason he thinks he's a superhero now he does 00:20:15.230 --> 00:20:18.829 like makeup that he did in the way Lily did for 00:20:18.829 --> 00:20:22.230 his first Ravenfest remember back in the days 00:20:22.230 --> 00:20:25.190 when like Green Day first started out and they 00:20:25.190 --> 00:20:27.190 wanted to appear a little more like pop punk 00:20:27.190 --> 00:20:29.730 and everything like that and you know it's kind 00:20:29.730 --> 00:20:31.829 of like Billy Joe Armstrong was a little more 00:20:31.829 --> 00:20:35.710 like paler with the makeup and everything and 00:20:36.190 --> 00:20:38.430 That kind of thing. This is essentially what 00:20:38.430 --> 00:20:43.069 he goes for. And it's not scary. It's not, like, 00:20:43.130 --> 00:20:46.769 good. It's just the way he looks in this. And 00:20:46.769 --> 00:20:48.650 it's just kind of, I don't know, it's goofy the 00:20:48.650 --> 00:20:51.130 entire time. He draws, like, inverted crosses 00:20:51.130 --> 00:20:53.450 under his eyes. But it's just done with, like, 00:20:53.450 --> 00:20:56.470 an eyeliner pencil that's just so thin that you 00:20:56.470 --> 00:20:59.109 can barely see it half the time. So, yeah, that's 00:20:59.109 --> 00:21:02.029 what he looks like now. And as he's walking away 00:21:02.029 --> 00:21:05.670 from the flames of the trailer. A crow lands 00:21:05.670 --> 00:21:09.150 on a shoulder like an actual crow, not like the 00:21:09.150 --> 00:21:11.930 crow superhero. I got to differentiate that because 00:21:11.930 --> 00:21:16.670 there are some parts that get a little confusing 00:21:16.670 --> 00:21:20.049 with the real crow versus the superhero crow. 00:21:20.150 --> 00:21:22.809 So I'll say like the animal crow versus hero 00:21:22.809 --> 00:21:25.069 crow. Those are those are the words I'm going 00:21:25.069 --> 00:21:28.470 to use to describe the differences. So he's leaving 00:21:28.470 --> 00:21:34.690 this trailer and Tanner finds Lily's body. and 00:21:34.690 --> 00:21:41.009 he knows that Jimmy did it. Jimmy showed up, 00:21:41.009 --> 00:21:45.109 and he's making him pay. That's what he thought. 00:21:45.470 --> 00:21:50.349 So he is beside himself because his sister's 00:21:50.349 --> 00:21:52.569 dead, but he knows he needs to get the group 00:21:52.569 --> 00:21:56.849 together to go find Jimmy. At the same time as 00:21:56.849 --> 00:22:01.690 all this, the gang has gotten to... their hideout 00:22:01.690 --> 00:22:04.289 essentially and they're just going to do a bunch 00:22:04.289 --> 00:22:06.529 of drugs and celebrate and everything like that 00:22:06.529 --> 00:22:11.609 and lola is like viciously rubbing her hands 00:22:11.609 --> 00:22:14.109 in the sink like trying to get rid of the blood 00:22:14.109 --> 00:22:17.650 from lily that you know she killed and everything 00:22:17.650 --> 00:22:20.710 like that and the issue is she keeps seeing the 00:22:20.710 --> 00:22:23.069 blood like even no matter how hard she scrubs 00:22:23.069 --> 00:22:24.910 it keeps staying there even though there's nothing 00:22:24.910 --> 00:22:28.089 there and death's able to talk to her and just 00:22:28.089 --> 00:22:30.759 be like You're okay. We're all good. Everything's 00:22:30.759 --> 00:22:35.880 fine. And trying to get them to kind of party 00:22:35.880 --> 00:22:37.680 it up because there's going to be a wedding later 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:44.119 and they need to do more preparation before they 00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:46.180 can actually go through with the wedding. After 00:22:46.180 --> 00:22:48.059 the celebration and everything, they move out 00:22:48.059 --> 00:22:52.339 and they go to find their first real victim. 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:56.599 Their first real victim is this guy, Moses. Moses 00:22:56.599 --> 00:22:59.480 has history with Luke. Everybody in this town 00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:01.160 seems to have history with one another. They 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:02.839 all know who each other is and everything like 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:05.539 that. Moses has turned his life around and he's 00:23:05.539 --> 00:23:13.400 now a preacher. Apparently, not only does he 00:23:13.400 --> 00:23:16.240 know Luke, he apparently killed Luke's father. 00:23:16.619 --> 00:23:20.960 Death gives him a super tough decision. Moses 00:23:20.960 --> 00:23:24.420 is now married and his wife is in the other room 00:23:24.420 --> 00:23:26.720 and doesn't know what's happening. And mind you, 00:23:26.740 --> 00:23:29.619 they're actually like performing a wedding right 00:23:29.619 --> 00:23:33.079 now. I do not know what time it is at this point, 00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:36.140 but it supposedly all takes place over like one, 00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:40.140 two nights. So it's got to be like 3 a .m. at 00:23:40.140 --> 00:23:41.859 this point. And they're doing a wedding in the 00:23:41.859 --> 00:23:44.539 middle of this place. The lights are all kind 00:23:44.539 --> 00:23:46.680 of screwy because sometimes it's dark, sometimes 00:23:46.680 --> 00:23:48.660 it's light. Sometimes they're at a bar, sometimes 00:23:48.660 --> 00:23:51.779 they're not. It's the weirdest thing. I don't 00:23:51.779 --> 00:23:53.940 know exactly what time it is ever during this 00:23:53.940 --> 00:23:57.880 movie. Well, so Moses's wife is in the other 00:23:57.880 --> 00:24:00.440 room and he sends famine. Death sends famine 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:04.859 to go basically torture her. And at first you 00:24:04.859 --> 00:24:08.539 just hear like some stuff break and a gunshot 00:24:08.539 --> 00:24:12.380 and you hear nothing else. And death threw a 00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:15.430 gun at Moses's feet. And he's just like, no, 00:24:15.569 --> 00:24:17.190 I'm not doing that. I'm not part of that life 00:24:17.190 --> 00:24:19.170 anymore. I don't kill anymore. I don't do this. 00:24:19.170 --> 00:24:21.750 I don't do this. I don't do this. Well, the gunshot 00:24:21.750 --> 00:24:24.410 going off was enough that he grabbed the gun. 00:24:24.789 --> 00:24:27.089 Death turns around and was like, I knew you were 00:24:27.089 --> 00:24:29.950 a killer. Turns around and shoots him dead. So, 00:24:29.950 --> 00:24:35.029 Moses is dead. The wife is actually still alive. 00:24:36.109 --> 00:24:40.269 And Death, to prove that he means business, he 00:24:40.269 --> 00:24:44.410 lets war shoot the other witnesses. The only 00:24:44.410 --> 00:24:47.650 one left alive is Moses' wife. And basically 00:24:47.650 --> 00:24:51.529 to live in a world where he's gone and to leave 00:24:51.529 --> 00:24:54.630 her to suffer. And the only reason he's doing 00:24:54.630 --> 00:24:57.529 that is because Moses left Luke in the world 00:24:57.529 --> 00:25:00.529 after killing his father. So it's kind of like 00:25:00.529 --> 00:25:04.369 a reverse punishment for Moses' wife. While this 00:25:04.369 --> 00:25:06.710 is happening, Lola is starting to feel bad. And 00:25:06.710 --> 00:25:08.349 she's starting to question everything because... 00:25:09.659 --> 00:25:12.019 She knew that he wanted revenge on Moses, and 00:25:12.019 --> 00:25:14.220 that was fine. That was what it was, you know? 00:25:14.339 --> 00:25:17.559 But when he let war shoot the witnesses, that's 00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:20.180 when she was like, what? No, we don't kill people 00:25:20.180 --> 00:25:24.200 like this. So, again, that's what I'm reading 00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:28.740 into it. It's Tara Reid, so we never know. And 00:25:28.740 --> 00:25:30.779 it's not like she's the worst actress in this 00:25:30.779 --> 00:25:33.279 film. There's a lot worse in this film, but it's 00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:35.279 just one of those things where she also is not 00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:37.819 the best at conveying certain things. Pestilence. 00:25:38.349 --> 00:25:41.329 does not actually go to the area Moses was at. 00:25:41.450 --> 00:25:45.769 He was not there. He was busy trying to score 00:25:45.769 --> 00:25:50.970 some more peyote at a bar. And he's alone. And 00:25:50.970 --> 00:25:53.769 all of a sudden, a crow lands near his foot and 00:25:53.769 --> 00:25:55.450 starts pecking towards his foot and everything 00:25:55.450 --> 00:25:58.650 like that. So guess who's here? Jimmy! He's alive! 00:25:59.930 --> 00:26:04.230 He grabs pestilence and goes, where's Luke? He 00:26:04.230 --> 00:26:07.069 owes me two lifetimes and a perfect set of blue 00:26:07.069 --> 00:26:11.210 eyes. And it's such a terrible hammy read. That's 00:26:11.210 --> 00:26:13.789 exactly why I included it because it's just so 00:26:13.789 --> 00:26:18.430 bad. It's so awful. Just some of these lines 00:26:18.430 --> 00:26:20.809 are cheap as hell and everything like that. I 00:26:20.809 --> 00:26:23.470 remember. So I don't remember exactly when this 00:26:23.470 --> 00:26:25.150 happened, but when they went to Moses's thing. 00:26:25.950 --> 00:26:28.309 Somebody goes, who are you? And he goes, I'll 00:26:28.309 --> 00:26:33.609 tell you for $47 .66. I have no context for this 00:26:33.609 --> 00:26:35.990 line. I have no clue what happened. And I really, 00:26:36.029 --> 00:26:38.430 I screwed up that I didn't include a note on 00:26:38.430 --> 00:26:42.190 it. But yeah, so some of these lines are just 00:26:42.190 --> 00:26:47.869 absolutely horrible. So he owes me two lifetimes 00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:49.910 and a perfect set of blue eyes. A slow motion 00:26:49.910 --> 00:26:54.940 fight scene occurs. It's all in Jimmy's favor. 00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:58.460 Pestilence didn't stand a chance. And there's 00:26:58.460 --> 00:27:01.319 a bug zapper in the middle of the room to kill 00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:07.240 some of the bugs. And Jimmy the crow grabs Pestilence's 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:09.619 head and pushes it against the bug zapper, killing 00:27:09.619 --> 00:27:13.640 him. There we go. One down. We got one of the 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:17.569 group of five down. So Jimmy gets out of the 00:27:17.569 --> 00:27:20.329 bar and the next time we see him. So there's 00:27:20.329 --> 00:27:23.329 like a joke about the hearse driver. The hearse 00:27:23.329 --> 00:27:26.809 driver is driving Lily's body to be buried or 00:27:26.809 --> 00:27:28.670 to at least be taken to the funeral home and 00:27:28.670 --> 00:27:32.289 everything like that. Jimmy commandeers the hearse 00:27:32.289 --> 00:27:34.549 and leaves the hearse driver basically stranded 00:27:34.549 --> 00:27:37.650 to walk home. And he takes her body to the tree 00:27:37.650 --> 00:27:39.549 that they put their names into and he buries 00:27:39.549 --> 00:27:41.910 her under it. This is the like final goodbye 00:27:41.910 --> 00:27:45.160 and everything like that. Uh, Danny Trejo, Harold, 00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:48.319 Harold wants to show that they're kind of justice 00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:51.640 on Jimmy, the engine killer. So essentially they 00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:54.380 get the, everybody together and they've come 00:27:54.380 --> 00:27:57.119 up with basically mob mentality. They're going 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:59.779 to hunt down as the Indian tribe. They're going 00:27:59.779 --> 00:28:03.200 to hunt down Jimmy because they're all so certain 00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:06.279 that Jimmy is the one who killed Lily. After 00:28:06.279 --> 00:28:12.779 Jimmy, the crow, um, buries Lily. He goes to 00:28:12.779 --> 00:28:16.440 the place where Moses was. And our gang goes 00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:21.220 to Ravenfest. So we've gotten to Ravenfest. 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And we finally get to see the flashback 00:30:22.039 --> 00:30:25.759 about why everyone calls Jimmy a killer. Essentially, 00:30:25.839 --> 00:30:29.079 when they were in high school, a football player 00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:34.859 was pretty much raping Lily. Definitely against 00:30:34.859 --> 00:30:37.279 her will, trying to get her clothes off, everything 00:30:37.279 --> 00:30:41.039 like that. And Jimmy, I don't remember exactly 00:30:41.039 --> 00:30:43.640 what happened. I think he just like hit him a 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:45.700 little too hard and he died from that. I don't 00:30:45.700 --> 00:30:48.700 think it was anything else. And it was just one 00:30:48.700 --> 00:30:50.099 of those things where like he was protecting 00:30:50.099 --> 00:30:55.460 Lily and essentially all he got was parole. He 00:30:55.460 --> 00:30:57.039 didn't spend a lot of time in jail or anything 00:30:57.039 --> 00:30:58.640 like that. He also was in high school, so he 00:30:58.640 --> 00:31:00.619 may have been underage, so may have gone to juvie 00:31:00.619 --> 00:31:03.589 or something. We have no clue. But that football 00:31:03.589 --> 00:31:07.150 player, it turns out it was Moses and his wife's 00:31:07.150 --> 00:31:11.710 son. So once she figures out who he is, she walks 00:31:11.710 --> 00:31:15.190 away and grabs a gun and holds it on Jimmy. And 00:31:15.190 --> 00:31:19.369 Jimmy's just like, you can't kill me. And even 00:31:19.369 --> 00:31:21.910 more so, I'm going to help you here. Because 00:31:21.910 --> 00:31:25.750 he finds that Moses has a pulse. And he is able 00:31:25.750 --> 00:31:29.289 to, with his crow powers, which they never explain, 00:31:29.410 --> 00:31:31.869 but somehow he's able to do it. Bring Moses back 00:31:31.869 --> 00:31:39.410 to life. And so Moses' wife is essentially forgiving 00:31:39.410 --> 00:31:43.529 him because she now realizes he's not as bad 00:31:43.529 --> 00:31:47.509 as she thought he was. I don't know. Maybe not, 00:31:47.690 --> 00:31:52.750 but you still killed their son. Like, that's 00:31:52.750 --> 00:31:55.430 my thing is you still did it. Like, you still 00:31:55.430 --> 00:31:57.329 killed him, even if you didn't mean to or anything 00:31:57.329 --> 00:32:00.869 like that. I know, yes. Two wrongs don't make 00:32:00.869 --> 00:32:03.930 a right, though. He was trying to pressure Lily 00:32:03.930 --> 00:32:07.450 into something. But again, that shouldn't mean 00:32:07.450 --> 00:32:12.109 kill. Yes, you should protect her. And yes, there 00:32:12.109 --> 00:32:18.470 are. It was it looks like an accident. However, 00:32:18.789 --> 00:32:21.369 you still did it, you know, and two wrongs again, 00:32:21.410 --> 00:32:25.990 don't make a right. So the only way now she forgives 00:32:25.990 --> 00:32:28.089 him because he just helps Moses come back to 00:32:28.089 --> 00:32:32.450 life, I guess. fine um it feels a little weird 00:32:32.450 --> 00:32:34.670 to me it feels like because she apparently had 00:32:34.670 --> 00:32:38.190 this grudge for forever and now it's just forgotten 00:32:38.190 --> 00:32:40.750 because oh you were able to save my husband thank 00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:45.690 you cool we're good um then there's this fake 00:32:45.690 --> 00:32:48.670 ass crow sequence showing they fly the crow like 00:32:48.670 --> 00:32:51.750 the animal crow is like flying across the sky 00:32:51.750 --> 00:32:55.690 and everything He's on his way to Ravenfest because 00:32:55.690 --> 00:32:57.609 he finds out that's where they're going next. 00:32:57.730 --> 00:32:59.910 That's where Moses' wife told him they were going. 00:33:00.109 --> 00:33:04.549 So the fake -ass crow goes first. And basically, 00:33:04.630 --> 00:33:08.410 we go to Ravenfest where the gang is hanging 00:33:08.410 --> 00:33:13.349 out. And Luke and Lola are sitting at a table. 00:33:13.809 --> 00:33:16.509 And they've been building up this Ravenfest. 00:33:17.390 --> 00:33:18.910 They've been building it up, building it up, 00:33:18.930 --> 00:33:21.140 building it up. And it really, there's like seven 00:33:21.140 --> 00:33:23.380 people there. It's like a bad junior high dance. 00:33:23.539 --> 00:33:25.519 Nobody's actually doing anything. They're just 00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:29.980 kind of like around and everything. And as they 00:33:29.980 --> 00:33:33.460 get in there, Famine starts putting on baseball 00:33:33.460 --> 00:33:36.400 equipment. Like he's got knee pads and like a 00:33:36.400 --> 00:33:40.140 chest protector and puts on a like mask and everything 00:33:40.140 --> 00:33:43.460 like that. And he grabs a bat and he just starts 00:33:43.460 --> 00:33:47.390 going crazy, smashing everything. The issue is 00:33:47.390 --> 00:33:49.690 some of these he's wearing the catcher's mask 00:33:49.690 --> 00:33:52.130 and sometimes he's not wearing any of the equipment 00:33:52.130 --> 00:33:54.509 he put on. Sometimes it's just him smashing and 00:33:54.509 --> 00:33:57.190 sometimes he has like full gear on. And it is 00:33:57.190 --> 00:34:00.250 the weirdest thing because it literally is like 00:34:00.250 --> 00:34:03.609 every other shot almost is equipment, no equipment, 00:34:03.710 --> 00:34:05.670 equipment, no equipment. It just keeps switching 00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:10.719 back and forth. Well, before he's able to do 00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:15.119 any real, real damage, famine is the bat is grabbed 00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:19.579 and the crow is there and they get into essentially 00:34:19.579 --> 00:34:23.239 a baseball bat duel where the crow is grabbing 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:24.980 it and like hitting famine and everything like 00:34:24.980 --> 00:34:28.500 that. And he ends up knocking him out. So famine's 00:34:28.500 --> 00:34:31.440 knocked out. He's not killed at this point. At 00:34:31.440 --> 00:34:33.380 least we don't think so. But he really doesn't 00:34:33.380 --> 00:34:36.579 come back at any point. So, yeah, he's knocked 00:34:36.579 --> 00:34:43.130 out. Which gets Jimmy the crow into a conversation 00:34:43.130 --> 00:34:47.389 with Death slash Luke and Lola. And they're having 00:34:47.389 --> 00:34:49.050 this whole conversation. Then all of a sudden, 00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:53.889 Luke slash Death throws an axe and hits the animal 00:34:53.889 --> 00:34:57.809 crow. And like wounds him. So now Jimmy can feel 00:34:57.809 --> 00:35:02.469 pain again. And so Luke starts fighting with 00:35:02.469 --> 00:35:05.309 him. And he is just absolutely dominating. This 00:35:05.309 --> 00:35:07.449 is the point of the movie where... It's becoming 00:35:07.449 --> 00:35:10.070 obvious like Jimmy would be overmatched if he 00:35:10.070 --> 00:35:12.789 didn't have these crow abilities. He's just absolutely 00:35:12.789 --> 00:35:16.969 getting just wasted. Also, war starts going to 00:35:16.969 --> 00:35:20.550 town shooting innocent people, including he tried 00:35:20.550 --> 00:35:24.269 to shoot a kid, which Lola saw in a vision. And 00:35:24.269 --> 00:35:28.550 Jimmy was able to like get him to get the kid 00:35:28.550 --> 00:35:32.599 out of war's path. After he saves the kid and 00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:34.800 the gang's able to get away, the little kid's 00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:37.139 like, where's my daddy? And the crow goes, it's 00:35:37.139 --> 00:35:39.719 going to be okay. And it fades out on the scene. 00:35:40.260 --> 00:35:42.500 Just, yeah, you know, he probably is definitely 00:35:42.500 --> 00:35:45.559 dead. I'm pretty sure we actually saw him die 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:49.679 at the hand of war. And Jimmy's just, it's going 00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:53.900 to be okay. No, it's not. That kid's dad is dead. 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:58.179 He is. gone so let's not lie to the kid and make 00:35:58.179 --> 00:36:00.079 him feel like oh everything's gonna be fine my 00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:02.539 daddy's good and everything like that the gang 00:36:02.539 --> 00:36:06.000 leaves Ravenfest then we go to the hearse driver 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:10.019 who's walking along the street and Tanner drives 00:36:10.019 --> 00:36:14.000 past him and he pulls over and he's just like 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:16.059 he recognizes that's a hearse driver and he goes 00:36:16.059 --> 00:36:21.940 um what the hell happened and basically Jimmy 00:36:21.940 --> 00:36:25.230 stole my hearse Stole the body. And now he's 00:36:25.230 --> 00:36:27.909 at Ravenfest. And Tanner's like, okay, I'm on 00:36:27.909 --> 00:36:30.369 it. And leaves the hearse driver still stranded 00:36:30.369 --> 00:36:34.730 and goes and drives to Ravenfest. He sees all 00:36:34.730 --> 00:36:36.909 the bloodshed and he sees that Jimmy is still 00:36:36.909 --> 00:36:40.210 there. And basically he holds him at gunpoint. 00:36:40.630 --> 00:36:43.090 But Jimmy, this is what he wants. He wants to 00:36:43.090 --> 00:36:45.469 die. He wants to be with Lily. He does not want 00:36:45.469 --> 00:36:50.349 to be on this mortal coil anymore. So while Tanner 00:36:50.349 --> 00:36:53.719 holds him at gunpoint. He grabs Tanner and is 00:36:53.719 --> 00:36:56.019 just kind of like, do it, but I need you to see 00:36:56.019 --> 00:36:58.679 what happened tonight. And all of a sudden Tanner 00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:01.400 just goes in like this trance and can see everything 00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:03.480 that happened tonight. The death of Lily, the 00:37:03.480 --> 00:37:07.099 death of him, his resurrection, that this gang 00:37:07.099 --> 00:37:10.739 is doing all of this, everything like that. And 00:37:10.739 --> 00:37:16.139 Tanner now doesn't want to shoot Jimmy. He still 00:37:16.139 --> 00:37:18.380 doesn't trust him, but he doesn't want to shoot 00:37:18.380 --> 00:37:22.300 him anymore. I don't know why Jimmy would do 00:37:22.300 --> 00:37:24.940 that if he just wanted to die. All of a sudden, 00:37:24.940 --> 00:37:27.559 you're just like, cool. Like, hey, by the way, 00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:29.619 I do actually want to kind of live. So, like, 00:37:29.659 --> 00:37:32.719 just see what I'm seeing and let me live. Okay? 00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:35.900 Okay. I think it's really partially because he 00:37:35.900 --> 00:37:38.039 knows that he's going to be the only one that 00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:42.760 can stand up to Luke. So, I guess that's kind 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:45.199 of the thought there. I don't exactly know. Again, 00:37:45.420 --> 00:37:49.780 this movie's not well, like, talked about. like 00:37:49.780 --> 00:37:51.900 in the script and everything. There's not a good 00:37:51.900 --> 00:37:57.940 script to protect this. So basically they're 00:37:57.940 --> 00:38:02.820 driving to the Inequity Church, is what it's 00:38:02.820 --> 00:38:05.679 called, the Church of Inequity. This is where 00:38:05.679 --> 00:38:08.639 they're going to have their wedding and where 00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:11.099 Satan is finally going to come and take over 00:38:11.099 --> 00:38:17.300 Luke and be on the living realm. And so all they 00:38:17.300 --> 00:38:20.239 need... before they can do this ceremony is they 00:38:20.239 --> 00:38:23.760 need to sacrifice a virgin and wouldn't you know 00:38:23.760 --> 00:38:25.460 it they're driving down the road and of course 00:38:25.460 --> 00:38:29.139 they find the hearse driver this poor guy like 00:38:29.139 --> 00:38:31.420 he's just a running gag at this point so they 00:38:31.420 --> 00:38:33.619 grab the hearse driver and they drive the church 00:38:33.619 --> 00:38:36.320 of inequity and the church of inequity is really 00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:39.920 a whorehouse it's not an actual church it's run 00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:42.820 by a bunch of prostitutes and their pimp el nino 00:38:42.820 --> 00:38:49.219 and The first prostitute to talk to them is Macy 00:38:49.219 --> 00:38:54.699 Gray. And she basically is kind of a little more 00:38:54.699 --> 00:38:58.199 upset with Lola that she returned. And we learn 00:38:58.199 --> 00:39:00.880 that Lola was essentially a prostitute before 00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:05.559 she became Luke's main squeeze and the eventual 00:39:05.559 --> 00:39:10.659 wife to the devil if their plan succeeds. So 00:39:10.659 --> 00:39:13.079 she takes him to the main pimp. And the main 00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.719 pimp is El Nino. And he is played by Dennis Hopper. 00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:22.179 This is the part, guys. This is the part that 00:39:22.179 --> 00:39:25.460 this movie broke me. Like, absolutely broke me. 00:39:25.500 --> 00:39:27.980 This is the worst performance I have seen in 00:39:27.980 --> 00:39:31.019 a movie ever. And it's not Dennis Hopper's fault. 00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:33.099 Well, it kind of is that he agreed to do this. 00:39:34.380 --> 00:39:40.119 Literally, some of the things he says are just 00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:45.880 absolute insanity to me. Absolute insanity. He 00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:49.880 calls people homie. He calls them shorties. He 00:39:49.880 --> 00:39:56.900 basically wears this fur coat. He refers to himself 00:39:56.900 --> 00:39:59.440 as El Nino in like the third person at least 00:39:59.440 --> 00:40:03.739 six, seven times. He's saying, OG, homeboy, shorty, 00:40:03.739 --> 00:40:07.840 these kind of things. It's just absolutely ridiculous. 00:40:08.099 --> 00:40:12.900 It's just awful. Anybody, I want to know. What 00:40:12.900 --> 00:40:16.400 made Dennis Hopper take this role? Because anybody 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:20.000 who would have read that character, I can't imagine 00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:23.239 them ever going, yeah, this is who I want to 00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:25.579 play. And especially somebody like Dennis Hopper. 00:40:25.639 --> 00:40:28.320 Like, he's an easy rider. He's in Blue Velvet. 00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.139 He's in Speed. He was in Waterworld. I mean, 00:40:31.179 --> 00:40:32.820 I know we joke about that movie and everything 00:40:32.820 --> 00:40:35.360 like that, but it's not like it was a bad idea 00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:39.679 to be in that show. Or that movie, I mean. Because 00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:41.340 everybody thought that was going to be the next 00:40:41.340 --> 00:40:44.219 big thing. It's not like this is crazy to take 00:40:44.219 --> 00:40:48.320 that. The Crow Wicked Prayer, however, is not 00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:53.559 Waterworld. It's not Speed. It's not Blue Velvet. 00:40:53.920 --> 00:40:59.659 It's a crazy, crazy role to me for him to take. 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:02.880 And I'm not saying he's perfect or anything like 00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:06.440 that. He doesn't have the best IMDb scores. overall 00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:09.639 or anything like that but just he's such a better 00:41:09.639 --> 00:41:14.920 actor he's an oscar -nominated actor and he's 00:41:14.920 --> 00:41:20.440 a pimp in this movie saying homie og like shorty 00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:23.159 that kind of stuff it's absolutely insane it's 00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:25.900 the worst role i think i've ever seen and for 00:41:25.900 --> 00:41:28.260 somebody like dennis hopper it just makes no 00:41:28.260 --> 00:41:31.840 sense to me whatsoever well so Part of the thing 00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:34.300 we also get is a little backstory about Lola. 00:41:34.659 --> 00:41:37.500 Lola stole the book from El Nino, the book that 00:41:37.500 --> 00:41:41.139 gives her all of the spells to create the shaman's 00:41:41.139 --> 00:41:44.119 eyes and her eyes, everything like that. And 00:41:44.119 --> 00:41:47.960 so she has to give El Nino the book back so that 00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:51.099 he can do the marriage ceremony. And basically, 00:41:51.119 --> 00:41:54.880 he makes her kiss the book, which is just creepy. 00:41:59.050 --> 00:42:02.809 He just it's absolute insanity. This this part 00:42:02.809 --> 00:42:06.130 of the thing. And we also get that basically 00:42:06.130 --> 00:42:09.130 he was the one that forced Lola into this life 00:42:09.130 --> 00:42:12.929 of prostitution. We see a flashback where he 00:42:12.929 --> 00:42:15.690 made her do her first time and everything like 00:42:15.690 --> 00:42:20.849 that. Kind of creepy. And I know it's to make 00:42:20.849 --> 00:42:25.039 us feel a little bad for Lola, but she. as much 00:42:25.039 --> 00:42:26.920 as i say there's these moments where it seems 00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:28.980 like she's questioning it she's starting to question 00:42:28.980 --> 00:42:31.179 it everything like that she never changes her 00:42:31.179 --> 00:42:34.539 mind like she still goes about and does this 00:42:34.539 --> 00:42:37.900 she still wants to marry luke she still does 00:42:37.900 --> 00:42:39.760 all of the things that he does and everything 00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:46.920 like that so it's not like she ever changes her 00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:48.880 mind or anything we're trying to feel bad for 00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:51.139 her but at the same time there's nothing to feel 00:42:51.139 --> 00:42:53.280 bad for she's still the one that's doing this 00:42:53.280 --> 00:42:56.000 she still doesn't it's not like she has to go 00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:57.440 through with this she could change her mind at 00:42:57.440 --> 00:42:59.980 any point i mean now she might be forced a little 00:42:59.980 --> 00:43:03.119 more but she could change her mind and we could 00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:06.119 feel bad for her while this is happening uh tanner 00:43:06.119 --> 00:43:08.380 is convincing the indian tribe to attack the 00:43:08.380 --> 00:43:11.519 inequity church and war is protecting the church 00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:15.250 it's just him and he's doing this By attaching 00:43:15.250 --> 00:43:18.650 dynamite to his body. So a whole Indian tribe 00:43:18.650 --> 00:43:22.269 and Jimmy the Crow versus one guy who attached 00:43:22.269 --> 00:43:24.449 dynamite to his chest that may blow himself up. 00:43:26.309 --> 00:43:29.849 I wonder how this is going to go. But I will 00:43:29.849 --> 00:43:32.550 say one of the things that is in his favor, now 00:43:32.550 --> 00:43:35.710 that the actual animal crow is hurt, Jimmy isn't 00:43:35.710 --> 00:43:38.409 invincible. And he doesn't have as strong a connection 00:43:38.409 --> 00:43:42.469 to his powers. War is able to get the drop on 00:43:42.469 --> 00:43:46.260 Jimmy. But Tanner takes a shot and knocks war 00:43:46.260 --> 00:43:48.760 down. They go through the whole ceremony and 00:43:48.760 --> 00:43:52.980 it's literally like, dearly beloved shorties, 00:43:52.980 --> 00:43:59.800 let's bring Satan up to the real world. Do you, 00:43:59.900 --> 00:44:04.760 Satan, take this shorty to be your OG, your homeboy, 00:44:04.940 --> 00:44:07.760 your whatever. It's literally like that is the 00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:09.880 ceremony and everything that he's doing. Blood, 00:44:09.940 --> 00:44:12.280 lust, anger, and some other deep, heavy shit 00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:14.659 that we're going through on this world. It was 00:44:14.659 --> 00:44:17.880 also at this moment that we learned that Luke's 00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:20.400 name is spelled L -U -C. And it's definitely 00:44:20.400 --> 00:44:23.139 supposed to be a play on Lucifer because Lucifer 00:44:23.139 --> 00:44:24.980 is supposed to get up here and everything like 00:44:24.980 --> 00:44:31.960 that. And Bone slash Angel Guy, he becomes... 00:44:32.820 --> 00:44:35.780 He becomes the devil. He definitely has this 00:44:35.780 --> 00:44:38.900 power now. He's a lot stronger. So when Jimmy's 00:44:38.900 --> 00:44:41.860 able to get into the church, he's able to get 00:44:41.860 --> 00:44:43.900 the jump on Jimmy and tie him up to the cross. 00:44:46.539 --> 00:44:50.099 The Indian tribe is shooting at the church, trying 00:44:50.099 --> 00:44:54.139 to kill Luke and Lola as they just walk out past 00:44:54.139 --> 00:44:57.099 them and get to the hearse. They're driving to 00:44:57.099 --> 00:44:59.059 the burial grounds to consummate their marriage. 00:45:01.369 --> 00:45:05.090 I'll also say at this point, at least this guy 00:45:05.090 --> 00:45:08.510 who played Luke was having fun. Like it is ridiculous. 00:45:08.650 --> 00:45:12.610 It is basically he hammed up this role and Dennis 00:45:12.610 --> 00:45:15.409 Hopper said, hold my beer, but he still hammed 00:45:15.409 --> 00:45:17.550 up this role and made it as crazy as possible 00:45:17.550 --> 00:45:19.949 to be the devil or this guy that wants to be 00:45:19.949 --> 00:45:24.809 the devil and everything. So he's able to escape 00:45:24.809 --> 00:45:26.849 with Lola. They're going to the burial grounds. 00:45:26.929 --> 00:45:29.369 They're going to consummate the marriage. The 00:45:29.369 --> 00:45:33.440 Indian gang. Basically, they help Jimmy get off 00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:38.940 the cross. And he realizes that he doesn't stand 00:45:38.940 --> 00:45:43.340 a chance unless his crow is healed. So they do 00:45:43.340 --> 00:45:51.260 a crow dance to save the animal crow. This includes 00:45:51.260 --> 00:45:54.199 Danny Trejo taking off his shirt and slow motion 00:45:54.199 --> 00:45:59.219 boobs bouncing. It was insane, this whole thing. 00:45:59.599 --> 00:46:03.119 This whole last half of the movie, the entire 00:46:03.119 --> 00:46:05.480 writer's room must have been on crack or something 00:46:05.480 --> 00:46:08.780 like that. Because the beginning's not great 00:46:08.780 --> 00:46:10.800 either. Don't get me wrong on this. It's not 00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:12.659 like I'm defending the beginning of this movie. 00:46:12.980 --> 00:46:18.119 But the end just devolves so horribly into just 00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:22.099 this slapstick of a Crow movie. It's like goofy 00:46:22.099 --> 00:46:25.360 in all of the wrong ways and everything. But 00:46:25.360 --> 00:46:28.039 the crow is fixed and he does another fake ass 00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:32.440 crow like CGI flight. And Jimmy is getting his 00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:35.619 way to the burial grounds. Where Luke has taken 00:46:35.619 --> 00:46:38.500 off his pants and he wears tighty whities. And 00:46:38.500 --> 00:46:44.000 he is pretend fucking Lola. It's not very good. 00:46:47.300 --> 00:46:49.719 Lola also knows that you need to look him in 00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:54.909 the eyes while doing that. The crow starts like 00:46:54.909 --> 00:46:58.670 fighting with Luke. So like Jimmy starts fighting 00:46:58.670 --> 00:47:01.289 with Luke. So Luke kind of has like a little 00:47:01.289 --> 00:47:03.349 bit of an edge, but it's pretty fair at this 00:47:03.349 --> 00:47:05.750 point. So Lola is trying to find any spell to 00:47:05.750 --> 00:47:08.670 help. And then all of a sudden the crow, the 00:47:08.670 --> 00:47:13.170 animal lands on a cactus and Jimmy gets all of 00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:15.309 his powers back, pretty much everything. And 00:47:15.309 --> 00:47:18.329 he's able to just take control of the fight. 00:47:18.940 --> 00:47:22.639 And including this last line before he's almost 00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:29.280 going to knock out Luke. Quote the raven, nevermore, 00:47:29.300 --> 00:47:35.699 motherfucker. Which again, it's a crow, not a 00:47:35.699 --> 00:47:39.960 raven. What are we doing? Do we know what a raven 00:47:39.960 --> 00:47:42.300 and a crow are? I know they're very similar, 00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:44.599 but they're not the exact same thing. I don't 00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:47.119 think a raven is part of the crow family. I'm 00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:51.119 not an expert in animal entomology or whatever 00:47:51.119 --> 00:47:55.800 it is. I'm not an expert on that. I don't think 00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:59.039 a raven is a crow. So saying the line, quote 00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:04.019 the raven, nevermore, motherfucker. I think they 00:48:04.019 --> 00:48:06.420 just screwed up on this one. I could be wrong, 00:48:06.500 --> 00:48:08.139 but I think they just screwed up on this one. 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:13.039 So he knocks out Luke. The sun rises, and Lola's 00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:15.420 eyes revert back to her old eyes. They're no 00:48:15.420 --> 00:48:17.239 longer those piercing blue eyes or anything. 00:48:18.059 --> 00:48:21.440 Luke decides he can make one more desperate attempt 00:48:21.440 --> 00:48:25.099 to beat the crow, but he's able to flip him onto 00:48:25.099 --> 00:48:27.860 a rock pile, and this rock stabs him right through 00:48:27.860 --> 00:48:32.079 the heart. And then Jimmy, making sure that Luke... 00:48:32.190 --> 00:48:34.730 Can't be the devil. Can't come back. Slits his 00:48:34.730 --> 00:48:40.250 throat. So he gone. And so now the Indian tribe 00:48:40.250 --> 00:48:45.269 gets there and Harold, Danny Trejo, almost shoots 00:48:45.269 --> 00:48:48.829 and kills Lola. Like had the shot, but Tanner 00:48:48.829 --> 00:48:52.230 grabbed the gun and lifted it up so he could 00:48:52.230 --> 00:48:56.139 stop him and arrest Lola. like yes harold wanted 00:48:56.139 --> 00:48:58.199 that revenge you killed my daughter everything 00:48:58.199 --> 00:49:00.760 like that but we also learn tanner grew up a 00:49:00.760 --> 00:49:02.679 little bit and he knows that the right action 00:49:02.679 --> 00:49:07.300 is justice not killing her and having another 00:49:07.300 --> 00:49:09.179 murderer in the world kind of thing like an eye 00:49:09.179 --> 00:49:11.019 for an eye makes the world go blind kind of thing 00:49:11.019 --> 00:49:16.320 tanner saves the day um from harold killing lola 00:49:16.320 --> 00:49:23.130 arrests her luke's dead and in like a dream sequence 00:49:23.130 --> 00:49:26.289 at the end they're at the tree and Jimmy and 00:49:26.289 --> 00:49:29.150 Lily are reunited Lily has her eyes back and 00:49:29.150 --> 00:49:32.690 he puts a ring on her finger they never say if 00:49:32.690 --> 00:49:35.070 this is real or not like we don't know Jimmy 00:49:35.070 --> 00:49:38.889 wanted to die remember and also because he's 00:49:38.889 --> 00:49:40.949 like save the day does the crow go away does 00:49:40.949 --> 00:49:43.590 he lose his powers what what happens with that 00:49:43.590 --> 00:49:46.070 is this a real scene is this a fake scene is 00:49:46.070 --> 00:49:49.260 this a dream we have no clue It just gives us 00:49:49.260 --> 00:49:51.420 that happy ending for a second of this sequence 00:49:51.420 --> 00:49:53.579 where they're at the tree and he puts the ring 00:49:53.579 --> 00:49:57.239 on her finger, they kiss, and it's over. The 00:49:57.239 --> 00:50:03.559 Crow Wicked Prayer, lovely, is done. So, let's 00:50:03.559 --> 00:50:09.159 talk analysis. I'm pretty sure this is the worst 00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:11.980 movie I've ever seen. I think this takes the 00:50:11.980 --> 00:50:17.550 cake. It was not good on every standpoint. The 00:50:17.550 --> 00:50:20.590 budget wasn't great, so I can give like bad CGI, 00:50:20.650 --> 00:50:22.469 that kind of thing. I can give it a forgiving 00:50:22.469 --> 00:50:27.130 pass on that. The script was terrible. The acting 00:50:27.130 --> 00:50:29.829 was hammy. You got Dennis Hopper to do one of 00:50:29.829 --> 00:50:32.329 the worst roles I've ever seen anybody do, let 00:50:32.329 --> 00:50:35.630 alone an Oscar nominated actor like Edward or 00:50:35.630 --> 00:50:39.010 Dennis Hopper. Edward Hopper. What? Edward Hopper. 00:50:39.650 --> 00:50:43.070 I don't know who that is. You got somebody like 00:50:43.070 --> 00:50:45.110 Dennis Hopper to do the worst role I've ever 00:50:45.110 --> 00:50:50.489 seen anybody do. The acting was hammy, terrible, 00:50:50.610 --> 00:50:55.369 just bad. And I mean, I don't know what I expected 00:50:55.369 --> 00:50:59.469 from this cast. The guy who is like Angel on 00:50:59.469 --> 00:51:03.110 Buffy and plays in Bones, like that guy, I guess 00:51:03.110 --> 00:51:05.650 kind of can act, but he also is more of a TV 00:51:05.650 --> 00:51:09.250 guy versus like a movie guy. Edward Furlong probably 00:51:09.250 --> 00:51:16.710 wasn't the guy you wanted. War, pestilence, and 00:51:16.710 --> 00:51:21.190 famine were either high all the time or just 00:51:21.190 --> 00:51:23.630 causing chaos, so they were fine in that aspect, 00:51:23.730 --> 00:51:26.409 but really they had no point to this. Lola's 00:51:26.409 --> 00:51:28.710 played by Tara Reid. I've made my opinions about 00:51:28.710 --> 00:51:32.489 her known. Macy Gray was a prostitute for all 00:51:32.489 --> 00:51:35.730 of five seconds. Danny Trejo doesn't add anything 00:51:35.730 --> 00:51:38.090 to the movie except for just slow -motion boob 00:51:38.090 --> 00:51:43.500 dancing to save a crow. I wish I'd never... had 00:51:43.500 --> 00:51:46.000 to utter that sentence in my life but you know 00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:52.820 i did it's just it's um yeah it was a movie out 00:51:52.820 --> 00:51:54.760 of all the movies to ever movie this was a movie 00:51:54.760 --> 00:51:57.179 but this is this is quite possibly the worst 00:51:57.179 --> 00:52:01.480 one i have ever seen it just all came together 00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:04.340 awfully there's nothing about this movie that's 00:52:04.340 --> 00:52:07.039 redeeming even some of the lines that i wrote 00:52:07.039 --> 00:52:09.260 down that i laughed at i don't think i'm supposed 00:52:09.260 --> 00:52:13.280 to laugh at um quote the raven nevermore motherfucker 00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:18.280 uh who are you i'll tell you for 47 .66 whereas 00:52:18.280 --> 00:52:21.280 luke he owes me two lifetimes and a perfect set 00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:25.280 of blue eyes like these are just awful lines 00:52:25.280 --> 00:52:27.820 and these are just the ones i wrote down that 00:52:27.820 --> 00:52:30.380 i laughed at there's probably a ton more there's 00:52:30.380 --> 00:52:32.739 there's a whole speech by dennis hopper that 00:52:32.739 --> 00:52:35.940 could be in this quote like bad quotes section 00:52:35.940 --> 00:52:42.860 i just i Sometimes when I put myself through 00:52:42.860 --> 00:52:45.639 these movies, there's redeeming qualities. There's 00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:47.960 something you can find. Usually, I definitely 00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:51.119 like to look at the bright side and say, there's 00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:54.139 something positive I could put and say, oh, that 00:52:54.139 --> 00:52:58.820 was positive. I can't think of one. I can't think 00:52:58.820 --> 00:53:02.280 of a single thing in this movie that was a positive 00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:07.840 thing. The entire movie was just terrible and 00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:11.070 shouldn't exist in my opinion, truthfully. I 00:53:11.070 --> 00:53:13.610 don't think The Crow needed a sequel, let alone 00:53:13.610 --> 00:53:16.590 three. And then a reboot doesn't make sense to 00:53:16.590 --> 00:53:18.550 me either. But, you know, I'm not even talking 00:53:18.550 --> 00:53:21.989 about that at this point. Normally, somebody 00:53:21.989 --> 00:53:23.570 like Mitchell would give it to Mitchell Zero. 00:53:23.690 --> 00:53:25.889 Like, hey, you did, you put together a movie 00:53:25.889 --> 00:53:29.340 and you did it. You got a movie. I can't even 00:53:29.340 --> 00:53:31.639 give it the Mitchell zero, the half star, the 00:53:31.639 --> 00:53:35.320 whatever. I can't do it. I can't. I want to just 00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:37.719 because I know how hard it is to make a movie. 00:53:37.780 --> 00:53:39.760 I know how hard it is to get everything together, 00:53:39.880 --> 00:53:42.719 to coincide, to make a movie, get it to screen, 00:53:42.960 --> 00:53:48.420 everything like that. This movie feels like the 00:53:48.420 --> 00:53:51.500 line from Billy Madison. I award you no points 00:53:51.500 --> 00:53:54.860 and may God have mercy on your soul. So I'm going 00:53:54.860 --> 00:53:58.369 to give it a zero. Crows out of five. I know 00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:00.030 that's the easy one I could go with. I could 00:54:00.030 --> 00:54:04.650 do zero Shaman Eyes out of five. Just gets a 00:54:04.650 --> 00:54:09.590 zero. Just a straight zero. There's nothing redeeming 00:54:09.590 --> 00:54:11.250 about this movie. There's nothing I can find 00:54:11.250 --> 00:54:13.530 a positive about. And truthfully, this is the 00:54:13.530 --> 00:54:16.329 first time I've ever felt like I wasted my time. 00:54:17.590 --> 00:54:19.849 Usually with the bad movies, yes, you can feel 00:54:19.849 --> 00:54:21.889 like some moments, okay, I wasted like 20 minutes 00:54:21.889 --> 00:54:24.230 of my time, that kind of thing. I find it kind 00:54:24.230 --> 00:54:27.159 of funny usually. because I do like watching 00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:29.780 bad movies, but this is the first time I'm like 00:54:29.780 --> 00:54:36.260 the entire runtime. I have wasted my time. Yeah, 00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:38.699 I'm being harsh on this movie, but it's just, 00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:41.260 I want to save you. If you're listening to this 00:54:41.260 --> 00:54:43.619 and you have not seen this movie, I am saving 00:54:43.619 --> 00:54:45.940 you. Do not watch this movie. There's plenty 00:54:45.940 --> 00:54:48.219 of movies that I've seen that I would suggest 00:54:48.219 --> 00:54:51.199 to watch instead of this movie that you may feel 00:54:51.199 --> 00:54:53.179 like you've wasted a little bit of time on, but 00:54:53.179 --> 00:54:56.840 not your entire time. And this movie was so bad, 00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:58.980 not only did it feel like it wasted the hour 00:54:58.980 --> 00:55:01.119 and a half that I watched this movie, it feels 00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:02.860 really like I lost two and a half hours because 00:55:02.860 --> 00:55:05.619 now I have to talk about it again in length. 00:55:06.139 --> 00:55:17.139 So, yeah. That's the Crow Wicked Prayer. I don't 00:55:17.139 --> 00:55:18.659 want to keep shitting on it, but at the same 00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:21.480 time I feel like I need to because, again, I'm 00:55:21.480 --> 00:55:24.820 warning you. Do not... Watch this movie. Don't 00:55:24.820 --> 00:55:26.980 do it. Don't do it to yourself. There's no reason 00:55:26.980 --> 00:55:29.440 to watch this movie. There's no reason at all. 00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:34.400 I want to 100 % save you from yourself. And some 00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:36.940 of you may say, oh, he's challenging me to watch 00:55:36.940 --> 00:55:38.880 this. I'm not. I'm not challenging you right 00:55:38.880 --> 00:55:41.539 now. I am telling you because I have watched 00:55:41.539 --> 00:55:44.539 it and I want to help you that you should not 00:55:44.539 --> 00:55:47.260 watch this film. Nobody should put themselves 00:55:47.260 --> 00:55:50.679 through this film. I did it for you because I 00:55:50.679 --> 00:55:54.480 love you guys and because you deserve it. i put 00:55:54.480 --> 00:55:57.239 myself through it i'm not going to watch any 00:55:57.239 --> 00:55:58.820 of the other crow sequels i'm not going to watch 00:55:58.820 --> 00:56:01.360 the reboot if anything i might watch the original 00:56:01.360 --> 00:56:05.340 again but even that i it was a fine movie there's 00:56:05.340 --> 00:56:07.880 nothing wrong with the crow one you can enjoy 00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:09.860 it have a good time everything like that r .i 00:56:09.860 --> 00:56:12.320 .p brandon lee like i think he did a great job 00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:14.380 and brought this character a little more life 00:56:14.380 --> 00:56:17.539 and apparently too good of life because this 00:56:17.539 --> 00:56:20.619 is like the fourth life he's had now and this 00:56:20.619 --> 00:56:22.340 time he probably should have just stayed dead 00:56:22.979 --> 00:56:25.860 So not Brandon Lee, obviously, but the Crow character. 00:56:26.280 --> 00:56:28.280 I'm sorry. That's that came out really wrong. 00:56:28.360 --> 00:56:30.139 I'm not talking about Brandon Lee on that case. 00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:32.079 RIP Brandon Lee. That's not what I'm talking 00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:36.500 about. He did well. He ran so that Edward Furlong 00:56:36.500 --> 00:56:40.219 could trip over his own feet and hopefully hang 00:56:40.219 --> 00:56:43.440 himself because, well, not the, I don't know 00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:45.119 what I'm trying to say here. Hey, there should 00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:47.480 be no more Crow movies. That's what I'm saying. 00:56:49.099 --> 00:56:53.739 So. yeah that's the crow wicked prayer um if 00:56:53.739 --> 00:56:55.460 you have thoughts about this movie please reach 00:56:55.460 --> 00:56:57.980 out to us at came for a movie pretty much everywhere 00:56:57.980 --> 00:57:01.360 um we're on x we're on threads we're on facebook 00:57:01.360 --> 00:57:03.880 uh even though i don't have access to that anymore 00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:07.360 at least jill can still see that stuff and yeah 00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:13.179 um We're going to start doing spooky season stuff. 00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:15.579 I've got another episode that is going to hit 00:57:15.579 --> 00:57:18.179 about the beginning of October, end of September, 00:57:18.360 --> 00:57:21.599 and then we're full on, full send, spoopy season. 00:57:22.559 --> 00:57:26.239 The next episode is two bad Russell Crowe movies, 00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:29.119 back to back. I saw The Exorcism in theaters, 00:57:29.320 --> 00:57:31.840 as well as I watched Poker Face. It was kind 00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:34.039 of an accident that I'm doing two, but it just 00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:36.079 so happened to work out that, hey, Russell Crowe, 00:57:36.099 --> 00:57:40.340 two bad movies in a row. So the Crowe... continues, 00:57:40.599 --> 00:57:45.059 I guess, the discussion of Crows. Russell Crowe 00:57:45.059 --> 00:57:46.820 double feature going to be at the end of the 00:57:46.820 --> 00:57:48.820 month, beginning of October, and then we're in 00:57:48.820 --> 00:57:53.639 spoopy season. So send me what you think are 00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:57.679 the worst horror movies of all time. Just tweet 00:57:57.679 --> 00:58:01.079 it at us or post it at us. Put it on our Instagram. 00:58:01.260 --> 00:58:03.940 I don't care. Just tell me what you guys think. 00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:06.480 I'll be sure to try to watch it because I'm getting 00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:10.030 my own list together and I have some. I'll say 00:58:10.030 --> 00:58:13.969 bangers, but not really bangers. Yeah, so we've 00:58:13.969 --> 00:58:15.909 got some stuff coming for you. We're going to 00:58:15.909 --> 00:58:18.150 try to get some friends on this too so you're 00:58:18.150 --> 00:58:20.070 not just hearing my voice again because I know 00:58:20.070 --> 00:58:22.190 it can be annoying sometimes to just listen to 00:58:22.190 --> 00:58:25.650 me. But I'm still happy to watch these bad movies 00:58:25.650 --> 00:58:27.989 for you so you don't have to and can hopefully 00:58:27.989 --> 00:58:33.510 save you time, effort, energy, and just not watch 00:58:33.510 --> 00:58:37.099 movies like The Crow Wicked Prayer. So yeah, 00:58:37.159 --> 00:58:39.300 we'll see you for another Crow episode, Russell 00:58:39.300 --> 00:58:42.019 Crow, Double Bad Movies, at the end of the month 00:58:42.019 --> 00:58:43.960 slash beginning of October. We're getting the 00:58:43.960 --> 00:58:46.960 spoopy season, and I want to thank you guys for 00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:49.699 tuning in. Thank you to Doom Generation Podcast 00:58:49.699 --> 00:58:52.079 for guessing it correctly. You guys are awesome. 00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:56.099 We love you. And thank you guys for always tuning 00:58:56.099 --> 00:58:58.780 in. I really appreciate it. So for Game for a 00:58:58.780 --> 00:59:00.559 Movie, where we ask, are you game for a movie? 00:59:00.719 --> 00:59:02.880 I am Mike. I will see you next time for another 00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:04.679 Crow episode. Bye.